Latest / X Minus One | Old Time Radio / X Minus One - "Lulungomeena" (Old Time Radio, 1956)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: May twenty ninth, nineteen fifty six, marked episode fifty three
- 0:04Speaker 1: of NBC's X minus one in lulun Gomina, adapted for
- 0:09Speaker 1: radio by George Lefferts from a Gordon R. Dixon novelette.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Long Term spaces at Remote Station five six three in
- 0:16Speaker 1: the Sirius sector gather in the recreation room a young gambler,
- 0:21Speaker 1: William Peterborough. The kid finds veteran Clay Harbank unwilling to
- 0:25Speaker 1: play cards, and the conversation turns to Clay's proud claim
- 0:29Speaker 1: about his homeworld. Their disagreement is placed before a hicksbrod
- 0:34Speaker 1: a race with a reputation for literal truthfulness. Mason Adams,
- 0:38Speaker 1: Bob Hastings and Kermit Murdoch are featured, with Daniel Sutter directing.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen. X minus one presents lu Lungmena. Now
- 0:48Speaker 1: back to the golden age of radio.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Gon down for blastof X minus five four three two
- 1:00Speaker 2: X minus one Fire from the far horizons of the
- 1:29Speaker 2: unknown come transcribed tales of new dimensions in time and space.
- 1:35Speaker 2: These are stories of the future adventures in which you'll
- 1:38Speaker 2: live in a million, could be years on a thousand,
- 1:41Speaker 2: maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company in cooperation with Galaxy
- 1:46Speaker 2: Science Fiction magazine resents.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Heck he minus minus minus minus minus one.
- 2:03Speaker 4: The Night the Lunge Gamina by Gordon R. Dixon.
- 2:16Speaker 5: Blame play horror Bank if you like, or what happened
- 2:18Speaker 5: at Station five sixty three, or blame Bill Peterborough, the
- 2:22Speaker 5: one we called the kid.
- 2:24Speaker 4: I blame no one. I'm a door si man.
- 2:27Speaker 5: That means I was brought up in one of those
- 2:28Speaker 5: tiny planets a million light years from nowhere. Being a
- 2:32Speaker 5: door sign man is quite a responsibility. We are a
- 2:35Speaker 5: very polite people. We have to be because when we
- 2:38Speaker 5: get angry, we fight to the death. It all began
- 2:50Speaker 5: that evening the Clay harror Bank began reminiscing about his
- 2:53Speaker 5: home planet, the lung Gomina. We were sitting around the
- 2:56Speaker 5: recreation room of five sixty three. There was a card
- 2:59Speaker 5: game going on in one corner.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Lulung go Mina. The very name sounds like music, doesn't it. More.
- 3:09Speaker 4: You know me, Clay, I'm a doorside man. I've been
- 3:12Speaker 4: in the doorside planets. I've seen them all knocking around
- 3:16Speaker 4: this universe for thirty five years. But when it comes
- 3:20Speaker 4: to sheer Beauty, Lou lung go Mina. How long since
- 3:23Speaker 4: you've been home? Clay home? Twenty years? More? Twenty stinking
- 3:28Speaker 4: miserable years. Well that'll be over soon, another ten days.
- 3:34Speaker 4: You're gonna miss all five sixty three, miss this scott
- 3:37Speaker 4: forsaken little asteroid, not for a minute. I will miss
- 3:41Speaker 4: your ugly face around here, at least I will. I'm
- 3:44Speaker 4: gonna miss your gloomy, doorsy puss too. Lord, why don't
- 3:48Speaker 4: you get out of it? You've had more years in
- 3:50Speaker 4: space service than any of us. You've probably got enough
- 3:53Speaker 4: credits to get out too. Me. I wouldn't know what
- 3:56Speaker 4: to do with myself. Couldn't you go home? You should
- 3:59Speaker 4: know better than that, the Dnebrian trouble, the Dnbrian trouble.
- 4:04Speaker 4: You could go to Earth? What four ever been there?
- 4:08Speaker 4: Never once? And I've never wanted to. I've seen too
- 4:12Speaker 4: many earthmen with the kid over there. He's green in service,
- 4:18Speaker 4: he's full of greed and stupid hate like the rest
- 4:20Speaker 4: of them. That's not for me, Luxter for games breaking
- 4:25Speaker 4: up here he comes.
- 4:27Speaker 6: Well, if this is the big gambler from the windy planet,
- 4:30Speaker 6: what's its name?
- 4:32Speaker 4: Lu lung Gomina? Yeah, how's the piggy Bank coming, Dad.
- 4:36Speaker 4: The piggy is a gentleman kid. He never overeats, so
- 4:39Speaker 4: he won't ever get into gestion sour grapes.
- 4:43Speaker 6: You see this water credits five hundred? How long you
- 4:47Speaker 6: have to work for five hundred credits?
- 4:48Speaker 7: Dad?
- 4:49Speaker 6: How many trips you have to make around this asteroid?
- 4:51Speaker 6: How much closer to fall in your grave you have
- 4:53Speaker 6: to come?
- 4:54Speaker 4: You look as if you've made a killing.
- 4:56Speaker 6: I always make a killing. I'm a natural born gambler,
- 5:00Speaker 6: and I don't just talk about it like some.
- 5:04Speaker 4: I think I'll go out and take a turn around
- 5:06Speaker 4: the station. More fine, I'll go with you. It's stuffy
- 5:10Speaker 4: in here. I don't bother. I'd rather be alone.
- 5:16Speaker 6: A big chef knocked around the planets for thirty five years.
- 5:21Speaker 6: You used to have a reputation as the hottest gambler
- 5:23Speaker 6: in the systems. Comes from the most beautiful planet in
- 5:26Speaker 6: the universe.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Why don't you lay off him? Kid?
- 5:30Speaker 5: Let me give you a piece of sound advice. Go ahead,
- 5:34Speaker 5: lay off clay Hardbank. He's been around the systems a
- 5:37Speaker 5: lot longer than you have. He may not be any chicken,
- 5:40Speaker 5: but he's a tough baby when the situation calls for it.
- 5:43Speaker 6: He's trying to scare me more. I thought you doorside
- 5:46Speaker 6: guys were smarter than that. I'm being no, look, no,
- 5:50Speaker 6: no offense more than you. I mean, I wasn't trying
- 5:53Speaker 6: to miss out the doorside people or anything. I gotta
- 5:57Speaker 6: go to a flight check.
- 5:58Speaker 7: I'll see you.
- 6:08Speaker 4: We were in bad shape.
- 6:10Speaker 5: The twenty of us at Frontier Station five sixty three,
- 6:12Speaker 5: on the very edge of the human area, had gone sour.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Half the man had applications for transfer in already. But
- 6:19Speaker 5: I told the kid about Clay being tough. Well, that
- 6:22Speaker 5: was a bluff to keep him off. Nobody knew better
- 6:25Speaker 5: than I did that Clay was burned out inside.
- 6:28Speaker 4: Like I used up rocket. I put on a spacesuit
- 6:31Speaker 4: and went out to join him. Oh hi, mat I,
- 6:37Speaker 4: beautiful night. Huh nice Back on lu Lungomina. On a
- 6:42Speaker 4: night like this, the rack eash flowers open up and
- 6:45Speaker 4: you can hear them singing. There are six moons, and
- 6:48Speaker 4: every one of them is like a yellow lant. My
- 6:51Speaker 4: mom and dad and I used to live on the
- 6:53Speaker 4: edge of a lotus pool. Here I go talking about
- 6:56Speaker 4: home again.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Figures the guy who's been saying up for ten years
- 7:00Speaker 5: to get home is bound to start thinking about it
- 7:03Speaker 5: when the time comes.
- 7:05Speaker 4: I wish you could come with me more play tell
- 7:07Speaker 4: me something? Yes? Do you ever get the urge to gamble? Again?
- 7:13Speaker 4: Do I get the urge to gamble? What you ever
- 7:18Speaker 4: watch a man who's been on pon for a while
- 7:21Speaker 4: when he's broken the habit. You can't get him near
- 7:23Speaker 4: the stuff he despises it, And yet the same man
- 7:27Speaker 4: is liable to go back on with no provocation. Well
- 7:32Speaker 4: that's the way it is when you've gambled all your life.
- 7:34Speaker 4: I figured maybe that's why I keep talking about home.
- 7:39Speaker 4: Every time I hear the kid flipping those cards in
- 7:41Speaker 4: the recreation room, I start talking about home. Have you noticed?
- 7:44Speaker 4: I've noticed? But this time I'm going to make it more.
- 7:49Speaker 4: I tried three times before. This time I've got the dough,
- 7:53Speaker 4: and I know I'm going to make it. I think
- 7:54Speaker 4: you will claim you know what did it? Oh lu
- 7:58Speaker 4: longo mina. That's what saved me this time. The thought
- 8:03Speaker 4: of that beautiful planet.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Well, when you get there, you can send me a phototape.
- 8:07Speaker 5: At the rate we get visitors, it should reach me
- 8:09Speaker 5: in five or six years.
- 8:11Speaker 4: You will be out. By then, you'll be home. I'll
- 8:13Speaker 4: never go home, Clay never. Well, that's red four screens
- 8:20Speaker 4: must have picked up a ship in the galaxy. Maybe
- 8:22Speaker 4: we'll get a visit. Keep us from going logo anyway?
- 8:25Speaker 4: Coming in? No, I think I'll stay out.
- 8:28Speaker 5: Awhile, Well, I'm going to check the screen, see you later.
- 8:37Speaker 5: Red four meant simply that a ship was entering the galaxy.
- 8:41Speaker 5: The chances of it touching down on five point sixty
- 8:43Speaker 5: three were pretty remote, unless it happened to need a
- 8:46Speaker 5: clearance for Earth or Mars. The screen was black by
- 8:49Speaker 5: the time I got there, but the kid was filing
- 8:52Speaker 5: a report.
- 8:55Speaker 7: Oh, hi, have morre?
- 8:56Speaker 6: Hey, what's a hicks of Rod? Like? Why we're having
- 8:59Speaker 6: one for a visitor? You don't say, I just came
- 9:02Speaker 6: in over the receiver.
- 9:03Speaker 4: What may be like hicks Obrod?
- 9:07Speaker 5: Stiff as a poker, proud as lucifer, honest as sunlight,
- 9:11Speaker 5: and tied as a camel on his way through.
- 9:13Speaker 4: The eye of a needle.
- 9:14Speaker 6: What do they look like?
- 9:16Speaker 5: Oh, they're kind of humanoid, but they have a dead
- 9:19Speaker 5: pan face that never changes like a mask.
- 9:22Speaker 4: Oh they're a little scary. I hear that's a green
- 9:24Speaker 4: skin and the scales. Also, they run about eight feet tall.
- 9:29Speaker 4: I wouldn't tangle one if I were you. Back on Danebria.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Once I saw a hicks Obrod rip Amanda Ribbons with
- 9:36Speaker 4: its claws. Why the man made the mistake of insulting
- 9:41Speaker 4: HICKSA that's one of the twin planets they come from.
- 9:44Speaker 6: Pretty touchy, aren't they not?
- 9:45Speaker 4: Really?
- 9:46Speaker 5: They are a very level headed race. You know the
- 9:50Speaker 5: hicks Abroad reputation.
- 9:51Speaker 4: Don't you.
- 9:51Speaker 6: No, you don't hear much about him on Earth.
- 9:53Speaker 5: Well, are the first and only mercenary political arbitrators in
- 9:56Speaker 5: the known universe. Hickserbrod can be hired, but he's absolutely
- 10:01Speaker 5: incapable of being influenced or bribed. He tells a cold
- 10:04Speaker 5: truth and nothing but the cold truth. And brother, when
- 10:07Speaker 5: a hicks Abrod tells you the truth, it's plenty cold.
- 10:10Speaker 6: It really lets you have it. Huh.
- 10:12Speaker 5: They are a small race and very much in demand.
- 10:16Speaker 5: If some kind of political dispute comes up from planetary
- 10:19Speaker 5: to inter alien, both sides hire a Hicksybrad to represent him.
- 10:24Speaker 5: That way they know the other side is being completely honest.
- 10:28Speaker 6: Oh that's very interesting, you know, very interesting.
- 10:39Speaker 5: I could tell there was something on the kid's mind,
- 10:41Speaker 5: but of course I didn't know what it was. Most
- 10:44Speaker 5: of the talk in the recreation room that night centered
- 10:47Speaker 5: around the arrival of the Hicks Abrod. Landing beacons were
- 10:50Speaker 5: turned on and we waited for another radio communication.
- 10:56Speaker 6: Hey, anybody want to sit in on this next ten?
- 10:59Speaker 4: What?
- 11:00Speaker 3: No?
- 11:00Speaker 4: Thanks?
- 11:01Speaker 6: Well, I know better than to ask the galaxy's foremost
- 11:04Speaker 6: gambler here.
- 11:05Speaker 4: That's right, kidd, Maybe when.
- 11:07Speaker 6: The Hicks of Brod gets here, we'll be able to
- 11:08Speaker 6: work up a decent game. Two Hicks of Rod's gamble.
- 11:13Speaker 4: No, kid, they don't gamble.
- 11:15Speaker 6: That's too bad. Wow, we can always sit and listen
- 11:18Speaker 6: to you lying about what a beautiful place the lungamina is.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Did you just went too far?
- 11:23Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna do something about it, that's right.
- 11:25Speaker 4: I'm gonna punch a little note, break it up by you,
- 11:30Speaker 4: all right.
- 11:32Speaker 5: I'm okay. You better get to the infirmary. Have your
- 11:35Speaker 5: mouth taken care of it. Kid, You got to your quarters.
- 11:38Speaker 4: Since one of you given artis I'm telling you to
- 11:40Speaker 4: get to your quarters, you better do what he says. Kid.
- 11:42Speaker 6: He's a door sign.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Man.
- 11:43Speaker 6: That's all I've been here and since I got here,
- 11:44Speaker 6: when big gamblers come from the Loungamina and how dorsign
- 11:47Speaker 6: men are killing so far, I've seen nothing, but I
- 11:49Speaker 6: heard a lot of time.
- 11:50Speaker 4: You're gonna get to your quarters.
- 11:52Speaker 7: I'll give you a five seconds to start moving.
- 11:54Speaker 6: You better go ahead, kid, Okay, okay, I'm letting your
- 11:58Speaker 6: bluff me out of the game this time. Just remember
- 12:01Speaker 6: there's gonna be other games next time. I won't be bluffed.
- 12:15Speaker 4: He left the recreation room. I felt a slight and
- 12:17Speaker 4: not unpleasant shiver run down between my shoulder blades and
- 12:20Speaker 4: my eyes were still hot. I'd almost lost my control
- 12:24Speaker 4: that time, and my senses told me i'd better.
- 12:26Speaker 5: Be careful for the next three days. The tension of
- 12:30Speaker 5: five sixty three was almost unbearable.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Play Hardbanks seemed to age twenty years after the kid
- 12:36Speaker 4: knocked him down.
- 12:37Speaker 8: Now hear this, all personnel, Now hear this, all personnel.
- 12:42Speaker 4: A ship is approaching for flight check. A ship is
- 12:45Speaker 4: approaching for flight check.
- 12:46Speaker 7: Report to central, report to central.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Well this is it, Clay, We're getting the Hicks abroad
- 12:53Speaker 4: seems almost like home, having a Hicks abroad with us.
- 12:56Speaker 4: They're all over the Tazian system. You know you speak
- 12:58Speaker 4: Higgs abroad. I have to I lu lungomina. I don't
- 13:02Speaker 4: know that. I picked it up during the Third Exploration
- 13:06Speaker 4: long time ago. Huh, we're not getting younger Clay. Yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 4: I found that out. I don't take it so big.
- 13:13Speaker 4: He's just a punk kid, sure, and I'm just a
- 13:16Speaker 4: dumb old man offered. Ah, that's touchdown. You ought to
- 13:22Speaker 4: be here in a minute. That does it. He's down.
- 13:29Speaker 4: Look at that ship. Huh, let's go. You'll need some
- 13:32Speaker 4: help with his baggage.
- 13:42Speaker 5: The ship was a silvery, one man job, the kind
- 13:45Speaker 5: that have taken the Hicks of broads all over the universe.
- 13:48Speaker 5: The cabin door slid back, and the Hicks has stepped out.
- 13:51Speaker 5: He was as green and scaly as a lizard, but
- 13:54Speaker 5: there was a certain unmistakable.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Dignity in his bury.
- 13:57Speaker 5: Since I spoke the language, I was the first greet him.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Belt the Hutch and Hicks abrod. Welcome to this place.
- 14:05Speaker 4: I greet you, Dorsi man.
- 14:07Speaker 5: My name is mort Byansky. I am called door Lasses. Come,
- 14:12Speaker 5: I'll show you to your quarters.
- 14:14Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 14:16Speaker 4: How long will you remain here? Only for one night?
- 14:20Speaker 4: I wish clearance for marg.
- 14:21Speaker 5: And I'm sure it can be handled this way. I
- 14:31Speaker 5: wondered how he knew I was a Dorsey man, and
- 14:34Speaker 5: then it seemed obvious. My broken nose, the scars, the
- 14:38Speaker 5: lined face, nobody could mistake a human from the Doorside planets.
- 14:43Speaker 6: Still it scared me a little.
- 14:44Speaker 4: I kept wondering if he had anything to do with
- 14:47Speaker 4: interplanetary police. I tried to put it out of my mind.
- 14:51Speaker 4: It was no use. Mind. If I come in, Clay,
- 15:00Speaker 4: sit down, have a smoke. Thanks. Where's the Hicks abroad
- 15:06Speaker 4: in his room getting cleaned up for dinner? Strange guys,
- 15:09Speaker 4: aren't they? There's something even stranger going on. What's that
- 15:14Speaker 4: the kids in there with him? With the Hicks? And
- 15:18Speaker 4: what are you supposed they're talking about? I don't know.
- 15:21Speaker 4: I wish I did. Kids probably trying to get the
- 15:24Speaker 4: Hicks into a dice game. What's on your mind, marre.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Way, you've been around? Are there any Hicks abroads in
- 15:33Speaker 5: interplanetary police?
- 15:35Speaker 4: A few? Why? I don't know. I just had a feeling.
- 15:39Speaker 4: You know, you're dreaming up bogey Man maybe. Besides, you're
- 15:44Speaker 4: not in any trouble outside the Doorside system. I killed
- 15:47Speaker 4: a human play, not deliberately, in a rage. Happens all
- 15:51Speaker 4: the time on Doorside, doesn't it? Not to an officer
- 15:53Speaker 4: of intergalactic Besides, that was twenty five years ago. There's
- 15:56Speaker 4: no statue of limitations in the systems. Nobody knows but me. Right,
- 16:02Speaker 4: you don't have to be clairvoyant to wonder why a
- 16:05Speaker 4: man hasn't been back to his own planet for twenty
- 16:08Speaker 4: five years. You think the kid, I don't know, he's
- 16:12Speaker 4: got no love for me. Still, he doesn't know anything.
- 16:16Speaker 4: How would he know this hicks Abroad is an agent.
- 16:19Speaker 4: If he is, couldn't say where are you going? I
- 16:24Speaker 4: think I'll take a look at that message the kid
- 16:26Speaker 4: filed the one we got when we first picked up
- 16:28Speaker 4: the hicks Abrod on the screens. Let me know what
- 16:31Speaker 4: you find, if anything.
- 16:40Speaker 5: I walked through the empty corridors to the communications center.
- 16:43Speaker 5: I went directly to the files where incoming messages are kept,
- 16:46Speaker 5: and flicked the tab until I got to notices of arrivals.
- 16:50Speaker 4: There two days before was a report of the arrival
- 16:53Speaker 4: of Door Losses.
- 16:54Speaker 5: I ran my finger down the statistics until I came
- 16:57Speaker 5: to the line that said point of origin of flight.
- 17:00Speaker 5: It read Tarzian Galaxy. That was where Clay Harbank's l
- 17:05Speaker 5: Longamina was. I read further where it said nature of business.
- 17:10Speaker 5: My blood ran cold as I spelled out the words criminal.
- 17:16Speaker 4: Come in felt the hutch and hickxebrod. I greet you,
- 17:21Speaker 4: dorsay man. Is there anything you require?
- 17:24Speaker 7: Nothing? Thank you.
- 17:27Speaker 5: I er came to tell you that we'll have dinner
- 17:29Speaker 5: to night at eight hundred hours.
- 17:30Speaker 7: The young Earthman has already informed.
- 17:32Speaker 8: Me there's a shortage of raw meat here. I've brought
- 17:35Speaker 8: my own food, Thank you.
- 17:38Speaker 5: I er see you came in from the Tarzian planets. Yes,
- 17:43Speaker 5: you didn't happen to be in the Dorside planets before then? No,
- 17:49Speaker 5: I thought perhaps you might have some news.
- 17:51Speaker 7: I came from intergalactic headquarters.
- 17:54Speaker 4: Yes I am. I saw your flight check.
- 17:58Speaker 7: Then you know my mission?
- 18:00Speaker 4: Yes? Good? How long do I have to pack?
- 18:04Speaker 8: I will be leaving at seven hundred hours tomorrow morning.
- 18:08Speaker 8: Can you be ready by then?
- 18:10Speaker 4: Yes? I guess so good. I don't suppose there's any
- 18:15Speaker 4: point in appealing to you, Hicks. Abroads are supposed to
- 18:18Speaker 4: be totally without emotion.
- 18:19Speaker 7: There's no point in appealing.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Funny thing. I've been running away from this moment for
- 18:26Speaker 4: twenty five years, and now that it's come, I'm glad
- 18:31Speaker 4: we'll be going back to the dorsiuse yes to Intergalactic
- 18:35Speaker 4: headquarters for all these years home. I don't suppose a
- 18:42Speaker 4: hicksbrod knows what that feeling is like. I will expect
- 18:45Speaker 4: you at seven hundred hours now, if you don't mind,
- 18:48Speaker 4: I wish to prepare my for one thing. Yes, did
- 18:53Speaker 4: the young Earthman tip you off about me? No?
- 18:58Speaker 5: Funny, I could have sworn it was him. That was
- 19:07Speaker 5: that when a Hicks abroad tells you no, you can
- 19:11Speaker 5: bet your life.
- 19:11Speaker 4: He isn't lying. I began to wonder how they located me.
- 19:15Speaker 4: I began to wonder what he and the kid had
- 19:17Speaker 4: talked about.
- 19:18Speaker 5: I began to wonder a lot of things.
- 19:22Speaker 4: Well, he's an agent for Intergalactic. Oh, that doesn't prove
- 19:26Speaker 4: he's after you. He is. How do you know? I
- 19:28Speaker 4: just talked to him? Lord Heaven, Ah, it isn't so bad. Really,
- 19:34Speaker 4: Just think I'll be going home. I'm going to kill
- 19:36Speaker 4: that kid. I'm going to kill him. Play listen to me.
- 19:39Speaker 4: The kid didn't turn me in. You say I said
- 19:43Speaker 4: he was talking to the Hicks. I just asked him,
- 19:46Speaker 4: and the Hicks told me it wasn't the kid. They
- 19:49Speaker 4: don't lie, So don't go blowing off. It's going to
- 19:52Speaker 4: be hard. Ten days doesn't have to be ten days.
- 19:56Speaker 4: What do you mean? How many credits do you need
- 19:59Speaker 4: to buy your way out? Another five hundred next payday?
- 20:02Speaker 4: Don't wait, don't wait. I have over nine hundred credits.
- 20:07Speaker 4: I'll turn them over to you. Mort. Listen, I don't
- 20:10Speaker 4: need them.
- 20:11Speaker 5: You can pay off tomorrow and fly as far as
- 20:13Speaker 5: the Tarzan chain with me in the Hicks.
- 20:15Speaker 4: It's a very nice thing, Mort, Will you do it?
- 20:18Speaker 4: I'll think about it. Let you know after dinner.
- 20:30Speaker 5: I thought of running away, but there was really no
- 20:33Speaker 5: place to run once they tracked you down. And the
- 20:35Speaker 5: hicks Abrods were utterly relentless once they had agreed to
- 20:38Speaker 5: bring a man in. Since they had no feelings, they
- 20:41Speaker 5: made no judgments. They were absolutely certain that a man
- 20:44Speaker 5: would get a fair trial. I packed my stuff and
- 20:47Speaker 5: went in to dinner. The Hicks Abroad was at the
- 20:49Speaker 5: head of the table eating his raw chinsu meat.
- 20:53Speaker 7: That's the gravy.
- 20:54Speaker 6: Please, no losses. Yes, they tell me that the Hicks
- 20:58Speaker 6: Abroad home planet is a very beautiful place.
- 21:01Speaker 7: It is true.
- 21:03Speaker 6: I'm from Earth myself. Yes, I'm curious to know what
- 21:07Speaker 6: this beautiful planet of yours.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Looks like the kid's pretty talkative tonight. What's cooking? I
- 21:11Speaker 4: don't know, but I don't trust it to.
- 21:12Speaker 8: Flora and fauna maintained in excellent natural balance. No local
- 21:18Speaker 8: say plus has exceeded one percent of the normal population
- 21:21Speaker 8: for the last sixty thousand years. Life on Hicks is predictable.
- 21:26Speaker 8: The weather is controlled within the greatest limits of feasibility.
- 21:30Speaker 8: The symmetry of the landscape is without parallel in the universe.
- 21:35Speaker 6: Very pretty picture, very attractive home world. But I regret
- 21:40Speaker 6: to inform you to our lassies that I've been given
- 21:43Speaker 6: to understand that it pales into insignificance when compared with
- 21:46Speaker 6: another beauty spot in our universe, your Earth. I wish
- 21:50Speaker 6: I could say yes, no, no, This place is so wonderful.
- 21:54Speaker 6: I doubt if an earth man like me could get in.
- 21:56Speaker 6: In fact, I've never seen it, but I've been hearing
- 21:59Speaker 6: about it for some months now, and either it's the
- 22:02Speaker 6: most wonderful place in the universe, or the man who's
- 22:05Speaker 6: been telling me about it is a rotten liar.
- 22:08Speaker 4: Get your gun, kid, get your gun? Why guns? You
- 22:12Speaker 4: call me a liar?
- 22:13Speaker 6: Why use guns when it's possible to prove the thing
- 22:15Speaker 6: one way or another with complete certainty. For months now,
- 22:18Speaker 6: you've been telling me two things, One that you used
- 22:20Speaker 6: to be a gambler. Two, your precious little Ungamina is
- 22:23Speaker 6: the most wonderful place in the universe. The question is
- 22:26Speaker 6: is he the statement true?
- 22:27Speaker 4: They're both true. You'll back them up with my life.
- 22:29Speaker 6: I'm not asking it to back them with your life.
- 22:31Speaker 6: Just back then with that nice little hoarde you've been
- 22:32Speaker 6: accumulating all these years. Well, you said you were a gambler.
- 22:36Speaker 6: Bet with me at prove it?
- 22:38Speaker 4: Suppose I do? How do we prove my statement about
- 22:42Speaker 4: the Lungo mina.
- 22:43Speaker 6: That's easy. We have with us at this table at
- 22:46Speaker 6: hicks Abroad. In a conversation with him, I found out
- 22:49Speaker 6: that he's just visited every planet in the Tazi and shine.
- 22:53Speaker 6: Now is everyone know it's a hicks Abrod never lies.
- 22:57Speaker 6: Do you think you could judge this point? Door losses?
- 23:00Speaker 8: The point can be jud well, gambler, Hey, it's a trick.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Don't bet. How much will you bet? Kid? All?
- 23:08Speaker 6: I got the equivalent of ten years. Pay Well, you're
- 23:15Speaker 6: on to olyasis. Okay?
- 23:19Speaker 7: If I question him, proceed.
- 23:21Speaker 6: You've been to the planet Anitazian shine, which this man
- 23:25Speaker 6: calls his home.
- 23:26Speaker 8: I must ascertain the position of the planet, the fourth planet, Yes,
- 23:32Speaker 8: one with six moons.
- 23:33Speaker 4: That's it.
- 23:34Speaker 7: I've been there.
- 23:35Speaker 8: Recently, as you well know, since we spoke of it
- 23:38Speaker 8: only this afternoon we did speak.
- 23:40Speaker 6: If it that's true? Now, would you tell me you
- 23:43Speaker 6: know the planet? Yes, you know it's geography. I do
- 23:46Speaker 6: not repeat myself. Is it a large planet?
- 23:50Speaker 4: No?
- 23:52Speaker 6: Is it a rich planet?
- 23:53Speaker 7: No?
- 23:55Speaker 6: Was there not a reign of radioactive fallout from an
- 23:57Speaker 6: explosion of a nearby star only five months ago?
- 24:00Speaker 7: There was?
- 24:01Speaker 6: It did not destroy every piece of vegetation and leave
- 24:04Speaker 6: this planet a gutted, smoking ruins, chod and ugly.
- 24:07Speaker 7: It did.
- 24:10Speaker 6: Well, gambling.
- 24:12Speaker 4: You haven't asked him the main question yet, kidd, Would
- 24:15Speaker 4: you like to ask him? All right, hicks abroad? The
- 24:21Speaker 4: question to be judged is this is lu Lungo Miina
- 24:25Speaker 4: the most beautiful and the most wonderful place in the universe?
- 24:29Speaker 7: Yes? It is?
- 24:32Speaker 6: What well, kid, that's a trick. It's a rotten trick.
- 24:35Speaker 4: I don't believe it. The heckses the eyes of the
- 24:38Speaker 4: Hicksaprod are narrow and baleful. As he pushed back his chair.
- 24:41Speaker 4: You could almost feel them burning as he dragged his
- 24:43Speaker 4: scaly feet over toward the kid. He stopped about six
- 24:46Speaker 4: inches from the kid and held both his hands up
- 24:48Speaker 4: palms near the kid's eyes. There was a clicking sound,
- 24:52Speaker 4: and we watched eleven sets of gleaming razorlike claws shoot
- 24:55Speaker 4: up from the tips of the hicks Abrod's fingers. Their
- 24:57Speaker 4: points were almost against the kid's eyes. Look at my hands,
- 25:01Speaker 4: earth man, are they not clean?
- 25:05Speaker 6: Yes?
- 25:05Speaker 7: Do you doubt that I have told the truth?
- 25:09Speaker 4: Do not know? Then?
- 25:11Speaker 8: There is nothing further to discuss. I bow to you, gentlemen.
- 25:16Speaker 8: I thank you for your hospitality. You will excuse me.
- 25:29Speaker 4: We stood around and watched that proud, frightening figure drag
- 25:32Speaker 4: itself out of the room. The kid was trembling like
- 25:35Speaker 4: a leaf as he drew a bank draft for ten
- 25:37Speaker 4: years pay and handed it to Clay Harbing. The next morning,
- 25:41Speaker 4: Clay and I boarded the hicks Abroad ship, and four
- 25:44Speaker 4: days later we touched down at the outer planet of
- 25:47Speaker 4: the Tajan Chain. Well, this is where I get off more.
- 25:53Speaker 4: I I don't know what to say. Really, I guess
- 25:56Speaker 4: you know how I feel, think I do play. Just
- 26:00Speaker 4: say so long, there will be no need for goodbyers.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Both of you are leaving the ship here.
- 26:07Speaker 8: But I thought I intend to return to intergalactic headquarters
- 26:10Speaker 8: empty hand.
- 26:11Speaker 4: Empty handed. But they'll question you. What will you tell them?
- 26:15Speaker 7: The truth?
- 26:15Speaker 8: Of course, But you have told me nothing. But I
- 26:20Speaker 8: assume I am not interested in your assumption. You asked
- 26:23Speaker 8: me my mission. I told you it was a criminal investigation.
- 26:28Speaker 8: You said you assumed you would go back with me,
- 26:30Speaker 8: And I told you when my ship was departing.
- 26:34Speaker 7: There is nothing more to be said.
- 26:36Speaker 4: But surely you know what. Don't say anything. A exerbroad
- 26:40Speaker 4: deals only with facts, what is absolutely known. They're the
- 26:43Speaker 4: most literal beings in the universe. Let it go with that.
- 26:47Speaker 7: Goodbye, gentlemen.
- 26:49Speaker 8: I am grateful for the pleasure of your company.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Five minutes later, Clay, our back and eyes shook hands
- 27:01Speaker 5: at the exit of the spaceport on Tarsa's ten. But
- 27:04Speaker 5: before we parted, there was one thing I had to know, Clay,
- 27:08Speaker 5: one thing before you go. Yes, how did you know
- 27:12Speaker 5: the hicks Abrod would lie about lu Lungamina.
- 27:14Speaker 4: He didn't lie, moor A Hickserbrod never lies, but Lungo
- 27:18Speaker 4: Mina mort let me tell you something. Lulungo mina is
- 27:22Speaker 4: a word in use throughout the Tarsian planets. Actually it's
- 27:27Speaker 4: a hicks Abroad word. It means home. All I did
- 27:32Speaker 4: was ask the hickserbrod if home was beautiful. He simply
- 27:36Speaker 4: said yes, And a hicks Abroad, as everybody knows, doesn't lie.
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- 28:03Speaker 9: the story of a robot therapist that never failed to
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- 28:08Speaker 9: into a typhoid Mary to do so. Galaxy Magazine on
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- 28:18Speaker 9: written by Gordon R. Dixon and adapted for radio by
- 28:21Speaker 9: George Lefferts. Featured in the cast were Ralph Camargo, Ned Weaver,
- 28:26Speaker 9: Jack Grimes, Bob Hastings, and Kermit Murdoch.
- 28:29Speaker 7: You're announcer Fred Collins.
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