Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Abominable Snowmen (4/6)
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- 0:23None hamster with a blunt pen knife
- 0:35for doing quicker quicker. Quicker Welcome back to a
- 0:40Hamster with a blunt pen Knife, the Doctor Who Commentary
- 0:43Podcast. My name is Rob Valentine and I'm
- 0:45here with Mr. Joe Ford to discuss Doctor Who, The
- 0:49Abominable Snowman, and I'm getting better at these.
- 0:53You'll get that was that was it. You're a pro now.
- 0:56Well, I I just, I'm just a lot less sleepy than I was for the
- 1:00last lot. How are you?
- 1:03I'm absolutely fine. I've got cheese and grapes and a
- 1:06gin and tonic, you know, and I'm hanging out with you for the
- 1:09evening. I am dandy.
- 1:11Lovely. I have a glass of water and I'm
- 1:13hanging out with you, so that's also good.
- 1:15Glass of water, someone holding back.
- 1:19Well, I know, I know. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a, it's a
- 1:23rocking Friday night around my gaffe.
- 1:25Was especially a treat for me today because it's been a
- 1:28particularly hard week, especially at work.
- 1:30So so this is basically my reward at the end of the week.
- 1:34Oh no, and and and quite right too, and from what you've told
- 1:37me, well earned. But so Kate to get into the
- 1:42single look at me leading the leading the way, like I do
- 1:46understand. But once you've finished your
- 1:49great, you have been you have been doing some research because
- 1:53I did we did talk about maybe you watching the the Nigel Neil
- 1:58film and stuff. Did you get?
- 2:00Around I did, now I can only find it on Dailymotion.
- 2:05Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
- 2:06It was a it wasn't the best copy in the world, you know, but the
- 2:09picture was a bit compressed, but I certainly got the gist of
- 2:14it and I liked it a lot. So I took a few notes as I was
- 2:19watching the movie. I, I, I thought that it had a
- 2:23real sense of atmosphere and claustrophobia, given that their
- 2:27scenes set in these vast and actually out on location in
- 2:30these snowy ways. It really felt sort of contained
- 2:33and claustrophobic, which which works for me because that's my
- 2:37kind of movie. And there was loads of sequences
- 2:41right where they were going from location to studio.
- 2:46And it was like, it was not like when Doctor Who goes from
- 2:49location to studio. It was effortless.
- 2:53Like 57 you say this was made. Yeah, they had more money than
- 2:57Doctor Who, but also, you know, it's it's it's a Hammer film.
- 3:00So it's, you know, a budget, but a limited one.
- 3:04Yeah. And I think the location filming
- 3:05in the Pyrenees, I think it was for those big mountain shots.
- 3:10But yeah, it's a, yeah, it's, it's a, it's a really good slice
- 3:13of Nigel Knee because it's got a lot of his concerns, you know,
- 3:16like, but in that one, obviously the Yeti are, they're a
- 3:20different branch of the broader humanity, shall we call it, and
- 3:25a more, a more enlightened branch than ours, because our,
- 3:30because we're the ones who invented the, the bomb.
- 3:33And then effectively, the moral of this was that they're just
- 3:36waiting it out until we wipe ourselves out and then they're
- 3:39going to reclaim the planet. Or at least that's that's the
- 3:42conclusion that Peter Cushing drew.
- 3:44And I liked him a lot. I mean, I love Peter Cushing
- 3:46than anything, but he's a far more serious character than the
- 3:50Doctor is, isn't he? Oh, oh, oh, yes, yeah, yeah.
- 3:54But it's interesting because the end of it, when he says he
- 3:58didn't find the Yeti, it's a bit ambiguous, but I think it's like
- 4:02his mind has been that they've used their psychic powers.
- 4:05That's the other thing that the Yeti are have got a great, the
- 4:09Yeti have a great intelligence. But yeah, but there is a, there
- 4:15is a kind of a psychic element to them, you know, and that's
- 4:18something like I said last time that even gets mentioned in the
- 4:22Goon show because, you know, it was, you know, it's, it's, yeah,
- 4:27it's all that kind of Mystic Tibetan stuff is kind of wrapped
- 4:32up with the Yeti. What was what was apparent was
- 4:36when you've got a lot more money, there's a lot more stress
- 4:38on the expedition. So there's there is lots of
- 4:42sequences of them going up Tundras isn't there?
- 4:46Yeah, it's. It's Yeah, sorry, go ahead.
- 4:48Go ahead. But I just thought the
- 4:50soundscape as well was incredible in this movie.
- 4:52There's sequences like in Howling Blizzards and things,
- 4:56and it sounds like someone's screaming, like it's really
- 4:59quite disturbing. Yeah, it really is.
- 5:02And it's sort of the structure, or rather the kind of the
- 5:08locations. It's an inverse of the Doctor
- 5:10Who story where So it starts in the Lamasterie and then the main
- 5:16thing is an expedition into the mountains, whereas in Doctor Who
- 5:21they kind of start in the the mountains, you know, the very UN
- 5:26snowy mountains, but then they kind of once they retreat to the
- 5:30monastery, that's you based on the siege.
- 5:32So it's it's flips it. Those early scenes felt very
- 5:35like the Abominable snowman, though in the in the in the
- 5:38monastery. Oh yeah, design wise and things
- 5:40like, and the chanting and stuff like that.
- 5:42I was like, OK, The Who directed to Bolton?
- 5:46Gerald Blake. Blake was definitely paying
- 5:47attention to this movie when he was sort of creating the
- 5:50atmosphere. Yeah, huge, hugely in the
- 5:54culture at the time, still in 67.
- 5:57I remember that, you know, as an 80s kid, the whole idea that
- 6:02might be Yeti was still, it was kind of still a hangover from
- 6:07like, you know, 70s woo woo Arthur C Clark type stuff.
- 6:10But it still wasn't so beyond the realms of the possible.
- 6:14Now it's kind of seen more as more of a more of a fantasy.
- 6:21But in the mid 20th century, it was still kind of, you know, the
- 6:25sense that, you know, they might be out there was still kind of
- 6:28far more plausible. Well, and the last thing I loved
- 6:33about this movie was I liked the fact you had the two characters.
- 6:36I'm going to try and get the name.
- 6:37Is it Rollison and Friend? And they had two opposing
- 6:41motives for tracking down the Yeti.
- 6:44One was scientific curiosity and the other was just complete
- 6:48sensationalism. He wanted to sell it to the
- 6:50papers and, you know, make a big splash about it.
- 6:52Yeah. One that had sort of negative
- 6:55motivations was murdered or was killed by the end of the movie.
- 7:00Whereas Cushion, who had effectively pure motivations,
- 7:04was rewarded with actually finding the Yeti and and seeing
- 7:08them. I thought that was quite nicely
- 7:10done. Yeah, but also he was kind of
- 7:11supremely humbled when he meets the Yeti as well, you know,
- 7:15because they're like these kind of like, was this weird kind of
- 7:18like God like almost like parent figures looking because Peter.
- 7:22So, you know, Peter. So there's Peter Cushing.
- 7:24Peter. So the Goon show again.
- 7:26That's still. Yeah.
- 7:29Yeah. Peter Cushing is, you know, he's
- 7:32not he's not, he's not a small guy, but he just dwarfed by the
- 7:35these Yetis looking down at him. And he's kind of there alone,
- 7:40but kind of having to be bear responsibility for the rest of
- 7:43the human race, you know? And there was one sequence I
- 7:47loved where the the Yeti hand was rummaging in the tent, do
- 7:52you remember, and grabbing the gun, it was so tense.
- 7:56And and the guy. Was this 1957 movie scaring me
- 7:59as much? And the guy is just sitting in
- 8:02the tent staring almost. He's so terrified he's just
- 8:06almost just calmly staring. That music drops away at that
- 8:09point as well. Yeah, it's the best way to do
- 8:11horror. Yeah, don't overdo it.
- 8:13Yeah, yeah, but lots of Nigel Neal.
- 8:16It's like hyper hyper masculine men yelling at each other like
- 8:19the Stone Tape. There was some long dialogue
- 8:22scenes as well. Yes, all those smart dialogues.
- 8:24I don't mind my last. It's brilliant.
- 8:27Yeah. My last sort of thought on this
- 8:29movie was that those yetis have the most incredible eyebrows
- 8:33that I've ever seen in my life. I mean, whoever was doing
- 8:36costume and make up, well, a bit went crazy.
- 8:38Did you see them? Yeah, yeah.
- 8:39It's what the design is great. They are.
- 8:42They are quite similar to, you know, Harry and Hensons, AKA
- 8:46Bigfoot Hensons with John Lithgow and David Suchet.
- 8:50I saw that at the cinema in 1987 when I was 7.
- 8:54I still can't think of John Lithgow.
- 8:55You know, without thinking about when he played that serial
- 8:58killer in Dexter. Did you ever watch that?
- 9:00Oh, I did. I did.
- 9:01Absolutely terrifying. He's he's played a bunch of
- 9:04scary people at this time, but. Anyway, sorry about.
- 9:09Harry, Harry. Harry Henderson, AKA Bigfoot.
- 9:13The design is not dissimilar. They could be, you know, country
- 9:17cousins, you know? It's, it's a little, well, they
- 9:20look very disabled. They don't know anything like
- 9:22the ones from the Abominable Snowman don't.
- 9:24You, that's the other thing, Yeah.
- 9:25But yeah, one thing Doctor Who didn't emulate from the
- 9:28Abominable Stone Man is the the Yeti design.
- 9:32Could you imagine if those teddy bears had shown up in that
- 9:35movie? No, actually.
- 9:42Neva Canal. But it was no.
- 9:44I thought it was a great movie, actually.
- 9:46I can't remember the last time I watched a movie from the 50s,
- 9:49but that has almost took as Mark reliably informs me, he's got a
- 9:54lot of hammer on the shelf that we are going to be dipping into
- 9:58the archives in the future. There could even be a hamster
- 10:03strand if you take OH. God, don't give me ideas, all
- 10:06right? Well, you could, you could, you
- 10:07could pick all the hammers that Doctor Who directly reference
- 10:11so. Starring actors from Doctor Who.
- 10:14I mean, Peter Cushions and all of them so.
- 10:17Well, yeah, except, well, exactly.
- 10:19So you could, you could take the mummy and then do a side by side
- 10:23with Pyramids of Mars. That's.
- 10:25That's a great idea. Oh, you entice me, Rob.
- 10:30I I. I, I always, I, I just adore
- 10:32you. Look at any, look at any any
- 10:34work of art and see, you know, look at where it came from and
- 10:37look at what have then influenced you.
- 10:38Know well, we did a we did a lot of digging on that last time.
- 10:42We told I can tell you though, someone who hasn't done a lot of
- 10:45digging and that sort of ilk. And that is the two gentlemen
- 10:49from the Yeti podcast that you also, well, you you didn't
- 10:53recommend that one to me. You said don't listen to it, but
- 10:55I did. Yeah.
- 10:57Oh, you. Did I did.
- 10:59You. You have.
- 10:59You've taken it seriously. Yeah, I.
- 11:02Did. And I did have a lot of time
- 11:05this week. Take the compliment, all right?
- 11:09Yeah, I didn't like it. And I'll tell you why I didn't
- 11:12like it is because it was sort of the episode I listened to was
- 11:17about this Yeti hair that they thought they found.
- 11:21Have you heard that one? Oh yeah, so listen to the.
- 11:23And they and they go off to Bhutan.
- 11:26They're fucking nerve when they say, oh, we've managed to
- 11:29convince the the BBC to send us to Bhutan.
- 11:32But they're rich, the pair of them.
- 11:34I did a bit of research. They could have funded their own
- 11:36trip. You're right.
- 11:39This weird imperialist attitude we, we will discover.
- 11:46We will be the first people to discover this great creature.
- 11:49Yeah, there's a yeah, there's there is a kind of the whole in
- 11:53in our post imperial society, you know, like, you know,
- 11:58Europe, Europeans kind of have, you know, having nowhere,
- 12:01nowhere else to explore, wanting to kind of use things like the
- 12:06Yeti is like just questing beasts for their own, you know,
- 12:09to to live out their own fantasies of being, you know,
- 12:13the big white hunters. They can't be anymore.
- 12:15I'm not, you know, that's. But the trouble makes me.
- 12:18Yeah, makes me. Comfortable create drama nothing
- 12:22because they really have nothing and so they were going this is
- 12:25the hair of a Yeti or is it no, it's not it's not going to be
- 12:29known but it could be you're. Going to make this way through
- 12:33be told no it isn't. And the way that they were
- 12:36talking to experts, I mean, I was listening to this guy.
- 12:39I'm going to turn this off in a minute.
- 12:41This is this. They actually asked the
- 12:42scientists this question. This is how they preface the
- 12:45question. As a scientist, what conclusion
- 12:47do you draw from the fact that you have no evidence for, as you
- 12:51know, in science, absence of evidence is not evidence of
- 12:55absence. I mean, I would have walked away
- 12:57from him at that point. Yeah, I, I just, I, I, I just
- 13:00kind of, there's, there's a deep emotional need to find the Yeti
- 13:07and I can thought this guy's not going to be satisfied with
- 13:11anything apart from unless he stumbles across exactly what,
- 13:15you know, Peter Cushing stumbles across, he's not going to be
- 13:18satisfied with any other, you know, discovery.
- 13:21Look at like, you know, a new species of bear or something
- 13:23won't be enough. I mean, here's the thing.
- 13:25I, you know, I said, I think I said this thing kind of like
- 13:28this last time we spoke about this.
- 13:29But I love the lost world genre. I love, you know, whole kind of,
- 13:34you know, the Indiana Jones thing of, you know, but I also,
- 13:38you know, it's, it's inherently kind of imperialist and
- 13:42colonial. And it's that thing of, you
- 13:44know, and inherently exoticizes the rest of the world and other
- 13:50people and other people's, you know, all we know, we travel to
- 13:54foreign lands and, you know, we're all these strange foreign
- 13:57people. They're doing strange foreign
- 13:59stuff. And you know, but if we speak
- 14:01English slowly and loudly enough.
- 14:04Oh, and they do that with some of the some of the foreign
- 14:07people that they they talk to. It was, it was really
- 14:10problematic. And I really got the sense as
- 14:11well that it was less about what they would learn if they
- 14:16discovered it and more just about we discovered it.
- 14:20It was yeah, it's I was so surprised.
- 14:22I was surprised. It was a podcast series made in
- 14:25as recently as well the twenty 20s because it's it it's to me,
- 14:30it was just like, no, you you have a romantic idea of, you
- 14:33know, being a being a a Professor Travers type person
- 14:37and going out into the world, you know, and discovering
- 14:40something and bringing it back, you know, and then, you know,
- 14:43for the Royal Society, there's something there's something
- 14:45really kind of late 19th century in that desire, I think.
- 14:50You know how you can watch a really terrible sort of Doctor
- 14:53Who story that teaches you everything?
- 14:56Oh. Oh, right.
- 14:57Yes, Sorry, Karen. Teach you everything you need to
- 15:00know about what not to do. I feel as if this this Yeti
- 15:06podcast absolutely, because I feel like there's there is
- 15:09actually a space for a podcast about examining the Yeti and the
- 15:14background and the previous expeditions and all of that.
- 15:19Just this isn't the way to go about.
- 15:22It Yeah, yeah, I think we're ready, you know, also talk to a
- 15:24folklorist because listening to Yeti, that series, it's
- 15:29perfectly clear that Yeti is an umbrella term used by Nepalese,
- 15:37by Tibetans, whoever else for a whole, for a whole number of
- 15:40different types of animal, you know.
- 15:43So the whole, you know, but you know, but there is that there is
- 15:46that fantasy of wanting to find the, you know, the, the 9 foot
- 15:50tall eight man idea of what the Yeti is.
- 15:55And that's a very, it's a very, very 20th century idea of what
- 15:58the Yeti or the abominable stone man actually is.
- 16:02And yeah, it's a it's a fool's errand and it's a vanglor.
- 16:07It's a vanglorious self aggrandizing thing to want to
- 16:10do. I think there was a review
- 16:11actually that described it exactly like that.
- 16:14They had a lot of one star reviews on Apple Podcasts.
- 16:18What I will say is doing, because I don't think I've ever
- 16:20deep dove quite so far for one of these podcasts is I I think I
- 16:26may have caught just a little bit nowhere near your sort of
- 16:29your zeal of the cryptozoology bug.
- 16:31And that's a lot of word I learned from you last time we.
- 16:35Talked. Oh yeah, that's the thing I
- 16:36didn't mention to do with Doctor Who.
- 16:39Oh, well, it's just, it's just not.
- 16:40But I'm quite but I'm, I'm running the Loch Ness Marathon
- 16:44on the 29th of September and raising money for Parkinson's in
- 16:46the UK. So if you want to sponsor me,
- 16:49lovely. But yeah.
- 16:51There's a link in the show notes.
- 16:53Oh, bless you. Thank you very much.
- 16:54Indeed. I mean, there's not yet, but
- 16:56there will be. Yeah, yeah.
- 16:57Well, I'm running. Yeah, yeah.
- 16:59But yeah. But yeah, I love cryptozoology.
- 17:03I, but I, I love it from the point of view of, you know, I,
- 17:06I, I recognise in myself certain, you know, when you're a
- 17:12kid, when you're under the age of 10, you want to, you know, I
- 17:15wanted to be the person who, you know, I wanted to be the person
- 17:18to find conclusive proof of the existence of Loch Ness Monster
- 17:21and stuff like that, You know, but then you get told that you
- 17:24really, you know, you actually realize where these things
- 17:26actually come from. Then you get interested, you
- 17:28know, well, you, one would assume, you know, you were
- 17:31interested with shifts to oh, so really it was kind of a, you
- 17:35know, a 20th century confluence of the release of King Kong and
- 17:39the Daily Mail wanting a new story, et cetera, et cetera.
- 17:43And it would be so disappointing if that was it.
- 17:47It is, but that is it. But but these days you know, you
- 17:50know Nessie is used to you know, to keep the the economy of Loch
- 17:56Ness, Inverness and it's in Verons going so and it's a
- 18:01fascinating subject. Not on, obviously.
- 18:03Also some cryptology is actually to do with, you know, there's a
- 18:07kind of, there's a, there's a more serious, there's a side
- 18:12which is much more scientific. And then the the other side is
- 18:16really kind of woo woo and goes into the realms of folklore and,
- 18:19you know, that kind of stuff. But yeah.
- 18:22The thing, the thing that entices me, I think it's a bit
- 18:25like those people that go looking for aliens and religious
- 18:30people go looking for God. That Nigel Neil movie sort of
- 18:33proved to me maybe there's something to learn.
- 18:35You know, there's more to learn about ourselves if we find these
- 18:38creatures, and that's an enticing idea.
- 18:41Yeah, that's the yeah, that's the genius of Nigel Neil.
- 18:43You go and find the Yeti because you're some kind of, you know,
- 18:47great white hunter type person and the and you discover the
- 18:52Yeti is a higher form of man than you.
- 18:56You know the Yeti is your superior in every way.
- 18:58You know that's the. I'm wondering if that might
- 19:02actually be the case as well. You know, it does feel a little
- 19:06anticlimactic now to go and watch the Abominable Snowmen
- 19:08after. Oh, no, no.
- 19:10This, this is all the, this is the rich compost that then
- 19:14Doctor Who again and again. Yeah.
- 19:18And. I can see it now, especially
- 19:21that movie. I can see what's being cherry
- 19:23picked and they're going, Oh yeah, that's a great visual.
- 19:26That's a good notion. That character's worth nicking,
- 19:29you know? Yeah, I mean, but Tintin in
- 19:31Tibet, you know, is, is a good decade ahead, you know, and
- 19:34actually, no, it's about 58, I think.
- 19:37So nine years before Doctor Who got there, Tintin did did all
- 19:41the same thing, met all the same stock characters, you know, and
- 19:46went to Tibet because he had a a psychic premonition that his
- 19:49friend Chang was in the plane crash.
- 19:51So mysterious Lammersry, psychic powers, the Yeti, it's all been
- 19:57it's mid 20th century. It's in.
- 19:59It's in the. It's in the.
- 20:00Air yeah, it's a sense I've got a sense of romance about it now.
- 20:05Well, look, let's let's go in and watch episode four.
- 20:08Well, not watch the animated version of episode 4, The
- 20:10Abominable Snowman. I do have a wealth of questions
- 20:15that I've asked for from at your request.
- 20:18I've asked from the hand fam, so I'll be sort of peppering those
- 20:22throughout the last three episodes.
- 20:26Lovely, lovely. Ashika was in you intro, didn't
- 20:27you? I did, yes.
- 20:28It was about half an hour ago, but you did intro, so I'll count
- 20:33this in in 54321. The other thing I there was even
- 20:41some names which sounded similar in that movie to this.
- 20:44There was a character called Kusang in that movie.
- 20:48Yeah. Haisman and Lincoln, they were
- 20:51paying attention. Yeah, exactly.
- 20:54It's once, Yeah, it's that thing of yeah, what, watching one
- 20:59right after the other. It's it is pleasant, shocking in
- 21:03a nice way. It's I, I, I love when Doctor
- 21:06Who does this, you know, Pyramids of Mars is a, is a
- 21:09direct lift from Hammer, etcetera.
- 21:11You know. Oh, here we go.
- 21:12Anyway, we're into the the. Yetis on the move.
- 21:15Victoria's screaming, of course. And these are a long way from
- 21:20Nigel Neal, but. But what I like they, they do
- 21:23now sort of seeing all the the sources of that, they do sort of
- 21:27go at it full throated, don't they?
- 21:29They really, it's not like they're doing this half
- 21:31heartedly. Oh, no, this is this has.
- 21:34But yeah, that's the thing. It's it's massively influenced
- 21:36by the Hammer film, but it's it's not part of the Hammer
- 21:41film. It's it's it's using that as
- 21:45fresh fuel for a based on the siege story.
- 21:51So it's it's it does what I love Doctor Who doing is it which is
- 21:55it takes other things, absorbs it and it widens its own gene
- 22:00pool by bringing in this this setting.
- 22:05Take a dreadful metaphor, Doctor Who is like the absorber of, you
- 22:09know, taking it on Willie. Yeah, yeah.
- 22:12Doctor Who is like the absorber of Yeah, actually, no, it's like
- 22:17the thing. Oh, nice one.
- 22:19Yeah. The John Carpenter, The thing.
- 22:20Yeah. And what's so fabulous is it can
- 22:23handle it. You know, every time you think
- 22:26these things would be so contradictory, you know,
- 22:27Pyrrhism, Oz, Abominable Snowmen, Delta on the ban of
- 22:31men, you know, but it almost. Yeah, yeah.
- 22:34That's what Doctor Who is. And because it's got such a an
- 22:38adaptable format, Doctor Who can be all these things.
- 22:41Now, Rob, that Yeti looks like he was having a bit of a dance
- 22:44there, didn't he? Did a bit I I might call this
- 22:47animation. I really do.
- 22:49Yeah, I know the other thing. The other thing about this
- 22:51animation is, you know, we don't we're not owed any of it.
- 22:56It's this is a gift it. Really is.
- 22:59Yeah, it really is. Well, look, look, shall I start
- 23:01with the first question? Oh yes please.
- 23:03Do we have got a lot to get through all right?
- 23:06OK. OK, so we'll start with Dylan
- 23:08Reeves, the creator of Too Hot for TV.
- 23:11He asks, does the lack of music enhance this or detract from
- 23:17your enjoyment? Doesn't detract from my
- 23:22enjoyment. One of the things I felt
- 23:25watching this was that I I do think it would have benefited
- 23:31from some more music or some music.
- 23:34Yeah, I love the atmosphere and some of the some of the sound
- 23:38design, but I think I think a a suitably Tibetan score would
- 23:46have heightened the atmosphere further for me.
- 23:48I don't know, I think a good Hammer score would be great over
- 23:51this because when you when you watch the Web of Fear and that
- 23:55opening scene in the museum when the Yeti comes to life, it's
- 23:59literally library music that they've used in Hammer movies.
- 24:01Is it? It's Bart.
- 24:03Is it Bart? It's fantastic.
- 24:05It's it's crazy melodramatic, but so it's really.
- 24:09It's amazing. And Stanley Kubrick uses exactly
- 24:11the same piece again in The Shining.
- 24:13Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah, this one.
- 24:15I I do. I do think this would have
- 24:17benefited from more incidental music.
- 24:22Do you know what's a shame is? As we can see on the screen
- 24:25right now, there was a ton of location work in this episode.
- 24:28What a shame we can't see it. Yeah, actually from the seeing
- 24:31some of the Teller snaps, it's really clear there was some
- 24:35incredible location stuff done in the animation here.
- 24:40We've got snow by the looks of it.
- 24:42And one thing I do think this production, yeah, this is again,
- 24:46you know, what are you going to do?
- 24:48You know? But I think snow, a bit of bit
- 24:52of bit of fake snow spread about it would have been lovely.
- 24:55Or if they'd been lucky enough that it actually had snowed the.
- 24:59One, the one thing about the the new movie that really stood out
- 25:03to me was how effectively snowy it was.
- 25:06So that Blizzard, it was blinding, you know, like they
- 25:09couldn't see, so anything could be coming for it.
- 25:11And when you saw the Yetis against the snow, they were
- 25:15picked out very dramatically. Yeah, it was very well used.
- 25:23I'm back. I lost you for a second, but
- 25:26you're back, don't worry. You can do some jiggery pokery
- 25:30there. You know I won't though.
- 25:34One of us froze. I think it was.
- 25:35It wasn't me. I think it was Joseph.
- 25:37So you go. OK, so second question #2 then
- 25:40from Dylan. OK is Oh dear, use the swear
- 25:43word as well. I'm so sorry.
- 25:44I don't know what to do that sort of thing on this podcast.
- 25:47Does that whispering cunt get on your tits?
- 25:50Is what he says. I I just wish that whispering
- 25:55can't would speak of it faster sometimes just get to the point.
- 25:58Yeah, no, I I'm I don't know. I I what am I actually let me
- 26:05consult my notes because I wrote down a running a running
- 26:08commentary of what I was thinking.
- 26:11The Yeti have lots of junk in the trunk.
- 26:15Fat bottom Yeti makes this rocking world go round.
- 26:19These are the kind of notes I make Yeti outside the TARDIS
- 26:22where Telusnaps reveal missing some great location footage.
- 26:26Would this. This is me.
- 26:27This is me. These are my notes.
- 26:29Yeah. Would this benefit from more
- 26:31incidental music? It's all quite quiet.
- 26:34Oh, yeah. Lion.
- 26:35I love what you're going to do. Bang a rock at it.
- 26:38Nice one. Yeah.
- 26:40But yes, I think. I think the answer is yeah, it
- 26:43it gets a little bit 4-5 and six gets a little bit slow.
- 26:47You got to remember that we are trying to fill 3 hours.
- 26:50Maybe that's why he talks as slow as he does.
- 26:54Yeah, if you'd had a look at I'm.
- 26:57Being silly. Yeah, I don't know, Maybe
- 27:01there's just, you know, yes, the first two episodes you've got is
- 27:04it, is it Chris and Travers who like being both obstructive guys
- 27:09in the first two, which is kind of, you know, just a bit of
- 27:14artificial obstacle for the first couple of episodes, but.
- 27:17Then we then effectively it's like 2 episodes of running
- 27:20around on location, isn't it? Trying to get back to the
- 27:22TARDIS? And then the last two it is
- 27:25heavily based on Papa Samlova, what happened there?
- 27:29Victoria being taken over? Yeah, bit more psychology.
- 27:34Yeah, I think they do have the idea.
- 27:36Just Bunga Rock active, which is just, you know, gorgeous.
- 27:40But yeah, I think also there's a little bit of artificiality in
- 27:44oh, let's give Victoria. She really, really wants to go
- 27:48and see the Abbott for no great reason.
- 27:50We because we have to give her something to do kind of stuff.
- 27:53So there's a little bit of wheel spinning perhaps, as you know,
- 27:56but which which is kind of filled by the great intelligence
- 27:59talking slowly. But yeah, maybe, yes, maybe,
- 28:02maybe, maybe there's a point. He has a point there.
- 28:05Well, I do have a slightly more intelligent, sorry Dylan
- 28:08question about Pamasamlova, but I'll leave that till later when
- 28:11he's sort of taking taking dominance.
- 28:15Honestly. Rob, you know, went away with
- 28:16him last weekend. The amount of scurrilous rumours
- 28:20he told me about Doctor Who creatives, you wouldn't believe
- 28:22it. I don't believe a word of any of
- 28:24them. Don't worry, your name was not
- 28:25mentioned. March.
- 28:29March. So Rod Brown, my Co host from
- 28:33Strictly camp. Oh.
- 28:35Hello Rod, he asked how successful is the story in
- 28:38invoking and maintaining a sense of time and place, given that is
- 28:42largely a setting which serves to differentiate itself from
- 28:45other Season 5 based on the Siege stories?
- 28:48That's a long question. You can you repeat that
- 28:51question? Please, you passed it.
- 28:54How successful is the story in evoking and maintaining a sense
- 28:58of time and place, given that it is largely the setting which
- 29:02serves to differentiate it from other Season 5 based Under Siege
- 29:06stories? All right, I, I, I think it does
- 29:10a good job and I think here's one reason why setting it in the
- 29:13mid 1930s is good is that the mid 1930s is kind of the, the
- 29:20last time you can set this kind of story with the, you know, in,
- 29:25in genre, the idea of, you know, still distant parts of the world
- 29:29which are unexplored. It's it's a pre war thing.
- 29:34So that the 1930s is a good period for this kind of story.
- 29:38And Travers is a 1930s kind of character, but you know, but
- 29:43it's only, it's still about what, 30 odd years before the
- 29:49time it's by the time, by the period of production.
- 29:53So this is set 32. This is set 32 years.
- 29:57You know, before the time it's made, which is the equivalent of
- 30:00setting something in the 90s now.
- 30:02Close enough to be able to do it convincingly.
- 30:05Yeah, I wonder just perfect convincing job is there buried
- 30:10in that question the suggestion that there's very little to show
- 30:15that it's the 30s because it could be the 60s and I don't
- 30:19think it could. I think, I think the whole, I
- 30:21think the whole kind of there is a kind of you can argue to what
- 30:26degree, you know, a bunch of, you know, Caucasian actors
- 30:31playing Tibetans is good or bad. But regardless, yeah, even if
- 30:36you cast Tibetans in those roles, because casting, casting
- 30:41Chinese people in those roles would be problematic in his own
- 30:43way. If you cast Tibetans in those
- 30:45roles, it's because by virtue of the genre, it's still
- 30:53exoticizes, it's still a kind, it's a fantasy Lost Horizon
- 30:58Tibet of the, you know, of the of the Western imagination.
- 31:03You know, these aren't real people.
- 31:04These are the kind of people who Tin Tin meets.
- 31:07These are the kind of people you meet in Lost Horizon.
- 31:09If Indiana Jones had gone to Shambhala in a movie, these in
- 31:14in the 30s, these are the kind of characters he would have met.
- 31:16So that that they're stock genre characters who you would tend to
- 31:21meet in the interbellum period. Yeah.
- 31:25And I guess Travers himself is probably our sort of indication
- 31:32that this is the 30s, that he's a character from the 30s because
- 31:36he's from our world, technically.
- 31:39Yeah, he he's he is your obsessive, half crazed great
- 31:44white hunter almost. Yes, he's he's just professor,
- 31:47he's a scientist, but he's still kind of he still wants to bag
- 31:51and tag a Yeti and bring it back so those bastards at the Royal
- 31:55Society will finally take him seriously.
- 31:57But I think it's, it's a genre that kind of sits most
- 32:00comfortably in the, in the, you know, in the 30s before World
- 32:04War 2. So I think that's another reason
- 32:07it's set when it is. And we did a good job because it
- 32:12does a good job of evoking it. Because there's, there's nothing
- 32:14to, there's nothing that says 1967 in this part from apart
- 32:20from the, the idea of robots and the, and the big kind of nerve
- 32:25centre, the big kind of white shiny nerve centre at the end.
- 32:29You can get OK this is a question from me now.
- 32:31You got a lot of storytelling change then post World War 2.
- 32:35No, it's, it's more of that after World War Two that the
- 32:38idea of there being places in the world that were kind of, you
- 32:44know, cut off and hidden was a little less realistic in genre
- 32:49terms. after World War Two, people started, people started
- 32:53looking to space and that's that's why you got stuff like
- 32:55Doctor Who. So it stopped being about sort
- 32:59of, you know, that kind of Michael Palin ripping yarns, you
- 33:04know, you know, subject, you know, those brave, loyal boys of
- 33:07the British Empire going off and exploring places and painting
- 33:11them at pink. It became Dan Dare of, you know,
- 33:16space police going off and meeting them, econ and stuff
- 33:19like that. So.
- 33:20There was still enough people that were romanced by that idea,
- 33:24that creative people. What was that movie I watched?
- 33:26That was another Cushing Hammer movie?
- 33:28It was all set on a train and he was off.
- 33:30He he'd he was on an expedition. Oh yeah, Horror Express.
- 33:34I was amazing. Christopher Lee and Telly
- 33:37Cevallos, Yeah. It was a great movie.
- 33:40It was in this massive crate, a burst out.
- 33:44I attacked everybody on the train.
- 33:46Again, but it's an alien as well.
- 33:48Yeah. So they they start kind of, you
- 33:50know, this, this is we could. Ask what Doctor Who influenced,
- 33:54you know, like what's after this?
- 33:56Yeah, Horror Express is 73. I think around the time right
- 34:01after Peter Cushing's wife died. He nearly didn't do the film.
- 34:04I remember his name, yeah. Yeah.
- 34:06So the Christopher Lee talked him into do you know it'd be
- 34:09good for you also pretty much Christopher.
- 34:12Lee I'm glad he did because he brought he brought a lot of
- 34:14integrity to that movie, which otherwise would have been very
- 34:17schlocky. It's pretty sloppy.
- 34:20Oh, it's amazing. Lots of very ugly zooms, which
- 34:25that era seemed to love. And although soldiers came on at
- 34:28the end, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 34:30Cossacks. Yes, amazing.
- 34:33Everyone seek it out. OK, well let's go to another
- 34:36question then. Oh yeah?
- 34:38Well, I'll hear your answer for this one.
- 34:39So, Fraser, Gregory, God help us all, asks Rob.
- 34:44Is there a story about Yetis that you'd like to tell?
- 34:53I don't I don't shoot my bolt on this one because it might be
- 34:57actually worth pitching because I'm actually in position where I
- 34:59possibly could. But I would say, you know, I
- 35:02mean, what is what is the most famous Yeti story?
- 35:06We never got now the doctor in a in a Yeti on the loo and Tooting
- 35:10back. I kind of think there's, you
- 35:12know, the 3rd Doctor Yeti story, which was, I think, you know,
- 35:16that was kind of in, in their minds when Hertory took over.
- 35:22So I I kind of think, yeah, a third Doctor.
- 35:24Is that one of these yetis or I mean, because that's obviously a
- 35:29deliberate? Well, here's the thing.
- 35:30The. Premise, isn't it?
- 35:31Yeah, but now see these again, I, I, I do I want to say this
- 35:35here or do I actually want to actually maybe get a chance of
- 35:39writing it? But but you know, the great
- 35:42intelligence is robot yetis. They're just, they're just
- 35:45imitations of the real thing. And we know from this, we know
- 35:48from this that Yeti are real in the Doctor Who.
- 35:52In the Doctor Who universe, Yetis are real.
- 35:57They are. Yeah.
- 35:58So Oh yeah, at the end, at the end of this, yeah.
- 36:01Yeah, yeah. So that's, to be honest, that's
- 36:03as far as I want to go answering that question because I could,
- 36:06you know, I might end up writing it one day.
- 36:08Can I? Sorry, I know we're completely
- 36:10straying from the animation now, but never mind, it's very.
- 36:13Pretty. You know, it's, it is gorgeous
- 36:15and I've got to say there was a lot of fun there with Spheres
- 36:19leaving Jamie's hands and going into Getty chest.
- 36:21Oh yeah, that's your thing? Yeah.
- 36:23In this one, Tommy brings up Padma Sunburger's ability to
- 36:28astridly project, and this was a huge thing at the time.
- 36:33I mean, Elizabeth Sander talks about it on flight through
- 36:37entirety. They talk about this as well.
- 36:38But in, Yeah, one of my notes is that OK, Astral projection, See
- 36:45David Bowie July 1967. So earlier this year, the B side
- 36:51Did You ever have a dream? It's a song about, it's a really
- 36:55funky little number, but it's a, it's a David Bowie song from
- 36:581967, earlier this year about astral projection, about astral
- 37:03flight and travelling in your dreams.
- 37:05So the whole astral plane thing is and is is and all that kind
- 37:11of all that kind of stuff that the, you know, the The Beatles
- 37:15kind of got from India and all that kind of hippie stuff is
- 37:19really in the air right now and that.
- 37:20This controversial, enormous creative liberties are taken
- 37:28with that sequence because they visualize it in a, in a really
- 37:31striking way, in a way that they never did back in the day.
- 37:35And I love what they do. I I saw it in colour on the big
- 37:39screen and it was, you want trippy?
- 37:42It was, it was like I'd taken some space dust.
- 37:45I yeah, I love that sequence. And that's what, when I was
- 37:48talking about in episode one about making this stuff more
- 37:53accessible to sort of kids today or an audience now that might
- 37:57not want to, that's the sort of thing they should be doing, I
- 38:00think making it more visually arresting.
- 38:05Yeah, I can see. I can see that.
- 38:07I can see that. I also think people should just
- 38:09learn to eat their greens and, you know, respect what they've
- 38:11got and get over themselves. But anyway, that's that's just
- 38:14me. You said that very eloquent in
- 38:16episode one. God, when I listened back I
- 38:18couldn't stop laughing. Oh.
- 38:20God, I I dread to think what I said, but anyway, carry.
- 38:23On anyway till it comes out. I've got enough time for another
- 38:25question then. Oh lovely.
- 38:27So let's go across to oh lovely Toby Haydock.
- 38:32Oh, Toby Haydock. Okey dokey.
- 38:35So he asks in the science fiction world of Doctor Who, is
- 38:39Buddhism real? Are the followers of the
- 38:42religion correct? If so, why does Buddhism get a
- 38:45free pass when other religions? Don't.
- 38:48Can you repeat the question please?
- 38:54Because I think there are, there are there are there are there
- 38:57are there's, there's more than one question in there.
- 38:59I think so. OK, I'll I'll, I'll try again.
- 39:02Maybe it's how I'm reading them. No, no, no.
- 39:05It's just yeah, it's, that's me. It's.
- 39:07He says he says in this science and he really stresses science
- 39:11fiction world of Doctor Who is Buddhism real I.
- 39:15I think, I think to to, yeah, a version of Buddhism I think does
- 39:18seem to be real in the Doctor Who universe.
- 39:21It certainly is in Planet of the Spiders.
- 39:23Yes, yeah. Are the followers of the
- 39:27religion correct? I mean, where do you go with
- 39:29that question? Well.
- 39:33He's asking about your faith, I think, Rob.
- 39:36No, no, if the, if a religion is real within a fiction, you know,
- 39:41and the people who in it, who were in the that fiction believe
- 39:45in it. But if it's actually real belief
- 39:49isn't is no longer required. It's if it becomes kind of a
- 39:56it's more of a physical reality. But then again, you can have a
- 39:58physical reality and have complete the wrong ideas about
- 40:01it. Yeah, next bit.
- 40:06This is. The I I may found it here, but
- 40:08carry on carry. On I really well, I know I find
- 40:10this last part really. If so, why does Buddhism get a
- 40:12free pass and other religions don't?
- 40:15Because we don't. I'm trying to think of other
- 40:17times where. I think that's because Buddhism
- 40:23in kind of in the sick, you know how, you know, the you know,
- 40:26people say, you know, like, you know, we couldn't afford to be
- 40:29hippies because, you know, being being a hippie really, it really
- 40:32helped if you were a trust fund kids to turn on TuneIn and drop
- 40:36out and all that kind of stuff. I kind of think the Western
- 40:40interest in Buddhism is quite a middle class pastime.
- 40:47I think, unlike other religions. So I, and it's also kind of, you
- 40:53know, the way it gets presented in fiction in the West, and by
- 40:58which I mean, if you look at the films like the abominable
- 41:02Snowman, the Nigel Neal film, it's it's a religion of peace.
- 41:07And yes, you got Chris on the they're the warriors, but
- 41:10they're kind of there to look after the monks.
- 41:14And if you're in Lost Horizon, again, they're there.
- 41:17It's, it's, it's Shangri-La is this kind of Oasis of peace
- 41:22where they're waiting out world wars really.
- 41:25So I think, I think in, in Occidental fiction, Buddhism is
- 41:30seen as a peaceful, enlightened religion.
- 41:37That is the, the comment, the comments on the, all the
- 41:44destruction that occurs, you know, thanks to Europe and the
- 41:49world wars. It has a tendency of instigating
- 41:52and of course in the real world, you know, it's, you know,
- 41:56especially in something like this, which is of except in
- 41:59Tibet, you know, the whole, the whole kind of the, the politics
- 42:03and all the, you know, the kind of the, the situation with Tibet
- 42:09and China. Real world, real world Buddhism
- 42:13is not of I don't think it's, that's not, that's not what
- 42:17we're talking about. I think we are talking about
- 42:19kind of, you know, an idea of Buddhism that.
- 42:23What I was going to say can can culture Westerners present
- 42:29Buddhism in an authentic way? Well.
- 42:33Well, you could argue, you know, can anyone you know can can you
- 42:36present any religion as soon as you migrated to become something
- 42:41different? But oh, that's that was pretty
- 42:43really good question, but I don't know what my answer was
- 42:45like, but I I do kind of think what do you?
- 42:47Mean by free pass though Free pass.
- 42:51What we, what we don't, what we, we, we criticize and critically,
- 42:54we critique and look and explore the hypocrisies in most
- 43:00religions. You know, in fiction we do this
- 43:03in Buddhism, we don't Buddhism, Buddhism seems seems to be I
- 43:07think in fiction in West it's the it's the it's the religion
- 43:14of I suppose the you could pretty call them sort of magic.
- 43:23SE Asians. Do you know what I mean?
- 43:25You know, people who have access to the other world.
- 43:29I mean, the same could be true for, you know, for, you know,
- 43:33going to stuff like and anyway, I don't.
- 43:35Know I I. Journey the West.
- 43:37But I, I, I, I think because, I think because in fiction it's
- 43:41associated with characters who have, who are pacifistic or
- 43:47above violence and have access to tangible magic essentially, I
- 43:54think. I'm.
- 43:56I'm not. Sure, if answer was that OK,
- 43:59that's. Wonderful.
- 44:00Well, I've I've still got things to ask about the question.
- 44:02It's quite, yeah. Yeah.
- 44:04That's a deep question. Oh, with the episode ended by
- 44:06the way, but it ended with a great Cliff Agger of Victoria
- 44:11heading towards which is very creepy.
- 44:14I mean, in the real world, you get Buddhist monks setting
- 44:16themselves on fire and, you know, and you and there and
- 44:20there are Buddhist paramilitary groups who do kill people, if
- 44:25I'm correct. So yeah.
- 44:28So I think, yeah, we, we give of, I think there's something
- 44:40wrong in that in a, in a way. But I think, I think it's
- 44:42because the the, the idea of Buddhism we kind of have is in
- 44:46itself a bit of fiction, I think.
- 44:49Well, I was trying to think other times where religion is
- 44:54condemned in Doctor Who. Oh, A.
- 44:58Lot of the time, most of the time religion in classic coup
- 45:00is. The massacre.
- 45:02And there's actually, and there's actually a robot who's
- 45:04actually behind everything. But in, in, in, in this one, the
- 45:10Great Intelligence is a spiritual being which Padma
- 45:19Sambhava accesses on the astral plane.
- 45:22So the Great Intelligence is brought to Earth through the
- 45:29power of Buddhism. Literally, literally.
- 45:34Do you know, I hope I answered that.
- 45:35OK. That's the kind of question.
- 45:37What the, that's the the answer I gave is I will wake up at 3:00
- 45:40this morning. Oh.
- 45:41No, please. Start about.
- 45:43I'm very very worried about. Well, if you want to record, you
- 45:46know, an addendum, we can add it.
- 45:47Oh no. That's no, no, I'm just going to
- 45:50wake up at that thing. How how much of A twat was I?
- 45:52But anyway, yeah, it's. Got lots of thinking about
- 45:55religion in Doctor Who and when it's really, I suppose episode
- 45:58one of the massacre. It's called War of God, isn't
- 46:00it? That's a very it's a heavily
- 46:03religious story. I was thinking about Curse of
- 46:06Fenerick. Do you remember when he's got
- 46:07the cross in Curse of Fenerick and he thinks that's his face is
- 46:11going to save him and then the two vampire girls still kill
- 46:14him? Yeah, but also it's just like
- 46:15the the sisterhood of Khan. Yeah, of course.
- 46:19Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 46:22Toby, you've opened up a can of worms there.
- 46:24Thank you very much. It's a good question.
- 46:26I I do think it's actually, yeah, we, there's a very kind of
- 46:31the middle class appropriation of Buddhism in whenever it was,
- 46:38you know, sixties, 70s through that period.
- 46:41It kind of bleeds into the new age movement, you know, you
- 46:44know, smudge sticks and crystals and all that kind of stuff.
- 46:48Yeah. I think, I think we give
- 46:49Buddhism a free pass out of a different kind of prejudice
- 46:53possibly. Anyway, I'm, yeah, I'm three,
- 46:563:00 this morning. I'm going to wake up in a cold
- 46:59sweat, thank God. Please don't.
- 47:02I what? What Ask did I What ask did I
- 47:06talk anyway? Not until, I mean, having
- 47:09recently watched Planet of Spiders, I'd say that is
- 47:13attempting to be a gentle education of Buddhist themes,
- 47:20you know, and it, it literally spells things out at times
- 47:24throughout the episodes. But this isn't really doing the
- 47:28look, you're right. This is just a setting and it's
- 47:30it's a bit mystical. And as you say, it's the way.
- 47:33But in in Planet of the Spiders, you have another and this is,
- 47:37you know, you have another magic Asian who is an actor, an actor
- 47:41in yellow Face. So again, it's yeah.
- 47:44But it's it's it's yeah. It's it's middle class English
- 47:49Buddhism with magic Asians. Well, you'll be pleased to know.
- 47:54But the but the Buddhism, but the crystal power is real.
- 47:57So it's, it's very, yeah. So it's kind of, you know, it's
- 48:00new, it's very new agey Buddhism.
- 48:02It's not actual Buddhism most likely.
- 48:06Well, whether it's accurate or not, it's got us talking.
- 48:09Yeah, yeah. Which I suppose is the point a
- 48:11little bit. And you'll be pleased to know
- 48:13there are four other questions from Tony yen to come.
- 48:16Oh wow, Sir. OK, cool, cool.
- 48:19But I suppose we better out four because this is reaching almost
- 48:22an hour now for this episode that was 25 minutes long.
- 48:26Well, you. You're getting your value for
- 48:27money, folks. Yeah.
- 48:28Oh, you always do with a pair of us.
- 48:30What should we skip into episode 5?
- 48:33I mean, I have no idea what's going on with it by Little
- 48:34Snowman right now, but who cares?
- 48:36Let's do. Let's do it.
- 48:37Let's do it.