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Dave in the morning 090726 · Dave in the morning show

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  Speaker 1: With each new day, it's harder to be Enthused about
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  Speaker 1: your oatmeal and cup of tea But here is a
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  Speaker 1: show that makes you want to Wake up and open
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  Speaker 1: your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Lucky Disney's Radio Guys Lucky.
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  Speaker 3: There's these guys who wake up before you do.
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  Speaker 4: Every day's another big surprise.
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  Speaker 2: Here's your morning guys.
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  Speaker 4: Dave's not here. All right. Well, good morning, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 4: It is Labor Day. This is like the last day
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  Speaker 4: of freedom here on the David Morning Show. Because back
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  Speaker 4: to the coal mine tomorrow morning. And while I'm talking
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  Speaker 4: about it, I got two of my favorite people out there.
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  Speaker 4: The third one, I don't like her that much. But
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about the one and only Henry Stevens.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, bud.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, hello there. Happy Labor Day to you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if Donna's going to jump on, so yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and to all of our viewers and listeners.
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  Speaker 4: There's Phil. Hey, buddy. Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning. Happy Labor Day. Happy Labor Day.
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  Speaker 6: What took you so long? I was waiting for hours.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Show didn't start until 7, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Are you in the wrong time zone?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. So anyhow, yeah, it's very, I think this,
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  Speaker 4: since I've been doing the show, this is the first
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  Speaker 4: Labor Day. That we actually get on. Usually we don't
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  Speaker 4: get on holidays.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. That's true. The other place we used to
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  Speaker 5: be at.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what? Yeah. My birdies are tweeting in
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  Speaker 4: my ear about the things going on over there. Yeah, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think I wouldn't find out? I find
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  Speaker 4: out everything, man. I know everything that's going on over there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I spent a lot of time this past
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  Speaker 5: weekend over there doing a couple of sporting events.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Wasted your life. No.
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  Speaker 5: No, I had some good times.
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  Speaker 4: You were bored to death, and you know you were.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you what, it was nice and cool
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  Speaker 5: in the place, I'll say that.
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  Speaker 4: But anyhow, that's a whole other show.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But today, we are here just, we're just kind of
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  Speaker 4: like hanging out at the old club, right? We're like
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  Speaker 4: the new and improved moose.
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  Speaker 6: Guess what?
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  Speaker 7: What? What?
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  Speaker 6: Today, we're celebrating the future. Get it?
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  Speaker 5: I'll catch it. All righty. And you waited hours to
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  Speaker 5: say that, too.
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  Speaker 4: He's been up all night. Yes. Poor guy. All right,
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  Speaker 4: let's go ahead and thank the people who make this
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  Speaker 4: thing possible here. I'm talking about the one and only G.E.S.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: G.E.S.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: G.E.S.
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  Speaker 6: G.E.S.
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  Speaker 5: How about G-A-R-D-N-E-R? You know what that spells?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Brian's out there. He woke up.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. Yeah, we'll probably get some new people out
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  Speaker 5: there today who don't have to go to work or school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Dave's doing the show still?
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  Speaker 5: That's right. Well, anyway, we want to thank Gardner.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I ran across somebody that told me that. They're like,
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  Speaker 4: we didn't know that you went digital, Dave.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did.
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  Speaker 5: Where have you been?
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  Speaker 4: And not only that, let me tell you something else there, Stevens, okay?
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  Speaker 4: We're getting a lot of attaboys for doing it. How
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  Speaker 4: about that? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. That's true. Anyway, let's start off with.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think that I'll actually be back a third time?
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  Speaker 6: Do you?
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 5: You've heard the expression, third time's a charm.
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  Speaker 4: Not in this world. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: You like to wear charms?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. I'll start wearing my charm bracelet in a minute.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: let's charm you with our sponsors or advertisers. Gardner Environmental Services.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, we are doing blower door testing.
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  Speaker 4: I changed my mind.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you are? Okay. I still have it on my card. Boy,
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad I didn't cross it off.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, well, the people who are now are still doing
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  Speaker 5: blower door testing.
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  Speaker 4: You know what blower door testing is, right?
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  Speaker 6: I know all about it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you refresh me and other members of the
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  Speaker 5: audience for a moment?
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  Speaker 4: So what I do is I go over to a house, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I bring Donna along with me.
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  Speaker 6: And you blow the door down.
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  Speaker 4: And so what I do, yeah, I just have her
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  Speaker 4: huff and puff.
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  Speaker 5: And you also get rid of the big bad wolf.
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  Speaker 5: The big bad wolf out there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway. Gardner Environmental Services.
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  Speaker 4: And, of course, you know I went through all the
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  Speaker 4: schooling now, so I am actually licensed in Wisconsin and Illinois.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Boy, you had sub week last week.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, man.
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  Speaker 5: And the week before that, too.
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  Speaker 7: Yes. Busy, busy, busy.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you all about it, though, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to know.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, but let me tell you all about Gardner Environmental Services.
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  Speaker 4: If I may. Who wants to talk to them? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute. That is me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, look who joined us.
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  Speaker 8: Donna.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Good.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Donna.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: And they're all checking in with Donna.
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  Speaker 5: And happy Labor Day to you.
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  Speaker 4: There's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You too.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, Gardner Environmental Services is located in Harvard, Illinois. And
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  Speaker 5: you can find more information available at wetestyourair.com and 888-715-3800.
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  Speaker 5: And they're still doing that blower door testing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. You know what it is? Remember I told you
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  Speaker 4: I got like $ 10, 000 out in the equipment. And so
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  Speaker 4: I was going to get rid of it, and then
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden I got a builder that called
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  Speaker 4: me that wants me to do all of his new houses.
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  Speaker 5: All right. So no thing about getting rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: I'll sit down in the doorway and see if it passes.
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  Speaker 4: Huff and puff.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Anything's better than what I used to do. She used
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  Speaker 4: to clean carpets like on third floor apartments. She'd huff
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  Speaker 4: that thing up the stairs with her sister.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: With our sister. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I did most of the work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would say probably 99.7%.
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  Speaker 5: And we also want to thank.
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  Speaker 1: Come to think about it, I'm looking for a part-time job.
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  Speaker 1: You got one?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Fill out the application there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Where do I go online?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find it. I'll tell you later.
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  Speaker 1: At hardknocks.com?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I need a carpet cleaner.
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Well, how about a sign maker?
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  Speaker 4: That is the... Go ahead, Henry. All right.
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  Speaker 5: All righty. Let's thank another advertiser of the Day with
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  Speaker 5: the Morning Show. Sign Crafters.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Here's your sign. Come on with it.
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  Speaker 6: Here's your sign.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: I sound like I'm at a chain smokers convention.
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  Speaker 5: We'll let you two duke it out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I smoke chains.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you do?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're hard to light, but once you get them going,
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  Speaker 4: look out.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, the aforementioned, why don't you bring the
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  Speaker 5: sign crafters back, please? We're not done with them yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: thank you. Sign crafters, by the way, no, bring it back.
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  Speaker 5: I'm getting dizzy.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Sign crafters. Now, seeing the four, I have a thing
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  Speaker 5: called Multiview. Oh, really? Which is part of Comcast Xfinity.
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  Speaker 5: So you can watch me twice? Well, no. You get
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  Speaker 5: to pick four pictures, you know, four events. At the
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  Speaker 5: same time? Yeah, at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, yes. I wouldn't doubt anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's good watching all the games going on.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the fourth one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. Would you say that we can have as
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  Speaker 5: many as ten? That's what the net got.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the rumor.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just anxious to see that.
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  Speaker 4: I brought in Jennifer. Actually, I should have got a
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  Speaker 4: hold of her and see if she wanted to get
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  Speaker 4: on this morning because I want to see how that
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  Speaker 4: puppy is probably already getting big. That little shepherd she's got,
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  Speaker 4: the little cutie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to see how much smaller we get
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  Speaker 5: if you bring someone else in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we all shrink a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, by the way, Sign Crafters is in Hebron, Illinois.
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  Speaker 5: And more information is available on Facebook, SignCraftersEnterprise.com, and 815-648-4484.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, advertisers.
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  Speaker 4: We had to emphasize that.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. Advertisers who sponsor the show.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know a question. Phil, maybe you can
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  Speaker 4: help me out. Why, Henry, aren't you telling me anything
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  Speaker 4: about the radio station? Why do I have to find
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  Speaker 4: it out from other people?
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: No, answer the question. Phil would tell me.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to keep his J-O-B. Good job. Actually, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to– Whatever he wants to call it.
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  Speaker 5: There were things I was going to say, but you
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  Speaker 5: cut me off last Friday. That's right.
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  Speaker 7: OMG.
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  Speaker 5: All right. Anyway, but that was– you're finding out things.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I have to find out from people that's
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  Speaker 4: not even affiliated with the station. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Then you know you're parking up a wrong street.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Phil, all I can say, you did the right thing, man.
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  Speaker 4: Come on over and hang out with Dave, buddy. All right.
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  Speaker 4: How's our weather looking for this beautiful holiday?
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  Speaker 6: Well, here in downtown Harvard, Illinois at 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven.
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  Speaker 4: 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think they closed a lot of the 7-Elevens, haven't they?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, even the one over in Crystal Lake, it went
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  Speaker 6: under quickly.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Aren't they famous for their Slurpees?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Not no more.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: They're not there.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I know the one in Round Lake is gone, too.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 6: That's weird. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: One by one.
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  Speaker 6: Currently in downtown Harvard, Illinois.
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  Speaker 6: Around town.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We have 61 degrees. And as far as the nation goes, well,
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  Speaker 6: we have some typical late summer weather.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Hot in the south, cooler in the north.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We're having a cool down now.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We don't have the heat anymore for at least a
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  Speaker 6: few days, maybe a little longer. Well, and there's a
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  Speaker 6: little bit of rain out west and a little bit
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  Speaker 6: of sun.
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  Speaker 5: In the east.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. And then here in downtown Harvard, Illinois, we have
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  Speaker 6: a dew point of 58, maybe 88% kind of high,
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  Speaker 6: and a little tiny breeze, one mile an hour out
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  Speaker 6: of the west northwest.
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  Speaker 4: Had to put extra glue under the paint to pay today, huh?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then the sunset today will be even earlier at 7... 18. Well,
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  Speaker 6: the days are getting shorter.
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  Speaker 3: Beware.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty soon. Anyways, today will be mostly sunny skies with
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  Speaker 6: a high of 81. Nice comfy degrees. And down to 59.
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  Speaker 6: Nice sleeping weather. Nice and cool. Oh, yeah. You can
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  Speaker 6: throw a blanket on it if you get cool. Extra cool.
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  Speaker 6: No rain in sight. We got sunshiny skies. A few
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  Speaker 6: scattered clouds here and there. And a high of 81
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  Speaker 6: with winds out of the east-northwest, east-southeast, I mean, at
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  Speaker 6: 5 to 10 miles an hour. This evening, cloudy skies,
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  Speaker 6: low 59, well, 59, with southeast winds around 5 to
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  Speaker 6: 10 miles an hour. So that means some of the
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  Speaker 6: warmth will come back. On your Tuesday... The beat goes on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We have partly cloudy skies and a little bit warmer,
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  Speaker 6: 86 degrees.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: With no chance of rain and a low of 69.
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  Speaker 6: So there's your forecast from Phil the Weather Guy. Phil
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  Speaker 6: the Weather Guy.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say only here on the Day
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning Show, but Judas Iscariot over there, he
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  Speaker 4: brings you in on Saturdays.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't force him to come in. He wants
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  Speaker 5: to come in. I don't force anybody.
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  Speaker 4: You know what it is? I figured it out. The
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  Speaker 4: sickness is real.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But that's all right. You are so dead, Henry, when
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  Speaker 4: I see you.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 5: What I do now. What I didn't do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. You are so dead, man. Yeah, I expect
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  Speaker 4: you to be my eyes and ears over there, and
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  Speaker 4: you don't do nothing. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to be J-O-B.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you've been kind of busy, so I didn't have
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  Speaker 5: time to tell you what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: I knew everything, man.
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  Speaker 5: You know everything. All right.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what's open and closed today for Labor Day?
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  Speaker 1: No, but you're going to tell us.
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  Speaker 4: And now, ladies and gentlemen, here he is with a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of news that you really can't use. Henry Stevens.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. Cubs reporter.
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  Speaker 4: They're just playing all those newspapers. Yeah. Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: He still collects them. That's right.
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  Speaker 5: And anyway, I do have some news at 715 Central
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  Speaker 5: Time on this Monday, September 7th, Labor Day, 2026. And
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  Speaker 5: of course, this is the latest.
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  Speaker 4: I got to work today, by the way.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, on Labor Day?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it'll be a good day to work. Labor Day.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this is a day.
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  Speaker 4: I got to tell you, I'm so greedy, man. Christmas Eve,
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  Speaker 4: I'll work.
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  Speaker 6: Well, at least you got the nights off because it's
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  Speaker 6: Labor Day.
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  Speaker 4: See? Now you know why Phil's on here.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty soon there'll be a Labor Night holiday. Anyway, by
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  Speaker 5: the way, speaking of Labor Day, later on in the show.
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  Speaker 4: I think I might come back to the station. I
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  Speaker 4: might just come back to, you know where.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, just going to haunt them?
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm coming back to get rid of a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of people. And, you know, first of all, you know
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  Speaker 4: what they do when they bring in management? They get
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  Speaker 4: rid of some people, you know? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Don't look at me. That's all right.
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  Speaker 5: And also, people have been there a long time, too.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the ones that they get, is the ones.
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  Speaker 7: The long-timers.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, the thing is, is that there's nothing
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  Speaker 4: guaranteed in life. Right, Henry? Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 7: Right, Henry?
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  Speaker 4: When Dave shows back up, right, Henry? Henry Stevens? Former
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  Speaker 4: host of the Weekend Variety Show and the Best of Broadway?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, you probably want those people.
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  Speaker 4: Look me in the eyes and say it, man. Look
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  Speaker 4: me in the eyes. Tell me you didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: You would want those people because they have the experience.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: That don't matter. That don't matter. Believe me, in companies,
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  Speaker 1: it don't matter.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Donna.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Donna.
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  Speaker 4: You want to meet the new program director?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, hi.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, sir.
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, Phil. Good to meet you. And the first order
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: of business is termination.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: That program goes that way, and that program goes that way.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: First thing you have to do is get rid of
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: those newspapers.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: All right. Newspapers, they're gone.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, speaking of news.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Got to turn you down.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: All right, speaking of the news, let me tell you what's.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Open and closed. I get all over him about that, though.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, nothing changes, Henry. I love watching you sweat. Okay.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Especially on a hot day.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Especially on a hot night. Okay.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: No, you got to be careful with those hot nights.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: You get a lot of trouble.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Okay. So what's closed?
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Okay. So what's open and what's closed?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Well, we're open.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're open for business. And a lot of retail
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: and home improvement stores like Walmart, Target, Lowe's, and the
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Home Depot. Are open. Now, they say some places, Menards,
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: they say some places might have different holiday hours.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I gave my guys all the day off with pay.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: They have holiday specials.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Now, most grocery stores, including Trader Joe's, Publix, and Kroger,
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: operate normally. In our area, they have Jewel, Jewel Osco.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: They'll all be open.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: They're always open.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's off the almighty dollar.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: That's me.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: But some, but they'll operate normally, but some, like Aldi
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: or Sam's Clubs, may close early.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: What?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: So I guess you'd have to check your local store. Oh, yeah. Donna,
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: is there a Piggly Wiggly around here, too?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Not anymore.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Not no more.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, that closed? Oh, that's right. You used to work
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: at one.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Piggly Wiggly.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: In Antioch.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Okay. Oh, and that closed.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: So now they're in Zion. Well, he had both stores,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: one in Antioch and the one in Zion. He closed
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the one in Antioch, and he still got Zion open, though.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Now, by the way, too, Henry, that little T's barbecue
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: here in Harvard, the new barbecue place, open until 3 today,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: from 11 to 3.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. They got Mr.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: T's.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: That's right. That's a nice tease for letting us know
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they put their sign up now. They're getting fancy
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: over there.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, very nice. Yeah, that's the one on Air Street. Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I've been there. Okay.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Now, there's a guy that lives in Harvard here that
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: has a multicolored van, and he pulls the smoker behind him,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: and he goes over to different parts of town here.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: So you got to try. I haven't tried him yet,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: but I'm going to give him a try. I see
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Rick's out there.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Hey, buddy.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: You got to grab him when he's out there, right?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: But I don't know. I got a feeling that his
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: is going to be rocking. Do you like my mom
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: and him?
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Well, as it turns out, I'm glad you asked. Actually,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going to one today.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got invited yesterday. My brother Marshall called up,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: and he said, oh, his daughter Debbie and his son-in-law
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Curtis are having one in Johnsburg.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: So do you ask what the menu is? Do you
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: make the choice when you're going, or are you doing both?
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: No, all I want to know is what time is it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: I'll be there.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: So anyway, so I'm going over there. It's going to
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: be a nice day. I hope it's a great day
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: for barbecues.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Phil said yes. Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a family thing. You have to be part
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: of the family.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Why don't you invite us over?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Man? Okay.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Anyway, it's in Johnsburg, so it's a nice ride.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: I'm going over to.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: What is the address?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: It escapes me at the moment. What are you doing, Phil?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I'm going over to, well, actually, Manchester Park to shop
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: and See my friend Tony and my brother Clint.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: And you're going to a barbecue too?
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: No, we're going to.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: If they got one. Yeah, if they got one, it'll
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: be there.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: All over.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Then we'll go to Taco John's.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Yummy, yummy.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Yum.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you usually do that on Taco Tuesday.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: He does.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: That's tomorrow, Tuesday.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: That's right. You go today and tomorrow. Okay. Anyway.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: All right. Anyway.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Today.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: And Dave and Donna, are you having barbecues? Are you
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: doing anything special?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about, I am thinking about, now it depends
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: on Jordan and the little kitties.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Because if they're going down, yeah, Mason's like six foot eight.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: But anyhow, if they go down to the hospital today,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: then G and I are just going to go out
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: and stop at a barbecue place. If they're here, we might,
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: and I do say if, we might grill out. We'll see.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: And don't you have a work thing to do today, too?
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Don't forget that. And Donna, what's on your plate today?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: She likes that. They don't bite me out.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Well, this is kind of rare going for a Labor Day.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: I haven't been on a Labor Day barbecue in a
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: long time. Take Donna with you.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: She don't have any friends.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I don't.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody want to be out here.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody want to be around me.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: By the way, let me tell you what.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Look at his face. Do I care?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Okay. Hey, I would think they would be.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: They don't realize they're missing out on a lot.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: If you cook, if you bring some stuff, I'm in.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Now, a lot of restaurants, most restaurants, movie theaters and
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: cafes remain open for the holiday.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Big money.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: And a lot of banks are closed today. All standard banks.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Credit unions, the U.S. bond market, the stock exchanges, New
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: York Stock Exchange and NASDAQ are closed. Now, ATMs and
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: online banking remains accessible.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: You said the post offices are closed today?
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the post offices are closed. Federal, state, and local
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: government offices, courts, public schools, and libraries are closed. And
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: no U.S. mail delivery.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: So I picked a good day to take off and work.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Now I'm not going to get my welfare check.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: It comes in the mail.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Not mine.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: No, mine becomes... deposit into my checking account. Direct deposit,
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: that's it. By the way, Costco warehouses are closed for
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: the holiday. Oh, okay. They can afford it. Speaking of
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Labor Day, I mentioned to you on Friday, but later
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: in the show, if we have time, I have a
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Labor Day trivia for you. From AARP.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: ARP?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, ARP. It's only 11 questions. I want to see
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: how you know your Labor Day.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: That's long.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Well, take the quiz. Maybe I'll help you out.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I know the answers.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Let me move this show on a little bit, Henry, okay?
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: So Donna, being Labor Day, and if anybody really did
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: invite you to a barbecue and they said, Donna, bring
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: us something in. Bring us one of your favorite meals
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: one of your favorite either it could be either a
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: side or it could be uh or it could be
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: just one of your things you know something that you
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: that you would just really really make a uh make
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: a special a very special uh labor day recipe all right.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Well then three i i would do nothing but potato.
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: Salad Oh, Dave just, Dave's checking. I think, I think
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: he's on, I think he's on a honeymoon.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: That's what I, he says.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Good morning from Ludington, Michigan. Yeah. Where's that? Where's that located?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: In Michigan.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Well, is it near Detroit? Grand Rapids?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he's on a little vacay, man. But
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: even on vacation, people listen to the Dave in the
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Morning show. Especially if their name is Dave, like mine.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What you got, Donna?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have a recipe for you today, but answering
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: your question, I would just make potato salad and be
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: done with it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: All right, Henry, back to you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Do you know what my favorite Do you know what my.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Favorite potato salad is? I gave her a chance to
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: really show. I just bring some potato salad. And you
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: know what she does?
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: She buys a moldy.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: And adds a little onion until it says homemade.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Anyway, speaking of potato salad, I have a little potato
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: salad trivia for you. What is Henry's favorite potato salad?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: German.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: No.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Irish.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Amish.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Amish.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Amish.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: Mustard.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: You're getting close.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Whatever. I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Actually, it's deviled egg.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Really? Yes.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: There's eggs in them.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Well, no.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: There's this particular potato salad. Well, I'll tell you the brand.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: It's Reesers. I went to– at Jules Osco. They have
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: these Reesers brand. And for the longest time, I was
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: trying the original one. And they were out of it
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: one day. And they had a few of the deviled eggs.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Does anybody want to get on and hang out with
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: us today? Should I open it up for somebody to
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: come in and hang out with us for a couple minutes?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I want to bring someone in. I want to see
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: how much smaller we get.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Well, we get smaller.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Anyway, let me finish what I was going to do.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: No, because you did not do what I wanted you
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I told you potatoes out.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: What do you want?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Someone's in the kitchen, I know.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: But you don't want to do it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I have something already.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: All right. Hold on, Henry.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You know, I did work over the weekend getting my
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: stuff together.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Me too. Me too. I didn't do anything. I just
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: showed up.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Early this morning.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Me too.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: I did too.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I got some good did you know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: You ready, Henry?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You ready?
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I guess so. Go ahead.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Well, you're going to be ready anyway. You're going to
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: do it. Do it, do it. Did you know? Where
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you guys at?
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: We're here.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Did you know you can't hum while holding your nose closed?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and try it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I knew one would do it. Look at these guys.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I ain't doing it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I knew I could get you to do it. Oh,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: my God. I like myself.
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Flamingos are naturally white.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: You guys are so gullible. Seriously. So sick.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Dave wasn't about to do it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, grown men holding their nose and trying to hum.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: That's what you get on the Dave in the Morning show. Embarrassed.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And you get people laughing too.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Chokes me up.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Anyway, flamingos are naturally white.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: Did you know that? No.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Do you know why they turn pink?
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Somebody spray painted them.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: You don't have a clue?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Because they eat shrimp.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it actually turns them pink.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Really.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I eat shrimp. I don't turn pink.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do. You just didn't notice it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: No, are you sure? Are you sure?
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: All right. Your brain is 73% water.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I've heard something like that. Yes, I thought it was
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: like 90%.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: No, it's 73% water. I'm 73% coffee.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Well, if it's 90%, we'd all be floating.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Anyway, the Eiffel Tower can grow six inches taller in
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the summer.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Whoa. Okay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know why?
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Because of the heat.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: It expands.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: That was not fair because the weather guy would already
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: know that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: He knew that. He jumped in right away and got it. Anyway.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Now this one you're going to be really shocked about.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You know wombats? You know what wombats are, right?
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Some little animals. Do you know that they poop, that
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: their poop is cube squares? They look like squares.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: What's it got to do with the show?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I just thought I'd let you know what their poop
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: looks like. That's TMI.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: TMI. Hey, we.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Had a lot of Dave's TMI the other day.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: No, I was running, man. Literally.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: You were?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: People thought it was a bit.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: It wasn't.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It was a bit of too many head slacks.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I learned a lesson, though. Four is way too many.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You think?
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, I know.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Were you feeling desperate at the time? you took four?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I was going across the floor like on my tail,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: getting over to the bathroom.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Anyway, there is enough gold in the Earth's core to
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: coat the entire surface.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Enough gold. Oh, yeah. Wow. Yep. You lose, Dave. Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: This is for all of you guys. You lose 30,000
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: skin cells every minute.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Pretty much. It's like they call it damage.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And you're wondering why your skin's getting thin.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Did you know that a cockroach can live nine days
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: without its head?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Now I do.
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: The things you learned.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Seriously.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Think about it. They lived through the dinosaur ages and stuff,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: and they're still here.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Dinosaurs ate them, too.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, they could live without their head for nine days.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Dolphins.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Dolphins have names, and they call each other by them.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Did you know that one?
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Foofer?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Foofer and Foofy.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: That was some show.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: That was some show.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: A dolphin is actually a mammal.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you there, Mr. Wizard.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Anyway, in Switzerland, you can't flush your toilet after 10 p.m.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Listen, in Switzerland, you cannot flush.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Your toilet after 10 p.m. in the apartments. What's the reason?
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: It's I guess it makes noise.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe their toilets are noisy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I was making some noise the.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Other day, to be honest with you.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: In Japan, it's illegal to be obese. Did you know that?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: It's illegal to be obese?
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: In Japan, companies must measure employees' waistlines.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yep, that's in Japan.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Well, they couldn't do that in the United States.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: No, we're all obese here. Anyway, we're all beast here. Anyway,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: in Thailand, it is illegal to step on money. You
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: know why?
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid to ask.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Because the king is on it. I guess his face
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: is all over the money, so you can't step on it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Last but not least, aren't you happy?
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: In Italy, you could be fined for wearing high heels
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: in historic sites. So don't wear your high heels when
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you go to Italy and you're going into the historic,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you know, the historical site.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I had to give it up, yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. It's not good because you get fined for it. Anyway,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: back to you, Dave. That's all I got for today.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: All righty. Well, it is 7.33 here on the Labor
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Day special edition of the Dave in the Morning Show. Yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: we got up and we did it. Now, I'm making
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: an offer out there. If I know you and I
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: like you, which is not too many people, I'll let
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: you get on with us on video. If you let
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: me know, just get into the comments and say, yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I want to be on the show with you, Dave.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: And I might, and I said this very loosely, I
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: might let you be on with us.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: The Rock.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: HarvardRocks.com. Your music redefined.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Here's a little Toby.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Good song.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Silly me, silly me, ay.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Referring back to my old ways.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Them got to be in control days. Jump for a play.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Yo, I'm headed up the doorway. But I want your way, Yahweh.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: From dirt roads to highways. You're showing me a beautiful
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: view from this backseat.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Where there's lots of room.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: And I never would have seen it if I wasn't
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: rolling with you. I don't want to be no backseat.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: No backseat driver. I don't want to navigate.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Don't want to, uh, uh.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Won't you take it over?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to ever doubt you. I'm lost without you, love.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be no backseat. No backseat driver.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: You got the wheel. Take me where you want to go.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: My heart is yours.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Yours no matter.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Where we roll. Been backseat my whole life.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Now I turn 16, so it's time to drive.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Buckle up.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: True behind the wheel.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Got my iphone bumping like gps locked and the map
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: was set thought i had it all right till the
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: road went left spinning out of control in this coupe
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: de ville now i'm sitting shotgun jesus take the wheel.
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: I don't want to be no backseat.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: No backseat driver.
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: I don't want to navigate.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Won't you take it over?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I don't want to ever doubt you. I'm lost without you, Lord.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be no backseat. No backseat driver.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: I put my trust in you, put my trust in you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: It's a little bit overdue, but I'm putting my trust
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: in you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I put my trust in you, put my trust in you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit overdue, but I'm putting my trust
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: in you. Putting my trust in you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm putting my trust in you. It's a little bit overdue,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: but I'm putting.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: My trust in you.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: We'll be right back.
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: I don't want to be no backseat driver. Here's a
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: little mercy me, oh death.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: You said my fate was sealed.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: You said my days were numbered. Case closed with no appeal.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: My future six feet under. Messing with my head in
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: ghost fashion.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: My heart was holding its breath.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Terrified of taking my last one.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, death, you scared me to death.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Whoa, you ain't my king, oh.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: Whoa, where did your sting go, death?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: I will not.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: Be afraid In the end you will lose I will
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: dance on your grave With the one who buried.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: You You ain't nothing.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: But a stone That my savior rolled.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Away Set you straight and set me free Oh, death,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: you are.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Dead to me.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Oh, damn, you are dead to me My faith don't flinch,
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: it's all right. Devil gonna get.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Off of my shoulder.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: You thought you had the last laugh.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: You thought this song was over.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: You ain't my.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: King, though.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, in your single.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Dance, I will not be afraid.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: In the end, you will lose. I will dance on
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: your grave with the one who.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: You ain't nothing but a stone that my Savior rolled away.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Set you straight and set me free.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: You are dead to me.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: You are dead to me. Though I walk through the
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: valley of the shadow of you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I know I'm just passing through.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: So I'll walk through the valley of the.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Shadow of you.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I know I'm just passing by.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I will not be afraid.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: In the end you will lose.
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: I will dance on your.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Grave with the one who Thank you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: In the end you will lose.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: I will dance on your grave with no one to
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: bury you.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: You ain't nothing but.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: A stone that my Savior rolled away.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Since you stayed and.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Set me free, oh dear, you are.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: Dead to me.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll walk through the valley of the shadows.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Yep, that's Mercy Me right here on the Dave in
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: the Morning Show. Oh, it just played again. Nah, I'm
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: just kidding. I messed up here. Hold on a second.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: That's a good song, though. You got to admit it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: It's so nice, you want to play it twice.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: You know what the thing is, is that there's a
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: story behind that. If you get a chance, look it up.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Because evidently one of the, I think it's father-in-law, had
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: got sick and had passed away. And so in the video,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: they got actually a portrait of the father-in-law up on
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: top of these guys and like over a fireplace and
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: singing along with them. I thought it was cool. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: it was heavy, man. Very cool. It is 7.41 there, Mr. Stevens.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: What do you got for me there, buddy? Because you
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: know what? It's time for now. Yes, the next segment
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: of the Henry Stevens as the Beef right here on
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: the Dave in the Morning Show. Okay.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Yes. Before we get to our Labor Day trivia for today,
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I want to give a shout-out to Chicago Cubs.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Donna, you're a Cubs fan, right?
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh. All right.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Well... Just a reminder, you know, last week they were
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: playing the Brewers. And we were hoping they played four games.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: And we were hoping they would win three out of
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: the four. Well, they actually split the series. So they
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: won two and lost two. Not too bad. But they
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: have a chance to redeem themselves this week when they
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: open up a three-game series playing the Milwaukee Brewers in
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Milwaukee this afternoon. And apparently on this Labor Day... September 7th,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: the Cubs are still in second place in the Central
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Division of the National League, and they are seven games out.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: They don't have two more games left. I think they
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: got like 19.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. It goes through basically the end of
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: the month. So if they don't win the division, they'll
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: definitely have a great chance to make the wild card,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: you know, wild card playoffs. So the Cubs are seven
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: games out. And who would have thought, all you White
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Sox fans out there, that on Labor Day that the
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: White Sox would be in first place in the Central
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Division of the American League, and they're leading by two
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: and a half games over the Cleveland Guardians. I started
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: to say the Cleveland Indians, but, you know, they changed
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: the name a few years ago.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, too, at Wrigley this weekend, they had
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a first-ever volleyball game at Wrigley.
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: Actually, that's it.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Truth be told, actually, I was watching part of that
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: last night.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Really, Henry?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on my multi-view. Besides that, I was watching tennis,
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: a college football game, and a baseball game.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: You've got issues, man. That's right.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Anyway, are you ready for some Labor Day trivia?
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: I will, but before we do that, I need to
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: get a weather update from Phil. Oh, yeah. Got to
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: know what's going on out there, man. This is important.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Let's get that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: Latest stats here. Come on, load. It's loading. There we go.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Currently in downtown Harbor, Illinois, and around town, we have
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: 64 degrees here at this, wow, 744.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Well, tight line, Henry.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: We'll get it done.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: The dew point 60 and the humidity still up there
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: at 87% with a west-northwest wind at 2 miles an hour. Today,
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: the mostly sunny and high of 81. Still a little
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: bit of summertime left.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: And no precipitation at all. And a low of 59.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: We have bright sunshiny skies with a few wispy clouds.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: High of 81 with southeast winds at 5 to.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: 10 miles an hour.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Hardly cloudy tonight. Low around 59 with southeast winds 5
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: to 10 miles an hour. And back to work day
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: on Tuesday. Hardly cloudy skies and a high of 86
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: with no rain in sight. And a low of 69.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: So that'll be nice and comfy. Back to you, Dave.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you, buddy. You know, I just noticed on that
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: picture there that you're holding a WHIW 101.3 FM microphone.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: We stole that. Remember, when I left, that microphone was
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: in my house. And now Phil's got it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: And, Henry, like I said, Stevens, you have now went
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: to number one on my hit list. Really.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't do anything.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: That's the problem. Yeah. But they love you. They love
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: you for being quiet. Yes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: But I had other people tell me everything. Okay.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Well, if you recall.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: They can't wait to tell me about all the things
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: that's going on at the radio station.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: You had a busy week last week.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was talking to everybody about you.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: All right. Can I ask you a couple of questions?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Do you really enjoy doing the Best of Broadway?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Sure he does.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Do you really enjoy doing the Weekend Variety Show?
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Is there a method to your madness? What are you
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: getting at? Do I really enjoy it?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Why are you squirming? Why are you squirming?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: I really enjoy telling you about this Labor Day trivia quiz.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: He's going to run. This boy knows how to dance.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: He's been in radio long enough. He knows how to
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: do segues. I know how to do segues. So you're
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: not going to answer me then? Well, maybe we'll do
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: this off air. Let's not talk about it. It's too late.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: It's too late, Henry. I already know. I know everything.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: It's not like you told me. No, he doesn't tell
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: me nothing. I have to find out from somebody that's
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: not even in the station. How can a stranger? Well,
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: that's the question I have. Why didn't you tell me?
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Anyway, can I do my bit, please? Because I'm looking
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: at that clock.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: We might as well. You're going to have plenty of
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: time over.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Here pretty soon. It's winding down. My barbecue is waiting.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, you are having a barbecue. No, I'm not.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: It's still waiting.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for someone to invite me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Now, could you have barbecues at your place?
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm in the hallway.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Not in my apartment.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Well, you don't want the fire department to come.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I do have a really nice indoor grill.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Hey, Phil. You see, I give him plenty of time,
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: but he does everything but what he said he's going
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: to do. All right.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: And then he runs out of time. He's like, oh,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I can do it in two minutes.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm waiting for my music. Why don't you bring
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: my music back, my little theme?
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: And now he's back temporarily on the Dave in the
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Morning Show. Here's Henry.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: The way you're talking about things, I don't know how
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: much time I have. Well.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Probably about 12 minutes.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Okay. Here we go.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: All righty.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Well, I was doing a little perusing over the weekend.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not even going to give you anything. I'm
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: not doing anything for you. That's it. You do it yourself.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: It's all yours here.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be the star of the show.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Me and Phil and Donna are going to just sit
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: back and talk.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't want to be the star?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: No, I'm a team player.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Bring back the team. Thank you. Okay. All right. Let's
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: see how much.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: You know, when I zoom in on him, he squirms.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: You ever see it? It reminds me of an earthworm
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: on the hook.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't put my makeup on. Anyway, can I do
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: this tribute?
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I'm waiting for you, bro.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. Now, this is multiple choice, and
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: this is courtesy of AARP.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Anybody a member besides me?
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: None of you are a member? Okay.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute. Dave, you're not even a member either?
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: You are a member.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I get free membership. Somebody pays for mine.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Well, you are a member then. Okay.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Well, I just free, I get a free card.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: And I can't believe they.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: It's, you can still pay for yours.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do. But, but I pay, I get special
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: discounts and you pay like for five years.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Can't be for, can't be for five.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: That's not bad. I get mine free.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: All right. So you are a member then.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Okay. Only because they give it to me free.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: And they get these magazines, and they have a lot
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: of discounts. Now, I don't work for the AARP, but
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: if you're– when you.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Turn 50– We're in the sales department.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Now. You can get that. Okay, here's question number one
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: of a multiple-choice trivia quiz.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Has Mike been around lately, or is he still out
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: there babysitting?
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I haven't seen him around. Actually, he
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: just turned 50 in June. I know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: And he looks it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: And I don't think he's getting his card.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I think his beard is out to his knee right now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: And Phil and Donna, you don't have AARP memberships? Okay,
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not wasting my money. I did do it before,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and it's like nowhere Harley takes it, so why bother?
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Hold on.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Why did you say that?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Well, they do have. discounts, but it's only at a
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: few stores.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: No, where's your potato salad at?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: So why pay the money?
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Donna in the kitchen.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: So why pay the money?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: No, but they also have other tips.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: No, they don't.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: It's a waste of money. It's a waste of money.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Well, there goes that sponsorship. Okay, that's right.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I kind of disagree with you.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: You're not on the FM. We don't do sponsorships.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Where do you use yours at?
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Well, Outback. I think they all have Outback.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: No.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: No.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: The only place I've ever known that does it is
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: that little breakfast place. What do you call it? Denny's.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: That's about it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Do you ever see all the freaks that hang out
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: there at night? All the people with purple hair and
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: stuff show up?
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they also have these magazines that come out
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: and tips about saving money when you get older and
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: things like that.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Well, that's all.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You get those for free. Why are you going to
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: pay for it?
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Harry. No, that's part of the membership.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I get them in the mail. I'm not a member.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe they still think you are a member.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Anyway, here we go. Let's go. In what year did
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Labor Day become a federal holiday? Now, the choices are 1891, 92, 93,
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: or 94. Anybody care to guess? 94. 94, okay.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: 1894, okay. Because all I can do is click on it.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Where's my applause.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: At?
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: You said three, bro.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: You said three.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on a second. Hold on. This is going
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: to require an instant replay. Henry, bring it up again.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Okay. In what year did Labor Day become a federal holiday?
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: 1891? 93.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: We're wrong.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: It's 1894. I hate you.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I hate you. And Sue will be out the door.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Maybe sooner than you think.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: There, Stevens.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: When did the first Labor Day parade of the nation
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: take place?
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: 1882?
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: 1888?
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: 1894?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Hey, Phil, you ever see a DJ get kicked out
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: of a station?
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: 94. 1894?
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Phil, what do you say? 1898.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: No, that wasn't the choice.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: It was 1898. Hey, Henry, you know when you're in trouble?
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: When you show up and I change the code.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Yes. Dave, what do you think?
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: It's all done for you, buddy. Don't tell Dave nothing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Keep quiet. Go ahead.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Happy trails to you. You better be glad that I
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: like you, man. That's all I can tell you. But
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: it's starting to erode quickly.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, you said 1894, Donna?
• 52:05
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're wrong. Actually, it was 1882.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Why do you fall for that? Why do you fall
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: for him?
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Okay. While the first holiday wasn't created until 12 years later,
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: the first Labor Day parade happened September 5th, 1882 in
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: New York. 10,000 people took unpaid time off.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I wasn't around, so whatever.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I think she was.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Question number three. In May of 1894, employees of the
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Pullman Palace car company, most of whom were African-American... went
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: on strike to protect long hours of low wages. Just
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: over a month later, the federal government sent soldiers to
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: break the strike. In what city did the confrontation between
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: workers and soldiers take place? Was it in Boston, Chicago, Tulsa, Oklahoma,
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: or San Francisco, California?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Boston.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: Colorado.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Dave, what do you say?
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: Bye. Bill, you're right.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: It was Chicago. Why?
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: According to the Emily Post Institute, is it okay to
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: wear white clothing after Labor Day? Yes or no? Yes. Okay,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: you take that off. The show's not on now.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, more ways than one, bro. Yes, yes.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: White can be worn 365 days a year, according to
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: the Institute, which specialize in etiquette issues. The old rule
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: about only wearing white between Memorial Day and Labor Day
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: is a thing of the past.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Amen. That's true. They would look at you all weird
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: if you came in with white on at that time.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: That's right. Question number five. Labor Day is the unofficial
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: end of summer cookout season. How many hot dogs do
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Americans eat between Memorial Day and Labor Day? Is it
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: $ 4 billion, $ 5 billion, $ 6 billion, or $ 7 billion?
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I cut back. I only got $ 1 billion.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: $ 5 billion.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: What did you say, Phil? $ 6 billion.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: $ 5 billion.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Actually, it's $ 7 billion. $ 7 billion. It's a lot more
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: than we thought.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Eat on, baby. Eat on.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: By the way, if people really knew what was in
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: hot dogs, they wouldn't eat them.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Now, which city ate the most hot dogs in 2024,
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council? It
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: don't matter.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: We eat all kinds of meat, so it don't matter.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Chicago, Dallas, L.A., or New York?
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: Chicago.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: Anybody else?
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I've got to say New York.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: In which city ate the most hot dogs in 2024,
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: according to the National Hot Dog Sausage Council, Chicago, Dallas,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Los Angeles, New York.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: New York.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Okay. Phil, what did you say?
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: Chicago.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Actually, believe it or not, it's Los Angeles. Wow. I
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: was stuck. I thought it was between Chicago and New York,
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: but it's Los Angeles. They ate more than 27.5 million
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: pounds of hot dog. New York came in second, and
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Dallas took third place.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Chicago wasn't even running. I was surprised about that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, Chattel said New York. He agreed.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Several states enacted their own Labor Day holidays before the
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: federal government passed a national celebration. Which state was the
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: first to pass a Labor Day law? Was it Illinois,
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: New York, Oregon, or Texas?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Illinois.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, got to be.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Probably Illinois.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Actually, it was Oregon.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: On which day of the week was the first Labor
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Day created? Was it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Friday?
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Is he boring you yet? Totally.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: Friday.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Hey, Henry.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: It was Tuesday.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Saturday.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Did you spend a lot of time on that, Henry?
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Which president signed the bill that made Labor Day a
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: national holiday? Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, Theodore Roosevelt.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Theodore Roosevelt. Now it's Grover Cleveland.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: Now, whatever.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: When was the law that enacted the eight-hour workday for
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: railway workers passed? 1896, 1906, 1916, or 1926?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: 1926.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: No, it was actually 1916.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Well, we're.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: All better thousands today.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Last question.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: Which countries have tested a four-day workweek? Was it Belgium
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: and Iceland, Ireland and Spain, South Africa and Japan, and
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: all of the above?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: All of the above.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: How do you like it?
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: And you're right. And now that's 757 back to you.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: That means three minutes. Three minutes in total to all
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: of you.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Hallelujah.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, you ready? I've got to talk real fast.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Well, we're going to do This Day in Miscellaneous History.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Here's the time check. Here's the time check.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: It's the time check now.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: It's quarter to two. Oh, I must get a little
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: hand put on that watch.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: And it's 757.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: I'm in seventh heaven.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: It's September 7th, and on this day in 1921, Margaret
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Gorman of Washington, D.C., was crowned the first Miss America
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: in Atlantic City. How about that?
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I know. Bert Parks was not there that day.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Because he used to be hosting the Miss America pageant.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Also on this date in 1930, the cartoon Blondie made
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: its first appearance in the comic strips. And speaking of
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Miss America, do you know Lee Merriweather won that?
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: In 1963, the National Professional Football Hall of Fame was
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: dedicated in Canton, Ohio. In entertainment news, it was 60
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: years ago today in 1966 that the final episode of
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: the original Dick Van Dyke show was aired on CBS TV.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: And a few years later in 1971, the Beverly Hillbillies
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: was seen for the final time on CBS on this
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: date in 66 and 71. Also on this date in 1979, ESPN,
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: the Entertainment Sports and Programming Network, made its debut on
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: cable TV. So today is ESPN's birthday, sort of.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Speaking of birthdays and the This Day in Music history,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Charles Harden Holly, later known as Buddy Holly, was born
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: in Lubbock, Texas. His name was misspelled on his first
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: record contract and he decided to leave it that way.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: His name was actually spelled H-O-L-L-E-Y, but they spelled it H-O-L-L-Y.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: So he says, just leave it alone. On the state
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: of 1940, Artie Shaw and his orchestra recorded Temptation. In 1957,
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Sam Cooke's single, You Send Me, was released on the
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: state of 1969. The half-hour Saturday morning cartoon, The Beatles,
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: aired its last show. The show debuted, by the way,
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: on September 25th, 1965. And on the state of 1978,
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Keith Moon, drummer for The Who, died in London after
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: overdosing on Hennepin, Heniferin, I should say, at the age
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: of 32. What was that?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: What kind of drug is that?
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure about the drug. He died at 32.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: He was taking the prescription drug to help him with alcohol.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: He was replaced in The Who by Kenny Jones from
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: The Faces. Just a little background on Buddy Holly. and
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: his birthday. You know, of course, he died the day
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: the music died. He was 22 back on February 3rd, 1959.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Just to give you some perspective, as if he lived today,
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: he would be celebrating his 90th birthday.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, you leave now.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: Show over. You go to work. You go home.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: You go somewhere. You leave now.
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: Bye-bye. Ciao.
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: Have a happy new year.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: I got celebrity birthdays very quickly.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: Goodbye.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, today pianist Michael Feinstein is 70. Actor Corbin Bernson
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: is 72. Of L.A. Law, singer Chrissy Hynde of the
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Pretenders is 75. Actress Susan Blakely, who was in The
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Towering Inferno at the Concord Airport, 79 to 78. And
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: singer Gloria Gaynor is 83. Wow. She has a big hit,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: I Will Survive. And in heaven, I want to give
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: a shout out to my brother-in-law, Fred, who would be
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: celebrating his 79th birthday today.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, he passed away back in 2018 on his wedding anniversary,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: believe it or not.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: On June 14th. Anyway, but he'd be 79 today. So, Fred,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: we're thinking of you today. And he'd be.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: So you do have a heart.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: And he did see the Cubs win the World Series.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: He was a big Cubs fan. He actually went to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: one of the World Series games.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you did something nice.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Anyway. Alrighty, so there you go. So those are our birthdays.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: It's 8.01. I'm done. Back to you.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, I didn't do too bad. No, no, you did fine.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: So.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Anyway, but, you know, when someone's no longer with you
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: and it's their birthday, you kind of want to remember
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: their birthday. You do that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Why are you squirming so much? You know I'm coming
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: after you, man. I'm coming after you, man. I'm coming
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: after you, bro.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. All right. Anyway, before you come after me.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Just before I come after you, I want you to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: know that I know everything.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Like the shadow knows.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Shadow knows.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Okay. Is it 802?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Am I through?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, you are.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: I'm going to walk the hook here a little bit. Anyhow,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: it is 802 on Labor Day here. Have a great day, everybody.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: And before we leave, Henry, thank those people that make
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: it all possible.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I just want to thank the advertiser of the Day
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: for the Morning show, Gardner Environmental Services in Harvard, Illinois,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: and Sign Crafters in Hebron, Illinois.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Here's your sign.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: All righty. Okay, that sounds good to me. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Have a great day.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: All right. We'll be back tomorrow. And thanks for tuning
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: in today. I didn't know if anybody had actually listened
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: to Stupid Show, but they did.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: They did.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: We doubled our attendance today.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Have a great day, everybody.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: That's double the attendance. Yeah. We'll be back tomorrow right
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: here on the Dave in the Morning Show. Until then, ciao.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: Ciao.