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186: Convention Insanity · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I masturbated back in the day. And I figure I
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: owe you some cash for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad because.
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  Speaker 2: Don't open the episode with that.
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  Speaker 1: We're opening the episode.
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  Speaker 4: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 4: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 4: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 5: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
• 1:09
  Speaker 7: Is there a history of insanity in your family?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 8: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody else has ever started it.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 9: And you are? I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Randy. We've roped Randy into it. So, yes, this
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: is Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: We are coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 10: the floor of Fright Night Film Fest slash Fandom Fest.
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  Speaker 1: And it's kind of out of control at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: That was the funny thing, because you got, like, Vernon Wells.
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  Speaker 11: And, like, of all the people here, I think he's
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  Speaker 11: the only one I might, like, wander by and, like, thank.
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  Speaker 2: Because at least he's iconic.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's a working actor. You know, he's not making, like,
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  Speaker 2: millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 14: But.
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  Speaker 2: He's an icon, at least for a couple of roles.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And, you know, and he's actually, this might mean something
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  Speaker 11: to him, where he's walking dead douchebags, you know, trying to, like,
• 2:16
  Speaker 11: milk more from the swollen teat.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck him, you know? Yeah, he wore assless chaps in
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  Speaker 2: the road work.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, he saw his butt.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's helpful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: That should be worth something.
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: Get extra credits for asscheeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 17: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: The 40 minute wait to see anybody. The only person
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  Speaker 11: I wait like that for is my fucking dentist. And
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  Speaker 11: I'm not really happy about that.
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  Speaker 2: And they don't even give you magazines here.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah. You know?
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  Speaker 3: It just mirrors this guy across from us who's kind
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  Speaker 3: of like a... Like Mickey Six had like a brother.
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  Speaker 11: I would have said like Danzig if you left him
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  Speaker 11: in the dryer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 17: I feel like Nikki Sixx.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if Nikki Sixx and Danzig had a song.
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  Speaker 10: That was frightening, actually.
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  Speaker 11: That's because I can't think of any audio for Nikki Sixx.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: There goes Gloves.
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  Speaker 3: He always fucking wears Gloves.
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  Speaker 4: Gloves!
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Gloves, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's Kane Hodder, right?
• 3:28
  Speaker 9: Gloves.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: Well, that's that whole badass.
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  Speaker 17: I could commit a crime and get away with it.
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  Speaker 2: I assume that's what I take away.
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  Speaker 10: No, I just figured his other job now, he's a
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  Speaker 10: hand model.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to mess up my friend's mother. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. My hands are my life. I can't mess
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  Speaker 1: those up.
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  Speaker 5: He's a hand model?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 15: Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 10: You can picture a big close-up ad with him like
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  Speaker 10: we're in a watch or something.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'll take that.
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  Speaker 1: Look how awesome that hand looks.
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  Speaker 19: I'm kind of lost.
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  Speaker 2: Spider-Man has your color hair. Let's go beat his ass.
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  Speaker 17: Still, he's intruding on something I think you've trademarked.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, let's see if you really stick.
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  Speaker 3: Her in the balls. Can you talk about how ridiculously
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: adorable that Rose girl was? I don't know her last name.
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  Speaker 1: Rose Sienna.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently, she was on the show. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: when she was on the show.
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  Speaker 19: I wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: January, I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, she came by earlier, and I swear to God,
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  Speaker 3: she is the most ridiculously adorable thing I've ever seen
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  Speaker 3: in my entire life. She has this voice that's just
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  Speaker 3: like a cartoon animal. but in the most adorable of ways.
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: In my head, she is a Disney princess, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: pretty sure butterflies and birds and mice help her get
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  Speaker 3: dressed in the morning. She sings little songs about it,
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  Speaker 3: and I think Maybe she poops rainbows or something. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not really sure, but she was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: What? The point to make there, the point to make is.
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  Speaker 11: That she saw somebody walk by with one of these
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  Speaker 11: murdered teddy bears in a box. I thought they were
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  Speaker 11: selling it as a display model to try and gather interest,
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  Speaker 11: because I have one of the mutated teddy bears, but these.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Are crime scene teddy bears.
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  Speaker 11: She went over to save the teddy bear, and she's like,
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  Speaker 11: asked the girl walking around carrying this display case, what.
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  Speaker 17: Happened to your teddy bear?
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  Speaker 11: Like all lost and feeling the pain of the world.
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  Speaker 10: She wasn't joking. She wasn't being cool and ironic about it.
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  Speaker 10: She was really worried about what happened to the teddy bear.
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  Speaker 10: And that's, again, usually things that good in the world
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  Speaker 10: make me.
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  Speaker 1: Want to destroy things. But something about Rose is pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 9: She's adorable. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want her to narrate everything in my life.
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  Speaker 3: She has the cutest voice. I want her to have
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: a running commentary of everything that's going on. But in
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: my head, she would use that voice to say bad words.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine her saying bad words in real life.
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  Speaker 11: After I met her, I was imagining her screaming at
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  Speaker 11: people in traffic. You just sort of sit there and go,
• 6:16
  Speaker 11: I wonder.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, it might just be.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: I like the look of awe and shock on her face.
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: Almost everything you said was just hilarious.
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  Speaker 11: It made me feel like more of an awful person
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  Speaker 11: than I already am.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, as Randy was saying the things Randy usually says,
• 6:34
  Speaker 10: it was somehow mortifying this poor girl.
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  Speaker 19: Oh, that's where I saw that guy from.
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  Speaker 15: The guy down there is the guy from Kroger.
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  Speaker 3: Where?
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  Speaker 5: He's way down there.
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  Speaker 15: He's got kind of a beard. I was like, where
• 6:48
  Speaker 15: the hell have I seen that guy? I was like,
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  Speaker 15: I know I don't get out much. I only go
• 6:51
  Speaker 15: to work.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah, I saw him earlier.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, I was like, dude, the guy's from Kroger. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 15: now I know who he is. I'm trying to think
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  Speaker 15: of people in my life. Okay, I go to work,
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  Speaker 15: and I go to Kroger.
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  Speaker 3: It might have been somebody from UPS.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Work, Kroger, conventions.
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  Speaker 18: That's all we do.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's not convention.
• 7:06
  Speaker 11: Always waiting for Jay to tear off after somebody and
• 7:09
  Speaker 11: beat their ass for money that they owe him.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: It's potential.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: Sabini's not here. How much does he owe you?
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  Speaker 15: Three dollars.
• 7:17
  Speaker 11: How does Sabini owe you three dollars?
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: He can't count.
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  Speaker 15: He can't count?
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  Speaker 17: That's all.
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  Speaker 2: I think he probably can. That's my guess.
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  Speaker 1: He's a scam artist.
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  Speaker 15: I didn't realize until after.
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  Speaker 17: I left his booth.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, Rose, wherever you are, if you're listening, which
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  Speaker 3: I doubt you are, ridiculously cute.
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  Speaker 20: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Rose, if you're listening, what was, was it Scott?
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Scooter?
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  Speaker 21: Scooter.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I was close. I abbreviated.
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  Speaker 11: Scooter, get her off the podcast and get her off
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  Speaker 11: to do something constructive.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Like working with injured children or something.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: She needs to be on our show every week. The
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  Speaker 1: only thing that can balance the evil that is the
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: rest of Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he needs the gloves, so he can carry
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: four beers at once.
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  Speaker 9: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: That's piss water.
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  Speaker 11: He's got like fucking lips in his shoes. I mean, okay,
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  Speaker 11: you're supposed to be a tough guy, but do you
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  Speaker 11: have to wear like four inch lips?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a short guy. I don't need four-inch lips.
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  Speaker 10: You have to pretend to be a serial killer, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, that hits a little close to home.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, she's there.
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  Speaker 17: She's waving at us. Oh, my God. She should come
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  Speaker 17: say hello.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we need some theme music.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, begin the Rose theme.
• 8:43
  Speaker 10: Music right now. We were just discussing you in particular,
• 8:51
  Speaker 10: so we're cueing the Rose theme music.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Are you singing it? Yeah.
• 8:56
  Speaker 17: Hi, guys. Oh, my God. This is a momentous moment.
• 8:59
  Speaker 13: I just got asked for my first autograph ever, and
• 9:03
  Speaker 13: you're recording this moment like three minutes later.
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  Speaker 19: This is history in the making.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: This is history in the making. 20 years from now.
• 9:09
  Speaker 10: 20 years from now when that girl is dressed like you,
• 9:13
  Speaker 10: she'll listen back to this episode.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: It'll all come together.
• 9:16
  Speaker 17: Oh, that makes sense.
• 9:18
  Speaker 13: If she's dressed like me today, this is my sister's
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  Speaker 13: dress that she left at my house by mistake.
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  Speaker 17: So I don't know how she'll find one and recreate it,
• 9:25
  Speaker 17: but she can.
• 9:26
  Speaker 9: Ask my sister.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: You just punched her and took her dress, didn't you?
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: This is awesome.
• 9:30
  Speaker 17: We've got Randy on the show now.
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  Speaker 2: It's an accident.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: He just didn't run away fast enough.
• 9:35
  Speaker 17: So this works, even with all this noise?
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like all the noise, but I deal
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 9:40
  Speaker 13: People, it's crazy here. There's like a thousand people?
• 9:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I think. Probably more. Probably more. Why are you
• 9:48
  Speaker 17: not here? Why are you listening to this? You should
• 9:50
  Speaker 17: be here live with us.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: They can still listen to it.
• 9:53
  Speaker 17: They can still listen.
• 9:54
  Speaker 10: Don't encourage them not to listen.
• 9:57
  Speaker 17: No, please listen. We might be on the show again
• 9:58
  Speaker 17: on Tuesdays. not pretty good.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: That's the plan.
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  Speaker 17: Were you talking about me as a Disney character?
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: No. No.
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  Speaker 9: That's okay.
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  Speaker 17: That's not.
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  Speaker 3: I totally was.
• 10:07
  Speaker 17: Oh, that's awesome. That's not exactly, like, a bad thing.
• 10:11
  Speaker 13: As long as I'm not Jafar, like, the parrot, that
• 10:14
  Speaker 13: would be bad.
• 10:15
  Speaker 15: Gilbert Gottfried.
• 10:16
  Speaker 19: Gilbert Gottfried.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: You were the first one I thought of.
• 10:19
  Speaker 10: Jafar and right to you.
• 10:21
  Speaker 13: My favorite Disney movie is Little Mermaid.
• 10:27
  Speaker 17: What are yours?
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Bambi.
• 10:30
  Speaker 17: Bambi is the saddest one. See, there he goes.
• 10:33
  Speaker 19: I hate deer.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you cry.
• 10:36
  Speaker 18: I love the beginning when she gets killed, the mother
• 10:38
  Speaker 18: gets killed. That's my favorite part.
• 10:40
  Speaker 19: I was attacked by a deer when I was five
• 10:42
  Speaker 19: years old. at a petting zoo.
• 10:46
  Speaker 17: Holy shit.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: He had it on tape.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: You can put it on your show. It was filmed.
• 10:51
  Speaker 19: It's hilarious.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: I'm, like, five.
• 10:52
  Speaker 18: I'm, like, walking around, and out of nowhere, like, this
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  Speaker 18: deer just knocks me to the ground and starts, like,
• 10:58
  Speaker 18: stampeding me to death.
• 11:00
  Speaker 19: Of course, the camera falls.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Did that fuck up Chris's before you?
• 11:02
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it failed.
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: You know, we were.
• 11:05
  Speaker 19: Going to sue, you know, but we didn't.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: You didn't press charges on the deal.
• 11:12
  Speaker 11: I think that if you try to sue a petting zoo,
• 11:14
  Speaker 11: they tell your child, for every dollar you get, we'll
• 11:18
  Speaker 11: shoot an animal.
• 11:19
  Speaker 15: Right.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, I would have been fine with it. I wanted
• 11:22
  Speaker 19: my justice.
• 11:24
  Speaker 17: Forever and ever.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: You wanted to personally go out and take it out.
• 11:28
  Speaker 19: One of my movies I want to make is The
• 11:29
  Speaker 19: Deer Hunter 2.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 18: And it's like a horror movie where I'm... the slasher
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  Speaker 18: character and the deer are like these teenage deer and
• 11:40
  Speaker 18: they're going to summer camp and they're like.
• 11:42
  Speaker 11: They're all horny they're trouble making you've got the first
• 11:44
  Speaker 11: furry horror movie right there.
• 11:46
  Speaker 18: Exactly will they be horned but i want christopher walken
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  Speaker 18: to play me.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Well who doesn't.
• 11:52
  Speaker 17: You can't make it.
• 11:55
  Speaker 11: Soon deer hunter 2 no one's done it i like
• 11:57
  Speaker 11: it that's There's a market for that.
• 12:00
  Speaker 17: Can I be in it? What could I be?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: A bunny rabbit?
• 12:03
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm going to be the rabbit. Rabbits are my
• 12:06
  Speaker 17: favorite animal. Right, that is my favorite. I love bunnies.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: How did I know that?
• 12:12
  Speaker 13: It doesn't make sense that I really like bunnies.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: It's perfect.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: How much exposure have you had to bunnies? That's what
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 12:19
  Speaker 11: Are they idealized bunnies or are they really running around
• 12:23
  Speaker 11: on your back? I have this friend and she brings
• 12:25
  Speaker 11: her bunny in which we will refer to for the
• 12:27
  Speaker 11: remainder of this.
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  Speaker 2: Anecdote, is that fucking bunny.
• 12:29
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 12:30
  Speaker 19: Right?
• 12:31
  Speaker 11: She put it on her bed with the dog, and
• 12:33
  Speaker 11: the dog would, like, interact with the bunny, except the
• 12:36
  Speaker 11: dog wasn't, like, geared to interact with the bunny, and
• 12:38
  Speaker 11: the bunny would run around, and bunnies shit. And they
• 12:42
  Speaker 11: shit opportunistically, viciously, and continuously.
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 12:47
  Speaker 17: They've got cute boobs that are, like, really round and.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's like... I went and visited this friend. She's like,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: come on.
• 12:52
  Speaker 17: We were up in her room.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: with her, you know, like, giant king bed.
• 12:56
  Speaker 11: She's watching TV, and her husband's there, and the bunny's
• 12:59
  Speaker 11: running around shitting on everything, and it runs over and, like,
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  Speaker 11: bites me.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Do you know what bunny teeth are like?
• 13:05
  Speaker 9: They hurt.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: They're like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Speaker 17: For those.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Bunny pipe on the Holy Grail.
• 13:09
  Speaker 9: No, they're like.
• 13:10
  Speaker 17: Bunny pipe on the Holy Grail.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: They're teeth bite on.
• 13:12
  Speaker 17: I thought he said bunny pipe on the Holy Grail.
• 13:15
  Speaker 17: I've heard of Monty Python.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 13:18
  Speaker 17: Yeah, they did Spamalot, too.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's part of the franchise.
• 13:24
  Speaker 13: And there's that thing about I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
• 13:28
  Speaker 17: Is that from it?
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: That's Monty Python, yes. You've got a little bonus points.
• 13:33
  Speaker 17: Gosh, I'm truly trying to get in the club here, people.
• 13:40
  Speaker 19: What is the plot of Star Wars?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me the story.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 13:43
  Speaker 19: Let's hear it.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: This would be gross who's never seen Star Wars. This
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: is always a fun game.
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  Speaker 13: Okay. There's, like, this guy, and he's going to go
• 13:52
  Speaker 13: to another planet, and there's a princess he has to save,
• 13:56
  Speaker 13: and he has a dad that's, like, an evil guy,
• 13:59
  Speaker 13: and then there's, like, a little midget man who's, like,
• 14:01
  Speaker 13: a dwarf that's, like, really wise, and he, like, helps
• 14:06
  Speaker 13: him out, and they shoot things, and somebody's called Obi-Kenobi,
• 14:10
  Speaker 13: and at the end he saves the princess.
• 14:13
  Speaker 17: And I've seen Meatballs. What's that name in the movie? Spaceballs? Spaceballs!
• 14:19
  Speaker 17: One of my ex-boyfriends made me watch that. And at
• 14:22
  Speaker 17: the end of the movie, he was laughing all the time.
• 14:24
  Speaker 17: I was like, what's up with this? He's like, well,
• 14:25
  Speaker 17: you know, Star Wars. I'm like, I haven't seen Star Wars.
• 14:28
  Speaker 17: So it didn't make any sense to me the whole time.
• 14:31
  Speaker 17: I forgot it. Was that close?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Now tell me the plot of Meatballs.
• 14:36
  Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, I don't remember. I don't even think
• 14:39
  Speaker 17: there's meatballs in... Oh, there's a... And there's a song
• 14:44
  Speaker 17: about meatballs, but on top of.
• 14:46
  Speaker 13: All covered with cheese.
• 14:49
  Speaker 17: Thank you, Misty. That could be a great movie, Meatballs.
• 14:54
  Speaker 17: It could be about a band.
• 14:54
  Speaker 9: Isn't there.
• 14:55
  Speaker 17: Oh, no, that's Meat Loaf.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: There is a.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: A band called Meat Loaf.
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: There it is.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 15:00
  Speaker 17: Oh, I love Bill Murray. We just saw him on
• 15:02
  Speaker 17: TV yesterday. By the way, there's this amazing video that
• 15:05
  Speaker 17: everyone should YouTube. I'm not kidding. It's, like, the top ten.
• 15:09
  Speaker 13: Moments that were candid, like, they were just improv moments.
• 15:14
  Speaker 13: And they're, like, the most famous scenes of these epic movies.
• 15:18
  Speaker 17: So, for example... I'm walking here, you know? Robert De Niro.
• 15:22
  Speaker 17: That cab went through all the signs.
• 15:24
  Speaker 19: That was Robert De Niro.
• 15:25
  Speaker 17: It was. What did I say?
• 15:26
  Speaker 9: Dustin Hoffman.
• 15:27
  Speaker 17: Oh, I meant Robert. No, I meant Dustin Hoffman.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: She's referring to Midnight Cowboy.
• 15:33
  Speaker 17: I'm going to be so embarrassed one day. Like, when I... Okay. Yeah, hopefully. So, yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 17: I'm walking here. The taxi cab.
• 15:41
  Speaker 13: Just, like, did not read the filming signs. It just
• 15:44
  Speaker 13: went through, and that's what he improvised. Then, okay, well,
• 15:48
  Speaker 13: just watch the studio.
• 15:48
  Speaker 17: Find it on YouTube. It's really good. It is really good. And, like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 17: singing in the rain.
• 15:53
  Speaker 13: What movie is that from?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Sing like in the rain.
• 15:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah, that was all improvised. I'm looking at you, kid.
• 16:02
  Speaker 13: Who's that?
• 16:02
  Speaker 20: Robert De Niro.
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: Casablanca.
• 16:04
  Speaker 17: Oh, God. Okay, whatever. Just watch the movie. I haven't
• 16:07
  Speaker 17: seen that either. Watch a whole.
• 16:09
  Speaker 9: Bunch of movies.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I need to watch a whole bunch of movies. All
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: of them with Robert De Niro.
• 16:12
  Speaker 17: Maybe we should have.
• 16:13
  Speaker 13: People write, since I haven't seen that many movies, their
• 16:16
  Speaker 13: top ten movies that Rose should watch. And I'll watch
• 16:20
  Speaker 13: all of them someday.
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: This could be interesting, and people will probably be very
• 16:24
  Speaker 10: mean and put horrible things on it.
• 16:26
  Speaker 13: Please don't put the happening. I did not like the happening.
• 16:29
  Speaker 13: I did not like Antichrist. I did not like happening
• 16:33
  Speaker 13: in the woods. Everyone's going to be upset about that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: So no Wahlberg as a teacher and no genital mutilation.
• 16:42
  Speaker 17: No genital mutilation. Thank you. Thanks for clearing that up.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Well, that takes three off my list already.
• 16:48
  Speaker 17: But I will see Troll 2 if you request it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 17: I kind of want to. I think you just want to.
• 16:53
  Speaker 13: Well, I like doing extreme things. Like, I don't like
• 16:56
  Speaker 13: spicy food. Like, I think Chipotle is spicy with no
• 16:58
  Speaker 13: sauces on it. Like, just the chicken is spicy for me.
• 17:01
  Speaker 13: But someone was like, this is the hottest. This was
• 17:03
  Speaker 13: in Louisville at this restaurant called the City Station in
• 17:05
  Speaker 13: Northern Commons. They were like, this is the hottest hot
• 17:09
  Speaker 13: sauce in the world. And I tried it because I
• 17:11
  Speaker 13: was like, if you're going to do it, go all.
• 17:13
  Speaker 17: The way, right? You understand. Yeah, go big or go home.
• 17:16
  Speaker 17: So I watched the words.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I heard steam coming out of your head.
• 17:21
  Speaker 17: I called for milk because my dad lives in China.
• 17:24
  Speaker 13: And I had just read an article in China that said, like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 13: it's spicy.
• 17:28
  Speaker 17: Water is the worst thing you can do. It just
• 17:30
  Speaker 17: spreads it. You have to have milk. So I was like, no.
• 17:35
  Speaker 13: And then we drank so much milk that the next
• 17:37
  Speaker 13: day we had to bring a gallon of milk.
• 17:39
  Speaker 17: To the restaurant and be like thanks for.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: The milk actually coming from your mouth at this point
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: as you're yelling for milk that would have been like
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: a cartoon.
• 17:45
  Speaker 17: Like a cartoon like looney tunes style.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: She's disney she's looney tunes she kind of encompasses all cartoons.
• 17:52
  Speaker 13: I am a cartoon i'm not right oh thank.
• 17:59
  Speaker 18: You there's some cartoon character you sound like though it's
• 18:01
  Speaker 18: either like Olive oil?
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: No.
• 18:04
  Speaker 17: Thank you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:06
  Speaker 19: It's not olive oil. It's terrible. It's like, it's the
• 18:10
  Speaker 19: squeaky one.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Somebody's short.
• 18:12
  Speaker 13: How about the mouse in the Space Jam? Or like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 13: there's like, is there a mouse?
• 18:16
  Speaker 17: Oh, dear God.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: First of all, don't watch Space Jam.
• 18:19
  Speaker 17: I've seen Space Jam.
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: Can you unsee that one somehow?
• 18:24
  Speaker 17: Hey, I was like eight, like, or whatever, however old
• 18:28
  Speaker 17: I was.
• 18:28
  Speaker 19: Bill Murray's also in that movie.
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: Bill Murray's in that?
• 18:32
  Speaker 19: He plays one of the characters.
• 18:34
  Speaker 13: No, all I remember is Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley
• 18:39
  Speaker 13: and some alien creatures that aren't mice.
• 18:41
  Speaker 17: I said mice.
• 18:42
  Speaker 22: They're not mice.
• 18:42
  Speaker 17: I just realized that.
• 18:45
  Speaker 18: Someone pointed out recently, it was funny, that Bill Murray
• 18:47
  Speaker 18: was known to be a comedian, and now he's a
• 18:50
  Speaker 18: dramatic actor, and he's actually good. And then Robert De
• 18:53
  Speaker 18: Niro's a dramatic actor who's trying to be a comedy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 19: Actor, and he's just awful.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sort of ruined his career.
• 19:04
  Speaker 17: Moment of silence, everyone.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: In remembrance of Robert De Niro as a fine actor.
• 19:09
  Speaker 17: Five minutes. Better be there when we get back.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: Up steps to the floor, I share a teenage dream.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Boys living their soul, I never want they see. A
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: walk in the park can become a bad dream. People
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: are staring and following me. This is my only escape
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: from it all. Watching a film or a face on
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: a wall.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: Italian Robert De Niro's waiting Talking Italian Robert De Niro's
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: waiting Talking Italian.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Popcorn hungry, we have it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 14: Kettle from the popper.
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: There are other treats for you, too, such as fresh
• 20:13
  Speaker 12: candies and ice cream.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Visit the refreshment center now.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Enjoy a delicious snack and ice cold Coca-Cola.
• 20:22
  Speaker 23: Okay, Carol, now you take these notes and then we're
• 20:25
  Speaker 23: about ready to begin.
• 20:26
  Speaker 15: Okay, sure.
• 20:27
  Speaker 21: What are you two doing here? We don't record until tomorrow.
• 20:30
  Speaker 23: We're making a new promo for All Games Considered, since
• 20:32
  Speaker 23: you were dragging your feet getting one written.
• 20:34
  Speaker 22: Hey, she's right, though.
• 20:36
  Speaker 23: It's been too long, and a lot has happened since
• 20:38
  Speaker 23: the last promo. Yeah, like winning the gold NE for
• 20:41
  Speaker 23: Best Gaming Podcast for 2009.
• 20:43
  Speaker 21: You mean the one you try to work into the
• 20:44
  Speaker 21: conversation every other episode?
• 20:46
  Speaker 22: Hey, now, now, there's more than that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 23: There's the new format.
• 20:49
  Speaker 21: You mean the main show every two weeks and the
• 20:51
  Speaker 21: assortment of other features in the meantime?
• 20:53
  Speaker 23: Right, like games you may never have heard of, the
• 20:55
  Speaker 23: review in new shows. Don't forget the RPG buffet.
• 20:58
  Speaker 21: And on the main show, we have more time to
• 21:00
  Speaker 21: focus on gaming topics.
• 21:01
  Speaker 23: Like board and card games.
• 21:02
  Speaker 21: And RPGs. And the people who play them from the
• 21:04
  Speaker 21: old school to the newest of the new.
• 21:07
  Speaker 15: But no changeling.
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Hey!
• 21:10
  Speaker 21: Find out more at agcpodcast.info all games considered, because there's
• 21:15
  Speaker 21: more than one true way to play.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Don't try to.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Change me, you're wasting your time. Now I've got something
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: much better in mind.
• 21:43
  Speaker 24: We need to get back in time for your.
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: Q & A though.
• 22:05
  Speaker 19: What time is that?
• 22:06
  Speaker 17: I set an alarm.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: I kind of.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I figured you for the detail guarantees.
• 22:14
  Speaker 19: I'm usually not.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: There are no butterflies.
• 22:18
  Speaker 19: I delegate that usually.
• 22:20
  Speaker 17: Oh, at the time and stuff?
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: I think that you are a singularly wonderful human being.
• 22:27
  Speaker 19: Who is easily distractible.
• 22:30
  Speaker 17: Oh, I, like they didn't have ADD when I was little.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: You have like super ADD.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: Like someone could come in to rob a bank and
• 22:37
  Speaker 11: you'd be like, look at that lamp.
• 22:40
  Speaker 17: I like the color of your shirt.
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: That's a really great, who ever thought money came in
• 22:44
  Speaker 11: bags like that and you would install them until the
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: cops got there.
• 22:48
  Speaker 17: Yeah, everything would be great.
• 22:49
  Speaker 21: Right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 17: Like everyone would get out and be free and happy
• 22:51
  Speaker 17: and I would never have known they were robbing the bank.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:54
  Speaker 17: Can I ask about this t-shirt?
• 22:57
  Speaker 20: Yes.
• 22:57
  Speaker 13: Who is John Carpenter, and how was he your babysitter?
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: I don't have to answer that part, right? The babysitter part, yes,
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: but who.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Is John Carpenter, I don't know what to do with it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 19: He's a horror director. He directed Halloween... Power of other films.
• 23:14
  Speaker 17: Okay, I'm getting upset because I think I'm going to
• 23:16
  Speaker 17: be known as the dumb blonde of your show.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: You are not dumb nor blonde.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You're just very special.
• 23:23
  Speaker 13: I grew up in other countries, people, and my father
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: thought TV ratted your brain.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It kind of does.
• 23:29
  Speaker 13: Whenever we watched TV, it was always, like, a man
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: for all seasons, or, like, Ben-Hur, so you can't, like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 13: you can't.
• 23:36
  Speaker 17: Be upset at me for not having watched that many films. Like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 17: imagine being eight watching this stuff, you know? It's a
• 23:41
  Speaker 17: bit intense. You get it, Randy, right?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're not bringing my childhood up. This is
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: your childhood. We can't handle that much horror. The couch
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: only takes one person at a time.
• 23:54
  Speaker 17: No waiting. I need a psychologist to make them happy.
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: That's what the show can be for you. Each week
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: will be a session. You'll sit down and go into
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: God knows what.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: So, you know.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we did Halloween.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Amongst other things.
• 24:10
  Speaker 19: Did I see that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 13: Oh, that was the movie that when he went upstairs,
• 24:15
  Speaker 13: I fast-forwarded it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 17: And then it came down.
• 24:18
  Speaker 18: Actually, I re-watched it recently, and I was like, this
• 24:21
  Speaker 18: is kind of just, it's not as good.
• 24:24
  Speaker 19: It doesn't hold up.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 18: Because it's like the only thing they do is like, oh,
• 24:28
  Speaker 18: he's there in the corner, like staring at them.
• 24:30
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 17: Sean and I.
• 24:31
  Speaker 19: It doesn't actually, it's a slow burn until the end.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: It's a slow burn, but it still holds up for me.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm still pretty taken with it that reminds.
• 24:39
  Speaker 13: Me so when I was little the scariest movie okay
• 24:42
  Speaker 13: so we lived in a townhouse it was like five
• 24:45
  Speaker 13: floors but really like thin in space and I was
• 24:48
  Speaker 13: on the last floor my parents were on the first
• 24:50
  Speaker 13: floor and like they were like come downstairs but I
• 24:53
  Speaker 13: waited and it was like this movie started playing and it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 17: Was called It and It was so scary. Like, I
• 24:58
  Speaker 17: didn't watch the whole thing.
• 25:00
  Speaker 13: So, like, two years ago, a friend and I started
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: watching it, and it's not scary at all.
• 25:04
  Speaker 17: I think it, like, doesn't age well, right? It's like
• 25:07
  Speaker 17: one of those films.
• 25:08
  Speaker 15: It's scary up to the point when you find out
• 25:10
  Speaker 15: it's just a big spider, and then you're like.
• 25:12
  Speaker 17: It was a spider?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't remember that part.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: The clown part, very, very, yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 17: Yeah, like, it drags on.
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: At the end.
• 25:17
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Pennywise scarred many children over the years.
• 25:21
  Speaker 17: Yeah, because he can come from anywhere. It's not like, oh,
• 25:25
  Speaker 17: he has to come through my front door. He could
• 25:26
  Speaker 17: be in my closet right now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: He might be.
• 25:29
  Speaker 17: Fair.
• 25:30
  Speaker 13: But he doesn't want me anywhere because now I'm older.
• 25:35
  Speaker 13: But I still have the youngest organs in his house,
• 25:37
  Speaker 13: so maybe he would want me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: He might.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that he shopped by organ. That's good
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: He does.
• 25:44
  Speaker 17: He, like, smells the organs. Isn't that what he does?
• 25:47
  Speaker 19: Why can't he just purchase organs? Why does he have to?
• 25:50
  Speaker 13: I don't know, because that's how Stephen King wrote it. See,
• 25:52
  Speaker 13: Stephen King wrote it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 20: I knew it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: There's that place at the mall that sells organs. I mean,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you could just go get one of those.
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: You know, having a conversation with you is like playing
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: handball against, like, a wacky, rubbery substance.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: You have no idea where it's going to go when
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: you hit it. It's like, oh, my God.
• 26:11
  Speaker 17: Oh, my God. Is that a good thing?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That's a good thing. This is a singular conversational experience.
• 26:18
  Speaker 13: I can't believe this is going to be recorded for
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: my first time.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, pass it on for all.
• 26:26
  Speaker 13: So my dad's love, not much TV, has made me
• 26:30
  Speaker 13: an interesting person somehow.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It gave your pond death.
• 26:35
  Speaker 17: Oh, so the dumb blonde act is deep.
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh. About him being a babysitter.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: That's what I was going to say. If you've ever
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: met that guy, Fred... Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Deadhead Fred?
• 26:49
  Speaker 17: Dead right Fred?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: No, like Fred on our show, Fred.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, Fred.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I know Fred. Fred's awesome. Fred is awesome.
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: And when he was younger, he grew up in the
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: town where John went to college.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And his parents.
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: Were teachers at the school, and Fred's parents were teachers
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: at the school.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: And they were like.
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: Well, we'd like to hang out, but there's no way to.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Watch the kids. Oh, John will watch the kids for you.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Because he's a great babysitter.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Because he has a large, sick mind. Yeah, and that's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: why Fred's like he is.
• 27:20
  Speaker 19: Wow.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: John Carpenter messed him.
• 27:23
  Speaker 19: Up a lot.
• 27:25
  Speaker 17: Who would be a worse babysitter? I think Lars von
• 27:28
  Speaker 17: Trier would be a worse babysitter.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: You may have a point.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:31
  Speaker 17: You'd be a terrible... You'd.
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: Be, like, your parents would come home and you'd have, like,
• 27:35
  Speaker 13: a knife to your wrist and they're like, I got
• 27:37
  Speaker 13: him this time, you know?
• 27:38
  Speaker 17: Like, you'd be, like, melancholy-o, like.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: That was really sad. He's a cheery guy, that Lars.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: You took the brass ring. I can't even come up
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: with anybody once you put Von Trier on the top shelf.
• 27:52
  Speaker 19: Michael Haneke is also pretty.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's another cheery character.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Cash, and also Funny Games, and Teacher.
• 28:00
  Speaker 18: And also that other movie about two sisters that are
• 28:03
  Speaker 18: like terrible.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 28:13
  Speaker 17: It was Bergman.
• 28:14
  Speaker 13: That was pretty sad, too. But that was bad, The
• 28:18
  Speaker 13: Piano Teacher. Not bad, like bad, like bad, bad, like sad.
• 28:21
  Speaker 19: I got some point watching Bergman.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen more.
• 28:25
  Speaker 19: Depressing movies about incest.
• 28:27
  Speaker 17: Wait, your movie's kind of about that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 13: Your movie's kind of a depressing movie about.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert!
• 28:35
  Speaker 17: Goddamn!
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: That's like.
• 28:37
  Speaker 19: We softened it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 17: We've already done a show about this.
• 28:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think we mentioned that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 17: Well, that's like the tenth layer.
• 28:45
  Speaker 25: Well, through Glass Darkly was kind of a semi-influence because
• 28:49
  Speaker 25: I was kind of into that when I was writing
• 28:52
  Speaker 25: the movie.
• 28:54
  Speaker 19: But not really.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:57
  Speaker 13: I feel like we're blocking people from coming up to
• 28:59
  Speaker 13: your table.
• 29:00
  Speaker 19: Yeah, nobody cares, really.
• 29:05
  Speaker 13: We came here three times. Randy came here from Baltimore.
• 29:09
  Speaker 13: Why would you say that?
• 29:11
  Speaker 17: We came here from LA.
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: I can't talk sense into you people.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: And you can't discuss sexual dysfunction dynamic movies until you've
• 29:24
  Speaker 11: seen The Skin I Live In.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Spanish one.
• 29:27
  Speaker 17: I want to see that.
• 29:29
  Speaker 19: Is that really messed up? It's magnificent.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: I like it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 17: I like that director.
• 29:35
  Speaker 26: Yeah i hope i said that right we went to
• 29:39
  Speaker 26: a uh a q a with the nominations for the
• 29:44
  Speaker 26: golden globe porn.
• 29:47
  Speaker 19: Awards he was there.
• 29:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah you went for angelina.
• 29:54
  Speaker 19: You went for angelina I went through the other four directors.
• 29:59
  Speaker 13: Oh, and that guy from Separation was there. Separate, they
• 30:04
  Speaker 13: won the Oscar for best film, which.
• 30:06
  Speaker 17: I want to see.
• 30:08
  Speaker 13: But at the end, there's like 500 people in there.
• 30:11
  Speaker 17: And I'm not big on celebrities.
• 30:13
  Speaker 13: I just was like, hey, I could see Angelina.
• 30:15
  Speaker 17: I want to see Angelina.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: It's great.
• 30:17
  Speaker 19: It was so fun.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 17: So there's like 500 people in there.
• 30:20
  Speaker 13: And every question, these other people are such well-established directors.
• 30:24
  Speaker 17: And this is her first film.
• 30:26
  Speaker 13: And everyone's, um, Miss Angelina, like, uh, like, every question,
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: it was like a 20-year-old boy.
• 30:32
  Speaker 19: One guy didn't even know, like, what he was going
• 30:34
  Speaker 19: to ask before.
• 30:35
  Speaker 17: He was just like, what do I know?
• 30:36
  Speaker 19: He was like, yeah, um, Angelina.
• 30:38
  Speaker 18: Um, so your movie, uh, you directed it, and, uh,
• 30:43
  Speaker 18: you're so awesome, Angelina, I love you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah, Tomb Raider, Tomb, Tomb Raider?
• 30:47
  Speaker 15: Okay, I got it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 17: Tomb Raider, yeah. I know it's Tomb something. Laura Croft,
• 30:51
  Speaker 17: is that the same movie?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 19: Okay, I haven't seen that. I've not seen that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 30:58
  Speaker 17: But I have eyes, like I see billboards and things.
• 31:01
  Speaker 18: I still think the CGI Lara Croft from the video
• 31:06
  Speaker 18: games is hotter than.
• 31:08
  Speaker 19: Angelina Jolie in this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: As Lara Croft yeah those just didn't work on so
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: many levels.
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: I think you're on a slippery slope when you start
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: talking about like which video game character is best to spend.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: No we're at a convention I think you'll get that
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: argument like at every other table which video game and they'll.
• 31:27
  Speaker 19: Say a different thing yeah I just liked her accent.
• 31:30
  Speaker 20: Better yeah that's true yeah the video games the newest
• 31:34
  Speaker 20: one's really hot the new Lara Croft I don't know
• 31:38
  Speaker 20: what system it's for but they like They toned her
• 31:40
  Speaker 20: down a little bit.
• 31:41
  Speaker 19: I could control her on a video game, you know?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So, here goes. That's what you're looking for. Come out
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: of the TV.
• 31:47
  Speaker 17: Come out of the TV. And that happened, right?
• 31:49
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: That never happened.
• 31:52
  Speaker 13: That might be like that in the future. I feel
• 31:54
  Speaker 13: like cooking shows, that would be awesome. Like, you're watching
• 31:56
  Speaker 13: them and at the end, like, press button, $ 20.
• 31:58
  Speaker 17: 99, you get the meal. Like, it comes out. That
• 32:00
  Speaker 17: would be awesome.
• 32:01
  Speaker 19: Why $ 20.
• 32:01
  Speaker 27: 99?
• 32:01
  Speaker 19: That was expensive.
• 32:03
  Speaker 17: Whatever. Inflation.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: It's a gourmet.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Right, inflation.
• 32:06
  Speaker 17: You know, you never know.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I want Giada to make us, I want Giada De
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Laurentiis to make me dinner.
• 32:11
  Speaker 17: I saw her at the Santa Monica Farmer's Market. Isn't
• 32:14
  Speaker 17: she so, oh my God. She was awesome because I'm Italian, right?
• 32:17
  Speaker 17: So I asked, she's Italian.
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: What are you?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. She's Spanish, Thai, Italian.
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: My dad, my dad's Italian-American, but from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And
• 32:27
  Speaker 13: my mother's from Italy. It was actually kind of like
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: the godfather. Like, he went home, like, and met this
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: little Italian girl who didn't speak any English. And I
• 32:37
  Speaker 13: was like watching The Godfather for the first time two
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: years ago. I was like, wow, because he kind of
• 32:40
  Speaker 13: looks like my dad, Al Pacino.
• 32:42
  Speaker 17: Wow, this is so amazing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: Boom!
• 32:45
  Speaker 17: The car blows up right at that moment. I was
• 32:48
  Speaker 17: so upset.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Daddy!
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: And you speak Italian.
• 32:51
  Speaker 13: Yes, I speak Italian the way I speak English.
• 32:53
  Speaker 26: Oh, God.
• 32:53
  Speaker 17: Oh, my God.
• 32:54
  Speaker 22: Say something so cute.
• 32:55
  Speaker 13: I said, I love all the people from Movie Meltdown.
• 32:59
  Speaker 17: Plus Randy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 33:12
  Speaker 11: And I'm over here trying to think if I could
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: surreptitiously get the guy with the pig mask.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: To sneak up behind you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 17: I wouldn't have done anything.
• 33:25
  Speaker 18: It would have been him.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I was just sitting here. I've been like doing nothing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: But he's got, his view is like down here where
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: his nostrils are. So he can't see me.
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: But I've been over here frantically doing the eyebrow for nothing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 17: You know what would be hilarious?
• 33:38
  Speaker 13: If someone from like the 1600s was like time transported here.
• 33:43
  Speaker 17: Like to this place.
• 33:44
  Speaker 28: They would die.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 33:46
  Speaker 17: Like I wish you had a video camera.
• 33:47
  Speaker 13: Because like everyone should see this. Like the people that
• 33:49
  Speaker 13: are walking by.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They're weirdos.
• 33:52
  Speaker 17: No, I mean they're intense. I like intensity.
• 33:55
  Speaker 13: Whatever you're intense about, that's good.
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 33:58
  Speaker 19: Anything? Follow that logic, girl.
• 34:02
  Speaker 17: I mean, they really care about you.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Thanks for an interesting night on the Saturday drunk tank.
• 34:08
  Speaker 17: They're passionate. I'm passionate about it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Passionate can be a step back, all right. That's a
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: little more.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: In control, I suppose.
• 34:19
  Speaker 17: Or not.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: That would.
• 34:22
  Speaker 17: Make a really good movie.
• 34:23
  Speaker 13: Like someone from the 1600s gets transported to a zombie movie.
• 34:27
  Speaker 17: Set or something.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they would just have a heart attack
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and die.
• 34:31
  Speaker 17: That would be terrible.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: It would blow their mind and they would have some
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: sort of aneurysm.
• 34:37
  Speaker 17: I feel like we have the six most normal outfits here.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We're dorks, is what you're saying. It's okay.
• 34:45
  Speaker 25: We're counter-cultural within the sub-culture of the counter-culture.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: We're fighting back against the counter-culture.
• 34:52
  Speaker 17: But Misty has an awesome purse.
• 34:54
  Speaker 13: It has a watermelon with a sad face on it
• 34:57
  Speaker 13: as a keychain.
• 34:58
  Speaker 17: Because you got this.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: That's her interpretation that it's a sad watermelon. That's still
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: up to Depay.
• 35:04
  Speaker 19: The mouth would be.
• 35:06
  Speaker 17: It's even crying. It's not crying.
• 35:09
  Speaker 21: It's juicy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 18: That way it does because it's got that.
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: those are just those are just accidental scene line up
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: it's not sad but the blatant.
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: Worry in his eyes you need to like know what
• 35:23
  Speaker 13: time you need to.
• 35:24
  Speaker 19: Go back up I put a timer.
• 35:25
  Speaker 17: On oh good your parents will.
• 35:28
  Speaker 13: Have a fit you know like and now director's Good
• 35:31
  Speaker 13: or Daddy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: And now, here's your parents.
• 35:34
  Speaker 17: Yeah, they go back.
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: They're like, I don't know, we told him not to
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: make movies.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: The birth was a long and painful process.
• 35:41
  Speaker 17: They'll start there. Hopefully he'll come back.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Before they reach 26 years.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: We'll kill a little time until he gets here. So
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: when he's a kid, he'll listen to this story.
• 35:50
  Speaker 17: They'll tell the dear story, but that's already on this
• 35:52
  Speaker 17: show first. So you guys have got like.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Exclusive.
• 35:57
  Speaker 18: I should just put that on YouTube because I know
• 35:59
  Speaker 18: it would be a big hit. It would become viral,
• 36:03
  Speaker 18: so that would be the only way I could promote
• 36:05
  Speaker 18: my movie.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: That's how you spread the word.
• 36:07
  Speaker 17: So speaking of things that should be on YouTube, Misty's squirrel.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: We have talked previously about the squirrel, but I think
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: we promised pictures.
• 36:15
  Speaker 19: There's got to be.
• 36:16
  Speaker 17: Some kind of novelty.
• 36:18
  Speaker 19: You've got to get it when it's humping.
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: Your arm or something.
• 36:20
  Speaker 17: No, why does it have to always go across?
• 36:22
  Speaker 19: It has to be the lowest common denominator.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You can't see the look of horror in Misty's eyes
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: right now. That's what you're missing.
• 36:28
  Speaker 15: This is her child.
• 36:29
  Speaker 17: Like, what's wrong with you?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Eli's been vastly covered there.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just throwing out ideas. I'm an idea man.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Not a good idea man.
• 36:39
  Speaker 17: I like my idea about this thing.
• 36:40
  Speaker 13: It's really hard to get a little bed that size.
• 36:43
  Speaker 20: There's the famous YouTube.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: One of the squirrel on the jet skis, right? That's
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: a classic.
• 37:00
  Speaker 19: So you gotta think of something Who made a.
• 37:02
  Speaker 17: Jet ski this big?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: It's a little motorized boat Oh, like the things at
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: the fair.
• 37:08
  Speaker 19: It's pretty hilarious.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: You've been to fairs!
• 37:11
  Speaker 15: Yay!
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: It's something I've done!
• 37:14
  Speaker 13: You're not a total chef Can you speak Italian?
• 37:18
  Speaker 11: I've been taking flowers for like 16 years.
• 37:21
  Speaker 13: Like a chastity belt and a big wire fence around me.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: And flowers And butterflies Yay, butterflies!
• 37:26
  Speaker 17: You have a bunch of flowers Is that a butterfly?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: It's a moth, more accurately. It's kind of like a butterfly.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you. She's from the land of.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Butterflies and bunnies.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, she is.
• 37:40
  Speaker 13: Butterflies and bunnies.
• 37:42
  Speaker 19: The Greek symbol for the psyche is the butterfly.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It explains a lot, doesn't it? Something wrapped up.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just sitting here.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: I'm just glad we got to know you guys before
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: you had bathroom guards.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen that. We've been sitting here watching.
• 38:04
  Speaker 17: The guy that walks with the Norman guy?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Someday you'll have one of those people. Both of you.
• 38:10
  Speaker 17: Can it be, like.
• 38:11
  Speaker 19: I'm not going to have a bathroom attendant.
• 38:13
  Speaker 17: Can it be him? Can he be my bathroom attendant?
• 38:15
  Speaker 19: I'll have a bathroom attendant, you know?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Just to hand you the paper towels.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a bathroom attendant? I mean, you know,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: you feel it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: I went to, like, a scummy club in Baltimore and
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: we had a bathroom attendant. It was the saddest thing
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: because he had, like, this alchemy shelf of, like, 500
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: different things and it was clearly marketed to, like, we
• 38:37
  Speaker 11: will try to help you get laid.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 38:39
  Speaker 17: Right, like all the sprays.
• 38:40
  Speaker 11: I was like, watch, it was a Reverend Horton heat
• 38:42
  Speaker 11: show at a rock venue, and they had this guy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That would get Jay.
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: You know, it's a rockabilly show, and this guy's sitting there,
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: this old feller with like 61 different bottles, and I'm like, sorry,
• 38:56
  Speaker 11: I brought my own.
• 38:57
  Speaker 17: You brought your own, and you got like all the stuff.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I was actually referring to my woman.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Well, nobody else there has one of those.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: Local gringos like a party with five heads of hay
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: Jumpin' in the dumpster with head bails Local gringos like
• 39:20
  Speaker 12: a party and they.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: Like it when it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Burns And when they drink tequila, they fight for the worms.
• 39:25
  Speaker 29: Fruit flies showed me the beginning of life.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: Cutting up wines with.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: A dull butter knife.
• 39:31
  Speaker 29: Local gringos like a party with five of us.
• 39:34
  Speaker 12: Jumping in the dumpster with Pepe Ole.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Local gringos like a party and they like their women firm.
• 39:42
  Speaker 12: And when they drink tequila, they fight.
• 39:47
  Speaker 17: For the worms.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: within the human mind. This is Asylum.
• 40:05
  Speaker 30: The incurably insane.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Asylum. The ultimate in horror.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Asylum.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: The prison of madness. Where few enter and none return.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Asylum.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Filled with stark, raving terror. From Robert Block, author of Psycho.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: See Asylum. You have nothing to lose but your mind. Asylum.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: From Cinerama Releasing. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested.
• 41:03
  Speaker 14: Hush-a-bye, don't you cry.
• 41:07
  Speaker 27: Go to sleep, you little baby.
• 41:12
  Speaker 14: When you wake, you shall have cake and all the
• 41:17
  Speaker 14: pretty little horses. Black sandals, dappling grapes, all the pretty
• 41:27
  Speaker 14: little horses. When mama loves, daddy loves, only love the
• 41:45
  Speaker 14: little baby. When you wake, you shell of cake, all
• 41:54
  Speaker 14: the pretty little horses. Black sandals, dappling rays, all the
• 42:04
  Speaker 14: pretty little horses.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: We're here with Christine Klee.
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: I was going to get into the early stuff, and
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: from what I had seen, you were one of the
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: girls that was into horses when you were young.
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: I was, yes.
• 42:17
  Speaker 16: I horseback rode pretty much my.
• 42:20
  Speaker 22: Whole life, since I was six.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: Just since we're in horse country at this point, I suppose.
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: I didn't know if you make it here for any
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: of the racing or any of that kind of stuff.
• 42:29
  Speaker 22: I have never made it down here to see the
• 42:31
  Speaker 22: horses or the races, but I would love to.
• 42:34
  Speaker 16: Believe me, like, if I, even if I could stay now, I'd,
• 42:37
  Speaker 16: you know, like to drive around and see some of
• 42:39
  Speaker 16: the nice farms around here.
• 42:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a ridiculous amount of horse farms, depending on
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: where you go.
• 42:45
  Speaker 16: Probably, like, everyone down here, like, hates horses because it's
• 42:47
  Speaker 16: all over the place. But meanwhile, like, I'm, well, I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 16: from the east, you know, northeast.
• 42:52
  Speaker 22: It's a pretty big horse country there as well, I.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Guess, but.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Got a lot of breeders in New York, too.
• 42:59
  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: So I guess which, because.
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: You were sort of into that, going into that almost,
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: you know, professionally at some point, which came first, the
• 43:08
  Speaker 10: love for that or acting, or did one take from
• 43:11
  Speaker 10: the other?
• 43:13
  Speaker 22: You know, probably, I definitely was.
• 43:17
  Speaker 16: Horseback riding first, but then I didn't really, I definitely
• 43:22
  Speaker 16: horses first, and then as I was around, like, I
• 43:27
  Speaker 16: started to act more professionally in off-Broadway stuff, in like
• 43:31
  Speaker 16: theater stuff in New York. And that was difficult to
• 43:34
  Speaker 16: balance with horseback riding because both of them were weekend activities.
• 43:41
  Speaker 22: So they had to, yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: I guess at that point, did you already have an
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: interest in the shooting, in that getting into the directing
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: somewhere down the line? Did you already kind of see
• 43:52
  Speaker 10: that you were interested in that as well?
• 43:54
  Speaker 16: I actually have to say that I always wanted to
• 43:57
  Speaker 16: be an actor, and I always wanted to be on stage,
• 43:59
  Speaker 16: and I never really did think about directing.
• 44:01
  Speaker 22: I thought about... I directed... I would.
• 44:04
  Speaker 16: Direct myself and my friends in theater, in, like, little
• 44:07
  Speaker 16: skits and stuff, but... Oh, and I directed theater in college.
• 44:13
  Speaker 16: But after that, I really... I was interested.
• 44:16
  Speaker 22: In co-creating things and collaborating, but I never... I never really.
• 44:24
  Speaker 16: was one of those kids that ran around with a camera,
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: which maybe that means I'm not.
• 44:30
  Speaker 22: Going to be a great director, but I don't know.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: As you got into it, did you have a specific.
• 44:35
  Speaker 10: Because you did a lot of theater, and you were
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: pretty well versed in the theater end of it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I guess what steered you towards film?
• 44:46
  Speaker 16: What drew me towards film is not ever making a
• 44:48
  Speaker 16: paycheck in theater. So after I realized that there was
• 44:53
  Speaker 16: not going to be any hope for me being in
• 44:55
  Speaker 16: a really well-known musical in New York City, and I
• 44:58
  Speaker 16: couldn't make equity wages, I decided to get into film
• 45:03
  Speaker 16: and TV. No, I mean, it's just a natural progression.
• 45:08
  Speaker 19: I think.
• 45:11
  Speaker 22: My first love is still theater.
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: I know I've talked to a lot of people that
• 45:16
  Speaker 10: have sort of found their own in the indie scene,
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: and I didn't know if... I always kind of question,
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: because some of them seem like they're specifically geared.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Towards the indie scene versus studio stuff.
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: Did you have a path that you wanted to go,
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: or is it just finding work? Some people have a
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: very specific set mindset that they want to do indie
• 45:37
  Speaker 10: films and steer with that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that's actually a really interesting question that I don't
• 45:42
  Speaker 16: think anybody's ever asked me before. I definitely, in my mind...
• 45:48
  Speaker 16: had the idea that I would do independent film. I
• 45:51
  Speaker 16: never even watched TV and I never wanted to do TV.
• 45:55
  Speaker 16: I didn't even know anything about TV shows. I also
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: did not expect to become involved in the horror genre.
• 46:05
  Speaker 16: I'm always honest about this, but I never watched horror movies.
• 46:09
  Speaker 16: I never watched a lot of movies. I always went
• 46:11
  Speaker 16: to see live theater, live music, or I went to,
• 46:14
  Speaker 16: you know, museums. I didn't even own a television, so...
• 46:18
  Speaker 16: Or my parents did, but it was in their bedroom, so....
• 46:23
  Speaker 22: I never imagined myself.
• 46:26
  Speaker 16: I was definitely, yes, much more involved from the theater
• 46:29
  Speaker 16: going into an independent film. That seemed like the natural progression.
• 46:33
  Speaker 16: And instead, I got cast in Rob Zombie's Halloween the
• 46:36
  Speaker 16: minute I went into Hollywood, so.
• 46:40
  Speaker 22: I got thrown right into the ringer.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because in that year, you're in, like, Halloween and
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: then Peter and Vandy, which is, like, the polar opposite.
• 46:48
  Speaker 22: Very much so the polar opposite.
• 46:50
  Speaker 16: And I think ever since Halloween, I've still probably done
• 46:53
  Speaker 16: much more indie film or European co-productions, more like than
• 47:00
  Speaker 16: I have done big studio films. Not that, believe me,
• 47:02
  Speaker 16: I would love to do another big studio film.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 22: And it'll happen soon, you know, but.
• 47:10
  Speaker 22: Definitely indie film has been more my path.
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: We've had Jess Wexler on the show a couple of times.
• 47:17
  Speaker 22: I love Jess.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Everybody loves her. We kind of adopted her as a
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: cast member. I don't know if she liked it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 16: I'm working with Joe Swanberg on my next movie. He
• 47:26
  Speaker 16: and Jess were both members of Mumblecore. Now that I'm
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: in NYU as a director, I hear much more about
• 47:34
  Speaker 16: all the Mumblecore and all the indie actresses and Everybody
• 47:37
  Speaker 16: only wants to work with the indie actresses, and I'm
• 47:39
  Speaker 16: not really a part of the indie actor scene or
• 47:42
  Speaker 16: a part of the studio scene.
• 47:43
  Speaker 22: I'm somewhere that falls in between everything.
• 47:47
  Speaker 16: But now, this movie I'm shooting this summer with Zach
• 47:50
  Speaker 16: Parkers directing it, it's called Proxy.
• 47:54
  Speaker 22: It'll be cool because the other actors are very indie
• 47:57
  Speaker 22: scene actors, so hopefully.
• 47:59
  Speaker 16: It'll... be a crossover movie for both of us them
• 48:03
  Speaker 16: into horror me into indie.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah well again i mean i guess just to do
• 48:07
  Speaker 10: a little on halloween and rob zombie is such an
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: interesting character i guess how is he as a director
• 48:13
  Speaker 10: i know i've had i think as a visual director
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: he's amazing but some of his quite i don't know
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: i have issues with some of the choices he makes
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: i didn't know what working with him was like on
• 48:24
  Speaker 10: a shoot.
• 48:26
  Speaker 16: Oh i mean i personally would never question a director's uh,
• 48:30
  Speaker 16: vision or a director's, uh, choices on a set. So I,
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: I wouldn't even like, I mean, unless they were like
• 48:37
  Speaker 16: awful and I really noticed that, but I mean, no, he,
• 48:42
  Speaker 16: I would never, I, I never questioned his choices and
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: I think he's amazing director.
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: I do.
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: Um, working with him is very, it's, it's a great
• 48:53
  Speaker 16: experience because he's, It's a very comforting, very comfortable set
• 48:58
  Speaker 16: where people are allowed.
• 48:59
  Speaker 22: To kind of blossom as actors.
• 49:02
  Speaker 16: I feel like we were allowed to improvise.
• 49:06
  Speaker 22: He wanted us to be the best we could be.
• 49:08
  Speaker 16: So if that meant changing a line or making something
• 49:11
  Speaker 16: sound more natural, he was.
• 49:12
  Speaker 22: Very open to that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 16: And he's a very calm kind of presence.
• 49:20
  Speaker 22: On set. So it feels like you're in really good hands.
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: Well, not having or watching TV much, I guess, had
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: you even seen the original run of Halloween?
• 49:32
  Speaker 16: I had not seen it until I got cast in
• 49:34
  Speaker 16: this Halloween. And then I actually started watching it and
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: still didn't finish watching it because I didn't want to
• 49:38
  Speaker 16: be influenced.
• 49:40
  Speaker 22: By the original characters.
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: So, of course, since then I've watched it and watched
• 49:46
  Speaker 16: many other horror movies for the first time since then.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You've been corrupted, basically.
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: I mean, I had watched The Shining and Nightmare on
• 49:54
  Speaker 16: Elm Street totally messed me up when I was a kid.
• 49:56
  Speaker 16: So I had watched that at a friend's house on
• 49:59
  Speaker 16: a sleepover and then had nightmares forever and couldn't tell
• 50:02
  Speaker 16: my parents because I wasn't allowed to watch movies like that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: So... But did you know what you were getting into?
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: Once you're kind of in that horror world, the fans
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: are very, you know, receiving, and you kind of have
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: that fan base. So I guess going in, you didn't
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: know you were getting into it?
• 50:20
  Speaker 22: I had no idea. No, I had no, absolutely no idea.
• 50:23
  Speaker 16: Even still today, sometimes I'm amazed and very grateful for
• 50:28
  Speaker 16: the fans that have, like, honestly made me be able
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: to work and to.
• 50:32
  Speaker 22: Continue to work because... People.
• 50:35
  Speaker 16: Do notice that, and people know that that's a really
• 50:38
  Speaker 16: big deal when they're making their movies. I had no idea,
• 50:46
  Speaker 16: and it couldn't have been more lucky for me, and
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: I'm very grateful.
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: I did want to hit just a couple others. I
• 50:53
  Speaker 10: just watched Chillerama. You as Eva Braun is pretty amazing.
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: Just anybody that refers to Hitler as Boo Bear.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: It's quite an undertaking.
• 51:06
  Speaker 22: Right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 16: Well, we had so much fun on that shoot. Adam
• 51:12
  Speaker 16: Green really wrote a very fantastic script that was very
• 51:17
  Speaker 16: funny and Joel David Moore did a great performance and
• 51:20
  Speaker 16: so I think that just came together as a really.
• 51:27
  Speaker 22: Everybody just did a great job.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: It's just fun, yeah. And historically accurate. It's a documentary, right?
• 51:35
  Speaker 22: Sure, it's a documentary.
• 51:36
  Speaker 16: Because Ava Brown was a slut who slept with all
• 51:39
  Speaker 16: the soldiers. I mean, it is kind of accurate that
• 51:43
  Speaker 16: Hitler was impotent, right?
• 51:46
  Speaker 22: As we all do kind of believe.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: A little power trip, yeah. Compensating in some other way.
• 51:51
  Speaker 16: That's why he was... So fucked up.
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: At what point did you realize you kind of wanted
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: to focus more on directing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: And get into that?
• 52:04
  Speaker 22: Well, I can say this.
• 52:05
  Speaker 16: I was on the set of a movie named called
• 52:07
  Speaker 16: Bella Kiss, which I played the lead in.
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: And I.
• 52:12
  Speaker 16: Loved that character. And I think the movie is going
• 52:14
  Speaker 16: to end up being really great. It comes out theatrically
• 52:17
  Speaker 16: in Germany this fall. However, the way that the production
• 52:22
  Speaker 16: was handled was so awful. And I'm saying this honestly
• 52:25
  Speaker 16: now because I.
• 52:28
  Speaker 22: Never talk badly about anybody.
• 52:30
  Speaker 16: But the way that this was handled was unbelievable.
• 52:33
  Speaker 22: And I was on that set and I just thought, you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 16: Know, this is a thesis film for these students. They're
• 52:40
  Speaker 16: getting all these actors for nothing. And they're treating us
• 52:45
  Speaker 16: so badly. And I thought, you know what, that's it. Like,
• 52:48
  Speaker 16: I'm going to direct movies and I'm going to treat
• 52:50
  Speaker 16: my actors amazing. And I'm going to just like, I
• 52:53
  Speaker 16: can do this. Like, I can do this better than them. Okay, now, granted,
• 52:57
  Speaker 16: now having directed, I don't think I can do it better. But,
• 53:00
  Speaker 16: because I know now how hard it is. And that's
• 53:03
  Speaker 16: a very arrogant way to come at it as. However,
• 53:06
  Speaker 16: I will always treat people on my sets differently. a
• 53:10
  Speaker 16: hundred million times better than they did, and I stand
• 53:13
  Speaker 16: by that.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It's driven, and it at least gives you something to
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: work towards. Yeah, it's probably good.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: And I guess just getting into that one, I mean,
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: what inspired.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: This new movie, As Human as Animal? What, I guess,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: brought that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 22: And by the way, let me just clarify also.
• 53:31
  Speaker 16: I had thought about going to school for directing and
• 53:35
  Speaker 16: directing stuff before that set. I mean, it's not like
• 53:38
  Speaker 16: that was the first time I thought about directing. There
• 53:42
  Speaker 16: are so many stories I want to tell. My whole life,
• 53:45
  Speaker 16: I mean, I've always been writing. It was just that
• 53:49
  Speaker 16: was what pushed it to the edge. So let me clarify.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: The last straw.
• 53:54
  Speaker 16: But so what inspired As Human as Animal? Well, it
• 53:58
  Speaker 16: was an exercise actually that we were given in school.
• 54:01
  Speaker 16: But I don't know. I just came up with this
• 54:04
  Speaker 16: idea over the summer. They had already told us what
• 54:07
  Speaker 16: to think about. And I was in London and I
• 54:10
  Speaker 16: just thought about.
• 54:10
  Speaker 22: For some reason it just came to me. I don't
• 54:12
  Speaker 22: even know how it came to me.
• 54:13
  Speaker 16: This image of a man sitting on a porch eating
• 54:18
  Speaker 16: a steak. And I imagine it kind of being shot
• 54:22
  Speaker 16: in Once Upon a Time in the West style, with
• 54:24
  Speaker 16: that really Western close-ups on this guy's face. And you
• 54:31
  Speaker 16: pull out, and there's his dead wife, and he's eating
• 54:34
  Speaker 16: a steak next to her. And the sound of the
• 54:36
  Speaker 16: flies was overwhelming. So that was where my idea came from.
• 54:43
  Speaker 16: I'm glad I was able to execute it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Visually, it's really good.
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: You already, I think, have a really good grasp on
• 54:50
  Speaker 10: just style and even just putting shots together. That shot,
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: because I'm a sucker just for very specific shots, and
• 54:56
  Speaker 10: that shot of him sitting down in the chair is perfectly.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Framed and set up. It's really good, just the basics
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: I'm actually interested to see, if you want to get
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: into feature, just to see what you're looking at.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: So that is the next... stage somewhere down the line?
• 55:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, I would love to direct a feature.
• 55:17
  Speaker 16: I'm very intimidated by the prospect, but I think if
• 55:21
  Speaker 16: you're not intimidated, like, I used to say, if I'm
• 55:23
  Speaker 16: not nervous before I'm going up on stage, or, I mean,
• 55:26
  Speaker 16: actually it was always stage, because I don't get so nervous.
• 55:30
  Speaker 16: I get more, I don't get stage fright on films,
• 55:33
  Speaker 16: I get other kind of nervous, but like, I was saying,
• 55:35
  Speaker 16: if I don't get nervous before I go on stage,
• 55:37
  Speaker 16: I'm not, I'm doing something wrong.
• 55:38
  Speaker 22: You know what I mean? Like, then I'm not worried
• 55:42
  Speaker 22: enough about doing a good job.
• 55:44
  Speaker 16: Because I think when you're nervous, you end up doing
• 55:46
  Speaker 16: a better job because, you know, you care about it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: So.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Do you have... Is it still all, like, schooling-based? Are
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you still going through school and stuff at this point?
• 55:56
  Speaker 22: I still have two years left at NYU, um.
• 56:01
  Speaker 16: I'm not going to lie it's really really difficult to
• 56:04
  Speaker 16: balance acting and going to school like directing because you're
• 56:07
  Speaker 16: not only just going to school you're also making movies
• 56:10
  Speaker 16: and you're crewing on other people's projects there's really no
• 56:14
  Speaker 16: time to do to act and I don't ever want
• 56:17
  Speaker 16: to let my acting go so it's been it's been
• 56:22
  Speaker 16: a it's been a balancing a tightrope act I don't
• 56:25
  Speaker 16: know what we call that but.
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: It's a lot to deal with yeah Well, I guess
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: if you've got new projects coming, acting-wise, you want.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: To tell people about?
• 56:35
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 16: I mean, I'm about to start shooting Proxy with Zach Parker,
• 56:39
  Speaker 16: and the cast is Alexia Rasmussen, Alexa Havens, Joe Swanberg,
• 56:46
  Speaker 16: and myself play the leads.
• 56:48
  Speaker 22: And it's a really fucked-up movie. I can't even tell you.
• 56:50
  Speaker 16: What it's about, because number one would ruin it, but
• 56:54
  Speaker 16: number two, it's complicated.
• 56:58
  Speaker 15: So.
• 57:00
  Speaker 16: But all I can say is, like, it's a great script.
• 57:06
  Speaker 16: And Zach is a great director. He directed Scalene. And
• 57:10
  Speaker 16: I know he's going to do a great job with it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 16: All I'm going to say is I have lots of
• 57:16
  Speaker 16: tattoos in this movie. cut my hair off but I
• 57:20
  Speaker 16: don't know if that's going to happen and I play
• 57:26
  Speaker 16: a real toughy a real fucked up chick so.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: That'll be fun yeah it's going to be a real script.
• 57:35
  Speaker 16: I mean I'm not that I guess I am fucked
• 57:36
  Speaker 16: up like psychologically probably like I'm really weird fucked up
• 57:41
  Speaker 16: but I'm not like a fucked up person like I'm
• 57:43
  Speaker 16: a pretty like grounded person who just like thinks a
• 57:46
  Speaker 16: little differently you know.
• 57:49
  Speaker 22: And I'm definitely not a fighter. I don't like violence.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: You seem very well behaved this weekend. I know. You
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: haven't beaten anybody down that I've seen.
• 57:58
  Speaker 22: Yeah, that's what you think. They're all in my hotel room.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Except for that Diamond Dallas Page guy.
• 58:03
  Speaker 19: I drag them up there.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You smack Diamond Dallas Page around sometimes.
• 58:06
  Speaker 17: I do.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: But he's asking for it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 22: I do smack him around. You know why?
• 58:09
  Speaker 16: Because he is asking for it. He's running around as
• 58:12
  Speaker 16: if he owns the place.
• 58:14
  Speaker 22: Putting on a show. All that confidence, you know.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: And he's mad that in your film he's upstaged.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: By Brady.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: By Brady, yes.
• 58:22
  Speaker 22: He is upset that he got upstaged by my dog.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Your dog upstaged him. He's mad
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 22: He was mad about that on set. He's like, get
• 58:32
  Speaker 22: that dog out of here.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: He's a pretty good actor, actually.
• 58:35
  Speaker 17: Brady Kleeb.
• 58:37
  Speaker 22: The new Terminator.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: They need to reboot that, yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 22: The dog Terminator.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: The dog Terminator. That'll be good.
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: Uh otherwise is there anything um like should people try
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: to find you online or is there a website for
• 58:50
  Speaker 10: anything coming up you want to tell people about or.
• 58:52
  Speaker 16: Um i would just say please follow me on twitter
• 58:54
  Speaker 16: i don't know why but like my facebook is full
• 58:57
  Speaker 16: so now let's let's try this twitter thing i need
• 58:59
  Speaker 16: more i need more communication on twitter it's at christina
• 59:02
  Speaker 16: cleave uh and um imdb check out my next projects
• 59:07
  Speaker 16: oh and i'm also i would like to promote this
• 59:09
  Speaker 16: i'm I'm doing a charity thing for Bowling for Boobies.
• 59:14
  Speaker 22: It's a.
• 59:15
  Speaker 16: Man, I'm trying to raise money, but I don't know...
• 59:17
  Speaker 16: We just started this. I don't even know what my
• 59:19
  Speaker 16: website is. It's to raise money for women in L.A.
• 59:24
  Speaker 16: who are dealing with breast cancer.
• 59:26
  Speaker 14: And.
• 59:29
  Speaker 22: You can find, ah, man, where can you find the
• 59:31
  Speaker 22: link to that? I don't know. Okay, I'll Twitter it.
• 59:35
  Speaker 22: I'll Twitter it.
• 59:35
  Speaker 16: So when I tweet it, you've got to come help
• 59:38
  Speaker 16: out and help support these women that we're trying to
• 59:41
  Speaker 16: raise money for.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Sounds good.
• 59:43
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you for talking with me.
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: Okay, thank you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 22: Thank you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 28: So messed up, I want you here. In my room,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 28: I want you here. Now we're gonna be face to face.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 28: And I'll lay right down in my favorite place. And
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 28: now I want to be your dog. And now I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 28: want to be your dog. And now I want to
• 1:00:43
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• 1:00:52
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  Speaker 13: Let's talk about your new show that you started watching, Scooter,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 13: that you tried to make me watch yesterday called the
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 13: Ricky Gervais something or other.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 19: The Ricky Gervais show, yeah, it's great.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 17: Yeah, but it's like about how they're making fun of
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 17: their friend.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of jerks, they do that.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: We would never make fun of someone on this show.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Just listen to this episode.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I get a borderline wondering what you said about me.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 19: Before you did that. You need to find your own girl.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Content, you know.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 17: I like your brush. And your hair. I'm like, it's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 17: so pink and pretty and bright. I like can't stop
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 17: looking at her brushing her hair.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: My Selena Gomez hairbrush.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 17: I'm kind of badass.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 13: I shaved my head once like four years ago.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 17: Would you expect me to do that?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Well, you're kind of intense. Oh, me.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: But did you have a nicely shaped bald head? Because
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: I hate it when people shave their head and they
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: have weird lumps. You didn't have any weird lumps?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: No, I don't.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: My mother.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 17: See, someone said that means my mother... Like, your mother
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 17: flipped you a lot when you were a baby. Because, like.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 13: Well, yeah, because your head's so malleable, right?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: So if you.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 17: You should know.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 19: Like, there's the cone heads.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 15: If you don't flip your baby, they'll have a flat head.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 19: You get stuck in the birth canal. You get that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 19: sort of... I thought that was because your parents gave
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 19: you that. They just press down on your head.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 15: Until you become normal again.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 11: I have a friend who's a prenatal chiropractor that realigns
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 11: people's skull plates.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 17: Before they're even born?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: No, after they come out. Otherwise, it would be kind
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: of hard. She could probably make some extra money. Oh,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: it's all perfect.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 11: Just don't push real hard.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: There's no guarantee on this.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 17: We were talking about how I shaved my head. Because
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 17: I was saying, you guys think I'm so sweet, but
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 17: I shaved my.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: Head three years ago.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: What prompted this action?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 17: Lice? Because I'm looking at her beautiful hair.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: No, what prompted the head shave?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 13: No, that's why I was thinking about hair.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 17: No, I don't know.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 13: Lots of various things. I felt like, what is a girl?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 13: Does she have to.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 17: Have long hair?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: What is a girl?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: These are the things that go on in your head.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 17: Am I defying my hair? Because people always say, oh,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 17: I love your hair.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 19: There's a statement against patriarchy.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 17: Yeah, something like that.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: Are you retrofitting things to make this sound cooler?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 18: No, I didn't.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 17: And also, your hair holds your past.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 13: If you think about it, this part of my hair
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 13: probably grew in 2010.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 17: So I was like, I'm done with my past.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 13: And I just wanted to do it when I was
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 13: still young and maybe I had a 50-50 chance of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 13: looking okay at it.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 17: So, yeah, that's what it is.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 19: You're just young and wild and impetuous.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Carefree.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 17: It was better than going to class.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Good word of the day.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 17: He's a writer. Yeah, I know. I can tell.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 11: He keeps putting subtext on things I wouldn't have put
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 11: subtext on.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Or may not have been there, really. But I'll go
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 17: Do you think it's everywhere you go, Brian, in case
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 17: you have an amazing, candid moment?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Anywhere we run into you, we need it, really.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: Because last time I didn't have it, there was like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 10: an entire show.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: It's so true.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 17: I was so shy the first time I was on.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 13: Well, because I didn't expect to be on, and you
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 13: talked about 400 movies, and I hadn't seen any of them.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 13: And then as soon as I went home, I go
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 13: on the website, and the last movie you just reviewed,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 13: I'd seen, and I was like, one in ten people
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 13: have seen Timers.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 17: I was like, why did we talk about that movie?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: The other nine were sitting on our show talking about it.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 17: Have you seen Timers, Posty?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 17: It's actually, it's on Netflix instead. I liked it.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: It's got Emma Caulfield. She's pretty awesome.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: She's afraid of bunnies, so it's okay.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: She is afraid of bunnies.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Because you are a bunny.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 18: I like when you have, like, a really high concept
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 18: sci-fi or whatever horror, and you just make it about
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 18: the characters kind of living.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 10: It was interesting, because they could have gone a couple
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 10: different ways with that, and they went a very unconventional way.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: It had its issues, but it was pretty interesting.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: He has to pee a lot.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 13: That's what I'm going to say. He's walked by four
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 13: times since I've been here.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 11: Well, the awesome thing is it almost looks like they're
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 11: holding hands because when they first walked by, the guard's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 11: hand was back. You know, and I think there's a
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 11: guy rule that says you don't walk in sync with
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 11: another guy unless you're in a boy band.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 13: And your shirt's half open.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 19: In India, right, they hold hands. The guys hold hands together.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 17: No, it's in Malaysia. Malaysia. I've seen that in Malaysia.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 11: Well, that's because elephants will come out of nowhere and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 11: snatch you up if someone isn't.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: There to hold on.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 17: Elephants are mean?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 11: Elephants actually, if you want some facts, are the most
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 11: deadly animal in the zoo.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 15: In a zoo or in the wild?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 17: Well, in the wild, too.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But in the zoo, the animals that have killed the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: most people are clearly the elephants.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 17: Because they step on them.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 11: Actually, they'll put their head on you and mush you.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 11: We call that making a people hat.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 18: And when they get angry and they're like, I'm sick
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 18: of living in a zoo or a circus, they will
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 18: kill you.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: They'll go on a rampage.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: They're pissed off. It's always cool for the audience that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: happens to be there that day.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 11: On the safe other side with the trainers like banging
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 11: on the freshly locked door.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 17: If you like this, it's gore. You'd be like, it's gore.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 17: Who cares? I've seen this guts flying.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 18: If you think about it, like, Alexander the Great riding
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 18: on elephants, that had to have been one of the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 18: coolest battles ever. Can you imagine a bunch of angry
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 18: elephants destroying things?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: Can you imagine being on the opposite side of that scene,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: that coming at you?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: The battles, don't quote me, I'm ballparking, but it was
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: Hannibal versus the Greeks, I think.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: And there was one battle where they lured.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Never mind, I'm going to drop it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Well, no, in the middle of that she went, not Hannibal, Lex.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: No, no, no.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: No, no. I couldn't focus.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: They basically lured these guys into a valley and then
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 11: blocked them all off, and they couldn't move, this whole army.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: And they had to sit there and watch their friends
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 11: get slaughtered, because you're all on foot, and you had
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: to sit there and look at your friends about 100
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 11: yards off, 200 yards because it's thousands of guys and
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: the guys in the center eventually gave up dug a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 11: hole and buried their heads to suffocate for a better
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 11: death than one at the hands of their enemies yeah
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 11: he was.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 17: He had that in the.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 19: Works and i think it fell apart yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Vin Diesel.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 16: Vin Dweeble.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good casting. No, not
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: in my mind.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 17: Whoa, I need a V5. Can I tell you about
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 17: the last time I was on your show?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 13: I was really embarrassed afterwards about something because you asked us,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 13: what good movies have you seen lately? And I said
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 13: that I'd seen this movie called Margaret. which was really good.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 13: little obscure, like, R & C cinema house, and I
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 13: told you about a preview for a film.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 17: That looked really scary, and the movie was Michael, this
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 17: German movie.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: You told me after the fact what really was going
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 10: on in that movie.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 17: Yeah, because I went home and looked up what it
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 17: was about, and I was like, oh my god, I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 17: can't believe I talked about this and promoted this film.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 17: It does not show that in the preview at all.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 13: So, any apologies to anyone who actually went out and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 13: listens to me about films and wanted to watch it.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: You are an authority on films.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 17: It's called Michael. It's a German movie. Like, the preview
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 17: is so sick. Like, the little trailer. Like, everyone was
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 17: at the edge of their seats in the theater and gasped.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 13: But it's about, like, this man who finds a young boy, like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 13: locks him in his house for weird purposes. So I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 13: would never have talked about that film. But here I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 13: am doing it once more.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You really love that idea.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 15: Don't you?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: You're saying he knows.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 17: Because, like, people, yeah, that looked interesting. Because I was
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 17: trying to be, like, I know the film's.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 15: Doing well in seven.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 17: It's like, no, yeah. I'd have to try to be European.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 29: Maybe the artsy part.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: So, that's a plug for Michael. I still say that
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 10: the John Travolta one's way scarier.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 17: John Travolta's way scarier than... Oh, Michael!
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: Or John Travolta.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't compare. That's got to be way more traumatizing.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 17: What's the difference between Michael and Phenomenon? They both suck.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: They both starred John Travolta.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 19: They're both bad John Travolta movies.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I've not seen any Travolta, so I have no idea.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 17: Randy has nothing to say about this.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: I loathe John Travolta. No, I loathe him.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: I view him as like a stain upon the city,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: upon the body cinematic.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 17: He's a product.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I don't like him, and I don't like Tom Cruise.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 17: You don't like Scientologist, is what you're really saying.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, that too. Well, yeah. Most people feel that way.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: Well, okay.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 17: I kind of agree, but.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 10: Liked him in Carrie.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Liked him in Carrie.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he was still, yeah, it was okay.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: I suppose Grease, but I never.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 17: Watched it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 11: That was okay, but after that, that's when his star rose.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm so beautiful.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 17: I'm smoking.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Look at me.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 17: I'm, you know. Not bad.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: No stellar performances in the Look Who's Talking series?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 25: I mean.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 17: You can tell about people. He's so great at that.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 17: Just his mom.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, sure.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 17: Like, he's a movie star.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but... But, like, I don't know. Look at it
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: this way. Like, Tom Cruise is a tiny little man.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: We all know that.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 17: He's like five. Right.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 19: Five, six.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 17: Five, one.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Four, seven.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 9: And shrinking.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Three, two.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: And as you can tell, I am about maybe 5'7.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 11: And to have somebody out there who makes his entire
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: living having people squat around him to make him look better.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 17: Oh, he makes them do that?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 17: He has a really bad Napoleon complex.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 11: But to me, that's like being a race trader, except
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 11: it's a height trader.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 13: He's supposed to build up his fellow shore men, but instead.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 11: He abandons us, you know, and paints himself another height,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 11: and then runs off.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: And I'm bitter about that. Because, you know, it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 11: Just informs that whole idea that small people are to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 11: be battered around or shot as security guards on your
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 11: way through to commit the crime.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 13: So Danny DeVito is your favorite then?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: He's pretty proud of it.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 9: He owns it.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Except for twins.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I could hunt him across a field for being in
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: But again, he's holding his own with Schwarzenegger. So, you know,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: that takes a lot.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: As an afterbirth.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 17: He's like the placenta turned human.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Haven't we all kind of thought that at one point
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: about Danny DeVito? And I like the guy, but, I mean,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: come on.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 19: This just pops in my head. Have you ever seen
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 19: the movie Virtuosity?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 25: Because it's the staying alive part.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 18: It's like they play that song and then they have
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 18: Russell Crowe. walking down the street. Young Russell Crowe.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 17: Doing the same thing?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 19: Pre-fat Russell Crowe walking down the street.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: Like when he was still hot.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah, when he was, when he was all.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Like when I was going to marry him. Yeah, back
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: when you had a thing for Russell Crowe before he
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: got lame.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 18: That, that's a nice, that's a nice movie to possibly
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 18: discuss because it's like, it's a 90s kind of like,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 18: Back when it was like the net, you know?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 19: The internet was the net.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 10: That one without Sean, though, will he be sad because
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: he missed that terrible movie?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: It seems right up his alley. Yeah.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 19: It's one of those terrible movies that's really good. How
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 19: have we watched it recently?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Virtuosity?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: Virtuosity.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 19: Never heard of it.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 17: I've heard of Velocity.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: That's also where he got the name for his killer band.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: 30-odd foot of grunts. That's from the sound mixing of Virtuosity.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 19: Russell Crowe is Noah. He's going to be the new Noah.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: With the heart?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: They're making a fucking movie about Noah.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 19: Darren Aronofsky.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 17: Oh, I love Darren Aronofsky.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Figure that out.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 19: It's going to be awesome, I think.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 17: Is he going to find two of each animal?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: And dinosaurs.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 17: And dinosaurs?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 19: That would be fun.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: It would, actually.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 17: I hope he's, like, the only person in the movie
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 17: with the animals. Like, I hope it's, like.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 13: hosts like he's already out at sea that came with
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 13: all these animals.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Then wouldn't all the people also be dead.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: On the world?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 17: Oh, that's right.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: There'd be other people out there.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 11: Their floated and swollen bodies would be floating by. I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 11: wonder if there's a.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 18: Story in the Bible after the flood where... Like Noah's brother,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 18: I think, or something. His daughters sleep with him. You know,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 18: you get him drunk and sleep with him.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 19: I wonder if they'll do that then.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Well, if they kill off all the other people in
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the world, like Rose once.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: Then the after part, when the waters recede, then it's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: going to be Noah repopulating the earth with animals. It's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 10: just going to be Noah and, well, tonight's a camel.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 17: Okay, people, that's where we come from now, you know.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 17: That was my biology lesson.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Hooking up with animals, that's what Rose likes.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 13: No, it's because they don't talk about that part, do they?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 13: They always pretend he was, like, by himself with.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 17: All these animals.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 19: No, it wasn't by himself. He was with seven of
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 19: his other people. They were the only people that didn't
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 19: get smoted.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 10: I thought for a second you were like, no, it's
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: because they don't talk. I was like, you and the animals. Well,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: afterwards they can't talk. Whatever we had going on, they
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: can't talk about it afterwards.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: One of those situations.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 17: This show is not PG.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: No, no. Explicit. Explicit.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: I'm afraid to say bad words in front.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 10: Of her or something.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: She does not approve.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 17: It's okay. I probably will be A to D in
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 17: looking at something else.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 18: I don't care.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 13: Even when cement has sparkly things in it, I look
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 13: at the floor the whole time.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 17: Look at how sparkly. How many boyfriends buy me a.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Shiny ring today?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 17: Oh, it's so pretty. It's like blue.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 11: It's like a ring with a special ring for your hand.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: You can move it to your other hand and have
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: two rings.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: I keep rubbing it out of habit.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: I rubbed all.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 17: The blue off. I rubbed all the blue, now it's silver.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: It was like that kind of blue all over.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 11: I'm here basically for friends like them because what it
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 11: comes down to is a listener to one of these
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 11: things is like I work a blue-collar job so I've
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 11: got a lot of flat time and you find whatever
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 11: your interests are and You know, I'm fairly well along
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: in life, so I actually have enough means to come
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 11: out and see them.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: You know, it.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: Doesn't, like, cripple me financially or anything, so it's like, well,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 11: I'll go meet them and see if they can stand me,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 11: you know?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 17: This is your first time meeting?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 20: Oh, no.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 17: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: No, I've been out before.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, but you guys have, like, bonded.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 17: Yeah, you're a family.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, no one's held anyone's hair while they vomited, but,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 11: you know, we're just not that intense.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: But he did bring his dehydrator so the boyfriend could
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: make his own jerky. He made jerky. My boyfriend made jerky.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 9: Are you a.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 15: Raw foodist or do you have a dehydrator?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 11: No, that's like a side gig that I do that
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 11: I'm kind of known for is I make jerky.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, cool.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 11: So when we did this driving trip, we brought the
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 11: dehydrator in every friend's house we stopped at.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: I'd sent them, like, instructions. They all made jerky.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 11: And the heavyweight champ would be that man sitting right.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: There, because Jay's was clearly the best.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 17: Really?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Sorry, guys.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 9: What did you use?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: How did you see through it?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 17: It was pretty good.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 15: Yeah, the only extra thing I used was ginger and
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 15: Thai chili paste.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 17: Ah, so you added a little fusion, and that made
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 17: all the difference.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 17: You could probably sell that. You should go on Shark Tank.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 11: That means there's going to be more of them.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 17: Yeah, they're going to be like, how many people have
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 17: you sold it to? It'll be like, Brandy, Brian, Disney, Scooter,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 17: and Rose.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: But they all live, so I'm pretty sure it's okay.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 19: I haven't eaten any.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 17: And three Ghostbusters at a festival.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't like Capricorn.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 17: That looks really scary, but I will try it.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: If he honors you with it, it's pretty good.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 17: Awesome. Is it beef?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's beef.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 17: Wow, this is awesome. You're even feeding us.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Beef and snacks. That's what we have. Uh-oh.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 18: Hey!
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Gotta watch these people trying to steal your meat.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 19: That's really good.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 9: It turned out good.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 17: I never knew that's how you made jerky. Why did
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 17: you become a jerky? How's that your hobby?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: What happened? I work with an asshole.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Hi, Ed.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 17: Hi, Ed!
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 15: Ed murders deer by the dozen.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 18: I like Ed already.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: So Ed's always got jerky and he always brings it
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: into work. And I thought, that's not bad.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 15: And then I thought.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 17: Deer jerky.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: And, you know, I've made some deer, I've made a
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 11: lot of beef, but it came down to, I think
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 11: I could probably do a little better. And then I
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 11: just kept working at it. Basically, you know, you get meat,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 11: you marinate it in something... that you really like, and
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 11: there's certain guidelines to it. You let it sit for
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 11: a couple of days, and then boom.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 17: So you dehydrate it before you slice it?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 19: You did it basically show up and be like, I'm
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 19: better than you in every way.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 17: No, really, really good.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 19: Even when you think you're good at it, I'm better
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 19: than you.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 9: No, awesome.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: See, you have found the subtext of my existence. Please
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: look no deeper.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 19: Hey, that's, you know.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Because then I brought it into work and I was like, here,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: why don't you try some of this? Guys were like, wow,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: that's great. Or the, oh God, that's too hot.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 19: But then he looked at you like with just, you
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 19: took like the one thing from him.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 17: The one thing that was his.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 11: He's the guy who comes into the mark that shows,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 11: you know, look, I shot a fox in my backyard.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: You know, had to leave fried chicken out to get
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 11: him to come out, you know.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 19: Couldn't you have just eaten the fried chicken?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 18: It's like Chaney doing whatever that type of hunting is
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 18: where you just like, they just.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with hunting. I have a
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: problem with.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 11: He brings in videos of guys going on tours to
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 11: Africa where there's 12 guys, they have automatic weapons, and there's.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: A lion up on a hill. And they've been drawn
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: out to kill this lion.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 11: And, you know, they got this one guy and they're
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 11: in a, you know, they're.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: In a Jeep.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 11: They know it's there. They've been leaving food for it
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 11: to sit there. They drive out there and they aim
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 11: for it. And the one guy shoots and it gets
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 11: up and.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Starts running the 300 yards to get to them and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: 12 guys gun it down.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: That's not.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 19: Oh, I've seen the YouTube video. Are you kidding?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's kind of horrible.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 17: That's called punting.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: And this is a guy who buys that video off television.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 17: He pays the extra money to get it.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: With the shipping and handling.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 13: Ed, you are my least favorite person. I have never
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 13: met you, but I hope you know that.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 17: Something really wrong.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 19: Just stick with the deer, Ed. Stick with the deer.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 19: They're the worst. They're worse than lions.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 17: Well, you know what? Maybe it'd be a serial killer
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 17: if he didn't do this. I shouldn't say this.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: The lion, you mean?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 17: No, he's not one of the people that went for him.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 17: That's terrible. They're not even eating the lion.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: You can.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I've had a lion burger.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 19: Well, the Zulu, they have to kill the lion while
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 19: it's sleeping.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 17: Booger, I thought you said booger.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 19: I got shipped to you.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 18: They have to wait until the lion's sleeping, then they
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 18: sneak up on it and kill it.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 17: That's it. I don't like this conversation. I'm about to leave.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Seriously.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 19: I'm saying they don't.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 13: Have an automatic weapon. So, I was at your show
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 13: with Fred. He was talking about conventions you don't belong at.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 13: He was talking about the trucker one that he went to, right?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: I think that was Greg.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 17: That was Greg?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Fred's the one that's sort of languid in his speech.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Did you ever wonder?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, he sounds just like that. If Fred doesn't show,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 17: you can be Fred.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I can't be Fred.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 15: Just for that day.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: You can be Randy, but you can't be Fred. I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: can't be Fred.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 11: Fred is a deep subconscious that I lack and an
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 11: appreciation of the world.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 17: He's very funny. Yes, he is.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: I like him.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 17: His parents were professors. That's what he said. That's all
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 17: I remember.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Poet Laureate of Kentucky.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: That's pretty special.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 11: And me, I had someone, I'm walking through this convention,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 11: and they're desperately trying to hawk their stuff, where you're
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 11: trying to look but not make eye contact, and this desperate.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Woman goes, Do you like poetry? And I'm like, I
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: just got here. You know, and you do the Muppet
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: walk to get away. It's like, I really don't want
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: to buy your poetry right here and now.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 18: We just saw the documentary about Elmo.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 22: Elmo.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 19: Which was pretty interesting.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: It sounds interesting I just don't want.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 11: To watch Elmo does he roll out of bed in
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 11: the morning and do a few bong bits before he goes.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 13: To work no he's like the nicest human being ever
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 13: now if everyone's wondering why every movie I've seen has
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 13: been with Scooter it's because.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 17: I have no TV and he has Netflix.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 13: So whenever I'm like oh it's time to watch something.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 11: I go to Scooter Bronson is on Netflix is it
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 11: on Netflix instead so we will.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 17: See this before what are you.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Leaving I'm leaving tomorrow morning at like 7 a.m.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I got a 12-hour drive.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: Eh, well.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 17: You're probably the person who came here from the farthest, well,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 17: we came here.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: No, you win.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 13: There probably is someone here from somewhere else, like that
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 13: obsessed with Buffy, just like here from Tokyo.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 10: Actually, the last convention I was at, I met a
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 10: guy who came from Hawaii to be there.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: And it was here. It was in Louisville, and he
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: came from Hawaii. I wanted to shake him and be like,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Go back home. It's way better there.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: But he was pretty awesome, so.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 13: I feel like we should have a competition because I've
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 13: seen way too many Ghostbusters. Aren't there supposed to only
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 13: be four? We should have a competition where we can
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 13: all line up.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 17: And pull which ones are our actual Ghostbusters.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: We need to have a fight to the death.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. A battle royale. Battle royale of Ghostbusters.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 17: It would be awesome to ghost, but there aren't any.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 11: I'm going to steal the conversational topic. We're sitting across
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 11: from an ultimate green screen experience.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: So they pose you and they take a photo and
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: they try and sell you this photo later. I know
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: that they take that photo back and they put dicks
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: in your mouth. Okay, that's the way my brain works.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 17: Like around their house, the people that own this.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know. Like, I just, that's my view
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: of human, you know, motivation.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much how people operate.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 13: That reminds me of why I don't really have a
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 13: Facebook account anymore. Because a couple years ago for Halloween,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 13: I went out with my friend and she was a
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 13: dominatrix and she had this dildo. And so I'm smiling
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 13: like this, like me in my little.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 17: Cowgirl outfit or whatever. And she's holding up this.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 13: Dildo like this, so it looks like it's going towards
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 13: my mouth, but I didn't even notice.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 17: I'm sorry about all those comments I left on that photo.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 17: On that photo? I didn't know you then. It was
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 17: just a random picture on Facebook. So that's what I'm
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 17: going to say.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't smile.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 17: No, because open mouth is dangerous. Teeth showing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I grew up in the Youth Authority, so yeah.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 17: What's that?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: California Youth Authority?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 17: Turn the mic off.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 17: Ed is on my bad list and Randy is on
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 17: the top of my great list.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: That's pretty much how it's been for a while.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 17: It is pretty awesome, right?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 11: I think that Misty gets bigger points for being a
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 11: squirrel tamer.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: And Jay for not dying of work every day.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 16: Dying of work?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 17: Working an industrial machine. A duster machine?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 26: Yeah, I build CNC machines for aerospace technology.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 17: Wow, that's kind of awesome.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 19: It sounds dangerous.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a welder.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 17: You wear a lot of equipment, right?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 19: I wear a lot of equipment, and it's really hot
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 19: in there. We don't have AC.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 20: Wow.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: So I wear.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 11: Long cotton pants, cotton shirt, leather jacket, leather apron, welding hood,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 11: and I've got about a 5,000 degree flame in front
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 11: of my face. And usually it's about 100 degrees outside.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Inside the building it could be up to 112.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 17: Okay, new hero.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 10: Ta-da!
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 19: I drink a lot more.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: No, you're still my hero. I mean this.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 19: We gotta go.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: We do?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 17: Darn it. I have a movie.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 15: Gotta go.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 19: Sorry, guys. Go.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: Go.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Go to your adoring crowds.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 17: This is about it for me right here. So I'm
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 17: actually walking away from it right now.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: We go where the love's at.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 17: Don't we all?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 19: All right.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 13: Well, everyone and Jay.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 17: And Randy are going to start a.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 13: Beef jerky business, and you should order online eventually.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 19: Yeah, that was really good.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 10: It was really good.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 13: Then you can stop welding, and that'll be good.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 17: So order.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 9: No, I'm serious.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 17: It was the best.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 13: I go to Trader Joe's, and whenever the lines stay
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 13: too long, I forget the turkey jerky because.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm hungry.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 13: Like, you've been shopping for an hour. So, yeah, this
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 13: is really good. I like how I stare at the
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 13: mic like as if... People will see me there like
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 13: it's a camera. I'm an actor, not a radio person.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 13: My voice is probably a little weird. It's a little
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 13: like in the AM.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 17: Good morning, everyone!
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: You guys are really awesome, but you're the worst leavers ever.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 17: We are.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: I don't leave.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 17: I don't like leaving. I'm an abandoned magician.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: You see the escalator?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 15: Start walking.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: Bye, guys!
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 17: Bless you all!
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sad Lisa missed out on that. That was kind
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: of magical in a Julie Andrews on meth way.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 10: Sorry.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Rose. It's a magical experience being around Rose.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 17: She kind of reminds.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Me of Demi Lovato without that weird butt chin.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: And not as much drug use.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: As far as we know.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: I guess why she's still perky.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 15: Who's Demi Lovato?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 10: Are you filling in for Rose at this point?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 18: For who?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 31: You're lost even when you're going the right way You
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 31: mean the world to me even though you might be
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 31: crazy And you said we wouldn't make it But look
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 31: how far we've come.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: So long my heart was breaking But now we're standing
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 8: strong The.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 17: Things you say made me fall.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: Hi, this is Verdon Wells, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: And I have one thing to say... I know where
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: you live, you little fuckers. So listen, or I will
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 7: come and get you, I will rip off your head,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: and I will piss down your neck.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: So, remember that.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: It's part of.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: Your problem, you know, you haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 15: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. And now,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 15: on with the show.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, so we're about to round this out.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 10: But as we do, we have a special blast from
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 10: the past appearance. But I know we have a lot
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 10: of newer listeners who may not have the movie meltdown
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 10: history to appreciate this moment.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: So with that, I ask, do you guys remember Roger?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: Or Joanie?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 10: If your answer is no, well, I recruited Roger back
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 10: when the show first started years ago. And he was
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 10: a weekly regular through pretty much the whole first year
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 10: and a half or more of the show.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Why haven't you heard him lately, you ask?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 22: Truthfully, I don't know.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 10: One day we were going to record and Roger and
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 10: his newly recruited girlfriend Joanie were going to sit in
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 10: and supposed to be there for the episode. Well, they
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 10: just didn't show. tried to call, no word from them,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 10: messaged them, nothing. So who knows what happened that day. Weird,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 10: but that had happened a couple times before, so we
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 10: just assumed it was another one.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Of those incidents.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 10: So next week rolls around, I leave a message when
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 10: we're recording, it comes about, no Roger or Joanie. So basically,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 10: that was it.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 9: They just disappeared.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: Barring maybe a random message on Facebook once or twice,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 10: they just went completely M.I.A., That was over a year
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 10: and a half ago.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Just disappeared.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 10: So the fact that we happened to be there and
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 10: were recording right when they walked by, I thought was
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 10: sort of a serendipitous thing that we should share with
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 10: you guys. So when you're here, you are alive.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 9: It's no joke.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 10: This is the first time we've come in contact with
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 10: them in over a year and a half. So with that,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 10: I bring you the resurgence of Roger and Joey.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 30: Disappear.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Disappear.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 8: Disappear.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 27: Disappear.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 8: Disappear.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: The effect went to pot.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it's steampunk Boba Fett.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: It happens at these places.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: There's a steampunk chick here with her fucking flip-flops. Again,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: no commitment.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 15: Yeah, if you're going to do it, go all the way.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Don't fucking half-ass on shit.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Don't have your fucking vinyl corset, your mini skirt, your
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: fucking fancy-ass feather hat, and your fucking flip-flops.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 10: It's a running theme is to point out the shortcomings
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 10: of the costumes in every.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: One of these.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: I like doing it. Point out the shortcomings of others.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: She's working a car wash with that outfit, though.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 19: Safely.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: At least me.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: To pull this fucking belt up. But other than that,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: you know. See, here's the tranny.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: I saw him earlier. He looks pretty damn good, actually.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 15: I haven't seen too many corset mom jean combinations today.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: I saw a couple.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: That's a magic combination. Okay, yeah.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 17: Air and buns.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: The nerdy glasses.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 23: You know.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 19: Not really the hot librarian. Or the.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: Although I did see the Star Trek corset.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 8: That was.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: That was impressive. That was something I have yet to see.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: How exactly is it defined as Star Trek?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Uh, slutty Star Trek.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Well, they're slutty everything.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, we.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: What was our slutty outfit earlier?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 17: Which one?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 9: Which one?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what was the one we called?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 17: Slutty Chucky?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 22: Yeah, Slutty Chucky.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: See, I didn't get to see Slutty Chucky. I saw
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: Slutty Disco Witch. No, Disco Witch was pretty fun.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: And I saw Slutty Velma.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: And is that a slutty Dorothy?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: I think so. Hell yeah, it's a slutty Dorothy.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I went to Harbor Freight, and I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: picked up one of those actual wrenches that are that
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: fucking heavy, and I guarantee you it weighs more than
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: that girl does.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a foam rubber wrench.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 21: I know it is.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: I know shit, Sherlock. I'm just saying, I went there,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: and the actual thing weighed more than her.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's pretty fucking heavy.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: And she's like 14 pounds.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: A lot of Spider-Men here.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Mohawk Spider-Man.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: It's a little odd seeing guys in tights. I just want.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 11: If you're going to commit a crime around me, I'm
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 11: going to support you if some guy in tights runs
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 11: up to stop it.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 11: Because they're not doing any great service to society with
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 11: their tiny packages on display.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 10: You know so they're balancing things out by fighting crime yeah.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna be a crime fighter stuff that shit
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: Green Lantern we saw up in Chicago.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 10: Oh that was all kinds of package nobody needed to
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 10: see that.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was very well endowed yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 10: And standing next to children yeah please put that away
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 10: yeah point that thing somewhere else.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 11: Did you give a shout out to Scooter and Rose's
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 11: film that's screening here.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 10: It'll be too late for anybody to see it here.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 10: But, in general, I would think, yeah, if you, you know,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 10: you should have already listened to their episode. But, if not,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 10: go find It's in the Blood. I believe there's a
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 10: website that corresponds with it. It has Lance Hendrickson.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: It's pretty awesome. And, you know, Rose, for God's sake.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: And Sean, who's awesome. It's scooter-directed, so it's definitely, yeah,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: go find.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 11: It.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: You are alive.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 15: I'm sure that I might see you guys today.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: This is a momentous occasion we've captured here. Do you
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: want to reintroduce yourself?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 17: Hi, I'm Jodi.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 15: This is long-lost Roger.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 17: And I need to wave again.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: And still waving at the mic. That's good to know.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 15: Yeah, how's it going?
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: It's going. This would be Randy, by the way.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 19: Nice to meet you, Randy.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 15: Nice to meet you.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 18: Tony.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 29: Nice to meet you.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 19: How's it going?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: It's an epic return to the show.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 15: Good to you, good to you. Are you all here
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 15: the whole weekend?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got the table. We're loitering around all weekend.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: I just bumped into St.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 17: Haig when he came out of the bathroom. I was like,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 17: I want to see St. Haig, so I was waiting
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 17: by his booth and he wasn't there.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 15: So I was like, you know what?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 17: I want a Rice Krispie treat.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 11: So I went up and was waiting in line for
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 11: a Rice Krispie treat, which was right in front of
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 11: the bathroom.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 17: And he comes out and I turn around and I
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 17: was like, why?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 9: He's like, St.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 15: Haig smiled at me.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: He smiled at me.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 17: And then walked away.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, boom.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 17: Saints gave me the.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: I'm glad the.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 10: Rice Krispie Treat came into play, because otherwise I was like,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 10: why are you going in the men's room?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: I'm lucky for Sid Haig. Get out of my way.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 17: I really hope Sid Haig washes hands.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: If you were by the bathroom, I'm surprised you didn't
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: see Norman Reedus because he's.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 19: Gone by like a bajillion guys.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 15: He's got a small bladder.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: We figured he had irritable bowel syndrome.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 17: Maybe he had to poop a lot.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: So between him and Shaw Patrick Flannery, they've just been.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 15: Running back and forth all day. Yeah, Shaw Patrick Flannery's
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 15: like the bodyguard.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 15: Do they hold the pool? Or do they.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: Have to deny the holdage? I can cover the pool.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 19: No, what they do is.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 15: They block off the urinals on both sides.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 15: So nobody can get to the uncomfortable spot.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: You wait until Norman goes.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: Should we wave it down to Sid again?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 15: No, it's, uh, over on the other end.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: We figured if Sid was out there and you all
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: were trying to get in.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 15: Ooh, you get to watch all the freaks get in.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 9: Oh, no!
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 15: They're not freaks.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Special, special people.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 15: Getting his pictures.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Hadn't he died yet?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 15: This shows the age gap. Her younger brother has no
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 15: idea who Sid Haig is, which isn't that far of
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 15: a stretch, mind you.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: But.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 15: When you're here, you need to know these things.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 15: Otherwise, you could be pummeled to death by us.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: We talked to a girl who had never even heard
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: of boondock saints.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Or John Carpenter.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 9: Or John Carpenter.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: She's like, who is John Carpenter?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 17: Why was he somebody's babysitter?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 15: She was adorable.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: Luckily, we love her otherwise.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Is there a reason why you're here?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: She's adorable.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 17: She's an actress.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: She's in the movie.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: But apparently she's never watched movies.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 15: Oh, she's one of the ones that acts in movies
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 15: but never watches a movie that they act in.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 9: She is adorable.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: She's like a Disney princess.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 19: I'm pretty sure, like.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: birds dress her in the morning.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: We're trying to corrupt her. We're trying to give her
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: the worst movies ever to watch and try to bring
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: her back to her level.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 15: To kind of shatter that innocence.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to just kind of break through a
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 15: It kind of makes me mad when people hold on
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 15: to that a lot, lot longer than I did.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 15: Which wasn't that.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: Long at all.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: It's ruined.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 15: It's like, how are you still living in this day
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 15: and age? Do you have any screen interviews with anybody here?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 15: that you had there? We did.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: We did talk to the Vernon Wells, the guy from
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: Road Warrior.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah, awesome.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: He was pretty awesome. He was entertaining.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 15: I always feel bad kind of when you go down
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 15: the aisles of the kid who was the child in
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 15: child's play. What about poor Luke.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 17: Perry sitting over there by his lawn?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 15: Nobody's coming around. You just want to stand by them.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 15: You just want to be there with them so they
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 15: don't feel so alone. Because I think that that would
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 15: be kind of a shot to their ego, at least
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 15: a little bit, when you're here at a con and
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 15: nobody knows or cares who you are.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: You just have to sit at the table with them.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 15: It might be better outside with a cup.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: It's a hop, skip, and a jump from being.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 11: And ignored at your table the sucking dick behind the dumpster.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 15: Exactly. It's just a small choice, actually.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: It's just a little choice. It's a lifestyle choice we
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: all make.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 15: We just came from a small little steampunk venue where
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 15: they sell glasses and pouches. And we both fell in
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 15: love with a chick who's completely bald except for a
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 15: big long strand of hair.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: And we're like, we are.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 15: In love with her. It's like, baby, just go back
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 15: and tell them we're both in love with her and
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 15: run off laughing.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 19: Like, giggling at her.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 11: Well, I think I need to run off because they're
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 11: going to close this place in like 30 minutes or less,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 11: and I probably have to see if there's something I'm
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 11: actually going to waste money on.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: So you can sign off.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: Signing off? Fuck, I don't know.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: There goes Randy. All right.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 12: Sir.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 19: Good to meet you.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 15: I'll be back. Just the people watching right here, I
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 15: think you can have at least a 12-hour show.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: I think we're midway into it right now.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 15: And there's probably so much gold, you can't or don't.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Want to cut out anything.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 15: But you need the smell of it. You need the
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 15: smell-o-meter so that people can really, as the day progresses,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 15: you get the sense of, Yes.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: You don't need that.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 15: No, you really don't.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 10: You lose without the visual sometimes. You really experience the horror,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 10: you know.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 15: Like the big dude with the pirate do-rag wearing a
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 15: bloody dress. You just don't get that. Even if you
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 15: say it, you can't visualize it as beautifully as it's
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 15: being represented right here.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: In front of our eyes. It's not the same. It's
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: not the same.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: Look, this guy's a cop.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: See, if he had a hat, he could be Rick
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Grimes from Walking Dead.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 13: There you go.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 10: See, if I was an on-duty cop, I would wear
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 10: the hat and just go, Rick Grimes, Walking Dead.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: Walking Dead. Just move along.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 15: And just muscle people all the time. What do you
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 15: want to go next?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 17: I don't know. I got to see Norman Reedus.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 15: Did you peek in the door?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 17: He's lost a lot of weight.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 15: Since The Walking Dead?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 15: From the last time we saw him?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 19: The last time we saw him.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: He's dropped a lot of weight.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 9: He's looking.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: Sean Patrick Flannery's lost.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 17: A lot of weight, too.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: Both of them.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: They both look good.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 15: His face still doesn't move, though. It's still made of wood.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's more like a Play-Doh or like a
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Silly Putty.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: Silly Putty, maybe.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: I want to put a newspaper across it and see
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: if it, like, just stays on.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 17: I want to push it and see if it stays
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 17: that way.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 15: Okay, well, moving right down, I think we're off. We're
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 15: going to continue... perusing and enjoying the smells. The fine
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 15: bouquet that there is here.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 12: Oh, yes.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 17: The nice smell.
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  Speaker 15: So you all have a good rest of the show
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  Speaker 15: and weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, we're rounding it out with Roger and Joni here.
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  Speaker 17: We talked about watching Shark Tank the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's a classic. Reliving the wonder of Sharknado.
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  Speaker 15: If I could give you a rundown on all the
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  Speaker 15: movies we've watched recently, it'd be insane. But we went,
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  Speaker 15: this is Joni's choice, we went on an 80s sci-fi
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  Speaker 15: movie marathon as far as Conan, Beastmaster, Yor, Ator, Kor.
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  Speaker 17: And then I went to.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the fantasy realm now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: Ritsonja.
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  Speaker 15: Ritsonja, which is basically.
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  Speaker 2: Sonja, really?
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  Speaker 1: Sonja.
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  Speaker 15: It's freaking Conan 2.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good one.
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  Speaker 17: All right.
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  Speaker 15: Good to see you guys today.
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  Speaker 1: Good to see you guys live.
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  Speaker 15: Good to see you live.
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  Speaker 10: I think with that, we better round it out. The
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  Speaker 10: return of Roger and Joni. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 10: do with that. Otherwise, that about does it. We will
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  Speaker 10: return next week.
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  Speaker 1: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Bye.
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  Speaker 29: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 17: Please forgive me.
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  Speaker 29: Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem?
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  Speaker 1: Straighten out this problem. Straighten out my mind.
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  Speaker 29: Straighten out this crooked tongue.
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  Speaker 27: My mind is wandered.
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  Speaker 29: From the straight and narrow.
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  Speaker 19: My mind is wandered from.
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  Speaker 2: The block you see.
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  Speaker 5: My mind is wandered.
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  Speaker 27: Man just said so My mind has wandered I heard
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  Speaker 27: it on TV And the clock has wandered Away from
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  Speaker 27: me Now facilitate reality Insanity Let's strive for mediocrity Insanity
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  Speaker 27: Let's make believer.
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  Speaker 9: All the same Now that's the way.
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  Speaker 29: Let's sanitize our little brains.
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  Speaker 1: Insanity I'd love.
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  Speaker 12: To take you home with me.
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  Speaker 32: And talk you into bed I'd love to see what
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  Speaker 32: makes I am a virus, are you the cure?
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  Speaker 30: I am morally, I'm morally impure I am a disease
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  Speaker 30: and I am unclean I'm not part of God's wet
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  Speaker 30: oil machine Christian nations, assimilate me Take me in your arms.
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  Speaker 1: Set me free.
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  Speaker 27: I am part of a degenerate elite.
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  Speaker 29: Dragging our society into the.
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  Speaker 2: Street, yeah.
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  Speaker 29: Do you think you're better than me? Do you want
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  Speaker 29: to kill me or befriend me? The alcoholic bastard ran
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  Speaker 29: his finger at me.
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  Speaker 12: And his voice was.
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  Speaker 27: Down his gin and tonics I'm preaching about the evils
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  Speaker 27: of narcotics and the evils of sex and.
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  Speaker 17: The wages of sin while.
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  Speaker 27: He eventually bundles his next of kin cause the mind
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  Speaker 27: is wandered from the flock you see and the flock
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  Speaker 27: has wandered away from me.
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  Speaker 29: The white folks think they're at the top ask any
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  Speaker 29: proud white male in a million years of evolution he
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  Speaker 29: could get away.
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  Speaker 27: With it.
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  Speaker 8: I'd love to take you home with me I'd love
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  Speaker 8: to tuck you in I wish.
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  Speaker 29: I could protect you of our sins.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear you scream tonight.
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  Speaker 9: I'd love to hear you cry.
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  Speaker 32: I've been checking for the madness and it's.
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  Speaker 9: Raining from the sky.
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  Speaker 29: Insanity Let's strive for mediocrity Insanity Let's.
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  Speaker 32: Make believe we're all the same Now that's what we need.
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  Speaker 27: Let's sanitize our little brains Insanity I'd love to take.
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  Speaker 29: You home with me And tuck you in the bed
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  Speaker 29: I'd love to see what makes you tick Inside your
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  Speaker 29: pretty head I wish that I could keep you In
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  Speaker 29: a precious Chinese box On Sundays I would pray for
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  Speaker 29: you So it would never stop I'd love to.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 17: We're having two conversations, radio.
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  Speaker 15: This is not working at all.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know how.
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  Speaker 17: To listen to two separate conversations.
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  Speaker 23: Talk hard!