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Hour 3 - Just a Knick · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dingdong. It's our number three. Ignorance is bliss and the
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  Speaker 1: comedy club opens up in a minute, as we are
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  Speaker 1: ready to go in our number three of the Ben
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  Speaker 1: Maler Show and talk some basketball. What can we take
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  Speaker 1: away from the Knickerbockers kicking the tires on Mike Brown
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  Speaker 1: and Taylor Jenkins now in their coaching search a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rejected coaches. Also, some in the media are now
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  Speaker 1: convinced that the Thunders MVP Shay Jogas Alexander is suffering
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  Speaker 1: from fatigue. Now he's down playing it. How do you
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  Speaker 1: read the room on this one? People making excuses that
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  Speaker 1: the reason he didn't play well down the stretch is
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  Speaker 1: because he's he's injured. What's your perspective on that? And
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up or thumbs down to Magic Johnson who says
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  Speaker 1: a superstar is a person who can go to on
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  Speaker 1: the road and sell out the building. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: that and more right now here. It is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a nick. It's it's all it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a nick. Welcome in the beginning of another hour.
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  Speaker 1: Coaching Debacle, follow up Coaching, Dibaco, follow up Coaching, Carousel,
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  Speaker 1: pro bouncy Ball. After twenty percent, twenty percent of the
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  Speaker 1: NBA has rejected the phishing efforts by the New York Knickerbockers,
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  Speaker 1: we have had a change of heart, not by one
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  Speaker 1: of the coaches that the Knicks tried to hire something else.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even saw this or not, maybe not. We
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  Speaker 1: are told now that the Knicks are having a change
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  Speaker 1: in playing. I know you're very concerned about this. The
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  Speaker 1: Knicks for years have had the moral low ground when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to doing the right thing. So the Knicks
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  Speaker 1: are now planning to pursue Mike Brown and Taylor Jenkins
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  Speaker 1: to the sad trombone ye Brown, vagabond coach. Vagabond coach
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  Speaker 1: who did have some success riding the coattails of Lebron
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  Speaker 1: James with the Cavs and then went to the Lakers
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  Speaker 1: for like a minute and then coached in Sacramento. Now Jenkins,
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  Speaker 1: he was unceremoniously dumped fired by the Grizzlies just before
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs started. They said bye bye and they got.
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  Speaker 2: Rid of him.
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  Speaker 1: Not exactly flying high in Memphis. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question what can we take away from the Knickerbockers
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  Speaker 1: kicking at tires on guys like Mike Brown and Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Jenkins for their head coaching job. So yeah, I've got
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  Speaker 1: wagou saucy and showbiz. We will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together, and we're gonna make some fresh produced is
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  Speaker 1: what We're going to make some right off the rack
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  Speaker 1: fresh produce. Absolutely. I know that's a harrowing experience for
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  Speaker 1: some of you to have to eat that. Now, First
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  Speaker 1: of all, it tells me that if you're now considering
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  Speaker 1: Mike Brown and Taylor Jenkins, you're on the ropes. You
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  Speaker 1: are on the ropes. You are ready to cry uncle, Uncle,
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  Speaker 1: save me uncle. Pivoting from a bevy a bevy of
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  Speaker 1: coaches that are currently employed and being rejected, going up
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  Speaker 1: a blind alley and just being rejected at every opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: And so now you're looking at these coaches who are
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  Speaker 1: not all that exciting. Going from from TIBs to Mike
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  Speaker 1: Brown or Taylor Jenkins is the equivalent of going out
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  Speaker 1: to a nice meal with some wagou and then instead
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  Speaker 1: of that, you end up at a gas station eating
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  Speaker 1: the sushi at a gas station. Like that's a downgrade,
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  Speaker 1: not even a downey. That's a disaster, is what that is.
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  Speaker 1: If you're the Nicks. Now, I'm a fan of Tom Thibodeau.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the guy did a good job. He provided
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  Speaker 1: some identity and not the coaches matter all that much.
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  Speaker 1: But he did give a foundation of grit and toughness.
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  Speaker 1: And whether you like it or not, the garden was rocket.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all those annoying celebrities. They were hanging out
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  Speaker 1: having a grand time there and then it all caved
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  Speaker 1: in against the Pacers. But now now they're looking at what.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Thibodeau was a very hands on guy. He
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  Speaker 1: incorporated his beliefs into the the machine. And so now
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  Speaker 1: they're looking at what a corporate traffic cop, some middle
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  Speaker 1: manager without any real power, who's going to be the
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  Speaker 1: new coach of the Knickerbockers. And as we mentioned, Mike
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  Speaker 1: Brown was on the Lebron express train in Cleveland. He
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  Speaker 1: had an old Kobe Bryant with the Lakers. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: people tell you about Mike Brown and basketball, they say sweetheart, sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: good man, Mike Brown, big smile, laughs, a lot, good person,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Brown. They don't say great coach, good x's and
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  Speaker 1: o's guy, good locker room guy. They don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: They say sweetheart, good guy, not a great coach. And
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  Speaker 1: as far as Jenkins, I actually think Jenkins is a
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  Speaker 1: pretty good coach. However, he allowed Ja Morant to run
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  Speaker 1: around like a loose firecracker with no concern under his watch.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, well, John Morant was the star. What's
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  Speaker 1: he supposed to do. Well, you've got to have some
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  Speaker 1: kind of boundaries in there. Now. My advice, unsolicited overnight
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  Speaker 1: talk radio advice to the Knicks. You go Eminem, you
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  Speaker 1: go M and M. I'm not talking peanut, butter, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking peanut. I'm not talking No, I'm not talking regularly, Eminem.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Malone, that's who you call. You go out there
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  Speaker 1: and have a public courtship with Michael Malone. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: word on the street is he's happy taking the Kronky
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  Speaker 1: family money from the Nuggets, and he's not all that
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  Speaker 1: motivated to come right back into coaching. He wants to
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  Speaker 1: take some time off, enjoy himself, do some more bad television. However,
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  Speaker 1: if you're the Knicks, you go out there and you
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  Speaker 1: play foot see, You play foot see with Michael Malone,
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  Speaker 1: and you give those puppy dog eyes there and send
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  Speaker 1: a box of chocolates and some fly hours over for
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  Speaker 1: the former Nuggets coach, and Malone would take the job.
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  Speaker 1: He's a native New Yorker, so he's from there. I
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  Speaker 1: think he's from Queens. If I remember, he's got a
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  Speaker 1: pretty good resume. He's also got the kind of gumption
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  Speaker 1: that would work in Gotham. So that's the move, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's a turning point move. And well, it's a stupid decision.
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  Speaker 1: It was an irrational decision to get rid of Tom Thibodeau,
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  Speaker 1: to bring in Michael Malone. That's about as good as
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  Speaker 1: you can do at this point. Now, secondly, some let's
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  Speaker 1: go to the finals. Because there are some in the media.
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  Speaker 1: I've been hearing this and reading this here for the
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  Speaker 1: last day or so. Some of the media elites are
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  Speaker 1: convinced that the most valuable player of the NBA for
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  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, Shay Jugas Alexander, is suffering from fatigue. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he was asked about this, he downplayed it. But how
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  Speaker 1: do you read the room on this, because there are
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  Speaker 1: some very prominent basketball media dopes that are convinced SGA
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  Speaker 1: is messed up. So here's how I read the room.
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  Speaker 1: One word saucy. Saucy it's weak. Sauce is what it is. Right,
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  Speaker 1: This is crank it up. You got to crank it up.
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  Speaker 1: You got to crank it up. This is cranking up the
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  Speaker 1: excuse machine. Yet again, the people that carry the water,
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  Speaker 1: or in this case, the kool aid in the media,
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  Speaker 1: are creating reasons why the favorite NBA darling of the
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  Speaker 1: moment wrote the vomit comet in the fourth quarter of
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  Speaker 1: Game three of the Finals. So now it's fatigue. Really,
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  Speaker 1: boo hoo hoo, is what I sah? He's it's fatigue.
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  Speaker 1: Cut him a brake, So we're playing the he's tired.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that part of how this works. It's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be a war of attrition, and if you're wearing down,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get the big bling bling at the end.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe that it is he's fatigued. So in
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  Speaker 1: order for this to be the case, just to set
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  Speaker 1: the record straight, Sga, the MVP, the face of Oklahoma
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  Speaker 1: City Basketball and one of the people the NBA marketing
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  Speaker 1: machine is trying to sell to people that don't want
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  Speaker 1: to buy the product, and is averaging thirty plus points
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  Speaker 1: a game and all this stuff, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: now because he plays bad in the fourth quarter, he
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  Speaker 1: gets out played by a backup for Indiana in Matherin,
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  Speaker 1: and so now it's well, he didn't get his flintstone vitamins.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the problem the media lemmings, and I know
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  Speaker 1: some of these people. You build these people up like gods,
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  Speaker 1: and then the second that things don't go well, the
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  Speaker 1: moment you sign, you sign off on living in Suckville.
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  Speaker 1: It's all. He's exhausted. Give him a break. He's not tired.
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  Speaker 1: He's not. And if he is, he's not that good. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what happened. He just got out played. He
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  Speaker 1: got out play. That's it. It's not that he was fatigued.
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  Speaker 1: He's in play. Well, do better, be better. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear about your fatigue. You know, we want
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  Speaker 1: to see you go out there with some machismo, had
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  Speaker 1: some vimen vigor in the fourth quarter, and get it done.
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  Speaker 1: It's the NBA bleeping Finals. You're not in kindergarten, and
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  Speaker 1: it's nap time. And then when you wake up, you'll
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  Speaker 1: have your juice box and you'll have your your peanut
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  Speaker 1: butter and jelly sandwich, and then that's it and you'll
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  Speaker 1: watch cartoons. All right, final thought, So we flipped the
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  Speaker 1: page here. Magic Johnson, that's right, that Magic Johnson. He
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  Speaker 1: did a television interview recently and he was asked what
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  Speaker 1: his definition of a superstar is. Did you see this? No,
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  Speaker 1: you did not. Well, here's the magic quote from Magic Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: He said a quote, a superstar is a person who
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  Speaker 1: can go on the road and sell the building out close.
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  Speaker 1: Quote that's from Irvin Magic Johnson. That's it. That's the definition,
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  Speaker 1: short and sweet. So let's play the game. Thumbs up
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  Speaker 1: thumbs down on Magic Johnson saying a superstar is a
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  Speaker 1: person who can go on the road and sell out
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  Speaker 1: the building. So am I going thumbs up or thumbs down?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going sideways thumb. I'm going sideways. That's a curveball.
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  Speaker 1: Sideways thumb is what I'm doing. And here's why, because
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  Speaker 1: I get the the mindset of what Magic is saying.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's not talking about statistics. He's not talking
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  Speaker 1: about all the nerd stats which are very popular right now,
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  Speaker 1: the true shooting percentage or any of that stuff. Magic
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  Speaker 1: is merely talking bo not body oder box office. Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's show business and Magic, as much as anyone in
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  Speaker 1: NBA history, is responsible for bringing the glitz and glamour
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  Speaker 1: to the NBA. And that goes back to the early
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighties with Magic Johnson and we are looking at
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  Speaker 1: forty five years almost of Magic Johnson and the connection
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  Speaker 1: between entertainment and pro basketball. So if anyone would know
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  Speaker 1: about that, it's magic, it's Magic Johnson, it's show business.
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  Speaker 1: There is something do that and the true superstars like
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan was appointment viewing. And as much as I
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  Speaker 1: loathed Lebron James and we'd like to goof on Lebron, Lebron,
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  Speaker 1: Steph Curry, the late Kobe Brian, those guys, when they
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  Speaker 1: came to your town, it was an event. You couldn't
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  Speaker 1: just buy a ticket the night of the game for
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  Speaker 1: five dollars on the secondary market, and you just couldn't. Charismatic,
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  Speaker 1: influential are words that come to mind, and you see
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  Speaker 1: them in the building and it's just a little different.
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  Speaker 1: And I know this when I started doing this kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff and I went to the NBA games and I
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  Speaker 1: covered some really bad Clipper teams in my twenties, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember the night that like Larry Bird would come
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  Speaker 1: in with the Boston Celtics, there was just a little
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  Speaker 1: more buzz. Everyone knew the Clippers were going to lose,
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  Speaker 1: but there was just a little more buzz when Bird
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  Speaker 1: and McHale and those guys would come in the Chicago Bulls.
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  Speaker 1: It was the same thing as opposed to a different
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  Speaker 1: night when and I even picture, you know, random when
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  Speaker 1: Reggie THEUS and the Sacramento came came in, or even
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  Speaker 1: the Sonics had some good teams in those years with
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  Speaker 1: the Xavier McDaniel and Tom Chambers and guys like that,
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  Speaker 1: but there was no buzz for those teams when they
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  Speaker 1: would come in. There just wasn't so, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: and by the way, you can be an MVP and
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  Speaker 1: still not move the needle. Let me give you my
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  Speaker 1: evidence on that. Shay jogis Alexander. He just doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: a presence the NBA and less I like you former
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  Speaker 1: Clipper and all the great player, good ball player, he
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't have it. And in terms of that, that
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  Speaker 1: Rasmataz and he's trying to prop him up and they're
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  Speaker 1: polishing him, and they're making this big presentation. The people
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  Speaker 1: aren't buying it, right, don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle.
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  Speaker 1: People like the sizzle. Now you gotta have the steak,
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  Speaker 1: but they'd rather go and buy the sizzle. And we
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  Speaker 1: live in the age of engagement on social media all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, and you want to see something. You want
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  Speaker 1: to see that that aura, that charisma. Must see, whether
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  Speaker 1: it's television or must see TikTok, you gotta see it.
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  Speaker 1: Seeing is believing, Seeing is believing. It is the Ben
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  Speaker 1: fan of the Day again. Chicago Cubs local TV broadcast
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  Speaker 1: showed veteran Justin Turner, the former Dodger, wearing blank in
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  Speaker 1: now for the insta trivia. I want to thank Robbie,
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Cubs TV broadcast shows that showed that Justin Turner
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  Speaker 1: wearing a blank in the dugout and named him the
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  Speaker 1: fan of the day. How great is that to be
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  Speaker 1: the fan of the day for the iconic Chicago Cubs.
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  Speaker 1: What an amazing thing. So that is the mallor riddle
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
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  Speaker 1: And Scrooge says Justin in Cincinnati's Sunday church outfit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's what Justin looks like when he goes to
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  Speaker 1: bed and when he wakes up. That's what he looks like.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I've heard from from Robbie King. Rory writes
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  Speaker 1: and says he was wearing a Bucky's T shirt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I miss I miss BUCkies. We haven't got any Bucky
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  Speaker 1: stuff in a while. We used to get Bucky's. Those
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  Speaker 1: Bucky nuggets were great, and some guys hooked us up
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  Speaker 1: with that, but I haven't had those. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: out now, I'm out of my supply. Late night drug
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  Speaker 1: tester says, a beer helmet, that's his answer. A hairy
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  Speaker 1: carry mask from Milkman. Mike and Colorado berg Dog said
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  Speaker 1: he wore a mask to prevent the spread. We must
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  Speaker 1: stay vigilant. Very important. Eloy from Competence says Justin Turner
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  Speaker 1: showed them the hardest championship ring ever won. Good job
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  Speaker 1: by you, Eloy, that's right, during a global pandemic, baseball's
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  Speaker 1: hardest season, only a sixty game season, much harder. Anything
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  Speaker 1: goes wrong, you're done, and the Dodgers won it. Greatest
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  Speaker 1: worldsare and Justin Turner was part of that. A man
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  Speaker 1: purse from clam like Lebron Tom in cann City, home
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  Speaker 1: every year. In my youth, the chicken was big in
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  Speaker 1: the in like the late seventies and the eighties. I
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: love the the fact that the Chicken was a radio
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: station promotion. It was a radio station in San Diego.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: That was good promotion. Yeah, it started as a bit
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: for the radio station and then then became this thing
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: where everyone loved it. FA City Tony says, the answer
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: is nick punto there you go? Who else? Page down,
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  Speaker 1: far out. Dave says that Thong Thong thong is the answer.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Harry styles pay suit from The Nature Boy. Page down,
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  Speaker 1: Harry Carey onesie from Fudgie, Carrie mask from eg A,
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  Speaker 1: Cubby's Bear costume, guest by inco Terror Mark in Santa
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  Speaker 1: Monica says wearing an Aaron Judge Jersey Johnny Q says
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  Speaker 1: it to to Tom the Plumber going with a poppat
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: honoring the pontiff and same answer as Mike the Leprekun.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Loraina, do you have an answer to the
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Malard riddle of the day. The Chicago Cup television broadcast
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  Speaker 1: this week showed Justin Turner, veteran Major League baseball player,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: wearing blank in the dugout and named him the fan
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: of the day. Well, since you know Aaron Judge is
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: his name.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: What if he was wearing one of those old fashioned
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: white wigs that the judges used to wear.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be funny. But this is Justin Turner.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: This is somebody not you know, I don't know. Maybe
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: he could have warned here's a dated reference a Tina
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Turner outfit. Yeah, big wheels, keep on turning, baby. There
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you go with the correct answer. Chicago Cup TV broadcast
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: showed veteran baseball player Justin Turner wearing a fake test
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: in the dugout and named him the fan of today.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah he had to that. Well, it's just this is
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: kink I don't know. It wasn't me. I didn't know
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: he had it. Pretty It's pretty funny because the CUB
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: broadcast shows him and he's he's jumping up and down,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: kind of shaking the fake device. And the CUB broadcasters
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: realized what they had just shown on television, and they
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: muted their microphones because they I'm assuming they couldn't stop
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: laughing that. On the Chicago cub owned TV channel, they
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: show one of the Cup players in the dugout shaking
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: his fake just outstanding. That's the Cubs. That is the Cubs.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: All right's go to the phones and let's say hello
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: to Let's go to Mike, who's in San Francisco. Now,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Mike's got a story, and we love stories on this show.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So Mike's gonna dazzle you with an amazing story. Hello, Mike, Welcome, Ben, Yes, hey, welcome.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What's what's going on?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Just?
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: First off, thank you late night to Light. It's one
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: my time. I think it's the same for you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Right, Time is a relative thing? What is time? What
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: is time? Mike?
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: I know? Well, all right, gladly think I don't call
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: him your shlw to Frank call right. So about ten
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: years ago, calling into FP Santangelo's show, right, tell him
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: the Giants dream to win the World Series? He told
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: me I was drunk. I call him the second time.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: He says, hey, it sounds like even having too many
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: tigers out there at Saint Mary's College. So then I'm like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: you know what this guy's making me mad? I call
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: him a third time, I accuse him of using steroids,
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: and I call it as the alias Papa Frido, And
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: so then I call it a fourth time as Papa Frido.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I wait forty five minutes in the carpool or the callpool.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: He takes me off air. He rips me a new one, says,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: I'll meet you anytime anywhere. I'll whoop you, I'll beat
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: your who waits forty five minutes on on my callpool
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: just to talk ish, who are you Papa Frido. I'll
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: meet you anytime anywhere. So anyways, uh, he ends up
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: dating one of my sister's friend years later, and I'm like, you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Know what through that guy?
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: But if at DJA Tangel's listening, I'll call it shoes.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: I was young. I never called it the Ben Meller
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Show to talk any is, but uh, I was just
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: having fun. So just want to tell that random.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Look at that you got. You got, you got under
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: his skin. That's awesome. You got so you upset him
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: so much that he took your call off the air
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to rip you a new one. That's outstanding. That's good trolling.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: That's a solid troll move by you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: That was smart because you would have whooped my ass.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: But I'm waiting until he's like shifty something. I'm going
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: to take him up on the offer. Now, I'm just kidding.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I do that.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: No, you should. You should do it now if you can.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: If he's like in his late fifties, now you can
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: kick his ass. Now he's in fifty seven or something
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: like that, you can.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: He said, yeah, everyone knows that. Oh oh ye hung up,
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, wow, you know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: But uh, you know.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I told him I was a second time car and
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: he was like, oh, we've never had one of those before.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: All right, that's good. It's a badge of honor. FP.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Santangelo and I have my own. He played for the Dodgers.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: When I was doing stuff with him in like the
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: year two thousand, he was so bad. How bad was he? Oh?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: My god, was horrific with the Dodgers, and a buddy
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: of mine, the late great T. J. Simers columnists used
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to just slay destroyed, destroyed. F P. Santangelo ripped him
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a new one every single day back when people read newspapers,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and F. P. Santangelo was so pissed off, so upset
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: with with him. It was I have some fond memories.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Some of the stuff I don't think I can I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: can see on the air. Anyway, There you go, good
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: good FP Santangelo story. I did not have that on
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: my bingo card when I came in, I was I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: was lacking that. Let's say hello to who do we
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: have any medie Moneymoe, Mike the Leprechaun is in Boston.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Hello Mike the leprell Boston adjacent?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Hello Mike adjacent?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Flame again was to be precise.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Do I ever get under your skin?
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: And got?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I don't right, No, you get under the skin of Lorrainer.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: She's annoyed by you, but I don't.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Cry, come our baby like my fire tailor Sift?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Are you there?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Did you see Taylor Swift?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I left, I'm out. I'm having.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: At the game.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: That guy. Is that really unbelievable? I mean, I mean
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that's wild to me. I wonder, I wonder who. I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: wonder who mentioned that in the monologue. I don't know
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: who could have mentioned that monologue.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: I heard it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: I was up at two o'clock.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Then why would you ask me? Why would you ask
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: me that question? You?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: I saw it, okay, I was complimenting you on a
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: great monologue.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Eddie Garcia would be part of you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, did you see the tackle yesterday in
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: the courtroom they took down the the Californian Senator and Compton.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Well there were two, there were two tackles. Yeah, the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Senator that got tackled. And then there was some video
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that went viral of some loser who threw some of
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the cop at the riot. And then some dude came
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: over and looked like Ronnie Lott from the forty nine
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: ers in like nineteen eighty seven and just tackled this guy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It was vicious. That's a dated reference, but my god,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: it was quite attacking.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Called the lapd.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: How six matters with your phonems and all that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that that Scott.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll have more on that developing story on
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast later today.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I'm sure, I'm sure. I hope I make it to
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: the lame jokes for the week this time.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, thank you, go away. Josh
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: writes in for Nebraska. He says Justin Turner was giving
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: his teammates Suzuki the Balls dance from Major League the movie.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Was that what he's doing? All right? Well, the fact
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that it was on camera though? Was can I see
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you ball, sir? I'd like to see it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Was it?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Ten out of ten? Ten out of ten is what
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that was. I'll say a load to Blind Scott, speak
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: of the devil, and he shall appear. Hello Blind Scott
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: on the north end.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, Ben? I've had some Uh you know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to I hate talking politics on the show.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: But that guy talked. You know, he got tackled. You
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: know I've been tackled like that recently on the street.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: It really hurts it out. You never you never want
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: to be walking and have someone tackle you when you
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: don't expect it. So I'm prepared for it all the time.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I got my head no, hold on, say it is
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: it true that you How many times? Ho, let's play
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: the game? I don't. Did you tell Coop how many
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: times you called in?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: No? I didn't. I didn't tell.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's play the game. All right, stop
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: stop stops. I know I can't play the game. How
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: many times did Blind Scott call the Fox Sports radio
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: calling number to get on the air? Lorena, take a
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: guess tonight just tonight? Oh gosh?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Probably Uh.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with thirty seven times thirty seven.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: That would be a lot, right, thirty seven is a
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: large number of times to redial. That is a large number. Coop.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, well, I know yesterday it was seventy five and
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: he got in sooner, So I'm going to go.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: One fifty five, okay, Blind Scott reveal answers. Blind Scott
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: called like over.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Three hundred and fifteen times.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: No, big, that's a little much, Scott. Don't you think
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: that's a little much?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Like I actually have multi personality, just sort of so
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: it brought out this really calm person in me. So
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I'll fired fired out, you know,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: like I feel like an understanding person who just like
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: is dealing with issues. So like when I grew up,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I grew up with the police chief of the LAPD
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: STANMI with Bill Bratton. So I was working on this
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: with the LAPD. I dropped Bill's name, told him I,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: you know, I was a big police family person. So
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: we were under the understanding that so many people are
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: standing outside of the studio, that the lines are being
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: jammed by the signals of the callers and protesters all
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: at the same time. It's a big Joye Soro's conspiracy
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: to try to, you know, suppress the numbers coming into
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio on the overnight radio in the LAPD
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: kind of looked into it for me a little bit.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Is there a communion communication truck outside the studio that
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: you know that might be there. The thing is, callers
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: need to call sports radio. If they can't call, there
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: will be civil unrest. And if you get the sports
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: radio calls out on the street, you're not gonna You're
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: not gonna like how they protest. I mean, you get
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: these trust on babies and these NEPO babies out on
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: the street right now, there's no big deal. They got
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: their parents cell phone, their parents' credit card, they got
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: nice bosons. You get these sports radio fans out there,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the whole America is gonna get just so so gone
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: if there's no sports or no sports radio phone calls.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, oh you're not done. I thought you I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: got the jokes coming up though.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: No, this Justin Turner guy. The Red Sox should have
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: never got rid of him. He's like a huge humanitarian
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: is even in the league right now.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He's like one of the well he's on the Cubs.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: He hardly plays, but he's on there. He's on the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta go call three hundred if you call it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: If you get back in, we'll get you on again.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Three call three hundred more times. I'll make a deal
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: if you if you get back on the phones, we'll
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: let you back on. Okay, we are you there. Weed Man,
• 33:18
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• 33:23
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• 33:29
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• 33:33
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• 35:10
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• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Weedman wear a mask around his new roommate. Why, Well,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: he's afraid that work could be contagious and he doesn't
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: want to catch it. That's that's that's from Chip in
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Maine and I hear your roommate is awake, weed made correct?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: All right, very nice? But why is weed man Hippie
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: happy that he has a new roommate? Why because weed
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Man Hippie found a bigger loser than himself. That's from
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: John in Youngstown, Ohio. Thank you John. All right? Uh?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: What what does weed man have in common with the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: word wood wood burning stove?
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: What?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: They're both pot bellied? That's air in Kansas. We weed
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: man hippie claims to be from the New York area.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: But where was he born?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That would be Hobo Ken, New Jersey. Hopo. That's Sirfer Todd,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: the comedian who sent that one in from SoCal Big
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  Speaker 1: What do you call it when weed man is sitting
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: in his front yard working a crossword puzzle?
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: What?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Thinking outside the box? That's Terry Terry in Saint Paul.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Terry. Why is weed Man jealous
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: of whoopee Pie Blair from Maine? Why because weed Man,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: or rather because whoopy Pie Blair might actually get money
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: for working on something? That's Eric in Kansas. Well, I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: don't know if you heard about this week, man, But
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: this is a big story all over the internet. Have
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you heard about the actress Sidney Sweeney who is selling
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Horny Dudes soap infused bathwater. She's taking her.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: Bath while Yeah, yeah, Well, weed Man Hippie thought thought
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: about doing the same thing right, making soap as well
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: with his bathwater, and then he realized.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: He doesn't bathe, so it's impossible. That's Bobby and Florida.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Very nice. How do you track
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: down weed man Hippie? Oh, connect the squats, Connect the squats.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's Drew Drew's in Minnesota. He sent that one in.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Why did weed Man Hippie fail his music composition class
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: in college? Why because his music had no notes, just rest.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's all just a lot of less, all right. Why
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: have so many people been burned by blind Scott? Why
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: they went to his cookout. That's why that's true in Minnesota.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: How do you torture blind Scott? Oh, well, you put
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: him in a round room and tell him that his
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: meal is in the corner of the room. That's how
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you're doing it. Noa Noah in Austin, who is blind
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Scott's pick for NBA Finals MVP. Who Pascal can't see it? Come?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: That's from Eric in Kansas. Thank you, very funny joke. Eric,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You got any jokes over there, Coop anything at all?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I got something here? What do nail polish and panties
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: have in common? No, I've known you both come off
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: with a little alcohol. That's from Milkman Mike.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: All right. What are you Los Angeles protesters and WNBA
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: players have in common? What they both get paid to
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: throw bricks? That's Gordon in Tacoma who sent that one
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: in very nice. Now that former President Joe Biden is
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: eighty three years old, what does he call the fourth
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: of July? What in depends day is what he calls surf?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: For Todd the comedian, what does constipation require? What constantatience? Constantats?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard this or not, but
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Angel Reeves vows never to get married.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: We've made Wow.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Why she always wants to be a missus? And boy
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: does she get? George and Uvaldi Texas there sent that
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: one in very nice.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: There.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, what does Marcel say when he's going
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: when he's doing his taxes? What let's get into it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's Kurt from Earth? Who is who is Diddy rooting
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: for in the Stanley Cup Final? Who the baby oilers is? Who?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He's a bully? That's Kurt from Earth? What is uh
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: this here? What's fat Blue? And cries that be David Vasse,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: according to Tony in the Bay Area, bouncing them all.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you weed Man, Bye bye, bye bye