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Stand-up Comic Wendy Liebman · Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show

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  Welcome
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  to
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  Phil
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  and
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  Ted's
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  Sexy
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  Boomer
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  Show.
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  I'm
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  Ted
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  Bonnitt.
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  I'm
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  Phil
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  Proctor.
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  Hi,
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  Phil.
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  Hi,
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  Ted.
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  How
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  you
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  doing?
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  Oh,
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  well,
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  I'm
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  back
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  from
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  the.
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  Back
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  from
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  the
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  high
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  seas
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  or
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  high
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  on
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  the
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  seas.
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  Yeah,
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  that
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  too.
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  It
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  was
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  the
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  Big
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  Easy
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  cruise
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  to
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  New
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  Orleans
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  and
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  then
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  down
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  to
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  Cozumel
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  before
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  we
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  came
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  back.
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  Gale
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  force
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  winds.
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  Yeah.
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  Cold
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  temperatures.
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  Yeah.
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  Not
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  Cozumel.
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  Cozumel
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  was
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  nice.
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  But
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  my
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  goodness.
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  Did
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  you
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  get
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  on
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  shore
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  in
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  Cozum
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  for
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  any
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  other?
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  I
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  did.
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  I
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  went
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  on
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  a
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  submarine
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  trip
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  to
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  Cozumel.
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  Wow.
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  150Ft
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  or
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  100ft
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  under
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  the
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  sea.
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  What'd
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  you
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  see?
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  Fish
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  that
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  looked
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  at
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  us.
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  There
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  were
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  a
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  whole
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  bunch
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  of
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  fish,
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  these
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  little
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  zebrafish
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  that.
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  That
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  traveled
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  with
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  us
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  for
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  the
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  entire
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  journey.
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  And
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  then,
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  you
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  know,
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  we
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  saw
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  lobsters
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  and
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  sharks
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  and
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  tourists.
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  And
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  tourists.
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  You
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  saw
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  tourists?
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  Yeah.
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  At
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  the
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  bottom
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  of
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  the
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  sea.
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  Yeah.
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  Dead.
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  They're
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  dead.
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  Oh.
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  But
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  they
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  were
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  part
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  of
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  the
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  tour,
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  you
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  know,
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  And
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  a
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  sunken
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  ship,
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  a
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  minesweeper
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  that
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  swept
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  a
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  little
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  too
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  closely.
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  And
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  this
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  wasn't
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  on
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  a
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  track
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  like
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  at
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  Disneyland.
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  No.
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  This
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  was
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  a
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  legitimate
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  sub.
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  Wow.
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  And
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  that
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  was
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  fun.
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  I
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  hadn't
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  been
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  that
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  before.
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  Very
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  cool.
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  And
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  I
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  saw
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  some
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  great
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  musicians,
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  many
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  of
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  whom,
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  you
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  know,
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  because
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  you
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  have
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  roots
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  with
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  New
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  Orleans.
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  Cowboy
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  mouth,
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  Little
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  Feet
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  doing
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  one
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  of
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  their
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  last
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  tour
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  performances.
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  Papa
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  John
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  Gros.
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  Papa
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  John
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  Gros.
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  And
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  Cleary.
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  Is
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  that
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  the
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  John
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  Cleary?
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  John
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  Cleary,
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  these
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  incredible
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  pianists.
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  And
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  Samantha
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  Fish.
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  Wow.
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  Swimming.
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  Swimming
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  along
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  with
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  us.
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  Anyway,
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  but
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  here
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  we
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  are,
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  and
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  we
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  have
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  a
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  wonderful
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  guest
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  today.
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  Yes,
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  we
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  have
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  Wendy
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  Liebman.
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  That's
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  good
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  enough.
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  That's
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  good
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  enough.
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  If
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  they
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  know
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  you,
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  they
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  know
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  you.
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  You
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  know,
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  I
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  dreamt
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  recently
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  that
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  I
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  was
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  doing
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  stuff.
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  Comedy
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  on
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  a
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  submarine.
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  You
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  did?
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  I
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  did.
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  How
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  did
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  it
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  go
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  on
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  Dirt?
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  I
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  think
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  I
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  got
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  the
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  bends.
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  And
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  that
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  was
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  my
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  opening.
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  Who
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  here
• 2:08
  has
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  the
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  bends?
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  But
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  no,
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  I
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  thought.
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  So
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  I
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  do
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  this
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  thing
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  on
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  my
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  Facebook
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  page
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  where
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  I
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  will
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  put
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  a
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  setup
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  to
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  a
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  joke,
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  and
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  then
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  I
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  will
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  have
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  all
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  my
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  Facebook
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  friends
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  write
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  in
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  the
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  punchline.
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  And
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  I
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  will
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  give
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  three
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  examples
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  of.
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  Of
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  a
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  punchline.
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  So
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  it's
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  not
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  like
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  I'm,
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  like,
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  taking
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  the
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  person's
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  punchline.
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  So
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  I
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  said,
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  I
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  dreamt,
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  because
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  I
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  really
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  did
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  dream
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  that
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  I
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  was
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  a
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  comic
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  on
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  a
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  submarine.
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  And
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  I
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  said,
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  my
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  career
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  has
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  taken
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  a
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  dive.
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  What
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  is
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  the
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  psychological
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  aspect
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  of
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  that
• 2:41
  dream?
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  Sinking
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  ship.
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  Or
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  I
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  couldn't
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  breathe.
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  You're
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  going
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  down.
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  Or
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  my
• 2:46
  husband
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  was
• 2:47
  trying
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  to
• 2:49
  dive.
• 2:49
  Dive.
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  How
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  about
• 2:50
  a
• 2:50
  captive
• 2:50
  audience?
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  Oh,
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  I
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  love
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  that.
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  How
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  far
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  will
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  you
• 2:54
  sink.
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  I
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  love
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  that.
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  Yes.
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  I
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  just
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  also
• 2:58
  have
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  to.
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  You're
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  a
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  very
• 2:59
  deep
• 2:59
  comic.
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  Not
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  out
• 3:02
  of
• 3:02
  her
• 3:02
  depth
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  at
• 3:02
  all.
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  Oh,
• 3:03
  my
• 3:04
  God,
• 3:04
  you
• 3:04
  guys
• 3:04
  are
• 3:04
  quick.
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  I
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  just
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  have
• 3:06
  to
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  tell
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  you
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  that
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  in
• 3:07
  the
• 3:07
  elevator
• 3:08
  coming
• 3:08
  up
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  here,
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  it
• 3:10
  smells
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  like
• 3:11
  weed.
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  Oh,
• 3:13
  really?
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  That's
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  the
• 3:14
  Armenian
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  accountants
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  down
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  the
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  hall.
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  Our
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  guest,
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  Wendy
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  Liebman,
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  if
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  you
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  hadn't
• 3:19
  figured
• 3:19
  out
• 3:19
  already,
• 3:19
  is
• 3:20
  a
• 3:20
  standup
• 3:20
  comedian.
• 3:21
  She's
• 3:21
  performed
• 3:22
  on
• 3:22
  the
• 3:22
  Carson
• 3:23
  show,
• 3:23
  Letterman,
• 3:24
  Leno,
• 3:24
  Fallon,
• 3:26
  Jimmy
• 3:26
  Kimmel,
• 3:27
  Hollywood
• 3:27
  Squares.
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  I
• 3:29
  did.
• 3:29
  I
• 3:29
  did
• 3:30
  that,
• 3:30
  too.
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  And
• 3:30
  of
• 3:30
  course,
• 3:31
  clubs
• 3:31
  all
• 3:31
  over
• 3:31
  North
• 3:32
  America.
• 3:32
  And
• 3:33
  you've
• 3:33
  done
• 3:33
  specials
• 3:34
  for
• 3:34
  hbo,
• 3:35
  Comedy
• 3:35
  Central
• 3:35
  and
• 3:36
  Showtime.
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  And
• 3:37
  today
• 3:37
  you
• 3:38
  make
• 3:38
  your
• 3:38
  debut
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  on
• 3:39
  Phil
• 3:39
  and
• 3:39
  Ted
• 3:39
  Seconds.
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  I
• 3:40
  couldn't
• 3:40
  be
• 3:40
  happier.
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  And,
• 3:42
  you
• 3:42
  know,
• 3:42
  I
• 3:43
  have
• 3:44
  listened
• 3:44
  to
• 3:44
  Firesign
• 3:45
  Theater.
• 3:46
  I
• 3:47
  remember
• 3:47
  the
• 3:47
  first
• 3:48
  time
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  heard
• 3:48
  it,
• 3:49
  my
• 3:49
  friend's
• 3:50
  older
• 3:51
  sister
• 3:51
  was
• 3:52
  listening
• 3:52
  to
• 3:52
  it
• 3:52
  and
• 3:52
  turned
• 3:53
  us
• 3:53
  onto
• 3:53
  it.
• 3:53
  And
• 3:54
  we
• 3:54
  thought
• 3:54
  we
• 3:55
  were
• 3:55
  the
• 3:55
  coolest.
• 3:56
  Oh,
• 3:56
  yeah.
• 3:57
  Because
• 3:57
  we
• 3:57
  got
• 3:57
  to
• 3:58
  hear
• 3:58
  it
• 3:58
  too.
• 3:59
  And
• 3:59
  it's
• 3:59
  my
• 4:00
  pleasure
• 4:00
  being
• 4:00
  here.
• 4:01
  I
• 4:01
  met
• 4:02
  you
• 4:02
  when
• 4:02
  I
• 4:02
  opened
• 4:03
  for
• 4:03
  Fritz
• 4:03
  Coleman.
• 4:04
  Yeah.
• 4:04
  A
• 4:05
  good
• 4:05
  guest
• 4:05
  of
• 4:05
  our
• 4:06
  show.
• 4:06
  And
• 4:06
  Fritz
• 4:06
  invited
• 4:07
  us
• 4:07
  to
• 4:07
  come
• 4:07
  to
• 4:08
  see
• 4:08
  his
• 4:09
  show.
• 4:09
  And
• 4:10
  you
• 4:10
  were
• 4:11
  hilarious.
• 4:12
  Thank
• 4:12
  you.
• 4:12
  You
• 4:12
  have
• 4:12
  a
• 4:13
  very
• 4:13
  distinctive
• 4:14
  style
• 4:14
  of
• 4:15
  comedy,
• 4:15
  and
• 4:16
  it's
• 4:16
  so
• 4:16
  endearing
• 4:17
  and
• 4:17
  so
• 4:17
  sweet.
• 4:17
  You
• 4:18
  know
• 4:18
  what
• 4:18
  I
• 4:18
  call
• 4:18
  it?
• 4:18
  Comedy
• 4:19
  of
• 4:19
  expectation.
• 4:21
  Because
• 4:22
  you
• 4:22
  will
• 4:22
  set
• 4:23
  up
• 4:23
  a
• 4:23
  premise
• 4:24
  and
• 4:24
  then
• 4:24
  you'll
• 4:25
  go
• 4:25
  an
• 4:26
  entirely
• 4:26
  different
• 4:26
  place
• 4:27
  than
• 4:27
  we
• 4:27
  expected,
• 4:28
  which
• 4:28
  makes
• 4:29
  it
• 4:30
  for
• 4:30
  fun.
• 4:30
  And
• 4:30
  then
• 4:30
  you
• 4:30
  do
• 4:30
  Olympic
• 4:31
  styled
• 4:31
  acrobatic
• 4:32
  punchlines.
• 4:34
  A
• 4:34
  double
• 4:34
  flip
• 4:34
  into
• 4:35
  a
• 4:35
  twist
• 4:35
  into
• 4:35
  a
• 4:35
  swing,
• 4:36
  and
• 4:36
  then
• 4:36
  splash.
• 4:36
  And
• 4:37
  it's
• 4:37
  like
• 4:37
  they're
• 4:37
  all
• 4:38
  built
• 4:38
  on
• 4:39
  one
• 4:39
  after
• 4:39
  the
• 4:40
  other.
• 4:40
  And
• 4:40
  it's
• 4:40
  just.
• 4:40
  I
• 4:41
  recommend
• 4:41
  your
• 4:41
  website
• 4:42
  to
• 4:42
  our
• 4:42
  listener
• 4:43
  out
• 4:43
  there.
• 4:44
  To
• 4:44
  our
• 4:44
  listener.
• 4:45
  You've
• 4:45
  got
• 4:46
  some
• 4:46
  wonderful
• 4:46
  videos
• 4:48
  and
• 4:49
  jokes
• 4:49
  and
• 4:50
  stuff.
• 4:50
  It's
• 4:50
  really.
• 4:51
  Yeah.
• 4:51
  And
• 4:51
  you
• 4:51
  publish
• 4:52
  to
• 4:52
  Facebook.
• 4:53
  Kind
• 4:53
  of
• 4:53
  a
• 4:53
  daily
• 4:53
  gag
• 4:54
  and
• 4:55
  joke
• 4:55
  setup
• 4:55
  for
• 4:56
  you
• 4:56
  people.
• 4:56
  Yes.
• 4:57
  And
• 4:57
  I'm
• 4:58
  turning
• 4:58
  that
• 4:58
  into
• 4:59
  a
• 4:59
  deck
• 5:00
  of
• 5:00
  cards.
• 5:02
  And
• 5:02
  I
• 5:03
  have.
• 5:04
  So
• 5:04
  every
• 5:05
  day
• 5:05
  you
• 5:06
  can
• 5:06
  pull
• 5:06
  a
• 5:06
  card
• 5:06
  and
• 5:07
  get
• 5:07
  the
• 5:07
  premise
• 5:08
  and
• 5:08
  see
• 5:08
  three
• 5:09
  of
• 5:09
  my
• 5:09
  punchlines
• 5:10
  and
• 5:10
  then
• 5:10
  write
• 5:10
  your
• 5:10
  own.
• 5:11
  And
• 5:11
  they're
• 5:11
  also
• 5:11
  gonna
• 5:12
  be
• 5:12
  illustrated
• 5:13
  by
• 5:13
  Liza
• 5:13
  Donnelly,
• 5:14
  who
• 5:14
  is
• 5:14
  a
• 5:14
  cartoonist
• 5:15
  for
• 5:15
  the
• 5:15
  New
• 5:16
  Yorker.
• 5:16
  So
• 5:17
  very
• 5:17
  excited
• 5:17
  about
• 5:18
  that.
• 5:18
  We
• 5:18
  don't
• 5:18
  have
• 5:18
  a
• 5:18
  publisher
• 5:19
  yet.
• 5:19
  Oh,
• 5:19
  that's
• 5:19
  very
• 5:20
  exciting.
• 5:20
  Yeah,
• 5:21
  we're.
• 5:21
  We're
• 5:21
  excited
• 5:22
  about
• 5:22
  that.
• 5:22
  So
• 5:23
  thank
• 5:23
  you
• 5:23
  for
• 5:23
  recommending
• 5:24
  my
• 5:24
  website.
• 5:25
  Which
• 5:25
  is
• 5:25
  wendylebman.com
• 5:26
  Yes.
• 5:27
  L,
• 5:27
  I
• 5:27
  E
• 5:28
  B
• 5:28
  M
• 5:28
  A
• 5:28
  N.
• 5:29
  You
• 5:29
  are
• 5:29
  an
• 5:30
  observational
• 5:30
  comic.
• 5:31
  I
• 5:31
  guess
• 5:32
  all
• 5:32
  comment.
• 5:33
  You
• 5:33
  comment
• 5:33
  on
• 5:33
  your.
• 5:34
  But
• 5:34
  you
• 5:34
  have
• 5:34
  a
• 5:34
  particular
• 5:35
  take
• 5:35
  on
• 5:35
  it.
• 5:35
  Like
• 5:36
  miniature
• 5:36
  golf
• 5:36
  balls
• 5:37
  are
• 5:37
  the
• 5:37
  same
• 5:37
  size
• 5:37
  as
• 5:38
  regular
• 5:38
  golf
• 5:38
  balls.
• 5:38
  I
• 5:39
  mean,
• 5:39
  who
• 5:39
  knew?
• 5:39
  Oh,
• 5:40
  I
• 5:40
  forgot.
• 5:41
  I
• 5:41
  even
• 5:41
  wrote
• 5:42
  that.
• 5:44
  I
• 5:44
  should
• 5:44
  put
• 5:44
  that
• 5:44
  in
• 5:44
  my
• 5:44
  act.
• 5:45
  Very
• 5:45
  Steven
• 5:46
  Wright.
• 5:47
  Thank
• 5:47
  you.
• 5:48
  That's
• 5:48
  what
• 5:48
  I
• 5:48
  thought,
• 5:48
  too.
• 5:49
  Whom
• 5:49
  I
• 5:49
  love.
• 5:50
  Yeah,
• 5:50
  yeah,
• 5:50
  don't
• 5:51
  we.
• 5:51
  Don't
• 5:51
  we
• 5:51
  all?
• 5:51
  Just
• 5:52
  this
• 5:52
  droll,
• 5:53
  steady
• 5:53
  pace
• 5:54
  of
• 5:54
  very
• 5:54
  funny
• 5:55
  material.
• 5:56
  Yes.
• 5:56
  And
• 5:57
  I
• 5:57
  remember
• 5:58
  watching
• 5:58
  him
• 5:58
  on
• 5:59
  my
• 6:00
  little
• 6:00
  black
• 6:01
  and
• 6:01
  white
• 6:01
  TV
• 6:01
  in
• 6:02
  college
• 6:02
  on
• 6:03
  the
• 6:03
  Tonight
• 6:03
  Show.
• 6:04
  He
• 6:04
  was
• 6:04
  making
• 6:04
  his
• 6:04
  debut
• 6:05
  and
• 6:05
  I
• 6:05
  thought,
• 6:05
  this
• 6:05
  is
• 6:06
  the
• 6:06
  funniest
• 6:06
  thing
• 6:06
  I
• 6:07
  have
• 6:07
  ever
• 6:07
  seen
• 6:07
  in
• 6:08
  my
• 6:08
  life.
• 6:09
  And
• 6:09
  then
• 6:10
  I
• 6:10
  was
• 6:10
  flying
• 6:10
  home
• 6:11
  from
• 6:11
  Boston
• 6:12
  to
• 6:12
  New
• 6:12
  York
• 6:12
  and
• 6:13
  he
• 6:13
  got
• 6:13
  on
• 6:13
  the
• 6:14
  plane.
• 6:14
  Oh,
• 6:14
  my
• 6:14
  goodness.
• 6:15
  But
• 6:15
  I
• 6:16
  couldn't
• 6:16
  figure
• 6:17
  out
• 6:17
  where
• 6:17
  I
• 6:17
  knew
• 6:17
  him
• 6:17
  from.
• 6:18
  Did
• 6:18
  he
• 6:18
  come
• 6:19
  on
• 6:19
  with
• 6:19
  his
• 6:19
  brother,
• 6:19
  the
• 6:20
  Wright
• 6:20
  brothers?
• 6:23
  No,
• 6:25
  no.
• 6:26
  But
• 6:26
  I
• 6:27
  thought,
• 6:27
  oh,
• 6:27
  that's
• 6:28
  Art
• 6:28
  Garfunkel.
• 6:29
  That's
• 6:30
  what
• 6:30
  I
• 6:30
  thought.
• 6:30
  Oh,
• 6:31
  I
• 6:31
  see.
• 6:31
  And
• 6:31
  then
• 6:31
  I
• 6:32
  was
• 6:32
  gonna
• 6:32
  say
• 6:32
  something
• 6:33
  to
• 6:33
  him,
• 6:33
  but
• 6:33
  he
• 6:33
  never
• 6:34
  got
• 6:34
  off
• 6:34
  the
• 6:35
  plane.
• 6:36
  And
• 6:36
  I
• 6:37
  have
• 6:37
  since
• 6:37
  gotten
• 6:37
  to
• 6:38
  meet
• 6:38
  him
• 6:38
  through
• 6:38
  other
• 6:39
  comedian
• 6:39
  friends.
• 6:40
  Correct.
• 6:41
  He
• 6:41
  wrote
• 6:41
  a
• 6:41
  book,
• 6:42
  Steven
• 6:42
  Wright,
• 6:42
  called
• 6:43
  Harold,
• 6:43
  which
• 6:44
  is
• 6:44
  just
• 6:45
  out
• 6:45
  there.
• 6:46
  It's
• 6:46
  so
• 6:47
  creative.
• 6:48
  But
• 6:48
  I
• 6:48
  love
• 6:48
  being
• 6:48
  compared
• 6:49
  to
• 6:49
  him
• 6:49
  because
• 6:49
  I
• 6:50
  think
• 6:50
  my
• 6:50
  jokes
• 6:51
  are
• 6:51
  word
• 6:52
  playe.
• 6:52
  And
• 6:54
  the
• 6:54
  two
• 6:54
  comedians
• 6:55
  that
• 6:55
  come
• 6:55
  to
• 6:55
  mind
• 6:56
  with.
• 6:56
  What
• 6:57
  did
• 6:57
  you
• 6:57
  call
• 6:57
  me?
• 6:58
  Expectation.
• 6:59
  Expectation.
• 7:00
  Brian
• 7:00
  Kiley
• 7:01
  is
• 7:01
  my
• 7:01
  favorite
• 7:01
  comedian.
• 7:03
  O'.
• 7:03
  Brien.
• 7:04
  We
• 7:04
  started
• 7:05
  together
• 7:05
  in
• 7:05
  Boston.
• 7:06
  He
• 7:06
  has
• 7:06
  since
• 7:06
  gone
• 7:07
  on
• 7:07
  to
• 7:07
  write
• 7:07
  for
• 7:07
  Conan
• 7:08
  o'.
• 7:08
  Brien.
• 7:09
  Great.
• 7:10
  And
• 7:10
  I
• 7:11
  just
• 7:11
  love
• 7:12
  waiting
• 7:13
  to
• 7:13
  figure
• 7:13
  out
• 7:14
  where
• 7:14
  he's
• 7:14
  going
• 7:14
  with
• 7:15
  every
• 7:15
  setup.
• 7:16
  And
• 7:16
  then
• 7:17
  there's
• 7:17
  a
• 7:17
  comedian
• 7:18
  named
• 7:18
  Anthony
• 7:19
  Jeselnick
• 7:19
  who's
• 7:20
  a
• 7:20
  little
• 7:21
  more
• 7:21
  nefarious
• 7:22
  in
• 7:22
  his.
• 7:23
  Jezelnick.
• 7:23
  Jeselnik.
• 7:24
  Wow,
• 7:25
  Jeselnick.
• 7:25
  Birth
• 7:26
  name.
• 7:28
  You
• 7:28
  know
• 7:28
  what?
• 7:29
  I
• 7:29
  don't
• 7:29
  know.
• 7:29
  But
• 7:30
  I
• 7:30
  do
• 7:30
  know
• 7:30
  his
• 7:30
  Social
• 7:31
  Security
• 7:31
  number.
• 7:33
  I
• 7:34
  like
• 7:34
  that
• 7:34
  kind
• 7:34
  of
• 7:34
  comedy,
• 7:35
  too.
• 7:35
  Good.
• 7:36
  The
• 7:36
  bait
• 7:36
  and
• 7:36
  switch.
• 7:37
  How
• 7:37
  did
• 7:38
  you
• 7:38
  discover
• 7:40
  comedy
• 7:41
  and
• 7:42
  this.
• 7:43
  Life
• 7:43
  you've
• 7:43
  created
• 7:43
  for
• 7:44
  yourself?
• 7:44
  Continuing
• 7:44
  education.
• 7:46
  Yes.
• 7:46
  I
• 7:46
  took
• 7:47
  a
• 7:47
  class
• 7:47
  at
• 7:47
  the
• 7:47
  Cambridge
• 7:48
  center
• 7:48
  for
• 7:48
  Adult
• 7:49
  Ed.
• 7:50
  Here's
• 7:50
  the
• 7:50
  real
• 7:51
  story.
• 7:51
  How
• 7:51
  is
• 7:51
  Ed,
• 7:52
  by
• 7:52
  the
• 7:52
  way?
• 7:53
  He's
• 7:53
  been
• 7:53
  an
• 7:53
  adult
• 7:54
  for
• 7:54
  a
• 7:54
  long
• 7:54
  time.
• 7:55
  Probably
• 7:56
  old
• 7:56
  Ed
• 7:56
  now,
• 7:56
  isn't
• 7:57
  he?
• 7:57
  This
• 7:58
  is
• 7:58
  the
• 7:58
  real
• 7:59
  story.
• 7:59
  Because
• 7:59
  you've
• 8:00
  read
• 8:00
  one
• 8:00
  story.
• 8:01
  The
• 8:01
  real
• 8:01
  story
• 8:02
  is
• 8:02
  I
• 8:02
  took
• 8:02
  the
• 8:03
  mail
• 8:03
  in
• 8:03
  from
• 8:03
  the
• 8:04
  wrong
• 8:04
  apartment
• 8:06
  when
• 8:06
  I
• 8:06
  lived
• 8:06
  in
• 8:06
  Boston.
• 8:07
  I
• 8:07
  was
• 8:07
  doing
• 8:09
  psych
• 8:09
  research
• 8:10
  at
• 8:11
  Harvard
• 8:11
  Medical
• 8:11
  School,
• 8:12
  and
• 8:13
  it
• 8:13
  was
• 8:13
  so
• 8:13
  depressing.
• 8:14
  I
• 8:14
  was
• 8:14
  like,
• 8:14
  you
• 8:15
  know
• 8:15
  what?
• 8:15
  I
• 8:15
  don't
• 8:15
  want
• 8:15
  to
• 8:15
  be
• 8:16
  a
• 8:16
  therapist.
• 8:17
  So
• 8:17
  I
• 8:17
  need
• 8:17
  to
• 8:17
  do
• 8:18
  something
• 8:18
  at
• 8:18
  night
• 8:18
  to
• 8:19
  make
• 8:19
  my
• 8:19
  life
• 8:20
  a
• 8:20
  little
• 8:20
  more
• 8:20
  joyful.
• 8:21
  So
• 8:21
  I
• 8:21
  took
• 8:21
  the
• 8:22
  mail
• 8:22
  in
• 8:22
  by
• 8:22
  accident
• 8:23
  from
• 8:23
  the
• 8:23
  wrong
• 8:23
  apartment.
• 8:24
  And
• 8:24
  it
• 8:24
  was
• 8:24
  this
• 8:25
  course
• 8:25
  catalog.
• 8:26
  How
• 8:26
  to
• 8:26
  be
• 8:26
  a
• 8:26
  Stand
• 8:26
  up
• 8:27
  oh,
• 8:27
  no.
• 8:28
  Course
• 8:28
  catalog
• 8:29
  for
• 8:29
  the
• 8:29
  Good
• 8:29
  Bridge
• 8:30
  Center.
• 8:31
  And
• 8:32
  I
• 8:32
  found
• 8:32
  an
• 8:33
  acting
• 8:33
  class.
• 8:35
  And
• 8:35
  I
• 8:36
  had
• 8:36
  always
• 8:36
  acted
• 8:37
  growing
• 8:38
  up.
• 8:38
  I
• 8:39
  was
• 8:39
  in
• 8:39
  a
• 8:39
  lot
• 8:39
  of
• 8:39
  plays
• 8:40
  and
• 8:40
  I
• 8:41
  took
• 8:41
  the
• 8:41
  acting
• 8:42
  class.
• 8:42
  But
• 8:43
  at
• 8:43
  the
• 8:43
  break,
• 8:45
  the
• 8:45
  teacher
• 8:45
  quit.
• 8:46
  What?
• 8:47
  The
• 8:48
  teacher
• 8:48
  quit
• 8:49
  during
• 8:49
  the
• 8:49
  break.
• 8:49
  That's
• 8:50
  comedy.
• 8:50
  I
• 8:51
  know.
• 8:51
  So
• 8:52
  just
• 8:52
  quit.
• 8:54
  He
• 8:54
  had
• 8:54
  like
• 8:54
  a
• 8:54
  nervous
• 8:55
  breakdown
• 8:55
  or
• 8:55
  something
• 8:56
  during
• 8:56
  the
• 8:56
  break.
• 8:57
  I
• 8:57
  love
• 8:57
  it.
• 8:57
  And
• 8:58
  so
• 8:58
  they
• 8:58
  said,
• 8:58
  take
• 8:58
  another
• 8:59
  class.
• 8:59
  So
• 9:00
  I'm
• 9:00
  like,
• 9:00
  oh,
• 9:01
  what
• 9:01
  should
• 9:01
  I
• 9:01
  take?
• 9:01
  And
• 9:02
  I
• 9:02
  saw
• 9:02
  how
• 9:02
  to
• 9:02
  be
• 9:02
  a
• 9:02
  Stand
• 9:03
  up
• 9:03
  Comedian
• 9:04
  and
• 9:04
  I
• 9:04
  was
• 9:05
  just
• 9:05
  in
• 9:05
  heaven.
• 9:06
  Now
• 9:06
  the
• 9:06
  teacher
• 9:08
  who
• 9:08
  taught
• 9:08
  it
• 9:09
  lives
• 9:09
  out
• 9:09
  here.
• 9:09
  He
• 9:10
  should
• 9:10
  be
• 9:10
  on
• 9:10
  your
• 9:10
  show
• 9:10
  too.
• 9:11
  His
• 9:11
  name
• 9:11
  is
• 9:11
  Ron
• 9:12
  Lynch.
• 9:13
  Ron
• 9:13
  Lynch.
• 9:14
  Lynch.
• 9:15
  And
• 9:15
  he
• 9:16
  is
• 9:16
  just
• 9:16
  the
• 9:17
  funniest
• 9:17
  guy.
• 9:18
  I've
• 9:18
  heard
• 9:19
  his
• 9:19
  name,
• 9:19
  Ron
• 9:19
  Lynch.
• 9:20
  And
• 9:20
  he
• 9:21
  was
• 9:21
  my
• 9:22
  mentor
• 9:23
  and
• 9:23
  he
• 9:23
  was
• 9:24
  just
• 9:24
  amazing
• 9:25
  to
• 9:25
  me
• 9:26
  starting
• 9:26
  out.
• 9:26
  So
• 9:27
  that's
• 9:27
  really
• 9:27
  how
• 9:27
  I
• 9:27
  started
• 9:28
  out.
• 9:28
  You
• 9:28
  know,
• 9:29
  I
• 9:29
  don't
• 9:29
  know
• 9:29
  if
• 9:29
  you
• 9:29
  can
• 9:29
  teach
• 9:30
  somebody
• 9:30
  to
• 9:30
  do
• 9:31
  stand
• 9:31
  up.
• 9:31
  But
• 9:32
  talk
• 9:32
  about
• 9:33
  fate.
• 9:33
  Encourage.
• 9:34
  Yeah,
• 9:35
  how
• 9:35
  do
• 9:35
  you
• 9:35
  teach
• 9:36
  somebody
• 9:36
  to
• 9:36
  do
• 9:36
  stand
• 9:36
  up?
• 9:37
  You
• 9:37
  know,
• 9:37
  stand
• 9:37
  them
• 9:38
  up
• 9:38
  in
• 9:38
  front
• 9:38
  of
• 9:38
  a
• 9:38
  microphone
• 9:39
  and
• 9:39
  say,
• 9:39
  be
• 9:39
  funny.
• 9:40
  Basically,
• 9:40
  you
• 9:40
  know,
• 9:41
  I
• 9:41
  teach
• 9:41
  it
• 9:41
  occasionally.
• 9:42
  Yeah,
• 9:43
  okay.
• 9:44
  I
• 9:44
  know
• 9:44
  I'm
• 9:44
  like
• 9:46
  monopolizing
• 9:46
  the
• 9:47
  conversation,
• 9:47
  but.
• 9:47
  Well,
• 9:48
  that's
• 9:48
  the
• 9:48
  point
• 9:48
  of
• 9:49
  a
• 9:49
  guest.
• 9:52
  I.
• 9:53
  I'm
• 9:53
  part
• 9:54
  of
• 9:54
  the
• 9:54
  Erma
• 9:54
  Bombeck
• 9:55
  Writers
• 9:55
  Workshop.
• 9:56
  Oh,
• 9:56
  my
• 9:56
  gosh.
• 9:57
  They
• 9:57
  meet
• 9:57
  every
• 9:58
  other
• 9:58
  year.
• 9:58
  Oh,
• 9:59
  what
• 9:59
  a
• 9:59
  genius.
• 10:00
  And
• 10:00
  so
• 10:00
  I've
• 10:00
  taught
• 10:01
  stand
• 10:02
  up
• 10:02
  a
• 10:03
  couple
• 10:03
  of
• 10:03
  times.
• 10:03
  And
• 10:04
  what
• 10:04
  I
• 10:04
  do
• 10:04
  is
• 10:04
  I'll
• 10:05
  take
• 10:05
  like
• 10:05
  a
• 10:05
  bonafide
• 10:06
  joke
• 10:06
  from
• 10:06
  Steven
• 10:07
  Wright,
• 10:07
  from
• 10:07
  Rita
• 10:08
  Rudner,
• 10:08
  from
• 10:08
  Joan
• 10:09
  Rivers,
• 10:09
  and
• 10:09
  I'll
• 10:10
  give
• 10:11
  one
• 10:11
  out
• 10:11
  to
• 10:12
  each
• 10:12
  student
• 10:13
  and
• 10:14
  I'll
• 10:14
  have
• 10:15
  them
• 10:15
  do
• 10:15
  the
• 10:15
  joke
• 10:16
  on
• 10:16
  stage
• 10:16
  because
• 10:16
  I
• 10:17
  want
• 10:17
  them
• 10:17
  to
• 10:17
  feel,
• 10:18
  I
• 10:18
  want
• 10:18
  them
• 10:19
  to
• 10:19
  get
• 10:19
  a
• 10:19
  laugh.
• 10:20
  Right.
• 10:20
  Because
• 10:20
  getting
• 10:21
  a
• 10:21
  laugh
• 10:21
  is
• 10:22
  a
• 10:22
  difficult
• 10:22
  thing.
• 10:22
  That's
• 10:23
  the
• 10:23
  whole
• 10:23
  thing.
• 10:23
  Right,
• 10:23
  right.
• 10:25
  But
• 10:25
  I
• 10:25
  also,
• 10:25
  like,
• 10:26
  coach
• 10:26
  people
• 10:26
  online.
• 10:27
  I
• 10:27
  zoom
• 10:28
  with
• 10:28
  them.
• 10:28
  And
• 10:29
  how
• 10:29
  do
• 10:29
  I
• 10:30
  teach
• 10:30
  them?
• 10:30
  I
• 10:30
  just
• 10:31
  focus.
• 10:31
  I
• 10:31
  try
• 10:31
  to
• 10:32
  focus
• 10:32
  them
• 10:32
  and
• 10:32
  give
• 10:33
  them
• 10:33
  exercises.
• 10:34
  Not
• 10:34
  physical.
• 10:37
  But,
• 10:37
  you
• 10:37
  know,
• 10:38
  telling
• 10:39
  the
• 10:39
  joke
• 10:40
  is
• 10:41
  what
• 10:41
  unleashes
• 10:42
  that
• 10:43
  talent
• 10:43
  in
• 10:43
  you,
• 10:44
  if
• 10:44
  you've
• 10:44
  got
• 10:45
  it.
• 10:45
  At
• 10:46
  the
• 10:46
  Magic
• 10:46
  Castle,
• 10:47
  I
• 10:47
  used
• 10:47
  to
• 10:47
  go
• 10:47
  to
• 10:47
  regular
• 10:48
  luncheons
• 10:49
  with
• 10:49
  me
• 10:50
  Tonkin.
• 10:50
  Was
• 10:51
  that
• 10:51
  his
• 10:51
  name?
• 10:51
  From
• 10:51
  his
• 10:52
  show
• 10:52
  of
• 10:52
  shows.
• 10:53
  A
• 10:53
  bunch
• 10:53
  of
• 10:54
  funny
• 10:54
  people,
• 10:55
  you
• 10:55
  know,
• 10:55
  and
• 10:55
  we'd
• 10:56
  tell
• 10:56
  jokes,
• 10:57
  make
• 10:58
  one
• 10:58
  another
• 10:58
  laugh,
• 10:59
  and
• 11:00
  that's
• 11:00
  the
• 11:00
  reward.
• 11:01
  You
• 11:01
  know,
• 11:01
  I've
• 11:01
  been
• 11:01
  watching
• 11:02
  the
• 11:02
  Mel
• 11:02
  Brooks
• 11:03
  documentary.
• 11:04
  Fabulous.
• 11:04
  Yeah,
• 11:04
  I
• 11:05
  just
• 11:05
  watched
• 11:05
  it
• 11:05
  last
• 11:05
  night.
• 11:06
  And
• 11:06
  one
• 11:06
  of
• 11:06
  the
• 11:06
  things
• 11:06
  that
• 11:07
  he
• 11:07
  said
• 11:07
  that
• 11:07
  really
• 11:07
  struck
• 11:08
  me
• 11:08
  was
• 11:09
  talking
• 11:10
  about
• 11:10
  why
• 11:11
  we
• 11:11
  want
• 11:12
  to
• 11:12
  be
• 11:12
  funny.
• 11:13
  And
• 11:14
  the
• 11:14
  reward,
• 11:14
  which
• 11:15
  you
• 11:15
  mentioned,
• 11:15
  you
• 11:16
  know,
• 11:16
  that
• 11:16
  comes
• 11:16
  from
• 11:16
  it.
• 11:17
  But
• 11:17
  he
• 11:17
  said
• 11:18
  he
• 11:19
  wanted
• 11:19
  the
• 11:20
  laughter
• 11:20
  of
• 11:20
  strangers.
• 11:22
  He
• 11:22
  wanted
• 11:22
  the
• 11:23
  love
• 11:24
  of
• 11:24
  strangers.
• 11:25
  Because
• 11:25
  he
• 11:26
  had
• 11:26
  a
• 11:26
  loving
• 11:27
  upbringing.
• 11:29
  And
• 11:29
  he
• 11:29
  wasn't,
• 11:30
  you
• 11:30
  know,
• 11:31
  suffering
• 11:31
  and
• 11:31
  wanting
• 11:32
  to
• 11:32
  get
• 11:32
  love
• 11:32
  from
• 11:34
  everybody.
• 11:34
  But
• 11:35
  just
• 11:35
  the
• 11:35
  love
• 11:35
  of
• 11:35
  strangers.
• 11:37
  And
• 11:37
  I
• 11:37
  think
• 11:37
  that's
• 11:38
  very
• 11:38
  much
• 11:38
  what
• 11:38
  motivates
• 11:39
  us.
• 11:39
  They're
• 11:39
  not
• 11:40
  strangers
• 11:40
  anymore.
• 11:41
  What
• 11:41
  a
• 11:41
  breakthrough
• 11:42
  Blazing
• 11:42
  Saddles
• 11:43
  was.
• 11:43
  And
• 11:43
  it
• 11:43
  was
• 11:43
  so
• 11:44
  divisive
• 11:44
  back
• 11:44
  then
• 11:45
  because
• 11:45
  it
• 11:46
  was
• 11:46
  like
• 11:46
  the
• 11:46
  Three
• 11:46
  Stooges
• 11:47
  or
• 11:47
  the
• 11:47
  Marx
• 11:47
  Brothers.
• 11:48
  Which
• 11:48
  one
• 11:48
  did
• 11:48
  you
• 11:48
  think
• 11:48
  was
• 11:49
  funny?
• 11:49
  Because
• 11:49
  it
• 11:50
  was
• 11:50
  a
• 11:50
  reflect
• 11:50
  on
• 11:50
  your
• 11:51
  intellect
• 11:51
  or
• 11:52
  character.
• 11:53
  And
• 11:53
  Blazing
• 11:54
  Saddles.
• 11:54
  So
• 11:54
  many
• 11:54
  people
• 11:54
  like
• 11:55
  to
• 11:55
  say
• 11:55
  how
• 11:55
  coarse
• 11:56
  it
• 11:56
  was
• 11:56
  and
• 11:56
  crude.
• 11:57
  I
• 11:58
  was
• 11:58
  in
• 11:58
  high
• 11:58
  school.
• 11:58
  I
• 11:58
  was
• 11:58
  working
• 11:59
  at
• 11:59
  a
• 11:59
  movie
• 11:59
  drive
• 11:59
  in
• 12:00
  theater.
• 12:01
  And
• 12:01
  Blazing
• 12:01
  Saddles
• 12:02
  played
• 12:02
  that
• 12:02
  summer.
• 12:03
  Oh,
• 12:03
  boy.
• 12:03
  And
• 12:04
  it
• 12:04
  was
• 12:04
  held
• 12:04
  over.
• 12:05
  And
• 12:05
  I
• 12:05
  watched
• 12:06
  it
• 12:06
  38
• 12:07
  times
• 12:09
  because
• 12:09
  I
• 12:09
  wanted
• 12:09
  to.
• 12:10
  That
• 12:10
  explains
• 12:10
  a
• 12:11
  lot
• 12:11
  about
• 12:11
  you,
• 12:11
  Ted.
• 12:12
  I'd
• 12:12
  go
• 12:12
  up
• 12:12
  by
• 12:12
  the
• 12:13
  screen
• 12:13
  and
• 12:13
  turn
• 12:14
  my
• 12:14
  back
• 12:14
  to
• 12:14
  the
• 12:14
  screen.
• 12:15
  And
• 12:16
  I
• 12:16
  memorized
• 12:17
  the
• 12:18
  music
• 12:18
  and
• 12:18
  effects
• 12:19
  track,
• 12:19
  the
• 12:20
  dialogue.
• 12:20
  Rocky
• 12:21
  Rock.
• 12:21
  Because
• 12:21
  I
• 12:21
  was
• 12:21
  studying
• 12:21
  film
• 12:22
  and
• 12:22
  I
• 12:22
  listened
• 12:23
  to
• 12:23
  all
• 12:23
  the
• 12:23
  cues
• 12:24
  and
• 12:24
  how
• 12:24
  they
• 12:25
  use
• 12:25
  sound
• 12:25
  and
• 12:26
  dialogue
• 12:27
  to
• 12:27
  create
• 12:28
  moments.
• 12:29
  Fascinating.
• 12:30
  It
• 12:30
  was
• 12:30
  really
• 12:31
  fascinating.
• 12:31
  The
• 12:32
  same
• 12:32
  thing
• 12:32
  with
• 12:32
  Exorcist.
• 12:33
  I
• 12:33
  watched
• 12:33
  the
• 12:33
  Exorcist
• 12:34
  40
• 12:34
  times.
• 12:35
  But
• 12:35
  mostly
• 12:36
  with
• 12:36
  my
• 12:36
  back
• 12:36
  to
• 12:36
  it,
• 12:37
  watching
• 12:38
  the
• 12:38
  shocks.
• 12:38
  That's
• 12:38
  a
• 12:38
  good
• 12:38
  way
• 12:39
  to
• 12:39
  watch
• 12:39
  that.
• 12:40
  Scary
• 12:40
  out
• 12:40
  there.
• 12:41
  Because
• 12:41
  people
• 12:41
  are
• 12:41
  in
• 12:41
  their
• 12:41
  cars.
• 12:42
  So
• 12:42
  they
• 12:42
  like,
• 12:42
  you
• 12:42
  know,
• 12:43
  how
• 12:43
  everybody
• 12:43
  behaves
• 12:44
  badly
• 12:44
  in
• 12:44
  their
• 12:44
  car.
• 12:44
  Cause
• 12:44
  they
• 12:45
  think
• 12:45
  nobody
• 12:45
  sees
• 12:45
  them.
• 12:46
  And
• 12:46
  same
• 12:46
  thing
• 12:46
  with
• 12:46
  a
• 12:47
  drive
• 12:47
  in
• 12:47
  movie
• 12:47
  theater.
• 12:48
  But
• 12:48
  believe
• 12:48
  me.
• 12:49
  And
• 12:49
  so
• 12:49
  I
• 12:50
  would
• 12:50
  watch
• 12:50
  these
• 12:50
  people's
• 12:51
  faces
• 12:51
  illuminated
• 12:52
  by
• 12:52
  the
• 12:53
  screen.
• 12:54
  And
• 12:54
  I
• 12:54
  learned
• 12:55
  timing.
• 12:55
  But
• 12:56
  Mel
• 12:56
  Brooks
• 12:57
  really
• 12:57
  taught
• 12:57
  me
• 12:57
  timing.
• 12:58
  It's
• 12:59
  interesting
• 12:59
  that
• 12:59
  he
• 12:59
  wanted
• 13:00
  the
• 13:00
  laughter
• 13:01
  from
• 13:01
  strangers.
• 13:02
  I've
• 13:03
  often
• 13:03
  wondered
• 13:04
  why
• 13:04
  I
• 13:04
  was.
• 13:05
  I
• 13:05
  didn't
• 13:05
  just
• 13:06
  become
• 13:07
  a
• 13:07
  funny
• 13:08
  kindergarten
• 13:09
  teacher.
• 13:10
  Or
• 13:10
  a
• 13:11
  funny
• 13:12
  advertising
• 13:13
  executive.
• 13:14
  Or
• 13:14
  a
• 13:14
  funny
• 13:14
  therapist.
• 13:15
  Or
• 13:15
  a
• 13:15
  funny
• 13:16
  therapist.
• 13:16
  May
• 13:17
  I
• 13:17
  lie
• 13:17
  down?
• 13:18
  You
• 13:18
  sit
• 13:18
  in
• 13:18
  the
• 13:18
  chair
• 13:19
  for
• 13:19
  a
• 13:19
  minute.
• 13:19
  Get
• 13:19
  over
• 13:19
  here.
• 13:21
  Here's
• 13:21
  your
• 13:22
  problem.
• 13:23
  But
• 13:23
  I
• 13:23
  think
• 13:24
  part
• 13:24
  of
• 13:24
  it
• 13:24
  is
• 13:24
  I
• 13:25
  needed
• 13:25
  to.
• 13:26
  I
• 13:27
  don't
• 13:27
  know.
• 13:27
  I
• 13:27
  think
• 13:27
  it
• 13:27
  was
• 13:28
  like
• 13:28
  an
• 13:28
  innate
• 13:28
  thing.
• 13:29
  I
• 13:29
  needed
• 13:29
  to.
• 13:30
  Did
• 13:30
  you
• 13:30
  have
• 13:31
  a
• 13:31
  family
• 13:31
  that
• 13:31
  encouraged
• 13:32
  you
• 13:33
  to
• 13:33
  be
• 13:33
  fun?
• 13:34
  Did
• 13:34
  you
• 13:35
  have
• 13:35
  funny
• 13:35
  parents
• 13:36
  or
• 13:36
  siblings
• 13:37
  or
• 13:37
  anything?
• 13:38
  Both
• 13:38
  my
• 13:38
  parents
• 13:39
  are
• 13:40
  humorous.
• 13:41
  Like,
• 13:41
  everybody
• 13:41
  has
• 13:41
  a
• 13:42
  good
• 13:42
  sense
• 13:42
  of
• 13:42
  humor
• 13:42
  in
• 13:42
  my
• 13:43
  family.
• 13:43
  Me,
• 13:43
  too.
• 13:44
  But
• 13:44
  I
• 13:44
  loved
• 13:45
  making
• 13:45
  my
• 13:46
  father
• 13:46
  laugh.
• 13:47
  And
• 13:47
  I
• 13:47
  think
• 13:48
  he
• 13:48
  took
• 13:48
  me
• 13:48
  to
• 13:49
  see
• 13:49
  the
• 13:49
  Harlem
• 13:49
  Globetrotters.
• 13:51
  And
• 13:51
  I
• 13:51
  remember
• 13:52
  watching
• 13:52
  him
• 13:53
  laugh.
• 13:53
  And
• 13:54
  he
• 13:54
  had
• 13:54
  so
• 13:55
  much
• 13:55
  joy
• 13:55
  from
• 13:56
  that.
• 13:56
  I
• 13:56
  think
• 13:56
  I
• 13:56
  wanted
• 13:57
  to
• 13:57
  make
• 13:58
  him
• 13:58
  laugh.
• 13:58
  Oh,
• 13:58
  isn't
• 13:59
  that
• 13:59
  sweet?
• 13:59
  And
• 13:59
  so
• 14:00
  I
• 14:00
  would
• 14:00
  imitate
• 14:01
  Lily
• 14:01
  Tomlin
• 14:02
  On
• 14:03
  Laugh
• 14:04
  In,
• 14:04
  I
• 14:04
  would
• 14:04
  do
• 14:05
  her
• 14:05
  Ernestine
• 14:06
  and
• 14:07
  her
• 14:07
  Edith
• 14:07
  Ann.
• 14:08
  And
• 14:09
  I
• 14:09
  got
• 14:10
  laughs
• 14:10
  from
• 14:10
  my
• 14:10
  dad.
• 14:11
  To
• 14:11
  this
• 14:11
  day,
• 14:12
  they're
• 14:12
  in
• 14:12
  their
• 14:13
  90s
• 14:13
  and
• 14:13
  I
• 14:15
  making
• 14:15
  them
• 14:15
  laugh.
• 14:15
  Well,
• 14:16
  that's
• 14:16
  why
• 14:16
  they're
• 14:16
  living
• 14:17
  long
• 14:17
  lives,
• 14:17
  frankly.
• 14:18
  Yeah.
• 14:18
  You
• 14:18
  were
• 14:19
  a
• 14:19
  nice
• 14:19
  girl
• 14:19
  from
• 14:19
  Long
• 14:20
  Island.
• 14:20
  I
• 14:20
  don't
• 14:21
  know
• 14:21
  nice,
• 14:21
  but
• 14:21
  I'm
• 14:22
  from
• 14:22
  Long
• 14:22
  Island.
• 14:23
  I
• 14:23
  think
• 14:23
  we
• 14:23
  grew
• 14:23
  up
• 14:24
  literally
• 14:24
  a
• 14:24
  couple
• 14:24
  miles
• 14:25
  from.
• 14:25
  Where
• 14:25
  did
• 14:25
  you
• 14:25
  grow
• 14:26
  up?
• 14:26
  Huntington
• 14:27
  Roslyn.
• 14:28
  Yeah.
• 14:29
  One
• 14:29
  time.
• 14:29
  Crescent
• 14:29
  movie.
• 14:30
  I
• 14:30
  dated
• 14:31
  Rosalind.
• 14:31
  I
• 14:31
  didn't
• 14:32
  know
• 14:32
  she.
• 14:32
  I
• 14:32
  read
• 14:33
  something
• 14:33
  when
• 14:33
  I
• 14:33
  was
• 14:33
  going
• 14:34
  through
• 14:34
  your
• 14:34
  material.
• 14:35
  You
• 14:35
  were
• 14:35
  reflecting
• 14:36
  on
• 14:36
  growing
• 14:37
  up
• 14:37
  on
• 14:37
  Long
• 14:37
  island
• 14:38
  and
• 14:38
  how
• 14:38
  you
• 14:39
  remembered
• 14:39
  the
• 14:40
  summer
• 14:40
  nights
• 14:40
  where
• 14:40
  you
• 14:41
  would
• 14:41
  do
• 14:41
  barbecues
• 14:42
  with
• 14:42
  your
• 14:42
  family
• 14:42
  and
• 14:42
  you
• 14:43
  heard
• 14:43
  the
• 14:43
  cicadas.
• 14:44
  It
• 14:44
  really
• 14:44
  took
• 14:45
  me
• 14:45
  back
• 14:45
  because
• 14:45
  we.
• 14:46
  We
• 14:46
  would
• 14:46
  go
• 14:46
  to
• 14:46
  Jones
• 14:47
  beach
• 14:47
  every
• 14:47
  weekend
• 14:49
  and
• 14:49
  we'd
• 14:49
  come
• 14:49
  back
• 14:49
  and
• 14:50
  we'd
• 14:50
  go
• 14:50
  up
• 14:50
  to
• 14:50
  West
• 14:51
  Neck
• 14:51
  and
• 14:52
  we'd
• 14:52
  go
• 14:52
  to
• 14:52
  this
• 14:53
  little
• 14:53
  phone
• 14:53
  booth
• 14:54
  sized
• 14:54
  red
• 14:54
  shack
• 14:55
  on
• 14:55
  a
• 14:56
  pier
• 14:56
  and
• 14:56
  get
• 14:56
  a
• 14:56
  bag
• 14:57
  of
• 14:57
  clams
• 14:58
  and
• 14:58
  bring
• 14:58
  them
• 14:58
  back
• 14:59
  to
• 14:59
  the
• 14:59
  house
• 14:59
  that
• 15:00
  a
• 15:00
  bag
• 15:00
  of
• 15:00
  clams
• 15:01
  and
• 15:01
  put
• 15:01
  them
• 15:01
  on
• 15:01
  the
• 15:02
  grill
• 15:02
  and
• 15:02
  cook
• 15:02
  the
• 15:03
  clams
• 15:03
  in
• 15:03
  the
• 15:03
  backyard.
• 15:04
  It
• 15:04
  was
• 15:04
  exactly
• 15:04
  the
• 15:04
  same,
• 15:05
  right?
• 15:07
  The
• 15:08
  summer
• 15:08
  sound,
• 15:08
  the
• 15:09
  sounds
• 15:09
  of
• 15:09
  summer.
• 15:10
  How
• 15:10
  remote
• 15:11
  is
• 15:11
  that
• 15:11
  memory
• 15:11
  now?
• 15:12
  I
• 15:12
  mean,
• 15:12
  when
• 15:12
  you
• 15:12
  think
• 15:12
  about.
• 15:15
  I
• 15:15
  have
• 15:15
  a
• 15:15
  really
• 15:16
  good
• 15:16
  memory
• 15:18
  of
• 15:18
  my
• 15:18
  childhood
• 15:19
  and
• 15:20
  not
• 15:20
  so
• 15:20
  much
• 15:20
  between
• 15:21
  20
• 15:21
  and
• 15:22
  40.
• 15:25
  I
• 15:25
  wonder
• 15:25
  why.
• 15:27
  The
• 15:27
  elevator?
• 15:28
  No.
• 15:30
  No,
• 15:30
  I
• 15:30
  don't.
• 15:31
  I
• 15:31
  think
• 15:31
  you
• 15:31
  were
• 15:31
  upset
• 15:32
  that
• 15:32
  I
• 15:32
  brought
• 15:32
  up
• 15:32
  that
• 15:33
  it
• 15:33
  smelled
• 15:33
  like
• 15:33
  weed,
• 15:34
  but
• 15:35
  I
• 15:35
  don't
• 15:35
  smoke
• 15:35
  pot
• 15:36
  anymore.
• 15:36
  I
• 15:36
  stopped
• 15:37
  when
• 15:37
  it
• 15:37
  was
• 15:37
  legalized.
• 15:38
  I
• 15:39
  wasn't
• 15:39
  upset.
• 15:39
  Were
• 15:39
  you
• 15:39
  upset?
• 15:40
  No.
• 15:40
  What's
• 15:40
  that?
• 15:41
  Yeah.
• 15:41
  No.
• 15:41
  Oh,
• 15:42
  okay.
• 15:42
  The
• 15:42
  phones
• 15:43
  are
• 15:43
  ringing.
• 15:44
  I
• 15:44
  thought
• 15:44
  maybe
• 15:45
  there
• 15:45
  was
• 15:45
  a
• 15:45
  skunk
• 15:46
  in
• 15:46
  the
• 15:46
  elevator.
• 15:47
  That's
• 15:47
  what
• 15:47
  I
• 15:48
  thought.
• 15:48
  No,
• 15:48
  that's
• 15:48
  just
• 15:48
  Phil.
• 15:49
  It
• 15:50
  wasn't
• 15:50
  your
• 15:50
  dog.
• 15:51
  Was.
• 15:51
  It
• 15:52
  wasn't
• 15:52
  the
• 15:52
  dog.
• 15:53
  Look,
• 15:53
  if
• 15:53
  it
• 15:53
  was
• 15:53
  a
• 15:53
  dog,
• 15:54
  we'd
• 15:54
  know.
• 15:54
  First
• 15:54
  of
• 15:55
  all,
• 15:56
  Ted
• 15:56
  has
• 15:57
  the
• 15:57
  cutest
• 15:57
  dog
• 15:57
  in
• 15:58
  the
• 15:58
  world.
• 15:58
  If
• 15:58
  you
• 15:58
  don't
• 15:59
  know.
• 15:59
  I
• 16:00
  don't
• 16:00
  know
• 16:00
  if
• 16:00
  you
• 16:00
  know.
• 16:01
  Talk
• 16:01
  about
• 16:01
  Luna.
• 16:02
  Luna
• 16:02
  never
• 16:02
  misses
• 16:03
  a
• 16:03
  show,
• 16:03
  and
• 16:04
  I
• 16:04
  never
• 16:05
  had
• 16:05
  a
• 16:05
  dog
• 16:05
  until
• 16:06
  I
• 16:06
  met
• 16:06
  my
• 16:06
  husband.
• 16:07
  That
• 16:07
  didn't
• 16:07
  come
• 16:07
  out
• 16:08
  right,
• 16:13
  But
• 16:13
  I
• 16:13
  was
• 16:13
  always
• 16:14
  a
• 16:14
  cat
• 16:14
  person.
• 16:16
  And
• 16:16
  then
• 16:17
  we
• 16:17
  adopted
• 16:18
  a
• 16:18
  dog
• 16:19
  that
• 16:19
  looks
• 16:19
  a
• 16:19
  little
• 16:19
  like
• 16:20
  Luna,
• 16:21
  and
• 16:22
  he
• 16:22
  has
• 16:23
  since
• 16:23
  passed.
• 16:24
  We
• 16:24
  rescued
• 16:25
  him
• 16:25
  from
• 16:25
  Beverly
• 16:25
  Hills,
• 16:27
  and
• 16:27
  when
• 16:27
  we
• 16:28
  got
• 16:28
  him,
• 16:28
  he
• 16:28
  was
• 16:29
  wearing
• 16:29
  Crest
• 16:29
  White
• 16:30
  strips
• 16:32
  playing
• 16:32
  pickleball.
• 16:33
  But
• 16:34
  now
• 16:34
  we
• 16:35
  rescued
• 16:35
  two
• 16:35
  dogs
• 16:36
  from
• 16:36
  Korea.
• 16:37
  Ooh.
• 16:38
  And
• 16:39
  this
• 16:39
  is
• 16:39
  not
• 16:39
  a
• 16:39
  joke.
• 16:39
  Oh,
• 16:40
  this
• 16:40
  is
• 16:40
  why
• 16:40
  you
• 16:40
  went
• 16:40
  vegetarian?
• 16:42
  Well,
• 16:42
  I
• 16:42
  did
• 16:42
  for
• 16:43
  a
• 16:43
  while,
• 16:43
  but
• 16:43
  you
• 16:44
  know,
• 16:44
  me
• 16:45
  and
• 16:45
  15%
• 16:47
  of
• 16:47
  other
• 16:47
  people
• 16:49
  I
• 16:49
  mean,
• 16:52
  80%
• 16:52
  of
• 16:53
  people
• 16:53
  who
• 16:53
  turn
• 16:54
  vegetarian
• 16:54
  go
• 16:55
  back
• 16:55
  something
• 16:55
  like
• 16:56
  that.
• 16:56
  But
• 16:57
  I
• 16:57
  don't
• 16:57
  eat
• 16:58
  red
• 16:58
  meat
• 16:59
  anymore.
• 17:00
  But
• 17:00
  yes,
• 17:00
  I
• 17:01
  stopped
• 17:01
  eating
• 17:01
  meat
• 17:02
  for
• 17:02
  a
• 17:02
  while
• 17:02
  because
• 17:02
  we.
• 17:02
  Is
• 17:03
  that
• 17:03
  because
• 17:03
  of
• 17:03
  the
• 17:04
  politics
• 17:04
  of
• 17:04
  it?
• 17:05
  No,
• 17:05
  because
• 17:05
  we
• 17:06
  rescued
• 17:06
  these
• 17:06
  dogs
• 17:07
  from
• 17:07
  Korea
• 17:08
  that
• 17:08
  were
• 17:08
  going
• 17:08
  to
• 17:09
  be
• 17:10
  walk
• 17:10
  your
• 17:11
  dog
• 17:11
  in
• 17:11
  the
• 17:11
  meat
• 17:12
  market.
• 17:12
  Yes.
• 17:13
  And
• 17:14
  it's
• 17:15
  a
• 17:15
  very
• 17:15
  small
• 17:17
  population
• 17:17
  of.
• 17:18
  They're
• 17:18
  called
• 17:18
  jindos.
• 17:19
  And
• 17:20
  I
• 17:20
  know
• 17:21
  three
• 17:21
  other
• 17:21
  people
• 17:22
  who
• 17:22
  have
• 17:22
  them,
• 17:22
  but
• 17:22
  they're
• 17:23
  very.
• 17:23
  They
• 17:23
  taste
• 17:23
  like
• 17:23
  chicken.
• 17:25
  They're
• 17:25
  very
• 17:25
  weird
• 17:26
  breed.
• 17:26
  And
• 17:27
  I
• 17:27
  was
• 17:28
  saying
• 17:28
  before
• 17:29
  that
• 17:29
  they're
• 17:29
  a
• 17:29
  little
• 17:29
  like
• 17:30
  cats
• 17:31
  in
• 17:31
  that
• 17:31
  they
• 17:32
  ignore
• 17:32
  you.
• 17:34
  Maybe.
• 17:35
  Cause
• 17:35
  I
• 17:35
  fed
• 17:35
  them
• 17:35
  cat
• 17:36
  food,
• 17:36
  but
• 17:38
  by
• 17:38
  accident.
• 17:39
  No,
• 17:39
  they're
• 17:39
  hunters.
• 17:40
  And
• 17:42
  something
• 17:43
  flips
• 17:43
  in
• 17:43
  their
• 17:44
  mind
• 17:44
  when
• 17:44
  it
• 17:45
  becomes
• 17:45
  dark
• 17:45
  out.
• 17:46
  Oh,
• 17:47
  sundowner.
• 17:48
  Yes.
• 17:49
  Is
• 17:49
  there
• 17:50
  a
• 17:50
  real
• 17:50
  term
• 17:50
  like
• 17:51
  that,
• 17:51
  a
• 17:51
  sundowner?
• 17:53
  Sit
• 17:53
  downer.
• 17:53
  Sit
• 17:54
  downer.
• 17:54
  Once
• 17:55
  it
• 17:55
  becomes
• 17:55
  dark,
• 17:56
  we
• 17:56
  can't
• 17:57
  get
• 17:57
  them
• 17:57
  into
• 17:57
  the
• 17:57
  house,
• 17:58
  so
• 17:58
  we
• 17:58
  have
• 17:58
  to
• 17:58
  get
• 17:58
  them
• 17:59
  into
• 17:59
  the
• 17:59
  house
• 17:59
  before
• 18:00
  that
• 18:01
  because
• 18:01
  their
• 18:02
  instincts
• 18:03
  flip
• 18:03
  on
• 18:04
  and
• 18:04
  they
• 18:05
  just
• 18:05
  want
• 18:05
  to
• 18:05
  catch
• 18:06
  stuff.
• 18:07
  Your
• 18:07
  husband
• 18:07
  says
• 18:08
  that
• 18:08
  one
• 18:08
  of
• 18:08
  them
• 18:08
  has
• 18:08
  a
• 18:08
  licker
• 18:09
  problem.
• 18:13
  Yes,
• 18:14
  he
• 18:14
  licks
• 18:15
  everything.
• 18:16
  So
• 18:17
  where
• 18:17
  are
• 18:17
  you
• 18:18
  reading
• 18:18
  that
• 18:18
  from?
• 18:18
  Oh,
• 18:18
  I
• 18:19
  have
• 18:19
  everything
• 18:19
  here.
• 18:19
  I
• 18:20
  have
• 18:20
  your
• 18:20
  whole
• 18:20
  dossier
• 18:21
  that
• 18:21
  has
• 18:21
  secret
• 18:21
  sources.
• 18:22
  I
• 18:22
  have
• 18:22
  people
• 18:22
  at
• 18:23
  the
• 18:23
  Homeland
• 18:23
  secret.
• 18:23
  I
• 18:24
  don't
• 18:24
  need
• 18:24
  therapy
• 18:24
  anymore.
• 18:25
  No.
• 18:26
  You
• 18:26
  once
• 18:26
  said
• 18:26
  there's
• 18:27
  so
• 18:27
  many
• 18:27
  comedians,
• 18:27
  it's
• 18:28
  not
• 18:28
  even
• 18:28
  funny.
• 18:30
  What
• 18:30
  was
• 18:30
  the
• 18:30
  first
• 18:30
  time
• 18:31
  that
• 18:31
  you
• 18:31
  actually
• 18:32
  had
• 18:32
  the
• 18:33
  nerve
• 18:33
  to
• 18:34
  go,
• 18:34
  did
• 18:34
  you
• 18:34
  feel
• 18:35
  confident
• 18:35
  and
• 18:36
  you
• 18:36
  could
• 18:37
  make
• 18:37
  people
• 18:37
  laugh
• 18:37
  and
• 18:38
  have
• 18:38
  some
• 18:38
  fun
• 18:39
  up
• 18:39
  there?
• 18:39
  So
• 18:41
  it's
• 18:42
  a
• 18:42
  lifelong
• 18:43
  process
• 18:43
  for
• 18:44
  me.
• 18:44
  I
• 18:44
  think
• 18:45
  everybody's
• 18:45
  in
• 18:45
  stand
• 18:46
  up.
• 18:46
  I'm
• 18:46
  still
• 18:46
  feeling
• 18:47
  my
• 18:48
  way
• 18:49
  and
• 18:49
  I've
• 18:49
  changed
• 18:50
  over
• 18:50
  the
• 18:50
  years.
• 18:50
  I'm
• 18:51
  much
• 18:51
  slower
• 18:51
  than
• 18:52
  I
• 18:52
  was
• 18:52
  and
• 18:52
  I
• 18:52
  like
• 18:53
  myself
• 18:53
  better
• 18:53
  on
• 18:54
  stage
• 18:54
  and
• 18:54
  off
• 18:55
  stage
• 18:55
  than
• 18:55
  I
• 18:56
  did
• 18:56
  when
• 18:56
  I
• 18:56
  first
• 18:56
  started.
• 18:58
  But
• 18:58
  it
• 18:58
  was
• 18:58
  after
• 18:59
  taking
• 18:59
  Ron
• 18:59
  Lynch's
• 19:00
  comedy
• 19:01
  class
• 19:02
  that
• 19:02
  we
• 19:02
  all
• 19:03
  had
• 19:03
  to
• 19:03
  perform.
• 19:04
  And
• 19:04
  I
• 19:04
  went
• 19:04
  with
• 19:04
  a
• 19:05
  friend
• 19:05
  from
• 19:05
  the
• 19:05
  class
• 19:06
  and
• 19:08
  I
• 19:08
  asked
• 19:08
  him
• 19:09
  how
• 19:09
  it
• 19:09
  was
• 19:09
  and
• 19:10
  he
• 19:10
  said,
• 19:10
  well,
• 19:10
  nobody
• 19:11
  could
• 19:11
  hear
• 19:11
  a
• 19:11
  word
• 19:11
  you
• 19:12
  said,
• 19:12
  oh,
• 19:12
  no.
• 19:13
  Oh,
• 19:13
  no.
• 19:14
  But
• 19:14
  I
• 19:14
  still
• 19:15
  got
• 19:15
  laughs,
• 19:15
  so
• 19:16
  I
• 19:16
  guess
• 19:16
  looks
• 19:16
  helped
• 19:17
  subliminally.
• 19:18
  Did
• 19:19
  you
• 19:19
  ever
• 19:19
  have.
• 19:19
  Like
• 19:19
  that?
• 19:20
  Did
• 19:20
  you
• 19:20
  bomb?
• 19:21
  I've
• 19:21
  bombed
• 19:21
  a
• 19:22
  few
• 19:22
  times.
• 19:23
  What
• 19:23
  do
• 19:23
  you
• 19:23
  do
• 19:23
  when
• 19:23
  you
• 19:23
  bomb?
• 19:24
  How
• 19:24
  can
• 19:24
  you
• 19:24
  go
• 19:25
  back
• 19:25
  out
• 19:25
  there?
• 19:25
  Well,
• 19:25
  bombing
• 19:26
  is.
• 19:27
  I've
• 19:28
  likened
• 19:28
  it
• 19:28
  to.
• 19:29
  I
• 19:30
  feel
• 19:30
  the
• 19:31
  same
• 19:31
  way
• 19:32
  that
• 19:32
  I
• 19:32
  felt
• 19:32
  before
• 19:33
  I
• 19:33
  did
• 19:33
  stand
• 19:34
  up.
• 19:34
  I
• 19:34
  felt
• 19:35
  panicky,
• 19:36
  alone,
• 19:37
  scared,
• 19:38
  misunderstood
• 19:40
  and
• 19:40
  fat.
• 19:41
  And
• 19:43
  that
• 19:43
  was
• 19:43
  a
• 19:43
  joke,
• 19:44
  but
• 19:44
  that's
• 19:44
  a
• 19:44
  terrible
• 19:45
  emotion.
• 19:45
  Fat.
• 19:46
  Yeah.
• 19:46
  That's
• 19:47
  what
• 19:47
  I
• 19:47
  felt
• 19:48
  before
• 19:49
  I
• 19:49
  did
• 19:49
  stand
• 19:50
  up
• 19:50
  all
• 19:50
  those
• 19:50
  Things.
• 19:51
  And
• 19:52
  so
• 19:52
  when
• 19:52
  I
• 19:52
  bombed,
• 19:53
  it
• 19:53
  just
• 19:54
  reinforced
• 19:55
  that.
• 19:56
  I
• 19:56
  don't
• 19:56
  want
• 19:56
  to
• 19:56
  say
• 19:57
  I
• 19:57
  haven't
• 19:57
  bombed
• 19:57
  in
• 19:57
  a
• 19:58
  while.
• 19:58
  I've
• 19:58
  had
• 19:59
  a
• 19:59
  couple
• 19:59
  of
• 19:59
  tough
• 20:00
  shows
• 20:01
  in
• 20:01
  the
• 20:01
  past
• 20:02
  15
• 20:02
  years,
• 20:03
  and
• 20:03
  it's
• 20:03
  not
• 20:04
  fun.
• 20:04
  Wow.
• 20:04
  That's.
• 20:05
  No,
• 20:05
  I
• 20:05
  mean,
• 20:06
  listen,
• 20:06
  I
• 20:06
  was
• 20:06
  watching
• 20:07
  Colbert
• 20:08
  last
• 20:08
  night,
• 20:08
  which
• 20:09
  I
• 20:09
  do
• 20:09
  regularly,
• 20:10
  and
• 20:11
  John
• 20:11
  Oliver
• 20:12
  was
• 20:12
  his
• 20:12
  guest.
• 20:12
  He's
• 20:13
  always
• 20:13
  a
• 20:13
  wonderful
• 20:14
  guest.
• 20:14
  Wow.
• 20:14
  But
• 20:14
  he
• 20:15
  was
• 20:15
  talking
• 20:15
  about.
• 20:16
  He
• 20:16
  started
• 20:16
  in
• 20:16
  Stand
• 20:17
  up,
• 20:17
  and
• 20:17
  he
• 20:18
  said
• 20:18
  that
• 20:18
  he's
• 20:18
  bombed
• 20:19
  so
• 20:19
  many
• 20:20
  times,
• 20:20
  he
• 20:20
  developed
• 20:21
  calluses,
• 20:22
  and
• 20:23
  he
• 20:23
  just
• 20:23
  doesn't
• 20:23
  feel
• 20:23
  it
• 20:24
  anymore.
• 20:24
  He
• 20:25
  just
• 20:25
  does
• 20:25
  it
• 20:26
  for
• 20:26
  himself,
• 20:27
  which
• 20:27
  is.
• 20:28
  I
• 20:28
  actually.
• 20:28
  I
• 20:28
  took
• 20:29
  a
• 20:29
  class
• 20:29
  at
• 20:29
  Yale,
• 20:30
  the
• 20:30
  Philosophy
• 20:31
  of
• 20:31
  art.
• 20:33
  Professor
• 20:33
  Weitz,
• 20:34
  Paul
• 20:34
  Weitz.
• 20:35
  And
• 20:35
  his
• 20:35
  whole
• 20:36
  premise
• 20:36
  was,
• 20:37
  you
• 20:37
  do
• 20:37
  art
• 20:37
  for
• 20:38
  yourself.
• 20:38
  It
• 20:39
  doesn't
• 20:39
  matter,
• 20:39
  you
• 20:40
  know,
• 20:40
  if
• 20:40
  anybody.
• 20:40
  And
• 20:41
  I'd
• 20:41
  say,
• 20:41
  but,
• 20:41
  Professor,
• 20:42
  I'm
• 20:42
  an
• 20:42
  actor
• 20:43
  and
• 20:43
  we
• 20:43
  have
• 20:43
  to
• 20:43
  work
• 20:44
  in
• 20:44
  front
• 20:44
  of
• 20:44
  an
• 20:44
  audience.
• 20:45
  No,
• 20:45
  no,
• 20:45
  you're
• 20:46
  doing
• 20:46
  it
• 20:46
  for
• 20:46
  you.
• 20:48
  And
• 20:49
  to
• 20:49
  a
• 20:49
  certain
• 20:49
  extent,
• 20:49
  he's
• 20:50
  absolutely
• 20:50
  right.
• 20:51
  Every
• 20:52
  artist,
• 20:52
  we
• 20:53
  have
• 20:53
  to
• 20:53
  do
• 20:53
  it
• 20:54
  for
• 20:54
  ourselves.
• 20:56
  And
• 20:56
  if
• 20:56
  we
• 20:57
  can
• 20:57
  convey
• 20:58
  the
• 20:59
  joy
• 21:00
  of
• 21:00
  how
• 21:01
  we
• 21:01
  see
• 21:02
  things.
• 21:03
  Right.
• 21:04
  That
• 21:04
  is
• 21:04
  funny.
• 21:05
  It's
• 21:05
  different
• 21:05
  from
• 21:05
  other
• 21:06
  people.
• 21:06
  And
• 21:07
  we
• 21:07
  want
• 21:07
  them
• 21:08
  to
• 21:08
  realize
• 21:09
  that
• 21:10
  we'll
• 21:11
  feel
• 21:11
  pretty
• 21:12
  good
• 21:12
  in
• 21:12
  our
• 21:13
  life.
• 21:13
  Yeah.
• 21:13
  I
• 21:13
  mean,
• 21:14
  regardless
• 21:15
  of
• 21:15
  the
• 21:15
  audience,
• 21:15
  you
• 21:15
  know.
• 21:16
  Yeah.
• 21:16
  You
• 21:16
  have
• 21:16
  to
• 21:18
  make
• 21:18
  yourself
• 21:19
  laugh.
• 21:20
  Yeah.
• 21:21
  And
• 21:21
  if
• 21:22
  you're
• 21:22
  working
• 21:22
  with
• 21:22
  other
• 21:22
  actors.
• 21:23
  I
• 21:23
  know
• 21:23
  with
• 21:23
  a
• 21:23
  fire
• 21:24
  sign
• 21:24
  theater.
• 21:24
  When
• 21:25
  we
• 21:25
  were
• 21:25
  writing
• 21:26
  together
• 21:26
  or
• 21:27
  doing
• 21:27
  our
• 21:27
  radio
• 21:28
  shows,
• 21:28
  we
• 21:29
  would
• 21:29
  often
• 21:29
  come
• 21:30
  in
• 21:30
  with
• 21:30
  special
• 21:31
  material,
• 21:32
  personal
• 21:33
  material
• 21:33
  that
• 21:33
  we
• 21:34
  wrote
• 21:34
  in
• 21:34
  order
• 21:35
  to
• 21:35
  break
• 21:35
  the
• 21:35
  other
• 21:35
  guys
• 21:36
  up.
• 21:37
  Oh,
• 21:37
  interesting.
• 21:37
  They
• 21:37
  were,
• 21:38
  you
• 21:38
  know,
• 21:38
  our
• 21:38
  best.
• 21:39
  Each
• 21:40
  of
• 21:40
  us
• 21:40
  was
• 21:40
  our
• 21:40
  best
• 21:40
  audience.
• 21:41
  I
• 21:41
  think
• 21:41
  that's
• 21:41
  what
• 21:41
  Jost
• 21:42
  and
• 21:42
  Che
• 21:43
  do
• 21:43
  on
• 21:43
  the
• 21:43
  Weekend
• 21:44
  Update.
• 21:44
  Oh,
• 21:44
  yeah.
• 21:45
  Yes.
• 21:45
  I
• 21:45
  think
• 21:46
  they
• 21:46
  do
• 21:46
  that
• 21:46
  a
• 21:46
  lot.
• 21:47
  They
• 21:47
  surprise
• 21:47
  one
• 21:48
  another
• 21:48
  and
• 21:48
  have.
• 21:49
  But
• 21:49
  art
• 21:49
  is
• 21:49
  so
• 21:49
  subjective.
• 21:50
  I
• 21:50
  have
• 21:51
  a
• 21:51
  story.
• 21:52
  My
• 21:52
  mother
• 21:53
  once
• 21:53
  went
• 21:53
  to
• 21:53
  an
• 21:54
  art
• 21:54
  show
• 21:54
  at
• 21:54
  somebody's
• 21:55
  home.
• 21:56
  She
• 21:56
  had
• 21:56
  to
• 21:57
  pay
• 21:57
  a
• 21:57
  certain
• 21:57
  amount.
• 21:57
  It
• 21:58
  was
• 21:58
  a
• 21:58
  charity,
• 22:00
  a
• 22:00
  benefit
• 22:00
  event.
• 22:01
  And
• 22:02
  they
• 22:02
  walked
• 22:02
  around
• 22:02
  and
• 22:03
  all
• 22:03
  these,
• 22:03
  like,
• 22:04
  snooty
• 22:05
  people
• 22:05
  were,
• 22:05
  like,
• 22:06
  oohing
• 22:06
  and
• 22:06
  ahhing.
• 22:07
  And
• 22:07
  then
• 22:07
  they
• 22:07
  walked
• 22:07
  into
• 22:08
  the
• 22:08
  kitchen
• 22:08
  and
• 22:08
  they
• 22:09
  were
• 22:09
  oohing
• 22:09
  and
• 22:09
  ahhing
• 22:10
  at
• 22:10
  this
• 22:10
  one
• 22:10
  piece.
• 22:11
  And
• 22:12
  the
• 22:12
  housekeeper
• 22:13
  leans
• 22:13
  to
• 22:14
  my
• 22:14
  mother
• 22:14
  and
• 22:14
  said,
• 22:15
  that's
• 22:16
  the
• 22:16
  bulletin
• 22:16
  board.
• 22:20
  So
• 22:21
  it's
• 22:21
  like,
• 22:21
  what
• 22:21
  do
• 22:22
  you
• 22:22
  think
• 22:22
  is
• 22:23
  good?
• 22:23
  Like,
• 22:24
  what
• 22:24
  do
• 22:24
  you
• 22:24
  like?
• 22:25
  That's
• 22:25
  right.
• 22:26
  I
• 22:26
  like
• 22:27
  kids
• 22:27
  art.
• 22:28
  I
• 22:28
  have
• 22:29
  a
• 22:29
  lot
• 22:29
  of
• 22:29
  children's
• 22:30
  art
• 22:30
  from
• 22:31
  the
• 22:31
  Children's
• 22:31
  Hospital.
• 22:31
  I
• 22:32
  was
• 22:32
  just
• 22:32
  looking
• 22:32
  at
• 22:32
  something
• 22:32
  my
• 22:33
  daughter
• 22:33
  did
• 22:33
  when
• 22:33
  she
• 22:34
  was
• 22:34
  like,
• 22:34
  seven
• 22:35
  or
• 22:35
  something.
• 22:36
  So
• 22:37
  charming
• 22:37
  and
• 22:37
  wonderful.
• 22:38
  You
• 22:38
  know,
• 22:39
  the
• 22:39
  way
• 22:40
  she
• 22:40
  saw
• 22:40
  something.
• 22:40
  You
• 22:41
  know,
• 22:41
  you
• 22:41
  said
• 22:41
  you
• 22:42
  never
• 22:42
  say,
• 22:42
  win
• 22:43
  some,
• 22:43
  lose
• 22:43
  some.
• 22:43
  When
• 22:44
  you
• 22:44
  win,
• 22:44
  it's
• 22:44
  true.
• 22:45
  You
• 22:45
  only
• 22:45
  say
• 22:46
  it
• 22:46
  when
• 22:46
  you
• 22:46
  lose.
• 22:47
  So
• 22:47
  when
• 22:47
  you
• 22:48
  get
• 22:48
  on
• 22:48
  stage
• 22:48
  and
• 22:48
  you
• 22:49
  do
• 22:49
  this
• 22:49
  over
• 22:49
  the
• 22:49
  years,
• 22:50
  do
• 22:50
  you
• 22:50
  achieve
• 22:51
  some
• 22:51
  sort
• 22:51
  of
• 22:51
  Zen
• 22:51
  mastery
• 22:52
  where
• 22:52
  you
• 22:52
  don't
• 22:53
  internalize
• 22:53
  the
• 22:53
  bad
• 22:54
  nights
• 22:54
  because
• 22:54
  it
• 22:54
  could
• 22:55
  have
• 22:55
  been
• 22:55
  external
• 22:55
  forces
• 22:56
  at
• 22:56
  work,
• 22:56
  or
• 22:57
  you
• 22:57
  just
• 22:58
  have
• 22:58
  more
• 22:58
  confidence
• 22:58
  in
• 22:59
  yourself
• 22:59
  and
• 22:59
  it's
• 23:00
  not
• 23:00
  a
• 23:00
  direct
• 23:00
  reflection
• 23:01
  on
• 23:01
  your
• 23:01
  capabilities.
• 23:02
  I
• 23:02
  think
• 23:03
  when
• 23:03
  I
• 23:04
  had
• 23:04
  harder
• 23:05
  shows
• 23:05
  early
• 23:06
  on,
• 23:06
  I
• 23:06
  would
• 23:06
  hold
• 23:06
  onto
• 23:07
  them
• 23:07
  all
• 23:07
  day
• 23:07
  because
• 23:08
  I
• 23:08
  had
• 23:08
  a
• 23:08
  day
• 23:08
  job
• 23:09
  and
• 23:09
  so
• 23:09
  I
• 23:09
  would
• 23:09
  ruminate
• 23:10
  and.
• 23:12
  But
• 23:12
  now
• 23:13
  it's
• 23:13
  more
• 23:13
  like
• 23:14
  I
• 23:14
  try
• 23:15
  to
• 23:15
  remind
• 23:15
  myself,
• 23:16
  I'm
• 23:17
  not
• 23:17
  gonna
• 23:17
  remember
• 23:18
  this
• 23:19
  from
• 23:20
  Adam.
• 23:21
  Like,
• 23:21
  it's
• 23:22
  just
• 23:22
  gonna
• 23:22
  be
• 23:23
  folded
• 23:23
  into
• 23:24
  everything
• 23:24
  else
• 23:25
  I've
• 23:25
  ever
• 23:25
  done.
• 23:26
  And
• 23:26
  maybe
• 23:26
  I
• 23:26
  got
• 23:26
  a
• 23:27
  good
• 23:27
  line
• 23:27
  from
• 23:27
  the
• 23:28
  night,
• 23:29
  Maybe
• 23:29
  I
• 23:29
  tried
• 23:29
  a
• 23:30
  new
• 23:30
  joke.
• 23:30
  And
• 23:31
  so
• 23:31
  nothing
• 23:31
  is
• 23:31
  a
• 23:32
  failure.
• 23:33
  It's
• 23:33
  all
• 23:34
  cumulative.
• 23:35
  Cumulative.
• 23:37
  I
• 23:37
  was
• 23:37
  gonna
• 23:37
  say
• 23:37
  don't
• 23:37
  say
• 23:38
  it's
• 23:38
  a
• 23:38
  learning
• 23:38
  experience.
• 23:39
  No,
• 23:39
  no.
• 23:40
  It's
• 23:40
  cumulative,
• 23:41
  though.
• 23:41
  Like,
• 23:42
  I
• 23:42
  can't
• 23:42
  hold
• 23:43
  any
• 23:43
  one
• 23:44
  good
• 23:44
  or
• 23:44
  bad
• 23:45
  show.
• 23:45
  I
• 23:45
  should
• 23:45
  have
• 23:46
  said
• 23:46
  that
• 23:46
  the
• 23:46
  other
• 23:46
  way
• 23:46
  around.
• 23:47
  Bad
• 23:47
  or
• 23:47
  good
• 23:48
  show.
• 23:48
  I
• 23:48
  watched
• 23:49
  the
• 23:49
  videos
• 23:49
  on
• 23:49
  your
• 23:49
  website.
• 23:50
  You
• 23:50
  were
• 23:50
  headlining,
• 23:51
  I
• 23:51
  think,
• 23:51
  at
• 23:51
  the
• 23:51
  Improv.
• 23:53
  I
• 23:53
  mean,
• 23:53
  first
• 23:53
  of
• 23:53
  all,
• 23:53
  you're
• 23:54
  headlining,
• 23:54
  so
• 23:55
  a
• 23:55
  little
• 23:55
  pressure
• 23:55
  there,
• 23:55
  but
• 23:56
  it
• 23:56
  must
• 23:56
  feel
• 23:56
  good
• 23:56
  too.
• 23:57
  And
• 23:58
  I
• 23:58
  wondered.
• 23:58
  It
• 23:59
  was
• 23:59
  a
• 23:59
  30
• 23:59
  minute
• 24:00
  routine,
• 24:00
  32
• 24:01
  minutes.
• 24:02
  And
• 24:02
  I'm
• 24:03
  wondering,
• 24:03
  those
• 24:03
  last
• 24:03
  two
• 24:04
  minutes
• 24:04
  really
• 24:05
  must
• 24:05
  have
• 24:05
  rubbed
• 24:05
  you
• 24:06
  wrong
• 24:06
  or
• 24:06
  something.
• 24:07
  Is
• 24:07
  she
• 24:07
  finished
• 24:08
  yet?
• 24:08
  Wait
• 24:08
  a
• 24:08
  minute.
• 24:08
  I
• 24:09
  was
• 24:09
  just
• 24:09
  watching
• 24:09
  you
• 24:09
  and
• 24:09
  I
• 24:09
  was
• 24:10
  like,
• 24:10
  click.
• 24:10
  What
• 24:11
  you
• 24:11
  do
• 24:11
  is
• 24:11
  like,
• 24:12
  you
• 24:12
  don't
• 24:12
  tell
• 24:12
  long
• 24:13
  stories.
• 24:13
  You
• 24:13
  have
• 24:14
  segmented
• 24:15
  rapid
• 24:16
  fire
• 24:16
  humor
• 24:17
  jokes.
• 24:18
  And,
• 24:19
  you
• 24:19
  know,
• 24:19
  how
• 24:19
  do
• 24:20
  you
• 24:20
  commit
• 24:20
  that
• 24:20
  to
• 24:21
  memory?
• 24:21
  Have
• 24:22
  you
• 24:22
  ever
• 24:22
  blanked
• 24:22
  where
• 24:23
  you're
• 24:23
  like,
• 24:23
  oh,
• 24:23
  God,
• 24:24
  I've
• 24:24
  got,
• 24:24
  you
• 24:24
  know,
• 24:24
  I'm
• 24:25
  15
• 24:25
  minutes
• 24:25
  in.
• 24:26
  As
• 24:26
  I've
• 24:26
  gotten
• 24:27
  older,
• 24:28
  I
• 24:29
  cannot
• 24:30
  remember.
• 24:31
  And,
• 24:32
  you
• 24:32
  know,
• 24:33
  I
• 24:34
  never.
• 24:34
  I
• 24:34
  used
• 24:35
  to
• 24:36
  do
• 24:36
  everything
• 24:37
  by
• 24:37
  rote.
• 24:38
  Like,
• 24:39
  I
• 24:39
  would.
• 24:39
  You'd
• 24:39
  write
• 24:40
  it
• 24:40
  down
• 24:40
  my
• 24:40
  set,
• 24:41
  and
• 24:41
  then
• 24:41
  I
• 24:41
  would
• 24:41
  do
• 24:42
  it.
• 24:42
  And
• 24:42
  then
• 24:42
  I
• 24:42
  heard
• 24:43
  a
• 24:43
  comedian
• 24:43
  called
• 24:43
  Jake
• 24:44
  Johansson,
• 24:44
  one
• 24:45
  of
• 24:45
  my
• 24:45
  other
• 24:45
  favorite
• 24:46
  comedians,
• 24:47
  just
• 24:48
  kind
• 24:48
  of
• 24:48
  like
• 24:48
  jazz
• 24:49
  it
• 24:49
  up
• 24:49
  and
• 24:49
  flip
• 24:50
  the
• 24:50
  words.
• 24:50
  And
• 24:51
  I
• 24:51
  thought,
• 24:51
  oh,
• 24:51
  I
• 24:51
  could
• 24:52
  do
• 24:52
  that.
• 24:52
  And
• 24:53
  so
• 24:53
  that's
• 24:53
  when
• 24:54
  I
• 24:54
  started
• 24:54
  becoming
• 24:55
  freer.
• 24:55
  That
• 24:55
  was
• 24:56
  still
• 24:56
  in
• 24:56
  the
• 24:56
  80s,
• 24:57
  but
• 24:57
  now
• 24:58
  I.
• 24:58
  I
• 24:59
  don't
• 24:59
  want
• 24:59
  to
• 24:59
  say
• 24:59
  I
• 24:59
  wing
• 24:59
  it,
• 25:00
  but
• 25:00
  the
• 25:00
  show
• 25:00
  you
• 25:01
  saw
• 25:01
  with
• 25:02
  Fritz,
• 25:03
  I
• 25:03
  sort
• 25:03
  of
• 25:03
  know
• 25:03
  what
• 25:04
  I'm
• 25:04
  opening
• 25:04
  with.
• 25:04
  Although
• 25:05
  I
• 25:05
  now
• 25:05
  have
• 25:05
  like
• 25:06
  25
• 25:06
  opening
• 25:07
  jokes,
• 25:07
  and
• 25:08
  I
• 25:08
  never
• 25:08
  know
• 25:08
  which
• 25:09
  one
• 25:09
  to
• 25:09
  use.
• 25:10
  And
• 25:10
  then
• 25:10
  I
• 25:11
  sort
• 25:11
  of
• 25:11
  know
• 25:11
  what
• 25:12
  I'm
• 25:12
  Ending
• 25:12
  on
• 25:13
  and
• 25:13
  in
• 25:13
  between.
• 25:14
  I
• 25:14
  just
• 25:14
  want
• 25:15
  to
• 25:15
  talk
• 25:15
  to
• 25:15
  the
• 25:15
  audience
• 25:16
  now.
• 25:18
  And
• 25:20
  while
• 25:20
  I'm
• 25:21
  talking
• 25:21
  to
• 25:21
  the
• 25:21
  audience,
• 25:22
  I
• 25:22
  will
• 25:22
  weave
• 25:22
  in
• 25:23
  my
• 25:23
  jokes
• 25:23
  when
• 25:24
  they're
• 25:24
  appropriate.
• 25:24
  So
• 25:24
  it's
• 25:25
  almost
• 25:25
  like
• 25:25
  your
• 25:25
  jokes
• 25:25
  are
• 25:26
  more
• 25:26
  like
• 25:27
  front
• 25:27
  loaded
• 25:28
  stories
• 25:28
  where
• 25:29
  something
• 25:29
  makes
• 25:29
  you
• 25:29
  think
• 25:29
  of
• 25:29
  something.
• 25:30
  Right.
• 25:30
  But
• 25:31
  I
• 25:31
  do
• 25:31
  wish,
• 25:32
  Ted,
• 25:32
  that
• 25:33
  I
• 25:33
  could
• 25:34
  have
• 25:35
  stories
• 25:35
  to
• 25:36
  tell
• 25:36
  about
• 25:37
  my
• 25:37
  sister's
• 25:38
  wedding
• 25:39
  or
• 25:39
  like
• 25:39
  something
• 25:40
  about
• 25:40
  the
• 25:41
  spider
• 25:42
  in
• 25:42
  my
• 25:42
  shoe.
• 25:43
  Like,
• 25:43
  I
• 25:43
  wish
• 25:43
  I
• 25:44
  could,
• 25:45
  but
• 25:45
  I've
• 25:46
  never
• 25:46
  been
• 25:46
  able
• 25:47
  to.
• 25:47
  My
• 25:47
  brain
• 25:48
  just
• 25:48
  doesn't
• 25:48
  work
• 25:49
  like
• 25:49
  that.
• 25:49
  Yeah,
• 25:49
  but
• 25:49
  you
• 25:50
  know,
• 25:50
  it's
• 25:50
  so
• 25:50
  refreshing.
• 25:51
  So
• 25:51
  many
• 25:51
  people
• 25:51
  do
• 25:52
  that.
• 25:52
  But
• 25:53
  to
• 25:53
  be
• 25:53
  able
• 25:53
  to
• 25:53
  just
• 25:54
  like
• 25:54
  a
• 25:54
  danger
• 25:55
  field
• 25:55
  routine
• 25:55
  where
• 25:55
  you
• 25:56
  can
• 25:56
  just
• 25:57
  fill
• 25:57
  out
• 25:57
  a
• 25:58
  full
• 25:58
  act
• 25:59
  with
• 25:59
  nothing
• 25:59
  but
• 26:00
  funny
• 26:01
  twists.
• 26:01
  Speaking
• 26:02
  of
• 26:02
  pot.
• 26:03
  No.
• 26:05
  He
• 26:05
  used
• 26:05
  to
• 26:05
  show
• 26:06
  up
• 26:06
  in
• 26:06
  a
• 26:06
  green
• 26:06
  room
• 26:07
  in
• 26:07
  comedy
• 26:07
  clubs
• 26:08
  before
• 26:08
  pot
• 26:09
  was
• 26:09
  legal
• 26:09
  and
• 26:10
  be
• 26:10
  smoking
• 26:11
  a
• 26:11
  joint
• 26:11
  indoors.
• 26:12
  Rodney.
• 26:13
  Yeah,
• 26:15
  I
• 26:15
  just
• 26:16
  outed.
• 26:16
  There
• 26:16
  was
• 26:17
  another
• 26:17
  story
• 26:17
  about
• 26:18
  Rodney.
• 26:18
  He
• 26:19
  always
• 26:19
  traveled
• 26:20
  with,
• 26:20
  like
• 26:20
  a
• 26:20
  little,
• 26:21
  little,
• 26:21
  like,
• 26:21
  suitcase.
• 26:22
  And
• 26:23
  he
• 26:23
  said,
• 26:23
  don't.
• 26:23
  No,
• 26:23
  don't
• 26:24
  touch
• 26:24
  that.
• 26:24
  No,
• 26:25
  you
• 26:25
  know,
• 26:26
  Rodney's
• 26:26
  suitcase.
• 26:27
  And
• 26:29
  one
• 26:29
  day,
• 26:29
  one
• 26:30
  guy
• 26:30
  who,
• 26:31
  you
• 26:31
  know,
• 26:31
  was
• 26:32
  working
• 26:32
  at
• 26:32
  a
• 26:32
  club
• 26:32
  that
• 26:32
  Rodney
• 26:33
  had
• 26:33
  played
• 26:33
  at
• 26:34
  quite
• 26:34
  a
• 26:34
  bit,
• 26:34
  Rodney
• 26:35
  left
• 26:35
  his
• 26:35
  little
• 26:36
  suitcase
• 26:36
  in
• 26:37
  the
• 26:37
  dressing
• 26:37
  room.
• 26:38
  And
• 26:39
  the
• 26:39
  guy,
• 26:40
  curiosity
• 26:41
  sake,
• 26:41
  he
• 26:41
  opened
• 26:42
  it.
• 26:42
  It
• 26:42
  was
• 26:43
  a
• 26:43
  sandwich,
• 26:45
  you
• 26:45
  know.
• 26:46
  You
• 26:46
  know,
• 26:46
  when
• 26:46
  you're
• 26:46
  working
• 26:47
  on
• 26:47
  the
• 26:47
  road,
• 26:47
  you
• 26:47
  go
• 26:47
  to
• 26:48
  the
• 26:48
  hotel,
• 26:48
  there's
• 26:48
  nothing
• 26:49
  open.
• 26:50
  Right.
• 26:51
  He
• 26:51
  had
• 26:51
  his
• 26:51
  emergency
• 26:52
  sandwich
• 26:52
  with
• 26:53
  him.
• 26:53
  I
• 26:53
  thought
• 26:53
  it
• 26:53
  was
• 26:54
  going
• 26:54
  to
• 26:54
  be
• 26:54
  pot.
• 26:57
  There
• 26:57
  was
• 26:57
  also.
• 26:58
  Who
• 26:58
  told
• 26:59
  me
• 26:59
  this
• 26:59
  story?
• 27:01
  Anyway,
• 27:01
  the
• 27:02
  advice
• 27:02
  of
• 27:02
  a
• 27:03
  older
• 27:04
  actor
• 27:04
  to
• 27:04
  his
• 27:05
  daughter
• 27:07
  basically
• 27:08
  was,
• 27:08
  okay,
• 27:10
  I
• 27:10
  want
• 27:10
  to
• 27:10
  get
• 27:10
  into
• 27:10
  show
• 27:11
  business.
• 27:11
  What
• 27:12
  is
• 27:12
  the
• 27:12
  best
• 27:13
  advice?
• 27:14
  And
• 27:14
  he
• 27:15
  said,
• 27:16
  always
• 27:16
  order
• 27:16
  a
• 27:17
  bacon,
• 27:17
  lettuce
• 27:17
  and
• 27:17
  tomato
• 27:18
  sandwich.
• 27:20
  Cause
• 27:21
  you
• 27:21
  know
• 27:21
  what's
• 27:21
  in
• 27:21
  it.
• 27:24
  Okay.
• 27:25
  You're
• 27:26
  listening
• 27:26
  to
• 27:26
  Phil
• 27:27
  and
• 27:27
  Ted's
• 27:27
  Sexy
• 27:27
  Boomer
• 27:28
  Show.
• 27:28
  Our
• 27:29
  special
• 27:29
  guest
• 27:29
  today,
• 27:30
  Wendy
• 27:30
  Liebman.
• 27:31
  Stand
• 27:31
  up
• 27:31
  comedy
• 27:32
  genius.
• 27:32
  Now,
• 27:33
  you
• 27:33
  got
• 27:34
  married
• 27:34
  later
• 27:35
  in
• 27:35
  life.
• 27:36
  Yes.
• 27:37
  And
• 27:37
  you
• 27:37
  married
• 27:38
  Jeffrey,
• 27:38
  who
• 27:39
  is
• 27:39
  one
• 27:39
  of
• 27:40
  the
• 27:40
  sons
• 27:41
  of
• 27:41
  the
• 27:41
  Sherman
• 27:41
  brothers,
• 27:42
  the
• 27:42
  famous
• 27:42
  composers.
• 27:43
  It's
• 27:43
  a
• 27:43
  small
• 27:44
  world
• 27:44
  after
• 27:44
  all.
• 27:45
  He's
• 27:45
  not
• 27:46
  the
• 27:46
  sons
• 27:46
  of
• 27:47
  the
• 27:47
  brothers.
• 27:47
  He's.
• 27:50
  Thank
• 27:51
  you
• 27:51
  for
• 27:51
  clarifying
• 27:51
  that.
• 27:52
  Oh,
• 27:53
  but
• 27:53
  he's
• 27:53
  a
• 27:54
  writer
• 27:54
  and
• 27:54
  a
• 27:54
  musician
• 27:55
  himself.
• 27:55
  Oh,
• 27:56
  wonderful.
• 27:56
  Like
• 27:56
  he
• 27:56
  was.
• 27:57
  I
• 27:57
  met
• 27:57
  him.
• 27:58
  I
• 27:58
  say
• 27:58
  I
• 27:59
  met
• 27:59
  him
• 27:59
  online
• 28:00
  at
• 28:00
  Ralph's.
• 28:01
  What
• 28:01
  kind
• 28:01
  of
• 28:01
  a
• 28:01
  light
• 28:01
  did
• 28:02
  he
• 28:02
  use?
• 28:03
  I
• 28:03
  should
• 28:04
  have
• 28:04
  shopped
• 28:04
  at
• 28:04
  Whole
• 28:04
  Foods.
• 28:05
  No,
• 28:06
  I
• 28:06
  met
• 28:06
  him
• 28:07
  on
• 28:07
  I
• 28:07
  met
• 28:07
  him.
• 28:08
  He
• 28:08
  was
• 28:08
  hired
• 28:08
  to
• 28:08
  write
• 28:09
  a
• 28:09
  sitcom
• 28:09
  for
• 28:09
  me.
• 28:10
  Oh.
• 28:11
  And
• 28:11
  that
• 28:11
  never
• 28:12
  worked,
• 28:12
  but
• 28:12
  it
• 28:12
  was
• 28:13
  love
• 28:13
  at
• 28:13
  first
• 28:13
  sight
• 28:14
  for
• 28:14
  us
• 28:14
  both.
• 28:15
  Oh,
• 28:15
  that's
• 28:15
  right.
• 28:16
  And
• 28:16
  now
• 28:16
  we're
• 28:16
  not
• 28:16
  so
• 28:17
  sure.
• 28:17
  But
• 28:18
  no,
• 28:19
  seriously,
• 28:19
  it
• 28:21
  sight.
• 28:21
  And
• 28:23
  I
• 28:23
  was
• 28:23
  38
• 28:24
  when
• 28:24
  I
• 28:24
  met
• 28:24
  him,
• 28:24
  42
• 28:25
  when
• 28:25
  I
• 28:25
  got
• 28:26
  married.
• 28:26
  I
• 28:26
  thought
• 28:26
  I
• 28:27
  was
• 28:27
  gonna
• 28:27
  be
• 28:27
  an
• 28:27
  old
• 28:27
  maid,
• 28:28
  but
• 28:28
  then
• 28:28
  I
• 28:28
  got
• 28:29
  married,
• 28:29
  so
• 28:29
  now
• 28:30
  I'm
• 28:30
  a
• 28:30
  maid.
• 28:31
  But
• 28:32
  I'm
• 28:32
  just
• 28:32
  trying
• 28:32
  to
• 28:33
  get
• 28:33
  my
• 28:33
  jokes
• 28:33
  in
• 28:33
  there.
• 28:34
  Speaking
• 28:34
  of
• 28:34
  which,
• 28:35
  you
• 28:35
  said
• 28:35
  that
• 28:35
  you
• 28:36
  became
• 28:36
  mother
• 28:37
  to
• 28:37
  his
• 28:37
  two
• 28:38
  sons,
• 28:38
  Became
• 28:39
  a
• 28:39
  stepmother.
• 28:40
  What
• 28:40
  does
• 28:40
  that
• 28:40
  mean?
• 28:40
  Stepmother?
• 28:41
  You
• 28:41
  have
• 28:41
  to
• 28:41
  step
• 28:41
  over
• 28:41
  the
• 28:42
  children
• 28:42
  when
• 28:43
  they
• 28:43
  get
• 28:43
  to
• 28:43
  your
• 28:43
  husband.
• 28:44
  My
• 28:44
  stepsons
• 28:44
  used
• 28:44
  to
• 28:45
  say
• 28:45
  things
• 28:45
  like,
• 28:45
  I
• 28:45
  don't
• 28:46
  have
• 28:46
  to
• 28:46
  listen
• 28:46
  to
• 28:46
  you.
• 28:47
  You're
• 28:47
  not
• 28:47
  my
• 28:47
  mother.
• 28:48
  Cause
• 28:48
  they
• 28:49
  heard
• 28:49
  my
• 28:49
  husband
• 28:49
  saying
• 28:49
  it
• 28:50
  to
• 28:50
  me.
• 28:51
  Yeah,
• 28:51
  that's.
• 28:52
  That's
• 28:52
  my
• 28:52
  favorite
• 28:53
  joke.
• 28:53
  That's
• 28:54
  a
• 28:54
  great
• 28:54
  joke.
• 28:54
  That's
• 28:55
  my
• 28:55
  favorite
• 28:55
  joke
• 28:55
  to
• 28:56
  say
• 28:56
  because
• 28:57
  it
• 28:57
  takes
• 28:58
  the
• 28:58
  audience
• 28:58
  a
• 28:59
  second
• 28:59
  to
• 28:59
  get
• 28:59
  it.
• 29:00
  There
• 29:00
  you
• 29:00
  go.
• 29:00
  Expectation,
• 29:01
  you
• 29:01
  know?
• 29:02
  Yeah,
• 29:02
  I
• 29:02
  love
• 29:02
  that
• 29:02
  joke.
• 29:03
  And
• 29:03
  the
• 29:03
  other
• 29:03
  one
• 29:03
  about
• 29:03
  your
• 29:03
  husband
• 29:04
  that
• 29:04
  I
• 29:04
  loved
• 29:04
  was
• 29:05
  one
• 29:05
  time
• 29:05
  that
• 29:05
  your
• 29:05
  husband
• 29:06
  asked
• 29:06
  you
• 29:06
  to
• 29:06
  dress
• 29:06
  up
• 29:06
  as
• 29:07
  a
• 29:07
  nurse,
• 29:07
  because
• 29:07
  that
• 29:08
  was
• 29:08
  his.
• 29:08
  Fantasy,
• 29:09
  that
• 29:09
  we
• 29:09
  had
• 29:10
  health
• 29:10
  coverage.
• 29:11
  You
• 29:11
  know,
• 29:13
  that's
• 29:14
  my
• 29:14
  other
• 29:14
  favorite
• 29:14
  joke.
• 29:15
  So
• 29:15
  you
• 29:15
  picked
• 29:15
  out
• 29:15
  my
• 29:16
  two
• 29:16
  favorite
• 29:16
  jokes.
• 29:17
  Actually,
• 29:17
  I
• 29:17
  have
• 29:17
  one
• 29:17
  other
• 29:18
  favorite
• 29:18
  joke.
• 29:18
  Okay.
• 29:20
  That
• 29:20
  I
• 29:20
  was
• 29:20
  gonna
• 29:21
  go
• 29:21
  to
• 29:21
  my
• 29:21
  class
• 29:22
  reunion
• 29:23
  from
• 29:23
  kindergarten,
• 29:24
  but
• 29:24
  I
• 29:25
  didn't
• 29:25
  wanna
• 29:25
  go
• 29:25
  because
• 29:26
  since
• 29:26
  kindergarten,
• 29:26
  I've
• 29:27
  put
• 29:27
  on
• 29:27
  like,
• 29:27
  £100.
• 29:30
  Yeah.
• 29:31
  So
• 29:31
  where
• 29:31
  do
• 29:31
  these
• 29:31
  jokes
• 29:32
  come
• 29:32
  from?
• 29:33
  I
• 29:34
  don't
• 29:34
  know.
• 29:35
  I
• 29:35
  know
• 29:35
  that's
• 29:35
  the
• 29:36
  way
• 29:36
  it
• 29:36
  always
• 29:36
  will
• 29:36
  to
• 29:36
  me.
• 29:37
  I
• 29:37
  just
• 29:37
  assume
• 29:37
  you're
• 29:37
  sitting
• 29:37
  there
• 29:38
  for
• 29:38
  a
• 29:38
  moment
• 29:38
  on
• 29:38
  a
• 29:38
  street
• 29:39
  corner
• 29:39
  or
• 29:39
  something
• 29:39
  and
• 29:39
  you
• 29:40
  see
• 29:40
  something
• 29:40
  and
• 29:41
  it
• 29:41
  just
• 29:41
  clicks
• 29:42
  sometimes.
• 29:42
  Yes,
• 29:43
  but.
• 29:45
  And
• 29:45
  then
• 29:45
  back
• 29:46
  in
• 29:46
  the
• 29:46
  80s,
• 29:46
  when
• 29:46
  I
• 29:47
  was
• 29:47
  first
• 29:47
  starting,
• 29:48
  a
• 29:48
  friend
• 29:48
  of
• 29:49
  mine
• 29:50
  gave
• 29:50
  me
• 29:50
  a
• 29:50
  premise,
• 29:52
  and
• 29:52
  he
• 29:52
  said
• 29:53
  the
• 29:53
  premise
• 29:54
  was
• 29:54
  bowling
• 29:55
  alley.
• 29:56
  And
• 29:58
  I
• 29:58
  added
• 29:59
  that
• 29:59
  it
• 29:59
  was
• 29:59
  a
• 29:59
  Japanese
• 30:00
  bowling
• 30:00
  alley.
• 30:01
  We
• 30:02
  had
• 30:02
  to
• 30:03
  get
• 30:03
  the
• 30:03
  shoes,
• 30:03
  but
• 30:04
  we
• 30:04
  weren't
• 30:04
  allowed
• 30:04
  to
• 30:04
  wear
• 30:05
  them
• 30:05
  inside.
• 30:06
  You
• 30:06
  know,
• 30:06
  we
• 30:06
  had
• 30:06
  to
• 30:07
  leave
• 30:07
  them
• 30:07
  on
• 30:07
  the
• 30:07
  mat.
• 30:08
  So,
• 30:08
  like,
• 30:09
  we.
• 30:10
  I
• 30:10
  actively
• 30:11
  thought
• 30:11
  of
• 30:11
  that
• 30:12
  one.
• 30:13
  But,
• 30:15
  like,
• 30:16
  I
• 30:16
  will
• 30:16
  just
• 30:17
  be
• 30:17
  writing.
• 30:17
  And
• 30:18
  I
• 30:18
  wrote
• 30:18
  down
• 30:18
  that
• 30:19
  I
• 30:19
  have
• 30:19
  a
• 30:20
  little
• 30:20
  black
• 30:20
  dress
• 30:21
  with
• 30:21
  spaghetti
• 30:22
  straps
• 30:22
  and
• 30:22
  then
• 30:22
  a
• 30:22
  bigger
• 30:23
  black
• 30:23
  dress
• 30:23
  with
• 30:24
  lasagna
• 30:24
  straps.
• 30:24
  I
• 30:25
  love
• 30:25
  that
• 30:25
  joke.
• 30:25
  I
• 30:25
  don't
• 30:25
  know
• 30:26
  where
• 30:26
  that
• 30:26
  comes
• 30:27
  from.
• 30:27
  It's
• 30:27
  just
• 30:28
  wordplay.
• 30:28
  I
• 30:28
  guess
• 30:29
  it
• 30:29
  is.
• 30:29
  It's
• 30:29
  wordplay.
• 30:30
  So
• 30:30
  I
• 30:30
  had
• 30:31
  a
• 30:31
  joke
• 30:32
  stolen
• 30:32
  recently.
• 30:33
  Oh,
• 30:34
  well,
• 30:34
  I'm.
• 30:36
  I
• 30:36
  do
• 30:36
  coaching,
• 30:37
  as
• 30:37
  I
• 30:37
  mentioned,
• 30:38
  with
• 30:38
  some
• 30:38
  students
• 30:39
  online,
• 30:40
  and
• 30:40
  this
• 30:41
  one
• 30:41
  woman
• 30:41
  is
• 30:42
  in
• 30:42
  a
• 30:42
  couple
• 30:43
  of
• 30:43
  short
• 30:43
  movies.
• 30:44
  So
• 30:44
  I
• 30:44
  watched
• 30:45
  one
• 30:45
  of
• 30:45
  the
• 30:45
  movies,
• 30:45
  and
• 30:45
  in
• 30:46
  the
• 30:46
  movie,
• 30:46
  I
• 30:47
  saw
• 30:47
  somebody
• 30:47
  else
• 30:48
  doing
• 30:48
  a
• 30:48
  joke
• 30:48
  of
• 30:49
  mine,
• 30:49
  and
• 30:49
  I
• 30:49
  was
• 30:49
  like,
• 30:50
  what?
• 30:50
  That
• 30:51
  happened
• 30:51
  to
• 30:51
  me,
• 30:51
  too.
• 30:52
  With
• 30:52
  a
• 30:52
  big
• 30:53
  movie
• 30:54
  proctor
• 30:55
  and
• 30:55
  Bergman.
• 30:55
  We
• 30:55
  did
• 30:56
  a
• 30:56
  special
• 30:56
  for
• 30:57
  PBS
• 30:57
  called
• 30:58
  the
• 30:58
  World
• 30:58
  of
• 30:58
  Procter
• 30:58
  and
• 30:59
  Bergman.
• 30:59
  And
• 30:59
  one
• 31:00
  of
• 31:00
  the
• 31:00
  jokes
• 31:00
  was
• 31:01
  I
• 31:01
  was
• 31:01
  playing
• 31:01
  Abraham
• 31:02
  Lincoln
• 31:03
  and
• 31:04
  I
• 31:04
  had
• 31:04
  a
• 31:05
  terrible
• 31:05
  hangover.
• 31:06
  I've
• 31:06
  been
• 31:06
  drinking
• 31:07
  the
• 31:07
  day
• 31:07
  before
• 31:08
  and
• 31:08
  some
• 31:09
  guy
• 31:09
  and
• 31:09
  guy
• 31:10
  comes
• 31:10
  in
• 31:10
  with
• 31:10
  the
• 31:10
  newspaper
• 31:11
  and
• 31:11
  I
• 31:12
  open
• 31:12
  it
• 31:13
  up
• 31:13
  and
• 31:13
  I
• 31:13
  go,
• 31:13
  I
• 31:14
  freed
• 31:14
  the
• 31:14
  what?
• 31:16
  Well,
• 31:17
  that
• 31:17
  joke
• 31:17
  was
• 31:18
  in
• 31:18
  a
• 31:18
  big
• 31:19
  movie
• 31:20
  that
• 31:20
  I
• 31:20
  saw
• 31:20
  and
• 31:20
  I
• 31:21
  realized
• 31:21
  I
• 31:21
  can't
• 31:21
  do
• 31:21
  anything
• 31:22
  about
• 31:22
  that.
• 31:22
  Kentucky
• 31:22
  Fried
• 31:23
  Movie.
• 31:23
  Huh?
• 31:24
  What
• 31:24
  movie
• 31:24
  was
• 31:24
  it?
• 31:24
  I
• 31:24
  can't
• 31:25
  remember
• 31:25
  the
• 31:25
  name
• 31:25
  of
• 31:25
  it.
• 31:26
  That's
• 31:26
  terrible.
• 31:26
  It's
• 31:27
  just
• 31:27
  my
• 31:27
  mind,
• 31:27
  but
• 31:28
  I
• 31:28
  remember,
• 31:28
  you
• 31:28
  know,
• 31:29
  sitting
• 31:29
  in
• 31:29
  the
• 31:29
  audience,
• 31:30
  that's
• 31:31
  me.
• 31:31
  I
• 31:32
  wrote
• 31:32
  that
• 31:32
  joke,
• 31:32
  you
• 31:32
  know,
• 31:34
  but
• 31:34
  what
• 31:34
  are
• 31:34
  you
• 31:34
  gonna
• 31:34
  do?
• 31:35
  Everything's
• 31:36
  stolen
• 31:36
  and
• 31:36
  borrowed,
• 31:37
  right?
• 31:37
  I
• 31:37
  mean,
• 31:37
  that's
• 31:37
  just
• 31:38
  sort
• 31:38
  of
• 31:38
  the
• 31:38
  evolution.
• 31:38
  I
• 31:38
  mean,
• 31:39
  not
• 31:40
  verbatim,
• 31:41
  though.
• 31:42
  That's
• 31:42
  the
• 31:42
  idea.
• 31:42
  I
• 31:42
  mean,
• 31:42
  I've
• 31:43
  written
• 31:43
  jokes
• 31:43
  that
• 31:44
  I
• 31:44
  heard.
• 31:45
  Like,
• 31:45
  I
• 31:45
  wrote
• 31:45
  a
• 31:46
  joke
• 31:46
  once
• 31:46
  that
• 31:46
  my
• 31:47
  boyfriend
• 31:47
  put
• 31:47
  me
• 31:47
  on
• 31:48
  a
• 31:48
  pedestal.
• 31:48
  Cause
• 31:48
  he
• 31:49
  liked
• 31:49
  to
• 31:49
  look
• 31:49
  up
• 31:49
  my
• 31:49
  skirt.
• 31:50
  And
• 31:51
  then
• 31:51
  I
• 31:51
  heard
• 31:51
  Steve
• 31:52
  Martin
• 31:52
  do
• 31:52
  something
• 31:52
  similar.
• 31:53
  So
• 31:54
  there
• 31:54
  are
• 31:54
  similarities.
• 31:55
  And
• 31:55
  then
• 31:55
  I
• 31:55
  was
• 31:56
  doing
• 31:56
  a
• 31:56
  joke
• 31:56
  once
• 31:57
  for
• 31:57
  years,
• 31:57
  and
• 31:58
  then
• 31:58
  this
• 31:58
  woman
• 31:58
  said,
• 31:59
  you
• 31:59
  know,
• 31:59
  I.
• 31:59
  That's
• 32:00
  my
• 32:00
  joke
• 32:00
  from
• 32:00
  the
• 32:01
  80s.
• 32:01
  And
• 32:01
  I
• 32:02
  probably
• 32:02
  heard
• 32:03
  her
• 32:03
  do
• 32:03
  it
• 32:03
  and
• 32:04
  I
• 32:04
  thought
• 32:04
  it
• 32:04
  was
• 32:04
  mine
• 32:05
  and
• 32:05
  so
• 32:05
  I
• 32:05
  stopped
• 32:05
  doing
• 32:06
  it.
• 32:06
  Yeah,
• 32:06
  I
• 32:07
  wonder
• 32:07
  if
• 32:07
  that's
• 32:07
  part
• 32:08
  of
• 32:08
  that,
• 32:08
  you
• 32:08
  know,
• 32:08
  where
• 32:09
  it
• 32:09
  goes
• 32:09
  into
• 32:09
  your
• 32:10
  collective
• 32:10
  memory
• 32:10
  and
• 32:11
  you
• 32:11
  don't
• 32:11
  sort.
• 32:12
  Because
• 32:12
  I've
• 32:12
  had
• 32:13
  not
• 32:14
  jokes,
• 32:14
  but
• 32:15
  ideas
• 32:16
  that
• 32:16
  come
• 32:16
  out
• 32:17
  of
• 32:17
  my
• 32:17
  friends
• 32:18
  mouths
• 32:18
  a
• 32:18
  month
• 32:19
  later.
• 32:19
  It's
• 32:19
  like
• 32:20
  as
• 32:20
  their
• 32:20
  own
• 32:21
  and
• 32:22
  that.
• 32:22
  You'Ve
• 32:22
  told
• 32:23
  them
• 32:23
  that?
• 32:23
  I
• 32:23
  told
• 32:23
  them,
• 32:23
  yeah.
• 32:24
  At
• 32:24
  first
• 32:24
  it
• 32:25
  was
• 32:25
  a
• 32:25
  little
• 32:25
  unnerving,
• 32:26
  but
• 32:26
  then
• 32:26
  I
• 32:26
  realized,
• 32:27
  no,
• 32:27
  that's
• 32:28
  actually.
• 32:29
  It's
• 32:29
  a
• 32:29
  compliment.
• 32:29
  They
• 32:30
  listened.
• 32:30
  Yeah.
• 32:31
  You
• 32:31
  know,
• 32:32
  it's
• 32:32
  not
• 32:32
  intentional,
• 32:34
  but
• 32:34
  I'm
• 32:34
  not
• 32:34
  saying
• 32:35
  stealing
• 32:35
  jokes
• 32:35
  verbatim.
• 32:36
  Well,
• 32:36
  I
• 32:37
  just
• 32:37
  go,
• 32:37
  well,
• 32:38
  I
• 32:38
  should
• 32:38
  write
• 32:38
  a
• 32:38
  better
• 32:39
  joke
• 32:39
  then.
• 32:39
  But
• 32:40
  I
• 32:40
  had
• 32:40
  done
• 32:40
  it
• 32:40
  on
• 32:41
  tv.
• 32:41
  The
• 32:41
  joke
• 32:42
  was,
• 32:43
  I
• 32:43
  was
• 32:44
  standing
• 32:44
  online
• 32:44
  at
• 32:45
  a
• 32:45
  bakery,
• 32:45
  waiting
• 32:46
  my
• 32:46
  turn,
• 32:47
  and
• 32:47
  this
• 32:47
  cute
• 32:48
  guy
• 32:48
  asked
• 32:48
  for
• 32:49
  my
• 32:49
  number.
• 32:50
  He
• 32:50
  was
• 32:50
  flirting
• 32:51
  with
• 32:51
  me.
• 32:51
  He
• 32:51
  asked
• 32:52
  for
• 32:52
  my
• 32:52
  number,
• 32:52
  I
• 32:52
  gave
• 32:53
  it
• 32:53
  to
• 32:53
  him.
• 32:53
  And
• 32:53
  then
• 32:53
  I
• 32:54
  had
• 32:54
  to
• 32:54
  take
• 32:54
  a
• 32:54
  new
• 32:54
  one.
• 32:55
  Well,
• 32:55
  the
• 32:56
  joke
• 32:56
  was
• 32:56
  almost
• 32:57
  verbatim.
• 32:58
  And
• 32:59
  so
• 32:59
  I
• 33:00
  contacted
• 33:00
  the
• 33:01
  writer
• 33:01
  and
• 33:01
  then
• 33:02
  apparently
• 33:03
  it
• 33:03
  was
• 33:03
  the
• 33:03
  woman
• 33:04
  performing
• 33:04
  it
• 33:04
  who
• 33:05
  just
• 33:06
  borrowed
• 33:06
  it
• 33:06
  from
• 33:07
  me.
• 33:07
  And
• 33:07
  she
• 33:08
  asked
• 33:08
  me
• 33:08
  if
• 33:08
  I
• 33:08
  would
• 33:09
  like
• 33:09
  to
• 33:09
  swap
• 33:10
  jokes
• 33:10
  with
• 33:10
  her.
• 33:10
  And
• 33:11
  I'm
• 33:11
  like.
• 33:12
  To
• 33:13
  make
• 33:13
  up
• 33:13
  for
• 33:13
  it.
• 33:13
  Not
• 33:14
  really.
• 33:14
  So
• 33:14
  I
• 33:15
  just
• 33:15
  figure,
• 33:16
  you
• 33:16
  know
• 33:16
  what,
• 33:17
  at
• 33:17
  some
• 33:18
  point,
• 33:18
  like
• 33:18
  AI
• 33:19
  is
• 33:19
  gonna
• 33:19
  just
• 33:20
  have
• 33:20
  everybody's
• 33:21
  jokes.
• 33:21
  And
• 33:22
  so
• 33:22
  what
• 33:23
  can
• 33:23
  I
• 33:23
  do?
• 33:24
  I
• 33:24
  can
• 33:24
  just
• 33:25
  Perform
• 33:25
  it
• 33:25
  better.
• 33:26
  That's
• 33:26
  right.
• 33:26
  Right.
• 33:27
  That's
• 33:27
  right.
• 33:28
  You
• 33:28
  can
• 33:28
  just
• 33:28
  be
• 33:28
  the
• 33:29
  best
• 33:29
  performer
• 33:29
  of
• 33:30
  jokes
• 33:30
  or
• 33:32
  music.
• 33:34
  Yeah.
• 33:35
  I
• 33:35
  don't
• 33:35
  feel
• 33:36
  like
• 33:36
  AI
• 33:36
  is
• 33:36
  going
• 33:37
  to
• 33:37
  take
• 33:37
  my
• 33:37
  job
• 33:38
  any
• 33:38
  moment.
• 33:39
  Are
• 33:39
  you
• 33:39
  guys
• 33:40
  AI?
• 33:41
  Ay,
• 33:41
  ay,
• 33:41
  ay.
• 33:44
  A
• 33:45
  number
• 33:45
  one
• 33:45
  check
• 33:46
  now.
• 33:46
  Number
• 33:47
  one
• 33:47
  with
• 33:47
  a
• 33:47
  bullet.
• 33:48
  Some
• 33:48
  of
• 33:48
  the
• 33:48
  wisdom
• 33:48
  you've
• 33:49
  imparted,
• 33:49
  you
• 33:50
  have
• 33:50
  said
• 33:50
  or
• 33:50
  wrote.
• 33:51
  I've
• 33:51
  never
• 33:51
  gone
• 33:52
  to
• 33:52
  sleep
• 33:52
  or
• 33:52
  woken
• 33:53
  up
• 33:53
  at
• 33:53
  the
• 33:53
  same
• 33:53
  time.
• 33:54
  That's
• 33:54
  not
• 33:55
  wisdom.
• 33:57
  That's
• 33:57
  just
• 33:58
  true.
• 33:59
  And
• 33:59
  you
• 33:59
  have
• 33:59
  friendship
• 34:00
  advice
• 34:00
  for
• 34:00
  boomers.
• 34:02
  I
• 34:02
  think
• 34:02
  we
• 34:02
  should
• 34:02
  share
• 34:03
  it.
• 34:03
  Yeah.
• 34:04
  And
• 34:04
  this
• 34:05
  is
• 34:05
  earnest.
• 34:05
  These
• 34:05
  aren't
• 34:06
  jokes
• 34:06
  necessarily.
• 34:07
  You
• 34:07
  might
• 34:07
  make
• 34:07
  new
• 34:08
  friends
• 34:08
  in
• 34:08
  your
• 34:08
  60s.
• 34:09
  Yes.
• 34:10
  You
• 34:10
  might
• 34:10
  make
• 34:10
  new
• 34:10
  friends.
• 34:10
  I
• 34:11
  do.
• 34:11
  I
• 34:11
  mean,
• 34:11
  that's
• 34:11
  a
• 34:11
  real
• 34:12
  issue.
• 34:12
  Right.
• 34:13
  Because
• 34:14
  I
• 34:14
  had
• 34:14
  the
• 34:14
  blessing
• 34:15
  of
• 34:15
  wonderful
• 34:15
  friends
• 34:15
  and
• 34:16
  lots
• 34:16
  of
• 34:16
  friends.
• 34:17
  In
• 34:17
  fact,
• 34:17
  when
• 34:18
  I
• 34:18
  got
• 34:18
  to
• 34:18
  Hollywood,
• 34:19
  I
• 34:19
  had
• 34:20
  almost
• 34:20
  within
• 34:20
  two
• 34:21
  months,
• 34:21
  60,
• 34:22
  70
• 34:22
  new
• 34:22
  friends
• 34:23
  because
• 34:23
  of
• 34:23
  a
• 34:23
  party.
• 34:23
  That
• 34:24
  was
• 34:24
  a
• 34:24
  really
• 34:24
  tight
• 34:24
  group.
• 34:25
  Well,
• 34:25
  that
• 34:25
  was
• 34:25
  the
• 34:25
  time
• 34:25
  you
• 34:26
  spent
• 34:26
  in
• 34:26
  jail.
• 34:26
  That's
• 34:27
  right.
• 34:27
  Women's
• 34:28
  penitentiary.
• 34:31
  But
• 34:31
  then
• 34:31
  people
• 34:32
  die.
• 34:32
  People
• 34:32
  retire.
• 34:33
  Even
• 34:33
  when
• 34:34
  your
• 34:34
  greatest
• 34:36
  value
• 34:36
  in
• 34:36
  life
• 34:36
  is
• 34:37
  friendship
• 34:37
  and
• 34:37
  you're
• 34:38
  wealthy
• 34:38
  as
• 34:38
  a
• 34:39
  result,
• 34:39
  that
• 34:39
  still
• 34:40
  erodes
• 34:40
  away
• 34:40
  as
• 34:41
  you
• 34:41
  get
• 34:41
  older,
• 34:41
  just
• 34:41
  by
• 34:42
  attrition.
• 34:43
  As
• 34:43
  you
• 34:43
  get
• 34:43
  older,
• 34:44
  you
• 34:44
  just
• 34:44
  don't
• 34:44
  go
• 34:44
  out
• 34:45
  as
• 34:45
  much.
• 34:45
  You
• 34:45
  don't
• 34:46
  meet
• 34:46
  people
• 34:46
  as
• 34:46
  much.
• 34:46
  It's
• 34:47
  not
• 34:47
  necessarily
• 34:48
  because
• 34:48
  you've
• 34:48
  become
• 34:49
  a
• 34:49
  different
• 34:49
  person,
• 34:50
  though.
• 34:50
  You
• 34:50
  have.
• 34:50
  It's
• 34:51
  just
• 34:51
  you
• 34:51
  don't
• 34:51
  have
• 34:51
  the
• 34:51
  opportunity.
• 34:52
  I
• 34:52
  can't
• 34:53
  see
• 34:53
  to
• 34:53
  drive.
• 34:54
  Yeah.
• 34:54
  I'm
• 34:55
  sure
• 34:55
  that
• 34:55
  our
• 34:55
  listener
• 34:56
  has
• 34:57
  the
• 34:57
  same
• 34:57
  feeling
• 34:57
  as
• 34:58
  you
• 34:58
  get.
• 34:58
  You
• 34:58
  become
• 34:58
  a
• 34:59
  boomer.
• 34:59
  Damn.
• 34:59
  It
• 35:00
  is
• 35:00
  just
• 35:00
  hard
• 35:00
  to
• 35:00
  make
• 35:01
  friends.
• 35:01
  Well,
• 35:02
  it's
• 35:02
  like
• 35:03
  finding
• 35:03
  somebody
• 35:04
  in
• 35:04
  the
• 35:04
  world
• 35:04
  who
• 35:05
  speaks
• 35:05
  the
• 35:06
  same
• 35:06
  language
• 35:07
  as
• 35:07
  you.
• 35:09
  I
• 35:09
  think
• 35:09
  it
• 35:09
  was
• 35:10
  that
• 35:10
  woman
• 35:10
  who
• 35:11
  has
• 35:11
  the
• 35:11
  let
• 35:12
  them
• 35:12
  theory.
• 35:13
  Mel.
• 35:13
  Somebody
• 35:14
  who
• 35:14
  says
• 35:14
  it's
• 35:15
  easy
• 35:15
  to
• 35:15
  have
• 35:16
  friends
• 35:16
  when
• 35:16
  you're
• 35:16
  younger
• 35:17
  because
• 35:17
  you
• 35:17
  go
• 35:17
  to
• 35:17
  school
• 35:18
  with
• 35:18
  them
• 35:18
  every
• 35:18
  day.
• 35:18
  It's
• 35:19
  about
• 35:19
  spending
• 35:20
  time
• 35:20
  with
• 35:20
  people.
• 35:21
  So
• 35:21
  when
• 35:21
  you're
• 35:22
  older,
• 35:22
  you
• 35:22
  have
• 35:22
  to
• 35:22
  make
• 35:22
  more
• 35:23
  of
• 35:23
  an
• 35:23
  effort.
• 35:24
  You
• 35:24
  know,
• 35:24
  I
• 35:24
  was
• 35:25
  telling
• 35:25
  you
• 35:25
  about
• 35:25
  my
• 35:25
  best
• 35:26
  friend,
• 35:26
  Monica
• 35:26
  Piper.
• 35:28
  I
• 35:28
  knew
• 35:29
  of
• 35:29
  her,
• 35:29
  but
• 35:29
  I
• 35:29
  didn't
• 35:30
  really
• 35:30
  get
• 35:30
  to
• 35:30
  know
• 35:31
  her
• 35:31
  until
• 35:31
  my
• 35:32
  60s.
• 35:33
  So
• 35:34
  it's
• 35:35
  just
• 35:35
  been
• 35:35
  the
• 35:35
  past
• 35:35
  five
• 35:36
  years.
• 35:36
  Cool.
• 35:38
  I
• 35:38
  am
• 35:38
  now
• 35:38
  on
• 35:39
  Medicare
• 35:40
  as
• 35:40
  of
• 35:40
  yesterday.
• 35:41
  Congratulations.
• 35:41
  Two
• 35:41
  days
• 35:42
  ago.
• 35:43
  I'm
• 35:43
  very
• 35:43
  excited
• 35:44
  about
• 35:45
  getting
• 35:45
  sick.
• 35:46
  Yes.
• 35:48
  What's
• 35:48
  holding
• 35:48
  you
• 35:48
  back?
• 35:49
  I
• 35:49
  know.
• 35:50
  I've
• 35:50
  put
• 35:50
  so
• 35:51
  much
• 35:51
  in
• 35:51
  health
• 35:51
  coverage.
• 35:52
  Okay.
• 35:53
  You
• 35:53
  said
• 35:53
  also,
• 35:54
  when
• 35:54
  somebody
• 35:54
  says
• 35:54
  you've
• 35:55
  already
• 35:55
  met
• 35:55
  them,
• 35:56
  go
• 35:56
  with
• 35:56
  it.
• 35:57
  Yes,
• 35:58
  because
• 35:58
  I
• 35:59
  have
• 35:59
  met
• 35:59
  people
• 36:00
  and
• 36:00
  they
• 36:00
  think
• 36:01
  that
• 36:01
  they've
• 36:01
  met
• 36:01
  me.
• 36:01
  And
• 36:02
  I
• 36:02
  should
• 36:02
  just
• 36:03
  go
• 36:03
  with
• 36:03
  it.
• 36:03
  Yeah,
• 36:04
  it
• 36:04
  happens.
• 36:04
  If
• 36:05
  you're
• 36:05
  a
• 36:05
  public
• 36:05
  figure,
• 36:06
  you
• 36:06
  know,
• 36:06
  people
• 36:07
  feel
• 36:08
  like
• 36:08
  they
• 36:08
  know
• 36:08
  you
• 36:08
  because
• 36:09
  they
• 36:09
  see
• 36:09
  you
• 36:10
  in
• 36:10
  various
• 36:10
  contexts
• 36:10
  or
• 36:10
  you
• 36:11
  made
• 36:11
  them
• 36:11
  laugh
• 36:11
  or
• 36:11
  something.
• 36:12
  And
• 36:13
  in
• 36:13
  my
• 36:13
  case
• 36:13
  as
• 36:14
  an
• 36:14
  actor,
• 36:14
  primarily
• 36:15
  when
• 36:15
  I
• 36:16
  started
• 36:17
  doing
• 36:17
  summer
• 36:17
  stock
• 36:18
  and
• 36:18
  doing
• 36:18
  Broadway
• 36:19
  and
• 36:19
  off
• 36:19
  Broadway
• 36:19
  and
• 36:20
  all
• 36:20
  that,
• 36:20
  I
• 36:20
  would
• 36:21
  be
• 36:21
  in
• 36:21
  short
• 36:21
  lived,
• 36:22
  you
• 36:23
  know,
• 36:23
  or
• 36:23
  sometimes
• 36:24
  a
• 36:24
  good
• 36:24
  run
• 36:25
  in
• 36:25
  something.
• 36:26
  And
• 36:26
  then
• 36:26
  years
• 36:27
  later,
• 36:27
  somebody
• 36:28
  come
• 36:28
  up
• 36:28
  to
• 36:28
  me
• 36:29
  and
• 36:29
  say,
• 36:29
  phil,
• 36:31
  oh
• 36:32
  my
• 36:32
  God,
• 36:32
  I
• 36:32
  slept
• 36:32
  with
• 36:33
  that
• 36:33
  person.
• 36:33
  Honestly,
• 36:34
  it
• 36:34
  was
• 36:35
  like,
• 36:35
  oh,
• 36:35
  because
• 36:36
  you're
• 36:36
  in
• 36:36
  a
• 36:36
  family.
• 36:36
  He
• 36:36
  was
• 36:37
  very
• 36:37
  promiscuous.
• 36:38
  You're
• 36:38
  in
• 36:39
  a.
• 36:39
  I'm
• 36:40
  sleeping
• 36:40
  with
• 36:40
  people
• 36:40
  in
• 36:40
  my
• 36:41
  family.
• 36:41
  That's
• 36:42
  really
• 36:42
  what
• 36:42
  theater
• 36:42
  is
• 36:43
  like
• 36:43
  in
• 36:43
  a
• 36:43
  way.
• 36:43
  No.
• 36:44
  Isn't
• 36:44
  that
• 36:44
  terrible?
• 36:45
  But.
• 36:45
  No,
• 36:45
  but
• 36:46
  the
• 36:46
  fact
• 36:46
  is,
• 36:46
  you're
• 36:46
  working
• 36:47
  closely
• 36:47
  with
• 36:47
  them.
• 36:47
  It's
• 36:47
  intense.
• 36:48
  Yeah,
• 36:48
  it's
• 36:49
  intense.
• 36:49
  And
• 36:49
  you
• 36:50
  want
• 36:50
  to
• 36:50
  make
• 36:50
  friendships,
• 36:51
  you
• 36:51
  want
• 36:51
  to
• 36:51
  have
• 36:52
  intimacy,
• 36:53
  you
• 36:53
  want
• 36:53
  to
• 36:53
  have,
• 36:53
  you
• 36:54
  know,
• 36:54
  a
• 36:54
  life
• 36:54
  with
• 36:54
  these
• 36:55
  people.
• 36:55
  And
• 36:55
  do
• 36:55
  you
• 36:55
  feel
• 36:56
  like
• 36:56
  as
• 36:56
  you
• 36:56
  get
• 36:56
  older,
• 36:56
  you
• 36:56
  feel.
• 36:57
  And
• 36:57
  they're
• 36:57
  talented
• 36:57
  and
• 36:58
  beautiful
• 36:58
  and,
• 36:58
  you
• 36:59
  know.
• 36:59
  Well,
• 36:59
  that's
• 36:59
  just
• 36:59
  it.
• 37:00
  You
• 37:00
  feel
• 37:00
  like
• 37:00
  as
• 37:00
  you
• 37:00
  get
• 37:00
  older,
• 37:01
  you're
• 37:01
  somewhat
• 37:01
  diminished
• 37:02
  as
• 37:02
  you
• 37:03
  are.
• 37:04
  Well,
• 37:04
  I'm
• 37:04
  getting
• 37:04
  shorter.
• 37:05
  But
• 37:05
  your
• 37:05
  nose
• 37:06
  is
• 37:06
  getting
• 37:06
  longer.
• 37:06
  I
• 37:07
  know.
• 37:07
  And
• 37:07
  my
• 37:07
  ears
• 37:07
  are
• 37:08
  growing.
• 37:08
  But
• 37:08
  maybe
• 37:08
  that
• 37:09
  erodes
• 37:09
  your
• 37:09
  self
• 37:10
  confidence
• 37:10
  a
• 37:10
  little
• 37:10
  bit
• 37:11
  and
• 37:12
  maybe
• 37:13
  that
• 37:13
  affects
• 37:13
  your
• 37:13
  outgoing.
• 37:14
  I'm
• 37:15
  not
• 37:15
  talking
• 37:15
  to
• 37:15
  you
• 37:15
  specifically.
• 37:16
  I'm
• 37:16
  just
• 37:16
  saying
• 37:16
  someone
• 37:17
  in
• 37:17
  our
• 37:17
  age
• 37:17
  group,
• 37:18
  you
• 37:18
  know
• 37:18
  that
• 37:18
  you
• 37:18
  feel
• 37:19
  a
• 37:19
  little
• 37:19
  less
• 37:21
  self
• 37:21
  confident
• 37:22
  or
• 37:22
  encouraged
• 37:22
  to
• 37:23
  put
• 37:23
  yourself
• 37:23
  out
• 37:23
  there
• 37:23
  because,
• 37:24
  like,
• 37:24
  Jesus.
• 37:25
  Yeah.
• 37:25
  But
• 37:25
  you
• 37:26
  also
• 37:26
  have
• 37:26
  the
• 37:26
  other
• 37:27
  side
• 37:27
  of
• 37:28
  that,
• 37:28
  which
• 37:28
  is.
• 37:30
  I
• 37:31
  can't
• 37:31
  swear
• 37:31
  on
• 37:31
  this,
• 37:32
  but
• 37:32
  eff
• 37:32
  it.
• 37:33
  Like.
• 37:34
  Well,
• 37:34
  you
• 37:34
  do
• 37:34
  get
• 37:34
  that.
• 37:34
  It's
• 37:35
  so
• 37:35
  fun.
• 37:35
  And
• 37:35
  that's
• 37:35
  why
• 37:36
  people
• 37:36
  do
• 37:36
  feel
• 37:36
  happier
• 37:37
  as
• 37:37
  they
• 37:37
  age.
• 37:38
  Because
• 37:38
  I
• 37:38
  think
• 37:38
  that's
• 37:38
  a
• 37:39
  big.
• 37:39
  They
• 37:39
  look
• 37:40
  a
• 37:40
  lot
• 37:40
  of.
• 37:40
  Yeah.
• 37:41
  Stuff
• 37:41
  that
• 37:41
  you
• 37:41
  can't
• 37:41
  control.
• 37:42
  I've
• 37:42
  been
• 37:42
  with
• 37:42
  this
• 37:43
  company,
• 37:43
  the
• 37:43
  Anteas
• 37:44
  company
• 37:44
  here
• 37:45
  in
• 37:45
  Glendale
• 37:46
  for
• 37:46
  many,
• 37:47
  many,
• 37:47
  many
• 37:47
  years.
• 37:48
  And
• 37:48
  I
• 37:48
  can't
• 37:49
  really
• 37:49
  do
• 37:49
  any
• 37:49
  plays
• 37:50
  anymore
• 37:50
  because
• 37:50
  I
• 37:50
  can't
• 37:51
  drive
• 37:52
  to
• 37:52
  the
• 37:52
  rehearsals
• 37:53
  and
• 37:53
  drive
• 37:53
  back.
• 37:54
  What
• 37:54
  about
• 37:54
  Waymo?
• 37:55
  Yeah.
• 37:56
  Well,
• 37:56
  does
• 37:57
  your
• 37:57
  listener
• 37:57
  take
• 37:57
  it
• 37:58
  cost
• 37:58
  Waymo.
• 37:59
  Costs
• 37:59
  Waymo
• 38:00
  to
• 38:00
  do
• 38:00
  that.
• 38:00
  That
• 38:01
  I
• 38:01
  can
• 38:01
  afford.
• 38:02
  Do
• 38:02
  you
• 38:02
  notice
• 38:02
  that
• 38:02
  Waymos
• 38:03
  are
• 38:03
  becoming
• 38:04
  much
• 38:04
  more
• 38:04
  confident?
• 38:06
  I'm
• 38:06
  serious.
• 38:07
  Is
• 38:07
  that
• 38:07
  true?
• 38:07
  Yeah.
• 38:08
  No.
• 38:08
  They
• 38:08
  did
• 38:08
  the
• 38:09
  initial
• 38:09
  research
• 38:10
  in
• 38:10
  our
• 38:10
  neighborhood.
• 38:10
  I
• 38:10
  mean,
• 38:11
  we've
• 38:11
  had
• 38:11
  Waymos
• 38:11
  for
• 38:12
  years.
• 38:13
  And
• 38:13
  they're
• 38:13
  always
• 38:14
  very
• 38:14
  careful,
• 38:15
  slow,
• 38:15
  very
• 38:16
  gentle.
• 38:17
  And
• 38:18
  as
• 38:18
  they
• 38:18
  have
• 38:18
  built
• 38:19
  up
• 38:19
  the
• 38:19
  data,
• 38:20
  they've
• 38:20
  kind
• 38:21
  of
• 38:21
  like
• 38:21
  turned
• 38:21
  the
• 38:21
  dial.
• 38:22
  They
• 38:23
  come
• 38:23
  down,
• 38:23
  they
• 38:23
  hit
• 38:23
  the
• 38:23
  Brakes,
• 38:24
  they
• 38:24
  wait,
• 38:24
  they
• 38:24
  turn
• 38:25
  right.
• 38:25
  Much
• 38:25
  more
• 38:26
  assertive,
• 38:27
  I
• 38:27
  should
• 38:27
  say.
• 38:27
  I
• 38:27
  don't
• 38:28
  say.
• 38:28
  See,
• 38:28
  I've
• 38:28
  only
• 38:28
  been
• 38:29
  in
• 38:29
  a
• 38:29
  Waymo
• 38:29
  that
• 38:30
  had
• 38:30
  a
• 38:30
  student
• 38:30
  driver
• 38:31
  plaque
• 38:31
  on
• 38:31
  the
• 38:32
  back.
• 38:32
  I've
• 38:32
  never
• 38:33
  been
• 38:33
  in
• 38:33
  a
• 38:33
  Waymo,
• 38:34
  actually.
• 38:35
  So
• 38:35
  how
• 38:35
  do
• 38:35
  you
• 38:35
  tackle
• 38:36
  comedy
• 38:36
  in
• 38:37
  these
• 38:37
  wild
• 38:37
  and
• 38:37
  woolly
• 38:38
  days
• 38:38
  of
• 38:39
  political
• 38:39
  upheaval
• 38:40
  and
• 38:40
  hostile
• 38:41
  situation?
• 38:41
  Yeah,
• 38:41
  we
• 38:41
  do.
• 38:41
  Sometimes
• 38:42
  I'll
• 38:42
  get
• 38:42
  on
• 38:42
  stage
• 38:43
  now
• 38:44
  and
• 38:44
  say,
• 38:44
  I
• 38:45
  know
• 38:45
  the
• 38:45
  world
• 38:45
  is
• 38:46
  crazy,
• 38:47
  but
• 38:47
  I
• 38:47
  finally
• 38:48
  found
• 38:48
  a
• 38:48
  good
• 38:48
  bra.
• 38:50
  Okay.
• 38:50
  So
• 38:50
  that
• 38:50
  just
• 38:51
  kind
• 38:51
  of
• 38:51
  deflects
• 38:52
  like
• 38:52
  that.
• 38:52
  I'm
• 38:53
  bringing
• 38:53
  it
• 38:53
  back
• 38:53
  to
• 38:53
  me
• 38:54
  that
• 38:55
  I'm
• 38:55
  not
• 38:56
  unaware
• 38:56
  that
• 38:57
  there's
• 38:57
  so
• 38:57
  much
• 38:58
  going
• 38:58
  on.
• 38:59
  Come
• 38:59
  to
• 38:59
  the
• 38:59
  cabaret,
• 39:00
  right?
• 39:02
  And
• 39:02
  then
• 39:02
  people
• 39:02
  want
• 39:03
  to
• 39:03
  know
• 39:03
  what
• 39:04
  bra?
• 39:05
  Of
• 39:05
  course.
• 39:06
  Now
• 39:06
  let
• 39:06
  me
• 39:06
  ask
• 39:06
  you,
• 39:07
  because
• 39:07
  you're
• 39:07
  an
• 39:07
  actor
• 39:09
  as
• 39:09
  well.
• 39:10
  Not
• 39:10
  really,
• 39:11
  no.
• 39:11
  You
• 39:11
  don't
• 39:12
  think
• 39:12
  of
• 39:12
  yourself
• 39:12
  as
• 39:12
  an
• 39:12
  actor.
• 39:13
  Okay,
• 39:13
  Phil,
• 39:14
  I
• 39:15
  was
• 39:15
  an
• 39:15
  actor
• 39:15
  when
• 39:16
  I
• 39:16
  was
• 39:16
  young.
• 39:17
  I
• 39:17
  was
• 39:18
  Dorothy
• 39:18
  and
• 39:18
  the
• 39:18
  wizard
• 39:19
  of
• 39:19
  Oz.
• 39:19
  I
• 39:20
  was
• 39:20
  Eliza
• 39:21
  and
• 39:21
  My
• 39:21
  Fair
• 39:21
  Lady.
• 39:22
  I
• 39:22
  was
• 39:23
  not
• 39:23
  the
• 39:23
  original
• 39:24
  production.
• 39:24
  No,
• 39:24
  no,
• 39:25
  no.
• 39:25
  I
• 39:26
  was
• 39:27
  Viola
• 39:27
  Olivia
• 39:28
  in
• 39:28
  Twelfth
• 39:29
  Night.
• 39:29
  Like,
• 39:30
  I
• 39:30
  did
• 39:30
  my
• 39:30
  stuff.
• 39:31
  You
• 39:31
  paid
• 39:31
  your
• 39:31
  dues.
• 39:32
  And
• 39:33
  for
• 39:34
  the
• 39:34
  life
• 39:34
  of
• 39:35
  me,
• 39:35
  I
• 39:36
  now
• 39:37
  can't
• 39:37
  act
• 39:38
  my
• 39:38
  way
• 39:38
  out
• 39:38
  of
• 39:38
  a
• 39:38
  paper
• 39:39
  bag.
• 39:39
  I
• 39:39
  just.
• 39:40
  I
• 39:40
  get
• 39:40
  so
• 39:41
  self
• 39:41
  conscious.
• 39:41
  So
• 39:42
  given
• 39:43
  that
• 39:44
  maybe
• 39:44
  you
• 39:45
  know
• 39:45
  how
• 39:45
  there
• 39:45
  are
• 39:45
  child
• 39:45
  actors.
• 39:47
  I
• 39:47
  was
• 39:48
  a
• 39:48
  child
• 39:48
  actor.
• 39:48
  And
• 39:48
  then
• 39:49
  they
• 39:49
  just
• 39:49
  go,
• 39:49
  well,
• 39:49
  you've
• 39:50
  continued,
• 39:50
  but.
• 39:51
  And
• 39:51
  then
• 39:51
  they
• 39:51
  just
• 39:52
  quit
• 39:52
  and
• 39:52
  become
• 39:52
  real
• 39:53
  estate
• 39:53
  agents
• 39:53
  or
• 39:53
  whatever.
• 39:54
  Maybe
• 39:55
  I'm
• 39:55
  an
• 39:55
  actor
• 39:56
  in
• 39:56
  my
• 39:57
  70s.
• 39:59
  Like,
• 39:59
  maybe
• 40:00
  I'll
• 40:00
  start
• 40:00
  acting
• 40:01
  in
• 40:01
  my
• 40:01
  70s.
• 40:01
  Yeah,
• 40:02
  well,
• 40:02
  that's
• 40:02
  it.
• 40:02
  I'll
• 40:03
  lose
• 40:03
  like
• 40:03
  some
• 40:04
  self
• 40:04
  consciousness
• 40:05
  as
• 40:06
  long
• 40:06
  as
• 40:06
  you.
• 40:06
  Oh,
• 40:06
  you
• 40:06
  mean
• 40:07
  like
• 40:07
  onset
• 40:07
  dementia?
• 40:10
  Yeah.
• 40:10
  Freewheeling
• 40:11
  comedy
• 40:11
  show
• 40:13
  you've
• 40:13
  been
• 40:13
  on
• 40:13
  Carson.
• 40:15
  That
• 40:15
  must
• 40:15
  have
• 40:15
  been,
• 40:15
  obviously
• 40:17
  in
• 40:17
  the
• 40:17
  first
• 40:17
  part
• 40:18
  of
• 40:18
  your
• 40:18
  career,
• 40:18
  very
• 40:19
  thrilling.
• 40:19
  91.
• 40:20
  Okay.
• 40:21
  May
• 40:21
  10th.
• 40:22
  Wow.
• 40:22
  Back
• 40:22
  in
• 40:23
  1990,
• 40:24
  the
• 40:25
  network
• 40:25
  still
• 40:25
  ruled.
• 40:26
  You
• 40:26
  still
• 40:26
  had
• 40:26
  a
• 40:27
  huge
• 40:27
  audience.
• 40:28
  And
• 40:28
  it
• 40:28
  was
• 40:28
  Johnny
• 40:29
  Carson.
• 40:29
  Right.
• 40:30
  I
• 40:30
  mean,
• 40:30
  talk
• 40:30
  about
• 40:31
  legacy.
• 40:32
  Some
• 40:32
  guy
• 40:32
  saw
• 40:32
  me.
• 40:33
  The
• 40:33
  guy,
• 40:33
  the
• 40:33
  booker,
• 40:34
  saw
• 40:34
  me
• 40:34
  performing.
• 40:34
  Oh,
• 40:35
  yeah.
• 40:35
  That's
• 40:35
  the
• 40:35
  way
• 40:35
  it
• 40:35
  used
• 40:35
  to
• 40:35
  work.
• 40:37
  So,
• 40:37
  you
• 40:37
  know,
• 40:37
  it's
• 40:38
  interesting.
• 40:38
  Cause
• 40:38
  I
• 40:39
  had
• 40:39
  an
• 40:39
  uncle
• 40:40
  that
• 40:40
  just
• 40:41
  always
• 40:41
  thought
• 40:41
  of
• 40:42
  me
• 40:42
  as
• 40:43
  not
• 40:43
  nothing,
• 40:43
  but
• 40:44
  I
• 40:44
  was
• 40:44
  just
• 40:44
  like
• 40:44
  the
• 40:45
  kid
• 40:47
  after
• 40:47
  I
• 40:47
  did
• 40:47
  the
• 40:47
  Tonight
• 40:48
  show.
• 40:48
  He
• 40:48
  was.
• 40:49
  He
• 40:49
  couldn't
• 40:49
  have
• 40:50
  been
• 40:50
  prouder,
• 40:51
  more
• 40:51
  interested
• 40:51
  in
• 40:52
  me.
• 40:52
  Like,
• 40:52
  it
• 40:52
  really
• 40:53
  changed
• 40:53
  things
• 40:53
  just
• 40:54
  in
• 40:54
  my
• 40:54
  family.
• 40:56
  It's
• 40:57
  surreal
• 40:57
  to
• 40:57
  me
• 40:58
  that
• 40:58
  I
• 40:58
  was
• 40:58
  on
• 40:58
  this
• 40:58
  Tonight
• 40:59
  Show.
• 40:59
  I
• 40:59
  remember
• 40:59
  flying
• 41:00
  back
• 41:00
  to
• 41:01
  Boston
• 41:01
  because
• 41:01
  I
• 41:01
  still
• 41:02
  had
• 41:02
  a
• 41:02
  day
• 41:02
  job
• 41:02
  at
• 41:03
  the
• 41:03
  time
• 41:04
  and
• 41:04
  thinking
• 41:04
  I
• 41:05
  couldn't
• 41:05
  die
• 41:05
  now
• 41:06
  because
• 41:06
  I
• 41:06
  have
• 41:07
  been
• 41:07
  on
• 41:07
  the
• 41:07
  Tonight
• 41:07
  show
• 41:08
  with
• 41:08
  Johnny
• 41:08
  Carson.
• 41:08
  Now
• 41:09
  I'm
• 41:09
  glad
• 41:09
  I
• 41:09
  didn't
• 41:10
  die,
• 41:10
  because
• 41:11
  as
• 41:11
  I've
• 41:11
  gotten
• 41:11
  older,
• 41:12
  my.
• 41:13
  My
• 41:14
  desires
• 41:14
  or
• 41:15
  my
• 41:15
  aims,
• 41:16
  my
• 41:16
  goals
• 41:16
  are
• 41:17
  different.
• 41:17
  Like
• 41:17
  now.
• 41:18
  Yeah.
• 41:19
  I'm
• 41:19
  glad
• 41:19
  I
• 41:19
  survived.
• 41:20
  I
• 41:20
  mean,
• 41:20
  was
• 41:20
  it
• 41:21
  like
• 41:21
  a
• 41:21
  five
• 41:21
  minute
• 41:21
  bit?
• 41:22
  Yeah,
• 41:22
  five
• 41:22
  minutes.
• 41:23
  It's
• 41:24
  on
• 41:24
  your
• 41:24
  website.
• 41:25
  Yeah.
• 41:25
  Back
• 41:26
  in
• 41:26
  those
• 41:26
  days,
• 41:26
  that
• 41:26
  would
• 41:27
  jumpstart
• 41:27
  your
• 41:27
  career
• 41:28
  and
• 41:28
  you'd
• 41:28
  be
• 41:28
  a
• 41:28
  national
• 41:28
  act.
• 41:29
  I
• 41:29
  got
• 41:29
  a
• 41:29
  lot
• 41:30
  of
• 41:30
  work
• 41:30
  out
• 41:30
  of
• 41:31
  that.
• 41:31
  Wonderful.
• 41:32
  And
• 41:32
  then
• 41:32
  you
• 41:33
  did
• 41:33
  Letterman
• 41:33
  and
• 41:34
  Leno.
• 41:34
  Letterman,
• 41:35
  Leno
• 41:35
  and
• 41:36
  Kimmel.
• 41:37
  How
• 41:37
  has
• 41:38
  those
• 41:39
  generations
• 41:40
  progressed
• 41:40
  in
• 41:40
  terms
• 41:41
  of
• 41:41
  the
• 41:41
  experience?
• 41:41
  I
• 41:42
  mean,
• 41:42
  is
• 41:42
  it
• 41:42
  all
• 41:42
  the
• 41:42
  same
• 41:42
  to
• 41:43
  you?
• 41:43
  It's
• 41:43
  just
• 41:44
  all
• 41:44
  terrifying.
• 41:46
  Is
• 41:46
  it
• 41:46
  all
• 41:46
  still.
• 41:47
  I
• 41:48
  get
• 41:48
  nervous
• 41:48
  thinking
• 41:49
  about
• 41:49
  being
• 41:50
  on
• 41:50
  tv,
• 41:51
  but
• 41:51
  I
• 41:51
  have
• 41:51
  a
• 41:52
  really
• 41:52
  fun
• 41:52
  story.
• 41:53
  Okay.
• 41:54
  So
• 41:55
  when
• 41:55
  I
• 41:55
  first
• 41:56
  started,
• 41:56
  I
• 41:56
  was
• 41:57
  with
• 41:57
  William
• 41:57
  Morris
• 41:58
  and
• 41:59
  they
• 41:59
  booked
• 41:59
  a
• 41:59
  lot
• 41:59
  of
• 42:00
  music
• 42:00
  acts,
• 42:01
  so
• 42:01
  they
• 42:01
  would
• 42:01
  have
• 42:01
  me
• 42:02
  open
• 42:02
  for
• 42:04
  Julio
• 42:04
  Iglesias,
• 42:05
  Ann
• 42:06
  Margret,
• 42:07
  Sheena
• 42:07
  Easton,
• 42:07
  Ray
• 42:08
  Charles
• 42:08
  at
• 42:09
  Caesar's
• 42:10
  palace
• 42:10
  in
• 42:11
  Las
• 42:11
  Vegas.
• 42:11
  Wow.
• 42:12
  So
• 42:12
  I
• 42:12
  was
• 42:12
  all
• 42:13
  by
• 42:13
  myself
• 42:13
  in
• 42:14
  this
• 42:14
  huge
• 42:14
  dressing
• 42:15
  room,
• 42:15
  and
• 42:15
  I
• 42:15
  befriended
• 42:16
  the
• 42:16
  waiter
• 42:17
  over
• 42:18
  the
• 42:18
  year
• 42:19
  and
• 42:19
  two
• 42:20
  years,
• 42:21
  and
• 42:21
  he
• 42:22
  was
• 42:22
  so
• 42:22
  nice.
• 42:23
  And
• 42:23
  then
• 42:24
  15
• 42:24
  years
• 42:24
  go
• 42:25
  by,
• 42:25
  I
• 42:26
  don't
• 42:26
  work
• 42:26
  there
• 42:26
  anymore.
• 42:27
  I'm
• 42:28
  gonna
• 42:28
  be
• 42:28
  doing
• 42:28
  the
• 42:28
  Jimmy
• 42:29
  Kimmel
• 42:29
  show.
• 42:29
  And
• 42:30
  who
• 42:30
  walks
• 42:30
  into
• 42:30
  my
• 42:31
  dressing
• 42:31
  room
• 42:32
  but
• 42:32
  that
• 42:33
  waiter.
• 42:34
  No
• 42:34
  kidding.
• 42:34
  But
• 42:35
  he
• 42:35
  wasn't
• 42:35
  a
• 42:35
  waiter
• 42:36
  anymore.
• 42:36
  No,
• 42:36
  he
• 42:37
  was
• 42:37
  in
• 42:37
  the
• 42:38
  band
• 42:39
  because
• 42:39
  his
• 42:39
  son
• 42:40
  Cleto
• 42:41
  is.
• 42:41
  Cleto.
• 42:42
  His
• 42:42
  dad's
• 42:42
  still
• 42:43
  in
• 42:43
  the
• 42:43
  band.
• 42:43
  Yes.
• 42:44
  Because
• 42:44
  Cleito
• 42:44
  just
• 42:44
  passed
• 42:45
  away.
• 42:45
  Right.
• 42:45
  I
• 42:45
  know.
• 42:46
  So
• 42:46
  Cleto
• 42:47
  Sr.
• 42:47
  Was
• 42:47
  the
• 42:48
  waiter.
• 42:49
  And
• 42:51
  that
• 42:51
  is
• 42:51
  my
• 42:52
  favorite
• 42:53
  Hollywood
• 42:54
  story.
• 42:54
  But
• 42:55
  Jimmy
• 42:55
  seems
• 42:55
  to
• 42:55
  be
• 42:56
  a
• 42:56
  wonderfully
• 42:56
  loyal
• 42:57
  man.
• 42:57
  Yes.
• 42:58
  Oh,
• 42:58
  he
• 42:58
  was
• 42:59
  just
• 42:59
  so
• 43:00
  nice.
• 43:00
  And
• 43:01
  he
• 43:01
  had
• 43:01
  seen
• 43:02
  me
• 43:02
  perform
• 43:02
  at
• 43:02
  a
• 43:02
  club.
• 43:04
  Jimmy.
• 43:04
  And
• 43:05
  having
• 43:05
  me
• 43:05
  on
• 43:05
  the
• 43:05
  show.
• 43:06
  I
• 43:06
  was
• 43:06
  on
• 43:06
  Jimmy's
• 43:07
  show
• 43:07
  too,
• 43:07
  but
• 43:07
  I
• 43:07
  played
• 43:08
  the
• 43:08
  Pope
• 43:09
  for
• 43:09
  a
• 43:09
  skit.
• 43:10
  I
• 43:10
  could
• 43:10
  see
• 43:11
  that
• 43:11
  jumping
• 43:12
  up
• 43:12
  and.
• 43:12
  Down
• 43:12
  on
• 43:12
  a
• 43:13
  mattress.
• 43:13
  Don't
• 43:13
  ask.
• 43:15
  My
• 43:15
  favorite
• 43:16
  show
• 43:17
  business
• 43:17
  story.
• 43:18
  I
• 43:18
  came
• 43:18
  out
• 43:18
  here
• 43:18
  with
• 43:19
  a
• 43:19
  show
• 43:19
  called
• 43:19
  the
• 43:19
  Amorous
• 43:20
  Flea,
• 43:20
  which
• 43:21
  is
• 43:21
  a
• 43:22
  musical
• 43:22
  based
• 43:22
  on
• 43:23
  Moyer's
• 43:23
  School
• 43:23
  for
• 43:23
  Wives.
• 43:24
  Very
• 43:24
  funny.
• 43:25
  And
• 43:26
  we
• 43:27
  played
• 43:27
  at
• 43:27
  a
• 43:28
  sweet
• 43:28
  little
• 43:28
  theater,
• 43:28
  the
• 43:28
  Las
• 43:29
  Palmas
• 43:29
  Theater.
• 43:30
  Opening
• 43:30
  night,
• 43:31
  we
• 43:31
  go
• 43:31
  to
• 43:31
  this
• 43:31
  party.
• 43:33
  Ray
• 43:33
  Bradbury
• 43:34
  was
• 43:34
  in
• 43:34
  the
• 43:34
  audience
• 43:34
  for
• 43:35
  our
• 43:35
  opening
• 43:35
  night,
• 43:35
  and
• 43:35
  I
• 43:35
  got
• 43:35
  to
• 43:36
  meet
• 43:36
  him.
• 43:36
  You
• 43:36
  remind
• 43:37
  me
• 43:37
  of
• 43:37
  him
• 43:37
  a
• 43:37
  little
• 43:37
  bit.
• 43:38
  Oh,
• 43:38
  that's
• 43:38
  wonderful.
• 43:39
  Because
• 43:39
  he
• 43:39
  was
• 43:40
  a
• 43:40
  great
• 43:40
  idol
• 43:40
  of
• 43:40
  mine.
• 43:41
  And
• 43:41
  I
• 43:41
  did
• 43:41
  get.
• 43:42
  I
• 43:42
  knew
• 43:42
  him
• 43:42
  right
• 43:43
  up
• 43:43
  to
• 43:43
  the
• 43:43
  end
• 43:44
  of
• 43:44
  his
• 43:44
  life.
• 43:45
  Or
• 43:45
  is
• 43:45
  he
• 43:46
  dead?
• 43:46
  I'm
• 43:46
  not
• 43:47
  so
• 43:47
  sure.
• 43:47
  He
• 43:48
  lives
• 43:48
  on,
• 43:48
  really.
• 43:49
  Anyway,
• 43:49
  so
• 43:49
  I
• 43:50
  go
• 43:50
  to
• 43:50
  this
• 43:50
  opening
• 43:50
  night
• 43:51
  party
• 43:52
  and
• 43:52
  the
• 43:52
  first
• 43:53
  person
• 43:53
  who
• 43:53
  comes
• 43:54
  up
• 43:54
  to
• 43:54
  Me,
• 43:54
  in
• 43:55
  my
• 43:55
  first
• 43:56
  show
• 43:56
  in
• 43:56
  Hollywood,
• 43:59
  comes
• 43:59
  up
• 43:59
  and
• 43:59
  he
• 43:59
  says,
• 44:00
  hello,
• 44:00
  I'm
• 44:01
  the
• 44:01
  Incredible
• 44:01
  Shrinking
• 44:02
  Man.
• 44:03
  And
• 44:03
  I
• 44:04
  said,
• 44:04
  oh,
• 44:04
  you
• 44:04
  look
• 44:04
  so
• 44:04
  much
• 44:05
  bigger
• 44:05
  on
• 44:05
  screen.
• 44:06
  And
• 44:06
  it
• 44:06
  was.
• 44:07
  It
• 44:07
  was
• 44:07
  the
• 44:07
  actor
• 44:08
  who
• 44:09
  played
• 44:09
  the
• 44:09
  Incredible
• 44:10
  Shrinking
• 44:10
  Man.
• 44:10
  Oh,
• 44:11
  my
• 44:11
  goodness.
• 44:11
  That
• 44:11
  was
• 44:12
  the
• 44:12
  first
• 44:12
  person
• 44:12
  I
• 44:13
  met
• 44:13
  in
• 44:13
  Hollywood.
• 44:14
  That's
• 44:14
  so
• 44:14
  wild.
• 44:15
  I
• 44:15
  know.
• 44:16
  I
• 44:16
  love
• 44:16
  it.
• 44:17
  That's
• 44:17
  a
• 44:17
  great
• 44:17
  story.
• 44:18
  Well,
• 44:19
  that's
• 44:19
  why
• 44:19
  we're
• 44:19
  in
• 44:19
  the
• 44:19
  business.
• 44:20
  You
• 44:20
  say
• 44:20
  television
• 44:21
  frightens
• 44:21
  you,
• 44:21
  but
• 44:21
  then
• 44:22
  you
• 44:22
  starred
• 44:22
  in
• 44:22
  specials
• 44:23
  for
• 44:23
  eight.
• 44:23
  Hbo,
• 44:23
  Showtime,
• 44:24
  Comedy
• 44:24
  Central.
• 44:25
  So
• 44:25
  were
• 44:26
  these
• 44:26
  your
• 44:26
  own
• 44:27
  solo
• 44:27
  shows?
• 44:29
  So
• 44:30
  when
• 44:30
  I
• 44:30
  turned
• 44:31
  50,
• 44:32
  I
• 44:32
  decided
• 44:33
  to,
• 44:34
  instead
• 44:34
  of
• 44:34
  having
• 44:35
  a
• 44:35
  party,
• 44:37
  perform
• 44:37
  and
• 44:38
  record
• 44:38
  a
• 44:39
  show,
• 44:39
  a
• 44:40
  special.
• 44:41
  And
• 44:41
  so
• 44:41
  my
• 44:41
  husband
• 44:42
  produced
• 44:42
  it.
• 44:43
  And
• 44:44
  it's
• 44:44
  called
• 44:45
  Taller
• 44:45
  on
• 44:46
  tv
• 44:47
  because
• 44:48
  that's
• 44:48
  what
• 44:48
  everybody
• 44:49
  says
• 44:49
  to
• 44:49
  me
• 44:49
  when
• 44:50
  they
• 44:50
  meet
• 44:50
  me.
• 44:52
  And
• 44:52
  because
• 44:52
  I
• 44:52
  guess
• 44:53
  I
• 44:53
  look
• 44:53
  six
• 44:53
  feet
• 44:54
  tall
• 44:54
  on
• 44:55
  tv.
• 44:55
  Because
• 44:56
  you're
• 44:56
  slim.
• 44:56
  Because
• 44:57
  I'm
• 44:57
  standing
• 44:57
  on
• 44:57
  a
• 44:57
  tv.
• 45:01
  So.
• 45:02
  Well,
• 45:02
  thankful
• 45:03
  thing
• 45:03
  I'm
• 45:03
  slim.
• 45:04
  But.
• 45:05
  So
• 45:05
  anyway,
• 45:05
  my
• 45:05
  husband
• 45:06
  produced
• 45:06
  Tall
• 45:07
  rntv
• 45:08
  and
• 45:08
  then
• 45:08
  he
• 45:09
  sold
• 45:09
  it
• 45:09
  to
• 45:09
  Showtime.
• 45:10
  But
• 45:10
  I
• 45:11
  think
• 45:11
  with
• 45:11
  HBO
• 45:12
  and
• 45:12
  then
• 45:12
  other
• 45:13
  Showtime
• 45:13
  specials,
• 45:14
  I
• 45:14
  was
• 45:15
  just
• 45:15
  a
• 45:15
  participant.
• 45:17
  But
• 45:17
  it
• 45:17
  still
• 45:17
  makes
• 45:17
  me
• 45:18
  nervous.
• 45:18
  Really?
• 45:19
  Yeah.
• 45:20
  So
• 45:20
  these
• 45:21
  days.
• 45:21
  Yeah.
• 45:22
  What
• 45:22
  are
• 45:22
  you
• 45:22
  doing?
• 45:23
  So
• 45:23
  I
• 45:23
  perform
• 45:24
  around
• 45:24
  town.
• 45:24
  I
• 45:25
  work
• 45:25
  with
• 45:25
  Fritz.
• 45:26
  Fritz
• 45:27
  Coleman.
• 45:28
  It's
• 45:29
  my
• 45:29
  favorite
• 45:29
  show.
• 45:29
  I
• 45:30
  love
• 45:30
  his
• 45:30
  audiences
• 45:31
  Unassisted.
• 45:31
  Living
• 45:32
  at
• 45:32
  the
• 45:32
  El
• 45:32
  Portal
• 45:33
  every.
• 45:34
  The
• 45:34
  last
• 45:35
  Sunday
• 45:35
  of
• 45:35
  every
• 45:36
  month
• 45:36
  at
• 45:36
  3:00pm,
• 45:37
  which
• 45:37
  is
• 45:38
  like,
• 45:38
  perfect.
• 45:39
  Yeah,
• 45:39
  right.
• 45:40
  I
• 45:40
  get
• 45:40
  to
• 45:40
  open
• 45:41
  for
• 45:41
  him.
• 45:41
  And
• 45:41
  he
• 45:41
  also
• 45:41
  has
• 45:42
  Lawrence
• 45:42
  Juber,
• 45:43
  who
• 45:43
  was
• 45:43
  Paul
• 45:43
  McCartney
• 45:44
  and
• 45:45
  Wings
• 45:46
  guitar
• 45:46
  player.
• 45:47
  He
• 45:47
  plays
• 45:48
  a
• 45:48
  couple
• 45:48
  of
• 45:48
  songs.
• 45:49
  Brilliant.
• 45:49
  Beautiful.
• 45:50
  And
• 45:51
  this
• 45:51
  last
• 45:51
  weekend,
• 45:52
  I
• 45:52
  worked
• 45:52
  at
• 45:52
  the
• 45:52
  Comedy
• 45:53
  and
• 45:53
  Magic
• 45:53
  Club,
• 45:54
  a
• 45:54
  couple
• 45:54
  of
• 45:54
  shows.
• 45:55
  That's
• 45:55
  a
• 45:55
  great
• 45:55
  place
• 45:55
  to.
• 45:56
  Then
• 45:56
  I
• 45:56
  did
• 45:56
  an
• 45:56
  Elks
• 45:57
  Club
• 45:57
  in
• 45:57
  Thousand
• 45:57
  Oaks,
• 45:58
  and
• 45:58
  then
• 45:58
  I
• 45:59
  did
• 45:59
  a
• 45:59
  temple
• 45:59
  in
• 46:00
  Valley
• 46:00
  Village.
• 46:01
  So
• 46:01
  it's
• 46:01
  like
• 46:02
  I
• 46:02
  ran
• 46:02
  the
• 46:02
  gamut
• 46:04
  and
• 46:04
  made
• 46:04
  a
• 46:04
  couple
• 46:05
  hundred
• 46:05
  dollars.
• 46:06
  And
• 46:06
  we're
• 46:07
  all
• 46:07
  happy
• 46:07
  about
• 46:07
  it.
• 46:08
  So
• 46:09
  you
• 46:09
  were
• 46:09
  such
• 46:09
  a
• 46:09
  standout
• 46:10
  at
• 46:10
  Fritz's
• 46:11
  show.
• 46:11
  I
• 46:11
  just.
• 46:11
  Thank
• 46:12
  you.
• 46:12
  We
• 46:12
  love
• 46:12
  it.
• 46:13
  Standout.
• 46:13
  Stand
• 46:13
  up.
• 46:14
  Yeah.
• 46:14
  Standout.
• 46:14
  Stand
• 46:15
  Up.
• 46:15
  That's
• 46:15
  a
• 46:15
  great
• 46:15
  show
• 46:16
  to
• 46:16
  go
• 46:16
  see.
• 46:16
  Fritz's
• 46:17
  show
• 46:17
  is
• 46:17
  terrific.
• 46:18
  The
• 46:18
  best.
• 46:19
  Yeah.
• 46:19
  And
• 46:19
  it's
• 46:19
  a
• 46:19
  nice
• 46:20
  afternoon,
• 46:21
  and
• 46:21
  you
• 46:21
  all
• 46:21
  come
• 46:22
  out
• 46:22
  and
• 46:22
  hang
• 46:22
  out
• 46:22
  after
• 46:23
  the
• 46:23
  show.
• 46:23
  And
• 46:24
  that's
• 46:24
  how
• 46:24
  we
• 46:24
  met.
• 46:24
  That's
• 46:25
  right.
• 46:25
  It
• 46:25
  only
• 46:25
  took
• 46:25
  you,
• 46:26
  what,
• 46:26
  a
• 46:26
  half
• 46:26
  a
• 46:26
  year
• 46:26
  to
• 46:26
  come
• 46:27
  on
• 46:27
  the
• 46:27
  show
• 46:27
  after
• 46:27
  we
• 46:27
  invited.
• 46:28
  That
• 46:28
  was
• 46:28
  pretty
• 46:28
  good.
• 46:29
  I
• 46:29
  got
• 46:29
  back
• 46:29
  to
• 46:30
  you,
• 46:30
  though.
• 46:31
  Yes,
• 46:31
  you
• 46:31
  did.
• 46:31
  When
• 46:32
  I
• 46:32
  found
• 46:32
  your
• 46:32
  card,
• 46:33
  when
• 46:33
  I
• 46:33
  was
• 46:33
  cleaning
• 46:33
  everything
• 46:34
  out.
• 46:34
  It
• 46:34
  was
• 46:34
  nice
• 46:34
  to
• 46:35
  hear
• 46:35
  from
• 46:36
  you.
• 46:36
  Absolutely.
• 46:36
  Unassisted
• 46:37
  residential
• 46:37
  residency
• 46:38
  at
• 46:38
  El
• 46:39
  Portal.
• 46:39
  Go
• 46:39
  to
• 46:39
  the
• 46:40
  El
• 46:40
  Portal.
• 46:40
  Just
• 46:40
  go
• 46:40
  to
• 46:41
  el
• 46:41
  portal.com
• 46:42
  in
• 46:42
  North
• 46:43
  Hollywood.
• 46:43
  Good.
• 46:44
  Actually,
• 46:44
  where
• 46:44
  I
• 46:45
  shot
• 46:45
  Taller
• 46:45
  on
• 46:46
  tv.
• 46:46
  That's
• 46:46
  where
• 46:46
  I
• 46:47
  shot.
• 46:47
  Oh.
• 46:47
  The
• 46:47
  next
• 46:48
  show
• 46:48
  is
• 46:48
  going
• 46:48
  to
• 46:48
  be
• 46:48
  March
• 46:48
  1st.
• 46:50
  No.
• 46:50
  Is
• 46:50
  it
• 46:51
  January
• 46:51
  25th?
• 46:52
  March
• 46:52
  1st
• 46:52
  and
• 46:52
  April
• 46:53
  26th.
• 46:55
  Talk
• 46:56
  to
• 46:56
  your
• 46:56
  booker.
• 46:56
  Yeah.
• 46:57
  Let
• 46:57
  me
• 46:57
  write
• 46:57
  that
• 46:57
  down
• 46:57
  because
• 46:58
  it's
• 46:58
  usually
• 46:58
  the
• 46:58
  last
• 46:59
  Sunday,
• 46:59
  but
• 46:59
  maybe
• 46:59
  because
• 47:00
  there
• 47:00
  are
• 47:00
  February.
• 47:02
  I
• 47:02
  want
• 47:02
  to
• 47:03
  throw
• 47:03
  a
• 47:03
  name
• 47:03
  out
• 47:03
  to
• 47:03
  you
• 47:03
  and
• 47:04
  tell
• 47:04
  me
• 47:04
  what
• 47:04
  your
• 47:04
  response
• 47:04
  is.
• 47:04
  I
• 47:05
  think
• 47:05
  it's
• 47:05
  only
• 47:05
  27
• 47:05
  days
• 47:06
  this
• 47:06
  year.
• 47:07
  28.
• 47:08
  Huh?
• 47:08
  Oh.
• 47:09
  So
• 47:09
  leap
• 47:09
  year
• 47:09
  goes
• 47:10
  the
• 47:10
  extra
• 47:10
  day.
• 47:11
  My
• 47:11
  calendar's
• 47:12
  all
• 47:12
  messed
• 47:12
  up.
• 47:13
  Never
• 47:13
  mind.
• 47:14
  All
• 47:14
  right.
• 47:14
  Thank
• 47:14
  you
• 47:15
  so
• 47:15
  much
• 47:15
  for
• 47:15
  having
• 47:16
  me
• 47:16
  on
• 47:16
  this
• 47:16
  show.
• 47:17
  Pleasure
• 47:17
  to
• 47:17
  have
• 47:18
  you.
• 47:18
  Go
• 47:18
  to
• 47:18
  wendylebman.com
• 47:19
  to
• 47:20
  learn
• 47:20
  more.
• 47:20
  It's
• 47:20
  such
• 47:21
  a
• 47:21
  delight
• 47:21
  to
• 47:21
  meet
• 47:21
  you
• 47:21
  and
• 47:22
  hang
• 47:22
  out
• 47:22
  and
• 47:22
  thank
• 47:23
  you
• 47:23
  for
• 47:23
  joining
• 47:24
  us.
• 47:24
  We'll
• 47:24
  be
• 47:25
  back
• 47:25
  next
• 47:25
  week
• 47:25
  with
• 47:26
  Ben
• 47:26
  Vaughn
• 47:26
  and
• 47:27
  the
• 47:27
  week
• 47:27
  after
• 47:27
  that.
• 47:28
  We
• 47:28
  have
• 47:28
  a
• 47:28
  really
• 47:28
  interesting
• 47:29
  show
• 47:29
  about
• 47:30
  authoritarianism
• 47:31
  because
• 47:31
  it
• 47:32
  can't
• 47:32
  be
• 47:32
  all
• 47:32
  laughs.
• 47:32
  If
• 47:33
  you're
• 47:33
  still
• 47:33
  here,
• 47:34
  you're
• 47:34
  still
• 47:34
  here.
• 47:35
  All
• 47:36
  right.
• 47:36
  Thank
• 47:36
  you.
• 47:36
  Great
• 47:37
  to
• 47:37
  see
• 47:37
  you.
• 47:38
  Take
• 47:38
  care,
• 47:38
  everyone.
• 47:38
  Bye.
• 47:39
  Bye.