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#Ep 199 A new year & some questionable resolutions · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I may have or may have not, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: quite totally sure.
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  Speaker 2: Are you speaking English? Just then?
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  Speaker 1: What did I say?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think I may or I may not have embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: to myself. Very very closure.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dying Dads. I'm Maddy Jay and
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the
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  Speaker 2: later and same plan for this year. There is no
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  Speaker 2: advice to be given, Ash, What have you done?
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  Speaker 1: It is twenty twenty six. Well, like technically we are
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  Speaker 1: pre recording.
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  Speaker 2: We're coming to you from the past. We recorded this
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  Speaker 2: before our holidays. Yeah, but we'll say it's twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Happy New Year, Ash.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stilp. You can do that. You can happen
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  Speaker 1: New Year in January.
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  Speaker 2: Even though this is December. I'm confused.
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  Speaker 1: So I may or may not have embarrassed myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Recently, can I just say I'm sure you have? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: recently I was on a guided tour of the zoo. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a few weeks back.
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  Speaker 2: Your zoo quota visits are just phenomenal and I'll get
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  Speaker 2: to go on.
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  Speaker 1: Keeping keeping the zoo trade in Australia, going I am anyway,
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  Speaker 1: So we're on a guided tour with adults and lots
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  Speaker 1: of kids, and I am one for information.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I like to listen to what the zoo keepers saying,
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  Speaker 1: mainly because I'll get bored otherwise. That's just how my
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  Speaker 1: brain works. I need to listen. I can't just look.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta look, I've gotta look and listen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here I'm with the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, so that, oh my god, Okay, we are
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  Speaker 1: going along and he's given his information about the animals
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  Speaker 1: that we are seeing on said tour and how.
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  Speaker 2: A tour would work. I'm sure yeah, they would go
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  Speaker 2: through and talk about animals that are currently in the
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  Speaker 2: vicinity of the eye.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at it. Yeah, but I can't hear because the
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  Speaker 1: fucking kids are going mental and it's like it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was like my kids and a bunch of kids
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  Speaker 1: that we didn't know that were a similar age. So
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  Speaker 1: they've congregated it and they're overtaking pretty much to the adults,
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  Speaker 1: and I have drifted to the back because I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't handle this noise anymore. I need to drift
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  Speaker 1: to the back. Anyway, we come around the corner and
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  Speaker 1: it's me at the back with one other dad and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, much quieter back here, isn't it shitty
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  Speaker 1: dad joke? He didn't say anything, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: maybe that wasn't that funny? And then as we approached
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  Speaker 1: the group, he started to talk to his wife in Chinese?
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  Speaker 1: Might I add? So he would have just what's this
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  Speaker 1: guy back here rambling on about? Because he can't understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Did he give you like a smile?
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  Speaker 1: He gave me nothing.
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  Speaker 2: He just was like unless he understood you and just
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  Speaker 2: didn't find it funny.
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  Speaker 1: See, I don't know, I don't and I will never know.
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  Speaker 2: You're a funny guy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, But I don't know if I'm to be
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed or not. What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: It's a hard one. I'm not sure. I'm lost.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I put I showed all my cards.
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  Speaker 2: Did you follow it up? Did you follow it up
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  Speaker 2: with like what about the penguins? No?
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  Speaker 1: Once he started to speak a different language, I thought
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  Speaker 1: there's a clear language barrier here. I didn't know you
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to say that away from I think I
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  Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. I put all of my cards on
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  Speaker 1: the table.
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  Speaker 2: And I can't get getting slammed at the front, getting
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  Speaker 2: slammed at the back. Why did just leave the tool?
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  Speaker 2: Would you do?
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  Speaker 1: That? Sounds like a good time. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: then follow up with another shit joke just because he
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  Speaker 1: does understand me. It just thinks I'm not funny, because
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  Speaker 1: that would be way more heartbreaking than where.
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  Speaker 2: People were like, how would your trip to Australia. He's
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  Speaker 2: like the fucking humor, humor and the locals over there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an idiot with a mustache and tattoos, jon and observation.
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  Speaker 2: And then he was wrigging out. It was becoming paranor.
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  Speaker 1: It and now he's confused anyway. So that's me. That's
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  Speaker 1: where I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 2: By the time of this coming out, we would have
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  Speaker 2: already spent a holiday together which we were spending, the
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  Speaker 2: plans to spend New Years together. I know, families, families
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  Speaker 2: together together down south.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, this renovation that has been going on for what
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  Speaker 1: feels like an eternity a year and a half, that's
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  Speaker 1: an eternity in mind, I did.
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  Speaker 2: This for you and your family, oh Rich. I every
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  Speaker 2: night when I was there, slaving over choices of different
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  Speaker 2: paint color swatches, what tire look or out color do
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  Speaker 2: I use?
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  Speaker 1: I leave Laura to change your mind.
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  Speaker 2: And I did this aid to keep my wife happy,
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  Speaker 2: but b to provide you an incredible experience over the
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  Speaker 2: Christmas holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you very much, and I will update the
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  Speaker 1: listeners when we do return. But I am excited to
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  Speaker 1: see the finished product because it's been nothing. But the
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  Speaker 1: renovation is the renovation house. There's a baby in there somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: Renovation here, renovation there, and I am excited to see it.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome and to the listener. I hope you guys
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  Speaker 2: have had a great break. Yeah, this is confusing because
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  Speaker 2: we are housekeeping. I have to give you a really
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  Speaker 2: quick update on pram parking. Oh yeah, it's a topic
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  Speaker 2: that we have discussed last year. I have an update.
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  Speaker 2: Go on, okay, I want you to look at the
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  Speaker 2: picture on your phone. And just for those listening to,
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  Speaker 2: the debate was if you park at a shopping center
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  Speaker 2: which has the pram parking, do you physically need to
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  Speaker 2: have a PRAM in the car? Or is the pram
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  Speaker 2: simply a symbol to represent a young child? But I
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  Speaker 2: also think that there should just be like a photo
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  Speaker 2: or a symbol of a car seat. So I feel
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  Speaker 2: like majority of people said if you have a car
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  Speaker 2: seat or child in a car seat, that warrants that
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  Speaker 2: type of parking.
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  Speaker 1: I do like this photo.
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  Speaker 2: What does it say? Read it out?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I love how you've got your feet
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  Speaker 1: in this photo. I'm really liking that fresh air conditioning
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  Speaker 1: in those rocks.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure, very sweaty in the crocs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sweaty boy, mimmy feet. It does say reserved from
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  Speaker 1: parents with prams boom and a picture of a pram.
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  Speaker 1: So I would say, where is this?
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  Speaker 2: That is Bondai Junction east Gate Shopping Center.
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  Speaker 1: So is it a Westfield?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's east Gate?
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  Speaker 1: What's that you have that over there in north Gate?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's Eastgate?
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  Speaker 1: We don't get it. Is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just that's what it is. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 2: it is. That is the name of the shopping center.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck us in the slams. Don't get it? So you
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  Speaker 1: got fancy and also will say much fancier.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say all they have at east Gate?
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  Speaker 2: They have a sushi shop, they have Aldi, and they
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  Speaker 2: have Kmart and lick Land and a.
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  Speaker 1: Restaurant that serves nothing but seafood mo and huruh no
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  Speaker 1: we leaving that back in twenty twenty five, but technically
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  Speaker 1: we're in twenty twenty five, so that Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I'm just saying that I think does this
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  Speaker 2: answer the question that those signs me you need to
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  Speaker 2: have the PRAM in the car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a legally binding sign.
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  Speaker 2: It's not legally binding, but it's it's that it removes
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  Speaker 2: the confusion in an Eastgate.
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  Speaker 1: It does. But if you've if you only shot, they've used.
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  Speaker 2: The international symbol for parenting.
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  Speaker 1: If you google, just quickly, if you google the sign
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  Speaker 1: for adult part or parking at a normal shopping center,
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  Speaker 1: not one of these rich ones. It's Eastgate, Bro, Why
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  Speaker 1: are you getting defensive? We don't have Eastgate over there.
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  Speaker 1: We have a Worrywood Square.
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  Speaker 2: Do you trust NRMA to give you the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? I do?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good?
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  Speaker 1: What's the sign? Look like? This is what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say. What's the actual symbol?
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  Speaker 2: Look like it's it's it's white pram.
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  Speaker 1: Can I see the pram?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is where I'm at here.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm a fucking l You can just give us
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  Speaker 2: a quick cancer stick to prams were invented in eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Stick to comprehensive insurance.
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  Speaker 2: The short answer is that legally, there is nothing to
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  Speaker 2: prevent a person without a PRAM or infant parking in that.
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  Speaker 1: Spot or infant. I'm more like the PRAM depicted in
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  Speaker 1: this picture is different to the PRAM depicted in every
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  Speaker 1: other picture. So this one's very based off a very
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  Speaker 1: expensive model, the bugaboo, if you ask me, and the
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  Speaker 1: rest of them are more of the common man.
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  Speaker 2: That's a baby B pram, a baby B thank you
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  Speaker 2: very much.
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  Speaker 1: Are you having a stroke today? No? Okay, all right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because you didn't have lunch. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: The jury is out still, is that what I was saying?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for Jahanna to get back to me.
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  Speaker 2: Can I have a little update if I may. We
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  Speaker 2: have found a babysitter, nanny, Thank you nanny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we have Disney working couple.
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  Speaker 2: We have decided now went to a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: cares for Poppy.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: They were bad, they were bad.
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  Speaker 1: I went to one daycaree. No, she's too young.
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  Speaker 2: She obviously we wouldn't we wouldn't send her until I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, like twelve months maybe, But I went to
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  Speaker 2: one daycare local to me and it was booked in,
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  Speaker 2: popped in there. I went into the like the infant room,
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  Speaker 2: like those kids were like round about twelve months is this?
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  Speaker 1: I was excited.
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  Speaker 2: I was excited to see the kids. And the kids
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  Speaker 2: were just each one of them screaming, covered in snot
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  Speaker 2: covered in food, to the point where I was like,
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to pick up one of these kids?
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  Speaker 2: They look like they're all in a bit of distress.
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  Speaker 1: You guys need to teach us.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that's fine. Anyway, So we normally do lunchtime
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  Speaker 2: at this time we can go outside the little pay
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  Speaker 2: pen and I was like, someone needs to look after
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  Speaker 2: these kids. And I was like, I don't know about
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  Speaker 2: sending my kids. And Laura was like, how was it?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, that was really good. We should
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  Speaker 2: put it down on the waitlist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, it might have just been a bad time.
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  Speaker 2: And also, do you know what I reckon? Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I think? It's like the squeaky wheel gets
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  Speaker 2: the oil. You're just still my saying, as I always say,
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  Speaker 2: or it never said that, if you will the squeaky floorboard,
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  Speaker 2: get the extra Naile. I just made that up, as
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  Speaker 2: I've always said shirt and Poppy is such a chiller.
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  Speaker 2: She's such a chiller, and I worry that she that
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  Speaker 2: they'll be like, oh, she's fine because she just won't cry,
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  Speaker 2: so she won't get much attention. Okay, that's it. But
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  Speaker 2: one of the parents from daycare were like, Hey, we're
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  Speaker 2: moving to the Northern Beaches and we've got this amazing nanny,
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  Speaker 2: incredible nanny.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I haven't approved this move to the
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  Speaker 1: Northern Beaches these people.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're the king of northn be Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll oversee the move, make sure everything runs smooth.
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  Speaker 2: So they are moving there. Nanny who was in Bondai
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to move and they were like, you can
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  Speaker 2: have her if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're just handing her over. We're regifting this one.
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  Speaker 2: The fuck I called her Christmas her and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not your family.
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  Speaker 1: She's like the fucking referred to me as daddy from
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  Speaker 1: now on.
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  Speaker 2: Now. We had an interview and she's great and she's
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  Speaker 2: well vetted from this other family. She was with him
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  Speaker 2: for two years.
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  Speaker 1: Have you checked the driving record.
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  Speaker 2: She has a license.
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  Speaker 1: Nice and if you don't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Last year Matt spoke about nanny did he hired, did
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  Speaker 1: check a driving record? She went on to hit a pedestrian.
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  Speaker 2: I thought she was great. I thought she was fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: She was great, hit she completely led in an interview.
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  Speaker 2: But so this is great because it's vetted from the
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  Speaker 2: other family.
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  Speaker 1: Like she that's good, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Get except it was a little bit awkward when we
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  Speaker 2: had her for the interview. And obviously I love Nana,
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  Speaker 2: love Na.
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  Speaker 1: I just see Na be like, is this my replacement?
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  Speaker 2: So Nana is seventy three, and she's been through a lot,
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  Speaker 2: and she gets tired easily as you would at seventy three,
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  Speaker 2: and being through a number of health issues. Okay, she's
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  Speaker 2: got a had foot also, so she can't take the
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  Speaker 2: kids out of the house. Really, she love her to death,
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  Speaker 2: but can barely take buster for a walk.
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  Speaker 1: I can just picture you interviewing this, this nanny and
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  Speaker 1: she's like about a driving record, just trying to throw
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  Speaker 1: her under the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Ellie was cooking in the kitchen here, so where we are,
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  Speaker 2: We were sitting as we are now on the table,
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  Speaker 2: and Ellie's banging pots and pans, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we can you do you like to cook?
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  Speaker 2: I love to cook? And then Ellie's just.
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  Speaker 1: Like I also like to cook, bog bug bum.
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  Speaker 2: And I was after, I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: you're not upset by that?
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  Speaker 1: What would I be? I was like, oh, I had
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  Speaker 1: a friend once, poor old Doug. She does. She don't
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  Speaker 1: understand that. She's she's pretty much being relieved. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: like it's awkward.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit awkward. I mean, I don't want Ellie
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  Speaker 2: to work that hard. And also because we've got to
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  Speaker 2: record here, so Poppy's got to be out of the
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  Speaker 2: house and they can't do those things.
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  Speaker 1: She's also a bit clumsy, very clumsy. Remember she fell
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  Speaker 1: on the escalator she with Marley. How did we go
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  Speaker 1: on a cruise with her?
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  Speaker 2: And she I don't know. I was worried. I like
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  Speaker 2: locked the balcony door because I was I can't trust
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  Speaker 2: Ellen a balcony.
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  Speaker 1: You changed tables at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, but she's not listening. But I love
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  Speaker 2: you Dearly, Yeah, as do I do. I so congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: What's the what's the family like from the Northern bass.
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  Speaker 1: Well now that they lovely, really nice, really nice.
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  Speaker 2: I have never met the day I want to start
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  Speaker 2: a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: He will saving a lot on driving.
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  Speaker 2: He's in finance, so good luck with that high finance.
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  Speaker 1: You would have a finance friend house his portfolio. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: very good. Well, congratulations, I got breaking news for you,
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  Speaker 1: my friend.
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  Speaker 2: And if then I just say I was hoping praying
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  Speaker 2: that there was breaking news, would it be breaking?
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  Speaker 1: If it's relevant, It'll still be relevant. It'll still be relevant.
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  Speaker 1: It's breaking now and forever. So just to paint you
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  Speaker 1: a picture, if you do have kids in the car,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, turn this right up, because I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to help you breaking news. Boy in Malaysia loses twelve
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  Speaker 1: teeth after years of sleeping without brushing his teeth. But
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  Speaker 1: that's the breaking news, okay. And the reason why I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving this off the bat first in the year, because
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  Speaker 1: I want to help the parents of this great nation
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  Speaker 1: get their kids to break. Sure. It looks very upset looks.
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  Speaker 1: So if you kids are listening in your in the
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  Speaker 1: car right now with your parents, parent, guardian, whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to call them, what I'm s saying is if
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  Speaker 1: you don't brush your teeth, kids.
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  Speaker 2: You get your news sources from, you will lose twelve teeth.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's just what happens. So I think what you
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  Speaker 1: should do is go home, have a good hard look
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  Speaker 1: at yourself, and brush your teeth. And this year, I
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  Speaker 1: want to if I'm going to bring breaking news to
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  Speaker 1: the table, I wanted to also be helpful. And this
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  Speaker 1: one I find is helpful. Now if you go through.
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  Speaker 2: It the last time we run this segment.
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  Speaker 1: What parents can learn Brushing before bedtime is vital for
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  Speaker 1: young children.
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  Speaker 2: Can't tell if you're ignoring me intentionally.
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  Speaker 1: I am continued. So he began, he began having headaches
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  Speaker 1: and poor appetite. Wait a minute, my kids have terrible appetite.
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  Speaker 1: What else? How it started? The boy often fell asleep
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  Speaker 1: without brushing after milk feeds.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean he's like thirteen, letting.
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  Speaker 1: Sugar sit on his teeth through the night. So you
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  Speaker 1: heard it here. First, kids, brush your fucking teeth. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's breaking news. And we'll be back next week with
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  Speaker 1: breaking news. But it is the new year, Matt, And
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  Speaker 1: what happens in new years? People have resolutions, resolutions they
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  Speaker 1: might never last.
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  Speaker 2: What's one that you succeeded?
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  Speaker 1: On, Well, this is awkward.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I've never can I'll be honest, I've never I've never planned, like,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I've never had a resolution.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I only have done silly ones. Go on, I don't
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: really remember them. What about this year? You got to
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: have something that you want to achieve, something you want
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: What I would like us to do? Ash No, Obviously
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: there was an outpouring of emotion when we announced the
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: calendar was not coming back. Oh yeah, so I think
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: first on the list we want to do another calendar.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: The gaze hated that, the gays and and we're not happy,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: not happy.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: But also it's it's like when it's like, what a
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: really popular music artist dies, everyone's like, oh my god,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I loved him. Well buy his albums then before we die, like,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: buy the calendars. We will sit on a palette.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Exactly right.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You didn't buy enough.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: And I was getting threats.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: There was no sense of urgency for us.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: People were threaten when they found out I was getting
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: threatened with nudes.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: But we're from gays, like, I'll send you a picture
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: of my ill it. So we will do the calendar.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I would like us to do an event, a live show,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: could be shows or singular you were me somewhere.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like doing any of that, but thank you. No,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I agree, I think, But what about personally?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Personally? I would like to run a marathon. No, it's
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: lame to punch myself in the throat when I say that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to jump across the table. Sweet what else
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: she got?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: High rocks?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: What?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know what to do on a traveler internationally?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: To do high rocks?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: God? I would like to learn Spanish.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: You just copying me? Now I say Portuguese. So between
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the two of us we've got most South American countries covered,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: all right? Me for me, I don't know what yet.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I want to learn something new. I'm tossing up language.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I actually a new Year's resolution I've had go yes
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: you with a finger in the air.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I would like to learn how to sail.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Sell or sale both sale.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I want to say I want to join a sailing club.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Oh god, what what do you do for fun? I
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: quite often asked myself about what does Maddie J do
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: other than hanging out with me? What do you do
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: for fun?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You think about that one day you want to sail.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh gee, Gollie, mister so fun? What's fun? Matt? Just
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: thinking about sailing? Fuck you? Oh, come on, give me something?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: What are you? What did you say?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: For the last three years, my resolution has that I
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to learn piano.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Oh you fucking loser?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: What are you? M Yeah, Jesus, that's a normal thing.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Are you living in the fifties? You're like, I'm going
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: to pull up to bond over jazz specifically, yes, after
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: watching that year? Since jazz been last year?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: You want to learn to play a piano? How is?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: How is learning how to say anything?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Well? I have a multitude of other hobbies that are
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: already excelled in Matt. Maybe one sounds lame?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Say it?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Racing online?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can pack games.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Me and my friends get to the games online. Anyway,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Am I.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Going to a reconcumulator? Sorry? You guys can cut to
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: my hat.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Well, at least I don't have a sweat, have a
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: sweat draped over my shoulders and talking about start it
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: or whatever? Think about yield the waist coats from the
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: top manholes.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: All those adventurers.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Out there, they've got real goals.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: People who you know, Yeah, but they're.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Real men, Matthew, we are.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm a man.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You shove your legs, you shave your chest.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I trimmed it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: We are. That's we are fucking pathetic. There's one thing
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: to say to sum this up is maybe this year
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: we could be less pathetic.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I want to I do want to, like, I want
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: to learn a skill, maybe dance class, I don't know.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Let's move on.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You are a dance family.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, moving on?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Do you know what rule I want to try and
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: get better at? This is my goal. This is this
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: is it. This is all that joking and the malarkey
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: we had before.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Laki, great work, thank you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: But this is now, honestly, hand on heart, this is
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: what I want to change for twenty twenty six. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: want to be off my phone from the moment I
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: pick up the kids to when they go to bed.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Well, what if I need you, you.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Can contact me, call Laura. She won't pick up, she's useless.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: That's my plan. So I want to leave my phone
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: in the car, so from three point thirty five o'clock
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: because I've got to after schoolcare.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Just extend that out to a better Yeah. I just
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: want to have no phone on the drive home.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: So I can. That's my plan.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good. Actually, I'll give you that. Think
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not that dedicated, but I don't. Yeah, I don't
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: really have anything serious. You're drinking maybe excuse me. Sorry,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm currently ten days sober right now.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy it is not going to last.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Fuck, I'm gonna go home and have a drink now.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll find out. I apologize. No, that's all right,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I apologize. I've been pretty good this year. I would
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: like to think that's some stage. I've been pretty good
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: for the last ten days.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: You've been phenomenal, really good. I'm proud of you.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Ten days that's all year? No, yeah, ten days straight. Yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I don't really have anything like. Oh, I don't know.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: If you do, have a decent resolution, put it in
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the Facebook group and we'll read it out. Maybe. Sorry,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: So really coming this story?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: One story I forgot to tell you last year. So
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: it was like the last day of daycare that I
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: was picking up Lola. Okay, okay, and this is kid.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I want to call him Hunter. No, it's not this
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: fake name, but it's just the Hunter's a naughty name.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Now, let's go with the j name. His name was
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: James fucking James picking.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Up Lola and he looks he comes over as kid,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and I was like trying to find a bag and
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: make sure the water bottles in her back so I
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: always get the water bottle. It's a bloody nightmare get home.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like, there's a water bottle. I'm like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the water bottle is. Look at
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: the water bottle, right, I had a lot of water
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: bottle there, thank you. And this kid is is like
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: he's laughing at it. And I was like, this kid
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: about and then he goes, she's scared of me, haha,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: scared of me? And I was like what. And then
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: he goes she thinks I'm gonna punch her in the face.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And I was like what now he did not know
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that you're a future sour ow dare you?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Dare you disrespect my story like that? And I just
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I just grabbed his kid by the arm.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you grabbed a child by the
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: arm gently, Okay, you approach this child.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I grab a kid's arm, okay, fair enough, and I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: walk him over to the teacher.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Oh you are that is clever and poor.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Teacher who's lovely by the way.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I thought this was going in a different direction,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: but good for.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: You, so bount this nutty. So the teacher's like, have
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: a good afternoon, and I was like, can you come
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: here for a second. I apologize her. Later, I was like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I was like, this kid here is
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: talking in a way that's very inappropriate. And his kid
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: was like, holy fuck.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You're going to learn today, and Lola was like Jesus.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I think you should speak to
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: him about his words and how in a pro for
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it they are. And I'm like, oh God, got worked up.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, I will fucking die for my child.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I will kill this note sorry.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: You said you will die for you.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: In my head, I was just like, I will protect.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I will protect Lola like my life depends on it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Even if she's being picked on by a four year
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: old boy. I will go into battle for her. Poor
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: kid picked the wrong dad.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: But I think we're talking about the kid who beats
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you up. Though she was like, she's like that's cute, Dad,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: But the.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Nerve of this kid to do that in front of
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: in front of me, knowing that I'm the parent picking
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: her up. It's a kid. He wasn't scared of nothing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: But like, where does he Where did that come from? Like,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: where's what's the origin story?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Apparently he's one of three boys and they're just they're
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: all very naughty boys.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: There's a good chance he probably likes her.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, little kid, you just like, yeah, there is a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: mum that does have kids at the school. My son
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: goes to like five boys.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can tell by the last boy she's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: given up.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: She's just she gave up.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: She's like just punched the ship out of whoever you want. Yea.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: So did the teacher say, let go of my child?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: She was good, She was good, She was good, And
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, sorry about that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Good thing. It'll come back.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: The good thing that he's going to lull of school.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's going to miss her. That's what I think.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I think he's got a little crush on your daughter.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to never see little.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: James as your first and last interaction with Little James.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Jesus, he'll be a Jimmy one day.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Do you ever do you ever get sick on swings?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Dude? I can't. I cannot do it. At first, I thought, I,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: what is this feeling? And then I thought, this is
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: motion sickness.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's what's that about.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It's like when you hit your thirties, they're like, check
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: this box. This guy's because motion sickness.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why is it? When you hit thirty your motion
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: sickness just ramps up to it. I was It's like
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I was hungover all day because I was on the
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: swing for three minutes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And it's like every park is just all about motion sickness.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's either they're swinging, they're spinning, or they're bouncing.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't handle the seesaws.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Oh god, we're lame.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: God, honestly, how are.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: You going to sale? If you get seasick on a swing.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It's different. I honestly on the swing for three minutes
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: and I got home and I was like burping up.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh the reflex.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I just I can't do it anymore.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I used to try to do it hungover. I should
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: quit drinking. Oh I swings I don't care for. Also,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I don't care for pushing them either. Making this user
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: legs can swing? Yeah, yeah, And Macy's getting the gist
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: of it just because I'm like, I'm not pushing it
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: because I feel so she's starting to get good at
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it too. What about your girls?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Mary is terrible, really really bad. Yeah, I've tried. I've
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: been trying to teach you for a while.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: She's good and everything.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That's a thing, dude, Okay. Two things that she cannot do,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and two things I've tried in vain to teacher. One
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to kick herself on the swing too. What's it called
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the self move on swing?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Self move? I think it's called momentum.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You call it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: You that over there, you've you've you've self moved on
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: a swing before.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's just swinging. Well said, thank you?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: To move on from this. No, so she can't, she
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: can't do it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: She just I'm like kick kick now now quick up
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: again again, up again, up again, straight legs.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: So it's straight legs forward, bent legs back. And then
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: they're like she.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Can't get it. She can't get it, like she's like
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: well like out like I'm like, oh my.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: God, it's not a bike, mylene. It's like a little
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: three year old just like get on about her. Parents
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: like don't look at her, like I don't. Let's don't stare.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: But the other thing that I'm trying to teach her
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: at the moment, cartwheels.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: That's tricky. Can you cut Will?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Can I can.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Talking to a future sailor? Of course it's a cart wheel?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: No, I did gymnastics for four years, four whole years.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you before or after you, for skin was chopped
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: off and I was after Okay, so you were a
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: real limba. Nothing.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I can can't wheel. But I've been trying to teach her,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and it's I've.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Been looking that so confidently I can't.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Will, Like, I want to see cars in the garden
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: after this.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: That's for twenty twenty seven. That's the goal. Cartwheel.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: No, I just I've looked at every video on YouTube
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: to try and teach her. I'm like, whip up the
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: back leg. She goes to put her hands down, but
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: then she pauses, and then I just don't patronize her,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: but I don't want to see it fall over. No,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: she just can't whip up, so she can't.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: She like, oh, it's like a like a donkey kick
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: sort of.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed about I'm like, yeah, I thought you were
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: good at everything.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so swinging and cartwheels can't work.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, if anyone out there has taught their child to cartwell,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: give me the instruction even thought about it, give me
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the like secret sauce.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try it. Do you know what we
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: should do when we go down south to the manor
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: we should we should see if we can get Oscar
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and Marla to cartwheel. That's the goal.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: She loves it. And Marla's like, am I getting better?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: And I'm like good, Okay, if you did some research,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: do you have any pro what's the pro tip? Do
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: you have any Just fling your legs?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you've got to, like you've gotta even they
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: map out like little markers, like in front of you,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: because you go like handhand foot foot hand hand, and
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: then you've got to like it's hard to explain. I
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: have to show you in person. So okay, but I've
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: got the instructional videos on YouTube and still still nothing,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: because you just got to You've got the momentum to
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: like whip the legs around a nice and straight, but
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Marley doesn't do that.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I could get my legs straight.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I have no doubt, thank you.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would be like pretty ban pretty
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: bent over, you'd like that anyway. We should definitely try that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: We should try that. Look, you won't understand this because
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: your daughters don't have a penis and my son has
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a penis. A disappointing one of that. I'm just kidding.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: There was an incident and sometimes when we go into
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: public bathrooms we share a stall. It's fine. He's my kid,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I'm his dad.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I think does he like, how do you feel about
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: being naked? From you? Your kids?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Too bad for them?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Is he like?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Just what a man looks like? Son?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Why was you so harry?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Why why do you have such a hairy? Ask?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: It's a filter. We're just in a stall, sharing a toilet. Anyway.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: The other day we went into a public toilet and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: we used the stall together, and he's just started to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: like have that omsession with looking at me and not
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: him what he's doing, right, you know what I mean?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't look at me, look at your thing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Don't go into a bathroom and look at someone else's job.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: See, I'm just gonna ask you go at the same
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: time or.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all fight do you really, Yeah, why.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Do you were at the same time?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: And honestly, he's got that young bladder and they yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: yeah he can. We like I'm standing there going, come on.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: We're the same time?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why it saves time. Yeah, I just.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Obviously I can't do that with my girls because they
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: need to take up the whole you pee.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Through their legs, which that would be weird. Don't don't
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: shame me when yours.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: We I'm just I just that's a beautiful moment between
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: a father and.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Son stare at each other's digs. Anyway, I'm like trying
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: to teach in bathroom etiquette. Okay, look at your own
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: junk and where it's going. Aim. Aim is important.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't you go into the urinal the urinals were full?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, and that's like, look, you shut the door, get
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: done whatever, you know. And I'm very much like keeping
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: him mind in public, all right. So I'm very much like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: look at your own junk when you're in a public bathroom.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I think that's a fair lesson. Okay, you don't want
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: to learn that the hard way, okay, trust me, No,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I actually don't it happen.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, make sure, you look what you're doing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: And I could tell good lesson he wasn't looking at
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: what he was doing because old May was looking at
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: me and he was pissing on my leg. Right, yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: that's the first thing, the first And I said, OI,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: look at what you're doing, and he flat out wide
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to me. I said, I am looking at what I'm doing.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I said, clearly not unless you're intentionally trying to piss
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: on me. Which one is it?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: What do you say?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: He said, I'm intentionally trying to piss on you. I
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, you tried to get out of you're
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: trying to Yeah, you're trying to get out of me
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: trying to help you. Now you're in trouble because you've
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: just pissed on me on purpose enough enough for me
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: concerned enough that I had. I was like, fucking hell,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm in public. I got pissed, running down my leg,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: My sock was drenched, ran down my leg on my sock. Anyway,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I've got another video to show you really quickly before
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: we admit to something go on. You've peed on me before,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: haven't you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I've always found it hard to pin urinals, and I'm
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: close to other.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Men Okay, let's digest that, let's diagnose that. Sorry, wait,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: let's dissect three D works.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I always found it always at stage. Fine, okay, I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: like you like it. I have to hold my breath
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to make myself pissed. If I'm like shoulders, shoulder and shoulders,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: why is that purple? A lot of times I'm working
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: up in a urinal that I like that, I do.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to admit something too. I have pushed someone
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: into a urinal. I was at a pub once and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: someone staunched me in the urinal, staunched me, Matt, and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I just you know the little step. I just went
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: anyway back into the YouTube. I just mosey on out.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: He didn't comfy you.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: He's covering in p yeah, exactly, Yeah, what's he gonna do?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Run through the public piss. Then he's getting kicked out
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: because he's covered in piss. Well yeah, yes, I didn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: see him again, so they must have got rid of
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: him post taste. This is like, who's the guys thinks
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like piss?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I got a video to show you, and also
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: really wanted to open up about that peeing issue. We
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: should That's right, we'll move on.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: So what brought this on.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Another time?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Does it stem right back for another time? And we're
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: all over the floor and you're like, I'm worried that
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: my mum's gonna pop out and be like chop some
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: of it off like that? Do you really have to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: hold your breath?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: To be fair, it takes me a while as well.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's a prostate problem, Matt. We quite often
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: on this show receive lies, okay, where parents send their
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: lives in. But this is something that stumbled across my
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: desk that I thought. You don't have a desk, I know,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: but I like to pretend I do. So I wanted
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to show you that I thought you would really love.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: So here it is, and then you watch it, then
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you can explain what it is.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if making my kids believe a set
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: of headphones was a lie detective test to get the
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: truth makes me a good parent or not. But here
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: you have it?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Right on the table in the living room?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I faced. The poor thing just goes from like one
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: emotion to the other so quickly because he's obviously lying.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: That is genius. So good, it's amazing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: We'll put it on our socials. So you can see it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I am doing that for sure.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and the way I love the way that
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: they've situated it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: So they've got the headphones on, so that the the muffs.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: One muff's on the front of the head and one
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: muff's on the back of the head, just.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Like a one eighty rotation off the ears.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It's not quite one.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: And I love the comments. Okay, if she's telling the truth,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: this could really damage good. That's got five hundred and
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: sixty five thousand likes to that comment. Shut up, gotta
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: be happy with that.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the commenter or the videos comment. I would say
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: getting a viral comment is better than getting a viral video.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, anyway, I just wanted to show that because
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be great. Matt, we have yet yap
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: yapped on for long enough? Do you think this has
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: been a very chaotic episode. We'll be back to regular
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: episodes next week.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Which will be the twenty seventh twenty eighth of February January.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Shit, what is going on?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: If you're listening to this on a Wednesday, the following
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Wednesday will be a new episode. I'm glad that we
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: If you have enjoyed this episode in any degree.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I absolutely doubt it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: We would love Actually, my new year's resolution is to
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: get to one thousand reviews.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that last year?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: What did you get to?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Well fair way off? Yeah, a couple hundred.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That's a shame.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Well look, that's a damn shame. And we're also close
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: to two hundred episodes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: We are keep an ear and an eye out for
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: whatever that should we do to celebrate the two hundredth episode.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Anything, We'll figure something out.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Let's just breeze past it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry, but by the time the next episode comes out,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: we'll be back into work mode. We will not disappoint.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You guys like this one. That this episode.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: If you're listening, going god, two Doting Dads have got
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: off to a rocky started twenty six, We're sorry. Yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: you get really checked out.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, anyway, if you've enjoyed this episode, please leave
• 38:50
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• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 38:54
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• 39:00
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• 39:03
  Speaker 2: parents who just want to help each other out and Share, Facebook, dig.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Call, and they say there's only limited room. That'll get a.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: You take up sailing, will take up fishing, and.
• 39:16
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• 39:21
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• 39:40
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• 39:44
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• 39:47
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