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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: He and Benito I bino. He ought that's the podcast,
- 0:15Speaker 2: see me ya, that's but I guess tequila, y'all.
- 0:31Speaker 1: What if is your own.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Me?
- 0:33Speaker 2: And I tell lemon though across a dylla. Hold on,
- 0:41Speaker 2: I need to figure out how to say basement news
- 0:42Speaker 2: in Spanish.
- 0:48Speaker 1: The last time, last time I'm on basic news.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta look this up online. It's right,
- 0:56Speaker 2: let's go right on your head.
- 0:58Speaker 1: I want to tell you how I know we're gonna translate.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Yo.
- 1:04Speaker 1: I knock on the door, try open the door. And
- 1:07Speaker 1: then Brian was like, yo, I ain't know. I ain't
- 1:12Speaker 1: hear you. He was like, I was sitting here stuff,
- 1:15Speaker 1: I was fucked up, washing rails. Ain't here.
- 1:19Speaker 4: I was like, you're okay, figure it out.
- 1:22Speaker 5: I'm good too.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Oh lord, you didn't figure out how to say basement news.
- 1:25Speaker 5: In Spanish though.
- 1:30Speaker 2: No, that's that's no d C. That's what.
- 1:37Speaker 1: That's something.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Based met news.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Right.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Welcome to this week's episode of Wind and Audacity. The
- 1:47Speaker 2: podcast Oh Ship, I'm your host. Brain is called.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Yeah my god.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Today bo't been on Thanksgiving Giving food coma. I'm your host,
- 2:03Speaker 2: Brandes's guard and I'm joined by two of my favorite
- 2:05Speaker 2: people in the world. How are your feeling this week?
- 2:08Speaker 2: I'm and Aaron is high as hell astra red PUDs.
- 2:15Speaker 1: That's what happened.
- 2:16Speaker 2: The nigga that was the latest fuck.
- 2:17Speaker 1: He was like, you know, so what happened was the
- 2:21Speaker 1: day before, you know, came home and we had some
- 2:26Speaker 1: we had gummies. So then I go get my food,
- 2:31Speaker 1: getting my Chinese food, and I then I come back.
- 2:34Speaker 1: I asked you, I say, how many? How many did
- 2:37Speaker 1: you week? She said too. I was like, all right, cool,
- 2:40Speaker 1: so I.
- 2:41Speaker 6: Ate too, like ohole, and this is the result, and
- 2:45Speaker 6: no nigga saying the drugs.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Kids, at least then moderation. First of all, you know
- 2:51Speaker 2: your limits. First of all, certain people don't. Mm hmm.
- 2:55Speaker 4: That's not.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Back in the olden times, kids, we used to have
- 2:59Speaker 2: these commercials on TV from the ad councils. Right, this
- 3:04Speaker 2: is your brain, this is your brain, this is your trucks.
- 3:09Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's just that's is that? All it
- 3:17Speaker 7: did was make me hungry? Can you scramble that a
- 3:21Speaker 7: little bit? I prefer scrambled eggs. I don't really like sunny.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Side up or over medium edge.
- 3:27Speaker 7: Will prefer for you to scramb with min put a
- 3:29Speaker 7: little cheese, little salt, and pepping, little cream to make
- 3:32Speaker 7: it fluff.
- 3:32Speaker 2: The girl was how she melted into the.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Like this poor thing, No okay, you can't go outside.
- 3:45Speaker 4: And I'm sitting there watching it like Katie smoking.
- 3:50Speaker 6: That must have been some myth she was.
- 3:54Speaker 2: She was doing streaming my thing.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Never did.
- 4:00Speaker 7: Never made me hungry, happy, sleep it that's it, you know,
- 4:02Speaker 7: back when I could smoke and do those things normal
- 4:07Speaker 7: sponsor board you too short.
- 4:10Speaker 1: It was some old police officers talking about how the
- 4:12Speaker 1: Dair Program was. It was like.
- 4:16Speaker 7: He did, and I was like, so, y'all just gonna
- 4:18Speaker 7: keep growing in my childhood peace.
- 4:20Speaker 2: By piece so kids. Yeah, the Dair Program was was
- 4:23Speaker 2: was a multi level marketing skin set up, supposedly set
- 4:27Speaker 2: up by one of the founders of Urban Life.
- 4:28Speaker 7: It was like am Way, Yeah, Prime America. It's a
- 4:34Speaker 7: company that's older, knives.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Terrible.
- 4:48Speaker 7: They just keep going and out, they keep going out
- 4:51Speaker 7: our childhood, little bout little First it was the cartoons.
- 4:55Speaker 7: Now it's the Dair Program. What's what's next? You're gonna
- 4:58Speaker 7: tell me smoking? The bad name was smoking because he's
- 5:00Speaker 7: smoke weed like scruff McGruff was was a criminal Chicago.
- 5:06Speaker 2: To somebody posted a picture Scruff McGruff and I think
- 5:12Speaker 2: this was pre a I they were standing on the
- 5:14Speaker 2: steps outside of the Capitol Building and there was Scruff
- 5:17Speaker 2: McGruff standing there in the trench coat talking to two
- 5:19Speaker 2: men in trench coats. I said, oh, lord, y'all know
- 5:21Speaker 2: she hit the family. They had the call. They had
- 5:28Speaker 2: to call them inn. That's about ship.
- 5:37Speaker 1: M M mascot so everything.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Hmm, what's your favorite? What was your favorite Chadhood mascot?
- 5:46Speaker 2: Would y'all consider flow from Progressive to be a mascot?
- 5:49Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, I mean not necessarily a man Scott person, person.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Like that, like the lady from the Pants. She was
- 6:01Speaker 2: spokes herself for like the third past thirty thirty five years.
- 6:04Speaker 7: I haven't seen her lately in the talking shin none
- 6:06Speaker 7: of the new ones. But she was she was, she was,
- 6:09Speaker 7: She was that chick.
- 6:10Speaker 2: She did an interview she said still in the contract.
- 6:11Speaker 4: She said she was on the Mother Love Show. She
- 6:14Speaker 4: was on one of them damn shows.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Just the power of socking Bill's Clinton Dixon.
- 6:22Speaker 7: Let's talk about it, baby, baby baby.
- 6:29Speaker 2: When that news.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Broke goat Donica Lewinsky, baby baby, baby was singing in
- 6:40Speaker 3: your mouth, baby, in your mouth, and your mother, motherfucking
- 6:45Speaker 3: Bill was at the like I was getting some hay, geting,
- 6:48Speaker 3: getting some.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Head, trying to pass the bill, baby, trying to swallow one.
- 6:59Speaker 5: He was getting this take the visual visual Oh.
- 7:02Speaker 7: My god, I don't got He probably left tan spray
- 7:07Speaker 7: all on the.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Cho Now he slept his way to the time and
- 7:12Speaker 2: that they.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Tried to say, calmly, be yes, we were projecting water.
- 7:16Speaker 5: We little darn.
- 7:19Speaker 7: Child, they saying, they said, don't even singing and busting
- 7:25Speaker 7: on them.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Singing fradul.
- 7:29Speaker 5: Thought that would have been me.
- 7:33Speaker 2: You're happy this whole time. We know why trumpeted Hillary
- 7:46Speaker 2: so much, because the bitch stole.
- 7:48Speaker 5: My man is my man is sureman man.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Keep it under cover for the weekends.
- 8:02Speaker 5: When I tell you, I read.
- 8:03Speaker 2: His name, he may be doing you.
- 8:06Speaker 5: He's taking about me.
- 8:11Speaker 7: I'm a.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Who am I going today? I was saying I was
- 8:23Speaker 2: the baby I was leaning on like what was sucking?
- 8:33Speaker 5: It was age.
- 8:37Speaker 2: He was turning to me Jackson, but I'm too young
- 8:43Speaker 2: to die. I want to feel it. Let me feel it.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Can I feel it? Something I can fill?
- 9:03Speaker 8: My God, my god, baby, Baby, everything is a fucking projection,
- 9:13Speaker 8: Baby is angry.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Air sounded just like that.
- 9:18Speaker 5: That's what he's still swallowing.
- 9:21Speaker 7: Said, I did not have sexual relations with that orange motherfucker.
- 9:26Speaker 2: How do would y'all talk about? It wasn't me, baby,
- 9:29Speaker 2: that had been a fly on the wall and news
- 9:33Speaker 2: ga you know.
- 9:35Speaker 7: She went out the window. Paula said, I know you
- 9:38Speaker 7: fucking y'all talked about me. This motherfucker did what you
- 9:44Speaker 7: talking about? Motherfucker did what you know?
- 9:47Speaker 4: You know that's my favorite cuss word, She said.
- 9:50Speaker 2: This motherfucker.
- 9:51Speaker 7: The fucker was projecting on me, talking about I fucked
- 9:55Speaker 7: my way to the time.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Meanwhile, chief slurper dirt woo whoo. He had to get through. Baby.
- 10:06Speaker 7: I'm trying to give it to you, the baby, everything
- 10:14Speaker 7: is a fucking projection. I got today, if I got
- 10:17Speaker 7: today to morrow, today after and next week, everything is
- 10:20Speaker 7: fucking projection.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Maybe Baby, he will me.
- 10:30Speaker 7: Geez, you you're telling me.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Every day is cool.
- 10:42Speaker 7: Trying to convince me, Baby, Jesus what you say?
- 10:55Speaker 2: Joy, It can't keep it on that damn Lord.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Done done nobody.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Except my life.
- 11:09Speaker 2: It's each That's the song for the episode.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Down No Baby, that was Robert.
- 11:37Speaker 2: I don't know if we can do it from you're
- 11:41Speaker 2: not supposed to.
- 11:41Speaker 7: Lord's so well, y'all got had to let us slide
- 11:46Speaker 7: on this when we sorry, y'all gonna have to let
- 11:49Speaker 7: us side on this movie. We gotta do it. It
- 11:51Speaker 7: just goes so well with the situation. Don't speak up.
- 11:55Speaker 7: That's the title. I just felt like that should be
- 11:58Speaker 7: the episode title. Download download Dawn.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Okay, let me just updating.
- 12:04Speaker 7: And it's a it's a double inchndre because the movie
- 12:07Speaker 7: we're talking about has two Dawns in it.
- 12:10Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, yo, you keep him?
- 12:18Speaker 5: What the kids.
- 12:22Speaker 4: That h.
- 12:30Speaker 5: I know you that that was.
- 12:32Speaker 2: My I know Michelle and Brock was probably.
- 12:36Speaker 7: Shelley walking room was like to see or Shorty what what?
- 12:45Speaker 2: But I said, all right, all right, that motherfucker did
- 12:55Speaker 2: what he did, what he sucked give out, always knew something,
- 13:02Speaker 2: he did have a lot him.
- 13:06Speaker 4: He got a little close to me one time too many.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Shelley tell you this.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Man, I mean he wanted that big black caw.
- 13:16Speaker 1: What that call that? I just don't I just hate
- 13:31Speaker 1: that word.
- 13:32Speaker 2: A lot of people do. It's something with moist.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I don't don't even sound it sounds crazy when white
- 13:44Speaker 1: people say like.
- 13:48Speaker 2: This ship throws me off in poorn.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Like you gotta call it down, I mean, and they
- 13:54Speaker 5: say that, he just say.
- 14:02Speaker 4: God, now I got the.
- 14:08Speaker 3: I ship.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Damn it.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Now I go no.
- 14:14Speaker 2: That's why a lot of a lot of actually I can't.
- 14:16Speaker 2: I can't watch white porn because it's they'll being too fast.
- 14:21Speaker 5: Who the fuck is do we even got a question
- 14:24Speaker 5: of the week? And what the fuck is going on?
- 14:27Speaker 5: We didn't talk the time who I don't know who? Ship?
- 14:35Speaker 5: Who called somebody?
- 14:37Speaker 2: I say something beat? That was my fault, that was
- 14:39Speaker 2: my medication along.
- 14:40Speaker 7: Oh God, oh Jesus Christy, I had waked up a
- 14:45Speaker 7: damn chest kick.
- 14:56Speaker 2: And it's a tip of the iceberg that.
- 15:02Speaker 1: She died. You think you done? That's just a tip, baby,
- 15:10Speaker 1: It's gonna be a long ride.
- 15:13Speaker 2: So Bill really was sucking anything with legs, throats.
- 15:19Speaker 1: He this might have been attracted to the orange.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I don't think he had a two pay back then
- 15:24Speaker 2: orange mm hmmm, healthy and organic.
- 15:31Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 15:33Speaker 2: So what else is going on? My niggas? Oh I
- 15:35Speaker 2: was Did you know that Janoa is a part of
- 15:37Speaker 2: the Dungeon family. That's why she was on the stage purple.
- 15:41Speaker 2: That's how she got discussed.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Never that.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the She's the second generation Dungeon family. I
- 15:50Speaker 2: don't want I just glad that my ship my new music.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Y'all been listening to recently.
- 15:58Speaker 4: Talk about some music I haven't listened to.
- 16:02Speaker 7: I have yet to listen to some of Walker's new
- 16:04Speaker 7: album at the time of this recording, I haven't listened
- 16:07Speaker 7: to some of Walker's new album yet, but I heard it.
- 16:09Speaker 4: There's no skips.
- 16:11Speaker 2: I've heard that. It sounds like a lot of the same.
- 16:14Speaker 2: I'm Summer Walkers like fan like, I don't see her
- 16:17Speaker 2: music out if it's on. I listened to it, but yeah,
- 16:19Speaker 2: I don't like, oh Summer Walker like. I think the
- 16:21Speaker 2: last probably listening to the last Summer the Walker song
- 16:26Speaker 2: I like, I think with CPR but that was like,
- 16:27Speaker 2: that's that was like. But she was still like first
- 16:29Speaker 2: her first single before the first album. That was one
- 16:32Speaker 2: of her first singles.
- 16:32Speaker 7: But she but she came out, I haven't listened to.
- 16:36Speaker 7: You know, I'm a nostalgian type of person, so you know,
- 16:39Speaker 7: all of my stuff old ship, but I knew this
- 16:43Speaker 7: year that I've really been falling of.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Of course was the Clips album. That was listening to
- 16:52Speaker 2: the Clips album.
- 16:54Speaker 7: The album I like Cardi's new album and some of
- 16:59Speaker 7: You maybe one of two soang too fond.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Of and I like she's releasing another like a like
- 17:04Speaker 2: a new version of it.
- 17:05Speaker 4: She's done a lot of remixes.
- 17:07Speaker 7: And uh, let's see, let's see, let's see what I
- 17:13Speaker 7: have here that's recent listening to Adele Maybe I've been
- 17:18Speaker 7: listening to any.
- 17:24Speaker 2: I released? What was released recently? That let me see?
- 17:28Speaker 2: So I post on my socials fond of post on
- 17:32Speaker 2: my social is a list of my favorite albums of
- 17:35Speaker 2: the year pretty much every year, and this year honestly
- 17:39Speaker 2: has been like mostly just like jazz albums, and there's
- 17:42Speaker 2: been a lot of surprisingly, a lot of people our
- 17:46Speaker 2: age and younger are coming out with some really really
- 17:48Speaker 2: amazing jazz, jazz, hip hop, R and B.
- 17:54Speaker 7: Just one you want to gramulate. She's just a young
- 17:57Speaker 7: girl and I think she does jazz music. And I
- 17:58Speaker 7: cannot think what's her name? Samara Joy? Yeah, Samara Joy.
- 18:05Speaker 7: She's really good. Samaray is really good.
- 18:07Speaker 1: I mean I listen said that c J his jazz album.
- 18:12Speaker 2: I did not.
- 18:14Speaker 4: I said I was going download day and I have not.
- 18:17Speaker 1: It was it was it was cool. It was cool
- 18:20Speaker 1: because it's like, I mean, no lyrics. I mean he
- 18:23Speaker 1: got a couple of songs where you come in and
- 18:25Speaker 1: you know, he do his thing, like he do his thing,
- 18:27Speaker 1: but it's more poetic than you know. It sound like
- 18:30Speaker 1: we're having that got you?
- 18:32Speaker 4: But you said said, I said, who got a jazz?
- 18:37Speaker 2: What now talk about a pivot?
- 18:40Speaker 4: I was confusing.
- 18:42Speaker 2: One of my favorite jazz albums this year, this R
- 18:44Speaker 2: and B single by the name of Destin Comrade. He
- 18:46Speaker 2: actually released two albums this year. His R and B
- 18:49Speaker 2: album Love on Digital came out I think February, and
- 18:52Speaker 2: then he did a surprise release of his uh jazz
- 18:56Speaker 2: album alternative R and B jazz album called Wednesday that
- 18:59Speaker 2: came out think in August or September, and that has
- 19:02Speaker 2: no skips. I actually ordered the vinyl for both of
- 19:04Speaker 2: those for him to come. Braxton Cook released He's a
- 19:09Speaker 2: I think he plays saxophone. He released album called not
- 19:13Speaker 2: Everyone Can Go To but was really good. Another guy
- 19:15Speaker 2: named Vinna released an album named after his actual name
- 19:19Speaker 2: is Milik. But the album he named it Milik That's
- 19:22Speaker 2: really good. I think he's saxophone. Saxophonies as well. But
- 19:25Speaker 2: it's a lot of people putting out just amazing, amazing
- 19:30Speaker 2: jazz like surprisingly, and it's like and the ship is
- 19:33Speaker 2: really like dope listen to because it's like, Wow, y'all
- 19:36Speaker 2: are really like linking up and it's collaborations between artists
- 19:39Speaker 2: and they're putting out these amazing tracks. I played a
- 19:40Speaker 2: couple of y'all when we know when we're done recording.
- 19:44Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot of dope
- 19:45Speaker 2: music out there came out this year.
- 19:47Speaker 1: I feel no, I mean I feel that, And I
- 19:49Speaker 1: think L. E. P.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Was was cute.
- 19:53Speaker 2: That was cute.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Oh, speaking the EPs, Yeah, I've been stuck. I've been
- 19:58Speaker 1: stuck on the Koline the.
- 20:00Speaker 2: Fold with seventeen of the remixes.
- 20:03Speaker 4: Listened to a few of the.
- 20:04Speaker 7: Remixes, So I listened to Tony's, I listened to the one.
- 20:10Speaker 7: I listened to the woman.
- 20:15Speaker 2: That.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying and I'm a ne old fan.
- 20:19Speaker 2: I have his hits.
- 20:21Speaker 1: He does.
- 20:21Speaker 4: He's an excellent song.
- 20:24Speaker 2: Sure, but it's a person I'm put out.
- 20:28Speaker 1: She put out as country song.
- 20:30Speaker 4: A country song.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Yeah. He was on Fat Joe and Jady Kiss Pod
- 20:35Speaker 1: and they played it.
- 20:36Speaker 2: I don't listen to that. Mm hmmm, well because.
- 20:41Speaker 7: I'm not really the biggest fan of of of Joseph's.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Well, well so my favorite like my favorite, I mean,
- 20:51Speaker 1: I like, I like the one that he did with Joe,
- 20:54Speaker 1: that she did with Jojo. I do like good Brandy
- 20:58Speaker 1: sounds like Brady.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Only did the courses though she didn't.
- 21:03Speaker 1: She just just did.
- 21:05Speaker 7: She just did a bunch of runs that could have
- 21:07Speaker 7: been left in the studio, but it was unnecessary. I'm sorry,
- 21:13Speaker 7: who stand that? You're the vocal Bible? I get that, mister, Oh.
- 21:28Speaker 2: What you know? He don't colibrate. No Brandy nor.
- 21:33Speaker 5: Brandy slander bro. Like like what it's not Brandy slander.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Bitch.
- 21:43Speaker 5: I like Barnica more like, what the fuck?
- 21:46Speaker 2: That's fine?
- 21:48Speaker 5: Fan?
- 21:48Speaker 4: I made missed that show.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Yeah me too.
- 21:54Speaker 4: You should have known I was going.
- 21:59Speaker 2: That was the Brandy bro.
- 22:02Speaker 4: You knew it.
- 22:03Speaker 2: I'm about the same as sim joy Ass.
- 22:11Speaker 1: I said, was she's not?
- 22:14Speaker 5: She said the vocal the Bible head.
- 22:19Speaker 1: The babble.
- 22:21Speaker 2: He high, So we can't trust the moving on playing
- 22:26Speaker 2: my face that's talking about Brandy like he ain't got
- 22:30Speaker 2: no damn home training.
- 22:32Speaker 1: I said what I said, Well, she's not the vocal Bible.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Who do you think the vocal Bible is? Aaron h
- 22:41Speaker 2: Gather your thoughts. I know they delayed.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I say, nigga about to say spoon, I say Patty Gladys.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Aretha, Whitney, Whitney, little Brandy.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Doble Hm.
- 23:05Speaker 2: I see, I say, y'all. Don't you don catch that reference?
- 23:10Speaker 1: They put the brothers out of this, you fool? Is
- 23:15Speaker 1: it the brothers?
- 23:16Speaker 2: No niggas Jackie's bag.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Oh ship niggah Because I was I was thinking of.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Jackie now made with pickle jews.
- 23:28Speaker 4: Gee me Christmas not pickle jee, my lord.
- 23:35Speaker 2: The rare Kasha deal. Try it, h It's safety eat
- 23:43Speaker 2: cause chemical bird. I hope you dance who. I love
- 23:47Speaker 2: this song. It's my favorite country songs. So yeah, a
- 23:52Speaker 2: lot of your jazz music. You're fine. You can have
- 23:55Speaker 2: your opinion about the vocal Bibles.
- 23:58Speaker 1: No, I remember I remember the plane on oh because
- 24:03Speaker 1: we went off. We went off that right there. But
- 24:06Speaker 1: what I was trying to say is that the jazz
- 24:09Speaker 1: albums and like I mean a lot of the great
- 24:11Speaker 1: I mean great you know music is coming out because
- 24:14Speaker 1: I feel like people are trying to get back to
- 24:15Speaker 1: the artistry and like, yo, we do like you know,
- 24:18Speaker 1: like yeah, we like we do this. No no, no synthesizers, no, uh,
- 24:23Speaker 1: you know, no keyboards and all that, like we like
- 24:26Speaker 1: we actually dated, we played these instruments.
- 24:28Speaker 2: He's I think he's in the studio nereworking on something
- 24:30Speaker 2: because he hasn't really been out doing much this past
- 24:33Speaker 2: calendar year. And I listened to Miguel's new album Chaos,
- 24:37Speaker 2: I haven't maybe it's not as a person who is a.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Miguel fan, Yeah, an expectation.
- 24:48Speaker 2: And expectation is I think it's such a departure from
- 24:50Speaker 2: his previous work where it's like it's such a hard
- 24:53Speaker 2: pivot that it's kind of like, I see what you
- 24:57Speaker 2: was trying to do. It's not resonating for me yet,
- 25:00Speaker 2: but you know, sometimes with certain albums with certain people,
- 25:02Speaker 2: you have to kind of be in the mood or
- 25:04Speaker 2: the head space to give their stuff a chance. To say, like,
- 25:06Speaker 2: when you listen to something when it first comes out,
- 25:09Speaker 2: it may not resonate, but you circle back to it
- 25:10Speaker 2: maybe a month or two late, and it's like, oh, Okay,
- 25:12Speaker 2: I get it now. So I'm hoping that's what it
- 25:14Speaker 2: is with me and Miguel's album Chaos, because I listened
- 25:16Speaker 2: to it was like, Hm, okay, man, see what you
- 25:25Speaker 2: was trying to go forward? You were you know, you
- 25:28Speaker 2: hitting you know it just it's not it's not registering
- 25:32Speaker 2: resonating with me yet. I'll say that I bring it
- 25:35Speaker 2: back and going and you know, waves and all the
- 25:38Speaker 2: fun ship. But you know, people, artists evolved and change,
- 25:41Speaker 2: you know, love Miguel. Can we get the first album
- 25:44Speaker 2: with Vinyl?
- 25:44Speaker 5: Sir?
- 25:46Speaker 2: I mean you still signed RCA, but can we get
- 25:49Speaker 2: All I want? Is you want Vinyl? That's the only
- 25:50Speaker 2: one missing from my collection?
- 25:55Speaker 1: No I want?
- 25:57Speaker 2: Is you know that album came about fifteen years ago, sugar?
- 26:02Speaker 2: Not that you gun?
- 26:07Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, damn going through something like I wanted somebody,
- 26:12Speaker 7: no baby, but nobody.
- 26:13Speaker 2: He is a baby. He's a one year old two.
- 26:17Speaker 2: That happened quickly. I saw that posting, like, what the
- 26:19Speaker 2: hell's this little beige baby? That happened quickly? Divorce? Well,
- 26:24Speaker 2: I mean he and his wife, his girlfriend, they were
- 26:28Speaker 2: together for like almost twenty years. They was they were
- 26:30Speaker 2: like high school sweethearts. Yeah, I don't know it, don't regulated,
- 26:36Speaker 2: but you know I loved him. Togel hmmm, I was
- 26:41Speaker 2: listening what else I was listening to. Noo, She's British.
- 26:45Speaker 2: She she does like alternative R and B. She put
- 26:47Speaker 2: out an album called Jupiter. Christian Courier's album Paradigm came out
- 26:51Speaker 2: the top of the year. Bath they put out I'm
- 26:55Speaker 2: Called Inside Voices, which I love, Lady Guts album and
- 26:58Speaker 2: him was real good.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Stephanie usually kind of you know, I gotta be like,
- 27:02Speaker 2: she scares me. I gotta watch her from a distance.
- 27:04Speaker 2: But you know, Abraca dab pulled me in it, did
- 27:09Speaker 2: she scares me? And Duckworth all the American fuck boy
- 27:14Speaker 2: had on the shirt early with the dog with the
- 27:15Speaker 2: Blue dog on it a few episodes ago. Duckworth was
- 27:18Speaker 2: real good. Haley Williams. Of course, from Paramore my band,
- 27:21Speaker 2: favorite band, Paramour Ego Death to the Batche of Red Party.
- 27:24Speaker 2: That album is good. Larry June Nincardo ben nagain. Oh yeah,
- 27:30Speaker 2: that's that's your folks.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Then that's your gas, that's your gay.
- 27:38Speaker 2: Good job, Larry.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:41Speaker 2: And then Clip's album was on my favorite list list
- 27:46Speaker 2: of the favorite albums for the year. So there's been
- 27:48Speaker 2: a lot of good stuff this year. I would say,
- 27:50Speaker 2: just if if it's something like that you like or
- 27:53Speaker 2: something you see, give it a chance. You never know,
- 27:55Speaker 2: Like y'all got some recommendations for Yeah, recommendations are, well,
- 27:58Speaker 2: you're always looking for some good I literally just discovered
- 28:01Speaker 2: Larry June and like January this year, and I've gone
- 28:03Speaker 2: through that man's whole discography in ten months and now
- 28:06Speaker 2: like a serious fan of Larry June.
- 28:08Speaker 1: So oh, I mean if y'all do like I don't
- 28:13Speaker 1: mind listening to all, Like I listened to a album and.
- 28:17Speaker 2: What streaming service do you use?
- 28:19Speaker 1: Spotify?
- 28:20Speaker 2: Oh? Cool, I sent you.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying that they you know, they want
- 28:23Speaker 1: to tell us, like, you know, like you want an
- 28:26Speaker 1: album reveal your ship. That'd be cool because it'd be
- 28:30Speaker 1: interesting to find out, you know, the type of music
- 28:32Speaker 1: y'all listen to.
- 28:33Speaker 2: I'm an send d'aw both Venice album Elik that came
- 28:37Speaker 2: out earlier this year. Oh, I would love to see
- 28:39Speaker 2: him live too. I think he's he's on tour. Well,
- 28:41Speaker 2: he should be on tour soon.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Oh and I did want to say Leon Yo Thomas folks.
- 28:50Speaker 2: Folks, So I didn't listen to this album that came
- 28:51Speaker 2: early ship with that folks ep that he dropped like
- 28:54Speaker 2: a month or two ago. Yeah, that's that's what.
- 28:58Speaker 7: Yeah, they got to to one other song that somebody
- 29:01Speaker 7: has sent me but I haven't listened to.
- 29:03Speaker 2: The actual.
- 29:05Speaker 1: And they killed it like he killed it. In the
- 29:07Speaker 1: Hall of Fame for the for Sly and the Sly
- 29:11Speaker 1: and the Family Stone performance, he was up there with
- 29:17Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder playing with Stevie Wonder. If I think, I think,
- 29:20Speaker 1: what's the day.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Flee m did Free Flee from a Red Yeah, I.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Was like, damn, look at you boying you out there.
- 29:28Speaker 1: But he's an amazing songwriter and I just I like that.
- 29:34Speaker 1: I like he like him because he played He plays
- 29:36Speaker 1: his instruments like he plays the actual instrument he gave me,
- 29:39Speaker 1: Like that.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Said troubleth the Apple Music and the Spotify versions of
- 29:43Speaker 2: Venice album, right.
- 29:46Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I think this is the year
- 29:51Speaker 1: that like the year of the artistry, like with the
- 29:54Speaker 1: stuff that you know, artists going right getting back to
- 29:56Speaker 1: the getting back to the roots of it, and we
- 29:59Speaker 1: want to Yes, we're allowed to get some real good music.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Oh absolutely absolutely. I already have cans. I bought concert
- 30:05Speaker 2: tickets for some shows next year that I'm excited for
- 30:08Speaker 2: at the top within like the first quarter of twenty
- 30:10Speaker 2: twenty six. So it's gonna be a good you know,
- 30:12Speaker 2: a good A good one you have, huh with shows Mcguel, Michelle.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Miguel is gonna be at the Anthem in DC. I'm
- 30:24Speaker 2: on the fence. One of my friends is going, and
- 30:26Speaker 2: I was like, do I want to go see Miguel.
- 30:29Speaker 2: I haven't seen Miguel Love since like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,
- 30:31Speaker 2: after his last album came out.
- 30:33Speaker 1: I mean he might, he might kick out that I
- 30:35Speaker 1: don't want to. I mean, I don't want to.
- 30:38Speaker 2: She'll say his old hits. But my question is, or
- 30:41Speaker 2: my thought is, is he gonna what.
- 30:45Speaker 7: Are we on the subject of Miguel What I have
- 30:47Speaker 7: an opinion about something?
- 30:49Speaker 2: Can I finish my thought before you take an opinion? Okay?
- 30:51Speaker 2: My thought process is my question is is he gonna
- 30:53Speaker 2: do like rock remixes of all his old hits or
- 30:55Speaker 2: is he gonna actually do like versions of like a
- 30:59Speaker 2: like something similar to the original studio recorded versions and
- 31:03Speaker 2: then transition into the rock stuff. Because I don't know
- 31:08Speaker 2: if I want to hear you know, adorn you know,
- 31:10Speaker 2: a rocky mix of a door, you know, banana clip,
- 31:14Speaker 2: a rocky mixer banana clip. Well, you know Caramelo Dura,
- 31:17Speaker 2: which is one of my ship that's that's that's one
- 31:19Speaker 2: of my song.
- 31:21Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if that's like, I
- 31:23Speaker 1: don't I don't think I like that. Like if you
- 31:26Speaker 1: want to venture off into this next to this next genre,
- 31:31Speaker 1: why you want Google suck up you old like the
- 31:33Speaker 1: experiment with your old work.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I don't think he would. I mean, but some art
- 31:37Speaker 2: Lauren Hill did it with her she could. I think
- 31:39Speaker 2: it was because she couldn't perform her old stuff. But
- 31:41Speaker 2: some artists they will reimagine or perform reimagined versions of
- 31:46Speaker 2: their hits to be more in a line with their
- 31:49Speaker 2: current thought processes or releases. Sometimes it works, but sometimes
- 31:54Speaker 2: it also, you know, it doesn't.
- 31:56Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like it's like, yo, come on,
- 31:59Speaker 1: like like, experiment with something different. You don't don't go,
- 32:03Speaker 1: don't go up with classic you know what I'm saying.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Don't go, don't go mess with what's already you know,
- 32:08Speaker 1: don't mess with good were good, what a good dish?
- 32:11Speaker 1: Don't don't you add no personal to that we're good.
- 32:14Speaker 2: I mean sometimes you know it just it depends depends
- 32:17Speaker 2: on what does it doesn't work the talpic questions of
- 32:23Speaker 2: the week before you get to that, I finkure what question?
- 32:28Speaker 4: But his song how many drinks? It's very that, isn't.
- 32:41Speaker 2: It great?
- 32:45Speaker 5: It's great?
- 32:46Speaker 7: It's great, it's very very what's the word I'm looking for?
- 32:52Speaker 4: Problematic? And very.
- 32:58Speaker 7: How many drinks will to take you to leave me?
- 33:03Speaker 7: And I got money, but waste my time? So I'm
- 33:07Speaker 7: gonna keep bying you all the drinks.
- 33:09Speaker 2: I'm hoping your sight.
- 33:11Speaker 7: And at the end of the song it says we're
- 33:14Speaker 7: just saying I'll be that we will be fucking the
- 33:17Speaker 7: night and this is.
- 33:19Speaker 2: No no, no something something, but we will be sucking it.
- 33:23Speaker 7: It's very problematic because you're trying to get this girl
- 33:27Speaker 7: drunk so.
- 33:27Speaker 2: She gives some cakes. That song that's the song of episode.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I have an issue that is a song of episode yeah,
- 33:34Speaker 2: because we might be yeah yeah, download DWN song how
- 33:38Speaker 2: Many Drinks by m Gel.
- 33:41Speaker 7: It's a problem for me and I like the song
- 33:44Speaker 7: and then really, you know how you be singing the
- 33:46Speaker 7: song and then you be like, wait a damn minute.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Yo, like, like when you're listening to what adult is,
- 33:54Speaker 1: it's very problematic.
- 33:55Speaker 4: And we were adults when the song came out.
- 33:56Speaker 7: Yeah, but like sometimes you just don't really attention and
- 34:01Speaker 7: you get into the beat and stuff and you used
- 34:03Speaker 7: to sing it alonger than you're like with a motherfucking minute, nicky, And.
- 34:11Speaker 2: I feel like I just committed a crime.
- 34:16Speaker 4: The bat this nigga just care the recross. Yeah, I
- 34:27Speaker 4: think we may.
- 34:28Speaker 7: Yeah, it's quite problematic.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm. Who cleared that he did? It was
- 34:38Speaker 2: also him asking the question because he was asking because
- 34:40Speaker 2: he didn't want to waste his.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Time even alone, feel like I should be on this baby.
- 34:45Speaker 4: We both know they were grown. That's why I want
- 34:48Speaker 4: to know. How many drinks will it take you to leave?
- 34:53Speaker 2: So? How did you waste my time?
- 34:58Speaker 5: No, that's the old thing.
- 35:00Speaker 2: You say, two or three look a party.
- 35:07Speaker 4: But I don't want to waste my time.
- 35:09Speaker 7: Waste my time, which I canna keep mind you Long Islands.
- 35:13Speaker 7: If at the end of the night that pussy ain't popping,
- 35:15Speaker 7: but he's given her.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Choice, he did so it's leazy.
- 35:19Speaker 2: But he gave a listen. Welcome to our Question of
- 35:24Speaker 2: the Week. Second in the show, where I scoured it
- 35:27Speaker 2: into webs and avoid laying minds like this conversation stuffs
- 35:35Speaker 2: save it or in our group chat pulled him up
- 35:38Speaker 2: and read him on the show, and these people give
- 35:41Speaker 2: it a rating from want a diabolical bump? Thank you?
- 35:52Speaker 2: Question of the week? All ready?
- 35:56Speaker 4: Right?
- 35:56Speaker 2: I mean there like swim way, let's hit it.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Oh ship, how old are we now? Yo?
- 36:01Speaker 2: Like?
- 36:02Speaker 1: That's that's what I will say.
- 36:04Speaker 2: I know, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been
- 36:08Speaker 2: caught doing? I'm not talking about farting and target. I
- 36:11Speaker 2: mean your soul left your body and can never recover
- 36:16Speaker 2: level of humiliation. You wet my wisdom, may yes, wet
- 36:19Speaker 2: my two hold on, knock myself out.
- 36:29Speaker 9: Trade everybody, because it's about to be interesting because I
- 36:37Speaker 9: am the person that farted in Target a Walmart grocery store.
- 36:42Speaker 7: So hey, out the name. You gotta do it and
- 36:48Speaker 7: speed walk off.
- 36:52Speaker 2: The good thing is do a target, because it's not
- 36:54Speaker 2: they don't all have traditional You can walk around the
- 36:56Speaker 2: carousel five times and loop your way out of a section.
- 36:58Speaker 4: And I hope that it's not a shot.
- 37:01Speaker 2: I ain't never shot it, but sometimes the smell be
- 37:03Speaker 2: follow me.
- 37:04Speaker 7: Maybe maybe because we ain't had no business, did you?
- 37:13Speaker 4: That was a cabin part.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Those are the good ones they clean yat mm hmm.
- 37:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:27Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been called doing?
- 37:30Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting target? I mean your
- 37:33Speaker 2: soul left your body? Comments complimented a girl's cosplay and
- 37:38Speaker 2: she told me she was a men of night. She
- 37:46Speaker 2: was a what. Wow?
- 37:54Speaker 4: What ain't no coming back from?
- 38:00Speaker 2: No?
- 38:00Speaker 5: It's funny because you don't even know what to talking about.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Was this your first time at an armor smoket ship?
- 38:06Speaker 2: Oh my, because you don't have everywhere in the country.
- 38:10Speaker 2: They were I think it was a like a local
- 38:11Speaker 2: thing Pennsylvania, Maryland.
- 38:13Speaker 7: Virginia to visit the one on White Marsh and one
- 38:18Speaker 7: in laure Room.
- 38:19Speaker 2: So that was me. Next one, what's the most embarrassing
- 38:25Speaker 2: you've ever been caught doing? And am I talking about
- 38:28Speaker 2: fartn and target? I mean like your soul left your
- 38:31Speaker 2: body and you could never recover level humiliation. Got arrested
- 38:35Speaker 2: for an unpaid speeding ticket and got booked. I was
- 38:40Speaker 2: in a criminal justice class that semester and they had
- 38:43Speaker 2: a field trip to the jail that day and my
- 38:45Speaker 2: teacher walked by me with the entire class. I never
- 38:48Speaker 2: went back to class and I switched my major.
- 38:51Speaker 7: Ship.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I was like, this is for research purposes. I was
- 38:55Speaker 2: going to do an extra credit paper.
- 38:58Speaker 5: And you still got locked up.
- 39:00Speaker 7: It's what you're saying, and you know every fucking thing.
- 39:10Speaker 7: If the listen, baby, the story I would have came
- 39:12Speaker 7: up with, like I was going to surprise you and
- 39:14Speaker 7: raise an extra credit payer.
- 39:16Speaker 2: You know, Bo's my GPA up. See what happened was
- 39:19Speaker 2: I told her I wanted to get the full experience
- 39:22Speaker 2: up side and inside the cell.
- 39:24Speaker 5: I was about that acting.
- 39:26Speaker 4: I was going to write a paper on how the man.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Keeps us behind falls.
- 39:34Speaker 7: Because with this, this white paper would be nothing without
- 39:37Speaker 7: these black words.
- 39:39Speaker 2: And these gray lines. Color makes the world go around.
- 39:43Speaker 2: I'm about to synthesize my hypothesis on the addition of
- 39:47Speaker 2: color to white spaces and white places. Braiden, that was
- 39:55Speaker 2: a ten. I like that.
- 39:57Speaker 5: That was funny.
- 39:58Speaker 2: And Ship next one, what's the most embarrassing thing you've
- 40:03Speaker 2: ever been caught doing it? And am I talking about
- 40:05Speaker 2: farting your target? I mean like your soul left your
- 40:07Speaker 2: body and you can never recover, recover level humiliation. I
- 40:12Speaker 2: woke up at one am thinking it was one pm
- 40:14Speaker 2: and texted my boss I was late to work and
- 40:17Speaker 2: I ate breakfast just to open the garage door to
- 40:19Speaker 2: the darkness. Oh damn.
- 40:21Speaker 4: I think somebody has experienced that at least once.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Oh you did was just so All you did was
- 40:27Speaker 1: just sending them pretty undistracted. Hey boss, I'm gonna be
- 40:29Speaker 1: late to work. Bro, what happened?
- 40:33Speaker 4: I think I do you.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Live in the Arctic circle where it's dark all day
- 40:37Speaker 2: and like in like the winter.
- 40:38Speaker 4: Turn ain't paid it shit, no attention.
- 40:40Speaker 2: You probably just jumped up. Was like, oh shit, no,
- 40:43Speaker 2: I've done that.
- 40:44Speaker 4: I am too.
- 40:46Speaker 7: Try and get up on a Saturday. Think you gotta
- 40:47Speaker 7: go to work and be like it never think about it.
- 40:51Speaker 7: After this shit this morning, I turned over like I'm late.
- 40:54Speaker 4: I'm turning you dumb. In my defense, I drink tequila
- 40:58Speaker 4: last night.
- 40:59Speaker 2: It's not on my phone to kill where you drink
- 41:04Speaker 2: to killa. After that, I didn't get an invite to
- 41:05Speaker 2: Oh my god, you do it every time. You see
- 41:09Speaker 2: how I get left out. I thought we was friends.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Next one, shut out, shut out.
- 41:16Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm about to start.
- 41:18Speaker 2: On I'm off with the biggest now that's why your
- 41:27Speaker 2: bunions is bursting.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Oh my god, they can burst.
- 41:33Speaker 2: I don't know. I just made that up, Like, oh ships,
- 41:39Speaker 2: this sounds like a theme park cry. What is the
- 41:42Speaker 2: most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing? And I'm
- 41:44Speaker 2: not talking about farting and target I mean like your
- 41:47Speaker 2: soul left your body and you can never recover level
- 41:50Speaker 2: of humiliation. Laying in bed with my Cody Simpson cardboard
- 41:55Speaker 2: cut out when my brother and his friends came in
- 41:57Speaker 2: my room to get my Xbox controllers.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Wow, that's funny. That's funny.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Well this is awkward.
- 42:12Speaker 1: That's funny.
- 42:14Speaker 2: Did you like to think just fell into bed with you?
- 42:16Speaker 2: Are you in there like cuddling having a conversation with it? Oh? No,
- 42:21Speaker 2: because it looks the thing just kind of like fell over.
- 42:23Speaker 2: That's like, oh you just fell over. I wasn't in
- 42:25Speaker 2: here like laid with it. If it was under the
- 42:26Speaker 2: covers and you were like, I mean, I.
- 42:36Speaker 7: Mean your number one fan, was you grabbing it on
- 42:40Speaker 7: it like I was was.
- 42:44Speaker 2: To William Bubble.
- 42:51Speaker 7: William Shakespeare. Okay, you know what the face he just
- 42:59Speaker 7: maybe in trouble wearing.
- 43:03Speaker 2: What what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing.
- 43:07Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting and target. I mean
- 43:10Speaker 2: like your soul left your body and you can never
- 43:12Speaker 2: recover level of humiliation. I went to text my husband
- 43:17Speaker 2: about how much I hate my boss, but I accidentally
- 43:20Speaker 2: text that to my boss instead.
- 43:23Speaker 1: I've done that.
- 43:26Speaker 7: I went to respond to an email and I did
- 43:30Speaker 7: it from my phone instead of my computer, and I
- 43:32Speaker 7: clicked on the wrong email and didn't realize until I
- 43:34Speaker 7: after I hits in and it was an email blaze,
- 43:38Speaker 7: And I applied to the email blaze talking about my boss.
- 43:45Speaker 4: Like I said, I called my supervisor real.
- 43:47Speaker 7: Quick, like, uh, you're back in the office. I'm on
- 43:50Speaker 7: my way in your office because because because because ship
- 43:52Speaker 7: might be about to hit the fan.
- 43:54Speaker 4: Luckily I kept my joke.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I mean I always think that's too that's too bad
- 43:59Speaker 1: because you can you kill recover from it, but you
- 44:03Speaker 1: don't have to kiss a lot of asks.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Oh that I wasn't doing. What's the most embarrassing thing
- 44:08Speaker 2: you got caught doing? And am I talking about farting
- 44:11Speaker 2: and target? I mean, like your soul left your body,
- 44:14Speaker 2: you could never recover level of humiliation. Got caught maladaptive
- 44:21Speaker 2: daydreaming and physically acting out my performances by my family
- 44:25Speaker 2: on multiple occasions.
- 44:30Speaker 4: That's what it's called.
- 44:31Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she thought she was a spice girl or
- 44:36Speaker 2: something m or maybe she thought she was clear and
- 44:39Speaker 2: set it off in the final scene when she was
- 44:41Speaker 2: killing somebody unlive and unlive and unliving freighting.
- 44:53Speaker 1: That's like it was like a five or six.
- 44:55Speaker 7: Ye.
- 44:57Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
- 45:01Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting a target. I mean
- 45:03Speaker 2: like your soul left your body and you can never
- 45:05Speaker 2: recover level of humiliation. I caused clogged the toilet at
- 45:10Speaker 2: work and cost three thousand dollars in damage.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Damn, How to fuck kind of ship you?
- 45:15Speaker 1: No, not even that?
- 45:17Speaker 5: How to fuck you?
- 45:18Speaker 2: How the fuck they know it's you?
- 45:21Speaker 4: Listen, I came out to the bad like, I don't
- 45:22Speaker 4: know who did this for something wrong?
- 45:25Speaker 2: The toilet bow flood.
- 45:26Speaker 1: You ain't even gotta say ship, niggas, just get up?
- 45:29Speaker 5: Was the toilet too?
- 45:33Speaker 1: You ain't nigga, No, you ain't had to be ambass,
- 45:35Speaker 1: motherfucker you. You only embarrassed because like, don't nobody like
- 45:39Speaker 1: you think niggas knows you don't nobody know whats you.
- 45:42Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't say it was him, but they just
- 45:44Speaker 2: put out a company. While you're saying, hey, we don't
- 45:46Speaker 2: know who did this, but the toilet needs three thousand dollars.
- 45:50Speaker 4: Baby, did you eat?
- 45:52Speaker 10: Did you just dumped some down the tool Chaco Billroom
- 45:58Speaker 10: like that, you're supposed to do pre look look McDonald, take.
- 46:03Speaker 2: It from somebody who recently had the stomach flu. You're
- 46:07Speaker 2: supposed to do pre empty flushes while you're still sitting.
- 46:09Speaker 4: On It also cuts down on the smell a little.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Bit, Yeah, because it's sucking smelling with You can also
- 46:17Speaker 2: get some pooper re pooper reworks. You spray the water
- 46:20Speaker 2: before you go. If you if you got enough time.
- 46:24Speaker 1: You spread like you know, you hit that lorks while
- 46:28Speaker 1: you're sitting there by.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Look here, Mickey bass burn, not that I would know.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Next one, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been
- 46:36Speaker 2: caught doing? And I'm not talking about farting target, I
- 46:39Speaker 2: mean like your so left your body and you can
- 46:41Speaker 2: never recover. Okay, speaking of I got supposed to diary
- 46:50Speaker 2: at Michael's craft store and my star was out of
- 46:52Speaker 2: toilet paper, so I had to walk to the next
- 46:54Speaker 2: door with my pants stand calls it and diary. Someone
- 46:57Speaker 2: came and.
- 47:00Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's embarrassing at this one. Just pore
- 47:03Speaker 7: your pants up and go home.
- 47:05Speaker 4: Just go ahead home.
- 47:06Speaker 2: Ship you did literally ship.
- 47:08Speaker 4: Now you can just take your draws off and wipe
- 47:11Speaker 4: your button.
- 47:11Speaker 6: Just just throw them away, thrown away.
- 47:17Speaker 2: It was a dumb and dumble with Bob said.
- 47:20Speaker 7: Ship everywhere, Ship on the wall, ship on the floor, ship,
- 47:26Speaker 7: ship everywhere.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Ship ceiling. It's really ship everywhere. Ship mm hmmmm mmm hmm.
- 47:47Speaker 1: God's crazy.
- 47:50Speaker 2: Next one, speaking of toilet, human, what's the most embarrassing
- 47:53Speaker 2: thing you've ever been caught doing? And now I'm not
- 47:55Speaker 2: talking about farting and target I mean like your soul
- 47:58Speaker 2: left your body and you could never recD level of humiliation.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Went to the toilet at someone's house, no air freshener, insight,
- 48:06Speaker 2: The older snuckout at the homeowner started jagging and yelling,
- 48:10Speaker 2: blaming their dogs for the stench that put them outside.
- 48:13Speaker 2: After apologizing, get you off. What did you eat? Don't
- 48:21Speaker 2: you stand the food off?
- 48:22Speaker 3: The food that you eat?
- 48:24Speaker 4: Spot that you smell like that?
- 48:26Speaker 2: Honey, We got it. We gotta switch the blue it's
- 48:28Speaker 2: a human being.
- 48:31Speaker 7: We gotta stop giving you this pedigree and get you
- 48:33Speaker 7: some some blue buffalo s.
- 48:38Speaker 2: I remember, Chase, you dropped the deuce like that.
- 48:39Speaker 4: One day, I said, I said, how does something so
- 48:43Speaker 4: little smell like that?
- 48:44Speaker 7: She said, shit, oh my, oh oh wow. You need
- 48:52Speaker 7: a probiotic.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Prey hand post biotic.
- 48:57Speaker 4: In the middle at the minutes, get all by doing
- 49:02Speaker 4: and and pre because the human sho in snow like that,
- 49:08Speaker 4: my gault.
- 49:10Speaker 2: I know it's waste, but go, what's the most embarrassing
- 49:14Speaker 2: thing you've ever been caught doing? And I'm not talking
- 49:16Speaker 2: about farting and target I mean like your soul left
- 49:19Speaker 2: your body and you can never recover level of humiliation.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Choked on my own spit during jeury duty and couldn't
- 49:25Speaker 2: control my coffin. They had to stop the proceeding so
- 49:29Speaker 2: I could get some water. While walking across the courtroom
- 49:32Speaker 2: to get water, I then tripped on absolutely nothing because
- 49:38Speaker 2: the toe of my shoe caught the floor.
- 49:40Speaker 4: Oh I've tripped on something that wasn't.
- 49:44Speaker 7: They I've tripped like that, like you turned around look
- 49:50Speaker 7: at the floor like.
- 49:53Speaker 5: The was that?
- 49:59Speaker 2: What is the most literally, what is the most embarrassing
- 50:03Speaker 2: thing you've ever been caught doing. And I'm not talking
- 50:05Speaker 2: about farting and target. I mean like your soul left
- 50:08Speaker 2: your body and you could never recover level of humiliation.
- 50:12Speaker 2: I was eating Chicken fil a during the Zoom class
- 50:14Speaker 2: and I licked the sauce out of the container. Went
- 50:17Speaker 2: to turn the camera back on when I finished and eating,
- 50:19Speaker 2: and turns out it was on the entire time, So
- 50:22Speaker 2: the entire class saw me tongue out of chicken filet sauce.
- 50:27Speaker 2: And that's just fat.
- 50:29Speaker 4: He's supposed to take the French trial or the nugget
- 50:32Speaker 4: in that scrap.
- 50:41Speaker 2: Like now you know what Zoom calls. It goes to
- 50:47Speaker 2: the person whose mic is acted. So he was in
- 50:49Speaker 2: there making noise.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Imagine the messages he'd probably got, Oh yeah.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Can we study?
- 51:02Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
- 51:05Speaker 4: I was at a party and I was eating jehot.
- 51:10Speaker 7: And you know you're supposed to take your tongue and
- 51:12Speaker 7: loo to take it. My step over and told me,
- 51:15Speaker 7: don't do it in public. No more, I said, all
- 51:19Speaker 7: I said, you should want me do it in public.
- 51:22Speaker 7: I'm trying to get your son in law.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm just saying.
- 51:26Speaker 4: But that made it went differently because I might have
- 51:28Speaker 4: ended up a damn door in low m.
- 51:33Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
- 51:36Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting and target, I mean
- 51:39Speaker 2: like your soul left your body and you can never
- 51:41Speaker 2: recover level of humiliation. I hit a Camaro at a
- 51:45Speaker 2: stop sign I riding my bike. I flew over the
- 51:47Speaker 2: hood and acted like I passed out due to the embarrassment.
- 51:51Speaker 1: Nigga, you probably just fucking passed out, bro, because you
- 51:55Speaker 1: got the win knocked.
- 51:55Speaker 2: Out like old girl in that Redmond video who fell
- 51:58Speaker 2: over the hood of that car.
- 52:02Speaker 4: Hey.
- 52:03Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, you know you got to win
- 52:11Speaker 1: knocked out of you. Sure, Yeah, that was stupid there,
- 52:15Speaker 1: all right, just lead down like a bass out and
- 52:20Speaker 1: got one our open light.
- 52:22Speaker 4: Then hemod ain't looking.
- 52:25Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
- 52:27Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting and target, I mean
- 52:29Speaker 2: like your soul left your body and you can never
- 52:32Speaker 2: recover level of humiliation. In class, I wanted to ask
- 52:36Speaker 2: the guest speaker how they maintained their optimism during tough times.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Ended up saying, how do you maintain your autism?
- 52:43Speaker 4: Oh? Damn players, fuck up to you.
- 52:49Speaker 2: That wasn't that bad.
- 52:51Speaker 1: It's like five you trying to say about me, bitch,
- 52:54Speaker 1: you gotta bring my open up.
- 52:58Speaker 4: Gott talk to me the whole way for a minute.
- 53:03Speaker 5: Next time you will just pull me to the side.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Don't disrespect them.
- 53:07Speaker 2: It's stranger things have happened. What's the most americing thing
- 53:12Speaker 2: you've ever been caught doing? And now are talking about
- 53:14Speaker 2: fighting your target? I mean, like your soul left your
- 53:16Speaker 2: body and you could never recover level of humiliation. I
- 53:20Speaker 2: fell into one of those coin fountains after making your wish.
- 53:23Speaker 2: It was on the first date, by the way. Damn.
- 53:26Speaker 7: I hope you went to the emergency room afterday to
- 53:29Speaker 7: get tested because it's all kinds of stuff.
- 53:31Speaker 4: Locks are yes, it's in them damn fountains.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Oh fuck that? How are you falling into the damn fountain?
- 53:35Speaker 7: Probably wasn't paying attention and was walking and and and found.
- 53:41Speaker 4: Stranger things have happened.
- 53:44Speaker 7: They probably you could reacting and they walking next to
- 53:47Speaker 7: each other like yeah, at least that's the way I
- 53:53Speaker 7: imagined it.
- 53:54Speaker 4: In my head.
- 53:57Speaker 5: What is sheven make the sand?
- 54:07Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
- 54:09Speaker 3: It?
- 54:09Speaker 2: I'm not talking about farting and target. I mean like
- 54:11Speaker 2: your soul left your body and you can never recover
- 54:14Speaker 2: level of humiliation. I told her a car because I
- 54:17Speaker 2: was too focused on eating my Chipotle burrito.
- 54:21Speaker 7: And who tries to eat ato while you fucking driving.
- 54:24Speaker 2: It's not something you can eat while you're driving driving.
- 54:29Speaker 5: What you need, first of all, you need your hands.
- 54:32Speaker 2: You get it made properly.
- 54:33Speaker 7: First of all, with all the ingredients in it, you
- 54:35Speaker 7: need both hands to eat at Chipote labor.
- 54:39Speaker 1: First of all, the burrito ain't nine of them.
- 54:44Speaker 2: Burrito was rice.
- 54:46Speaker 1: It ain't all that mess merizing, you know, like mofucker
- 54:49Speaker 1: that you crash your cut like you you started going
- 54:54Speaker 1: to town bit eyes goes and ship like, ain't no
- 54:57Speaker 1: way anyway.
- 54:59Speaker 4: Ain't a way.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Oh you ain't crashing that car.
- 55:03Speaker 4: Mm hmmm hmmm.
- 55:05Speaker 2: What a shane? What a shane? Mm hmmm, grading mm hmm.
- 55:15Speaker 1: That's like it's like a seven because just like that
- 55:18Speaker 1: cold it was a voidable bitch pull over.
- 55:21Speaker 4: That's the use of dumbas. That's what that is. That's
- 55:26Speaker 4: that's what it is.
- 55:27Speaker 2: You're a dumbat Next one, what's the most embarrassing thing
- 55:31Speaker 2: you've ever been caught doing And I'm not talking about
- 55:33Speaker 2: farting and target I mean like your soul left your
- 55:36Speaker 2: body and you can never recover level of humiliation. I
- 55:40Speaker 2: was leaving someone a voicemail and instead of saying goodbye
- 55:42Speaker 2: at the end, I said, amen, I mean, I mean that.
- 55:51Speaker 4: It's just praying for him. It's all right, like.
- 55:54Speaker 1: You've been rating somebody beating somebody in an email about
- 55:57Speaker 1: about your about stuff touching your property, and then at
- 56:01Speaker 1: the end of it, Yo, you like you went to
- 56:03Speaker 1: take ad bye, but.
- 56:04Speaker 7: I know somebody called him cust somebody else wanna deagg
- 56:06Speaker 7: on voicemail and then called back and left them a
- 56:10Speaker 7: Bible verse wanting the voicemail, I said, you just cussed
- 56:15Speaker 7: us day the smith rings told her she was all
- 56:17Speaker 7: kinds of raggedy, trifling, no good, jealous, ball headed bitches,
- 56:21Speaker 7: and they're gonna call back and say Corellians thirty seventy tesday.
- 56:28Speaker 7: Those two things don't go to God.
- 56:29Speaker 2: I say to you, have a blessed day, your bitch,
- 56:32Speaker 2: all right, raggedy b.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Because it's like I read you through filth. I want
- 56:37Speaker 1: to let you know that I'm still the child of
- 56:38Speaker 1: God and God, I still love you, my Lord, just
- 56:41Speaker 1: don't try me again.
- 56:45Speaker 4: Said try Jesus. Don't try me because I throw hands
- 56:50Speaker 4: I found out, I said, you did what?
- 56:52Speaker 1: Now they had to pray for him? Okay, I mean
- 56:55Speaker 1: not the same people pray for the motherfuckers a few
- 56:58Speaker 1: that you started.
- 57:00Speaker 2: I'm just saying, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever
- 57:04Speaker 2: been caught doing? And I'm not talking about farting and
- 57:06Speaker 2: target I mean like your soul left your body and
- 57:08Speaker 2: you can never recover level of humiliation recoveral And I
- 57:14Speaker 2: made that up. Yes, I was hiking in the Smoking
- 57:18Speaker 2: Mountains when there was a decent bit of wildfires going on.
- 57:21Speaker 2: I was driving down the mountain and saw a collection
- 57:23Speaker 2: of cars pulled over to the side and a group
- 57:25Speaker 2: of people looking over the ledge and smoke rising up.
- 57:29Speaker 2: I immediately thought that they were just watching the start
- 57:32Speaker 2: of another wildfire, so I slammed on the brakes, parked
- 57:37Speaker 2: my car, and ran over with my jug of water.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Did I take on hikes? I started pouring my water
- 57:43Speaker 2: down the side over where the smoke was coming from,
- 57:45Speaker 2: and everyone looked horrified. It was at that moment that
- 57:48Speaker 2: I realized that it wasn't smoke. They were spreading someone's ashes.
- 57:53Speaker 2: This happened almost ten years ago and I haven't recovered since.
- 57:56Speaker 4: Oh no oh no, oh no no no, no, oh wow.
- 58:04Speaker 2: I was wondering where this was going.
- 58:06Speaker 4: And then it hit me right before you said it.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, whooped his ass? Now she gave me
- 58:14Speaker 2: my one last bath.
- 58:16Speaker 7: They probably whooped up. Listen, Oh, you ran for your
- 58:19Speaker 7: life after that. Don't even try to explain what happened.
- 58:25Speaker 7: Just go, just just.
- 58:30Speaker 4: Just go, just go.
- 58:33Speaker 5: Now, whoop your ass.
- 58:36Speaker 4: I'm feeling for.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Your life over what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever
- 58:41Speaker 2: been caught doing. And I'm not talking about taking your
- 58:43Speaker 2: fart and target. I mean your soul left your body
- 58:45Speaker 2: and you can never recover level of humiliation. Got attacked
- 58:52Speaker 2: by hornets and a porter potty and fell out of
- 58:54Speaker 2: it with my pants down in front of a briefing
- 58:56Speaker 2: of about three hundred people doing the Jones wild Fired
- 58:58Speaker 2: organ I think of about it at least once a day,
- 59:01Speaker 2: and that was nine years ago.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Mm hmm, all that because your pants so don't like
- 59:09Speaker 1: you was talking.
- 59:11Speaker 7: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground looking like
- 59:14Speaker 7: a food on the ground.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Where your pains, said, where your pains said, whoa, I
- 59:25Speaker 2: got my pants on the ground. Whoa, whoa, I.
- 59:35Speaker 5: Got my pants on the ground.
- 59:41Speaker 2: H that's bad. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever
- 59:49Speaker 2: been caught doing? And I'm not talking about farting and
- 59:51Speaker 2: target I mean like your soul left your body and
- 59:53Speaker 2: you can never recover level of humiliation. I was in
- 59:57Speaker 2: a training class at a job and we were all
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: reading the handbooks silently to ourselves. I said out loud, Wow,
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: they give us five bereavement days. Then, trying to be funny,
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: I said, darn all, my grandparents are already dead. No
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: one left. I tried to double down and said, in
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: a very upleate, upbeat slash shipper tone, well they're still
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: my parents. Radio silence. I joined the Witness Protection program.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: My name used to be Rob.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: You going down, sir, No, it's not even that. It's like,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: all right, to your joke didn't land the first time,
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: and then you kept going, then you kept going, and
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: then also now all of a sudden, now you that embarrassed.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Next one, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: called doing? And I'm not talking about farting a target?
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: I mean like your soul left your body and you
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: could never recover level of humiliation. My dog got a
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: hold of my buzz and lipstick if you get my drift,
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: and my mom found it and woke me upholding it
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: with the glove one. Then she comes in a few
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: minutes later with her electric toothbrushes. Does this sound turn on?
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: And I'm forever traumatized.
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: You won't trying to understand why did you even have that.
- 1:01:19Speaker 7: Because this turning once Mama took ship because that's not
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: the same thing she took ship.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Toothby you know, LB does it for much cheaper bristles hurt.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: Nobody want that clivers.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Nobody, you know right? Somebody like like it rough, scrub it.
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: All mm hmmm.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: That brand the vibration we called scrub Daddy's.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: What is the most embarrassing thing You've ever been caught
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: doing it? And I'm not talking about farting and target
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: I mean, like your sou left your body and you
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: can never recover level of humiliation. I was talking to
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: my daughter about this Lisa Frank color and set thing,
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: and I called it and Frank, there was a lady
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: in the isle and she gave me the worst look
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: I've ever gotten in my entire life. And mind your business.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: What I meant, I mean both frank both of the
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Franks that they famous, they're famous for two different things.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: So I mean, play up to you, all.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: Right, my man, go back to your popsicle sticks.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Looking at me.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, that's embarrassing because you say something
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: about a Frank. Then they made her to think you're racist.
- 1:02:52Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, what is.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: That the rightest mm hmmm. Yeah. So it's like it's like, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: it's not like that. I meant, you know, the lady
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: that the folders.
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: Y'all know what the hell I meant.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about farting and target I mean
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: like your soul left your body and you can never
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: recover level of humiliation. My week flew off Space Mountain
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: ride at Universal Studios, and when I asked the attendant
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: if they could look for it, they told me I
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: had to wait till the park was about to close. Well,
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: it was only ten am and my first ride of
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: the day. I had to walk around the park for
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: the rest of the day. With no hair. I think
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: about this one today.
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: Oh no no hair.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: That's the question of the week, Lord Jesus.
- 1:03:42Speaker 7: And go to hell.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: No hair, no hair today?
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: Can coast?
- 1:03:50Speaker 10: Please?
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: Where's gonna take away me?
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: Go to hell? Your damn deemi.
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: You know how long you gotta wait. It's ten am.
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: You gotta go a whole twelve hours.
- 1:04:09Speaker 11: M boy, headed and cold, apple apple, apple, cinnamon, toast crunch,
- 1:04:20Speaker 11: toast sticks, crunches.
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: Indeed, okay, they were tasting.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: So I went to the store yesterday, y'all and got
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: some apple pie toast crunch.
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: Somebody or another stick his fingers in my fucking bab.
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: About y'all, but I've been wanting to trying out. But
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: you know, certain stores they sell like the like the
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: single cereal cups that you can buy like one, like
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: a one off. You just get the cereal because I
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: don't know about taste, the little taste load taste taste.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Because I don't know about y'all, but I can't trust
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: carves don't last in my house. I don't. I don't
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: buy boxes of cereal. I don't buy crackers and cookies
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: and chips and stuff. It douse. I don't have control.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I don't have self control when it comes to that stuff.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: I will eat a box of cinnamon toast crunch. In
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: two or three days, it'll be gone. So if I
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: am in the if I ever get the urge to
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: have like cereal, I'll buy like the little serving cups.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: I'll buy like one or two of them, so I
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: could have me a big ass bowl. Like we was kids,
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: you had the biggest serving bowl with almond milk because
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: you can't have counsel because elder millennials getting old. But
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: I had my biggest serving bowl of cereal, Apple Jacks,
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: cinnamon toast crunch or Raisin brand crunch that's a favorite
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: of mine. And then I'm good. I love I love
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: Raisin brand crunches that came out.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: I bought a bunch of boats.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: They only the store only had the family sized box
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: of cinnamon pie toast crunch, so I had to buy
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: a family bag. And then I was like, oh, I
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: ate two bowls of it last time. I was like, damn,
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: this is good. It tastes like a muted cinnamon toast
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: crunch with apple it. So I put a sandwich bag.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: I did a big ass one for key one big
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: ass one for Shawn and was like, all right, well,
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: I can't eat this whole box, so y'all take about
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: half of it, and I think I got another maybe
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: another bowl or two left, and then there'll be the
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: end of it. So Cereal, We love Cereal. Cirri cir
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- 1:06:16Speaker 4: I guess we're gonna get into this Q.
- 1:06:19Speaker 7: I guess we got shipped to do today?
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- 1:08:36Speaker 4: Since they gave her the honorary degrees and it was
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- 1:08:45Speaker 7: Anyway, I'm gonna thought this off a little different this week.
- 1:08:48Speaker 7: I have something new, and I was actually supposed I
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: think read it a couple of weeks ago, but I
- 1:08:52Speaker 7: forgot about it. This actually came as a question on
- 1:08:57Speaker 7: the Big Tig of morning show on V one O
- 1:09:00Speaker 7: three Atlanta. I just happin to come across the online
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: like the head it goes and it's called what A
- 1:09:06Speaker 7: should have cutting. My sneaky Link is my wife's cousin
- 1:09:10Speaker 7: from out of town. She lives in Charlotte. We see
- 1:09:13Speaker 7: each other like once a month about since six months ago.
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: I got caught up. I went to see her. My
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: sneaky link was texting me, and my wife was seeing
- 1:09:22Speaker 7: the messages pop up on my ipaid screen because I left.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: That at home.
- 1:09:26Speaker 7: The bigger issue is that I had her name saved
- 1:09:29Speaker 7: as Carl.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: Now we're going through a divorce.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: O Corl.
- 1:09:40Speaker 7: Now we're going through a divorce. I never told her
- 1:09:46Speaker 7: that Karl was her cousin. Over the last six months,
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: she's been calling me all types of homophobic slurs.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Now we're at the.
- 1:09:54Speaker 7: Point where she's going to tell our kids that I'm gagging,
- 1:09:57Speaker 7: which is the furthest from the truth.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: I've cheated with multiple women. Do own marriage I don't want.
- 1:10:02Speaker 7: To blow the spot up on her cousin because that
- 1:10:04Speaker 7: could cause another set of problems.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: What do I did? Did you want? You want to
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: be ship? I want to give you the truth set
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: you free.
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: It will because you're trying to protect the cousin or
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: you're in love with the cousin, because that's what it
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: sounds like to me, because what you're trying to protect
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: it full with you didn't you wasn't worried about it
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: blowing up, and if you wasn't worried about problems when
- 1:10:27Speaker 7: you started hunting on her cousin, So why are you
- 1:10:30Speaker 7: concerned about them finding out that you're hunting on the cousin?
- 1:10:32Speaker 7: You much rather than think that your home that you're homosexual,
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: which is not an issue being it's nothing wrong with
- 1:10:39Speaker 7: being homosexual. And if you have a problem with y'all
- 1:10:41Speaker 7: kiss our ass, it's not paul kas thanks.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Hey, it's not that we it's not that they got
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: a problem with it.
- 1:10:47Speaker 7: But but but you much rather than question your sexuality,
- 1:10:51Speaker 7: just than't just to say, hey, I've been a whole
- 1:10:53Speaker 7: I've been fucking business our whole marriage, and one of
- 1:10:55Speaker 7: them business was your cousin Carl is actually Carla Carlisha. Yeah,
- 1:11:01Speaker 7: oh car letter call call, not call on you.
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: No name called mother.
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: Name was.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: Cool, corel cool cool.
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: I'm sorry you already getting divorced, is already over. Just
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: to be honest, and the cousin.
- 1:11:20Speaker 7: Whatever happened to the cousins, to the cousin, and she
- 1:11:22Speaker 7: could get jumped at the next thing re.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Union that was on her.
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: She wasn't thinking about it when she was hunting on you,
- 1:11:26Speaker 7: on you, knowing you was married to her cousin. So
- 1:11:29Speaker 7: so fuck you and a cousin. That's all I'm saying.
- 1:11:33Speaker 7: That's now. Is she ready for calling you homophobic?
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: Clarics?
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: We don't condone that. That's not okay, that's not cool.
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: We we don't we we don't do.
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: Homophobia around these parts, Okay, we don't do that.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: Tell truth and ps.
- 1:11:52Speaker 7: You're a piece of ship, so that part of that
- 1:11:54Speaker 7: because you are how they all the bitches in the world.
- 1:11:57Speaker 7: You've cheated with several women, but one of them had
- 1:11:59Speaker 7: to be cousin. Yeah, you are some dirty bitches laying
- 1:12:03Speaker 7: you stuff your baby toe on the metal bed.
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: Friend, Jesus next one, God, what that shit hurts.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: Okay, next big one to Brandon's favorite thread. You're welcome.
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: We're going to six brown ticks.
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: I said this one for last because it made me
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: laugh so hard that I choked on my own spit.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: Rightfully, Okay, shut up braining.
- 1:12:29Speaker 7: In twenty twenty, my marriage was going through a bad time,
- 1:12:32Speaker 7: so I got cosmetic surgery to permanently change the eye.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: My eye color ship talking.
- 1:12:38Speaker 7: To tiny, My brown eyes are now green, but I
- 1:12:43Speaker 7: got nerve damaged and one eye closes slower than the other.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: I'm sorry what she was like, sugar baby, I'm sorry.
- 1:13:01Speaker 7: Okay, my slow eye can't be corrected, and my husband
- 1:13:06Speaker 7: knows I'm sensitive about it.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Look at garage door.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: Ah.
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: What I don't know.
- 1:13:16Speaker 7: What I didn't know is that his mama caused me
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: mortgage eyed one fixed and one bearable, and he.
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: Joins her and talking about me.
- 1:13:28Speaker 7: She still washes his clothes, cooks for him, only cooks
- 1:13:30Speaker 7: enough food for one person, and cleans only his things
- 1:13:33Speaker 7: in our house. She's convinced him to leave me because
- 1:13:35Speaker 7: our newborn isn't he isn't his daughter. He forgave me
- 1:13:39Speaker 7: for cheeking already. How can I stop this mama from
- 1:13:41Speaker 7: disrespecting me, ruining my marriage. I'm this close to fighting her.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:13:46Speaker 7: First of all, Blankie, his mama ain't runing your marriage.
- 1:13:53Speaker 7: You cheating is ruining your marriage. First of all, ahead,
- 1:13:55Speaker 7: and not just cheating, but getting pregnant by the mama
- 1:13:58Speaker 7: you cheated with. Second of let that man go and
- 1:14:01Speaker 7: let him go back be with his mama and his
- 1:14:03Speaker 7: mama coming over there still doing all that stuff for him.
- 1:14:04Speaker 7: He clearly is a mama's boy, y'all. Don't need to
- 1:14:07Speaker 7: be together he and mama's boy. You will cheat, No
- 1:14:10Speaker 7: move on. Somebody will accept you for your your time
- 1:14:14Speaker 7: released eyes. Okay, okay, wow, and I'm Jesus, I'm done.
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: I am done. I am weak. Why next week?
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: Look at on, I'm just saying.
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: I'm talking. I'm sorry. No both, bet No.
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: Betty's eyes opened at the same time. Not this one,
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: not so much.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: I guess what she can't do?
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: Look at my eyes? Roll them? She can't, She said,
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: I have.
- 1:15:03Speaker 4: An update for this question before we're done.
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: Go ahead with it.
- 1:15:07Speaker 7: Ship update. She fought her mother in law and lost
- 1:15:12Speaker 7: her toeth. The mother in law won't pay for her
- 1:15:16Speaker 7: to get it fixed. Her husband filed for divorce after
- 1:15:19Speaker 7: the fight, and since he's not her daughter's biological dad,
- 1:15:22Speaker 7: he refuses to pay child support. I have a lawyer
- 1:15:25Speaker 7: who would make him pay, she wrote, but I'd rather
- 1:15:28Speaker 7: stay married. She's the only father my child knows. Well,
- 1:15:31Speaker 7: he's the only father my child knows, and he shouldn't
- 1:15:34Speaker 7: break that bond. Okay, here's the thing. Legally, he probably
- 1:15:39Speaker 7: he may still have to pay child support because.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: Depending on the state when the child.
- 1:15:44Speaker 7: Was born, so legally he's he's legally seen as the
- 1:15:49Speaker 7: father unless he can you know, do.
- 1:15:51Speaker 4: A DNA improved that he's not. And then it still
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: depends on what state is in. So that's between.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: Y'all and the law.
- 1:15:59Speaker 7: But if you're going like the mama, you could have
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: at least knew how to fight with sugar.
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: But in your defense, you know both.
- 1:16:05Speaker 7: Your In your defense, you may not have seen her
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: coming with your good found She may have been on
- 1:16:11Speaker 7: the bad eye sign so you didn't see. And by
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: the time that I went to open all the way,
- 1:16:16Speaker 7: she was already swinging. So I feel like that's what happened.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: But I mean, what what while we got? While we
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: she lost the fight though, I mean.
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: She lost the too.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: She lost her two so white nigga don't mean she couldn't.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: She couldn't laid her hands and.
- 1:16:30Speaker 7: Like she asked, unless unlet's mother in Lord kumb fools
- 1:16:35Speaker 7: or something.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: She lost the tooth like.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: Mama got that one good like that one good punch,
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: but then she gave it to her.
- 1:16:42Speaker 4: Now she walked around with slow eyes and and the
- 1:16:44Speaker 4: truth missing.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: You walk around, likesh on if you have anything else
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- 1:17:20Speaker 2: week the first week in December. My God today, Bye
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: y'all bye. And for the record, Krishawn, I don't want
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: no smoke. I can say nothing that I am.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: I heard you fight.
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: Eats mm hm. That's what she said. That's her her slope,
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: and she eats when she be beating the bits up.
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: I'm scared to see bye, y'all.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: Okay m