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Episode 108: Bank Holiday Blather · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Freddie.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm best known for knocking down chimneys, but
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  Speaker 2: on occasion I've knocked down other things as well. I've
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  Speaker 2: knocked down church spires, I've knocked down barns houses. I
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  Speaker 2: do believe I wants to even knock down at Pete Sylvan.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice to mix things up now and then. So
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  Speaker 2: be it with this week's Tom and Jerry Show. That's
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  Speaker 2: all I have to say about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see the.
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  Speaker 3: It might be a bank holiday, but there's no days
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  Speaker 3: off for the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 1: I've putting in for overtime anyway. That look, I'll take
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  Speaker 1: time in a quarter if you'll offer, if you'll give
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  Speaker 1: it to me, j I'll take time and a quarter
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  Speaker 1: and that not another bit less. Have you keep it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not keeping too bad, buddy, have and hello everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom of my honey. You might
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  Speaker 3: have picked a rare episode to start listening to the
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  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Show if this is your first episode,
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  Speaker 3: but we'll get into it all the same. It is
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  Speaker 3: a bank call on a Monday, as myself and Tom
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  Speaker 3: record this, even though you're listening to it on a Thursday,
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  Speaker 3: and for the bank holiday that's in the Tom we
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  Speaker 3: said we'd take no days off, but we said we
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  Speaker 3: might take a different approach to the show this week.
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  Speaker 1: What are they I think it's worth it because people's
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  Speaker 1: brains too, maybe they can't be overloaded, although they do
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  Speaker 1: get it by Thursday and stuff put you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. And sometimes we want to ease them back
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  Speaker 1: in after the first the proper summer bank holiday and
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  Speaker 1: these ourselves back into a chair rather than the typical format,
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  Speaker 1: which is a format you know, I'll tell.
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  Speaker 3: You what it is. We've we've threatened about doing this
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  Speaker 3: for a while with the Tom and Jerry Show, where
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  Speaker 3: we would just have a bit of a bladder skate episode,
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  Speaker 3: whereas we just let the intro of the show run
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  Speaker 3: for an hour. We tell people what the social media
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  Speaker 3: channels are we going to fuck home?
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  Speaker 1: Well? Do you know what it is too? Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: have stories from the weekends that don't really fit with
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  Speaker 1: the and we have to, you know, we got to
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  Speaker 1: get them out of the way to get into our
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  Speaker 1: subjects too, you know, And we've often joke on Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 1: we could stay talking about screwdrivers for not to say
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  Speaker 1: that this episode is going to be all about screwdrivers,
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  Speaker 1: but one or two of them, buddy, If that's what
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  Speaker 1: the listeners want, we're more than happy to do it.
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  Speaker 1: But for this one, I think it's well worked. Just
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  Speaker 1: in Alnatther do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm going to tell you. We'll
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  Speaker 3: get into it anyway if we if we, if we
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  Speaker 3: find ourselves scrambled in ten minutes, then we might go,
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  Speaker 3: oh shit, fucking look up the news time. But for
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  Speaker 3: the purposes of this bit here, it's a band called
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  Speaker 3: the Blatherer skate episode. We are the Weekly? What have you?
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  Speaker 3: We are these lads and this is a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: shit we remember from Tom o'many over there and Jerry McBride,
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  Speaker 3: my good, So how does that sound for your buddy?
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  Speaker 1: I like it and I'm down for that.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the other thing with this, with this sort
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  Speaker 3: of more chilled out episode normally, folks, And if you've
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  Speaker 3: ever listened to our show before, you'll know it might
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  Speaker 3: must be apparent from the end result that we did
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  Speaker 3: fuck all prep for to me at least have outlined
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  Speaker 3: who is this lad and who is the Weekly?
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  Speaker 1: One would be fair to go into a show Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing as a disservice. I've been involved in lots
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  Speaker 1: of podcasts, and I can tell you Jerry's production work
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  Speaker 1: behind the scenes is actually good.
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  Speaker 3: It is good. It is good to say all that
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  Speaker 3: to say, this week's episode is hot and fresh out
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen. I have no idea what Tom's going to
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  Speaker 3: tell me for his crack. And I don't think Tom,
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  Speaker 3: you were prepared for me to turn around and say,
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  Speaker 3: on this bank hall on the weekend, guess what I did?
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  Speaker 3: Go on? What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Can I guess? Actually? Can I guess? Let me guess
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  Speaker 1: if you guess this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, did you go away leave? You didn't? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you did too. You didn't leave the property, you replaced
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  Speaker 1: the toilet? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, Tom, And I think we might be we might
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  Speaker 3: be here a while before you'd ever guessed this one.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck did you do? Did you take a
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  Speaker 1: makeup course online or something?
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  Speaker 3: You know? Tom? I got pepper sprayed?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now, I knew Dublin was I knew Dublin was
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  Speaker 1: going to fuck But Jesus Christ, and are you holding
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  Speaker 1: an oil protest inside your own property.
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  Speaker 3: And curious about being pepper sprayed and wondered what it
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  Speaker 3: was like. Let me assure you and the listeners of
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Show, it fucking sucks, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is not something you didn't accidentally open it
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  Speaker 1: like a fortune cookie from fucking the Chinese up the road.
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  Speaker 1: And the next thing, it was.
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  Speaker 3: All five spices.
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  Speaker 1: What in the name of Christ? We need the scenario
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  Speaker 1: and then the why, and then the how.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Tom, okay, so how did I come to have
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  Speaker 3: pepper spray in the house? Probably is the first one.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean okay, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've heard of people haveing for What purpose did you
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  Speaker 1: have because now you have it in your lungs? What
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  Speaker 1: purpose did you have the pepper spray in the house?
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  Speaker 3: Far ahways they say in falling down town defense?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right, you have it in the house for defense?
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  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to have it? Well? Don't When this drops, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it anymore because I know, like people
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  Speaker 1: get bear spray and stuff like that. You can get
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  Speaker 1: that SENTI here, but I don't know about the pepper spray.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, well we'll come to Okay. So first and
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  Speaker 3: foremost it must be said, it's not my pepper spray.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, right, okay, all right. I bought
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  Speaker 1: my family's pepper spray.
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  Speaker 3: I bought my wife pepper spray for our birthday. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nice, I get that. I a hundred percent get that.
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  Speaker 1: We have female listeners. Right now, we're going to fuck.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't all you got it for a birthday? Right?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I gotta get a holdster.
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  Speaker 1: You got a holster. You gotta tasteer and holsters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Tom, I got her. I got her just
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  Speaker 3: as a joke present. I got pepper spray, but I
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  Speaker 3: got her a whole sauce set as well.
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  Speaker 1: I once got herself was out about she had to
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  Speaker 1: go from she needed to go to whatever pharmacy to
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  Speaker 1: get makeup. And I try to pick it up on
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  Speaker 1: my way back. And I think you wanted a few
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  Speaker 1: people to really appreciate it. I think I sent you
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  Speaker 1: the picture of it. Yeah, and it was. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: what what form do you want to chebe? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what because it's a palace palace. Yes, I'm an Irish,
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  Speaker 1: So I purposely brought home my ballads. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: make him up. Person Jerry Folk loved it. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was a fantastic joked.
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  Speaker 3: This is what we're putting on the same So I've
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  Speaker 3: got I got my wife think of pepper spray. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's it's, it's it's. I've always said, I
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  Speaker 3: don't think you know lawless country that we live in,
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  Speaker 3: lawless world that we live in. Yeah, ah, as we
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  Speaker 3: come to find out, we're very unlikely to ever peppers
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  Speaker 3: prayer a human being here, but we were hold as
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  Speaker 3: in Italy a while back. Okay, they're selling pepper spray
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  Speaker 3: in the pubs.
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  Speaker 1: You can buy it for six euro in a vendor
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  Speaker 1: machine or over the bar, over the bar, and it
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  Speaker 1: was like a little right, it's about the size of.
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  Speaker 3: Right, the size of you know that, you know that
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  Speaker 3: the for your mouth, like the bread spray, it's about
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  Speaker 3: that size.
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  Speaker 1: That is a terrible size to be because Jesus Christ
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  Speaker 1: Heaven forbade like in the pube where you get drunk,
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  Speaker 1: for sure, dickheads like you and me, or spraying each other.
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  Speaker 3: For the crag. Well not twice body, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: that much. So I said, oh, holy shit, because I've
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  Speaker 3: always been looking out for pepper spray. Uh and so
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  Speaker 3: so so I got it, and I'll tell you how
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  Speaker 3: fucking take I am Tom. I had it, and we
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  Speaker 3: carry on lugage in the airport come.
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  Speaker 1: Back, okay, because that was gonna be my next question.
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  Speaker 1: Did you stuff it into a bunch of socks? So
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  Speaker 1: what was it? You know?
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  Speaker 3: Because I was there and I was like, I was
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  Speaker 3: like surprisingly advanced on. We hadn't checked the carry the
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  Speaker 3: stowed bag, and I just said, fuck, actually, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: maybe I should not carry an accelerant onto the plane.
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  Speaker 3: I got it home and the eitor for a birthday
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  Speaker 3: A big laugh, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All that. So they didn't even put it through the
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  Speaker 1: scanner and they were okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I wised up enough to put it on
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  Speaker 3: the on the check in bag.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: The window was tight, I'll tell you. So we're home now,
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  Speaker 3: and this is a couple of weeks past, and the
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  Speaker 3: pepper spray is like, you know, just you know, sitting
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  Speaker 3: in the press or whatever like that. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're ever gonna take that? You here, you asked, I
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  Speaker 3: bought it for laugh, but are you ever gonna take that?
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  Speaker 3: And she goes, you know, I don't know, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know I'd be afraid i'd spray yourself. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 3: show them me, show me looking at it here, and
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  Speaker 3: you know the way if you get like the odran
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  Speaker 3: or whatever like that, the first spray of the odrant
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  Speaker 3: kind of breaks the ceiling it the presidential ticket. So
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  Speaker 3: she's sort of like, you know, the the is there?
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  Speaker 3: Is it open? Like is it unsealed now at the minute,
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  Speaker 3: or do I have to break the ceiling or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: And she sprayed a week spray. We puff of it
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  Speaker 3: up into the air, not acting like yeah, but just
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  Speaker 3: sort of like as you would you imagine, like you
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  Speaker 3: know you're gonna smell, perform like that. You just sort
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  Speaker 3: of give it one up into the air in all indoors,
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  Speaker 3: all indoors.
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  Speaker 1: Like you give me so much ship about not being safe.
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  Speaker 1: This was this was the littlest puff It's fucking pepper spray.
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  Speaker 3: Well didn't we learn that in the Jesus Christ? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: al right, like you the pair of us just immediately,
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  Speaker 3: even though neither of us were standing anywhere near where
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  Speaker 3: this was.
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  Speaker 1: Spread, yeah you were, because it fucking goes everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Oh like immediately like clawing out your throat like wins
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  Speaker 3: in your eyes shut like god right. And then the
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  Speaker 3: fucking the children, God love them. They they heard the
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  Speaker 3: commotion and they came running in from the sitting room
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  Speaker 3: and we were like, don't come out of the catcha,
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  Speaker 3: don't come out of the catch and then they come
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  Speaker 3: running into it, and like what do you use.
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  Speaker 1: Them?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: What the.
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  Speaker 1: Running in? And he starts like, imagine sex smells like
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  Speaker 1: when you're spitting there.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it was. And like it was all I
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  Speaker 3: could do to open windows and doors and ship and
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  Speaker 3: we're like, okay, everybody out of the back garden. Everybody
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  Speaker 3: out of the back garden, and we all go out
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  Speaker 3: the dogs like yepe ype ype out into the back
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  Speaker 3: into the back garden. And that was all here, just
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  Speaker 3: like hot, like just coughing up hair balls.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a smell of it or is it just
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  Speaker 1: attacking you with capscumb like it's it's it's it's like.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the be an idiot at the best of times, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: But do you ever have like the real mad hot
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  Speaker 3: sauces that you get on hold this? Yes, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and you only ever take a tip of it, and
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  Speaker 3: you're like, God, that is mad heart on Now that
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  Speaker 3: was twelve dollars worth of worth of of sample and
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  Speaker 3: of it you never go near it again.
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  Speaker 1: It was like that, but your breather, Yeah, isn't a
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  Speaker 1: capsicum they put in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like habon or some such se on the on
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  Speaker 3: the on the label of it as well. It didn't
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  Speaker 3: even say pepper spray. It's been an Italian product. It
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  Speaker 3: was like pepperccino legal, which I took to me in
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  Speaker 3: like legal pepper spray. So I was like, how bad
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  Speaker 3: can it.
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  Speaker 1: Be, like, you know, if you have to put legal
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  Speaker 1: on the front or something.
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  Speaker 3: So all that to say, Tom, I immediately now will
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  Speaker 3: bow to any request from a member of on guarda
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  Speaker 3: saconna from any secure before I'm completely compliant. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to cause any ship to anybody because I've had
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  Speaker 3: like what the barest whiff of this in the O
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  Speaker 3: zone feels like if you ever spray this directly into
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  Speaker 3: my eyes, just throw me in a hole and cover
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  Speaker 3: it over. I don't want to go on.
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  Speaker 1: They do say, though, like, if you're going to you know,
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  Speaker 1: administer like a weapon of any sort, you should know
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  Speaker 1: what it's like. Like, well, I know, I know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you do. I think really your wife needs
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  Speaker 1: to stand you in the backyard from like three feet
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  Speaker 1: away and a direct, a direct hit.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're welcome to stand beside me.
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  Speaker 1: Tom, do you know what I would I actually will,
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  Speaker 1: I would do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'd fucking terrible. This is news to the listeners of
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Show. Pepper spray not fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but we need to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've intrigued me though. Now I'm like, what, I
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  Speaker 1: won't be beaten by this fucking thing, Like so no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I've Yeah, I've experienced what I think pepper
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  Speaker 1: spray long after it's been sprayed in a room when
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  Speaker 1: it work security right, and it was just nasty in
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  Speaker 1: the air.
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  Speaker 3: They're like still blinking. And but the time we went
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  Speaker 3: into the house, like half an hour passed and it
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  Speaker 3: was still like you could sense it in the air, like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like when the mother law
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  Speaker 1: leaves you can just sense you.
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  Speaker 3: But no, there you go. And I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 3: I never want to be pepper spray again in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't want to be. This time just so happened to
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  Speaker 3: be in my house and here we are. I still
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  Speaker 3: do kind of want to be tasted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do want to be taste. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: want to be taste the.
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  Speaker 3: Youngbody out there the Tom and Jerry Show listenership can
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  Speaker 3: help me or Tom get tasted. And no, I don't
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: mean like how long to like a cattle fence for a.
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  Speaker 1: I have been, I have been cattle products. All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's the same thing, though, isn't it apparently? But there's
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  Speaker 1: no hooks in it. Do you know the little hooks
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  Speaker 1: it is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: I want this sort of Yeah, there's two nodes on
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  Speaker 1: the end of it, like the overt, you know, for
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: seeing how dry a bit of timbers you know that?
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  Speaker 1: And that stuck to my spine. Fuck me, it dropped
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  Speaker 1: me like zero control, zero control, Thanks for to God.
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  Speaker 1: Like I didn't have full bowels because I would have
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  Speaker 1: dropped everything. Just just lose honestly if you needed to
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: loosen out and not or loosen out something, because it
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  Speaker 1: was the floppiest my body had ever been in this
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  Speaker 1: entire entirety, Like.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one for the listenership at the
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  Speaker 3: Talm and Jerry Show. Can you help me and Tom?
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  Speaker 3: O'Mahony get taste Tom? While I was fucking writhing around
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  Speaker 3: poorn milk into my eyes? What were up to this one?
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  Speaker 1: What day a week, night of the week was that?
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  Speaker 1: What daya week was? Weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Sunday? Okay, we record.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I had a self reflection moment where I have realized
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  Speaker 1: something about myself, Jerry, and something I would have never
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  Speaker 1: thought I was. And you probably would have never thought
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  Speaker 1: I was it, or people just wouldn't you know, an
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: unglamorous fellow like me probably would never have thought that
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  Speaker 1: I've realized that I now am this thing. Would you
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: like to hazard a guess of what I believe I've become?
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  Speaker 1: Jure from the deep woods.
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  Speaker 3: Been thinking for several years.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know you and I know that I've become
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: an otter and total food anchor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, you've rebelled, Oh no, Tom, you've rebelled
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  Speaker 3: against this for some time.
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  Speaker 1: I know I don't food. Yeah, I don't know. Am
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  Speaker 1: I like to myself? But I sat there the other night,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: and to give you an example, right before a gig
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  Speaker 1: and they feed me well before this gig down dun
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  Speaker 1: Garvin stunning, stunning spot. But I sat there and I normally,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just go, oh yeah, well you just
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you just send out whatever you wanted. I'm just happy
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  Speaker 1: to get a bit of screen into me. But I time,
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  Speaker 1: and I was by myself the other comics I arrived,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: so I did a terrible thing. I read the menu
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: down through it and contemplated it. I didn't And this
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: went on for ten minutes, this reading as my craft
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  Speaker 1: bureaus put down into my hands from a local producer.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: And as I got there, I went, you know what,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go for a couple of tapas, guys.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And the tap has consisted of locally called calamari.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, see this is nice to.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not saying it's not nice. But at the
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: same time, this is fair wanky when it gets to
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: the pork meat polls and fennel. Yeah, when we start
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: heading into the tackle bravadas, beef bravatus, and when we
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: end up with a plate full of bang bang cauliflower
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: chair and I sat there sampling all three of them,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: doing things like swirling my fork in the air like
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: fucking Harry, yeah, Harry Potter, Like trying to source out
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: like what ingredients the chef had put into such and
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: such a thing, and nodding. I was by myself nodding
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: like a fucking wanker. Gone, well played, old played there, Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: delightfully subtle, delightfully Oh I see the saffron just just
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: hits towards the end. There. That's that's very well played.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: You get me on the right one time. Because we
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: went out last week, people on my Instagram would have
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: seen maybe Jesus McBride's beyond this comfort level here. We
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: went to a fancy restaurant and it was a ten
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: course taste and menu inspired by the Chipper, So everything
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: on the ten courses was like something from the Chapper.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: So you had like, okay, this is good. Crowd borger
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: was you know a little.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I'm my my two parts of my brain are fighting
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: right now what you said, because that is the most
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: hipster counting I've ever heard. But at the same time,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I want to try every bit.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Of a xample those cheesy chips what they call cheese chips.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: But it was like a arc with slippers.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It was fun too.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, I gotta tell you Tim to come
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: out with. It was only a we bowl of it,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: right and and I and I was like, I am
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: classy enough to know that that is delicious, but I
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: am unclassy enough to know that I would eat a
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: topperware bowl full of that straight out of.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Sitting at the end of the stairs with with no
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: shoes on or no pants.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: And fucking licked the bowl of it. But I will
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: tell you what it had at the dessert was the
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: thing that I have never tried, and this was my
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: first opportunity to eat it. The most unglamorous food in
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: the most glamorous of sentence, Tom I ate at Deep
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Fried Marsborough.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck me, I tell you something this is
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: It's been a day of the of certendipitous kind of
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: weird telepathic things right the last twenty four hours. I
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: had not thought about such a food product at Deep
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Pride Marsborough until the father out of nowhere of nothing yesterday,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and I was did a barbecue yesterday, by the way,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: made the burgers myself, of course, but only because I
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: couldn't find burgers, so I got mins and got them
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: yolks from from the little oak pressoak from Find Job,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Find Job. I highly a yoke for a fiver that
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: fair works. I'll tell you that now. I was very
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: happy with it, because these fucking things for a fiber
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: never work. But the old man out of nothing, nothing
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: deep pride on the menu at all. He just threw
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: back in the chair, went to rid a deep pride.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I went, what did you because he lived in Scotland
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: for years, And I went, yeah, and the deep pride
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: crime eg and the deep pride twirl and I've had
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a deep pride agus. I've had a deep pride and
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: fries mint and all all unequivocally fucking disgusting.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: The deep ride Mars bar is chewier than I would
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: have thought would be. I would have thought all would
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: have went to motion in the middle of it, but
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it just sort.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Of I think it fights itself on the inside.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but there, I'll tell you. I'll tell you
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: how wankey. The place I was right, go on. It
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: was a deep red marsh bar out of a box
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: of celebrations.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh so there were mini ones, it was they were
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: many ones.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: It was a many tiny one, a fuck off in
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: the middle of the place, just like a celebration size.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: They dropped you out. Okay, So that in itself, I'm
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: not gonna ask the price of this meal chair, but
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that in itself was about four cents.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. On the play at sixteen inches wide. Oh Tom,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: what are you gonna do with this new fan foody status? Brother?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I do you know what I put up? Because I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: love this place so much, because I perform it there
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: and awful three sixty pat down on Garvin when you're
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: feeling fresh, I'll get you down here. You weren't you
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: were down there? Were you once?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: No in then Garvin?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah at the gig? No, No, you weren't. You weren't
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: actually at this one. You couldn't make it. And you
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: will see what I'm talking about. And I love the
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: promoterem and stuff like that. And I took a picture
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: of the fucking things and I took what the fuck
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: did you just do? And I just put the cap
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: many clubs handle on it. And when because people have
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: seen you post it and I don't know, Jerry, I
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: think I'm going to run back into the woods with this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: It's like somebody has gotten their first taste of freedom
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: or first taste of something that's against the religion. I'm
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: not fully ready to go across the fucking road to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: this to this temple just yet to get me like
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just I when it arrives on because I have
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: another very fairly fancy joint on Thursday night that I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: gonna be eat net and I'm going to just see
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: what they make me a hang sandwich, just because I
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: know what will come out. Otherwise he'll come out and go,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: do you want to caramelize on this Snashbourg and all
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the hollandais?
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: You know, I just take it. I'll just take a
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: club so much please, Yeah, yeah, with a ram and.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Because that's what I need to be careful, because I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: know what happens to me with these situations. Before I
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: know it, I've gotten fuck wearing round glasses, you know
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: what I mean, collarless, fucking butting up shirts, I know,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and I've got that. Have you seen have you noticed
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: some of these lads? Have you copped it? Like these
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: we'll call them food the influencers, And I can think
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of three or four of them, and I get on
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: with one or two with the lads, but they've lost
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the fucking rounded themselves completely where you know they had
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: like a Michaels or Mary's or you know, the big
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: five upbringings. Yet now they've found their accent that started
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: to go about north side if you know what? And man,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: have you and you know they find themselves driving. Yeah,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and they're driving a transit because there, you know, that's
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: all to the aired fellas at the end of the day.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And you're like, now a coast twenty grand a year,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: send you to school.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not. We're not.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: We're not buying it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Come on now.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: But I so I need to be careful. I don't
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: end up there, but I do like a good trades person,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: and that's what I had in my head. I'm like,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: that's the fucking master craftsman back there, whoever whoever's back there,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and he actually passed out. He kind of looked over
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: and I would give him. I gave him a salute,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: now jar, I didn't give him a what I think
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: other mincers would give a shit if you know, kind
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of get yeah, do you know, like who like tip
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: of my cap kind of thing. I give him a big.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Give him a big tombs up, and then it was
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: a tom braw has fallen from your chewing mouth and there.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Was a tombs up gave him and then all fairs
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: he gave me one back and that was it. There
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: was none of this, I captain, you know, because I could.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I've been in those environments where they say ship like
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: afternoon captain to people who aren't captains at all, and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: they introduced their wife by saying things like this is
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: a broduce my my first wife before. Yeah, no, I don't.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I've done well defend off the Count, the Count, because
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I've been around a lot of them, jared down for
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the years. But I think there's a died in the wool,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: scummy country fucker in me that just can't you know,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I have ibags sliding down the hill, you know what
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I mean? This? You know, there's that you know, and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: this maybe it's this podcast just grounds me. Like you know,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: they say, now you're supposed to go ground yourself out
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the outdoors, you know, right right right, you know, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: get get in contact with the earth just to balance
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: back out your pH and everything like that. I think
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: this is what the podcast does. It just brings me
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: back down to earth. And I live in the sticks
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: now with a bunch of goats.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: So this is this is this is like the kind
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: of thing where you just point to it as plausible deliability.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I couldn't possibly be a count. Look at the lad
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I talk for an hour every week and then.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Jumping bride box into the currently mustache and moncle Eddy
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: farding good.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Here to me. Well, while you were having that wonderful
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: experience in Tom, it's no, it's nice to like nice
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: thingsn't need to be ashamed of that point, I hear you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, no, no, I can't like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: nice I know I can't have nice things. I'll have them,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: they can sneak them up on me, but I will
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: not be a person who will allow themselves to become
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: because one week you'll turn on the camera here and
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: you'll say, Okay, who ait Tom, You're looking at a
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: twenty three stone man sitting here with a tiny mustache
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: stuck to his face, going.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So the food was working out worlds, Can you come
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: pick me up? Because I don't fit my car anymore.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: That's where things will run away on me. If I'm
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: not mean to myself, to be honest with you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Well I'm about to be very mean to myself, Thomas.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what else happened to me at the weekend.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Because it was a bank call of the weekend. You
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: got to find jobs to do and ship like that, right,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: So I harmred a job on the garden a week.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Ago or so and did you create just did you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: create this job?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Or was this I wanted to do this? Okay, right?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Fair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was not a yellow pad
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: notepad left.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Now the garden and you know what, I'm not talking
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: about it like the acreage, Tom, it's the gardener.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: They're all a pain in the ballocks.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: And yeah, but we got we hammered a job and
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: it is nice and melt by rockery and all this
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: kind of crack. And here's the thing, right, Normally in
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Show, we'd have a segment called
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: we Remember when. We don't have this this week. It's
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: just bullshitting and chet chadding. I'm having a great time.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you it's lovely. I hope the listeners
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: are to this. Maybe this is like everybody pieced out
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: after five minutes. But here we are. Ah, so there's
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: no we remember when this week. But I'll tell you
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: one thing, Tom, if it was, I'd be saying, I
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: remember when I was fucking stronger, buddy, go away, yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: go away. I was found sorely wanting were you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: This is a thing that this is a thing that
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: i've I've I kind of been documented with my friends
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: or people that I know, because there's certain things I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: can do now better than maybe because I'm gone craftier
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: and do you know what I mean, I'm not lifting
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like a fucking clown like I used to, but I've
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: definitely noticed my grip strength is still fine, right, but
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: definitely things that I would fucking hoo fup onto my
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: shoulder once upon a time, Like I got a fucking
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: board there one day and I stare heavy enough. Yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: but if you have the technique, are all right, And
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: it was a it was no speedboard eight by four
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and other ones.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Fuck well, your jury, meet your brother Tom right here.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Because I went up to Woodies in Blanchstin this weekend
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: for two bags of bark mulch to shake out on
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: this little rockery that I okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: know there are but the size of a bag of
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: pete moss, but they're like a flat, ignorant bag. He's
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: seventy five liters of bark mulch whatever that confers to
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: in kilo crams. I didn't check. No shout out for
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Woodies and Blanche they don't sponsor the show. But two
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: bags of this ship for eighteen euros not bad? Is
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: that not bad.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: No, that's two. That's the two and only bags of
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: bark multi ever buy in my life. So you might
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: buy it for a five or elsewhere? Did you put
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: bad for me?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Did you put down a bit of weed barrier at first? Okay?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Fair enough? Oh yeah, because you yeah, you'll be waiting.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You would absolutely have just wasted eighteen euros if.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: You Oh yeah, you just gave weeds a wonderful place
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: to grow. Yeah. Ah, And I went down into the
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: garden section, I said, two bags that yet there go
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: and I put as you would and have done hundreds
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: of times, isn't the ute throughout your life? You put
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: one bag on top of the other. Yeah, and threw
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: the two of them up on your shoulder. Yeah. That's
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: when I realized I made a fucking dreadful mistake.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Tom, because you're ready to put one hand on the hip,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: one hand up on the top.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: And off you go. And if you go, oh no,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: maybe one day Tom, long ago. Not anymore. It goes
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: very first time in the longest time that I've had
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: my strength tested and found myself sorely one.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Did everybody see.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Everybody in the shop because I'll tell you what's better again.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: I went all the way through the shop to the
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: garden center to get two bags of mulch. Could have
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: got a trolley, didn't bother Sure there's only two bags
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: of multi.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: In my head, I was thinking, Yeah, should just light
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: enoughout stuff like this is awkward more than anything else.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's also fucking heavy or maybe you know what
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, maybe not that heavy. And I'm
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: even weaker than I thought, because I thought it'd be
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: like two bags of Johnny the two bags of compound,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: throw it up and shoulder. The grand threw these two
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: bags up on my shoulder. I fucking buckled tom right,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: and I have to walk the whole way through the shop.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It escaping me, you know what I mean. And you're
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: you're trying to hold it up on your shoulder like this,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden it becomes in front
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: of you and you're holding your You're holding it like
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: a like could carry an unconscious body out of a
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: firing Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: And all this to say, I got it all. I
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I was hissing sweat, yeah, and I got it all
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: the way up to the counter and paid for it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: And that's when I realized I have a palette without.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: The front, because I was gonna say, you can already,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it's not really sitting down to the front.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: You have snoop. Yeah. I didn't need to do that
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: So many stupid things in play there, but there's so
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: much a play here.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: And then I had to get it from there out
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: of the car. Okay, that much I did have to do,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: and the wee man with me, and I was like,
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: you know, because it was it was good for a
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: father and son to go out for a day to bond,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: for a son to see his father buckled like a
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: weakling under what it appears to be not a heavy thing.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I look, we can tell if you were strong one time, if.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: You like I was strong one time. So but I
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: give him the keys and I was like, you know,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: when we get to the car, I need you to
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: open the boot because I won't be able to get it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I just want to throw these into the boot. So
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I needed to open the boot. And like he's doing
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: his he's doing his level best. But at the same time,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, move, you're in me away.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the way you've kicked him in the ankles
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: three times.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I Tom, it's it's
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: it was so amazing because like you know, you and me,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: we would have went to the gym down through the
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: years and at the same time we were never in
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: a place where things were too heavy. No that it's
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: meant twenty five kilos like a quick set title compound
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: goes twenty kilos two, three or three of them up
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: to your shoulder and away you go about your business.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: And you know later in life you just don't get
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: asked to carry heavy ship around the place. And if
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: you do, it's what a bucket of paint and you
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: carry it out like it's very rare on a day
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: to day basis, you're asked just pick that up, especially
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: for people with soft hands like you and I have
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: grown to be. But just like you were tested with
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: a sheet of os B board that again, Tom, I
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: remember a time I would and you would. I would say,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: carry two of them a piece. Yep, yeah, problem no, no,
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: with the balance of it. You could carry two sheets
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: of it and there was no hope to two of
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: them were getting Not a fucking prayer, No, not a prayer.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't carry a sheet a play with right now
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: and die They I think they always be quicker than
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: the os B board.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I think is even it even felt more awkward with
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: plus is eating the hands off you in everything right
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the ship? Yeah, weed a big seal kind of stuff.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It is funny you say that because you don't. I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: think too it is you don't get one thing to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: be There are set numbers now that you get asked
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to lift. Do you know what I mean? You go
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: five kilo, ten klo, No problem because that's the thing. Yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: no problem at all.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, paint.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You know, it's never more than twenty kilos these days.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: So when you don't kind of stay in the flow
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: of throwing fifty up on the shoulders all day every day,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: forget about it like now. And I don't think it's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: just I think it's just atrophy of muscles from putting
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: through the ringer life, you know, in the words of
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: being victory has weakened you, Victory has defeated you. It's well,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: it's a good times create soft men, Isn't that it?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Like you said?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: But God damn it, Tom, I didn't think I was
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: going to get buckled on the two bag. I got
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: the garden done nice though, don't you worry about that?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure put. I mean, I'm so tempted now to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: go into Woodies and get seeking out.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: With you see what McBride's crying about.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just to But you know what this is
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the fucking awkwardness alum too, Like because of somebody. If
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you get if you've got a backpack with say thurty
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: kilos in it, not a bother. Mean, it's on your back,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you know, you you rip it around the place, no
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: fucking bother. But when you're getting tasked with throwing two
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: awkward fucking bags up in yours, the technique is an
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: awful thing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Like like I got them to the counter on the
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: shoulder just kind of, and then to get them out
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: of the car, I just kind of I put them
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: standing up and I got them in kind of like
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: a bear hug.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's the only thing you can do.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I had my hand holding wrist around it
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: like a bear hug and walking bump bump bump, and
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: like I was just like hand, please hold that wrists
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: like the star trip hanger. I was just like please
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: hold on. In the car park, I will not pick
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: it up again.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: How many fathers in that place saw you good that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of you know, a lot of
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: the younger lads were looking at me like Jesus Christ,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: look at this fucking jelly leg. No man, and a
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: lot of the people my age or older were just like,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: go on, McBride. We believe in that you can do it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: We can do it. If you can do it, we
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: all can do it. We're rooting for you here. Man
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: was like, God, he's come on, we'ren company.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, give it another
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: couple of years now, and you will be doing this.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I want to be attended, This want of these to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: be up on either shoulder.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: All is to say, Tom, I'm I'm quitting the running
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: and I'm going back to lifting a wee bit of
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: weights because I can have That happened.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: To No, you can't, it's it's it quite literally, was
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: only put to me by the bye And he said,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and we we have a load of the gear down
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: at the parents place, and finally I've made space with
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the window boards have been caught the majority we're up.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We're down to the last two. And yes, so I'll
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: now have space to put the gym gear and you're right,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: fucking strength. Strength is actually everything. It's not it's you helped,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: will follow strength. Like if you have a bit in
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: his strength at all, you'll be fine.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You'll be alright, You'll be all right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I ceo. Man still as strong as a fucking bull, Like,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: he's alright, Like he's a hernia now in his seventies
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: from what lifting ship like. But it was he reckons
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that happened. He was up. He was cutting a fucking
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: tree a couple of weeks ago, right anyway, but that's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: another story. But I know all I laugh and give
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: out him for fucking this, that and the other. He's
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: still as strong as a fucking bull because he's still
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: horse and that stuff. I'm sure. Do you think the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: man is ever sick? Never, because he's just the body
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: is just fucking strong. Like so, I think I think
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: there's a valuable lesson to be learned in that year.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Enough is enough, it's time for a change with a
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: bit more show to go, Tom, Yeah, what were you
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: up to there the weekend?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: It was a good weekend. These were to be fair,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't I do you know what people go and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: were you here?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Were you?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get to get out that often because I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: go to gigs and we go to we have sports
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: with and whatnot now involved with. And this weekend we
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: kind of went, let's cut cut loose, let's head head
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: away on out and we went and met with an
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: old friend of ours and her son. We went to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: our heritage Heritage festival in timahoeih is just is a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: beautiful little village just outside Port Leash. You'd nearly think,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: for the want of a better phrase, you're in like
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: the Yorkshire countries right in that there's Stone Timahoe. Beautiful
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: little village of course. And what they had was it's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: built up and built up over the years. And because
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: it has a medieval tower and is a medieval kind
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: of the around tower and all the rest of it,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: what they've done is they brought in hm reenactment people. Okay,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: so what there wasn't the we walked in.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: The gate, humor changed, tom So we walked.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: In the gate right, and now sure wasn't. But what
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I was expecting at first, I was going, this is
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: going to be pure, you know, growing up like LARPing,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like you know this LARPing crack. Yeah, But I said,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I walked in and the first thing we saw was
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a group of people and I said, I just got
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the senses. There's a fucking fight here, a fight. And
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: your man said. Your man's beside me, says, give me
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: up on the shoulders, and I got him up on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the shoulders. Anyway, they're they're fighting, said, who's fighting? I
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: can't see, And I made my way down. These are people.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: This is actually competitive league throughout Irelander. So there. Remember
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: we talked about those mad fuckers and the different types
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of m m as they were, Yeah, well it's here
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that night fucking ship where they dress us nights and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: they beat the fucking tar out.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is this is not messing.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: This is going for points. You're scoring for points. Two
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: for Ahead, two for the Turso, one for Leger. Arm
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: fully kitted out but done in a more modern style
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: than that. They've got padding underneath their head and stuff.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: But there's men fighting women. They and I mean they
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: are fucking I mean definite concussions coming out of this.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Like there's people's belt. The one guy at a morning
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Star tried to choke a woman to dead with it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody else, Yeah, fucking immense. Your man is gone fucking
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: furl up on my shoulders.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Love.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: He's foeman at the fucking mouth, going this might be
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a bit, and we're in there forty five seconds a right,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: and like I can't fully it was fucking brilliant. I said,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: how does this?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: How does someone get involved in such a thing?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I was looking on I want to fucking go because
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it was like an out lad. He looked, he looked,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: he looked tasty, like you've been out of a few years.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: So he was he was good on points, but like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: and that was kind of the short sword fight. So
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: you and then you go for a long sword because
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like your man gets excited. He's like, now it's a
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: fucking long sword. Now they're going to take you other
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: fucking heads that boy. Yeah, I mean when they connected
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: with the long swordier it was like bom, Like they're stretched,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: they're doing knee sweeps, they're fucking stomping each other like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: it's immense. Then they put three against three jar and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: there's okay, there's no points. You just gotta get an
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: opponent to the ground. So there's two on ones, there's
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: three on ones. There's fucking people getting smashed over the
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: head with morning stars there's like it's it was really was.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I did a quick google here and it seems to
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: be the pardon me for butchering the Viking of it
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: all here but Treasure Gule t r g A t
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: r j E g u L Tragical Reenactment Society is
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: an active living history and combat group based in Northern Ireland.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: But I guess they traveled around the place.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You know, these were the Knights of Munster were fighting
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like these were this was This wasn't a reenactment group.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Chair they these were actual competitors they from sure they
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: compete at these on show, but there's actual This was
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: like an expot of boxing.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, Actually these guys seem to be all the same
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: thing because they do seem to.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Jesus looking hell, they beat the rocks out
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: of each other. It was fucking great to watch the.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I think I'm looking at it here. It's on the
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Leash People facebook page. Mayhem a Timaho.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think what you might be looking at
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: is what I'm coming up to in a second. So
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: this isn't there's Viking re enactment people there as well.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: That a line of them, because.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: These are these are kind of Viking looking people like, yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: so this was a completely different thing together.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: This is where the I realized where things are utterly
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: furl at this stage. But now the day was lovely.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: We had fucking coffee I met. But the guy he's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: been on TikTok, he actually gave me some great advice.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: He does a lot of finishing off timber and making
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: of timber products player and he's he finished like great
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: stuff from making small small like milking stools and stuff
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: like that, all by hand, you know, And it's great
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to watch. It's great. And we go up and we
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: go up to what it's called the Viking village, and
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: they've got things for sale that they've made by hand
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and there's antlers here. But then I started
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: noticing like there was people that weren't selling anything at all. Right,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: there was full families who were all chips across the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: table into this I mean, barefoot like and and very
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: accurate clothing, you know, no, yeah, nothing fancy about like
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: they were like there was one family sitting there cooking
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: up like what looked like rashers, just biting chunks of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: cheese off a big block of cheese and stuff like okay, one.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: The old man was just the outful of was just
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: sitting there like stringing a bow, you know, and the
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: mother is playing some sort of loot or something like. Okay,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you people are really really into this.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: You love this.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: And there was lots as I know, then there was
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: more and more people who they this is their thing.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Every weekend they're off doing this, just being just being
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: medieval people, just peasants.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: You're going to be a medieval person, be a Viking,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: you're going to be a grizzly. This is where I
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: to cause play or larp tom as like a peasant.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: No, And these people did, right, I'm like, what are
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: you okay? All right, maybe that's where you're thinking. And
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I thought that with the Vikings, I think seemed very interesting.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: And we went around and saw the hurdy gurdies and stuff.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: But you could say there was somebody I could sense
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: from the lad there was some unsatisfied fucking fury building
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: them in it. And does he need food or something?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with him? Like he was just getting a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: bit westby with things like what they hungry?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Son, you're thirsty?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Nothing was getting across the line with him, was like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: did you want a toy sword?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I have a toy sword. We made it. Oh yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: we made.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What. Sometimes you just need to spot the science that
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you just need to let let a child loose on situations.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And at twenty past one, my wife went, oh, Jesus
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: is twenty past one? I went, okay, we have to
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: head back down to the re enactment area. All right,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Just they're more the Nights Fellows chopping the heads off
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: each other, because no, there's a there's a Viking group.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: They put on a reenactment and stuff like, all right,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: let's head back down.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Okay what I saw?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, I'm sure if you look at one of
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: those videos, you can zoom in and see what's a
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: tiny version of me going straight to fucking Valdala. Oh
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: my sweet suffering Jesus. We get down there and there
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: where it's like twenty two minutes past, there's a line
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: of these guys and they're brilliant, they're great, they're they've
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: got all their they've got their shields all linked. And
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: the opposite of them, they've got this group of volunteer
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: kids that really want to him to go with smaller shields,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: and the shields are they're wrapped in inch pipe instilation
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: for safety or whatever. The kids are all excited. They've
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: got you know, the year round and stuff, and there's
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: a Viking on their side and it's supposed to be
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the Irish fending off the Vikings, and your the former
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: shield wall and step and step and step, and they're
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: banging their shields and they're screaming and hollering at you,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: and eventually then you get to theirs and you shove
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: them back as best as you can and they go
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: backwards because they're adults and they're.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: So not very true.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: But yes, and my fellows, I look over, Mifel has gone.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: He's already garnered like five or six lads, like who
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the fuck's he talking to? And it's going full Lord
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: of the Flies. I can see it. I can see it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I can sense it. He doesn't know these fellows, a madam,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: they don't know each other, but they have one mission,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and that's to fucking kill somebody's mustering it. They they
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: head out onto theirs and Mifel is front and center,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: and there's the shield wall is forming, and they're told
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to step and step and step and the man just
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: loses fuck this shield down to his side, runs bald
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: headed for everything he has, leaves him everybody behind, totally defenseless,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: leaves a gap in the wall, dives straight in over
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking shields of the Vikings, goes afe. Shit, I
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: can hear next thing. He bursts back out their own
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: laughing but just pretending like he's got no shirt on
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: at alder. I don't know how he lost his shirt,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: his t shirt.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: His Viking was hindering his swing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He lost it. He went. He's screaming at the sky
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: like a fucking BeO wolf. Right. The others all break rank,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: think this is the fucking thing. The man's trying to
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: keep control of this situation like Jesus Christ. So he
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: gets them all back. He gets them back, and it's
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: all great fun. He gets them all back. They're all laughing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: A man puts his shirt back on begrudgingly, and they
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: give him another go. Now it's probably not a good
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: idea because now his blood is up. Now he has
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: a blood lost. Like this is great, So they formed
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the taste. It all goes according to the plant scond
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: time round. But they're shoving him and the vikings are
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: to break free and you're supposed to kind of Oh no,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I fell over. I saw him leg sweep a fucking
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: man that was genuinely trying to run in a wronger
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: in another direction. He leg sweeped him. Then a shield
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: maiden fell over to feign you know, dying or whatever.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You're right, And he saw an easy target there and
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: actually tried to kill that woe with his shield and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: they jumped up. She had to shield her face. He
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: jumped up on her shield two feet and started smashing.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ, Jesus, he's your child. He's your child.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, kid, is this Jesus Christ.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: They actually had to peel him off. The woman he
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: went and then he throws down the shield short off
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: again and to the entire audience gives the two fists
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: up like and what was worse? They all cheered, of course, yes,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: so now and this poor woman, she's probably an accountant
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: during the week, like she just she just got it
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: like first one full of probably brow out his a
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: C L. And now she won't be proud. I would
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: have imagined definitely has a concussion because she was getting
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the full tilt of a shield down into the face
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: of her shield that was hopping off her head and
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: not announce the sympathy. If anything, the child got applauded
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: for trying to kill this person.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Do you know what the Vikings would have needed? Tom
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: a little bit of pepper spray, you know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And it was only after that in his camy, his
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: cam as could be. After that, then he sat down
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: for a little cake and everything. He was like that
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: was that was good, but shook it off like nothing
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: had happened, like wipe the slate clean, like can we
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: do it again in three minutes? Like no, no, that
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: should be the highlight of your year.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Man? You just got an adrenaline dump like nobody I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: know had has this weekend.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: You know. Do you know what he wanted? That said Sam? Right,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: it was like, uh like a turkey leg and and
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: a flag in a key aura like you know, like
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: followed out and yeah, yeah, yeah, dog lug.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: He went over and immediately there was a guy who
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: was he was selling a photograph to pose with one
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: of his birds of prey, and of course your man's
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: like I'll have everybody's going for the cute owls. It's like,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: can I have that raven. Like the ravens about ten kilos.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I don't care, Like, no, the raven is too heavy
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: for your your young arms. Please, man, can I just
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I no interest in the Owl's gonna just have the raven.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: It's like I can't.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: But it was just the discust on his face that
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I was saying, I'll give you an owl. How's that?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: He's like, all right, go on with your phone. Yeah,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: but he was looking at the owl like the guy
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: was like, you want to rubbif and he's looking over
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: at the raven gun the raven thoughody, So yeah, it
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: would seem you're not my hands.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: You know, that's what my weekend for your body, I'll
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: tell you that much. But I'll tell you what we
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: had good weekends. We hope it lent itself to good podcasts.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: And you know, I know the show has been a
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: little bit haiggily piggley. People who come for the standard
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: three course meal that we serve up might be curious
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: to find the taste in menu here today. But what
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: the hell's way over the times?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Tappas, Tom and Jerry Tapas look at that.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a thing that we've been trying to
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: get off the ground a little bit on the Tom
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show, and we never could quite crack it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: And fuck, the day is as good as as any
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: to try it. And that is a little bit of
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: technological know how. We want to kind of share a
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: little bit of video of this, So we're going to
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: try and record this as a video and send it
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: out to you. It might be a success, it might
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: be a successful failure. Let's find out. But the topic
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: we want to talk about is something we've talked about
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: dozens of times.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Dear to our heart, that's a stage now, dear, it's
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: dear to our heart now, Dear to our heart of
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the stage.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've talked about this dozens of time times.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: And it's the Glass Shore Cheese Rolling Festival and Cooper's.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Hill, Cooper's Hill. I was gonna say clark Sill, but
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it's Cooper's Hill, Cooper's Hill.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: She's rolling big wheel of gloss or cheese down hill.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And that took place this week gone by, and we
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: couldn't put it out as a news story because we've
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: done it six or eight times already. But what we
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: might be able to do, Tom, go ahead, what we
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: might be able to do is commentate upon it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? This is an ideal scenario because
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: we talked about talk comment along as before, whether it
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: was fights or racist or do you know, even the
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: pb as the case might be. If we talked about
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: doing possibly doing the PBR, which was only seconds, there
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: would be a novel ideal short form content if you yeah,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I suppose, but to be fair right up our street
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: and I sent one on to you to actually this
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: week just the week gone by, the and again north
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: of England, the Gravy Wrestling Championships. Yes, and not half
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: as sexy as you think. It sounds like it's not.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: In the words of the movie Observant Report, I thought
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: it was going to be funny. It just turned out
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: to be really said, Yeah it was.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: It was creepy back when you watch it, but I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: just still I still wanted to see it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, what we have here is courtesy of a
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: of a of a YouTube channel channel called live stream Events.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Shout out to those guys. We've got a live stream
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: of this year's Gloucester or Cheese Rolling Festival, several downhill races, people, people,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: if you've never heard of it before, The British love
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: this festival where they take a wheel of cheese and
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: roll it down a big, massive steep hill while people
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: chase down after Yeah, every year they're separated, shoulders hips
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: knocked out a joint concussions of plenty.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I would say, there's you know, a lot around, a
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: lot of like race courses and stuff like that. You'll
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: find like veterory clinics. Do you know, you'll find things are,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: things are where they're supposed to be. I can promise
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you there's a lot of chiropractors and physios near Cooper's Hill.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I promise you there. Well listen, they'll tell you we're
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: going to take a look at it here. Tom. If
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I do this correctly, you may be able to record
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: my screen.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Let's just try this be great if account podcast. But
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you know this is a film that I'll drop it
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: in afterwards. Oh yeah, there we are when you're there anyway,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, am I there?
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: There we go? If any of this, if if you
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: see any of this at home, you won't get to
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: see my top secret desktop. Tom, please cut that out.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: It's got sensitive information.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I see nothing sensitive whatsoever. We're looking at the hill now,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: which in fairness, the angle hill, frocky angle. This is
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: a serious, serious kill. So up the top there's a
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: couple of lads seemed to be out in front, which
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: is a bit on the cheeky weeky side. So we
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: have a lad in blue laden black. I think I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: think I saw a snapshot picture this earlier today because
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: we knew we were going to be talking about. I
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: think he's in full like motor gp overalls. That lad
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: that is stressed all in black.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: You know, not a bad idea to run this down
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: with a motorbike out. That would be about the thin
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: far because as we're about to get into here with
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: the first men's downhill race is casualties a plenty. Tom.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: The races themselves take about ten seconds. Ah, I'm gonna
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: click plan here now, body and see what we see.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, after you go. So we've got four four
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: up in front really in a videographer and we go,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: he's gone.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: He is gone.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: The guy like he bounced straight back up off his
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: hole or the bluefell is gone again. Oh Jesus Christ,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, all the Jesus Christ. Okay, there are
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: lads who I mean, there's no coordination and there's here
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: like this is what gets a.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Cooper hill is that you think it's a hill, I
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: can run down it, and then you get a couple
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: of steps and feet failure.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: There's it seems to be like there's lads get back
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: up and they're going this seem to be like three
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: hills in one. Let's have another gander and let's have.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: This is This is the second men's downhill. We're not
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: going to get straight into it here, but Tom, if
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: you if you're there's a guy on the left. They're
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: just flipping like he is just to run and the
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: feet go from here, it's amazing.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's the guy in the white T shirt. Keep an
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: eye on him now as he comes down on the left,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it is penom like he like he has broken so
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: many ribs it's not even funny. All it's gonna be
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: a pelvis cracked, there's gonna be a knee pulled out,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a giant.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: It must be notre time that everybody in this race
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: is running under the Union Jack banner. So whatever happens
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: to them, they kind of deserve it. This is the
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: first men's downhill again, flip five feet.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: In four just over biscuits the whole fucking we're gonna
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: we're gonna let.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: This one roll straight into the second men's downhill here, guys,
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: we could be here all night comment and these people,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: they really are just spantling themselves here. I see a
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: couple of helmets. That's why I see a couple of
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: people with no helmets. That's stupid, Tom.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Do you know what dodger I think. If I think no,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: no helmets, I think no, just let it up. The
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: lot at the back is wearing a Juli.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second, there goes the wheel and they're off.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: And they're down again, Like okay, there's a double halfway
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: down there, because it literally is just to bumbling human beings.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: There's a double wammy halfway down, and it seems to
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: catch everybody who's on in good state. Like there's a
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: there's a villa in the back and he's just sliding
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: on his knee in arse and you're like what, there's a.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Couple of people here even as we talk and still
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: coming down because they're going down like a child goes
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: downstairs on their bomb.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: No sorry, at this stage, No, you're you're just embarrassing,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like you know it well, I mean, there's nothing, no
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: bravado really in it. Albeit it's well worth watching. But
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: at the same time, like if you're gonna come down
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: on your arse, like there's a guy in the right
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: in the middle here now watching flip. Watch that guy
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: that's out ahead of everybody watching flip here.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Now, if you're going to be a bearba grizzly here
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: they go.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Off, he goes, and good god, the guy, he's got
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a night.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: But here's here's what I want to tell you. Tom
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: and I did this. When I did the ball run
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: in Pamplona. People ask, like, you know, how do you
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: avoid avoid getting hit by a bull? Go around the edges.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I put it to you and the listeners of the
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry show that if you want success in
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: the thing, don't run down the middle where all the
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: humps and hollows are. Run along the edge here you can.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Can you follow my mouse there?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're even right there. I don't think
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: if you're going to get you might stay on your feet.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you're going to gather any pace
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: because right above where your mouse is right now, or
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: your cursor is. But yeah, right there, that's a brand
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: new fucking hill.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: That's nobody's run that I would run along the outskirts
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I think knee out at the pace you're going to
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: come down there, I think you're going to blow in
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: thee out. I don't think there's any good way to
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: come down.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: There's really not, like just if you's a bad way
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: to come down. And that's like this guy here at
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: the back, not worth your while, showing of pal Come on,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: that's you're buying around.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: For everybody like you on your feet. You absolutely nakers.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Come on, all right, here we go. The women's down here,
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and oh Jesus, oh Jesus, my theory of running out
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: to the side is a shot because one lastly attempted
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: that and she is still rumbling as we speak, Jerry.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Every single competitor rum pulled like a shot cow and
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a slattery yard, every single one. Now, I don't want
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: to speak ill. Some of my good friends are sports
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: with My good friends are cheese rollers, but geeseus. These
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: are not athletic people. Whoever they are, I mean they
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: like of course, they're not. Nobody of any sense who
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: has an idea to play a game. The following week
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: is going to try.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: And do this, but this is the ladies again. I
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: want you to keep an eyut for a lady in
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: pink and black trying to trying to run down the
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: middle here.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna be nice, okay. And it's like simultaneously,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: like five of them all went.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Here, we go pink and black over on the out
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: skirts here and just comes busting like a bowling ball
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: down through it. She I'm sorry, she just got It's
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: like she manifests out an orders like she was sleeping
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: in a hole in the ground and just comes out
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: like what my hill.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: She's got a big Aren's head here too, which really
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: accents how she just bounced her entire head like that. Woman,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: that's gonna have a concussion for six don't do anything mathematical.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Are hard for the next six months, woman, because you
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: just all your body weight just transported through your face
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: into the side of Cooper's Hill.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Sweet Aston, Martin and Casino Royale.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: And not the one.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: There's people here just kind of walking down an inch
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: and down bit by bit. I'm sorry, I'm all for
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: not being concussed. But now last one here, Tom for us,
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: I think it's the third. It's the third men's downhill
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: and once.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Again mister Red gone, he's gone, and he's gone again.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, that's nine rolls and ten eleven eleven roles. Amazing.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I want to draw your attention Tom to this sort
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: of divod here in the hill. It's like a very deep,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: ugly look and sandtrap in the middle of it. It's
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: it's the belly button of the hill. If you can imagine.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: It's almost like Jesus. If you're looking at it's almost
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: like the you know, the outline of us. This is
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the human stomach. Yeah, like it's going to just devour
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: you when you hit it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Like well, even if for a guy in black absolutely
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: eating ship in that hole right here, look it as Oh.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That's the ankle gone, that is the ankle. Yeah, you're right,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: he was going so well did he hit the soundtrack?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Boom ankle gone, Night night.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Not bye bye, have fun being carried home. And again
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: some guy just inching his way down at the top here.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Don't even go down to the bottom of it, life,
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: just make your way over to the crowd and pretend
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: you never did it.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: And it looks like it was it was dry weather too,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: like so I mean that ground is going to be
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: bullet hard. It's not holding any water. It's going to
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: be like flint every time you hit off it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Good night. And then they do a thing Tom, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna bother sharing it here. They do
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: a thing called the uphill race, which is all these
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: self same people with the It may as well show
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: you a bit of it, all these self same people
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: with whatever faculties they have left, trying to run up hill. Ah,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I have no interest in this, do you know what?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: That's his fucking that's just puture now to stay because
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you like, all these people already have injuries, do you
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: know like it's.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Oh for you know, I would buy it if this
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: isn't going back up the hill looking for teeth.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Most of them are, so you might there's that can
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: cost down with the fucking clue which actual direction they're
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: heading back up?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I want somebody to fall over. Come on, fall over.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You've come on fall over like it just looks like
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: a bunch of ambling cows who have just been left
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: out and.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Made it up to the top of a fair play room.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Well there you go, Tom, That is the glosster cheese role.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited for that. Now.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: We hope maybe that that will cut into some sort
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: of sharable video. Hard to say, but we'll be going
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: up on the social media pages before the weeks out.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: That said, I like that.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I like that. The God bless anybody who we don't
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: actually know who wanted and one date the role of
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: cheese at the very end of it. But I think
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: if anybody has won, it's the local medical practitioners have
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: really won, because they're.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Going to catch the only winner here is gravity Tom.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of sixty seventy euro
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: just visits over the next few months as a result
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: director result of that, Do you think anybody like has
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Do you know there's there's old Jerry there in the
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: corner who's done it like five times.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: But I don't think there's the thing you ever did
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: twice in life.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Nothing is on right, you know what I mean. He's
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: hips are backwards like he's.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: He's like a he man that you found out in
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: the rain, so smashed up, chewed.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: To fucking bits, the poor bastard. Yeah, fair play to
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: anybody who gives that a go. I'd like to go
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: see it like a lot of these things. I'd like
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: to go see it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: And you know, if if anybody out there is book
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: and comedians Tom and Jerry will commentate on it. Here's
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: the thing time I mentioned the social media pages there.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: If it's if our video of that is a success,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: it's gonna end up anywhere. It's going to end up there.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: You can follow us at Tom and Jerry. Tom would
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: a T Jerry with a G on Instagram to catch
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: that footage. You'll follow me over on Blue Sky Jerry
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Pepper Spray Blue Sky at Jerry McBride and Tom o'
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: mattany's haunt of choice is Instagram. We've had plenty of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: comments over the last little while, not least of which
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: I want to give a quick shout out to Bernie
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Quinn over there on Blue Sky who asked all good podcasters,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: including yourself and myself, and that Tom, you talk a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: wee bit slower. Not the first time I've been accused
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: of talking too fast in my life.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same as that jet.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: But as we as we as we drilled into it
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: with Bernie had come to find out she had her
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: podcast set to one point five speed and Adie, I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: can only imagine what the fuck we sound like at
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: one point five speed, although I don't have to imagine
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: it too much time because every now and then, I'm
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: sure you do this too. If a voice note from
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Tom is over a minute, that's played a double time.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: No, I give you already benefit of that, because he
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: speaks quickly anyway. But I put him on one point
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Almost everybody's on one point five.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Everybody's on one point five, you know.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: And if it's if I see a four minute one
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: coming in from Jert, that's going to I get everything
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I need in that moment.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: But Tom knows at this stage you can listen to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: the last forty five seconds of that and get all
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  Speaker 3: the information you need. I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to give a shout out to just
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  Speaker 1: just to check in because we mentioned that we were early,
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  Speaker 1: and I pulled the trigger early. I pulled the gate
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  Speaker 1: open early on this one a month ago, and it
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  Speaker 1: was on the PBR Championships when we talked about it.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was won last weekend by of course,
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  Speaker 1: the lad who was leading, John Krimber. He the twenty
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  Speaker 1: year old phenomenon, took away one million dollars and got
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  Speaker 1: the golden buckle. And yeah, he wrote it and Brady
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  Speaker 1: Felder or Fielder, Brady Fielder came up, came second place.
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  Speaker 1: But he had this kid and he did his he
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  Speaker 1: did his standard walk off. He's making this shit look easy.
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  Speaker 1: He's not even getting kicked. He's just walking. It's just
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  Speaker 1: he's just yeah, no thing, twenty year old. And let's
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  Speaker 1: see him run down Cooper Sill. See how will he fares.
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  Speaker 3: Man's going to do it. He's going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Cutting back to the socials and the people that have
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  Speaker 1: got involved on Spotify and on Instagram, let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: hear a little from them.
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  Speaker 3: Jar Well, you know, one segment from last week's show
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  Speaker 3: that really lit up the social channels was school Tours.
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  Speaker 3: We put a shout out for who was school tours
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  Speaker 3: and we've got a lot of responses here. We got
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  Speaker 3: stee over on Spotify. He says, longtime listener, first time commentator.
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  Speaker 3: We love that, Tom Yeah, we love that.
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  Speaker 1: He again, he knows it, he knows it.
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  Speaker 3: And everybody was mad at me over this that we
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  Speaker 3: mentioned all the school tours we went on and nobody
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  Speaker 3: mentioned prisons because prisons were like a stalwart go to
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  Speaker 3: destination for Irish schools. To take kids on a school tour. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I personally was taken to kill mayinghum jail. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: you might have been as well.
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  Speaker 1: We went to kill men, now are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Like kids were taken to prisons, Like kids from the
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  Speaker 3: country were taken up to Kilmainham jail to see where
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  Speaker 3: Michael Collins was held, and all kids from the city
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  Speaker 3: seemed to have been just taken to actual prisons. Went
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  Speaker 3: to fucking Joy. See no word of a lie. Twenty
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  Speaker 3: young lads and lassies from Talla, from the gael Skull
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  Speaker 3: in Tala brought to spend the day in a bleeding prison.
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  Speaker 3: He's not lying because when my wife listened back to
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  Speaker 3: the episode, she said, why didn't you mention the fact
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  Speaker 3: that I was taken into Mountjoy for the school tour?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're missus, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Just like teenage boys and girls just brought into fucking Mountjoy,
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  Speaker 3: walk down through fucking fucking wing.
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  Speaker 1: So you went to Carol's cigarette factory. I went to
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  Speaker 1: Gleason's Countrey they went. So these all places where they're
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  Speaker 1: just as so many the kids are going to end
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  Speaker 1: up Like who's to say?
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  Speaker 3: Who is to say? You know, that's where you're going
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  Speaker 3: to be. But yes, prisons were a big thing, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry we've got about it and I meant to
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  Speaker 3: get prisons. My man over here on Spotify Mac says
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  Speaker 3: that he grew up not that far away from you,
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  Speaker 3: but all the fancy school tours you went, and going
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  Speaker 3: to see the turtles and all that, and he was
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  Speaker 3: brought to a local river to paddle in an oxbow lake.
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  Speaker 3: Tom's like, yeah, that's them, four parish away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shelby over there.
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  Speaker 3: Tom's like that was a good day out for them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what he's giving out about. And we
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  Speaker 3: had Pierce over here on Spotify as well, who Tom,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't this didn't happen to me. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: that happened to you. Got lost on a school tour
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  Speaker 3: it was days about thirteen, and made it back to
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  Speaker 3: where the coach should have been three hours after it left,
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  Speaker 3: where there was just one teacher left behind, no phones,
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  Speaker 3: no nothing, leave a teacher behind and pray to God
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  Speaker 3: these kids wander back here. That's yeah. It was a
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  Speaker 3: pre phone, the pre phone days, Buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I talked about the nature walk just up around our
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  Speaker 1: way up here, and I had a teacher who was
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  Speaker 1: a fucking tyrant. Yes, and she believed me as a
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  Speaker 1: six year old that I knew the route better than cheated.
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  Speaker 1: She believed me and allowed me to take the class
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  Speaker 1: lead the class. I'm sure I didn't know where I
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  Speaker 1: was going. I let him in all sorts of directions
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  Speaker 1: and we absolutely got so late that the school buses
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  Speaker 1: were going to just go without us. Like when we
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  Speaker 1: finally got back to school, and she taught me that
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  Speaker 1: lesson by pulling some nettles from the from the oak
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  Speaker 1: winners with her sleeve and across my bare legs.
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  Speaker 3: I got cracked with nettles the whole Christ. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't have done that to our Lord. I know. We
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: are over on Instagram Dave chimes In who says that
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  Speaker 3: they went from Dublin to Tremore, which Jesus, that's a strike,
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  Speaker 3: that's And what he remembers is he got to go
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: to McDonald's for the first time, and I'm like, from
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  Speaker 3: troublin in Tremore, so okay, not that here, buddy. But
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  Speaker 3: at the same time, there was a Chinese lad there
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  Speaker 3: and he says, first time ever been to the McDonald's.
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  Speaker 3: First I've ever seen the Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: Great day for everybody, this is this is the eighties
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  Speaker 1: and what I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Assuming the eighties or early nineties. Uh and at his
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  Speaker 3: first portion of chicken nuggets. I remember being brought to
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: McDonald's when we were small. It was the McDonald's in
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: O'Connell Street. Yeah, remember vividly getting a border with just
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: red sauce, no nothing, yeah yeah, himself was still in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: that round and we got brought to McDonald's.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Was Jammers. It was Jornan Wonder I talked about before
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  Speaker 1: one of the many marathons Stale that ran and we
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: went to Abraca Barbara and I can still never see
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Vividly remembered they had a television playing
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: MTV in there eighties. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it was, And I can remember the song I Got
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: the Key Secret? How the fuck do I remember that year?
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  Speaker 3: So you know, I'm gona tell your man childhood last lifetime. Ye'ah,
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  Speaker 3: lucky it's happened.
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  Speaker 1: I mean loads of actual important ship, not a hope,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: but those those tiny nuggets, yeah, and those chicken nuggets
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  Speaker 1: that I've got as well, class.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the delicious Blaine over on Instagram as well
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: a big day for Tromorrow. On The Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 3: he also went to Tomorrow. He says he went to
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  Speaker 3: splash World and Tramore so gave perhaps you were brought
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: to splash World in Toramorrow, which was like a split
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: splash around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a good school tour. That's a good
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  Speaker 1: school tour instead of just going to look at some
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  Speaker 1: stone walls and stuff like that was typically what we
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: got brought to look.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: At again or indeed or indeed Tom d Block. Yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna give you one last one here from
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Nicola over on Instagram. Now, this is the most like
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: eighties nineties thing you ever heard in your life. This
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: is most like, you know, of its time thing, way
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: more common for O'Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: Like we talked no seat belts in the that kind
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  Speaker 1: of style.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is like you don't get this anymore.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: The school tour bus went on fire. Oh now, yes,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: you just don't see good on the side of the road.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really true. Wow, that brings back do you
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: know what I would mind seeing a bus on fire just.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and we're not talking about like you know,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: a bus on fire when twelfth up the north like this,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: we're just calling on a bus that set out driving
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: in good faith somewhere along the way. Too much was
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like you know, oh my vappen fell between
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: the cushions and went and fire. The boss just drove
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: until it combusted.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: The sight of the fucking rustle so many so because
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you know what, lads were fixing them themselves. That was
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Get we used to get the school our school buses,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: not a coach that would take us somewhere, because I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: was I had a bit more. But this, our primary
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: school buss was a better setup than the government issued
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: one that would bring us to school secondary school. And
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: that was a piece of ship that Dublin was done with.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: We got we got pieces of ship to The rubbers
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: were so perished around the windows that like on a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: frosty day, they would contract so much that they just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: would fall out.
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  Speaker 3: You can pop the window.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we would just fall out on the road. At
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: least nine times I can remember that happening.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you. Nicholas says. One of the worst things
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: off it was that she had brought she had borrowed
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: a tape of the pixis from our brother to play
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: on the on the on the bus radio. The bus
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: went on fire and the tape melted with our brother
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: is still killing out. They never got his Pixi's taps.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, if we if we had a bug to send out,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: that's you'd be getting the bug. There you go, that's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: a cracker on the story.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, Tom, I gotta tell you a regular schedule
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: programming will return next week.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: But I dare say for a bank call on the weekend,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: we might have some more bank call it the bladder schet,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: and to go on in years to come, just to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: keep things fresh here on the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: And hopefully that little technological experiment we did works out.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Don't don't show people the screen that flashed up with
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: my credit card number.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: There'd be absolutely no chance of that working, Jarr. I
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: can promise you now, just as the two of us
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: sit here looking with your hope in your eyes, I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: can promise you the second I download this video and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: you say night and have your second cup of tea,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I'll go through it and it'll all go white, and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: then it'll be a long haired wet haired Asian girl
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: climb out of a well and look straight on the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: cameras as a buss fucking burns and splash wort behind them,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of prisoners. Good look, m