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HARD NO, Part 2. · BTG For President

• 0:00
  Speaker A: Go out to LA.
• 0:01
  Speaker B: To LA.
• 0:04
  Speaker A: Somebody needs to do a song for LA.
• 0:13
  Speaker B: Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through south central Los Angeles.
• 0:18
  Speaker A: Look, count my nose, Smoker. I'm from California. Where you from? So what? I'm from California. California, California, California. This is Los Angeles. Where we going?
• 0:52
  Speaker B: What it do?
• 0:53
  Speaker A: This is a stick up.
• 0:56
  Speaker B: Oboe.
• 1:03
  Speaker A: Man alone for the night. Just leave that man alone. Let him, you know, take his honey bubble back. You know, let him worry about all the bots that was purchased. Don't let him, you know, do what he does when he does it. Okay?
• 1:25
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 1:27
  Speaker A: Now we are back for part two of hard nose. Hard. No, hard nose. That means absolutely not. Not on my watch. Not today. Hell, no. Fuck, no. Okay. No. Absolutely not. We not know there's no negotiating. And. And I got a couple. I got a couple. But this is the brick Brit version, though.
• 2:04
  Speaker B: What?
• 2:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. You got. Cause you said you got something, right?
• 2:08
  Speaker B: Yeah, I got some.
• 2:09
  Speaker A: Okay. Like, you take a look like you act like you scared to get in the game. We like. We both like Kobe.
• 2:14
  Speaker B: I ain't never scarred.
• 2:16
  Speaker A: Okay, then. All right, so let's get to it. These are hard nos. Now, look, I don't really remember what the details was about. Like, is it like dating or is it in a relationship? Marriage?
• 2:35
  Speaker B: Like either relationship or marriage. Dating. Relationship. Marriage, whatever.
• 2:41
  Speaker A: Okay. Cuz dating. We, you know, we. I don't know if we talk about red flags as much as we talked about a hard nose. You know what I mean?
• 2:52
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 2:53
  Speaker A: So, um, obviously, if this is part two, we are beyond red flags. Either we have ignored them by this point, or, uh, we've. The person has fixed them to green, I guess. Well, maybe some of them. Not all of them. I mean, it's. Right. It's probably a smaller portion that did, you know, work on themselves and said, maybe I'm the issue.
• 3:21
  Speaker B: And then they went to therapy, healed themselves, and was happily ever after. Hydrated.
• 3:33
  Speaker A: They make you. They lock you up and make you watch Popeye. You gonna learn something, boy. But hard knows part two. Britt, let's kick this off.
• 3:45
  Speaker B: All right, so the situation is.
• 3:49
  Speaker A: Damn.
• 3:50
  Speaker B: Actually, which one do I want to go for? How many you got?
• 3:53
  Speaker A: I don't know.
• 3:54
  Speaker B: Okay, that's fine. Um, since this is one of the hottest things out there right now, your fiance. And this is. This is true story from what I heard, your fiance pays $1,111 for a meet and greet with Chris Brown.
• 4:17
  Speaker A: Oh, man.
• 4:19
  Speaker B: Where she get to pose however she want to pose. He could be grabbing them cheeks.
• 4:23
  Speaker A: Oh. Starting out the gate. You are a foul person. Okay.
• 4:31
  Speaker B: It's your fiance. Right. And. And she went. And she went in the. The outfit that.
• 4:39
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 4:40
  Speaker B: Come on. Kiki Palmer's dude wasn't feeling okay. So she's. She's out there. Titties out, ass out, everything, right. Looking good. Looking good.
• 4:49
  Speaker A: Baby oil.
• 4:51
  Speaker B: And you ask, right, right. Smelling like, everything delicious.
• 4:58
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 4:58
  Speaker B: And. And she's, you know, excited as hell and talking about the pose, like, the perfect pose. She's gonna, you know, do. She bent over in front of crazy.
• 5:09
  Speaker A: Wait, but do you know or you don't know ahead of time?
• 5:12
  Speaker B: What?
• 5:13
  Speaker A: Like. Like, do I know ahead of time that she's gonna do it or I'm gonna be surprised by it?
• 5:22
  Speaker B: Well, no, she. You noticed the $1,111 out the bank account, right? And, you know, she going to the concert and she's excited about this. Getting a picture taken with Chris Brown. She's excited. And you ask her about the pose, like, are you paying that much money? What kind of pose you doing?
• 5:41
  Speaker A: What kind of pose that gonna be?
• 5:43
  Speaker B: Yep. And so she gonna be bent over in front of Chris Brown. Is that a hard no or you gonna let that slide?
• 5:54
  Speaker A: Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing. Here's. Here's why I might let that slide. Here's why. First of all, there was a red flag in there when you said no. First of all, when you said the word notice, that's when my antennas went off because you said no, you noticed that $1,100 is missing from the account, which means it was some sneaking activity going on. That's a large. That's a large lump sum.
• 6:21
  Speaker B: Or maybe she was going to tell you, but you just happened to check the bank account before she could tell you when she got home.
• 6:29
  Speaker A: Okay, that still doesn't. Bridge, stop playing with me. Because I was saying you threw me.
• 6:35
  Speaker B: Curveballs in part one. I'm throwing them right back.
• 6:38
  Speaker A: I know, I know. But Chris Brown, all of a sudden, I'm a go? Isn't. That's not the thing. You know when Chris. First of all, if you taking out 1100, that means you knew that. You knew when that nigga was coming to your state and city.
• 6:51
  Speaker B: Yup.
• 6:52
  Speaker A: You knew that. Yes. You just don't say, oh, my God, he's coming in a week. Let me get $1,100. No, nigga, you knew back in 2019 he was coming to Charlotte. You knew that. So we behind on rent.
• 7:09
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 7:11
  Speaker A: That's some sneaky activity. That's what I would be bothered by. But if this is, like, a mutual thing, because, look, I'm gonna want that in return. You already know where I'm going with this, Brit. If Janet pulls me up, Miss Jackson, if you nasty and ties me up, let that happen. Let that happen. Okay? You just gotta, you. Marcy has to understand that one. Out the gate.
• 7:38
  Speaker B: Okay?
• 7:38
  Speaker A: Out the gate. Okay? So I'm not mad. And I know Marcy, like, starting lineup. You know what I'm saying? She got. She got Travis Kelsey up in there. You know what I'm saying? I want to. I want to say. I want to say MB. Well, we already know when it comes to Idris, you know what I'm saying? I think Idris is up there, and that's cool. But again, I think if we had to talk about it, you know what I'm saying? Instead of me finding out, then that changes my mood. But red flags go up. If I check the account and I'm $1,100 poor than what I was yesterday, you know what I'm saying? I went from a nice seafood dinner to, I guess we're making spaghetti's tonight, because you want to get your ass gripped by Grace Brown. And look, and that's the thing. They have that opportunity. You not, what, what woman r and b artist is out here saying 1100? And I'm by, and I'm grabby crouch.
• 8:53
  Speaker B: Right?
• 8:53
  Speaker A: Like, who is doing that? Like, Adina Howard is not coming out of retirement.
• 8:58
  Speaker B: She'd be the one, though.
• 8:59
  Speaker A: She would be the one. Yeah. So, and it's a couple other ones out there, but she definitely one of the four fathers. Um. God bless her. God bless her. Yeah. But only if is reciprocal, you know, if I can get that in return. Cool. You know what I'm saying? But I'm not. I'm not. I'm not really tripping off of that. And some of those. Some of those poses is low key funny.
• 9:28
  Speaker B: Mm hmm. Yeah.
• 9:30
  Speaker A: And it's a celebrity. It's a celebrity. But here. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's a double standard because nine times out of chance, that guy posting with that, the lady artist, that's. You're not going to be able to. You probably got about five to 7 seconds tops up there and get down before, you know, Zeus and dark. Yeah, and dark blade, come over there and break your collarbone. Yeah. Now you flip it around. You know what I mean? Security is still there because it's CB. You got to protect and invest it. You know what? I'm saying? But at the same time, you doing all kind of crazy shit. You sit on his face. You know what I'm saying? He put his hands in your pockets, all kinds of stuff, because it's a different type of. And. And he. Y'all will have a. The women will have a better chance of getting to the bedroom then we would.
• 10:32
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:33
  Speaker A: So that. That kind of. I can see a lot of guys like, nah, especially if your chick is bad, is you. You're sweating at home. You know what I mean? You watching the con and, you know, they not going. They're not going to. I mean, we're getting the pictures. True, indeed. But at the. At the end of the concert, you're not gonna be able to see it. Only thing you gonna have to do is imagine. And your imagination is not your friend tonight, boss.
• 11:05
  Speaker B: Did you see that, though? You see, some girl apparently called off her engagement for that shit.
• 11:13
  Speaker A: Did she call it. All I know is one where the guy called it off or maybe the.
• 11:18
  Speaker B: Guy called it off, but she didn't give a shit. Yeah, she was unbothered.
• 11:23
  Speaker A: She should be, though. Like, I mean, again, but I. I understand that some people are. Not. Everybody ain't the same. So I'm not. I'm not against. If somebody is against it, but if you're willing to just, say, call it quits because, like, throw everything away because of a celebrity moment, then that was. That wasn't built on sturdiness to begin with.
• 11:46
  Speaker B: True. I just think it's. I think it's more wild paying $1100.
• 11:55
  Speaker A: Here's. Here's the thing, though, Brett, in their defense. In their defense, this is. This is like the seventies or the eighties where they. People used to risk a lot of shit just to go see their favorite artists.
• 12:10
  Speaker B: True.
• 12:10
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like they. We hear those stories of, yeah. Hitchhiked to this concert or this festival or, you know. You know, this is the shit that we ain't got it. And in a way, we had. We was doing that, too. Cause niggas that didn't have no cars, we had to depend on that one person with that vehicle, you know what I'm saying? To get us to the function. So I just. It just seemed like everything's more expensive these days, so to cough up 1100 to get my breast lifted, I think I might be more mad about the money than the actual action.
• 12:47
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 12:48
  Speaker A: Okay, now hear me out. My turn.
• 12:54
  Speaker B: Shit, you stressed me out, man. I'm not ready for this.
• 13:01
  Speaker A: No, but this one. This one, I actually just thought about. But this is like, what if you're in a situation where you're engaged or married in a relationship, you can pick whatever stage right? But you have a sibling, siblings, cousins, or whatever the case that you're real close to, but they not in the same situation that you're in. So a lot of stuff that you do, they wouldn't be able to understand it, you know what I mean? But they depend on you. Like, emotionally, they depend on you or whatever. How do you, like, handle that situation? Because it's a hard no. The hard no in this situation is I'm not dealing with outside talk. I'm not dealing with outside energy that could affect my situation. You know what I'm saying? And usually that is the people that's closer to your spouse, which is either their siblings, cousins, or friends. You know what I mean? And it's like, what me and Marcia has learned throughout the years is that we keep everybody out of our business, as you should. Because just because you could trust somebody with your information doesn't mean that they're going to give you the right answer or advice, because it could be coming from their personal experiences, and all experiences are different. So my hard no will be, you know, dealing with, like, family drama. I cut that out. I cut that out. If I feel like your siblings is affecting our marriage in a certain way, I shut it down. Everybody got to go. I'm taking my ball home.
• 15:03
  Speaker B: Yeah, I feel that. So you're asking me what my hard no is.
• 15:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:12
  Speaker B: I'm kind of in that same boat, like your family, my family. Nobody should be in our business. Nobody should. Nobody should be in a place where they feel entitled to. Like, if you just letting kind of like, uh. What was that. What's that movie? Uh, think like a man.
• 15:34
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker B: You know, Jennifer Lewis character, the mama's boy one. Like, she just be running all over, like, no, no, we're not doing that. You're not letting anybody in the family run over me or try to run me or us. And. No.
• 15:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's a hard no. Like, but the heart. But the hard no can go the other way, too. Like, if I feel like you a captain save a hole all the time, then, oh, my God, then I'm like, no. Then, no. But then it's like, no. Cause you putting. You putting them before us.
• 16:08
  Speaker B: Yeah, you put me on the back burner. On us on the back burner.
• 16:11
  Speaker A: No, no, we gotta. And I got a role.
• 16:14
  Speaker B: Yeah. Cause then on top of that, they know that you'll do that. And they're gonna expect it every time I. Yeah, every time.
• 16:22
  Speaker A: Yeah, you.
• 16:23
  Speaker B: And you want to do some shit or got some shit going on, they go.
• 16:29
  Speaker A: You go and you go say, yeah, 10,000 times. That one time you say, no, they don't say something foul. They don't get mad at you. I don't get in the fight or whatever. You're gonna be doing good in life, and then months later, they're gonna sneak back in.
• 16:42
  Speaker B: Yeah. No.
• 16:46
  Speaker A: Heavy hitter out the gates.
• 16:50
  Speaker B: Yeah, heavy hitter. Cause you made me actually pick a hard no in that situation. He wasn't giving me no real situation.
• 16:58
  Speaker A: Watch the ghetto one I come up with next. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 17:02
  Speaker A: I really like that.
• 17:03
  Speaker B: Now. I know you are. All right, okay. You're in a relationship, right? And the person you're in a relationship with, you pick the stage. Dating, married, whatever. Their ex sends them $4,000 on their birthday, right?
• 17:25
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker B: With the. With the extras, like, you deserve this, and blah, blah. I miss you. I just want to give you something that you deserve on your birthday.
• 17:34
  Speaker A: Boom.
• 17:34
  Speaker B: $4,000. Okay. Are you going to ask them to send it back? Like, is that a hard. No? They got to send that shit back. We could do like, oh, here's $4,000. Boom is done. Like, oh, and then she spend it on you? No, it came with a love letter. Four page letter. And closed it with a kiss. Like, aaliyah.
• 18:04
  Speaker A: Look, it depends on who I'm rocking with. It depends on who. It depends. It literally depends on the woman I'm in a relationship with at the end, where we're at at that time. Because if I feel like you my nigga, and you not on that, we could. Hey, we could play this game. Give me three of that, though. Give me. Look, you keep the one. Give me the three. Yeah, yeah. Just as long as she doesn't go outside the community guidelines. If she. If she feels like. And it's not. Even if she doesn't trust herself, it's more. So if she feels like she can't play the game without keeping a substantial distance, then I would be like, all right, no, get the money back and block that. Tell him he can call my phone and we could talk about this. Cause that's not appropriate. Cause if you flip it around. If you flip it around, it doesn't matter, male or female. You get that. You see that deposit for whoever your spouse is, nigga is gonna red flags.
• 19:13
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 19:15
  Speaker A: So now, if you don't. If I can't trust you enough to play the game, then don't play no games. Send them. But send that money back right.
• 19:26
  Speaker B: Promptly.
• 19:29
  Speaker A: I see. I see that you had. You put a switch on that one a little bit. Yeah. That's illegal. All right. Boom. We had a barbecue. Yeah, I'm back at you. We at a barbecue, Brit.
• 19:43
  Speaker B: Mm hmm. Backyard.
• 19:45
  Speaker A: You are in. You. You in good with the family. Like. Like, you haven't been around the family that much, and this is the first outside event that you attended. You did this. His side of the family, and they. And they. And they funk with you. You know what I'm saying? Little kid, little badass kid. One of them named Nathaniel. You know what I'm saying? Man. Man, pulling up barbecues, man. Phenomenal is black love. Kendrick playing. You know what I'm saying? His ex pull up, right? Because she was cool with the family too. But look, here's the thing, though. Y'all never really talked about the exes and stuff like that, so you don't know that's the ex or whatever, right? Now, look, he was. They broke up. True, indeed. When y'all got together, it wasn't no funny stuff like y'all. Y'all met, y'all got into a relationship, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But y'all never had that talk about the exes. Y'all just didn't. Everything was going so good. What's the point of bringing it up, right? So, yeah, y'all didn't talk about the exes, so you don't know it was her. You don't know it was her. He, you know, he over there doing his thing, talking to the cousins, laughing and shit like that. Took it edible, goofy ass, smiling shit. And she come over there and bring him a plate. A plate.
• 21:13
  Speaker B: That's funny, because I got a plate one on my thing, too.
• 21:15
  Speaker A: Yeah, you go ahead. You go ahead and remix it. You go ahead, Revix. She bring it. He's standing up. He's standing next to his cousin from Michigan, you know what I'm saying? And they've been talking, giggling and shit like that. And she got on buy her ass sundress. She knew what she was doing, and she made that plate. Mac and cheese, oxtails, ribs, greens, candy yams. I'm about to take this over to Gerald, get that nigga to play. You see it or whatever in your head, but you're not really tripping because it's like you think it might be a cousin or something like that or whatever. But then, you know what I'm saying? You kinda. Y'all leave everything good. That shit still on your. Y'all know, you know, you know something that you thinking about something. That shit don't go away. You know what I'm saying? You cut the radio down. Don't you touch my radio. Don't touch my radio. We vibing out. I'm thinking I'm about to get some draws when I get home. You know what I'm saying? I put on the. The RN Baylorism playlist. You can get that on iTunes. And we vibing. And I'm thinking, I'm warming up the oven, and then you cut down the radio and you say, so what hit you with that soul? It's the long soul for me.
• 22:42
  Speaker B: So who the fuck you have to toe with last night?
• 22:45
  Speaker A: So that girl. So that girl that brought you that plate, who is she? Like, is she a cousin or something like that? And then he said, nah, that's. That's my ex. That's my ex, Aretha. You know, it's always some crazy name. Charita. Charita. And, uh, boom. He explained a whole origin story and stuff like that, how you feel? Which was, huh? What's happening?
• 23:12
  Speaker B: No, we got a fucking problem. No, no, we got a fucking problem. Because here's the thing, right? I'm going to just start off the bat where I don't like this shit already, because I don't like the lingering ex. I don't care that y'all got a history, blah, blah, blah.
• 23:28
  Speaker A: Lingering x.
• 23:30
  Speaker B: The lingering x. I don't like that shit. I am the like, I will cut myself off. Everybody who's attached to you. Boom. Blocked. Nothing. Like. Because I don't like that ex that just gotta be around. And because usually, usually they're extra as hell. There's no appropriate nothing. You come over. You and the. You got your titties all out, or you, hey, sis. Hi, mom. And doing all that shit. Nope, nope. Not happening. But so did she not know you had a woman that could bring you a plate?
• 24:10
  Speaker A: Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Co, Cole, Arthur, wherever you wanna go. Where you wanna go with this, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can go as far as. Do y'all still follow each other on social media? Let's start there.
• 24:22
  Speaker B: Damn, Baylor, you raising my blood pressure, man.
• 24:25
  Speaker A: Let's start there. You know what I'm saying? And you posted maybe, like, it doesn't matter how many posts you have, she don't care. Clearly. You know what I mean? So she could do the thing where she act like she don't know y'all together and still send a plate. You know what I'm saying? But he only got, he only got two pictures. One of them, you know, the first picture that he posted of you and him, it was a date and it was one of those. He took a picture of his hand in your hand and two wine glasses type bullshit to tease, you know, the second one. The second one that was more so that full body, but they still didn't see the face. Whatever. Probably was getting drawn like a cartoon character on the beach somewhere. You know what I'm saying? So she probably know, you know, she used to be with the dude, so she know how a good guy, a catchy is and stuff like that. He's not gonna stay. He's not gonna be outside that long. That's not gonna stop her from, uh.
• 25:32
  Speaker B: Uh, this relationship that this ex and. I'm sorry, did you say it was a long time? It was way, way back in the day. What did you say?
• 25:41
  Speaker A: Let's say this is about like two and a half years ago.
• 25:45
  Speaker B: Okay? No, that's. Fuck.
• 25:47
  Speaker A: No, no, that's reason it's.
• 25:50
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's done for.
• 25:52
  Speaker A: That's reason she put a corn. She put cornbread on there.
• 25:56
  Speaker B: See, the only way I would, um. The only way I would actually. Brown sugar situation, even. That's like, not really sugar bay. Hey, that's really not the best example because they end up getting together. But what I'm saying is, like, they grew up together and so she knows family and, you know, they know whatever. And then, yeah, okay, later on they dated. But, like, if it's just the last, like two and a half years, like, that's adulthood. Like, no, no, gotta be careful.
• 26:36
  Speaker A: You gotta be careful. They be lingering around. They be lingering around. And they'll do it. Wash his draws.
• 26:43
  Speaker B: They don't give a damn.
• 26:46
  Speaker A: They'll come over there and shampoo the.
• 26:48
  Speaker B: Carpet and making a plate with the oxtails. Now you do it.
• 26:53
  Speaker A: Two pieces of cornbread.
• 26:55
  Speaker B: Here's my problem too. You okay with accepting that plate from another woman?
• 27:00
  Speaker A: Like, okay, but here. But here's the thing. Here's. And. And I get it. Y'all can't keep running in that, though, Brett. Let me tell you why.
• 27:08
  Speaker B: Why?
• 27:09
  Speaker A: Because y'all want him to turn into the incredible hulk and say, no, don't bring me this plate.
• 27:13
  Speaker B: You don't have to. That's the. See, that's where y'all be thinking that women are all like, batshit crazy. No, you don't have to be the incredible Hulk. But you can say something. You ignoring it.
• 27:26
  Speaker A: Okay, you say, what do we say something? Tell me. I bring you. I bring you a plate, and you.
• 27:33
  Speaker B: Say, no, thank you. I can get my own plate, period. Fucking period. That's it.
• 27:41
  Speaker A: Okay. Is this often the emotions of the girlfriend that knows you were the ex girlfriend? Cause I don't feel like this is the same energy if you don't know who she is.
• 27:54
  Speaker B: So I'm the ex girlfriend bringing a plate, and I don't know that that is your girlfriend? Is that what you said?
• 28:00
  Speaker A: No, no, no. I'm saying you being a girl, don't know that she is the ex girlfriend bringing.
• 28:06
  Speaker B: I know. I'm not saying anything about she doing it. I'm talking about him being able to just say, no, thank you. I can get my own plate.
• 28:15
  Speaker A: But if you don't know who she is, then how could you assume that it's coming from a malicious place? Like, you don't know if that's his cousin?
• 28:23
  Speaker B: No, that. No, you're. No, you taken the exit too early. Listen, it has nothing to do with the current girlfriend. This is the exchange between the ex girlfriend and the dude.
• 28:38
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 28:39
  Speaker B: The dude needs to just tell. Because here's the thing. Okay? So now you fast forward. You in the car, she turned down your music, you thinking, you gonna get some draws. And she's like, who is that? But. But had you just took the initiative and been like, now I can get my own plate, thank you. She didn't see you get a plate then, because you turned down the plate, and then you won't have to deal with that. But instead, you took the plate. You ate up that plate. That shit was so good.
• 29:14
  Speaker A: Well, the food was good. Don't make it seem like. Don't make it seem like she brought the plate, that it was good. Nigga, the food gonna be good regardless.
• 29:23
  Speaker B: Yes, but the thing is, is when you're in that situation where the ex brought the plate and they enjoyed that muffin, what if I was all that shit together?
• 29:31
  Speaker A: What if I was petty and said, well, if your ass would have got it faster. Oh, I would. Oh, my God. That's an ass whooping. If you say. If you say, pull over and let.
• 29:41
  Speaker B: Me out this car.
• 29:42
  Speaker A: If you say, well, if your ass would have did it to begin. Oh, you gonna be sleeping on.
• 29:47
  Speaker B: You can pull over. Let me out this car.
• 29:49
  Speaker A: I'm a fucking walk, man. That is crazy. He said something.
• 29:54
  Speaker B: You can jack yourself tonight. Shit.
• 29:57
  Speaker A: That's wild. Was that mine or yours?
• 30:00
  Speaker B: That's yours.
• 30:02
  Speaker A: Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.
• 30:07
  Speaker B: Pat yourself on the back.
• 30:08
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I'm trying. What you got?
• 30:14
  Speaker B: Well, the remix.
• 30:15
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 30:16
  Speaker B: And I almost don't feel like doing this one. But you. You got a little gathering. A couple's gathering at your house, right? Everybody. You know, the four of the couples, laughing, joking, playing games. Ha, ha. Whatever. Your woman's in the kitchen, right? And she's just enjoying herself, music, playing, y'all. Whatever. And she makes a plate and gives it to the other man first.
• 30:47
  Speaker A: Wait, what?
• 30:50
  Speaker B: She makes plates? Right? She's making plays. But the person who gets served first isn't you. It's the other dude.
• 30:57
  Speaker A: Who's the other dude?
• 30:59
  Speaker B: The other. The. Look, it's two couples.
• 31:01
  Speaker A: Oh, okay. So. So her. Her dude. Her friend, right?
• 31:09
  Speaker B: Her friend's dude gets the plate first.
• 31:11
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker B: That all right with you?
• 31:15
  Speaker A: No, nigga, I turned into Mike Tyson. What fuck is going on? This is a conspiracy. I'm socking everybody, man. I am sucking everybody up. What that is, that is pure. You come, you will. You let these people. You let these people in my house and you serve them. Now, look, look. If you serve. All right, is it different if he served her and then hime.
• 31:47
  Speaker B: Oh, wait, say that again.
• 31:50
  Speaker A: Is it. Is it a difference if he. If your wife. Your wife, your husband or boyfriend serve him and her first? Like, both of them?
• 32:07
  Speaker B: Well, that's the thing. She's. She's putting the food together on plates, but she didn't get a plate first. And you didn't get a plate first. Old boy got a plate first.
• 32:16
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm not rolling with that one. If you serve, you're not serving. You're not serving. It's gonna. This is gonna sound crazy if someone was to clip this. It's gonna make it sound like I run my household. Like you're not about to serve another man before you serve me. That is a wild. If I put a plate together and I hook it up and I push that past you to that man's wife. Oh, man, I'd be surprised if he don't take off on me.
• 32:56
  Speaker B: Okay, so it was a hard.
• 32:59
  Speaker A: No, that's a. That's a roundhouse kick.
• 33:03
  Speaker B: No, it's a hard. No more gas buster.
• 33:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's your mork ass at the core. What?
• 33:13
  Speaker B: Okay, all right.
• 33:15
  Speaker A: Boom.
• 33:15
  Speaker B: Knocked that out the part.
• 33:16
  Speaker A: I see it, I see it, I see it. And I wage you, I bring another one. Oh, man. You know, college football is coming out next month. Yes, sir. And not only that, we got college football returning. You got Madden after that, you got the actual college football season and the actual NFL season coming up. It's not too far away, which means fantasy football. Fantasy football has brought in a large, large amount of people, a lot of casual fans. And your guy just so happened to be a part of a league that's been going since they were tallying up points from the newspaper before the Internet. He's been in. He's been in fantasy football leagues with his cousins, brothers, dad, uncles, barber. Everybody that is important to their life is in this one, right?
• 34:17
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 34:19
  Speaker A: He broke the Cardinal rule. Now, don't, when I say this, this is not towards women in general. But he brought his, at the time, girlfriend into the fantasy league. She plays fantasy football too. And it's not that women are not a part of a lot of these leagues. It's just that she would be the first one to ever participate in a league and she was with somebody, right. So my fantasy people, they know what I'm talking about. When you have a couple or when you have siblings, you know what I'm saying? In the same league, it's red flag. Red flag. Watch them. Anyhow, she is a. An above average fantasy football player. She's pretty goddamn good or whatever. That's one of the attractions that was there, you know what I mean? For him.
• 35:23
  Speaker B: Uh huh.
• 35:26
  Speaker A: You fine.
• 35:37
  Speaker B: I mean, all.
• 35:40
  Speaker A: You find out that this heifer is still in the lead. How do you find out? Because this year, this is couple of years after Covid. Now we. That's when we fresh outside horny to get outside. This is our first league in person draft since, you know, before COVID you know what I'm saying? So we just re happy to see each other in each other. We ordering pizza, we got sodas, we got beers and all. Shit like that. We doing a draft in person, baby. You know what I mean? You pop up cause you, like, you want to go, oh, let me go surprise him and support him at his draft party.
• 36:20
  Speaker B: They do that.
• 36:22
  Speaker A: You walk in, this heifer is sitting across from you, didn't know she was still in the league. And you find out that her team name is X Cowboys. Anything wrong with that?
• 36:41
  Speaker B: Wait, I think I got lost in translation somewhere. So the girl is an ex.
• 36:48
  Speaker A: The girl is his ex, but she is still in. She's still in the. She's still in the lead. She's been in there. She's been in there as well. However long their relationship was and however long they've been broken up. She's been.
• 37:05
  Speaker B: That's a fucking hard ass.
• 37:06
  Speaker A: No, it's a hard no.
• 37:08
  Speaker B: You said, no, it's a hard no.
• 37:10
  Speaker A: So she got to get out the league.
• 37:12
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker A: What if you. What if you get in the league, though? Oh, that's dramatic.
• 37:17
  Speaker B: That is drama. And the whole time, I'm picturing the show, the league, like, I'm picturing.
• 37:21
  Speaker A: Yes. Yeah. Which was classic. Classic, by the way. Classic comedy.
• 37:26
  Speaker B: Love that show. No, that's a hard no, because he brought her into that. Right? Like, they didn't start that shit together.
• 37:37
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, bitch, you gone, like, go find something else. That's just crazy. You can go find another league.
• 37:45
  Speaker A: Yeah, they didn't start. They didn't start it together. Oh, that's another dynamic, though. What if they did start one?
• 37:52
  Speaker B: It's still enough.
• 37:52
  Speaker A: And they were co owners of the league. Like, they ran it. They made money off that.
• 38:00
  Speaker B: Could you allow.
• 38:01
  Speaker A: Could you allow him to be a.
• 38:02
  Speaker B: Co owner if that's the case? I'm there every goddamn meeting, game, you name it.
• 38:11
  Speaker A: I mean. I mean, honestly, it's not like a. You know, during the season, it's not like. It's like meetups or anything like that. In the beginning, you got the draft, and then that's pretty much it. I mean. Cause even look, I'm picturing it, like.
• 38:25
  Speaker B: The show, how often they get together and watch the games and picture it like that.
• 38:30
  Speaker A: Well, yeah. Yeah. You know what that is. That's true. That's kind of different, but that's. That's. That's in different as different cultures, different areas, like. And stuff like that. You know, you got the cheers bars and stuff like. Like that. I get it. I get it. But I'm thinking more so, like, I.
• 38:46
  Speaker B: If it's just a draft and then you go separate ways.
• 38:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not looking. I'm not looking at it. Like, you know, every Sunday, they go over somebody's house and wear the same jersey that they don't wash for the whole season type shit like. No, no, no. Nothing like that is more so.
• 39:04
  Speaker B: And bitches making plates and shit.
• 39:06
  Speaker A: Bitches making. Hey, hold on. I gotta write that one in.
• 39:12
  Speaker B: Shirt idea.
• 39:14
  Speaker A: Bitches making play. I can. I don't know if I could wear that one. Maybe I had to send it to y'all.
• 39:18
  Speaker B: She's making plates and shit.
• 39:20
  Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know if I'm aware of that one. Yeah, but she gotta go.
• 39:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, no, she. She definitely gotta go. I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit.
• 39:37
  Speaker A: I don't like that shit. Yeah, she gonna have to. He gonna have to go or whatever. In any case, like, he in the league and not especially. It's a money league, too. Like, now you gotta go, bro. Like, your services. You broke up with her. You broke up with the league, bro. If y'all co. If y'all was a co. If y'all co owners of a league, you had to sell. You had to sell Donald Sterling, you got to go. That's all. That's. That's all I. That's all I had. You got any more?
• 40:06
  Speaker B: That's all you had?
• 40:08
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I can come up with another one. Don't get me wrong, I can come up with another one, but that's. That's the only three.
• 40:13
  Speaker B: All right, I got a couple more.
• 40:15
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 40:15
  Speaker B: Ready?
• 40:16
  Speaker A: Yep.
• 40:17
  Speaker B: Okay, so you've seen these videos, right, of these massages that are.
• 40:21
  Speaker A: Oh, you don't. Don't do that.
• 40:25
  Speaker B: Oh. So her doctor says she really needs something to relax and, you know, bring down her blood pressure, it's so high, right? So get a massage. And the doctor gave her a card that said, you know, person's name, number, whatever you need to call this person. And I highly recommend this person to do the massage. Okay? You're going to feel relaxed. Your blood pressure is going to go down. It's really important for your health, blah, blah, blah. So it ends up being one of those. She looks it up because she's interested in finding out, like, why is this massage so good? And it's one of these nasty ass, half naked man rubbing down your lady and got her sitting on your lap and you caressing her back and shit. But the doctor swears this is going to cure your blood pressure problems. You gonna let your woman do it?
• 41:32
  Speaker A: I slap everybody in her family twice. And she played with me like that. And I'm glad you said that because you wanna know what? Uno reverse card. I'ma finish answering yours, but mine is gonna be. Mine is gonna be the lingerie maid that come through and cook breakfast. We gonna get back to that in a minute. No, you're not going to get your cheeks felt. Don't like that. Okay, just to let you.
• 42:01
  Speaker B: But her blood pressure is going to go down.
• 42:05
  Speaker A: Your blood pressure go down other ways. I just leave you alone.
• 42:08
  Speaker B: Ankle's going to stop swelling up, and she can serve you plates from the kitchen first.
• 42:14
  Speaker A: And listen, I started hiding the seasoning salt. Okay, we gonna make sure we get that blood pressure down, okay? I'm gonna start kicking you in your ankles. But you, as you come over here talking about you trying to get massage by a nigga named Medusa or something like that, we gonna have. We don't have a sit. We don't have a situation. Situation. So like I said, you know, reverse.
• 42:46
  Speaker B: Reverse.
• 42:47
  Speaker A: Yeah, they. I'm hungry, right? And my man said, look, I know this service that come and cook homemade meals. So just like how you said, you didn't know what type of masseuse you was going to. I didn't know what type of hoes was coming through.
• 43:04
  Speaker B: Hoes or hosts hoes, okay?
• 43:08
  Speaker A: Because there's about five of them. Five of them? Yeah. I said five. They got to start in five, right? And they got names. Okay. You know, I don't want to share some of the names that I know. I just. Cause, you know, I just know somebody, right? So you on the phone with them. You like, look, I want to order the breakfast in bed special. That's what it's called. It's called. Called breakfast in bed. Right. You thinking it's some type of cliche type of shit going on? Like, oh, this is nice. You get breakfast, they deliver it to you, and they make it in your house, and they. You can sit in the bed and stuff. Like, no, it's some freaks out there, boss. They naked, okay? They come through, they got the trench coats on or whatever, and then you order the scrambler from Denny's. So you gonna get you some eggs, you're gonna get you some hash browns, you know, the sausage paws or the bacon.
• 44:03
  Speaker B: And then, you know, you ask for the chicken on the side that you breastify.
• 44:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna get some hot wings. You know what I'm saying? And you gonna get that apple crumbler shit with the ice cream. You gonna get that at the end. Cause you a fat back. Okay. Yeah. You order all that. You smell it down. That shit smells good. All of a sudden, you walk in, you scream. Why? Because it's five butt naked women in the kitchen. And they gonna. I'm talking about. They are going to work, Megan. The italian song is in the background. It's a lot of twerking. You come downstairs, you look, here's the thing. The husband come downstairs or the boyfriend come downstairs, didn't even know. He admitted that he called the number, but he didn't know. You gonna let him live that out, though, man?
• 44:59
  Speaker B: You know how fucking unsanitary that shit is. You got butt naked girls in the kitchen around my food and shit. My utensils. No. That's a hard fucking no.
• 45:12
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Cheeks. Why? The trash can is trash.
• 45:16
  Speaker B: But. But no. You didn't know? We calling you for.
• 45:22
  Speaker A: You still gonna eat the food?
• 45:24
  Speaker B: Hell, no.
• 45:25
  Speaker A: The food look good, though.
• 45:27
  Speaker B: There's naked bitches around the food. They might have gone to her placephalitis. I'm not trying to eat that shit.
• 45:33
  Speaker A: Well, I mean, look, obviously, the. It's a very professional company. They take.
• 45:37
  Speaker B: They get tested professional, but they butt naked twerking around some food.
• 45:41
  Speaker A: They took a shower.
• 45:42
  Speaker B: They shut all that shit down. You call the. The peoples and get them shits shut down.
• 45:47
  Speaker A: I read the policy. They, uh. They're not allowed to come back until a week after their. What you call it is over.
• 45:58
  Speaker B: You're talking about their cycle.
• 46:00
  Speaker A: Yes. I didn't want to say it.
• 46:03
  Speaker B: Why? We grown. Okay.
• 46:06
  Speaker A: No, but that's what I'm saying. They. They take extra precaution because they want to take.
• 46:10
  Speaker B: That's not extra precaution. That's not. Because there's still bodily fluids and shit.
• 46:16
  Speaker A: So you're against the whole dessert venue?
• 46:18
  Speaker B: How do you know? The girl washed her ass before shaking doodoo particles all over your kitchen.
• 46:24
  Speaker A: Wow.
• 46:25
  Speaker B: I'm serious, though. We just works is clean.
• 46:29
  Speaker A: I'm not hungry anymore. Thank you. I'm not hungry anymore.
• 46:35
  Speaker B: You want a truffle? That's. That's not truffle sprinkled on top of your shit, nigga. Golly.
• 46:41
  Speaker A: So I guess that's a hard no.
• 46:43
  Speaker B: That's a hard fucking no.
• 46:45
  Speaker A: Hard no. I don't want no.
• 46:52
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. I got one more.
• 46:54
  Speaker A: Okay, okay.
• 46:55
  Speaker B: Straight to it. You proposed to your girl, and you do a public proposal, and she says no. She denies it. You gonna continue that relationship?
• 47:09
  Speaker A: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Run that back. Say that again.
• 47:12
  Speaker B: You propose to your girl. It's a public display. Everything you got everybody watching, it's up on a big screen, whatever.
• 47:18
  Speaker A: Mm hmm.
• 47:20
  Speaker B: She tells you no in front of everybody. Do you continue that relationship?
• 47:28
  Speaker A: Um, I can honestly say I don't know. Because here's the thing. What's not talked about a lot is that. That I know this could be a no. You know what I mean? No, no, no.
• 47:45
  Speaker B: You thought, like, you thought she would say yes. Oh, but everything. You guys just got back from a cruise, and, you know, you was doing the nasty the whole time. I love you, baby. And blah, blah, blah.
• 48:02
  Speaker A: That might turn me into Michael Myers.
• 48:05
  Speaker B: And she just said no in front of every damn man.
• 48:08
  Speaker A: It might be over. She might have scarred me? Yeah. I don't think I could. If I didn't, like, if there was no sign, if we never talked about this, like, how you. You might say, hey, I feel uncomfortable being. If you ever did propose to me and you did it in public, I would cringe. You know what I'm saying? Like, if that was one of those warnings or she's a worker, you know, she's not. She's more focused on her career and she's like, I'm not really tripping about kids and stuff like that. Yeah. No.
• 48:46
  Speaker B: Okay. Is it better if she says yes and then tells you no in private?
• 48:51
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 48:54
  Speaker B: Flip them.
• 48:55
  Speaker A: Yeah, I could rock with that one. I could rock. Cause. Cause she understood the moment. She understood the moment and she chose not to. She could. Cause you could change somebody life depending on which answer you pick.
• 49:10
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker A: You know what I mean?
• 49:12
  Speaker B: So she, for everybody just be sitting there looking like, yeah, cuz that's.
• 49:18
  Speaker A: And his public opinion is public opinion until it's nothing anymore. It's kind of like one of those things where if you, if you keep winning, they gonna forget what happened. So. But you gotta be able to get to that point. So to get back into everybody's good graces, they gonna automatically look at you as a bad guy if you said no to the person that they are related to or they know or they grew up.
• 49:42
  Speaker B: Right.
• 49:42
  Speaker A: It's gonna be like, nigga, how dare you? Okay, that's a good one. That's a good one.
• 49:53
  Speaker B: That's all I got.
• 49:56
  Speaker A: All right. I kind, I kind of have one left.
• 50:00
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 50:01
  Speaker A: It's on some. This could be like baby boy related. You go to the gym or whatever. It's one car, you know, I'm saying, you use, you know, he usually go to the gym, workout, and then he'll actually come back to your job. He'll actually come back to your job, like, way before you're off. Maybe like sometimes an hour or two, because might finish the workout a little bit early and stuff like that. Ain't got nothing to do, you know what I'm saying? So he just posted up in the parking lot, nice breeze under a tree, and he's just waiting till you get off. Boom. This particular time, you know what I'm saying? He working out. He go hoop, you know, his phone is in a bag. He run a couple of games. He know the average time that you'll, you know, you know, when you'll be ready and stuff like that. He don't expect you to get off early or anything like that. But you do and you call and you call and you call and there's no answer. You know what I'm saying? Ex just so happened to pop up there, know you work there, you can help him out with something. He wasn't intending to crash the party or do anything crazy. He actually needs some business done. But he got there a little too late because the things about the shot shut down. And you eager to leave. You annoyed daddy there, eager to leave. You know what I'm saying? You just want to ride home and you get it. You get a ride home, dropped off and everything safe and sound or whatever. You call and say, hey, hey, honey, I'm already at home. Action.
• 51:54
  Speaker B: So I actually took the right. You telling me I took the right or you asked?
• 51:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, you took the ride. You got home, you could flip it, too. You could flip it on him if you want to. But, yeah, that happened. Basically, the ex gave the person a ride home.
• 52:12
  Speaker B: See, I probably wouldn't do that, but I wouldn't. Um. Because, you know, the question is, well, how'd you get home? Mmm hmm.
• 52:27
  Speaker A: That's five to ten. With that, it's five to ten years.
• 52:34
  Speaker B: Okay, so I'm home already. Where am I at? Um. God, I don't like that because I would not take that ride. I wouldn't.
• 52:48
  Speaker A: So it's a hard no.
• 52:50
  Speaker B: It's a hard no. I wouldn't take that right.
• 52:52
  Speaker A: But you, you got to sit there until.
• 52:57
  Speaker B: I've been there. True story. I've been there. Wherever. The ex. Well, not. He's my ex now. My boyfriend had my car, went to the gym. And I can't tell you how many times this fool didn't answer his phone because either there was no service or he just didn't hear it or blah.
• 53:15
  Speaker A: Blah, 20 hours, 24 hours. Offenders got bad service, though. For real.
• 53:20
  Speaker B: You already know which one I'm talking about.
• 53:25
  Speaker A: 204 hours.
• 53:26
  Speaker B: You know who I'm talking about. I've been there. So knowing me and what I've done already, I sit there pissed and I try to call somebody else to give me a ride, but I sit there pissed and in hopes that he just pop up any minute now.
• 53:49
  Speaker A: And it's always that. It is a slight feel good moment because you seen so many lights come that way and it's like, don't you hate looking at some headlights? And you know that's not your car.
• 54:06
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 54:07
  Speaker A: He like, man, this is a waste of motherfucking.
• 54:09
  Speaker B: Uh huh.
• 54:11
  Speaker A: And then you see that one headlight? You like that? Look like my mother. That one headlight that looks like my mother. Let me see. Let me see. The lights in place. That's him. God damn it, bro. God damn.
• 54:21
  Speaker B: And then you get in, you slam the door all hard.
• 54:24
  Speaker A: Slammed the door. You take a deep breath, you try to do silent treatment. Oh, my go. God. And then here go the killer right here. This. This is all. This put you in a negative when it come to getting them cheeks. You can get it back, but you automatically gonna hit when she say, I don't want to talk about it.
• 54:45
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 54:46
  Speaker A: You got a long brother.
• 54:49
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 54:51
  Speaker A: You better. Yeah, you better. Whatever. Whatever's for dinner, you better make that plate, like, like. Yeah, like the chef made it. And then go run her bath water. Go take the trash out.
• 55:07
  Speaker B: Mm hmm. Don't forget your apology.
• 55:11
  Speaker A: Oh, man.
• 55:12
  Speaker B: My bad. Because. My bad. And we can debate this. My bad is not a real apology.
• 55:17
  Speaker A: That shit and your tone, your tone been so respectable, like, lowkey. She had already forgiven you, but it's cool to be an asshole. So she gonna. So she gonna be an asshole for a couple more minutes, and then, you know, you'll probably get back on good turn. Yep.
• 55:34
  Speaker B: Cause it don't. I don't get to act like this too much. Cause. Cause I have patience and I let stuff happen.
• 55:42
  Speaker A: But you know what this nigga said? This nigga just told y'all she like being Michael Myers sometimes. No, that's what she just said.
• 55:50
  Speaker B: I said I have patience. It's not often I am an asshole. So when I'm there, it's a problem. You got me there. So I'm gonna bask in that shit.
• 56:02
  Speaker A: See, and that. And then they. Do y'all understand the power dynamics? Do you understand the power dynamics that does.
• 56:11
  Speaker B: I ain't no shit.
• 56:13
  Speaker A: When you are upset, the whole house is upset.
• 56:17
  Speaker B: Uh uh uh.
• 56:21
  Speaker A: In the words of Jason Tatum, we did it.
• 56:26
  Speaker B: We did it.
• 56:28
  Speaker A: We did it.
• 56:31
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 56:32
  Speaker A: Oh, man. Well, that was our hard nose, part two.
• 56:37
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 56:38
  Speaker A: Don't make no goddamn plates. All right.
• 56:40
  Speaker B: Nope.
• 56:41
  Speaker A: You don't need a ride home, clearly.
• 56:45
  Speaker B: Nope. Tell that girl at the barbecue, no, thanks. I can get my own.
• 56:49
  Speaker A: No, thanks. And bring me to play. Tell it. Here's a classic line. Tell that ho. Bring me to play.
• 56:57
  Speaker B: There you go. Yep.
• 57:02
  Speaker A: Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas.
• 57:05
  Speaker B: Show niggas.
• 57:07
  Speaker A: All right, Brent, thank you very kindly. Thank you to you in the future. Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker A: Do you want to let them know where they can find you?
• 57:20
  Speaker B: I suppose you can find me on Twitter Briddy. Brittany, 18 and podcast that drops every Friday. I can talk about this all day.
• 57:34
  Speaker A: What kind of content you got on it? Put them up on game.
• 57:37
  Speaker B: A little of this, a little of that. But, you know, I got some baylorisms on there. You like how I do that, where my opinion is better than your facts. Little prince, little life, little funny stuff, a lot of music. I will say it's a lot of music, but yeah. And shout out to those who have told me they listen. Like every week, somebody lets me know that they listen. And I'm just, it's awesome. I'm shocked because I'm like, I didn't know you listened.
• 58:10
  Speaker A: So rewarding.
• 58:12
  Speaker B: Very. I appreciate it.
• 58:15
  Speaker A: All right. All right, people, I will see you next time. And we are out. Stay classy, Los Angeles.