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Episode 73: A Man With No Arms Or Legs Gets Accused Of Murder, Waffle House Teleportation, Trump Cheats By Mail, Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons, Pam Bondi Gets The Axe, Snake Yoga, and more

A quadruple amputee and former professional cornhole player gets accused of murder. A high-ranking FEMA official sincerely believes that he was teleported to a Waffle House. Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump voted by mail this week while Donald holds the government hostage over the SAVE America Act, which would limit voting by mail. RIP hypocrisy. JD Vance thinks aliens are demons. Pam Bondi gets the axe. We shouldn’t kink-shame Kristi Noem’s husband for cross-dressing, but we should think that he and his wife are assholes for murdering American citizens while she ran DHS. If goat yoga no…

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