Latest / Second Date Update / An Apple A Day
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It could be cringe worthy for a love story.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Morning and kiss in the morning.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Second date update, I'm kiss ninety five seven.
- 0:07Speaker 2: All right, you guys, are you ready to make a
- 0:10Speaker 2: love connection? Second date update?
- 0:11Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it, all right?
- 0:12Speaker 2: Second date up date. We're going to South Winter this morning.
- 0:15Speaker 3: We have got Matt on the line, who went on
- 0:17Speaker 3: a great first date apparently, and now he's getting ghosted.
- 0:19Speaker 4: Good morning, Matt, Hey, good morning. How are you good?
- 0:23Speaker 4: I mean, I thought I had a great date. I
- 0:25Speaker 4: went out out with this girl, Brae. Okay, it's the fall.
- 0:28Speaker 4: So I decided like, let's go apple orchard picking perfect
- 0:32Speaker 4: and which is like so much fun. And I was
- 0:37Speaker 4: making jokes, We're laughing, you know. It was just so
- 0:40Speaker 4: casual and she has such cool vibe and energy. So
- 0:43Speaker 4: after I was like, yo, let's get a drink. But
- 0:47Speaker 4: she said she had to go home to her dog,
- 0:49Speaker 4: Tay take a dog out or something. Okay, So was
- 0:52Speaker 4: that cool? Like another time? She so yeah, sure. So
- 0:56Speaker 4: then the next day I texted her nothing and you know,
- 1:01Speaker 4: she hasn'ts fined back to any of my texas, so
- 1:03Speaker 4: I don't know what happened.
- 1:04Speaker 5: And oh, I can tell you what happened. Your first
- 1:07Speaker 5: mistake was taking a girl a first date.
- 1:09Speaker 3: No, no, why what are you talking about?
- 1:13Speaker 5: Apple orchards are only reserved for girlfriends. No guy should
- 1:17Speaker 5: ever take a girl to an apple orchard on a
- 1:20Speaker 5: first date.
- 1:21Speaker 6: Savannah, Wait, can I can I ask the logic behind
- 1:23Speaker 6: the statement? Because I feel like it's like an activity,
- 1:26Speaker 6: it braks the ice.
- 1:27Speaker 1: They're incredibly boring.
- 1:28Speaker 5: All you do is pick apples, put them in a bag,
- 1:30Speaker 5: and then you pay seventy five dollars for a pound
- 1:33Speaker 5: of apples that you'd pay three to ninety nine for
- 1:35Speaker 5: the Groceres.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Don't listen to Walmart, Jeff Matt, it's a perfect date.
- 1:38Speaker 3: The only thing that would make it more perfect for
- 1:40Speaker 3: me is be like a spiked apple cier or.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Something cocktails down.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it, all right.
- 1:47Speaker 3: We're gonna call her, We're gonna call Brie. You're gonna
- 1:49Speaker 3: be listening in. Feel free to talk to her if
- 1:51Speaker 3: you want, hold on. I don't know what's going on.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Like I know, Jeff thinks it's a bad date like
- 1:57Speaker 3: apple picking.
- 1:58Speaker 6: No, I think it's such a cute day because I
- 1:59Speaker 6: think the worst dates or when you have nothing to
- 2:01Speaker 6: like talk about to break the eye.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Do you want to go picking together?
- 2:04Speaker 7: Me and you?
- 2:04Speaker 1: Let's go on. Let's talk about apples for three hours.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Genies. Hello, Hi, Hi, is Bree there U. This is her,
- 2:14Speaker 2: Hey Brie, it's Courtney Brie.
- 2:16Speaker 1: It's Walmart Jeff.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Heybrie, it's Savannah and we're calling from Kiss ninety five seven.
- 2:20Speaker 2: You're on the radio this morning, bree U.
- 2:23Speaker 7: Hi.
- 2:23Speaker 3: All right, Well, I know it's a little shocking, but
- 2:26Speaker 3: here's why you're on the radio. We do something called
- 2:28Speaker 3: second date update. If you go on a first date,
- 2:30Speaker 3: you have a great time, but you get ghosted, and
- 2:32Speaker 3: you want answers, you call us, and Matt reached out
- 2:35Speaker 3: to us brit to tell us about the first date
- 2:37Speaker 3: he had with you.
- 2:38Speaker 7: Oh okay, all right, so he.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Said it was awesome. He took you apple picking. You
- 2:44Speaker 3: guys laughed a lot, had a lot in common. He
- 2:46Speaker 3: said you had such a great date that he invited
- 2:47Speaker 3: you out for cocktails or snacks or food or something
- 2:50Speaker 3: after apple picking, but you had to get home to
- 2:53Speaker 3: let your dog out. But now you're ghosting them and
- 2:56Speaker 3: he wants answers.
- 2:58Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, the date was terrible.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's you know, that's where we come in
- 3:04Speaker 3: to get the honest truth. That's why we're calling you.
- 3:06Speaker 3: So you did not enjoy the apple picking?
- 3:09Speaker 7: Oh my god, I can't belive this. Okay, no, it's
- 3:12Speaker 7: uh no, we went apicking, you know. And he was like,
- 3:21Speaker 7: so he kept picking apples and taking a bite out
- 3:24Speaker 7: of like one and then throwing them on the ground.
- 3:27Speaker 7: So he would like pick one, take a bite, and
- 3:29Speaker 7: then just like throw them on the ground. Well, it
- 3:31Speaker 7: gets worse. At one point, he puts two apples down
- 3:35Speaker 7: his pants and thought it was really funny.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Wait, oh wait, wait wait, he takes two apples and
- 3:40Speaker 3: puts them like in his pockets.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Are you talking in front of his pants.
- 3:43Speaker 7: The front of his pants, like in his underwear.
- 3:48Speaker 2: My god, you're literally joking right. Why did he do that?
- 3:53Speaker 7: It was like he just thought it was funny, and
- 3:55Speaker 7: then he took like one out of his underwear and
- 3:58Speaker 7: took a bite out of that apple. Oh, just like around.
- 4:02Speaker 2: I don't know all right, I just my mind is
- 4:06Speaker 2: blown right now.
- 4:07Speaker 3: If you could just hang type break Matt's on the line, Matt,
- 4:10Speaker 3: did you eat apples out of your underwear?
- 4:14Speaker 4: Yeah? It's like a joke. I mean, my friends and
- 4:16Speaker 4: I do this all the time, Like, I mean, apple
- 4:19Speaker 4: picking is boring, so I made it fun, you know what.
- 4:22Speaker 4: I honestly, you gotta try an apple to see if
- 4:25Speaker 4: it's good or not, and putting in your underwear.
- 4:28Speaker 2: You're putting them in your underwear.
- 4:29Speaker 3: You're taking two apples and putting them in your underwear
- 4:31Speaker 3: and then eating them on a first date.
- 4:34Speaker 4: It was a joke. I mean, my friends and I
- 4:36Speaker 4: do it all the time. You put things in our
- 4:37Speaker 4: pants with you know, like a hot dog or you
- 4:40Speaker 4: know anything, and it's just funny.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Jeff, can we go to Jeff for this?
- 4:44Speaker 3: Jeff, do you and your buddy stick things in your
- 4:46Speaker 3: pants not and eat it?
- 4:47Speaker 1: Not anymore? But I mean there was anymore?
- 4:50Speaker 4: Is this a thing? Well?
- 4:51Speaker 5: I grew up, I have kids now, so I don't
- 4:53Speaker 5: do that anymore. But I mean I can see where
- 4:55Speaker 5: you're just trying to break the ice and make it
- 4:57Speaker 5: apple picking fun because it's incredibly boring.
- 5:00Speaker 6: Do we really do we really need to do a
- 5:02Speaker 6: p s A on the air that you should not
- 5:04Speaker 6: be sticking things in your pants on.
- 5:05Speaker 2: A date, Like is that really a thing? I just
- 5:07Speaker 2: have to tell people? I know, Courtney, Yeah, listen, I
- 5:10Speaker 2: don't sick things in mind.
- 5:11Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying the crowd you run with and
- 5:14Speaker 5: the guys you run with, they've.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Been known to eat things out of their pants, but
- 5:17Speaker 3: not on a first I mean.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Anyway, it was like to break the ice. It was
- 5:21Speaker 4: just like we were just walking, you know, and chatting.
- 5:25Speaker 4: That's why I said I was making her laugh. Like
- 5:26Speaker 4: I told you I was honest. I said I was
- 5:29Speaker 4: making her laugh like it was just to like, you know,
- 5:31Speaker 4: because she wasn't like she wasn't you know, she wasn't
- 5:35Speaker 4: talking about so I was trying to break the ice.
- 5:37Speaker 2: She was shocked.
- 5:38Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, it's funny. I mean, like I mean,
- 5:42Speaker 4: I mean, my underwear is.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Cleet, breathe.
- 5:44Speaker 2: This is what I usually do.
- 5:46Speaker 3: At the end of second date up day, we offer
- 5:48Speaker 3: to pay for a second date if you would like
- 5:50Speaker 3: to try again, is it would you like to go
- 5:53Speaker 3: out with Matt again?
- 5:54Speaker 1: At all?
- 5:55Speaker 7: Oh? Absolutely not.
- 5:56Speaker 4: No.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I didn't because of one one.
- 5:59Speaker 4: I mean, because I bite apples, like come on, break do.
- 6:02Speaker 7: The two apples, and they weren't in your underwear. They
- 6:05Speaker 7: weren't in the pants. It was the underwear.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Oh my god, you've such a prude.
- 6:09Speaker 3: Well, I don't want you guys to fight over this.
- 6:11Speaker 3: I mean, it was only one day or whatever. It's
- 6:13Speaker 3: just not you just didn't make a connection.
- 6:15Speaker 2: I guess. I guess all right, Well, listen, Bri.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Thank you for being honest with us and telling us
- 6:22Speaker 3: about the date. Matt, you, thank you for calling. I
- 6:24Speaker 3: hope you're you've got the answers that you were looking for. Yeah,
- 6:27Speaker 3: all right, Well, maybe just a little tad bit of
- 6:30Speaker 3: advice for myself in Savannah just on a first date,
- 6:33Speaker 3: to keep your hands out of your pants.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Just they shouldn't go anywhere near to the very h Okay, I.
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