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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of his program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
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  Speaker 2: I l this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 4: today is May eighth, twenty twenty six. You guys, it
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  Speaker 4: is day number five of five.
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  Speaker 6: Today is for It's time for the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I know what she said.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Our goal today is get through as quick as you
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  Speaker 4: can to get into that weekend. We are the Woodies Show.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for being here. I'm Monny, that's great. Gory
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  Speaker 4: here you we got minute gran a sea Bass, Sammy,
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  Speaker 4: we got Morgan Vaughn, dumbass, Tyler Born Menji are here.
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  Speaker 4: It is Friday. It is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Party seven forty four Friday check ins or anything else
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  Speaker 4: you want to text over do that over to two
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  Speaker 4: to ninety seven. A kind of exciting weekend plans. You
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  Speaker 4: gotta let us know about that, you know the driveth
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  Speaker 4: of Friday check ins. Just send everything over name and
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  Speaker 4: exactly where around town you are, what part of town
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  Speaker 4: you're in listening to what he showed today? Hit us
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  Speaker 4: up two two nine eight seven. Reminder Sunday is Mother's Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess what I'm doing after the show today? What
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  Speaker 4: FedExing some cars? I bought them. I bought them on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: I bought them on Wednesday, and then uh, Wednesday night,
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  Speaker 4: I meant to have my kids fill them out so
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  Speaker 4: I can get them off to my mom, and stuff
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  Speaker 4: forgot forgot. So it was it was last night. They're
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  Speaker 4: filling everything out and then today I will FedEx them.
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  Speaker 1: Do your parents ow it's more than the gifts?
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  Speaker 8: Do?
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  Speaker 9: They always get a little card in one of those
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  Speaker 9: big FedEx envelopes. Is that like usually what happens.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so there's a card for me, there's a card
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  Speaker 4: from each one of the kids. So that's three that
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  Speaker 4: goes to my mom. It's got like a gift card
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  Speaker 4: in there and stuff like that, and then we'll send
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  Speaker 4: you know, flowers or something like that. But it's yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just regular FedEx envelope. It's not a big envelope, just
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  Speaker 4: like a yeah, regular FedEx. The same thing will happen
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  Speaker 4: again next year, that's right. But also I had to
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  Speaker 4: send one out to my to my step mother cards
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  Speaker 4: and whatever. It was one for the kids. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 4: that's today Okay, there's my Friday check in. That's what
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing.
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  Speaker 10: I'm all about Amazon gifts. So you already have their
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  Speaker 10: address in there anything and they just selects something and
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  Speaker 10: just sends it to them.
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  Speaker 4: So that's that's fine. It's the card part because my
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  Speaker 4: mom my mom loves cards more than anything, especially when
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  Speaker 4: you write the note.
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  Speaker 5: In there, you know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Mother's Day is this weekend. I was reading
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  Speaker 4: this thing. It says it's time to nail down the
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  Speaker 4: gifts that you'll give to thank the moms in your
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  Speaker 4: life for doing what mostly is the most thankless job
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  Speaker 4: of all. Blah blah blah blah blah. People keep coming
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  Speaker 4: back to brunches, flowers, and bathrobes a year after year.
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  Speaker 4: But they did ask moms what's the number one thing
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  Speaker 4: that they want from their partner or from their kids
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  Speaker 4: for Mother's Day? And that is free time, to time
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  Speaker 4: alone or something like that. Yeah, some others may not
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  Speaker 4: even remember what that is since it's been so long,
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  Speaker 4: so they've had some but yeah, like close to sixty
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  Speaker 4: percent of mom say they just want to be able
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  Speaker 4: to drop everything and do nothing at all.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah sounds good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then who's going to have a dinner ready.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, wow, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean who's going to make sure the kids have
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  Speaker 4: their homework done and are ready for their bags? Then
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  Speaker 4: how are they supposed to get to soccer practice? Another
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  Speaker 4: four to two percent would just love some time to themselves,
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  Speaker 4: not looking to be treated like a queen as much.
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  Speaker 4: You know, just like to read or watch a movie
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  Speaker 4: or to you know, work on something.
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  Speaker 9: It would be nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, you know, because a lot of
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  Speaker 4: people are working too. You got two working parents, It's
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  Speaker 4: not like they're just sitting around all day the kids
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  Speaker 4: are at school, because that's that's the one thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: when you have to stay at home mom and the
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  Speaker 4: kids are off at school all day, that is your
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  Speaker 4: free time.
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  Speaker 9: Lucky. I don't have that, I know, nce and quiet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have that time. I guess as the dad
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  Speaker 4: who works, I don't have this big chunk of my
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  Speaker 4: day where there's absolutely whatever I want to do or
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  Speaker 4: need to do. There's there's nothing that's.
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  Speaker 13: Still stuff to get done. You need to do the
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  Speaker 13: long you need to grocery shopping. Where do you think
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  Speaker 13: she's getting the food to cook your dinner?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm the one that does the grocery shopping by
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  Speaker 4: the way.
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  Speaker 9: Following you around, asking you a million questions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like if you need an hour to read, you
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  Speaker 4: could sit and read for an hour. The kids are
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  Speaker 4: at school all day long, right, grocery shopping takes twenty minutes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: if you're a working mom, okay, and then you're doing
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  Speaker 4: a lot of the mom stuff. Okay, fine, I get it.
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  Speaker 4: You want that free time. But if you if you
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  Speaker 4: are the person who drops the kids off and then
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  Speaker 4: you got the day until three point thirty, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: that is that's your free that's your free time.
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  Speaker 10: It sounds like you're throwing out all these problems but
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  Speaker 10: no care to solve them.
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  Speaker 13: And there's not problems, there's just things to do.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you know, yeah, don't solve the problem.
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  Speaker 4: This basically be surprising if you've never taken care of
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  Speaker 4: small children children, or if it's been so long you've
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  Speaker 4: forgotten what it's like. But tother's and preschoolers come to
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom when you go. Yep, that is true. That's
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  Speaker 4: the thing. When the kids are at home.
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  Speaker 5: That tiring.
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  Speaker 4: That's different. Oh, tiring, that is different. Even if you're
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  Speaker 4: going alone, they stand outside the door Yeah. We used
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  Speaker 4: to joke about like the little hand coming under the door,
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  Speaker 4: lock it. Are you in there? But yeah, sorry, Look,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, that is a great gift. If it's
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  Speaker 4: free time and whatever that you want and you get
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  Speaker 4: some malone time, great, But then don't complain there's no
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  Speaker 4: flowers and there's no going out to dinner.
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  Speaker 9: Well, here's your flowers.
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  Speaker 11: We're leaving.
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  Speaker 5: No, but you know what I mean, what if it
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  Speaker 5: was something tangible? Gino, like you don't you don't want
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  Speaker 5: another coffee, muggy, do you want flowers?
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  Speaker 9: It would be so great if they left for the day, that's.
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  Speaker 4: What you want?
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  Speaker 5: What if it was something tangible though?
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  Speaker 11: Like what that's the question?
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  Speaker 5: That's I'm good. I see.
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  Speaker 4: This is why I keep arguing, let's get rid of
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  Speaker 4: all the all the obligation things Birthdays, Christmas, so Mother's Day,
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  Speaker 4: Father's Day. That includes all the stuff for me too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I but
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  Speaker 4: I don't do it for anybody else. Yeah, I'm saying
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  Speaker 4: let's just go Okay, we're adults, right, we don't have
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  Speaker 4: to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 9: Advantage.
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  Speaker 4: I can send you a text or give you a
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  Speaker 4: phone call and go Happy Birthday, Greg, Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: The mother's day.
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  Speaker 10: He wants to cancel Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I want to have the like. The gathering
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  Speaker 4: is fine, it's just the whole. It's it's the gifts.
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  Speaker 10: And the like.
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  Speaker 9: My dad always used to say, he used to call
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  Speaker 9: holidays supposed to days. I don't do suppose two days.
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  Speaker 4: Right, because like you're you're just going and trying to
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  Speaker 4: figure something out to buy because you're supposed to buy something.
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  Speaker 4: That's it. I agreed.
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  Speaker 5: I would like to abolish all those days.
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  Speaker 4: And that that's it. I would not want the stay
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  Speaker 4: at home mom job either. I wouldn't want it.
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  Speaker 5: That's why Thanksgiving rules, because you have the gathering, the food,
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  Speaker 5: and that's the drinking and no present.
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  Speaker 4: Right, exactly, the best day of the year eight seven
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  Speaker 4: seven forty four woody Friday check ins over to two
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  Speaker 4: two nine eight seven. All right, we'll get to the
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  Speaker 4: birthday's yere in a second. There's a there's been so
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  Speaker 4: much lawsuit stuff. Oh yeah, this actress has filed a
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  Speaker 4: lawsuit against James Cameron and Disney. I mean that they
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  Speaker 4: used her facial features as the inspiration for the main
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  Speaker 4: character in Avatar. Yeah, and they did that without her permission.
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  Speaker 4: Oh damn. Yeah. She was fourteen when she starred as
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  Speaker 4: Pocahontas in the New World, and she said that James
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  Speaker 4: Cameron saw a photo of her from the movie and
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  Speaker 4: used her face as the basis for the CGI character
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  Speaker 4: played by Zoe with her name is Saldana. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 4: so the laws who claims that she was never contacted, credited,
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  Speaker 4: or compensated, despite James Cameron allegedly later admitting publicly that
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  Speaker 4: her face inspired the design, and she says it feels
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  Speaker 4: especially hypocritical because the Avatar franchise presents itself as supportive
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  Speaker 4: of indigenous cultures while allegedly exploiting an indigenous teenager behind
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  Speaker 4: the scenes.
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  Speaker 9: I mean that is what the movie's about.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, very much.
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  Speaker 4: And if he said that, yeah, I mean, all these
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  Speaker 4: other actors and actresses talking about the AI stuff with
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  Speaker 4: Morgan even protecting his voice.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, all right, yeah, I'm looking at the photo
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  Speaker 10: right now. Pretty close.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's that close. He's just kind of
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  Speaker 5: making the same expression.
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  Speaker 9: But it's not even up to us to figure it out.
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  Speaker 9: If he said so, then that's it looks.
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  Speaker 14: Like her lips and everything. It looks like an avatar
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  Speaker 14: version of her.
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  Speaker 5: I guess so, but just again kind of just making
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  Speaker 5: the same You could kind of make that same expression
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  Speaker 5: and be like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Look it's me, I'm an avatar.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. Greg, by the way, you know he's doing chick
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  Speaker 4: on chick stuff now, is a Hayden pantier?
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  Speaker 5: I heard she came out as by right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: She said she had girlfriends in the past but kept
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  Speaker 5: a secret. Damn, which makes it but what hotter? I
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  Speaker 5: did have an invatory moment the other day.
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  Speaker 4: I was laughing. I heard in a commercial a grocery
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  Speaker 4: store is advertising by colored corn. There's by corn.
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  Speaker 11: Everything's so hip?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, pretty cool. Oh Disney, Uh, there are
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  Speaker 4: some rumors about Disney is considering switching back to legacy
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  Speaker 4: characters for their film.
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  Speaker 15: I think quite understand what that meant. Do that mean
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  Speaker 15: that like they're just gonna read because already brought us
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  Speaker 15: they did a Han solo movie. Are they going to
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  Speaker 15: reinvent those characters of the actors.
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  Speaker 9: Talk about Bambi yeah, and Star Wars Yeah yeah, it's
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  Speaker 9: all the Star Wars stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But like, yeah, like they want the Han solo Luke
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  Speaker 4: sky Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 15: They kept chewback I see three P three and R
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  Speaker 15: two D two obviously because these are easy ones.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah right, they're basically talking about getting up putting. Uh,
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  Speaker 14: the new trilogy people not really in anything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't see more through the the glass over there,
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  Speaker 4: so I can't get his opinion on it, because he
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  Speaker 4: would be the the go to star Wars.
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  Speaker 15: We crept on like the Chicks Star The Chicks, Luke Skywalker,
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  Speaker 15: the Ray character Ray because they said like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 15: well you guys did, but the Triinn was kind of
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  Speaker 15: the yeah and Finny. They crept on her because she
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  Speaker 15: didn't really have to go thrillthy trials and triplations of Luke. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: They were just like, oh, she's suddenly magic. Yeah she
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  Speaker 10: didn't kiss her brother?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Well, did she.
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  Speaker 4: Didn' understand why she had these powers?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's because of her ancestors they were passing.
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  Speaker 15: But but but Luke Skywalker had to go through trials
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  Speaker 15: and try learning and teaching through Yoda.
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  Speaker 10: And she was just like like some little old man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg, what's your take on the whole thing as
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  Speaker 4: a person.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, but she still had to go through learning.
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  Speaker 14: She had the power, she didn't know how to use them,
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  Speaker 14: and that's why Luke had to teach her.
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  Speaker 1: She went to the island and what happened there?
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  Speaker 13: What do you mean what happened there?
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  Speaker 1: Because she like Moose rocks around real tough.
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  Speaker 5: She got the power from Prase.
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  Speaker 13: She went directly into the darkness and then Luke was like, I.
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  Speaker 10: Can't teach you.
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  Speaker 15: You used the They went easy on her because she
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  Speaker 15: l that's there. That's the complaint exactly off from the
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  Speaker 15: lady ts you make a good.
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  Speaker 13: Woman and she was a great pilot already wanted.
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  Speaker 4: Greg Glory, what you got?
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  Speaker 5: So many lawsuits that we've been talking about, and there's
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  Speaker 5: another one against Renee Zellweger and aunt Anstead who used
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  Speaker 5: to be married to Christina Hack from HGTV. By the way,
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  Speaker 5: fun fact, they're being sued for ten million bucks because
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  Speaker 5: the chick Tracy Bellan, she was at a house that
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  Speaker 5: aunt Anstead was renting. He didn't own it, he was
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  Speaker 5: renting it, and she tripped over this rug and hurt
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  Speaker 5: her ankle so much so that she says she's going
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  Speaker 5: to have lifelong implications from this injury. So she wants
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  Speaker 5: ten million bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, is this a rug filled with spikes? Is
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  Speaker 4: this like a there was a small So renees Elwigger
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  Speaker 4: owns this place. She does not know this dude, Glenn
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  Speaker 4: Wilson owns the house. Aunt was renting it and Renee
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  Speaker 4: wasn't even there at the time. So she's suing all
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  Speaker 4: three and wants ten million bucks. So now this Glen guy,
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  Speaker 4: he who owns the house, is not counter seuing, but
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  Speaker 4: he wants to be clear in court that he doesn't
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  Speaker 4: owe her a penny. So why is she being sued? Though?
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  Speaker 5: Renee zelway because she got money because she's with Aunt
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  Speaker 5: and she lives nearby in Laguna. But that's why she's like,
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  Speaker 5: get me out of this lawsuit.
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  Speaker 9: Yea, you could see anyone for anything.
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  Speaker 5: Not my house wasn't there, lived nearby. That's my only
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  Speaker 5: connection to aunt Anstead. It was a gathering of friends
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  Speaker 5: that at Ant's house.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know how you can how do you
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  Speaker 4: and tie her in right at all?
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  Speaker 5: And now ten million bucks is what she wants?
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  Speaker 9: Was was she like an Olympic runner, like why is
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  Speaker 9: her ankle ten millions?
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  Speaker 15: Well, see the thing is and you'll say, well the
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  Speaker 15: judge would see this, throw it out and penalizer. But
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  Speaker 15: a lot of times they just they'll dismiss it, and
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  Speaker 15: they'll dismiss it with prejudice, but they won't then come
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  Speaker 15: after you for being frivolous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then I also think when you are suing somebody
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  Speaker 5: after a car crash or whatever, your lawyers will go
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  Speaker 5: after any whatever three million bucks, knowing damn well you'll
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  Speaker 5: probably get like twenty grand.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's probably why the stars star go for it.
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  Speaker 10: But yeah, we always think we'd never think about how
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  Speaker 10: weird it is. Like you're gathering for a dinner party,
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  Speaker 10: you obviously probably know this person, and then now they're
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  Speaker 10: like suing you. That is so odd to me.
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  Speaker 11: Well, people have a friend of mine, people.
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  Speaker 4: Have an outlook on things. They go, well, no, it's
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  Speaker 4: not about you. Your insurance company will take care of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: So they look at it as like they're just gonna
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  Speaker 4: get this easy money out of the insurance. If you
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  Speaker 4: don't have pri it's not Yeah, it's not gonna affect you.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to drop you right from your coverage.
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  Speaker 5: Just happened to me in my backyard, a drunken accident
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  Speaker 5: during a party, and then about three months later, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: just curious, who's your homeowners?
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, well well, I mean you would have to
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  Speaker 4: tell them, You tell them, well, because they'll figure they'll
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  Speaker 4: figure it out anyway.
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  Speaker 9: Let them figure it out.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you figure it out, then they'll go af to
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  Speaker 10: you personally.
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  Speaker 4: Oh menace. Did you hear who's a quitter? Speaking of
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  Speaker 4: lawyers in lawsuits? Yep?
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  Speaker 10: Kim k Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 5: I saw.
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  Speaker 4: She's gonna be a lawyer.
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  Speaker 9: I thought she was Kim k esquire.
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  Speaker 10: She has thrown in the towel like it was impressient.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: She kept failing, right, did you kept?
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  Speaker 10: You get two chances a year to try to pass
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  Speaker 10: the bar and she has not passed it.
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  Speaker 1: But I think you get seven chances total.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but she was going to have more chances in
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  Speaker 10: July and she has decided not.
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  Speaker 4: So she's like all right, like for the bar, like
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  Speaker 4: what is the what is considered pass on that one?
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  Speaker 4: That one?
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  Speaker 10: I don't know, but also is just like per percentage,
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  Speaker 10: like you're at a bazillion things like how do you
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  Speaker 10: expect to even pass?
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  Speaker 4: How do you even have the time to study? You know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, seriously, she's so busy.
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  Speaker 13: Is she totally done or is she just taking a
• 16:18
  Speaker 13: year off.
• 16:19
  Speaker 10: And a gap year that she will not be pursuing it? Okay,
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: so prom solid answer on this is a rough rough numbers.
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: Thirty to forty percent of the bar takers fail first attempt. However,
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: within two years, ninety to ninety six percent eventually pass.
• 16:35
  Speaker 10: Meaning Okay, once you get through with it and done
• 16:38
  Speaker 10: it a few times, but.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: What do you have to get on the actual test?
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: Like sixty five percent?
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I think? Yeah, are you serious?
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: I'm looking at it here.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Sixty five percent.
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: Thirteen ninety out of two thous That's not.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: As important as the number of people do it. But
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: these are people that are dedicating their whole time. Greg,
• 16:53
  Speaker 10: I'm not making an excuse. I'm just say no, I'm not.
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: I'm just saying the events she can't pass it. No, no, no,
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: I'm not making excuses. Just hear me out. I just say,
• 17:03
  Speaker 10: I'm shocked that you think you could even pass this
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: when you're not dedicating all your time to it. I'm
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: not shocked because I've looked again. I just was doing
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: some L S A T. Questions and it's not tough
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: especially Okay, so is this your next challenge, pass the
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: bar blindly.
• 17:18
  Speaker 15: Not blind because for the bar, you do need to
• 17:20
  Speaker 15: know actual law, like because they're not asking you just
• 17:23
  Speaker 15: logic questions. They're asking you specific legal questions. You do
• 17:26
  Speaker 15: need specific knowledge on. But she's been doing this for
• 17:29
  Speaker 15: what five six eight years now and having this like
• 17:32
  Speaker 15: internship thing, you had five.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Or six years to get sixty five percent?
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, with like the duds around the class as something
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: called the baby bar. I guess that's like.
• 17:39
  Speaker 15: The probably bite test the baby If in two years
• 17:44
  Speaker 15: ninety five percent of people eventually pass it, that means
• 17:47
  Speaker 15: she's dumber than ninety five percent of people.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Well, I means the reason that take it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but she's taking it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I don't blame her. I mean why yeah, bother.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Because because you made a big deal about it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why.
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: Still and you're getting people out of prison.
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: It goes back to my rule, greg, Right, how many
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: people tell anybody just do it?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: How many people have started a project and then halfway
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: through and go, yeah, you know what, forget it? You
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: start you know, I'm just around the house, like things
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: that you want to know just in general, Like I'm
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: going to be really in the pickleball and you go
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: buy all the crap and then it's burned out within
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: what huts.
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: And I'm getting pilot's license and you said, well I
• 18:22
  Speaker 15: got you know, I just took three thousand hours of
• 18:25
  Speaker 15: training and I'm just too stupid to do it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Well, you know that does happen. Like the the percentage
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: of people who actually start flight training compared to the
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: number who actually get their pile's license is very low,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: because anybody could start flight trading. Yeah, it's very low,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: because then you have to do all the actual stuff.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: You have to take all the knowledge exams, you got
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: to do all the practical tests, you got to do
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: all that stuff. Yeah, and that's where people flame out
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: because a lot of stuff, especially what I'm doing right
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: now with this instrument rating, it's super technical. Yeah, super tech,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Like the written test is mega technical, and aerodynamics and
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: weather stuff and all these things and how that affects
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: you know, the lift, the whatever, the load component of
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: the whatever. The it's crazy stuff. And you got to
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: get you know, passing great on that. That's seventy percent,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: oh seventy percent. But then after you do that, whatever
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: you've missed on on that exam, then gets brought up
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: on the exam that you do with the FA examiner
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: to make sure the past. Yeah, so it's not like
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: you just miss on that and then they get you
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: on the other one. So it's that's why people they
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: go all right, this is not just the fun stuff,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: and they're they're.
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: Out, here's your here's your numbers. About twenty five percent
• 19:30
  Speaker 15: fail their private pilot license practical on the first attempt.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like how many people start flight training compared
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: to actually get there. I sure that's a billion. Yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I forget what the percentage is. It's it's crazy low. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: it's a little crazy low.
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: That's why you fail. In silence win publicly, Gina grad
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: What you got?
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: More lawsuits? Stephen Tyler. He's going to trial in August
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: over and we we've kind of been hearing about this
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: was finally happening. Allegations that he groomed and assaulted this
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: girl when she was sixteen. And it's also kind of
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: like the James Cameron thing. He's he's kind of screwedin
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: away because the lawsuit claims he used his power of
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: you know, being a rock star and you know, and
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: took her on tour as her legal guardian and her
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: team says that he even admitted in his memoir calling
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: her his teen bride and writing she was sixteen and
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: she knew how to nasty.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Oh damn so not great.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: A judge dismissed most of the claims due to time limits,
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: and a portion is still active. Under California's rule, there's
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: a look back window for child victims if you want to,
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: you know, go back years later. Tyler's lawyer called the
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: dismissal of all the charges of massive win. But this girl,
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: her attorneys insist it's finally time for him to be
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: accountable to a jury.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: So what do we know what year roughly this would
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: have happened.
• 20:45
  Speaker 15: I mean, it sounds like a lot of these guys
• 20:47
  Speaker 15: did a lot of that kind of stuff in the
• 20:48
  Speaker 15: sixties and seventy.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: They say about it, at.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: It and again we put it on.
• 20:52
  Speaker 15: Anthony Keenis put it explicitly in his memory that he
• 20:54
  Speaker 15: hooked up with a fourteen year old when he was
• 20:56
  Speaker 15: like twenty eight or whatever.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 20:58
  Speaker 15: In fact, I was watching an old I was watching
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: an old man show.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Clip.
• 21:01
  Speaker 15: No no, not Adam Carolo, Jimmy Kimmel, but the the
• 21:04
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• 21:08
  Speaker 15: albeit jokes about how hot Tracy Lord's sixteen year old.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Porno videos were.
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  Speaker 15: Oh wow, so he used to be just more of
• 21:14
  Speaker 15: a kind of like, hey, sixteen year old.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: And then the whole countdown to the twins turn exactly.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this was the height of as Adam Carolla would
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: call it, statutory rock, where everybody did that nineteen seventy.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Three, nineteen seventy three.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: This is the look back window that California wasn't.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Everybody getting married at like sixteen, which you could you
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: could say that, yeah, like back in that time, like
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: it seems like a really old not not nineteen seventy three,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: but like past that, like people were just barely graduating
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: in high school.
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, but if he did take her on tour and
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: have to act as her legal guardian, that's pretty damn it.
• 21:50
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• 24:17
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• 24:30
  Speaker 4: it's maybe Hate today's World Donkey. Day, okay if you're
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: out donkeys, manes you usually have a thought on different.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Animal you love, raccoons you're like. Monkeys you hate.
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: GOATS i hate ghats because they're mean and they'll knock
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: you over when you're not. Looking, DONKEYS i like donkey
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: like they seem to be really nice and you, know
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: they don't really get too.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Crazy it's funny when they get all.
• 24:50
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• 24:55
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• 24:57
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  Speaker 5: DAY i support.
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  Speaker 5: GUY i love flip. FLOPS i used to wear sneakers without,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: socks But, god that reach.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: That you don't get annoyed by the sound of flip flops.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Other people's flip. Flops, yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Anybody ever.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: TRY i keep seeing the commercials for. Him are they
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: sketchers or whatever where you just like slip into them
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: like the? Flips, yeah? Skets, Yeah, yeah that's. Cool comfortable
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: for old people who cares. Really, yeah, No i'm, saying,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: like you, know without having to tie, shoes that'd be.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Great slip ons are, easy.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because like you, know if you know what hell it,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: is if you don't want to untie the, shoe you slip.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Mop but then when you want to put him back,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: on you just grab the tongue you're trying jammy toes in,
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: there and you kind of do that wiggle thing and
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: you destroy the back of the shoe and the. Process
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: BUT i didn't.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Have to tie, it and no bending, over bending over
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: it looks so.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Convenient true horse you can use while. Standing, yeah BUT
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: i do know if anybody.
• 26:02
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• 26:06
  Speaker 13: NO i have new balance slippins, though AND i really like.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Them, yeah all, right it'd be cool for. Traveling you
• 26:11
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• 26:13
  Speaker 4: really take your shoes off anymore.
• 26:14
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• 26:33
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• 26:40
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• 26:43
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• 26:50
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• 26:52
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• 26:55
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  Speaker 4: Yeah and Today's National have A Coke day because it
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Was how about this day in? History it was today
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: in eighteen eighty six that a pharmacist named Doctor John,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: steve Doctor John Steve, pemberton he invented what is now
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: known As coca. Cola. Job he intended the d is
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: like some kind of medicinal syrup to alleviate headaches and,
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  Speaker 4: fatigue and the original recipe contained nine milligrams of cocaine per. Glass. Yeah,
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: now he died before the drink became super. Popular originally
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: he knew what it turned out. Into it's.
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: Huge it's one of the most recognizable brands in the.
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  Speaker 10: World they said That coke And Michael. Jackson you can
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• 28:28
  Speaker 4: think that's something that's, weird, right did you see this
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: this story see. Beast there's a company and they've announced
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: that they are working on a new form of wearable.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Tech it's a wearable, item a. Beanie the, tech they,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: say can read the mind of the person wearing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: It what does that?
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Mean So Sabby sabi is the. Company they said that
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: the beanie has a bunch of tiny sensors on the
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  Speaker 4: inside of it and it uses THE i can't even
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  Speaker 4: like as a brain to computer interface and it just
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  Speaker 4: translates your thoughts INTO.
• 29:07
  Speaker 15: I, mean that is interesting and we will get there.
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  Speaker 15: SOMEDAY i doubt it's going to be something you could
• 29:11
  Speaker 15: do over your skin and through your. Skull but but
• 29:14
  Speaker 15: there is there is science roughly behind this because when
• 29:18
  Speaker 15: you look at the electrical impulses that generate into thoughts
• 29:21
  Speaker 15: and which of course generate into. Actions of, Course, uh that's.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: Predictable, well and don't we have that for quadriplegics, now.
• 29:28
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• 29:36
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• 29:42
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  Speaker 15: why would you want?
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  Speaker 4: This?
• 29:46
  Speaker 14: YEAH i mean this seems like it's a tool for
• 29:48
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• 29:58
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  Speaker 4: there was a. Screen you ever see that game where
• 30:05
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  Speaker 9: Your heads us.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Up, yeah the same kind of, thing but there's like
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: a screen above your, head and it's just saying exactly
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: what that person is. Thinking like while you're looking everybody's
• 30:17
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  Speaker 5: Know that's WHY i don't see where.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Anybody would really want this mind reading.
• 30:39
  Speaker 14: BEANIE i don't think we need to see people as
• 30:41
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• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Are it says it can also do this fairly, fast
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  Speaker 4: Minute the main target for the beanie is people with accessibility,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: needs but they, said you, know anybody could use. It,
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  Speaker 4: OBVIOUSLY i.
• 30:57
  Speaker 15: Would be interested to put it on a crazy. Person,
• 31:00
  Speaker 15: yeah that'd be.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Cool that'd be kind of. Interesting see what this baby can. Do,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: hey you know what like when you send somebody to
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: court or you're questioning.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: Them, yes perjury, Time.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah questioning them after you picked him up right?
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: Now all mine would say he has to?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Pee oh all, right Well menace has to, pee you? Guys,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: yeah are you? Serious?
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right, okay, yeah all.
• 31:19
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• 31:21
  Speaker 4: a break. Anyway we got More Woodes show coming. Up
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  Speaker 4: SEVEN i check in with The Woody show news room
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: And gina grad with the trending news.
• 32:04
  Speaker 9: Headlines, well there's there was a giant cyber attack that
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: hit that online learning Platform. Canvas Not, Canva canvas used
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: by nine thousand schools around the, world just.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: In time for everybody's, finals. XACTLY i saw that it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Was it's causing all kinds of problems right at the
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: end of the school year.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Two that. Sucks users aren't able to access, assignments, grades,
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: tests course, materials and some schools are even forced to
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: cancel or reschedule all these. Exams they're so. Sad so
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: this hacker Group Shiny, hunters is taking. Responsibility they say
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: they stole the data type up to two hundred and
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: seventy five million, students. Teachers staff reports say exposed info
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: probably includes, names email, addresses student, IDs course, enrollments private,
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: messages Though canvas's owner says there's no evidence that passwords
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: or financial data government IDs were messed. With some users
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: who tried logging Into canvas also reported seeing ransom notes
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: threatening to leak more data unless the school's paid by next.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Week so we'll.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: See there's something with a school that ended up paying
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: the rams and then they bust to the guys who did.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: IT i think it was a.
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: Hospital was?
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: This they do, hospitals they do.
• 33:12
  Speaker 11: Schools, yeah they.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: Do everybody stuff that has to stay running no matter.
• 33:15
  Speaker 17: What.
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well THE ncaa says that both men's and Women's
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: March madness tournaments are growing from sixty eight teams to
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: seventy six teams starting next, season which is the biggest
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: change they've had in fifteen. Years so the current first
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: four round will get a lot, bigger adding eight more
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: games and twenty four teams before the regular sixty four
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: team bracket. Starts teams with the lowest seeds will battle
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: for spots in the main tournament, field And, Dayton ohio
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: will host some of the opening, games with other locations
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: probably added.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Later there's already a. Billion it's like hockey. PLAYOFFS i
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: feel like almost everybody makes the. Playoffs uh, huh you know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Exactly but we just come out on this kind of,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: thing just, say everybody's in the. Playoff it's all about the,
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: money do you?
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: Guys?
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah do you want to know why this is? Happening?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Money, yeah, yeah it's big. MONEY i meant that. PART i,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: understand BUT i wish they would just be a little
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: more transparent. Everybody it's one of those things everybody, knows
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: but they won't just straight up. Acknowledge they'll they'll they'll, say, oh,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: well it gives opportunity for other schools to showcase their,
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: talents and it makes it more exciting for. Fans and,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: like there's already a billion, teams but it's already.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: Exciting but if you had, talent And i'm speaking as
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: a total outsider who knows nothing about, this if you
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: had talents to, showcase wouldn't you already be in?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: It, well there's a billion.
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: Schools, YEAH i was about to, say with that many,
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: games how many schools don't get?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: In?
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah there's STILL i, mean think about how many colleges
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: there are they have a basketball, program, right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: More Than, Yeah BUT i thought there were like different
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: levels or. Something there are The division one school yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: Two you, know there's there's a bunch of different. Ones
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: but you, know, again it'd be nice if, man there
• 34:47
  Speaker 10: was a.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Movie it's an, old, old old Movie Dudley. Moore, Ah, Arthur,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: no it's A it was a movie Called Crazy. People
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: OH i remember.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: That.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Okay so the premise of this, movie it's from the,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: eighties and the premise of the movie was this guy
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: played by the Actor Dudley. Moore he worked with this
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: ad agency and he lost his mind and he decided
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: that what they were going to do is just be
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: honest and. Advertising he got fed up with sitting in
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: these meetings and thinking about all these different ways to
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: basically trick the consumer or you, know smoking miss right,
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: exactly and, goes what if we just were? Honest and
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: that got him committed to an asane. Assignment are you?
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Crazy you can't be? Honest and so they sent him
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: to this nuthouse and he was still motivated by this
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: idea to have truth in, advertising and so he worked
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: with all the other nut jobs at the Nuthouse forgot
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: and they started creating ads for Like, Volvo they're, boxy
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: but they're, safe and it became the newest, sensation Like
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: it's swept the, globe and it was so successful that
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: they became like the most popular advertising. Agency it was
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: all run by crazy. People the name of the movie
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: is Crazy. People, yeah it'd be great if everybody's had
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: a truth, Serum like if you had a one week
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: period every year and you never knew when it was gonna,
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: happen but all of a, sudden like a switch was
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: flipped and everybody in the, matter they couldn't help. Themselves
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Remember Jim carrey, liar, liar it's my favorite. Movie, okay same,
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: thing same, thing but a switch flips and everybody in
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: society has to be one thousand percent. On they can't even.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Not they can't even if they wanted. To they couldn't, lie.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: And they're horrified by what's coming out of their, mouth
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: but they can't stop.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Exactly that's Another there's a movie you would, Love, woodie
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: if you haven't seen it. Yet it's Called The invention
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Of lying With Ricky Gervais, fantastic where the whole world
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: has no clue what lying. Is And Ricky gervais goes
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: to the bank because he's, broke he's behind on his,
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: rent and in his head there's, like you, know all
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: this whirlwind of, thoughts and he said to the TELLER
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: i actually had four hundred dollars in my, account, said
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: oh you. Did i'm so. Sorry it must be a.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Problem she just gives them four hundred bucks in a
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: boom light bulb. Moment OH i saw.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: That that invention OF i Think i've heard of.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: It it's. GREAT i love you would love that.
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: Movie.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Well more than a dozen FORMER nfl players have joined
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: a federal lawsuit Against Ohio State, university saying that they
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: were sexually abused decades ago by former team Doctor Richard
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: strauss when they played for The.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Buckeyes See, greg he went. In they, said, hey let
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: me see your, penis Said greg was saying about doctors.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: FOREVER i think that's why a lot of people into the.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: FIELD i THINK i have a broken. Thumb whip it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Out you need to see your. Penis, no, no not your.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Thumb i'm here for turf.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Toe the players are part of this large class action
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: case that claims this, Dude Richard, strauss used routine medical
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: exams as a cover for abuse between the late seventies
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: and the, nineties and the new group includes thirty Former
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: Ohio state football, players some of whom went on to
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: HAVE nfl, careers Like Al, washington Ray Ellis Keith, ferguson
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: and they say they delayed coming forward for years because
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: they were super ashamed and they were scared to go
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: up against a big. University and the university has already
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: settled with hundreds of other survivors for tens of millions of.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: Dollars and now there's still these new claims and a
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: bunch of snack mixes are being pulled from the stores
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: after concerns about possible. Salmonillers, yeah after a seasoning. Ingredient oh.
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah target pulled out this recall For it's good and
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: Gather Mexican Street Corn trail, mix which sounds really good
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: and NOW i want to try, it while several products
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: From squirrel, Brand fissure And Southern Style nuts also got.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: Affected the issue goes back to a seasoning blend made
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: with dry milk powder that has already been recalled by the.
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: Supplier so the company behind the snack says there isn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: any reported illnesses, yet but it's recalling it just to
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: be safe and in case you're not, aware salmonilla can
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: cause sometoms like stomach, pain, fever diarrhea and, nausea vomiting
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: and it's more serious for kids and older adults and
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: people with weakened. Immunes so you'll stay off the street
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: corn trail mix for, now.
• 39:02
  Speaker 15: All, right weight, Laws, yeah you'll buy him off people returning.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: It it's a, cleanse, right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: Right, well a guy In kentucky who spent more than
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: this is what he's, nightmare spent more than twenty two
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: years in prison for a nineteen ninety two murder he didn't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: Commit he was just awarded twenty four point thirty five
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: million dollars by a federal jury after he sued for wrongful.
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: Conviction so think about. That is it worth twenty two
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: years of your life for twenty two.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Millions i've spent twenty two minutes Until?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well think about it this. Way dirty jobs with
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: micro there's all these jobs that you know nobody really
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: wants to do but pay really. Well so you just
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: made a million dollars a, year, yeah right for? Sleeping
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: how many opportunities you can.
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: Have playing, cards flifting?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Weights, yeah to collect a million dollars per year of quote. Service,
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: well you. Survived you're already out of. It it's not
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: like he's facing it now going all, right you're gonna
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: go to prison for twenty four, years but twenty four
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: years from, now you're gonna, leave you can with twenty
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: four million. Dollars he already did the, Time so now he's. Out,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: yeah so THAT'S i, mean, dude good for him because
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: he sued.
• 40:07
  Speaker 11: Them, yeah it's the.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Field yeah felt so long, Though and that's that's the
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: that's the nightmare BECAUSE i think in this this, situation
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: like the, investigators this is the. Crazy they fabricated some
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: stuff to undermine his, alibi and the corner. Too the
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: corner was. Involved he was.
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: Nineteen it was this case of this this girl being,
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: murdered and they the prosecutors called it a satanic murder.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: Ritual and he argued that the investigators and the, corner
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: like you, said made up, evidence coerce, witnesses even changed
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: the time of the victim's death to mess with his.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Alibi, yeah because.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: They wanted to be able to Have, hey we got this.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Person now here's the, thing this GUY dna evidence.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: Right, yeap but all proves.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: That he didn't do. It, yeah and whoever really did
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: murder this person is still you, know on they don't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Know so now it's not like they, go, oh we
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: figured out it was this. Guy really wasn't this. Dude,
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: no it wasn't this. Dude and we don't know who did.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: It, yeah and so he was released in twenty sixteen
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: and exonerate in twenty. Eighteen so for ten years he's
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: been trying to get this.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Money it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Sucks, yeah what's in the?
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: Corner are they going to? GYM i hope they're not
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: so passed at this.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Point question on when you get a settlement like, that
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: like you don't pay taxes on that.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: EITHER i don't believe, hopefully as far AS i, know
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: settlements don't get. TAXED i could be, wrong But i've
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: heard say they.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Don't, yeah that's WHAT i. HEARD i do have another double.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: RIP i KNOW i have the full. AMOUNT i have another.
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: Question you know how we always, say, oh cops have
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: that end of the month they want to give out
• 41:29
  Speaker 10: all these. Tickets what's the incentive of just, saying, oh
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: you close that? Case you know a lot of ego
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: thing or do you get a?
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: BONUS a lot of times it has to do with
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: re election For DA's oh. Exactly.
• 41:42
  Speaker 14: YEAH i was also for the public, too to go, like,
• 41:44
  Speaker 14: hey this murderer's not still out.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: There got.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Them.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah like as much true crime AS i listen, to
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: it's always around an. Election That's that's What i've noticed
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: in all of my consuming of true. Crime and speaking of, crime,
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: finally this twenty seven year old Chicken kentucky was looking
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: to get some ink, done so she fired up her own,
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: little you, know home tattoo. Kit she was in the
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: middle of tattooing her own.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Leg, classy thank, You.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: GREG i don't want to say, it but, okay, yeah
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: you have your own tattoo.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Kit so.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Good she was.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: In the middle of the tattoo is.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Fine but like when you have your own tattoo kit at, home,
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: yeah you can buy it On, amazon, Dude i'm sure you.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Can didn't our Friend tony tattoo his own arm, parrot
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: dice or something.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Like, well, No tony's got his own initials on his
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: body like several.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Times but, okay but then he did he Had he
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: has one tattoo that he did. Himself that's. FINE i
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: think it just Says tony or something.
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: Cool, well she was tattooing her own leg when a,
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: toddler a two year, old walked up to her with
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: his little arm out and in her mind that meant,
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: like CAN i have a tattoo?
• 42:49
  Speaker 18: Please so she, obliged gave a little black tattoo on his,
• 42:52
  Speaker 18: arm and a few witnesses saw this called the, cops
• 42:56
  Speaker 18: and when they stopped by and talked to this, chick
• 42:58
  Speaker 18: she told him straight up that the kid requested, it
• 43:00
  Speaker 18: like what.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: It, was he wanted.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: It every time asked for, Something you give whatever they,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: want you, know, cigarettes.
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: Whatever she was arrested and hit with child abuse.
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: Charges you can get a tattoo gun delivered today for
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: forty three.
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: Dollars what about The, Yeah i'm.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Sure, Legit, yeah totally.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yo hey we're On, hey we're on the, air so don't,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: swear all? Right, Question, uh your? Tattoos how? Many how
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: many different times do you have your own name or initials?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Tattooed and WHY i?
• 43:33
  Speaker 19: Forget, well, UH i had my name three?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Times covered it? Up but, again and how did you
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: end up three? Times like how did it even get
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: to that? Point was it just? Drunkenness or forget your?
• 43:50
  Speaker 19: Name was just a dumb kid who wanted a? Tattoo
• 43:54
  Speaker 19: and THAT i three? Times no the why a dumb
• 44:00
  Speaker 19: friend of mine? Did but then the other ONES i
• 44:04
  Speaker 19: got like at an actual tattoo. Parlor BUT i it
• 44:08
  Speaker 19: was like one of those things where just you're you're
• 44:10
  Speaker 19: a dumb, kid you want a. Tattoo i've since gotten
• 44:12
  Speaker 19: most of it covered.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Up, okay no, Idea but it wasn't like like like
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: somebody didn't have like their own tattoo, kit, right like they,
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: didn't but you actually like the friend that did it
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: was the friend us like a pan and the.
• 44:24
  Speaker 11: Razor like a tattoo gun machine.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: That they had at.
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: Home yeah, yeah he is From, yeah, okay, yeah yeah
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: you know that that that track For. Tony, yeah we
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: were just goofing on this mom who had like a
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: home tattoo, kit like pretty, classic yeah guitar because the
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: toddler was asking for the.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Tattoo yeah, yeah that's always, yeah. Brilliant all, right, buddy all,
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: right all, right we'll see you next. Week Day tony.
• 44:59
  Speaker 10: Woul get tattooed as a baby, Though oh, yeah for,
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: sure and tattoo his.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: KID i don't think.
• 45:07
  Speaker 13: It's that weird to get tattoos at someone's.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: House most of mine were done THAT i was gonna,
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: say didn't.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: That, yeah someone's are they a? Tattoo they call them
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: the tattoo.
• 45:16
  Speaker 15: Artist they had An instagram with some okay pictures of,
• 45:19
  Speaker 15: right it just seems.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: Is the ONE i went With morgan that she got
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: looks like it got done at. Home it's just a stick.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: Figure that one was very legit, Though, yeah it's so super.
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: Legit but, YEAH i.
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: MEAN i thought that was a pretty normal thing.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: To get figured because there's so many there's so many
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: rules and regulations around. TATTOOED i just figured, like that's
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: but you don't do surgeries at. Home you don't do
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: certain there's just certain things you don't do at home
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: because of like in this, case. Sterilization but, yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: You think about, prison it's like a big pen and a,
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: fire you, know a.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Toilet, yeah they take it part of like an electrical
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: outlet or.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Something, yeah last TIME i got a, tattoo there had
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: been so many years since my previous. One it was
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: LIKE i was getting surgery the way they mean everything is.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Everything and then if you do it at, home Like
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: gina pointed, out what are you just sitting next to somebody's.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Cat, yeah, yeah, YEAH i mean you are An arkansas.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Girl yeah that's WHAT i.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Am, yeah, true there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: It's The arkansas coming.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: Out, Hey i'm. FINE i didn't get anything from. It,
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: yeah she's still. Here pickled.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Old Pickled Penis Woody.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Show of.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Course you know you can call in anytime you find
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: us on social. Media looks for us there at The Woody.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Show texting very very, popular so, easy so. Easy, yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: uh send your text over to two to nine eight.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Seven this one says making ice cream and. Listening you
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: guys are cracking me. Up you guys are. Great thank.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: You four SAYS i love listening to you. Guys the
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: ice cream room is happy because of. You SO i
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: guess they make ice cream for a little.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Bit they work At heaven Ice Cream.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Room could we visit.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: A field trip to the ice cream?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Room you know how you can take tours of breweries
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: and then there's the tasting, room like go to an
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: ice cream, factory, right and then, yeah you just have
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: like A i would an ice cream social at the
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: end of, IT i would have a visceral.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: REACTION i would probably smile and half. Cry i'd be so.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Happy that's got to be a. Thing there's gotta be
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: you got to be able to take a tour of
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: some kind.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Of friars birthday.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Month, YES i don't want to go To vermont For
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: ben And. JERRY'S i, Mean ben And jerrys would be,
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: cool BUT i don't want to go all the. WAY
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: i don't want to go To vermont for. That, YEAH
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: i know how hippie. Crab we have listeners that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: Work ice cream. Factories obviously they text it, in but,
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: yeah they have offered that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Up so, well where was? That this is the? First,
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: greg did you hear the offer they? Offered factory visit the?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: What?
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: Ye let's do a medic have been sitting on that
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: news lots a brand that you said that you're not
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: a fan, of so that's why bring it. Up but,
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Well greg, is but, yeah but the they do have that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: Job you know where your ice cream tests? Are and
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: then The Golden. SPOON i should be that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Person just the word. Cream that's my favorite, word cream
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: like smooth and silky and relaxing and.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Both people when they say that cream, true BUT i
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: love that word, Anyway so we get your text. Messages
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: greg is very good about writing back to a lot of.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: People we try to reply to as many people as we.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Can yes on the text over to two two nine eight,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Seven but every once in a, while there we say
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: like sometimes the energy is weird out, there like what's
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: going on? Today there's certain days certain. Salty, yeah it's, like,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: MAN i don't know what the hell is going. On
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: definitely hate listening and it's and it's, fine, like you,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: know say what you. Want we'll be your whipping. Boy
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: you can take it out on us if you. Like
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: But greg will sometimes right back in a very immature,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: way a very Non greg.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Way, Right so don't don't come at me with whom
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: that's so. Immature, yeah that's the.
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: Point that's the.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Point did you know there's an account On Instagram greg
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: about your? Replies?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: What oh, YEAH i THINK i. DID i think.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: That, yeah let me see following AND i JUST i
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: saw it. Recently i'd never seen this. Before oh they
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: just repost sort hold On greg. Immature so, yeah it's. Immature.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah so the account is At greg immature and it
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: has all of your it has your REPLY i THINK
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: i do follow them back and just to we're, clear
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: bit you want our mouths to be what your mom's
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: legs are never, closed and it's just, okay it's all
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Of greg's imature. REPLIES i appreciate that even more we'll
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: get a what jar when your mom gets a butt slut?
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Jar you feel?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: Dog, YEAH i love this.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Account, yes if you Like greg's inmatory, replies you can
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: have them all the.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Time and by the, WAY i remember that one now
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: because people thought we would say what too?
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Much, YEAH, fyi we have nothing to do with his.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Account this is this is nobody on the. Show just
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: listen together and they're on Ex twitter or whatever At
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: greg immature as. Well. Hilarious, yeah because it popped up
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: And i'm, like what the hell is? This i've never
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: seen this.
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: Before, god these are infe what's your favorite? One the
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: WHAT i read right?
• 50:23
  Speaker 10: Now that's so.
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: Strange get a grip is what your dad keeps yelling
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: into that saggy clam of that seamen. Demon you come mop.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Savage Because.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Greg so some people deserve, it Because greg is.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Typically so classy and. Proper yeah you, know AND.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: I don't like being, mean but some people deserve.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: It, yeah all. Right So greg takes these text messages
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: that we get sent over to us at two two
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: nine eighty. Seven these are real. Replies he sends them
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: off to the person who sent the text, in but
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: we get to help him decide which one he goes,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: with because you know he has to make a. Decision
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: they're all so.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Good you can't send them. All all, right all, right
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: what's the first? One the first? ONE i Think woody
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: will get the final say because it's aimed At. Woody
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: so nine oh seven says Hearing woody bitch and moan
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: about sending A Mother's day card is totally. PATHETIC a
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: card is the least you can. Do send flowers to
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: it is the least THAT i. Do we moms work
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: for our kids their entire. Lives stop, crying lose.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Our oh, yeah nine Seven's, alaska by the. Way oh,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: wow i'd be. Mad, yeah so that's the. Text, okay
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: here's your. Choices how about your hip? Lips are crying
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: for some?
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Keegels just ask your husband's hog.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Hip.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: CLIPS i had to google how to spell keegeles. Too,
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: okay option. Too when your kids slid, out we can
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: only assume your quef cave didn't work all that?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Hard?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Wow or how about this? One this One i'm proud
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: of because it's a play on. Words all, right for your,
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: mom we recommend flowers or anal For Mother's day because
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: flowers will make her, day but anal will make her whole. Week,
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: okay let me rephrase that for your. Mom we recommend
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: flowers or anal For Mother's day because flowers will make her,
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: day but anal will make her whole.
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: Week will make her whole.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Week, yeah it'll make her butt. Week, right it's. Clever
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: we're making her whole. Week it's.
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: Way it makes more sense when you read, it, right.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Because also anel could make her whole, week like this
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: is the best thing is.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Week it'll make her whole.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Week initially it was my least, favorite BUT i think
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: that might end up.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Being My my delivery was way, off and.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: It's right on there With Mother's. DAY i like that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: One i'm voting, three but let's you, KNOW i know
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: you said it's my, decision it's your. FINAL i will
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: open it up to the. Room what do you, Think?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Gina the first?
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: One, again if your hip lips are crying for some,
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: kegels just ask her husband's.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Favorite, OKAY i, Agree number?
• 53:00
  Speaker 13: One, yeah number, one number one man crying for some.
• 53:07
  Speaker 10: All, right all, right because it implies Loose, YEAH i.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Understand all, Right, well one day ruined scent, Alright, yeah
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: suck in NINE o seven all right eight five, six
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: simple and more generic text that, said heard your show
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: for the first time, TODAY a bunch of stupid no
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: it alls what a waste of?
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Time? Rude all?
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Right how about these are just super simple. Responses how
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: about Look, rag if we wanted to hear from a little,
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: bitch we'd talked To gina's new. Dog or how about
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: just something along the lines, of we don't know it,
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: all but we do know your favorite meat substitutes Are
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: tofu And. Dildo's you know What i'm. Saying also, good
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: just really all?
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: Right simple and, OH i mean obviously OBVIOUSLY i have
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: to go with the first. One that was, incredible all?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Right of Course gena votes for that.
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: One it's about, Her, yeah well it's about my little.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Bitch you little bitch.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: Isn't?
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Great read the second.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: One, again we don't know it, all but we do
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: know your favorite meat substitutes Are tofu And. Dildo's you
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: know What i'm.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: SAYING i love. That you know What i'm.
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: Saying you know WHAT i might, Change, yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Substitute but then the first one incorporates Look, rag.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: WHICH i also.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Want, yeah what is?
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: It Look?
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: Rag if we wanted to hear from a little. Bitch
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: we talked To gena's new.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Dog first one's too good, man it's your. Vote i'll
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: go with number, one number.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: ONE i like number, two number, two number, one.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Number, One i'll go with the number. One, okay she.
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: Just barely went out the bitch and they're being a. Bitch,
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: yeah he's typing.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Out, okay two days. Ruined that's, it all? Right well
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: we have destroyed so many.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Days, yeah why CAN i FIND i HAD i had
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: THE i had The greg clip in here of the
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: you know What i'm? Saying oh, God, yeah, ANYWAY i
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: can't find.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: It but that's. Fine you can go ahead and to leave.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: That, no we're not going to do.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: That we're not gonna do.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: That all.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Right, Well, greg thanks you very, much AND i hope
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: you feel. INDICATED i THINK i think you did a great.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Job thank.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: You those were very. Creative makes your whole.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Week make your whole.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Week, yeah your. Day and don't forget about That instagram.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Account oh, Yeah greg, immature you can you can check
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: that out.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: There that's a good reference to uh go down memory. Lane,
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: YEAH i.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Don't know Where Sea bass. Is, YEAH i wanted to
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: break some news To Sea bass speaking of, texting ok
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: not in the hall if anybody can find it's.
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: Not him the.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Guy do you see? Him he's not?
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: Here, okay all, right, well well, yeah we have some
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: news Involving Sea bass and the text that we will
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: share for you next ongoing.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Saga oh, yeah With Sea bass and because you know
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: people replying to people on the on the text messages
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: and stuff like. That, alright so you Know i'll share
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: that news whether he's here or. Not, okay whether he's
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: in the studio or. Not is It vaughan out in the?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Hall oh, no It's. Swoop.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: YEAH i.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to a
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: foot free.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Already got paid and putting it. In now you consider
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: selling other.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: Wars i'm all, Right, well so here's the here's the
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: news Involving Sea bass and the.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: TIME i don't know he's not. In we don't know
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: where he's he's.
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: Hiding he might be.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Still getting the D u I q together. Something, Anyway
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Sea bass loves him the, Text oh, yeah, Constantly like
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: he'll sit in the office while we're on the, here
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: he'll sit in the office and just sit at his
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: desk and be going over what people are texting in
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: and he picks fights with, people even people who don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: deserve a fight to be picked.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: With.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Complimentary, yeah they'll they'll text something over like SOMETHING i
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: can't even think of an. Example it just happened though,
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: yesterday like a song. Request, yeah and he'll text back
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: something very, snarky like.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: That last segment was. Amazing oh really you're amazed by?
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: It is it?
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: Amazing?
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Yes or well that's what unintelligent.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: People he has a huge pet peeve with lo l,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: like OH i loved What genis just said about such and.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Such ll really you're laughing out, loud laugh. Honestly.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah so when when look just we do, crossroads we
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Do greg's imature applies to text. Messages we're more than
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: happy to dish it back when it's being. Dished it's
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: when it's not being dished and it's just people who
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: are interacting and engaging with the, show like people who
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: are fans of the, show and you're being a dick to.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Them THAT i.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: HATE i hate. It we've talked about signing texts from
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: who it's on the, like so if it said whatever
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: that was signed By Sea, bass that would be, different
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: but they go because then people get really. Upset they, go, well, hey,
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Guys i'm. Sorry i'm a fan of the, show BUT
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: i don't like what like they get, it, dude it's not.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Helping it doesn't help, us it. Doesn't it hurts. Us
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: like the people who deserve, it, fine the people who
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: don't deserve, It i'm not okay With, yeah and so
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: YESTERDAY i Asked sammy to reach out to the people
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: that handle all the text, stuff and we Have xnate
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: his access to the. Text he's gonna, cry too. Bad
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: he loves the. Text he could text us all, day
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: remember he was doing.
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: That he'll start.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: That he could he can send us a text from
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: his own phone if he's you, know which continues to
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: do his trolling stuff that he was doing. Before but
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: like when it comes to a listener getting a response
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: From Sea, bass that doesn't happen. Anymore oh damn.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Good if you had a, shop let's say a coffee,
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: shop and you sold croissants and somebody said these are?
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: Amazing are they? Amazing? Really shut?
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Up, yeah?
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Simpleton, yeah never get. That customers LIKE i.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: DON'T i don't want that representing the. Show like if you're.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Texting we're asking you all the, Time, hey be a
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: part of the. Show Paul in text in blah. Blah
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: and when you do that and he gets some really
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: snappy douchebag response back for no reason, whatsoever again and. Again.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Unsigned if you're being a douche and you get it,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: back fine you you deserve. IT i got no. Problem
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: uh anybody on the show telling somebody to go f?
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Themselves who deserves. It it's when people are just participating
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: and they get snapped at and called you, know uh
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: names or, yeah called. Stupid, yeah and then you don't sign. It,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: well and that's.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: The, thing not only and he doubled down because we
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: remember we asked him to start. Signing he, didn't and
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 9: he still refers to himself in third. Person so it's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: like somebody else is doing it on his.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 11: Behalf that is.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: True, yeah that is also. True so now, okay well
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: you can't go.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: Yourself right out of the. Text was he going to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 9: do with all his free?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 11: TIME i?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Know?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah that was that was just like my biggest thing
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 10: of him just signing whatever whatever he's, writing because like
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 10: there'll be stuff that will be directed towards me Or
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 10: greg Or gina Or woody and Then i'm like sea.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 10: Best i'm like out like face to face with listeners
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 10: all the, Time like.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: So it looks Like menace is the one that responded.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: AND i have no idea what they're talking, about and.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: You have to go back and, say, hey just so
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: you know that wasn't.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Me, Yeah i'm not saying that he can't earn it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Back he can earn it. Back we might give him
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: another opportunity at some, point but right, now you're on
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: a time, out, dude suspend you're you're on a time.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: OUT i want to find out from because it's a
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: different company that hosts the, program you, know that puts
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: all the texts together so we can see. THEM i
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: know there are different, things different levels of. Access like
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: it'd be one thing if he can log in and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: see people are, yeah but it takes away the option
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: where it says.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 9: Reply that would be torturous for. Him that would be
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: war where.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: You could see, it but you can't reply that everybody text.
• 1:01:27
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  Speaker 4: And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
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  Speaker 4: on step up to the, mic my, Friend.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you guys, much appreciate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you know who else just? Arrived is a chef's
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  Speaker 11: be preparing for.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone we're back To omelet's.
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  Speaker 11: Nice, yeah you know it's the one Year omelet anniversary?
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  Speaker 9: Anniversary is it?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah this time last year was my first time coming.
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  Speaker 11: Here oh, mg it's like we're in a long Distance.
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  Speaker 4: YEAH i am, Lad i'm. Latude nice start what's? Up
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  Speaker 4: swoop you?
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  Speaker 11: Good i'm.
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  Speaker 4: Alive he's, alive all, RIGHT i. AM i am.
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  Speaker 11: Alive i'm. Here.
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  Speaker 5: Guys it's a good.
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  Speaker 4: Thing are you back with your?
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  Speaker 11: GIRLFRIEND i am in a, relationship, Dude, okay but it's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 11: not this is the same. One, yeah this is the same.
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  Speaker 11: One but the pot now IS i am, unemployed, GUYS
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  Speaker 11: i am looking for a full time. Client client had
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  Speaker 11: to let me. Go she was immensely, rich but she
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  Speaker 11: can't afford me because the economy is. Trash so here we. Are, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 11: YEAH i.
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  Speaker 4: Was are you insanely?
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  Speaker 11: Rich but, well even rich people are pinching their pockets right.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 11: Man you, know if you want to be their personal,
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  Speaker 11: chef you, know, YEAH i don't want. TO i don't
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  Speaker 11: want to end up in that, situation you know WHAT i.
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  Speaker 11: Mean but if you got ten k a, month, brother
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  Speaker 11: holler at.
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  Speaker 2: Me you know What i'm.
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  Speaker 11: Saying we can make something. Happen don't punch.
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  Speaker 4: Me, yeah, okay so we yet me ask you that
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  Speaker 4: question like people hear about celebrities with you, know personal.
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  Speaker 4: Chefs what does that? Cost so for me my daily
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  Speaker 4: maybe not even? You in? GENERAL i would.
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  Speaker 11: Say generally you are.
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  Speaker 4: ELITE i.
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  Speaker 11: AM i have a different tier price.
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  Speaker 4: Point, yes that's.
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  Speaker 11: Correct BUT i will say that the average private chef
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  Speaker 11: these days would probably be making anywhere from five to
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  Speaker 11: sixty five hundred a month from a client that they
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 11: work For monday Through. Friday how many? Meals so it
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  Speaker 11: depends on what the client like.
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  Speaker 4: From for six thousand dollars a, month six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 11: A, month they are probably gonna want breakfast in dinner
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  Speaker 11: or lunch and. Dinner it'll be like two, meals you
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  Speaker 11: know What i'm.
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  Speaker 5: Saying and then they pay for the food, too, right they.
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  Speaker 11: Cover the Food usually it depends on your relationship with your,
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  Speaker 11: client but they would usually cover either you cover it
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  Speaker 11: and they expense, you WHICH i, hate, yeah because then
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  Speaker 11: it Like i'm using my money and it's caused issues
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  Speaker 11: with me in the past because it's, like, dude just
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  Speaker 11: give me the cards right in shocked because the last
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  Speaker 11: THING i want to do is ask for my money
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  Speaker 11: bag and then you're just like kind of pussy hooting,
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  Speaker 11: me like, yeah and it's like NOW i feel weird
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  Speaker 11: Because i'm asking for money in The i've already, paid
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  Speaker 11: you know WHAT i. Mean so, Yeah so usually you
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  Speaker 11: expend it or they give you a card and then
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  Speaker 11: you know it's your labor. Travel it depends on how you.
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  Speaker 11: Itemize like me, PERSONALLY i was kind of more of
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  Speaker 11: an on an hourly daytime buy out thing because my
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  Speaker 11: business hours start early and they end pretty much like
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  Speaker 11: everyone else is around like three thirty four or, five
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  Speaker 11: depending on what you.
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  Speaker 4: Do so for, me my.
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  Speaker 11: Last, CLIENT i still won't say who she is because
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: that's my dog AND i love her to, death but
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 11: she was paying me almost EIGHT k a. Month and
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  Speaker 11: this was a sweet job because it was her and her,
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  Speaker 11: husband a three year old and she was pregnant WHEN
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  Speaker 11: i met her this time last, year so it was.
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  Speaker 11: SWEET i was just doing lunch and dinner for, them
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  Speaker 11: but plate, it SO i would have to plate everything
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  Speaker 11: clean and then just like take take like a three hour,
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  Speaker 11: break which was great BECAUSE i would just go play
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  Speaker 11: golf or like go to the go to the beach
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  Speaker 11: or like you know WHAT i, mean like smoke a
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  Speaker 11: joint like, whatever and then i'd come back and plate
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  Speaker 11: the dinner and clean and then.
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  Speaker 4: Go oh so so for six Hous i'm still trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Understand so six thousand dollars covers just the, preparations so
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  Speaker 4: that doesn't include the.
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  Speaker 5: Groceries it doesn't go they're gonna grocery shop on their own.
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  Speaker 5: Regardless but then on top of, that, though like you
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  Speaker 5: pay for like what do you mean? Travel like just.
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  Speaker 11: So for, me my client lived off Of, supulvida so
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  Speaker 11: she was close To la x AND i was coming from.
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  Speaker 11: Downtown so it's, like, fam you're gonna have to pad
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  Speaker 11: them pockets for that for that. Travel so essentially what
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  Speaker 11: it turned out to instead of me charging her for like.
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  Speaker 4: Completely my random, month it doesn't even include. Groceries you
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  Speaker 4: could figure out how to get.
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  Speaker 11: It, Yeah, No so basically the WAY i itemized it
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  Speaker 11: because ultimately our our relationship went from a business relationship
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 11: to like more like, homies you know WHAT i. Mean
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  Speaker 11: LIKE i met her at a very critical time in
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: her life when she was growing a, baby you know
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  Speaker 11: WHAT i, Mean she was very, vulnerable AND i was
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 11: making food to make sure that she was like energetic
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  Speaker 11: enough to do the thing to be a, mom you
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  Speaker 10: MEAN i didn't Realize rosie o'donald was.
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  Speaker 11: Pregnant that makes.
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  Speaker 9: Sense because for the quality of the food and the
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  Speaker 9: plating and. STUFF i did some quick math and it'd
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  Speaker 9: be like one hundred and thirty ish bucks of meal.
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  Speaker 11: Essentially, yes, yeah load of, family you know.
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  Speaker 9: When you're kind of you, know evening everything.
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  Speaker 11: Now so, essentially they tried to give me a five
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  Speaker 11: hundred dollars budget a week to. SHOP i told them
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  Speaker 11: to cut that to three hundred and let me stretch
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 11: it because ultimately that turned into job security for me
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 11: BECAUSE i was saving them. Money you know, WHAT i.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 11: Mean also they're very particular about. Quality SO i spent
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: a lot of time in the farmers', markets you know
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: WHAT i. Mean that's also a part of my, job
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 11: and creating these food, products like coming up with these
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 11: ideas and presenting it to them at the top of
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 11: the week in a, menu you know WHAT i. Mean
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 11: it's like so it's, like not only does it takes
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 11: the back end, work it's taking the time to do
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 11: that and then actually going and shopping and then you,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 11: know actually you, know jumping around to all these different
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 11: places to find These the.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: Personal chef thing is one THING i never really fully,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Understood like how does that?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 11: Work are they living at your? House, yeah some of
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  Speaker 11: them are. Living that's a DIFFERENT i had the option
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  Speaker 11: to do that years ago With Ryan, coogler he Wrote
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  Speaker 11: Black panther and all. That, yeah him And zimzi are beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: People imagine any point in your, Day, greg you just
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  Speaker 4: GO i want whatever it. Is, yeah, yeah that would Be. Vaughn,
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  Speaker 4: yeah that'd be, awesome.
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  Speaker 10: Amazing Vaughn morgan AND i we got to go To
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  Speaker 10: Dana white's private, kitchen which is like just a door
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  Speaker 10: on the side of his office and he has two
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  Speaker 10: chefs in there and he had they had a set
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  Speaker 10: menu for the day and he's, like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah just whatever you.
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  Speaker 10: GUYS i swear there was like a censor because once
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: you opened the door to go into the kitchen like,
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  Speaker 10: this the chef's just like, yeah like genies or.
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  Speaker 4: Something, WELL i gotta take a break and you gotta
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• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: are not being refrigerated right. Now he's got to get
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: to work on. Those like, SO i, mean you, know,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: again just out of pure, curiosity like where do if
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: you're looking for the is there a personal chef website
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  Speaker 4: like you go?
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  Speaker 2: To?
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  Speaker 4: Like uh?
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  Speaker 11: So there are several portals where chefs that have been
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  Speaker 11: in that have been. Vetted can you? Know you? CAN
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  Speaker 11: of my. Homegirls she used to Be Low wayne's private,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 11: chef so she's like locked in in like the Celebrity
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  Speaker 11: private chef world where people will inquire about her. Availability, Essentially,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 11: yes there are several different lists like that where you
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  Speaker 11: can find chefs like me who will.
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  Speaker 4: Provide the service that you, well.
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  Speaker 10: Even air tasker who we work. With you can get a.
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  Speaker 4: Because that'd BE i, mean, see that would BE i
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  Speaker 4: money in the, world what luxury would you. Want menace
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  Speaker 4: in the back of the car. Whatever that's pretty. Valid,
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  Speaker 4: yeah what WOULD i think, DRIVERS i think having somebody
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Like swoop that, way you can make sure that you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: are eating. Healthy if that's not you're not in that
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: situation where it's just you're eating out of convenience and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: eating stuff that you know you shouldn't, need and you're
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: not just interesting because you, know most people know how
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: to make like two or three things and then the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: rest is just kind of filled in with like super basic,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: stuff you, know so you get some, variety you're not
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: getting bored with eating the same crap all the.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: Time somebody to text us and, say Does Chef swoop
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  Speaker 9: have a poor people? Tier asking for, myself so this is.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 11: The, thing you know What i'm, Saying, LIKE i do
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  Speaker 11: it based on like your. BUDGET i usually ask clients
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 11: like what's your budget like and if you're, trying, like,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 11: LIKE i have a meal prep client right now who
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 11: pays me two grand AND i do a lunch and
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 11: dinner and like prepackaged smoothies for. Him and he does
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: that for a, month you know WHAT i. Mean so
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 11: it's basically like twenty to twenty five dollars a. Meal, yeah,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 11: so AND i charged him for the. Month he gives
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 11: me two grand at the top of every month and
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: then he just comes and picks up Every monday from him.
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  Speaker 4: From my lost, look, man can you can get more
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: information at Chef Underscore swoop that's on social media or media,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Man swoop kitchen dot. Com swoop kitchen dot. Com join
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: that mailing, list, man and if you got, questions you
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: can send them some.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 11: Stuff but you, KNOW i am here to a big
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: part of my job is also educating, clients not just.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Cooking so. Nice it was a year ago that we
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: Had Swoop swoop come in for the first time because
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  Speaker 4: for many many, years everybody around here is joked about
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: how we should get an omelet. Station it was our,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: time So i'm, like all, right, well let's let's get some.
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  Speaker 4: Omelets And vaughan is friends With chef's swoop and he, goes,
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  Speaker 4: HEY i got the, guy and then we we met
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: you and here we are one year, late year, later year,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: Later happy. Anniversary, yeah we're gonna take a, break we'll come.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Back we've got fail. Stories those will be. Next and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: THEN i got something ELSE i want you involved in, here.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Swoop cooking myths well.
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  Speaker 4: From somebody actually knows what they're talking about, here things
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  Speaker 4: that you know Because I'M i know how to make.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Stuff but then you hear, about, oh well you're supposed
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  Speaker 4: to x Y. Z it's like not necessarily true or you, know.
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  Speaker 11: You can debunk some stuff.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Correct AND i Know greg loves to, get loves to.
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  Speaker 5: Cook, right there's a raging debates on. That you put
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  Speaker 5: oil and we'll get to it. Later put oil in
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  Speaker 5: your pasta? Water do you rinse off? Chickens stuff like.
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  Speaker 4: That let's let's have at.
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  Speaker 2: It.
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  Speaker 4: Right the meantime you get to work on these. Omelets.
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  Speaker 4: PLEASE i smell. SOMETHING i can't tell exactly What i'm,
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  Speaker 4: smelling and there's cakes and feeling we're doing.
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  Speaker 6: IT i feel what you.
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  Speaker 4: Show, well we have two strong weeks in a row
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: with The Friday fail. Singer so much pressure and we
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: have some brand New Friday fail stories to get. To
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  Speaker 4: SO i hope everybody is.
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  Speaker 5: Ready i'm.
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  Speaker 4: Ready it fails coming at, you all, right that Is
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  Speaker 4: john and boys and, girls it is time for Your friday.
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  Speaker 2: Fail.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry all these people thought they had the perfect, plan
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  Speaker 6: the plan that.
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  Speaker 4: Can never go. Wrong Within somewhere along the, line it
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  Speaker 4: went from being a great idea so one big stinking.
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  Speaker 4: You, DUDE i, Mean, SAM i don't, Know. Junior you're
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  Speaker 4: pretty quiet over. There what's what what are you? THINKING
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  Speaker 4: i liked, It oh, no it.
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  Speaker 9: Was, solid BUT i mean the last couple of weeks
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  Speaker 9: it was like the angels.
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  Speaker 5: Peer pressure that he had to race the motorcycle guy
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  Speaker 4: Motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: out that there were several gas stations that he passed
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  Speaker 4: he could have just stopped that if he had to
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• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: with driving without a, license excessive, speed and. Racing taken
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  Speaker 4: to fail, jail WHICH i think In florida don't they
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  Speaker 4: have they automatically take the? License? RIGHT i believe there's
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  Speaker 4: something with if it's over one hundred miles an hour.
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  Speaker 13: Reckless.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Driving, yeah it's something, automatically it's. All, yeah it's new,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: law newer law on the books there.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway driving over one hundred In florida is a criminal,
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  Speaker 5: offense often leading to immediate, arrest, handcuffing mandatory. Court, yeah
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: and under recent, laws going one hundred plus is a
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  Speaker 5: criminal misdemeanor up to thirty days in.
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  Speaker 4: Jail. Right here's one From atlanta with this. Guy he
• 1:18:50
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  Speaker 4: him to the inspection. Station they pulled the two suitcases
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  Speaker 4: that he had checked at the counter. With he arrived
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  Speaker 4: inside a bunch of vacuum sealed bags filled with forty
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  Speaker 4: two pounds of.
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  Speaker 4: Dumb, ass break me.
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  Speaker 4: where you're, going even if it's like, smaller more personal use.
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  Speaker 4: Amounts but airport security doesn't matter what your state is
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  Speaker 4: Illegal why are you risking?
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  Speaker 10: Pounds, YEAH i was just doing afraid BECAUSE i was
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  Speaker 10: flying out Of miami AND i was at an event
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  Speaker 10: where they gave me a bunch of the LIQUID iv,
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  Speaker 10: like a trash bag full of, it AND i, go,
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  Speaker 10: Dude i'm gonna get stopped at airport and they're gonna think
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  Speaker 10: this is. Cocaine it was wrapped like a like a cocaine,
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  Speaker 10: bag like a Ki.
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  Speaker 4: Movies they'll put a little bit on their fing and
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  Speaker 4: then rub it on their gums and then give like
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  Speaker 4: a head nod to their to their. Partner were. Good
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  Speaker 4: Jail Sales Half assed robbery in the. News this is From.
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  Speaker 4: Missouri two. Broads we're looking to get some money, quick
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  Speaker 4: so decided to rob a bar and they thought it
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  Speaker 4: would be. Easy the place they chose was a place
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  Speaker 4: called the Half Ass. Bar they went in after, hours
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  Speaker 4: they broke into the. Safe they stole one of these
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  Speaker 4: cash to coin exchange. Machines they tried to break into
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: THE atm that was there in the. Bar security cameras of,
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  Speaker 4: course caught, everything including the car that they had rolled up,
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  Speaker 4: in and when the owner of the half ass bar
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: looked through the, footage he recognized one of the women
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: it was his own. Daughter so the cops caught them both.
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  Speaker 4: Chicks they had some fentanyl and some meth on them as.
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  Speaker 4: Well both sent off to fail. Jail so much for
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  Speaker 4: that easy. Money what, shit. Idiot and, uh this is
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  Speaker 4: one of my favorite stories of the. Week it's From
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  Speaker 4: mexico where this guy had just committed a burglary and
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• 1:21:18
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  Speaker 4: and they held him in the railing while they called
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• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: in the head. Handcuffs the officers had to cut him
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  Speaker 4: out of, there, like get him loose out of, there you,
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  Speaker 4: what's going down in so? Sports Were jeff G, Hey Happy,
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  Speaker 4: Friday jeff G, Morning Happy.
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  Speaker 2: Friday what do you?
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  Speaker 17: Show let's start with The lakers they played bad last,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 17: night got a good game From Austin, reeves but once,
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  Speaker 17: again it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Enough they lost to The thunder by.
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  Speaker 17: Eighteen and after the, game something Happened i'd never seen.
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  Speaker 4: Before listen to This.
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  Speaker 5: Sam The lakers wanted to spend a little extra time
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: with the officials before heading to the locker.
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  Speaker 17: Room the Entire lakers team surrounded the rests and let
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  Speaker 17: them know how they felt about the. Officiating and they
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 17: had a point. Too for, real officiating really sucked last.
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  Speaker 17: Night you, know The thunder are a really good. Team
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 17: they're defending champs for a. Reason but there are also some,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 17: dirty flopping ass bitches, too and the refs all the.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: Calls lakers are gonna have to figure out a way around. That.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Man game three is tomorrow at five.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 17: Thirty lakers are gonna need a good game from Bum
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  Speaker 17: ass eight and they're gonna need some bench. Points they're
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 17: gonna have to limit the turnovers in order to steal
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 17: a win in this. Series moving on to The, dodgers
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 17: they welcome The braves To Chavez ravine this. Weekend tonight
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  Speaker 17: WEEKEND wnba kicks off this weekend as, Well sparks And
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  Speaker 17: Aces sunday at three and The ducks And Golden knights
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  Speaker 17: Skate tonight at six thirty.
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  Speaker 4: And sunday at six. Thirty and, Finally.
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  Speaker 17: Happy Mother's dates all the moms listening this. Morning Happy
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  Speaker 17: Mother's date to my beautiful wife and my. Mom Happy Mother's, Day,
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  Speaker 17: gina And Happy Mother's day to your. Wife would you
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  Speaker 17: have a great sports. Weekend I'm jeff G and that's
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  Speaker 17: your so cal Sports, Hi, jeff J.
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  Speaker 4: Wow NOW i feel like an idiot asking me all
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: these questions them On nahmer is.
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  Speaker 5: Not fair the wood she.
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  Speaker 4: Did this A Mike Rabel Diana rossini story just keeps
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: getting better and better and better and. Better Mike raybol of,
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  Speaker 4: course for now the head coach of The New England.
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  Speaker 4: Patriots Diana rossini was a journalist reporter for the. Athletics
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  Speaker 4: she's no. Longer she stepped down from her, positi which
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  Speaker 4: is always. DUMB i GUESS i understand because they have
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  Speaker 4: to have some kind of, integrity like if it was
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: just to an, affair but it wasn't with AN nfl
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: head coach when you're the, athletic, right and that's their
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: business part of.
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  Speaker 6: IT i.
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  Speaker 4: Understand but, yeah it's her husband fables.
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  Speaker 10: Winning, Streak like what kind Of.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Well he's a newer he's new with The. Patriots he
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: was with The Tennessee. Titans yeah for a. While even
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: he's a good. Coach he did well with The patriots
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: this past. Year, ANYWAY i. Don't, LOOK i don't think
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: the guy should lose his.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 10: JOB i mean it's The patriots.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: TOO i mean his, marriage that's a different.
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  Speaker 4: Story.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 10: Owners the owners have done a couple of. Things so but,
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  Speaker 10: this but.
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  Speaker 4: This, DUDE i mean this, girl how did you deal
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: with her for more than five? Minutes she is one
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: of those. People it's like. Fentanyl oh, Yeah like she
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: might be, Fun like a little bit of her might be,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: fun but a little too much will kill. You she's human.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: Fentanyl every time you hear these, clips it's, like oh my,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: god this chick and the. Husband why is the husband hanging?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Around?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah you?
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  Speaker 10: Love there are some.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Thoughts there are some thoughts like you, know maybe he's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: gay and not interested in her, sexually and so that's
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: why she's out there stepping out or, whatever like, WHAT
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: i don't, know why are? You why are you putting
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: up with this person who's ON? Tv we played all
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: those different comments she had. Made now this is another
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: clip that has just, surfaced and she was playing this
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: family feud style game With barstool AND i Guess Mike
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: rabel was also part of. This and here's the. Thing, Okay,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: diana what is something you might close your eyes to
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: do when you have sex with your husband or?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: Wife again this is From, yeah she, answered it's. Done
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: you have to take the answer.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Any. Opportunity she had a dog on her. Husband that's
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: all she. Does and then there was another THING i
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: saw where Apparently Mike rabel has A burner account and
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: so he's been responding to a lot of the people
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: who've been giving opinions about the whole thing With Diana.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Rossini and it was, Like Mike master was the name
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: on The burner? Account is it actually his? Account not,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: confirmed but it's somebody being very defensive as a lot
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: of These homers for The, patriots you, Know Homer patriot.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Fans they're they're Defending Mike rabel and. Whatever but it
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: is pretty funny when you look at the, uh when
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: you look at when you look at the responses to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: the different to the different. Posts he, says you, Bitch.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: OKAY i don't know if he should lose his, job
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: BUT i think he could because it's incredibly.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Distracted sure he, could but, again this is not between
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: him and his. Employer this is between him and his, wife.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: Right but it's she could fire. Him it's spilled over
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: into the professional.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 13: World it is, distracting BUT i don't think he'll loses.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 10: Job it's not distracting from. Players players are doing that
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 10: all day.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: Too here's here's WHAT i don't like About but here's
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: WHAT i don't like about. IT i don't like it
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: when there starts to be this call for him to
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: lose his, job because why why are you so LIKE
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: i don't like cheaters. Either, again if you are not
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: happy in a, relationship break up with the, person you
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: can go do whatever you, want like sack, up, right
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: and you, know man up and break up and then
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: go do whatever you, want. Right but when people start
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: making these calls for you, know someone to lose their.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Job this is not it wasn't a relationship with you
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: has nothing to do with their.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: Job, normally NORMALLY i wouldn't even give it a second
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: thought to some sort of celebrity affair. Thing but the
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: recent photos Of Mike rabel's wife walking through an, AIRPORT
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: i felt so bad for. Her she looked just bummed,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: out and the husband, too yeah, yeah oh.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah and then whoever was behind that burner account deleted
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: it because like once it was, like oh Does mike're
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: able to have a burner? Account it was, deleted which
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: doesn't look good as far as it like not being his.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Right because if it, wasn't you'd be. There but what
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: a what a great.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: Story that story just keeps getting better for.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Everybody wind makes everything, worse, hot, uncomfortable but. Worse, okay,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: green but win.
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  Speaker 4: morning what time and everything it was going to be
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  Speaker 4: i was very pleased with you, know it just said we,
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  Speaker 4: to like spend some. Time The disney thing is, great
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  Speaker 4: and those are those events are so big and there's
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  Speaker 4: so many people you don't really get an opportunity to
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  Speaker 4: sit there and chop it.
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  Speaker 9: Up and we got to know so many people one on.
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  Speaker 11: One it was.
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  Speaker 4: yeah there was a. There that one couple That gina
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  Speaker 4: offered to babysit.
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  Speaker 4: Clothing, yeah and Then gina's like.
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  Speaker 9: No they offered and.
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  Speaker 4: The kid was, asleep, yeah and all of a sudden woke,
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  Speaker 4: up Saw gina and. Free that's WHAT i.
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  Speaker 9: SAID i, said are you sure you want to give
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  Speaker 9: me this baby because if he wakes, up he's going
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  Speaker 9: to lose his Ish and he, did but he was
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 9: So and when they're all like hot and sweaty and they're, sleeping, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, again thanks to everybody who popped. By there were
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: a lot of people who like came in said hi
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  Speaker 4: fourth and Then greg figured out there is a red
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  Speaker 4: lobster by his. House oh, WHAT i googled. It it's
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  Speaker 4: about probably three and a half miles, away is?
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  Speaker 17: It?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah but It?
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  Speaker 4: Tarzana is it Considered tarzana considered?
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  Speaker 2: Park?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah not too far, now all, right so yeah we
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  Speaker 5: could we should do another.
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  Speaker 4: One. Yeah, well well we're gonna be every red. Lobster
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  Speaker 4: we have no shortage of. Ideas there's always things that
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  Speaker 4: we talk about doing or. Whatever and we know we're
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: doing some. Things that's gonna make execution a lot easier
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: of getting things done and making sure that they don't
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: fall through the. Cracks and you, know it's gonna it's
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: gonna be. Good it's gonna be. Good eight, seven seven forty.
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  Speaker 4: Four he sent us a text over to two two
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  Speaker 4: nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Show NOW i.
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  Speaker 4: Feel like an. Idiot he swoop before you start, anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Amlesten Chef swoop is. Here by the, way everybody swoop
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  Speaker 4: hellove bottom uh swoop kitchen dot. Com it's s W
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  Speaker 4: O p kitchen dot com at chef underscore swoop on.
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  Speaker 4: Uh on social, media so we have some some bs cooking.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: Myths so you, know, people we talked to one guy
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: at our event and this guy, man he's in the
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: wrong line of. Business he makes his own. Sushi he
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: was showing us pictures Of god.
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  Speaker 10: And it looked like a restaurant when he first showed. It,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 10: LITERALLY i was, like, yeah, oh what restaurant is?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: That, Yeah i'm, like, dude what are you doing for a? Living? Yeah,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: ANYWAY i love, that and we we hear it the
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: from a lot of. People greg's always talking about things
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: that he's, making and, yeah a lot of people like.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: That so these these are some things that are that
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: are out there that people do that maybe you should be.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: Doing but we'll get an expert's. Opinion, yeah let's talk about.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: It let's talk about these omelets, Though, So, greg what
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: do you think you're the best at DESCRIBING.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: I, mean the thing THAT i think is an overused
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: phrase in describing food is melts in your. Mouth but
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: these truly melt in your. Mouth, yeah they're really good
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: melt in your mouth omelet perfect, texture, smooth, silky not
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: chewy by any. Means and then WHAT i love about
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: The hollandais sauce is that it's. INDESCRIBABLE i don't know
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: if THERE'S i know there's, lemon but there's some flavor
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: in there THAT I i love a food THAT i
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: don't know What i'm, eating BUT i KNOW i love.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: IT i think it might have been the hint of
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: lemon or the hot, sauce like the hot.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 11: Sauce the hot sauce is definitely like you, know some
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 11: people use hot, sauce some people use. Tabasco depends on
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 11: who your chef was that taught you how to make not.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 11: Overwhelming it's just perfect balance everything.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: And then when you're like chives on, anything it makes it.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Beautiful, yeah this is textbook.
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  Speaker 11: Fermagechees, Okay, okay there's a question for some of you.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: Chefs i'll go to a PLACE i look at the.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: MENU i don't know what any of this crap is
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: and then you ask, me, go, oh well that's a
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: steak and there's some green be harra cott. Verts yeah
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  Speaker 4: what is that how you say? It, Yeah harritt.
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  Speaker 9: Viewers.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so fancy, Though, Yeah, like why do you make
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: it so that the average person can't read? It?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 11: Well you know for me what it. IS i know
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 11: a lot of people do the you, KNOW i think
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 11: the standard for fine dining is you, Know, french like Classical,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 11: french you know WHAT i? Mean, so, Uh unfortunately a
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 11: lot of people don't Speak. French like my lick back is.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 11: UH i Put swahili on my menus from time to,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 11: time so whenever we have diners that are from the
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 11: mountains of caucas they can struggle through The swahili the
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 11: same way we struggle through The, french you, know.
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  Speaker 9: A.
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  Speaker 4: Tukus it reminds me of that clip WITH i Think
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: i've seen that Movie Crazy Little. Guy oh, man what's his?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: Name crazy Little? Guy, no the uh he was on
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  Speaker 4: With Shannon sharp talked smack about everybody made all these.
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  Speaker 10: Predictables are you talking About, Williams.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 11: Cat, williams that's the Crazy, yeah, yeah he is a
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 11: crazy he is shout out the. Cat he is a crazy.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 11: Man he is a tiny. Man he is he is
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 11: a powerful.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Man remember that the movie he's behind bars and the
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: woman brings the that's a white baby from the mountains of.
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  Speaker 11: The mountains Of. Caucus, indeed, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he's got a seven to fifty credits call sitting.
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  Speaker 5: Here, yeah, man so that's not what the Name Cat,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: williams that's.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah so that's WHY i do this. Swey from time to,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 11: time we'll Put swaheli on the. Menu we'll put things like.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 11: That it's easy for black and brown people to pronounce,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 11: it but not so easy for The.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: And that's how you like, it, right because you, KNOW i.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 11: Don't necessarily say, that but it's like from time to
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 11: TIME i will try to get my look back like.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 11: This this industry is dominated by Classical european And french
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 11: and you, know all.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: Right so these are some cooking. Myths what is a
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: common cooking rule that everyone? Follows but is it? Complete bs?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: Man we'll see what Chef swoop says here because they
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: talk to. Chefs, yeah and we'll see. It oil in pasta, Water,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: greg you were bringing this up very. Contentious oil in
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: pasta water doesn't keep the pasta from sticking.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 11: It it does.
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  Speaker 5: NOT i don't know why anybody would do. That it's
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: just like you gotta look at it like, this all.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: Right so if you're a, kid right and you're in
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: the kitchen with your, grandma and your grandma has these
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: old wives tales that she's just adhere to because it's
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: just like muscle, memory old, timing she might not necessarily
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: know why she's putting a splash of olive oil in the.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: Water you know What i'm, saying but if it just
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: completes her cipher in the, kitchen it makes her feel,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: good then she's doing. It and if you're a kid
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: and you see your grandma do, it you're not gonna question.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: It you're gonna do, it you know What i'm. Saying,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: yeah it's just like, subconsciously these are the types of
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: These this is the way that these myths come to.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 11: Wish you know What i'm. Saying what about this?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: One searing meat to seal in the juice is a total.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: Myth searing is, great just not for that. REASON i would.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 11: Say searing is great to build like my yard or
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 11: like a crust on the outside of a protein or. Anything,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 11: rather BUT i don't think it's necessarily ceiling in, moisture
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 11: you know What i'm, Saying like that has to do more.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: Steak when it's, resting it still will you know WHAT i,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: Mean it's still get those the puddle of the.
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  Speaker 11: Juice, yeah it's resting. Steak and just the quality characteristic
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 11: is just ultimately how long you cook a piece of
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 11: meat or anything to maintain the moisture.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 9: Quality, okay seer or reverse or does it?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 11: Matter, OH i, mean it just depends on for. Me
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 11: what's a Reverse, yeah so ribbi like, bones like like,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 11: Tomahawks i'll reverse. Her i'll start those in the oven
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 11: and Then i'll pull them and sear them to just
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 11: get a good sea on the, outside Because I'm i'm
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 11: starting them in a hot oven and then dropping the,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 11: temperature letting them cook to their degree of, dundas pulling
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 11: them and then searing.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: This right, now how far? Out how far out do
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: you remove from the oven to seer because the seer
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: is still going to bring the temperature.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 11: Up, Now yes and, no but it's like a finishing.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 11: Thing but, saying like.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: From the, oven do you go directly to the seerra
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: does it rest before then you see?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 11: It so you, do screaming hot, oven you go in
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 11: and then you drop. It you let it go for a,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 11: while and then you drop the temperature and you still
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 11: leave it in the. Oven, Okay so that's literally cooking
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 11: the to your degree of, dundas whether you want it
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 11: to be, medium rare or. Whatever so you pull it
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 11: in hard Seer i'm talking cast iron or like a
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 11: screeching hot, grill you know What i'm, Saying just to
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 11: get the finish on the outside that you, want like
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 11: you take.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: It out and you put the seer onto it that
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: which is over Then.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah but like you want to you kind of want
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 11: to go under your degree of dundans when you're doing
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 11: a reverser, anyway because you are going to continue to
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 11: cook and then carry on cook after the meat is done.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: Cooking myths with chefs. Swoop fresh veggies taste, better but
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: frozen veggies are healthier for. You fresh veggies are picked
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 4: prematurely and ripen while in transit and in. Storage frozen
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: veggies are the last picked of the season and they've
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: ripened on the.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 11: Vine i'm gonna say that that's a lot of, fluff, Fam,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 11: like if you want fresh, vegetable if you want, FRESH i, mean,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 11: LOOK i can say something slick, Too. Bro sometimes cucumbers
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 11: taste better. Pickled Like that's just that was just, confusing
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 11: you know What i'm. Saying it's just, Like, bro go
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 11: to the farmer's market if you want fresh. Produce it's
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 11: as simple as. That the freshest produce comes from the it's.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 11: Farm that's why they call it farm to. Table, yeah
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 11: any processes in between free, flash, freezing you know WHAT
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 11: i mean if you're trying to hold stuff, great but
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 11: like it's not going to make the nutritional value of
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 11: set vegetable increase from flash. Freezing like how like how
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 11: it makes? Sense all?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: Right washing chicken has no. Benefit you kill all the
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: bacteria when you cook. It some people like to wash the.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 11: Chicken So I'm I'M i come from A caribbean, Household
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 11: so we use vinegar on. Chicken that's like store, boughted
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 11: you know What i'm, saying to give it a good.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 11: Rint sometimes lemon or, lime like if you have lemons
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 11: and limes up, though they're like rub it on the
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 11: skin and it's just like there's just some things on
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 11: THE i feel like SOMETIMES i can tell the difference
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 11: between when people clean their chicken when they. Don't, really
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 11: but it's not like, A i think that's just Because
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 11: i've been in the industry so. Long you, Know i'm
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 11: going on twenty years doing. This so it's like those small,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 11: things the qualities very very you can barely tell that
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 11: like a minute day.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Yace you know about what about like throwing? It, Yea
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: let's just say like you were gonna make. It let's
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: say you were going to try to make some chicken
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: for somebody you were hoping to be your girlfriend some,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: point and you left it in the sink.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: Overnight, yeah so this is from. Frozen so, like for,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: example we have the process here, right like you just, right, yeah,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: yeah all, Right So I'm i'm picking up what you're putting.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: Down all, right you gotta chick coming. Over It's, saturday,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: right so It's.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 11: Friday you pull it, out you pull it out of the,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 11: freezer you throw it in what the in the? Evening
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 11: you know WHAT i, mean like before you go to,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 11: bed all.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: Right for. Show you'll leave it there even when you
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: go to work the next.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 11: Day oh, yeah, no you're wilding for. Respect you gotta
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 11: you gotta all right, overnight so we're gonna get at
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 11: least what let's say you got eight hours of. Sleep
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 11: it's gonna slowly thaw in the sink because your, Sink
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 11: i'm assuming is like stainless, steel so it's going to
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 11: hold the. Cold you know WHAT i. Mean put it
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 11: in the fridge when you wake, up, bro don't just leave.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 11: It but, YEAH i, mean, like, yeah most people already
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 11: have a built up gut from eating like animal proteins, anyway,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 11: Regardless so it's like the chances of you getting sick from.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 11: That you're pretty frail if you get sick from leaving chicken,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 11: out even if you were to go to work and come, back, like,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 11: yeah your immune system is like, Week like you should
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 11: just go like liquid door knob or, something step it.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 11: Up but like, YEAH i would say that that like
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 11: put it in the. Fridge but you'll be. Fine you
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 11: know What i'm. Saying as long as you touch it
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 11: and it's still cold to, touch you're.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah the WAY i grew up with it is my
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: mom said anything over twelve is, bad but under twelve is. Fine.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 11: HOURS i, MEAN i mean how many how many siblings
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 11: did you grow up?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: With?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 11: Five your mom was? Overworked fam twelve? Hours twelve hours
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 11: is pushing it to the.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: All, right so bs cooking, miss what do you think
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: your chef's? Whoop you don't need to be afraid OF.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: Msg it does nothing to you and makes everything taste.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 11: BETTER msg occurs like naturally in a lot of food.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 11: Products you know What i'm. Saying so people that are
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 11: like Eight chinese food and THERE'S msg and giving me a,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 11: headache shut, up you know What i'm, Saying like, stop,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 11: stop it's a flavor, enhancer you, know and nobody's using
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 11: so much that it's going to deteriorate your health. Instantly
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 11: like you really got to like put on your thinking
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 11: cap Fam like you know What i'm. SAYING i USE
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 11: msg and small like cheese sauces to just make it
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 11: taste like like what like you know WHAT i, Mean
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 11: it's just like it's, yeah it's just like a boost
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 11: of umami, exactly like, Cucumbers, yeah, yeah cucumber salads and
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 11: stuff like, that just to add like a Nice it's
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 11: like just what you were speaking on. Earlier it's like
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 11: there's a quality in here that you can't necessarily put
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 11: your finger. On it's USUALLY, msg you know.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: What so cooking myth there is no ten minute. Meal
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: the shortest meal takes about thirty minutes to.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 11: Make, Uh i'm gonna say that's cap, too you know
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 11: What i'm. Saying, yeah you can make a lot of
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 11: stuff pretty. Quick you feel me LIKE i. COULD i
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 11: mean maybe it's just, me but it's like ten minutes
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 11: you can Make you can make something shake like you
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 11: know What i'm. SAYING i, mean you could make you
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 11: could make like Sloppy Joe's you could make like a
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 11: like a local. Mocho like if you start your potter
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 11: rice and your patties at the same, time put an
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 11: egg in the patty in a pan at the same
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 11: time with your burger, patty and it's, like all, right
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 11: now a burger Pant he's, Done your rice is done
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 11: being being. Done that can literally take like ten. Minutes
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 11: you know What i'm.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: Saying the only knife skill the average person needs is
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: just to learn how to properly hold one so you
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: have better control over.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 11: IT i am going to agree with, That like abs
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 11: in use are important in the. Kitchen it's like one
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 11: of the things that's pretty much slept. On you gotta
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 11: know how to hold a. Knife if you, don't you're
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 11: definitely gonna.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 9: CUT i don't know if this class, exists But i've
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 9: always wanted to take a cutting, class like culinary.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 11: Cutting yeah that, knife like how to, slice how to?
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: Dice yeah.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 9: NICE i always wanted to learn from a.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 11: Professional, yeah nine skills are a, thing BUT i don't
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 11: know how often you'd Be it's not like you can
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 11: go on groupon and be, like, Hey i'm to slice.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 11: Tomato it, exists BUT i want to do. It, YEAH
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 11: i MEAN i might have to go ahead and lock
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 11: in on.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 9: That that would be antand like y'all trying to.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 11: Learn how to cut some stuff without cutting some.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: Stuff, yes no matter how thin you slice, it garlic
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: will not liquify in a. Pan.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 11: Um, yeah that's that is that's pretty, valid you know
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 11: What i'm. Saying even minced, Garlic i'm not going to
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 11: say that it. Liquifies but like depending on how much,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 11: fat like whether it's oil or butter in your, pan
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 11: it's just gonna like continue to crisp up and like
• 1:45:03
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  Speaker 11: and it's LIKE i think a lot of people you'd
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  Speaker 11: Everywhere but LIKE i would, say like seafood based pasta
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  Speaker 4: Give you one more then we gotta take a. Break all.
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  Speaker 4: yeah we're gonna take a quick, break. Fam you know
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  Speaker 4: What i'm saying more than what he. Showed, next hang,
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  Speaker 4: up and we are ready to play our dumb ass.
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  Speaker 4: Contest and today's dumb ass contest is the du iq
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  Speaker 4: yah see mass we. Uh we decide that we're not asking, Medicine.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy if the drunk is going to know? Anymore, right,
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  Speaker 4: yeah they're, already their brains are already. Scrambling, OKAY i
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 4: remember we made some kind of. CHANGE i couldn't. REMEMBER
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  Speaker 4: i thought that was that was one of the and
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  Speaker 4: they always just say yes or. Nor so remind everybody
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  Speaker 4: else how the game.
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  Speaker 15: WORKS i ask a drunk person very easy trivia, questions
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  Speaker 15: and you play the d u I.
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  Speaker 1: Q you don't answer those.
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  Speaker 15: Questions you guess whether the drunk person answers them, correctly
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  Speaker 15: and if you do so twice out of three, times you.
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  Speaker 4: Win all, Right that's how we, play we go and
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: we get our, contest and let's say hi To. Carlos
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  Speaker 4: what's Up? Carlos, hey there's a. Cause is gonna be our.
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  Speaker 4: Contest now, again you just have to guess whether the
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  Speaker 4: drunk person is gonna know this two out of three
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  Speaker 4: times in order to win the. Prize but before we
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: get to those questions that count toward that, prize we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna see just how with it or not with it
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  Speaker 4: this drunk person?
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  Speaker 15: Is and who is This Sea? Bass this is our?
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  Speaker 15: Friend what's his? Face you got it over?
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  Speaker 4: There what's his? Face is?
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  Speaker 2: It?
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  Speaker 4: Brian there you?
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  Speaker 15: Go, Yeah, brian he is, drunk but oh, oh he
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  Speaker 15: wants to do a lot more than just.
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  Speaker 4: That all, Right?
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  Speaker 1: Brian what are you drinking this?
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  Speaker 10: Evening just have myself a?
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  Speaker 4: BEER a? Beer beer's what you say you've?
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  Speaker 2: Had?
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  Speaker 7: Brian, WELL i don't want to, lie BUT i had
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  Speaker 7: myself around four or three.
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  Speaker 4: Beers.
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  Speaker 15: RAN i feel like maybe if you have anything besides,
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  Speaker 15: beer like any, drugs?
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  Speaker 10: Drugs?
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  Speaker 1: Heale, Yeah, man were smoking weed out.
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  Speaker 4: Here we're using drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Constantly.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: Man let us know what's?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Up?
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  Speaker 7: Ecstasy everything that sounds like, fun it does McDonald's and
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 7: some weed and some drink and a little.
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  Speaker 10: Bit of molly walking.
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  Speaker 4: Around all, right.
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  Speaker 10: That's a part that sounds like something.
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  Speaker 4: Else we're using drugs.
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  Speaker 7: Constantly, man all, right, man that's.
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  Speaker 4: Cool that's pretty. Cool that is that is.
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  Speaker 5: COOL i would like to be Like brian. Someday that's.
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  Speaker 10: Right and a little bit of the moll you walking?
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  Speaker 2: Around?
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  Speaker 5: Right, okay that's.
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  Speaker 4: Right all, Right so That's. Brian now you're just trying
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  Speaker 4: to guess if he'll answer these questions, Correctly, carlos two
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  Speaker 4: times out of three you'll be the. Winner question number
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  Speaker 4: one for the D u I q and A V
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  Speaker 4: L t? Sandwich what are THE V l and THE?
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  Speaker 4: T oh, god that's, Okay yes For menace And, Sammy
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  Speaker 4: i'll go with my my. Rule no For. Brian that
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  Speaker 4: SOUNDS i want to say triple.
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  Speaker 5: Yes yes to the room and. Yes i'm feeling.
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  Speaker 9: Optimistic let's say trips.
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  Speaker 5: Yes triple.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, carlos what do you? Think yes or? No i'm
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 4: gonna go, no, no won't get. It question number one
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  Speaker 4: D u I q will start with the two sober
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  Speaker 4: people in the, Room menace And sammy in A B
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  Speaker 4: L t? Sandwich what are THE B l and the
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  Speaker 4: Te menace.
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  Speaker 10: Bacon, lettuce, Tomato.
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  Speaker 13: Sammy, bacon, lettuce, tomato bak.
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  Speaker 4: Tomato that is the that is the correct. Answer all,
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  Speaker 4: right so these two know Does brian know question number?
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: One in A blt? Sandwich what are the b l
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  Speaker 1: and the?
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  Speaker 5: TEA i used to work At.
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  Speaker 10: Subway it's, bacon lettuce and.
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  Speaker 7: Tomato the funniest story era was two guys walk into
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  Speaker 7: the two store and, uh bringing dollar bills and they
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  Speaker 7: all want the same cookie and there's only one cookie
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 7: and the first dollar wins the.
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  Speaker 1: Cookie that's a great.
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  Speaker 4: Story, yeah he tells the story Like hammer And hank does.
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  Speaker 1: COOKIE i used to work it are the funniest.
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  Speaker 4: Story that is the funniest story. Ever, yeah it's pretty
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  Speaker 4: Lts, REALLY i love a GOOD blte like.
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  Speaker 10: Leon that is there's just water and bacon pretty.
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  Speaker 15: Much chef'swoop Is menace is a child and we've we've
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  Speaker 15: we've because he's come out with this angle. Before we
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 15: think that because he only eats orlean has been exposed
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  Speaker 15: to fast food, tomatoes which are not the best that that's,
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 15: why that's why he says they just taste.
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  Speaker 4: Like vegetables at all that we have.
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  Speaker 10: Had cuisine from around the.
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  Speaker 4: World carlo said, no, right said, yeah sorry, man but
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  Speaker 4: look that's why we have three. Questions you got to
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: get these next two right nor to win this D
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: u I. Q question number, two what is the name
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: for a flying rock object that might one day strike
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: The earth from?
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  Speaker 2: Space?
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  Speaker 4: Okay what is the name for.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: A flying rock object that might one day strike The
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: earth from?
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 15: Space and Minutes by the, way The Zach Galfanaka's gardening
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  Speaker 15: show On, netflix they do a whole episode about tomatoes
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 15: and really and they, say oh my, god they're so.
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  Speaker 5: Good, yeah they're sweet like.
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  Speaker 4: CANDY i wouldn't say that like. Candy oh, yeah it's.
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  Speaker 9: My favorite smell ripe.
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  Speaker 4: Tomatoes you're getting the wrong, tomatoes, then, OKAY i could go.
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  Speaker 4: No definitely saying no For. Brian i'm saying no For,
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  Speaker 4: brian although he did work in a, subway so, yeah
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  Speaker 4: he might. Have, sure he's knowledge a lot of funny
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  Speaker 4: stories about all these. Things, Yes i'll say no For
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  Speaker 4: brian he's. Working yes For, Sammy yes For.
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  Speaker 9: Menace i'm gonna do something AND i have my. Reasons
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 9: i'm gonna say. No For, Brian no For, sammy yes for.
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  Speaker 1: Menace, OKAY i THINK i know what that reason might.
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  Speaker 4: Be all, Right, well uh we'll find Out.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 5: Greg yes to the, Room no To.
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  Speaker 4: Brian all, right what do you, Think, Carlos is he
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: gonna get it right or? WRONG i think he's not
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 4: gonna know. It he will not know. It so. No
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 4: here for question number, two what is the name for
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 4: a flying rock object that might one day strike The
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: earth from? Space, sammy, asteroid, asteroid.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 10: MENACE i also put down.
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  Speaker 4: Asteroid asteroid is a, correct correct.
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  Speaker 15: Answer meteoroid also could Be, okay the METEOR i was gonna.
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  Speaker 9: SAY i was thinking she was gonna say Meteor that very,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 9: similar but.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, smaller that would be the.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 15: Same, no meteoroids smaller. Correct uh could also technically be
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 15: commet even though comets they.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: Have What i'm saying is like if she would have
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: said meteor or, asterisk either one would have.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: Worked the meteor is the process of it coming through the?
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  Speaker 4: Atmosphere?
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 15: Correct so it may one, Day in, fact it probably
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 15: will in The earth very. Small media wite.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: Would be the only incorrect answer that's already on the.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: Ground question number two d Y, q what is the
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: name for a flying rock object that might one day
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: strike The earth from?
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 10: Space that was H we'll call a media meteoroid.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: Meteoroid are you scared of the?
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 1: Meteoroids?
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  Speaker 7: Hell, no bro briglem, On we're ready for the big,
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  Speaker 7: bank big.
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  Speaker 10: BIG i don't think that's how the big bank they.
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  Speaker 1: Were they wouldn't give you that in.
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  Speaker 4: Jeopardy now is it a?
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: Meteoroid that's not a?
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 4: Thing, meteorid meteor? Roid all, right well you live to
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 4: see another, Question. Carlos that's question number. Three do or meteoro?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: Heteroid meteroids?
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 15: Are actually it is the thing it. Is it is
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 15: the size of a grain of dust to about one meter. Wide,
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 15: okay fragments from comments are asteroids.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: Comments by the, WAY i had no idea that there
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  Speaker 4: was a difference, between you, know when it's going through
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 4: the atmosphere and then one that's reached the. GROUND i
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 4: didn't know there was. Media. Right did it is?
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 5: MONEY i thought it was either just as a Meteor
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: WHAT i heard about meteor is hitting a. HOUSE i
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 5: think lucky because you could sell that. Lucky, yeah you
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 5: get a new. Roof, Right see.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: That's my kind of. Thinking greg usually goes, yes because
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 4: it's so, easy pain in the ass to deal with
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 4: insurance and go through all. That but Then i've had
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: my silver lining theory forever about, like, oh well you
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: get in a car, accident well, good get a new,
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: car or oh good you get a new. House you
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: don't have to worry about. Remodeling and now he's, like
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: if you get your house hit by a, meta.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 5: If your, car you can't sell the debris for a
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: ton of. Money but in a meteorite, situation, SURE i,
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: SEE i see all.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: Right question number three d u I.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: Q the RESTAURANT i hop is short for what longer?
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: Phrase all? RIGHT i want to say, TODAY i want to.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: Say i'll tell you. This This brian guy is better
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: THAN i.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 5: Thought i'm gonna.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 4: TRIPLE' i was thinking the same same Triple we're going
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 4: all all three triple?
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: Yes has that ever? Happened very, rare much like you, know,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: meteorites meteor.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 4: Or or rooids. Whatever, yeah So i'm gonna lock in triple.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: Yes what do you think, Here, carlos make or break.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 10: Man go with the room and go yes.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: Yes question number three d u I.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: Q the RESTAURANT i hop is short for what longer?
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: Phrase Sammy International house Of, Pancakes.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 10: Menace International house Of.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: Pancakes oh, wow Pank.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 10: You guys want a fun fact always the original location
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 10: FOR i hop is like thirty seconds from.
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  Speaker 4: Here?
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 11: Wow is that?
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 10: Right, yeah it's no longer there rip wow one touch
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  Speaker 10: pan pancake. Maker that was his.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 4: Dream that was his dream at one. Point, yeah all,
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 4: right question number. Three now if he does get this,
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 4: One carlos will be the. Winner i'm on the edge
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 4: of my seat BECAUSE i this Is come. On you
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 4: would think it's so, easy but let's see question number.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 4: Three D u I.
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  Speaker 1: Q the RESTAURANT i hop is short for what longer
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  Speaker 1: PHRASE i hop?
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 7: Pancakes fact?
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 4: Three did you eat there?
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  Speaker 7: Often Denny's punking pancakes with sunny sigh eggs.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 9: Pancakes?
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  Speaker 1: Factory, yeah, factory want the pe TOUCH pi.
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  Speaker 4: Factory, Well, carlos it doesn't work out this. Way we
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 4: appreciate you listening to The Woody. Show thank you for calling.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 4: In have yourself a great weekend, there and, look it
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: can only get better from. Here there's silver. Lining, ye,
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 4: yeah all, right thank, you Carl, carlos everybody another silver.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 5: Lining he's only like one of two people who've ever.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 7: Lost we're using drugs, constantly, man you know WHAT i?
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  Speaker 5: Mean?
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 4: Man all, right well that's how you play the D
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 4: u I q S, well chef's swoop is putting the
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  Speaker 4: final touches on the final. Omelets it's been a dream
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 4: of ours to have an omelet. Station it is a.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 5: Dream you.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 4: Know we can't yet be at the point where we
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 4: can have a full time omelet station wh you, know
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 4: set up all the.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 5: Time but for us, Though, YEAH i THINK i would
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 5: be six maybe seven hundred.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 4: Pounds, yeah BUT i. WAS i was happy to be
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: able to make that dream come. True i'm just saying
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: like it was a it was a sense of, accomplishment
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: Like mena is getting his kitchen aaid.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 11: Mixer, yeah, yeah so.
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  Speaker 4: Swept that Was that's What menas, wanted like more than.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 4: Anything he thought that that was like kind of a
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 4: sign that you made. It when he had like one
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  Speaker 5: By somebody, else my neighbor is now addicted to making
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  Speaker 5: yeah taken over his. Life he's offered to BUT i
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  Speaker 5: that rabbit hole is no coming.
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  Speaker 4: Back so, SWOOP i got a question for you Because
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  Speaker 4: I've i've heard this from a couple of different, Chefs
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  Speaker 4: like when it comes to the best place to get
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  Speaker 4: bread around, town you, know bakeries and things people, say
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  Speaker 4: and because you can do this Everywhere panera, bread there
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  Speaker 4: is the place to. Go like if you're looking like
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  Speaker 4: you need good, bread like you're making a nice dinner
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  Speaker 4: for somebody, whatever or you need to grab it.
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  Speaker 11: Quick you get the good. Bread panera is pretty, valid
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  Speaker 11: you know What i'm. Saying i'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Lie, Yeah i've heard that from a couple of different, chefs, like,
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  Speaker 4: dude you gotta go To. Panera, yeah that's the good.
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  Speaker 11: STUFF i still do my best to go to any
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  Speaker 11: places That Nancy silverton has her stamp attached to who
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  Speaker 11: Well she's uh, yeah she's a legit a boss lady out,
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  Speaker 4: WORLD i thought that was a pro. Tip, man you
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  Speaker 4: want the good, bread to go To panera get your. Thrills. Man, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: well chefs. Swoop i'm glad that things are are going
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  Speaker 4: okay for, You, like and you, know your personal life
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  Speaker 4: seems to seems to be turned. Around you've done a
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  Speaker 11: Saw, yeah definitely turn that.
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  Speaker 4: Around and now he's looking for more opportunities to make
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  Speaker 4: a little cash doing what he. Loves and he's really
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• 2:01:38
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  Speaker 11: Parties you, know we we handle it.
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  Speaker 4: All are you still doing the the private dinners for six?
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  Speaker 11: PEOPLE i am doing private. Dinners they have been selling.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah Greg gory parting words of.
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  Speaker 5: Wisdom, Please, yes celry is the perfect snack if you're
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  Speaker 5: hungry and you want to stay that.
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  Speaker 4: Way what snack is, That?
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  Speaker 10: Menace that would be?
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  Speaker 4: Uncrustable, no what Did greg just? Say is the perfect?
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  Speaker 5: Snack i'm.
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  Speaker 4: Trying i'm trying to get you to say the word
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  Speaker 4: that you can ever, pronounce the Perfect we're not paying
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  Speaker 4: attention To greg's Partying lords of, wisdom the perfect. SNACK
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  Speaker 4: i don't, Know greg.
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  Speaker 10: Sealery, oh, salary that's not the perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Snack for the longest, time we call it. Salary that's
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  Speaker 4: another one of those. Words he was never able to.
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  Speaker 4: Say it always called.
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  Speaker 5: Salary so not only did they not hear a, salary
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  Speaker 5: he didn't even hear why it's the perfect?
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 4: Snack, well you know, what this is Why menace is
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  Speaker 4: never going to achieve all that he could, achieved because
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 4: he's not even paying attention to these wise. Words that
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 4: spends so much time putting together thing by.
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  Speaker 10: Hand, yeah how about ants on a? Log, Then i'll eat.
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• 2:04:52
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  Speaker 14: Friday you, mother