S0:E40: 17.3 Trillion Rows, One Teen Hacker, and Critical NetScaler RCEs
The Takeaway: A 16-year-old bug bounty researcher (handle "Faav") found a way into Microsoft's internal Titan analytics service and could have accessed up to 17.3 trillion stored rows — including tens of thousands of email records (roughly 25,000 in one category, just under 18,000 employee records), plus org records, database configs, and dashboards — before responsibly disclosing it. Separately, two critical NetScaler vulnerabilities are already being exploited in the wild, and if you run NetScaler ADC or Gateway, this is a drop-everything patch.
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