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Show #331 Back to As Normal As We Get · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you That's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode three three zero one, three
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  Speaker 2: three one, three through one, Yeah, three thirty one, three
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  Speaker 2: hundred and thirty one of bfyt W Because fuck you
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  Speaker 2: That's why. We have done three hundred and thirty one
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  Speaker 2: episodes of a panel show inspired podcast where all we
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  Speaker 2: do is play silly games, have fun with our friends,
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  Speaker 2: make silly jokes, do silly bits, and just laugh our
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  Speaker 2: asses off. Oh yeah, and it is. It is mind
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  Speaker 2: blowing to each new number we aspire because like, holy crap,
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  Speaker 2: we're coming on three threety.
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  Speaker 3: Three, which is crazy that people are like, I like.
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  Speaker 2: Should we do a show about slot machines or something?
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  Speaker 2: Or should we save that for seven hundred and seventy seven?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, the gambling episode.
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  Speaker 3: We're almost halfway there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's wild, it's wild to think about.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, we're here, and surprise, motherfucker's it's a
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  Speaker 2: normal ass episode.
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  Speaker 3: A normal episode.
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  Speaker 2: It's a normal ass episode. We've been doing so many specials,
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  Speaker 2: we've been doing chill shows. We've done so many this
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  Speaker 2: thing and that thing, the other thing. Bfepardy the wrong show,
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  Speaker 2: like a whole ton of special stuff. We haven't done
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  Speaker 2: a normal episode in like a month and a half
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  Speaker 2: or longer. It's been a bit, it's been a while.
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  Speaker 2: B fy t W on the clock Tower too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they by on.
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  Speaker 2: The clock Tower. That is one slot out of every month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's just been absolute joy. I you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I've been thinking, if we get enough, if we get
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  Speaker 2: enough people, I feel like I need to add like
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  Speaker 2: a good like five or ten more cast members before
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  Speaker 2: we do this. But I was thinking of moving up
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  Speaker 2: to BUI weekly and doing just one. One of the
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  Speaker 2: two months episodes is Patreon only.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you say, like to invite them
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  Speaker 3: on and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh no, it's just for them, it's just for yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: something like that, something fun to do. There are other
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  Speaker 2: Blood in the clock Tower groups who do a very
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  Speaker 2: similar thing. They do one for free on YouTube and
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  Speaker 2: one on Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome, and you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's just like that, and if you want more,
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  Speaker 2: you join the Patreon you get a whole slew of
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  Speaker 2: extra episodes. So you know, it's a thought. Yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about things that have yet to happen let's
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  Speaker 2: get into our actual game for today. As per usual,
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  Speaker 2: we have our two main players. First of all, he's
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  Speaker 2: a gamer and a storyteller, and he used to be
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  Speaker 2: my youngest friend. Now he's.
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  Speaker 3: What up?
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  Speaker 2: Yay dude, what's going on? And this par guy is tired.
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  Speaker 2: He just literally just got off of work came in here.
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  Speaker 2: He's been literally cuddling with the cat since I walk
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  Speaker 2: in the door.
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  Speaker 4: I've been king no no job literally all week. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think I've had really any day off.
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  Speaker 2: Ther guy has had such a rough time that I specifically,
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  Speaker 2: and here's the good news. You get to just relax.
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  Speaker 2: This episode has nothing you need to prepare, hopefully no
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  Speaker 2: insane improvisation. You will need to be able to think,
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  Speaker 2: so the later part of the episode might be a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a problem. But if you can just stick
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  Speaker 2: with us to the end of the episode, I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: we'll have a good time. We always do. Hell and
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  Speaker 2: his opponent. He is a podcaster and a veteran And
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  Speaker 2: as it turns out, he's a veteran podcaster. You know him,
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  Speaker 2: you love him. He's the excitable Chowell, a joy goblin
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  Speaker 2: that everybody loves.
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  Speaker 3: It's Stevie, Yeah, what's.
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  Speaker 2: Up, sir?
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  Speaker 3: What's perhaps try to get my outside stuff done before
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  Speaker 3: it turns to another storm.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair. How are you holding up? I guess that
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  Speaker 2: is my question because I've already asked Aggie the same thing, right,
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  Speaker 2: that's my question for you holding up. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: rough year for a lot of people, and it's it's
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  Speaker 2: currently a rough time for Augie. I'm not doing so
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  Speaker 2: great myself, honest, but I am. I am striving to
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  Speaker 2: be better and we'll get to that because the final
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  Speaker 2: person I have to introduce is me ancelss Aaron. I'd
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  Speaker 2: say hit it, but we don't have soundboard at the moment,
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  Speaker 2: but that's fine. We're hopefully gonna get it back.
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  Speaker 3: We might have forgotten to charge it. So it's been.
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  Speaker 2: A crazy week in our defense. And my thing is
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  Speaker 2: I am learning to try and change the way I
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  Speaker 2: think about happiness. Okay, I saw something that made a
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  Speaker 2: lot of sense to me and it wasn't it's for once.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was the kind of viral post that
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  Speaker 2: isn't isn't viral because it's trying to sell you something
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  Speaker 2: in advertisement or anything, and it was literally a lot
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  Speaker 2: of reading and typically people don't go for that, but
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  Speaker 2: this still went viral and it was about how happiness
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  Speaker 2: actually works. And I love that because it talks about
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  Speaker 2: how we keep reaching for like more money, a better job,
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  Speaker 2: you know, promotion, all these things that we think are
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  Speaker 2: going to make us happy. The problem is it only
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  Speaker 2: makes us happier for a short time and then we
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  Speaker 2: resettled back to a baseline happiness. Right, We keep going
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  Speaker 2: back to that baseline, so it's never enough. You will
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  Speaker 2: keep chasing that dragon for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 2: And I just I was like, you know what that feels, right,
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  Speaker 2: And like the things that they recommend to make yourself
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  Speaker 2: happy are literally just like little simple baseline things that
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  Speaker 2: I mean, everybody should do, you know. The top one,
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  Speaker 2: the obvious one is to do physical like exercise, get
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  Speaker 2: some you know, some walking more, you know, I trying
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  Speaker 2: to get trying to get outside, get some you know.
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  Speaker 2: And the other thing is experiences, like don't try and
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  Speaker 2: get like you know, these objects, these toys, these things
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  Speaker 2: to play with, which is something I'm immensely guilty of.
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  Speaker 2: Try and have experiences, like things that you will remember
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of your life, like that trip to Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: We all tall, Oh my god, like, that was an
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  Speaker 2: incredible experience and I will remember for the rest of
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  Speaker 2: my life and just the memory of that trip makes
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  Speaker 2: me happy. So like things like that and the But
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  Speaker 2: here's the surprising thing, the thing that I didn't really take,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really expect to hear. But the thing that
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  Speaker 2: has the most powerful impact on a person's happiness is
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  Speaker 2: expressing gratitude. Really, yeah, a lot of people like to
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  Speaker 2: do the five daily affirmations, like in the morning, just
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  Speaker 2: say five things that you're grateful for. But the thing
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  Speaker 2: they specifically request is to the thing they specifically suggest
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  Speaker 2: is to openly, like say to the person that you're great,
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  Speaker 2: why you're grateful for them, because it literally will make
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  Speaker 2: both of you happier, number one. But number two, it
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  Speaker 2: tends to have a like a profound impact on your
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  Speaker 2: brain chemistry because you stop thinking about the things you
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  Speaker 2: don't have and the things that you want, and you
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  Speaker 2: think more about the things that you will already have,
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  Speaker 2: the things that you've already had.
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  Speaker 3: So you sound like my therapist and micro Joy's right.
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  Speaker 2: Right, It's a real thing. There is an actual science
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  Speaker 2: to happen. So I have been I have been going
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  Speaker 2: out of my way to every single day to just
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  Speaker 2: pick five things and think about that I'm grateful for,
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  Speaker 2: and at least once a day just say something that
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  Speaker 2: I'm grateful for. And this is an obvious one, but
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  Speaker 2: I am so fucking grateful for bfy tw The sheer
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  Speaker 2: amount of joy that I have taken, not just from
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  Speaker 2: doing this show, but from talking to people about it,
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  Speaker 2: to meeting like like literally having new friends this show.
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  Speaker 2: That is crazy. It is crazy to think that like
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  Speaker 2: those are that's.
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  Speaker 3: Something we experienced when you made a friend, you made
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  Speaker 3: them because you did some activity with that person at
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  Speaker 3: some point when you're at school or a sport or something.
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  Speaker 2: But in this case, since somebody said I like what
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  Speaker 2: you do, can we talk and hang? Yeah, absolutely you can.
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  Speaker 2: Or or the buddy of mine has a show that's
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  Speaker 2: a lot like yours, would you like to hang with them?
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  Speaker 2: And like so many things, and I just I'm very
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  Speaker 2: grateful that the show exists. It has made such a
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  Speaker 2: massive difference to my life. Uh, and I'm very glad that.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't so and we're not done.
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  Speaker 2: No, we're not done by a long shot. We still
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  Speaker 2: got stuff to do, we got stuff in the works,
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  Speaker 2: so many things. I'm excited for some of the things
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  Speaker 2: we've come up with. But speaking of bfy tww yes,
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  Speaker 2: actually get to the games. Our first game is going
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  Speaker 2: to be like share block. I have three news stories here,
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  Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is tell me
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  Speaker 2: which of these stories I would like, which one I
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  Speaker 2: would share in, which one I would block on social media.
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  Speaker 2: There is only one correct combination, and there is one
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  Speaker 2: for each, so there are not two likes, there are
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  Speaker 2: not two shares, and other shit like that. So this
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  Speaker 2: is just for anybody who hasn't seen the show. This
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  Speaker 2: is one of our most common games. It's also one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorites. So let's get to our first story.
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  Speaker 2: Japanese invent morbid human refrigerators to deal with heat crisis.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about a human refrigerator, your
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  Speaker 2: first thought is like a.
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  Speaker 3: Morgue, right, yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: Japan's latest achievement in keeping yourself cool is the Dohaimann
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  Speaker 2: Box personal refrigerator personal. Yes, this summer, it has been
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  Speaker 2: brutally hot. Yeah, we all know this, including Japan. Japan
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  Speaker 2: of their government officially invented a new word for ninety
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  Speaker 2: five degree plus days. Air Conditioning is common in Japan. However,
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  Speaker 2: the Japanese are thrifty and don't turn their acon all
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  Speaker 2: the time, pretty much only when they absolutely can't stand
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  Speaker 2: the heat anymore. And in some cases, you know, based
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  Speaker 2: on I mean it is a relatively small island. Public
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  Speaker 2: authorities frequently discourage ac used to reduce stress on the
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  Speaker 2: power distribution.
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  Speaker 3: Right, makes sense. They do take up a lot of power.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you what do you do when you
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  Speaker 2: need to stay cool? Well, japan says, climb into a
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  Speaker 2: creepy aluminum tank that looks like it belongs in a mortuary. No,
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  Speaker 2: here is a I will show you guys a picture
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  Speaker 2: of it. We can post it online if you guys
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  Speaker 2: want to. But it's literally literally. Yeah, it looks like
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  Speaker 2: it's like a refrigerator with a bench that you can
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  Speaker 2: sit on, as.
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  Speaker 4: A metal industrial refrigerator that you see behind the lunch ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of what's at the cafeteria. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: a glass door. Yeah. Does it actually seal?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think it can seal permanently. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think there's I was.
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  Speaker 3: Worried about it or if it was gonna be like
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  Speaker 3: a robot box. But it cut off at the head
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  Speaker 3: and necker. It's like a boxing wearing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, thank you, but but there is a
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  Speaker 2: legitimate cause for this. On July fifteenth alone, in a
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  Speaker 2: single day, forty eight forty eight people in Tokyo had
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  Speaker 2: to be checked into a hospital due to heatstroke. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so this is not for nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, how much does it one of those things cost? Though?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yah.
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  Speaker 2: It is six and a half feet tall. It weighs
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  Speaker 2: almost six hundred and fifty pounds.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: It has four large castor wheels so it can be
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  Speaker 2: rolled around.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, so yeah, you're right, it's just like that.
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  Speaker 3: It is just like that. It's a fucking cool or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: It's a two door cooler.
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  Speaker 2: But it works remarkably well. Inside it is a steady
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  Speaker 2: of fifty nine degrees and the vents and it blow
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  Speaker 2: forty one degree air onto the user's head and neck.
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  Speaker 2: This quickly lowers the body temperature and provides relief on
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  Speaker 2: a hellishly hot day. It will cool the user down
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  Speaker 2: within minutes, but you shouldn't sit in these temperatures for
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  Speaker 2: a long time, obviously fifteen minutes most and the box
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  Speaker 2: actively looks after the user after activation. It automatically shuts
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  Speaker 2: off after fifteen minutes and won't turn back on for
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  Speaker 2: a moment. Yeah, so you can't really hog the cooler
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  Speaker 2: and just keep yourself in it all day. It is
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  Speaker 2: literally just for you to sit in there, take a break.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, cool down and get and then get back to it.
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  Speaker 3: Like that would be great in a kitchen. The holy
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  Speaker 3: fuck I have I.
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  Speaker 2: Have found a price for it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's remarkably affordable.
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  Speaker 3: What really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the low low price of about ninety two
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  Speaker 2: hundred American dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Holy fuck you? You know what? People are gonna die?
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  Speaker 3: Office will save lives? Not in ninety two hundred dollars?
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  Speaker 3: And how much does it cost to run that bitch?
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  Speaker 3: On top of it?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, to be fair, it does look like kitchen equipment.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like industrial kitchen equipment rather than like a
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  Speaker 2: home personal thing. But Japanese homes are so small they
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  Speaker 2: really don't have a choice, and.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have a lot of industrial equipment like we
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  Speaker 3: do in our homes now.
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  Speaker 4: But I think I'll just go on and just spend
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  Speaker 4: the two hundred a month and I'll get a passive
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  Speaker 4: aggressive letter from National Grade once in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that might be the better choice.
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  Speaker 2: Their power is.
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  Speaker 3: Just much more in your neighbors using less power than you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my neighbor is a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Then those numbers.
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  Speaker 4: Look, if the data centers can use it all the
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  Speaker 4: power they want.
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  Speaker 3: We can use them. Yeah. Yeah, you know what, I'm
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  Speaker 3: right there to fuck with you. You're stealing our power.
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  Speaker 3: You aren't an entity. Fuck off.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I heard all people doing this thing, and I'm not
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  Speaker 3: condoning it. But you can throw like bamboo seeds all
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  Speaker 3: around data centers. You don't need to.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently there's people going on to work sites and stealing
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  Speaker 4: like millions of dollars in golden coppers off the cables
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  Speaker 4: because they get they're just leaving them out.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of love it. Good fuck them. If you're
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  Speaker 3: a data center.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fairly certain the data center isn't listening to us,
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  Speaker 2: But then again, it's possible than one.
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  Speaker 4: Who are AI data center, so they probably are, in
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  Speaker 4: which case.
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  Speaker 2: They literally steal everything from the Internet, and that includes podcasts,
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  Speaker 2: we'll would assume, so stealing we are a data center.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, go fuck yourself, and secondly, I hope
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  Speaker 2: you get all the ram and storage stole out of
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  Speaker 2: you and sold to uh computer builders at a fair price, a.
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  Speaker 3: Super cheap price.
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  Speaker 4: The ram stolen out of you goes to a young
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  Speaker 4: kid who learns to be a hacker to fucking break
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  Speaker 4: your ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he becomes ai vengd ai killer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he uses your insights to take your kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of vigilante fuck. Yeah, vigilant guys, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go Robert Jannis on board.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's illegal, It is fucking internet to say that I
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  Speaker 3: don't care anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I can still be my drinking water making so much
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  Speaker 4: fucking noise that it's literally causing people migraine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Christ, and then.
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  Speaker 4: Increasing the cost of electricity while being yelled at to
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  Speaker 4: use less electricity.
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  Speaker 2: They can suck the biggest part of my dick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is all of it?
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  Speaker 2: Which is all of it? Because is huge data. It's
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  Speaker 2: literally a known fact. Sorry, we all need so at
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  Speaker 2: least this new version. Let's move on to story number two. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: number two. Uh, Greek drivers still use destroyed bridge to
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  Speaker 2: save twenty minutes on commute. So I mean we've all
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  Speaker 2: taken shortcuts to save time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know, not gonna lie yet, even if the
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  Speaker 3: road has.
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  Speaker 2: Some potholes, no big deal, or just dirt. Well, some
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  Speaker 2: years ago, back in twenty twenty two, I believe it's
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  Speaker 2: either twenty twenty two or twenty twenty three, a strong
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  Speaker 2: storm knocked a certain bridge out of commission. In the aftermath,
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  Speaker 2: structural damage caused the bridge to sag in the middle,
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  Speaker 2: nearly plunging into the river below. But it's still floating above.
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  Speaker 2: It's still I don't know if it's floating. It might
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  Speaker 2: be sitting, but it's still above the water line. But
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  Speaker 2: only just fucked. No, the bridge has been devastated for
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  Speaker 2: since then. Lack of available funds has stopped any repair efforts,
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  Speaker 2: and officially the bridge is closed. You wouldn't think that
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  Speaker 2: if you were to watch the traffic going over the bridge, though,
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  Speaker 2: because locals are still using the bridge.
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  Speaker 3: How big is this bridge? Erin, I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you another picture. Is it is?
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  Speaker 4: I'd say, a good imagine and then have it ben
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  Speaker 4: downwards at the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty much what it looks like.
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  Speaker 3: Bridge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the bridge is sloped down towards the middle where
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  Speaker 2: the middle part sank.
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  Speaker 3: Show it's in there. Look at that ship. Oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So the storm was much much worse than just this
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  Speaker 2: one bridge. Seventeen people in Greece lost their lives, and
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  Speaker 2: damages counted in the billions, and rivers swept away were
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  Speaker 2: heavily damaged. Dozens of bridges. This one, however, essentially broken
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  Speaker 2: two places, but not completely. Like I said, it's middle
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: section slumped down so it's inches from the surface, and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: the remaining it just kind of sloped down to meet it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: That's a big Technically, it is still traversible and a
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: lot of cars are still traversing over it, but close
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: to the republic. I mean, here's the thing is like,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and this is why they're doing it because the next
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: nearest bridge is twenty minutes away. Oh wow, twenty minute drive,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: So you have to go really far out of your
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: way to avoid using these p so.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: It's like fuck distance.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: A lot of people do it, but it didn't really
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: become news until a local news outlet was filming the
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: devastation with a drone and they saw a forward pickup
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: truck slowly crawling over the bridge, taking care to not
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: disturb the structure too much, and as they watched, many others,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: most in vehicles that are normally capable of tackling ruggords
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: range like trucks and so forth also used the nearly
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: destroyed bridge.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, I wonder how that that that that angle at
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: the at the dip of that was Like, dude, like
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: my car would get stuck. Stuck.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And then there are those who aren't locals and arrive
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: at the bridge by accident. Those GPS devices some still
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: lead drivers to it. There are no entry signs on
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: both sides of the bridge, but they're obviously not clearly visible,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: or they're too easy to ignore, or they go f.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: It yep, don't have things, guys.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So the public has started demanding that the government install
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: actual physical barriers to stop any traffic and going over
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the hedge.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: We have to, yeah, post a cop on one end
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: of the bridge. That's the only way.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be a stupid people die every time
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: they do it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Saving twenty minutes is not worth risking my life. I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: have nightmares sometimes about like bridges collapsing while I'm on
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: them in my car. Though I think I've seen you
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: seen enough scary movies to have that concern, you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Know, even though this is not like from around here.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: I think the idea is still the same.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: In that.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: The issue is is that obviously it's infrastructure that needs
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: to get fixed. Otherwise it wouldn't probably needed to be
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: fixed for a while. Otherwise it would never would have
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: collapsed in the first place.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: And yeah, to put somebody twenty minutes out of their
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: way just to go what would have probably took them
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: maybe close to five to ten. If you're just going
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: like into town, just go shopping or whatever, go the
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: long way, take it safe. But like for these people
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: who are like need to go into town to go
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: to work or something else important or anything like that,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: like there should be when shit like this happens, there
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: should be a mandate to like extend shit like that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Be like, hey, if you were if you live in
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: this area and you go into this town to work,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: the bridge between is out. We've informed all employee employers
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: there that, hey, your workers might take some time getting there.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Consider extending their time to get to work or have
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: them come in later so they have time to get
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: into work or whatever. Because a lot of times it's
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: like you don't have time to get up at the
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: ass crack of dawn and then drive an additional twenty
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: minutes out of your way that took some place that
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: would have took you like ten minutes.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's true. I get it. And then you
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: have everything.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: But and then these people, though, feel obligated to take
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: these risks because well, they can't afford to take that
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: extra time, because what if they show up to the
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: late work and then suddenly they're in trouble for something
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: they can't have any control.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, yeah, like, because you you have
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: no idea how structurally sound that is? No, Like, there's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: there's every chance a single.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Drive beetle juice, they fell through a wood bridge. I mean,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: would strong as fuck?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know about this strong ish strong is. Let's
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: move into our third and final story. Yes, perfectly. Sane
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: scientists develop miniature scuba suits for their remote controlled zombie cockroaches. Yep, yeah, Stevie,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: you sound like you already know what I'm talking.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm all for it. Let's do this shit.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: This is how we discover a ship that we can't
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: do and get into places that we can't because radioactivity.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Why zombie cockroaches regular?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That's interesting, off. Stevie's exactly on the course of thinking
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: that scientists are genis not. I don't know about that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: By inserting probes into the roaches nervous systems, scientists have
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: figured out how to pilot cockroaches like tiny robots.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: That's fascinating.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: They're lebottomized. Cockroach slaves come in useful in scenarios requiring
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: access to extremely tight spaces like construction or disaster.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: The discovery is surely unique and awesome. The implications, however,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: are they're not great.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: No ethical thing to me is not right. You're taking
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: control of a living being. Yeah, that's bothers the fun
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I know, it's I know, it's.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: All no, no, no, no, no. We're not taking control
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: of a living being. You're take controlling of a corpse.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: It's not a living being anymore. It's a decaying organic material.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: So and that's the thing. There's no reversing that either.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: So eventually those cocklers are going to deter to the
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: point of unusability. Anyways, However, the implications of essentially hijacking
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: somebody's corpse to do what.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly and then being able to later hey humans, Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I am Fallout the TV show.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean not goalification, but definitely something old fucked yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: because they will do so.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: The scientists ran into one problem one but water is
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the one place cockriage just can't survive. Their drones kept
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: down and kept drowning in puzzle of puddles and water
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: logged areas. So, you know, instead of like saying, hey,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: maybe we need a different solution, maybe we could build
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: tiny machees that we were not actively harming living things.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they built tiny diving suits for the cockroaches.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: They're biologies, not engineers, or maybe they are, who knows.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Hold that one. Still, I gotta get his measure again,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: this feels like because I believe you're right, Aaron, like
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: in this case, at this point, drone technology is now.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Getting too crazy crazy and underwater robots too, yeah, of
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: all sorts, and so it almost seems like kind of stupid.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess if you're.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Like the government, right, well it obviously.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Obviously no, no sane person would be funding this No,
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: because like again, the implications and the fact is is
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: that again they're trying to preserve a corpse and the
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: implications of that with everything else going on. Yes, this
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: could help with scientific discovery, but all it takes is
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: one one person with an idea and being like hmm,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: forever soldiers.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep, and it'll start with oh, we can't turn
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: your dog to let your dog do whatever or whatever
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: you wanted to do, and then it's going to go
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: to humans.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: At first it's signed consent, and then it's and then
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: it's verbal consent, and then it's consents whenever.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: The researcher has created a tiny scuba suit that supplies
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: the enslaved cockroaches with oxygen underwater. Instead of like a
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: rubbery close fitting outfit like you'd have on humans, it's
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: a three D printed watertight shell that slips over the
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: roaches abdomen and then from the suit, tiny tubes stretch
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: into the roaches spiracles through which they absorb box done
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: ends on the shell contains chemicals that react to produce oxygen,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: so no oxygen tank is required. Uh and it works excellently.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It barely hindered the roaches movements on land, and they
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: could speed through water as well.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Damn yeah, I don't. I'm I'm not for that ship at.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know it was for this ship at the beginning,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: and then he wasn't once he realized.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I was zombie cockroaches.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, this is adorable. He's gonna make
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: it something and slim.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if some asshole gets a hold of
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: this technology, Yeah, I would like to start snooping on
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: every woman he's ever had a crush on, like the
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: world's worst stalker.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: No, I'd like to be clear here, The anatomy of
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: a cockroach or is an enemy of pretty much anything else, like, say, example,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: a human are completely different. Oh yeah, the human Like
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: the rigor ringamortis of a human corps would kick in
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: so fucking fast, and you're not piloting ship, You're piloting.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: A brick at that point. Yeah, it only works.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: The only reason why it's working with cockroaches because they're
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: literally built different like hydraulic little beetles, So that would
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: be the only thing I would actually work on. Still, however,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: you are using organic things to go in and do.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Exploring living creature or formerly.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Covert. Yeah, no one's going to suspect the cockroach.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: To be fair. If I see a cockroach in my apartment,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I'm killing the fuck out of it. But I'm just
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: saying this cockroach a little school, I'm killing it faster
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and smushing it harder.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm doing, get the aquarium.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Out and setting the remains on fire.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: It's a new fish anyway.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: That's all three of our stories. Our players just have
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: to tell me which one they would like, which one
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I would like, which one I would share, which one
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: would block ogie for no particular reason.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to start with you, Okay, don't choose mine,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I wrote, mind out choose his.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: He already wrote I.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Don't know what.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I already forgot what they all are.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Her first story was the More a Bit Human Refrigerators,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: the second one was the Greek Driver still using the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: destroyed bridge, and story number three saying scientists developed tiny
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: scuba suits for their's remote controlled zombie, one of the
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: funniest sentences I've ever written.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Right, Yes, all right, you would probably share the fridge,
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: just because Japan always does. Like Japan has been very
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: innovative when it comes to certain things, like you have
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: ever seen their like solo hotels literally just tubes, They're
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: literally just looks awesome. I'm gonna be honest, I would
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: totally be down for that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I would be terrified, No, I would I would be
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: comfort I don't have claustrophobia. Unless those enclosed spaces are
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: really enclosed, then I get it bad. No, I don't
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: think I could sleep in the two.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I'll sleep outside next year.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I damn near took a nap in the back of
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: a trunk of.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: A car, even in the sleeping bag. Have to have
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: my head out of it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: I'm all about that. So yeah, so like personally, and
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I think you would too, sharing that stuff because again innovative.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing else. I think you probably block the cockroach.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Thing to be on hundreds and I would have too,
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: just because I mean, again, the scientific discovery of being
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: able to go to certain areas that like electronics couldn't
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: because of interference or something like that. But again, we're
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: getting to the point where that is also so insulated.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: That's not that's not an issue. So this seems like
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: a step backwards in a way, not really not really forward.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: And then of course, uh, liking the bridge not because
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: of what people are doing, but because no one's actually
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: gotten hurt from it, and hopefully by now it's probably
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: been fixed.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It still hasn't.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: That is shitty. That's a failure.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: That's that's a that's a failure on officials.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they should have the same people forcing you to
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: compute an extra twenty minutes, or the same people at
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: fault here.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: At the town hall at noon.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, they'll they'll put they'll put forth the funding
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: to put barriers up and not fix the fucking thing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It works right anyway. Uh, Stevie, you can keep one
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: of his, but you have to swap the other two.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely keeping the blocking the cockroaches. I'm right there
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: with you. I unethical to me, I'm I'm big about ethics.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Also, I don't believe him, but.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna trying to win a game. Oh he paid me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure. I think I'm gonna, yeah, swap
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: the other two. I'm gonna like the fridge because I
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: do like I think it's knowing that what it is now.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I thought it was something different. I didn't realize there
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: was no door, and it's like, who's up this fucking
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: idiot started by putting somebody in a real fridge. I
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: know it's gonna happen, and I'm like, people are, don't.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, let's be honest here.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: That trend kicks off there and then we hear about
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: it here Americans are just gonna be tearing out their
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: freaking shelves out of their fridge.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: There see, I got my own right.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: The light turns off every time.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I don't like that part of a night light, like
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: the human fridge. And I'm gonna share the Greek drivers
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: because that needs fucking awareness. And you people, and yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I said, you people that are having this issue in
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: your town, you need to really like get on your
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: electric elected officials because that's some bs and that should
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: not be talking.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: We need to get out of the mindset that inconvenience
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: is somehow more important than your life.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do that. I mean, you're you're more valuable
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: than that.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: That is crazy.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Don't settle, don't don't settle for what's convenient because it's easy.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Absolutely all right. Well, the fact of the matter is, Tevie,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: it didn't really matter what you picked because you already
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: had it exactly right.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: And he didn't even choose the stuff I chose.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I absolutely blocked the dommy cockroaches because fuck no,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: fuck no. Not only is it not only does it
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: feel morally wrong, it also, like I said, it has
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: the power to be misused, and that is a huge problem.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: It feels backwards like that kind of that kind of
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: technology could be misused in a lot of really really
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: disturbing like that could have.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Been great World War two, Nazi fighting. Fine use it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Then, So it came down to whether I would share
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the refrigerators or the bridge, and really, of the two,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the one I liked more was the human refrigerators. That
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: at least is somewhat funny to me. It is little
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: cooling closets for ten thousand dollars. That's crazy. And also
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: maybe just because I'm old, but the idea of fifty
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: nine degrees is like, like that's too fucking cold. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you're gonna walk in there and you're gonna get like
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: freezer burn or something.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Actually, the cold therapy one of the things I was
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: thinking about starting up.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's actually yeah, because like I've gotten to
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the point now where my my temperature in my place
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: is turned up to seventy and I'm like, Jesus, I'm
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: turning into my dad.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting center.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's circulation and yeah, blugginting center, El's all
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: those things.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens. I know I'm always cold, it's just
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: the way it is.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: But I was like, when I read fifty nine degrees,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I went, I don't think I could do that. And
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I couldn't share the Greek drivers still using the destroyed bridge,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: because that's just stupidity. It's it's not nasty enough for
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: me to block it, but I can't share that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: That's fair, it's fair. It had to be.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Like so Ogi wins. It's one episode point is one
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: to zero in his favor. But Stevie, do not fret,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: my boy, do not be of concern. There are two
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: more games left. The next game is gonna be Game two.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be we're two episode points and we're gonna
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: play that game right after this bound bound mail bag.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Mail bag getting them letters, Well it almost.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Worked, except for the auto play partner.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I hate this fuck it mail bag.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Are we just going into it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fog Yeah, I'll cut things or I won't. It'll
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: be funny. You guys think it's funny, I'll leave it in. Hey,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: they thought it was funny, we're living it in.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: How did you get an answer? Anyway? Uh, welcome to
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: the mail bag. We're gonna go over your emails comments,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: so if you guys send us uh this week, I
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: think we've just got comments. We got a bunch of them.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a few. So I did a thing,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Yes you did, and if you absolutely, I'm off a
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: little bit for summer vacation. So I started a little
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: mini cooking show. Yes, it's called Midnight Cement Midnight Snack
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: with midnight smoke.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Did you almost say midnight smack?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I did. That's gonna be my late night freaking around
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: the corner deals. You want to smash them midnight smack,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, man, like twenty five bucks and I
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: smack them. But I posted the intro music I created
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: using some sound files I got through humble Bundle, and
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I have my little logo I created and we have
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: a couple of comments on it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: So the first one was from Gina Wells from The
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Fink Show and she said, holy shit, I feel like
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: I'm ready to play mega man love it, its to it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah. That's what really drew me to that first
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: sound bite too. I was like, oh, this is awesome.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: And then the second one is from Kristin Farley so
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: excited for this. Oh me too. I get Wait, there's
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: gonna be a fun little journey. I have like a
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: mini series pretty much set up right now, it's looking
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: like eight Upisisodes three are done.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Dude, if you want, like, I can dig up the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: video from the first or second test Master. I think
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: it was the second test Master, the one hundredth episode one,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: the one where you were given instructions as to how
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: to make a French toast. Oh my god, I forgot
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: that funny and I wish I was there for that,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: and it could be like it could be like.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: The proto the prototype episode. It's a fantastic clip and
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: it got so.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Many laughs on the day. Yeah, we got it. It
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: would be a fun That would be a fun one
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Oh and our next one comes from our very first
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: episode with midnights as well, because you released on Patreoh
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: you released an episode I did. So it starts out slow,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: but hopefully you really enjoy what it is. It's how
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: you make rice interesting, very simple. Okay, So I started
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: getting photos of stuff first, and I made pretty much
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: a voiceover show for the first couple episodes. The third
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: episode has video in it. The fourth one's gonna be
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: straight up just I got a new camera so I'm
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: able to actually do ship now. Yeah, so this next
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: comment came from Christen Farley again and it was excellent
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: with a little rice bull so, hell yeah, I'm cooking,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: you are Yeah, I'm cooking yo, And and then get
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: this news because I'm cooking. I'm getting a cook tattoo. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: I'm getting a little spatula and a chef's nice crossing
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: each other. On the other hand, I'm gonna make you stuff.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Are you very all right?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: All right? Well if that is all that's it, then
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: let's get back to the show.
• 37:55
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• 37:58
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• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Shades on We're off. Hey man, welcome back. It's time
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: for game two. Game two is gonna be one that
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: we usually don't do until game three. It's gonna be
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: the dumpster Fire.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, Yes, I like it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I have five subjects here or five categories or other,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: and you guys are gonna tell me what about these
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: categories you would like to see thrown into a dumpster fire,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: removed from society forever, cool, whichever one I really like
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: the idea of no longer you're existing in the world today.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I will give you that point, and the first player
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: to capture three categories wins the game gets two episode points.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Fair fair Stevie.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Since you lost the last game, you have the choice
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: do you want to go first or second? The first one.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I want to be a pioneer, sir. I'm gonna you're.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Going first in that case, Sir, your first category.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Is lunch, lunch, lunch?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: What about lunch? Would you like to throw into a
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire?
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: What I would like to throw into the dumpster fire?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Just to keep things moving you a thirty second time?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Thirty second time? Okay, Aaron. Is the fact that we
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: are also rushed during lunch, whether it be at work
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: or wherever. Nobody really gets time to sit down for lunch,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: to enjoy themselves, to relax and actually eat completely. It's
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: always rushed because at the most, if you're lucky, you
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: get thirty minutes somewhere. But oh me, I don't even
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: get a lunch. It sucks like I'm on my feet
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: the whole shift Jesus blows. So I'm like trying to
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: eat something really fast in the middle of cooking.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Wait, that stings.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm gonna say that, all right, lunch is
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: too rushed.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Getting rushed in lunch sucks. Okay, Uh, that would be
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a good one to throw away. Let's see if Aggie
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: can do better. Oggie, when you're ready, go ahead and
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: tell me what you would like to throw into a
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire about lunch.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I am ready, and I would like to throw the
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: onun originality of the food stuffs that is considered lunch items,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: as most lunch items can also be dinner items and
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: oftentimes are dinner items the only real differences between them,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: and sometimes dinner items are often heavier, but there are
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: plenty of lunch items that are also considered heavy. I
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: believe there should be more of a diverse and more
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: distinct difference between lunch and dinner items, just like there's
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: a distinct difference between breakfast and dinner items.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, intriguing. Okay, so this is harder than I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: would have thought.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I genuinely thought Stevie had it locked because The one
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: thing I hate more than anything is being rushed on
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: my lunch. That I am lucky enough to work at
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a company that allows me and how we want to lunch,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: so right, but still I hate being told, hey, can
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: you do this or on lunch? Someone approaches me on lunch,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I get I get irritated. But your time not there
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: time exactly. I'm not getting paid for this time. Yeah,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: that kind of thing anyway. But he also has a
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: good point.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: You know, I do like that, dude, what would you
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: make to be?
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: What what would your thing be? Because I know it's
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: like a turkey sandwich versus a turkey dinner, Like.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Sandwiches feel like a lunch thing. Sandwiches in general, Ye,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: feel like a lunch thing.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: You can do sandwiches for dinner like turkey club sandwiches.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: For dinner, but sandwiches were the traditional lunch for like
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Conci so much that now you can have a sandwich
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: for the breakfast sandwiches.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's dinner sandwiches. It's been exploited, so to speaks.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, there's no originality between anything. You can literally have breakfast,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: dinner and dinner for breakfast.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: But it is a very good point. But I am
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: going to give this one to Stevie's just because of
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: how irritated I get when I have to rush lunch.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Guinely despise it. It would be cool if we had
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: more more dedicated lunch choices, but it's not something I despise.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: So I mean, I get it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I'm throwing the I'm throwing the lunch rush, so to speak.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: We're being rushed off your lunch into the dumpster fire.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: So Stevie gets a point. We're gonna move on to
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: our second category. Our second category is live sports. Oh
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: what about being you know? And by live sports, I
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: mean actually being there, being in an arena, a stadium,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: you know, on site of the game as it's being
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: played in front of you. What about live sports would
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you throw into a dumpster fire thirty seconds of the end?
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Go?
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Well, as someone who's only gone to a live sporting
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: event exactly once, I from my experience, though, I would
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: have to legitimately say, uh. It is the pricing, I
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: would say, especially for like their off season stuff. It
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: seems like they still overcharge for off season matches and games,
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: especially in seats that people would love to like get
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: up close and personal.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: It's really hard to see the puck in hockey from
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: far away.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: It's really hard to see the ball and baseball.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: From far away.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all right, now right there with you, dude.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: That's why we didn't go list last season.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you can't get it. If you don't
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: get any good seats, it's not really worth going.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie, what about live sports? Would you like
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: to throw into an umpster fire thirty seconds and go?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to say, when you go to a
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: sports event, especially one you're not like really familiar with,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: or you go to a lottery you might not know
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: all the rules for, and you don't feel like you
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: fit in, it's not so much like, oh, I know
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: a little bit of baseball. It's like, no, you're just
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: like you're with like the other team, Like you don't
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: fit in with that crowd of people that are around you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Either there being belligerent, they are people constantly hazing you
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: because you are the other team or whatnot.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: But some like that all right time, Uh, very good.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: This one has a clear winner. This one goes to Augie.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: The price gouging.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's horrible.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: At some sports events is only more games, exactly right.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I would be able to afford to go to more
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: games if I could like go and get a decently
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: priced pop and you know, the hot dog or whatever
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: from the concession stamp. Yeah, honestly, it's a stupid expense.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: It was stupid expensive before the price of everything jumped
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: up twenty twenty. But like, I don't know, man, Like
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: it was bad before, it's got it, it's worse now.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I have not been to a live sport in a
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: very long time.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: It's been a few years.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Uh, and uh, you'd have to give me a damn
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: good reason to go at this point. So uh, in
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: any event that one goes to Augie, we're gonna move
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: on to our third category and Stevie, this time you'll
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: be leading Stevie. What about techno music would you throw
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: into a dumpster fire? Or EDM?
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: If you preferring to music, what.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: About techno music would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: And why? And your time starts now I'm gonna say, God, God,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: when the base drops too hard. When you're actually at
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: the club, you're you're feeling like you're having a good time,
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: your vibe and you're with like a group, because usually
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: it's a group of people that go together. For at least,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: it wasn't my experience. You're all vibeing, and all of
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: a sudden, it just hits way too hard, unexpectedly, for
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: no fucking reason other than the DJ wants it to
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: be loud, and there's no reason for it whatsoever to
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: go with the rest of the flow. That's fucking irritating
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: all right time.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, over to Augie, can you beat that thirty seconds?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: What would you throw away about techno music? Go?
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Probably I would throw away the vocalization and techno music.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: And I feel like like in some cases, like a
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: few sentences here and there might kind of make or
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: break a song, but I feel to really make it
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: distinct from other genres, like it should be almost an
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: instrumental based genre, almost exclusively compared to others.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, dude, with five seconds ago, Augie's nailed this one. Yeah, well,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that what I apologized that My biggest problem
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: with technology is when they tried to sing lyrics over
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: top of it. Good example that I just checked out
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: the other day. I was playing some old school Windows
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: games when Commander Prophecy there's an amazing techno soundtrack. However,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: if you bought the soundtrack in the store, what you
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: got was versions of those songs with the lyrics added in.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh gross, So the versions they had in the game
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: had the lyrics pulled out. So I'm like, I'm expecting
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: to hear the songs I actually heard while playing the
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: game instead of hearing this new version with lyrics. And
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: it's so bad.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: It's nothing to what you expected. It's the lyrics absolutely like.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Taking me out of the experience.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, fuck this, Where do I like rip
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: or pull the actual music files from me? Because I
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: want the actual music? You fuck holes?
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: It sucks.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: So Augie, one hundred wins that one use categories to
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: one point, man, and I'll give this is your chance
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: to take it home. You just need one more, uh cev.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You need both of these, and Augie, you will go first.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: What about and I know it's a favorite of yours,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: what about the Nintendo GameCube? Would you throw into a
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire thirty seconds and.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Go fucking easy? Honestly?
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: The controller it has one of the more unique controller schemes.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: And you know, nefarious Nintendo when it comes to that,
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: and there's like no modern version of it. So if
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: you're playing like a GameCube emulator, like the buttons are
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: just so fucky like because if you look at a
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: layout of a GameCube, or if you're used to a
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: layout of a GameCube game, when you're playing GameCube and
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: you go and play with an Xbox, one way feels
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: way different. You are constantly hitting the wrong button, so
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: that overly unique.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: That is a good choice, Stevie, I feel like this
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: can be beaten. You've got thirty seconds and go.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I'll gie you one man unless this wins. The only
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: thing because I had never played game I know nothing
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: The only thing that you played GameCube I played it
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Oh the Mario Tennis thing. Okay, that's the only thing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Use two buttons anyway, but the only thing I could
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: throw in the dumpster fire about a GameCube like, no joke, and.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an extra universe.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, you're good. This is the universe. This is
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: how you correct that all the problems in the world.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have a GameCube. The fact that Augie doesn't have
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: a game cube is getting thrown in the dumpster fire.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: This man deserves it for one he puts up, what well,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: this dumb ass a lot, and like he never fucking complains,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: he just does his ship.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: So that.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: God damn it. Now I feel like ship. I had
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: a game, I know. I had a game Cube with
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: one of the most rare accessories. There was the game
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Boy Advanced Player bolted on underneath it, and I had
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I had Oh.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I forgot they did connect, didn't they?
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: And I had the I had the game, I had
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: several controllers, and I have an excellent game collection, like
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: the Resident Evils, the Melee.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: You know, had Pokemon, any of the Pokemons for Advance.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: You could literally connect to the GameCube, play Pokemon Colisseum
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: and trade Pokemon between that game and.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Your What holy ship, and what I should have done?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I feel now is gifted that just given all of them.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately I sold it to make money. So it's fine.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: The cover art from my book.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: That's I just it's okay, It's okay, No, it's cool said.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: We have never occurred to me every game might not
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: have a GameCube and want one like it might. It
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: never occurred to me in my wildest dreams. Having said
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: that they got.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: To fight the GameCube and all the Pokemon game.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Having said that, Augie still wins this because the one thing,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: the one thing I disliked the most about the GameCube
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: is it's.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: The extra button right on the side and then.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got the button on the one side but
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: not the other.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: It's so fucking weird.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: A big a button B and then there's like yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: ex and wall.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Like a penis with the little balls and the big
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: a dick in the middle, and then and then the
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: b the mushroom head.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: The like there's like this, yeah, it was, it was.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: It was designed to fucking hurt your thumb if you
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: played for too long. It was of.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Them to do their homework. You make the controler Soper breaks.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure I broke the spring, and.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: So Age wins. He's got categories. However, we left the
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: wild card category. We might return to it because Augie's
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: got three points. Our next game is also worth three points,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: So Stevie, if you win the next game and tie
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: the episode, we will have a tiber of the wild card,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: so that may come into play. But now Stevie needs
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: to win this next game. Game three is worth three points.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: We're gonna play it right after this.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: you are a fan of the Green Head on over
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• 52:06
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• 52:11
  Speaker 3: to hook you up.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: gonna be an old favorite of mine. Just correlate. Oh cool,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: heck you dude, I have got here with me six
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: hidden connection sets of clues. You're gonna choose them based
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: on keyboard keys control, all, delete, insert, home, and end.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Behind each one is a set of four clues. Each
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: of the clues has something in common. If you can
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: figure it out after one clue, you get five points,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: but it's really hard to do that. After two clues
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: you get three points. After three clue as you get
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: two points, And if you need all four clues you
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: get one point. If you don't figure it out, your
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: opponent will get a chance to steal with all four
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: clues for one point. However, to steal you have to
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: get it exactly right. Whereas I will give you a
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: little wiggle room. If if it's your clue, it's your
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to steal. You need to have it in the battle,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and after we do all six keys, the player will
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the most most points wins the game and gets three
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: episode points. So Steve, you get this, you'll have a
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: chance to pull it out of the bag by winning
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: the the tiebreaker. But Augie, all he needs to do
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: is just stop you from winning this one. Okay, all right,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: So Stevie, you're gonna get the first choice. Would you
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: like control all, delete, insert home, or end.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Let's go with alt.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Let's go with alt. Yeah, okay, I'm going to read
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: you the first clue and I'll tell you it's worth
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: five points, and once I am done reading it, you
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: will start the timer. So for Alt your first clue
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: for five points. Elton John's eyes.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Elton John's eyes.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: To get another clue to say next next for three points,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Billy Joel's blonde over mat for two points, Madonna's True.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: NOx for one.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Point, Elvis Presley's swayed shoes.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Buzz.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, your own name is.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: For one point? What is it?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Blue? They're all blue?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a little more to that. I'll give you.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'll give it to you. You can tell what they are, right, blue?
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Not really? Well, not good of blue? But in color.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I want to give it to you so bad, don't.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I am going to give it to you because you
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: did find like the actual connection. But what I was
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: looking for was that these are songs with blue removed.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: So you have Elton John's blue eyes, you have Billy
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Joel's Blonde over Blue.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: I was filling in the blank Madonna's True Blue.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: And Elvis Presley's blue suede shoes.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: But you did get that it was blue. So I
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: am going to give you a point, but only because
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: it's only a point. Yeah, I could have been two
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: or three. I would probably be less blue. So Stevie
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: has the first point. Auguie, would you like control delete, end,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: insert insert, Okay, here is your first clue for five points?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Control twenty nineteen, Neans for three points, Crisis two and
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: three twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, next for two points. All
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Ghostbusters video games, Aggy Oggy buzzes in.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: They're all third person video games.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for something a bit more specific.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Let's say, Crisis can't be run on high graphics, high
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: def graphics.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: No, it was two and three, you said, right.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Two and three. Yeah, I'm trying to.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Uh, they all had.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: They all had ghosts in them.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, that's not right, Uh, Stevie, I'm gonna
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: give you a chance to steal.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Oh okay.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Here are all four Clues Control twenty nineteen, Crisis two
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: and three twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, all Ghostbusters video games,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and finally the Second True Crime Game two thousand and five.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I've got nothing. I've only heard of christ.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Everything else. They all.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: They all use guns.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Technically that is true. Also, there's a lot more games
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: that would fit into that.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I really don't what I was going for.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I'm tempted to give it to you because I think
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: these but there has to have been a first person
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: like I'm pretty sure there's a first person mode in
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Crisis two or three. We're both, so they're not dedicated
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: third person. What I was looking for is that these
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: are games that take place in New York City.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Prices two and three takes place in NewYork.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I have no royd apocalyptic version of
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: New York City, but it is New York City all
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: the same. All Ghostbusters video games, all of them place
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: and the Second True Crime game deliberately left off the
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: subtitle because it would have told you New York City
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: controls the hardest one. It takes place entirely inside a building.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: But that building is the Bureau, which is located at
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: I think like Manhattan, literally in New York City. So
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: no points for anybody there. We're going to go back
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: to Stevie to pick another key. Would you like control
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: delete home or.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: End home Home?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie for five points?
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Monterey Jack, the mouse er the Geese next, please.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: For three points, Sydney Bristow either next, please for two points,
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Phoenix right next for one point. Carmen San Diego, Jeeve,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I guess gave us in with just seconds to go?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Are these all shows that are on the same age
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: group of us?
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: That was a stress and half. I think that's very
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: very wrong. Oh he I'm gonna give you all four
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: clues one more time. You can steal for one point
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Monterey Jack, Sydney Bristow, Phoenix right, Carmen San Diego.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Uh, they all have private investigators going after them and
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: them chased, all being chased by private investigators or detectives.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, technically that might be yeah, yeah again,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: I was going for something completely. You know what, I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: don't think. I don't think you can say that about
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Monterey Jack, Okay, yeah, that was the only one.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: I was sure.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: He is a private investment.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: I know Phoenix, right for sure.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: So Monterey, California, Sydney, Australia, Phoenix, Arizona, Mother, San Diego, California.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: These are all fictional characters that are named after cities.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: We are not good at this game.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Please come on, be a f w.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: You could take my spot. That is a lawyer. I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: thought it was the mouse from Rescue Rangers.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: He was the mouse from Wreck two Rangers, exactly right.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: He was the big mustache.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he spelled the cheese is mustache to go crazy.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: You are exactly right. But he wasn't named Monterey, not
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: after the cheese, but after the city.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: All right, which is named after the cheese.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Is still one to zero. It is anybody's game. You
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: may have controlled delete or an end for he's taking end. Okay,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: reset it back to zero. No, I got three seconds.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: I'll try to win this.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Your first clue for five points. Founders of Colgate University
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: for three points, Last supper participants for two points. Stripes
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: on the US flag okay, oggy buzzes in what do
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: you think it is?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: They're all founders of their own organizations.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: You definitely can't say that about stripes on the US flag.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Oh whatever, All.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Right, Stevie, you're gonna get all four clues. I think
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: you might already have those. All four clues, founders of
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Colgate University, Last Supper participants, stripes on the US Flag,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: items in a Baker's dozen.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all of them, have thirteen of them.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Is exactly right. That's another point for Stevie.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't have it till the flag.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, the first one was obviously going to be
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: very hard. There were thirteen founders of Colgate University, Last
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Supper participants, the twelve apostles in Jesus. There are thirteen
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: stripes in the US flag, and of course there are
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: thirteen items in a Baker's dozen.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: So well doing eleven. This whole time, it was one
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: one way or the other.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie, your final choice, control or delete. Whichever
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: one you don't take, Augie will be stuck with control.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Please control, all right? In that case, Stevie, your first
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: clue for five points, Lyndon Ashby.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: No pass for three points.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Joel McHale next for two points, Daniel Passina, Stevie, Stevie
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: buzz is in. What do you think this is?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Are these all people who are on SNL?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: No, I'm fairly certain ever been on SNL. I wouldn't
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: be astounded if he was.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: RelA.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna give you all four clues. Lyndon Ashby,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Joel McHale, Daniel Passina, Carl Urban.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: They're all people with names.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Again, that is correct, but I was, of course looking
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: for something more specific. Stevie, did you just figure.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Out I don't know. Are they all anti heroes? No?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I guess technically maybe they could be.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: This is what it helped if I told you this
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: is related to Mortal Kombat.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: No, oh, they're all new motherfucker. They're all the new
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: one from the New Oral. No, that's wrong too, No,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: These are all actors. These are exactly right. These are
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: all actors who have played Johnny.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not the new one, but yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Lynna Nashby was Johnny Cage in the nineteen ninety five.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Joel McHale played him in three animated movies. He voiced him.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Daniel Pascina played him in the original game and the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: second one.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: I think, fuck, you're right.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you was in the second
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: one or not. He was in the first one for sure. Yeah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: and Carl Urban played him in the recent Ortal Kombat Too.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Which is fucking phenomenal. Go see that movie.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, damn ah you This last one is yours.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: You need to at least tie to keep Stevie from
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: taking the from taking this game, which means you need
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: to buzz in with at least three clues. You need
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: two points. Stevie is at two point to zero. If
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: you get two points, you tie, and you both get
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: three episode points and you still win. So if you
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: go for the fourth clue, you're just gonna automatically lose.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell you that right now. All right,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: you you're left with delete your first clue for five points.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Septic Oggy Oggy buzzes in on the very first clue,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: things that smell like shit.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid I cannot give you that. So just for funzie, Stevie,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: even though you've already won the game, the four clues
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: are septic, queer, ass, banana.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Iron, all things have potassium.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Iron does not have potassium. This one is for fans
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: in B F Y t W and particular Bfeopardy. If
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: you've listened to the bfepardy with Sarah and Maddie on it,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: you will recognize those words. These are all words made
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: from chemical symbols. You can make all of these words
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: from chemical symbols. And they were, in fact four of
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: the words that we used in that B field. I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: got them all to Maddie got almost all. Maddy destroyed
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: that category. Well, as it happens, we have ended this
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: game with two points in Stevie's corner. No points in
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: August means Stevie wins, just correlate and gets three episode points,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: which means it is three to three. It is a tie,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: which means we are indeed going to the dumpster fire
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: for a wild card can be anything that you want
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: to throw into a dumpster fire. The only rules are
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: it can't be something we've previously used on a dumpster fire.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: So if I know it's a repetition of something, I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: will not pay any attention to it. That's about it.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: So think about it. Because Augie was in the lead first,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: he gets to decide if he wants to go first,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: or make you go first. Okay, because it's a wild card,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: you are going to get a little bit of extra time.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: You get forty five seconds. Oh man, and your time
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: starts now.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to say I have Oh no, that's
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: actually a good thing. I don't know that.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: She's about the dumpster fire.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Good thing, oh, Joshi, all this motivation to do the
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: things I really need to get done. The unmotivated, or
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: you know, the lack of motivation because everybody has something
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: that needs to get done and they always put it off,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: even it's something like kind of minuscule, but it just
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: takes forever. You just I don't feel like doing it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: I just don't feel like doing it.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that is hard.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: I want that to go away. I want to be
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: motivated again to get everything done. Check all those little marks.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: That's fair, all right, Agi, you have forty five seconds
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: to beat that. What would you throw into a dumpster
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: fire can be anything forty five seconds and go.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: I would like to throw the rollback of environmental protections
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: into the dumpster fire.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, it was not so long ago that.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Let them do it, not so long ago that our
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: very own American bald eagle was on the endangered species list.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: Do the efforts of environmental protections through funding, through conservation efforts,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: it was brought back and is now safely outside the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: endangered species list. By rolling back any protections, we are
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: just undoing all of that hard work. We are seeing
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: the creatures and the plants and the life that we
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: see every day that we love, that we enjoy, get
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: slowly destroyed. It is impossible to to say it's so
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: important that we protect this planet we live on. It
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: is the only one we're going to be living on
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: for a long time, and destroying it now isn't going
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: to increase our odds of finding anywhere else to live.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: It's going to be another one hundred years before we
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: can live on the moon. Don't think that's going to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: happen this year. Don't think it's going to happen in
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: the next ten. We need to protect what we have now,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: and it is vitally important that we protect.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: What we have now.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Sorry for not letting you cook. I was just trying
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: to make the point that you had already won. You
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: have already won. Congratulations Agie. Here when you get another
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: episode point it is four to three. You've won this episode. Congratulations,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: you're absolutely one thousand percent right. Amidst the many many
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: things that pissed me off about world leadership today, that
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: is probably the highest on the list. And yeah, I
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: mean it's it's so important because exactly exact much. I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: have friends who have recently become parents who genuinely, genuinely
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: had to think long and hard about whether they wanted
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: to go through it, because the idea of bringing a
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: child into a world that is dying, pretty is dying,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: is a problem. It's a massive problem and something they
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: were really concerned about, so they almost didn't do it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: It shows how they are.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: They did decide to have the child anyway, and you know,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: he's tappy and healthy and all that good stuff, but
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I do I am concerned about what kind of world
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: he's going to grow up into.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Lorex will never come back.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, the Lorex is not coming back. And don't
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: let AI remake it. For the love of God. All right, Well,
• 1:10:56
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