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🛳️ Below Deck "The Greatest Episode of All time" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama Darling.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome in Darlings. Today is a below Deck day,
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  Speaker 2: Angela Kantana, Hi, Angela, Hi, Wow, okay, I have to
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: welcome both in.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome Hi.
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  Speaker 2: We've never seen the likes of a below deck like
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  Speaker 2: this in our lives and.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, for real, I can't even believe.
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  Speaker 3: That without this episode, this has still been I think
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  Speaker 3: my favorite below Deck season. Oh it's really fantastic, so
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  Speaker 3: fun to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Not only do we have like a lesbian and heterosexual
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  Speaker 2: fluid like love not Triangle love Octagon as a little
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  Speaker 2: bit agon, you know, they say we have that, and
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  Speaker 2: then we've got like, you know, obviously we have the
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  Speaker 2: typical firings and hirings. You know, we got rid of
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  Speaker 2: the Bosa incomes Hugo. Yes, I mean this is just
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  Speaker 2: Demo asked him out.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable, so fun, and then we have this episode.
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  Speaker 2: And then we get delivered a charter guess that are
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: living in a different era and time, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: without Kelly they would be you know, fun to watch
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  Speaker 2: and to kind of, you know, make fun of. And
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  Speaker 2: because they're coming from Jersey and they're repeat guests. As
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  Speaker 2: we know, Michelle is the lingerie owner of the Lgeriell whatever, Helen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, thank you, Helen.
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  Speaker 3: Helen, because Kelly and she was like Adrian and her
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  Speaker 3: first charter. I want you to watch me eat this
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  Speaker 3: first bite of your food.
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  Speaker 2: That flashback. We needed that to remind us.
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  Speaker 3: She's a reality she's a star. She was meant to
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  Speaker 3: be a reality star.
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  Speaker 1: But Kelly is.
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  Speaker 3: Dolores two point zero, Like do you remember Dolores who
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  Speaker 3: jumped off the boat and they were like you, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's nighttime, you cannot go swimming, it's dangerous, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: I can do what I want.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do, okay. But the fact that you just
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  Speaker 2: pulled that name from where I don't know. I can
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  Speaker 2: always count am Angela to have an archive of Below
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  Speaker 2: Deck cast members from the original Below Deck all the
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  Speaker 2: way to down Under. You have it in your head.
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  Speaker 2: I leave, I set sail for another charter, and I
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  Speaker 2: leave that charter on the docks or in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Of the sea.
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  Speaker 2: But by gosh, this is okay, So why don't we
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  Speaker 2: just at least wrap up what's happening at the Morgan
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  Speaker 2: Beach Club, the Ugan Morgan and Kyle Beach Club.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I mean I don't think we've ever seen
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  Speaker 3: them get to have two days off in a row.
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  Speaker 2: M M.
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  Speaker 3: And I I'm just I'm always curious if production is like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this cast is hot, like off charter, maybe we should
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  Speaker 3: give them some another day off so we can see
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  Speaker 3: what we can get boiling with all of these relationships,
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  Speaker 3: because it is really like.
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  Speaker 1: Love Boat.
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  Speaker 2: I think that they this is the Love Island effect.
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  Speaker 2: I think that, like because did you notice they read
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  Speaker 2: that they pulled him. Yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: pull Kelly for a chat right off in jail. But yeah, So,
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  Speaker 2: like I honestly think, because did you notice how they
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  Speaker 2: did a whole revamp of the look of this below
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  Speaker 2: that okay, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then like how they started with not all the graphics,
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  Speaker 3: and like, I mean, we we started like off on
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  Speaker 3: land to see them all.
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  Speaker 1: Meeting at a bar before they got on the boat.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that was a format that was new.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be different.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, thank you for reminding me. So we have that.
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  Speaker 2: Then they have just the entire format of it, the
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  Speaker 2: way that it's shot, the way that it's edited, the music,
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  Speaker 2: the graphics, and and so I think that them the
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  Speaker 2: producers putting them on an island in a villa, if
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  Speaker 2: you will, for two days. It is absolutely brilliant. It's
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  Speaker 2: you know, Emily and now we're talking about it that
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of like the equivalent of a cast trip,
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  Speaker 2: and they have it on The Real Housewives, you know,
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  Speaker 2: obviously several times in a season, but like that's where
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  Speaker 2: really the lion's share of the drama happens. It's on
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  Speaker 2: the cast trip. So yes, I think they had a
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  Speaker 2: genius idea to do this. And then on top of it,
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  Speaker 2: did you know that Slaine is she was on the
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  Speaker 2: Love Island, I believe. I don't know what version she
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  Speaker 2: was on Love Island.
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  Speaker 3: So yes, she was on island France, right, Okay, it
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  Speaker 3: must be France, Yeah, it has to be.
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  Speaker 2: So she's coming in and she's bringing in her own
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  Speaker 2: Love Island. I mean, she's pulling people left and right,
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  Speaker 2: from one side of the pool to the other, from
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  Speaker 2: one shower to another, from behind one door to Anne,
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  Speaker 2: and they were just top professional shower. Oh righteous, not.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, we were laughing and singing in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow. It was great. And I also loved that she.
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  Speaker 3: I love when like crossovers happened, and how she dated
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  Speaker 3: Dylan and not her heart broken, like.
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  Speaker 1: She cannot trust anymore. She gave her heart no, no, no, no, no never,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot.
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  Speaker 2: No. That's why I like to just kiss you and
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  Speaker 2: kiss and to see what happens Stille.
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  Speaker 1: It does not like me. I go back to just
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  Speaker 1: like he's demo. I think Stee is done with me.
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  Speaker 1: I am so horny to start making drinks. That was
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  Speaker 1: my favorite. I'm so hearty to make drinks. But Fraser
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  Speaker 1: were so sweet. No, no, no, it's not a direct translation.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been dying laughing. But he was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're not horny. You're excited.
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  Speaker 2: You're excited. She's like, no, I'm actually, I actually am
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  Speaker 2: And I wouldn't do She's going to be making out
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  Speaker 2: with the bottle soon. I mean I would not be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I deserve a break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I've been doing, Angela. I keep
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  Speaker 2: forget that like Fraser is the Chiefs too, because I
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: keep thinking it's Rainbow, like I keep singing Rainbows in Charge.
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  Speaker 3: She's busting her ass so hard.
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  Speaker 1: It is so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone else is just having the time of their lives
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  Speaker 2: and this gal is just like I clocked in and
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the military, and this is what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Just God love her.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah I do too. I think she's she's got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of work to work through. Sure, but who doesn't sure,
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  Speaker 1: But I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do feel bad because Selene could give a shit
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  Speaker 3: like there to have her Love Island experience on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she really does think it's love Island, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: here for that. So we do. We get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of kissing Selaine and Domo, and then justin Barbara kiss
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  Speaker 2: and Jess basically tells Barbara there's no one else I
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: want to kiss. I just want to kiss you. And
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  Speaker 2: then the second that, just later, Selene swims up to
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  Speaker 2: her like a marmalade, as she said.
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  Speaker 1: I am in bad. God damn it. It is a marmalade.
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  Speaker 1: From now on, I will get it.
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  Speaker 2: It's and she knows what she's doing. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 2: and I love that. I love that she knows.
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  Speaker 1: It's great.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, and so now we uh, we're gonna we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna leave the villa. After a lot of that happened.
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  Speaker 2: That flashback to Anthony freaking out was something else. And
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  Speaker 2: he's hurt, Yeah, he was hurt.
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  Speaker 3: But also come on, like, if you've worked on a boat,
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  Speaker 3: you know that, like no one really has the power
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  Speaker 3: to fire you. And Fraser was busting his butt to
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  Speaker 3: try to save yours and it just didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, he's on the wrong side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the wrong side of history. Like he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't understand because Fraser he did, you know, he did
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  Speaker 2: Goodbye him, So that's too bad.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: He didn't want you to crash and burn and ruined
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  Speaker 3: your good reputation. Was like, why don't we quit, Well,
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  Speaker 3: you're ahead barely.
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  Speaker 1: And regroup.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that was he was not happy at all.
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  Speaker 3: But also, I I can't imagine like having these wonderful
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  Speaker 3: two days on a villa where you're just drinking to
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  Speaker 3: excess and you're having so much fun, and then you
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  Speaker 3: get up the next morning you're like, oh, we.
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  Speaker 1: Have charter in four hours.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh man, I'm ted.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle meets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it was.
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  Speaker 1: What would what would he say? Trauma? I'm traumatized, That's
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  Speaker 1: what I say. I'm traumatized me too.
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  Speaker 2: That bit now that's Fraser.
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  Speaker 3: Did you think it was weird that they were doing
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  Speaker 3: like the preference sheet meeting literally like.
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  Speaker 1: Two hours before the guests got there.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was weird, Yeah, because, uh, you usually
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  Speaker 2: do it like a day before prep so they know
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  Speaker 2: what's up.
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  Speaker 1: You get no time to prep.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they well, I don't know, I'd have
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: to take a better look, but I wonder if they
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  Speaker 2: really did shoot that before the thing and then they
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  Speaker 2: just edited in later. I don't know, they have to
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  Speaker 2: order provisions and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, because yeah, but I did love the foreshadowing
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  Speaker 3: when they were like, well this these charge gets look
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  Speaker 3: like they're gonna be uh.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she called it. She was like that pink lipstick.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: It's so long, and she something is going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: Ysh.
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  Speaker 1: She sure did.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so okay, oh wait before we get to the charter,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry justin Barbara talk. And it was weird watching
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  Speaker 2: them set that table. I was like, oh my gosh,
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: it was how did they not speak? How did Jess
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  Speaker 2: not say, look, I'm sorry, you know, I know it's all.
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  Speaker 1: No I know. And also like I love Barbara.
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  Speaker 3: I think she's dear and she really she really did
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  Speaker 3: like Jess like she was crying. And I felt so
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  Speaker 3: bad because both just and Selene are just like it's
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: so fun. Let's I love what Essa on Watch what Happens?
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  Speaker 3: Like have like her? Uh top she gave the top
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  Speaker 3: five and like her top five reasons why she was
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: attracted to Celene, and the number one reason was she
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: was straight and that it felt like she felt like
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: she conquered it, like I love it, and so like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, she's not taking it seriously, soe Lenna isn't
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  Speaker 3: taking it seriously. But Barbara was like, you know, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Barbara's it's like I don't just do
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  Speaker 3: this with anyone. And I really liked Jess and she
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: didn't want to do it because of Jess and Slene
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  Speaker 3: and then look what happened, and I just felt so
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  Speaker 3: bad for her.
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  Speaker 2: And it's really interesting to see someone on as a
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: yachtie have those boundaries and morals, which Barbara has. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: there is room for that, but there's also more of
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  Speaker 2: an understanding that people just do what they ever, whatever
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  Speaker 2: they want to do in international waters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all pirates.
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  Speaker 2: And I also was happy, on the other hand, for
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  Speaker 2: Jess when she was like, you know, I've been in
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of relationships and I just I've never done
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  Speaker 2: this before where I'm just bopping from left to right,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: you know. But the casualty was Barbara and that hurts,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: And she acknowledged that both on the show and I
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Watch What Happens Live, where Andy asked her something about
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  Speaker 3: like Barbara did not want to talk to you, blah
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  Speaker 3: blah blah, and she was like, I don't blame her,
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  Speaker 3: Like she she gets it.
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  Speaker 1: She knows she does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows, But you're right she should have.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: When they were sitting the table, she could kind have
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: been like listen, I'm so that was like, but I.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they waited until later where it's like can I
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: pull you? And then Jess is like, I did feel
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: something between us, and I shouldn't have acted on it,
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: acted on it, and then we have it, but that's
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: gonna be awkward anyway. So the new charter guests come along,
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: we get the flashback of them being on the show
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  Speaker 2: before where they're up in the wheelhouse with Captain Lee
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  Speaker 2: and they're making a lot of sexual innuendos and it
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  Speaker 2: was just so inappropriate and so well.
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  Speaker 3: You yeah, can you imagine if it was like a
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  Speaker 3: female captain and the men exactly?
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  Speaker 1: I'm being like, oh, really quick.
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  Speaker 3: One thing we did not talk about the villa, which
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: cracked me up was when child passed out naked and
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  Speaker 3: they were like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to put this thing over his penis and.
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  Speaker 2: The olive leaf like all a branch.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: How ridiculous like American television like censorship is when he
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: was turning on his side, there was like the tiniest
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: little square yep that they blurt out that I think
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: was pubic hair.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, was it really necessary?
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  Speaker 2: He's just like yeah, it was amazing, And those guys
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  Speaker 2: are just you know, looking at him and talking about him,
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: and then that he was shamed, He was talked about,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: and he was shamed for his inability to have a
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: you know, a bigger tolerance for partying. Like when Fraser
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: came back and he's like Captain it was really lovely
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: but we stopped drinking halfway through the day and he's like,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: well you're still drinking. Wait, that's not Australian. You get
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  Speaker 2: the idea.
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  Speaker 1: I love Captain.
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  Speaker 2: Carry Okay, So they arrive and Barbara's like they look
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: like the Adams family, which is so true. There's a
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: lot of like, you know, to take the words out
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: of Lisa Barlow's mouth, like you need some Kara stays
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: their fatigue because some of that hair was like what happened? Happened?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: What happened? What happened. It's my friend.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Gregory, who I worked at a salon in college. He
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: would call that color waitress black. It was just from
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: the box tye.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Oh wow yeah, no, no dimension right, and you know what,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with box die. I actually
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: think you know that's why. It was the texture of
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: it and the length. It was more like the texture
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: and the cut.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: There there were there were some ends that could have
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: been trimmed.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Right and by end we mean Kelly so but wait,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: it wasn't Helen. That's like, I don't know what it
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: is like get pulled off the line a T s A.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Every day. They think I'm a drug mule who was.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't Helen. I don't remember her name, but she
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: was great, and they were.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: It was Helen Kelly, and you said the other one already.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: No Helen, Helen Helen is the It might be Michelle,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Helen may Charter. She and her husband.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Richard, that were the charge. She has dark hair, but
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  Speaker 2: the one that not Kelly.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Kelly's a special one. She's gonna stand out, but not
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: for her hair.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Color because of the shekels on her as. Sorry that was,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, well, it's so great.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: You know something is going to go down. Well, not
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: least because of the previews, but you know when they
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: show Fraser on deck where he's like, this is the
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: only place you cannot be when we're docking.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Right, They never shows, but when they show that, you're like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I can't can't wait for the docking.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: This is gonna happen.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I thought someone's head was going to be decapitated, like
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I honestly was. I was so worried.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: But it was also like no reading of the when
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  Speaker 1: Richard went up and was like, hey, captain, what are
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you doing? And Captain's literally like trying to be polite,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: but also like please get the fuck.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Away from me, you know, my vassal. Yeah, how did
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: you get up here? You little mouse? You little ray?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Was he was so pissed. I like when Captain Carrey
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: gets mad, you know, because he's not afraid to throw
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: some some first words out there.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: He just is not.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, these guys like he, you know, I think
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: that it happens more. And you may agree with this
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  Speaker 2: on below decks sailing yacht because oh yeah, he's right there,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: and it seems like Captain Glenn doesn't really mind as
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: much because it's just a different vibe. But even he
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: gets a little bit annoyed when someone's standing right there.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And so for this guy to be looking I get
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: he had no idea what deck he was supposed to
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: be on, and did he just landed up there and
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: decided to stay and talk. You know, in what world
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: does somebody feel I mean, obviously so entitled to these worlds,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: in these worlds, in these worlds, so and then to
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: have all these guests, I mean, they felt like a
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: bunch of wild cats, wild feral cats roaming around this Yeah, okay.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I got this one, now, I gotta go get this one.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Over here, right, Yeah, they're getting away they're multiplying, like
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: this one just got pregnant, you know, one is about
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: to jump in the water. That looked so scary, And that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Channel or whatever it is that they have to go
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: through gives me ajira every time because I'm like, they're
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: gonna scrape the side, like something is going to happen,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Like this is insanity.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: But let's be honest.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they were already several cups deep before they
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: even got on that. Yeah, so they were probably barely
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: listening to anything that was being said, unless it was
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: you in another drink?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Can I get another?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing they hear they cared about.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, the request that were happening while they were
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: just leaving. You know, let's go in the jacuzzi. Hey,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: what is that the last bottle of oove? I'm like, wait,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: To go on a banana bout. Okay, we have we
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: haven't even gotten off the dock yet, so we haven't even.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Left the doc. They are when's dinner? When's lunch? Can
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: get turned down? Service? Hey I need some help over here,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: like it was yeah, it was next level, But you know,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: when we get that drone shot over the yacht. And
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: you see how close he is to this left side
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: of it, which is what thank you port?
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: You know how I know that powart port has four letters?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Left has four letters?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Wow, nice work, Angela.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: And I don't remember is.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: It aft as okay? So port? Yes, is the left
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: side of the boat, of course, excellent job. Boo is
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: the front of the boat. Stern is the rear, and
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: starboard is the right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, stern is the rare. Then what's aft? Don't they say? Act?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: They do? They say aft deck? Now I gotta look
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that up. Listen, we're not Yeatti's well we should be
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: by this point. Oh, it also means the back of
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: the ship, Angela, You're right. The aft of a ship
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: refers to the rear or back end, also known as
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the after deck or stern. Okay, okay deck, the after deck.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: So oh yeah, Well they were on every goddamn deck
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: they could have been, and they found some one talking,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: and they found some new one.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: This guy's like, oh from Jersey. You know, I know
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. I'm gonna have my cousin Eddie
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: come over with you and build another deck right quick
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: before we take off. Boom, we got another deck because the.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Jersey deck nuts.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: God bless these deckhands, these stews for handling it the
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: way they did. Because and I love how Carrie was like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I don't care if you're nice or not. Yeah, have
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: to be nice because this has to do with their safety,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: like we have told them.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Right f away, yes, get the aft away please, holies.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: You know I mean toddlers, like they're toddlers. They're just
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: running in every direction, you know.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I think Kats was the perfect.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Cats was the perfect.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: It was the perfect, Like I got this cat, it
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: just slunk away again.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And then like sunk slunk away. I love that term.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: That's so good.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I have to say that Chef Anthony put together
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: an unbelievable charcuterie board for those guests.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Angela full I was like watching and Barbara when they
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: were standing there, and I was like, God, God bless you,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: because it would be so hard for me and not
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: to be like.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to take a little piece of she said, just.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: A little bit of more to tell a little bit
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: of more to tellow and some sweater so good, let
• 21:56
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• 21:57
  Speaker 4: All of.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: It's a shar shout out, shar shout out. That was
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: a really good one.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It was stuffing.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Stunning, all right. So another thing when they were having
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: drinks at the bar, they're so raucous, like it's amazing that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I mean there they look like a lot of fun
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: if you're in the mood to be around that kind
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: of shirt. But they're like that cringe energy where someone's like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: my favorite drink is the next one? You know, do
• 22:28
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• 22:29
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• 22:30
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• 22:33
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• 22:36
  Speaker 2: She's like decanting and recanting bottles that She's like, put
• 22:40
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• 22:42
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• 22:45
  Speaker 1: She was? I mean it was like an hour and
• 22:50
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  Speaker 2: talking below deck on with Angela Quintana. We have our
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  Speaker 2: rip apart a table scape on a ship while.
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  Speaker 3: She was upset because she was being called out by
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: the other guests. The guy that was like, you don't
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  Speaker 3: need to, Like, he was clearly embarrassed. I mean at
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: one point I think he was like, we didn't even
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: want her to come on this trip.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Well, he called her a train wreck and some other things,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: which honestly he should have. If someone can't plainly speak
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: to her in those terms to get her to pull
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: her act together, which obviously didn't work, you need it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: What, like, what would you do if you were the
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: primary and one of your guests was already behaving like that?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Like I think I would be like, no fucking way,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: this is going to reflect badly on me, and I'm
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: not gonna allow Like who knows what you're gonna do
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: in those shoes, But like I would be mortified if
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I was Helen.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But they were just kind of like.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: They've seen it once. They've seen it. No, this is
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: they've seen it many times. I mean it was pretty clear.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna have to ask you again. Was it
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Helen or was it Michelle who said at towards later
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: later when she was like I'm sure you see this
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: all the time, it's like it was no, Okay.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: It was Michell and how she was like, we've all
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: done this, We've all been like this, We've all behaved
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: like this.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And someone was like I haven't.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, I'm sure you see this all
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: the time on boats. It's like you would think they
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: would and we have seen a lot and call back
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: to you giving Dolores shout out to Dolores. But well
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: they haven't.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: No, because when she said that, Fraser was like standing
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: with his trade looking at her and he was like yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: and he walked away and he.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Was like he's like he like turns to the camera.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, we haven't, actually, we haven't.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Actually, Mummy, mommy has never seen her children behave like this.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: He loves telling himself mother and Mummy he does. Mummy
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: is very disappointed.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Mummy has got to talk in the toddlers. So oh
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: and the other thing that Fraser did which cracked me
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: up is that, well they're at the table and Kelly
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: is already like whoo, she's wooing. I mean, you'd think
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: that she was at a Keith Urban concert the way
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: that she was wooing up in that place.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: She was ready to party.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: And I I'm not surprised that she didn't eat because
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: it reminded me of an old friend who I udored,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: but he clearly had an issue with alcohol and he
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: did not want to eat because he wanted to drink
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: because eating with like dull everything and would like not
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: make him drunk or make them not as drunk.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And he would stay that. So when she was like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: not eating, I was like, oh, this is reminding me
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: of my key.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I don't that's that's why she's so skinny.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she hadn't.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: She wasn't me.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: She's like a lot of alcohol.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: She's been working on her beach body. It's just nine am.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: But then so Fraser says like, won't t how you
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: drink because leta, you're going to be doing jet skis.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: And then Kelly's like, you don't know, are tolerance and
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: he goes, we can see tolerance.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: We sure can, and I was surprised they let her
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: get anywhere near the water.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: She was fast. Did you see how quickly she who
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: knew she even had a bikini underneath that dress. I
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: saw that thing come off. I was like, dang, she's ready.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Our girl is ready to go. Well she escaped, Oh yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: she had banana boat on her mind and she was
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: going to go for it. When drunk people are like
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: the slipperiest people. You think that they're so incapacitated that
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: they can't move very fast, but they will shock you
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: with the speed and agility to get from one safe
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: place to the most dangerous place on earth. And that
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: is what she did. So by the time she got
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: out there, there wasn't the time for the cap in
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: to go and communicate before she even arrived that they
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: were cutting her off. And he had to say it plainly,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you know, right when she was there. Didn't hear it,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: of course, So she's already perched up there like a
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: marmalade on the back of that boat.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Well, it was also the first time that we've seen
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: a captain being like someone's on her way down, just
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: keeping it. You gotta keep an eye on her, like this
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: is he like radio, oh, I.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Think, and he was like, Kelly's on her way down
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to keep an eye on it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Kelly jumped from the deck all the way down.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: They are so quick and agile for some reason. But
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: then when you try to get them, it's like dead weight.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, it's like trying to hold sand. You know,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, my gosh, it's so going through my fingers. Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And the fact that like, thank goodness, they hadn't left
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: the dock yet and things were already you know, popping off,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: and here she's I've been swimming since I was fined. Boom,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: she jumps in the water. I could care less about
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: your yacht. I'm a good swimmer. Come chase me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: And I love.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: It's so funny to see them have to walk that
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: good line of like, yeah, I'm going to be respectful,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: but I really want to strangle the shit out of you.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: But do you want to put this lifevest on? How
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: about put lifest on? She's like, no, right, I don't
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: need a us get on or get it on her.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: She's like slips right out into the water.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Of course, she's like chasing her, and she's like swimming
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: away she oiled up.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: So hard that morning too, Like you know, when someone's
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: going a day drink, they're like, I gotta oil up
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: so no one can catch me. I. You know, this
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: has got to be very triggering for some people also
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: to watch this episode, because when you can't control someone
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: who is inebriated, and when when people who have lived
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: with people like that all their lives, like I would
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: have to turn the channel. I don't think I could
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: endure that. I mean I I've definitely been in situations
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: like that where you like where you're like, oh my gosh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: and you you sometimes you have to disengage and let
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: other people deal with it if you're close to that person,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: because the person, if the person is close with you,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: they will be more aggressive towards you. Yes, but what's
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: interesting is that she was aggressive towards everyone, no matter.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: What everyone, and the killed me that we see.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Her hold on one second. Okay, sorry you guys. I
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: had to pop off because Maddie was in the other
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: room and I thought I heard like a coyote, but
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I also was concerned. You know, she's okay. So I
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: go out and I'm like.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I hear, Maddie, are you Okay, okay, I just heard
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: you say oh oh.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Oh you were singing, Oh man, God bless her. She
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: is oh hab du hobb duh. Okay, So getting back
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Tye Banana boat lady.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Everybody is like trying to like Corraller and Blocker, like
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: all these decands. It's chaos downstairs, and she's like jumping
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: into the water.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: They're getting her out.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: She wants to jump back in. And then they show
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: the lunch and they're like, this is so good.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Pineapple. Oh yeah, Pineapple's sore big, it's really good for
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: cleansing the palette. They have no idea that their friend
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: is going to get them. Oh kicked off the charter.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: My good job editors because that was intertainting.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Oh they could not that was award winning, you know
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: if this episode, like this episode should win all of
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: the awards.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Chef's kiss Kiss and we're not even really into the
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: meat of what's.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Going to happen.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you think is going to happen? Like
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: do you think that she's I.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Mean, I feel like I Hugo said on Watch What
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Happens Live that he's like, I don't think I've ever
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: seen a guest be like I escorted off by authorities.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't remember that happening this episode.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so here's what I predict. I predict that she
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: gets off of the boat. They take her off of
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: the boat, they take her to a hotel. You know,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: the producers will have her put in a hotel or whatever,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: or the hospital. Quite frankly, that's true.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: She's probably so dehydrated, she's just God bless her.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Nothing alcohol in that gallon.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Ivydad get her and I they they do it enough
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: on all the Bravo.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Shows, and then she will sleep it off and then
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: she might come back to the boat.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't allow her to come back. If I were
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't either.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, she threatened the captain. They talked about also
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: on Watch What Happens Live, because she was.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: When she was throwing a bill, she was like, oh,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you're a Democrats. Democrats was the cherry on top.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: That was the light of my life. That was the
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: light of it. I was like, this is the great
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen in my life. The way that
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: she said you're.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: All as it was so good. But I uh, when
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: she was like throwing pillows.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I had Carrie and they asked they were they Andy
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: asked just In Hugo. They were like, what do you think, Like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: how do you think he was staying so calm and
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: cool when she's like throwing things and Jess goes.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You could see his face. I think he wanted to laugh.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Because he thought it was so ridiculous, but he was like,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: obviously had to keep it cool.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: You know, he's the cabin of the ship. Literally. But
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: we've never seen ever, even when Dolores got escorted off
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the boat and jumped in the water as she was
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: being tendered back, we'd never we I don't think we've
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: ever seen any banket this aggressive right towards a captain.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: The pillows, I mean the pillows, the table scape, the pillows.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I want these pearls. She's like no, no, no, no, no,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: oh god, she's.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Like the words kind of drunk because she's agile, you
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, She's slippery and she's agile, and
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: she'll get to get somewhere. And look, she was swimming
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: just fine. I'm not gonna lie. She was just fine.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: For the moment she would have sunk like a rock.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Give her sixty more seconds gone, you know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: But the way she was Michael Phelps away from Jess
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: when Jess was trying to catch.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Up with her, catch me and her big clunky life jacket,
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: being like trying to get her, get her, Jess, She's trying, trying.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: She's like doing the freaking butterfly stroke. She's like, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: get this, this is my stroke in high school and
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: just slice his eyes five.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: We can tell.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: In the country clubs, swim teams star.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I uh.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Also, my question that has nothing to do with Kelly is,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: at least from what they have been teasing us for
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: the season, I wonder if it's Michelle or that is
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the guest that Kyle hooks up with, because it looks,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: at least from what we've seen, it looks like a
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: person with like dark long hair, like jeez, older woman, like, you're.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Right, take your pick. We know they'll do it. There
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: ready to go and all charters and he's like, no
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: one will notice because there's so much chaos, I might
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: as well do it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Kelly.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, that is so true.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: So yeah, when the Captain's like, if you don't go
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: in this room, colling authorities and I'm gonna have you
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: taking off these vessel. You know when they called a vessel,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: it means business.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know when you're locked. And I love
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: how he did it too. She's like, come down to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: me privately, I'm not gonna tell you. I care. Come
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: and talk to me. He's like, okay, yeah, let's go
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: shut the door. You locked me. Get here. This is
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: not his first rodeo.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was a slick move on Captain Carrey's.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe they got her in there. It was
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: a trap. It was like did they put a glass
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: of move in a trap, you know, in her room
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: and lured her her in there with like little breadcrumbs
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: of alcohol, you know, down the hall. They even get
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: her in there.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Little airplane bottles of yeh, little air Another one, another one.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: This is a fun game.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You love this yacht.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Well, these Democrats aren't so bad. When Captain was like,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: we can't allow an exit point. I want you to
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: shut down this entire y'all, you know, you're just like, wow,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: it's they have to you know, these doors, everything is
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: open air.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: You know, the whole thing is an exit point.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: How do you think she got down from the lunch
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: to the to the floating dog. She jumps and.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I would not put it past her, like if she
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: felt trapped on like she would jump off of any
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: deck there was to get into that water.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I mean that cabin, She's gonna find a way out.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: They were lucky to get her in that cabin.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: But then I loved it when they at the very
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: end of the episode when the authorities got there and
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: they were like, okay, okay, you can let go of
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: the handle, and he's like.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Like, there's a lion tiger in there, like is she.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Gonna come out?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: It was animal Well, the conversations, the little lines that
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: we got clips of the the editors allowed us to
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: hear from the other guests and I can't tell you everyone,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: but Frank was like, I'm staying away from all the drama.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I think I'm still at lunch, you know.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Sitting at the lunch table. He was not going to
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: get involved.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Helen says, I got connection, don't worry about it. And
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: then someone said I didn't want that broad to come.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: That was the guy that was like you are being
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: an Anna or whatever. He said, like you're a train wreck.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: That was that was him.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He didn't want her to come.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Was he the one that went in the room. It
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: was like, if you fight these French officers, they will Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Went with Helen. But also remember Kelly was like, I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: got the FBI.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: She was calling the FBI.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, do it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, it's like Norma from below deck Mediterraneans on the line.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Norma's there. She called Norma No, yeah, who was she?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I would love to know who was actually on that phone.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It was like pizza hut. It was just like the
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: last people that she called, you know, provision if we
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: need some more.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'm locked in this room.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Gosh. I mean, is there anything else that we have
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: left unturned? I mean, I just it's it's It was
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: the one of the most shocking episodes we've ever seen.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it coming.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, packed with everything, love, triangles, drunken guests, fighting between
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: the crew.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Drama, tweet docking, leaving the dock.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, and now we're going to see a guess dragged
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: off the boat by French authorities.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Did it get any better? I well?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Also when captain said, are you when the French authorities
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: get here? Are you going to translator? But I was like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: get Selene up there, because Fraser he knows French, but
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: not very well. Is that right or does he feel
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I thought to meet?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Well, he speaks French, but remember when he was like
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: last season when he was like talking to Anthony's mom.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: It was like, I was like, you're like a native speaker,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: and okay, that's right him because yeah, because.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: He he was like, do you do we need a translator?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And Freezer was like, I'd rather do it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, you're right, he's good. He is Okay,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I couldn't remember, but you're absolutely right. He does speak
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: French and very well.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: He's very humble, like, oh no, no.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: No, French. Mother knows French.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: We'll get to French. And he's like speaking every tongues
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: in French.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: He just doesn't have a good French accent. With an
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: American using an American U exactly dialogue, I don't know
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. Well, Angela Quintana has spin a delight.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for next week.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not wait.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: We are on the edge of our seats. It hasn't
• 43:55
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• 43:57
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