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- 2:01Speaker 2: I don't think this is necessarily a headline of the
- 2:04Speaker 2: year nominee, but it absolutely piques my interest. A diarrhea-soaked
- 2:12Speaker 2: High Rocks athlete has divided the internet over whether or
- 2:17Speaker 2: not she should have quit.
- 2:21Speaker 1: Um, ew.
- 2:24Speaker 2: There's just no way around it other than that. Diarrhea-soaked
- 2:28Speaker 2: High Rocks athlete divides the internet over whether she should
- 2:33Speaker 2: have quit.
- 2:37Speaker 1: So I kind of looked it up. Hyrox is like an,
- 2:45Speaker 1: from what it looked like, almost like an indoor Ironman
- 2:48Speaker 1: type competition. Okay. I don't know if you've looked it up.
- 2:54Speaker 2: I'm I have not had the chance. One of the
- 2:57Speaker 2: first thoughts I had was, what's high rocks? And then
- 3:00Speaker 2: I was just obviously distracted by the diarrhea.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Well, in the story, it talks about running and a
- 3:08Speaker 1: rowing machine.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Joanna Wurtzik, a 24-year-old Australian, was caught on camera rowing
- 3:20Speaker 2: and lunging through the Beijing fitness competition over the weekend
- 3:24Speaker 2: as fecal matter streamed down her legs. Ooh. All right.
- 3:31Speaker 1: So it's eight kilometers of running with eight functional workout stations.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Eight kilometers of running with eight functioning workout stations.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Participants run one kilometer before each workout station repeated eight times.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I walk. I'll do the elliptical.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. And the eight stations include ski-erg,
- 4:00Speaker 1: sled push, sled pull, burpee, broad jumps, rowing, farmer's carry,
- 4:06Speaker 1: sandbag lunges, and wall balls.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I'm not doing any of those things individually, and if
- 4:13Speaker 2: I have diarrhea in the middle of any of those
- 4:16Speaker 2: things individually, I'm stopping. Let alone all of them at
- 4:21Speaker 2: the same time.
- 4:24Speaker 1: You know, I feel like, and this is maybe old-fashioned,
- 4:30Speaker 1: but I feel like as a general rule of life,
- 4:34Speaker 1: if you shit yourself, you just need to quit.
- 4:40Speaker 2: You quit whatever it is the thing was you were
- 4:42Speaker 2: doing at the time that you shit yourself?
- 4:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that is a sign from God or
- 4:48Speaker 1: whatever higher power you want to talk about. that it's
- 4:51Speaker 1: time to quit what you're doing. Yeah.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Normally I would agree with you, but in the case
- 4:57Speaker 2: of 24 year old Joanna Wurtzik, she may have a
- 5:01Speaker 2: point here because despite her running and rowing and lunging
- 5:05Speaker 2: through the high rocks competition as fecal matter streamed down
- 5:09Speaker 2: her legs, she still managed to win first place. I mean,
- 5:18Speaker 2: good on you.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think it was. I think it was
- 5:23Speaker 1: bad on you. Brown bad on you. And, I mean,
- 5:28Speaker 1: there's parts of the story where it talks about other
- 5:31Speaker 1: runners slipping in this.
- 5:34Speaker 2: No, I have not gotten that far into this.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Yay. You know, they have to quarantine areas to disinfect them,
- 5:42Speaker 1: especially the rowing machine.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Ew. Okay, this story's getting better and better. Okay, before
- 5:49Speaker 2: we get into all the sloppiness, let me just point
- 5:53Speaker 2: out something. As a 46-year-old man, if I'm at the
- 5:56Speaker 2: gym doing anything and I start pooping myself, my workout's done.
- 6:01Speaker 2: I'm now done for the day. I'm cleaning up, I'm
- 6:04Speaker 2: going home, and I'm done.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I stand by what I said. I think crapping yourself
- 6:08Speaker 1: is a sign from God that it's time to quit
- 6:11Speaker 1: whatever you're doing.
- 6:13Speaker 2: However... In the midst of a competition, I commend her.
- 6:21Speaker 2: She is obviously hyper-competitive. She's not going to let a
- 6:27Speaker 2: little diarrhea get in the way of her and a
- 6:30Speaker 2: first-place trophy at the High Rocks competition. Again, for me,
- 6:37Speaker 2: I'm just going to work out. If I poop myself,
- 6:39Speaker 2: I'm done. But I'm not in the middle of a competition.
- 6:41Speaker 2: I'm just there to kind of feel good about myself,
- 6:43Speaker 2: feel better, look a little bit better, maybe. I'm not
- 6:46Speaker 2: trying to be number one in the world at anything anymore.
- 6:51Speaker 2: I am way past that.
- 6:54Speaker 1: No, at that point, you're going for number two.
- 6:57Speaker 2: How did I not see that coming?
- 7:01Speaker 1: You teed that one up.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I really, really did. It was like we were at Topgolf.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Here you go, buddy.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I got you.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Oh, God. OK, so photos and videos, of course, from
- 7:13Speaker 2: the event quickly gone viral. Viewers divided over whether she
- 7:19Speaker 2: pulled off an impressive display of athleticism or posed a
- 7:22Speaker 2: threat to public safety. People on line saying things like, honestly,
- 7:29Speaker 2: disqualify her and restart the race. A normal human would
- 7:33Speaker 2: stop and not shit themselves around other people. Sorry, you're stressed, honey.
- 7:38Speaker 2: so was everyone else. Someone else says, should be an
- 7:41Speaker 2: immediate forfeit. Pretty selfish as other runners had to literally
- 7:45Speaker 2: run and slip on her crap. Did that really happen? Oh,
- 7:49Speaker 2: the next line in the story. That's not an exaggeration.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Chinese officials said staff swiftly cordoned off the affected areas,
- 7:57Speaker 2: disinfected the site through the end of the day, removed
- 8:00Speaker 2: contaminated equipment, and... Arranged to replace the carpet once the
- 8:07Speaker 2: event was over. Oh, my God. She was just spewing
- 8:10Speaker 2: all over the place.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I mean, the pictures of it running down her legs
- 8:14Speaker 1: are pretty gross. And that's... So, I appreciate the fact
- 8:20Speaker 1: she is so competitive that... Because we've heard about marathon
- 8:24Speaker 1: runners having... This has happened to. But this is like
- 8:29Speaker 1: an indoor competition. So, you are in close... proximity to
- 8:33Speaker 1: other people. They're having to follow you.
- 8:37Speaker 2: So I would argue.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would argue that she should be disqualified
- 8:49Speaker 1: just for the fact that it's going to affect the
- 8:54Speaker 1: people behind her. Literally and figuratively.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I hadn't really thought of it that way. I mean,
- 9:01Speaker 2: if the diary is so bad, it's now on the
- 9:04Speaker 2: track where you're running and the competitors behind you are
- 9:07Speaker 2: slipping and haven't been hauling in it.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Okay, you're working out, you're at peak performance and you're
- 9:16Speaker 1: working out, you're gasping for air, you're breathing in deep,
- 9:21Speaker 1: you're having to smell crap. That's going to affect your time.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Gagging and working out, Don't go together.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Well, it depends on which website you're visiting. But in
- 9:33Speaker 2: normal circumstances, I'd agree with you. I love this. The
- 9:38Speaker 2: cleanup apparently couldn't keep pace with the mess. Participants and
- 9:42Speaker 2: spectators reported that poop was left smeared on equipment and
- 9:46Speaker 2: across the track after she suffered a bout of fecal incontinence,
- 9:50Speaker 2: causing several athletes to fall. This is one of the
- 9:56Speaker 2: worst stories I have ever heard. Because I remember... like
- 10:00Speaker 2: you mentioned marathoners that might poop themselves in the middle
- 10:02Speaker 2: of the race I get it you're doing 26.2 miles
- 10:05Speaker 2: and you're not letting usually they'll even like.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Pull off to the side and then you know you
- 10:10Speaker 1: hear about them keep going whatever I mean some of
- 10:13Speaker 1: the real extreme ones I think there was one in
- 10:15Speaker 1: the Olympics where this happened to but at least if
- 10:18Speaker 1: you're in a marathon they can fan out you don't
- 10:22Speaker 1: have to be in directly behind somebody that's.
- 10:25Speaker 2: True and you're outside here you're inside and you're much
- 10:30Speaker 2: tighter quarters as far as the athlete space yeah.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I mean would you want to get on a rowing
- 10:35Speaker 1: machine if you realize that it was covered in fecal
- 10:38Speaker 1: matter minutes ago no.
- 10:41Speaker 2: No although i will say it gives me motivation to
- 10:46Speaker 2: get ahead of her in the competition.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think this is, from what it looks like,
- 10:54Speaker 1: it's a time trial type thing. Oh, man. So you're,
- 11:00Speaker 1: and if she won, I mean, she may very well
- 11:01Speaker 1: have been one of the first outs. That's not fair
- 11:05Speaker 1: to the competitors that are behind her that are literally
- 11:09Speaker 1: slipping and sliding in her mess.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Other commenters said, it's a biohazard. How they let the
- 11:17Speaker 2: competition go on is beyond me. Another person says, not
- 11:21Speaker 2: only endangered them, but it also generally affects performance. I'd
- 11:26Speaker 2: have trouble bracing my core looking at a lady dripping
- 11:31Speaker 2: shit everywhere. It's true. It's hard to work out when you're,
- 11:35Speaker 2: like Trey said, when you're gagging and you're physically repulsed.
- 11:40Speaker 2: I mean, losing control of your bowels can happen. Continuing
- 11:44Speaker 2: the race while liquid feces run down your legs is
- 11:47Speaker 2: another thing entirely That's not grit. That's a hygiene and
- 11:52Speaker 2: a safety failure.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I mean, there's, it's one thing I can honestly say,
- 11:59Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been in a room where
- 12:01Speaker 1: someone has shat themselves, but we've all been in a
- 12:05Speaker 1: room where someone gagged and or vomited. And there's a
- 12:08Speaker 1: chain reaction that happens there. I can't imagine what it's like,
- 12:14Speaker 1: not only to watch, but smell, when someone is crapping
- 12:19Speaker 1: themselves in front of you and it's running on the
- 12:22Speaker 1: track down their legs all over the place.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I like to think that this scene just got way
- 12:29Speaker 2: out of hand. You get the one competitor with diarrhea
- 12:31Speaker 2: and every athlete behind her, uh, is now slipping and
- 12:36Speaker 2: sliding in it. And it gets so bad that she's
- 12:39Speaker 2: leaving poop everywhere. And people behind her are now starting
- 12:42Speaker 2: to throw up. And as one person throws up, so
- 12:45Speaker 2: does the next person. And the next person, to me,
- 12:47Speaker 2: and since this competition happened in China, this is just
- 12:51Speaker 2: a payback for Kofi.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Clean. This is two girls, one Nordic track.
- 13:04Speaker 2: I mean, just that is really, really gross. And I
- 13:12Speaker 2: think pretty accurate. Um, Now, the athlete, Joanna Wurtzik, for
- 13:17Speaker 2: her part, seemed to have absolutely no shame about her
- 13:21Speaker 2: messy finish, at least at first. She wrote on Instagram,
- 13:27Speaker 2: go hard or go home. They say a win is
- 13:30Speaker 2: a win. Before deleting the post as backlash over her
- 13:35Speaker 2: decision to remain in the race reached a fever pitch. Oh,
- 13:44Speaker 2: so she had to delete it. And the photos, of course,
- 13:46Speaker 2: are everywhere. And even like the pixelated versions of them,
- 13:50Speaker 2: you can still see the discoloration through the pic. It's
- 13:53Speaker 2: like I can even though I can't see it, I
- 13:56Speaker 2: can see it.
- 13:58Speaker 1: How can you see it? It makes you go.
- 14:03Speaker 2: No. So, I mean, the story doesn't mention if whether
- 14:09Speaker 2: or not she's single. Right. I wonder if she's got
- 14:14Speaker 2: a significant other that might have been at the event
- 14:17Speaker 2: cheering her on, going like, yeah, baby, go, baby. Oh, no.
- 14:22Speaker 2: If you were her significant other, Trey, and you're there
- 14:25Speaker 2: cheering her on and supporting her, look at my baby go.
- 14:30Speaker 2: And then she starts to go, number two, all over
- 14:35Speaker 2: the place in the middle of the competition. What do
- 14:37Speaker 2: you do?
- 14:39Speaker 1: Do. I come to the swift realization that I will
- 14:43Speaker 1: not be going down on her ever again.
- 14:48Speaker 2: But the relationship will remain intact?
- 14:50Speaker 1: I don't know about that either, but that's going to
- 14:56Speaker 1: take some therapy to get over.
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- 15:12Speaker 1: You know, for someone who has considered most of their
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- 18:27Speaker 2: September 16th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Bryson
- 18:40Speaker 2: DeChambeau turns 33 today. Major championship winning golfer famous for
- 18:46Speaker 2: bringing a sort of a mad scientist approach to golf. Trey,
- 18:51Speaker 2: would you agree with that assessment?
- 18:57Speaker 1: Mad scientist.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I just thought he was a big hitter.
- 19:01Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he just knocks the crap out of
- 19:04Speaker 1: the ball. I can't remember if he went to SMU.
- 19:10Speaker 1: don't recall. Yeah, he's cocky and he can, man, he
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- 19:26Speaker 2: Good for him. 33 years old and he's living his
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- 19:32Speaker 2: inside the treehouse. Oral Hershiser, 68 today. One of the
- 19:36Speaker 2: greatest curveballs in Major League Baseball history. Won World Series
- 19:41Speaker 2: in 1988 and a Cy Young with the Dodgers. Flo Rida.
- 19:50Speaker 2: is 47. I rode the elevator with him once. Some
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- 20:04Speaker 2: the elevator with someone. It's kind of like the ESPN
- 20:07Speaker 2: SportsCenter commercials from back in the day. like this is
- 20:09Speaker 2: SportsCenter and like all the athletes are just walking around
- 20:12Speaker 2: making copies and stuff. Sometimes that's kind of how a
- 20:14Speaker 2: radio station would feel. You might have someone extremely famous
- 20:19Speaker 2: right by you and you don't even know it because
- 20:22Speaker 2: you don't always know what they look like or you
- 20:24Speaker 2: didn't get the memo that so-and-so was coming in. But
- 20:26Speaker 2: there was one day Flo Rida was coming in. I
- 20:28Speaker 2: just happened to be going on the elevator, going down to,
- 20:31Speaker 2: I think, the break room to get a sandwich or something.
- 20:35Speaker 2: And Flo Rida happened to be.
- 20:36Speaker 1: In the elevator.
- 20:37Speaker 2: I was like, oh, hey. And he's like, what's up?
- 20:38Speaker 2: I was like, elevator uh chloe kardashian one time she
- 20:44Speaker 2: and i.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Definitely remember her i saw uh her and her entourage.
- 20:55Speaker 2: I didn't have the blessing of her entourage the one
- 20:57Speaker 2: time i rode the elevator with her it was just
- 20:59Speaker 2: me and her in the elevator.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Oh i saw her it was like what was she
- 21:05Speaker 1: was doing like an She was doing some show at
- 21:09Speaker 1: the time, whatever 1029 was, I believe.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Yeah. It was when she and Lamar Odom came. It
- 21:18Speaker 2: was when Lamar Odom came to join the Mavericks, and
- 21:22Speaker 2: they were married at the time. And she came with him,
- 21:25Speaker 2: and in I Heart's Infinite Wisdom, they gave her a
- 21:28Speaker 2: show in the middle of the day on 1029. And really,
- 21:31Speaker 2: it was just a podcast that she recorded once a week.
- 21:35Speaker 2: She recorded a bunch of stuff. And then they just
- 21:37Speaker 2: put some music around it. So easy gig for her.
- 21:42Speaker 1: It was awful.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Oh, it was some of the worst stuff iHeart has
- 21:45Speaker 2: ever put out.
- 21:46Speaker 1: And that's saying something.
- 21:49Speaker 2: It really, really is. Richard Marks, who is right here
- 21:54Speaker 2: waiting for all.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Of us, is 63.
- 21:56Speaker 2: It still looks good. He looks good. And you know what?
- 22:01Speaker 2: He still sounds good. He's also really funny. That dude's
- 22:07Speaker 2: got like comedic chops.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Yeah. He did a, there was a post, maybe he
- 22:13Speaker 1: did it with John Stamos, but they did a, he
- 22:17Speaker 1: did a social media post with somebody. It was, it
- 22:19Speaker 1: was pretty funny, but it was like, damn, those guys
- 22:21Speaker 1: still look good.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we all age that way. Yeah.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Here's the thing though. If you're going to do anything
- 22:28Speaker 2: standing next to John Stamos, you two better look really,
- 22:31Speaker 2: really good.
- 22:32Speaker 1: And you're right.
- 22:32Speaker 2: They found like one of the other guys that did.
- 22:34Speaker 2: And they were both like, Hey, you look good. So
- 22:36Speaker 2: do you. All right, let's do this. It wasn't, it
- 22:39Speaker 2: wasn't John Stamos standing next to Adrian Zamed.
- 22:45Speaker 1: And then they did something. The other John Stamos did something.
- 22:49Speaker 1: It was a lot of the full house cast. Cause
- 22:52Speaker 1: Lori Loughlin was back on social media. Like, like didn't
- 22:57Speaker 1: know she left.
- 22:59Speaker 2: She did after the whole college admission scholarship scandal thing.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Has that been, so she said, it said she hadn't
- 23:05Speaker 1: been on social media in over nine years. Has it
- 23:08Speaker 1: been that long since that admission scandal thing? I think so.
- 23:13Speaker 2: It's, it's been a while. A lot of things.
- 23:18Speaker 1: I guess she's getting a divorce from the Italian guy.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Okay. You both.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Or whatever. I don't know. It's. What little celebrity gossip
- 23:33Speaker 1: I keep up with is just crap I see on
- 23:36Speaker 1: my feed every now and then.
- 23:39Speaker 2: So the Mossimo she was married to or is married to,
- 23:42Speaker 2: was he like the Mossimo of the Mossimo clothing that
- 23:44Speaker 2: we're all familiar with? Or is it just his name? Okay.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Loved the Mossimo clothes back in the day. And then
- 23:51Speaker 2: at one point they were in Target. Those are my
- 23:53Speaker 2: favorite t-shirts. And then Target changed everything and made me mad.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Nick Jonas is 34 today. One of the Jonas Brothers, 34.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Bicycle riding environmental activist actor Ed Begley Jr. is 77.
- 24:11Speaker 2: From St. Elsewhere, Best in Show, Young Sheldon, and tons
- 24:16Speaker 2: of other things he's been in throughout the years. Environmental
- 24:20Speaker 2: activism is big with him. He is 77 today.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Yeah, he was very good in Young Sheldon. That was
- 24:26Speaker 1: a very good role for him.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Mickey Rourke is 74. His face is a few different ages,
- 24:34Speaker 2: depending on which part of it you poke.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I haven't seen him lately. I am assuming nothing has
- 24:41Speaker 1: gotten better.
- 24:41Speaker 2: No. At a certain point, Mickey Rourke is at the
- 24:47Speaker 2: point of no return.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I mean, and Yura, that is so... I don't know
- 24:53Speaker 1: what happened to him. He was a great-looking guy. Yeah.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:58Speaker 1: And then he went off the deep end with the
- 25:03Speaker 1: plastic surgery and you get Iron Man 2 Mickey Rourke.
- 25:10Speaker 2: And Expendables Mickey Rourke are in that same kind of
- 25:13Speaker 2: era where he's got kind of like the dreadlock extension
- 25:18Speaker 2: color things in his hair. Yeah, it's just very odd looking.
- 25:21Speaker 1: I've never seen any of the Expendables.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Oh, they're fun. They're really fun. Do you need to
- 25:30Speaker 2: take that?
- 25:31Speaker 1: No, I do not.
- 25:32Speaker 2: No.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Okay.
- 25:33Speaker 2: The first, the first few that this is what's silly
- 25:35Speaker 2: about the expendables. And you think about it, like the
- 25:38Speaker 2: first few are pretty fun. I have not, I don't
- 25:40Speaker 2: even know what number they're up to yet. To me,
- 25:42Speaker 2: it's kind of like the fast and the furious franchise
- 25:45Speaker 2: until they did like fast X. I didn't even know
- 25:49Speaker 2: what number they were on. I had lost count. I'm
- 25:52Speaker 2: that way now with the expendables. I don't know how
- 25:54Speaker 2: many of them there are now. Like they've, they've, rotated
- 25:58Speaker 2: the cast so many times. Now I can't keep up.
- 26:02Speaker 1: They're fun movies though. I, I have never, I have
- 26:08Speaker 1: seen one part of one fast and the furious movie.
- 26:13Speaker 1: And it was so stupid. I'm like, I it's everything
- 26:17Speaker 1: I thought it was. And I, I just, I don't
- 26:21Speaker 1: like Vin Diesel. Just, he just irritates me as an actor. Uh,
- 26:28Speaker 1: Are they done with those?
- 26:31Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think they've got an 11
- 26:37Speaker 2: and maybe they might be doing like a Mission Impossible
- 26:42Speaker 2: Dead Reckoning type of thing where they do Fast 11
- 26:44Speaker 2: and 11.5. Yeah, where it's basically Family 1 and Family 2. Yeah,
- 26:53Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. But I highly recommend the Expendables movies because
- 26:56Speaker 2: They're everything we grew up with as kids when it
- 26:59Speaker 2: comes to action movies, except everyone that's in them are
- 27:02Speaker 2: just really old. But you still want to be like,
- 27:07Speaker 2: what are they doing besides steroids to still look that good?
- 27:12Speaker 2: But it's lots of explosions, there's minimal story, and they're fun.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Do you like Guy Ritchie movies?
- 27:20Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie The Gentleman?
- 27:26Speaker 2: Not yet.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Great movie, but the Netflix show is chef's kiss and absolute.
- 27:38Speaker 2: It's, I think we mentioned that last week on the
- 27:41Speaker 2: Thursday show.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Did we? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
- 27:45Speaker 2: No, it's, it's, it's on my list along with about
- 27:47Speaker 2: 50 other shows, but yeah, I'm a huge, I'm a
- 27:50Speaker 2: huge guy.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Richie. Yeah.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Uh, other birthdays. Did I just say birth faith? Other
- 27:58Speaker 2: birthdays today. Molly Shannon from Saturday Night Live is 62.
- 28:02Speaker 2: She turned smelling her own pits into a recurring character
- 28:07Speaker 2: that even got a movie. Say what you want about
- 28:11Speaker 2: some of the all-time characters on Saturday Night Live. They're
- 28:14Speaker 2: great in skits. But man, anytime I see a movie
- 28:18Speaker 2: that was based on a Saturday Night Live skit, I
- 28:20Speaker 2: get real cringy.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Well, there was.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Lorne Michaels had a run after, and I don't remember
- 28:32Speaker 1: which came first, Coneheads or Wayne's World. Okay, yeah.
- 28:37Speaker 2: Wayne's World was phenomenal.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Yeah, and actually, Coneheads was actually a pretty funny movie.
- 28:44Speaker 1: But then there were a series of absolute disasters. Night
- 28:49Speaker 1: at the Roxbury, the Molly Shannon movie, just, it's like,
- 28:54Speaker 1: not everything translates to that.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Don't forget Tim Meadows as the Lady of the Man.
- 29:01Speaker 2: He even got a movie out of that character.
- 29:05Speaker 1: And I didn't even think that character was that good
- 29:06Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live.
- 29:09Speaker 2: I don't think anybody did. I don't know who was
- 29:11Speaker 2: more surprised at the Lady's Man movie, all of us
- 29:15Speaker 2: or Tim Meadows.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Like, really?
- 29:17Speaker 2: Okay. Jennifer Tilly is 68. Phenomenal actor. She's been in
- 29:22Speaker 2: some outstanding movies like Bound. Also, she's Tiffany in the
- 29:26Speaker 2: Chucky franchise. She's got that voice, obviously.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Big poker player.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Big poker player, that's right. And legendary illusionist David Copperfield
- 29:38Speaker 2: turns 70. how good of a magician is david copperfield
- 29:43Speaker 2: that when he got hit with uh sexual harassment allegations
- 29:48Speaker 2: back in the day he made them disappear one of
- 29:53Speaker 2: the few who was able to do that right I
- 29:58Speaker 2: forget the extent of the allegations, but everyone was like, oh, no,
- 30:02Speaker 2: here we go. David Copperfield's done. And then a short
- 30:05Speaker 2: while later, gone like the Empire State Building. I....
- 30:13Speaker 1: Because I think he... And this is not a political statement.
- 30:21Speaker 1: It's just something... I think he took the Trump approach,
- 30:25Speaker 1: which is he never... acknowledge them. And I think if
- 30:31Speaker 1: you go back and look, the people that just never
- 30:35Speaker 1: acknowledged it actually came out better than the ones that
- 30:38Speaker 1: tried to apologize and do everything else, and that ended
- 30:41Speaker 1: up getting them canceled.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. The initial PR thing has
- 30:49Speaker 2: always been, okay, you've got to do this, you've got
- 30:50Speaker 2: to do that, you have to apologize, you have to
- 30:53Speaker 2: bow out of the race. No, you don't. It was
- 30:59Speaker 2: supposedly the honorable thing to do, but now it's like
- 31:03Speaker 2: either you just deny it and go on, or you
- 31:06Speaker 2: don't even acknowledge it and go on. You just keep
- 31:08Speaker 2: doing what you're doing, and eventually people stop talking about it.
- 31:14Speaker 2: It really is a fascinating thing that is a very
- 31:18Speaker 2: modern thing, and we're seeing it in real time.
- 31:21Speaker 1: It used to be that one scandal would get you
- 31:23Speaker 1: knocked out of a political race. Now it takes multiples.
- 31:29Speaker 2: And some people are just still going. It doesn't matter
- 31:32Speaker 2: what happens.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Some people finally succumb to it. Some people just shake
- 31:35Speaker 1: it off. But I think with Copperfield, the other thing
- 31:39Speaker 1: is his backing, public opinion really didn't matter. He still
- 31:45Speaker 1: sells out Vegas shows. And I think that's at the
- 31:48Speaker 1: end of the day, their demographic didn't really care about
- 31:51Speaker 1: whatever it was. And so he was going to be
- 31:53Speaker 1: fine regardless.
- 31:55Speaker 2: At the end of the day, can I get tickets
- 31:58Speaker 2: to the Copperfield show after I have my lobster buffet?
- 32:01Speaker 2: They don't care what he did or didn't do to whatever.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Really impressive. You make a whole set of allegations.
- 32:18Speaker 1: He made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Why not?
- 32:21Speaker 2: It was the Statue of Liberty that disappeared. Was she
- 32:24Speaker 2: the one that filed the initial complaint? Because that I get.
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- 33:17Speaker 2: inside the Treehouse now. I'm Dan. He is Trey. Everyone
- 33:21Speaker 2: break out your sympathizers here. Man on Reddit has gone
- 33:29Speaker 2: kind of viral here. Man on Reddit says, my wife
- 33:33Speaker 2: expects me to once per day. This is from the
- 33:41Speaker 2: marriage community on Reddit.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Orgasm?
- 33:47Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. Thank you. My brain shut off there
- 33:49Speaker 2: and I forgot other words. So a man posted on
- 33:52Speaker 2: a marriage subreddit that he's having a problem because his
- 33:57Speaker 2: wife expects him to orgasm once per day. And she
- 34:03Speaker 2: helps him. Yeah, it's not like she's saying, like, go
- 34:08Speaker 2: to the bathroom and you have to do this kind
- 34:09Speaker 2: of a thing.
- 34:10Speaker 1: No, it's.
- 34:11Speaker 2: She's involved in the process and I guess she's a
- 34:14Speaker 2: little demanding about it. I don't know why this post
- 34:17Speaker 2: now has been deleted. Uh, so I'm confused as to
- 34:20Speaker 2: what the problem here is. Trey, can you fill in
- 34:22Speaker 2: some of these gaps?
- 34:24Speaker 1: Um, the, the guy, uh, was complaining that it was
- 34:28Speaker 1: kind of wearing him out and he was tired. Um,
- 34:32Speaker 1: even though doing well, she, from the way the post read, um,
- 34:41Speaker 1: she would either, you know, plain old intercourse, but she
- 34:44Speaker 1: was also was not opposed to a handy or a BJ.
- 34:50Speaker 1: There were not a lot of sympathizers for this guy
- 34:54Speaker 1: and his complaining.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Yeah. There aren't, I don't think there are any in
- 34:57Speaker 2: here either.
- 34:58Speaker 1: No, no.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Your wife wants you to orgasm once per day and
- 35:04Speaker 2: she's happily helping you do that in multiple ways. Um,
- 35:10Speaker 2: I understand you're tired, but you need, you need to
- 35:15Speaker 2: power through buddy for all of those that don't have that.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:21Speaker 2: You, you, you, you got you a rare breed, man.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Yeah. I think most men would be more than happy
- 35:29Speaker 1: to take your place. And yeah, if you just, from
- 35:35Speaker 1: the way it sounded a lot of times, just lay
- 35:37Speaker 1: back and enjoy it. Poor guy. Yeah.
- 35:40Speaker 2: It's awful, awful, awful. I don't know how he's staying
- 35:43Speaker 2: in this. One handed marriage, sorry, two handed lopsided marriage.
- 35:50Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't feel sorry for you, dude. Look,
- 35:53Speaker 2: there are so many sexless marriages out there. This guy
- 35:56Speaker 2: is complaining about getting it too much. So he's tired.
- 36:01Speaker 2: You know, it's so common that you hear, you know,
- 36:03Speaker 2: the sexless marriage thing. It's it's a it's a trope
- 36:06Speaker 2: in like sitcoms and stuff that like the couple never
- 36:09Speaker 2: has sex and all this stuff. If you are the
- 36:11Speaker 2: guy that's got the rare one where she is like
- 36:14Speaker 2: chasing you around the house kind of a thing, then
- 36:17Speaker 2: you just need to step up and let it happen.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Because there are countless men out there that don't have that,
- 36:22Speaker 2: that would happily trade places with you.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Especially when we're talking about that she's offering and willingly,
- 36:30Speaker 1: it's not just sex, giving you a handy or a BJ.
- 36:34Speaker 1: So again, you literally just have to lay back and
- 36:37Speaker 1: enjoy it.
- 36:40Speaker 2: Here's the weird thing. When you're a teenager, you can't
- 36:45Speaker 2: even grasp saying no. Right?
- 36:50Speaker 1: Right.
- 36:51Speaker 2: It never enters your mind. If the possibility comes up, yes,
- 36:55Speaker 2: you absolutely want it. You're taking advantage. By the time
- 37:00Speaker 2: you've done it a bunch and you've been around and
- 37:03Speaker 2: then sometimes the opportunity might present itself, one day you're
- 37:08Speaker 2: going to say, you know what? I'm, I'm, I'm a
- 37:12Speaker 2: little tired. I'm not in the mood today, but that's,
- 37:17Speaker 2: it's a different thing when all you really got to
- 37:21Speaker 2: do is just, is just lay back or just stand
- 37:24Speaker 2: there for a few minutes or sit out.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Uh, that I, I, yeah, I, I, this is all about,
- 37:35Speaker 1: I have no, I have no sympathy for the guy.
- 37:38Speaker 1: I mean, Unless she uses teeth and a sandpaper glove,
- 37:44Speaker 1: no sympathy for him whatsoever.
- 37:47Speaker 2: Yeah, unless she's doing things actively to rub you raw,
- 37:51Speaker 2: then you need to shut up. And the comments on
- 37:55Speaker 2: this have been interesting, to say the least. Like you said, Trey,
- 37:58Speaker 2: a lot of people are going, you know, oh no,
- 38:01Speaker 2: poor you. This one person here says, I mean, I
- 38:06Speaker 2: did this to my husband and he got tired too,
- 38:09Speaker 2: but yeah, it's nice, LOL. Another one, for real, this
- 38:13Speaker 2: is rage bait right now. Thinking that this, like the
- 38:19Speaker 2: guy's just bragging. He's like, oh, but I'm tired because
- 38:22Speaker 2: this keeps happening.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Yeah. No sympathy for you, dude.
- 38:32Speaker 2: An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Why are
- 38:38Speaker 2: you complaining? I know it's no help to you, but
- 38:40Speaker 2: I'd kill to have this problem. See, there's no way. Uh,
- 38:43Speaker 2: then there's this one. This is, I love this post. This,
- 38:46Speaker 2: this chick says, I'm that wife LMFAO. I want to
- 38:49Speaker 2: sleep with my hubby every day. And he even told
- 38:52Speaker 2: me I'm not a robot once. I think sex is
- 38:55Speaker 2: my love language. And then everyone lines up on those
- 38:59Speaker 2: comments going like, if that falls apart, you let me know.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Yeah. If, uh, You put that on your dating profile
- 39:13Speaker 1: and you're not going to be short on dates or proposals.
- 39:18Speaker 2: If your online dating profile headline is anytime, anywhere, you
- 39:23Speaker 2: will be popular. Speaking of love, a woman threw a bucket.
- 39:30Speaker 2: of poop on her neighbor for sleeping with her husband. Well,
- 39:35Speaker 2: that's a different love language.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Okay. I mean, that's... There's some logistics there I'm trying
- 39:47Speaker 1: to figure out.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Well, let's see if we can find some answers for
- 39:50Speaker 2: you here in the story. No shocker in Florida. A
- 39:53Speaker 2: Florida woman is facing charges after deputies say she threw
- 39:57Speaker 2: a bucket of feces onto a neighbor that she accused
- 40:01Speaker 2: of sleeping with her husband. This is another one of
- 40:05Speaker 2: those stories that it sounds like the headline, like it
- 40:09Speaker 2: sounds tawdry, and it's like, ooh, has it got a
- 40:11Speaker 2: love triangle here? But then the people involved look nothing
- 40:14Speaker 2: like you would hope. Ysiri Esperanza Machado Rivera, who is 55,
- 40:19Speaker 2: And looks it. Not like you, Trey. I mean, like
- 40:21Speaker 2: you're 52 and you look amazing. She was arrested on
- 40:25Speaker 2: charges of burglary and battery after she allegedly threw a
- 40:28Speaker 2: bucket of poop onto her next door neighbor over a
- 40:31Speaker 2: suspected affair. According to Judge Mindy Glazer, during the suspect's
- 40:38Speaker 2: bond court hearing, the judge said, so this is an
- 40:41Speaker 2: interesting case. She thinks the neighbor is having relations with
- 40:44Speaker 2: her husband, so she pushes her way into the victim's
- 40:47Speaker 2: house and then throws poop on the victim. A bucket
- 40:50Speaker 2: of poop. Deputy said an arrest report that Machado and
- 40:55Speaker 2: the victim live in separate sides of a split trailer
- 40:59Speaker 2: in a mobile home park near Miami Gardens. I didn't
- 41:03Speaker 2: even know that existed. I've heard of a duplex house.
- 41:07Speaker 2: I have never heard of a duplex trailer.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 41:12Speaker 2: This is now officially the most Florida story I have
- 41:15Speaker 2: ever heard.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Yes.
- 41:19Speaker 2: When the suspect went to the victim's side of the trailer.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Did you know this was a thing?
- 41:35Speaker 1: Not until I read the story, no. Actually, I kind
- 41:40Speaker 1: of did know that they had Kind of something like that.
- 41:50Speaker 2: I am a 46-year-old man. I am today years old
- 41:53Speaker 2: when I found out that you could turn a trailer
- 41:56Speaker 2: into a duplex. Look, I know different people have different
- 42:05Speaker 2: problems in their lives, but look, if you have fallen
- 42:09Speaker 2: on such hard times, that you have to live in
- 42:13Speaker 2: a divided trailer.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Now, listen, there is something you do have to take
- 42:22Speaker 1: in consideration. In Florida, especially where they're talking about outside
- 42:27Speaker 1: of Miami, you could be a millionaire in a trailer
- 42:32Speaker 1: because if you own the land right there, you have
- 42:37Speaker 1: a million dollar lot. So it's not... it's not like it's,
- 42:41Speaker 1: you know, out in East Texas.
- 42:45Speaker 2: This is true. Yeah, you are right. This is still
- 42:47Speaker 2: in the Miami area.
- 42:48Speaker 1: They're still behaving like they're in a trailer park.
- 42:56Speaker 2: I mean, there is a bucket of There is still
- 42:57Speaker 2: a bucket of poop right there.
- 42:59Speaker 1: She did crap in a bucket to throw it on
- 43:01Speaker 1: her neighbor. You can take the girl out of the
- 43:07Speaker 1: trailer park.
- 43:14Speaker 2: I just hope the bucket also was not shared.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Okay.
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- 43:43Speaker 1: You know what? Might be looking at this the wrong way.
- 43:46Speaker 2: How?
- 43:47Speaker 1: She might be the girl's trainer. My girl might be
- 43:49Speaker 1: trying for High Rocks.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Rocky Knight is going to be unhinged.