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EPISODE 10: Burn it or Buy It - Baby Product Edition · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:07
  Speaker A: Heck, yeah. It's mama clock somewhere.
• 0:30
  Speaker B: How about our husbands?
• 0:32
  Speaker A: How about our husband?
• 0:33
  Speaker B: Did you people watch that?
• 0:34
  Speaker A: It was a Father's Day special. We had our husbands on. I mean, people loved it. Hearing our husbands talk, I loved. What was your feedback on Joey?
• 0:41
  Speaker B: I mean, so I got, like. I got pretty good feedback, but our feedback was, why is he so serious?
• 0:48
  Speaker A: I was like, loosen the up, bro.
• 0:51
  Speaker B: How do you interview someone so serious?
• 0:53
  Speaker A: I was like, hauser. Nervous as that. And he was like, well, you know, if you read the textbook.
• 0:57
  Speaker B: Did he say textbook? That was. No, but some. I mean, there were parts that he was, like, a little softer and.
• 1:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, but everyone was like, your husband was so soft on podcast. Is that his sitting there?
• 1:11
  Speaker B: I don't know. It's mine. But your husband was so cute on it. Or both of them were so cute.
• 1:15
  Speaker A: They did so good. We got really good feedback. But speaking of, we want to have more guests. We've been. A lot of people have been DMing us and texting us, and they want to be on our. Our podcast, and we want to have guests. We're probably going to start having guests now because we're at episode 10, so we want to do that. So if you really want to, you have to send in a video and tell us why.
• 1:36
  Speaker B: No. The gold nerds. My twins, they were like, okay, we need to make a pitch of, like, how can we get on the podcast? I'm like, you can just come on. No, but they were like. Carly was like to Sam. She's like, sam, come over so we can, like, we'll. We'll do a pitch. Like, all.
• 1:48
  Speaker A: It'd be cute to have Drew twins on.
• 1:49
  Speaker B: It would be fun. Yeah, they're ridiculous.
• 1:51
  Speaker A: I would love that. And they're so different, so I would love, love, love that. So we definitely want to have guests on. So want to join our podcast for an episode, tell us why, and give us some story that we need to have you on? Do you need to be a mom, though? Yeah.
• 2:05
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 2:06
  Speaker A: For now.
• 2:06
  Speaker B: All right.
• 2:07
  Speaker A: For now. But we might have a special guest as our first guest. We can't say who, but maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
• 2:15
  Speaker B: That'll be fun.
• 2:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. So anyway, we love our husbands. They did great, but we may not ever have them on again.
• 2:22
  Speaker B: Was one and done. Thank you.
• 2:23
  Speaker A: All right. We love you.
• 2:24
  Speaker B: Episode 10.
• 2:26
  Speaker A: Episode 10. 10 weeks of us doing this. That's a long time. That's two and a half.
• 2:33
  Speaker B: Like, I've been Doing this my whole life.
• 2:34
  Speaker A: That's two and a half months.
• 2:36
  Speaker B: Wow.
• 2:36
  Speaker A: This.
• 2:37
  Speaker B: I'm so proud of us.
• 2:38
  Speaker A: We have episode 10.
• 2:41
  Speaker B: I know, episode 10. And we just watched Call Her Alex. So we're really hyped.
• 2:47
  Speaker A: Shout out to Alex Cooper.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: She's great.
• 2:49
  Speaker A: So 10. And we're almost at a thousand followers on Instagram. We're at 200 and 200. Almost 40. 240 subscribers on YouTube.
• 2:59
  Speaker B: That's big.
• 3:00
  Speaker A: I mean, I'm so proud of us. I mean, 10 episodes doesn't sound like a lot, but it is.
• 3:05
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 3:05
  Speaker A: And we've gained a following. And thank you followers for like following and subscribing for us.
• 3:12
  Speaker B: Mama needs a shot.
• 3:13
  Speaker A: Although you took a million already.
• 3:15
  Speaker B: I'm sorry. I had a night last night and I'm just trying to push through here, folks.
• 3:21
  Speaker A: She walked in the house and she was like, I think I'm gonna puke. And if you guys know, if you guys know me, trigger word puke.
• 3:28
  Speaker B: And that's how you make her toe.
• 3:29
  Speaker A: Like, I'm literally just like the same toast coffee I had gave her vodka. You're like absolutely insane. If I was like had to puke, I wouldn't be doing this right now.
• 3:39
  Speaker B: It's going to help me a little bit.
• 3:42
  Speaker A: Anyway, welcome back. I am your co host, Dominique Tavizio, and this is your other co host. I'm like d' Annunzio taking a shot of juicy tits. It's Friday and we're so happy you're here. Thank you for joining. Episode 10 is all about baby products. The good, the bad and the what? The actual.
• 4:02
  Speaker B: Yeah, you moms out there are gonna like this because we have something to say about a lot of products and.
• 4:07
  Speaker A: We'Re very different, but also very the same. And I also got a lot of stuff from you that also didn't work for me, but also did work.
• 4:13
  Speaker B: And we also did some surveys around.
• 4:15
  Speaker A: Our friends friends on what we did. You know, the good, the bad, the ugly.
• 4:19
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 4:20
  Speaker A: So let's get into it.
• 4:21
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 4:22
  Speaker A: But no, we can't get into it. Why do we always do this?
• 4:24
  Speaker B: Our stories.
• 4:25
  Speaker A: Let me just tell my story real quick.
• 4:26
  Speaker B: Tell your story.
• 4:27
  Speaker A: I'm spiraling still.
• 4:28
  Speaker B: Yeah, tell me.
• 4:29
  Speaker A: I have a dog. No. Mind you, whenever you guys talk about.
• 4:33
  Speaker B: Your dog, he's literally laying here like a perfect angel dog.
• 4:38
  Speaker A: He's a puppy and his name is Bama. And he literally made me want to send him to the pound.
• 4:45
  Speaker B: Not the pound.
• 4:46
  Speaker A: Two days ago, we're at my parents house. Yeah, they have a huge Backyard. He loves to run in the backyard. And I love that he runs in the backyard. He doesn't get to run anywhere else besides my parents house because there's nowhere to go right here. So running in the backyard. And I was sitting outside watching him and he was rolling around in the grass. He always does that after his haircut. He like rolls around in the grass.
• 5:07
  Speaker B: Looks like a different dog by the knowing.
• 5:10
  Speaker A: I'm getting, I'm getting anxiety talking about this. Rolling around in the grass. And like for a while I'm like, bam, what are you doing? And then I was just like, let him go for far too long. But I. Something made me be like, what are you doing? I went to go look what he was doing rolling around on top of a dead bird. Okay. But I didn't know this. He was just, bama, what are you doing? Like he would look like he was just rolling around like a. A dirt spot. Ew. He comes running in my parents house. He was probably from here.
• 5:39
  Speaker B: But did he put the bird in his mouth?
• 5:41
  Speaker A: Just stop. From here to you. I could smell the dead corpse smell. And if you have a dog, you know what I'm talking about.
• 5:49
  Speaker B: Talk about.
• 5:50
  Speaker A: And I'm going puke.
• 5:51
  Speaker B: You're going to make me actually.
• 5:52
  Speaker A: I'm going, what is that smell? What is that smell?
• 5:55
  Speaker B: Oh that, that like dead dead.
• 5:56
  Speaker A: You didn't even have to get close to him. You could smell Reed. Nicolette gets up and she's like, oh my God. And I'm like, what? Now I'm freaking out because I know he must have been rolling in something dead that must have just died because it stunk.
• 6:10
  Speaker B: That smell. I'm smelling it right now.
• 6:12
  Speaker A: I'm freaking out because I know let cannot touch this dog. She's pregnant.
• 6:17
  Speaker B: So who's gonna deal with it?
• 6:18
  Speaker A: Me.
• 6:19
  Speaker B: Where's Dee when you need her?
• 6:20
  Speaker A: Yeah. He runs back outside. He does it again.
• 6:25
  Speaker B: I'm screaming, did you see the bird at this point?
• 6:27
  Speaker A: Yes. He must have squished it with his body. I'm screaming on the top of my lungs, I ski this more than you. I ski this more than I ski food.
• 6:36
  Speaker B: You felt a lot of weird.
• 6:37
  Speaker A: I had to put gloves on that were for food. So it didn't even work. I had to. I was scrubbing him. Let me get on my hands and knees and show you.
• 6:46
  Speaker B: But did you touch the bird?
• 6:48
  Speaker A: No, but I had to touch my dog.
• 6:50
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 6:51
  Speaker A: Gloves on. I was like this crying and let my supervised. She's like, it's that like not okay. I'm not gonna be okay freaking out.
• 6:59
  Speaker B: I'm surprised. That's not. That's why he's shaved right now. Like, shave him again. Well, that is an unfortunate story.
• 7:05
  Speaker A: We're not done.
• 7:06
  Speaker B: There's more?
• 7:07
  Speaker A: No, not more. But I had to call my aunt, who's a savior who, like, loves animals. Came over with dawn, doused him in dawn shampoo. Dog shampoo, scrubbed him. I was like, get in his mouth. Scrubbing his. I mean, brushed his teeth. Thank God for my fricking aunt, because I don't know what I would do without her. I am still spiraling because you can get a disease from a dead bird.
• 7:31
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 7:31
  Speaker A: And now it's my dog. I refuse to even look him in the eye.
• 7:34
  Speaker B: I know you were.
• 7:34
  Speaker A: That's why I was being mean to him this morning, because. And I booked him for another haircut tomorrow morning because. Or not a haircut, a bath. Imagine that with me. I mean, with anybody. Even let was like, I would never. I almost passed away. I did it, though. I washed him with my hands. I know. I actually feel bad. And I was. I was walking him on a leash, and he would shake, and I didn't want the water to get on me before my aunt got there with the dawn.
• 7:59
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 7:59
  Speaker A: Some reason have dawn at my house. I was like, I'm so sorry I'm such a bad mom. Bama. Mom. Don't touch me. Don't shake your water on me. I was freaking out. But anyway, that's my story of the week. And I almost died.
• 8:10
  Speaker B: Oh, God. I really can't deal with dead birds. My story of the week's a little less gross, more sexy.
• 8:19
  Speaker A: Tell me.
• 8:21
  Speaker B: It's about my nanny.
• 8:23
  Speaker A: You're a threesome with your nanny?
• 8:24
  Speaker B: No, I did not threesome with my nanny. Oh, your nanny. Maybe, but never mind. No. So my nanny was at my house watching the kids, and she didn't have a bathing suit. They wanted to, like, do water play in the backyard. And she was like, it's so hot. And I was like, oh, my. I'll just go in my closet and get a bathing suit. And she's like, okay. So I told her. I told her exactly where to go. So she does. She puts on the bathing suit, and she sends me a picture, like.
• 8:50
  Speaker A: Well, of your kids.
• 8:50
  Speaker B: Not of my kids, no. Yeah, she sent me a picture of them. She's like, selfie of them playing. She is in a red bikini and.
• 8:57
  Speaker A: Her body like, you show me the picture. Same.
• 9:01
  Speaker B: And I was like, I didn't know. I hired, like, A really hot nanny. Because when she interviewed for me, she was wearing these sweet, innocent glasses. She had a tight, tight bun. She looked like a nerdy librarian. Not sexy librarian.
• 9:14
  Speaker A: Wait, the best part is you. We were telling the story and your mom goes. Your mom literally goes, I would never hire today. She's over your nanny now because your.
• 9:23
  Speaker B: Dad, meaning my dad.
• 9:25
  Speaker A: Yeah, her. Your dad would be all over her.
• 9:28
  Speaker B: I'm like, like my mom, as we were younger, she would say she would never hire a hot nanny.
• 9:32
  Speaker A: Father would have pranced on top of Cassandra.
• 9:36
  Speaker B: Yes. And I just never really thought about it. But, like, hot nannies are here. We are.
• 9:42
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, there's been stories of hot nanny. I mean. Yeah, your nanny is like sick looking. I'm like, when I.
• 9:48
  Speaker B: But it's like she's like secret. Like it's like a secret.
• 9:50
  Speaker A: Yeah, but she was closed today. And I'm like staring at her like, I know what your body looks like. Like, you are a little naughty. Nod over there.
• 9:57
  Speaker B: No, I mean like her boobs came out of nowhere.
• 10:01
  Speaker A: She wears shorts and a T shirt and like, you know when you're so skinny and like, like hot skinny. And your T shirt like flows like this.
• 10:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, I've never had that. I mean, this is sticking to me.
• 10:10
  Speaker A: I can't even breathe. You know what I'm talking about? She was sitting like on the floor and her shirt was like.
• 10:14
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:15
  Speaker A: Flat.
• 10:15
  Speaker B: I mean, and she's just like so she's like innocent, but like, she's like a school teacher. She's a. I mean, she's gonna be a psychologist. She's like very professional. But I just have to say I have a hot nanny and that's that. I'm here for it.
• 10:27
  Speaker A: Shout out. Hot nanny.
• 10:29
  Speaker B: That's my story.
• 10:30
  Speaker A: Okay, Anyway, let's get into it. Yes, baby products. The good, the bad, the what? The actual fuck. What's worth it? What's a total scam and what no one warned you about.
• 10:38
  Speaker B: Can we just close your eyes and think about when you were making your baby registry. That was a fucking horrible.
• 10:43
  Speaker A: That was a horrible time. I hated every minute of it. I needed so much help doing this.
• 10:47
  Speaker B: I passed it off. I was like. To my sister in law, I was like, can you just do this for me? Just tell me the good stuff.
• 10:52
  Speaker A: And I would put everything on because, like, I would be like, I need everything. Like, what's gonna save my life? And one of my friends from worked help me with my whole registry, which I think I did a really good job. Because she was like, this is good. This is not.
• 11:01
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 11:02
  Speaker A: But also, like, you don't know, like, with your own kid.
• 11:04
  Speaker B: No, but, like, looking back, what is there so much that you got that you never, ever used? And we're gonna talk about all that stuff, but let's first talk about the Holy Grail. We absolutely needed.
• 11:15
  Speaker A: Absolutely needed. Okay.
• 11:17
  Speaker B: Like, would die without.
• 11:18
  Speaker A: Okay. After using it or before. No registry time. You're saying like, after now?
• 11:24
  Speaker B: Yeah, now. We know now. So people that are making registries right now, like, this is what you need to know. And the stuff that we will trash later, don't put it on your registry.
• 11:32
  Speaker A: So my Holy Grail I could think of off the top of my head is the Baby Brezza Washer Pro. Oh, the washer washed, it dried, and it sterilized.
• 11:42
  Speaker B: Did it wipe your ass too? What else?
• 11:45
  Speaker A: I. I still have it on my counter. I just put bottles.
• 11:48
  Speaker B: Honestly, Baby Brezza, most things are amazing. The Baby Bre Formula maker to die for.
• 11:54
  Speaker A: I would use that for my own.
• 11:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it's. It's a Keurig for formula.
• 11:57
  Speaker A: It's the best.
• 11:58
  Speaker B: One button, pop an inch bottle. Done.
• 12:00
  Speaker A: That is something that I feel like is most loved.
• 12:04
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:04
  Speaker A: Baby Brez Washer Pro. Everyone loves, but don't. They sometimes don't.
• 12:08
  Speaker B: Because big. Yeah. Like, it was too big. I didn't do it, but I liked.
• 12:11
  Speaker A: It because it fit all my bottles. And I like the fact that I could just. Boom, boom, boom. It's getting cleaned while I could do other things instead of standing at the dishwasher, sitting at the sink and doing my bottles itself. I just look like I was doing something else. But Baby Brezza was also like that too. You hit a button, the formula maker, and it made your formula give them up.
• 12:28
  Speaker B: I like very.
• 12:29
  Speaker A: If it's temperature on it. Yeah.
• 12:32
  Speaker B: I mean, it's tough being a first time moment. You don't. You need your hands. Like, you just. Yeah, one button is good and it gets the job done.
• 12:39
  Speaker A: What else was yours besides the formula maker? Like your Holy Grail?
• 12:42
  Speaker B: My Holy Grail? Well, I. My son Rocco, my third child, lived in the Baby Bajorn bouncer. He lived in it.
• 12:49
  Speaker A: That was not my holy. People swear by it.
• 12:51
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: So. But Rocco, he was your third. So I'm curious. Was Joey in the Bajor and a lot?
• 12:56
  Speaker B: Probably not as much as Rocco. I mean, Rocco. I was. I put him in it. Joey and Vienna would be playing and I would just like kick it a couple times and it would Bounce. And he was fine. He just left him.
• 13:06
  Speaker A: Put him in the bichorn.
• 13:07
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:08
  Speaker A: Not that Gio didn't use the bajorn. He did, but I was never like, let me just put him in the bajorn. He cried.
• 13:14
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:14
  Speaker A: In it.
• 13:15
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:15
  Speaker A: I maybe didn't like anything moving because he doesn't like the car.
• 13:19
  Speaker B: The car seat. Car seats. I did the uppababy.
• 13:23
  Speaker A: I did the nuna.
• 13:24
  Speaker B: The nuna is like eight pounds lighter. I would do. If I had to do it again, I would do the nuna.
• 13:28
  Speaker A: You have a car seat or stroller?
• 13:29
  Speaker B: No, the car seat.
• 13:30
  Speaker A: Sell a nuna light.
• 13:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's.
• 13:32
  Speaker A: Which I didn't have, but no, because I just. They didn't have it. It was out of stock. So I just got the regular nuna. And it was still pretty light.
• 13:39
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker A: I mean, it was annoying, but it was fine.
• 13:42
  Speaker B: I have the mess up a baby. I used it for all my. I used it for three kids.
• 13:45
  Speaker A: Even the infant and the toddler.
• 13:48
  Speaker B: I have the. I had the infant one. No. Then I switched to the nuna toddler.
• 13:51
  Speaker A: Okay, so you did both. So what are your take on both of them?
• 13:53
  Speaker B: Well, the infant one is heavy because that's the one like you pick up out of the car.
• 13:58
  Speaker A: I feel like any car seat is just going to be heavy.
• 13:59
  Speaker B: Yeah. But it's heavier than the nuna. So if your new. New mom do the nuna.
• 14:03
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 14:03
  Speaker B: Not the mesa. And the nuna. Toddler seat I love. But you don't take it out. It's just in the car seat.
• 14:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's it. So my take on that is I. The infant. I have nuna, infant car seat, which was, you know, you said it was lighter. It was fine. Perfect. And then I switched to the toddler car seat, which can also have been used for the nuna. I mean, which can also have been used for an infant. But I didn't want to because I wanted to take him in and out and this didn't do that.
• 14:26
  Speaker B: Right.
• 14:27
  Speaker A: So the cars that I'm now you can use when he's an infant too. It's like six pounds.
• 14:30
  Speaker B: I'm listening to you talk, but I'm also thinking about people listening to us. If you're not a mom, like, we're literally talking gibberish. The nuna, the mess up. My girlfriends that are not moms, they're going to fast forward real fucking not listen. Which is fine. You don't have to listen.
• 14:44
  Speaker A: Yeah. This does not interest you. Do not listen. But maybe like follow and subscribe anyway. But I have the nuna swivel.
• 14:52
  Speaker B: People are amazed because I have the Greco swivel.
• 14:55
  Speaker A: Oh, you do?
• 14:55
  Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, one of my trucks.
• 14:57
  Speaker A: So you literally do this with one arm?
• 15:00
  Speaker B: Yeah, and it's great because you swivel it and then you can put them in.
• 15:02
  Speaker A: How do you swivel yours if you're not watching us? She's doing weird motions with her hand. No, you just click one button like this with one hand. Swivel in, put them in, swivel up. I mean like I don't know what I would do if I did not have that.
• 15:15
  Speaker B: I only have it for one. So one lucky kid gets to use it.
• 15:19
  Speaker A: I'm five foot. I can't reach.
• 15:20
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's hard putting them in and.
• 15:23
  Speaker A: Out of the class. No, I hate it so much.
• 15:24
  Speaker B: I can't wait for that stage to be over.
• 15:26
  Speaker A: Me too. I mean they still have to go into like a bumper.
• 15:28
  Speaker B: I mean. Yeah, but like buckling all three kids in all the time. In and out, in and out. It's so bad.
• 15:33
  Speaker A: Joey can probably drip sweat.
• 15:35
  Speaker B: Joe, drip sweat. Oh, the heat. It's gonna be bad this summer. But Joey can. Joey can buckle himself only when his dad asks him to.
• 15:43
  Speaker A: That's interesting.
• 15:44
  Speaker B: The only time he can buckle himself is when Joe is in the car and says buckle up, bud. Okay, daddy, no problem. Meanwhile, I am climb the backseat to buckle him every single time. Because he can't do it when I'm there.
• 15:55
  Speaker A: I don't want to get into that because that's like a mom and dad thing.
• 15:58
  Speaker B: Yeah. Anywho, what about the snoo?
• 16:02
  Speaker A: Okay, wait, tell them what a snoo is because I never used it.
• 16:04
  Speaker B: The snoo is like the Gucci of.
• 16:07
  Speaker A: Are we still in Holy Grail right now?
• 16:09
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker A: Okay people.
• 16:10
  Speaker B: Holy Grail, the snow. I didn't could rather die than use this. Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker A: Is that the thing that like it's.
• 16:16
  Speaker B: Like a seventeen hundred dollar bassinet. It shakes, it tells you your temperature. It does a lot.
• 16:21
  Speaker A: That's crazy.
• 16:22
  Speaker B: Yeah. My sister in law, she has actually has a problem. She. She does Facebook, Facebook, Marketplace, Hope my brother's. She buys like everything. Like she gets the best deals, but she buys the best of the best. But she buys like two of everything. She has like a snoo. She has like two mamaroos. She has like two of everything. I have no idea why she. She knows she has a problem. She has met she has a problem. And it's just so funny. Like you go in her House. And there's. There's like two of everything. Like, why though? Who knows? One infant, one infant, two of everything for no reason. She may, like get the. She might get a deal. And like, she just does it because.
• 17:01
  Speaker A: This is worth having two. Because we have another.
• 17:03
  Speaker B: Like, I would be like, well, sell it for more. And she's like, no, I just. I have to.
• 17:06
  Speaker A: That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. So wait, tell me more about the snoo.
• 17:09
  Speaker B: Well, I don't. I didn't use it.
• 17:10
  Speaker A: It's insanely expensive.
• 17:11
  Speaker B: You can rent them. So now you can.
• 17:13
  Speaker A: Why would I rent a bassinet?
• 17:15
  Speaker B: No, I think you should. That would be a renter. I would do that.
• 17:19
  Speaker A: So another baby was sleeping in it.
• 17:21
  Speaker B: Yeah, but it's. It's like you put your own sheets. You do. It's like.
• 17:24
  Speaker A: All right. Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker B: Okay, borrow rent.
• 17:27
  Speaker A: So you liked it or not?
• 17:29
  Speaker B: I didn't use it. But people love it.
• 17:31
  Speaker A: Okay, so we don't know anything.
• 17:33
  Speaker B: Halo. And the halo I have a love hate relationship with because it like did this weird slanting thing. But my husband told me it's because.
• 17:42
  Speaker A: I can't get the slanting one. There's one that doesn't slant. There's one you press on to get your baby out. That's why it slanted.
• 17:48
  Speaker B: Oh, no, I had the press.
• 17:49
  Speaker A: Yeah. I didn't have the press.
• 17:50
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 17:51
  Speaker A: So I had two. I recommend getting two bassinets. One for downstairs, one for upstairs. It was. I borrowed my sister in law's halo. I had the Monte. I don't even know what it's called. I have to literally read it. It was the Monte design Rockwell bassinet. It was an old fashioned rocking bassinet. It was just like an old school thing. I had that down here. He loved it.
• 18:12
  Speaker B: It looked really pretty.
• 18:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. It was aesthetically pleasing, obviously for my living room. But I like that one, actually. I mean, I really liked it. I think it did him well. But when we brought him upstairs next to our bed when he was still neck in our room.
• 18:23
  Speaker B: Right.
• 18:24
  Speaker A: My sister in law gave me the halo to use. I didn't think it mattered. I don't know. I don't. It was a good sleepy. But I didn't mind the halo. It was fine. But it was annoying to get him in and out of it, I have to say.
• 18:35
  Speaker B: I do have to say there's a bunch of different halos. Like one halo has like a vibrating sound thing. Like, I don't think you need any of that. Like just keep it simple folks.
• 18:43
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm moving on. Let's go on to the noise machines.
• 18:48
  Speaker B: Oh, I hate the hatch.
• 18:50
  Speaker A: That's crazy to me.
• 18:51
  Speaker B: I hate it because when I go.
• 18:53
  Speaker A: What do you use?
• 18:54
  Speaker B: I use the. It's on Amazon.
• 18:57
  Speaker A: I use the hatch and the travel hatch. I have two travel hatches. I have two normal size hatches. I am a white noise girly.
• 19:08
  Speaker B: The Amazon Jack and rose sound machine that cranks. I need.
• 19:12
  Speaker A: Wait, I have that. Does it have like a tan bottom? Y. I have that from my mom's house.
• 19:16
  Speaker B: It does crank way higher than the. The house loud and.
• 19:20
  Speaker A: And it plays like bird noises and it plays.
• 19:22
  Speaker B: It does a lot of different noises and I don't know about you, but my house I need sound machines like in every corner so that the volume is just way higher than the hatch.
• 19:32
  Speaker A: But I like the hatch because it like. I don't know, the sound is better like. Yeah, the jack and what is it called? Jack and it's just like it sounds like it's a little bit cheaper sounding. You know what I mean? But it. I do agree with you because I have it at my parents house. It does, it does the same sh. I do like the goodbye baby. That sound. Oh God, the lights on the hatch and the white noise. I'm a white noise.
• 19:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. I'm only white noise.
• 19:56
  Speaker A: But I did a survey. We like we said we did surveys with our family members and friends. People like the ocean sound.
• 20:05
  Speaker B: Oh yeah. Like the waves. I like rain too, but sometimes that makes me have to pee.
• 20:11
  Speaker A: Honestly. Same. But you know what else. What color, what light do you use? Well, on the.
• 20:16
  Speaker B: When my kids didn't care because they still use them and they now they want to pick out their lights. But I always did like the cool blue.
• 20:22
  Speaker A: Oh you did? Yeah, so I read that.
• 20:25
  Speaker B: Oh, white. But the red is supposed to be what you're supposed to use.
• 20:28
  Speaker A: I do the red at my parents house with the jack and yeah. Thing.
• 20:31
  Speaker B: Yeah. How about baby carriers?
• 20:35
  Speaker A: Okay, wait, one more thing though. I have the hatch travel. That thing cranks how.
• 20:40
  Speaker B: What does it look like?
• 20:42
  Speaker A: Yeah, you've seen it attaches to this car seat.
• 20:44
  Speaker B: Oh yes. Oh, I like that. That's.
• 20:46
  Speaker A: I like that one.
• 20:47
  Speaker B: If you want to get the travel. The shusher.
• 20:50
  Speaker A: Oh, I have the shusher too.
• 20:52
  Speaker B: Do you like that?
• 20:53
  Speaker A: Yeah. So my cousin told me that because I. I used to do old school social. It did work when he was an infant. The shisha, it's like. It's kind of bulky though.
• 21:03
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker A: I did Buy two of them. When we used to go to dinner and stuff, I used to attack the shisha. I liked it. But I also had the travel hats. When you buy so many things, it's like you don't know what to do. But I like the travel hats for sleep. I like the shusher for like when we're just need him to be just like. Yeah, shushing.
• 21:17
  Speaker B: Like there are so many things. There is so overwhelming.
• 21:19
  Speaker A: It's just preference, honestly.
• 21:21
  Speaker B: But like looking back at like all my kids, like their first year of life, like, you really don't need all the shit.
• 21:27
  Speaker A: You don't.
• 21:28
  Speaker B: You really don't.
• 21:28
  Speaker A: And I gotta be honest with you, because everyone could tell you what to buy and what to do. You can train your kid to want and do what? Like, like the hatch and like this bassinet. Like, I really don't think, like people like swear by things. I don't think I swear by anything. Yeah, but I do. But I am going to tell you the baby braza.
• 21:48
  Speaker B: I would swear I would.
• 21:49
  Speaker A: I mean, that's just like standard. I'm talking about the things your kids sleep in, sex, all that shit. But I said I feel like it just really preference. Like, I'm just giving you my opinion what worked for my kid. Right, and if it works for your kid, then you're going to swear by it too. You know, sleeping.
• 22:07
  Speaker B: Talking about sleep. Zacks, did you ever use the Michelin? The Marshmallow man suit?
• 22:14
  Speaker A: The dreamland?
• 22:15
  Speaker B: Not the Dreamland. It's like an actual marshmallow suit. I forget what it's called.
• 22:19
  Speaker A: No, what is that?
• 22:20
  Speaker B: It literally is like a full body suit. And it's just supposed to like, it's supposed to be for really infants and like they can't move at all. And they look like.
• 22:28
  Speaker A: Oh, I've seen it.
• 22:29
  Speaker B: I forget what it's called.
• 22:29
  Speaker A: Does it tie your arms in that?
• 22:31
  Speaker B: That one doesn't. But you can't move in it. Like, they're like this Also.
• 22:35
  Speaker A: What was the.
• 22:36
  Speaker B: I like the Squirrel. The Squirrel.
• 22:38
  Speaker A: So that's crazy. I was just gonna tell you. The sleep sack thing. Gio used to sleep with his arms up, but he didn't used to.
• 22:42
  Speaker B: He didn't like the sweat.
• 22:43
  Speaker A: He didn't like that he couldn't move his arms down.
• 22:46
  Speaker B: My kids loved it. And they just.
• 22:47
  Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, I did the dreamland for a little bit because the. The heavy weighted was supposed to help the baby.
• 22:52
  Speaker B: I like that.
• 22:53
  Speaker A: And then I. For one day I was like, I'm just gonna try kite Baby. Cause temperature is what freaked me out at night. Too hot. Too cold.
• 22:59
  Speaker B: Kite baby has good sleep sex.
• 23:01
  Speaker A: I swear by. I'm gonna say I didn't swear by, but I do swear by the kite baby sleep sack. It regulates temperature. They're soft. The colors are cool. The designs. I, you know, my friend, I mean sister just text me about like a sleep sack and I gave her a whole rundown on the kite baby. Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker B: Vienna is three years old. She still like is obsessed.
• 23:19
  Speaker A: What's the limit on when you stop?
• 23:21
  Speaker B: I mean, she should probably be out. Like she's still in a crib, but she has her kite baby sleep sack and it's like I feel like I could fit in it. It's like so long.
• 23:30
  Speaker A: What? So she's in a large. She was in a medium.
• 23:33
  Speaker B: I think. I think it's an extra large.
• 23:34
  Speaker A: Yeah, because. And what temperature do you get? Like what, what do they call it?
• 23:38
  Speaker B: T O B. I don't know.
• 23:40
  Speaker A: I didn't know that was that I always get.
• 23:42
  Speaker B: Oh yes, I did know.
• 23:44
  Speaker A: There's 0.5, which is for like I always get confused.
• 23:47
  Speaker B: I don't know point.
• 23:48
  Speaker A: There's 0.5, there's 1.0 and there's 2.0.
• 23:54
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 23:54
  Speaker A: 2.0 is like in the dead of winter you get a heavy sleep sack. It's very thick. I have one. I never use it because I just feel like dead of winter. My house is at 70. Anyway, I always do the one in the middle. Yeah. Because it's just lighter. But it also is a blankie he loves and he knows now like he puts his arms out to put a sleep second and like there's this little.
• 24:14
  Speaker B: I put him in it. You put your baby in it? Yeah, he fell asleep on me. It was the best thing ever.
• 24:20
  Speaker A: That was so cute that he fell.
• 24:21
  Speaker B: Asleep on you so snuggly.
• 24:24
  Speaker A: He honestly has never fallen asleep on me with like. Like that in a while. Maybe when I put him to bed. But he fell asleep on you and like just falling asleep on you.
• 24:32
  Speaker B: That was so good.
• 24:34
  Speaker A: Emily watched my kid when we had a wedding and it was like the best thing ever. He slept for 12, actually 12 hours.
• 24:39
  Speaker B: I put him down at 8, like 20. And he slept till 8:30.
• 24:43
  Speaker A: We picked him up at 8:30 in the morning. We were going to pick him up after the wedding.
• 24:46
  Speaker B: We were gonna pick him up at like 12 o' clock. He was in a dead asleep in the pack and play. I was like, why would we do that? Why would you do that like you're gonna wake your baby to put him back to sleep at your house when you can just come in the morning.
• 24:56
  Speaker A: Yeah, why would I. Why would we do that?
• 24:57
  Speaker B: I don't know, but I'm glad you didn't because it was so fun to have him in the morning.
• 25:00
  Speaker A: Love you for that. Okay, now that we got past that, let's wait. Do you have anything to say else about, like, sleeping? Because your kids don't say.
• 25:09
  Speaker B: My kids don't see Is mine. No, I mean, I really just use the sound machine. Kite baby.
• 25:15
  Speaker A: Like, what's your. What's your. What is your. Always.
• 25:18
  Speaker B: What happens.
• 25:19
  Speaker A: What are you.
• 25:20
  Speaker B: Blackout curtains. See, like, oh, you don't do it. So in Joey's room, I have blackout currents. In Vienna's room, I don't. I don't know why, but Vienna's room is so bright and she can fall.
• 25:30
  Speaker A: Asleep in the daylight.
• 25:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, like that. Doing stuff like that.
• 25:33
  Speaker A: I highly recommend to not make it dark for your kid because you're gonna struggle putting them to sleep on the beach in the daylight.
• 25:39
  Speaker B: 100%.
• 25:40
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, Gio can sleep anywhere because he's used to light. We don't do blackout. We didn't get blackout curtains, like, in our. In our rooms.
• 25:46
  Speaker B: Yeah, I did. So.
• 25:48
  Speaker A: So now your kids have to sleep in the dark.
• 25:49
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker A: That's okay. Anyway, almost out of now, so. Yeah, I do. Sound machine's a must. Binky is. He doesn't use anytime. He's Mickey. Anytime. Besides, at night.
• 25:59
  Speaker B: And what kind of binky he uses?
• 26:01
  Speaker A: Bibs.
• 26:01
  Speaker B: Bibs.
• 26:02
  Speaker A: I was thinking about this.
• 26:03
  Speaker B: A wubba knob. The wubby. The wubba knob club. We were part of the wubbin up club.
• 26:07
  Speaker A: The animal that hit child's mouth.
• 26:10
  Speaker B: My babies love that so much. Avocado. Joey had a turtle avocado, and we called him Kado. He had him for the first two years of his life. Like, I have him. I have Kado in a. Like, a precious box. I made a precious box for Joey. Only Joey. Only my first kid has a precious box. But Kato is in there. And I, like, look at it sometimes.
• 26:27
  Speaker A: Like, oh, I remember Gio never did the wubby.
• 26:30
  Speaker B: I love.
• 26:31
  Speaker A: This is where I come in and say, like, your parents. The parents just trained you. Like, how did Geo. I do remember saying, like, how am I ever going to know what binky this kid wants? Because I had a bunch. Yeah, but he just. I think I just took what he used. The bibs.
• 26:47
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker A: I love it. It's like, it's I don't know.
• 26:48
  Speaker B: Yeah, I like that one, too. But the Wubbies are good because a lot of when you're trying to get them to stop, you can cut. So the stuffed animal could still be, like, their little, like, safety friend.
• 27:00
  Speaker A: But she was, like, not a binky guy until he. What is like, your three, four things that you need for bedtime?
• 27:05
  Speaker B: Sound machine. Sleeps at kite Type baby. You use type baby. Yeah, like, when they were little, I used the swaddle.
• 27:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, we never did that.
• 27:17
  Speaker B: And what else do I use?
• 27:18
  Speaker A: Blackout shades.
• 27:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker A: Binkies, though.
• 27:21
  Speaker B: No, but, like, bottles. My kids would, like, drink bottles. Too bad.
• 27:24
  Speaker A: Yeah. Now, Cheeto doesn't sleep on a bottle, so know that.
• 27:27
  Speaker B: No, it was bad. I don't think you're supposed to do that, but whatever works. Rocco still has his bottle. Comatoma bottle.
• 27:33
  Speaker A: So you wake up and his bottle's in his crib.
• 27:35
  Speaker B: Yeah, but when I. I hate that. It's disgusting. One time, actually.
• 27:39
  Speaker A: Absolutely.
• 27:40
  Speaker B: I like when I think about it, I, like, sneak in and I'll take it. But he knows now. Like, I'm sure when he was younger, like, he would drink gross milk, but, like, now he knows, like, that's disgusting. He actually says old bottle. It's so funny. He said it this morning.
• 27:55
  Speaker A: Old.
• 27:58
  Speaker B: Oh, you don't want spoiled milk.
• 28:00
  Speaker A: It's probably. Tastes good, honey. So moving on.
• 28:02
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker A: Oh, baby carriers is a good one. That's where you strap your kid on. Yeah. Gio never did that. You swore by that.
• 28:10
  Speaker B: Well, so when you have your second and third, you kind of have to wear your baby because you need to.
• 28:13
  Speaker A: Joey do that.
• 28:14
  Speaker B: Your first Joey was. Joey never was in a carrier. Remember when I made you get a 500 baby carrier?
• 28:21
  Speaker A: 500 baby carrier. She made me get the Art of Poppy. Cool.
• 28:24
  Speaker B: The Art of Pop.
• 28:26
  Speaker A: But it was on my. You made me put on my registry.
• 28:27
  Speaker B: I mean, it's just really chic and cool, and you would want it, and.
• 28:31
  Speaker A: He would be in it. First of all, you would lose his head. I don't even understand. There's, like, a million ways you can put it. Like, I understand.
• 28:37
  Speaker B: I assignment it. You know, what about yours is, like.
• 28:40
  Speaker A: Rotted because you used it so much?
• 28:41
  Speaker B: No. So it was easy for me to get on by myself. That's what I like.
• 28:45
  Speaker A: And then you're. So your firstborn started.
• 28:47
  Speaker B: Joey would clip it for me in the back.
• 28:49
  Speaker A: I would need somebody to clip me. I don't understand. It was a 500 carrier, and I did not. I like it.
• 28:54
  Speaker B: Meanwhile, is it here like, do you still have it?
• 28:56
  Speaker A: It's in my bedroom. Should I sell it? Like maybe my second.
• 29:00
  Speaker B: Yeah, keep it for your second because you might really need to wear the baby. Because second and third babies are definitely more worn.
• 29:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, well, I mean, to be honest with you, I don't. I love a baby carrier, but just not the art of poppy. Tick Tock sent me a Panda Woo for free and we loved it. And so did Gio. It was a seat.
• 29:17
  Speaker B: Yes, I really wanted to see.
• 29:18
  Speaker A: Then it strapped him in and he was obsessed with him.
• 29:21
  Speaker B: And you could take the strap off. So it's just a seat.
• 29:24
  Speaker A: If you want to just hold them on your.
• 29:25
  Speaker B: Like, you could probably still use it. Like, it's just a seat.
• 29:27
  Speaker A: Totally.
• 29:27
  Speaker B: Until they're like three. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker A: Panda Woo and a Woo.
• 29:31
  Speaker B: I liked it a lot and I like the art of pop. But there's also the. There's the baby Bichorn carrier.
• 29:38
  Speaker A: Oh, they sell carrots.
• 29:39
  Speaker B: Yeah. I didn't love that. That would be on my trash. But I used.
• 29:43
  Speaker A: You know what I also love? Speaking of bajorn, The Bajorn table chair. Oh, I brought it. I still bring it.
• 29:50
  Speaker B: Wait, the one that just hooks onto like a table island. Loved it. Oh yeah, I love that too.
• 29:53
  Speaker A: You like, keep yours on your counter, but yours is not.
• 29:55
  Speaker B: Mine is permanent.
• 29:56
  Speaker A: It is.
• 29:57
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 29:58
  Speaker A: What is that one?
• 29:59
  Speaker B: I gotta look it up. But I. My kids loved that.
• 30:03
  Speaker A: Yeah, Gio loved a bichon. I took it to restaurants, but now I put him in a high chair.
• 30:06
  Speaker B: Do you know what? The kitchen helper.
• 30:09
  Speaker A: The kitchen helper.
• 30:11
  Speaker B: That is a holy grail.
• 30:12
  Speaker A: I love it.
• 30:13
  Speaker B: My kids still use it. It's hard to clean.
• 30:16
  Speaker A: Hard to clean. And it's big. It is big, but it does fold up. But it's like you never fold it. Really hard to clean and it bothers me.
• 30:22
  Speaker B: Is yours out like all the time? Yeah, like minus.
• 30:25
  Speaker A: But it's disgustingly dirty. I have to like clean the crevices and it's.
• 30:29
  Speaker B: Well, ours are.
• 30:30
  Speaker A: Which is big and bulky, but I guess like when he's older, I can.
• 30:34
  Speaker B: They make smaller ones.
• 30:35
  Speaker A: Yeah, we could just climb into it. But I needed something that was safe for him for now.
• 30:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker A: What is it? It's from Amazon. What is it? My mother in law bought it for his birthday.
• 30:42
  Speaker B: My. My mom bought it and I.
• 30:44
  Speaker A: Any kitchen, honestly, if you want a kitchen helper, just a standing thing that attaches to the kitchen. That way you can.
• 30:51
  Speaker B: It's just like a place for it. But once you do get it. Just know they will never sit in a high chair again.
• 30:56
  Speaker A: They want to eat.
• 30:57
  Speaker B: They want to eat standing up. They want to play in it.
• 30:59
  Speaker A: Speaking of high chair.
• 31:01
  Speaker B: Oh, we didn't even add that. I know you love my high chair. Your son right now is in my high chair.
• 31:07
  Speaker A: The Four moms. No.
• 31:08
  Speaker B: And my mom is feeding him, singing, if you're happy and you know it.
• 31:11
  Speaker A: She is feeding him Pennevaca.
• 31:14
  Speaker B: It's four months.
• 31:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. I have an aesthetically pleasing. Park the aesthetic with your high chair.
• 31:19
  Speaker B: It's on the tip of my tongue. Tip of my tongue. Tip of my tongue.
• 31:22
  Speaker A: Husband's going to check real quick.
• 31:24
  Speaker B: Whatever, we'll get back.
• 31:25
  Speaker A: Whatever. We'll get back. You don't want it anyway, so it's fine. The four moms, I do love. It's not aesthetically pleasing. It looks like a trash bag.
• 31:31
  Speaker B: But, like, my house, you can't.
• 31:34
  Speaker A: The kid, like, my son stands up in my head.
• 31:36
  Speaker B: I can't get out. Once. Once the tray is on your traps. I never even use the straps. But the tray. Once the tray is. And it's magnetic. So, like, it comes with easily clean, easy, wipe down, hollow.
• 31:50
  Speaker A: Lala. Oh, Lalo. You know, Lalo brand, they have, like, trays and, you know.
• 31:54
  Speaker B: Oh, I don't know the Lalo.
• 31:57
  Speaker A: It's aesthetically pleasing, but it comes with, like, a cover for the seat. But he can sit up.
• 32:02
  Speaker B: He just, like, gets out of it. Like, Rocco would do terrible in that.
• 32:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, Gio, like, almost has fallen out of it, so.
• 32:08
  Speaker B: But the four moms, the high chair, it. The tray is magnetic, so, like, you can. It comes with magnetic plates, so they can't, like, throw the plate. It sticks to the tray. But also, it's a little bit annoying because when you're doing, like, a fork that's metal, it gets stuck, but it's like.
• 32:26
  Speaker A: Also, I mean, at first, I feel like everything's just thrown on the tray. You just eat it off the tray.
• 32:30
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Most of the time it happens, too.
• 32:35
  Speaker A: Well, for moms, I definitely recommend that high chair. It was good. But anyway. All right, so, you know, we know. I feel like we're being very cutting, but I feel like this is. We're just talking about product, so let's just keep going.
• 32:46
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker A: Diapers. I make coterie through and through. And not because of the most expensive and the highest brand aesthetic. Whatever, like, they are known for. This is why my kid sleeps through the night. Okay, so get rid of your Pampers. He. They can hold so much Pee for hours. Oh, my God. If Jew sleeps 12 hours, it's like, still he can go another three.
• 33:11
  Speaker B: It.
• 33:11
  Speaker A: It helps them sleep through the night. I'm telling you. That's why kids wake up because they have a wet diaper.
• 33:15
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker A: Or they're teething or whatever the fuck it is. But three, I swear spent the money. I'm telling you, get a code of Ray. I swear by it.
• 33:23
  Speaker B: I was a Pampers.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: They're fine.
• 33:25
  Speaker B: They're fine. But I do say, I will say, like, my kids wake up soaking wet with the Pampers, like, through their diaper.
• 33:31
  Speaker A: Gio has never went through a diaper.
• 33:32
  Speaker B: Right. So, yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker A: I believe I'm not going. And it's not because they're most expensive, because they help.
• 33:37
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker A: Sleep for the night. Hold.
• 33:38
  Speaker B: You know what people don't talk about once you potty train? It's potty training is what one thing. But like, once they're already potty trained and they're actually, like, pooping and peeing on the potty, it's more annoying because you still have to wipe their ass. You have to wipe them.
• 33:53
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker B: And you, like, if you're out, like, I was just out with, like, I had to find a fucking bathroom at Marshalls. Like, it was so annoying. Like, I just.
• 34:01
  Speaker A: I was like, I don't want to do that.
• 34:04
  Speaker B: No, it's so annoying because, like, she wears pull ups. She wears well. Yeah. Like, so if you're out when she.
• 34:08
  Speaker A: Pees or poops in her pull up, is that okay?
• 34:10
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's fine if you pee in.
• 34:13
  Speaker A: Your pull up or. No, no.
• 34:15
  Speaker B: Well, it depends on how much pee. Yeah. Like, they don't hold that much. She's never pooped in one.
• 34:21
  Speaker A: So pull ups can hold how much pay?
• 34:24
  Speaker B: Well, if you want to be precise, 12 ounces. I don't know. But not take her to the party.
• 34:31
  Speaker A: As soon as she has to go.
• 34:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it's annoying. And even Joey, like, Joey still doesn't wipe his own ass. So, like, I just feel like I'm constantly wiping butts.
• 34:38
  Speaker A: I don't think I wipe my ass.
• 34:40
  Speaker B: It is harder to wipe a butt when they're not, like, laying down and like, like trying to wipe Vienna's butt is so hard. Till you were 10, 11 years old.
• 34:49
  Speaker A: I think I would. I think g. Who was she wiped your ass? Yeah, I think so.
• 34:53
  Speaker B: Hey, that's fantastic.
• 34:54
  Speaker A: I hated wiping my own butt.
• 34:56
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker A: I mean, I screwed my own ass. I wiped my own ass. I bite my own ass. What's that from? Oh, I wipe my own ass.
• 35:05
  Speaker B: Oh, I don't know, you know, I.
• 35:08
  Speaker A: Wipe my own big daddy.
• 35:09
  Speaker B: Big daddy. I love that movie. Vienna has a bubble butt, so it is hard to like find her.
• 35:16
  Speaker A: But what ass does she have?
• 35:17
  Speaker B: My husband's.
• 35:18
  Speaker A: Is it bubble butt?
• 35:19
  Speaker B: Bubble butt?
• 35:20
  Speaker A: Yeah, my husband. I don't know if I think Gio has Michael's ass.
• 35:23
  Speaker B: Do you think hon has Joe's ass? And I don't know how, but yes.
• 35:28
  Speaker A: I can't find her crack.
• 35:29
  Speaker B: I can't find the crack. It's hard. It's really hard.
• 35:32
  Speaker A: More gross.
• 35:32
  Speaker B: It's gross. Yeah. Go back in diapers.
• 35:37
  Speaker A: You're three. Go back in time.
• 35:38
  Speaker B: Speaking of diapers, actually, how about a diaper caddy? How do you feel about those?
• 35:44
  Speaker A: Pointless. But I do have one in the nursery that like, is on top of. Something that holds everything. Why I don't bring it around town.
• 35:51
  Speaker B: No, no, not a diaper caddy. Sorry. A diaper trash can. Like, like the diaper garbage.
• 35:57
  Speaker A: I love it.
• 35:58
  Speaker B: You do? Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker A: I have the UV light kills bacteria. We have the munchkin one. It's still in my living room. You can't even smell none. You have the one I have upstairs. Other one I have upstairs. The one that stinks.
• 36:09
  Speaker B: I, I had that. I, I, I got rid of it.
• 36:12
  Speaker A: What do you do with your poop diapers? Just throw them in your.
• 36:13
  Speaker B: Straight in the trash.
• 36:14
  Speaker A: No. Swear by them. No, I have the munchkin and the. What's the other one we have?
• 36:20
  Speaker B: I don't know the name because I didn't look it up because I didn't think of it till just now. But I like the munchkin. I think they're stupid. I think you just put the diaper in the dash. You know what's funny? Your sister in law, I think she, she puts the poop, she dumps it in the toilet.
• 36:35
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker B: Would you do that if it do you do that? No, I would never think to do that. But people do do that. I saw Steph do it once and.
• 36:42
  Speaker A: I was like, I mean, you stole like squishy poop.
• 36:44
  Speaker B: Oh, but if he had a hard poop, would you do that? No, I would never do that.
• 36:48
  Speaker A: I guess if I was like, no, I wouldn't do that.
• 36:50
  Speaker B: But it makes sense to not have the smell. Yeah, but I like thought that was crazy.
• 36:54
  Speaker A: One time, solid pooping, that much.
• 36:56
  Speaker B: No, stop. We're not gonna talk about.
• 36:58
  Speaker A: I'm not spiraling. We're not spiraling.
• 37:00
  Speaker B: Your son poops. Fine.
• 37:03
  Speaker A: So yeah, I love the munchkin uv it light goes on. The. The smell stays inside. It does smell when you. I mean, it's fun. You have to take it out. I forgot to tell you, it's full. He doesn't care.
• 37:16
  Speaker B: Fancy diaper pals. I think those are shitty fancy.
• 37:19
  Speaker A: It's just like, it's easy convenience right next to his changing table.
• 37:22
  Speaker B: Yeah, I guess, you know. Yeah. So that's that like tiny designer outfits that you wear one time.
• 37:29
  Speaker A: You know what's a good one? Strollers. Let's get into it.
• 37:31
  Speaker B: Why is it that like you find this one perfect stroller or you think it is, but you still have like three other ones?
• 37:38
  Speaker A: I have two shoulders, but I also have like a umbrella stroller too. Rinky dink.
• 37:43
  Speaker B: Oh, I actually don't have an umbrella stroller, but I. Well, I do. It's a Mickey Mouse one, but it's actually garbage. Like.
• 37:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's a true. That's probably from when you were.
• 37:52
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Like Vienna.
• 37:53
  Speaker A: Like your mom passed that down.
• 37:57
  Speaker B: But the stroller that got me through my three kids and I used it for each one of them.
• 38:03
  Speaker A: Swear by this thing.
• 38:04
  Speaker B: The Vista. No, but I have a love hate relationship with it because uppababy Vista. I feel like it's just like you gotta get it. You just have to get. Well, the nuna. Does the nuna have all the attachments too? Yeah, because I don't know about the nuna.
• 38:20
  Speaker A: These strollers confuse the fuck out.
• 38:22
  Speaker B: No, there are like 500 ways to.
• 38:23
  Speaker A: Do this stroller and there's so many. And there's like I get confused.
• 38:27
  Speaker B: People like to buy.
• 38:27
  Speaker A: Do you have the TRVL and like.
• 38:29
  Speaker B: The attachments you have to buy. It's so shitty because these things don't come with everything. So you have to buy attachments. You have to buy. You have to buy attachments that raise one seat so you can fit the other seat that doesn't even come with the stroller. You have to buy the rumbler seat separate. That's another 200 rumbler seat.
• 38:47
  Speaker A: Like why can't we just talk about the stroller?
• 38:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, so I swear by it because it got me through my kids and it's just. It was easy for me. It is heavy. It's very heavy. But like the nuna I think is lighter.
• 39:00
  Speaker A: Like fold up.
• 39:01
  Speaker B: Mine folds up.
• 39:02
  Speaker A: I mean take the attachment off every time.
• 39:05
  Speaker B: Yeah, you just used to take that. You can keep it on, but like then it's like really big in the trunk. Like I take each seat off every time.
• 39:12
  Speaker A: Okay, let Me get you on something real quick. I have the nuna.
• 39:17
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 39:17
  Speaker A: The first nuna.
• 39:18
  Speaker B: The travel one or not.
• 39:19
  Speaker A: Okay. Not the travel.
• 39:20
  Speaker B: You're talking about the big one.
• 39:21
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, there's a name for it. God willing. I don't know. There's so many.
• 39:24
  Speaker B: But the nuna. Big.
• 39:25
  Speaker A: It's the attachment one. But when you take the attachment off, it folds, and then the shoulder folds nicely. Yeah, but then I use that. And then you can. That's the one you could put different attachments on.
• 39:35
  Speaker B: Okay. So that's.
• 39:36
  Speaker A: And that one can be facing towards you, it can be facing away.
• 39:38
  Speaker B: So that's equivalent to the vista, but probably better because it's lighter and more compact. More compact.
• 39:46
  Speaker A: And then.
• 39:46
  Speaker B: So go with that one, folks. Yeah, I keep saying folks. I said it twice. Don't freaking me out.
• 39:51
  Speaker A: But honestly, I do like your stroller. Like, it's nice, but, like, that was.
• 39:55
  Speaker B: A true laugh attack. Have you ever had one of those? I used to get those in school, and it was like a nervous laugh. I just break out of teacher. Like, what the. Is the teacher would send me? The principal.
• 40:10
  Speaker A: You were that kid. I can't even stand that. Oh, my. So my cousin's wife told me about the nuna travel. She swore by it, so I had to get it. And we did. I'm obsessed with it. No joke. All you do is this. Yeah, falls down. Falls right back up.
• 40:28
  Speaker B: That's easy.
• 40:30
  Speaker A: Calm down. I need to calm down. But when you're carrying your child or multiple children, it's so easy to.
• 40:37
  Speaker B: You should see me in a parking lot.
• 40:39
  Speaker A: Spokesperson for nuna.
• 40:40
  Speaker B: You should see me in a parking lot.
• 40:42
  Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't want to see you in a parking lot because it's stressful. And then meanwhile, you see me and I'm like, lift. Put it in the trunk. Lift.
• 40:52
  Speaker B: But once you get the hang of it, like, it's fine. I remember when I hired my nanny, I was teaching her how to use all these things. Like, she. She never used them before. I mean, yeah, like your stroller, if they don't never know how to use it.
• 41:06
  Speaker A: I know.
• 41:06
  Speaker B: So I was teaching her and we were both cracking up because, like, it was so.
• 41:11
  Speaker A: I wish I had the stroller.
• 41:13
  Speaker B: Like, just demonstrate. Yeah, do a demonstration. I do have it, but now she's got it down pat. And I was like. I watched her do it. 1. I watched her do it the other day. I was like, wow, you got. You're good. You got that.
• 41:21
  Speaker A: And you're sexy doing It. But no, I swear by the noon to travel. I really think it's worth the money.
• 41:27
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker A: I don't even think it's that expensive. But. And it's such a tr. It is the true travel stroll. Like we brought it to Florida, we've brought it to Bahamas. We brought it everywhere with us. And it's so easy and compact and it's so. If you have your hands full, it's so easy to bring up and down. Like I just. That's why I like it's convenient. The only thing is it's so light that when you're going on sidewalks that are not like the bumpy and stuff, it kind of like, you know, is a bumpy ride. But I feel like that's any stroller.
• 41:55
  Speaker B: I just thought of a really funny story with the vista. One time we were going over a bump and Vienna was sitting in the front rumbler seat. Joey was up top and I think I was wearing Rocco. I was wearing Rocco and I went over a bump and I guess I didn't have the rumbler seat clicked in all the way and Vienna just with the seat just went off and I ran her over. Literally ran her over. She was okay. No, she was crying like she just wasn't her. But it was so dangerous looking. Mom roll her over. She was probably Geo's age. She was like 15 months.
• 42:31
  Speaker A: Crazy. That's crazy scene.
• 42:32
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker A: To watch. Where were you at the park or something?
• 42:34
  Speaker B: No, I was in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. I don't know why. It just popped in my head.
• 42:38
  Speaker A: You don't know why?
• 42:40
  Speaker B: In a stroller, I guess I used to walk there. I don't do that anymore.
• 42:44
  Speaker A: But yeah, that's pretty crazy.
• 42:45
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker A: Okay, so fair strollers are a big one. So. But I mean you don't. You don't gotta listen to us.
• 42:51
  Speaker B: Last summer upgraded to the wagon.
• 42:56
  Speaker A: I've seen. I want the wagon just for jam.
• 42:58
  Speaker B: No, if you're gonna get a wagon, get the veer.
• 43:01
  Speaker A: Okay, I've seen that.
• 43:02
  Speaker B: The wonderfold. That. That thing is almost £100. You should see me getting that out of the trunk. It's actually £50. It doesn't. The stroke. I have to choose before like going on the. Like if I was going to like the zoo or something, I have to choose like, okay, am I bringing the wagon or am I bringing the stroller? Because both don't fit.
• 43:20
  Speaker A: Wagon is so close.
• 43:21
  Speaker B: The wagon is. But I've had. I've used the wagon and then all the kids are not sitting in the wagon by the time.
• 43:28
  Speaker A: But wagon could fit one kid in all their stuff.
• 43:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, it's huge. The Wonderfold is literally a bus. It, it is a bus. My husband, like. So you recommend from here? Yeah. People love that I don't have it, but I wish I had it.
• 43:43
  Speaker A: What's the difference? Is it lighter or something?
• 43:45
  Speaker B: Lighter. I think they have a four seater, so mine is a four seater. They have the Veer two seater and the four seater. But like the one that I have.
• 43:52
  Speaker A: I've never seen you use the wagon.
• 43:53
  Speaker B: No, I know. I, I, I need to use it.
• 43:56
  Speaker A: Your husband wants to kick your ass.
• 43:57
  Speaker B: I'm sure I needed it.
• 43:59
  Speaker A: You don't even use it.
• 44:00
  Speaker B: I know. Well, the first time I ever used it, I was going to the seaside boardwalk. I was by myself with the three kids.
• 44:07
  Speaker A: I remember this story. I can't believe you did that, by the way.
• 44:09
  Speaker B: I know. Looking back, I was crazy. But I was trying to get up the ramp, like, to get onto the boardwalk. I was by myself. I had all three kids in the wagon.
• 44:19
  Speaker A: So Rocco could sit up.
• 44:20
  Speaker B: Rocco could sit up. Yeah, like, they're strapped in. There's a five, There's a five strap harness for four seats in this wagon. It's literally a bus. And they were all strapped in, and I was trying to make it up this ramp, and all of a sudden I hit like, a bumper. I was doing the curb and it just tilted and they all went like. But they were strapped in. But it tilted. It was like a scene. People came running. I was like, crying.
• 44:44
  Speaker A: No.
• 44:44
  Speaker B: Yes. I never told you.
• 44:45
  Speaker A: No, I don't remember that.
• 44:46
  Speaker B: It tilted totally over this nice man, like, helped me, like, pick it up. They were all, they were like screaming. It was like a roller coaster ride. And then he pushed it up because I couldn't.
• 44:56
  Speaker A: The ramps are steep.
• 44:58
  Speaker B: Ramps are steep. It was, it was tough. And I finally got it up on the boardwalk and then I was like, what am I gonna do now?
• 45:04
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Did you stay?
• 45:06
  Speaker B: Yeah, but I was meeting people. I was meeting my girlfriend, and thank God her husband was there because he helped me, like. Yeah, finish the job.
• 45:12
  Speaker A: Okay, well, not getting that wagon.
• 45:16
  Speaker B: But it was, it was because I was alone and it was heavy and I hit a. There was a lot of things.
• 45:20
  Speaker A: Yeah, That's a lot to do by herself, by the way.
• 45:22
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker A: No, we didn't talk about. But because we skipped over sleep. I just thought about it because I saw it on here. Well, let's actually, let's just go back and just leave. Because we have the pack and plays. We have the cameras and we have.
• 45:37
  Speaker B: Oh, the cameras.
• 45:38
  Speaker A: The. You had. I had the birch dot and you had the dock top.
• 45:41
  Speaker B: I love the dock attack.
• 45:43
  Speaker A: I mean, I feel like I had.
• 45:44
  Speaker B: The birch and they're like very similar.
• 45:46
  Speaker A: They're very similar.
• 45:47
  Speaker B: But Jill did love that.
• 45:49
  Speaker A: Gio loved that. Yeah, she slept in that a lot.
• 45:52
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker A: So Dr. Topperch, I feel like they were both good.
• 45:55
  Speaker B: My sister in law would put the bassinet in.
• 45:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, I would do that too.
• 46:00
  Speaker B: Everybody says you're not.
• 46:01
  Speaker A: And I was so postpartum. I thought he would fall out. Imagine he couldn't even move his arm. That's crazy. Oh, okay, let's talk about cameras. I don't use one, but I do have a nanit. But like to me, like everyone swears by the nanit, but it's a pain in the ass. Like, I guess you have to pay for the subscription to see all the activity and the breathing and the strap. People sweat. I have that strap you wear around the waist.
• 46:24
  Speaker B: Oh, it has that too.
• 46:25
  Speaker A: Yeah. If they're sick or whatever. We literally don't even have a. We have a rinky dink one from Amazon Portable thing.
• 46:32
  Speaker B: I. We use the Nest cameras. We have them.
• 46:35
  Speaker A: Did yours come with a like a.
• 46:38
  Speaker B: No. Like, it's all on my phone. It's on my phone. Or my Google said it like that.
• 46:41
  Speaker A: It was on my phone. It's like annoying.
• 46:43
  Speaker B: I like that it's on my phone. But like if you have a babysitter, it's not on like their phone.
• 46:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, right.
• 46:49
  Speaker B: It's like.
• 46:50
  Speaker A: That's why I like the monitor.
• 46:52
  Speaker B: Right.
• 46:52
  Speaker A: Which one has the monitor? My friend has one that has the monitor. I think it was.
• 46:57
  Speaker B: Oh, I do like the monitor.
• 46:59
  Speaker A: I like the monitor thing. I mean, I should probably put a camera in my son's room. But just like, too late now. Yeah, but I don't know. I have this one from Amazon.
• 47:07
  Speaker B: Well, you know when you will put a camera in? When he starts either climbing out of the crib or. Because then you like need to know where he is.
• 47:13
  Speaker A: Yeah, but the name, like, because we have it in the living room right now for the dog gets me, sends me a notification. Any little sound, even the TV's on. It's annoying.
• 47:24
  Speaker B: The nest picks up like weird. Like those light things.
• 47:27
  Speaker A: Yeah, everything.
• 47:27
  Speaker B: Like, someone's in Joey's room.
• 47:29
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker B: Who's in Joey's room?
• 47:30
  Speaker A: I know. I don't like it.
• 47:31
  Speaker B: I don't like that's Why?
• 47:32
  Speaker A: I like this rinky dink, but I.
• 47:33
  Speaker B: Feel like a lot of Amazon cameras that are. That are hooked up to the Internet do that.
• 47:38
  Speaker A: Yeah. Which is. I don't like it at all. Before I forget, pack and plays. I have a nuna and a four moms. And the four moms, I mean, they both come with, like, changing tables on top.
• 47:47
  Speaker B: I never used the top part.
• 47:49
  Speaker A: Me either. But my cousin Gina, who has three boys, she just had her third. Not just, but he's still like infant. Like, and she swears by. Because she keeps it right in her. Which is so smart. Right in her living room with the changing table. Like, why wouldn't I just do that? Why'd I buy a full blown $100 changing table? Just use the pack and play. But I feel like my living room's, like, not set up for it.
• 48:13
  Speaker B: I had a changing table and a pack and play, but the changing table.
• 48:16
  Speaker A: For the like on it. I guess we use it for like a hot minute down the shore. But they both have changing tables, which is, like, so smart.
• 48:22
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker A: But I liked the nuna because it was aesthetic and it had levels to it.
• 48:28
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker A: The nuna. You could leave it on top when he was little and then bring it to the bottom when you got bigger. When it started to stand.
• 48:34
  Speaker B: Well, I. The four mom says that too.
• 48:36
  Speaker A: I like the four moms because it's easily more so easy. Easy to pull. You could push it down easily and bring it up. The nuna's is a little bit harder, but I don't know why I have both, but I just do.
• 48:46
  Speaker B: I like the four moms. Go with four moms.
• 48:47
  Speaker A: And by the way, pack and play. You not only sleep in it, you play in it. So if.
• 48:52
  Speaker B: If you're an easy baby. Some babies scream.
• 48:54
  Speaker A: I know, I know. And I just posted tick tock and people went crazy on it. I'm like, okay, well, my son, like, he just entertained.
• 49:02
  Speaker B: Play.
• 49:02
  Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, let's move on to segment two. Like, total trash.
• 49:08
  Speaker B: Trash. White warmers. Trash. I have one.
• 49:12
  Speaker A: I have one.
• 49:13
  Speaker B: Yeah, but you're just like, I don't use it. I know, but if people. You're setting up your kid to, like, just be privileged.
• 49:19
  Speaker A: I didn't use it long enough for him to want.
• 49:21
  Speaker B: Just don't.
• 49:22
  Speaker A: I just thought the idea was cool. Trash. Fancy diaper pails. You already said trash. I liked mine. So whatever. Bottle sterilizers. Also love my. Still have mine on my counter. You said trash. I don't think that's trash.
• 49:35
  Speaker B: I say trash. Just because by your second kid you're not sterilizing bottles.
• 49:39
  Speaker A: I'm gonna use my baby brezza bottle pro wash. I'm gonna use it. I swear by it. Food processor. Processor. The food processor I used one time. My husband wants to kill me.
• 49:50
  Speaker B: Is.
• 49:50
  Speaker A: I think it was 400. I'm not kidding you.
• 49:52
  Speaker B: Same. I bought it.
• 49:53
  Speaker A: I did make it once.
• 49:54
  Speaker B: I'm gonna make sweet potato peaches. All this shit. And I never did one time.
• 49:59
  Speaker A: Trash. Trash. Absolute trash. Don't want it.
• 50:02
  Speaker B: Nope.
• 50:03
  Speaker A: Baby shoes. Baby shoes for their non walking feet. Trash.
• 50:08
  Speaker B: So stupid.
• 50:09
  Speaker A: So trash. I agree with that. I agree.
• 50:11
  Speaker B: Because first of all, it is so hard to put a. A tiny, tiny size 4 and under. You shouldn't be wearing.
• 50:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, trash. Trash.
• 50:21
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker A: Also on here, designer outfits. I have a funny story ruined when we went to our first doctor's appointment and I forgot the diaper.
• 50:30
  Speaker B: Right, you forgot the diaper, Right.
• 50:31
  Speaker A: We were dressing him. I mean, I thought about this the other day, embarrassed. And we were late to the doctor's.
• 50:37
  Speaker B: Appointment because you needed to dress him.
• 50:39
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like why? Why would I just keep him in onesie? I put an outfit on this kid.
• 50:44
  Speaker B: Wait, that reminds me of onesies. If the onesie does not have a two zipper, don't buy it. I need an up and a down.
• 50:50
  Speaker A: Agreed.
• 50:50
  Speaker B: If it doesn't have that, don't buy it. Don't buy it for anyone for presents. I don't want it. I don't want buttons. I want two zips and that's it.
• 50:57
  Speaker A: Yeah, I agree totally.
• 50:59
  Speaker B: Buttons.
• 51:00
  Speaker A: Speaking of two zippers. Kite baby has. Yes. That is clutch.
• 51:04
  Speaker B: If your sleep sack doesn't have two zippers.
• 51:05
  Speaker A: Too dumb.
• 51:06
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 51:07
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 51:08
  Speaker B: That. That is a must. And that's something that designer outfits.
• 51:10
  Speaker A: I mean, I agree. I mean, I literally.
• 51:12
  Speaker B: I mean your baby lives in kith, so shut the fuck up.
• 51:15
  Speaker A: You bought me so much kit. You specifically.
• 51:18
  Speaker B: I had a hookup at the time.
• 51:20
  Speaker A: Bumbo seats. You didn't like your bumble seats?
• 51:22
  Speaker B: No, I did use it down the shore. I like.
• 51:25
  Speaker A: I loved those seats.
• 51:26
  Speaker B: I liked it.
• 51:27
  Speaker A: Even that one with the toys. What is that one called? The one from the one.
• 51:33
  Speaker B: Oh, the baby Joy. The Fisher Price.
• 51:34
  Speaker A: Fisher Price. Yeah. I love the Fisher Price seat. But I love the bumble seat. I love the leather seat. It came with a tray.
• 51:40
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 51:41
  Speaker A: So easy on a counter. Why didn't you like it?
• 51:42
  Speaker B: No, I did like it. We. I used it more like when we were like down the shore.
• 51:46
  Speaker A: Yeah, you. What are you talking about? We would come to the Shore house and Gio would sit in it because you had it. Yeah. Hooks up to the chair.
• 51:51
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker A: It's not trash.
• 51:53
  Speaker B: Okay. Not trash. I take it off the trash list.
• 51:55
  Speaker A: But that's our trash list. Honestly, I feel like it's most people's trash list. Yeah, you're on my trash list. Okay, let's talk about the shit no.
• 52:05
  Speaker B: One talks about Freedom moms.
• 52:07
  Speaker A: Why didn't anybody warn us about this?
• 52:09
  Speaker B: If you are about to have a baby, if you're gonna have new, more babies, all you need when you get home. If you have a vaginal birth, you need the freedom mom vagina pack.
• 52:20
  Speaker A: Got a C section free to mom C section kit.
• 52:23
  Speaker B: It has everything. I mean, and get. And get the kit, like, the most expensive one because it has all the things. Like, it's the underwear.
• 52:29
  Speaker A: I still have it. Like, I still wear them. I'm wearing them now.
• 52:33
  Speaker B: The. The perineal.
• 52:36
  Speaker A: Yes. Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker B: What is that word that I can't think?
• 52:39
  Speaker A: Perinatal.
• 52:40
  Speaker B: Something like that. The. The. Like the witching cream nipple bomb. Yeah. Like, it has.
• 52:49
  Speaker A: They have everything you need to put it on your registry.
• 52:52
  Speaker B: You need it and you don't know.
• 52:53
  Speaker A: When, what you're gonna get, how you're gonna give birth. But still, I will buy you the present C section like my friend bought me.
• 52:58
  Speaker B: It's a really good present.
• 52:59
  Speaker A: It is the. It was one of the best presents I've ever received.
• 53:02
  Speaker B: Yes. Yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker A: Okay, let's talk about our original bottle war, because we were fighting about this before the podcast.
• 53:08
  Speaker B: Como tomo. Comotomo. Como tomo.
• 53:10
  Speaker A: Dr. Brown.
• 53:11
  Speaker B: Dr. Brown.
• 53:12
  Speaker A: You're so stupid.
• 53:13
  Speaker B: The worst. First of all, it has a straw. It just has so many extra things.
• 53:17
  Speaker A: So my baby never cried or woke up because of gas.
• 53:20
  Speaker B: I don't care about it. That doesn't.
• 53:22
  Speaker A: You don't even understand why.
• 53:23
  Speaker B: There's how annoying that is to clean every time the filter.
• 53:26
  Speaker A: That's why I have my baby bottle water, bro. You don't understand. First of all, those filters saved my lice. There was no colic in my baby because of those filters, okay?
• 53:34
  Speaker B: My baby didn't have colic, okay?
• 53:36
  Speaker A: They have glass.
• 53:38
  Speaker B: You can't control colic, baby.
• 53:39
  Speaker A: They have glass bottles, which I think are safer until they start throwing them. Then you switch to plastic.
• 53:43
  Speaker B: I don't understand why anybody would use a glass baby. Bott.
• 53:47
  Speaker A: Grosses me out. Let me tell you why. Because you're just like, squishy. It's like, how do you clean that?
• 53:52
  Speaker B: Like, you clean it.
• 53:53
  Speaker A: But I. I do what material is that? Like, you're like. That's rubber.
• 53:58
  Speaker B: Oh, you know what? I. I can. I agree with you, but I love them so much. But the reason why I really loved it, I was. I breastfed all my babies.
• 54:06
  Speaker A: Is it nonstick spill?
• 54:07
  Speaker B: It doesn't spill the Dr. Brown spill.
• 54:10
  Speaker A: Which is like, I don't know.
• 54:10
  Speaker B: Comatoma does not really spell, and it really does shape. Shape. It's the shape of a boob.
• 54:16
  Speaker A: Breastfed.
• 54:16
  Speaker B: Yeah, breastfed. So, like, when I did do the bottle, it was good for my.
• 54:20
  Speaker A: I didn't do that. Yeah, but Dr. Brown has a wide nipple.
• 54:24
  Speaker B: I just. The whole straw filter thing is an offset for me. I just.
• 54:29
  Speaker A: You don't like moving parts?
• 54:30
  Speaker B: I guess I don't like.
• 54:31
  Speaker A: I like the Dr. Brown. I mean, again, I think this is like a. You train your kid to use whatever. I have yours in my. If your kid ever wants it, I have one here.
• 54:38
  Speaker B: Tippy Tommy. Sippy cups are the best. No spill.
• 54:42
  Speaker A: Oh, I need to get that tippy tummy milk in that. Yeah, Tippy tummy. I gotta write that down.
• 54:48
  Speaker B: What you do have to know is there's like a. If you open up the top, there's like a plastic piece. You have to take the plastic off to clean it. Otherwise it gets, like, gross. Like, there's like, two parts that you would think that I wouldn't want to clean, but, like, you clean. Yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker A: So, like, what did you do? How did you clean your bottles?
• 55:07
  Speaker B: Hot water, baby.
• 55:08
  Speaker A: All right, I. I understand, but, like, that's a lot of effort. You're wasting time doing that. Just to let you know.
• 55:13
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 55:14
  Speaker A: Anyway, is there anything else we're missing? I feel like we touched on a lot of, like, good and the bad and the ugly and the. What? The. Want to play a game?
• 55:23
  Speaker B: Yes. Let's play a game. A little rapid fire.
• 55:25
  Speaker A: Buy it. Borrow it. Burn it.
• 55:27
  Speaker B: Buy it. Borrow it. Burn it.
• 55:28
  Speaker A: Okay, you want to read them to me and then I will both answer or.
• 55:32
  Speaker B: Okay. But you just gotta be, like, quick with it. Okay.
• 55:36
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 55:36
  Speaker B: So this is like Kill Mary, right?
• 55:38
  Speaker A: Yeah. How about I do it to you because you have three kids?
• 55:40
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 55:41
  Speaker A: Okay. Ready? Rapid fire. Okay, let's go, Doc Tot.
• 55:45
  Speaker B: Borrow it, baby.
• 55:46
  Speaker A: Brezza.
• 55:47
  Speaker B: Buy it.
• 55:49
  Speaker A: Kangaroo. We talk about this. Kangaroo. Peanut changer. You didn't have one.
• 55:52
  Speaker B: I didn't have one, but I loved it. I love them.
• 55:55
  Speaker A: Kangaroo.
• 55:56
  Speaker B: Buy it. Because if you borrow it, it's gross. Because, like, other people's poop.
• 55:59
  Speaker A: Owlet monitor.
• 56:00
  Speaker B: Burn it.
• 56:02
  Speaker A: Electric nail trimmer.
• 56:04
  Speaker B: Buy It.
• 56:06
  Speaker A: Baby wipe warmer.
• 56:08
  Speaker B: Burn.
• 56:10
  Speaker A: Mamaroo.
• 56:10
  Speaker B: Swing that thing. Borrow it because your kid might like it, but do not buy it.
• 56:15
  Speaker A: Do not buy it.
• 56:16
  Speaker B: Borrow it from your fucking.
• 56:17
  Speaker A: Don't buy any of those weird. I'm doing a hand motion that you hold on in my.
• 56:21
  Speaker B: That's the mamaroo.
• 56:22
  Speaker A: Borrow it.
• 56:22
  Speaker B: Borrow it.
• 56:23
  Speaker A: Formula maker. Buy for mom's high chair.
• 56:28
  Speaker B: Bye.
• 56:29
  Speaker A: I would say borrow.
• 56:30
  Speaker B: Oh, borrow. Because it's like, for a short period of time.
• 56:32
  Speaker A: Yeah, I would borrow.
• 56:33
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 56:33
  Speaker A: If you. If you know.
• 56:35
  Speaker B: But it's funny with high chairs. Like, even when Gio came over, like, I wanted to wipe mine down so good so it was clean. So, like, borrowing a high chair is hard because it's, like, dirty.
• 56:43
  Speaker A: Yeah. But boom, boomba.
• 56:46
  Speaker B: The boomba.
• 56:47
  Speaker A: What's the seat?
• 56:48
  Speaker B: Right? Oh.
• 56:52
  Speaker A: Is it the boomba?
• 56:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. I would buy it.
• 56:57
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 56:58
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker A: Order Poppy.
• 57:00
  Speaker B: Buy it. Borrow it. Borrow it.
• 57:01
  Speaker A: Borrow it.
• 57:01
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker A: I would have loved to borrow your 400 happy joy walker.
• 57:06
  Speaker B: Honestly.
• 57:07
  Speaker A: That is Happy Joy Walker. Oh, toy.
• 57:09
  Speaker B: Borrow it.
• 57:10
  Speaker A: But that's a must toy. It helps you walk.
• 57:12
  Speaker B: Helps you walk. But I would borrow it.
• 57:13
  Speaker A: I would borrow it.
• 57:14
  Speaker B: It's not that expensive. I would maybe buy it.
• 57:16
  Speaker A: I would. I would buy it. You could borrow mine.
• 57:19
  Speaker B: Remember I took mine to your shorehouse and Rocco was just in it. Doo, doo, doo.
• 57:24
  Speaker A: We're like, where's Rocco?
• 57:25
  Speaker B: He's in the. Until he runs into the bay.
• 57:28
  Speaker A: It's not even funny.
• 57:29
  Speaker B: It's not funny.
• 57:31
  Speaker A: Okay, so anyway, listen, we asked our audience.
• 57:35
  Speaker B: Wait, well, we didn't. You didn't do any pump? The pump.
• 57:38
  Speaker A: Oh, you want to talk about real quick?
• 57:40
  Speaker B: What?
• 57:40
  Speaker A: That was our game. We can't talk about it.
• 57:42
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 57:44
  Speaker A: Wanna just talk about it?
• 57:45
  Speaker B: What are we talking about?
• 57:46
  Speaker A: The pump that you were breastfeeding. Oh, I didn't breastfeed, so I don't have any recommendations.
• 57:49
  Speaker B: Oh, well, if you are breastfeeding, the haka. The haka is like a plastic rubber thing that you can put on your other boob to catch the milk that is leaking out when you have your baby on the one boob. And that happened. Yeah. And it suctions to your nipple and it just. It's so good. Because if you have a good supply, you don't even have to pump because I don't. I. I didn't. I never pumped. I just used the hot.
• 58:11
  Speaker A: You were a cow.
• 58:12
  Speaker B: I was a cow. I was an over.
• 58:14
  Speaker A: Remember? You used to sit with me and you're like, maybe you really aren't producing.
• 58:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't. You had no milk.
• 58:20
  Speaker A: That was really.
• 58:21
  Speaker B: You were dry.
• 58:22
  Speaker A: I, like, can't remember the time that milk came out of my titties.
• 58:25
  Speaker B: I loved breastfeeding so much. Like, I. Sometimes I'm in the shower and I just.
• 58:28
  Speaker A: She still breastfeeds her four year old.
• 58:30
  Speaker B: Vienna, literally the other day.
• 58:32
  Speaker A: Does any kids still ask for your tip?
• 58:34
  Speaker B: No, but Vienna, like, do they just stop? Vienna likes to pretend to be a baby a lot of the time. Like, just to pretend.
• 58:40
  Speaker A: So is it a thing where kids just stop or they still want your nipple? Were you ever hustling, like, no nipple?
• 58:47
  Speaker B: No, not for me. But I think that it definitely is the thing. Yeah. I mean, my kids transition to bottles, like, super easy. Also, I did both. Like, I. Like I. Not Joey. But like, with Rocco and Vienna, like, I also did formula.
• 59:01
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 59:02
  Speaker B: Bottle.
• 59:02
  Speaker A: But you did both. Maybe that helped.
• 59:04
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 59:04
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 59:04
  Speaker B: Yeah, definitely help. But the Medela Hospital grade pump is they make new ones now. The Medella. I wrote it down. I don't know what it's called. That was my favorite pump. But there's so many. But I like the Medella one now. They have the hands free, like the willow and the eevee.
• 59:23
  Speaker A: What did you make me get?
• 59:25
  Speaker B: I don't even remember me either. The ones that are hands free are just not as strong. Like, I liked. I liked being. I. I literally plugged mine in. I was stationary. And I knew this was like my pumping station.
• 59:37
  Speaker A: Was that, like, your time off? You're like, everyone, I'm pumping or breastfeeding.
• 59:40
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:40
  Speaker A: Can't bother me. You have to do it yourself. Yeah, Love that.
• 59:42
  Speaker B: But I only did it for Joey. I didn't. I did not pump for Rocco or Vienna.
• 59:47
  Speaker A: You just breastfed.
• 59:48
  Speaker B: Yeah. I could not be bothered with the wires and the.
• 59:50
  Speaker A: You breastfed for so long.
• 59:52
  Speaker B: Yeah. I loved it.
• 59:53
  Speaker A: Oh, I'm not interested. Okay. So anyhow, we did do a little confession on our Instagram.
• 59:59
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker A: We wanted mom's or anybody to tell us, like, the most epic, the worst.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker B: Thing that they bought that there was just a fail. Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker A: And a lot of people said, wipe warmer.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker B: I mean, oh, wait, I like the school, right? Yeah, the white bomber. But I like the one where someone was like, I don't know why I bought this diaper paste wand thing. And I knew exactly what they were.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker A: Put the paste on it and wipe the cooling hands.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker B: Use your hand. But when my husband and I were making our registry, he saw it, like, did you go around and shoot the gun in, like, by my baby? Oh, we did do that. It was really fun. But he saw the. The butt piece thing and he was like, we gotta get this. I was like, we're not getting that. He was like, what? What are we gonna do? And I was like, we're gonna use our hand. Yeah, we're gonna wipe that destitant on that. That was a funny confession someone made. Someone else said the PPTPs, do you know what those are?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker A: No, I don't.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker B: It's this little triangle, like teepee. Like a material tiny, like this little. And you put it over the penis so they don't pee.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker A: Oh, you used that, didn't you?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker B: I did use it, but like, not really. It's like kind of like a gag joke.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker A: I feel like gift and what, they still pee on you?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker B: Yeah, they still pee on you. And like, when do you ever really have the PPTP available when you're changing a paper? Like, let me go grab that so I can put on.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker A: Yeah, they just pay everywhere.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker B: Yeah. Talk about the. The $50 crib sheet.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker A: Someone said this 50. They bought a $50 crib sheet that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker B: Makes your baby not lose their hair.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker A: Why the fuck would I ever buy this?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker B: I never heard of that. But that's hysterical.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker A: That's hysterical. What else?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker B: I think that's all we have for.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker A: A lot of people said. A lot of the fails that we said.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker B: Yeah. That we said.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker A: But yeah, but there it really is.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker B: Over for new moms out there. It is so overwhelming. It is to think about all the.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker A: Things and honestly, not all the aesthetically pleasing. What everybody has is the best thing to buy, but they are the best things for a reason. But don't let that you looking at other things because there's so many other strollers and, and. And bassinets and, you know, everything else.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker B: That the Mockingbird stroller is comparable to the Vista. It's way cheaper. And I heard that it's just as good.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, there's so many things so don't. I mean, I know you just. When you're making a registry, you just go to somebody for an opinion and that's what they have and that's what you put on there.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker A: But I do recommend exploring yourself, but these are our opinions and what we've used in our experiences. And some might fail, some might be good, some might be the best thing you've ever purchased. So I would borrow a lot of shit though, now that when I have.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker B: A second kid, I would borrow.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker B: Then you have to get rid of everything.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker A: I know I get rid of. I Would probably throw everything out and then probably need it. So that's. You probably will keep everything until you're 45 years old.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker B: I can't hoarder.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker A: This is. This is good, though. I feel like we really laid everything out in the line. I don't think we really missed much.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker B: No, I think we talked about a lot of things. Of different apparatuses that are out there. Yeah, I think that's good.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker A: Good.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker B: But what do you have anything? What?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker A: Just kidding. There's nothing to say. All right. Closing statements. There's nothing else to say.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker B: And I literally thought she was just gonna tell me something.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker A: I know. Raising. I'm gonna tell you that I'm pregnant. I'm not pregnant.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker B: But when you are pregnant, will you tell me, like, in a cool way, instead of at Woodstock, the worst way. Told me.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker A: I was so mad that you're pregnant, and I just.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker B: We were pregnant together.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker A: You okay?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker B: What does your shirt say? I'm your favorite reference.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm your favorite reference. That means. I don't know. What does that mean?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker B: What is the back? Mike, do you know what the back of this is? Show him the back of your shirt.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker A: My kid is at her house. Her mother is babysitting all four kids. We have to go get them.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker B: Let's go get our baby.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker A: I hope my kid's napping.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker B: I hope he is too.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker A: Let's go get our baby.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker B: I need some lunch.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sorry. All right. Thank you for listening. Like, follow, subscribe. Follow us on Instagram. We're almost at a thousand followers. We're gonna celebrate. Our husbands are gonna buy us something nice. Like, follow, subscribe with us. We appreciate you all, our followers listening listeners. Our moms, our non moms, our husbands, our men, our women, our children, Everybody who's listening, we love our family friends. Thank you.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker B: Thank you.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker A: My God, before I forget, my husband has a fit on me. My husband got us back on drumroll. Spotify. So we are now on Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and Spotify. So for all you Spotify listeners, I'm.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker B: Pretty sure he said he was so proud of himself. He was like, I mean, I better get that Gluck luck tonight because I got us on.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker A: He literally texted in the group chat and goes, I better get a Gluck luck tonight. If everybody follows, Call her daddy. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, first of all, mind your business. And who are you asking? Me or Emily?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker B: I'm so mad that I didn't think of the Gluck Gluck because, like, I know you are. My mouth is the saliva.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker A: I have to go. Anyway, thank you for listening. We love you. Bye.