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S4: Ep. 9 Thick Thighs Saves Lives · Mind Triggers Podcast

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  You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nails,
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  Juicy, Henny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
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  And remember, the whole team got a win.
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  Take a play, Take a puppy. Take a puppy on our.
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  Way. Hey guys, I'm juicy.
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  Is Jake always in the background?
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  Handy Luke. I'm Brittany.
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  Now, today we got a bonus, a quick little bonus episode.
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  We got a Brittany shots of Jacqueline her friend.
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  She didn't know she she's all coming on here today, so he's
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  sprung it up on right Facts. So Juice, stop us out, please.
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  How do you feel about sex with the first date?
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  It depends. It depends on how much you pay
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  for my food. I think the last first day I
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  went out to yeah, I'm a pescetarian.
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  He spent like $250 on me. And it wasn't enough for Dick,
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  though. It wasn't enough.
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  It's enough. I need to like wine and I mean
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  Take Me Out, show me around. My uncle got like 12 kids and he
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  don't pull stamps on lit. You were dating 12 kids?
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  I mean, I'm not trying to hire kids all fucking though.
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  From. South Carolina.
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  About accident. 80. 3803. About them Southern girls.
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  That I'm wild. I'm country, and I have no
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  filter. Is that true?
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  Yeah. And I'm super nice.
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  That's the problem. I'm super nice to bitches.
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  And then they realize that, like, I'm just saying, like, I'm
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  super nice and that people think they can take advantage.
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  And then they realize, like, oh, like she bought that life.
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  Are you crazy? Yeah, I'm a Libra.
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  Don't play. With me just say fucking.
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  I just don't play with me on another day.
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  Only now juicy. You seem Brittany could describe
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  her for the people thick period. Oh don't don't slap him.
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  Nah. Get up.
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  You you got Wow. You said you said I almost a.
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  You missed that part. What happened to that thought
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  that he's doing that? My bad.
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  I love my thighs will trap your eyes and head oh.
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  So you ever gave a thigh job? I'm not against it though, but I
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  learned it today. OK, you will try it now I'm.
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  Trying now. You ever got your measurements?
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  No, I know. No, I don't.
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  I know my boob size. Hello.
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  No, it's look at me. Oh damn.
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  Today, today, today it's look like.
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  I'm drunk SO38D36D just. What you say 30?
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  6D What is going on here? While we go, what is going on?
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  Here. Nah, Nah.
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  So crazy. I heard her saying it while I
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  was saying it. We must be in the metaverse,
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  because Lucas never guessed this wrong.
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  We got to be in the most of universe.
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  Right now I don't know what's. Going on.
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  That's crazy. I have a squish.
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  Process. Really you want the cassell?
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  I'm not. Even that.
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  I hold you look. Juice.
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  What? What food?
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  What kind of thick food describer has like oatmeal.
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  That was a good. One now.
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  That's a good one, That cost of hitting.
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  It's a good one. Look, what what would you say,
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  Luke? Or what like?
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  I said it's with you too. I.
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  Know, I said. What?
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  I've been drinking cows. What kind of food?
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  Thick food you describe as. Thick food I don't know how to
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  go with, she said. Pound cake. # cake?
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  Yeah, I'm I'm. I was thinking ZD too.
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  Yeah, I was thinking ZD. To let you know, I'm Southern
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  back country cornbread college. Let's go.
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  You like corn beans, right? Juicy.
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  Yeah, I cook. I cook for in my building.
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  Yeah. Wait, what?
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  Wait, you cook for the building? I cook.
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  When you what? Better you.
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  Hey, I'll be cooking. I cook this morning.
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  I cook grits. I cook salmon coquette.
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  I like food. I ate homemade waffles.
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  I ate food. Oh, you want I'll make you a
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  place I'm a human. I'll make you a place I put you
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  to sleep. Too oh.
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  Really. I come in, everybody, Trey Songz
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  say. Look how we all get along, get
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  along. How's the trade, man, my man?
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  We don't forget about this question, all right?
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  Is oral on the first date more acceptable than sex on the first
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  date? Yeah, most definitely.
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  So you would. I mean, head turns me on.
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  Would you? You would give head Oh, what if
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  I get it? Yeah, OK, just whip it out.
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  Like if your Dick ain't worth the size.
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  If your Dick ain't worth the size of me giving head.
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  So why should I continue to fuck with you?
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  OK. Now, how's your how's your date
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  in life? It's it's toxic.
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  It's toxic. Is that a good thing?
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  Good. Toxic, bad.
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  It's a healthy. Toxic.
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  Healthy toxic. It's a healthy toxic, like it's
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  like it's long distance. That's how far are we talking
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  about, like how many states between?
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  I'm talking about, like, from here to South Carolina tickets,
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  OK? Nice.
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  If he wanted the pussy, he got to pay for the plane.
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  Ticket, right? Damn.
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  Pay for the plane Ticket and food.
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  How's What's your take on threesomes?
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  Do you want a story? Talk your shit Queen.
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  Want. A story.
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  Yeah, of course. Oh wait, fun fact though, so I
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  bought my nickname is Queen. It's Queen.
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  Yeah, my name is Queen. Yeah.
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  Yeah 'cause I'm that bitch. Like with my friends.
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  I'm that bitch. I'm going to ride it over you.
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  I'm going to stand for you. I'm going to, you know.
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  I like energy though. Thank you.
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  But you want a story about it? We love stories.
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  That's how we do stories. It's a threesome.
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  It was me and nine other friends and we were playing a game.
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  Yeah, so we were playing a game, me and nine other friends, and
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  it was like this stupid little phone games.
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  You know, like make a ice cube disappear in a random spot to
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  the person to your left and to your right.
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  You know, take something, put that person in the bathroom.
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  Ice cube disappear, Ice cube disappear and.
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  So yeah, so it was ten of us and it was a lot of ice cubes, a lot
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  of clothes was gone and. You know, I don't say it was a
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  orgy, but just know I wasn't fucking on nothing.
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  I. Sound like a orgy?
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  But I mean, everybody was fucking a sucking on me.
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  I'm the shortest. Like a secret orgy?
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  What? I'm the shortest.
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  I everybody. Everybody was sucking it fucking
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  on me. I left.
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  I left with hickeys in randomized places, like at the
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  end of the night. I was the shortest.
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  I looked up at the top and I kissed every all nine of them
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  bit down and kissed me. And I went home and I slept
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  great as fuck. Wow.
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  I don't know if that's an orgy, but it was.
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  It was ten of us. We had a good time.
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  It was drinks involved. I know a lot of ways to
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  disappear ice cube now. Any fetishes?
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  I don't, I don't think I say right now fetish.
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  I mean, I mean, if I'm having sex, I have to give you head
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  like I get turned on like that. With a woman and.
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  Well, woman, that's why you're friends with your.
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  Friend like I've never gave head to a girl.
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  I'm not a gift head to me. But I don't.
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  I'm not. I'm waiting, my friend.
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  I'm like, I'm not going to eat while sad man.
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  Like, I'm not. Like Lucas said, put an air
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  fryer like Lucas said. Like I'm not, but I mean like.
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  It's whatever now. When is the right time to make a
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  move? I want to come to sex.
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  I guess when you give me that look, you know what I mean?
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  It's like a feeling. It's a vibe.
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  Like if you give me that vibe and then you kind of getting
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  close. What's the look?
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  Like, you know, like. And I'm gonna keep.
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  It up? Oh, like.
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  Don't look at me. Look at that.
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  Look like the. Camera Look I'll.
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  Act on it. Like if I look at exactly and
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  then I'm just looking at you. Regular, I'm just prove.
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  It so I want something like. Yeah, you.
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  Know I want something, You know what I mean?
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  Like, give me that look like I'm like oh.
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  Shit, let me give that send me look.
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  Yeah, like. What look like?
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  Give me that look like you want to eat my panties off.
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  I don't wear panties like that like I wear panties.
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  Hey bougies. It's the bougie babe of the
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  Bougie Babe Podcast. So a little bit about my
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  podcast. I engage in uninhibited and
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  uncensored conversations in my episodes.
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  I fearlessly drive into everything under the sun.
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  If you're searching for an entertainment podcast that
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  doesn't hold back, explores topics others might shy away
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  from, and celebrates authenticity.
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  You found your new obsession. Come on, y'all, let's talk about
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  it. It's today, but usually tennis.
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  Why? Why?
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  Why? Like tennis.
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  I feel like whoever invented I'm disrespectful.
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  Like dead ass. Like, pennies are disrespectful.
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  Are you Are you a thong or a boy?
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  A boy shorts type of. Girl, I mean, I got my the cuff
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  of my ass. It's nice on some some boy you
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  know to see it. You see, Luke?
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  What I have on now, I think I just threw on some like I got on
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  some Cheetah panties like like cheeky.
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  I think I'm not cheeky right now.
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  You can see, like I've been working on that, You know, I've
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  been trying to get these thighs thicker, thicker, thicker,
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  thicker, thicker. Thicker who's who's trying to
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  set up, though. I just want my thighs thicker,
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  you know what I mean? Like.
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  What did I say? Juice.
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  Just what do you want? To say I'm just looking like
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  those look thick enough for me, I don't know how much.
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  More thick they they need to be thicker.
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  Like who's the who's the who's the twerker?
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  Yeah, yeah, group. Who's the twerker?
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  Yeah, me. Hey, what song you like?
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  Oh, I like Clapton. Thighs are.
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  Those just twerking tights. My twerking.
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  No, these are not my twerking tights.
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  I like this twerking like I wear, I wear.
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  I wear pom pom shorts. So you tell me, tell me you
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  still. Ain't.
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  No, I usually carry them and I'm gonna hold you.
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  Watch the tool out. Yeah, no, I have.
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  I have only. I have shorts.
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  They call every pair of pink shorts.
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  Pink are my favorite color. Pink nails, they're called poom
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  pom shorts. All my.
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  Shorts are shorts. Did they grab us again?
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  Like they're pink. They're nice.
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  Like this looks like a hold the tip, you know, like the hold the
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  tip and you got you got to, like you know this specific.
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  But how it's moving though? My time No.
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  Oh, oh, both. Like what?
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  My My my. Eyes, yes.
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  You know it get dangerous on bouncing biggity bouncing.
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  You got to engineer. It's an engineer hero.
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  I think the most dangerous, this guy I was in the club with my
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  dude, like, hey, my ex now, but I was dancing and I don't know
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  how it ended in a handstand on the wall and it got out of
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  control, like everything was out and he was like.
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  The police got behind me with the flashlight.
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  I was on the big screen. Wait.
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  What? And I like, like they were like,
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  you know, like the police call bounces.
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  Police saw the security security.
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  Security they they with the flashlight.
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  My ass was on the screen and oh, it was wild, he was.
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  Like pop it on the handstand. And I've won plenty of twerk
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  contest I'm. Not, hey, what?
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  I've I'll literally. Be out there, I'll get it behind
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  the scenes after this. I just, I don't have my.
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  I don't have. I mean, I probably can get a
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  little. Time.
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  Put your hardness. Believe in it.
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  That's all you. Ever, ever.
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  You ever stand in there and you make your thighs, like, jiggle,
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  and then you start making your ass jump.
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  Then you. Make no He never did that.
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  Yeah, yeah. You make your thighs jiggle to
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  make your ass cheek jump and then you get on the floor and
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  you start bending over and you get on your shoulders while your
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  head is on the ground and just make it turn.
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  In a circle? No, it's not that easy.
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  Yeah, you just go down the floor on your shoulders now it.
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  Takes some muscle effort, but it does, yeah, but it's really a
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  sport. OK, never have I ever.
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  Never Dick up, you said. Say it again.
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  Never have. Ever.
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  What? Ate that Dick up.
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  So I drink if I have right. You had to never have.
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  Ever. No.
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  Never have I. Ever.
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  Never. Ever.
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  Ever. Go ahead, Juice.
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  Never have I ever ate that Dick up.
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  We. Drank.
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  If we did. It was crazy, 'cause he was he
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  was fucking me and he was just like, oh, you can take it.
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  I was like, baby, you ain't going hard enough.
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  Wait, what? So, so you tell him you'd like
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  to get your Facebook? I do.
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  So they're saying they were in that camera.
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  I do fuck my face. I swallow.
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  I don't spit swallow my kids, I'm gonna say.
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  I'm gonna say wholeheartedly. I'm gonna swallow my kids, I'm
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  gonna swallow. I'm gonna take them babies home
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  for next round. Yeah.
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  That's that is 2 point O. How would your friends describe
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  you? Crazy.
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  Fun, Funny. Wild.
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  Loyal number. What?
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  I'm loyal. Loyal.
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  That's good. That's always good.
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  Just how would your friend describe you?
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  Unfriendly. No, scratch that.
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  How would you describe me and Luke?
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  Assholes. Oh.
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  Shit. Wow.
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  How would? She honest to?
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  Be honest, How would you describe all of us?
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  My first meeting? Last first impressions.
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  First meeting. Oh, Yep.
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  I can start with you. I thought she was like, oh, I
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  was like, she's cute. I love her hair.
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  The makeup, the lashes was given.
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  Lashes was given. I was like, Oh my gosh.
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  I was like, well, she think like me, I guess.
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  We're like carry here, think. Think thoughts like blahs.
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  I was like here in the club, I was happy.
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  So I was getting it. Here he is when I saw what's in
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  the. Henny, Luke.
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  Henny like when I saw him, I was like, well, he cool, calm to
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  like, yeah, I was like beard. Did you spit on that beard?
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  He has a beard that catch cum like you catch.
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  Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
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  Hold on. Wait, man.
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  Hold on, man. Let me drink the water.
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  Go. No.
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  You can't. You have a cum beard like you
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  like. Yeah, that's.
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  The first the come beer I. Never heard of that shot.
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  Whatever in my life. Oh, come catch her.
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  I'm not, yo. You give the juice.
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  Was sitting your beard like starting?
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  Come get the Wow. Look, that's wow.