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- 0:00Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number two. Hour two
- 0:07Speaker 1: and talking about horses in hour two. Not the Kentucky Derby, though,
- 0:11Speaker 1: on the Ben Maller Show. Do you find it significant
- 0:14Speaker 1: that the Colts failed the trade Jonathan Taylor made? And
- 0:20Speaker 1: quarterback Daniel Jones, despite making a flurry of trades before
- 0:24Speaker 1: the deadline, which was yesterday. Also, what was Rams GM
- 0:28Speaker 1: Les Snead thinking by standing pat at the trade deadline?
- 0:31Speaker 1: Rams losing their top two receivers. Puka Nakua and Devontae
- 0:36Speaker 1: Adams to injury, yet they did not acquire a wide receiver.
- 0:40Speaker 1: And how do you evaluate the 49ers trade for Colts
- 0:44Speaker 1: wide receiver Keenan Allen? Yes, that Keenan Allen. Yeah, I know,
- 0:50Speaker 1: he's getting old, but the Niners went out and traded
- 0:52Speaker 1: for him. We'll talk about that as well. It's your
- 0:55Speaker 1: second bite of the apple. Here it is, our number two. Well,
- 1:06Speaker 1: it was tailor-made until it wasn't tailor-made. Welcome in the
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- 3:24Speaker 1: Our in-depth team coverage here continues. Yapping about the... NFL
- 3:29Speaker 1: trade deadline. And while there were a gaggle of trades
- 3:34Speaker 1: that happened on the final day before the music stopped,
- 3:39Speaker 1: we go to Indianapolis. For weeks and weeks, the vultures
- 3:44Speaker 1: have been circling over the rotting horse carcass, picking apart
- 3:50Speaker 1: the horse carcass, picking it clean. And they left some
- 3:55Speaker 1: horseshoes around. So Indianapolis held... an NFL-level garage sale. They
- 4:02Speaker 1: sold off their plumbing. They ripped out the copper wiring.
- 4:06Speaker 1: That's gone. However, they refused to part with some expensive furniture.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Huh?
- 4:15Speaker 1: Yes, after firing the general manager, Chris Ballard, they unloaded
- 4:21Speaker 1: Quentin Nelson to Seattle. He's already hurt. DeForest Buckner went
- 4:25Speaker 1: out to the Niners. Keenan Allen... Also went out to
- 4:29Speaker 1: the Niners. And Josh Downs goes to the, he goes
- 4:35Speaker 1: out of town as well to the Chiefs. So the
- 4:38Speaker 1: Colts kept Jonathan Taylor. You see this? Yeah. They kept,
- 4:43Speaker 1: Taylor already announced his goodbyes. He said, that's it. Thank you.
- 4:47Speaker 1: It's an honor to be here. And he was getting ready.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Probably had all his stuff packed up in boxes, ready
- 4:53Speaker 1: to go. Psych. They did the old okey-doke. And the
- 4:58Speaker 1: story is that multiple teams offered a second round pick
- 5:03Speaker 1: for Jonathan Taylor. And he said, no, I want a
- 5:06Speaker 1: first round pick. And the NFL said, phooey, we don't
- 5:11Speaker 1: want to give you a first round pick. Now, they
- 5:14Speaker 1: also held on to Daniel Jones. He's still throwing interceptions
- 5:18Speaker 1: and collecting dust. So the quarterback and the running back
- 5:23Speaker 1: stay in place. That is a good jumping-off point. Let
- 5:27Speaker 1: us discuss. The question, do you find it significant that
- 5:33Speaker 1: the Colts failed to trade their star running back, Jonathan Taylor,
- 5:37Speaker 1: and their suck-bag quarterback, Daniel Jones? So I've got Washington Irving,
- 5:43Speaker 1: Chicken Pot Pie, and Dick Dastardly. And we will combine all.
- 5:51Speaker 1: All of these things together. And we are going to
- 5:54Speaker 1: play an old-fashioned game of whack-a-mole. We're going to play
- 5:58Speaker 1: a game of whack-a-mole. Now, number one. Number one. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 6:07Speaker 1: Number one. All right. I wrote on my scorecard for
- 6:10Speaker 1: the Colts. I wrote down not A, not B, not C,
- 6:14Speaker 1: not D, and not even F. I wrote down U-E
- 6:20Speaker 1: is what I wrote down. Unforced error. This is an
- 6:23Speaker 1: unforced error. Indianapolis, it's like they're trying to be pregnant
- 6:27Speaker 1: and not pregnant at the same time. You can't be both.
- 6:31Speaker 1: You can't be both. They fired the GM, Chris Ballard,
- 6:34Speaker 1: who was a tenured professor. I thought they could not
- 6:38Speaker 1: fire him. I didn't know it was allowed. They finally
- 6:39Speaker 1: got rid of him. A relic of the Jim Ursae era.
- 6:43Speaker 1: But apparently, the ghost of Chris Ballard, the ghost of
- 6:47Speaker 1: the Ballard ball, is still making personnel decisions in Indianapolis.
- 6:52Speaker 1: They hoarded mid-round picks. All of these trades, and they
- 6:56Speaker 1: got a bunch of canned beans, like they're doomsday preppers,
- 7:01Speaker 1: stockpiling canned beans in the war chest. They got two
- 7:05Speaker 1: picks in the fourth round, two in the fifth round,
- 7:08Speaker 1: one third-round pick, and one sixth-round pick. And the Fourth
- 7:13Speaker 1: round and fifth round picks, which is what they mostly got,
- 7:15Speaker 1: and a sixth round pick, those are what's known as
- 7:18Speaker 1: frequent flyer picks. They're flyer picks. Shopping for a diamond
- 7:23Speaker 1: in a rough. You try to find that diamond, the
- 7:27Speaker 1: needle in the haystack, and you look around and say, well,
- 7:31Speaker 1: Minnesota needed a quarterback, and they said, we don't want
- 7:35Speaker 1: your guy. We don't want him. We'd rather have the
- 7:39Speaker 1: other guy. We don't want your guy. Then you have
- 7:41Speaker 1: the curious case of Jonathan Taylor. So the Colts have
- 7:45Speaker 1: held for the last couple of weeks here a liquidation sale. However,
- 7:51Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor is locked, apparently, in the manager's office, not
- 7:56Speaker 1: actually on the floor to be sold. Taylor is 27,
- 8:01Speaker 1: and running backs, as you know from watching the game
- 8:05Speaker 1: of football... And unless you've got some other harebrained idea,
- 8:10Speaker 1: running backs notoriously have very short shelf lives. It's like guacamole.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Once guacamole is exposed to the air, it doesn't last
- 8:18Speaker 1: very long. It turns colors there after it's been out
- 8:22Speaker 1: in the air for a day or so. That's it.
- 8:23Speaker 1: A second round pick plus additional compensation. Well, I don't
- 8:27Speaker 1: love draft picks. In fact, I despise draft picks. That
- 8:30Speaker 1: seemed like a reasonable path. By the time the Colts
- 8:33Speaker 1: are even sniffing relevance... Jonathan Taylor will be past his
- 8:40Speaker 1: athletic prime as a running back, so you'd rather go
- 8:43Speaker 1: down that road. The real indictment isn't even that Indianapolis
- 8:46Speaker 1: kept Jonathan Taylor, though. It's that the Colts have no direction.
- 8:53Speaker 1: No direction. It's Washington Irving's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
- 8:59Speaker 1: The Headless Horseman. Imagine, if you will, a world where...
- 9:05Speaker 1: You're too bad to contend. Even in a suck bag division,
- 9:09Speaker 1: you're too bad to contend. You're too stubborn to completely
- 9:12Speaker 1: blow the thing up. And you're too attached to a
- 9:16Speaker 1: star running back to fully embrace tomorrow. You are stuck
- 9:21Speaker 1: in the twilight zone. That's not football philosophy. That is
- 9:29Speaker 1: an organizational gridlock situation with a nice horseshoe on the helmet.
- 9:35Speaker 1: You can shove that horseshoe up your tuchus. All right,
- 9:38Speaker 1: now the La La Land, the Rams, did they go
- 9:41Speaker 1: out and ram it all day and ram it all
- 9:44Speaker 1: night and make that big, sexy trade?
- 9:48Speaker 2: No.
- 9:50Speaker 1: The Rams apparently ate ice cream too fast. They got
- 9:55Speaker 1: a brain freeze. They got a brain freeze here. They
- 9:58Speaker 1: were boxed into a corner. And with Puka Nakua out,
- 10:02Speaker 1: Devontae Adams also out. Les Snead twiddled his thumbs and
- 10:08Speaker 1: did bupkis. Nothing. Squadoosh for the Rams. Matthew Stafford. is
- 10:16Speaker 1: now going to be expected to elevate the play of
- 10:20Speaker 1: some substandard wide receivers. As the contenders across the NFL
- 10:27Speaker 1: made moves in the NFC anyway over the last couple
- 10:31Speaker 1: of weeks, and the Rams in limbo, they decided not
- 10:35Speaker 1: to make any transaction at the deadline. The question, What
- 10:41Speaker 1: was Rams general manager Les Snead thinking by standing pat
- 10:47Speaker 1: at the trade deadline with his top two offensive players
- 10:51Speaker 1: in terms of wide receivers out injured? What was he thinking?
- 10:56Speaker 1: So we have a plot twist. Les Snead on this
- 10:59Speaker 1: particular trade deadline went from F them picks to F it.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Let's see what happens. That's his new mantra is, ah,
- 11:07Speaker 1: let's F it. Let's see what happens. I'm sure Rebecca
- 11:11Speaker 1: the Ram fan is not happy about it. But if
- 11:13Speaker 1: you look at the depth chart, you have 2-2 Atwell
- 11:17Speaker 1: and Kanate Mumfield as your top two receivers. Let me
- 11:23Speaker 1: repeat that for those of you in the back of
- 11:24Speaker 1: the room. You have 2-2 Atwell, that's a good name,
- 11:29Speaker 1: and Kanate Mumfield, also a good name. Good name, good game,
- 11:35Speaker 1: and not so much. Those are your top two receivers.
- 11:39Speaker 1: And Les Snead What he needs to do now is
- 11:43Speaker 1: go out and buy a shipping container from China filled
- 11:47Speaker 1: with prayer candles because the Rams offense is out here
- 11:51Speaker 1: fishing for a Lombardi trophy with a bent paper clip
- 11:56Speaker 1: and an expired thing of worms. They really need MacGyver's
- 12:00Speaker 1: pocket knife and some duct tape is what they need. Now,
- 12:04Speaker 1: Sean McVay, one of the top coaches in the NFL,
- 12:08Speaker 1: Sean McVay, is being deputized here to turn chicken manure
- 12:13Speaker 1: into chicken pot pie. Turn that into chicken pot pie.
- 12:18Speaker 1: And even if he does, you're going to call the
- 12:20Speaker 1: health department. You've got to reach out to the health department.
- 12:23Speaker 1: So Les Snead has clearly determined he's unimpressed with what
- 12:28Speaker 1: was available at the deadline. And a little birdie says
- 12:34Speaker 1: that there are people over there with the Rams gambling
- 12:37Speaker 1: that San Francisco is going to release Brandon Iook in
- 12:42Speaker 1: the next 10 days, and he will be a street-free agent.
- 12:46Speaker 1: They can't trade him now that the deadline is gone.
- 12:49Speaker 1: So we imagine that Les Snead is traveling to the
- 12:54Speaker 1: Bay Area. He's hiding out right near the electric substation.
- 12:59Speaker 1: He's out there doing that, and he's outside the Niners'
- 13:02Speaker 1: headquarters like a seagull waiting for a dropped french fry.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Just waiting. And have to convince Brandon Iook to come
- 13:09Speaker 1: to L.A. And if they pull that off, McVay would
- 13:12Speaker 1: then need to activate the Svengali effect in order to
- 13:16Speaker 1: hypnotize Brandon Iook back into the form that he showed
- 13:21Speaker 1: flashes of to get that big contract, which turned out
- 13:24Speaker 1: to be a frivolous amount of money from the 49ers.
- 13:28Speaker 1: So good luck. Good luck on that. Now, final point,
- 13:31Speaker 1: we do go to the Bay Area where the Niners
- 13:34Speaker 1: have added A new body to their banged-up receiver room.
- 13:39Speaker 1: The 49ers adding veteran, long-time star wide receiver. Keenan Allen. Oh, yeah, Mr. Charger.
- 13:51Speaker 1: He was with the Colts. His big contribution with the
- 13:53Speaker 1: Colts was driving under the influence arrest when he got
- 13:56Speaker 1: to Indianapolis. That was, I think, his main contribution so
- 13:59Speaker 1: far in years. But he is now heading off to
- 14:02Speaker 1: Northern California for Also played for the Bears, mostly a charger.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Show me your lightning bolt. Now the 49ers are going
- 14:09Speaker 1: to send a sixth-round draft pick to Indy in 2027
- 14:15Speaker 1: to get their hands on Mr. Allen. Question. How do
- 14:20Speaker 1: you evaluate the 49ers' wheeling and dealing for Colts wide
- 14:25Speaker 1: receiver Keenan Allen? So this is a classic example of name...
- 14:34Speaker 1: Over game. Name over game. And that's it. Keenan Allen
- 14:39Speaker 1: sounds really good. Like that name, that's a good ball player.
- 14:43Speaker 1: That is a good ball player, Keenan Allen. That's a
- 14:45Speaker 1: good name. It's a great name. Until you remember what
- 14:52Speaker 1: year it is. Ah, crap. Ah, crap. I don't want
- 14:58Speaker 1: to sit here and rain on our friends in the
- 15:00Speaker 1: Bay Area there who so many great fans of the
- 15:04Speaker 1: show who love the 49ers. The Niners, what they have
- 15:06Speaker 1: done here, not only didn't give up anything, but it's
- 15:08Speaker 1: not like they added anything. They have added another past
- 15:12Speaker 1: his prime relic to their collection of aging, injury-prone antiques
- 15:19Speaker 1: that happen to play football. They should open up a shop.
- 15:24Speaker 1: They should sell some of these things. We swear, the
- 15:27Speaker 1: electrical substation saw this trade. They got a message on
- 15:31Speaker 1: their phone at the electrical substation and they started going
- 15:35Speaker 1: dick dastardly. They started rubbing their hands together like that
- 15:39Speaker 1: cartoon villain licking their chops. They were so excited. The
- 15:44Speaker 1: 49ers are feeding another aging player. It's like a sacrifice
- 15:49Speaker 1: to the electrical gods at that substation. Keenan Allen is
- 15:53Speaker 1: 34 years old. He has the medical history of a
- 15:56Speaker 1: Civil War veteran. He's seen a thing or two. In
- 16:01Speaker 1: his career. Allen's top availability, his best availability these days,
- 16:07Speaker 1: is his availability for physical therapy. He's really good. He's
- 16:11Speaker 1: on time. He's on time for physical therapy. He's always there.
- 16:16Speaker 1: He's there when he needs to be. And that's important.
- 16:20Speaker 1: So the 49ers need healthy bodies. So what do they do?
- 16:23Speaker 1: They bring in a guy whose body has been sending
- 16:27Speaker 1: out distress signals for almost a decade now. And you
- 16:32Speaker 1: kind of wonder what John Lynch is thinking. Now, you
- 16:34Speaker 1: may know that I worked for John Lynch's old man.
- 16:36Speaker 1: John Lynch comes from a radio family. His dad ran
- 16:39Speaker 1: the cluster in San Diego at the mighty 690 when
- 16:43Speaker 1: I started in radio. His old man was the general manager.
- 16:47Speaker 1: And I remember when John was a young lad and
- 16:51Speaker 1: his dad would go in there and they'd He talked
- 16:53Speaker 1: to Hacksaw whether John was going to make it someday
- 16:57Speaker 1: in the NFL. He didn't make it to the NFL.
- 16:59Speaker 1: He's a Hall of Fame player, one of the great
- 17:02Speaker 1: safeties of his time. As an executive, you're like, what
- 17:05Speaker 1: are you doing here? You're collecting another washed-up receiver. It's
- 17:09Speaker 1: like a hoarder collecting broken televisions, like the handsome hoarder,
- 17:14Speaker 1: Cowboy John Brad, back in the day. And so this
- 17:17Speaker 1: is not roster construction. The Niners... have a really sexy record. Really,
- 17:24Speaker 1: really sexy. But that roster, it's like assisted living. The roster.
- 17:31Speaker 1: And you look at those key performance indicators, KPI, and
- 17:35Speaker 1: they're not very good for the Niners. Despite the record,
- 17:39Speaker 1: the key performance indicators indicate that this is not going
- 17:42Speaker 1: to go well down the line for the 49ers. But
- 17:45Speaker 1: Keenan Allen... We went and checked. He's got more mileage
- 17:49Speaker 1: than an Amazon delivery truck, and the 49ers just bought
- 17:53Speaker 1: him without checking, without a tune-up. They just bought, didn't
- 17:57Speaker 1: even check under the hood, said, I don't need to
- 17:58Speaker 1: check the thingamajig or the whatchamacallit or the doohickey or whatever.
- 18:02Speaker 1: I'm just going to get the item. Boy, I don't
- 18:03Speaker 1: know if that's a good idea. Well, we need the receiver.
- 18:08Speaker 1: Keenan Allen, if I remember correctly, he signed late. He
- 18:10Speaker 1: could have signed with anyone. Nobody really wanted him because
- 18:14Speaker 1: of his age and all that. Again, the Niners didn't
- 18:16Speaker 1: give up much to get him. I just saw some
- 18:19Speaker 1: of these stories talking about how amazing.
- 18:22Speaker 2: He is.
- 18:23Speaker 1: And I was like, well, yeah, he was. I was
- 18:25Speaker 1: a big Keenan Allen fan. We used to do the
- 18:27Speaker 1: NFL Pick'Em on the show years ago, one of the
- 18:30Speaker 1: bits that's been retired. And you always wanted to get
- 18:32Speaker 1: Keenan Allen. He was indispensable. You knew you were going
- 18:35Speaker 1: to get like six to ten catches a game, right
- 18:38Speaker 1: around 85 to 100 yards. or more, and you were
- 18:42Speaker 1: going to get one plus touchdown per game from Keenan Allen.
- 18:47Speaker 1: That's what he did. Really, game after game for the
- 18:51Speaker 1: old Chargers. Show me your lightning bolt. But now he's
- 18:55Speaker 1: a 49er back in the golden state, so we'll see
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- 19:54Speaker 1: All right, so we mentioned the Rams who have done
- 19:58Speaker 1: nothing to upgrade the wide receiver position value. Pull back
- 20:02Speaker 1: the curtain. Is it true? No. that the Rams have
- 20:08Speaker 1: their eye on a receiver that is not who I mentioned,
- 20:11Speaker 1: Brandon Iok, but there's another receiver that the Rams are
- 20:16Speaker 1: on the prowl for. God, I hope this is bogus.
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- 20:22Speaker 1: to be bogus. Can this please be bogus? We'll get
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- 23:36Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame in baseball. They'll put them
- 23:38Speaker 1: both in the same year. Dale Murphy will go in
- 23:40Speaker 1: the Baseball Hall of Fame, and Eli Manning will go
- 23:45Speaker 1: in football. Because you make a better argument for Dale Murphy.
- 23:48Speaker 1: that Dale Murphy in baseball more deserving. That's an old
- 23:51Speaker 1: player from like the 70s and the 80s. He's more
- 23:53Speaker 1: deserving of being a Hall of Famer than Eli Manning.
- 23:56Speaker 1: That's my hot take. Rack me. Rack me. Eileen in
- 24:01Speaker 1: San Francisco, she's got her 49er pajamas on right now.
- 24:05Speaker 1: She says, yuck it up, Maller. The 49ers have assembled
- 24:09Speaker 1: the roster of serious, mature, savvy veterans for an exciting
- 24:14Speaker 1: second half and successful playoff run. Well, the only thing
- 24:18Speaker 1: I like about that, Eileen, is I like the bridge,
- 24:21Speaker 1: the Golden Gate, and I like the mascot, that sourdough Sam.
- 24:26Speaker 1: It's not a bad mascot. It's a pretty solid mascot. Femi,
- 24:32Speaker 1: the top Uber Eats driver in Minnesota, says, Ben, by
- 24:35Speaker 1: acquiring Keenan Allen, does it mean the acquisition of Mike
- 24:39Speaker 1: Evans because of his injuries? Well, all those guys are hurt, Femi.
- 24:47Speaker 1: I mean, you're saying they got, yeah, a bunch of
- 24:49Speaker 1: guys hurt for the Niners. You look at the injury report,
- 24:52Speaker 1: and you handicap. You say, well, from a gambling perspective,
- 24:55Speaker 1: you look at it. You're like, who's there, who's not there,
- 24:57Speaker 1: and all that. You're like, my God. Half the veteran
- 25:01Speaker 1: players are out for the Niners, and it doesn't matter.
- 25:03Speaker 1: They still win these games. At some point, that comes
- 25:06Speaker 1: back to bite you in the badonkadonk, and it becomes
- 25:09Speaker 1: a problem. It does become a problem. All right, let's
- 25:12Speaker 1: go to the phones, and let's say hello to Jed
- 25:15Speaker 1: Who Fled, who's somewhere in the Redneck Riviera. Hello, Jed
- 25:20Speaker 1: Who Fled. Welcome.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Ben, I've got a really, really serious issue to talk
- 25:26Speaker 2: with you about. Now, you might want to use your–
- 25:29Speaker 2: I know you don't like that because you're about shenanigans
- 25:31Speaker 2: and skullduggery. But you know the elections of the midterm.
- 25:35Speaker 2: You see the direction the country is going. And I've
- 25:38Speaker 2: got a real, real equality question to ask you. And
- 25:41Speaker 2: that's when is Lorena going to start getting picked for
- 25:44Speaker 2: the game shows on your show? Are all of your
- 25:48Speaker 2: callers sexist and Trump voting deplorables? What's going on here?
- 25:54Speaker 2: Because Lorena is obviously super intelligent. She's beautiful, just judging
- 25:59Speaker 2: from her voice and from the truck driver in Louisiana
- 26:03Speaker 2: who goes, hey, Lorena, hey, Lorena. And she must be stunning.
- 26:07Speaker 2: And so I'm wondering, when will your show join the
- 26:10Speaker 2: future and treat Lorena like the citizen and person that
- 26:15Speaker 2: she is? I just want to, I just want.
- 26:16Speaker 1: To, I want you to know. It's a great question. Considering, listen,
- 26:21Speaker 1: considering the zeitgeist of the times we live in right now,
- 26:23Speaker 1: you know, the return of Woke. to america i think
- 26:26Speaker 1: that we should absolutely have her play the games i'm
- 26:29Speaker 1: all for it but i don't i'm not in control
- 26:31Speaker 1: of that jed the people that call up i think
- 26:33Speaker 1: she should play all the games i don't know password
- 26:37Speaker 1: i know but the other games you have a people
- 26:39Speaker 1: don't understand lorena plays a character she is the smartest
- 26:43Speaker 1: woman when it comes she can name every nfl coach
- 26:46Speaker 1: she can name all the starting quarterbacks in the nfl
- 26:49Speaker 1: She's pretty good on skill positions, wide receiver, running back,
- 26:53Speaker 1: tight end. Little shaky. I think you'd admit, Lorena, the
- 26:56Speaker 1: offensive line, the offensive line, not that great. You can't
- 26:59Speaker 1: name all the offensive linemen. But it's fine. I can't
- 27:00Speaker 1: name all the offensive linemen. You're also very good at
- 27:03Speaker 1: defensive backs. You're solid on linebackers. You don't know that
- 27:09Speaker 1: much about the defensive line, but you have tremendous knowledge.
- 27:12Speaker 1: You're just playing a character as kind of a clueless
- 27:16Speaker 1: character on the show, but you really know everything. You're
- 27:18Speaker 1: just dumbing it down, Lorena, to make these meathead guys
- 27:22Speaker 1: sound smart, right? Yeah, definitely.
- 27:25Speaker 5: That's what I do for sure.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:26Speaker 2: That's right. Have they ever produced a Hollywood movie called
- 27:31Speaker 2: Stupid about a radio show host? However, they have produced
- 27:36Speaker 2: a movie called Clueless with Alicia Silverstone, which I assume
- 27:40Speaker 2: you would have been a much prettier star. So let's
- 27:43Speaker 2: say that's obviously a likable person in the world. Where's
- 27:47Speaker 2: the Ben Maller equivalent in Hollywood? Have they ever created
- 27:51Speaker 2: a movie called Idiocy? Not idiocracy, but say bad takes. No, no,
- 27:56Speaker 2: the name of the movie is called Bad Takes. It's
- 27:59Speaker 2: starring Ben Mauer. Have they created that? Because I know
- 28:02Speaker 2: they've already created Clueless with a girl not as pretty
- 28:05Speaker 2: as Lorena. So what's your answer to that, dude? I'm
- 28:11Speaker 2: not even on the air. I'm not even on the air.
- 28:13Speaker 2: I'm a helium balloon full of drugs, and I don't
- 28:16Speaker 2: like it, dude. Damn it. Damn it.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Darn i didn't even have to answer the question uh
- 28:27Speaker 1: yeah i said come on there used to be this
- 28:30Speaker 1: guy that played for the baltimore colts that he would
- 28:34Speaker 1: go on uh there's a people used to watch late
- 28:36Speaker 1: night tv before they just made political jokes now and
- 28:38Speaker 1: i guess i don't know i guess that's all they
- 28:40Speaker 1: do these days but back in the old days they
- 28:41Speaker 1: used to be entertaining and be funny and all that
- 28:44Speaker 1: and There was a guy that played for the Baltimore
- 28:47Speaker 1: Colts named Donovan, I think was his name, and he
- 28:49Speaker 1: wrote a book called Fatso. And they should have made
- 28:53Speaker 1: that a movie. They should have absolutely made that a movie. Unfortunately,
- 28:58Speaker 1: they did not. All right, let's keep it going on
- 28:59Speaker 1: the phones. It is a call-in show, 877-99 on Fox.
- 29:05Speaker 1: And Blind Scott for, I don't know, I'll put him on,
- 29:09Speaker 1: I don't know. Scott, you hate the show. Why do
- 29:12Speaker 1: you keep calling the show Blind Scott? Explain to me.
- 29:15Speaker 1: You do not like the show. Why do you keep
- 29:17Speaker 1: calling the show? It's okay. There's other shows. Go call
- 29:20Speaker 1: George Norrie or something like that. Go talk about aliens
- 29:23Speaker 1: and chemtrails over there. What are you bothering me for?
- 29:27Speaker 1: You suck, you fat prick. All right, thank you. All right,
- 29:30Speaker 1: there you go. Let's go to 2% Chance, who's next. Coop,
- 29:33Speaker 1: let's not take his calls anymore. He's banned from the show.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Let's go to 2% Chance. Hello, 2% Chance. Welcome.
- 29:40Speaker 6: Okay, two questions. First question, what is a levy? Is
- 29:43Speaker 6: it like a tax or something? Second question, do you
- 29:45Speaker 6: think Lorena can name all the head coaches in the league,
- 29:48Speaker 6: all the quarterbacks in the league, and the linebackers?
- 29:52Speaker 1: Yeah, what she does, she plays a character on the show.
- 29:56Speaker 1: And if you're if you're are you a Maller Plus subscriber? Yes,
- 30:02Speaker 1: you are. OK, so I mean, you must have missed
- 30:04Speaker 1: that day. We went over it. We went over the
- 30:06Speaker 1: meeting and Lorena brings the meat and potatoes. But then
- 30:11Speaker 1: she likes to play the ditzy woman on the show.
- 30:14Speaker 1: She she thinks that's a good character for her. And
- 30:16Speaker 1: we've told her. We've told Lorena, listen, you're a very
- 30:20Speaker 1: smart woman. Go out there and let the people hear you.
- 30:22Speaker 1: She said, no. She said, Ben, you're fat loser people.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Of course, this was off the record. You're losers that
- 30:28Speaker 1: call the show. They want me to be the ditzy woman.
- 30:30Speaker 1: I'll play the ditzy woman. I said, no, Lorena. Share
- 30:33Speaker 1: your knowledge to the people. And she said no. So
- 30:36Speaker 1: that's the real issue, 2%. What was your other question? See,
- 30:38Speaker 1: and I can't prove it on the air because that
- 30:39Speaker 1: would ruin my shtick. Yeah, you don't want to break
- 30:43Speaker 1: the fourth wall. You're in character, and you don't want
- 30:48Speaker 1: to ruin that. What other thing did you ask 2% Chance?
- 30:50Speaker 1: What was it?
- 30:52Speaker 6: The song, when you came back from break, Bye Bye,
- 30:55Speaker 6: Miss American Pie, drove my shit.
- 30:57Speaker 3: What is a levy?
- 30:58Speaker 6: Is it a tax?
- 31:02Speaker 1: What is it? You don't know what a levy is?
- 31:05Speaker 6: Is it a tax or something? I guess I could
- 31:08Speaker 6: have looked it up myself, but I wanted to sound stupid.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Enough All right, well, mission accomplished. So congratulations, but thank you.
- 31:17Speaker 6: Hey, wait, one more question.
- 31:18Speaker 1: What, what, what?
- 31:21Speaker 6: Lorena, quick question.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Who is the Miami Dolphins head coach?
- 31:24Speaker 1: Great question.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Great question.
- 31:27Speaker 5: This is the guy who got abducted by dolphins like
- 31:29Speaker 5: two months ago.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Duh. She just told me in my headphones, Jeff Halfley
- 31:33Speaker 1: is the head coach of the Dolphins. She just told
- 31:34Speaker 1: me that. Why didn't you say that on the air?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Why didn't you say that? You told me in my
- 31:40Speaker 1: headphones off the air, Lorena. You should have said that
- 31:42Speaker 1: on the air.
- 31:43Speaker 5: I told you, Ben. I cannot ruin my shtick.
- 31:46Speaker 1: All right. I'm sorry, 2%. I tried to get her
- 31:49Speaker 1: to break character. So did you. She wouldn't do it.
- 31:50Speaker 5: I won't do it. I'm going to be completely honest
- 31:53Speaker 5: with you. Had no idea. Who the Dolphins head coach was?
- 31:58Speaker 1: No.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Zero.
- 32:00Speaker 1: By the way.
- 32:01Speaker 5: That's the first time I've ever heard that name.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Full disclosure, I got lucky. I just didn't look it up.
- 32:09Speaker 1: I didn't have time to Google it, and I thought
- 32:12Speaker 1: that was. I remember talking about him when he got
- 32:14Speaker 1: hired from the Green Bay Packers. But if you told
- 32:17Speaker 1: me on a random Friday who's the coach of the Dolphins,
- 32:21Speaker 1: I would have no.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Idea.
- 32:24Speaker 1: For some reason, that popped in my head. Jeff.
- 32:27Speaker 5: Jeff Halfley.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Yeah. How many NFL coaches could you name, Coop, right now?
- 32:33Speaker 5: Oh, man. I feel like I could name most of them,
- 32:37Speaker 5: but that's why I was surprised. I was like, Jeff Halfley?
- 32:40Speaker 1: Who is that? But I think that's, I mean, I
- 32:42Speaker 1: don't know. Should I throw a random coach at you,
- 32:44Speaker 1: see if you can name? All right. Let's do a
- 32:47Speaker 1: random coach. You know what I should do on my
- 32:50Speaker 1: podcast this weekend? I should have Weed Man. How many
- 32:53Speaker 1: coaches do you think Weed Man? None, right? Yeah, probably none.
- 32:55Speaker 2: None.
- 32:57Speaker 5: He'll say Bill Belichick.
- 32:58Speaker 1: And then that won't be the right answer. Yeah, yeah,
- 33:00Speaker 1: but that doesn't work. All right, real quick. Don't look.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Hands down, Coop, no cheating. Who is the head coach
- 33:06Speaker 1: of the Atlanta Falcons? Raheem Moore? Raheem Morris?
- 33:13Speaker 3: Morris?
- 33:14Speaker 1: No, he was the coach. He's now the defensive coordinator,
- 33:19Speaker 1: I think, with the 49ers, I believe, but no longer
- 33:21Speaker 1: coach of the Falcons. This guy used to be the
- 33:24Speaker 1: coach of another NFL team. he sucked with that team.
- 33:27Speaker 1: And so the Falcons thought he could suck for their team.
- 33:30Speaker 1: So they brought him to Atlanta and they said, Hey, you,
- 33:32Speaker 1: we think you can do just as crappy a job
- 33:34Speaker 1: as you did with your last NFL team. So we'll
- 33:36Speaker 1: hire you as a coach. And so far he's done
- 33:38Speaker 1: the same crappy job he did with his previous team.
- 33:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 33:46Speaker 5: I can't remember.
- 33:48Speaker 1: All right. That would be Kevin Stefanski. Ah, suck with
- 33:52Speaker 1: the Browns and then stinks with Atlanta and There's a
- 33:56Speaker 1: level of consistency. There's a level of consistency with that,
- 34:00Speaker 1: which is just outstanding, just absolutely wonderful. All right, it
- 34:05Speaker 1: is the Ben Maler show, so I'm a little concerned. Actually,
- 34:09Speaker 1: I'm a lot concerned because there was a roster move,
- 34:12Speaker 1: how the mighty have fallen in the NFL, and there's
- 34:17Speaker 1: some connecting of the dots. And so let me give
- 34:21Speaker 1: you the inside skinny on this. So if you look
- 34:23Speaker 1: at the high-speed sports wire, Which I always look at
- 34:27Speaker 1: that high-speed sports wire. Very important. High-speed sports wire. If
- 34:31Speaker 1: you look at it, there's a name that popped up there.
- 34:36Speaker 1: A well-known player who was fired from his job on Tuesday. Quietly,
- 34:42Speaker 1: because the trade deadline took all the headlines. That would
- 34:45Speaker 1: be Odell Beckham. OBJ, who did not have a catch,
- 34:50Speaker 1: did not have a target in the Vikings' loss on
- 34:52Speaker 1: Monday night. Of course, it would be hard to have
- 34:55Speaker 1: a catch when they only completed, what, nine passes. At
- 34:58Speaker 1: least the starting quarterback, Carson Wentz, only completed nine passes.
- 35:03Speaker 1: But there is buzz. There's whispers in the overnight. that
- 35:07Speaker 1: the L.A. Rams could be bringing Odell Beckham Jr. back
- 35:12Speaker 1: after he was fired by the Minnesota Vikings. This can't
- 35:17Speaker 1: be true, right? I understand the plan. Odell Beckham's friends
- 35:22Speaker 1: with a lot of the writers in the NFL and
- 35:24Speaker 1: his agent. You can put this stuff in the media.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Odell Beckham just turned 34. He has zero offensive statistics
- 35:33Speaker 1: this year. He failed with the Giants. He failed with Minnesota.
- 35:37Speaker 1: And now people are saying that the Rams would be,
- 35:40Speaker 1: come on. Come on, please. I'd rather get a guy
- 35:44Speaker 1: from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. That's what I would rather have.
- 35:47Speaker 1: All right, time now for the Insta Trivia. Here it is.
- 35:52Speaker 1: And then we'll get to Mallard in the third degree.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Blank is the only NFL quarterback in 40 years to
- 35:57Speaker 1: win four consecutive starts without throwing a single touchdown pass. Again,
- 36:02Speaker 1: Blank is the only NFL quarterback in 40 years to
- 36:06Speaker 1: win four consecutive starts without throwing a single touchdown pass.
- 36:10Speaker 1: That is the Insta Trivia. If you know the answer,
- 36:13Speaker 1: it's on X, at Ben Mallard. We'll get to it,
- 36:16Speaker 1: and we will do it.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
- 36:21Speaker 3: the nation. Catch all of our shows at FoxSportsRadio.com. And
- 36:26Speaker 3: within the iHeartRadio app, search FSR to listen live.
- 36:30Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. As we
- 36:33Speaker 1: continue on, Maller to the third degree right around the corner.
- 36:38Speaker 1: And next hour, we have the riddle of the day,
- 36:41Speaker 1: too much or not enough, the Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
- 36:45Speaker 1: That'll be coming up next hour. For your dancing and
- 36:49Speaker 1: dining pleasure, a reminder, you can take the Ben Maller
- 36:52Speaker 1: Show with you wherever life takes you. We're mobile. Yeah,
- 36:58Speaker 1: it's amazing. Unbelievable. Check it out. It's the iHeartRadio app.
- 37:03Speaker 1: And you can support the program via the iHeart app.
- 37:07Speaker 1: You can listen live, Fox Sports Radio channel, or on demand.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Whenever you want, check it out. It's available there. Ben
- 37:16Speaker 1: Maller Show podcast and the Fifth Hour podcast. The iHeartRadio app,
- 37:21Speaker 1: a must-have for real members of the Maller Militia. All right,
- 37:24Speaker 1: time now for the Insta Trivia Blank is the only
- 37:27Speaker 1: quarterback in the NFL in 40 years to win four
- 37:30Speaker 1: consecutive starts without throwing a single, a single touchdown. Pass.
- 37:36Speaker 1: A passing touchdown. That is the question. What is the answer? JT,
- 37:39Speaker 1: the wingman going with Cam Newton. Bo Nix from Febby,
- 37:42Speaker 1: the Uber Eats driver. Who else do we have? Page down.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Stacey Keech from Alf the Alien O'Piner. We've got Victor Cruz,
- 37:50Speaker 1: who's 40 today. He's doing the salsa dance. Late-night drug
- 37:53Speaker 1: tester Cliff Stout from Mediocre Kabuki in Maine. Billy Volick
- 37:57Speaker 1: from Eek in Roseville, Minnesota. Fran Tarkington from Robbie the
- 38:01Speaker 1: Mariner fan. Who else do we have? Page down. Alex
- 38:05Speaker 1: Smith from Eileen in San Francisco. The random guy from
- 38:08Speaker 1: the Blue Bombers from You Gotta Have a Fall Guy.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Trucker Joe, do you have an answer, Lorena? Gotta be Gaston. No,
- 38:16Speaker 1: the correct answer would be J.J. McCarthy of the New
- 38:19Speaker 1: York Giants right now.
- 38:20Speaker 2: J.J. McCarthy.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 38:22Speaker 5: Here we go.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Well, there was a shot of Bill's running back, James Cook,
- 38:33Speaker 5: yesterday where it looked like he may have had a
- 38:36Speaker 5: bit of an accident.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Yes.
- 38:38Speaker 5: He responded on social media and said, this is wild.
- 38:42Speaker 5: I did not S on myself. Ben, what do you think?
- 38:46Speaker 5: Do you think he asked on himself?
- 38:48Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to get into this later, Coop, but yeah,
- 38:50Speaker 1: he did. Just own it. He started the game, there
- 38:54Speaker 1: was no brown streak, there was no skid mark, and
- 38:57Speaker 1: then by the end of the game, there was a
- 38:58Speaker 1: skid mark. So, you know, do the math.
- 39:00Speaker 3: Next!
- 39:02Speaker 5: So, reportedly Jimbo Fisher is pushing hard for a return
- 39:05Speaker 5: to Florida State. Do you think that could actually happen?
- 39:08Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. He was there, had some success, and he
- 39:14Speaker 1: doesn't need that much money because Texas A & M,
- 39:17Speaker 1: I believe, is still paying him. So, yeah, I think
- 39:20Speaker 1: there's a better chance of that happening than Deion Sanders. Next.
- 39:23Speaker 1: The Braves say they're not training Ronald Acuna Jr.
- 39:25Speaker 5: Put it in bold.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Do you believe that? No. No one's getting traded for that.
- 39:30Speaker 3: A while, Coop.
- 39:30Speaker 1: They're going to be a work stoppage. A work stoppage
- 39:32Speaker 1: December 1st, so no one's getting traded for a while,
- 39:34Speaker 1: but he'll be traded. There he is. How did we do?
- 39:36Speaker 1: How did we do? I passed.
- 39:38Speaker 2: I passed.
- 39:39Speaker 1: I passed.