Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Trimming the Bushes
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellancamps and came
- 0:06Speaker 1: Ridge Edge.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and
- 0:17Speaker 2: a Pod with myself.
- 0:18Speaker 3: And Tam Hi, am Hi, how are you?
- 0:22Speaker 4: I'm good? We both sound a little tired.
- 0:25Speaker 3: I am exhausted. I have every reason to be exhausted.
- 0:30Speaker 3: We're up in Big Bear right now. We're close in
- 0:32Speaker 3: our house and it's really hard to get like help
- 0:36Speaker 3: contractors up here. So I'm having my contractor come up
- 0:39Speaker 3: in a week to do like the big stuff. So
- 0:41Speaker 3: I decided we were gonna just start doing it ourselves,
- 0:44Speaker 3: so stripped wallpaper and painting. Literally We'll start at six
- 0:49Speaker 3: in the morning and then just be like, how the
- 0:50Speaker 3: hell's at four o'clock right now? Come on stop. My
- 0:54Speaker 3: nails are disgusting.
- 0:56Speaker 4: They're like they look how mine normally look.
- 1:00Speaker 3: I mean, I'm my cuticles are bloody. I have some
- 1:05Speaker 3: gel on it. They're all pointed to giged. These people
- 1:08Speaker 3: that we bought the house from left everything in the house.
- 1:10Speaker 3: But I can't find a god ding nail file anywhere.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Well, who's handy or you or Eddie?
- 1:19Speaker 3: I'm pretty handy?
- 1:20Speaker 4: Oh damn.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty handy. I mean, I'm a pulstering, upholstering,
- 1:27Speaker 3: real polstering. The chairs in the kitchen, Oh my god,
- 1:32Speaker 3: strip wall paper painted. He's pretty handy though. He put
- 1:35Speaker 3: in like the new he's been helping me paint, put
- 1:38Speaker 3: a new doorknob on, you know, the digital ones. Yeah,
- 1:42Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang a couple of chandeliers today. Yeah. So
- 1:46Speaker 3: so you're getting shit done, getting shit done. But today
- 1:49Speaker 3: we decided because we go home tomorrow. Eddie went home
- 1:53Speaker 3: yesterday and picked up the electric bikes and we're just
- 1:56Speaker 3: gonna go cruise and have fun today. Ah, that's nice.
- 2:01Speaker 3: There's always next week to come back.
- 2:03Speaker 4: How long does it take from OC you.
- 2:05Speaker 3: To get there hour back? Yeah, not too bad.
- 2:11Speaker 4: No, that's not bad at all.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Well, my weekend was pretty jam packed too, because it
- 2:16Speaker 2: was we're going to Colombia during Cruise's birthday. So we
- 2:21Speaker 2: had his birthday party at Kyle's house on Sunday afternoon.
- 2:26Speaker 4: And like Cruise honestly thinks he plays for the NFL,
- 2:30Speaker 4: like and he is like a dream. He's so no
- 2:35Speaker 4: nonsense about it.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Like the way he described how he wanted his birthday,
- 2:38Speaker 2: It wasn't like how Slate or Bella or even how
- 2:41Speaker 2: Dove would probably be where it's like it's all about
- 2:44Speaker 2: like the bells and whistles. Like no, He's like, I
- 2:46Speaker 2: need the game to start at four pm sharp. I
- 2:50Speaker 2: don't want any waterfowl because I don't.
- 2:52Speaker 3: The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Now He's like, I want to make sure that because
- 2:58Speaker 2: I go it's going to be ninety degree.
- 3:00Speaker 4: He's in the valley. I was like, should we get
- 3:01Speaker 4: a water slide or something?
- 3:02Speaker 2: He goes, no, Mom, I don't want anyone being distracted
- 3:06Speaker 2: from the football game. We needed to sit there and
- 3:10Speaker 2: cheer the whole time. I mean it was so cute
- 3:11Speaker 2: and so fun. But my back is not getting better,
- 3:18Speaker 2: tam oh it's not.
- 3:20Speaker 4: No, So we did.
- 3:21Speaker 2: We had that the first day and so that was
- 3:24Speaker 2: that was Sunday. We had such a blast though. It
- 3:26Speaker 2: was so fun, like you know when just adrenaline kicks in,
- 3:29Speaker 2: so you just forget that you're in pain. But then
- 3:31Speaker 2: that night I was.
- 3:32Speaker 3: Like, oh, and then is it a muscle pain?
- 3:36Speaker 2: No, So I went to the doctor. I have a
- 3:38Speaker 2: pinch psiatic nerve. So I haven't been able to work
- 3:43Speaker 2: out or do any of the things. I'm trying to
- 3:45Speaker 2: save it so that I can show in the derby
- 3:48Speaker 2: at the horse show on Friday. So they're like just
- 3:51Speaker 2: stay stop, like stop, that's overrunning, no doing whatever.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Just what does this happen to you? Often?
- 3:59Speaker 4: No, but I mean welcome to old age. Yeah, so
- 4:03Speaker 4: it's starting, it's starting. And then in a shocking turn
- 4:06Speaker 4: of events. I don't want to alarm you, but I
- 4:08Speaker 4: got a compliment from my dad today. Why I know
- 4:13Speaker 4: why now?
- 4:13Speaker 3: What? So yesterday about your co host?
- 4:16Speaker 2: No, actually that's probably next once he listens. But he
- 4:21Speaker 2: yesterday I went over to the hotel. He's in Towns.
- 4:23Speaker 4: He came in.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Town for a couple of things when he was here
- 4:25Speaker 2: for Chris's birthday, and then yesterday he's like, can you
- 4:27Speaker 2: come over to the hotel and some of the kids,
- 4:29Speaker 2: and so we were all hanging out and I had
- 4:32Speaker 2: all the kids like, clearly you know it is what
- 4:35Speaker 2: it is.
- 4:36Speaker 4: And he called this morning he goes, Teddy, I gotta say,
- 4:40Speaker 4: you're a pretty good mom.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Oh.
- 4:42Speaker 4: He was like, you're just there and there's four kids,
- 4:46Speaker 4: and you're like a referee and you're if it's not one,
- 4:49Speaker 4: it's the other, and you got.
- 4:50Speaker 3: An ultimate compliment.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like I got a little choked
- 4:55Speaker 2: up before we got on the zoom because he kept
- 4:57Speaker 2: calling me and finally answered, I'm like, what, I'm trying
- 4:59Speaker 2: to prep to talk shit about people?
- 5:02Speaker 3: Do you mind trying to be a horrible citizen.
- 5:05Speaker 4: I'm trying to offend people, do you mind? And trying
- 5:07Speaker 4: to get in the zone.
- 5:08Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I just wanted to call to
- 5:10Speaker 2: like compliment you because like it's there's never a dull moment.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I'm like, he's like, I forgot that. I wanted to be, like, Dad,
- 5:17Speaker 2: do you really think you were managing all of us
- 5:20Speaker 2: at any time?
- 5:21Speaker 3: I see hands on Dad, because I'm gonna I know.
- 5:25Speaker 4: I mean, I don't. It was such a different time
- 5:28Speaker 4: back then, Like was anyone really hands on?
- 5:31Speaker 3: Yeah? There were more hands on back then, but your
- 5:33Speaker 3: dad was you know.
- 5:35Speaker 2: No not like so we just kind of did whatever
- 5:38Speaker 2: we wanted to do. We just were like on our own.
- 5:41Speaker 3: But yeah, but with now a days, it's a lot
- 5:45Speaker 3: of nanny's and a lot of help. Yeah, back then,
- 5:49Speaker 3: it really wasn't.
- 5:50Speaker 4: No back then, I mean I think somebody lived with
- 5:53Speaker 4: it and.
- 5:53Speaker 3: For yourself outside and come home when the street lights are.
- 5:56Speaker 2: On, Yeah, go outside and come back by curfew, and
- 5:59Speaker 2: if you don't, you'll get a spanking.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Yeah. But yeah. So that was the last couple.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Of days and now I am just already packed for
- 6:07Speaker 2: next week for Columbia. And I feel really proud of
- 6:09Speaker 2: myself because I have watched all of the shows for
- 6:14Speaker 2: the entire week.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Are you gonna be podcasting from Colombia?
- 6:18Speaker 4: No? No, this this week.
- 6:20Speaker 2: I don't leave till Sunday for Columbia, but I had
- 6:22Speaker 2: to pack some calling you gone, I'm gone for a week.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Dove is taking a freaking red eye.
- 6:29Speaker 3: By yourself.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Well I wish, I wish I wasn't gonna be there.
- 6:33Speaker 3: That's perfect.
- 6:33Speaker 2: She'll fall asleep, she going, Do you understand this human?
- 6:38Speaker 2: She's like Tamra on tequila shots.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Well, then give her some benadryl.
- 6:45Speaker 4: I can't even imagine being like a baby x.
- 6:50Speaker 2: I know, I really can't even imagine being like, oh, Dove,
- 6:53Speaker 2: it's night, night time, and her.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Being like, yeah, I can't. I can't even imagine.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Oh, it'll be fine, she'll fin late.
- 7:01Speaker 2: But you are having a special co host next Tuesday.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Who's filling in for me? So you guys have to
- 7:08Speaker 2: stay tuned to see.
- 7:10Speaker 4: How that goes.
- 7:11Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
- 7:13Speaker 4: But do we get her to housewife headlines?
- 7:16Speaker 2: Oh?
- 7:16Speaker 3: The first one's a doozy.
- 7:18Speaker 4: That first one, you could take it.
- 7:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I figured. Okay, So listen, I'm just reporting the headlines,
- 7:23Speaker 3: and top of the list is Lisa Vanner. Pump's husband,
- 7:26Speaker 3: Ken Todd, suit for nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars
- 7:28Speaker 3: over Pump restaurant. Well, here's the details. Ken Todd was
- 7:33Speaker 3: hit with a lawsuit by the property owner of Pump,
- 7:35Speaker 3: eighty nine forty eight Santa Monica Partners, demanding nearly a
- 7:39Speaker 3: million dollars in damages. They said that the defendant leased
- 7:42Speaker 3: the property for Pump in twenty thirteen. They agreed to
- 7:45Speaker 3: pay thirty two thousand, five hundred dollars per month in rent.
- 7:50Speaker 3: The rent increased to around forty two thousand dollars by
- 7:54Speaker 3: forty five and twenty twenty. In the lawsuit, the property
- 7:57Speaker 3: owners accused Pump of failing to pay rent and other charges,
- 8:00Speaker 3: toiling two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Pumpad also failed
- 8:04Speaker 3: to turn over the liquor license to eighty nine forty eight,
- 8:07Speaker 3: which is required as part of the lease. The property
- 8:10Speaker 3: owner has demanded seven hundred and fifty thousand in damages
- 8:13Speaker 3: for the alleged breach of contract, and another two hundred
- 8:16Speaker 3: thousand were refusing to turn over the liquor license in
- 8:19Speaker 3: texting fixtures.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Can I just asked you a question.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Why do people think that this stuff isn't going to
- 8:26Speaker 2: be reported on? Or they just don't care?
- 8:28Speaker 3: No, you can file a lawsuit against anything like, we
- 8:32Speaker 3: don't anybody or anything. It doesn't mean it's true. So
- 8:37Speaker 3: who knows what their side of the story is. Maybe
- 8:40Speaker 3: there was damage in the property they weren't going to pay,
- 8:42Speaker 3: it was an opera. Well you don't know, you don't know.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I'm sure pop up on TMZ in a couple of
- 8:48Speaker 2: days from now and give her a sign.
- 8:50Speaker 3: Was that her go to?
- 8:51Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 8:53Speaker 3: So, uh, don't wish lawsuit on anybody. Stressful, but they
- 8:57Speaker 3: got money. They can make it go away.
- 8:59Speaker 4: They can figure it out.
- 9:00Speaker 2: The next one is Real Housewives of Atlanta. A friend
- 9:03Speaker 2: of Courtney was on a podcast and these are the
- 9:07Speaker 2: following things she had to say about Kenya. The way
- 9:13Speaker 2: Kenya speaks to production just makes me uncomfortable in Alabama.
- 9:17Speaker 2: The lighting wasn't bright enough for her, and she just
- 9:19Speaker 2: tore into this young lady on production and I was
- 9:22Speaker 2: mortified that shit was not cool. Courtney on Kenya's fall,
- 9:27Speaker 2: I think you saw nobody rush to check on her,
- 9:29Speaker 2: and I think that speaks volumes to how people genuinely.
- 9:32Speaker 4: Feel about her. It was also obvious that Kenya.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Was okay, because what you didn't see was she was
- 9:38Speaker 2: cursing production out Courtney on Nini, she says that Kenya
- 9:44Speaker 2: was needed on the show, but in another strong personality
- 9:47Speaker 2: in there, a Porsche, then nobody's gonna miss Kenya. Porsche
- 9:51Speaker 2: seems like fun, good hearted person. And then she also
- 9:54Speaker 2: says there's nothing authentic or real about Kenya. She's honestly
- 9:58Speaker 2: the meanest girl I've ever met.
- 10:00Speaker 3: This is coming from Courtney.
- 10:03Speaker 4: This is coming from cousin court Cousin Courtney.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to leave anything, she says, I don't.
- 10:09Speaker 3: Kenyon's been on the show for a very long time.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Do you're not going to put up with shit like that?
- 10:15Speaker 4: Who's not going to put up with sh like that?
- 10:16Speaker 3: Production is not going to put up with stuff like that?
- 10:18Speaker 4: Really?
- 10:19Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we obviously have cast members that are
- 10:23Speaker 3: not polite to the crew members, but that bad that
- 10:28Speaker 3: she cusses them out.
- 10:30Speaker 4: Really, you've never had anyone cuss out your crew members.
- 10:34Speaker 4: I don't know, cuss out Oh hmmm. I feel like
- 10:38Speaker 4: I remember lots of headlines about this.
- 10:42Speaker 3: I'm trying to go back.
- 10:43Speaker 4: But maybe it was a season you weren't on.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a season I was not.
- 10:48Speaker 4: Yeah, so okay, allegedly allegedly, But the point is there
- 10:53Speaker 4: is always there are certain things that people can be
- 10:57Speaker 4: assholes about, and the longer that they're on the show, it.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Can create more of that tendency. There are people that
- 11:02Speaker 2: have certain sides they prefer to sit on. If you're
- 11:05Speaker 2: walking into a room, they want to walk in first.
- 11:08Speaker 4: I don't have that plane.
- 11:10Speaker 2: I clearly I may have none of that barely on
- 11:12Speaker 2: the show at this point.
- 11:15Speaker 3: None of any of that, Like really I really care.
- 11:19Speaker 2: But it does seem like she's out to get Kenya.
- 11:21Speaker 2: But also I feel like she's embarrassed because what Kenya
- 11:25Speaker 2: did when she tried like touching her or whatever, and
- 11:28Speaker 2: she said those things.
- 11:29Speaker 3: She's going to be back Courtney.
- 11:33Speaker 4: I don't know. I think there needs a lot to
- 11:35Speaker 4: be done on Atlanta because.
- 11:37Speaker 3: There's a lot of dead weight on that show, and
- 11:39Speaker 3: I think she should not be talking about one of
- 11:42Speaker 3: the stars like that.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Well, one of the things you shouldn't be talking about
- 11:46Speaker 2: after is using the word weight, because this is the
- 11:49Speaker 2: other drama.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Marlow says Drew should get lightpo. No, why Marlow?
- 11:56Speaker 3: Why?
- 11:57Speaker 4: So on watch What Happens Like Live, Marlow says, Drew
- 12:00Speaker 4: has drop it with Drew, which is about your body,
- 12:03Speaker 4: and so Drew should have a banging body. She should
- 12:05Speaker 4: go get LiPo.
- 12:07Speaker 3: It's just not everybody that eats healthy and works out
- 12:10Speaker 3: has a banging body, and that explay a huge role
- 12:13Speaker 3: in it.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Well, then, Drew responding, I am sitting here in disbelief
- 12:18Speaker 2: that Marlow Hampton would attack me by body shaming and
- 12:21Speaker 2: attacking my weight at this crucial time in my life,
- 12:24Speaker 2: being a parent, going through a public divorced, humiliation, and
- 12:27Speaker 2: just dealing with stressful emotional issues.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Clearly, attacking me won't get you very far.
- 12:32Speaker 2: If you feel this way about me at this size,
- 12:34Speaker 2: I can only imagine what you think about women of
- 12:36Speaker 2: all sizes who have weight challenges, illnesses, are eating disorders.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Due to comment like yours, all, I can say, is
- 12:42Speaker 2: shame on you, Marlowe, But then Marlowe responds, of course,
- 12:47Speaker 2: it's not going to just leave it at that. No,
- 12:49Speaker 2: marlow responds, Drew, you have gone around stating bold faced
- 12:54Speaker 2: lies about me for almost a year now. Anyone who
- 12:57Speaker 2: knows me knows how anti drug I am. Members of
- 13:00Speaker 2: my family suffer from substance abuse issues to this day.
- 13:03Speaker 2: When I was a child, I vowed to stay away
- 13:06Speaker 2: from drugs. I hardly like taking pain pills after getting
- 13:09Speaker 2: dental work done. I've watched you assassinate my character all season.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Your words have been absolutely disgusting too, and about me
- 13:16Speaker 2: this past year. Stop it. I laugh to mask the pain.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I just don't think there's any excuse to bond.
- 13:24Speaker 3: No, no, not at all, not at all.
- 13:27Speaker 4: And I also I don't know it.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Just the whole thing makes me sad that it gets
- 13:35Speaker 2: to this point between between the women, like.
- 13:39Speaker 4: Why is that a go to?
- 13:42Speaker 3: It's not she doesn't have anything else, so she's gonna
- 13:44Speaker 3: go after her weight. It's just nasty.
- 13:46Speaker 2: The next one is a little bit I can help them.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Brenn shades Ramona and confirms DM from chap so on
- 13:57Speaker 2: Watch What Happens Live they played a game of how
- 14:02Speaker 2: old are they were? Marlow and Brenn went back and
- 14:05Speaker 2: forth with ages and whatnot.
- 14:07Speaker 4: That's a horrible game, yeah.
- 14:09Speaker 2: And I mean they guess one of them guessed that
- 14:11Speaker 2: Crystal was fifty. I think Crystal's like thirty five years old. Yeah,
- 14:15Speaker 2: but then they guessed that that's not a nice game.
- 14:20Speaker 2: But then Bred guessed that Ramona was eighty three.
- 14:24Speaker 4: What shay?
- 14:27Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she said that was from my girls.
- 14:31Speaker 2: So I said, had said Ramona was rude to her,
- 14:34Speaker 2: and then Brenn confirmed after her first watch What Happens,
- 14:38Speaker 2: I have apparent she and Shep have started.
- 14:40Speaker 4: To DM but it's all PG. But don't you worry.
- 14:43Speaker 4: I texted, that's your boy, I texted Shep. So.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I'm sure most of you knew. I grew up with Shep.
- 14:49Speaker 2: So I sent him a text this morning and I said, Hey,
- 14:52Speaker 2: I was just watching Watch What Happens Live. Would you
- 14:54Speaker 2: mind reminding your your old pal and letting a let
- 15:00Speaker 2: me know what you said in Bren's DMS And he said,
- 15:03Speaker 2: I just said, thanks for giving me props. We laughed
- 15:05Speaker 2: about it, talked about New York and where we're from,
- 15:09Speaker 2: et cetera. Just like boiler plate, like a hello, nice
- 15:13Speaker 2: to meet you. And then I wrote, you were also
- 15:15Speaker 2: on a pole? Do you have a full bush? Are
- 15:18Speaker 2: you well shaven?
- 15:19Speaker 3: Or she would ask that.
- 15:21Speaker 4: Well I didn't ask it, Andy did it, And and
- 15:24Speaker 4: Brent guessed that he had a full bush, which I
- 15:27Speaker 4: didn't know you called a guy's area full bush, by
- 15:30Speaker 4: the way.
- 15:30Speaker 3: But well, what what'd you call it?
- 15:32Speaker 2: I don't know either like kempt or unkempt. I don't
- 15:36Speaker 2: know that a bush reminds me of just like I
- 15:38Speaker 2: don't know, but either way, he writes back, trimmed nothing crazy, manicured,
- 15:44Speaker 2: you know my personality, But I'm like Ernie writes, you
- 15:46Speaker 2: know my personality?
- 15:47Speaker 4: Is it that means I know what his hair?
- 15:50Speaker 3: What does your personality have to do with your bush?
- 15:53Speaker 4: Well?
- 15:53Speaker 2: Then I said I was really hoping she was wrong
- 15:56Speaker 2: with that answer, and he said, well what did she say?
- 16:00Speaker 2: And I said, she said she thought you had a
- 16:02Speaker 2: full bush, And he goes, no, it's trimmed down.
- 16:06Speaker 4: But not like a baby. That's weird on a guy
- 16:08Speaker 4: in my opinion of mine too, mine too. Question is
- 16:15Speaker 4: Eddie trimmed down or full? Full hair or trimmed trimmed Yeah, okay, yeah,
- 16:27Speaker 4: I like a trimmed down such but like really trimmed down. Yeah,
- 16:31Speaker 4: but not bold. I'm okay with you there, No.
- 16:35Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, that's.
- 16:41Speaker 4: Like you want hairy balls trimmed not.
- 16:45Speaker 3: I'm not having this conversation with you any further.
- 16:48Speaker 4: Fine, how's yours?
- 16:50Speaker 3: I don't want to preteen looking?
- 16:53Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm asking you about your Now, I need
- 16:55Speaker 4: to know about your business. You're it's so creepy with
- 16:58Speaker 4: a guy. But does your business have.
- 17:03Speaker 3: Eddie goes? You want a sasquash.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Eddie is tamra well kempt or well kempt or bald.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Am i well kept or bald bab Yeah, I'm harry. No,
- 17:17Speaker 3: I'm not what are you talking about?
- 17:23Speaker 4: No, ma'am.
- 17:26Speaker 3: Well, now he's quiet.
- 17:27Speaker 4: This is as bad as the politics.
- 17:29Speaker 3: He's just being a smart ass. He's laughing now he's
- 17:33Speaker 3: down there laughing.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Oh oh gosh. Well anyhow, well those are our recap.
- 17:41Speaker 3: No, no, no, well, guess what's going on this weekend?
- 17:46Speaker 3: I forgot to announce it. The trace Amigas are back
- 17:50Speaker 3: on stage at the Improv in Brea. We have not practiced,
- 17:59Speaker 3: so I have to go home Friday, We're going to
- 18:01Speaker 3: do one little rehearsal and yeah, so guys, we still
- 18:05Speaker 3: have some tickets left. So the Brea improv you want
- 18:08Speaker 3: to come see us, Everyone's welcome, but me, you're invited.
- 18:13Speaker 3: I'm inviting you.
- 18:15Speaker 4: I need a formal invitation from the vixt Oh, that's
- 18:19Speaker 4: not ever going to happen.
- 18:20Speaker 3: After the stories I saw online.
- 18:23Speaker 2: I know it's everywhere, like Bravo TV even posted it
- 18:27Speaker 2: the whole thing, I'm like, oh my gosh. I was
- 18:29Speaker 2: simply saying I just thought that she was a little
- 18:32Speaker 2: jelly over our success and she should be supporting you.
- 18:36Speaker 4: It's not about me. She doesn't even know me.
- 18:38Speaker 3: She doesn't know you. By the way, how's the perm?
- 18:42Speaker 4: I love? The perm? Perm is fun? Is it last
- 18:47Speaker 4: three to six months? But apparently like grows out with
- 18:49Speaker 4: your hair.
- 18:50Speaker 2: But the one funny thing about the perm, even though
- 18:52Speaker 2: it's all natural, cruelty free, ve get all the things.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Edwin goes, I have a question, honey, have you been
- 18:58Speaker 2: waking up in the middle of the night and eating chips?
- 19:01Speaker 2: And I go, what what I'm like of all the
- 19:04Speaker 2: things like that's not something I crave?
- 19:07Speaker 4: Isn't chips?
- 19:08Speaker 2: I'm like, did you eat in the middle of the night? No,
- 19:12Speaker 2: And Cruise goes, Mom, your pillow does smell like chips,
- 19:16Speaker 2: And I'm like what so then so then today I
- 19:21Speaker 2: was spraying my hair after getting out of the shower
- 19:24Speaker 2: with the curl activator and Edone goes, there's the smell,
- 19:29Speaker 2: And I'm like, you guys think that my curl activator
- 19:32Speaker 2: smells like chips.
- 19:33Speaker 3: You have like a curl activator on it. What happens
- 19:38Speaker 3: if you don't put curl activator on it it?
- 19:40Speaker 4: Then it just could get a little frizzy or whatever.
- 19:43Speaker 2: I don't know, but either way, I was like, Yeah,
- 19:45Speaker 2: I'm getting up in the middle of the night and
- 19:47Speaker 2: having a dread out.
- 19:49Speaker 4: In bed, in my in my pillow.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Wouldn't you hear you chomping on that?
- 19:53Speaker 4: Probably not? He's snoring so loud.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Oh, he's a snoor I'm so glad that he doesn't snore.
- 19:59Speaker 2: He pretends to doesn't snore. Also, like he pretends that
- 20:02Speaker 2: he's awake when he's sleeping. All things that drive me nuts.
- 20:07Speaker 2: All right, let's let's get into a real housewife to Atlanta.
- 20:11Speaker 4: But so we had Cynthia's entrance to the show they
- 20:16Speaker 4: gave her a good like bad.
- 20:18Speaker 3: They really went all out for her comeback, even for
- 20:22Speaker 3: just a friend of I thought it was amazing. I
- 20:25Speaker 3: do now realize that they need.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Her back, They really need her back.
- 20:30Speaker 2: They need her back bad because she just adds like
- 20:33Speaker 2: a lightness to it, even when she's like being funni
- 20:36Speaker 2: or shady or whatever. Like there's something just so natural
- 20:39Speaker 2: about who she is that I really appreciate. And that's
- 20:43Speaker 2: not just because I get to talk to her every week,
- 20:45Speaker 2: like she really is, and you could see a difference
- 20:48Speaker 2: in Candy's comfort level talking to her.
- 20:51Speaker 3: There's enough, Yeah, exactly. There's been talked that she would
- 20:55Speaker 3: only come back as a friend of Is that true?
- 20:58Speaker 4: Do you know?
- 20:58Speaker 3: Have you asked her?
- 21:00Speaker 2: I think that she I think, like all of us,
- 21:04Speaker 2: you always want to protect yourself and what it is
- 21:08Speaker 2: that you're you're willing to do so, Like, to be honest,
- 21:12Speaker 2: I haven't actually asked her, but I know that my
- 21:15Speaker 2: response would be the opposite. So everyone kind of has
- 21:19Speaker 2: their own standard response. But at the end of the day,
- 21:21Speaker 2: it's very hard for any of us to turn down
- 21:24Speaker 2: a significant amount of money if you're out right.
- 21:26Speaker 3: You know, when I was off in two years then,
- 21:28Speaker 3: I you know, I wasn't positive I was gonna be
- 21:31Speaker 3: asked back, but I suspected I was at that point
- 21:34Speaker 3: okay with a friend role. I thought, you know what,
- 21:36Speaker 3: that's the best of both worlds. I can film a
- 21:38Speaker 3: little bit, do that and not have to you know,
- 21:41Speaker 3: film my family. But it didn't end up that way,
- 21:43Speaker 3: and everything's good. So I get where she's coming from. Yeah,
- 21:47Speaker 3: but that show is really missing, like real genuine friendships,
- 21:51Speaker 3: and that just proved it with Cynthia coming back and
- 21:53Speaker 3: sitting Candy.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she brings up how she's been divorced
- 21:57Speaker 2: twice and it's disappointed. Cynthia also says she's confused about
- 22:01Speaker 2: what's going on with Candy and Drew, and then after
- 22:05Speaker 2: Candy's argument with Drew, she doesn't know if Drew wants
- 22:08Speaker 2: to be in the movie.
- 22:11Speaker 3: Of course she wants to be in the movie.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Well, who was it that had the conversation where Chari
- 22:18Speaker 2: made it seem a little bit more like Drew was saying.
- 22:21Speaker 4: She didn't want to be in the movie.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Really, I think Drew was just saying, Hey, if it's
- 22:26Speaker 2: going to be too uncomfortable, I understand, and I don't
- 22:30Speaker 2: think she was saying, I don't want to be in
- 22:31Speaker 2: the movie.
- 22:32Speaker 3: I don't think so either. What I did love seeing
- 22:34Speaker 3: is Marlowe and her nephews at their Christmas photo shoot.
- 22:36Speaker 3: It was so cute. Marlo really goes over the top
- 22:39Speaker 3: with everything, and I just look at her and go,
- 22:41Speaker 3: I wish I could be like that.
- 22:43Speaker 2: I know they look really cute, But I have another
- 22:46Speaker 2: Candy and Drew question, Like I feel like they're trying
- 22:49Speaker 2: to drum up.
- 22:50Speaker 4: The will she be in the movie or won't she?
- 22:53Speaker 3: Yes?
- 22:53Speaker 2: But didn't we already see? Did we already see that
- 22:56Speaker 2: she's in the movie. Yes, we did, so I can't
- 23:00Speaker 2: because that was in the trailer.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Well, the trayler gives things away.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Then Drew says she asked Ralph about Vegas and he
- 23:08Speaker 2: said he was working, but she doesn't trust him. Drew
- 23:11Speaker 2: also talks to Ralph about what happened in Portugal. She
- 23:14Speaker 2: says marlow filming her was criminal. She will also only
- 23:18Speaker 2: call Courtney by her name and not cousin.
- 23:21Speaker 3: Finally told you, I was so happy when I heard that.
- 23:24Speaker 3: I mean, every scene between Ralph and Drew feels like
- 23:26Speaker 3: it's so forced and that Ralph is just so chucked out.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Ralph, honestly is it's like when somebody's having a conversation
- 23:36Speaker 2: with you.
- 23:36Speaker 4: I don't even think he's bothering listening.
- 23:38Speaker 3: No he's not. Now I'm confused. Now he's in Vegas
- 23:40Speaker 3: doing Magic Mike.
- 23:42Speaker 4: No, okay.
- 23:43Speaker 2: So the woman from the video that was the producer
- 23:46Speaker 2: on Drew's video, the one that like oiled him up
- 23:48Speaker 2: for it, I guess invited him to come audition for
- 23:52Speaker 2: like a version of Magic Mike.
- 23:53Speaker 4: So that's what he was doing.
- 23:55Speaker 3: Why why if any came to me and said, hey,
- 24:00Speaker 3: I got this opportunity to you audition for Magic Mike.
- 24:03Speaker 3: First of all, he would be he would laugh, but
- 24:05Speaker 3: I'd be like, no, yeah.
- 24:06Speaker 2: But also embarrassing, Well not how embarrassing, but like it's crossing.
- 24:11Speaker 2: I don't think it's embarrassing to be in Magic Mike,
- 24:13Speaker 2: but I wouldn't be fine with.
- 24:15Speaker 4: My husband doing it.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Also, in regards to the Courtney stuff, before we get
- 24:19Speaker 2: back into Magic Mike, I feel like the demotion of
- 24:24Speaker 2: Drew not calling her cousin might not be the only
- 24:27Speaker 2: demotion in store for her coming up.
- 24:30Speaker 4: What do you mean like it might be a demotion
- 24:33Speaker 4: from the show as well, Drew, no Courtney.
- 24:37Speaker 3: No, Courtney's going She's gone bye bye.
- 24:40Speaker 4: But do you think Courtney should have stood up for Drew.
- 24:43Speaker 3: She doesn't even know her. Yeah, so stop with the
- 24:46Speaker 3: cousin shuit.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, this whole kiss thing is a whole
- 24:50Speaker 2: daysy of a sitch.
- 24:52Speaker 4: But then.
- 24:54Speaker 3: Cynthia, I would say, Drew is becoming the main focus
- 24:57Speaker 3: of the show, So now we know why she got
- 24:59Speaker 3: that seat next.
- 24:59Speaker 4: To Yeah, of course, because it's going to be this.
- 25:03Speaker 4: They're going to be dropping a lot more things with Drew.
- 25:06Speaker 2: But then Cynthia shows up at Candy's Peach Buzz party
- 25:08Speaker 2: and is now on good terms with Kenya after the
- 25:11Speaker 2: Girls Trip. I did think this was interesting, and I
- 25:14Speaker 2: appreciated Kenya's interview in regards to Cynthia because something I
- 25:20Speaker 2: hadn't even thought about until I saw Kenya's interview bite,
- 25:24Speaker 2: which I'll ask Cynthia about on the pod.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Do we think that Cynthia was.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Already having marital issues when she filmed a Girls Trip?
- 25:32Speaker 3: That would explain a lot for sure.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and why she was feeling the way that she
- 25:36Speaker 2: felt and displaced and just wanted to have fun with
- 25:38Speaker 2: the girls, like.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Not to add fuel to the fire. But my friend
- 25:43Speaker 3: Heather Aman, of course, Heather, I mean, yep, she ran
- 25:47Speaker 3: into him while you guys were a big brother and
- 25:52Speaker 3: and she was watching him and he did not she
- 25:54Speaker 3: said he did not seem like a married man. I'm
- 25:56Speaker 3: just gonna put it like that.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I never like to hear that, especially
- 26:03Speaker 2: because I think Cynthia is such a good person.
- 26:06Speaker 3: I know, because she remains friends with all her exes.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Well, I just don't think Cynthia is like a drama person.
- 26:12Speaker 4: Like she's not. She'd rather just be in peace than
- 26:16Speaker 4: be you know.
- 26:17Speaker 3: Like yeah, though, I feel like we were robbed and
- 26:20Speaker 3: seeing the conflict between Kenya and Cynthia and then a resolution.
- 26:24Speaker 3: I mean, that's what the show's about, and that's the
- 26:25Speaker 3: show is missing, like real drama.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Which we would have had if Cynthia was on the show.
- 26:30Speaker 2: But I don't because we're dicking around with Monietta and
- 26:32Speaker 2: Courtney and these people, all of them I don't know,
- 26:37Speaker 2: but they had Also they we got to see a
- 26:40Speaker 2: little bit of your girl Teresa's wedding because that's when
- 26:43Speaker 2: they had their reconnection.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Funny, we weren't invited to that.
- 26:47Speaker 2: It's so weird, weird. And then what did you think
- 26:50Speaker 2: about the Ralph and Marlowe talk at Candy's party. Ralph
- 26:53Speaker 2: said he had mad love for Marlowe but felt disrespected.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Marlow tells Ralph she knows he is dealing with a
- 26:58Speaker 2: lot and knows his life is a liar.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Okay, that that a whole conversation may be uncomfortable. I
- 27:04Speaker 3: felt like maybe Drew should have been involved in that conversation.
- 27:08Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not even allowed to text.
- 27:11Speaker 3: I know. And I don't like the fact that Ralph
- 27:13Speaker 3: did not stand up for his wife.
- 27:16Speaker 2: I thought that that was rude and he didn't even
- 27:18Speaker 2: like be like, oh, come on, there was nothing.
- 27:20Speaker 4: There wasn't even he didn't even try to push it away.
- 27:22Speaker 3: First of all, if you ever came up to Eddie
- 27:24Speaker 3: and basically was saying that I'm a liar and all that,
- 27:28Speaker 3: I would be livid with you.
- 27:30Speaker 4: No, it's crossing so many.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Yeah, but marlow that's what she does. But also it's
- 27:37Speaker 3: so weird. She's so confusing to me as a housewife
- 27:39Speaker 3: because she can be so sweet, so nice, so loving,
- 27:44Speaker 3: and then she does shit like that, but because it
- 27:47Speaker 3: doesn't but it also doesn't.
- 27:48Speaker 4: But it also doesn't make any sense because Marlow said
- 27:50Speaker 4: she couldn't text him back, uh, directly because oh you're there.
- 27:56Speaker 3: But she perspects that would be crossing the line.
- 27:59Speaker 2: But she can have a I have a conversation with
- 28:01Speaker 2: him and say that his wife's a liar.
- 28:03Speaker 3: And talks about his wife. Yeah, so I'm saying, she
- 28:07Speaker 3: contradicts herself all the time.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Oh, but can we also why we're there on the
- 28:12Speaker 2: topic of Drew and Ralph? When she was talking about
- 28:16Speaker 2: the LaToya stuff, do you think Ralph even cared if.
- 28:21Speaker 4: She didn't know?
- 28:22Speaker 3: He's so checked out he even said, like, who cares?
- 28:26Speaker 3: Who cares? But how long are we going to beat
- 28:29Speaker 3: this dead horse about the kiss? Do you think that
- 28:34Speaker 3: Drew's lying?
- 28:36Speaker 4: I just don't. I just don't think it was a
- 28:39Speaker 4: big deal of a kiss. I don't know why.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Why deny it? But then you have what's the girl's
- 28:46Speaker 3: name that she kissed, LaToya LaToya.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Yeah, you have her at this party.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Okay, you have her at the reunion saying that it
- 28:53Speaker 3: did happen. Then you have a text message between Drew
- 28:56Speaker 3: and LaToya saying no, it never happened, So who's the liar?
- 29:02Speaker 3: And then Candy said she saw it, and.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Marlowe on Watch What Happens Live said, she's eighty whatever.
- 29:09Speaker 2: They could just be talking this close, and I don't know.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Cynthia was asleep.
- 29:13Speaker 4: She said.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Everyone was talking about it the next day. I think
- 29:16Speaker 2: it was a drunken debauchery of a night. Remember when
- 29:19Speaker 2: they were all in Potomac and there was rumors of
- 29:21Speaker 2: girls kissing in the ocean. I think it was one
- 29:24Speaker 2: of those things. And I don't think anybody knows.
- 29:27Speaker 3: That often happens in housewife.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Yeah, but then LaToya is there at the party and
- 29:33Speaker 2: she tells Candy that she's upset with her. Latoya's feelings
- 29:36Speaker 2: were hurt since she was not able to defend herself
- 29:39Speaker 2: in Portugal. LaToya Drew, Candy and marlow Talk. Drew says
- 29:43Speaker 2: the videos that Marlo sent to LaToya were edited.
- 29:46Speaker 4: In her little clips. Are we even? Are you even
- 29:49Speaker 4: invested in this? Do you care? Nope?
- 29:52Speaker 3: Don't care, do not care? But do you know what
- 29:55Speaker 3: I do care about is that Candy goes onto her
- 29:57Speaker 3: podcast called Speak on It. That what when LaToya said, Candy,
- 30:03Speaker 3: I'm upset with you. It wasn't about the Drew situation.
- 30:07Speaker 3: It was about that she was invited last minute.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Well the one part I was noticing, well two things.
- 30:16Speaker 2: The only kiss that's less important to me was the
- 30:19Speaker 2: soppy seconds kiss between Christina and Madonna after Brittany had
- 30:23Speaker 2: already done it, Like, I don't care.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Second thing.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Second thing is what I think the girls are trying
- 30:31Speaker 2: to say, but they're trying not to break the fourth
- 30:33Speaker 2: wall when it comes to the Candy stuff. Is that
- 30:36Speaker 2: Candy is producing storylines, not that she's trying to produce
- 30:40Speaker 2: anything for.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Does she have time to produce storylines? She's always busy.
- 30:45Speaker 2: I think it's pretty easy to produce a storyline. If
- 30:48Speaker 2: you've been doing the show this long, you know how
- 30:50Speaker 2: easy it is. It's not to produce a storyline, but
- 30:53Speaker 2: you know what narrative to push. And I'm not saying
- 30:55Speaker 2: it's to promote her movie, but she's.
- 30:58Speaker 3: Always promoting everything between sex, toys, movies, all that stuff
- 31:02Speaker 3: all the time podcast.
- 31:05Speaker 4: I also don't want to alarm you.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Sonia made me laugh this episode when she was taking
- 31:09Speaker 2: notes on how to use the peach.
- 31:11Speaker 4: Me Too, Me Too.
- 31:13Speaker 3: I thought that was hilarious. I'm like, yes, that's to
- 31:16Speaker 3: Sonya we want to see each week.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Like that's her like not taking yourself so seriously being funny.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Sanya was good this week. The conversation with her sister.
- 31:26Speaker 4: She took ownership there, okay.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Thoughts on Candy inviting the Toya to the couple's night
- 31:32Speaker 3: sex party whatever it's called kind of remind me of
- 31:34Speaker 3: the Jen Padante and Heather Imine situation.
- 31:38Speaker 4: It kind of yeah, it kind of reminded me of that.
- 31:39Speaker 3: And listen, if somebody's being talked about, they need to
- 31:43Speaker 3: come on the show. There's nothing worse than to have
- 31:46Speaker 3: hear about Laura from New Jersey, Margaret's friend for seventeen
- 31:52Speaker 3: episodes and never see her. You're not going to show her.
- 31:57Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Housewives in New Jersey producers take note. Please,
- 32:03Speaker 2: we need to see it. But we also I feel
- 32:06Speaker 2: like we don't need to see it in a party setting.
- 32:08Speaker 2: It needs to be more of a sit down conversation
- 32:11Speaker 2: because even Marlowe comes in and they have to kick
- 32:13Speaker 2: out Marlowe, Like there's all kinds of shit going down.
- 32:17Speaker 3: But I don't care. Where they talk doesn't matter to me.
- 32:20Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 32:21Speaker 2: I just feel like the fan thoughts are right on this.
- 32:24Speaker 2: This this group feels disconnected. They need Cynthia back and
- 32:28Speaker 2: let Toya LaToya, you should have come in with a
- 32:30Speaker 2: real stance. It either happened or it didn't happen. We
- 32:33Speaker 2: don't need you riding the fence right now.
- 32:35Speaker 3: We need Sometimes I feel like, you know, some of
- 32:38Speaker 3: the things aren't shown. Maybe she did say a lot
- 32:41Speaker 3: and you just didn't see it.
- 32:42Speaker 2: So the one thing that I did, it did resonate
- 32:46Speaker 2: with me. When Candy was like, listen, I am really
- 32:48Speaker 2: sex positive. I wasn't trying to shame her. I wasn't
- 32:50Speaker 2: trying to out anything. It was something we all talked about.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And in Candy's defense, this did happen off camera. There
- 32:59Speaker 2: you go, so who knows. Uh, Well, we'll keep it going,
- 33:04Speaker 2: but let's take a little break and then we'll come
- 33:06Speaker 2: back and talk about New York.
- 33:08Speaker 4: And then Crappy like, okay, we are back to talk
- 33:20Speaker 4: about New York.
- 33:23Speaker 3: I really liked this episode.
- 33:25Speaker 4: I love New York. I really love New York.
- 33:27Speaker 3: It's just so refreshing. It really is.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I mean, between them just coming as they are, they're
- 33:34Speaker 2: just talking about real conversations. And even when we saw
- 33:38Speaker 2: like I know, we're skipping all around but even when
- 33:40Speaker 2: we saw like Brands start to break down, not want
- 33:43Speaker 2: to say something, then say something like, it's just real,
- 33:45Speaker 2: it feels who's your.
- 33:46Speaker 3: Favorite right now?
- 33:49Speaker 2: I mean I feel like if I was going to
- 33:52Speaker 2: pick somebody to be like my bestie Cy. But I mean,
- 33:59Speaker 2: I love Brand for television, I love Aaron, I love Aaron.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Those is my three top.
- 34:07Speaker 4: You know you're only as good.
- 34:07Speaker 3: As this week's episode. But yeah, this week Brian really
- 34:11Speaker 3: like stole my heart. It was so nice to get
- 34:14Speaker 3: a little backstory because she is kind of that smart
- 34:16Speaker 3: ass girl that's always looking for the joke and she's
- 34:18Speaker 3: always funny. And then to hear about her past and
- 34:21Speaker 3: how she was raised, you know, kind of meant a lot.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:25Speaker 2: I mean, she starts out by saying, you know, she'd
- 34:28Speaker 2: love to have an overbearing mother.
- 34:30Speaker 3: On lot, I was going to ask you, I have
- 34:33Speaker 3: never had one. Yeah, all my marriages never had a.
- 34:37Speaker 4: Gosh wow, I know.
- 34:40Speaker 2: But Bran talks about how her grandmother legally adopted her
- 34:44Speaker 2: and her siblings. Brand wants a family with traditions and
- 34:47Speaker 2: often stays friends with their exes and their families to
- 34:50Speaker 2: use as bandages. Do you think it's healthy to stay.
- 34:55Speaker 4: Friends with all your exes.
- 34:56Speaker 3: I think if you can, if you can maintain that friendship,
- 34:59Speaker 3: some times it's hard when you get into another relationship.
- 35:02Speaker 3: You're you know, your new significant other doesn't want you
- 35:06Speaker 3: hanging out or talking with your ex boyfriend or fiance.
- 35:10Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I agree, I mean, but I think also
- 35:13Speaker 2: it's hard because if she's able to still maintain friendships,
- 35:15Speaker 2: I have a feeling they may still be in love
- 35:17Speaker 2: with her, and then at some point it's going to
- 35:19Speaker 2: get ugly.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Yeah. I just really like Aaron. I just feel like
- 35:22Speaker 3: she's so natural, doesn't try.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Aaron, I mean Aaron does. Aaron's trying to
- 35:30Speaker 2: make people happy. But she's also like she's this is
- 35:34Speaker 2: who I am. That you guys are pains in the asses.
- 35:37Speaker 2: But what about when Brenn says she has three ex fiances,
- 35:40Speaker 2: I'm like Daniel stob is somewhere yawning. She's like, catch up, girl,
- 35:45Speaker 2: catch up. I think it's just hard for her. And
- 35:49Speaker 2: I think that you know, when she if she didn't
- 35:52Speaker 2: get to grow up with her parents, you know, she
- 35:53Speaker 2: talks about how she would her grandma would drop her
- 35:56Speaker 2: off at the salon every week because her grandmother was
- 36:00Speaker 2: raising three biracial kids, and it's where she got any
- 36:03Speaker 2: sort of information about strong black women and being cultured.
- 36:07Speaker 2: And I think it was just great insight on her
- 36:11Speaker 2: in general. But also I think she just really wants
- 36:13Speaker 2: to be loved unconditionally, because she kept saying, like, I
- 36:16Speaker 2: want to feel love.
- 36:19Speaker 3: I've never seen so much hair on one person's head.
- 36:22Speaker 3: I was very jealous. I know she has, she has,
- 36:25Speaker 3: so she's beautiful hair.
- 36:28Speaker 2: I also didn't know that Uba has had a hot sauce,
- 36:31Speaker 2: a hot sauce, but now I want to try it.
- 36:33Speaker 4: It looks so good.
- 36:35Speaker 3: It was funny listening to her talk about why she
- 36:39Speaker 3: created a hot sauce. So basically being a model not
- 36:42Speaker 3: being able to eat things that really taste that great,
- 36:44Speaker 3: So she developed a hot sauce, which was one of
- 36:47Speaker 3: Oprah's favorites and.
- 36:50Speaker 4: Which is huge to be on Oprah.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder how she ended up getting on Oprah's.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Oh but did you notice when Jenna Lyons was tasting it,
- 36:59Speaker 2: you could tell that it was really hard for her
- 37:01Speaker 2: because it was so spicy, but she was trying not
- 37:04Speaker 2: to pull a Jessel, So she was like, I was like,
- 37:11Speaker 2: oh my gosh.
- 37:13Speaker 4: But now I want to try uber hot.
- 37:15Speaker 3: Where do you get it?
- 37:17Speaker 4: I don't know, but if oh, I mean, if it's
- 37:18Speaker 4: on Oprah's thing, it must be a pretty big deal.
- 37:21Speaker 3: And then Uba had a great story about her mom
- 37:23Speaker 3: that made me when I did like hug my mom.
- 37:25Speaker 3: That made me sad as well.
- 37:27Speaker 4: I know, I texted my mom just randomly after that.
- 37:29Speaker 4: I was like, oh gosh, I need to be better.
- 37:31Speaker 3: I hope we get to go a little bit deeper
- 37:32Speaker 3: into UBA's personal story.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
- 37:35Speaker 2: Well, then we get more into Jessel and she tells
- 37:38Speaker 2: her husband that their sex life came up on the
- 37:41Speaker 2: Girl's trip, and he says it's married with kids tax,
- 37:45Speaker 2: meaning there's no time for sex. I kind of feel
- 37:48Speaker 2: like he doesn't care that they're not having sex either,
- 37:50Speaker 2: Like he doesn't seem that enter her.
- 37:53Speaker 3: He doesn't. But I don't know. I feel like this
- 37:56Speaker 3: is Jennifer Aiden and Bill Aiden's story all over again.
- 38:01Speaker 3: I mean, I've been there. I mean I never had twins,
- 38:04Speaker 3: but just having two kids, little kids at once, I mean,
- 38:08Speaker 3: it takes a toll on you.
- 38:11Speaker 4: It does take a toll on you.
- 38:12Speaker 2: But you could see for the first time, you could
- 38:16Speaker 2: see Jessel's start to be a little bit more vulnerable,
- 38:20Speaker 2: and like she was like, we should do it, like
- 38:21Speaker 2: you need to get some like instead of always like
- 38:24Speaker 2: what I've kind of felt with her is like she's
- 38:27Speaker 2: trying so hard to make the joke that you're not
- 38:32Speaker 2: seeing that softer side of her. But you can kind
- 38:34Speaker 2: of see when she's like, we should do this, or
- 38:36Speaker 2: we should do it, like you need to get some sex.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Like for a second you saw that, like she wants
- 38:41Speaker 2: to work on it.
- 38:44Speaker 4: But then the probably.
- 38:46Speaker 3: Sure what's going on there, But I don't peg him
- 38:48Speaker 3: as somebody going outside the relationship now.
- 38:51Speaker 2: I don't really see that either. He doesn't seem like
- 38:55Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 38:56Speaker 4: But the problem is is then right after that, we
- 38:59Speaker 4: see the scene between.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Cy and her husband David, and like, I'm obsessed with
- 39:04Speaker 2: that couple.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Like they're so funny, it's so natural. It's just like
- 39:09Speaker 4: spunky like just but he handled like it just not
- 39:13Speaker 4: to compliment our marriages, but like they're very like how
- 39:17Speaker 4: our husbands are with us.
- 39:18Speaker 3: It's like just I think the same I was thinking
- 39:21Speaker 3: the same thing when they were filming together in the kitchen.
- 39:25Speaker 3: Definitely reminds me of me and Eddie.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when he was kind of giving advice
- 39:30Speaker 2: on what's actually going on with her, and then all
- 39:33Speaker 2: of a sudden, Brent and Cy were like, oh shit,
- 39:35Speaker 2: you're right.
- 39:36Speaker 4: Like he just he's the voice of reason. He also
- 39:38Speaker 4: is like cute and charming. Yeah, I like him.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Did you see that little girl the daughter? Oh my god, beautiful,
- 39:46Speaker 3: so beautiful, beyond so beautiful. Do you think that Jenna's
- 39:52Speaker 3: ever going to dress up for anything?
- 39:56Speaker 4: No, I think that that's her style.
- 39:58Speaker 3: Like I think, no dress nothing. And we had friends giving.
- 40:03Speaker 3: I was a little confused with the corset underneath the jeans.
- 40:09Speaker 4: I thought she looked hot.
- 40:10Speaker 3: I was like a corset, it was just around her midsection, right,
- 40:13Speaker 3: it was. She she said publicly she has thought she
- 40:16Speaker 3: hurt her back.
- 40:17Speaker 4: Now I thought I need.
- 40:20Speaker 2: That, by the way, But no, she said publicly that
- 40:22Speaker 2: something has like she has something on her There's certain
- 40:26Speaker 2: parts of her body that she can't show because of.
- 40:29Speaker 3: She's got scarring. She has scarring on her body.
- 40:32Speaker 2: So I think she dresses for what she's comfortable and
- 40:35Speaker 2: I thought she looked good. I mean, my favorite part
- 40:37Speaker 2: of the outfits was Brent greeting everybody with the back
- 40:40Speaker 2: of her dress like.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Hi, hi.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Friends, friend's giving, showing that she did it like five times.
- 40:49Speaker 4: She was proud of that dress. But then I was like,
- 40:51Speaker 4: howe of your tag sticking out? We gotta fix on?
- 40:54Speaker 3: Can you fix on?
- 40:57Speaker 4: But Jessel is giving speaking of clothes, and Jessel having
- 41:01Speaker 4: so much issues with the lingerie that Jenna gave her.
- 41:07Speaker 4: I feel like we're getting a little Giselle Bryant here
- 41:09Speaker 4: in the Jessel's outfits, though.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Do you think so?
- 41:13Speaker 4: I'm not alpha cha, I'm a terrible.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Dresser most of the time, So I I mean, I've
- 41:18Speaker 2: gotten quite a quite a bit of heat for some
- 41:20Speaker 2: of my attire.
- 41:21Speaker 3: But I'm like, we all who cares?
- 41:27Speaker 2: And then but what about the Jessel conversation about Aaron's
- 41:32Speaker 2: grandmother passing away?
- 41:35Speaker 3: That was awkward to say the least, And to say,
- 41:40Speaker 3: I hope it was a good day.
- 41:41Speaker 4: I hope it all turned out all right.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I hope it turned out all right. But Aaron just
- 41:45Speaker 3: has a way of just you know, handling herself and
- 41:49Speaker 3: the things that I just she's one of my favorites.
- 41:52Speaker 4: Would you be offended by being called a cackling hag?
- 41:55Speaker 2: And I Jenna did leave off that she's the original
- 41:59Speaker 2: one said cackling.
- 42:01Speaker 4: Oh, we're right, she said that first. Just Jessel added
- 42:06Speaker 4: on the hags, I don't think I'd.
- 42:07Speaker 2: Be offended by being called a cackling hag because I
- 42:10Speaker 2: don't think.
- 42:11Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have a great laugh, and well,
- 42:13Speaker 4: you're not that.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Old, so I always think about hags mean old.
- 42:19Speaker 4: But I don't know what is the definition of a hag.
- 42:21Speaker 4: Isn't that like an old chicken? What about uba trying
- 42:24Speaker 4: to say it? She's like the cocklic the cocklick.
- 42:27Speaker 3: She's so cute cockling hogs. But I'd love to seeing
- 42:32Speaker 3: a new raw side of Brenn in this episode for sure.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Oh is the flirty and fun side as she usually
- 42:37Speaker 3: shows that. We just got to know her a little
- 42:39Speaker 3: bit better. Yeah, Jessel, she kind of reminds me of
- 42:43Speaker 3: Ramona just a little bit.
- 42:46Speaker 4: I don't know, I.
- 42:49Speaker 3: Says things to offend people in total denial.
- 42:52Speaker 4: Well, I agree with Jenna. I think she's just trying
- 42:54Speaker 4: too hard. I don't think she knows who she is yet,
- 42:57Speaker 4: and she's just oh.
- 43:00Speaker 3: Not to compare housewape to housewipe, but friend kind of
- 43:02Speaker 3: reminds me of the Sonya Morgan.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if we're going to go back to back,
- 43:06Speaker 2: then that's it. I would say, that's accurate. Yeah, But
- 43:09Speaker 2: when Brent gets emotional at the Brend's giving, when she
- 43:14Speaker 2: opens up about the two people that are supposed to
- 43:17Speaker 2: love her and they didn't and that she was not
- 43:19Speaker 2: picked up for six days and her diaper was not changed.
- 43:23Speaker 2: You know sometimes when housewife share emotional stories and then
- 43:27Speaker 2: the rest of the table is not emotional because you
- 43:29Speaker 2: feel like they're being phony.
- 43:31Speaker 4: This was not one of those moments.
- 43:32Speaker 3: No, not at all.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Every single one of them was crying like I don't know,
- 43:38Speaker 2: and then you can tell like that. Then it was
- 43:40Speaker 2: like felt like a Law and Order episode because it
- 43:42Speaker 2: was like dunt dun to be continued.
- 43:45Speaker 4: Yeah, and she.
- 43:45Speaker 3: Noticed She said that Brent said that her mom was
- 43:48Speaker 3: a teen when she had her and that her dad
- 43:50Speaker 3: was older, and that just took me back to her
- 43:54Speaker 3: tagline where she says, you make me mad, I'll date
- 43:56Speaker 3: your dad.
- 43:57Speaker 2: But then I learned last night, I don't watch what
- 43:59Speaker 2: happens live, but she met with that tagline. What so
- 44:03Speaker 2: Andy asked if that was a true story or how
- 44:05Speaker 2: the tagline came up, and she said that one time
- 44:06Speaker 2: when she was younger. She went on a date with
- 44:08Speaker 2: a guy and at the end of the day he
- 44:11Speaker 2: wanted to go Dutch and she was like, no, I'll
- 44:16Speaker 2: just pay for it.
- 44:16Speaker 4: And I saw your dad online.
- 44:18Speaker 2: He looks cute. Maybe I'll go out with him next time.
- 44:21Speaker 2: So that's where that case.
- 44:22Speaker 3: That's Hehr tagline. That's a confusing tagline. You know who
- 44:26Speaker 3: has the most confusing tag line is Emily.
- 44:29Speaker 4: What's hers again?
- 44:29Speaker 3: Something about tacos? Yeah, if you are going to waste
- 44:32Speaker 3: my time, give me a taco. We need.
- 44:35Speaker 4: By the way, we need to ask Emily about her
- 44:39Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go on a cruise, and I
- 44:41Speaker 4: see that she's on the Royal Caribbean right now or
- 44:43Speaker 4: cab Yes, I just thought on instrogt and now I
- 44:46Speaker 4: need to know because there's parts of her instant story
- 44:48Speaker 4: that I'm like, that looks so great, and there's parts
- 44:50Speaker 4: that I'm like, I think I would jump overboard with
- 44:52Speaker 4: all my kids stuck on a boat.
- 44:54Speaker 3: I'm not a cruise person. I don't want to be
- 44:56Speaker 3: stuck on a boat for a week.
- 44:58Speaker 4: I don't know. That's why I want to ask Emily.
- 45:00Speaker 2: But either way, fan thoughts are love, how raw and
- 45:02Speaker 2: energize this re energize the show is saying who they are,
- 45:06Speaker 2: that's what we want. I mean, I think it's great.
- 45:08Speaker 2: I think if people really keep giving it a shot,
- 45:10Speaker 2: it's going to be awesome.
- 45:11Speaker 3: I hope that doesn't mean because of their success, they're
- 45:14Speaker 3: going to wipe us all out.
- 45:15Speaker 4: Unless OG's scrap you all and get newbies. I don't know.
- 45:19Speaker 2: I think it's going to be hard to find a
- 45:20Speaker 2: whole bunch of fresh mobies in Orange County.
- 45:22Speaker 4: Everybody's so fake Crappy Lake as started.
- 45:36Speaker 2: We love Crappy Lake at the beginning, but now it's
- 45:38Speaker 2: getting to be it's kind of drug out. It's drug
- 45:42Speaker 2: out a little bit, but you're starting to see that. Essentially,
- 45:46Speaker 2: to recap it, we can do this all in one statement. Essentially,
- 45:50Speaker 2: Sonia and Luanne are starting to drive each other crazy, right.
- 45:55Speaker 3: I was super excited to hear that they were going
- 45:57Speaker 3: to be renovating their rooms because I love that stuff.
- 46:00Speaker 3: I could watch it all day long. A hot tub
- 46:04Speaker 3: in the hotel so they get more reservations.
- 46:08Speaker 4: I'm sorry, not so the fact that they got in
- 46:12Speaker 4: the hot.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Tub without even there's not even chlorine in there yet.
- 46:18Speaker 4: I'm like, what is happening?
- 46:19Speaker 3: No, and they're like they're like housewives gone wild, squirting
- 46:23Speaker 3: each other in the hot tub.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Oh my god, naked shows up. Luianne doesn't have clothes
- 46:28Speaker 4: ons they got in an address. But Mike seems to help.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Mike before ever, That's what I
- 46:35Speaker 2: was trying to think. I don't know that I've seen Mike,
- 46:38Speaker 2: but he seems like a good guy. But in order
- 46:41Speaker 2: to even come and do Mike's job, I would need
- 46:44Speaker 2: like five COVID masks, some fan x.
- 46:47Speaker 4: I mean when he.
- 46:48Speaker 2: Pulled that off and I saw all that stuff, like
- 46:50Speaker 2: however many years they said of like mold and dirt,
- 46:54Speaker 2: and I was.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Like, crappy, like this is not doing you any favors
- 46:57Speaker 4: for no.
- 46:57Speaker 3: And then Luanne's like, I want to new carpet and
- 47:00Speaker 3: I'm like, no, not that hotel. Get some nice luxury
- 47:04Speaker 3: vinyl florine so you can see the com stains on
- 47:07Speaker 3: those Oh.
- 47:08Speaker 2: My god, they should have gotten a blue light. Missed opportunity,
- 47:11Speaker 2: I know. Then they go see the dog run at
- 47:14Speaker 2: the animal control and now dogs are being adopted, and
- 47:17Speaker 2: then they show us dogs shitting like listen, I've.
- 47:20Speaker 4: Seen plenty of I don't need it visual. I don't
- 47:23Speaker 4: need to see it.
- 47:24Speaker 3: I see it all day long.
- 47:26Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is Rugby with you up there?
- 47:29Speaker 3: Yes he is. Chris loves it up here.
- 47:32Speaker 4: I love all the Eddies posts with Rugby.
- 47:36Speaker 2: Then leu Anne and Sonia work on a song for
- 47:39Speaker 2: Benton Final Act. This is where you can see like.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Leu Anne is like, this is my jam. I'm a
- 47:49Speaker 2: song I'm a songwriter. I've written up to five songs.
- 47:52Speaker 4: They give like the list of songs.
- 47:55Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, the Peabody Award winning songwriting competition.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Enough of money can't buy you class.
- 48:02Speaker 3: How about when the I can't remember his name, the
- 48:04Speaker 3: guy he's like in her previous life, Luanne was a
- 48:07Speaker 3: countess and she's like, I still am and I still
- 48:11Speaker 3: account to this after ten years of being divorced.
- 48:15Speaker 4: But then I love that Sonya the whole time' is
- 48:17Speaker 4: like we got it, Luanne. They want to hear my
- 48:19Speaker 4: point of view, Like she is done, she has checked out.
- 48:23Speaker 4: I have this sex since three shard things need to happen.
- 48:27Speaker 3: Oh my god. How about when she's like Sonya's like,
- 48:29Speaker 3: I sound more like Billy Ilek the entertainer.
- 48:36Speaker 2: Then, but then lu Anne kind of like gives the
- 48:39Speaker 2: business to the like little dancer girl. She wasn't understanding
- 48:42Speaker 2: what was happening. Then the other like the one girl
- 48:45Speaker 2: that was doing the cartwheels, and.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Sonya mortified that she's even trying to correct them or
- 48:50Speaker 3: tell them what they should do. But I mean, this
- 48:52Speaker 3: sucks just as bad as the Trace A Mega show.
- 48:55Speaker 4: Well, well I'm confused. Also, why did lu Ane come
- 49:00Speaker 4: rest is roxy from? Uh?
- 49:03Speaker 3: Is that what she had? She had the pink fedora on. Yes,
- 49:07Speaker 3: I would say that for the season finale girl.
- 49:09Speaker 4: No, but I was like, was that because Erica Jane
- 49:11Speaker 4: was cast and not you? Like, why are you wearing
- 49:13Speaker 4: this right now?
- 49:15Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 49:17Speaker 2: But then Sonia calling her Simon cal But people, here's
- 49:23Speaker 2: the thing. A lot of people may not be watching
- 49:25Speaker 2: Crappy Leg, but a lot of people that are watching
- 49:28Speaker 2: it are loving it, including Cruise. But people saying it's
- 49:32Speaker 2: just getting better and better. I want to see them
- 49:34Speaker 2: going out at night. I agree, we like that there's missing.
- 49:37Speaker 3: I can't just see like you're working on dog shelters
- 49:41Speaker 3: and I need to see you guys going out. It's missing.
- 49:45Speaker 3: It's missing.
- 49:47Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough, but maybe.
- 49:49Speaker 3: It's getting old. Somebody said, it's getting old. It's time
- 49:52Speaker 3: to be time for them to wrap it up.
- 49:54Speaker 4: Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.
- 49:58Speaker 2: And you guys, so, if you haven't subscribed to our
- 50:04Speaker 2: twats flashback, it's a sad state of affairs when our
- 50:08Speaker 2: recaps are significantly better than the episode.
- 50:11Speaker 3: So well, that's not difficult. I wish we could just
- 50:14Speaker 3: jumped to episode of season three.
- 50:16Speaker 4: No, well, we're going to do Beverly Hill season one
- 50:18Speaker 4: next when I saved the show. But we're doing Beverly
- 50:23Speaker 4: Hills season one next. Yeah, I know, But you guys
- 50:26Speaker 4: have to make sure to subscribe because.
- 50:28Speaker 3: I'm actually excited about going back to Beverly Hills season
- 50:31Speaker 3: one because I can't even remember it at all.
- 50:33Speaker 2: Well, I never watched it, so I'm excited to start fresh.
- 50:37Speaker 3: You're one of them. I'm one of them. I was
- 50:40Speaker 3: a Bachelor girl forever, I.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Know, once I'd got on the show. Then I started watching,
- 50:45Speaker 2: and that's when I screwed everything up. After watching it,
- 50:47Speaker 2: my first my first season on dumb ass.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Should have just left it the way it was, right.
- 50:53Speaker 2: But we'll talk to you guys later in the week
- 50:55Speaker 2: and I'll be back to recap Orange County with Cynthia.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Let's see what kind of trouble Hammer gets herself into.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Mm hm