Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Brandy and Julie, Hollywood Divorces, Gay Husbands and Fake babies
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- 0:21Speaker 2: Heather Macdonald. Has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:47Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Today we have a
- 0:53Speaker 2: very special episode, San Francisco edition with the stars, your
- 0:58Speaker 2: favorite girls, stars of dumb gay podcast. I called it
- 1:05Speaker 2: gay dumb, but it's dumb leads the gay. And so
- 1:08Speaker 2: in that case, we have Brandi Howard, Julie Goldman, San
- 1:13Speaker 2: Francisco edition. We are recording from a stunning place.
- 1:18Speaker 5: Stunning.
- 1:19Speaker 2: This is the Battery in San Francisco. It's on Battery
- 1:22Speaker 2: Street in the financial district. And our room is gorgeous.
- 1:26Speaker 2: We had a fabulous dinner last night.
- 1:28Speaker 5: Oh my God.
- 1:29Speaker 3: It was amazing. Like private boutique members only hotel.
- 1:34Speaker 2: But you can rent, I mean, you can book a
- 1:36Speaker 2: room and have, and then therefore have dinner there. So
- 1:40Speaker 2: it's very private, very chic. And then prior to that,
- 1:44Speaker 2: the reason we came up is because Brandy and Julie
- 1:46Speaker 2: have been doing this great live show, Nightmare on Strip Street,
- 1:51Speaker 2: which is such a fun Halloween, but it's like could
- 1:53Speaker 2: go on forever. And you guys wrote the whole show
- 1:58Speaker 2: and it's lots of dancing and the best music. And
- 2:00Speaker 2: it's all like owed to the best horror stars of
- 2:03Speaker 2: the last three decades of movies. And it's funny and
- 2:08Speaker 2: it's sexy, but not too sexy that you'd feel weird. Right. Yeah.
- 2:12Speaker 5: Well, you went with Drake.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I went with Drake, but let's just remind people what
- 2:15Speaker 2: Drake's life is like.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Okay.
- 2:17Speaker 2: I mean, the other day he said to me, he's like, oh,
- 2:20Speaker 2: just my life. Cutting another clip of my mom talking
- 2:23Speaker 2: about another man's dick size. Cause I was talking about, uh, yeah,
- 2:27Speaker 2: the wood song with Stewart. And does that mean that
- 2:30Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey has a nine inch dick or a 2.3
- 2:34Speaker 2: inch dick? We don't know. It's a mystery. And then also,
- 2:38Speaker 2: of course, we talked about Kim Kardashian's dick for her fake,
- 2:44Speaker 2: her faux bush underwear. And he had to cut that
- 2:47Speaker 2: clip too. So he has a weird life, but I didn't,
- 2:49Speaker 2: going back to the show, it's not too sexy that
- 2:52Speaker 2: you'd feel awkward or anything. It's like just really great
- 2:54Speaker 2: dancers and, And you're so funny in it, Julie, and
- 2:58Speaker 2: it's just such a good show. So if you happen
- 3:00Speaker 2: to be in San Francisco for the next couple weeks,
- 3:03Speaker 2: you absolutely have to go. We were at the 4
- 3:06Speaker 2: o'clock Sunday show, and it was sold out. So if
- 3:08Speaker 2: you don't buy your tickets today, I don't know that
- 3:10Speaker 2: they're going to have a chance.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I know.
- 3:12Speaker 4: I think the rest of the run might be pretty sold.
- 3:14Speaker 4: But it's hard to say since we're getting closer to Halloween.
- 3:17Speaker 3: But I'm sure there's seats available. And we did take
- 3:19Speaker 3: you on stage, Heather. But we don't.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Want to reveal all the fun that happens in the show.
- 3:24Speaker 3: We're not really supposed to.
- 3:25Speaker 2: But I was surprised. I looked cute enough, but I
- 3:30Speaker 2: think if I knew I had to come on stage,
- 3:32Speaker 2: I probably would have changed, did a little different on
- 3:34Speaker 2: my outfit. But it was fine.
- 3:36Speaker 3: We had one of our original 14 listeners, because you
- 3:40Speaker 3: know we only have 14 listeners. Her name is Natalie.
- 3:42Speaker 3: She was there. Now, we didn't call her on stage.
- 3:44Speaker 3: We called you. What would you have thought if we
- 3:48Speaker 3: just called a rando and not you?
- 3:51Speaker 2: I would, I didn't, would have been completely fine with that.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Like I was not expecting anything. When you said try
- 3:57Speaker 2: to get an aisle seat, I thought it was because
- 3:58Speaker 2: maybe like the dancers came through the aisles and did something,
- 4:03Speaker 2: you know, and like, whatever, put your face in their tits.
- 4:06Speaker 2: I thought I was looking for something more like that.
- 4:08Speaker 2: So no, I did not know. You did not, I
- 4:11Speaker 2: did not suspect anything when you said that, but it
- 4:13Speaker 2: was so fun and so great and it was awesome.
- 4:18Speaker 2: And then we had a beautiful dinner and then we,
- 4:21Speaker 2: worked on, it's a full work trip, worked on the
- 4:25Speaker 2: live show that we're doing, which we're getting more and
- 4:28Speaker 2: more excited about.
- 4:29Speaker 5: People don't even know.
- 4:31Speaker 2: The stuff we have up our sleeves. They don't even know.
- 4:33Speaker 2: November 14th at the MGM Grand. Now it is at
- 4:36Speaker 2: 10 p.m., which is a lot later than the 4 p.m.
- 4:39Speaker 2: show that I went to last night. So ladies, you
- 4:42Speaker 2: need to pace yourself, especially if you're going to be
- 4:45Speaker 2: at BravoCon all weekend. Brace yourself and pace yourself. You
- 4:48Speaker 2: do not want to be Sloppy Wasted Drunk for my show.
- 4:52Speaker 2: You want to be just the right amount of after
- 4:56Speaker 2: dinner buzz.
- 4:57Speaker 5: And it's Vegas. The sloppiness comes. There's plenty of time.
- 5:00Speaker 2: There is.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Be sloppy.
- 5:01Speaker 5: After the show.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Saturday or Sunday, be sloppy.
- 5:04Speaker 5: I mean, there's so much time.
- 5:07Speaker 3: When was the last time you did stand up?
- 5:09Speaker 2: Oh, I just did it at my country club. I'm
- 5:12Speaker 2: doing another country club event. Oh, okay.
- 5:14Speaker 3: She's a country club guy.
- 5:15Speaker 2: On the 7th, yeah. And yeah, so I'm excited. It'll
- 5:19Speaker 2: have some standup in it and lots of fun stuff, music.
- 5:22Speaker 3: All three of us are just like bugging on with
- 5:25Speaker 3: like weird creative energy.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 3: I don't know why we are horny for this show.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:31Speaker 3: It's going to be so good. I'm excited.
- 5:34Speaker 5: So good.
- 5:34Speaker 2: So let's get into some hot topics that happened. Now
- 5:37Speaker 2: I thought this was pretty interesting. You know, Britney Spears, uh,
- 5:41Speaker 2: former husband, K Fed has written a book. I will
- 5:46Speaker 2: be reading it. Um, I cut a clip talking about
- 5:49Speaker 2: it and I did an invite to collab. And if
- 5:52Speaker 2: those of you that don't know that, how it works
- 5:54Speaker 2: is you'll see that someone like mentioned you in an
- 5:57Speaker 2: Instagram and you, if you say yes to the collab,
- 6:00Speaker 2: it means it actually goes on their feed. And Kayfed
- 6:03Speaker 2: did collab with me. And I would really like to
- 6:07Speaker 2: have Kayfed on the show. I know some people are like,
- 6:10Speaker 2: what's this? You know, like Cardi B or somebody, some
- 6:13Speaker 2: artists are talking about what a little bitch he is.
- 6:14Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Nicki Minaj. He shouldn't be saying anything. And I'm like, listen,
- 6:19Speaker 2: this is his, you know, this is his life too.
- 6:24Speaker 2: And they're like, well, why is he doing it now?
- 6:26Speaker 2: And I think he probably, based on their financial agreement,
- 6:30Speaker 2: I think he couldn't maybe write about her or talk
- 6:34Speaker 2: about her or do interviews about her while there was
- 6:37Speaker 2: a agreement going on. Now that the boys are older,
- 6:40Speaker 2: this is probably the first time he can actually do
- 6:43Speaker 2: something like this. And she is the mother of his kids.
- 6:46Speaker 2: So yeah, like if you, that is, sorry that it's Brittany,
- 6:51Speaker 2: but that is his, his former wife and co-parent. So yeah,
- 6:55Speaker 2: he has a story to tell.
- 6:56Speaker 3: He definitely has a right to tell his story.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:58Speaker 3: But, Does that mean we're into it? No, I mean,
- 7:01Speaker 3: we're not. We still would be happy to hear him
- 7:03Speaker 3: come on your show and then we can all talk
- 7:05Speaker 3: shit about him, you know?
- 7:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and I would ask all the tough questions,
- 7:08Speaker 2: but also, you know, I think, yeah, I think it
- 7:10Speaker 2: could be interesting.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Well, what kind of tough question would you ask him?
- 7:13Speaker 3: Give us an example, like about the finances.
- 7:16Speaker 2: I mean, I want to ask about his, the first girl,
- 7:19Speaker 2: the cute, the cute, pretty girl.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Char Jackson?
- 7:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and those two kids and what that was like
- 7:26Speaker 2: in the beginning. Do the kids all, talk to each
- 7:29Speaker 2: other and get along. Cause then he had a third
- 7:30Speaker 2: wife that he had a couple of kids with. And, um,
- 7:34Speaker 2: what was it like? Remember when he and Brittany tried
- 7:36Speaker 2: to do that weird show on like the WB, they
- 7:39Speaker 2: tried to have like their own reality show.
- 7:41Speaker 3: We love that show. Are you kidding? Chaotic?
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:43Speaker 3: That's right.
- 7:44Speaker 5: That's right.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Oh, it is so good. Yeah.
- 7:48Speaker 5: There's just a lot.
- 7:50Speaker 2: And of course I would read the book. I'm one
- 7:52Speaker 2: of the few interviewers that read the book before I
- 7:55Speaker 2: interview you. So if you have a book coming out
- 7:56Speaker 2: and you want a great, interview before you say yes
- 7:59Speaker 2: to a bunch of people that are reading cards that
- 8:01Speaker 2: their producers wrote. I actually read the book and talk
- 8:04Speaker 2: to you.
- 8:04Speaker 3: You read Sinead O'Connor.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Oh, I read everything. Yeah.
- 8:07Speaker 3: I read everything. Yeah.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Now let me just get into, so this is interesting.
- 8:12Speaker 2: So Brittany went off and she did her posts and
- 8:18Speaker 2: you know, there was plenty of posts with the Brown
- 8:20Speaker 2: Sensible Pumps. They're back in full effect, fedora, you know,
- 8:23Speaker 2: a summer dress with a winter heel. It's a lot
- 8:26Speaker 2: going on. However, She did write some things where she's
- 8:31Speaker 2: pissed about the book, kind of calling out her sons too,
- 8:34Speaker 2: saying this one I haven't seen in so long. This
- 8:37Speaker 2: one I barely talked to. Like, you need to come
- 8:39Speaker 2: to me. But then this is where the juicy part came,
- 8:42Speaker 2: where the juicy scooper said it to me. She also wrote,
- 8:45Speaker 2: I might even start my own radio podcast.
- 8:48Speaker 5: Oh, not a radio podcast.
- 8:50Speaker 2: And thank you to the people supporting my heart right now.
- 8:52Speaker 2: I know you guys understand it hurts. And Perez Hilton,
- 8:55Speaker 2: you are the absolute adorable and you made my heart smile. So,
- 8:59Speaker 2: you know, Perez is doing his work. Now, listen, again, yeah,
- 9:06Speaker 2: would that be fun if she does a podcast? Do
- 9:09Speaker 2: we think that she could? No, just like Wendy Williams.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Wendy Williams has been talking about her radio podcast for
- 9:16Speaker 2: the last five years. We know how hard this is.
- 9:18Speaker 2: We know that you have to be consistent, even with
- 9:21Speaker 2: all the handholding in the world. It's not going to
- 9:24Speaker 2: continue forever. if you're not someone that's in a state
- 9:27Speaker 2: of mind of being consecutive and consistent and doing work.
- 9:33Speaker 3: Underpaid, undervalued, overworked. You have to be a self-manager. You
- 9:38Speaker 3: have to be willing to just get up, do the work.
- 9:41Speaker 2: But listen, I was interviewed by Brittany once. So I
- 9:44Speaker 2: was just thinking about when I was at the Chateau Marmont.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Well, maybe she'll have you on when she has a
- 9:48Speaker 5: radio podcast.
- 9:48Speaker 2: She put the candle on her head. She took the
- 9:49Speaker 2: thing off the table and put the candle on her head.
- 9:50Speaker 2: She goes, do you believe in Jesus? Do you believe
- 9:53Speaker 2: that Jesus turned water into wine? So, I mean, it
- 9:55Speaker 2: could be a fun interview. It could be, it could be,
- 9:58Speaker 2: whoever she interviews could be a very different kind of
- 10:02Speaker 2: interview show.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Well, I mean, it's through the grapevine.
- 10:05Speaker 4: It's them saying that one of the top five first
- 10:08Speaker 4: people she's going to get is you.
- 10:10Speaker 5: So like, I think that.
- 10:11Speaker 3: It's on the streets.
- 10:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 10:12Speaker 5: It's on the, the word on the street is that
- 10:14Speaker 5: that's one of the top. So you should just get ready.
- 10:16Speaker 2: I'm ready.
- 10:17Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
- 10:18Speaker 3: Oh, please.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Of course we all wish her well. She's given us
- 10:21Speaker 2: so much joy. Oh, I saw someone do a really
- 10:23Speaker 2: fun video. They did a Britney ween. So everyone for
- 10:27Speaker 2: their Halloween themed party had to dress in some phase
- 10:32Speaker 2: of Britney. So there was the red outfit that, remember,
- 10:35Speaker 2: Ramona Singer did.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Yes.
- 10:37Speaker 2: It was like the karaoke thing. That's crazy. There was
- 10:40Speaker 2: someone with a snake. Yeah, the circus outfit. I mean,
- 10:45Speaker 2: that's a fun idea. So celebrate her. Okay, now a
- 10:49Speaker 2: little update on our girl, Wendy.
- 10:52Speaker 5: Yes.
- 10:53Speaker 2: And Wendy from Real Housewives of Potomac, she did a post,
- 10:57Speaker 2: and she said, and through it all, God remains faithful.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Thank you for the outpouring of love, support, prayers for myself,
- 11:04Speaker 2: and most importantly, my family. During this time, we are
- 11:06Speaker 2: forever grateful. Just to remind you guys, this is Wendy
- 11:09Speaker 2: from Potomac and she and her husband have been arrested.
- 11:13Speaker 2: They're facing six, one, she's facing 16 counts, felony counts.
- 11:17Speaker 2: He's doing 19. They claimed that they were robbed of
- 11:21Speaker 2: all their jewels and purses. And in fact, they had
- 11:25Speaker 2: returned them the week prior, gotten the money. And also
- 11:28Speaker 2: she was wearing one of the rings that was lost
- 11:30Speaker 2: after she reported it and then decided to wear it
- 11:33Speaker 2: while she was filming Potomac. And she has four degrees
- 11:36Speaker 2: and her husband's an attorney. So when people say, I
- 11:39Speaker 2: don't know if college is that important anymore, I would
- 11:43Speaker 2: say this is a pretty damn good argument.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Well, also with all those degrees you didn't know not
- 11:47Speaker 4: to wear the damn ring out, what is the matter
- 11:50Speaker 4: with you?
- 11:50Speaker 2: Because she's fabulous. And anyway, this is the photo that
- 11:54Speaker 2: she posts.
- 11:55Speaker 5: I just need to say.
- 11:56Speaker 2: If you're going to do this with the long wig
- 11:59Speaker 2: and a hat, your most fabulous photo that you had
- 12:01Speaker 2: from a photo shoot, if you're going to say, thank
- 12:05Speaker 2: you for your support, God is good. Why wouldn't you
- 12:07Speaker 2: just do a flower or a family photo or you
- 12:11Speaker 2: like hugging your kids or something? But no, just me
- 12:15Speaker 2: looking the most fabulous because that's her. She's Karen Huger.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I mean, this is the prototype of a real housewife
- 12:23Speaker 2: to a tee where they are so incredibly full of
- 12:26Speaker 2: themselves that they would post this photo when they're asking
- 12:30Speaker 2: for Or when they're thanking support.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Even Karen Huger, the queen, humbled herself when she went
- 12:37Speaker 4: and had to get in that car to go to
- 12:39Speaker 4: the courthouse, in my opinion.
- 12:41Speaker 5: She was taken, like, she was humbled, I thought.
- 12:43Speaker 3: What about the crying video on the reunion was, I thought,
- 12:46Speaker 3: pretty sad, too.
- 12:47Speaker 5: Yeah, like, she really was taken down a notch.
- 12:51Speaker 4: This is so egregious. I can't even deal with how
- 12:56Speaker 4: entitled and arrogant and Gross and just sorry. And she
- 13:05Speaker 4: has been bugging on with her four degrees and her bragging.
- 13:09Speaker 4: And it sucks because there are times where she's super
- 13:13Speaker 4: funny and it'll be like, oh God, now I like
- 13:16Speaker 4: her and now I don't. But this, you went on,
- 13:19Speaker 4: you judge people and karma's a bitch.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I wanted to write under this, oh, I guess this
- 13:23Speaker 2: was one of the outfits that wasn't quote unquote fake stolen.
- 13:28Speaker 4: I mean, and then go, but just like the fact that,
- 13:31Speaker 4: and we're watching Potomac and every time I'm watching it
- 13:33Speaker 4: and I watch her with her smug, just her smugness,
- 13:38Speaker 4: I just think to myself, you got caught.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Even in the Potomac this week, she's doing a maniacal
- 13:45Speaker 3: laugh to, is it Kay? Yeah, to Kay. And she's
- 13:50Speaker 3: doing this weird, creepy, scary laugh. And it's like, yeah, yeah.
- 13:56Speaker 3: None of this is landing now. And it is so tragic.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Tragic.
- 14:00Speaker 3: Like cringe.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I wonder if in light of her arrest, if the
- 14:05Speaker 2: editors are scrambling to put in more of those wink
- 14:09Speaker 2: wink to the audience moments. Right. Even if it hadn't
- 14:12Speaker 2: made the original cut, they're going back and they're like,
- 14:14Speaker 2: remember when she was, you know, talking about how rich
- 14:17Speaker 2: they were in their jewels or they remember that part
- 14:19Speaker 2: of her shopping that we was on the editing floor.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Let's put that back in an episode eight. Cause they
- 14:24Speaker 2: have time.
- 14:25Speaker 3: I wonder though, because I didn't hear so much last
- 14:28Speaker 3: night as I did in the beginning of, oh, Happy
- 14:30Speaker 3: Eddie's just doing so well. Happy Eddie's just doing so well.
- 14:33Speaker 2: That's her husband who has a cannabis company, even though
- 14:36Speaker 2: he's an attorney called Happy Eddie, which of course is legal,
- 14:39Speaker 2: but it's a little, yeah.
- 14:40Speaker 3: I didn't hear a lot about it last night. Like
- 14:42Speaker 3: I had him in the first two episodes. So hopefully
- 14:44Speaker 3: they're not hiding it. I want them to boost it.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
- 14:48Speaker 4: I do also, I just want to say about this too,
- 14:50Speaker 4: because I agree with you. Like, um, You're acting like
- 14:54Speaker 4: something happened to you.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Right.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Like something happened to you, but you're still fabulous, you know,
- 15:00Speaker 4: rising above it as if you weren't the problem. You're
- 15:04Speaker 4: not a victim of your own crime. You committed it.
- 15:07Speaker 5: Like God is good?
- 15:08Speaker 2: Okay.
- 15:10Speaker 5: But it's not that you didn't get in a car accident.
- 15:13Speaker 5: It's not like a thing where.
- 15:14Speaker 2: It's not like your kid is going through some treatment.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Right.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Even if he was, this is probably the photo that
- 15:19Speaker 2: she would post.
- 15:20Speaker 3: It probably is.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Because that's who she is.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Exactly.
- 15:22Speaker 2: And that's how she sees herself and how she wants
- 15:25Speaker 2: the world to see herself.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Even through committing. And I don't even care. Good. Get
- 15:30Speaker 5: money from insurance. Take them for a ride. They deserve it.
- 15:34Speaker 4: However, when you are, you just can't. You just can't
- 15:40Speaker 4: brag and you can't judge and you can't walk around
- 15:43Speaker 4: saying that you're rich and then commit insurance fraud.
- 15:46Speaker 5: Like that's where we go.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Well, it's also lying about saying that there was a broke.
- 15:51Speaker 2: It's not just that you screwed over the insurance company.
- 15:53Speaker 2: It's not like your ring went down the sink. It
- 15:56Speaker 2: was your fault and you said you lost it on
- 15:59Speaker 2: a plane and I want my money back. Yeah. That
- 16:02Speaker 2: would be a little bit harmless. You told the cops.
- 16:05Speaker 2: You filled out the police report. You went and told
- 16:09Speaker 2: your neighbors that you were robbed to scare them. You
- 16:12Speaker 2: went on a podcast and talked about it in detail.
- 16:15Speaker 2: So it's all of that.
- 16:17Speaker 3: You're right.
- 16:17Speaker 5: I agree with you 100%.
- 16:19Speaker 4: You made yourself a victim, and now we have to
- 16:22Speaker 4: feel sorry for you when you committed the crime, and you're.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Still doing it. And then Andy was interviewed on the street,
- 16:28Speaker 2: and he's like, I don't know. I'm sad. I'm going
- 16:30Speaker 2: to really enjoy it. I love Wendy, and she's great.
- 16:35Speaker 2: She's a great housewife. Yeah, I get it. Like I said,
- 16:39Speaker 2: when this shit happens, when bad stuff happens, when there
- 16:43Speaker 2: isn't a real grave, but like a financial grave or
- 16:46Speaker 2: a criminal grave, those editors get out and do an
- 16:50Speaker 2: Irish jig on the grave. And they are excited. The editors,
- 16:53Speaker 2: the producers, they are happy to see bad things happen,
- 16:55Speaker 2: providing everyone's life is saved.
- 16:57Speaker 5: And, mark my words... either she or Eddie or both
- 17:02Speaker 5: will be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Dancing with the cons.
- 17:07Speaker 5: Dancing with the cons. Dancing with the criminals. Definitely. With
- 17:09Speaker 5: George Santos.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Definitely it's going to give them a spot on the
- 17:12Speaker 2: traitors because that's good because they're a lying cheat.
- 17:15Speaker 4: Yes.
- 17:16Speaker 2: And probably the special forces. Yes. It seems like they
- 17:21Speaker 2: are down for criminals.
- 17:23Speaker 7: Yes.
- 17:23Speaker 5: Because they'll break you down and then you can be
- 17:26Speaker 5: like redemption.
- 17:27Speaker 2: I would say if we were betting women. Okay. Okay.
- 17:30Speaker 2: I would say they're more likely either one of them.
- 17:33Speaker 2: She will get on Traitors. He will go on the
- 17:37Speaker 2: Special Forces. I don't think they're going to do Dancing
- 17:40Speaker 2: with the Stars just yet. I don't think she's famous enough,
- 17:42Speaker 2: to be honest. I don't think this is like that.
- 17:44Speaker 2: I don't think that franchise, even though it's been around forever,
- 17:47Speaker 2: I don't think it's up there with the Beverly Hills.
- 17:51Speaker 2: But we'll see.
- 17:52Speaker 5: That's fair.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Okay, then I had said, what if you were the
- 17:55Speaker 2: girl that was supposed to do the wife swap with Wendy? Which,
- 17:58Speaker 2: by the way, that is ABC. I take them back.
- 18:00Speaker 2: She might be doing Dancing with the Con.
- 18:02Speaker 3: There you go.
- 18:02Speaker 2: And I said, how bummed would you be? And then
- 18:04Speaker 2: this person sent that to me. They're like, Heather, look,
- 18:06Speaker 2: this girl did a TikTok. Just got the call. Our
- 18:09Speaker 2: Bravo wife swap show is postponed until further notice. Yeah.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Welcome to all the ladies that went to Morocco. Ultimate
- 18:18Speaker 2: Girls Trap in Morocco, which... Randy wanted us to start
- 18:23Speaker 2: a class action lawsuit for all the Bravo viewers that
- 18:26Speaker 2: will never get to see Ultimate Girls Trip Morocco. It's ridiculous.
- 18:30Speaker 2: We are working on that. We are going to be
- 18:32Speaker 2: taking signatures. Yes. If you want to be part of
- 18:35Speaker 2: this at the live show.
- 18:37Speaker 5: We're actually starting a change.org petition.
- 18:39Speaker 3: Yes.
- 18:39Speaker 2: We have a couple of lawyers, not my sister. It's
- 18:42Speaker 2: not her expertise. We have some lawyers through AI Chat
- 18:46Speaker 2: GPT law firm that are willing to take on this
- 18:50Speaker 2: case And I'm thinking, with the amount of people signing up,
- 18:53Speaker 2: we all might be entitled to $ 7 to $ 12.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking more $ 18 to $ 20. Oh, okay.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Well, we're going to try.
- 19:00Speaker 3: We're going to try.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Because we have all been traumatized. We have talked about
- 19:03Speaker 2: it for hours. People have woken up in cold sweats.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Yes.
- 19:07Speaker 2: Then what about the actual people that were on the show? Gretchen,
- 19:11Speaker 2: we never will get to see. We'll never get to
- 19:12Speaker 2: see Alex McCord, who allegedly was in the bathroom when
- 19:17Speaker 2: Brandi Glanville, you know... inadvertently or very vertently uh stuck
- 19:22Speaker 2: her finger up caroline manzo's uh grandma pants we don't.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Know and we never will know it's not right it's
- 19:30Speaker 3: not it's not you want to.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Protest something yes go go protest that that's.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Right how about no morocco day yeah not fair hashtag
- 19:39Speaker 4: no morocco day yeah.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Andy Cohen, you're not a king.
- 19:42Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not a king. You can't take this from us.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Stop it. Oh, my God. I just thought about it.
- 19:46Speaker 3: You're right.
- 19:47Speaker 2: No King's Day. No Andy Cohen. You can't tell us.
- 19:50Speaker 2: what to do. Stop the censorship.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Stop the censorship.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Free speech.
- 19:54Speaker 5: It's women's rights. It's women's rights.
- 19:57Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. This is hands being tailed.
- 20:02Speaker 3: With a remote.
- 20:03Speaker 2: He's holding the remote away from us and we are
- 20:05Speaker 2: not being able to see what we are entitled as
- 20:08Speaker 2: American Bravo Watchers and international. We're going with actually international lawsuit.
- 20:13Speaker 5: Blessed be the Morocco. Blessed be the eye.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Come on. Okay, speaking of international crime, did you hear
- 20:20Speaker 2: about the Louvre Museum? Yes.
- 20:22Speaker 3: I did not.
- 20:23Speaker 2: So they, at the museum, in broad daylight, these experienced, obviously,
- 20:29Speaker 2: this is straight out of like every heist, Ocean's Eleven
- 20:33Speaker 2: type of movie.
- 20:34Speaker 5: That you see.
- 20:34Speaker 2: I forgot about this. They got a truck with like
- 20:37Speaker 2: a crane, somehow like went through the top, And then
- 20:41Speaker 2: jumped down and got these jewels that, you know, while
- 20:45Speaker 2: people were like in the museum, there's been these jewels
- 20:47Speaker 2: there forever, which is like, you know, the crown jewels,
- 20:51Speaker 2: like of a French, whatever, king.
- 20:54Speaker 5: Monarchy.
- 20:54Speaker 3: Monarchy.
- 20:55Speaker 2: And now the crown, they did find the crown.
- 20:58Speaker 5: Oh.
- 20:59Speaker 2: As someone was running, the crown dropped.
- 21:02Speaker 3: That old chestnut, like Kim Kardashian, the one jewel dropped.
- 21:06Speaker 3: Was on the ground that they stole from Kim Kardashian.
- 21:08Speaker 4: Yes.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Like a huge diamond. They're like, who drops it?
- 21:10Speaker 2: So someone did drop the crown, but the rest has
- 21:13Speaker 2: been gone. They closed the, it was, it happened on
- 21:16Speaker 2: the 19th. They closed the museum after that. Most people
- 21:20Speaker 2: say we probably will never recover these jewels. They cannot
- 21:25Speaker 2: be estimated. They're so old. They're so valuable. They're so,
- 21:29Speaker 2: and of course they'll, you know, break them apart and
- 21:31Speaker 2: cut them in half and, and whatever, but, But so,
- 21:35Speaker 2: and one of the things was this big, you know,
- 21:38Speaker 2: diamond and emerald necklace thing. And then I noticed this.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Here we go. Here's Kim Kardashian wearing a weird nude
- 21:50Speaker 2: dress with a nude thing around her face, which is
- 21:52Speaker 2: not the first time she's done this. She did this
- 21:54Speaker 2: with Kanye.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Yep.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Where she was covering her face and the jewels are emerald.
- 22:00Speaker 2: So then I did my detective work and this was
- 22:02Speaker 2: actually taken before they were stolen. But I swear, I'm like,
- 22:06Speaker 2: if she, if it was stolen and then she chose
- 22:08Speaker 2: to like, just to get people talking, chose a necklace
- 22:11Speaker 2: that might be looking like that just to get us talking,
- 22:14Speaker 2: because this is just to get us talking. And I
- 22:16Speaker 2: do think I was taken by believing that she's selling faux, um,
- 22:21Speaker 2: faux hairy skims because they were all sold out in
- 22:24Speaker 2: every color of fake pube, every size and I show
- 22:30Speaker 2: me one person unboxing their fake pube thing. And I
- 22:35Speaker 2: will say I'm wrong. But now I think it was
- 22:38Speaker 2: all a marketing thing because the show is coming back.
- 22:42Speaker 2: They are super rich and successful, but us, the chatter
- 22:45Speaker 2: about them has gone way down.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Um, we don't really talk about them and you know that.
- 22:51Speaker 2: So now Chris is doing a podcast and Kim's on
- 22:54Speaker 2: another podcast or doing podcasts. They're making podcasts. faux bushes
- 22:58Speaker 2: for underwear, and they're covering their face at an event
- 23:02Speaker 2: to get people to talk. Because if she just wore
- 23:04Speaker 2: this with just looking beautiful, we'd be like, whatever. It's
- 23:07Speaker 2: a cream dress with a waistline. Who cares?
- 23:09Speaker 3: And the sleeve capes. I would have gotten a pair
- 23:14Speaker 3: of the, I'm bald. I'm a bald eagle, Drake. So,
- 23:18Speaker 3: and I felt like it was kind of like against
- 23:20Speaker 3: my will. I wanted to leave. The landing strip? Yeah,
- 23:23Speaker 3: I got laser. I had a landing strip. And she's like,
- 23:26Speaker 3: what do you need this for? And I was like, okay,
- 23:29Speaker 3: I guess we're going to get it. And it was
- 23:30Speaker 3: the best thing I ever did. But I was going
- 23:32Speaker 3: to enjoy cosplaying a little bush. Yeah. Well, we'll see.
- 23:35Speaker 3: That would have been fun.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Well, you can join the waiting list. Let's just see
- 23:38Speaker 2: if it actually exists. And now if she wasn't thinking
- 23:43Speaker 2: of doing it, maybe this was a little test. We'll
- 23:45Speaker 2: make it look like it's all sold out. If there
- 23:47Speaker 2: truly is a wait list for it. That's what I
- 23:49Speaker 2: think it is. I don't think they ever made them.
- 23:51Speaker 6: Okay.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Because making faux hair, I mean, that seems like kind
- 23:55Speaker 2: of a harder job than just doing a simple G-string.
- 23:59Speaker 2: So I think that was the plan. We'll see what
- 24:02Speaker 2: the result is, if people really want to buy it,
- 24:05Speaker 2: how many people are actually on the wait list for it,
- 24:07Speaker 2: and then we'll make them. Or we won't, and we'll
- 24:09Speaker 2: all forget about this two weeks from now.
- 24:12Speaker 3: I think her next stunt should be flesh-colored, you know,
- 24:16Speaker 3: that comes in all different colors. bathing suit with nips
- 24:22Speaker 3: on the outside in the bush.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 3: So you're just at the beach just like, oh, nips
- 24:26Speaker 3: in bush, laying out. And people are like, what?
- 24:30Speaker 2: People are like busboys are crushing each other at the
- 24:33Speaker 2: Vegas pool. Running into each other. Yeah, I like it.
- 24:35Speaker 3: Glasses are flying.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:38Speaker 5: That's good.
- 24:38Speaker 3: Very Bianca Sensori, which is exactly what this face mask
- 24:42Speaker 3: is as well.
- 24:43Speaker 2: You're absolutely right.
- 24:46Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
- 24:48Speaker 1: know about the drawer.
- 24:50Speaker 2: The drawer.
- 24:52Speaker 3: Just the one square before bed.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Or two, you know.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Nobody's watching.
- 25:00Speaker 2: You deserve a treat.
- 25:04Speaker 1: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
- 25:07Speaker 1: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
- 25:15Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 25:19Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 25:22Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 25:26Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 25:29Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 25:32Speaker 5: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 25:35Speaker 3: When your free will is about to be taken from you,
- 25:37Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 25:40Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 25:43Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 25:45Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
- 25:46Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
- 25:47Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
- 25:50Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 25:55Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 25:57Speaker 6: happens next.
- 25:58Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
- 26:00Speaker 5: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
- 26:04Speaker 5: I'm not going to pull punches.
- 26:05Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 26:07Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 26:10Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 26:21Speaker 4: I can't wait to dig into that Louvre thing. You
- 26:23Speaker 4: know how exciting that is?
- 26:25Speaker 5: I mean, and if you've been to the Louvre, too,
- 26:28Speaker 5: that shit is crowded.
- 26:29Speaker 2: I have not been there, so what's... It's.
- 26:32Speaker 5: So crowded, you can't believe it. To even walk through
- 26:36Speaker 5: it is a.
- 26:37Speaker 3: To hate humanity.
- 26:39Speaker 5: It's like a nightmare. It's like a nightmare.
- 26:42Speaker 2: But is looking at the jewels through the glass an
- 26:44Speaker 2: exciting part of the visit?
- 26:45Speaker 3: I thought that all... Because they have full rooms that
- 26:48Speaker 3: look like they've made to look like castles and the
- 26:52Speaker 3: monarchy's like residence. And I thought the jewels was cool. Julie,
- 26:55Speaker 3: of course, needed to see like the Nikkei. She's like,
- 26:57Speaker 3: I want to see a sculpture. I'm like, oh God, what?
- 26:59Speaker 5: It's not just any sculpture. But okay. And also there's
- 27:03Speaker 5: certain pieces in the Louvre that I particularly want.
- 27:05Speaker 3: We walked in, I was like, I can't do this.
- 27:06Speaker 3: She's like, it's right at the beginning. Please, please, please.
- 27:07Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, but we're not seeing the Mona Lisa.
- 27:09Speaker 2: It's breathtaking.
- 27:10Speaker 5: Okay. It's breathtaking.
- 27:11Speaker 4: However- The fact that these guys did this in an
- 27:14Speaker 4: Ocean's Eleven style thing in the middle of the day
- 27:16Speaker 4: while it's crowded with thousands and thousands of people.
- 27:19Speaker 5: Now that I pay for. It's astounding. It's astounding.
- 27:23Speaker 3: The guy comes down like Tom Cruise. Gets the jewels.
- 27:25Speaker 5: You know what I was thinking?
- 27:27Speaker 2: With all the AI stuff that now AI can do
- 27:30Speaker 2: for you, you know what? They can't steal in broad
- 27:34Speaker 2: daylight yet. So the work ethic of these jewelers, they
- 27:39Speaker 2: have not just gone lazy and just tried to steal
- 27:41Speaker 2: someone's Bitcoin from their account through a cyber freak tech thing. No,
- 27:46Speaker 2: they actually got up that day, met together, made a plan.
- 27:50Speaker 5: They've been playing.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Did a workout.
- 27:52Speaker 5: I love a heist.
- 27:52Speaker 2: They say men don't have friends. These guys seem like
- 27:55Speaker 2: they're pretty close.
- 27:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 27:56Speaker 2: They met a bunch of times and talked about it.
- 27:58Speaker 5: Not only that, a bunch of times.
- 27:59Speaker 2: At least they're being social.
- 28:01Speaker 5: They met for a year at least.
- 28:03Speaker 2: A year.
- 28:04Speaker 6: A year.
- 28:04Speaker 5: I guarantee you when the documentary of this is made,
- 28:06Speaker 5: and it will be.
- 28:07Speaker 4: Made, that they've met for a year. I mean, I
- 28:10Speaker 4: love a heist, Drake. I can't tell you how much
- 28:12Speaker 4: I love a heist.
- 28:13Speaker 2: And she loves art.
- 28:14Speaker 5: I love art, and I love a heist.
- 28:15Speaker 4: And an art heist together, I'll get the skims with
- 28:18Speaker 4: the bush too, just to mop it up.
- 28:20Speaker 5: And I have plenty of hair. So I'm just saying like.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Your bush is going to be coming out the side
- 28:27Speaker 3: of the bush underwear.
- 28:29Speaker 5: Exactly.
- 28:30Speaker 4: So it's just like, I am so obsessed. I can't
- 28:33Speaker 4: wait until it turns out it's going to be these
- 28:35Speaker 4: Euro guys and they're smoking and eating weird sandwiches and
- 28:39Speaker 4: they're planning and they have a blueprint and a van
- 28:43Speaker 4: and then there's probably somebody got killed sometimes somewhere along
- 28:46Speaker 4: the way.
- 28:47Speaker 5: Maybe it's somebody's last night.
- 28:48Speaker 2: I hope there's a set of brothers.
- 28:49Speaker 5: Yeah, a set of brothers.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:52Speaker 5: And somebody's like, this is the last one, man.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 28:54Speaker 5: I'm not kidding. After this. Wait, but they're French.
- 28:57Speaker 2: They're French.
- 28:57Speaker 5: This is the last one.
- 28:59Speaker 2: After this one. Yeah.
- 29:00Speaker 5: I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going to move. I'm
- 29:04Speaker 5: going to move to Nice.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Yeah, they escaped on scooters.
- 29:07Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 29:08Speaker 5: Get your Vespa!
- 29:09Speaker 2: I just would love it if it was like a
- 29:10Speaker 2: Lime scooter. Like, we were on the Lime scooter yesterday. Wait,
- 29:14Speaker 2: before I talk about that, I just have to say
- 29:15Speaker 2: a little correction, and since we're talking about history. The
- 29:19Speaker 2: faux Harry Bush underwear, Kim did not invent it. Hookers
- 29:26Speaker 2: from the 1800s invented it because.
- 29:30Speaker 2: It would cover their venereal disease. So they would wear those.
- 29:35Speaker 3: To cover the crabs crawling around?
- 29:36Speaker 6: Yes.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Yes. Or if they, I guess, had to shave it.
- 29:40Speaker 2: to get rid of the crabs, then they would put
- 29:42Speaker 2: that on for when the gentleman callers would come. So
- 29:47Speaker 2: she is not the creator of anything, apparently. And she
- 29:51Speaker 2: is going after all these companies that are counterfeiting her skims.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Which they truly, they're doing the real counterfeit. They're not
- 30:01Speaker 2: just like stealing the look like everyone does, like she
- 30:04Speaker 2: did with Spanx. They are actually making Skims signs. I mean,
- 30:09Speaker 2: you know, labels.
- 30:10Speaker 3: Oh, they're doing like a full on dupe.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Yeah, so she is going after them and they absolutely,
- 30:14Speaker 2: she should. That's like completely wrong to do.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Especially since she's not even technically really selling them. So
- 30:19Speaker 3: now we're all going to have to get the dupes
- 30:20Speaker 3: and then she's going to go, I didn't make that.
- 30:22Speaker 3: And we'll go, how do you know? And she'll go,
- 30:23Speaker 3: because I never made any. I actually never. manufactured or
- 30:27Speaker 3: produced not a single bush underwear.
- 30:29Speaker 4: Yeah you know what again hashtag no bush day what
- 30:32Speaker 4: the hell like.
- 30:33Speaker 5: We want our thing stop just playing with.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Us yeah well speaking of bushes um the real housewives
- 30:38Speaker 2: of oc all right we're very close to showing us
- 30:41Speaker 2: theirs when they went to amsterdam and wore the most
- 30:45Speaker 2: ridiculous outfits to walk around in the day in amsterdam
- 30:49Speaker 2: so we have um Tamara was wearing like very tiny
- 30:54Speaker 2: black shorts, almost like bikini bottom black shorts, bare legs
- 30:59Speaker 2: and boots and a top. Then we have Jen who
- 31:03Speaker 2: has a good body and she's doing again, my worst,
- 31:06Speaker 2: the sheer look, the bathing suit with lace over it look.
- 31:10Speaker 2: And then we had Emily who is wearing this black
- 31:15Speaker 2: dress that has all these cutouts on the side in
- 31:18Speaker 2: the midriff. And it's very, very sexy. My only thing
- 31:22Speaker 2: is she was sporting it on a day that she
- 31:24Speaker 2: had like a couple bruises. I saw the bruise.
- 31:26Speaker 3: The drunken banging.
- 31:27Speaker 5: I saw the bruise.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Yeah, she had the bruise of like where you woke
- 31:30Speaker 2: up in the middle of the night and you bumped
- 31:31Speaker 2: into your nightstand. And I'm like, maybe this isn't the
- 31:34Speaker 2: day that you wear the cutout that shows the bruise.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Or at least go get some of that body makeup
- 31:39Speaker 2: and cover it up.
- 31:40Speaker 5: Maybe wait till the night. Maybe just till the sun
- 31:42Speaker 5: goes down a little.
- 31:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:44Speaker 5: It's broad daylight.
- 31:46Speaker 4: You're walking down the street. In what looks like to be,
- 31:49Speaker 4: I mean, I mean.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Well, Emily is like beautiful and statuesque and gorgeous. I'm
- 31:56Speaker 3: done with the cutouts. I think it's a wrap.
- 31:58Speaker 2: I'm so done with the cutouts and the shears.
- 32:00Speaker 3: And I'm done with the bathing suit with the tights.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Like we're not spreading the news. Start spreading the news.
- 32:06Speaker 5: No, bitch.
- 32:07Speaker 3: Fucking take your leotard with the tights and get out.
- 32:11Speaker 3: They're all doing this like.
- 32:14Speaker 5: It's done.
- 32:15Speaker 3: It was done with Erin from New York when she
- 32:17Speaker 3: wore it to BravoCon. That was the end of it.
- 32:19Speaker 3: Let's move to a new, let's get the bush. If
- 32:22Speaker 3: you want to do something, let's get the bush panties.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Let's see you do it.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Also, I think Emily is beautiful too. I've never, what's
- 32:27Speaker 2: shocking is when they do those two confessional looks in
- 32:31Speaker 2: the same episode and you're literally like, It was like
- 32:34Speaker 2: there were twins separated at birth and then they got
- 32:38Speaker 2: back together and you're like, oh, I kind of see
- 32:40Speaker 2: a resemblance. One is she looks stunning. Her hair is
- 32:44Speaker 2: parted down the middle. She has extensions in. It's long.
- 32:47Speaker 2: She has like a gold, like a goldy brown, normal
- 32:50Speaker 2: top on, not too low cut. Hair and makeup look amazing.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Then the other one is when she looks like Chyna,
- 32:56Speaker 2: the wrestler, rest in peace. where she had this low-cut
- 33:01Speaker 2: black dress on, and then she has this black hair that's, like,
- 33:04Speaker 2: emphasizing her neck and shoulders. It is the worst.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Like, I would.
- 33:10Speaker 2: You know what I also want to do? I also
- 33:12Speaker 2: want to find out who was the glam that did
- 33:15Speaker 2: that look.
- 33:16Speaker 3: Fire.
- 33:16Speaker 2: And what the fuck did she do to them that day?
- 33:18Speaker 5: Seriously.
- 33:19Speaker 2: And who's the glam that got her looking pretty again?
- 33:22Speaker 3: And Bravo should be, or the production company... They did
- 33:25Speaker 3: her very dirty. She should have done a stern phone call. Like,
- 33:29Speaker 3: I need pre-approval for all my, I'll reshoot all of
- 33:32Speaker 3: my confessionals if you're going to do me dirty like that. Like,
- 33:34Speaker 3: they know it wasn't good.
- 33:35Speaker 2: I just think the makeup and hair people have way
- 33:39Speaker 2: too much influence over these women on what to do,
- 33:42Speaker 2: how to do their hair, what they just are like,
- 33:44Speaker 2: I guess you know better than me, to the guy
- 33:46Speaker 2: who's the makeup artist who secretly hates them. No. Like
- 33:49Speaker 2: you've been doing makeup your whole life. You lived a
- 33:52Speaker 2: pretty life before you got on the show. Don't be
- 33:54Speaker 2: convinced to do weird fucking things to your hair and
- 33:58Speaker 2: makeup because some guy is telling you to.
- 34:01Speaker 5: That's right.
- 34:02Speaker 2: What does this 26 year old gay makeup artist know
- 34:06Speaker 2: about your 48 year old face and why you shouldn't
- 34:09Speaker 2: wear this strange wig?
- 34:11Speaker 3: Or some shimmery Nine times out of ten, literally, they
- 34:14Speaker 3: look more beautiful when they do their own makeup and
- 34:17Speaker 3: they're filming in their house than they do in those confessionals.
- 34:21Speaker 3: So she is gorgeous, and that confessional, though, has now
- 34:24Speaker 3: become worst confessional look is a good one.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, listen. Then Gretchen, which this
- 34:36Speaker 2: was her look, which was very strange. She had a
- 34:39Speaker 2: weird bump it. look that went with the dress but
- 34:42Speaker 2: it was just a bit much okay but you know
- 34:44Speaker 2: gets us talking so then i think it's not bad
- 34:47Speaker 2: she made a list of how she's different than tamra
- 34:50Speaker 2: and they they highlighted it i'm not harming or constantly
- 34:53Speaker 2: hurting my friends i'm not discussing personal information my friends
- 34:57Speaker 2: asked me not to talk about like she did to
- 34:59Speaker 2: shannon about her dad when she said did you say
- 35:02Speaker 2: your dad's an alcoholic and shannon's like tamra My dad
- 35:07Speaker 2: is 97. If he wants to have a triple vodka
- 35:10Speaker 2: at Javier's with me, he's entitled to.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Also, can I point out, she did say harming, damning
- 35:16Speaker 3: information when she said that Tamara slept with the guy
- 35:20Speaker 3: from 98 Degrees and also said that she was a
- 35:23Speaker 3: terrible singer with a song. So those are two things
- 35:24Speaker 3: that she did do. That's only number two.
- 35:26Speaker 2: True that. And then she said, I don't call or
- 35:30Speaker 2: DM bloggers and try to get them to post horrible
- 35:32Speaker 2: things about my castmates. That's true. I don't think she
- 35:36Speaker 2: does that.
- 35:36Speaker 5: Okay.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Actually, I feel bad when I mess up. She doesn't. Okay.
- 35:41Speaker 2: So then she's had her little list. So this one,
- 35:46Speaker 2: so then I came across Basic and Bravo. Again, there's
- 35:54Speaker 2: so many of these Instagram accounts that are funny. Shanna Bedore,
- 35:57Speaker 2: a decade of meltdowns. How long can this woman circle
- 36:00Speaker 2: the same drink? So they put all the times in
- 36:03Speaker 2: all the seasons that she actually said, I have been
- 36:06Speaker 2: through the hardest year of my life. This is the
- 36:09Speaker 2: worst year of my life. What you don't get is
- 36:12Speaker 2: my life has been hell. I'm finally getting out of
- 36:15Speaker 2: the worst year of my life to currently enter another
- 36:17Speaker 2: worst year of my life. And I was like, all
- 36:22Speaker 2: I know is that when the show started, Shannon lived
- 36:26Speaker 2: in a $ 13. 5 million home. And after being on the
- 36:31Speaker 2: show for 12 years, she's in her fifth rental. Now,
- 36:35Speaker 2: if that's not some hands made shit of women, like
- 36:41Speaker 2: how is it that you've been on TV for 12 years?
- 36:46Speaker 2: And yes, I understand you got divorced, but like how
- 36:48Speaker 2: is it that you got like less financially stable?
- 36:52Speaker 3: Yes.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Because you're hiring all the makeup artists that don't like you. Yeah.
- 36:57Speaker 3: And then taking them to events.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what I would like to do? I
- 37:00Speaker 2: would like to offer all the housewives to come to
- 37:03Speaker 2: my show and we will do a YouTube type makeup
- 37:08Speaker 2: tutorial of how to do your own makeup so that
- 37:11Speaker 2: at one point you might be able to purchase your
- 37:14Speaker 2: own home after you've been on a show for 12
- 37:16Speaker 2: years that airs in 135 countries. Like how is this possible?
- 37:21Speaker 5: It's unbelievable. Brandy gave me a makeup tutorial. on YouTube
- 37:25Speaker 5: once many years ago.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Yes.
- 37:27Speaker 5: And it was very enlightening. And I would say, especially.
- 37:30Speaker 3: It was boy rockstar makeup for lesbians, like messy, smoky eye.
- 37:36Speaker 5: But listen, it was very informative.
- 37:39Speaker 4: It was very informative and we can all learn. And
- 37:42Speaker 4: I do want to say particularly, the thing is with
- 37:45Speaker 4: Emily and I, She's got muscle.
- 37:48Speaker 5: She has a mass.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Yes.
- 37:50Speaker 5: And I mean that because I do too.
- 37:52Speaker 3: Which is good because she works out.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:54Speaker 5: She works out. She's strong.
- 37:56Speaker 4: So I was just so, when I saw that China look,
- 37:59Speaker 4: I just was just like, not to go back to that,
- 38:01Speaker 4: but I was offended for her because it's like.
- 38:03Speaker 5: You're accentuating. It's like, if I wore that, I would
- 38:07Speaker 5: look like that too.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Well, then that's what I'm saying.
- 38:09Speaker 5: You don't accentuate that.
- 38:10Speaker 2: A stylist, a professional stylist who does clothes will look
- 38:13Speaker 2: at your body.
- 38:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:15Speaker 2: And say oh you know this is the you have
- 38:18Speaker 2: a super tiny waist we're going to give you like
- 38:21Speaker 2: 1950s nipping that waist you know whatever you have great
- 38:24Speaker 2: legs but you're a little thick in the middle we're
- 38:25Speaker 2: going to do a 1960s mini dress so it's like
- 38:28Speaker 2: go like and with a pair of boots and like
- 38:31Speaker 2: they should know what looks good on your body if
- 38:34Speaker 2: you don't that's fine but but you probably did before
- 38:37Speaker 2: you started the show. And now you're just like walking
- 38:40Speaker 2: in circles because you're just, you just assume that these
- 38:43Speaker 2: quote unquote professionals do better than you who've been dressing
- 38:46Speaker 2: yourself for 43 years before you got hired on to
- 38:49Speaker 2: come on this dumb show.
- 38:50Speaker 3: And you looked fine.
- 38:51Speaker 2: You look exactly. Women need to have more confidence. They do.
- 38:56Speaker 5: Okay.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Now this is coming up about, uh, By Wig Hello Drama,
- 39:03Speaker 2: I guess, posted something, and then Tamara reposted it.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
- 39:08Speaker 2: And it was about how she said, I sat next
- 39:11Speaker 2: to a cast member on the couch at a reunion
- 39:14Speaker 2: who had the worst breath ever, and then they showed
- 39:16Speaker 2: a photo of Shannon talking to her. And there is
- 39:19Speaker 2: something about calling someone out on having bad breath, which
- 39:23Speaker 2: is like... it's i think it's more embarrassing than when
- 39:27Speaker 2: brandy glanville said that joanna krupa had a stinky pussy.
- 39:32Speaker 3: I think brandy glanville had the tampon string hanging out
- 39:34Speaker 3: of her.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Puss right i almost think it's worse than that because
- 39:37Speaker 2: it's like it's there's something about like did something die
- 39:40Speaker 2: in my mouth that i didn't know it and you
- 39:42Speaker 2: can't smell your own bad breath and and What is
- 39:45Speaker 2: so crazy is you sent this topic to me, Brandy,
- 39:48Speaker 2: and I only saw it after I woke up this
- 39:50Speaker 2: morning at nine. But I woke up, I swear to God,
- 39:54Speaker 2: this is how weird the universe is.
- 39:56Speaker 3: With the worst breath?
- 39:57Speaker 6: No.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Oh.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Weirder than this. Now, I know nobody wants to hear
- 40:01Speaker 2: someone else's dream. It's a very weird thing. Oh, God,
- 40:04Speaker 2: here we go. But I have a vivid dream wording,
- 40:05Speaker 2: so I'm going to shorten the dream. In the dream...
- 40:09Speaker 2: It was very juicy. I was single. My 19-year-old boyfriend
- 40:12Speaker 2: was in it. He went for my friend Maya, who's
- 40:14Speaker 2: in The Golden Bachelor. It was a whole story, okay?
- 40:18Speaker 2: But in it, Shannon was going to hang out with
- 40:22Speaker 2: my friend Maya and my old boyfriend now that they
- 40:23Speaker 2: were getting married, my sister Shannon. And I'm like, I
- 40:26Speaker 2: can't believe you're doing this to me. And then Shannon's
- 40:28Speaker 2: husband goes, are we ever going to tell her? And
- 40:32Speaker 2: they said, I had horrible breath. and i was like
- 40:35Speaker 2: how do i not know and i remember in the
- 40:36Speaker 2: dream i'm looking to get a toothbrush and a toothpaste
- 40:39Speaker 2: and i wake up to this now come on that
- 40:42Speaker 2: is fucking weird that is weird i have never had
- 40:44Speaker 2: a dream about someone saying i had bad breath.
- 40:46Speaker 7: That is weird shannon and shannon yes shannon and shannon
- 40:50Speaker 7: oh my god sometimes when people are like it's like
- 40:53Speaker 7: is this well what is this you know i'm like
- 40:55Speaker 7: i don't know i feel like we've just been on
- 40:57Speaker 7: earth too long that Yes, sometimes it's a conspiracy theory.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just, I don't know, things are lining up
- 41:03Speaker 2: in a weird way. But that was weird.
- 41:05Speaker 3: Cut to Drake being like, just another day, cutting together
- 41:08Speaker 3: my mom, single in her dream, boning down with her
- 41:11Speaker 3: ex-boyfriend with bad breath. And Drake's just like.
- 41:17Speaker 2: I'm like... I came across... Someone reposted and Gaze React,
- 41:23Speaker 2: great Insta, I'm giving a lot of people shout-outs, posted
- 41:26Speaker 2: the day that Andy Cohen... went to go meet Luann
- 41:31Speaker 2: in this dramatic sit-down interview, and he's walking through the Hamptons,
- 41:34Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm in the Hamptons with a bottle
- 41:36Speaker 2: of rosé. I'm going to talk to Luann. I've got questions.
- 41:40Speaker 2: She's got answers. And I remember everyone was dying, getting
- 41:43Speaker 2: so excited for this thing, and I made Brandon, now
- 41:45Speaker 2: this is 2017, I made Brandon get in a similar
- 41:50Speaker 2: blue shirt. I put in talcum powder in his hair
- 41:53Speaker 2: to make it look gray.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Salt and pepper.
- 41:55Speaker 2: He was very cute. And he did it, so I
- 41:57Speaker 2: reposted that. But when I reposted it, I was like,
- 42:00Speaker 2: I can't wait to read my kids' memoirs because nobody's
- 42:04Speaker 2: going to have these fucking stories. I'm like, stop doing
- 42:07Speaker 2: your Hobart, Brandon.
- 42:08Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Put down your pencil.
- 42:10Speaker 3: He's like studying for the SATs. You're like, we're going
- 42:12Speaker 3: to do a thing on Below Deck. Get in here.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Your sister's filming it. Peter, sit down. That shit should
- 42:18Speaker 3: have won a damn Emmy, that Below Deck one.
- 42:21Speaker 2: I love it.
- 42:21Speaker 3: Repost that one.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Oh, you know what? Maybe we'll share it at the
- 42:24Speaker 2: show or something.
- 42:25Speaker 4: I want you both to know that I'm pretty sure
- 42:27Speaker 4: neither of you has bad breath.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.
- 42:30Speaker 3: It's something that bothers me that I'm scared about and
- 42:33Speaker 3: people will comment that I'm chewing gum like a horse.
- 42:37Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, it's better than, it's why I
- 42:39Speaker 3: only drink vodka. I hate even doing a shot of
- 42:42Speaker 3: tequila because I feel like it's just like coming out
- 42:44Speaker 3: of my face. But I feel like with a lot
- 42:46Speaker 3: of these girls, it's coming. It's like Stacey, right? They've
- 42:50Speaker 3: said it about Lisa Vanderpump. No, we don't know.
- 42:52Speaker 2: They said about Stacey at Potomac? Yes.
- 42:54Speaker 3: That's like the huge storyline.
- 42:56Speaker 2: That she has bad breath?
- 42:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 42:57Speaker 2: It is very mean.
- 42:58Speaker 5: It's right now. They said that her breath walks in
- 43:00Speaker 5: the room before she does.
- 43:02Speaker 3: Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live did a whole
- 43:04Speaker 3: thing of like, I don't know if it was dragon breath.
- 43:06Speaker 3: It was a game. It was very mean spirited. And
- 43:09Speaker 3: they're sort of bullying her about it and trying to
- 43:11Speaker 3: embarrass her.
- 43:12Speaker 2: And she.
- 43:13Speaker 3: That bitch Stacey, she is impervious, honey. Like that QVC
- 43:17Speaker 3: made her so she will not crack. She will not
- 43:19Speaker 3: go negative.
- 43:20Speaker 2: She's so gorgeous.
- 43:21Speaker 3: She's so beautiful. She's like, look at my face, okay?
- 43:24Speaker 3: I don't care if my breast stinks. I'm like, yeah,
- 43:26Speaker 3: and your body too. But I'm so insecure about it.
- 43:29Speaker 3: And then people make fun of you and you chew gum.
- 43:31Speaker 3: There was an episode of Odd Mom Out. Do you
- 43:34Speaker 3: remember that on Bravo?
- 43:35Speaker 2: Yes, that was a good show.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was Jewish and they did like Yom
- 43:39Speaker 3: Kippur and you fast, right, Mom Out? Mm-hmm. And the
- 43:43Speaker 3: whole episode is about how when you fast, you get
- 43:46Speaker 3: stinky breath.
- 43:48Speaker 6: Oh.
- 43:48Speaker 3: It's like a thing. So I'm like, and it kind
- 43:51Speaker 3: of always is. And I notice it with myself, like,
- 43:52Speaker 3: because I don't eat a lot. Like, if I'm trying
- 43:54Speaker 3: to be, like, anorexic or, like, skip meals, it's like, yeah,
- 43:57Speaker 3: your mouth gets dry.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Definitely.
- 43:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Definitely there's a dry. I think what is crazy is
- 44:03Speaker 2: that I can remember people throughout my life who, some
- 44:08Speaker 2: of them I truly adore and love. And it's. If
- 44:12Speaker 2: you have bad breath or your boyfriend had bad breath,
- 44:14Speaker 2: I remember it like... And it's real... So this is
- 44:17Speaker 2: what I would do. If I was one of these
- 44:18Speaker 2: housewives that was remotely being accused of it, I would
- 44:22Speaker 2: call my agent right now and I would be like,
- 44:25Speaker 2: work a campaign around this of like laughing at it.
- 44:29Speaker 2: And now I take these little... mint things or whatever.
- 44:32Speaker 3: It's Listerine time. Give me the brand deal.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Make the lemonades as Shannon would. You know,
- 44:40Speaker 2: take the nine lemons and squeeze that lemonade, Shannon, and
- 44:43Speaker 2: hopefully the lemons will help.
- 44:45Speaker 5: You if this isn't Kate's true.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Or is it just another time that Tamra... is dancing
- 44:51Speaker 2: on a former friend's grave. She liked to tap dance.
- 44:55Speaker 2: She likes to do an Irish jig. Oh, my God.
- 44:58Speaker 2: She gets so excited when somebody is suffering. So, yeah.
- 45:03Speaker 3: I mean... You got to see the Stacey thing. It's beyond.
- 45:06Speaker 2: Well, good for her.
- 45:07Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her. She's getting the brand deal.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Getting into the worst divorce ever. Denise Richards with Aaron Pfeiffer. So,
- 45:13Speaker 2: they were in court. She, of course, is saying that
- 45:16Speaker 2: she was physically abused by him. His mother... who was
- 45:21Speaker 2: one of the four tenants that was living in her
- 45:23Speaker 2: house for two years, not paying rent. She said, I
- 45:26Speaker 2: never saw my son ever abused Denise. However, I saw
- 45:31Speaker 2: her throw a can opener at him.
- 45:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 45:34Speaker 2: So, you know, she has physical, you know, signs that
- 45:39Speaker 2: he did. His own sister said, you know, his own
- 45:41Speaker 2: sister said that she witnessed it. So because of all
- 45:46Speaker 2: that abuse, after they got out of court, he was
- 45:49Speaker 2: arrested on those abuse charges. He since bailed out at $ 200, 000
- 45:54Speaker 2: and they caught Radar Online or somebody caught him, caught him,
- 45:59Speaker 2: or they called him, where he's walking out and he's like, no,
- 46:03Speaker 2: of course I still love Denise. I just hope she
- 46:06Speaker 2: gets the help that she needs because obviously you're not
- 46:11Speaker 2: well if you're just making lies to hurt people, but No,
- 46:14Speaker 2: I mean, I just hope she gets better and we
- 46:17Speaker 2: really can't say anything more.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Sure, Jan. Yeah. I'm not buying it.
- 46:21Speaker 2: He says he wants half of all the OnlyFans money
- 46:25Speaker 2: that she makes, which is like a couple hundred thousand
- 46:27Speaker 2: a month. Because at one time he was taking the photos.
- 46:31Speaker 3: I think if she didn't pay him for that, although
- 46:33Speaker 3: she was because she was letting his family live in
- 46:35Speaker 3: the house.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:36Speaker 3: So he was being paid in that way. his bills
- 46:39Speaker 3: and everything. I think if she didn't, she could consider
- 46:41Speaker 3: giving him a lump sum as a photographer and be
- 46:43Speaker 3: done with it. It's not like they reuse images.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Exactly. That's what I said. It's not like the two
- 46:48Speaker 2: of them sat down and wrote 12 seasons of Grey's
- 46:52Speaker 2: Anatomy together and now they're breaking up and she's like,
- 46:54Speaker 2: you're not getting a dollar of that syndication money. No,
- 46:57Speaker 2: we created that together. Photos like OnlyFans.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Is somewhat topical.
- 47:03Speaker 3: You use it once and then you're done. You're not
- 47:04Speaker 3: going to keep sending it.
- 47:05Speaker 2: It's not like someone's doing a print like Andy Warhol
- 47:08Speaker 2: of Marilyn Monroe that everybody's going to have a print
- 47:10Speaker 2: of her in their house.
- 47:11Speaker 3: Denise, can you send me the photo of you holding
- 47:14Speaker 3: the pans?
- 47:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:15Speaker 3: And can we make it just like, it's almost like
- 47:17Speaker 3: a cartoon? No, we're not reusing the pans photo.
- 47:21Speaker 2: Exactly. So we're rooting for her. Now, Kristen Bell is
- 47:26Speaker 2: getting a lot of flack because she This is what
- 47:30Speaker 2: happens when you're not a comedian. You're not a stand-up.
- 47:34Speaker 2: You're not a comedic writer. And you think that you
- 47:38Speaker 2: are because you do comedic fun stuff and, you know,
- 47:42Speaker 2: people think you're funny acting. She posted a, you know,
- 47:49Speaker 2: 12-year anniversary pic where she's, like, hugging her husband, Dax Shepard.
- 47:54Speaker 2: And wrote to the man who said that he even
- 47:57Speaker 2: something would have wanted to kill me. He never will
- 47:59Speaker 2: kill me. But it was like one too many sentences long.
- 48:03Speaker 2: It wasn't like, you know, and it is domestic violence
- 48:07Speaker 2: awareness month.
- 48:09Speaker 5: And, you know, we're.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Seeing what's going on. We're seeing what's going on or
- 48:13Speaker 2: this week or something with Denise. And yeah, I mean, Look,
- 48:18Speaker 2: we all joke about loving Dateline and, like, you know,
- 48:21Speaker 2: I have stuff in my act about, like, if I
- 48:23Speaker 2: was to get killed, you know, by my husband, even
- 48:26Speaker 2: if he didn't do it, like, I think I'm fine
- 48:29Speaker 2: with having a whole special about it and having him
- 48:31Speaker 2: go to prison. We all joke about it. But, like,
- 48:35Speaker 2: you know, when you put it, like, in a tweet,
- 48:37Speaker 2: it's different than if you're doing it, like, in a
- 48:39Speaker 2: stand-up or even joking about it in a conversational space
- 48:43Speaker 2: like a podcast, which is conversational. our type of podcast
- 48:47Speaker 2: is conversation. And like, so I mean, look, she just
- 48:53Speaker 2: tried to be funny and she wasn't just like Chrissy
- 48:55Speaker 2: Teigen tried to be funny when she wrote those awful
- 48:58Speaker 2: things to Courtney Stodden. She was trying to be funny
- 49:01Speaker 2: and she's not funny. Your crime is that you're not funny.
- 49:07Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the problem.
- 49:08Speaker 2: And you're like seeing other comedians and then you take,
- 49:10Speaker 2: you steal from what they're doing and you, but you
- 49:13Speaker 2: do it wrong.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:15Speaker 2: And you do it in an isolated way that doesn't
- 49:17Speaker 2: look good.
- 49:18Speaker 3: The problem is that she wanted to do the post
- 49:21Speaker 3: 12 years ago today. I married my best friend and
- 49:25Speaker 3: she knew that was cringe and tragic. So then she
- 49:28Speaker 3: tried to make it sarcastic.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Which by the way, I did that. I did that
- 49:32Speaker 2: like seven years ago where I was like, I did
- 49:35Speaker 2: a whole thing in my act about it. 12 year,
- 49:37Speaker 2: you know, how people do that. And then I actually
- 49:39Speaker 2: put on my page the truth about it, but it
- 49:41Speaker 2: wasn't violent. It was like some funny thing.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Like he's not my best friend.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Yeah. He's not my best friend. Like, no, your best
- 49:49Speaker 2: friend is your girlfriend. Like, he's just someone that I like,
- 49:51Speaker 2: you know, kind of get along with sometimes. Sometimes I
- 49:54Speaker 2: don't like, I try to confide in him, but he's
- 49:55Speaker 2: not a good listener. He gives terrible advice. Doesn't remember shit.
- 49:59Speaker 2: A girlfriend remembers everything. Doesn't know how to help me
- 50:02Speaker 2: get dressed. Wouldn't give me good or bad advice.
- 50:06Speaker 5: This is why lesbians are confused.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:08Speaker 5: This is why lesbians are confused.
- 50:10Speaker 2: I just want to say in closing, I think Kristen
- 50:12Speaker 2: and Dax are great and talented. I think once again,
- 50:15Speaker 2: this is not a big deal. I'm more talking about
- 50:18Speaker 2: it because people shouldn't make a big deal out of
- 50:21Speaker 2: someone trying to be funny on the internet. That's all
- 50:24Speaker 2: it is.
- 50:24Speaker 3: I think people get more offended when you try and
- 50:27Speaker 3: fail than if it was so inappropriate but was actually funny.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Then people are like, okay.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Right, right. You know?
- 50:33Speaker 3: Okay, I'll take it.
- 50:34Speaker 4: The most important thing is that she's the executive producer
- 50:36Speaker 4: of The Tiny Chef Show.
- 50:38Speaker 5: And people need to look it up.
- 50:39Speaker 3: We love both.
- 50:41Speaker 2: Is it with little people or just kids?
- 50:44Speaker 5: It's... It's a little creature. It's one of the cutest
- 50:48Speaker 5: things I've ever seen in my life.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 50:49Speaker 5: I swear to God.
- 50:50Speaker 2: They're both super talented and funny. And they do have
- 50:52Speaker 2: a good marriage. So it's all fun.
- 50:56Speaker 3: And I think they transcended a very basic beginning. I
- 51:00Speaker 3: thought they both seemed like they, even though she was
- 51:02Speaker 3: in Veronica Mars and stuff, seemed like they could have
- 51:05Speaker 3: just been like, meh, you run a TV show and
- 51:08Speaker 3: you go wherever. And they have transcended that so well.
- 51:10Speaker 3: They really are really... bright stars. Like I'm a pretty
- 51:14Speaker 3: big fan of both of them and I like their
- 51:15Speaker 3: relationship and their kids.
- 51:17Speaker 2: I think you're great.
- 51:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 51:18Speaker 2: I think they're great. Okay. So now these people aren't great.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Mossimo and Lori Loughlin are getting divorced and she did
- 51:25Speaker 2: something that I think is kind of genius and fabulous.
- 51:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 51:28Speaker 2: And only one other person has done this where I
- 51:31Speaker 2: could see it so vividly.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 51:33Speaker 2: And that was her very good friend, John Stamos, just
- 51:38Speaker 2: happened to be on a podcast, The Good Guys, and
- 51:43Speaker 2: went off on Mossimo. And when you're going through a
- 51:46Speaker 2: contentious divorce with your ex-husband of many years, you don't
- 51:51Speaker 2: want to be the one that's on there talking shit
- 51:54Speaker 2: and saying that his dick doesn't work or whatever. You
- 51:57Speaker 2: want to act like a classy lady. This is the
- 52:00Speaker 2: father of my kids. But if you can get a
- 52:02Speaker 2: friend to go and talk about it, who else did this, Heather?
- 52:07Speaker 2: What do you talk about? Bethany Frankel and Caroline Radzowell.
- 52:11Speaker 2: When Bethany Frankel was going through a divorce- Carol.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Carol.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Carol.
- 52:15Speaker 3: Carol.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Did I call her Caroline? Yeah.
- 52:16Speaker 3: And I was like, who's Caroline Radzowell?
- 52:18Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry.
- 52:18Speaker 7: Carol.
- 52:18Speaker 3: I'm getting a weird Kennedy Redhead association.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Carol Radzowell.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Okay.
- 52:23Speaker 2: Bethany and Carol, Real House in New York, were best friends.
- 52:27Speaker 2: And Bethany was going through a horrible divorce. And it
- 52:29Speaker 2: was a horrible divorce. And I was completely on Bethany's
- 52:32Speaker 2: side in this. With Jason- Hoppy.
- 52:35Speaker 5: Hoppy.
- 52:36Speaker 2: And- So she couldn't say anything publicly about him. He's
- 52:40Speaker 2: the father of her kids and they're going through his divorce.
- 52:42Speaker 2: But Carol could say, yes, I've been there. I've seen
- 52:46Speaker 2: the phone calls. I've read the texts. And, you know,
- 52:48Speaker 2: Bethany's just sitting there shaking her head. And you use
- 52:52Speaker 2: your friend to get it out because they can do that.
- 52:55Speaker 7: Right.
- 52:55Speaker 2: And in this world of podcasting and social media, it's
- 52:58Speaker 2: a pretty easy thing to do. So we love John Stamos.
- 53:01Speaker 2: He said she is just the most fabulous woman ever.
- 53:05Speaker 2: And he goes, now that whole college scandal thing, That
- 53:07Speaker 2: was Mossimo. He pushed her to do that. She didn't
- 53:11Speaker 2: want it. And then, you know, she sticks by him
- 53:14Speaker 2: while he goes to prison. She went to prison for
- 53:17Speaker 2: his idea. And he goes, and now there's room that
- 53:20Speaker 2: now it's out there that the reason she is getting
- 53:22Speaker 2: divorced is because she found texts and emails on his computer.
- 53:26Speaker 2: And it was at that point, she was just like,
- 53:28Speaker 2: I cannot do this anymore where he's cheating. And he goes,
- 53:31Speaker 2: I don't know what hole he needs to fill, which
- 53:34Speaker 2: made me think, A man's butthole.
- 53:36Speaker 5: Oh, maybe he's gay.
- 53:37Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh. I was thinking that the minute
- 53:40Speaker 3: you said she found texts and emails, I was like, gay.
- 53:43Speaker 3: I don't know. It just came to me.
- 53:44Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 53:45Speaker 3: Like the bad, bad dream.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Let me look at him.
- 53:47Speaker 5: It's... Is this him?
- 53:48Speaker 2: Yes.
- 53:49Speaker 5: Oh, he's gay.
- 53:51Speaker 3: I was offended. That's a gay person right there.
- 53:52Speaker 5: First of all, we love Aunt Lori.
- 53:54Speaker 3: Is that her name on the show?
- 53:55Speaker 2: Yes. She is a doll.
- 53:56Speaker 3: And I love that they're good friends. John's name wasn't her.
- 53:59Speaker 3: He's there eating the Greek yogurt on the podcast, helping
- 54:02Speaker 3: her out.
- 54:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 54:02Speaker 3: But that fucking guy, he....
- 54:06Speaker 2: Massimo?
- 54:06Speaker 3: For him to be, yeah, Massimo. For him to say,
- 54:08Speaker 3: to have the things caught, allegedly, if he was caught
- 54:12Speaker 3: with things on his computer. His word on the street
- 54:15Speaker 3: is like, oh, she's the one who orchestrated the rowing photos.
- 54:19Speaker 3: And it's like.
- 54:19Speaker 2: He said that?
- 54:20Speaker 3: Yes, he said that's the reason they're breaking up. And
- 54:22Speaker 3: I'm like, we saw emails.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Wait, Massimo just said that too?
- 54:25Speaker 5: He said.
- 54:26Speaker 2: Oh, so then that's why John is going, no, it
- 54:28Speaker 2: was his idea.
- 54:28Speaker 3: Yeah, because, and you could tell that it was because
- 54:30Speaker 3: he was emailing people like, I'm not having, no offense, Drake.
- 54:33Speaker 3: ASU or U of A?
- 54:35Speaker 2: It was U of A.
- 54:36Speaker 3: She wanted to go to U of A. He's like,
- 54:37Speaker 3: I'm not having my daughters go to U of A.
- 54:38Speaker 3: That's a party school where all the rich kids go
- 54:42Speaker 3: and they don't learn anything. And he was like, dogging
- 54:44Speaker 3: U of A, which is a great school. And it
- 54:46Speaker 3: was all coming from him. Now he's blaming her for
- 54:49Speaker 3: the stupid rowing photos.
- 54:50Speaker 2: Listen, she didn't go to USC. He did. And when
- 54:55Speaker 2: he was there, he did something very deceptive too. He
- 54:58Speaker 2: was like living in the Pratt house. They did not
- 55:00Speaker 2: know that he actually wasn't enrolled. he took the enrollment
- 55:03Speaker 2: money and he started to build his first clothing company,
- 55:06Speaker 2: which actually is super smart genius, but it's still deceptive.
- 55:11Speaker 3: So he was in a fraternity and was not enrolled
- 55:14Speaker 3: in USC.
- 55:15Speaker 2: Yes. That's what, that's the rumor that I heard. They
- 55:18Speaker 2: thought he was enrolled. Like he took, like he was
- 55:20Speaker 2: there for one semester and then the next semester behind
- 55:22Speaker 2: his parents back. But then he built this great thing.
- 55:23Speaker 2: So then he's like, I have good news and bad news.
- 55:25Speaker 2: I'm not going to graduate, but I'm, you know, a million, whatever.
- 55:28Speaker 2: And he's very, very successful, but it, But John Stamos
- 55:31Speaker 2: says he's a total narcissist and that's the way he's
- 55:33Speaker 2: been and she's just done putting up with it. But 100%,
- 55:37Speaker 2: as someone who went to USC, it makes a lot
- 55:40Speaker 2: more sense that the alumni, who is he, or even
- 55:44Speaker 2: if he didn't graduate, went there and had fun, would
- 55:46Speaker 2: be more excited to have his daughter go there, go
- 55:49Speaker 2: to the games there, then get on a plane and
- 55:51Speaker 2: go to U of A, go to Tucson and have
- 55:54Speaker 2: her go there. And she doesn't know because she was
- 55:57Speaker 2: acting her whole life. So I don't even know that
- 55:58Speaker 2: she went to college. So she doesn't get the whole thing.
- 56:01Speaker 2: And she probably did just go along with it.
- 56:03Speaker 3: It was clearly him. Clearly.
- 56:05Speaker 2: And also the teacher at the high school that they
- 56:08Speaker 2: went to, she said that he was threatening and was like,
- 56:13Speaker 2: don't you fuck this up for us. Because the teacher,
- 56:16Speaker 2: the counselor was like, we don't have a rowing team.
- 56:20Speaker 2: So I don't know how you can say that your
- 56:21Speaker 2: daughter is rowing when we don't have a rowing team here.
- 56:25Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an East Coast thing.
- 56:26Speaker 2: Anyway, she's getting hers, and hopefully she's having a great
- 56:30Speaker 2: time getting cute.
- 56:31Speaker 5: She's just beautiful.
- 56:32Speaker 2: Now, you hear all this, and you're like, well, maybe
- 56:36Speaker 2: I just need to do what Diane von Furstenberg did.
- 56:38Speaker 2: She said, quote, I married two gay men, okay? I
- 56:42Speaker 2: don't know why, but to me, they're not gay. So
- 56:44Speaker 2: it doesn't make any difference. So her first husband was gay,
- 56:48Speaker 2: and then she got married again, and just recently, that
- 56:50Speaker 2: second husband, who is Barry Diller, came out as gay
- 56:53Speaker 2: at like 80, right?
- 56:55Speaker 3: Who was the other one? I don't know.
- 56:56Speaker 2: Some other gay guy.
- 56:57Speaker 5: Good for Diane Furstenberg.
- 56:58Speaker 3: I mean, you're in.
- 57:00Speaker 2: The fashion industry. Who the fuck are you going to meet? Exactly.
- 57:03Speaker 2: And by the way, Mossimo is in the fashion industry.
- 57:06Speaker 5: Who knows?
- 57:06Speaker 4: The Lavender marriage is so interesting to me. And as
- 57:09Speaker 4: a gay person, I, I get, I just, there, there
- 57:15Speaker 4: is a thing though, where I'm like, she doesn't care.
- 57:18Speaker 5: But then I think, what.
- 57:20Speaker 3: Must it, I don't, I hope her next husband's Andy Cohen.
- 57:25Speaker 5: But then you're like, you're never going to be enough
- 57:28Speaker 5: for that person. You're never enough.
- 57:30Speaker 4: There's something that everyone's disassociated in it. Like for me,
- 57:35Speaker 4: it gets real real. And it's like, it's all cute
- 57:38Speaker 4: and funny and fun for everyone. But when you really
- 57:40Speaker 4: think about it, she's never enough for them.
- 57:45Speaker 5: For the guy. For the guy. He is gay.
- 57:49Speaker 4: You will never satisfy... the entirety of him. And if
- 57:55Speaker 4: that's okay with you, then I guess that's okay. But
- 57:58Speaker 4: when you really get down to the nitty gritty of it,
- 58:00Speaker 4: it's quite painful.
- 58:03Speaker 5: And I don't know.
- 58:06Speaker 4: And so there's just like where I, cause I just
- 58:09Speaker 4: read that and then she was just like, I married
- 58:11Speaker 4: two gay men and I don't care.
- 58:12Speaker 5: They're not gay to me. You're in a disassociated state, lady.
- 58:18Speaker 4: Now, you can be best friends and you can have
- 58:20Speaker 4: a great relationship and all that's awesome and beautiful. But
- 58:23Speaker 4: at the end of the day, there is something missing.
- 58:26Speaker 2: Yes.
- 58:27Speaker 5: Maybe not for you. Maybe you don't care about sex
- 58:28Speaker 5: and romance and affection and physical love.
- 58:31Speaker 2: Well, like anything, you don't know what you're missing. That's all.
- 58:34Speaker 3: Well, I think it's slightly problematic to say they're not
- 58:36Speaker 3: gay to me. Well, they're gay.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 5: Well, that's the other thing, too. Then now we're dismissing
- 58:40Speaker 5: his whole entire identity.
- 58:42Speaker 6: Right.
- 58:42Speaker 5: And not just his.
- 58:43Speaker 4: Identity, but who his romantic and sexual... feelings are for it.
- 58:47Speaker 5: There's just something.
- 58:48Speaker 4: So like disassociated and weird about it. And it's not
- 58:52Speaker 4: that they can't be, like I said, be best friends,
- 58:55Speaker 4: have your plutonic life, if that's what you, but, but
- 58:59Speaker 4: I can assure you he's not having a plutonic life.
- 59:03Speaker 5: Someone's missing out. And I think that's fucking upsetting.
- 59:08Speaker 2: Well, here's some new news. Something fun to look forward to.
- 59:13Speaker 2: Billy McFarlane, who tried to do the, what was that called?
- 59:18Speaker 2: Fire Festival. Fire Festival. Got caught. There was a famous
- 59:21Speaker 2: documentary about it. He did his time. Then he came
- 59:23Speaker 2: out and said, there is going to be a Fire
- 59:25Speaker 2: Festival too. And then we need to hear about it. Well,
- 59:28Speaker 2: he's moved on. Now there's going to be Phoenix.
- 59:33Speaker 5: Like Phoenix Festival?
- 59:34Speaker 2: There's an island called Phoenix.
- 59:36Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 59:37Speaker 2: And he's announcing the first artist. They're coming. Everybody gets
- 59:41Speaker 2: your tickets. Everybody's doing Instagrams and reels about it. And
- 59:46Speaker 2: this is absolutely happening. I have investors. And I'm like....
- 59:53Speaker 3: What is this? They want it to be another fire.
- 59:55Speaker 3: So they can flex, clout chase, have the bologna on
- 59:58Speaker 3: the paper plate with the lettuce blowing off in the hurricane, freeze.
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: I mean, like, I don't know where Phoenix is. I
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: thought for some reason, I thought of regular Phoenix, and
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: I was like, are they going to, like, have a zoo?
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: No, he's like, this is where the stage is. There,
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: he's on a beach. This is where the stage is
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: going to be. And if you want, you could have
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: a separate this, have that. Like, why would anybody ever,
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: whether you're an artist or not, ever think, that this
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: person is going to... Look, we never had Fyre Festival 2.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: What happened with that?
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: No, exactly. He needs to get Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid,
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: get them all on the Wave Runners again, going through
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: the water, do the exact same campaign.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: With the pigs shitting in the water.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: Yeah, that exact campaign. Just be like, we're here. Leo,
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: Ja Rule, Ludacris, get them all.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: It's always Ja Rule. Yeah. Also, okay, Real Housewives of Miami.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: Do you know the wretched thing?
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: So.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Adriana had said to Kiki, Kiki was making fun of
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: her being old. And she goes, why do you have
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: to be so ratchet? And of course everyone's like, oh
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: my God, how could you call a woman of color ratchet?
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: That is like, everyone knows that's like horrible. And now,
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: and then the next day she goes, because English is
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: not my first language, I was trying to say ratchet.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Like you're being mean, you're being wretched. And then Marisol
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: confesses on the couch at the reunion that I gave
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: her that idea. I figured it out that that would
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: make pretty good sense that maybe someone who is not
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: perfect in English would mess up two words. So that
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: was pretty good that she exposed her on that. But
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: she didn't care. She was just like, no, that's not true.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: So whatever. But it seems like Kiki doesn't care.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: No. Kiki's good.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: I think she's got a good head on her shoulders.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: The reaction of the entire table... was, if you guys
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: haven't seen it, you have to go back because it's like,
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: she calls her Ratchet and like, Gertie screams. She's like, ah! Like,
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: they all die. And it's, I watched it a hundred times. Like,
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: it's so great. Like, the in-sync reaction to her calling
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: her Ratchet. But it was a great idea. But of course,
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Marisol then immediately busted her out and said it wasn't,
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: it was fake. I went and listened to it too.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: It does sound like she's saying Ratchet.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: And it's kind of genius of Marisol because it shows
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: that She was like, let me help my dumb friend
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: and thought of, and was trying to be helpful. But
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: then when Adriana. was still horrible bitch to Marisol throughout
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: the rest of the season. She's like, fuck that. I'm
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: pulling that out of my vagina at the reunion and
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: throwing it up. That's one bone that's been stuck up there.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: That's going to come out.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: Get the bone collector in that vagina.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: She said, you have to be cool to me. Leave
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: me alone for two years. Don't say my knees are
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: saggy or whatever.
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: And then she said, I'm getting knee surgery. She's like,
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: I'd had to start wearing nylons. You made me feel
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: so bad about it. And it's like, yeah, that's the thing.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: When people point it, when you're in the limelight, And
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: whether you read it online or whatever, like at your show,
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: they have Billy, the tricycle riding puppet from the Saw
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: movies in your show. And I immediately said, oh, look,
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: I made an appearance. I did it. Because I remember
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: the first time I saw a tweet, I was at
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Chelsea Lately. It was like 2010. where someone's like, Heather
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: looks like that puppet Billy. Or Jigsaw.
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: Some people call him Jigsaw.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Jigsaw. Who's Billy then?
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: I think that's Billy and Jigsaw.
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: Billy Bush?
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:03:26Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: I don't know who Billy is.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my God, it's funny. I
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: embrace it. So when other people make fun of me
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: for that, I'm like, you're not really going to win
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: on that because I've already embraced it as myself and
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: like literally even wrote it in my second book. Like, yeah,
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: I get it. But these cheeks are my cheeks and
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: the But a lot of people that get facial work
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: done can look like jigsaw or they can look like that.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: Puppet lady. That puppet lady that- Janice? Yes. That puppet
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: lady with, they fill too much here.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Yep. The one that plays the rock star one?
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: Yeah. You know when someone's filled their cheeks too much,
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: when from the back of them, you see the cheek
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: coming out.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: There's also madam we might be thinking of.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: It's madam. It's madam. Yeah. And so, yeah, but sometimes
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: someone will say that and you're like, I never even
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: knew that I did. And you're like, the resemblance is uncanny.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Like I do kind of look like that.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: But then we start loving him. Now we love Jigsaw.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: We think he's cute.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: I love it.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: And he's never going away. And then when people call
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: like Kris Jenner that or Joan Rivers, I'm like, excuse me.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: I was the original.
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: I've been seeing it lately around. I'm like, that's Heather. Yeah.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: Who dare they? That's Heather's fucking thing. Like, it's not
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: Kris Jenner.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Okay. Let me see what else I want to talk about.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: This is kind of juicy with these. kids. So Ben
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: Stiller's kids called out the actor for being absent during
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: their childhood. We came last. The comments on here were
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: great because it's like, yeah, that's what dad, that's what
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: parents have to do. They have to work.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: When you're a movie star, you're, you're gone for a
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: cent of time, but same as if you're in the military.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: It is really hard. It's not ideal that you're not
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: at dinner every night. You know, I'm sure they've done
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: studies where if you have dinner every night as a family,
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: you probably are the least dysfunctional. Unless people are throwing
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: food at each other, which often happens. But I'm just
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: saying like, and so I just thought that was.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: Kind of funny.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Like, you know, you can't now complain about the fact
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: that this is the case.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: You have how many, you're a kid of five?
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: Did you guys have dinner every night?
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: We actually did. But it would be very late because
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: my parents would be working in real estate. I didn't
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: realize it was late until I had friends over and
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: they're like, where's dinner?
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know. We're eating.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: When?
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: My mom's making it. It's down like 8.39. And I
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: never knew that normal people... I remember one time I
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: saw on Good Times, they were like, Thanksgiving they're like
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: dinner's at four and I'm four even Thanksgiving we'd.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Have it like eight at nine now that's the classic
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: one because the mom's behind you're like when's the food
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: coming out yeah it's 10 o'clock at night yeah.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: Now of course we eat earlier and yeah we are
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: not like a big sit down the table family and
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: I was always like oh my god that's so bad
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: but then at a certain point I'm like yeah but
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: we do a lot of other things together that people
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: don't do I don't think.
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: That dinner is the, because you had some, you have
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: some cookies for Cocoa Puffs and the fam.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. And we did have dinner every night.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: Yeah, we had dinner every night.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: We had a hot plate that you'd plug in and
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: you'd put all the food in the middle so it
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: would stay hot.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Yeah, no one ever does that.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: That's nice.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: Yeah, so because like my dad liked the, yeah, I
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: don't know. My mom would make a full, pretty much
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: a full dinner all the time. And when she started
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: to work more, maybe we'd get a little more like,
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: Once in a while, like a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: Yeah, Pam's tired. She did real estate all day. She
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: doesn't need to come cook for all the ungrateful kids.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Speaking of Thanksgiving, I remember when I was living next
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: door to her. I was having a big Thanksgiving. And
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: the first year, I was like, okay, Mom, you need
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: to do a turkey, and I need to do a turkey. Like,
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: we don't have enough. So we did it all. And
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: then the next year, I'm like, oh, and you're going
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: to do your famous turkey because hers was so good.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, honey, I don't want to. And
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: I'm like, but, Mom, you love cooking. And she goes, no,
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: I don't.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: And I go, what?
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: No.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: No.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: I don't love cooking. I want to show up and
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: have a glass of wine and talk to people and
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: not worry about one thing. Like I'm 68 or whatever
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: she was at the time at 70. Why can't I
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: do that? And I was like, oh my God. I
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: just assumed because you were good at it. Right. That
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: you like loved it.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: We all have that moment where we're like, wow, I've
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: never gotten to know you. What are your interests? It's
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: our own mom. What's your middle name again? Like it's...
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: It's so weird. Because you think they're just doing it,
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: but that's how you love moms, you know?
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, okay.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: So, okay, here's the juicy thing. This is according to People.
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: A billionaire fashion CEO fell 320 feet to his death
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: during a hike, and now his son is reportedly being
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: investigated by police.
- 1:08:07Speaker 5: Ooh.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: So the son of Isaac Andik, he's founder of the
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: fashion giant Mango... They were on a hike and he fell.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: And the hike thing is so juicy.
- 1:08:25Speaker 5: So good.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: Because there's been a few. The most tragic one was
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: a dad was on a hike or brought his kid
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: somewhere and there was a dispute about child support and
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: things like that. And they took him to court thinking
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: that he ended his child's life. That was horrible. Um,
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: but you know, it's, it's such a, like, there's no,
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: there's no cameras there. There's cameras on every corner, but
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: there's no cameras on this hike. And if there's nobody
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: else around and you're with an older guy, who's to
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: say that he didn't lose his footing.
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: Yep. There's a classic one. I mean, literally cue the
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Hulu doc in three, two, one, let's turn it on.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: Are we really doing this?
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: I can't believe, I can't believe I'm going to finally
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: talk about it.
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: We understand that you were on the hike that day.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: Yes. And they're like, can we get the, can I
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: turn the air up?
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: It was weird because he, I remember him specifically saying,
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: I'm 80. Why do I have to go on a
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: hike with you, son? And they were having trouble. And
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: the son said, dad, because it's one of those things
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: we've never done together. And it's not hard. And I
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: know you'll like it. And it was weird because when
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: he called, he was like, hey, call me back. Something
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: happened to dad. I didn't think there was anything big deal.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: And then I called him and he was like, yeah,
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: he's been down there for four hours.
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: Three days.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: But the cell service wasn't good. But when I called
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: him back, he had answered the phone.
- 1:09:56Speaker 7: Right.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: And was at an ATM.
- 1:09:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: With his wallet. He managed to get his dad's wallet
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: before he just was grabbing his wallet when he went
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: over the thing.
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: We watched this show called 9-1-1. It's like all 9-1-1
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: calls and then a crime.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Oh, not the 911 scripted one.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: It's a real one.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: And it's like this where it's like there's literally one
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: where the guy's like, hello.
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: It's a famous date line.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Hello. My girlfriend.
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: I think she's, I don't know.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: I think she's dead.
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: I don't understand. I was at the door for a
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: half an hour and I was banging and then I
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: came in and she's been stabbed 20 times and there's
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: a knife sticking out of her heart 20 times.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: And it's just like the dad at the bottom of
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: the ravine.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: They said it was commit suicide.
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: And they just said that one, that's a hula doc,
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: the death in apartment. Yeah, death in apartment, whatever, that
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: they just did confirm again, no, it's suicide.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: Stabbed 20 times. I stabbed myself 20 times in the back.
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: She's like this. Okay, hold on.
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: I don't want to live. I can't spend one more
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: day here. Hold, let me do this one.
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: Oh, let me do that one. Let me stick the
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: knife through my back, through my heart.
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: Sometimes I try to put aloe vera when I get
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: burned and I'm like, can I reach it? I'm going
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: to be able to stab myself back there? It's impossible.
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: There's a spot too where I can't ever scratch and
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: it's that one place.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: I don't even know. If you can get it, it
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: feels so but well you can never get don't try
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: to get it with a knife don't.
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Get it with a knife but you know that's what
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: happened to the dad he pushed the dad right in
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: the ravine.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: Cliff ones are genius come on i mean they're never
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: gonna find out it really is genius the cliff you just.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: Have to hope they die i mean the problem is
- 1:11:46Speaker 5: that's why.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: I'm not i'm actually not into hiking and i just
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: yeah you know what if we want to go hike
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: what we'll do is we'll go on that tram i
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: want to do that this year The tram in Palm Springs.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: Oh, we wanted you to.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: Go on the tram, take the photos from there, and
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: then go down on the tram and then go to
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: like Bar Cicil. What is it? Bar Cicil or Bar Issy?
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: These Palm Springs restaurants I want to go to.
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: It becomes clear about the time when Peter and Drake
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: and Brandon decided your guys' Christmas card was going to
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: be out in Moab. And then you guys went and like... went,
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: it's so random for the Tobias McDonald's clan to go,
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: you guys, what you hiked through like waterfalls and then
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: took your Christmas card.
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: Oh yes.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: That's a Utah where you have to wear those boots
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: and stuff.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: It's like a full on hardcore hike. And even Julie
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: and I were like, we were like, Oh yeah, do
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: the hike. We're like, absolutely not. Like we'll stand like
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: on the street in front of the mountain.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: You know, I know you didn't want to talk about
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: this show, this show that everyone's talking about on a
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Netflix monster.
- 1:12:50Speaker 5: What is it called?
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: Oh, the neighbor. No, not The Neighbor. Ed Gein.
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: Ed Gein. Monster.
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: I haven't watched it yet.
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: No, I did want to talk about that.
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: You monster Ed Gein?
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: I did want to talk about The Good Neighbor. Okay.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: Well, The Good Neighbor I started to watch and I
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: will watch that. But it's a scripted show about this
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: guy who lived with his mother and he did really
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: creepy crimes and I don't even know what the crimes were.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: It's the first.
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: He's the impetus for Psycho and for... All the serial
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: killers that have come since.
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: But what I saw of just the trailer.
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: Leatherface.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: Just the trailer is him. It looks like a woman.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: He's wearing a dress. And then someone rings the doorbell
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: and he turns around and he has like the face
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: of like another dead woman on his face. And I
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: immediately thought it was the mother's face, but it's not.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: But I thought it was the mother's face. And I'm like,
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: I don't think I should watch this because already Drake
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: is like, Wait, I'm figuring out a way to AI.
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: You so you don't have.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: To do your things anymore. I'm like, you're not going
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: to AI my face. So literally this is the 2025
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: version of AI-ing your mom to still be around when
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: she's not around.
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: Oh, they've already started working on stuff like where you
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: record your voice and they're going to put it in
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: an AI thing so that you can always.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Have Like a teddy bear or whatever.
- 1:14:12Speaker 5: So your mom's voice is always there talking to you?
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: No, they are selling these teddy bears for like, and
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: they did it like, do you not.
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: Have a boyfriend? Are you a lonely girl?
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: And it's a panda.
- 1:14:22Speaker 5: With a dildo.
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: No.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Here's Drake again. Just me, cutting my mom and her friend,
- 1:14:28Speaker 3: talking about pandas with dildos.
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: And a vibrator. Just like, which one do you want?
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: No, it like, it actually like cuddles you and it's
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: supposed to know when you're sad and like come over
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: and like.
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: Be like, And it's your voice, Heather. Are you sad, Julie?
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: I'm going to have to get that. That sounds good.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: Oh, anyway, that's a favorite way you don't want to hike.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: Then there's also Devil in the Sky.
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: We watched it.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: The John Wayne Gacy.
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: We watched the whole thing.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Is it good? A peacock.
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: It's so good.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Okay. Now, I remember seeing the book at my house
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: about his life. And it's a man in a clown
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: costume because he used to do nice things and go
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: help sick kids. And dressed like a clown, which is
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: what did not help the creepiness of clowns because he
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: was a serial killer of young gay men and he
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: kept their bodies and all this stuff. And because it
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: was so long ago, being gay, you know, many of
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: them had to hide it or whatever. So he would
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: like solicit them at bars or whatnot or try to
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: get them. And also, again, people just didn't search for
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: people like they did back then. They didn't care when
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: kids got kidnapped. Yeah. Especially young men. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: I mean, I have to say, and this is very dark, like,
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: it was in, I think it was in 1976. There's
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: a point where, and there's all these, they use real,
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: in this show, the scripted show, because there's also a
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: documentary of the same name, which we're about to watch,
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: just not at night, but they use all these real photos.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Every victim, they show a real photo and then they
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: show all these crime scene photos, not of, just of
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: the house. There was a point in time where they
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: were just the, the cops and it's in Chicago are
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: like taking out body after body, like 30 corpses under
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: his house. And I was legitimately to my core sad
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: that that didn't just happen. I was like, can you
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: imagine if like we saw them pulling 30.
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: Bodies out of someone's house?
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: Like in 2025, we'd be like, Oh my God. Like
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: that is so crazy that in 1976, like the whole
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: nation was like seeing them take body after body. Some
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: of them were, had been under there for like 20
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: years or something. They weren't, you know, bloody or anything,
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: but 30 corpses the guy had under his house.
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: I remember listening to some podcasts where the guy like
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: went and was talking to him. There was tapes of
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: him talking to him.
- 1:16:49Speaker 5: That's what the next documentary is.
- 1:16:50Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: It's just him talking.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: I can't wait. It's so good. It's so sad. It's
- 1:16:55Speaker 5: so good.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: So this was sent to me and this is from
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: TikTok called the cliff knots, the cliff notes gal, sorry,
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: the cliff notes gal. And she said this was sent
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: to her. And it's a story out of Scotland about
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: how this girl was pregnant with her boyfriend's baby.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: Oh, this is crazy. This is just crazy. Julie's going
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: to die. Okay.
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: So cute girl. They show her pregnant. They have a
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: baby shower. You generally reveal the whole thing.
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: She's in white, pregnant stomach, like very tight dress, bald,
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: pregnant stomach.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: But by the time the baby's born, she's like, I
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: don't want the baby daddy here. They're fighting, whatever. She
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: gives birth to the baby. She says that the baby
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: had a heart condition and was born early and sends
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: photos and stuff. And then the boyfriend, baby daddy, does
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: get to see the child. They go to the doctor's appointment,
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: but she's like, he cannot be in the doctor's appointment
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: with me or she doesn't let him come. And people
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: are seeing the baby and everything.
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: It's newborn baby pictures of a very newborn preemie all
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: wrapped up in a blanket.
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: In a bassinet.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: And then, and the parents of the baby daddy are
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: seeing the baby. And then one of her friends or
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: something was there and realized that she was like on
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: her phone, like flicking around while the baby was in
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: the little bassinet over there. And then so that.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: Person- Well, let me say this. The mom first, the
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: mom of the ex-boyfriend, the father of the baby was like,
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: why is the baby so cold and never moves? That
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: was one of the things I read. Why is the
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: baby so cold and never moves? Oh, and then she said, oh,
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: she just has a cold.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: Yeah. She just went to the doctor. And so finally
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: somebody's like, really investigates. And it is one of those
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: dolls that look just like a real baby that you
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: can order for like, I don't know, a few hundred
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: dollars or something. And- so, and this girl allegedly also
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: had faked cancer before she faked her fake baby doll.
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: Like Brooks.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: Brooks is right for me.
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: So this pregnant, the pregnant stomach was just fake?
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: Yes. The baby was fake though.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: And the baby was giving realism, honey. I want one
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: of those dolls.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: But before it all came out, she did tell the
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: boyfriend and the family that sadly the primo baby had died.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: She felt like it was coming to the end. So
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: it was a little confusing. I don't know how they
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: really found out. But she did say that the baby
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: did die. And so of course that wasn't true either
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: because the baby never existed. She never was pregnant. She
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: never had cancer. She never gave birth. The baby never
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: was cold. The baby was one of those dolls.
- 1:19:33Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:19:34Speaker 3: We've seen the dolls in the magazine. You know, they
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: don't advertise them anymore, but I'm obsessed with those dolls.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: There was a version of a monkey doll.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: So it was like a baby monkey that you could have.
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: And it looked realistic. And raise, yeah.
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: And then, and I follow the girls that are like,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: I follow this one girl who has all the kids,
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: and you can get a baby, but you can also
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: get them like toddler size and stuff.
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: And then she's like, Oh, you've shown that to us.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Get ready with me while I make my three kids lunch.
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: This is hard being a mom. And she's like cutting
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: up the cucumbers and then they each get served. And
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: she's like, grandpa came over today. And grandpa's like, hi.
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my God, if this is your daughter,
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: I guess you're just like, you know what? We will
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: have to support her for the rest of her life.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: And we just, you know.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Remember when she dragged them all to the beach?
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: It's like now you've got four dolls on the beach
- 1:20:28Speaker 3: getting all sandy and fucking it's hot and the grandpa.
- 1:20:32Speaker 5: Has to go.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Yeah. They love the waves. No, don't you? Be careful, Timmy.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: Be careful.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: I want the monkey one. It's pretty cute.
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: Do you remember Mon Chi Chi?
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Mon Chi Chi.
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: Mon Chi Chi.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: Mon Chi Chi. Oh, so soft and cuddly.
- 1:20:50Speaker 5: With his hand in his mouth. It's really neat.
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: Oh, Mon Chi Chi. Mon Chi Chi.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: Yeah. I love my cheeks. So Kylie is, I guess,
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: going to have a song out. And she said, it's
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: been my dream to always do pop music. And she's
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: doing this interview and she's being kind of fun and
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: sarcastic and being like, no, I think I have the
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: best voice of anyone. She really came off pretty nice
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: and cute.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: Anyway, when she.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Said, this is something I've wanted my whole life, I
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: can attest to that truth.
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: Because one of the first times that I hung out
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: with the Kardashians... We watched, came over for a taping
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: of skating with celebrities. I was pregnant with Brandon.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Okay. And I went to it and it was at
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: their house before their hidden Hills house. And Chris had
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: gotten all this catered food. It was out on like platters.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: We're just having like, you know, like whatever, like some
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: Italian food watching it. And then it was a house
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: that had like a little, like a speaker system on it,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: like a kind of an older speaker. situation and Kylie
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: got on there and was like come upstairs the show's
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: about to start and we come upstairs and upstairs is
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: a pool table room that they had and Kylie is
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: there in this adorable like belly dancing outfit was she
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: like five she's yeah like seven or eight okay and
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: she stands on maybe it wasn't a pool table but
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: she stood on something she was high up And she
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: danced to Shakira. And she was doing her hips and everything.
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: And I just thought it was adorable. And then Caitlin
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: Bruce at the time goes, okay, I think this is enough.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Because it was kind of a sexy dance.
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: Hips don't lie, baby.
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: It was hips don't lie. And Kim thought it was
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: hilarious and they all thought it was great. And so
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, she wants to sing. She has a
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: nice voice. Why the fuck not? Good for her.
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: I love it.
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: Yes, of course.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: Watch out, Shakira.
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: It's King Kylie, I guess, all over TikTok.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: I don't understand the King Kylie thing. When they go,
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: it's your King Kylie era.
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: I don't get that. Because in 2016, remember when she
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: had the teal hair?
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: She went through an era where she had teal hair.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: It was really cute. Now she's doing pink. But apparently
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: on TikTok, there's a whole nostalgia for 2016, which we love. Okay.
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: We really peaked in 2016, so I'm thrilled to go
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: back to it. Okay. This top knot. That I constantly do,
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: which is from Kim when she broke the internet with
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: the champagne with her butt. Oh, yeah. From the cover of,
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: what was that name of that magazine? Paper.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, paper.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: We want all the 2016-isms coming back. So she did
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: King Kylie. That was when she did the lip kit.
- 1:23:33Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: She has since sold the lip kit to Cody Brands,
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: and it hasn't done as well. She's doing another collab
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: or something.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: Yeah, she did some pop-up and had a big party
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: and she wore pink and a pink wig.
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: Yeah, so now she's bringing back King Kylie because she's
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: doing the makeup again and now she's saying. And it's
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: on a song that I love. So it's like over
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: a song that was really popular in the pandemic. I
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: think it's all great.
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: Plus, I love her voice.
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: Her videos, especially what she does with Stormi, where she'll
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: be like, let's make cookies. And it's like ASMR. You're like, oh, God,
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: she's so soothing. She's a really soft, Larza Pippen kind of.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Like, I'm just upset with you, Lisa. They never raise
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: their voice.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and she does seem like she's a really great mom. Yeah.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: JoJo Siwa is at it again. She's out singing, and
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: she wrote all... She's like, listen to the words of
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: the song. It's all about my life. And in it,
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: it's like, her voice is raspy. And she actually says that.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: Who changes more than she? Because she's still with the guy.
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: But seeing her sing and dance, I think the guy
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: could be a phase.
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: It's shocking. It's truly unbelievable.
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: I mean, I do have to say she is young,
- 1:24:49Speaker 4: so young that, you know, you got to try everything.
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: You know, and I don't, of course.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: She's entertaining and she never stops working. So I'm impressed
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: with her.
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: While they were in the house, I could see them
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: both being like, let's dabble. Let's touch privates. Let's hump
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: on each other's legs. The second they get out and
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: she starts to sing and dance, I thought that's when
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: he'd be like, yeah, I think I'm good. Because the
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: singing and dancing is not sexy.
- 1:25:17Speaker 5: It is not sexy at all.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: So I don't really understand what both either, I don't
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: understand what either of them are doing.
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: When they wake up in the bed together and like,
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: The romantic, like his arm up and her.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Their own big brother.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Well, they've been posting things on Instagram.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: They've been out.
- 1:25:33Speaker 4: But it's just sort of like, I look at her
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: and I imagine myself with a man and I go,
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: it's not, I mean, it's not entirely.
- 1:25:43Speaker 5: But then you just go, it's just, that's what it
- 1:25:45Speaker 5: looks like to me. Like she's like, good morning.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: I saw a really funny video of this lesbian watching
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars and there was some dancer on
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: there with like shirtless that was just so hot. And
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: she put over there like, when you're a lesbian but
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: you watch this Dancing with the Stars guy, you could
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: tell like her girlfriend was next door and she's like, huh?
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: And she just keeps watching it like she's duetting it.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: It was so funny.
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: It's just so, I don't know what they're, what do
- 1:26:10Speaker 5: you think it's got? I mean, I don't know.
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about.
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: Each to their own.
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: Real Housewives of New York. The reboot was tragic and
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: weird and boring and never caught on. But now, according
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: to the rumors, which are nothing's confirmed, that Erin Leachie,
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: who of course we knew that if anyone was going
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: to stay, she'd stay, and Psy are the only two
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: coming back to whatever real housewife of New York is
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: going to be. And then in one of the things
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: I read, they're like, Oh, and they're also looking at
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: a celebrity makeup artist that used to date John Gosling.
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, what? No, that cannot be a Real
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: Housewives of New York. First of all, I don't know.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: With a celebrity makeup artist, no. That's not, you need
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: to be, I don't know.
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: Didn't they live in like Chicago or Minneapolis? They didn't
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: live in New York. Did they, John Gosling?
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: I don't know. It's such a weird article. That's why
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: I'm saying I don't even know if it's true. But
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: I don't know if they're going to bring back a
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: bunch of new people. We know that Brynn is not
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: coming back. And because she said i'm not um but
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: yeah i don't know if uh what's her name the
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: the lesbian the j crew lesbian.
- 1:27:22Speaker 3: Oh jenna lion jenna lion fuck the i feel like
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: i don't even listen tragic treacherous trash i don't even
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: remember that's the old.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Cast i don't even remember these people like jess remember
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: when her husband was trying to be a stand-up comic
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: and be funny all the time and eat during therapy
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: Zoom sessions, and those schticks, I could not handle those
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: schticks of that guy. He was the worst.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: I just feel like, will they possibly bring in a
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: couple golden... They need to. But they can't with the same.
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: There's no way that someone who's like 60 is going
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: to truly be friends and want to hang out and
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: die laughing with someone who's like 40. They did hang.
- 1:28:02Speaker 3: Out with Tinsley, though. And now that was a while ago,
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: but they did mesh well. I thought Tinsley brought a
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: good energy. I'm like, at this point, go off to Chateau,
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: what is Rinda's dumb house called?
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: Oh, Bluestone Manor.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, Bluestone Manor. Just resurrect the Christmas sweaters.
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: I'll tell you something right now, Brandi. Everybody loves Bluestone Manor.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: And when I had the girls there and I cooked,
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: I cleaned, I made it nice. And I did that
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: and everyone loves it. That's why I'm going to do
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: a raffle today. And one lucky person, the raffle tickets
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: are $ 2, 000 each, but one lucky person is going to come.
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: and hang out for me for Halloween in Bluestone Manor.
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: Yeah, like honestly, either do a girls trip every three weeks,
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: but get them out to Bluestone Manor, get Jill Zarin
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: setting Dorinda off because Dorinda can't take Jill.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: Oh my God, they hate each other.
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I'm fine with get them all back.
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: I mean, I know Ramona wouldn't do it.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: No, I don't know that they hate each other, but whatever.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: It would be good.
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: And get Brandi Glanville back on ASAP.
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: Who really knows when this is going to be? Like,
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: I feel like years have gone by since I saw
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: the show.
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: It's just so boring and dumb.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: I'm not into it at all.
- 1:29:10Speaker 3: I don't even care.
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I think that we can wrap it up, girls. Well,
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: what a fun time. So where can they buy tickets,
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: our San Francisco friends, if there's even any left?
- 1:29:23Speaker 4: If you want to see A Nightmare on Strip Street
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: in San Francisco at the Great Star Theater, you can
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: only get tickets on Fever.
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: I believe it's an app or a website. And you
- 1:29:31Speaker 5: can just Google it. Fever.com, yeah. A Nightmare on Strip Street.
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: Yeah, San Francisco. Anywhere in the Bay Area. We had
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: people that have come from Fresno, Sacramento, all around.
- 1:29:41Speaker 5: It plays through November 2nd.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: And then, of course, the podcast is Dumb Gay Podcast. Yes.
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: You guys do a lot of different, funny, lighter stuff
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: on Patreon. Yes. Some people love your Patreon, and they
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: go to what website to sign up for all that stuff?
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: Go to julianbrandy.com, and then you can come find us
- 1:30:01Speaker 4: on Patreon. Yeah, you want to find us on Patreon.
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: That's where it's at.
- 1:30:05Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. That's where it's at.
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: And if you are still debating and you happen to
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: be going to Vegas or you haven't made your decision,
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: get your tickets now. I know I've been saying that
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: we really are almost sold out. We will sell out.
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: I just had my parents look and there's like five
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: tickets left. And I was annoyed because I got this
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: email from like StubHub that had Sabrina Carpenter at the top.
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, let me see what to
- 1:30:31Speaker 3: do with Sabrina Carpenter. Like, do they have any pits?
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: And then you're the show at BravoCon or the show
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: in Vegas, the weekend of BravoCon is right underneath. And
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: I'm like, they are really trying it. No, in full
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: damn well, there's only five tickets left for this bitch.
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: So good luck. I'm telling you guys, that thing is
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: pretty much sold out. So you got to get on
- 1:30:48Speaker 3: there if you want the tickets.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: I am. So just being with you guys in the
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: last 24 hours has just made me that much more
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: excited to do this show. And I can't wait for
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: people to see it and experience it. And so you
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: go to heathermcdonald.net for that. I also want to tell
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: people Juicy Crimes is a free podcast that drops up,
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: drops every Wednesday. Some people are confused because I was
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: saying subscribe. Well, we want you to subscribe so that
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: it pops up and you remember it. So it is
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: there for you. And also it has their own YouTube
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: as well. So that's every Wednesday. heathermcdonald.net will direct you
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: to everything. And thank you to the beautiful Battery, the
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: Battery San Francisco hotel and the restaurant. Incredible. So good.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: It's called the Woolsey? Woolsey?
- 1:31:41Speaker 5: Sorry.
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: Drake's like, where am I? I wasn't sure. I was
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: in another world. Whatever.
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: The restaurant inside of this place is amazing.
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: Incredible.
- 1:31:48Speaker 4: The porterhouse steak was one of the best things I've
- 1:31:50Speaker 4: ever had. And it's sitting, the bone sitting in the fridge,
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: waiting for the dogs. Can't wait for me, meaning me.
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: I just want to throw in really quick. There is
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: a couple of very, very, very juicy stories only to
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: be heard at, at the Vegas show. You guys, it's,
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: Really going to be fucking annoying that Heather's never going
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: to let us repeat these stories. Heather's stories. We beg
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: her to, no matter where we're at, whatever lunch, we're like, Heather,
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: tell this story. And she's going to do it at
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: that show. So get in because it's like the circle
- 1:32:20Speaker 3: of trust. Yep.
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: Thank you. Love you.
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: Bye. Bye.
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: One reward.
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: Endless choice.
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: Skip the hassle.
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: Reward the easy way.