Latest / Wine & Audacity / 132: Q&A - Pre-Buttered Biscuits
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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm, we don't have a slate, so but somebody
- 0:13Speaker 1: has to actually operated. You're coming there, we can operate
- 0:16Speaker 1: the slate. Okay, okay, what I mean? That's how so
- 0:22Speaker 1: when when I edit the show, that's how I sink
- 0:25Speaker 1: the audio.
- 0:25Speaker 2: And visual dam Oh yeah, yeah, you're not be learning
- 0:29Speaker 2: stuff from watching videos and whatnot?
- 0:32Speaker 3: Real sex episode fifty six. What's the craziest thing.
- 0:37Speaker 2: What's the craziest thing you did outside of the bedroom?
- 0:40Speaker 1: So is that in your damn panties? I mean, is
- 0:43Speaker 1: that this is coming out? This can't be this can't
- 0:45Speaker 1: be an episode.
- 0:47Speaker 2: You know, I said, wait, man, bro, so is that so?
- 0:50Speaker 2: Is that like all day like all day coaching?
- 0:53Speaker 1: I mean, he probably showered before he went to the club.
- 0:55Speaker 1: But I mean, so that's streets. That's the only home
- 0:59Speaker 1: home home of the sexuals in the room.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Y'all do know what clean the whole sexuals?
- 1:04Speaker 2: So y'all do know what.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Y'all do?
- 1:10Speaker 2: Y'all understand the process or what goes into cleaning out.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I got a lesson one day and I was like,
- 1:19Speaker 3: we talked about that last season and no part, no part,
- 1:22Speaker 3: you just stop aging question.
- 1:23Speaker 1: You gotta know, you gotta you gotta rent it out.
- 1:25Speaker 2: And you said you said, ain't nothing, but the ain't no,
- 1:28Speaker 2: ain't no word sexy, and than I didn't order clear.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Yeah no, but to stop aging questions and and on seriousness.
- 1:37Speaker 1: You know, I think I met you this last year.
- 1:39Speaker 1: We know, Withchelle, when we talk about the squash squash,
- 1:40Speaker 1: I remember that. You know, some people like to stay
- 1:43Speaker 1: prepared because if you stay ready, you don't have to
- 1:45Speaker 1: get ready. But you know, sometimes you know when some
- 1:49Speaker 1: some some people go to the club, they like to
- 1:50Speaker 1: be fully emptied and cleaned and ready to go in case,
- 1:54Speaker 1: you know, in any counter pops up. So you needed
- 1:59Speaker 1: some loube with some spit, well spit depending on what
- 2:01Speaker 1: you like, you know, mm hmm.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Sometimes you feel like that.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Sometimes you just slipped like one that's like ouch. So yeah,
- 2:18Speaker 1: some guys prefer, you know, especially if the club has
- 2:20Speaker 1: like a has a dark room. You know, they prefer
- 2:23Speaker 1: to go in you know, locked locked, locked and load
- 2:26Speaker 1: locked and loaded.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Some will even pre prelude down asses up, so all
- 2:31Speaker 1: you gotta do is litterly just you know, yeah, squash
- 2:39Speaker 1: it up there. You know, I said they come pre prelude,
- 2:47Speaker 1: so all you gotta do is just tap tap I'm.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Going it's like, don't even have buy my biscuit alrdy,
- 2:53Speaker 2: but yeah, basically one of.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Those days of the Pacas. Thank you for tuning in
- 2:59Speaker 3: the night.
- 3:00Speaker 1: You not pre buttered biscuits.
- 3:02Speaker 2: My god, today is the episode already, honeylas.
- 3:08Speaker 1: The pre buttered biscuits. If you don't know, if you
- 3:14Speaker 1: don't want to walk there and move in your pocket.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Ship, I got your song. I got the song butter
- 3:20Speaker 3: Love by next I like it.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Mm hmm, well I think I'm gonna write that down.
- 3:32Speaker 1: You got the love that I won't. You got the
- 3:34Speaker 1: love that I need. You got that butter love. Oh baby?
- 3:44Speaker 1: Is this that? So it's Q and name, it's that
- 3:52Speaker 1: butt pre per love, butter love.
- 3:58Speaker 3: I'm like pre buttered biscuit.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Pre buttered biscuits, pree butter No, just I'm gonna just
- 4:04Speaker 1: do buttered already you all freaked out, like Ship, you
- 4:13Speaker 1: gave us, you gave us a lesson, that's next, Okay, No,
- 4:18Speaker 1: but yeah, some people do that, you know, especially if
- 4:20Speaker 1: you engage, you go to bath houses or you do
- 4:22Speaker 1: you know, you like certain establishments that have dark rooms.
- 4:24Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you want to go and prepared and
- 4:26Speaker 1: be ready to ready.
- 4:28Speaker 2: That's that's what you said.
- 4:30Speaker 3: That's what you say, ready.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Pre buttered biscuits. Now, depending on candy, is yours dam night,
- 4:38Speaker 1: be candy before you go, especially with somebody candies then
- 4:41Speaker 1: fix it. Somebody will pull out another person and going
- 4:44Speaker 1: to them already candy, you know, fix it. No, some
- 4:50Speaker 1: people like niggas like candy. Yes, some people like going in,
- 4:53Speaker 1: you know, right after some you know it's pre bud.
- 4:59Speaker 1: We've all seen d it's like that where one person
- 5:01Speaker 1: finishes and it's like it's like a what like a
- 5:04Speaker 1: like a Caprice son. You just go in and it's
- 5:06Speaker 1: it's like a toaster.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Strewers are warm.
- 5:14Speaker 1: And they're glades. So it's like you pull out, it's like, oh,
- 5:17Speaker 1: toaster strouder, it's already warm. And Welcome to this huge
- 5:21Speaker 1: episode of Wine and Audacity, the podcast. How'm your host
- 5:25Speaker 1: Brain It is a car and I'm joined by two
- 5:28Speaker 1: of my favorite people on the road. How y'all feeling
- 5:30Speaker 1: this week?
- 5:32Speaker 2: My flaps is gast What he's saying, Wow, why are
- 5:39Speaker 2: your flaps game?
- 5:41Speaker 3: You said it's like as already warm?
- 5:43Speaker 1: Yeah, pieceful American.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I've seen the beds. They got the little thing on
- 5:50Speaker 4: the front and the head.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Boy, I don't think that's a great okay, j why
- 5:55Speaker 2: are you swinging from the.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Not so y'all got nothing you, I say, he has his.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Own jail break doing anything.
- 6:06Speaker 2: You open the refrigerator yesterday, I was surprised.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Swinging from like y'all son may or may not be
- 6:15Speaker 3: a cat burglar break open and everything from.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Mm hmm, like y'all took too long kicked his grandmother
- 6:25Speaker 4: door open like I kicked in the.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Door wave in the fourth four?
- 6:34Speaker 2: What what is it like to change the subject, because
- 6:37Speaker 2: we've been on this whole while? What is what is
- 6:39Speaker 2: like y'all experience being having like a toddler in the
- 6:42Speaker 2: house he's almost two. It's the terrorist attack, nigga, It's that.
- 6:49Speaker 1: It's that devastated.
- 6:57Speaker 3: It ain't nobody gonna call me out of school to
- 6:59Speaker 3: go home. So I just got a sit destruction every day.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Or it's like it's like when they get when they
- 7:08Speaker 2: get too quiet.
- 7:10Speaker 3: You know something, and they got my house. My son
- 7:13Speaker 3: had to draw basoline open.
- 7:15Speaker 2: When they get too quiet in my house.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Here in the room with the basine, the powder that
- 7:23Speaker 3: was a you know how hard it is to clean
- 7:24Speaker 3: up vastly. Yeah, that much fastly at one time.
- 7:30Speaker 1: It's a lot.
- 7:30Speaker 3: You had to soak the nigga in the bath table.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Let's tell the flash back.
- 7:37Speaker 2: No, they always get real quiet, you know what I'm saying.
- 7:39Speaker 2: You know, it's like, yo, what the fuck.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Where you at right now?
- 7:46Speaker 1: That's possible because he be on the TV like this,
- 7:51Speaker 1: and I'll be like, you don't got to be that
- 7:53Speaker 1: close the time.
- 7:53Speaker 3: I realized trade even trying to realize that he be
- 7:56Speaker 3: on the TV like that, because the women on the
- 7:58Speaker 3: TV and he be watching that acid held the songs
- 8:02Speaker 3: or the colors. You just lord.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Off and that is my son. Yeah, So what's new,
- 8:13Speaker 2: my niggas? What's what's how y'all? How has y'all, y'all's
- 8:15Speaker 2: beak been?
- 8:17Speaker 1: You know, school started back up.
- 8:20Speaker 2: All my kids, all my kids that that was there
- 8:23Speaker 2: since I since I started there three years ago.
- 8:26Speaker 1: They gone, they're gone to big school. Now. The babies
- 8:30Speaker 1: is growing up.
- 8:31Speaker 2: The babies is growing up.
- 8:33Speaker 3: I have a high school singer.
- 8:37Speaker 2: It's like it's like wow, and it's like, damn, you
- 8:41Speaker 2: almost done that.
- 8:42Speaker 4: And like I have a gold project, you know, last
- 8:45Speaker 4: middle school projects.
- 8:47Speaker 3: I have eighteen year olds.
- 8:49Speaker 1: You okay?
- 8:50Speaker 2: Since nom, how does it feel for you?
- 8:56Speaker 1: Showing to like trays his last year of high school.
- 8:59Speaker 1: He's talking trying to figure out his like postgrad plans,
- 9:02Speaker 1: whether to go to work or go to you know school,
- 9:06Speaker 1: art school, you know, no military, just to do something
- 9:09Speaker 1: because because.
- 9:10Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out how this time approached this fast,
- 9:13Speaker 3: because I was just in now that I was pregnant.
- 9:17Speaker 2: I found the full hold on, I found pictures.
- 9:21Speaker 3: I was in the down. I found a grown child
- 9:24Speaker 3: and I'm not okay.
- 9:28Speaker 1: He is in help or alcohol preferably both.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Yes, I like to kill it, to kill you and
- 9:37Speaker 3: red wine sometimes together.
- 9:41Speaker 1: What you call that? What is that? A?
- 9:44Speaker 3: Fuck it?
- 9:45Speaker 2: Okay?
- 9:46Speaker 1: Two tears in the bucket?
- 9:47Speaker 3: Fuck it? Yep, I'm talking me like live now, who
- 9:55Speaker 3: did what? Yeah? Fuck it?
- 9:57Speaker 1: Not fuck it?
- 9:58Speaker 2: It's the fuck it. I mean, listen, every day, you know,
- 10:02Speaker 2: every other day, little dosa, little dosa, fuck it, don't
- 10:06Speaker 2: you know it might it'll do you good, It'll do
- 10:08Speaker 2: your mental a lot a lot well too, yeah, so.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Sometimes you use up they fuck it? So yeah, but
- 10:21Speaker 1: what else is there happened than that? Not for man
- 10:26Speaker 1: just looking at it.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Congratulations, Seana got a new job. Young. So the main
- 10:34Speaker 2: McDonald's on high cheese, all the cheese and the bacon,
- 10:38Speaker 2: and cha won't.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Like what kind of cheese they can even supery that. Yeah,
- 10:44Speaker 1: it's probably.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Right. I was talking.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I was telling a kid that if you want to
- 10:51Speaker 2: add something on that Sundich that ain't on that sad,
- 10:52Speaker 2: They're gonna charge you like thirty cents, thirty cents for
- 10:55Speaker 2: some lettuce.
- 10:59Speaker 1: I found all the pictures I thought I lost.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I send these these These have been in
- 11:09Speaker 2: my Google Photos account all this time.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll send them to you. Yeah, I literally forgot.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I just remembered my lug again. Oh my. So for
- 11:19Speaker 1: those of y'all that don't know, I'm also a photographer,
- 11:22Speaker 1: and like most West Indians or half West Indians, I
- 11:24Speaker 1: have twelve jobs going simultaneously. The pictures of my godson
- 11:30Speaker 1: trade Seana's son, who is now eighteen, About thirteen or
- 11:33Speaker 1: fourteen years ago, he was very small and I thought
- 11:37Speaker 1: I lost those photos. I couldn't remember what I did
- 11:39Speaker 1: with his head.
- 11:40Speaker 3: But my baby could have been a motler.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go with that mighty mouse.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Look at this, Oh, look at we could have been
- 11:56Speaker 3: a Mott. Look, Mott. Look, that's what mister Brown said.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I look, I'm gonna showing these pictures. Brandon really like, yeah,
- 12:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna send him some of these. But yeah, I
- 12:09Speaker 1: found pictures that I thought I lost. I took a
- 12:11Speaker 1: trade when he was like three or four years old.
- 12:13Speaker 1: I sent Sean to these. Uh huh just looking at
- 12:19Speaker 1: it when you go to Senior Crown.
- 12:25Speaker 3: I cried on his birthday. I got on the first
- 12:27Speaker 3: day of school. I cried on his birthday. Uh, I
- 12:32Speaker 3: want to cry it inauguration with just this week right now. Uh,
- 12:37Speaker 3: when I was coming. Yeah, I'm just gonna cry everything.
- 12:41Speaker 1: It's so weird. It's so weird watching the kids grow.
- 12:44Speaker 1: I was surprised I didn't. I didn't cried Dante's graduation.
- 12:47Speaker 1: I mean, Dante didn't care. He was like, is this
- 12:50Speaker 1: over a can we got the little one? Okay, shing, okay.
- 12:58Speaker 3: We'll just go up mother full. But embarrass you publicly.
- 13:01Speaker 1: I mean I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
- 13:03Speaker 2: J when you was little, reminds like, I'm gonna tell
- 13:08Speaker 2: you the truth. He ain't gonna give a fuck. And
- 13:11Speaker 2: you know, I got the pictures on my phone.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Get air in the attitude.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Yeah, don't Yeah, And he eating that way because that
- 13:19Speaker 3: day when I was tolding him and then Brandy walked
- 13:21Speaker 3: in doing brain, it's like god son, and he was like,
- 13:23Speaker 3: what the ship out? Get the brain? I said, just
- 13:28Speaker 3: t t okay. He was like he was like I said, JR.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Really he got once he was up and he looked
- 13:42Speaker 2: at you.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Like like my uncle, hey bye.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Kind of everybody's head all the way up. Then this
- 13:50Speaker 1: the bullshit he.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Sing, daddy dad, he called he do all that ship.
- 13:56Speaker 3: I'm in the house. Nothing nothing like we're looking at like,
- 14:02Speaker 3: what what was all that you was talking earlier?
- 14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your son.
- 14:08Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So are you ready to get into this
- 14:14Speaker 2: question of the week?
- 14:15Speaker 1: Ship? Did? I still haven't figured out which one we're
- 14:17Speaker 1: doing yet? Bomb bom bomb.
- 14:22Speaker 3: Remember, Oh thank you?
- 14:23Speaker 1: I was waiting.
- 14:25Speaker 3: We did it backwards. That's fine.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You know sometimes it.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Happens, baby turn up around. Let me head a question
- 14:32Speaker 2: the other week, like bomb bomb bom.
- 14:36Speaker 3: And there's another one the scene the.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Niggas can't want to funk? Would I would go see?
- 14:44Speaker 2: I don't want to see the fucking be two K.
- 14:47Speaker 3: I don't want to baby.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Let me see cano.
- 14:56Speaker 3: That was a violation. He should just nished and bright by.
- 15:00Speaker 1: What was it?
- 15:02Speaker 2: All right, y'all?
- 15:03Speaker 1: So, in case y'all can't tell, the threes of us
- 15:05Speaker 1: up here are rapidly approaching forty, some of us faster
- 15:10Speaker 1: than others.
- 15:11Speaker 3: First of all, both y'all suck my balls. You got balls, sins,
- 15:14Speaker 3: I got some upstairs.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I was about to get the fucking from the table,
- 15:20Speaker 2: no question, your whole fucking life.
- 15:24Speaker 3: I mean, always been a little manasharing.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Making no better, mother fucking like. So when the fuck
- 15:31Speaker 2: was you gonna tell us?
- 15:32Speaker 1: You could have been in the bathroom with us the
- 15:33Speaker 1: whole time. Left, y'all know, I'm going to the ladies room.
- 15:39Speaker 3: If I go first, I would have loved y'all not
- 15:41Speaker 3: like So, by the way, look like y'all didn't see
- 15:44Speaker 3: me carry a whole.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Human with that man. You are ready for this question.
- 15:52Speaker 1: So for those of y'all who can't tell them, buy
- 15:54Speaker 1: our jokes and gray hairs. We are approaching the age
- 15:58Speaker 1: of forty. Just because you died don't mean you don't
- 16:01Speaker 1: got it.
- 16:02Speaker 3: I don't die, don't him I'll make I don't hand
- 16:09Speaker 3: him red.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Okay, So it's your lie.
- 16:16Speaker 2: You can tell ship. So it's time for Question of
- 16:24Speaker 2: the week.
- 16:25Speaker 1: And in this segment of the show, I scour the interwebs,
- 16:28Speaker 1: read my TikTok f y P page because duh, and
- 16:32Speaker 1: find some stupid questions. I look at him, brought the
- 16:37Speaker 1: first couple of comments, be like, this would be good
- 16:40Speaker 1: to read on the show, and then I send it
- 16:42Speaker 1: to our second group check because I I can't flood
- 16:44Speaker 1: the first one because we would never we lose everything
- 16:47Speaker 1: in there. I save them pulling up on the show
- 16:50Speaker 1: and we are signed a rating from one to diebolical.
- 16:54Speaker 1: So you're ready for this question any occasional fuck it,
- 16:57Speaker 1: fuck it or this is stupid or no next one dah.
- 17:00Speaker 1: So with that being said, it's the time for the
- 17:03Speaker 1: question of the week. Tell me the exact moment you
- 17:06Speaker 1: realized that you were starting to get old, excluding back pain.
- 17:15Speaker 3: I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
- 17:18Speaker 1: I don't like leaving the house.
- 17:22Speaker 3: That cost is getting old, because.
- 17:24Speaker 2: That's because you realize if you.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Was an extrovert.
- 17:28Speaker 2: And then yeah, at tumultuous her multuous twenties, multuous tumultuous?
- 17:37Speaker 1: Who the brothers at? Where is traumultuous?
- 17:40Speaker 3: We used to be able to drink all night with
- 17:43Speaker 3: them twenty dollars cheap a cup and.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Get home from from the club three am and get
- 17:49Speaker 1: to work at seven, sometimes in the same clothes the time. Yeah,
- 17:53Speaker 1: y'all was buying to shooting from Baker's and Charlotte Roucy
- 17:55Speaker 1: and Baby.
- 17:55Speaker 3: That's why my knees.
- 17:57Speaker 2: There was a little slippers from the big supplies, the Chinese.
- 18:02Speaker 3: Wearing shoes and candies I Soldddy put them on TikTok.
- 18:04Speaker 3: They almost feed on myself. I used to go to
- 18:08Speaker 3: the club in Rainbow Hills.
- 18:10Speaker 1: That's why.
- 18:11Speaker 3: That's why I got a pinched nerve in my back.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Great damn, now, I promise you that's where it came from.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Raiding about leaving the house. Yeah, that's about eight. Because it's.
- 18:22Speaker 3: It's funny, because it's true.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Tell me the exact moment you realized that you were
- 18:26Speaker 1: starting to get old. Buying my clothes where I buy
- 18:30Speaker 1: my groceries, the slub having some nice ship.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Tell me I can get a racking and a sensible
- 18:40Speaker 2: sweater best for the fall.
- 18:42Speaker 1: I know you, fucking Lyne. Next week, some pants the
- 18:48Speaker 1: way to work. I'm flushy, plants to wear around here.
- 18:52Speaker 3: It was fifteen dollars I'm gonna get and they had
- 18:54Speaker 3: them in about five colors. I'm gonna get each one
- 18:56Speaker 3: of them colors.
- 18:57Speaker 1: I'm one of my parents.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Did you know one of my parents did that. They
- 19:01Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, that's really what it's like. Oh, girl,
- 19:03Speaker 2: costcos I don't go into that slection of the store.
- 19:07Speaker 2: I shop on the perimeter.
- 19:09Speaker 3: He had some pets and work. When they said they
- 19:12Speaker 3: cute you get the front. She was like, girl, Cosco.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Breading on that.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Ten to ten okay, that's ten, okay, that's true.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Tell me the exact moment you realized you were get
- 19:24Speaker 1: starting to get old, excluding back pain, telling myself, just
- 19:28Speaker 1: food at the house, fucking sae fucking saing, fucking saying they.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Nothing like spending the day grocery shopping and then stopping it.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Popeye is on the way out.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Now, I see I do that on Fridays, because you
- 19:41Speaker 1: know so.
- 19:44Speaker 3: That's how we know you fellow elder.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Millenniums and gen X's right now. Our grannies and mothers
- 19:49Speaker 1: used to call it batch cook them when you would
- 19:51Speaker 1: cook a whole fun ton of food for the week
- 19:52Speaker 1: and then put the ship in the freeze and pull
- 19:54Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, or make that one pot of SPAGHETI
- 19:56Speaker 1: that would last about six days. I got to you,
- 19:59Speaker 1: I'm traumatic from childhood. Yeah, we were all traumatized by
- 20:02Speaker 1: the biggest pot of spaghetti on the stove. If you know,
- 20:03Speaker 1: you know right. But I'm meal prep I have meal prepped.
- 20:06Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty five. I saw the meal prepping at
- 20:08Speaker 1: twenty twelve or twenty thirteen. Because I'm lazy. I call
- 20:12Speaker 1: it measured laziness, right, because I can expend the energy
- 20:16Speaker 1: on a Sunday, but I don't have much else going
- 20:18Speaker 1: on and spend five hours in the kitchen cooking different
- 20:20Speaker 1: meals and ship pustioning it out into containers and then
- 20:22Speaker 1: either putting it in the fridge or the refriger frigile freezer.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Because during the week, when I get home from work
- 20:28Speaker 1: and or the gym, the times I do go which
- 20:29Speaker 1: I need to start going back? Who if I wants
- 20:32Speaker 1: to be in there slaving over hot stove. If you've
- 20:33Speaker 1: been at work annoyed all a fucking day, not mean
- 20:36Speaker 1: true shit. So I'm meial prepped.
- 20:39Speaker 2: I told I toalk okay to I would say this,
- 20:41Speaker 2: but lasagna is a struggle meal too.
- 20:43Speaker 3: No, it's not the sofa's lazagna. Maybe I know homemade.
- 20:48Speaker 3: Take me.
- 20:48Speaker 2: It takes me two days in short, is nuts? First
- 20:52Speaker 2: of all, well, sofa, what's up with that shot?
- 20:57Speaker 1: Nigga? I need notice?
- 20:59Speaker 2: I can't I can't make that ship there. It took
- 21:01Speaker 2: two days to take the day to make the sauce
- 21:02Speaker 2: and in the day to put.
- 21:03Speaker 3: This little note. Oh ship, So we get it, like
- 21:08Speaker 3: next month okay, I had to be a day. I'm
- 21:14Speaker 3: just giving you notice. So how far advanced do you
- 21:16Speaker 3: need to.
- 21:17Speaker 2: More than a day?
- 21:18Speaker 3: Okay? So you want next month? Next month is next week?
- 21:22Speaker 3: I just thought it's in the week and a half.
- 21:24Speaker 1: No, next months thirty days from now, which will be so.
- 21:29Speaker 1: But is that your request for your birthday? You want
- 21:31Speaker 1: your ribs on your brother? Sure, that'll be great. Okay,
- 21:37Speaker 1: just don't just don't stop bashing, don't you know, don't
- 21:39Speaker 1: bypass that whole where you live? You said right there
- 21:45Speaker 1: when brain and pull up like I heard you was
- 21:47Speaker 1: coming to day. You know I got your location right,
- 21:49Speaker 1: I saw you come over here, so I figured I
- 21:50Speaker 1: stopped by So anyway, yes, Keith, it's like mister, mister
- 21:57Speaker 1: so I got to make this Nigga shore ribs on
- 21:59Speaker 1: your four birthday couple of weeks, so I got that. Okay,
- 22:02Speaker 1: I'll bring you your short rib blazagiaiate day to make
- 22:06Speaker 1: the sauce. I ain't never had it. That's cool, it's good.
- 22:09Speaker 1: I fantastic short rip should be on sale the Costco.
- 22:12Speaker 3: I'll give you some money to make two of them. Okay,
- 22:14Speaker 3: I can do that. That make me when I had
- 22:17Speaker 3: my own and somebody don't want ship.
- 22:19Speaker 1: But back to the point I was making. Back to
- 22:22Speaker 1: the point I was making. Initially, I understand that going
- 22:25Speaker 1: to the grocery store getting you get the ship you need.
- 22:27Speaker 1: But then the stop of by Popeye's because I grocery shop.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Why would I grocery shop and then go home and cook.
- 22:36Speaker 2: It the same way we'll go to the market and
- 22:37Speaker 2: then be like, so what you want to hear?
- 22:40Speaker 1: Popeye? You know I'm getting older.
- 22:45Speaker 3: I can go for it.
- 22:46Speaker 2: But I can do some Chipotle.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Well, depending that you got to find a Chipotle that
- 22:49Speaker 1: don't got health code violation, because it seems like a
- 22:51Speaker 1: lot of them they be having, like you know, a
- 22:56Speaker 1: lot of the at least the Chipotle's here in the Baltimore,
- 22:59Speaker 1: DC area. A lot of times they'll pop up on
- 23:01Speaker 1: the on the scanner page for the County Health Department
- 23:05Speaker 1: road stations, or they're not they're not storing the stuff
- 23:08Speaker 1: properly or ship. Y'all didn't hear that, but we did so.
- 23:19Speaker 3: But yeah, but it's Friday because it's true.
- 23:23Speaker 1: When I when I go grocery shopping on Friday nights,
- 23:25Speaker 1: I'm telling you all the best night to go during
- 23:27Speaker 1: the week to go grocery shoping. This is Friday. That's
- 23:28Speaker 1: because the store being ship because I think.
- 23:31Speaker 4: It's about to be even more emptycause niggas about to
- 23:33Speaker 4: have niggas about to have football practice.
- 23:36Speaker 3: But football practice and all practice.
- 23:39Speaker 1: I run my errands on Friday unless I have plans.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Usually when I don't have plans on Friday night, I
- 23:43Speaker 1: run my erands Friday night, Costco to grocery store I
- 23:45Speaker 1: go to, I can't say Target or Walmart every other Friday,
- 23:51Speaker 1: pay pay Friday, Friday and Pay Week. So because I
- 23:55Speaker 1: like to go in so much. Because I went to
- 23:57Speaker 1: Costco on a Saturday once, bitch, I said, fuck this card,
- 23:59Speaker 1: I'm going first.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Your first mistake was going to Costco on a Saturday.
- 24:05Speaker 3: Let me tell you, I got all the free samuels
- 24:08Speaker 3: you It's amazing.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Was halfway to the back of story and to meet
- 24:11Speaker 2: the party Scanning Go.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Scanning Go was the best.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Started using that Costco.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Baby, they got this ship in Sam I needed I
- 24:19Speaker 3: needed ice. We had a beach trip back in August
- 24:23Speaker 3: and I needed to get ice. And of course you
- 24:25Speaker 3: gonna get your your more bang for your buck going
- 24:27Speaker 3: in there, because you get twenty pounds bag ice for
- 24:30Speaker 3: less than three dollars, okay, versus going to sell the level.
- 24:34Speaker 1: The only bad thing here in Maryland was.
- 24:38Speaker 3: Back in the car.
- 24:39Speaker 1: The only bad thing about you know, Costco and Sam's
- 24:41Speaker 1: Club or BJ's here is they don't sell alcohol in Maryland.
- 24:45Speaker 1: You can't.
- 24:46Speaker 3: You know, we can't.
- 24:46Speaker 2: We wish they did, but you can't. You can only
- 24:48Speaker 2: buy like liquor in actual liquor stores.
- 24:51Speaker 4: They don't sell My Maryland is at that, at the
- 24:54Speaker 4: at the grocery stores, at the cash registers, at all
- 24:57Speaker 4: your local markets and everything. Y'all better scan that little
- 24:59Speaker 4: thing so so they could put that on, put that
- 25:01Speaker 4: on the legislation on the ballot, yep.
- 25:07Speaker 1: And y'all know down in Montgomery County. Montgomery County has
- 25:09Speaker 1: separate ABC stores, so you could buy beer and wine
- 25:12Speaker 1: from one store from from like liquor stores, then get
- 25:16Speaker 1: the actual hall you have to go to Montgomery County.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Why Spirit is the wine and Spirit store. So, yeah,
- 25:22Speaker 1: Maryland is weird.
- 25:23Speaker 3: This is just like that Virginia's. When I went to
- 25:25Speaker 3: Virginia with.
- 25:25Speaker 1: My A lot of y'all claimed Maryland is not the South,
- 25:28Speaker 1: but I mean, my, nigga, it is the same.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Below the Mason Dixon line.
- 25:31Speaker 2: We are.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Literally Maryland literally was a slave state. My mother lived
- 25:35Speaker 1: through segregated Baltimore back in the fifties and sixties. Maryland
- 25:38Speaker 1: is the South. I don't care what y'all say, nigga,
- 25:42Speaker 1: I lived down the street from what used to be
- 25:43Speaker 1: a fucking plantation. Maryland is the South. In our school
- 25:47Speaker 1: is a goddamn plantation. Yeah, our high.
- 25:49Speaker 2: School was built on But Maryland is the South. Okay, girl,
- 25:55Speaker 2: It's the difference between the Deep.
- 25:57Speaker 1: South and the South.
- 25:58Speaker 3: You know, I've gotten to a real Alabama.
- 26:01Speaker 1: I got into an argument one time with somebody I
- 26:03Speaker 1: was dating because he was he's from Louisiana and he
- 26:06Speaker 1: does not believe that he didn't believe that North Carolina
- 26:09Speaker 1: was the South. I said what I said, the Deep South. Maybe, okay,
- 26:13Speaker 1: I'll give you Georgia. I don't think he believed that
- 26:15Speaker 1: Georgia was the South. I said, okay, but you're from
- 26:18Speaker 1: outside of New Orleans, so of course you don't believe
- 26:20Speaker 1: that most of the places from US US beyond where
- 26:23Speaker 1: you are is the South. But the castle of the Confederacy,
- 26:28Speaker 1: the capital of the Confederacy, was Richmond, Virginia. It's the South.
- 26:34Speaker 3: He must have been drinking the water from.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Deep South.
- 26:39Speaker 2: In the South, Maryland is considered the upper South. We
- 26:42Speaker 2: are below the Missing Dixon line.
- 26:44Speaker 1: And people, I can hear y'all there in the comments, Well,
- 26:46Speaker 1: I mean y'all got more in common with Baltimore, with
- 26:48Speaker 1: Philly and New York. Yeah, because of I ninety five.
- 26:51Speaker 1: But once you get outside of Baltimore and go up
- 26:53Speaker 1: into the mountains in Hagerstown to Cumberland or over on
- 26:55Speaker 1: the east of Shore, that's country.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Hell, it's hell, that's almost that's almost a sundown town.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Without being in the sundowntown Maryland does have to.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Be careful, black ass out there.
- 27:12Speaker 3: I don't.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Turn right off the inner state. Look, look, that's the.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Thing about God damn sure cut, let me stay my
- 27:22Speaker 3: right here on ninety fast.
- 27:23Speaker 1: That's how horror movies starts to be with short cuts.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Gonna take us up into the mountains and ship in
- 27:26Speaker 1: fucking West Virginia.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, the hills half eyes as motherfuckers
- 27:30Speaker 3: with three eyes and looking.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Into come on down this little road call a hollow ship.
- 27:34Speaker 1: Fuck you.
- 27:36Speaker 3: You look on the fucking your window like this, No ship.
- 27:41Speaker 3: I will run you over.
- 27:42Speaker 1: As as a person who prefers and only really does
- 27:44Speaker 1: road trips if it ain't off off the inter state
- 27:47Speaker 1: on a turnpike where I can get on the rest
- 27:49Speaker 1: stop and pull back on the highway. I'm not driving
- 27:52Speaker 1: fifteen miles down the country road to go find cheap gas.
- 27:54Speaker 3: And wouldn't like she had to tell you. If I
- 27:58Speaker 3: hit something, I'm keeping they'll figure it out in the morning, trying.
- 28:05Speaker 2: To get back in time, like which, Mama, your fucking god,
- 28:08Speaker 2: I hear something somebody It was a deer.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Somebody's nephew, it was a deer.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Bruh something.
- 28:16Speaker 1: I don't you know.
- 28:18Speaker 3: I wasn't stopping out, David, So yeah, they come find me.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Tell me the exact moment you realized that you were
- 28:24Speaker 1: starting to get old, getting annoyed when I see teenagers.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and I raised one.
- 28:32Speaker 1: I have a question for also for all the millennial parents,
- 28:36Speaker 1: for those of y'all who had kids early, no judgment
- 28:38Speaker 1: or Gen next parents. Why do y'r children walk around
- 28:41Speaker 1: with hoodies and eighty degree webb smelling like just somebody
- 28:45Speaker 1: let me know it's ninety five degrees in human with outside?
- 28:49Speaker 1: Why does ron Rico have on sweatpants in a black hooding?
- 28:54Speaker 3: And I wish would tried he know I was snatching
- 28:59Speaker 3: right by the and just make him around until he
- 29:02Speaker 3: come out with of it, because where are you going? Why? Why?
- 29:05Speaker 3: The unfortunate The unfortunate thing is is that't s speak.
- 29:09Speaker 3: They be They be comfortable, dismrsty.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Comfortable, and I forgot we old.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Look.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Look, if I could wear daisy dukes without my nuts
- 29:18Speaker 1: falling out, or being right about my nuts falling out,
- 29:20Speaker 1: I would.
- 29:21Speaker 3: I'll leave the house in as little clothes as possible.
- 29:23Speaker 3: I'll get all lists. Nigga, nigga, fuck, fuck you, nigga,
- 29:27Speaker 3: I will trip the ship out you. They feel like
- 29:33Speaker 3: the lady is scary movies. She open the lane composed
- 29:45Speaker 3: around like this man.
- 29:49Speaker 2: Okay, feminine odor and it got you down.
- 29:58Speaker 1: So yeah, parents of teachers, can y'all let us know
- 30:02Speaker 1: why y'all kids wear were hoodies and ship in the
- 30:05Speaker 1: winter time, in the summer and the day of the summer.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Please is curious. We would like to know b reading.
- 30:17Speaker 3: That's a Mismad's absolutely okay, that's how I understand.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me these acted reasons you realized that you
- 30:27Speaker 1: were starting to get old. Excluding back pain, they started
- 30:30Speaker 1: playing my old club songs and medication commercials.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Ship.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was watching the commercial it's getting hot
- 30:41Speaker 3: in here.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Side effects may include bloating, cramping, ain't no leakage, girl,
- 30:54Speaker 1: you're working with some Please reach out to you the
- 30:58Speaker 1: doctor if you experien it's any of those symptoms. If
- 31:02Speaker 1: you experience a racing heart rate, she's called nine one
- 31:06Speaker 1: one immediately. M hm. Try new poop tutor for all
- 31:11Speaker 1: of your headache symptoms.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Push it.
- 31:19Speaker 2: New poop tuta. Oh yeah, student, that would be a
- 31:30Speaker 2: funny ass commercial for like an incontinest medication called poop
- 31:33Speaker 2: tudah it.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Real good bush it.
- 31:46Speaker 1: But you know my favorite commercial that came out recently,
- 31:48Speaker 1: the damping commercial, but they be like, damn, damn, I.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Will I will say, I'll be looking at like my
- 31:57Speaker 2: nineties TV, like online on mom it's like my ninety,
- 32:00Speaker 2: see my ninety with my two thousands, and they just
- 32:03Speaker 2: have like one particular channel that does all the commercials
- 32:06Speaker 2: that we used to We used.
- 32:07Speaker 4: To see like the Hawaiian Punch, the old uh Froster
- 32:12Speaker 4: Flakes commercials. I was like, damn, yo, yeah, we we
- 32:16Speaker 4: we had good ship because we had jingles. We had
- 32:20Speaker 4: songs like yo, you know like I feel like Chicken
- 32:23Speaker 4: the Night the male Mans like.
- 32:27Speaker 1: The you know, may mix Please Deliver. Yeah, I'm like
- 32:37Speaker 1: everything dry, like like Brad dry.
- 32:40Speaker 2: That's a I like that.
- 32:41Speaker 1: That was the ten I prefer that. I was just like, okay,
- 32:47Speaker 1: tell me the exact moment you realized you were starting
- 32:49Speaker 1: to get old excluding back pain, stood outside when it
- 32:53Speaker 1: was raining and said, man, we needed this, we needed this.
- 33:03Speaker 1: It's been dry for weeks.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Looking out the front door.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Just watch.
- 33:14Speaker 2: That is that is old people ship we were doing here,
- 33:17Speaker 2: like just sitting sitting there just watching the rain like
- 33:25Speaker 2: live into Move Moves. They got a special spot and
- 33:28Speaker 2: just looking out the front door with the rain, standing
- 33:32Speaker 2: there and looking out the window, reading that's it, that's
- 33:38Speaker 2: a note, that's mm hmm, yep, mm hmm.
- 33:43Speaker 1: This is a good one. Tell me the exact moment
- 33:45Speaker 1: you realized you were getting or starting to get old,
- 33:48Speaker 1: excluding back pain. I literally didn't go to a concert
- 33:52Speaker 1: because I knew the parking would be awful. I had
- 33:54Speaker 1: worked all day and going home sounded more fun than
- 33:57Speaker 1: going to the concert.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 34:00Speaker 1: I've left places before.
- 34:01Speaker 3: I've set out events for similar from parkings parking, Who
- 34:07Speaker 3: are all gonna be there?
- 34:09Speaker 2: That's all line right there? Who are gonna be I
- 34:12Speaker 2: can't understand now. And you're going down to the little
- 34:14Speaker 2: wine festival?
- 34:15Speaker 3: Who are wait?
- 34:16Speaker 2: Who are gonna be there?
- 34:17Speaker 3: Oh?
- 34:18Speaker 1: That's a little wine festival.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Can we get there early so we can get a
- 34:21Speaker 3: little clothes up front because I'm tired of walking all
- 34:23Speaker 3: the way from the colored section.
- 34:26Speaker 1: I paid more for convenience as a as a as
- 34:28Speaker 1: a proud gree older millennium agreed if I can afford
- 34:31Speaker 1: to get VIP for especially like concerts and stuff, so
- 34:34Speaker 1: I can have somewhere to sit, because general admission, I.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Can't go to stand up stuff no more. I recently
- 34:42Speaker 3: was the earlier this year or late last year, went.
- 34:46Speaker 1: To the Fillmore Silver Spring, Yeah and yeah, the film
- 34:51Speaker 1: More outside of the upstairs bown it's general admission.
- 34:55Speaker 3: And the Baby When I tell you I had the
- 34:56Speaker 3: wrong shoes on. First of all, I had on flat boots,
- 34:58Speaker 3: but I forgot at the way they hit like a
- 35:01Speaker 3: little teeny little hill. They was just like you know,
- 35:06Speaker 3: mm hmm. Within about fifteen minutes, I was looking for
- 35:09Speaker 3: the way to sit it. Somebody got to share the seat, please.
- 35:11Speaker 3: I got to lean up against something. I was shifting
- 35:14Speaker 3: foot to foot and trying to put the pressure on
- 35:16Speaker 3: one foot then shift to the other with going down
- 35:19Speaker 3: with your feet was burning, lower back was burning, knee
- 35:23Speaker 3: was cracking like potato. Ships. I'm ready to go, and
- 35:27Speaker 3: I got one of my home girls. I was like,
- 35:29Speaker 3: girlf you don't bring she older enough. And she was like,
- 35:31Speaker 3: I ain't coming at girls. She's the young girl. I'm old.
- 35:32Speaker 3: He was stating, up, I was a girl. You'll be
- 35:34Speaker 3: all right.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Ship. I don't know why you did.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Give me another drink or something, maybe the alcohol and
- 35:41Speaker 3: number my knee whenever I go to the When I
- 35:45Speaker 3: started going to the film or Silver Spring, let's say
- 35:46Speaker 3: thirteen fourteen years ago.
- 35:47Speaker 1: For events, the seating upstairs used to be first going,
- 35:50Speaker 1: first serve, and they didn't charge extra for it. You
- 35:52Speaker 1: can go out there and if you got there early enough,
- 35:54Speaker 1: you could take the seat and they wouldn't charge for it.
- 35:56Speaker 1: But now they charged for these seats and it's going.
- 36:02Speaker 3: For what. R and B Only Me and brandon't get
- 36:07Speaker 3: up there. They laying against the poles and.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Did what No, but I mean I was always it,
- 36:16Speaker 2: oh yeah, so it was stuff for sale. But when
- 36:19Speaker 2: we went to R B Only in twenty twenty four.
- 36:22Speaker 4: Though, that was that was my best like first like
- 36:25Speaker 4: kickoff concert. I've ever been to one gym class and
- 36:28Speaker 4: the roots that that that was was that?
- 36:31Speaker 1: What was was that?
- 36:32Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 36:33Speaker 1: That was it was the roots gym class. Heros in
- 36:35Speaker 1: the style. Yeah yeah, man, that was a good show.
- 36:38Speaker 3: Yeah, was on fire.
- 36:39Speaker 1: But the thing with R and B Only was my
- 36:41Speaker 1: only my only gripe was they started with more recent
- 36:44Speaker 1: music and then went back and by the time they
- 36:46Speaker 1: started playing music like the old screw music. I was
- 36:48Speaker 1: al showing you ready to go because we were standing
- 36:50Speaker 1: here for about four hours.
- 36:51Speaker 3: We're just going to get food.
- 36:52Speaker 2: We went to Valentinos Valentinos if you're from Baltimore and
- 36:56Speaker 2: you know my Valentinos, if you know you know this time,
- 37:00Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go back soon because that that I.
- 37:02Speaker 3: Did some real fat ship. I don't see it on
- 37:04Speaker 3: the chicken Chesapeake. It's not on the menu no more.
- 37:07Speaker 3: But I had a burger. They had crab dip and
- 37:11Speaker 3: the stuff shrimp on it and bacon.
- 37:14Speaker 1: I had the chicken chesapeak sandwich and the chicken chicken
- 37:17Speaker 1: chestapeap was like a grilled chicken. It was a It
- 37:21Speaker 1: was a grilled chicken club with a crab cake on top.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mmmm mm hm.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Meanwhile, this nigga over here just dad a little macaron
- 37:33Speaker 4: and cheese balls burger from from cheese cave factory. But
- 37:37Speaker 4: but yeah, I mean listen, y'all was talking big Bacca tree.
- 37:41Speaker 4: So I had a thought, oh, you mean know.
- 37:43Speaker 2: A macaron cheese deep fried macaron and cheese ball.
- 37:51Speaker 3: Extra cheese. And then they bring you off the silent
- 37:54Speaker 3: little Marinara sauce that you.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Did it that really?
- 37:56Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a lot that back. Yet it sounds
- 38:02Speaker 1: like bad round another sound we all getting old? Did
- 38:05Speaker 1: you take your beat now today before you eat that
- 38:08Speaker 1: cheese because you know you tolerate.
- 38:13Speaker 2: That's another think about getting old. You know.
- 38:16Speaker 1: In order for me to enjoy dairy, I gotta keep
- 38:18Speaker 1: lack Ta pills in.
- 38:19Speaker 3: The call and I.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Julati, you don't want a little soft sea, but I
- 38:26Speaker 2: gotta keep.
- 38:27Speaker 3: That July don't really mess with my stomach.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Because the flavor it's Jai.
- 38:33Speaker 3: But maybe that's soft.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Yeah. I get to do soft yeah, But I keep
- 38:38Speaker 1: black tape pills in my car for everything.
- 38:44Speaker 3: That don't really bother my stomach too much, but ice
- 38:46Speaker 3: cream in general, and I don't have any time. That
- 38:51Speaker 3: milkshake come back to damn Chick fil A last summer.
- 38:55Speaker 1: I never tried it.
- 38:56Speaker 3: It's of the devil I just had.
- 38:58Speaker 2: We just had recently, just said, and the little new
- 39:01Speaker 2: little joint that they had, they know.
- 39:03Speaker 3: Got to the banana pudding, no shake back. I don't
- 39:05Speaker 3: know what happened that it was good and I would drinking,
- 39:08Speaker 3: and few minutes later my stomach be like, go ahead,
- 39:10Speaker 3: just get a cigarette, and go say, Sean, just gonna
- 39:14Speaker 3: get a cigarette.
- 39:15Speaker 1: I gotta take two of them. I have to literally
- 39:16Speaker 1: take two lack tape pills before I can eat ice creams.
- 39:19Speaker 3: I need to start crying in my purse because I'll
- 39:20Speaker 3: be knowing better.
- 39:21Speaker 1: I don't know at that age.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Why would you come in this place in each Montabella
- 39:25Speaker 3: sticks and then turn around and get possible with creamy
- 39:27Speaker 3: sauce on it?
- 39:29Speaker 1: So you wanted to stay home?
- 39:31Speaker 3: Wanted to And I tell you I was in the
- 39:32Speaker 3: call like stomach all got through and I don't know
- 39:40Speaker 3: everything now all this is my stomach. Yeah, not in
- 39:45Speaker 3: a good way, not in a good way.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Tell me the exact moment you realized you were starting
- 39:51Speaker 1: to get old, excluding back pain, I started asking who
- 39:55Speaker 1: was parked in front of our house? Yep, because why
- 39:57Speaker 1: they are in my parking space? Y'all?
- 39:58Speaker 3: Yo? I do and in the head and I still
- 40:01Speaker 3: do because right you're in front of my door.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Testing your neighbors.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Who up heyt.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Company, Hayless Bonnie, you know who parked it from my house?
- 40:08Speaker 1: But the neighbor neighbor on the other side, who knows
- 40:10Speaker 1: who does nothing but washing street because they retired and
- 40:12Speaker 1: they be at the house in the window. Hamlets Shan,
- 40:15Speaker 1: you know who parked it from my house? Oh baby,
- 40:19Speaker 1: hold on, let me, let me, let me, let me,
- 40:21Speaker 1: let me call my friend down the street. I asked,
- 40:24Speaker 1: you need one person to the boom the street on
- 40:25Speaker 1: the top of the street. They had, that's that's neighborhood.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Why somebody kept talking in front of my door and
- 40:29Speaker 3: I'm like, who, who? Who is that? It was my
- 40:32Speaker 3: next door neighbor. I said, now, why are you talking
- 40:33Speaker 3: in front of my door? You hold you got a
- 40:34Speaker 3: whole parking space in front of your door. Why are
- 40:37Speaker 3: you in front of my door? I don't understand what's pushing?
- 40:41Speaker 3: Why are you in front of my door raiding? It's
- 40:44Speaker 3: a get the fun from in front of my door.
- 40:46Speaker 3: You got a whole parking space, but you keep talking
- 40:48Speaker 3: in front of my house. I don't care if I
- 40:49Speaker 3: don't talk there. What if I have a company? You
- 40:52Speaker 3: got to park we live on in Yes, that mean
- 40:56Speaker 3: we got a whole extra parking space. So why are
- 40:58Speaker 3: you in front of my Hey?
- 41:01Speaker 1: Brother? But like yo, but it ain't nobody in her back.
- 41:06Speaker 4: Ain't nobody been parking in front of that door for
- 41:07Speaker 4: like three months of young got company?
- 41:09Speaker 3: Bitch tonight might be or not?
- 41:15Speaker 1: I didn't know. Battery operated friends need next one. Tell
- 41:21Speaker 1: me the exact moment you realized you were starting to
- 41:23Speaker 1: get old, excluding back pain. When I didn't care about
- 41:27Speaker 1: drinking anymore. The hangover is not worth it, and water
- 41:30Speaker 1: it's life.
- 41:33Speaker 3: I can't mix stuff. I can't do nothing. Listen, three
- 41:37Speaker 3: to four business days. Who the fuck you? I can't
- 41:41Speaker 3: mix liquor used to I got away with my birthday.
- 41:45Speaker 3: I can't drink my birthday. I wasn't. No, I wasn't.
- 41:52Speaker 3: I was worried about you.
- 41:53Speaker 1: But you did be coming back with.
- 41:54Speaker 3: The cup in my hand to liquid IV in it.
- 41:57Speaker 1: But you were also at home.
- 41:59Speaker 3: That's true.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Out somewhere I was.
- 42:02Speaker 3: I was like, I came and I was mixing thing like,
- 42:05Speaker 3: all right, go ahead, I'm good.
- 42:06Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I'm at the age way I sip.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I can do, give me my Jamis and the ginger
- 42:12Speaker 1: ginger beer preferably. I sit all night. I'm fine sipping,
- 42:16Speaker 1: but I can't. I don't mix. I stick with jamison
- 42:19Speaker 1: or ginger. I don't. I don't see.
- 42:22Speaker 3: What's my fault rating that nigga, I understand.
- 42:27Speaker 1: I give it. I give it like a six. I mean,
- 42:29Speaker 1: this isn't diabolical yet. Tell me the exactly one that
- 42:33Speaker 1: you realized that you were starting to get old. I
- 42:36Speaker 1: started bird watching and gardening just out of the blue
- 42:43Speaker 1: bird though.
- 42:45Speaker 3: What's that? Is that a red foot the movie?
- 42:49Speaker 1: That's a sparrow?
- 42:50Speaker 2: I don't know, Hey, honey, I don't know. We had
- 42:52Speaker 2: them in this area.
- 42:56Speaker 1: That's a robbin.
- 42:57Speaker 3: No white bullshitting yesterday, I lord, but eagle day is distinate?
- 43:09Speaker 1: You mean, yeah, they are distinct.
- 43:16Speaker 3: You see that white head.
- 43:16Speaker 2: That's what makes them different.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Ball eagles. What hobbies have y'all have y'all found yourselves
- 43:23Speaker 1: interested in as you've gotten as we approach middle age.
- 43:27Speaker 2: Writing, I just started like doing, like writing fan fiction.
- 43:31Speaker 3: I always been a reader, so that's not nothing new. Uh.
- 43:36Speaker 2: I started playing Dungeons and Dragons online.
- 43:38Speaker 3: Probably watching crime TV. That's very relaxing. I mean, damn
- 43:47Speaker 3: you to figure out most of the crime by the
- 43:48Speaker 3: time I'm like, I know who did it.
- 43:50Speaker 1: I can't get a true crime too much.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Everything was good until it was.
- 43:58Speaker 2: But yeah, y'all, y'all niggas got me watching stories and
- 44:03Speaker 2: ship Yeah, we at the age to Beyond the Gates.
- 44:08Speaker 2: If y'all not watching Beyond the Gates.
- 44:09Speaker 1: On CBS, please do paramount plus Paramount plus paramount plus
- 44:13Speaker 1: you can watch the episode thirty six minutes because no commercial,
- 44:16Speaker 1: no commercialmmercials. Yeah, I was wondering that ship. I was like,
- 44:19Speaker 1: what the fuck because literally means and let's talk about
- 44:24Speaker 1: beyond the gates. I fell behind again. But I'm only
- 44:26Speaker 1: three episodes up behind, including yesterday's episode, so I'm catching.
- 44:30Speaker 3: Bill and Leslie and Ashley and Andre and the crazy
- 44:42Speaker 3: bitch chose to date.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Okay, that's not that's like your spoilers. We're watching soap operas.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Now, keep upset my spirit list.
- 44:50Speaker 1: We support look, we support black TV over So if
- 44:54Speaker 1: you want a show with black folk that is not
- 44:57Speaker 1: a Tyler Perry production, yeah, love and hip hop, you
- 45:01Speaker 1: don't person to watch that sys full basketball. I don't
- 45:03Speaker 1: watch it even be on the Gates with CBS two
- 45:06Speaker 1: pm during weekdays East Coast time. I don't know what
- 45:08Speaker 1: what's happening on the West coast.
- 45:10Speaker 4: Or I prefer you watch it on watching on the Man,
- 45:12Speaker 4: Little Paramount pless.
- 45:14Speaker 1: You can binge thirty minutes, thirty six minutes. It's the
- 45:19Speaker 1: way the way Anita slapped it out of Leslie that
- 45:21Speaker 1: when she was.
- 45:21Speaker 3: Like smack that bitch, taste buzz loose. She deserved it.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Oh but one of my hobbies. So I have the
- 45:29Speaker 1: plants at home. I'm sorry, I want to get rid
- 45:32Speaker 1: of a couple of my plants because I'm like, having
- 45:34Speaker 1: twenty nine plants is a bit excessive, is it? Yeah?
- 45:39Speaker 1: It takes me three hours the water memory weekend, right,
- 45:42Speaker 1: I mean granted, watering my plants is literally put them
- 45:45Speaker 1: in the bathtub, running the shower with the holes and
- 45:47Speaker 1: then letting them drink for about five six hours. And
- 45:49Speaker 1: all the time I remember to put them back what
- 45:50Speaker 1: they belong. I mean, that's a little maintenance, but it's
- 45:52Speaker 1: a lot every fucking weekend, all of this stuff. What
- 45:56Speaker 1: other hobby. So that's just I'll get you. I gotta
- 45:58Speaker 1: get you a sun flower so I don't handle No,
- 46:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it. Thank you, block bag so you
- 46:06Speaker 1: can put in your window. I don't know. You don't
- 46:08Speaker 1: have slates for any are the co hosts under the
- 46:12Speaker 1: We got heard the jingling chases around But no, thank you,
- 46:15Speaker 1: my leg. But I don't have space with any more
- 46:16Speaker 1: plants at my house. I'm trying to downside and get
- 46:18Speaker 1: rid of some plants. But thank you, though indoor gardener.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Good you know what, No, ain't going to where brutus
- 46:27Speaker 1: is my ten host?
- 46:29Speaker 3: Yeah, Chase, who's that naked more rap? Say you ground.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Faking so brutus? Is my eleven foot fiddlely fig that
- 46:43Speaker 1: sits right by my front door? Yeah? Yeah, I got
- 46:46Speaker 1: a big one. That's what he was lying. How to
- 46:56Speaker 1: funk with? You know?
- 46:59Speaker 3: I had flash bags from what?
- 47:01Speaker 1: How the funk? Would you know?
- 47:02Speaker 3: We had an extra belly bait?
- 47:13Speaker 1: She wouldn't know. Shut the joke what she turned me gay?
- 47:20Speaker 1: Remember I did tell me the exactly he was starting.
- 47:25Speaker 3: He was talking about this kind of ship. Damy, you
- 47:34Speaker 3: flashed me since I ain't never flashed you, right o, ship?
- 47:37Speaker 2: I was like showing your she was Oh.
- 47:42Speaker 1: She was fine. I was like, taking I ain't seen
- 47:45Speaker 1: one of them in a while.
- 47:46Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I'm over this bitch dying motherfucking.
- 47:50Speaker 2: This.
- 47:51Speaker 1: How you know we're befriended? He was in the age
- 47:54Speaker 1: and we're pushing forty. She done flashed. I haven't seen titties.
- 47:57Speaker 1: I haven't seen the coolchie. She's like, oh, you're fine, ship.
- 47:59Speaker 3: I'm I flashed people a lot and.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Wiggs on door numbs. Tell me the exactly one that
- 48:07Speaker 1: you realized you were starting to get old, Ecuao. Now
- 48:11Speaker 1: it is on the show when I started buying shoes
- 48:15Speaker 1: and thoroughly read the reviews before before purchasing. For conflict
- 48:20Speaker 1: versus cuteness. M yeah, I can see that. What I
- 48:26Speaker 1: mean sneaker sneak, Okay, yeah, Jordan's I love Jordan's, but
- 48:29Speaker 1: Jordan's are not the most comfortable shoes to wear long
- 48:32Speaker 1: term all day. But you know now I love I'm
- 48:37Speaker 1: a fan of air Maxies. I could wear air Maxes
- 48:39Speaker 1: because I got I got big feet, So again them
- 48:43Speaker 1: nigga wouldn't but big feet.
- 48:46Speaker 2: So air Maxies one.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Seventies.
- 48:51Speaker 2: If this is a clip y'all, I can get the
- 48:52Speaker 2: context and hopefully ILL post the order so I can
- 48:54Speaker 2: catch it. But it's the fact that both y'all haveitude concepts.
- 48:58Speaker 1: We are.
- 49:01Speaker 2: I'm not paying the niggas no mind. So because you
- 49:05Speaker 2: said I got a big feet, you wouldn't even know.
- 49:07Speaker 2: And then she did, she come and talk about something
- 49:10Speaker 2: completely different. It goes right with it. This is what
- 49:15Speaker 2: this is what almost thirty year friendship looks.
- 49:19Speaker 3: Each other.
- 49:19Speaker 2: In mind.
- 49:20Speaker 1: We just talked about two separate things that kind of
- 49:21Speaker 1: worked together, but it's totally unrelated.
- 49:24Speaker 2: You got me on the side, like confused, was just
- 49:26Speaker 2: hitting over. Just hear everything all together. It sounds like
- 49:28Speaker 2: y'all talking about each other. Yos like like I said,
- 49:32Speaker 2: like I said, they would know, and she come in
- 49:35Speaker 2: like I mean, yeah, is coming?
- 49:50Speaker 1: Oh no wait, that's that's probably the National Guard trying
- 49:52Speaker 1: to break in Shawna's house.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Don't come in here, bitch. I'm like, what do y'all want?
- 49:55Speaker 3: You want something? Wes Moore said, Now, bitch, yo, are
- 50:01Speaker 3: you seeing that clip where he was like, yo, keep
- 50:03Speaker 3: our name.
- 50:07Speaker 2: Did y'all see the interview he did with the black
- 50:10Speaker 2: the black reporter on Fox News and the guy was like,
- 50:12Speaker 2: but we're killing each other man, you know, black on black,
- 50:15Speaker 2: you know we killing each other. He he hit that
- 50:17Speaker 2: dude with.
- 50:20Speaker 1: M h. That was a strong pause before he actually responded.
- 50:26Speaker 3: That was the.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Look look, Governor, Wes Moore shout out, you know you all,
- 50:32Speaker 1: governorent we live in Maryland. So if you need an
- 50:34Speaker 1: anchor translator like like key and Peel, holler at me
- 50:37Speaker 1: because I can say you can't say it because you
- 50:39Speaker 1: we want you to be president one day, but no,
- 50:44Speaker 1: Sean and his wife will kill you first. First, lady more,
- 50:51Speaker 1: we love you too. I don't want no smoke. I
- 50:54Speaker 1: don't want I don't want no smoke.
- 50:57Speaker 2: That nigga, that niggas whole gangstay or let's say, and
- 51:00Speaker 2: called his name like, bitch, what you gon.
- 51:05Speaker 1: I heard?
- 51:05Speaker 2: Now, when Don Fife come down and come looking for
- 51:07Speaker 2: your ass, that's don't playout. He got a black wife, sure,
- 51:12Speaker 2: I'm talking about He called you, He called, he called,
- 51:14Speaker 2: he called dumped by his name like, yo.
- 51:16Speaker 1: You said you talking? He said, keep maryling out your mouth, bitch.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Well he didn't say that, but that's the gist of
- 51:22Speaker 1: way what he said, nigga. That's what I read from that.
- 51:25Speaker 1: That's that's what I read from it too.
- 51:26Speaker 3: That's what I took from it.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Now, that's what I heard, Like, we don't know what
- 51:31Speaker 2: the fuck I got on up there in Virginia, Bitch.
- 51:33Speaker 1: The cookouts are going to be stupendous. Moving only tell
- 51:38Speaker 1: me the exact moment you realized you were starting to
- 51:41Speaker 1: get old. When I realized nineties rock is now considered
- 51:44Speaker 1: to be classic rock.
- 51:47Speaker 3: Rock and roll.
- 51:48Speaker 2: Yeah, one on four point seven, they.
- 51:52Speaker 1: Started, not mixed one on six point five. If you're
- 51:57Speaker 1: shot up to Baltimore, or they got rid of hot
- 51:59Speaker 1: Hot ninety nine point one. W h Yeah, that was
- 52:03Speaker 1: a rock station in Baltimore back in the day. They're
- 52:04Speaker 1: gone now that the Spanish station. Now okay, m hm
- 52:10Speaker 1: did that remember V one O three before before freight
- 52:14Speaker 1: Ski went to Atlanta, he was he was one first.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Yeah, we had him for bath playing house music.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Rating. Okay, they's no rating because they were't pententition telling
- 52:30Speaker 1: me the exact moment you realized you were starting to
- 52:31Speaker 1: get old, excluding back pain. When I passed my bathroom,
- 52:35Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and use it just in case, so
- 52:37Speaker 1: I don't have to get up again.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Smart to walk past. Let me back on up and
- 52:44Speaker 3: going in so I can sit down and getting I'm
- 52:46Speaker 3: doing to myself what I used to do to my
- 52:48Speaker 3: son all the time back in the day, which was
- 52:50Speaker 3: you spare it from before you leave, y'all. Have I
- 52:55Speaker 3: definitely do that, nothing worse than get in the car.
- 52:57Speaker 3: You really gotta go, and you know where near.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Down the street from the I was like, damn, I
- 53:00Speaker 1: got a fucking pe And decisions have to be made,
- 53:04Speaker 1: not always be especially leaving leave work in the evening
- 53:07Speaker 1: if I'm not going home, Yeah, let me stop in
- 53:09Speaker 1: his bathroom.
- 53:10Speaker 4: I fucked up. I fucked up this. I fucked up yesterday.
- 53:13Speaker 4: I ain't even go to the trail. I ain't go
- 53:15Speaker 4: to the bathroom before I left work. And then I'm like,
- 53:17Speaker 4: I'm running like I'm on the fall kid, Like you
- 53:19Speaker 4: want to like the door for me, please, because because.
- 53:24Speaker 3: Nobody being home, and you got to unlock the screen
- 53:26Speaker 3: door and then the inside door and then you drop.
- 53:29Speaker 3: Then you drop your mother.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Not running like not running like Mama Vett, but scared
- 53:37Speaker 1: outside your bitch. Shout out to Mama vet if you
- 53:42Speaker 1: know you now you're sitting there like this, damn you
- 53:46Speaker 1: don't have any much to see. This is good. I
- 53:47Speaker 1: plan this on purpose. Sneakerheads. Today is the day that
- 53:53Speaker 1: were recording. It's not coming until September, but sneakerheads, if
- 53:55Speaker 1: you know we're recording to day to shadded backboard ones dropped.
- 54:00Speaker 1: They don't have him in my size, which I'm mad
- 54:02Speaker 1: because I wanted to shoes but they don't have my size,
- 54:05Speaker 1: So I'm it's bittersweet because I wanted them, but I'm
- 54:08Speaker 1: also happy that I didn't get him because I didn't
- 54:10Speaker 1: need to. I didn't want to pay for more Jordan's.
- 54:11Speaker 1: So moving back on or back to top of your hand. Okay,
- 54:19Speaker 1: tell me the exact moment you realized you were starting
- 54:21Speaker 1: to get old, excluding back pain, when the NBA players
- 54:24Speaker 1: I grew up with started retiring. Now the drafts are
- 54:27Speaker 1: younger than my son. Yeah, true ship.
- 54:31Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's how I feel about Russell.
- 54:32Speaker 2: I feel about the wrestlers too.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Like damn, damn, I didn't even name no wrestlers.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, because all of them knew they are.
- 54:42Speaker 1: They all younger than.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Using such a woman's champion, I said, who, I don't
- 54:47Speaker 3: know them? People like, wait a.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Minute, is I'm always started about I'm still playing?
- 54:51Speaker 1: What do you starting? Yeah?
- 54:59Speaker 2: Stop, I think that's not you think it is.
- 55:04Speaker 1: This is that ship, that's that's oh, that's it was
- 55:10Speaker 1: trippiest this ship. To see Lebron playing the game with
- 55:14Speaker 1: his son.
- 55:15Speaker 4: Yeah, say, that's how you know you old when you
- 55:17Speaker 4: see when you see the basketball players that you grew
- 55:20Speaker 4: up with dead kids is playing nigga.
- 55:22Speaker 2: I remember when Lebron got drafted and they had the
- 55:24Speaker 2: biggest suits on in them photos.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Remember that, But was it their first championships? It was
- 55:37Speaker 1: it was Kobe, it was Carmelo, it was.
- 55:40Speaker 3: Lebron.
- 55:41Speaker 1: James and they had on the over of course, the
- 55:43Speaker 1: style back in the day was the oversize suits man
- 55:46Speaker 1: and that he's playing well. His son got got new
- 55:49Speaker 1: to the G League, didn't he? Yeah, so the season
- 55:54Speaker 1: he played for the Lakers with his dad, it was Broun,
- 55:56Speaker 1: lebron and Bronnie. I said, this is wold ship wabe.
- 56:01Speaker 1: But anyway, tell me the exact moment you realize you
- 56:05Speaker 1: were starting to get old. Excluding back pain, I went
- 56:08Speaker 1: to a pilates class. I looked around and every single
- 56:11Speaker 1: person was in their twenties. I'm almost fifty. I've been
- 56:15Speaker 1: doing plateis since I was in my twenties. Now I'm
- 56:17Speaker 1: the old woman in the class.
- 56:18Speaker 2: What the fuck happened?
- 56:20Speaker 1: Wait?
- 56:20Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Charley hold on, Chirley hold on, Well, Brenda,
- 56:26Speaker 5: that's what happens, Anne, right like, but I'm saying, but
- 56:30Speaker 5: that don't that don't necessarily that's not a signal that
- 56:32Speaker 5: you're getting that you're getting old.
- 56:33Speaker 2: I mean, that's just yourself. You just love you having
- 56:40Speaker 2: me that much, baby, that you put that you put
- 56:42Speaker 2: like into it.
- 56:47Speaker 1: I've kind of noticed this hanging out with my friend Chass,
- 56:49Speaker 1: who I went out for his birthday A couple a
- 56:51Speaker 1: couple of days ago. Now my drum. I'm literally only
- 56:54Speaker 1: like two maybe two and a half years older than Chance,
- 56:57Speaker 1: so it's not like it's a huge age gap. But
- 56:59Speaker 1: I was hanging out and we were at dinner with
- 57:00Speaker 1: a lot of his friends, and I was like, damn man, Chances. Yeah,
- 57:05Speaker 1: but I was like, damn, I'm the old bitch in
- 57:07Speaker 1: the group.
- 57:08Speaker 3: You then old bitch in the group?
- 57:10Speaker 1: About it?
- 57:12Speaker 3: That's how you feeling. Women, I'm with my little cousins,
- 57:14Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Not me being the old nigga in the group.
- 57:18Speaker 3: It's a babysit, y'all bitches. Oh man.
- 57:20Speaker 1: So now I know how my cousins feel because my
- 57:22Speaker 1: cousins again are what six to twenty years older than me,
- 57:25Speaker 1: So when I go out with them a few times,
- 57:26Speaker 1: it does happen. I'm literally, at thirty eight, the youngest
- 57:29Speaker 1: person in the group with all the cousins. Yeah, so
- 57:33Speaker 1: it's like, oh damn, now I know how they feel
- 57:36Speaker 1: hanging out with me.
- 57:38Speaker 3: Hang out with my older cousins, I'm the younger ones.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Well, on my dad's side, I'm firmly in
- 57:43Speaker 1: like the middle, But on my mom's side, i'm literally
- 57:45Speaker 1: number nineteen of twenty. So yeah, I am I counted rating.
- 57:51Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah, that's like eight. Because it's true,
- 57:54Speaker 1: like we don't have many diabolical responses this one, but
- 57:57Speaker 1: I mean, I guess maybe this was This one wasn't
- 57:59Speaker 1: made me dieticle. It's just jarring itself because we are
- 58:01Speaker 1: getting old.
- 58:03Speaker 2: Yep, I just just further from further, like you know,
- 58:07Speaker 2: further firms the inevitable.
- 58:09Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean we do.
- 58:11Speaker 2: We do sit there and like yo, when we was younger,
- 58:13Speaker 2: ship was not like this, y'all niggas soft.
- 58:16Speaker 1: Don't start tell me the exact moment you realized you
- 58:19Speaker 1: were starting to get old. Excluding back pain, I stopped getting.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Carted offended, or they look at your ID to look.
- 58:27Speaker 1: For the nineteen in front of your birth year, they
- 58:31Speaker 1: just do, oh yeah, you.
- 58:33Speaker 3: Didn't look nineteen.
- 58:34Speaker 1: You find Ask you what it was you born?
- 58:39Speaker 3: You say nineteen cat able to extra shot. OK.
- 58:44Speaker 1: One, you fine? And you.
- 58:48Speaker 3: You don't see this ID in man, need see what you're.
- 58:53Speaker 2: Not carding that you know that that that great hand
- 58:56Speaker 2: says and that great head says it.
- 58:58Speaker 3: Can I see your manager.
- 59:01Speaker 1: She's supposed to call everybody. She didn't carve me and
- 59:03Speaker 1: I feel the sape away about this. So you gonna,
- 59:08Speaker 1: I mean, granted to.
- 59:10Speaker 3: How your mom seventeen sitting and play.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Was, You're gonna take this motherfucking I d like bullshit
- 59:18Speaker 2: And granted, she's supposed to do her job, but you mad.
- 59:21Speaker 1: She's mad.
- 59:22Speaker 2: You're just mad, so you gonna try. So you're gonna
- 59:23Speaker 2: try to take her job. That's crazy.
- 59:26Speaker 3: Didn't take call the man. But maybe she needs to
- 59:28Speaker 3: get written up and learn her lessons over telling the truth.
- 59:43Speaker 1: Ship your mama. I got a semi related one, and
- 59:48Speaker 1: it's kind of I'm sure most of us have noticed
- 59:50Speaker 1: this when we follow a lot of these but we
- 59:52Speaker 1: see a lot of these attractive people on like TikTok
- 59:54Speaker 1: and stuff on Instagram, people who are like contract curators,
- 59:57Speaker 1: and you realize that they were born like nineteen ninety eight,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: and I'm like, my nigga, I was in middle school
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: when you were born. You see somebody who's find theirselfing
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: on TikTok and say, what year were you born? In
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: two thousand and one? Go ahell, sorry, my nigga, when
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: you was when you entered school? I was eighteen stomping
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: in the club. My son was born six years later.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: My nigga, I was wearing I was wearing button up
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: with cufflings and some glasses in the club in two
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: thousand and seven.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Were dressed like he was.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: In elementary school.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: We were shopping. You was a date, fucking wet feel,
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: fucking wet ceiling dots, going to the club like he
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: had job interviews with blazers and.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: All the dress codes. This is the last and deep
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: as air Force ones when they were hot the first
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: time the two per tell me the exact moment you
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: realized you were starting to get old, excluding back pain.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: When one of my coworkers asked if for Justin Temperlake
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: song played that was playing in the office came out
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: in the seventies, Like what.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: A reporter, y'all, don't be so quick? Why I was
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: thinking about quick queen like bitches as Justin in the sunshine.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: About it's an American bands staying when you were younger,
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: first off.
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: Beach bitch, Yeah, yeah, you're done, You're going to You're
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: going to human resources. I am offended.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: You guys think, wait a minute, did they play the
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: song on the American Bandstay? Yes, the American bands take
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: off TV wasn't the nineties.
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: It's like mex my mother back in he sung It's
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: no way.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: American band Stand was on TV. I think it's we're
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: gonna go into that because again, a lot of this
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: ship predates us. We were born in the mid eighties,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: not the mid seventies.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: That part.
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: I mean right away, if you were born in two thousand,
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: my nigga, you are allowed.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: When Soul Train was on.
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: TV, so it just was a different host.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: I think it was.
- 1:02:32Speaker 6: Yeah, Jesus, he was on the jiggle Jesus, that's how
- 1:02:42Speaker 6: that's not the song that goes with Tomorrow the Cross.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: I said, maybe that thing sure like a pumping, Well,
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: what are you doing?
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Sorry, if you.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: See you can't y'all can't crack your to this because
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: y'all were alive when your mom more was pumping for
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: life on Soul Training to a.
- 1:03:06Speaker 7: Song that did not require pumping was not necessary, but
- 1:03:11Speaker 7: it was probably in his contract.
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: Content.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: He might have worked that in. Mister Moore, I need you,
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: we need you to do that because we want more
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: ladies to watch, so you know, we need we need that.
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: What a time? What a time?
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: The time was that?
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: And that wraps up the question of the week.
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: Go to her. Mm hmm.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: Is this we were you know, we were in the
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: era of the Dad's movies. You got served that.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Nigga said yo, I said, he said yo. They said
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: them niggas was selling drugs today.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: They was doing it for little That's what I remember.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: Saved the last dance less the Little Satan. No step up.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: And then step up at like eighty two, like eighty two,
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: like spin off, spin off movies.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: So they bring it on, but most of them went
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: straight to video after, like the second one, Yeah, second one,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: so long was in the second one wasn't.
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: Yeah, but I thought she was in the third one.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Oh, it might have been third one.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: Black was in the second. No, they was in the first.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Black was in the first one?
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: Is the first one, that's right.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Gabriel June was twenty nine playing We Love Gabby. She
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: does interviews the I'm talking about some Yeah, I was
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: like thirty playing a sixteen year old. She said, when
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: the kids believe I go to the bar with their parents,
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: it's about they're not our auntie. They are big sisters.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Tracy Hills, Ross, Regina Hall, Regina King, Garyelle Union. They
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: are are big sisters and our big cousins because they
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: are auntieased.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: I was with him to say, Gabby, I'm not a fan.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Really yeah, she though.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: I love you, you know, I love me some.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: You know I love me Tracy do.
- 1:05:31Speaker 4: I love both for ginas they was our aunties, while
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: Jennifer Lewds was our mama.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: That's they are Auntie and Loretta the van. I love
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: me some, Loretta, she always says, trying to catch your breath,
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: and oh oh, and the other and the other black
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: ladies love me always. I adore her.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: I can't remember her name, scrubs.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: She said, what she's like? She said, what she don't
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: catch your breath? How she said? And now.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: Oh good, oh good?
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: Really if your father wasn't okay, I sent your black ass.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: I love you song, brother divine. That is my girl.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: This is my son Sherman, and he is one of
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: the games I love.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: I love dirty laundry so much. Oh not my family,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Oh not my family.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Fucking ant letters, boy.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: I would love to meet her. Jennifer, you even happy
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: to see this?
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Questions from pokerphone.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: We're gonna do a little bit of both.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: Chat here we go, y'all.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Hell right before we get started. If you have any questions, comments, commentary,
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- 1:07:00Speaker 3: or just some ship you want to get off your
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: chest because you just want somebody to hear you reach
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- 1:07:30Speaker 2: Yeah, because he don't want to be on camera, he said,
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: I don't want to be boy.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Frames.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: We are wine and audacity uh on on what is
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: on YouTube and Facebook? We are yeah, and you're saying
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: what he said. We are wind up hard underscore on
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: on the tickety time, on I G and on X
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: call it my name Twitter, but we're supposed to respect
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: names around here.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: And we are wonder part on. Oh I'm sorry I
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: left somebody off. We are wonder underscoring threads Yeah, we
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: have a threads count now forgot and we are wonder
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: pard on Blue shy because they wouldn't let us use
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- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Clips on all of those sites, all of them, three
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: times a day, all of them every day.
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: Sham, call me in on them, repost them, say some stuff.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: Your commentary has been really really funny on fucking tiktoc
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- 1:08:38Speaker 3: something funny. AnyWho, Yeah, let us know if you want
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: to be anonymous, if you want to use a pseudonym
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: or vice versa, or if you just want to use
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: your real name, because in the words Upschrade, Whitfield Circle,
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Atlanta a long long, long, long, long, long, long,
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: long long time ago. Who's gonna check you? Boo? Mmm,
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: I'm gonna get started.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: You say. In a minute.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: I'm going to start on this new thread that I
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: came across a few weeks back, and I've been sharing
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: some of her stuff before I get into like question questions.
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: And her name is miss Parker for real or i
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: g miss Underscore Parker for real. She is absolutely hilarious.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: The stuff that she is posting has been diabolical, and
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: I feel like I need to share with y'all, but
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: I was gonna shout her out first. So Hey, miss
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: Parker okay. So she posted something the other day and
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: I thought, I cheered with everybody else because it's a
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: follow up to it already, try to follow up, kay.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: I've been dating this guy for about six months. Meeting
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: him brought me back to life. We do everything like
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: a couple, from shopping to set date nights. We love
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: spending time together. His intentions. He's intentional with me. I'm sorry,
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: he's intentional with me. We are not in a relationship,
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: and he often reminds me of that, but he treats
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: me like we're a couple. We've even went on vacation together.
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: I've met his cousins, his aunts, and his sons. He
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: never introduced me to his mom. I became close to
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: one of his cousins and she told me that he
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: would introduce me to her within time. Six months is
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: enough time for introduction. So one day, while on FaceTime,
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: he was leaving his mom's house. As he was leaving,
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: I saw her address. So some time, in deep contemplation,
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: I decided to go buy. One afternoon, I took flowers
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: to her and I learned that his mother has dementia.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: For two months, I went to her house and I
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: cooked for her. I made sure she was clean and
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: would get little things that she asked for. One day,
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: he caught me coming out of her house. It all
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: help broke blues. I asked him, how did you not
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: notice that she had food, fresh flowers, and that the
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: house was clean. She has an aid, but the aid
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: is not doing all that I did. He was extremely
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: angry and put on the show. I never saw that
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: side of him. He went no contact with me for
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: two months. I would have met her. I'm sorry, I
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: don't understand why he's made because eventually I would have
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: met her, and I've been taking care of her. Finally,
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: we spoke and he wanted an explanation as to what
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: my intentions were. I explained myself, and he's still angry.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: He said he does not want to be with me.
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: I felt that this was his fault because he treated
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: me like we were in a relationship, even after I
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: explained my past relationship trauma. I literally thought, but we
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: were in a relationship and I couldn't move the way
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: that I did. How do I get him back? You're not.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: You're not gonna You're not gonna get him back? He
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: alady made he always made intentions clear.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: I feel like we're in a relationship, but we kind
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: of not, and he keeps reminding me that we not.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: So I stalked the background of one of his images
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: and went to his mother's household he never introduced me to,
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: but she has dementia and I've been doing the work
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: of his aide for free, essentially to getting his good graces.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: But I mean, apparently he didn't know that I was
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: stopping by. Apparently his mother didn't either, because she kept forgetting.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: So you know, how can I get him back? You dumb?
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. Yo.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: You all here, You all here, You let that nigga
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: in that temple, You let that nigga have you're doing
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: doing relationships ship, But then he keep telling you, He
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: keep telling you, hey, bitch, Hey, don't forget bitch.
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: Would y'all like to hear the update? Sure? Sure, date,
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: he has threatened to press charges because she keeps going
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: to his mother's house, his job and popping up on him.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: Her response to the comments, you bitches have never been
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: in love and he made me feel like we are together. Yeah,
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: she's crazy. Mm hmm, she's crazy. Mm hmm.
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: Listen ahead, dizzy bitch, lead that man alone, lead that
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: man mother alone, before you find yourself by.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: Your They won't let you out that nigga gonna put
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: you in the pine box. You don't play.
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: You don't play with that man. Mother.
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: I don't want people.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: I don't want no sex. That damn good. I'm sorry
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: you got anything.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: It's no, it's not it's not just it's not crazy.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: It's it's she delusional because it's like, yo, he told
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: you that you are not that.
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: Y'all not this. He made me feel like we're together.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna see his mother. But he told you,
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: dizzy bitch, listen to what people tell.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: You, not what they do.
- 1:14:11Speaker 3: Watch people. Listen to what people verbally say to you
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: versus their actions. Okay, because a lot of the men
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: out here will tell you they don't want to be
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: in relationships, but they still expect girlfriend like thanks from
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: you were together being together. Yeah, it sounds like love
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: and hip hop.
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: You you going off for your going off of your
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: own personal feelings. Baby, you you had just you built
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: this relationship in your head. He just he keep telling
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: you that y'all not together.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you're stupid and next question.
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: Don't tell me that like, don't say that, like, bitch,
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: that's not your.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Boyfriend made that level of delusion never found me on
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: either end, since we're already on.
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: So ma'am, before you end up in jail, get the therapist.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: That swallow bleach, bitch and go ahead. Okay, that's that's
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: that's that's that.
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: That was one more about a boozy boh trying to
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: get a bleach on the rocks, specifically chloride. Don't give
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: me a cheap ship all, next one, this.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: Is the one to gain it. She must have tied
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: to come in.
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: She wants snow, she want that snug special.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: She went the Maxies clean.
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: What a sh wild blanket?
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: Wow wow, like so all.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Solid.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: She caught the ring.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: Moving along, you're going to Jesus, but anyway, moving along.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: This is also I have a post from miss Parker
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: for real. I asked him if it was in and
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: he said yes. He moaned the entire five minutes. I
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: felt no. Literally, I turned on the lakes and he
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: came on my thigh. The whole time he was just
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: running between my thighs. That was three months ago. I
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: don't have the heart to tell him he's currently paying
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: my rent, so I can't let him go.
- 1:16:56Speaker 7: Mmkay o stomach hurt mm hmmm that it was fucking
- 1:17:13Speaker 7: me by it's ten thigs.
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: She was laying there, ain't whitney and waiting to etail
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: girl girl, sh.
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: Is it in you? Like and we and you?
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: And where some people like friedage, some peoples off on robbin.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: Ye more than laund that fort. He had the best
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: in his.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: Line, baby like, damn girl, you was wet as ship.
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: That was my sweat now.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: It was.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: Was it good for you?
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: No?
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: Well, I got this rough burning on my damn thighs,
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: a friction burn. Okay, Jesus. We moving on over the
- 1:18:35Speaker 3: brand his favorite thread that was funny, but starting with
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: a new thread that they've been doing called d MS
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: from a Relationship Hell and this one is titled I
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: knew he hated me When I knew he hated me
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: when he lived with me for a full year and
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: never paid a bill. But I asked him to help
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: me out, he would scream and punch holes in the wall.
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: One day I came home to empty, he moved in
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: with another woman and took my two TVs with him.
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: You should have kicked in the doorwave in the four
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: four he moved moved out of her house.
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: You moved them.
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: They moved in with somebody else and took her and
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: took her here.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: You ain't letting a nigga move in, but you.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: Nothing into the household for a four year stupid.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: Sixty sixty six on the leap hear today on Poor
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: Person Management News.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: There you go. He moved in.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: And didn't contribute nothing to the household, and then when
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: you asked him, you start a punch of holes.
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: In the room, which takes your security devisit?
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: You stupid?
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: But you said you came to an empty apartment, but
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: he took your two TVs. So you want me here
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: two TVs in the apartment?
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, maybe she was in the midst of
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: moving to a different pace to get rid of him.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: I don't think it was that was the TV. Nah,
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: it might have just been in one bedroom. So one
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: TV in the bedroom, one TV in the living room.
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: But you dizzy, Yeah, due, this one is wonderful for me.
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: I like this when I'm gonna read this. Lord, I
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: knew he hated me when he tripped my two year
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: old son because he was running around my apartment and
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: making too much noise. When my son cried, he yelled,
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: stopped being a pussy and get up. I clocked him
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: with an iron skillet and knocked him out. Then I
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: put him out. I'm still on probation for that. But
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: ten out ten out of ten use violence again, recommend.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you don't. Don't you don't. Don't you put
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: your hands on my cab.
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: That's what I'm suppose today.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's being forced with force. If you
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: ask me your ship, touch my child, bitch, I touched you.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: You got me fucked up?
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: No fucking wrong with you.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: One more.
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: Chase pays.
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: Moving along. This is also six brown chicks, but it's
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: an actual question. Okay, Okay, here we go. I thought
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: I had a good relationship, but I'm realizing that it
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: was all built on the foundation that lies. I had
- 1:21:23Speaker 3: a baby withit my axe during our relationship, but she
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: forgave me. Now she's lying. It started small.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: I noticed a charge on our account that she couldn't
- 1:21:33Speaker 3: explain or she tell me she was working late, but
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: her office said that she despired weeks ago. Her on
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: my phone told me everything. She has a secret lover
- 1:21:44Speaker 3: I must add, my beautiful black woman is cheating on
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: me with the white girl from her old job. I
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: read the text from the coworker talking about nibbling on
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: your juicy lips and tasting your sweet chocolate in the
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: middle of the day. The absolute rage and shame. I
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: feel my soon to be ex drained out joint savings
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: account and took out credit cards in my name. I
- 1:22:05Speaker 3: didn't even know about. She's doing cocaine. We're now drowning
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: in chether that she created. This wasn't a one time mistake.
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: It's a whole second lefe that she's been living for months.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: I feel like a fool. If I leave, I lose
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: all street credibility. I can have a white girl take
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: my woman. That shit won't fly in Memphis. What to do?
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: Sorry to go to hell, that's what you can do. Now.
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's right for getting the credit cards
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: and stuff in your name. No, I'm not saying that.
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: That's fraud and running up that and doing books. Sugar
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: white girl Christina hat Gilera not saying that. But you're
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: getting cheated on. Man, you deserve it. You had a
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: whole baby on her, So I mean you get what
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: you get.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you get what you're getting. You don't get upset.
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: But the cup.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch as nigga anyway, Yeah, what what else you
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: got wrong?
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: To make it right?
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: But right? Make a laugh?
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: I think Ambridge told your girlfriend partner did, and you
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: know what you know?
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: And and you and she probably played. She probably plays golf.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: What's next, sean, Oh? Nothing not to come here, not
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: being a water bender. Given he gave you, she probably
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: give ahead the five fingers to death. You don't want
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: to stay.
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: Stand on six brown jacks, Gonna stay here. My husband
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: in three years discovered that I cheated with his friend.
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: It was a meaningless thing, really, just a bit of
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: fun and attention that I was getting because he's been
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: so emotionally absent for years. He's always working attire. He
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: basically drove me to it. But of course he's playing
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: the wounded victim. Before I finished this, ma'am godell anyway,
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: he said he forgive me, but he's treated me like
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: a prisoner. He demands my phone passwords and wants to
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: track my location. It's a complete invasion of my privacy,
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: Lord privacy. I said that all baby, I said a
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: slow moment he has audacity word to tell me I
- 1:24:44Speaker 3: can't even talk to our friend, but his friend sex
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: was so damn good that I'd be a fool not
- 1:24:50Speaker 3: to go back. My husband says, I'm not remorseful enough.
- 1:24:54Speaker 3: Why should I grovel for something that was ultimately his fault.
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: He's holding this one thing over my head to avoid
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: dealing with his own failures as a husband. Now he's
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: threatening divorce over a lack of transparency, which is just
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: a fancy way of saying he wants to control me.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: How do I make him see that his reaction is
- 1:25:14Speaker 3: the real problem here? How do I get him to
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: move on from this so we could get back to
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: normal without me having to beg for forgiveness for something
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: that felt so good but barely meant anything. Man goes
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: to hell?
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: Felt good today?
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: Now? Do not pay school, Do not collect two hundred dollars.
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: It's the audacity that you're going to say that this
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: man called you not to be able to control your coucie.
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: If he is all of these things, then why I
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: stay married to him? Why not just move on? Why
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: do you still want to be with him? Why do
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: you still want to be married to him? Could it
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: be because he takes care of the household that he
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: probably the only wasn't working, and that's contributed to the
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: household as you work too much. But both get a job, bitch,
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: so he don't have to work eighty hours a week.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: You can't have both. You even want to man up
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: your ass all the time. You can't hear both. It
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: don't work like that. Don't have you can't hit both.
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: You can't, especially if you ain't working at a pie factory.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: Bitch.
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: You ain't slinking a berber, that's right, and his friend
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: ain't or for damn neither because if he was his friend,
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: he was to never hunched on you. So I ain't
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: even one of y'all. Ship you'll probably should be together,
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: you in the frame and let that man go on
- 1:26:47Speaker 3: and give with somebody that's gonna appreciate him.
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: I mean, you trying to control you you cheat it first,
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: I mean, but even if you can't, should he torture
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: you with it? No, if if he said he was
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: going to move past, he should move on, agreed. But
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: at the same time, if you can't deal with his
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: healing process or him being patty yourself for his get back.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: But you're gonna do sis the balls in your court.
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: Anybody forced him to stay going about your business. Let
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: that man be free.
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: But this is about it's his fault. I cheated, girl,
- 1:27:22Speaker 3: because if the tables was turned, you would not be
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: feeling like that. I promise you he would be the
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: worst person in the world.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: True ship, I mean usually that's what I mean. Usually
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: that's what happens.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: To be.
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: Girl, Go down.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Don't do that no more, Ma, But you're gonna do
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: so sounds like that already, ship.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: What it is. All I have is that the last question,
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: Lord Jesus is so far little drop off, be listen.
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