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Hour 3 - The Heat is Not On · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka Laca.
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Speaker 2: It's our birth three. Our number three is ready to go,
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Speaker 2: and we'll go to the Eastern Conference in the NBA.
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Speaker 2: How do you explain the historical beatdown that the Miami
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Speaker 2: Heat took to close out their series with Cleveland back
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Speaker 2: to back thirty plus point losses. They were down by
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Speaker 2: sixty in the game that was played on Monday night. Also,
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Speaker 2: what does this latest game do for Tyler heroes status
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Speaker 2: going forward with the Miami Heat and we'll pivot away
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Speaker 2: from that series. Would Kevin Durant consider playing for the
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Speaker 2: San Antonio Spurs. That rumor has popped up as well.
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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that and who knows what else. We'll
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Speaker 2: also have a game show later this hour. All of
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Speaker 2: that coming your way right now here. It is our
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Speaker 2: number three. The heat is not on, The heat is off,
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Speaker 2: the heat is broken. Welcome in the big game of
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Speaker 1: I'd be so our lead this hour.
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Speaker 2: It will go back to pro bouncy ball at least
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Speaker 2: at the start here South Beach, the Calves and the Heat.
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Speaker 2: Playing Game four of the Eastern Conference opening round matchup.
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Speaker 2: Miami was run off the court in their previous matchup
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Speaker 2: in this series, so trying to at least save some
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Speaker 2: face and have respect and at least go out with
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Speaker 2: a fight like Memphis did. Memphis got their ass kicked
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Speaker 2: by Oklahoma City in the first couple of games, but
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Speaker 2: they fought back and at least made it competitive the
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Speaker 2: last couple of games in their sweep. So Miami trying
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Speaker 2: to do the same thing. How did that go? Don't ask,
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Speaker 2: I don't know. If you saw this, you probably didn't
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Speaker 2: see it. And if you did see it, you turn
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Speaker 2: it off.
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Speaker 1: Now.
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Speaker 2: I had it on, and then I kept going back.
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Speaker 2: I thought my phone was broken. When I looked at
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Speaker 2: the score on my phone, Well, that can't be right,
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Speaker 2: and I looked back.
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Speaker 1: I was right. I was like, Wow, that's pretty wild.
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Speaker 2: So Donovan Spider Mitchell with twenty two points. DeAndre Hunter
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Speaker 2: had nineteen as well. The Cavaliers disemboweled the once proud
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Speaker 2: Miami Heat franchise. They led by as many as sixty
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Speaker 2: sixty in a playoff playoffs. They had a sixty point
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Speaker 2: lead in a playoff game.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 2: They end up winning one thirty eight to eighty three
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Speaker 2: and turn out the last the parties over for Miami.
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Speaker 1: What a party.
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Speaker 2: It was the most lopsided series in the history of
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Speaker 2: pro bouncy ball. There has never been a less competitive
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Speaker 2: series than the Miami Heat and the Cleveland Cavaliers. It
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Speaker 2: has never happened. Cleveland won the series, but I combined
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Speaker 2: one and twenty two points. Yes, there is a stat
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Speaker 2: for everything. The previous record was set not that long ago,
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Speaker 2: although it has been sixteen years Denver over the New
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Speaker 2: Orleans basketball team. That was way back in twenty nine.
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Speaker 2: Now in this game, the game was played.
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Speaker 1: On Monday night.
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Speaker 2: The fifty five point margin in Game four the fourth
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Speaker 2: largest margin in a playoff game in one loan playoff
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Speaker 2: game of all time.
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Speaker 1: The record which.
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Speaker 2: Almost was broken was Minneapolis over Saint Louis in nineteen
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Speaker 2: fifty six. That was fifty eight points. There was also
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Speaker 2: a beatdown between the Lakers and the Golden State Warriors
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Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy three, and so that was also up there.
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Speaker 2: But Cleveland will play the Indiana Pacers in the next round,
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Speaker 2: although the Pacers still have to beat the Milwaukee Bucks
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Speaker 2: Pacers up three to one in that series. But let's
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Speaker 2: focus in here on an epic beatdown, and the better
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Speaker 2: story is in the I give up locker room. So
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Speaker 2: we'll start with that. I've got this. How do you explain?
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Speaker 2: How do you explain the historical beatdown the once proud
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Speaker 2: Miami Heat franchise experienced in back to back games, but
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Speaker 2: the full meltdown as they lose by almost sixty in
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Speaker 2: the final game. So I've got European vacation, boombox, and
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Speaker 2: no mad and we will combine all of these things
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Speaker 2: together and we're gonna swim like a shark, is what
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Speaker 2: we're going to do, all right. So first of all,
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Speaker 2: I've got ane. I wrote down ane on my notes
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Speaker 2: app on my phone, no effort. There was a legendary
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Speaker 2: coach who was an influence on me in my younger days,
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Speaker 2: Bill Fitch, a Hall of Fame coach who explained to me,
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Speaker 2: and he coached a really bad Clippers team, but explained
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Speaker 2: to me that no matter how bad you are, the
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Speaker 2: difference between the top team and the worst team is
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Speaker 2: not that great. That if the lesser team plays with
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Speaker 2: effort and energy and focus, that they can close the
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Speaker 2: gap somewhat somewhat, and that they're not going to be
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Speaker 2: blown off the court. That if you just go out
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Speaker 2: there and give an honest effort and play hard, that
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Speaker 2: there's not that big a separation. Now, you don't need
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Speaker 2: me to tell you the Miami Heat are a bunch
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Speaker 2: of dogs, that they're quitters. The worst thing you can
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Speaker 2: say is a team gave up the Miami Heat no effort,
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Speaker 2: an e no effort. That was an unconditional surrender. Unconditional
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Speaker 2: surrender by the Miami Heat. They did not go down
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Speaker 2: with a fight. And coach Spoe Eric Spawlster, who was
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Speaker 2: considered one of the better coaches in the NBA, he
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Speaker 2: might as well have gone outside the arena at the
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Speaker 2: end of the first quarter and taken down the American
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Speaker 2: flag and hoisted up a white flag. This was a
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Speaker 2: give up situation by all accounts. The car service was
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Speaker 2: waiting outside the arena. The suitcase was packed, they had
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Speaker 2: their tickets ready, they had already checked.
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Speaker 1: In at the airport, and they were ready for their.
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Speaker 2: Nice European vacation, ready to go, acting like that French
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Speaker 2: soldier as they retreated from competition. Wowy, you expect certain
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Speaker 2: teams to give up, those teams that are known to quit.
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Speaker 2: That was not a team that was known to quit
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Speaker 2: prior to this. And they threw the acts in the lake.
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Speaker 2: They just took the acts and they tossed it in
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Speaker 2: the lake. They said, that's it, We're done now. One
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Speaker 2: of the other subplots to this, and we talked about
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Speaker 2: this in the playing that Fugazi playing thing where the
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Speaker 2: Miami Heat won a couple of games to get into
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Speaker 2: the playoffs. Water they finished tenth during the regular season,
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Speaker 2: and they look like they should have finished worse than
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Speaker 2: that the way they did not compete in Gutless Wonders
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Speaker 2: against the Cleveland Cavaliers. But the question, the second part
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Speaker 2: of this is what does this particular outcome in this
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Speaker 2: series and this game in particular, What does this do
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Speaker 2: for hero Ball? What does this do for Tyler Hero
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Speaker 2: and his status going forward for the Miami Heat. So,
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Speaker 2: after eight minutes long Mallard deliberation, I have determined that
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Speaker 2: Tyler Hero is cooked. He's cooked, absolutely cooked. And this
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Speaker 2: series was a placement test. Nobody expected the Miami Heat
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Speaker 2: to win the series. Nobody expected that it's really a
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Speaker 2: ten seed versus a one seed.
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Speaker 1: You don't expect it, However, do you have the fight?
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Speaker 1: Are you going to scratch and claw? Right?
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Speaker 2: You're the headliner. This is your team. Now they got
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Speaker 2: rid of all the other good players. It's bam out
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Speaker 2: of bio, But really it's Tyler Hero right, is a
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Speaker 2: big guy, can't be the go to in modern NBA.
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Speaker 1: It's Tyler Hero. So you're Tyler Hero. This is your team.
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Speaker 2: This is your opportunity to prove, to show everyone, not
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Speaker 2: really proved, but to reassure pat Riley and other NBA
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Speaker 2: observers that you're okay, You're up to the challenge, that
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Speaker 2: you're not a phony, you're not a fraud, and you
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Speaker 2: can get it done. So this was his opportunity. He
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Speaker 2: went out there, and how did he play? Was there
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Speaker 2: any perseverance? No, there was no perseverance. Instead of shaking
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Speaker 2: and baking on the court, he stumbled and bumbled on
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Speaker 2: the court. That is, I believe, the accurate way to
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Speaker 2: describe this.
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Speaker 1: How bad was it?
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Speaker 2: It was so bad that Tyler Hero, in his first
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Speaker 2: opportunity to prove to the world that he is worthy
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Speaker 2: of being the top player on an NBA franchise, Tyler
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Speaker 2: Hero finished the night with four more points.
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Speaker 1: Than you and I had. He was one of ten
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Speaker 1: from the floor.
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Speaker 2: He made one three point shot and missed every other
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Speaker 2: shot a shot eleven point one percent from three point
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Speaker 2: l ten percent from just field goal in general, and
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Speaker 2: the only shot he made was a three point shot.
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Speaker 2: But one rebound, one assist, one turnover for Tyler Hero,
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Speaker 2: and a stunning, mind boggling plus minus of minus forty four,
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Speaker 2: which means while he was on the court, the Miami
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Speaker 2: Heat were outscored by forty four points.
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Speaker 1: He was completely useless.
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Speaker 2: Get out the old boombox there and crank up the
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Speaker 2: culture club.
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Speaker 1: What happened to the Heat culture?
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Speaker 2: You're Tyler Hero, You're supposed to represent the Heat culture.
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Speaker 1: What was that? It's broken?
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Speaker 2: I thought they had a commitment to winning and fighting
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Speaker 2: and all of that and working hard and blue collar mentality.
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Speaker 1: And my report card for Tyler Hero on his first
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Speaker 1: go round.
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Speaker 2: As the lead actor on the Miami Heat, I grated
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Speaker 2: his performance a G capital G gutless capital G gutless
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Speaker 2: and bam out of Baio, who wasn't all that much better,
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Speaker 2: maam out of Bio said, there's going to be a
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Speaker 2: lot of changes this summer, he stated, just from my
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Speaker 2: point of view, understanding how the guy with the silver
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Speaker 2: hair wink wink works.
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Speaker 1: Just be prepared for that.
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Speaker 2: So, speaking of that, which way is the guy with
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Speaker 2: the silver hair going to go?
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Speaker 1: Of course? Pat Riley and so there's options.
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Speaker 2: You've got the Greek freak with Dame Lillard's injury in Milwaukee,
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Speaker 2: he is seemingly in play. The Nuggets are going to
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Speaker 2: lose to the Clippers, and so Nikola Jokic with that
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Speaker 2: dysfunction in Denver, he becomes a play that you could
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Speaker 2: make on the trade market as well.
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Speaker 1: So stay tuned.
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Speaker 2: In Miami one of the few teams they can get
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Speaker 2: pretty much anybody, because everyone wants to play in Miami
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Speaker 2: and it's likely a better place to play than LA
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Speaker 2: because of the tax situation in Miami. You get to
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Speaker 2: keep more of your money in Florida than you do
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Speaker 2: in California. And the weather's great and all that. All right, now,
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Speaker 2: final fun, So, speaking of gossip, some chatter, and we
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Speaker 2: love the chatter. Chatter around the league is that San
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Speaker 2: Antonio is now prime on the market. They're on the
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Speaker 2: prow for the Slim Reaper. Yeah, first new rumor involving
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Speaker 2: Kevin Durant. In at least two days, they are expected
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Speaker 2: to pursue not only Kevin Durant, but also Giannis and
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Speaker 2: his situation. A dent to Kuombo there in Milwaukee as
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Speaker 2: they are trying to actually try to win with Wemby
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Speaker 2: who's supposed to come back next season. So let's focus
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Speaker 2: in on the slim Reaper. Would Kevin Durant actually consider
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Speaker 2: playing on the River Walk for the Spurs? So I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna go yes on this. I don't think this is
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Speaker 2: that difficult to question. I believe this is an accurate
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Speaker 2: question to ask. It's a good question to ask because
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Speaker 2: if the Spurs are actually trying to not suck anymore
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Speaker 2: and put a decent team on the court, it would
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Speaker 2: make sense. And plus, you look at the pedigree of
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Speaker 2: Kevin Durant. He is the ultimate nomad. He's a basketball gypsy.
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Speaker 2: He's the gypsy king of the NBA, bouncing around, He's
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Speaker 2: the wanderer. And he's already played in Seattle, Oklahoma City.
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Speaker 2: Of course, that was because the team moved Golden State
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Speaker 2: Brooklyn Phoenix. And he's gonna play for several more teams
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Speaker 2: before he's done. And the Spurs are going to have
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Speaker 2: a top ten pick for whatever that's worth. The Sons
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Speaker 2: would seem like to get draft picks for Kevin Durant,
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Speaker 2: who was an older player at this particular point. Wemby
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Speaker 2: is a generational super nova, so we are told, and
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Speaker 2: he's only going to get better and all that stuff.
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Speaker 2: And the thing about Durant, well, a lot of these
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Speaker 2: guys only want to play in Miami or LA or
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Speaker 2: the big city and all that. Like I look at
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Speaker 2: Durant and to me, the only two things he cares
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Speaker 2: about in life are weed and social media. And you
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Speaker 2: can hang out in San Antonio and smoke. I'm assuming
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Speaker 2: plenty of weed. I don't know exactly the law is there?
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Speaker 2: What I am assum when they're looking the other way.
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Speaker 2: So you get your cannabis there and you can have
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Speaker 2: your burner account.
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Speaker 1: You can have your your bong in one hand, you
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Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't recommend it like Peong Yang that's
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Speaker 2: Ben Mahlor. We mentioned this earlier, but what an amazing factoid,
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Speaker 2: Tyler Shuck. This was the answer on the instant Trivia.
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Speaker 2: He's the last person born in the nineteen hundreds that
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Speaker 2: will ever be drafted by the NFL.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 2: While played at Louisville, was drafted by the Saints in
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Speaker 2: the second round.
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Speaker 1: He was born in September of nineteen ninety nine.
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Speaker 2: He's been the oldest players that was drafted this year.
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Speaker 2: And if you look around, he's the only top prospect
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Speaker 2: in the draft that was born in the twentieth century
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Speaker 2: and will.
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Speaker 1: Likely be the last. So that's it.
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Speaker 2: And if you're born in the nineteen hundreds, nobody else
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Speaker 2: coming out of that that year. It's all the two
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Speaker 2: thousands and beyond. And I remember sitting in this chair. Well,
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Speaker 2: it was actually across the hall when the first player
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Speaker 2: was drafted from the two thousands, and we were like,
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Speaker 2: oh my god, this is unbelievable. It was a baseball player.
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Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, this is nuts. God was born
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Speaker 2: in two thousand and he was drafted by Major League Baseball.
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Speaker 1: It was nuts. But now here we are, We're done
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Speaker 1: with the nineteen hundreds.
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Speaker 2: Mallor Riddle of the Day. And here's the Mallar Riddle
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Speaker 2: of the day. Hey, Stephen Curry says that he bonded
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Speaker 2: with Jimmy Butler and Draymond Green bonded as well over
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Speaker 2: being blank. So Jimmy Butler, Draymond Green and Stephan Curry
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Speaker 2: bonded over being blank. According to Steph Curry, that is
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Speaker 2: the mallord a riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: And what is the answer to the riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: Let's see here far out Dave says one Dell's nineteen
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Speaker 2: seventies edition Penthouse with three d He's the answer, okay.
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Speaker 2: Bonded over a hot box session with weed Man hippie
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Speaker 2: guest by Scrooge in the Bay Area, Ferg Dog says,
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Speaker 2: over the love of SpongeBob square Pants. Such a great show.
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Speaker 2: According to Ferg, who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Bonded over double Dutch guessed by the Late night drug
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Speaker 2: tester King Rory says Grand theft Minnesota. That's what they
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Speaker 2: enjoyed playing. Who else we have, Paige Dan, That's a
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Speaker 2: fun game, he can't read that. Bonded over being online gamers,
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Speaker 2: according to Alf the Alien Opineer. Trucker Joe says they
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Speaker 2: bonded being part of the FTX crypto scam back in
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Speaker 2: the day. Milkman Mike and Colorado says they bonded over
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Speaker 2: their love of the Mallard Palooza. That's right, and the
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Speaker 2: Malapaloosa will be coming this summer yet again. Another Malapaloosa,
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Speaker 2: one of the great events, one of the great festivals
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Speaker 2: of our time MENSA members Guessed by O C.
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Speaker 1: Kirby. Who else you have?
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Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns says being members of the Pickle of the
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Speaker 2: Month club sounds terrible. Page down Justin and Cincinnati working
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Speaker 2: his magic yet again. Tator Swift fans not Taylor Tater
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Speaker 2: Swift fans from Donkey Sausage. Anka Terror from Rochester, New
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Speaker 2: York says allergic to blind Scott's phone calls. J T
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Speaker 2: the Wingman says bonded while listening to the Fifth Hour
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Speaker 2: with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio. Andy in Lino Lakes,
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Speaker 2: Minnesota says the answer to the riddle, they bonded all
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Speaker 2: from being in the same nursery. That is the answer.
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Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Bobby and Florida says they
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Speaker 2: bonded over being Eskimo brothers. Okay, I don't know what
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Speaker 2: that means. Nature Boy answering the Call of the Wild,
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Speaker 2: says that they are fans of all Broadway shows. Truck
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Speaker 2: Stop Fungus eating delicious barbecue. I'm sure he's done with
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Speaker 2: that now. The truck stop in Tennessee says bonded over bondage.
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Speaker 1: Is the answer. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Being in a hot tub from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
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Speaker 2: Mike the leper consayts they bonded over their bucket list.
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Speaker 2: They all desire to find leper count on gold coins.
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Speaker 2: That that is the answer. Natron said something involving fruit.
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Speaker 2: What else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down?
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Speaker 2: A lot of people complimenting Malard prop guy on the song.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure we'll play that again, maybe one more time
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Speaker 2: next hour. All right, do you have an answer? Lorana
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Speaker 2: is the malord riddle of the day. Stephen Curry says
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Speaker 2: he bonded with Jimmy Butler and Draymond Green.
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Speaker 1: They all bonded together over being blank, over being boy scouts,
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Speaker 1: boy scouts.
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Speaker 2: I don't think those existing any way. Boys boy Scout's
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Speaker 2: the answer. No, The correct answer is they bonded over
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Speaker 2: being quote degenerate poker players.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, degenerate poker players.
21:46
Speaker 2: Many a fight has happened in professional sports on those
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Speaker 2: late night red eye flights when guys are playing cards
21:53
Speaker 2: and they lose and they don't win, they lose their
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Speaker 2: ass and then they don't want to pay the money
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Speaker 2: and it becomes very problematic. But that's according to Stephen Curry.
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Speaker 2: If they were all hanging out there and they bonded
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Speaker 2: over a wonderful wonderful matchup of degenerate poker. So anyway,
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Speaker 2: attition calls.
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Speaker 1: And who do we have you? This is the eeny
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Speaker 1: meany miny mode. Let's say hello to.
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Speaker 2: Trucker Don, who's in the Shreeport, Louisiana this morning. Hello
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Speaker 2: trucker Don, welcome, good morning, bending happy, very thank you.
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Speaker 1: We don't do shout outs, but I appreciate that. And
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Speaker 1: then what's going on in Sreeport this morning?
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Speaker 4: Oh, this morning. I'm doing what I do. I move
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Speaker 4: these trailers.
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Speaker 5: Around for his company.
22:41
Speaker 4: I'm grateful, grateful, grateful. I'm one of those sugar fans.
22:48
Speaker 5: So I can only say he's box office in my mind.
22:51
Speaker 5: Take a Colorado team to a national television every game
22:58
Speaker 5: to take a individual we cat the Heisman trophies, to
23:04
Speaker 5: take an individual to the.
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Speaker 4: Second person drafted. Ye, and he's the loser, I say not,
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Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm looking forward to wherever he goes. And
23:18
Speaker 4: I believe Minnie, like many, he get a chance to
23:23
Speaker 4: put the helm and home they'll sell out.
23:27
Speaker 1: Well, hey, he will have a chance.
23:29
Speaker 2: If he goes to Cleveland and ball's out and practice
23:32
Speaker 2: and all that, then he'll have a chance to play.
23:34
Speaker 1: And they don't have anybody. They all suck, Their quarterbacks
23:36
Speaker 1: are all terrible.
23:37
Speaker 2: So he's good. He'll get a chance to play out us.
23:40
Speaker 2: I mean they drafted. You got to think the owner
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Speaker 2: at that point stepped in. I do Tuck or John
23:46
Speaker 2: because it was.
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Speaker 1: The story of the weekend.
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Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about this, and all of a sudden, the
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Speaker 2: Browns make a trade to acquire him after they already
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Speaker 2: drafted another quarterback in the previous part of the draft,
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Speaker 2: so the owner had to If the owner's in the
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Speaker 2: tank for Schaud, then he should get an opportunity.
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Speaker 4: Again, I'm just sitting back like everybody else. We don't know.
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Speaker 1: Who did what.
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Speaker 4: We just think, Yeah, the tiny man. I ran into
24:14
Speaker 4: the the league of darkness, and the league of darkness
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Speaker 4: they say, oh, we're not going to accept him because
24:22
Speaker 4: he's shiny. He talked, he uh got a there that talk,
24:27
Speaker 4: and uh, we're we're running this. We've uh got a
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Speaker 4: legislator keep and we're billionaires and we're going to show
24:37
Speaker 4: them that once well black quarterbacks and we we did
24:42
Speaker 4: it to Colin Kaepernick, and we'll do it to YouTube Son.
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Speaker 2: I don't know about that, agree on that, but listen,
24:48
Speaker 2: you'll get an opportunity and not the Toronto Argonauts truck
24:51
Speaker 2: or don they have the option of adding him, So
24:54
Speaker 2: he's the You can always go to Toronto if he
24:56
Speaker 2: wants there.
24:57
Speaker 4: He's on the is not a shame? Isn't that a shame?
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Speaker 4: They had him on every Saturday? And now, Yeah, best
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Speaker 4: thing you can do is leave the league and go
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Speaker 4: to Toronto.
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Speaker 1: Well, no, you can go to Cleveland. I don't know.
25:10
Speaker 1: You might want to actually play for the Argonauts. You
25:12
Speaker 1: have a better chance to win in Toronto than you
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Speaker 1: do in Cleveland.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, I gotta go. Thank you, don be safe
25:17
Speaker 2: out there. There's a doc driving rot report. Thank you, sir,
25:20
Speaker 2: appreciate that. It is the Ben Mahlor Show. As we
25:23
Speaker 2: are continuing on through the overnight hours here and a
25:28
Speaker 2: story I'm sure we're going to talk about more coming
25:30
Speaker 2: up in the next couple of days. The Commissioner, rob
25:34
Speaker 2: Manfraud as we like to call him, is going to
25:37
Speaker 2: make a rule. He met with President Trump recently, and
25:42
Speaker 2: one of the requests the President made was to remove
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Speaker 2: the permanent lifetime ban of Pete Rose, considering Pete's dead.
25:51
Speaker 1: Now, so you don't need to ban him anymore.
25:54
Speaker 2: Pete died in September at age eighty three, and so
25:57
Speaker 2: the goal is to get Pete Rose in the Hall
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Speaker 2: of Fame.
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Speaker 1: Which I think is at this point. It's dumb. He
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Speaker 1: honored people while they're alive, not while they're dead. I
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Speaker 1: think it's stupid. But hey, you know.
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Speaker 2: Manford said he met with the President a couple of
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Speaker 2: weeks ago, and one of the topics was Pete Rose.
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Speaker 1: He said that.
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Speaker 2: There's no timeline on that. Not committing to a timeline.
26:19
Speaker 2: He said that he is going to rule on that
26:24
Speaker 2: coming up, so expect that God only knows when. Anyway,
26:28
Speaker 2: all right, it is the Ben Mahler Show. I think
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Speaker 2: we need a fun fact. Do we have the big
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Speaker 2: oh what fun it is. Yes, Congratulations to the Dodgers
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Speaker 2: and Marlins playing this week.
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Speaker 1: Dodgers had to go to extra innings to beat the Marmins.
26:50
Speaker 2: That is the biggest mismatch in baseball history. The payroll
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Speaker 2: gap is around four hundred and six million between the
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Speaker 2: Dodger payroll with all the taxes and all that, and
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Speaker 2: the Marlins payroll It is the largest salary gap between
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Speaker 2: two teams playing each other in baseball history, four one
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Speaker 2: hundred and six million bleeping dollars. Wow, and the Martins
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Speaker 2: almost came back to beat the Dodgers. They did not
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Speaker 2: We've got Jordan in cans Uh City. Hello Jordan, Hey,
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Speaker 2: happy birthday.
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Speaker 1: Then I'm doing Hey, thank you, Jordan. I appreciate that.
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Speaker 1: How's everything in Casey this morning? Oh boy, you just done?
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Speaker 4: Watson Draft over there? Yeah, eat those malt kicking fingers
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Speaker 4: at the land.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I had a big party over there. I heard it
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Speaker 1: was a big event, radio station event.
28:27
Speaker 2: All right, Jordan, you're gonna play. Who do you want
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Speaker 2: to partner up with? You got me, Ben, you got Cooper?
28:32
Speaker 2: If you really want fun, pick the Rainer?
28:35
Speaker 3: You know what.
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Speaker 5: Let's let's make the past baby.
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Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's do it. You're gonna lose.
28:43
Speaker 1: John is in La La, land in La. What's going on? John?
28:47
Speaker 4: What's up?
28:48
Speaker 1: How's everything? John? What do you got going on? You're
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Speaker 1: working there? What are you doing?
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Speaker 3: What kind of work we operate?
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Speaker 4: I'm making vitamins tonight.
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Speaker 2: Look at that the guys making drugs right there as
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Speaker 2: a drug maker.
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Speaker 1: All right? Uh well, John, who do you want to
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Speaker 1: partner up with? You got me? Or if you really
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Speaker 1: want a good time, Lorena, I'll.
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Speaker 4: Take the Ben Malley all right?
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Speaker 1: Look at that?
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Speaker 2: Sorry Loretta, dude, you were gotta take Loreta.
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Speaker 1: You got one of the cool girls now I am.
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Speaker 1: That didn't sound good. But anyway, all right, one are
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Speaker 1: the categories here? Cool a little please quickly?
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Speaker 6: All right, gentlemen, this is Mallard's mount of money to
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Speaker 6: the Willie Nelson addition him, he shares a birthday with Ben.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Willie, but.
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Speaker 6: He turns ninety two years old today. I'm not quite there, no,
29:35
Speaker 6: not quite all right. So the categories are night Life, Funny,
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Speaker 6: how the Time Slips Away, Poncho and Lefty, and across
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Speaker 6: the Borderline.
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Speaker 1: John was Oh no, Jordan, Jordan, if you were on first,
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Speaker 1: which category would you like?
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Speaker 4: Well?
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Speaker 1: All right, and John, how about you let's take border
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Speaker 1: class life across the border line. Across the border, across
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Speaker 1: the borderline.
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Speaker 1: All right, back to it, here we go. It is
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Speaker 1: Malar's amount of money.
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Speaker 2: We have Jordan in Cannes City and he's teamed up
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Speaker 2: with the Cooper Loop and John who's making in quotes
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Speaker 2: vitamins close quote. He's in La and that's the matchup.
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Speaker 2: Teamed up with me, Ben and Cooper euro up. First,
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Speaker 2: it's the Willie Nelson addition.
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Speaker 6: All right, Jordan, we have funny how the time slips away.
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Speaker 6: We need the first and last name of the athlete
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Speaker 6: in order to get points.
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Speaker 1: Are you ready?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 6: These active athletes have all played fifteen plus seasons. Forty
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Speaker 6: five seconds on the clock. Let's begin, all right. He
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Speaker 6: is the current quarterback for the Rams that youth.
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Speaker 1: Yes, his nickname is the Slim Reaper in the Yes.
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Speaker 6: Uh, this guy wears number thirteen. He's always hurt all
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Speaker 6: the time. He's most recently on the seventy six ers.
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Speaker 6: He was on the Clippers.
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Speaker 1: He had at Yeah, let's it.
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Speaker 6: Yes, this guy is one of the best regular season
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Speaker 6: pitchers of all time for the Dodgers.
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Speaker 1: He's not so great in the postseason. He's not creating
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Speaker 1: more at all. He always hurt. Yes. Uh.
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Speaker 6: This guy is a center for the Celtics right now.
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Speaker 6: His nickname is like average.
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Speaker 1: Oh not a.
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Speaker 2: Very slow, methodical coop. I don't know that's gonna win
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Speaker 2: the game. How many points is that?
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Speaker 1: Loraina?
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Speaker 2: One hundred? Okay, that is the score to beat John.
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Speaker 2: We got this, We got this. Are you ready?
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Speaker 1: Wait? I say, I think he's Wait a minute, is it, honey? Honey?
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Speaker 4: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Were you questioning the scoring? Cool?
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Speaker 2: Math? Right?
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Speaker 1: No? Yeah, okay, yeah, you're mad. He's right. Okay, you picked?
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Speaker 1: Are you there? John? Oh? Hold on?
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Speaker 2: Say I mean Seattle. John's not there. You're trying to
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Speaker 2: screw me over? Hold on, sec Joh you there?
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Speaker 3: John? Oh?
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Speaker 1: There's John? All right? Very good? Hey, what's up?
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Speaker 2: Man?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 2: So these athletes all have Mexican heritage, Okay, across the
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Speaker 2: borderline is the category you picked. We'll put forty five seconds.
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Speaker 2: We need the first and the last name. Are you ready, John?
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, start the clock. A quarterback
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Speaker 2: for the Carolina Pantheras, went to Alabama. He's from southern
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Speaker 2: California right now, okay, Star for the Phoenix, Star for
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Speaker 2: the Phoenix Suns. He's been there for almost ten years.
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Speaker 2: A bunch of different coaches. Last name is like something
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Speaker 2: you'd read, all right, first Mexican heritage coach to win
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Speaker 2: the Super Bowl with the Raiders back in the day, Florida,
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Speaker 2: that is correct. Quarterback for the forty nine ers and
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Speaker 2: Theties in the early two thousands, and.
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Speaker 1: Every feminine voice.
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Speaker 2: Yes, offensive tackle for the Bengals in the eighties for
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Speaker 2: Boomera Assias and one of the great offensive lineman of Balta.
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Speaker 1: All right, Dodger pitcher in two thousand when they won
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Speaker 1: the World Series. Yeah maybe, yeah, that's my man. Good
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Speaker 1: job by you almost choking. I didn't charge. That was great, dude.
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Speaker 2: He got the one hundred pointer that guy's like out
34:22
Speaker 2: of baseball now had Well that was actually.
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Speaker 1: This that's the hard Bryce Young and Devin Booker. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you not get Bryce Young. Yeah, that's all right in
34:33
Speaker 1: Devin Booker, but you got Tom.
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Speaker 2: Flores and wait, so how many did he get?
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Speaker 1: What we got?
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Speaker 3: One?
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Speaker 1: Nineties one?
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Speaker 2: Nah, man, we are dominated go ahead, go ahead, all right, Jordiankay,
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Speaker 2: do you want George?
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Speaker 1: You should pick me?
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Speaker 6: Do you want Nightlife or Poncho and Lefty? Good night nightlife? Alright? Uh,
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Speaker 6: these athletes are known to be partiers. Forty five seconds
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Speaker 6: on the clock. Let's begin tight end for the Chiefs
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Speaker 6: dating Taylor Swift. Yes, his nickname was the Worm in
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Speaker 6: the NBA, had colorful hair.
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Speaker 3: The name.
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Speaker 1: His nickname was the Worm in the NBA. He had
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Speaker 1: colorful hair. He was on the Bull.
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Speaker 6: Yes, this guy just broke Wayne Gretzky's all time goal record.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Uh, this guy was a player for the Nuggets and
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Speaker 6: the Knicks. He was he's friends with Lebron. Yes, this
35:28
Speaker 6: guy's nickname was Money. He was drafted by the Browns.
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Speaker 6: He was on Texas A and M. Yes, this guy
35:35
Speaker 6: was a tight end for the Saints. He had long
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Speaker 6: blonde hair, tattoos, Oliver his arms back in the day, Rockey, Yes, yes,
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Speaker 6: buzz ye.
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Speaker 1: What's the scoreler Rain? How many do we need to win.
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Speaker 6: Here.
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Speaker 2: Well, we got sixty, so we need seventy.
35:58
Speaker 1: So we need seventy. All right, we'll give it a shot.
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Speaker 1: Are you there? Hold on, let me mister Johnson, hold on,
36:04
Speaker 1: say put him on hold with John up.
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Speaker 2: Hello John, we need seventy points to tie. We need
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Speaker 2: eighty points to win. You got this, right, You got this?
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Speaker 1: My man? All right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: These athletes, these are some of the best left handed
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Speaker 2: athletes of all time. Okay, best left handed athletes, you understand, John? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: all right, I need first and last name.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. We're on our way.
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Speaker 3: Go Choke.
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Speaker 1: He is the star of the Lakers. Played for Cleveland
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Speaker 1: for a long time in the NBA.
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Speaker 2: Next, Wow, all right, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcon Star
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Speaker 2: back in the back in the early two thousands out.
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Speaker 1: Of Virginia Tech.
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Speaker 5: Michael Vick.
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Speaker 2: Yes, greatest left handed pitcher of all time. Pitch for
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Speaker 2: the Dodgers. Jewish guy in the sixties.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. That's that's yeah, that's right. Lebron
36:56
Speaker 1: James and we won.
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Speaker 2: Great left handed quarterback for the Niners's run up to
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Speaker 2: score Niners after after Joe Montana in the two thousands,
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Speaker 2: left handed for b yu greatest.
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Speaker 1: How about this? Yeah, there you go and center for
37:10
Speaker 1: the celt All right, that's all right. We want we
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Speaker 1: won the guy we want. John. You know what that means.
37:16
Speaker 3: You gotta go.
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Speaker 1: Ben's first win in like two months.
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Speaker 2: How about I've got the all time wins record. I'm
37:22
Speaker 2: the cy young of this. I've got the all time
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Speaker 2: wins record. Congratulations, John, you won the game.
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Speaker 1: Good. Don't mess up those vitamins.
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Speaker 2: John, don't mess those up, all right, buddy, Thank you man,
37:31
Speaker 2: thank you for that listening.
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Speaker 1: I'd be safe and uh yeah, Jordan, you know I
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Speaker 1: tried to. I gave you the option, Jordan, I gave
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Speaker 1: you the chance, buddy, didn't work? Is he gone? I
37:42
Speaker 1: think he's gone? There you go, all right, that's that's it.
37:45
Speaker 6: There.
37:45
Speaker 1: It is another edition.
37:47
Speaker 2: Of Malors Mountain of Money. And on my birthday. I've
37:52
Speaker 2: never lost them at birth.
37:54
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true. It's all time documented. It's
37:58
Speaker 1: an all time record. Gosh, Coop, did you let him win? No,
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Speaker 1: he did not let me win at all. It was
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Speaker 1: a domination. What happened. That's a lot. That's a lot.
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Speaker 1: That's why you That's why you walked away. That's why
38:08
Speaker 1: he walked.
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Speaker 6: Away, all upset and birth You saw what he did.
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Speaker 1: He stood up, he walked away in disgust. He was
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Speaker 1: so upset with the game. I was just putting the
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Speaker 1: piece of paper on the recycling.
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Speaker 2: That's not what was going on. We know that, we
38:23
Speaker 2: know the truth. We know what was going on there. Absolutely.
38:27
Speaker 6: I talked to I talked to Jordan before we played
38:30
Speaker 6: the game, and I said, you know, I'd take a
38:31
Speaker 6: little bit of extra time.
38:32
Speaker 1: That's altering. It's Ben's birthday. He needs reassurance and confidence.
38:38
Speaker 2: No, I don't need any reassurance. I don't need any Alfie.
38:41
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you gave him the answer. You know
38:42
Speaker 1: you didn't give me. No, he did not.
38:44
Speaker 2: Alpha says the year I was born, the average income
38:48
Speaker 2: was twelve six eighty six dollars. So I am doing
38:51
Speaker 2: very well compared to I'm doing I'm like rich compared
38:54
Speaker 2: to that.
38:54
Speaker 1: Right, I'm a domination situation.
38:57
Speaker 2: Of course, gas was all guess was like fifty nine
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Speaker 2: cents a gallon.
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Speaker 1: My god, holy crap.