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The Foilers Sabotage · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: In just a moment, we will present Hollywood's top glamour
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  Speaker 1: event of the year, the 32nd Star-Studded Academy Awards presentation.
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  Speaker 1: Immediately following the awards, see the Jack Parr show over
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  Speaker 1: most of these NBC stations. The following feature has been
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: We'll provide more cooling in the containment chambers.
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  Speaker 2: To your citizens, we have revealed.
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  Speaker 1: You asked me to act natural and act unnatural.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, under the circumstances, I think I had to
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  Speaker 5: get a fucking Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.
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  Speaker 1: You asked me to get rid of him.
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing my best.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you were best.
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  Speaker 3: Better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or
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  Speaker 3: you are going to feel a hell of a lot
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  Speaker 3: fucking worse. It's Oscar night in Hollywood. This is the
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  Speaker 3: Pantages Theater, where the elite of the motion picture industry
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  Speaker 3: and the entertainment press of the world... Gathered for the
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  Speaker 3: 32nd Annual Achievement Awards of the Academy of Motion Picture
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  Speaker 3: Arts and Sciences. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the
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  Speaker 3: Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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  Speaker 6: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jacqueline.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Wesley.
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  Speaker 6: And welcome to the 9th Annual Oscar Meltdown. We're coming
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  Speaker 6: to you live via digital recording from the Grendel Auditorium.
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  Speaker 6: It's a cold day here in L.A. It's 68.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 6: Terrible weather. Better put your jacket on.
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  Speaker 2: I wore my snowsuit.
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  Speaker 6: On that note, we're on the red carpet now. I
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  Speaker 6: figured they'd do the, who are you wearing? So we're
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  Speaker 6: going to do, I decided my variation today is, what
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  Speaker 6: are you wearing? So we can do your fabulous rundown of,
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  Speaker 6: what are you wearing? So I'll start off. My bacon
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  Speaker 6: tux was at the cleaners. Literally is kind of a mess.
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  Speaker 6: So I opted instead for... One of our nominees tonight.
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  Speaker 6: This fabulous Rogue One t-shirt I'm wearing. Will it be
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  Speaker 6: a big winner tonight? Stay tuned. That's pretty much it
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  Speaker 6: for me. Chucks. Live and die by the Chucks. That's
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  Speaker 6: pretty much it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm wearing my vintage 1991 bloodline skin suit.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Hardcore.
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  Speaker 6: Old school.
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  Speaker 4: And no shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Because.
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  Speaker 2: I evolved.
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  Speaker 4: I evolved to not need them.
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  Speaker 6: You're one of those damn hippies that shows up on
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  Speaker 6: the red carpet with no shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Making a statement.
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  Speaker 6: I am making a statement. You and your damn politics.
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  Speaker 6: You keep it out of this show. We'll have none
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  Speaker 6: of that. Nothing but mindless yammering about movies here.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds good. I am wearing a pair of shoes that
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  Speaker 2: are from a company in Owensboro, Kentucky made for diabetics.
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  Speaker 6: That place.
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  Speaker 2: Major diabetics. I'm kind of like Michael Jordan of diabetes.
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  Speaker 2: I've got an endorsement deal with him.
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  Speaker 6: Can you dunk?
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  Speaker 2: I can shoot insulin into my body through a syringe.
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  Speaker 2: That's really all it takes.
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  Speaker 6: Can you dunk insulin? Can you shoot insulin from the
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  Speaker 6: three-point line?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't tried that. I should probably do that. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: before I re-sign, I'll practice a little bit. An Old
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  Speaker 2: Navy and a blue shirt that I can't remember where
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  Speaker 2: it came from. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: All righty then. We got that going for us. Take that,
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  Speaker 6: million-dollar jewelers that I'm not wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a very, very expensive Fitbit.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Fitbit Ulta.
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  Speaker 6: I have a rubber band on my wrist.
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  Speaker 4: And it tells me the time.
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  Speaker 6: And it's broken. I tied it back together.
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  Speaker 2: What's your step count for today?
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  Speaker 6: Not very high.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 6: It's a nap day.
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  Speaker 8: 4,500.
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  Speaker 6: It's a Sunday. Leave me alone.
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  Speaker 2: Makes me think of that episode of the IT Crowd
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  Speaker 2: where the lady is jogging in place to get her marathon,
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  Speaker 2: virtual marathon she was running.
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  Speaker 6: So we're also enjoying, this is in addition to being
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  Speaker 6: the Oscar meltdown, it is also the pork festival that
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  Speaker 6: it always has been since the beginning. So would you
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  Speaker 6: like to run down the, as a refresher, for those
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  Speaker 6: of you, I think some years I haven't mentioned it
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  Speaker 6: and I'm assuming anybody that comes in, which by the way,
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell you now, I've said it in previous years,
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  Speaker 6: this is not a good starter episode. People are just
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  Speaker 6: bewildered when they start off with this one. So Just
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  Speaker 6: email me. I'll find you a good starter episode. This
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  Speaker 6: is good for like old school fans who like understand
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  Speaker 6: our yammering on.
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  Speaker 4: It's tradition.
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  Speaker 6: And what goes on during the Oscars. So yeah, what
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  Speaker 6: we normally do is get together and eat lots and
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  Speaker 6: lots of pork because some idiot, myself, decided years and
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  Speaker 6: years ago that it's not just the Oscar party. It's
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  Speaker 6: going to be an Oscar Meyer party. And then we
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  Speaker 6: eat as many types of pork as humanly possible, which
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  Speaker 6: we Push the boundaries, I think, every year. We're going
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  Speaker 6: to lose somebody one day.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a fully grilled pig with an
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  Speaker 2: apple in the mouth?
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  Speaker 6: I assume that's where we're headed, somewhere down the line.
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  Speaker 6: It's going to be Grendel.
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  Speaker 9: Nice.
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  Speaker 6: If we can get somebody to sponsor it. This year,
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  Speaker 6: we're back to just billing Oscar Mayer because nobody came
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  Speaker 6: on board as our pork sponsor this year. Mostly because
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't trying real hard.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to find a sponsor from Oscar Mayer.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to find your sponsor in Pepto Bismol.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I live and die by them as well,
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  Speaker 6: so that's without my.
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  Speaker 2: Get some of that Tums money.
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  Speaker 6: They just don't cut it. It's all Pepto for me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, there's something magical about that pink liquid.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember that one time at work when I
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  Speaker 4: was like, Brian, you have to go get me some
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  Speaker 4: Pepto-Bismol or I'm not going to make it through this shift.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, we've all had those moments. Pepto saves lives, man.
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  Speaker 6: They really should come on board after this. That is
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  Speaker 6: at least a product I will stand by, especially tonight.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they've entered the podcasting advertising arena yet.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people are now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm waiting for it to really start rolling in.
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  Speaker 2: Hipping up the Pepto audience.
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  Speaker 8: A little bit.
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  Speaker 6: They need to come on board because I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 6: I'll probably just take it in like product trade-outs. as
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  Speaker 6: much as I invest in them anyway, my stomach's probably
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  Speaker 6: going to implode upon itself.
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  Speaker 2: At some point.
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  Speaker 6: My ulcers aside, let's just go into the rest of this.
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  Speaker 6: The reason we're here, because as I said, we're watching
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  Speaker 6: the Oscars-ish, but usually we just turn it down and
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  Speaker 6: ignore what's going on and occasionally make fun of somebody's outfit.
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  Speaker 6: We're really here to give away the foilers. Wes, you've
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  Speaker 6: never seen one in person.
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  Speaker 2: I have not.
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  Speaker 6: How impressed are you?
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  Speaker 2: That's a great design. Did you like shop that out?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, did you get a third party?
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  Speaker 6: No, this is trademarked. These are mine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Go to thefoilers.com. You'll find this right there.
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  Speaker 2: It's like an artisan award.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably worth more than an actual Oscar.
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  Speaker 6: I would think so. And again, it's- Ways less. It's
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  Speaker 6: the trophy made of aluminum foil. And the benefit is
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  Speaker 6: you can take home leftovers. So- Assuming we don't kill
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  Speaker 6: all these little pork pastries that we've made here. I
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  Speaker 6: have eaten eight so far. Well, you're ahead of everyone else.
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  Speaker 6: Calm down. You'll be dead or napping soon. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 6: you can take them home in this wonderful aluminum foil
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  Speaker 6: trophy that we have right here. Grendel's excited to see it.
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  Speaker 6: Look at it. So we do have foilers if you
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  Speaker 6: need to photo op with them on the red carpet later.
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  Speaker 2: We do have them here. That was good. Sting was
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  Speaker 2: looking a little Bryan Cranston-esque. Did you guys notice that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did see that.
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  Speaker 2: He's very tan. Sting. Like a slightly older Cranston.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, we do get a chance to see if my
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  Speaker 6: vision comes true. Because on our music episode where I
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  Speaker 6: described his song as being made specifically for this program,
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  Speaker 6: the entire song was written to be on this show.
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  Speaker 6: So the way that I envisioned it, I can now
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  Speaker 6: see if it actually pans out.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that song is going to win anything.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't think so, but he's going to perform
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  Speaker 6: it either way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He'll be on stage at
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  Speaker 6: some point.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who this lady is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Is it Elle? Oh, yeah. She's not from America. That's
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  Speaker 6: why we don't know who she is.
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  Speaker 2: We're dumb Americans.
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  Speaker 6: We don't know these fancy foreign films, but I've heard
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  Speaker 6: she's in like two this year. I've heard she's actually
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  Speaker 6: very impressive.
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  Speaker 2: That Elle movie actually looked pretty good. I saw the
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  Speaker 2: trailer for it. For it. I just said for it.
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  Speaker 2: Pardon the Millenburg County accent.
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  Speaker 6: We don't endorse that language.
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  Speaker 2: Try to dodge my roots.
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  Speaker 6: You can't escape.
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  Speaker 2: So how does one win the foil game? Well, if you're...
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  Speaker 2: For the new listeners.
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  Speaker 6: If you're really cool, you'll actually write in to me
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  Speaker 6: by next year and say, hey, I want to be
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  Speaker 6: involved in this. And then you can actually submit your
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  Speaker 6: picks for this award ceremony. and eventually we'll read off
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  Speaker 6: the winners here. But basically, I was going to say,
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  Speaker 6: I think this is probably the most responses we've got.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's taken nine years to get here, but
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  Speaker 6: we've actually gotten a good amount of responses this time around,
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  Speaker 6: and it took a little reminding from me, so sorry
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  Speaker 6: about that. Pestering, you guys. But, I mean, I gave
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  Speaker 6: you a deadline. You guys are slackers. But either way, I...
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  Speaker 6: completely appreciate the people who actually got their shit together
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  Speaker 6: and came through, and there are 17 categories, I think.
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  Speaker 6: So there's a lot of things for people to come
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  Speaker 6: up with, and a lot of people are like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 6: I haven't seen any movies this year. As they get
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  Speaker 6: into it, and they're like, I've seen like three things.
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  Speaker 6: So I understand that I'm behind myself. So I really
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  Speaker 6: do appreciate people who bothered to take the time to
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  Speaker 6: answer the questionnaire and email in and give us our
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  Speaker 6: winners tonight. So you can be involved. We are group-oriented here.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, look, there's Kong. That Kong looks so good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited for that. Good old Hiddles.
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  Speaker 6: Brie Larson, too. I'm all about some Brie Larson.
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  Speaker 2: That just looks like a good old-fashioned adventure movie. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so excited about it.
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  Speaker 6: But I did notice on the beginning there, I believe
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  Speaker 6: it said, like from the people that brought you Godzilla.
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  Speaker 2: The new Godzilla?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm assuming. Are we looking down the road a
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  Speaker 6: little bit? I mean, come on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to do a Godzilla 2. We know that's coming.
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  Speaker 6: It's got a new director now, so I hear. But,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, the next movie out, right? I mean, they're
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  Speaker 6: going to have to rip off the old school. Nothing
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  Speaker 6: more classic than Godzilla. King Kong versus Godzilla.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you saw some other big-ass monsters in Kong.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. Well, and Godzilla was doing his
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  Speaker 6: monster fighting, so they're both working out. They're getting ready
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  Speaker 6: for the main event.
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  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for a good training montage. Put some separate
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  Speaker 2: ways underneath them running.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, cue the survivor.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I always get Journey and Survivor confused.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, separate ways is awesome, too, but kind of
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  Speaker 6: a different montage. Yeah. Since we've been addressing the red
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  Speaker 6: carpet stuff, I have maybe a question for just general...
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's... It's fashion. Hair falls into fashion.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: This is... I saw something the other day. I felt
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  Speaker 6: it was a social faux pas. I want to get
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  Speaker 6: your take on it. So I was at this place.
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  Speaker 6: One of you might have been there as well. And these...
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  Speaker 6: You see a lot of man buns. I've just gotten
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  Speaker 6: to where the hate's over. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 6: Wear your hair however the hell you want to wear
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  Speaker 6: your hair. But my thing was, there were two guys
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  Speaker 6: with man buns.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I remember this.
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  Speaker 6: And they were together.
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  Speaker 4: There was a crew. There was a crew of man buns.
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  Speaker 6: That was a whole other crew.
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  Speaker 2: Was it like a gang thing?
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  Speaker 6: No, this was like a table of three people. The
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  Speaker 6: other one was a woman, two guys, both had long hair,
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  Speaker 6: both had beards too. It was kind of creepy. And
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  Speaker 6: then they both had done a man bun of some sort.
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  Speaker 6: One was a little more loose and that guy needed
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  Speaker 6: to get his shit together. But in general, they were
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  Speaker 6: both rocking a man bun. And I was just like,
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  Speaker 6: that seems like no. I'm like, if you're a dude
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  Speaker 6: with a man bun, you go over to your friend's house,
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  Speaker 6: he's also got it. You're like, dude, one of us.
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  Speaker 4: One of us has got to change.
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  Speaker 6: He's got to change.
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  Speaker 2: It's like wearing the same shirt. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, there are many times. Misty and I have
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  Speaker 6: about half of the same shirts. Half the time before
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  Speaker 6: we go to a convention, we're like, okay, you're not
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  Speaker 6: wearing this one or this one, right? Because I don't
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  Speaker 6: want to have to change when we get there. So, again,
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  Speaker 6: we have sense enough to know you don't go... You're
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  Speaker 6: not a band. You're not dressing the same on stage. Like,
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  Speaker 6: you can't walk around with your friends and look the same.
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  Speaker 6: It looks ridiculous. Right. So, I feel like one of
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  Speaker 6: those two dudes needed to change. You've got to be
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  Speaker 6: uncool in what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: It's not hard.
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  Speaker 4: All they have to do is take out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a rubber band, dude. Take it off. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: They could do, like, a cool slow motion hair whip.
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  Speaker 6: Do his hair whip. Yeah, do a Fabio. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did they look alike at all? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: kind of.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we're trying to decide. I was pretty sure
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  Speaker 6: they were maybe brothers.
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  Speaker 2: I was just wondering, does Louisville have clone stuff now?
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  Speaker 6: Cloning?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We moved into cloning? Even then, I feel like if
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: you're going to trick people, you've got to start dressing
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  Speaker 6: different and grow some different facial hair. Otherwise, they're going
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: to catch on, and then everybody's going to want clones.
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  Speaker 6: That's how Attack of the Clones happens, man. It's profits.
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  Speaker 6: It's coming true.
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  Speaker 2: Attack of the man bones. Got to.
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  Speaker 6: So, I don't know. That was my feelings. I just
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  Speaker 6: want to see if he wins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I would not want to have that. There's
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  Speaker 2: a guy that works at the library I work at,
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  Speaker 2: and he has a really cool haircut. And I've been
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  Speaker 2: very tempted to find out where he's going to get
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  Speaker 2: that same haircut. But it's like got the shaved sides
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  Speaker 2: and kind of like the thing I got going with
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  Speaker 2: the top of my hair. And I feel like that
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  Speaker 2: would probably be bad. But I really like that haircut.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, he might just have license to punch you
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  Speaker 6: as soon as you get to work. Just be like, well...
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  Speaker 6: Those shave sides, I feel like they're all the rage
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  Speaker 6: right now.
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  Speaker 2: It might be worth it. I think it'll look great
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  Speaker 2: on me. I'm just going to level with you. I
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  Speaker 2: have amazing hair. Sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Just wait until it's uncool and then get it. He'll
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: have moved on by then and he'll have a cool
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: new thing going. Then you can be like, so cool,
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: it's not cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bringing sexy back.
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  Speaker 4: Justin's on the TV right now.
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of which, Justin.
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  Speaker 2: I like the hair thing he's got going on now, too.
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  Speaker 2: It's like his hair matches his beard perfectly.
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  Speaker 6: Because he's that cool. He's Justin. Oscar nominated Justin.
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  Speaker 2: Now, did Trolls get nominated for Best Picture?
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  Speaker 6: It got a nomination. I don't think it was one
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  Speaker 6: of the nine. Assuming it's still nine. I thought it
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  Speaker 6: was nine earlier.
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  Speaker 2: Now, what about Return of Xander Cage? Because that's the
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: one I was pulling for.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: That's all you. He was on TV last night, and
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I can't take the diesel. I can't.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I understand.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: And he's such a dork. I know that. Normally, that
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: will win me over. If in the real world, somebody
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: is really super dorky, and even when they try to
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: play cool, if I know they're dorky, I'm on their side.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: But something about Vin Diesel has rubbed me the wrong
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: way since almost the beginning.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that interview thing come up where he was like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: creeping on some woman and that's it was like a weird.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: Well that's my problem now it's like that i couldn't
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: make it through that last.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Oh uh i know we're pitch black yeah the other
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: the latest riddick one i could like and again i
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: like the look of it i think like it had
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: a nice.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Visual design i'm all for some sci-fi but like his
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: vibe was so rapey i couldn't like I was like
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: the whole time on the female lead. I was just like, dude,
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: stop fucking talking to her. That's creepy.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: And that's like, I did see the new triple X movie.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It was before that interview footage came out that everybody's
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: talking about now that kind of makes me hate him.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: But like the new triple X movie is hilariously bad.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Like example, like the opening little scene, it starts with
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: him on top of like a tower or his introduction
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: to the film. And he's removing some box. He falls
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: down into some skis. skis through a jungle and ends
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: up like on a skateboard. The authorities are chasing him.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I think they were shooting at him.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: Hilarious.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: He gets the box to this village. I can't remember
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: where he was at. He wasn't in America. And he
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: hooks the box up to a TV and it's getting
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: illegal cable so the people in this village get out
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: of a soccer game. And this little kid says to
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: him in a foreign language, he's like, thank you for
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: bringing us the world, Xander, or something like that. And
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: then he turns to the kid and he's like, The
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: world is big, but... Actually, sorry. The world is big,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: but it can fit in your heart. And he boops him.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: That's so bad. Yeah. It's terrible. And every woman... What was.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: His interview that you guys were talking about?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: It's like... He's like.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: Because I hate him anyway.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: He's just such a bitch. I read about it, and
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I can't remember what it said, but he was basically
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: being incredibly skeevy to some woman that was interviewing him.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: He seems.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: It was basically like, I know you want me sort
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: of stuff from what I gather.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: See... I don't get that. You're giving Dungeons & Dragons
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: players a bad name all over the world. Fuck you, buddy.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Extreme sports, Dungeons & Dragons. All right.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Do we want to get rolling on the awards here? Sure.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: I'm also lucky to have a voice. I thought I
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: was just going to have to hand this off to
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: somebody else. I still semi have a functional voice.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Is that Matt Damon watching Matt Damon? That would be hilarious. No,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: it's not.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: He does that at home. Yeah. He's like, it's like
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: game tapes. He's just like watching his red carpet going, ah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: could have come in a little sooner and really should.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Picture him in like a bathroom with a glass of wine.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: Just like reviewing his own tapes. Ah, I got to
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: get a better cummerbund.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I love these porn movies.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: So, first up, the first category in the foilers here.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: The most questionable career decision made by an actor, actress,
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: or filmmaker in 2016. I'm kind of distracted by this
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: chick's selfie stick. Hmm. Her fancy, fancy selfies.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I think that's a magic wand. She's about to cast
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: a spell.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I think she's not real.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: It's Simone.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: CG creation.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: No, I think you just sprayed some Pam on her.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, I do have a lot of Pam. Not
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: that we're endorsed by them yet, but once again.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Those lights are really hot.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: We have made use of you tonight, so Pam, get
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: a hold of us. All right, so the most questionable
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: career decision. The nominees are Ben Affleck as Batman. I
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: don't know if we're questioning Ben or the filmmakers who
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: allowed it. Truthfully, I still think that's the best part
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: of that movie. So take what you can get, in
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: my opinion.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: I agree.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I thought he did a good job.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Again, I think he can do the best. I
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: think it's interesting that he pulled himself out as director.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: That is not promising for the screenplay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: From what I understand, they did block Matt Reeves down.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: He stepped away, but then he came back to it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: If that happens, I think it could be cool. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: like his stuff.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Next up is, and this one was actually kind of
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: a two-part one. I'm just throwing them both in there
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: to read them off because I thought it was funny
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: that he got two nominations for two different movies. Daniel
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Radcliffe for Swiss Army Man. That I can see. Like
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: if you pitch that to anybody, especially somebody who's already
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: super famous, to play the role that he does in
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Swiss Army Man, I can see that being. I feel
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: like it kind of worked out for him. But the
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: other one I thought was funny because he also got
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: a nomination for Now You See Me 2. The nominator's
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: comment is, really? Harry Potter didn't get all that magic
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: out of your system after eight movies?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Nice call. The next option is Jared Leto as the Joker.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I think we've talked a lot of smack about him lately.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to leave it alone. We all know
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: how we feel about Jared Leto.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Insane clown pussy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Next up, Robert De Niro in Dirty Grandpa. You know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Robert's made a lot of questionable decisions. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Dirty Grandpa just came out.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: The beginning of this year.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Are you serious? It feels like that was like ages ago.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Now, you're not thinking of the other one, right?
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: Wait.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: There are some of those type of things.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm thinking of Bad Grandpa.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: I think that was also like a huge blow to
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: that movie. Not that it needed any help.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: They really need to. differentiate the names of these types
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: of movies, because they're all the same type of movies,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: but it's all like Bad Moms, Bad Grandpa, Dirty Grandpa.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: See, and that, yeah, that was the... Dirty Mom. Dirty Mom.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: I think I rented that one time.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: I took it back a day late. Anyway, that's a
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: different story. But no, that's... I think it does like
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: hurt all of these that they're so interchangeable because is
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: it bad moms? What was the one that had moms?
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: That's like the Kristen Bell. Well, no, that was actually good.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Like I watched it. I usually don't look for modern
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: comedies cause most of them are terrible.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: And like, I specifically liked the cast. I liked, um,
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: what's her name?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Mila Kunis.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Mila's in it. So I'm like, Mila's fun. It's got
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Kristen Bell in it. Like I love all these people.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: It was really funny. I was surprised how well developed
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: most of the... I haven't seen it, but it's on
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: my list.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I'll have to check it out.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: It wasn't... It's not going to change your life or anything,
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: but as comedies go, it was better than I expected.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: But again, I think that's a terrible title, and I
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: think it totally hurt them.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: It's like you just scream for someone to say, Bad Moms.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: More like Bad Movie. bad reviews bad teacher that was
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: one yeah see there's too many of those it's like
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: the bad universe it's not yeah it's not fun it's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: kind of like a marvel cinematic universe but they all
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: interact all bad people they all.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Get together and be bad i had to throw this
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: one in because i like the uh again the comment
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: from the uh the nominee nominator the whole thing is
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: who can we blame for the martha disaster in batman
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: v superman Zack Snyder, Daniel Goyer, Warner Brothers.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I want names.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: I deserve a public apology. Once again, we have some
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: of the best listeners and the most smart aleck bastards
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: in the world. And I appreciate you. Someone's got to
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: take the buck.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Someone's got to step up and take responsibility.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: I kind of blame Zack. Well, I definitely blame Zack
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: because he already made bad Superman movies.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I think most of the world's problems can be blamed
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: on Zack Snyder.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: But David Goyer ain't fixing anything either.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Warner Brothers, just kick these guys out and bring in
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: some new blood.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: So now, the winner for the most questionable career decision.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: The winner is Ben Stiller for Making Zoolander 2. I
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: like that one comment was, really?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Two?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: That was it. That just kind of covered it. The
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: other comment we got was Stiller wrote, directed, and starred
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: in this sequel 15 years after the original movie, 13
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: years after Anyone Cared, and 12 years after the character's
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: co-creator Drake Stathard died. If he can't direct himself in
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: good comedies anymore, does he make more Night at the
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Museums or more Walter Mitty's? It's a question we all
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: have to live with.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I did see Zoolander 2, though. And there were a
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: couple funny moments. It definitely wasn't as good as the original,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: but it relied a lot on cameos, and that can
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: be hit and miss, but I laughed when Bieber got hit.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: That was pretty funny.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Sometimes they just bank on how many famous friends they have.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was stupid, but the first one was
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: stupid technically, but I laughed some. I'm not going to lie.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: There's a way to make that sort of thing work,
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: but it is kind of hard to hit that. Right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Iron twice.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was totally unnecessary, but yeah, a couple of
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: funny moments.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: All right, next up, the most shocking moment in a
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: 2016 film. Now, I will say I've, just in general
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: for this entire episode, spoiler alert, there are a lot
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: of these categories that once you get the nominees, they're
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: kind of already spoiling things. I'm going to try to
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: make them as generic and generalized as possible so if
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: you've seen the movie you know what i'm talking about
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: if you haven't it's hopefully not ruining anything but just
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: fair warning going in i'll try to give you a
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: heads up on a few of them along the way
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: but i feel like most of these you'll be fine
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: so the nominees are darth vader chops down the hallway
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: in rogue one i just like that description This one
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: will leave as general as possible. Turkey baster in the
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: mouth and don't breathe.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Moving on. Oh, moving on. It couldn't get any grosser
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: than that. Elephant's vagina scene in Brothers Grimby. Once again,
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: we're going to leave it at that. I forgot that
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: movie existed. There's a few I'm like, wait, when did
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: that come out? But that one I'm like, did that
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: come out? Was that really a movie?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: It didn't seem to be around very long.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: No, and I feel like that's probably a good sign
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: of how wonderful it was. This next one is, I guess,
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: a minor spoiler for Suicide Squad, but I feel like
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: if you cared, you've already seen it. Killing off Slipknot
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: so quickly in Suicide Squad. Which the nominator says, ridiculous.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: You build up your character in marketing but barely use him.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: So I said that. Go back, listen to our wonderful
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Suicide Squad episode and none of what they did make
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: sense for the most part.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That had so much potential too.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: There's good things there. I've said it before. Anyway, moving on.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: And the winner is, once again, keeping it as general
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: as possible because you should see this movie, The Arm
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Caught in the Door in Green Room. Have you seen
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Green Room?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Damn, that's good. Oh, yeah. And just in case film
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: nerds out there want to get super technical on this
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: one or any of them tonight, first of all, it's
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: the foilers. Shut up. Second of all, Green Room was
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: shot and is listed on IMDb as 2015. But if
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: you keep reading that IMDb page, it did not have
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: its U.S. release until April of 2016. You know why
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: it was kept on hold so long? Because it had
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: a lot of problems and one of the people may
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: or may not have died.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Oh. Was that... I was thinking it came out before
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: he passed away.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: I feel like it did, actually. I think I had
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: actually seen it before then on video.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I think it was like supremely limited release maybe before
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: he passed away.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: They were doing... Yeah, and it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe in a VOD thing too.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were... but that's one of those like, and
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: that's why even when it's not spoilers, I will kind
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: of give a pass for smaller movies because I'm like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: that's also the fight. Any independent filmmaker knows and lives
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: and like dies by sometimes like you may get funding
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: and it's two, three years later, you're still working on
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: your shooting and you're still editing and you're still done
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: trying to find somebody to distribute it or whatever new
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: form you're going to jam it out there into the world.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: And like that stuff, can move relatively quickly if you've
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: got a studio behind you, but if you're a smaller movie,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: it takes a long time to get that shit together.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Patrick Stewart was amazing in that movie.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Very scary man.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: I love the whole thing going on there. It's so
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: well made.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I grew up, I'm sure you probably, the
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: same growing up, going to punk rock shows and stuff,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: had that whole vibe about it. It was really cool.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: That one's, again, I think I talked about it before,
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: how frighteningly accurate it is that that's just... that weird
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: little club on the outskirts of nowhere.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Then I'm like, anybody in a band's like, oh yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: I played there one time. Whatever frightening locale you end
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: up at because some friend of yours booked a gig. Like, yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: this is a frighteningly real thing that could happen to
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: any random band out there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: There's a venue in Owensboro that's kind of bringing that
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: feel back. It's a functioning car garage. So there's like
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: broken down cars and parts. Nice. There's a corner where
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: they have like a PA set up and they have
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: like punk rock shows. It's pretty awesome.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: You can kind of pull that off.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: If you can just come to Louisville and make another one,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: that'd be cool.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Because we haven't had a.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Consistent all-ages DIY venue in almost 10 years now.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: It's been a while.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: We've had some very transient little punk house sprout up
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: and then of course they get evicted or something happens.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Random pop-up. I've even seen them book it at one book.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: I'm using that a little loosely. But it's set up
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: to be there in a day or so. Maybe the
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: day of. They're like, oh, yeah, we can't do it
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: there anymore. So we're all going over here tonight.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I hate that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: That's a DIY kind of show.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do shows at the library sometimes. We're kind
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: of bringing that spirit back.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Nothing's more punk rock than the library. True.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Casey Affleck.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: I know, he looks so haggard.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: There's no reason for it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you can afford shampoo.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: It's his thing. He's going for a.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Look, man.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Just at least trim the beard so it's not scraggly
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: as fuck.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: It's haggard chic, man.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: He's cosplaying his brother from I'm Not There.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: And it's like a man bun, but it's not like
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: a nice man bun.
• 29:54
  Speaker 11: It's like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: I think that's an oxymoron.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: So you think Keith Urban's tan is real? question of
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the night in comparison to her in comparison to nicole
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: kidman yeah that's dark i read some rough stories about
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: her in nashville like being mean to people basically there's
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: one i read about in the starbucks in green hill
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: her and keith urban came in and like she was
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: mad about something and i i think maybe somebody turned
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: around and she just automatically said no pictures we're not
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: doing pictures they didn't even ask for a picture And, like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: she was just super rude. And they said they went
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: back out after they got their drinks. And Keith Urban
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: came back in and apologized to the people that were
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: telling the story and gave them, like, 20 bucks to
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: cover their drink order or something.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry my wife's a horrible person.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: I'm really sorry. It's bad enough I'm Keith Urban.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe she was having a bad day, mate. That's my
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Australian accent. Thank you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: Impressive.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Make sure our Australian listeners are loving All right, next up,
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: the most miscast actor or actress for their role in
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: a 2016 film. The nominees are the ever-beloved Jared Leto
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: for Suicide Squad.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: The equally beloved Ben Affleck for Batman v. Superman. Again,
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: it's obviously just superhero nerds are being pissed off. Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: It was Oscar Isaac for X-Men Apocalypse. Actually, it is.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: It's five for five out of this one. Tilda Swinton
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: for Doctor Strange. I thought she was awesome. I thought
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: it was interesting casting, but again, you're going pretty far
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: from the source material.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: See, I never really read the Doctor Strange book, so
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: those changes I didn't really.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: It's once again a case of, I'm going to take
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: this in person of color right person from another culture
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: and jam a white person in the.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Middle i remember they uh i think the director said
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: what he the the role like the original character was
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: a bit of a stereotype.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: It was so i mean i again we talked about
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: it on the show when we did the whole movie
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: and i'm like i feel like it was not a
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: bad lateral move like it is kind of playing into
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: what always happens with casting white people in roles that
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: aren't normally made for them but I think it's an
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: interesting way to do it and I feel like her
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: as an actress it kind of fits that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Because that's such a weird character anyway. He's my favorite
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: person in The Rock. I just want to hang out
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: with The Rock right now.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: He's like the opposite of Vin Diesel.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: He is. That's why I want him to just punch
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: him in those movies over and over. Isn't he getting
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: a spinoff?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Like a Fast and Furious spinoff?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Can we where we can take Vin Diesel out of
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: it and just hang out with him?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: So do like a Lucas to it?
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Like I feel like not even like real cars. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: feel like he's got like old school racetrack in his
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: basement and you just go over to his house.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I love his suit. He's got a cool suit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: It looks velvety looking.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: And his pants. Check out his pants. The color on
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the suit matches his pants. Can we also.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Rub that back and forth and see what the pattern
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: change on that?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: You can rub Dwayne back and forth.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, and it matches.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: The interviewer's got... A velvet suit on, too.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Michael's kind of velvety.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It's a bold choice, Rock. And I have to say,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: it rocks.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: It rocks.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Rock can do whatever the hell he wants.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Because he's the best.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Wait, is that guy taller than him? I think so, yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ. Dude, Giants. Professional football player. Yeah, he was
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: a football player. They're kind of big dudes.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: And the winner is, kind of overwhelmingly, by the way,
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: no surprise... Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was, yeah. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: I think one of the nominators said it best with just, ugh.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: That was his comment. Another one goes on to say,
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure that miscast is the right word. Maybe
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: because he might have done a good job under other circumstances,
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: but Jesse Eisenberg's performance as Lex Luthor in Batman v
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: Superman was just baffling. Luther's character has historically been either
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: evil businessman, evil scientist, or some combination therein. He's never
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: been portrayed as batshit crazy. Eisenberg's ADD riddle performance was
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: distracting at best and completely pulled you out of the
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: movie at worst. He was the worst of things in
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: a really bad movie.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Sounds about right.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Who was the Lex Luthor in Smallville?
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Michael Rosenbaum.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Michael Rosenbaum is kind of awesome.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: I liked that because I watched Smallville when I was younger.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: As you should. Like in the early days, that was
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: a great show. And I feel, well, I said that forever.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: I'm like, why didn't they not just, when they got
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: to the end of the run, which may have gone
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: a couple extra seasons and it needed to, but either way.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Did that get to 10 seasons or was this close?
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: It was at least, yeah, it was nine or 10,
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: but I'm like, And again, by the time they weren't
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: in Smallville anymore, it didn't make any sense.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: And the fact that he never got the suit, like
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: they just drug it out for so long. So I
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: was like, when they started getting up to like six
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: or seven, I was like, okay, the studio's dying to
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: make a franchise. They want to get it going. Why
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: not just roll it over? Like they're constantly now trying
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: to go back and forth between TV and movie. I'm
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: just like, Tom is a great Clark Kent. Like he
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: obviously will be great in a suit. With the fancy hairdo. Like,
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: just give it to him.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I thought Brandon Ruth was an excellent Superman, too. That
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: wasn't a great movie, but I thought he was pretty good.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: At the time, I could not get on board with him.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: In years since, I've become okay. Like, he's one of
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: the better things about that damn Legends of Tomorrow thing.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: But, like, it was a... Yeah, I just, at the time,
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: was not okay with him.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about the DC shows as a whole?
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I think they do pretty decently with him. Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Just recently discussed it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, okay, sorry.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: It seems like every single podcast we end up back there. Yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm a little bit behind, so apologies.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we bitched about a lot of them. I'm still
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: trying to like The Flash, but they've got problems.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: And that freaking new show, the comedy show, is terrible. Powerless.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one of those, like, I like everybody involved. Like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: it's got so many interesting people.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: It's actually tied to DC. It really is licensed through them,
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: and they're referencing their characters, using jokes based around their comics.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: It's just not funny. But the villains that actually appear,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: like that stupid pumpkin man, whatever it is, it seemed
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: like a generic one created for the show. It's just
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: not funny is the problem.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: It's a comedy, and everything is off about the comedy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I was excited about it because I love Better Off Ted,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: and it looks like Better Off Ted with superheroes, but
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: not so much.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: All right, next up, the most impressive visuals, CG, practical, whatever,
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: in a 2016 film. The nominees are Deadpool, Rogue One,
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: The Jungle Book, Arrival, and the winner is Kubo and
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: the Two Strings. Which again, anything putting that much work, anything...
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Going that out of their way to make something look cool.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm always impressed with stop motion.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: You should put a little two-string guitar solo in right
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: after that.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I think they had one of those. It's in the movie.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Mo Gibson's talking.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Stop him. Stop him. He'll say something horrible.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: He looks like Bilbo Baggins when he has that moment
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: that he hisses.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: You had me at Bilbo. I already started laughing.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: You know what just occurred to me? Like four hours
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: in here, the Oscar still hasn't started.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Now, is this Mel Gibson's girlfriend or daughter?
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: You're not supposed to ask those questions. Says Hollywood, you
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: learned to not ask that. Oh, man.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: The 30 Rock parody of that, the whole Mel Gibson
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: fiasco was hilarious.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: When you're working the red carpet, you go, and who
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: are you with tonight? You don't walk into that trap.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: You let them describe what's going on.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Here you go, young Miss Gibson.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Nope, because then she's not his wife. You'll get yourself
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: in trouble then. No, Miss Gibson's at home. Shh, don't
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: tell her. She's not watching the Oscars. All right, next up,
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: we have the most obnoxious use of CGI in a
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: 2016 film. I thought that was a good category.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good category.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: So, the nominees are Warcraft, which I'm going to go
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: ahead and throw in this comment. Unwatchable CG garbage. He
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: goes on to say, Warcraft hurts more because Duncan Jones' involvement.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Duncan Jones' name on Warcraft tricked me into giving it
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: a shot.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Arrgh!
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: My eyes!
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Once again, the best comments come from that unnamed character.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say you used to play World of
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Warcraft because.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: You were trying to be cool.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: But everything but uh you know you always relapse eventually
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: but yeah seeing just like the preview i didn't i
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: didn't see the movie because i was like i know
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be bad i feel like it's trailers i
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: was like you could make them look Like, they look
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: better in the cut scenes of World of Warcraft than
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: they did in the previews.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: That's the other thing. Like, I really do. Like, Duncan
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Jones seems pretty cool and kind of like an interesting
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: guy that was going to, on a run of picking
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: really interesting direction as far as topics and movies. Oh, wait,
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: I'm distracted. Emma Stone's talking. Anyway, but no, I was
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: surprised that he went from doing stuff like Moon... To
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: doing this massive production with all this, I'm assuming, studio involvement. Wait, wait.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: He did Moon?
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I love Moon.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Do that math.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Moon and Source Code.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Which, again, Source Code's a bigger studio property. It was
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: really good, though. But it's still kind of a weird
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: idea that I can see him getting behind.
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Warcraft, just trying to do an adaptation of Warcraft just
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: seems so generic.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I think he's a really big gamer. I think he's
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: a Warcraft fan.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: I think I heard that. I guess that's okay.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I know Raimi was supposed to do it forever. I
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened there, but I don't think Raimi
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: was into Warcraft at all. I think he just wanted
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to make a fantasy movie.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: The deck's just stacked against you. Why bother? I don't know.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: There's lots of material to work with to make a
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: movie with Warcraft.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: There's so much lore that you can work with.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Make a full CG movie.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: Or just make your own medieval movie. You can make
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: other stuff with orcs and shit in it. There's plenty
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: of it out there. Look at the fantasy novels. There's
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: a lot of them.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Make a movie called Orcs and Shit.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Orcs and Shit. Coming soon. Studio, start sending me money.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: I will make a terrible CG-filled movie.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Just send me a lot of money. Look for a
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Kickstarter for Orcs and Shit.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: I will win my own foiler. I don't care. All right.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: We've gotten distracted once again. The next option. And I
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: just saw this. I'm glad I did, but I'll allow it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: It was certainly there. The headshots in John Wick 2.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of slinging CG blood around. Now, granted,
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: he kills 4,000 people. So there's a lot of blood
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: to deal with. I understand you got to work in
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: when you got to work in. I understand it. But
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: some of it looked pretty bad. Other than that, it's
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: a fun movie. I still might be partial to the
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: first one, but it's pretty damn entertaining.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I loved it. Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: It's so entertaining. All right. So the next ones were
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: runners up. We had a couple of them tied for
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: second place. First up is, and I like this is
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: the way they worded it. All that nonsense at the
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: end of suicide squad. Yep. That's pretty much the weird dancing,
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: swirling tornado and rock dudes. And it was a bunch
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: of crap. I just, again, all the CG stuff is
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: where most of that goes.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Horribly, horribly wrong. Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Also, the writing's questionable. But there's a lot of bad
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: CG in there. Speaking of a lot of bad CG,
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: the doomsday fight in Batman v Superman. Oh, gosh. Which,
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: once again, like, what? There's a way to do a
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: finale in a superhero movie without giant CG bullshit. Like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: there is. I know there is. Occasionally I've seen it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Not very often. But it doesn't matter. Because the winner
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: is kind of. I kind of see it. A lot
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: of people had issues. The digital actors in Rogue One.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: We have a couple of comments here. First up on, again,
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: spoilers if you didn't know, there are digital actors in
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Rogue One. But we're going to name both of them here.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: On Leia, the brightly lit Leia looked rubbery and just wrong.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: It really reminded me of what they did with Jeff
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Bridges in 2010's Tron Legacy.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was terrible.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: They de-aged him to play Clue. In Tron's defense, though,
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Clue wasn't supposed to be human, so you could almost
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: forgive it. The effect didn't look any better six years later,
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: which is kind of a shame because having Leia there
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: at the end was a nice touch.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I kind of see the de-aging thing because now that
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it, Leia did look like how Orlando
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Bloom looked in the Hobbit series and how Gandalf.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: So she's an elf?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: She's an elf?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying Legolas looked creepy and glowy, but still
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: looked older when he was supposed to look younger. But yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know why they made her look so bright.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: It was bright. Now on Tarkin, this other comment comes.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: This crash into the uncanny valley. If they'd stopped at
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: one scene, I might have let it slide at this
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: failed experiment. But the continued use of his presence is
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: the best example of obnoxious use I can remember. Are
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: we going to have to consider this fate when we
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: prepare our wills now? Which I believe we did address
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: that in our very special Rogue One episode. You can
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: hear it right now at the Patreon page. Just saying. Plug, plug.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Support the show.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Money.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Money, please.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: The only way we survive. I mean, these hot dogs
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: ain't cheap, damn it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: These are top quality dogs. I got to buy Oscar
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Mayer brand baloney.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: That shit is good.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: That's a good wiener.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: You got to get the high quality stuff.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: That's a real good wiener.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you. It costs money, man.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, Justin is singing.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, Justin.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That's a troll song.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: You need to turn it up. You need to crank
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: that shit up.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Crank it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: I can't get over there. I just want to see him.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe seeing him dance is enough.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Are these just people that showed up with Justin, or
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: are they dancers?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I think people are just inspired.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: If their choreography's off, they probably just stood up behind him.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, like she just did.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I just want fancy-dressed ladies following me around when I
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: go places. That's a good idea, everybody.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Please stop me from eating all these chips.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Let's all take a break and go reload on port.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Justin keep dancing us out.
• 45:44
  Speaker 12: I might lose control and fly so high I don't
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: see them when I'm in my sound Cause I got
• 45:50
  Speaker 12: that sunshine in my pocket Got that good soul in
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: my feet Feel that hot blood in my body When
• 45:57
  Speaker 12: it drops like I can't take my eyes off of
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: it Moving so phenomenally Move more like a baby rocket So.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Don't stop Under the lights When everything goes No matter how.
• 46:20
  Speaker 10: So just imagine.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: From the bottom to the top, let me hear you, Hollywood.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Can't stop it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Can't stop it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: Can't stop it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Can't stop it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: Can't stop it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: eat it every day, and if you ask me what
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: I'll say, cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-L-O-G-N-A.
• 47:04
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  Speaker 5: Our big pictures this year have had some intriguing themes. Sex, persecution, adultery,
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  Speaker 2: So has Cuba fully bounced back from, wasn't he in
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  Speaker 2: the second daddy daycare? Was he in both daddy daycares?
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  Speaker 6: I don't care. He's a douchebag. Are you saying that
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  Speaker 6: because he hangs out here all the time? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: he's like creeped on my friends.
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  Speaker 6: Every six months or so, I hear a story about
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. I did not know that.
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  Speaker 4: And he's a total fucking creep when he's here.
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  Speaker 6: He was hitting on one of my friends at back door.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, no problem.
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  Speaker 4: She honestly didn't even recognize him at first. And she
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  Speaker 4: was like, whatever, not into it. And he's like, I'm famous.
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  Speaker 2: He's like that guy.
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  Speaker 6: That's always a cool move. You know that.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: When you have to tell people.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, I'm the show me the money guy. And now
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: that people show me just a little bit of money,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I'll be in their movie.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: And then so he was rude and then he walked away.
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  Speaker 4: But then his buddy slash wingman came over and he
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: was like, you know, sorry.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Was it Tom Cruise?
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  Speaker 6: Was it Keith Urban? That's what I'm wondering. Sorry, my
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  Speaker 2: Nicole's not here, so I'll go ahead and apologize for her, too.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another $ 20.
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  Speaker 4: But, I mean, that was good for playing OJ. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, you seem kind of sleazy and dishonest.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I'll have to watch that. Just the concept sounded good.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I love TV movies, even if they're bad.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: I've actually heard really good things, just as far as
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: it being surprisingly good. Dramatic.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: The cast was pretty good.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: A real story, yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: The cast was pretty good. I mean, I know Cuba's
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: not doing well these days, but it seemed like there
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: were some other people in it that were pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: All right, and we're back. We had to take our
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: pork break. Pork break was necessary, man. Next up, and
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: it does kind of come with a spoiler at the end,
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: but once again, I'll try to tread as lightly as
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: I can. Best kill in a film in 2016. Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: First up, we have a smartass. That one death in
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Hardcore Henry. I believe it's much like John Wick. Every
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: 15 seconds or so, they kill another person.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I have not seen that, but I've heard of it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that one death. Smartass. The cooking scene in Sausage Party,
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: which is also kind of how you could bill tonight.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: It's more of a bacon party, really. The highway fall
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: to pavement in The Nice Guys. Which, again, that's another
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: one I had to go, wait, when did that come out? Like,
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: it really wasn't that long ago, but it feels like
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: it was a long damn time ago. So it's been
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: a good year for Ryan, by the way. Next up,
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: the Deadpool highway shootings. But the winner is, we're going
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: to say, the sniper shot in Heller Highwater.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That was a good one.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like we saw it coming, but, you know.
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  Speaker 4: But it was still like, I had adrenaline going. Like
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I was there.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: Felt like that one wasn't quite as surprising for me,
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: but it's still a hell of a moment. Definitely.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: We did just see Jeff Bridges not win an Academy Award.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Which, you know what? That's fine. I love that
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Cowboy character.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: He does.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: But it's, you know.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: I brought that up. I think we were waiting to
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: record on a Redesit episode, and they were talking about,
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: I think it was getting ready to come on, and
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: they were talking about it. I was like, I like
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: so many other people, but I'm like, I feel like
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: it's just kind of business as usual for Jeff Bridges. Like,
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: he's not bad. Everything about what he's doing is fine,
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: but it's like, it just got so much hype, and
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: I'm like, everybody else on that whole cast is so good.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: His partner is so cool. Oh, I know. And is so, like,
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: impressively balancing the kind of knowing bullshit that Jeff Bridges
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: is doing. So I'm like, I think he's Equally as
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: deserving as.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was kind of like, wait, but what about
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: that guy?
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought that guy was... What's his name? I
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: think I added him on Twitter. No, I don't remember
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: what the hell it was. I know he's been in
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: a lot of stuff over the years. I'd like to
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: take this moment to discuss how cute Brie Larson is.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: All right. Done.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: You discussed it.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Prerequisite. Need to be said. All right, are we ready?
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: Next up, we have the best villain in a 2016 film.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: The nominees are, and there are some pretty damn good
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: ones in here. First off, John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Lane is awesome. Like again, I always know, damn, he's
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: a good actor. And then I'll see his next movie
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: and I'll be like, God, he is still just turning
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: in these amazing performances. Next up, the Ghost Sisters in
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: Kubo and the Two Strings. I like when we get
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: a little creative. The man in Don't Breathe. I like
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: that he's just that weird old dude.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I'm a little turkey baster.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: See? That's another one of those indie horror movies. I'm
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: on board. If you can put together something like that,
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: that whole movie is just so... That was top tier.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: I went in with pretty decent expectations, but that delivered.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: It's a hell of a movie. All right. And the
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: big runner up with quite a few votes, no surprise,
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: Darth Vader in Rogue One. Yeah. Still by far the winner.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: And I got to say, most of the time I
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: try to be impartial. I try to stay out of this.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: But as I'm totaling them, I started seeing the votes
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: come in. I'm like, all right, I'm really pulling for you, dude.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: Patrick Stewart in Green Room.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: Yes. it's awesome because he's, and I think I was
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: pulling even extra hard because we just did that whole
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: episode on villains and really nobody, I think it's too new.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: I think everybody was trying to pull, I pulled a
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: couple from more recent years, but like everybody was going
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: old school, but I'm like, he's so good in that
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: because he also doesn't overdo it. Like you're playing a neo-Nazi,
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: like it's pretty easy to like go over the top,
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: but like he's so subdued and, you also buy him
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: as kind of a regular character. Like he really is
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: like a human being. He's just doing horrible, horrible things
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: because that's the situation they're in. And he's decided this
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: is what they need to do. But I'm like, it's,
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: I think that's what makes it so powerful is that
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: he is a real person and feels like there's probably
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: a lot of guys out there doing the kind of
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: shit that he does. So I back John Goodman.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: I still love John Goodman.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: He's my favorite villain of the year. I mean, I
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: still thought that was a great performance. And again, super.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Darth Vader, that's decades old.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: That's obvious. I mean, but that's obvious. Look at his outfit.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: If you're looking at challenging, Darth Vader, anybody could phone
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: that in pretty much.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's a great scene. Don't get me wrong.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: That scene is badass. It is great. But at the
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: same time, I'm like.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: John Goodman developed this.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: He fleshed out this complex.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Just the most terrifying human being possible.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Well, and again, I think because it's so layered, like
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: that one works. Because he's, at moments, not terrifying. At moments,
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: you're like, no, he's all right. He's a good guy.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: You get into moments where you're like, no, maybe I
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: was just sort of reading into this. Maybe. And I think, again,
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: there's something to being able to pull off a performance
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: with that kind of humanity to it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, there was our discussion last time. Suicide Squad is
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: nominated for an Oscar.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Best makeup.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: I mean, again, rightfully so. Look at Killer Croc. Like,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: that's great fucking makeup.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: It'd be hilarious if it was Suicide Squad.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: Oscar winner, Suicide Squad. Just saying.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Look at that guy. He looks like Richard Branson stayed
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: in a tanning bed too long.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Fred, I thought we was going to watch the awards
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: show tonight. Awards show?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Another one?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Which one is it this time? Well, Fred, this is
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: the one that we've been waiting on. It's the Best
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: Monster Movie Award.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, is Gork up for anything?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 11: He's up for the most painful death from a single
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 11: bite by a swamp monster.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: So next up is Best Monster in a 2016 film
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: The nominees are Godzilla and Shin Godzilla, which has anybody seen?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming most people haven't. So maybe that's why it's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: not pulling in all the votes on this one. The
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: giant skeleton in Kubo and the Two Strings, which is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: a giant. I watched the behind the scenes. He's a
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: huge freaking skeleton that they built in the real world.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: So that's awesome already. A Monster Calls, who I, again,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: I feel like looks a little too much like Groot.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: I can't, I mean, I'm assuming Groot's been around longer, right?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, in the comic series, he kind of looked
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: like that too.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the book's not super old, but the book is
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: really good. But yeah, the voice work's really good, like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: you said.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the voice work is awesome. Like, Liam already kind
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: of sounds like that, so he doesn't really have to.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Do a voice. He's just Liam Neeson. Yeah, the monster
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: design wasn't great, but I do definitely suggest that movie.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: And I think the story looks really interesting. I just hadn't, again,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: I hadn't gotten around to it yet, but I Just
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: for the basic idea, like, it looks kind of cool. Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: I'm still leaning, you know, my other pushes for the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: monster because I feel like not near enough people have
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: seen it. So this is the woodlawn demon in the monster,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: which I just kind of heard about it recently and
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: was like, okay, I want to find that one and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: watched it and was, like, amazed because it's, like, a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: good 60% indie drama. Like, it is... a lot of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: like relationship drama in this broken ass family. And in
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: the middle of that, a giant freaking physical monster, like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: and none of it's CG. Like they built almost too much.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: Like they all, I feel like towards the end, I'm like,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: I actually could have dialed back. Like there's a good
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: amount of monster that comes into play that I'm like,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: you kind of could have even left a little to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: the imagination and not had to build so much. But like,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Points to them for physically building a monster. It's just
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: extra plug because most people haven't heard of it. So
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: go watch the monster.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking at it on IMDb. It looks pretty cool.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a cool monster. But the winner is, and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: I liked it just for the originality for this choice,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: Black Phillip in The Vovich. It's not my fault they
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: spelled it that way. Damn it, I have to read
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: the title. The Vovich. It is a good choice, though.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: To make that image as frightening as it is, just
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: to have that close-up shot of Black Phillip be as
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: disturbing an image as it is, I'm like, points to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: the director. Like, that's cool.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: Black Phillip, safe.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You are wicked.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: You need to take a minute to make fun of
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: Jimmy Kimmel.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I would need hours.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: I've never been on board with Jimmy Kimmel. I don't know.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: It Fake as fuck. Just going back to the freaking
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: man show days. I didn't think he was funny then.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: I didn't understand how he got his own talk show.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: And that was when there were only like three. There
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: were a handful of shows out there and they just
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: gave him this huge time slot. And now I still
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: feel like the only reason to watch it is because
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: he's banking on his famous friends. Once again, it's just
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: kind of like, hey, look at all these people I know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Was that a new show or did he get somebody's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: old show? I can't remember.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: I feel like it was.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: Was it? I can't even remember now.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Because it's The Tonight Show, right?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: No. Jimmy Fallon's got The Tonight Show. No. It might
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: have been one, just the other network was trying to compete.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, Janelle.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: Yep, I never understood it. Next up is Best Action
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: Sequence in a 2016 Film. The nominees are Hardcore Henry,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: Nominated specifically for its sheer length. The entire movie is
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: just an action sequence.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: It's all first person, too.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which makes it even harder to shoot that and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: maybe not kill some people. I think it's still questionable
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: whether they killed a couple of dudes in Russia that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: nobody really knows about. There's a lot of dudes in Russia.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: They can get more. Next up. Rogue One and Rogue
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: One got a lot of nominations, but everyone went in
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: entirely different directions. So, again, this is why, you know,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: you guys got to get your act together and all
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: go in the same direction because we had stuff for
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: the ending explosion, the, like, you know, flying the battle
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: in that we always see in every freaking Star Wars movie. Also,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: this one I actually like, the chase through the ship
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: to get the plans. I thought that stuff's actually really cool.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: I like that. And as well, more votes for Darth
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Vader chops his way down the hall. But none of them,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: you know, everybody went in different directions. So next up
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: is the car exhibit shootout in The Nice Guys. Once again,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: that movie, I feel like did not get enough attention
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: at the time. Ryan's had a hell of a year
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: because he said two movies come out. And to me,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: The Nice Guys is a way better role for him.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: I think he's like, A lot more impressive in The
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: Nice Guys than in the, you know, nominated, blah, blah, whatever.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: He's just his normal self in there. But The Nice Guys,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: he pulls off some, like, comedic chops that I don't
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: think I knew he had. Like, he's legitimately funny if
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: given the right material. And he can just sort of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: hone in on this ridiculous, silly character.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: OJ won.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: Well, he can't accept it. He's in prison.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: That eight-hour documentary you were telling us about.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: That is a lengthy document.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: It's like they just put it in theaters so that
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: it would be eligible for an Oscar nomination.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: I've heard it's pretty damn good, actually.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm just saying that they did it that way
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: so that.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: That's how everybody does it, really. That's... Again, that's... Is this.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: The one that was on Netflix recently? Or was that
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: the Qubit? I think there's another.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of crazy O.J. stuff going on right now.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: I think the O.J.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Thing is on Hulu. This documentary, I think.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: I'd like to think O.J., So, the runner-up, which did
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: get quite a few nominations, but not enough to win,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: the airport fight in Captain America Civil War. Which, to me,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: is really the weak point in that movie. I like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: a lot of what's going on in that movie, but
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: the airport fight's not the most impressive, in my opinion.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: But the end fight's awesome. But the winner is the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: freeway scene in Deadpool. I can't argue. I mean... For
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: what Deadpool is, that scene encapsulates everything. The reason they
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: put that together is the test footage, essentially, to get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: the funding for the movie. You saw that scene two
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: years before the movie ever got made because Ryan was like, look,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: I will go shoot this. I'll do whatever it takes
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: to make this movie happen. Let's show people we can
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: deliver the Deadpool that they want. And it worked because
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: we got Deadpool.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: What are your all's favorite action scenes from a Marvel movie?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Like your number one choice.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: Just Marvel in general?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I, in Marvel, I love Hulk scenes.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Hulk scenes are my jam. When Hulk gets scary Hulk.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Those are my favorite action scenes.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: That's pretty awesome.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: The first movie, the first Avengers smashing through the ship.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Smashing this, yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: That's pretty damn creepy. That's a horror movie right there. Yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: there's moments when I'm just like, oh yeah, he's one
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: of the heroes.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Like, it's a little creepy. The whole, like, from Black
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: Widow's perspective is a little creepy. Yeah.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I think my favorite would be, like, the end of Ant-Man. Like,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: the Thomas the Tank Engine, all that stuff. I love
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: how they incorporated all that stuff into, like, toys. Like,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: all the traditional train cop chases and all that.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: Ant-Man was further down on the list for me just
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: of Marvel movies, but the end fight scene's pretty damn awesome.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: And where they stop over the iPhone or the iPod touch,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: whatever it was, and they stop on it the music
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: starts playing.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: It was a nice tie in. And I believe was
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: our winner of the foiler last year. The song use. Nice.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: But I'll go with anything like the group Avengers fight,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: you know, even the first one, even though, again, I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: think those villains are generic as hell, but like, yeah,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: just that just following around the city, watching each group
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: member take on somebody and then work together to like battle.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: And same thing with the opening fight in the second one.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: Like they, they learned exactly how well that worked and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: did it again. And maybe even equally as impressive that
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: second time around. So any of those big group fight
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: scenes in any of the Avengers stuff, that's, that's always fun.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I really like, I love Dan man. Like, I don't know,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: maybe it's just Paul Rudd's charisma.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Paul Rudd's great. I feel like he just didn't have
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: enough to do. I wanted to know more about his character.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: I feel like I knew just as much, if not more,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: about the Michael Douglas character. It's like they didn't even
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: focus on the main guy in their own movie. It
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: was my issue. I feel like there was more they
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: could have done with that.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: That was some CG aging that was actually pretty good,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I thought.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: De-aging?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Or de-aging, right?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because they went in like 20 years ago or something.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Just slightly de-aged Michael Douglas.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, when they de-aged Iron Man.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: That was disturbingly well. Yeah. Like that. I was like,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: what the hell? Now, granted that, I think they had
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: a lot of footage of him from that time period
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: because he was already an actor. So I think they
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: were using shots from other movies and CG and the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: hell out of them into stuff. But still, that was
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: the one I was like, wait, did they Did they
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: find unused footage somewhere from one of his old movies? Like,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know. All right. I like this classy show
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: that we are. Forget their impressive acting skills. The hottest
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: actor or actress in a 2016 film. First up with
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: the ladies. I like some of these choices, by the way. Because,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: you know, sometimes you don't get put on the kind
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: of list that we're talking about here when you're Aubrey Plaza.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: But I like that nominated Aubrey Plaza in Dirty Grandpa,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: for God's sakes.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I did not see that one, but I do love
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Aubrey Plaza.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: Aubrey Plaza.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: She's so good in Legion, speaking of superhero stuff. I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever seen that, but she's good
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: When he nominated her, I commended him. I was like,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: nice choice.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: This one, no surprise, and I like the wording on
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: the movie. Eva Green in, as the nominator put it, Mr.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Burton's House of Precocious Children. It's pretty damn funny. I'd
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: kind of see that too, actually. Back to our comment
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: a little while ago. Noticing her on the podium there.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters. There's a follow-up comment later that
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: I'll get to. Next up, Blake Lively in The Shallows. Yep,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: she did spend most of the movie in her bathing suit.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: Even bleeding, she's kind of attractive. And the winner is,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: by a relatively wide margin, it is her year, Miss
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: Emma Stone.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Miss Emma Stone.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: You can't go wrong with Miss Emma Stone.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Was she in something this year? I'm just kidding.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: I do like another random nominee, but I just like
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: the comment that came with it because we're all just horrible,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: shameful people. There was also a vote for Ophelia Lovabond.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: who I'm not familiar with, and I guess this will
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: explain why if you aren't either, from The Autopsy of
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: Jane Doe, they mention, spends the entire film as a
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: naked corpse on a gurney. I'm so ashamed. Oh, it's okay,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: anonymous nominator. We all feel that shame. We're all equally
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: as creepy as you. It's all right. I thought that
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: was funny.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: It's like Ann Saylor's, the saddest IMDb movie credit. Do
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: you know about this? She was in one movie credited
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: as woman who urinates.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: That's what you want on your IMDb.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Well, that makes that person feel better.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: It was fake.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: She was acting. She wasn't actually dead.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: Acting. Brilliant.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 13: Thank you.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Performance was a little stiff.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: But seriously, folks, a big... Thank you to Emma Stone.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: If you'd like to come pick up the foiler, I'll
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: have it. You can come by. Just swing by and
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: pick it up and bring your eyes. Yeah, anyway, just saying.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: You're definitely not like that guy in Don't Breathe.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: I'm not. Totally not. That girl escaped. I do not
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: have anyone in the basement right now. There's some dogs there.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: They'll probably jump on me.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: A couple turkey basters.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: Fair warning.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: No turkey basters.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: No turkey baster. Just two dogs that are going to
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: call the hell out of you. If you're okay with that.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, that turkey pastry. That's cool.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: He does have a very large room-sized oven at his disposal, but.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: You can't prove I'd do anything with that. He only
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: uses it for good. Never mind. Moving on to the gentlemen.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: And we were kind of short one. It was mostly chicks,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: but again, in the beginning, I was surprised like people...
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: We used to get mostly girls, and then people started
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: throwing in the guys. And then sometimes people will do both,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, I didn't really specify. Feel free to
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: put in both if you want. So for future reference,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: when you all get a hold of me to do
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: this next year, you can put a guy and a girl.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: Fine with me. I don't care. I like getting both versions.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: So with the guys, we have Chris Pratt. This one
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: surprised me.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Ben Foster.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Ben Foster. I like him as an actor, but not
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: like tiger meat material.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: I think like in... What's he in?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: Hell or High Water. He's the other brother.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like he had something in that movie.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see. I can see. He's a dude.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Especially in Hell or High Water where it's like we're men.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: And he was like a... Bad boy action.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: 310 to Yuma, right? He was in that.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: I can see the cowboy, bad boy charm.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: He just seems like such a... He's always going to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: be the super amazing character actor dude.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: From Flash Forward.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm like, you don't get Tiger Beat from him.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 6: But who do you? Mr. Ryan Gosling. Nope.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Doesn't do a damn thing for me.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: Everybody loves old Mouseketeer Ryan Gosling. And we were kind
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: of short once, so I'm going to throw your boy
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: Trevante in there. How about that? Trevante! I put it
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: in just for you. My man! Extra bonus points for
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: Trevante Rose. He is the hottest. Perfect. Who some people
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: say are perfect and the hottest dude around.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: He is perfectly symmetrical. He's the adult version of Sharana
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: in Moonlight.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: God damn.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: No love for Clooney and Hail Caesar.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: Definitely not.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: That Caesar outfit.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: No hating on Clooney.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Wait, so wait, okay, so.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: So are you going to try to lead off and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: figure out who the winner is?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, who are my boos?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: I'm not surprised by it, but I'm kind of, personally,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: I'm like, eh.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, is it going to be Casey Affleck?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: No. Thank God. Look, he's like an old homeless dude.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: Come on now. Except he's like 24. He still looks
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: like he's bumming for money somewhere.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Was Oscar Isaac in anything this year besides X-Men Apocalypse?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: Just X-Men Apocalypse, which we decided he's miscast. And has
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: a weird blue face. Power Rangers villain. He kind of was, actually.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I can't take credit for that. I saw that on
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: somebody else's commentary, but yeah. Very accurate.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: Alright, are you ready for the real winner? I mean,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: you won't be shocked. I won't be shocked. And the
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: winner is... Ryan Reynolds. He's a pretty dude. I'll give
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: it to him. He's pretty. He's old news. He's pretty.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: He's talented, but he's not striking.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: He's not. There's nothing like it.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: That movie Buried he was in, that doesn't get talked
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: about enough. I really love that movie.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: I thought that was good. That's the thing. Nobody cared
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: about that movie when it came out, but I was like,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: His performance is good and super bonus points to that
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: writer and director for finding a way to tell an
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: entire story stuck in a box.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: It was intense. I think I actually drove all the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: way to Indianapolis to see that movie because at the
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: time it was on anywhere near me. I think the
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: very next week it started playing within 30 minutes of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: my house.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Bastards!
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: I blame you, Ryan Reynolds! Damn you! Oh well, he's
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: the hottest dude around according to our voters. But as
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: a follow-up, and to tie into our comment earlier, one
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: of the nominators who, this is both of their nominees,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: my actor choice is Ryan Reynolds, while my actress choice
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: is Kate McKinnon. Both characters are cocky, charming smartasses who
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: love to lick their guns. I guess I gotta type.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: I will leave them anonymous, as I do with all
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: our nominators. Feel free to make all your shameful comments.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: I will not even out you.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I like Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: I do. Again, I've said that. I think that movie...
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: It got a bad rap. I mean, it definitely got
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: a bad rap either way. It's not amazing, but I
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: was entertained by it. I think it's fine.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: The casting stuff, I think, gave it more importance. I mean,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: it was just a dumb, fun comedy. It wasn't anything
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: trying to make a grand statement. It was just fun.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: But I think she's the part that's pretty impressive. Most
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: of the acting's fine. I think.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: McCarthy, this is the first movie that I've seen that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: she didn't pretty much annoy me.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: She was actually a real human being instead of being
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: a ghostbuster. Spy.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched it yet, but I've heard surprisingly good
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: things about Spy.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: I liked Spy a lot. I laughed out loud.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: Your show and.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Sponsor is so good.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: It's one of those Kate McKinnon just commits to the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: ridiculousness of that character.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: She is so funny.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: Licking the gun is the subtle things that she does.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: She's so ridiculous in that. Bonus points for anybody who
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: can just lay into the weirdness of the character. Yep,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: that's her. She's also seemingly kind of a weird chick,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: by the way.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Next up, the 2016 movie you expected to hate but
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: ended up enjoying. These are sometimes good recommendations. Some of
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: them I don't see coming, like the first nominee, Storks.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: And I know who put this down, and I'm really
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: shocked by who it was. So if this person liked it,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: I guess we need to check out Storks. Oh, next up,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: The Monster, as previously mentioned.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: Or at least, Way more entertaining than you would expect,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 6: I suppose. Don't Breathe, kind of fall into that. I
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: thought the trailer looked good, but I was afraid it
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: was all in the trailer. I thought they just cut
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: a really good trailer. Nope, that movie's great. A cure
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: for wellness. Have you seen A Cure for Wellness? Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: Is it a really good trailer? It's a really good trailer.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: All right, then. Enough said.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: It's like about three hours long, right?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: It's long.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: It felt... It didn't matter what the length was, the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: movie was.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: Does it all look really good? Because visually, it looks amazing.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: It's all right. Not enough to entertain you for three
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: and a half hours. God. Four hours. Eight hours.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: So pissed off about that.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: Next up, Zootopia, which I hear.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: I need to get around to that.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: It's one of those... Yeah, I've had it. It's on
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: Netflix now. I'm like, okay... keep hearing relatively good things
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: about it like that it it actually has a story
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: and important themes and.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel I have difficulty getting into
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: CG movies like that CG animation not made by Pixar
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: for some reason but I don't know it's just the
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: bias I guess for so long they were the only
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: ones doing it well and I think maybe.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: I mean it kind of is yeah it's still Disney
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: at this point they own everything you.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Know oh okay I didn't realize I was a Disney
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: one too yeah Disney owns Pretty much.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: It's okay. Again, I trust them. At this point, they
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 6: know how to make money. They know what to do
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: with their money. I'm not going to argue with them
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: until they start screwing things up. But until then, fine.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: They can run everything. And the winner is, much to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: our discussion earlier, Ghostbusters. I was, yeah. I mean, it
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: was one of those, I just went in like, for
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: God's sakes, everybody shut up about it and just play
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: the movie. It can't be as big a deal as
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: you're making it. Get over yourselves.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: And it was fine. It's like, Kate McKinnon is great.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I like Leslie Jones and Leslie Jones is actually, she
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: seems like a really awesome person. Uh, a friend of mine, uh,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: her little boy has a crush on Leslie Jones and
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: she recorded a video of him. Like when everybody was
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: being mean to her on Twitter, like, uh, and just
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: saying he doesn't like it. I think he was threatening
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: to beat people up that were being mean to her
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: on Twitter. She tweeted it at Leslie Jones. Leslie Jones
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: tweeted back and loved it and sent him a bunch
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: of free Ghostbusters stuff like little kid Ghostbusters t-shirts and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: autographed pictures and stuff like that. I love hearing stuff
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: like that about actors and being nice to people.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: That's pretty awesome. Ghostbusters, it's fine. I mean, You shouldn't
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: compare it to the other one, so don't.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: It's the same fucking movie.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: It's not the same movie. Granted. I mean, as its
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: own separate movie, I don't think it's as good as
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: that one. But, again, I'm not comparing them as a thing.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: Just as a comedy.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: And now it's like we're playing ball in the 2010s comedy.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a very different world. Like, 1984 is a
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: totally different world to be making a comedy in.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: So the only thing I really didn't like about it
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: was Chris Hemsworth. I thought his bimbo at it, it
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: was funny, but it was overdone.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: See, I don't know. I kind of went the other way.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: That was, I think the way that they used them
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: in the second half of it is kind of a waste,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: but I think he, once again, much like the Kate McKenna, like,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: He had no problem just laying into the ridiculousness.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, it did make me laugh.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: It was funny. And again, because they're already doing role reversal,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: we need a Mimbo. Come on, bring him in there.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: We all know he's pretty.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Chris Hemsworth didn't make it into the hotties.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: He's not hot, is he? He's a big old mess.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Good lord.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Obviously, he's a big old mess. Take that, Ryan Reynolds.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: We did get a comment, though. It says, Ghostbusters got
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: so much flack, I assumed it was just going to
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: be outright horrible. It had some issues, but I thought
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: it was fine. Stop making me defend this. Who do
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: you think you are? I like when comments yell at me.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: Or possibly you, the listener. Alright, moving on to maybe
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: my favorite category. Certainly one that it came from a
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: listener years ago. I don't even know if he's around anymore.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: I rarely hear from him, but his legacy lives on
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: because he created this category and I stick with.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: It every year.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: The dreariest study of the human condition in a 2016 film.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: I love that. And what my favorite part is, I
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: don't spell it out. I'm like, do with that as
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: you will. And sometimes people are like, So you mean
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: like they want to try to clarify and I'm like,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: for whatever you want. So like sometimes I feel like
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: it comes from the real world. Sometimes it's the movie itself.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: One of them was like, if by that you mean awesome,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: I'm like, all right, that's your take on it. Feel free.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: Read into it as you will. So the nominees are,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 6: and again, there's a few sketchy ones here as far
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: as the timeline, but who cares?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: They didn't win.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: The Lobster. Which, yes, overseas it opened a long damn
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: time ago. But this year, it was at Sundance in 2016.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: And it's a weird freaking movie. Possibly the dreariest. But no,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: it wasn't. Night of Cups. What a surprise. Terrence Malick
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: being dreary and shit.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Didn't see either of those.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: This one.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: Night of Cups I heard was pretty bad.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: It's just... Everything I hear is just weird and his normal... Yeah,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's the thing. He makes great looking movies
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: and then structures them so that normal people don't want
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: to watch them anyway. They're just like, I don't understand. So,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: next up, in this one, at first I was like, oh,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: but no, you're right. Tin Cloverfield Lane. Once you get
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: into the movie, I'm like, no, that is the dreariest
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: study of humans at their most humanist. Yep, that's how
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: it goes. Gotta give them points. That's a good one.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: As is nocturnal animals. Just people being horrible, horrible people.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: But not the winner. You can't compete with this one.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: Batman v. Superman. Dawn of Justice. And don't worry, there's
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: some comments. Big surprise.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: There's two different elaborations here. The first one says, Batman v. Superman.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: Dawn of Justice. Hands down. Full stop. I have never
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: seen a film that actively disliked its target audience as
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: much as this one did. Batman doesn't kill you, say? Bullshit.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: He'll murder you dead if you get in his Batmobile's way.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: Superman will work tirelessly to save the day? Well, maybe
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: he does after he does his Jesus pose after some
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: flood victims so the light catches him in his cape
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: just right. Hey, is that Jimmy Olsen? Yep, and we
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: just capped his ass. Need a spear to kill the
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: rampaging monster? But it's not in the city? Well, lead
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: the monster into the city, which incidentally was the kind
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: of thing Batman was rightfully pissed off about in the
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: beginning of the film after the events of Man of Steel.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: Instead of bringing the freaking spear to the monster. Should
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: Superman sacrifice himself at the end to kill the monster?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: You bet, because having Wonder Woman save the day is
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: just silly. Safe word, Martha, because fuck you, fans. That's why,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: go see a Marvel film if you want to be entertained.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: This is medicine, and not the good kind either. This
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: is the sketchy kind from Mexico with a lot of
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: side effects and no health benefits.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Wow. Senses some hostility there.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: Thank you, unnamed contributor. The second unnamed contributor also continues with,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: Two and a half hours of Guardians of Humanity being
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: persecuted by the people they're trying to save, forced into hiding,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: and turned against each other. The moral being, humanity doesn't
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: deserve a Superman. Yeah, this movie broke my heart. People
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: really didn't like Batman v Superman. I don't know if
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: you guys are picking up on that. People really didn't
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: like Batman v Superman, colon, Dawn of Justice.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: But the industry can take great pride in its achievement
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: this year. It's the first time we've had smellies on purpose.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Pictures that smell. Isn't that wonderful? I remember when you
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: had to wait for the reviews.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: All right, we are moving on. on into the music categories,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: which we have already laid the groundwork on, but that
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: is not necessarily how these guys went. So this is
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: the favorite use of a song in a 2016 film. See,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: this is the different part. We were playing all the
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: ones nominated for Oscars. Oscars are boring and have rules.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: Oscars are boring. Stupid rules. So, I specifically put in
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: when I created this category, parentheses, it does not have
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: to be originally created for this film. So, feel free
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: to work in any damn song that got used in
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: a movie that you like. So, this one is sort
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: of a one-two punch in its own one category here.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: Just as a little shout-out. Rest in peace, George. Because
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: we had nominated, first, Faith by George Michael. From Keanu.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 6: A very pivotal moment in that movie, I believe. And also,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: Careless Whisper by Wham from Deadpool. Who I believe we've
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: already worked into an episode of Attack of the Killer Soundtrack.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: Because we were that moved by it the first time.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 6: Next up, and I did like this one, once again,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: perfect use in this movie, I Think We're Alone Now
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: by Tommy James and the Shondells from Tin Cloverfield Lane.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 6: It's a really good use of that song. This one,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: I give points because it's originally created for the film, alright.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 6: This is I Ran, originally by Flock of Seagulls, but
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: instead it's performed by Ryan Gosling and his cheesy cover band.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: It's pretty damn entertaining. Mostly because Emma Stone's jumping around
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: and being a goof, so extra bonus points for that.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: The runner-up, which had Several votes, but didn't quite push
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: it over the top. But as to the two-string solo
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: we mentioned earlier, While My Guitar Gently Weeps by Regina
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: Spector from Kubo and the Two Strings. But couldn't pull
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: it out past the landslide victory of a song that
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: I wasn't really sure how people were going to feel
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: about when I saw it in the theater. But the
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: winner is Sabotage from Star Trek Beyond.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 13: I got it.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: I was surprised how much I liked it and for
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: kind of the same reasons as these comments here. So
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: I'll just go ahead and read these off. I rolled
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: my eyes when I heard it in the trailer thinking
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 6: they were trying to brand the next film as cool.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize the song was actually used as a
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: plot point and a nice callback to the first film.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 6: It was the cherry on top of another unexpected pleasure
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: of the year. It's the closest any of the movies
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: have come to replicating the fun of the 60s TV show.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: It was kind of my thing. I didn't expect it
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: to actually be used in the movie. Yeah, yeah. For
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: a reason. It was a cool scene. It's pretty cool.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: I was pretty thrilled with that.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: I really liked that movie, for sure.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: It was a lot of fun. Again, it is the
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: first one that kind of feels like a one-off.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Episode, too.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: It's so self-contained. It's like an episode of the show
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: for an hour and a half. It does kind of
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: work as a start trick in the old sense of
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: the word.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Viola Davis, best supporting actress ever.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 6: That was kind of locked in, actually. I looked at
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 6: all those and went, no, the rest of you bastards don't.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Have a shot. I gotta see that movie.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: She's always amazing.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Look at those traps. She's been doing some shrugs.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: Because she's badass. See, if anybody needs to win something
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: for fucking Suicide Squad, it's her. Viola Davis is the
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: reason to see Suicide Squad.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Gosh, that's impressive. Kudos, Viola. Like, she.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 6: Again, in a movie that doesn't deserve it, pulls in
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: this amazing performance.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good. Her and Will Smith are like that.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: Way more cutthroat than all of these other supposedly dangerous people.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: I think Her and Will Smith are the two best performances. Yeah.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: Harley Quinn, I wasn't too fond of.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: I'm okay with her. I think she did a good job,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 6: but there's nothing to put her in a better story.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: That whole mouth agape thing, it seemed like every picture
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: I saw from that movie before it came out, she
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: had her mouth open. I was sort of worried that
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: she had TMJ. You know, I mean, she was all right.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't that bad.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: I think she got that character for what they were
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: doing with it. It's a different version than the animated version.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: I'm sure it's different than what they've done in the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: comics over the years.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: I saw some chatter on IMDb saying that they, like,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: I think people wanted that goofy outfit she had on
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: in the cartoon. I was like, do you realize how
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: dumb that would look?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: I know they had that little flash to it in
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: the movie, but.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it got overdone with the t-shirt option that she
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: went with, which, by the way, is almost entirely stolen
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 6: from Debbie Harry, by the way. Have you seen those pictures?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 6: There's a shot of Debbie Harry in the 70s. She's
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: straight up wearing almost everything on, minus the text that says, Daddy's.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: A little monster.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: Everything else is almost completely stolen from Debbie Harry. So,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: you know who to steal from.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: It's all right. Yeah. Blondie Fitz.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: I think they knew better than to play her off.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: Do you guys want to be crucified in the media?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: Might have been worried about those muscled up arms.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: That's true. They would also. She'd beat their ass. Alright.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: Next up. Continuing the musical entries. This is the favorite
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: score in a 2016 film. And again, it does not
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: have to be specifically created for this. First up is,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: once again, one of our favorites of the evening, Kubo
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: and the Two Strings, composed by Dario Marinelli. I'm going
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: to go with that. Dario Marinelli. Next up, Hell or
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 6: High Water, composed by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: Which is a really great.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: Any movie they score, it's going to be awesome. Like,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: I love the one, they did the one for the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: assassination of Jesse James. That was such a great score.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: Nick Cave's just a badass.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Definitely. That song, the Coulter Wall song that they used
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: on there is really good, too. He's like a teenager
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: from Canada. It's one song on there with vocals. You
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: should look him up. He's got just this amazing, like,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: old-fashioned country voice. Super deep. He's like 19. Again, yeah,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: they do.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: Kind of skated that line like you could take that
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 6: way annoyingly country which as I've stated on the show
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: not my thing but it doesn't it just fits the
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 6: like destitute Texas wasteland that they're in the.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Middle of yeah and I mean he's Coulter is like
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: sparse sort of Johnny Cash sort of stuff so it works.
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  Speaker 6: Again if you find it's not big and rich it's
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 6: awesome yeah alright next up and I like this they
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: didn't even want the entirety of the score just that
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: one scene That one part, it is specifically Wonder Woman's
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: theme from Batman v Superman by Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: And it is, I mean, again, go back to that episode.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: We specifically cite that part when that song kicks in
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: is badass. And like, it's the only like inspired music
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: in the entire movie. Like the rest is the most forgettable.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 6: How can you make forgettable music for like Superman music? Batman,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 6: like they're beating people up the whole movie and you
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: come up with nothing. But luckily that little bit of
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: Wonder Woman kicks in and it's actually interesting. I believe
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: that's how this person goes on. We did have a comment.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: She was the saving grace of that godforsaken film every
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: second she was on screen. As she rescued the movie
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: before she even showed up with that Middle Eastern guitar
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: riff and warrior drums, there hasn't been a movie riff
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: this catchy since Danny Elfman's Batman theme. damn, that's a
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: pretty high praise.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely. I'm so excited for the Wonder Woman movie. I
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: think it might actually break them out of the rut.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: Cautiously optimistic. That's what I was just going to say.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: I should probably go a little lower next.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: I love superhero movies that are period pieces.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 6: To me, that's what we said before. I feel like
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: it's got a very first Captain America vibe to it.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm okay with that. Go down that road.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: You know, they were supposed to do that Magneto movie
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: set in World War II, and that would have been amazing.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: I mean, they always kind of started there in the
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: old series, but they would jump away from it.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, weren't they, though, supposed to do a whole movie
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: specifically about Magneto and the Holocaust? From what I understand,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: that's a touchy subject.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: I could see that being written, getting backed by a studio.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know. That would be surprising to get major
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 6: studio push, but. But, nope, next up is our runner-up,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: which got several votes. His stuff is usually pretty damn impressive.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: This is The Neon Demon by Cliff Martinez. But the
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: winner is, and previously mentioned on our Attack of the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 6: Killers soundtrack episode, and called out for not being nominated
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 6: for an Oscar, this is the winner, The Arrival, composed
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 6: by Johan Johannes.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: I love that movie, but honestly, I can't really remember
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: anything about the score.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Well, the score was extremely subdued, minimal.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: That's a good score.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: It was just incredibly atmospheric, setting the tone for.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: The entire movie.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think I mentioned that Jackie was my
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: favorite score. And Jackie and Moonlight were my favorite scores. But, yeah,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: I was very surprised that Arrival was not nominated just for...
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: how much it added to the movie atmospherically and mood-wise.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine Arrival with a different score. And also,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Johan Johansson, he's a big up-and-coming name.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: I'm seeing him at Big.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: Ears Festival, the Experimental Music Festival, next month. I'm like
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: super stoked.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 9: Where's that at?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: Knoxville, Tennessee.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 6: So we're going to have to get him on the
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: show is what you're going to say.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: Probably would.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: I'll see what I can do. Johans.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: Johan.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: We're coming for you.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to re-watch that movie now because I have
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: a terrible memory. I actually just watched it.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 6: This past weekend and hadn't seen it. So I was
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: like the music I did kind of notice going into
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: this because I'd already been seeing people vote for it.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 6: But I was also surprised how, again, I feel like
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: it suffered from that trailer because I didn't even like
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: commented about how much I wasn't enthused about seeing it
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: because I was afraid it was going in like most
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: alien movies, especially that aren't, well, that aren't action alien movies,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 6: like everything else that's trying to be semi serious about it.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: It usually is just like an hour and a half
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 6: of buildup before we ever even get to aliens or
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 6: any interaction or, It's always just like drug out until
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 6: the very end for some weird trippy like finale. And
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: like from almost the get go, it's like, here are
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 6: the aliens. Here's our interaction with them. Like it really
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: is an interesting and as close to a like pretty
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 6: realistic take of like watching. That was one of the
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 6: better scenes I thought at the very beginning when I'm
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 6: always interested to see when they have like some catastrophic
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 6: or major event take place, how it's presented in film.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: And like when, like the fact that like all those
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: people are just sort of rushing around in the beginning,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: she's not really paying that much attention. And then everybody's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: cell phones are going off and you're just like, you
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: can put that away now. Thanks. And like, it finally
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: like sinks in and that's, that's the way that stuff's
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: going to catch you. It's like finding a subtle way
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 6: to be like, Oh shit, the world just changed. Like that's,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: that kind of stuff was really cool. And then watching
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: her try to deal with interacting with them in a
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: real world setting, like, It was all pretty well done.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 6: I was impressed with what a cool version it was
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 6: of just interacting with aliens the whole movie. And I
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 6: don't remember that coming across in the trailer.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's like the entire premise of the movie
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: is like, yes. Every time I've seen an alien movie,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: I'm like, why is there not.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 6: A linguist involved?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: Where are the anthropologists?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: We've got to have people that can communicate. No, they're boring.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: We need more people with guns. That's what aliens respond to.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: That was based on a book, wasn't it?
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 13: On what?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 6: No, a true story. Based on a true story.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: It was a non-fiction book.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: It only happened in China, though. They wouldn't tell us
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: about it. They're pretty secretive. I wonder how that movie
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: went over in China was my thing. I mean, eventually
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: it's all okay, I guess, but they're kind of made
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 6: us the bad guys through most of the movie. It
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 6: was like, there's a huge market for selling our movies
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: in China. Just wondered how that response was.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: Just did some tweaking in the edit.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: Darn, they're stuck in Japan. I don't know if that
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 6: audio matches up exactly.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Hold it.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 14: I don't want any more of that playing, that Alfie.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 14: I've been married six weeks, and my wife says... You
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 14: mustn't play Alfie anymore when I come on. You've got
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 14: to play when I grow too old to.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 8: Dream.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 14: That's an ad lib. I really put him out up there.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: I love her. Hidden Figures was so good.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did want to say they were mentioning it
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 6: earlier before we started rolling here, but yeah, they were
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: discussing last year's hashtag I first go white, which if
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 6: you remember, you were here last year, Jacqueline. We were...
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 6: Hashtag foilers so diverse because we had many, many people
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: of color involved in the foilers. And yeah, you'll notice
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 6: this year the Oscars is kind of aping our shoot.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying. Kind of what? They're stealing our thing.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: They want to be just like us is what we've learned.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Her music is so good. Like Janelle Monae, her music's amazing.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: I love Ark Android. It's a great record.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 6: That's a pretty damn impressive dress, too. I don't know
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 6: what all was going on.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: Have you ever listened to her music at all? She's
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: got an album that's themed around the movie Metropolis. She's
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: like a big sci-fi nerd.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 6: So she needs to be on the show, is what
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 6: you're saying. Invitation, throwing it out there right now. She
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 6: is welcome to, regardless of whether you win an Oscar
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 6: or not, you're still welcome on Movie Mountain. But yeah,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 6: just saying. I thought it was interesting. The influence we
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 6: have on the industry as a whole.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: That is amazing.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: We're pushing the envelope, guys.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: I was glad to see that there were... It's not
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: just that more movies with African-American leads after African-American directors are.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 13: In the Oscars.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like there were just a lot more movies.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 6: There were a lot more.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: A lot more good movies.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 6: That's the thing. Last year, they were giving everybody... Everybody
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 6: got so much hell for that. And I was just like, well, again, yes,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 6: the Academy is biased. It's a bunch of old white people.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 6: But on top of that, there's just not near as
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 6: many roles going to people of color of any variety.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 6: You know, it's like, it's still 98% white dudes getting
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 6: all the lead roles. So I'm like, it's, it's white
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 6: dudes giving white dudes roles. It's really, yeah. So it's
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: really hard to find. Like, that's the thing. They were like, Oh,
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: there's nobody. And they had a couple again, pushing Will
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: Smith when he's your husband does not make you seem
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 6: any cooler, but like they were trying to come up
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 6: with some good examples. I'm like, yeah, you were scraping bottom.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 6: Cause there just weren't a ton of black roles or
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: anybody that wasn't white, you know? It's like we're just
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 6: not a ton of stuff that was made that year.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, at this point, it's a numbers game.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 6: You know, it's like there's only so many. You can't
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 6: just start giving them to anybody when they're making a
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: crappy movie.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: So it's like we kind of have to, you know,
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 6: keep the standards high to make better movies, but just
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: let a lot of other people in. Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: And while on this subject, I just want to suggest
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: that every person listening go see Get Out. It's pretty amazing.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: Don't say anything, though.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no. I'm not going to spoil anything.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: The other two haven't seen it, so we're making him
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 6: shut up. But he is wholeheartedly recommending it.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: No plot points revealed, but it's just an amazing, horror,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: suspenseful movie. Definitely go see it.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's horror in it? Damn it.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, dang, sorry.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 6: Never mind. Ruined it now.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: I feel like there's not usually, like, a good horror
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: movie coming out this early in the year i felt
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: like it was like just for my birthday like thank
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: you it's.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: Like i love horror that deals with serious issues and
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: and it's definitely one of those but there.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: Is comedy i feel like a horror movie that doesn't
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: have any comedy is not that great you have to
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: have a little bit i'm not.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: A horror fan at all so yeah i like the
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: stuff like scream and stuff like that where they kind
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: of give some levity to it but just like Some
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: gore I can do, but I used to get squeamish
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: during House MD when they did the surgery scene. I
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: was in a horror movie, too, and I died pretty recently.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: It was always lupus, though. I mean, how are you
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: scared by lupus?
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: Next up, the most impressive director of a 2016 film.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 6: All right, so here are the nominees. First up, Garth
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 6: Edwards for Rogue One. This one had a comment, and
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 6: I thought it was kind of interesting. I was worried
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 6: about him clumsily trampling over the Star Wars universe like
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 6: a shitty Godzilla. So it's good to know that that's
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 6: not what happened. He actually did a pretty damn impressive movie,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: especially to be confined in the weird way that he was.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 6: I think it's impressive. Travis Knight, Kubo and the Two Strings,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: once again, bringing it back. Nicholas winning reffing for The
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: Neon Demon. Tim Miller for Deadpool. And the winner is
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: Jeremy Soya for Green Room, which, once again, I think...
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 6: Go see it now if you haven't. It's awesome. It
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 6: also has the best villain of the year, some people
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 6: would say. Some foiler-nominating voters. Oh, yeah, we did also
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 6: have somebody write in specifically with a shout-out to... I
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 6: won't even attempt to get this guy's name because it's,
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 6: once again, Crazy Russians. But they specifically said, I hated
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 6: Hardcore Henry, but I hand it to the guy, it's
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 6: Ilya something or other, some crazy Russian name, for going
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 6: through all that trouble. It's unwatchable, but I respect the
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 6: dedication to something so experimental. So I kind of give
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 6: them that same thing. It doesn't look like a fun movie,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 6: but damn, it looks like they went through a lot
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 6: of shit to get that thing made. It's crazy. Some
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 6: would say hardcore.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Here you go.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 6: Here is Sting performing, and I'm a prophet. I have visions.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 6: I've seen the future. It's almost exactly the way I
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 6: pictured in my head. Spot on. The one thing that's different,
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 6: I didn't expect this weird hair he's got going on.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: But other than that, like that cut they just did there,
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 6: the fade to the other camera, this is all exactly
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 6: how I pictured it. This song was made specifically.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: to.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 6: Be on the Oscar telecast. And I've already forgotten what
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 6: the song is. That tells you about the song.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's that one about... Like a chair?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: Some kind of empty chair?
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: I was going to make a joke like it was
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: the Timberlake song from Trolls, but... Is this one about dancing?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 6: Hey, I can't stop that feeling.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: But let's have Price Waterhouse get on with the awards.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: We know these awards are absolutely honest and above board
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 5: because in 32 years, neither Price nor Waterhouse has ever
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: won an Oscar. And I can vouch for their honesty.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: Believe me, if they'd ever take a bribe, I'd be
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 5: the first to know.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 6: Round this thing out as we get to the final two,
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 6: the big awards, the movies, and we're We're awesome. We're
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 6: better than the Oscars. Because we don't just bring it
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 6: down to one. Because there are two different levels, at least.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 6: There's really a lot of levels in between. But I
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 6: at least want to give people an option to go.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 6: Because you can't really compete when you have the push
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 6: of the mainstream studios versus, you know, what the uphill
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 6: battle that indie movies are fighting. So you get both
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 6: options here. First up, the favorite, what you would consider
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 6: a mainstream movie in 2016. And the nominees are Arrival, Zootopia,
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 6: La La Land still made its way in there, Deadpool,
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 6: but the winner is Rogue One, colon, A Star Wars Story.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: You can't fight Star Wars.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, think of the listeners.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 6: And as previously stated, that Gareth Edwards, I mean, he
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: didn't stomp on it like Godzilla. He knows what he's doing.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 6: So far. We'll see how things go from here. I
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 6: wonder if they'll bring him back to do another Star
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 6: Wars now. Because they're kind of swapping out on the
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 6: next episode when so. I wonder if he'll be like
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 6: coming back in here and there to do like outlying movies.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: It's yet to be seen.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 6: Alright, time to round out the final film of the evening.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 6: Your favorite what you would consider indie movie in 2016.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 6: Here to present is Haley Steinfeld, who can also swing
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 6: by and pick up her foiler. I don't even have
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 6: a category. I'll just, I'll give you one. It is
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 6: cool to see that there are no boundaries in the world.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, she's an Oscar nominee as a kid. Now
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 6: she's kind of one of the biggest names in pop
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 6: music right now. And yet still doing movies. Like there really,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 6: there was such a, stigma for a while there that
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 6: once you were one thing like you couldn't be a
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 6: pop star and be a serious actor you know it's
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: like it's just amazing to see how far the lines.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: Have blurred at this point i don't know who that
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: is have you ever seen movies yeah she's the kid
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  Speaker 2: in true grit.
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  Speaker 6: Oh okay she's like half the songs on the radio now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't don't listen to the radio very often but uh.
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  Speaker 6: But seriously like That an actress that was in Oscar
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  Speaker 6: caliber movies can be a pop star.
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  Speaker 2: I can see it now.
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  Speaker 6: She seems really cool. Again, I've seen her.
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  Speaker 2: So she's been in other stuff, I guess.
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  Speaker 6: She's in Edge of Seventeen. I heard nothing but good
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  Speaker 6: things about her.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to see that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I just think that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 4: I loved that little short.
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  Speaker 6: And now it has an Oscar. Almost as coveted as
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  Speaker 6: a spoiler. All right, so the nominees are Green Room,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 6: Midnight Special, The Monster, Kubo and the Two Strings, but
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  Speaker 6: the winner is Hell or High Water.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Yeehaw.
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  Speaker 6: Impressive movie and finally makes it okay to rob banks.
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  Speaker 6: As long as you have a good reason. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: like this and Dog Day Afternoon. Totally legit reasons to
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  Speaker 6: rob banks.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what would happen on a winter's day if
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  Speaker 2: you wore a ski mask in just to cash a check.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like these days, anywhere you go in a
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  Speaker 6: ski mask isn't going to go over well.
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  Speaker 4: You just fucking take it off when you walk through
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  Speaker 4: the door. I could never seriously talk to somebody with
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  Speaker 4: a ski mask on.
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  Speaker 2: It is kind of intimidating to think about that product.
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  Speaker 2: Even just out in the cold, it would be kind
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  Speaker 2: of odd.
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  Speaker 6: Still not as annoying as people on their cell phones
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  Speaker 6: trying to talk to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I heard some guys at Carmichael's today throwing shade, as
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: they say, to a guy who was talking to someone
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  Speaker 2: on his cell phone while he was checking out about
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: watching the Oscars and stuff. And they were going through
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: the things they wanted to say to him, but they didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, really, just hang up.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: There's a guy that always wears his motorcycle helmet into
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: the store. But he just keeps it on.
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  Speaker 6: I think I've seen that character.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like, I can't hear you. You're talking into
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: a closed helmet.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he's just worried about falling rocks.
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  Speaker 6: That's really extreme.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: The ceiling looks a little suspicious.
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  Speaker 6: I was totally making fun of that chick that came
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  Speaker 6: in the other day that wore sunglasses in all the time.
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  Speaker 6: And I still make fun of people who do that.
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  Speaker 6: And I waited long enough. I'm like, maybe they're those
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  Speaker 6: magic winds that change. Nope. Those are just sunglasses. You're
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  Speaker 6: just kind of a douche. Because it's not even that
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  Speaker 6: sunny outside. And by the way, you're inside shades, so
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  Speaker 6: you can go ahead and take those off any time now.
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  Speaker 2: People.
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  Speaker 6: Jerks. All right. Do we have anything to pass along
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  Speaker 6: to people as we round out this festive event? Before
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 6: my voice completely goes out. It's pretty much shot at
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  Speaker 6: this point, but it was already in bad shape before.
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  Speaker 4: Any movies that came out this year that I liked
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  Speaker 4: a lot? I would probably say Moonlight is... Not a
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  Speaker 4: big production? Not a mainstream movie?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it got a little love in this Oscar-y area,
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 6: but again, it's not pulling in mainstream audiences because they
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 6: don't know what to do with it. They're just like,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 6: I don't know. No, no one saw it.
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  Speaker 2: Not no one saw it. We recently screened the 13th
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  Speaker 2: at the library, and that's really good, the documentary. It
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: was really good. I'm trying to think of anything I
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  Speaker 2: really just outright loved.
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  Speaker 4: I was disappointed by a few movies this year.
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  Speaker 6: Birth of a Nation. I think everyone was disappointed by
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  Speaker 6: that one.
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  Speaker 4: Because it just seemed like it was going to be
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: really good. And some of the acting was really good.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: And the writing was good. And then it was just
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 4: like flop.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 6: There were other things going on there. Yeah, the bad publicity.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 6: I think on top of that, people just didn't like
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 6: the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 6: And then he sort of got into his own.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: Hell, Caesar. I'm still like the reaction to that shocked
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: me because it's so funny and good.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: See, I was disappointed by it.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 6: Again, nobody knows what to do with funny Coen Brothers.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 6: If it's not Lebowski, they just don't know what to
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  Speaker 6: do with it. No, I love Coen Brothers movies, but
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 6: I thought this one was not great. But all of those.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 6: It was kind of masturbatory. Those weird, every other one
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 6: that they do that are comedy, nobody.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: Ever knows what to do with. Yeah, like the Lady Killers.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 6: The Lady Killers and the.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: I had a fetish for old Hollywood, and I like
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: that they kind of tried to tap into that. I
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: know it definitely wasn't their best, but I thought it
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: was pretty entertaining.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 6: It's just funny how much they keep wanting to do them,
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 6: but audiences never respond to them.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: I always laugh at that story about Bill Murray and
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: why he did Garfield, because he thought it was the
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: other Ethan Coen that wrote it.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 6: That is really funny, though.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: I guess his name is Ethan, the screenwriter, but because
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: of the Writer's Guild, he had to drop a letter
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 6: It also makes that scene in Zombieland even funnier. That
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 6: would be a really weird Garfield movie. The Coen brothers
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 6: present Garfield.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: La La Land production design.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty damn impressive.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: I don't really, like, I was talking to my girlfriend
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: about this, like, the only musicals that I like are
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: set in, like, a real world, because she loves Moulin Rouge,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: and I really didn't like that movie. I can respect it.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know it takes a lot of effort
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: to do all that, but it's kind of too whimsical,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: the setting. But, like, something like La La Land, it's actually...
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: Kind of in the here and now. I can get
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: into that.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 6: For the longest time, I was like, my only musicals
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 6: that I enjoy are about people dying.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: Sweeney Todd.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 6: That's pretty true.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Sweeney Todd.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 6: Sweeney Todd's pretty good. Again, my go-to Jesus Christ Superstar.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 6: That's all about killing a guy. Phantom. Yeah, he murders people.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 6: I like that one. Little Shop of Horrors. I was like, yep,
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 6: death is a big part of all my musicals.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: I like guys and dolls.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 6: Not enough dead people there.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: You could have dead guys and zombie dolls.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 6: I've expanded a little since then. Alright, I'm going to
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 6: round this thing out. For everyone who didn't like the
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 6: nominees or the winners, to you all I have to
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 6: say is, did you vote? Screw you guys. If you
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 6: want to get involved, you can email me between now
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 6: and next year. You've got a year to get your
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 6: shit together. And maybe next year you can actually affect
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 6: the way the voting goes. By the way, this works
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 6: in the real world. Be the change but more importantly
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 6: the foilers so if you uh want things differently next
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 6: year get involved but for the rest of you people
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 6: who did vote more importantly you guys are awesome as
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 6: i said this is probably the best response we've had
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 6: with my prompting so thank you to everyone who actually
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 6: did take the time it's because i.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 4: Started coming on the show more regularly so thanks everybody
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: for your support.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 6: So all those emails that have been coming in going,
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 6: who the fuck is this Jacqueline? God. There was a
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 6: lot of that. It was just written out.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 9: God.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 6: Why is she there? I mean, sure, Grendel. Every week
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 6: we want that. But Jacqueline, not so much. But yeah,
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 6: for those of you who did take the time to vote,
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of categories. A lot of movies that
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 6: you probably were like, oh shit, I haven't seen those. So,
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 6: I feel for you. I'm in the same boat most
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 6: of the time. So, thank you for getting involved. Feel
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 6: free to do that in many levels, like, I don't know,
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 6: supporting us on Patreon. But that, not even that, like,
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 6: not everybody wants to do that. The other things I
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 6: haven't seen lately, I remember when people used to, like,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 6: share things, or retweet, or, I don't know, physically talk
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 6: to people in the world and be like, hey, listen
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 6: to this show. That's the thing that's, like, dropped off
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 6: massively lately, and I don't know if it's just here
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 6: or in general, but nobody really mentions anything virally. Nobody computer-wise.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, some of it's that.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: It's tough while on Facebook right now. I run into
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: this with my job, marketing library events. Organic reach as
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: of last year on the Facebook post is 6%. Unless
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: you're dropping money in. which you can, you can drop
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: a little money in and get some, but if you
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: don't tailor your audience, if you're not like in an
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: area where people click, like it's, it's, it's a tough game.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 6: What little I've messed with, with that doesn't work either.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 6: The Facebook advertising is kind of a joke.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: I've seen minimal return on it. It puts it up
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: and it says X amount of people see it, but
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: they don't necessarily engage with it.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 6: So to me, it's like, I don't know. That's why
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 6: I'm kind of to the point of being like, if,
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 6: if any of this nonsense matters, like just pass it
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 6: along to people. Like, directly like if there's anybody that
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 6: you think hey you like movies you might enjoy these
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 6: idiots yammering on just pass it along that's yeah that's
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 6: the biggest help i think we could have at this
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 6: point so feel free spread the word tell them not
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 6: to start on this.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: Episode pass out some religious tracks.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah download a podcast put it on a tape cassette.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: Give it to your friend.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 6: Are you hipster-ing it up?
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: The Brian Meltdown mixtape. Dropping 2017. That I'm okay with.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 6: Can I help mix a track? I at least want
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 6: to do a track or two.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: I'll wrap over. I'll be like the Puff Daddy guest squad.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 6: I don't think I want that. I've done a hell
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 6: of a lot of editing now. I want to put
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 6: together a weird mix track. Let's get that going, too.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 6: I do want to do some Meltdown exclusive tracks. Like
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 6: my own bastardized... We are our own religion, right? So
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 6: I really would like to do some Chick track type
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 6: of things.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 6: I've seen other people do it, but I kind of
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 6: don't care. Our comic was almost the size of a
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 6: Chick track. We did have our own comic.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 6: It was an exclusive for a previous fundraiser. But the
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 6: people that got it, special bonus points to that person
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 6: who put it together. Who may be listening right now.
• 2:01:42
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• 2:01:45
  Speaker 6: So awesomeness to that guy. He's super cool.
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  Speaker 2: Join the church of Meltdown-tology.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to get another issue of the comic going,
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• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 6: Anything else to pass along this year?
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: We don't have a best picture yet. Who you guys
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: got in best picture?
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 6: Probably Deadpool, right? It's probably Deadpool.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: Deadpool is going to surprise everybody. What a twist.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 6: I mean, people were actually kind of assuming, because it's
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 6: that whiter spot, that because of the Golden Globes, I
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 6: was like, there's no way in hell they're nominating Deadpool.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 6: I'm like, it's nice that it got some spoiler nominees,
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 6: but I'm like, there's no way it's coming in for this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with La La Land. That's not
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 2: necessarily my favorite movie of the year. I really, really,
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: really liked it, but it seems to be at the
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: top of everybody's list.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure La La Land's going to win,
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 4: but Moonlight's probably mine.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 2: What's your best picture, Brian, of the nominees?
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 6: Of what they're going to win? No, what would you
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  Speaker 6: prefer to win?
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 2: Tell us what you would prefer to win, and then
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: tell us what you think is going to win.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 6: What are all the options again, because now I don't remember.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: I figured that would be a good way to end on.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 6: I'd have to look at them.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 7: Jackie.
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  Speaker 6: Never heard of it.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: All in Moonlight. Triple X returns in a cage.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 6: Triple X. I don't remember. Is it just me or
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 6: is Arrival nominated for Best Picture?
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: I think it was. I thought it was.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 6: That's weird since it didn't get so many other things.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 6: I was surprised.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: There's so many nominees now.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't even pay attention because they're not the foilers
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 6: so who cares. I'm still assuming La La Land's going
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 6: to win. Of the other ones, again, I'm buying several
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 6: of them, but I really liked Arrival. Seeing that it's
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 6: on there, I'm surprised it made it that far in
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 6: the running. I don't think it's got a shot in hell,
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 6: but I really liked it. And Hell or High Water's
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 6: on there. That's pretty awesome, too.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like Hell or High Water.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 6: But, you know, it's La La Land.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 6: It's La La Land taking place in what city? So
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 6: I think it's going to win. Right. So with that,
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 6: I guess we've survived another Oscar meltdown. Thank you for
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 6: joining us on this crazy pork-filled journey. Otherwise, that about
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 6: does it. We will return next time. Same geek feed.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. No. There's a mistake.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 6: Moonlight, you guys won Best Picture.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 8: I can't stand it. I know you're playing it. Listen up,
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 8: cause I can't say nothing You shut me down with
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 8: a punch on your butt But you, I'm out and
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 8: I'm gone I tell you now.
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  Speaker 13: I keep it on.
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  Speaker 8: And on Once what you see, you might not get
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  Speaker 8: And when you're back, so do I We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 7: We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 6: Grendel.
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  Speaker 10: She's trying to.
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  Speaker 6: Start a fire.
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