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back the Elite 8 is done the sweet 16 and elite
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8 are done. So the final four is set and I Can
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mean I guess I'll give a little update. I mean
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I didn't I bet the first two days so that I bet
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the sweet 16 and I went to and to both of the
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days and Didn't really pay attention to the the
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elite 8 games. So but that's where i'm at i'm
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kind of even um but uh but yeah i'm just uh just
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just chugging right along did have the uh main
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penn state over for college hockey which cashed
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and uh if you're a writer in uh a big fan of
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this show obviously you wrote as well uh you're
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welcome uh some did we uh did we tweet that out
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chris Uh, no, we didn't tweet it. That was a
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show exclusive because going to be honest, I
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forgot I had it until Friday night. I was just
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like on DraftKings looking through my bed slip.
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I was like, Oh yeah, I've got the over at main
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Penn State. Let's go. And it, Hey, it hit baby.
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It did. That's all that matters. Well, Chris,
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how are you since, since the last time we spoke?
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I'm good. Um, doing pretty well on baseball.
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I'm on a little bit of a heater with these home
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run bets. Don't know if you've all seen it. I've
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had three straight days of in a home run prop.
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It was two days ago. I hit two. One plus 600,
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one plus like 425 or something like that. So
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kind of crushing it. Getting my teeth kicked
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in today. There we go. Partially because there
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weren't too many. Like great trends in the trend
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center. Their top one was Blue Jays money line
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and I didn't take it because they lost four in
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a row So it's like, you know what? I'm be responsible.
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I'm not gonna take it. I Ended up betting the
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Nationals who they're playing and the Blue Jays
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just curb stomped So You gotta you gotta wrap
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the trance don't fade the dress Always trust
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him Sometimes you learn that lesson the hard
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way, but yeah did pretty well sweet 16 lead eight
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pre I dominate sweet 16 to think I went like
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six and one or I lost one bet or whatever it
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was and then I'm Me in the elite eight, but found
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a force here. It's awesome. It's the best teams
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but Three college basketball games left and I'm
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sad Yeah, but Coming to the, uh, down to the
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wire, but Sean, how are you? Doing all right.
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Uh, yeah, well, I guess I didn't do so well in
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the Elite Eight. I don't think I want to bet
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in the Elite Eight, which sucks. But, uh, Sweet
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16 paid off, uh, cashed the Tennessee to make
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the Elite Eight future. Unfortunate that they,
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you know, couldn't move further. Uh, Texas Tech.
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back to the lead eight as well. So cash two futures,
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but ultimately didn't really do anything with
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that, with my, you know, straight bets. So it
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is what it is, I guess, but we ride for final
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four and the frozen four. Yes, which I will have
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a full breakdown after we discuss the Final Four.
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Chris, go ahead and fill us in if you're not
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too busy. I see you got your head down on your
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phone, but that's okay. Talk about this Final
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Four. Sorry. I was trying to be funny. Whatever.
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Called out in middle school for being on here.
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Sorry. It's probably the best Final Four we've
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ever had. It's up there. I think it's the second
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time at least in like the, since they've expanded
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to 64 teams that we've had all one seeds in the
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Final Four, it is just far and away the four
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best teams. Like that's, you can't really argue
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that. I mean, obviously they're all one seeds,
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so duh. But just there, aside from, I mean, Duke
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is being the shit out of everyone. It's like
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Arizona gave them like a little scare, but it
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wasn't really, it wasn't real. Auburn kind of
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limped into the tournament. They've they're beating
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the shit out of everyone. Florida's white hot.
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Houston just beat the hell out of Tennessee.
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But I mean, everyone's riding high right now.
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So this is hopefully going to be just two incredible
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or three, I guess, including the Natty just two
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incredible basketball games. Your rounds of basketball,
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I should say. For sure. Pretty. Yeah, I mean,
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yeah, this only happened like one other time
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in like the last 20 years. something like that
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that's it's uh pretty insane 2008 i think it
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was 2008 yeah i forget yeah um and then there's
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been a couple other years where it's like two
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ones a two and a three and you know that's yeah
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close and Of course, you have people on Twitter
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complaining, it's like, oh, it's all chalk, like,
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it's not fun. But also, was it two years ago,
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three years, excuse me, three years ago when
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it was San Diego State, Florida, Atlantic, Yukon
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in Miami, that was two years ago, because I was
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Yukon's first netty. And people were like, this
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is the, like, who cares about San Diego State
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and FAU being in the final four? It's like, okay.
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You can't, you can't win. Yeah. It's like, I
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mean, that's the internet. People bitch at everything,
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but it's just funny every year. I mean, the tournament
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is my favorite time of year. So just to see people
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on online, always bashing it makes me upset,
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but yeah. Yeah. To kind of go over some of the
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games here. I mean, you don't. You don't want
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to say that this was a Rick Barnes let down spot,
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because it wasn't. But I mean, that narrative
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is always going to be out there. But at the end
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of the day, Tennessee just they couldn't hit
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the broad side of a barn. Like they just could
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not make any shot. Got to make your shots, man.
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Yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. They weren't
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taking it for the most part. We're not taking
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bad shots. Some of them were kind of like, okay,
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what the hell are you doing? But for the most
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part, they're open looks. It was, yeah, just
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nobody could get one to fall. It like made a
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little bit of a run towards the end, but Houston
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hit a few threes and just ended up running away
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with it. It sucked. Yeah. It's definitely not
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Rick Barnes fault, but it is, it just sucks.
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And Houston, Houston and Tennessee are the same
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team. It's just Houston is. way better. They
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play like the same style, like just very defensive
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oriented. Like don't score a lot of points, but
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your offense is efficient. And I mean, Tennessee
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just, I mean, they can do anything. It was, it
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was from the jump. It was over. It sucked. I
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was so, I was so sad. Sitting on my couch, just
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five minutes and like, well, glad I got my hopes
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up again. for this. Same fucking thing every
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year. Yeah. I mean, other than I mean, you know,
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just that's a kind of a topic that we cover here
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on the show, just, you know, Tennessee sports.
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But like, other than that, I mean, there's really
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not really much to talk about, honestly. I mean,
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like, every other team just kind of beat the
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shit out of the other one, like And it's Houston
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tech or Houston, Florida, Texas tech was a good
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one. Texas tech choked. Like it was pretty much
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the exact opposite of them, of the Texas tech
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Arkansas game where Texas tech was the one up
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big and ended up just pissing down their leg
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and letting Florida win. That was sad because
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I wanted to see like an upset even though they
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were three. So it's not huge upset, but Yeah,
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I mean, Florida's they I mean, obviously, they're
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in Final Four, they could win the whole thing.
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They're just so good. It pisses me off. Yeah.
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I mean, Duke just beat the shit out of Alabama.
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Like that was I mean, they Alabama can't do it.
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You want to like, same thing like Tennessee that
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like they can make a shot like obviously they
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shot way more of them than Tennessee did. So
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they scored a lot of points, but it was never
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close. And that was another, it was like five,
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10 minutes and you're like, okay, well, Duke's
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just going to be Duke and win this game by 10
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points. And I don't remember what the exact final
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score was, but yeah, they essentially dominated
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them. And shout out us. I believe we went over
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this on the pod, but all those who rode the BYU
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Alabama over that, that cast with like eight
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minutes left in the game. Something insane Yeah,
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I mean Alabama hit I don't know if you guys saw
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but Alabama said tournament record or sweet 16
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record I Think this tournament record for most
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threes hitting a game They hit 25 threes That's
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insane. They shot 51 threes and made half That's
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75 points. I There's a stat I can't remember
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if I sent it to the group chat or not, but if
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they had not made a two -pointer, just on threes
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and free throws alone, they would have won. Yeah,
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I mean, they beat them. And BYU scored like 80
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points. Yeah. That's insane. And then Alabama
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gets their shit rocked by Duke. Fucking way she
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goes. I mean, yeah, Duke is one of the best defensive
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teams in the country. You're not hitting 25 threes
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against them. I don't care how hot you are, you're
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not hitting 25 threes against Duke. I mean, any
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other thoughts on the final four? I mean, it's
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pretty cut and dry, honestly. I mean, this was
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the Sweet 16, but Auburn going on, I think it
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ended up being a 30 to 16 run to end the game
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against Michigan. I was watching the game. I
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was at my parents' house. I went back to Knoxville
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for the weekend, and I was watching it. Michigan
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was up like seven or something like that with
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10 minutes left, roughly. I was like, okay, I
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gotta use the bathroom. So I go upstairs, come
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back down a few minutes later, and Auburn has
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like a 10 point lead. And I was like, what the
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hell happened? And my mom was like, yeah, they're
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on like a 20 to two run. I think I tweeted out,
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I said, it's all funny games until Auburn decides
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to play fuck you basketball. Did they have the
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all time sweatiest coach? Yeah, shut up, Bruce.
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He's probably the main beneficiary of the no
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more suits in college basketball. Yeah, that's
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good for him. It's good luck for him. Yeah. Not
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be drenched. I want to do it one more time though.
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Bust out the suit and sweat through it one more
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time. Yeah. I will say just going back to kind
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of the elite eight. Some of the worst beats I've
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ever had came from the elite eight and the sweet
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16 that Who is Michigan State playing Ole Miss
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Ole Miss, Michigan State Michigan State minus
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three and a half was an all -timer Like that
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was so fucking bad. I didn't think that game
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it bounced and it looked like it okay. Okay,
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so I was at Me, my mom and my sister were at
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a bar to watch the Tennessee game and that was
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on right before it. So I'm at kind of like an
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angle watching the TV and they don't give a shit,
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but I'm trying to like pay attention to their
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conversation and also watch this game out of
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the corner of my eye, sweating the three and
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a half. I was like, as Ole Miss was in batting,
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I was like, okay, just please for the love of
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God, because I've got burned on like these backdoor
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covers and like. something going over by half
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a point twice, I feel like in the last two rounds.
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So like, okay, just for once, the gambling gods
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have to be on my side. And I saw it bounce off
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the heel of the rim. I was like, oh, finally
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I catch a break. And it just goes in. And Ole
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Miss loses by three. And it was just brutal.
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Having to not completely lose my shit. Well,
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after that happened was very hard. Yeah, I didn't
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get to see the ending of that game, but I did
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see the final score and I was like, what the
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hell? Because I also had Michigan State minus
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three and a half. I just didn't see the they
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had it man that I live better than I should tweet
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this out, but I live better than that halftime.
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And that thank God that I had that because if
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not, I would have lost my mind. Also, this was
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from last week, but I completely forgot to mention
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it. Was it UConn? Florida. Oh. Florida. Under?
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Yeah. That one was rough. That was cruising the
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entire game and I forget how many they think
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they scored 13 points in the final minute Something
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like that. Yeah, it was yeah What's his fucking
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name Liam McKinley, is that his name? Yeah McKinney,
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but yeah McKinney. Yeah, sir He has a special
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place in hell for shooting that he does and I
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don't know if y 'all have been paying attention
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to like the commercials, but there's these commercials
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that play basically saying like stop bullying
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college athletes for not winning your bets. I
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am not on that side. That dude can go rot in
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hell. He I had that under I had it. I had it
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and I lost it in the worst possible way. Just
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a meaningless three that he banked in at the
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buzzer that was I remember watching that and
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because I remember thinking okay last possession
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Sean had like I knew you had the under and I
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was once it's once they started piling up points
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in the last 30 seconds like oh shit this is a
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sweat I was like okay no Tom fuckery here and
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then of course he banks it in and that's just
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wasn't even like with you but I was just oh Damn
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it. As soon as that went in, one of our guys
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in the group chat was like, Sean, I'm so sorry.
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And like, that was like, there's that. There's
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Michigan State. I've had some of the worst beats
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in March Madness than I have had in a very long
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time. Like, I try to think back on them and they
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go, they don't go back or they go back pretty
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far. Like from my last one, I guess I have to
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pull them up, but I had a few rough ones and
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like the second round I think I had three in
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one night that were just God punches. Oh, yeah,
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it was a Michigan State, New Mexico in Mexico
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plus seven and a half there I don't think this
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was like a bad beat per se but they were Michigan
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State was like either losing or winning by like
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for the whole game And then they win by eight.
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I don't think it was like a shot at the buzzer
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or anything like that, but they went from not
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covering the entire game to winning by eight
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in the final 30 seconds. I had another rough
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one. It was like a shit. What was it? I guess.
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I mean, a bad beat for me would be Colorado State
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Moneyline. Because I mean, oh, yeah, that's yeah,
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that's pretty bad. Well, all right. Oh, but Sean,
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you are free to bully Lee McKinney now, because
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he declared for the NBA draft. Of course. I mean,
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so you can you can bully him without repercussions.
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Yes. He's no longer a college player. Well, there
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wasn't even repercussions on it. It was just
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like, stop doing this. It's like a it's like
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a PSA, like, stop, stop doing this. and I really,
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really wanted to just bully him. You're like,
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you fuck. I think you should be allowed to do
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it if they're over like 23. If they're 23 and
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up, you should be allowed to be like a, not like
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a death threat or anything. Let's not get crazy,
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but just throw like a, hey man, go fuck yourself.
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Yeah, just a quick fuck you and let it be done.
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Let the day go on. You can suck my dick and balls.
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Sorry, though, but I mean, that's fine. If these
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if these college athletes are this soft, you
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know, they're not going to make it. That's why
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I've seen people on Twitter being like, this
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is what like role players in the NBA go through
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on a nightly basis. It's like you didn't score
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eight points. That's like the third man off the
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bench. Go fuck yourself. And they don't get they
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they don't give a shit about our parlays or our
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belts But like they still take it like they they
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take that heat because like this is the reality
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And like that gambling is legal in a lot of states
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now, especially online You're gonna catch some
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heat dude. Like that's just part of I mean, you're
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gonna catch some heat even if we weren't gambling
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You drop that pass. You're gonna catch some heat
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Yeah, I mean like let's not act like DMing athletes
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is like the gamblers fault. Like this has been
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happening since like the dawn of time. It's the
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stone age. Yeah. Yes. Ever since caveman, some
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caveman dropped a rock and when he wasn't supposed
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to and got clubbed to death because he lost their
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game. Yeah. Yeah. The game of rock and also.
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Yes. This is the players getting world. With
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the players getting paid now, with the players
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getting paid now, it also like makes me not really
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sympathize with them as much. So if you're just
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like some like 19 year old just out there for
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the love of the game and you brick a three at
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the end of the game or something, yeah, maybe
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you don't send them something. But now that you're
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getting paid more money than I'll possibly ever
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see and you're 18 years old, yeah, I... Yeah,
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I don't really feel bad. So the point here is
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we advocate bullying fully before that character
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I Mean I just go back at two seasons ago and
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look at all the stuff we said about cadareus.
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Tell me We're very probable We're very probably
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we were right though. Oh Yes, a hundred percent.
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Everybody was right about that guy. He stinks.
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I can't believe he was lined up off sides on
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that and cost me chiefs money. That's one I'll
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never forget. That stupid bastard. But yeah,
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you made a good point about the money, though.
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Like if you're getting paid to do this, you could
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take a little heat on the internet. Again, no
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death threats. Nothing like that. No, like bring
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anyone's family into it. But a quick like go
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fuck yourself. Don't can I guess where can we
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kind of to condone it but perfectly acceptable?
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Yeah Don't do it. But but if it happens I'm not
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gonna I'm not gonna lose sleep for these Multi
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-millionaire college athletes. No, I mean you're
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gonna listen to are you gonna listen to a commercial
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or three guys that have a podcast I Know what
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side I'm on. Yeah, listen to a commercial or
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be cool. Yeah Go smoke some cigarettes while
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you're at it. Bully those children. Make you
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real cool. What? What do you mean? I'll burn
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your house down. It's been rough. Like these
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bad beats. Just wanted to kill people to go fuck
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themselves, you know? This wasn't March Madness
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bad beat, but it was minutes after. uh losing
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michigan state minus three and a half i had uh
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the pirates minus one and a half cruising the
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whole game they're up four nothing top the ninth
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marlin's hit a three run homer final score four
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three that happened 20 minutes after i lost michigan
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state just sitting at the table just got the
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score notifications threw my phone down and then
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like i'm with my family who They don't give a
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shit. And so they're like, Chris, what happened?
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It's like, nothing. Yeah, just don't worry about
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it. I can't be like, oh, the Marlins did a three
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run home run in the top of the night. And I lost
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$10. But yeah, it was. But yeah, just the fact,
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just two. Gut punches within 30 minutes of each
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other. I would honestly. I would honestly say
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something like that gets to you more than someone
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online saying how you had a great game, but you
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can go fuck yourself. You know what I mean? Like.
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As a gambler, if you lose, if you have two kind
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of bad beats in a row, you have gone through
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more emotional turmoil than some kid on the Internet
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that is getting that had a fantastic game, but
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ended up losing. Yeah, but. just declared for
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the NBA draft, you know, but might have a little
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bullying in his comment section. Oh no. Who went
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through more turmoil? Me. Yes, you. Exactly.
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It's a fact. I mean, the math makes sense. It's
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making incredibly great sense to me. And I'm
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sure other gamblers will feel the same way. They
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should. A loss? Knife to the heart Knife to the
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heart straight through the losses hurt more than
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the wins feel good Yes, yeah lot the heartbreaking
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losses, yeah, definitely yeah These athletes
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just don't know what we go through I mean they
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really they really don't they don't understand
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because they can't do it They can't bet they're
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not allowed to bet they don't know what it's
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like. They don't know the feeling they can still
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be degenerate gamblers just not on their sport
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i think because mike was a degenerate gambler
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famously you're gonna have to do more than mike
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vick jordan oh jordan okay michael took me a
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second there too i was like i thought you're
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talking about someone we knew yeah i was like
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huh but no i was trying to be cool i mean he
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uh well nobody really calls him mike i don't
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think college they do but I don't think college
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athlete, I don't know what the rule for college
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is, if you can bet at all or not. Yeah, in college
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is probably, I know like NFL and NBA, like if
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you're a pro, you can bet on anything but your
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sport or your league, whatever. But yeah, I don't
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know about college. Yeah, there's probably a
27:20
little bit more regulation on that. I don't know.
27:26
I don't know why it just feels like There would
27:28
be. Well, some of them are eight or like 18,
27:32
19 years old. So. Oh, yeah. You got to be got
27:36
to be 21. Most states. So but nowadays, I mean,
27:40
shit, some of them are 25. So who knows? Right.
27:48
Is that is that it for basketball? I guess I'm
27:52
done, Greg. Well, what do you all got for Saturday's
27:55
game? Do you have anything locked in yet? Well,
27:57
I'm going to take Houston. Oh, you are. I'm taking
28:01
Duke. Well, we have the future on Houston to.
28:04
Yeah, I know. This is sort of a I hate to say
28:06
sort of a hedge. I don't want to say I'm hedging
28:08
because I just think Duke is that good. So it's
28:12
like I think Duke will probably went by what
28:16
I think they'll cover, obviously. But if they
28:19
don't, awesome. I still got Houston in the bag,
28:21
like in my back pocket. I don't know if that's
28:26
hedging or not. if I genuinely think they'll
28:29
lose. But I like this would be the time to hedge
28:36
though. Yeah. Yeah. Again, I don't know if it's,
28:41
I just genuinely think Google beat them big thing.
28:44
It could be about like 10 plus. So it's not just,
28:48
I'm not taking it for the sake of hedging. I
28:54
don't know what I'm gonna do with Florida Auburn
28:55
though. That game has me in a torture chamber.
28:58
I think? I was thinking about the over. I was
29:01
thinking about the under. Just seems like too
29:03
many points. Given the way this tournament's
29:09
gone, it wouldn't surprise me at all. Because
29:11
I feel like the over hits almost every other
29:13
game. But I don't know. I think... Consult. The
29:23
the trend center real fast do they have anything
29:26
up for it? I haven't I haven't checked in a couple
29:28
days See, there's a couple there's like ten trends
29:33
for Duke Four trends for Florida and then I can't
29:45
bet on Duke and I don't think my body will physically
29:50
allow me to do it. And, uh, I, I did say though
29:56
under or for the Duke Houston or Duke. Oh really?
30:02
Yeah. For the under there. Interesting. I think
30:05
I might do that. I think I might do that under.
30:10
I don't know. Oh yeah. There's a, there's a trend
30:14
for Florida that's on a six game heater. And
30:16
one that's on a three. I don't know. Check the
30:21
Twitter. I'll have one for both, but I'm definitely
30:23
taking it. Of course. Also, shout out Chris.
30:30
Pick given out last week for opening day, Tyler
30:34
O 'Neill. Whatever his name is. Tyler O 'Neill.
30:40
Six straight opening days with a dinger. Incredible.
30:43
First try. Yep. I mean, I took that as well and
30:47
incredible. Shit cashed. I do have one thing.
30:55
OK, but this Final Four. Seven of the last eight
30:59
Final Four teams playing in their home state
31:02
have won their Final Four game. So obviously,
31:05
Houston being in Texas, Final Four being played
31:08
in San Antonio. Houston's plus 210 currently
31:12
to win. to go to the championship. It's all that
31:18
already have the future on Houston. I'm probably
31:23
going to take Houston. It might not be. Might
31:26
be a blowout. I mean, I don't think it'll be
31:29
a blowout. Houston has lost one game in regulation
31:33
all season. I don't think it'd be a blowout.
31:37
I think I do think Duke will win. I think the
31:39
one by seven to 10. personally, but I don't think
31:42
it's going to be like Duke wins by 20. It's tough
31:48
to say. I've been wrong many times. This is just
31:52
an unofficial trend, not from the trend center,
31:58
obviously. Sounds like you're just making it
32:00
up. I'm not making it up. I know. You say it's
32:04
unofficial. Maybe someone else is making it up.
32:07
I just had to look it up. I'm not going to fact
32:10
check it. I saw it on the internet. It must be
32:13
true. Yes. Okay, Houston's 220. So their line
32:19
has moved. So. What's the spread? Is it still
32:26
four and a half? Five? Okay. I might just go
32:28
ahead and hop on it in case it moves. Really
32:36
want to take Houston, but this kind of seems
32:37
like a Don't listen to your brain type play Because
32:46
it's like Fuck There I do think whoever should
32:50
have everyone yeah, I do think whoever wins this
32:53
game will win the Natty Regardless of like if
32:59
Houston wins and if it's Houston, Florida, I
33:01
take Houston come in honest Of course. That makes
33:06
sense. God, Fusing could win. That would really
33:11
be clutch. Yeah. What's your future again? 20
33:18
,000. Plus 700? I think I got... I got to log
33:24
into DraftKings now. Oh, Ovashenin just scored.
33:30
Uh -oh. Three to go. I got Houston at plus 600.
33:36
I think I got the same. I put a unit and a half
33:41
on it like I just put one. Oh yeah. But I might
33:50
go Florida as well. Florida minus two and a half
33:53
looks kind of nice. Yeah, I got 600. Alright,
33:58
moving on from basketball and other random topics.
34:02
the frozen for is here and I Like I said, I didn't
34:09
really page and after the the sweet 16 I was
34:14
mainly paying attention to college hockey Because
34:17
it is electric and I'm having a very fun time
34:21
Watching college hockey and I kind of feel like
34:26
I'm a bit more educated this year for my pick
34:30
then Than in the past two years But so the the
34:36
frozen four teams are Denver Western Michigan
34:41
BU and Penn State and As I said a month or two
34:48
ago, maybe something like it was like a month
34:50
ago Right at that point it was like Denver is
34:55
The team it's either gonna be Denver or BC and
34:59
it turns out I didn't have to make that decision.
35:03
It was made for me. And Denver ended up beating
35:08
BC to go to the Frozen Four. And I had two units
35:15
on both of them to win the whole thing. From
35:20
and they're just bonus bets that I got from the
35:24
the new sports book that came to Tennessee So
35:26
I am I'm sort of playing with house money right
35:28
now. So right now I have Denver plus a thousand
35:33
future to win the frozen for I got two units
35:38
on that Just with bonus bets and right now there
35:42
are plus 200 to win the whole thing now Denver's
35:47
still my official pick But I think I'm gonna
35:51
hedge a little bit Because I'm playing with house
35:55
money. I'm playing with bonus bets here and It
36:00
kind of just covers the board a little bit more
36:03
my backup pick which I'm probably gonna put a
36:06
unit on this is Penn State there plus 400 400
36:11
I think or yeah The plus 400 to win the whole
36:15
thing as well. I think Penn State is on fire
36:21
right now. They beat the wheels off of Maine
36:25
5 -1, also cashed the over, which was fantastic.
36:32
They had a fucking awesome game against UConn
36:37
to go to the Frozen Four. This is the first time
36:39
Penn State has been to the Frozen Four. So they
36:42
probably won't win the whole thing, but hey,
36:47
I'm here to have fun. So I, yeah, the official
36:52
pick is Denver plus 200. I know it's a kind of
36:55
juicy. This is probably the juiciest. Anything
37:00
plus money isn't juicy, but. Yeah, but you know,
37:05
it's not great odds, but. You double your money.
37:08
What are you talking about? It's great odds.
37:12
Compared to the picks I've had the last two years.
37:15
OK. Fair. Because last year was like plus 400.
37:19
And then it was around that for for Quinnipiac
37:23
as well. The year before. So this is like the
37:27
most, I don't know, chalk pick, but I got at
37:32
it pretty early. So. Yeah, and then I'm throwing
37:38
a unit on Penn State to win the whole thing as
37:41
well. They are electric to watch. They have Aiden
37:45
Fink. He hasn't. done a lot the tournament but
37:49
he is an amazing college hockey player definitely
37:53
keep keeping on that guy but but yeah it just
37:59
kind of looks like Denver is far and above every
38:04
better than everyone else I mean like their goalie
38:06
is so fucking good he's probably gonna win the
38:09
Mike Richter award which is the college hockey
38:12
Vesna And there it's they have the best coach
38:18
They have the best players and Yeah, they're
38:24
far above the better team so I mean that's kind
38:27
of it for for college hockey the the game start
38:31
Well when you're listening to this it'll be Thursday.
38:34
So Thursday today And yeah, then the the championship
38:40
game will be Saturday and then then I'm gonna
38:43
cash up plus 1000 bet. Probably the biggest odds
38:51
I've ever had for for a bet. Chris, I think you're
38:56
muted. But but yeah, that's that's kind of just
39:05
what I got. I do if we're thinking about games
39:11
to bet on in the in the previous rounds. uh the
39:15
bu penn state game i see that being uh being
39:19
an over um me personally i haven't looked at
39:23
the line but bu i got it right here uh six both
39:30
games are six and a half six and a half i'd probably
39:34
lean the under on the denver game but and obviously
39:40
denver money line but um But like the the Penn
39:46
State Penn State can score and be you can also
39:50
score but they have no defense They beat some
39:54
poor school in the first round like eight to
39:57
one be you did But but yeah Chris are you having
40:05
technical difficulties? Can you hear me? Yeah.
40:09
Yeah. Okay. I don't know what that was I was
40:14
saying, what's the Denver money line? It's minus
40:18
130. Not terrible. That's pretty good. If you
40:23
parlay the under and the money line, it gives
40:25
you an even 200. Just throwing that out there.
40:31
Maybe. We shall see. Sounds fun. I do want to
40:37
say that I put three units on Denver. And then
40:41
one unit on Penn State, just for fun. Because
40:46
Penn State, if Penn State comes back and like
40:50
wins the whole, not comes back, but if they shock
40:53
everyone and win the whole thing, I'll still
40:57
be up. So a little hedge, I guess, but not really.
41:02
I'm at third. Go DU. Yeah, let's go pioneers.
41:08
I'll probably throw a unit on Penn State just
41:10
to win tomorrow or Thursday at plus 120, but
41:15
I'm riding with Denver the whole way. Oh yeah.
41:20
Denver's a, Denver's a, a fun, a fun team. Um,
41:26
I believe I couldn't, I can't remember if it
41:30
was Penn State versus it was Penn State versus
41:33
Yukon and Yukon was down. One trying to score
41:39
a goal to tie it up They eventually did but this
41:43
fucking guy tried the Michigan mid game and the
41:47
defenseman for Penn State Leveled him He fucking
41:54
creamed him dude. It was awesome A nice cream
42:02
Yes He creamed him nicely. A little inside joke.
42:12
So, Will, Denver won it last year, correct? Correct.
42:18
Did you buy a shirt last year? No. Are you going
42:22
to buy one this year? Oh, yeah, it's free money.
42:25
I feel like you have to now. If they win, you
42:27
absolutely have to. Well, he has the Quinn PX
42:30
shirt, but he never got around to buying the
42:32
Denver one. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like you
42:36
got to go more expensive now. You got to go like
42:38
a sweatshirt or something, like a long sleeve.
42:42
Oh, boy. The Quinnipiac shirt I have is starting
42:46
to fade. Like, it started to fade pretty quickly
42:50
after I got it. So I might try and navigate.
42:55
I don't think it was China. Shout out the Quinnipiac
42:59
Athletic Department for their quality merchandise.
43:04
Yeah, I mean it might as well Small -town Connecticut.
43:09
It might have just well been that Just some seamstresses
43:13
in a factory sweatshop There's a great college
43:19
hockey merch it's a great crew neck sweatshirt
43:22
for the University of Denver on Amazon Feel like
43:28
you got a trigger on something something like
43:31
that. We'll see If they win, you have to. I might
43:35
if they win, honestly. It's not even my pick.
43:40
I was looking at it because I was like, I want
43:42
to see what their merch is like, but it's kind
43:46
of... It's not the greatest. There's not much.
43:52
When I was looking for the Quinnipiac t -shirt,
43:56
I was just like, this is difficult. Like there's
44:01
just no, there's no options. And then I found
44:05
a shirt, but yeah, go figure. I usually do that
44:13
with like college basketball teams that I ride
44:16
either during the season or during the tournament.
44:18
And I can't really do that this year. Well, I
44:21
guess I could, but I don't want to because the
44:22
team I've been petting the most in the tournament
44:24
is Duke. And fuck that. Yeah, someone might fight
44:30
you. I'd fight myself if I ever put on a Duke
44:35
shirt. I don't care how much money you make me.
44:40
Fuck you. Right. Still have that Drake hat. I
44:48
need to dig that up. I haven't worn that in a
44:50
long time. I remember that hat. That was from
44:55
a few years ago. That was just during the season
44:56
because there was one year they went like 28
45:00
and like four against the spread or something
45:02
like that. I remember that. I was saying, I mean,
45:05
they were free and they were beating the shit
45:07
out of teams. It was awesome. They were free
45:09
money every night. Oh yeah. Shout out Drake.
45:15
Shout out. Well, Josh, I never got around to
45:18
buying the, uh, the old pioneers merch, but I
45:22
got it this year. If they went, if they went,
45:25
I'll probably do that too. Honestly. Yeah. So
45:29
I have to... So it's very possible the next pod
45:32
you see we will all be wearing DU shirts because
45:34
Amazon's quick like that. Oh, is it on Amazon?
45:38
Yeah, you can get those on Amazon. Usually you
45:41
have to just buy from the team store or something.
45:43
I mean, I think you could buy anything on Amazon.
45:48
Interesting. I want hammers, bananas, eagles,
45:53
and a falcon's beak. And it's right there. But
46:00
yes, that is the Frozen 4 breakdown. Will's famous
46:05
Frozen 4 breakdown that he does every year. T10
46:11
so far. Yep. Let's see. How many units am I up
46:17
like all time? Probably like 15? Maybe? If it's
46:22
just picking a champion, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah,
46:28
yeah. Don't hate that. Nothing wrong with that.
46:33
Well, actually. 10 and another 10. It's 20. And
46:42
probably. I probably have 25 units, actually,
46:46
when I think about it. Based on based on my unit
46:50
size, but I mean, it's still a unit's a unit.
46:53
Doesn't matter. I think at the time. that Quinn
46:57
Piek bet was Will's largest unit plate. That
47:01
was like, yeah. That was like four units. Yeah.
47:05
Yeah. I was going to say, I remember you were
47:08
all in on them, like heavy. So his whole logic
47:11
was, well, your whole, I remember talking about
47:14
it because it was when we were at the like kitchen
47:17
table days and you were like, they're not the
47:23
team that's most likely to win. But they're not
47:26
the team that's least likely to win. They're
47:28
the most middle team. And that's my pick. If
47:32
you just rode that. It worked out. It's never
47:36
the best team in college hockey that wins. You're
47:40
contradicting yourself now. Well, yeah. Denver's
47:44
the best team left. The best team in college
47:46
hockey was BC, and they beat BC. Okay. Lawyered.
47:56
Okay I don't know It's fine. I don't know who's
48:01
like I assume all of these teams are good. They're
48:03
in the frozen four They've got to be good Yeah,
48:09
I mean, um, I mean Western Michigan They haven't
48:14
been good in a while and they kind of came out
48:17
of nowhere, but But yeah, they're a great team.
48:20
They they scored a bunch. I think they they beat
48:23
someone like five 5 -0 their first round. I think
48:30
they upset Michigan State. Someone upset Michigan
48:33
State, and that was crazy. But BU is a little
48:41
bit of a surprise. They had taken a step back
48:46
this year, but they made the tournament. They
48:49
made it this far, so more power to them. Penn
48:54
State. they've been building their program for
48:57
quite a while um yeah man yeah when i when i
49:03
bet on bc and denver to win it all bc was the
49:09
favorite to win it all at the time at plus 320
49:13
and then denver was plus a thousand like denver
49:17
was like seventh on like the list to uh to win
49:22
it all but hey man coach carl taylor best coach
49:27
in college hockey um but yeah that's uh that's
49:32
all i got i don't know do we uh do we have any
49:34
other things we want to discuss or pitot bats
49:40
good or bad oh yeah what's this thing with bats
49:44
i don't uh i haven't followed it one bit i mean
49:48
yeah the yankees just invented a new bat that's
49:52
like Amazing. But other, other teams and other
49:56
players have them, correct? Yeah. Uh, the Reds
49:59
used them or a couple of Reds players used them
50:02
a couple of nights ago. And then, but yeah, the
50:04
Yankees were like the first ones, at least to
50:06
my knowledge, they were the first ones that used
50:08
them. I could be wrong. There could be some like
50:11
center fielder for the twins who used it first.
50:14
And I don't know, but the Yankees, yeah, they,
50:17
so it essentially, I don't know. how they do
50:21
this. This is like some nerdy baseball shit.
50:24
The bat is like they put more wood in like the
50:28
center, like where the logo of the bat is. So
50:32
it's like essentially helps like shitty hitters
50:36
just wail on the thing. And then the Yankees
50:40
use it for the first time this season and they
50:42
put up a 20 spot on the pruders. And I bet I
50:47
bet the under in that game. not knowing that
50:50
they were cheating using torpedo bats. But yeah,
50:55
so no bunch of other players using it. It'll
51:00
probably be banned at some point. If it I mean,
51:05
who knows if this will even like catch on the
51:07
Yankees have. I mean, they're still good. They
51:10
lost last night. Yeah, last night. And then the
51:14
Reds like a couple players used them. They scored
51:17
12 runs the first game they used them, they have
51:20
not scored a run since. So, but that's just the
51:24
Reds. So bad luck. They do that. So yeah. Or
51:27
witchcraft. Yeah, that's true. So who knows if,
51:32
I mean, if teams just keep using them and every
51:35
final score is like 18 to 16, then yes, that
51:38
would be awesome. But that'll probably get banned.
51:42
It's like the steroids arrow without the roids.
51:45
Yeah. But it's just. messed up looking bad. I've
51:50
seen, I saw a bunch of tweets being like back
51:51
in my day, people just took anabolic steroids
51:54
like men. And then I think the next day a Braves
51:58
player got popped for PEDs. So yeah, torpedo
52:07
bats. I like them. I think it's entertaining.
52:10
I would like to know ahead of time, which teams
52:14
and which players will use them. I think that's
52:17
fair. I would like a list because then I wouldn't
52:21
bet the under and they go on to score 20 runs.
52:26
You just made the list. Shout out the Yankees.
52:30
I don't really feel bad for these college athletes.
52:32
This made me think of that. I don't feel bad
52:34
at all for these college athletes getting sharp
52:35
because I got heckled for taking the under in
52:37
that game by friend of the show, Rick Dixon.
52:44
How's that underwork out for you? I saw that
52:52
interaction on Twitter and I was like, God. I
52:56
mean, I texted, I texted, I texted Chris privately
53:00
and I was like, I apologize for my dad. And he
53:02
was like, I had it coming. I bet an under in
53:05
a game. They dropped 20 to nine and I took under
53:08
eight and a half. It was over halfway to the
53:11
second inning. Yep. But yeah, so that made me
53:16
think it was like, yeah, I don't really feel
53:17
bad for these college athletes anymore. I'm out
53:19
here getting shirt. Yeah, exactly. And I don't
53:23
I lose money. We get shirt too. Yeah. That's
53:27
what we call a callback in the business. You
53:29
know, straight. So, yeah, we college athletes,
53:33
we gamblers that tweet out our picks and you
53:36
get. Comments like from my dad or you get comments
53:39
like all chalk, you know from random strangers
53:42
on the internet. It's like Yeah We get bullied
53:46
two guys. It's okay. Everyone gets both everyone
53:49
gets over just like you you're not different
53:53
you're not different because you make thousands
53:56
of millions of dollars and go to school for free
53:59
and Live the ultimate college experience to be
54:04
honest, you're not different than us We have
54:08
it harder than you. You can argue that. I think
54:15
I could make argument for that. I think you just
54:17
did, actually. I think I could go deeper into
54:20
it, but I'm not. I do want to move on to baseball
54:28
season opening up last week. I think it's a perfect
54:33
time to talk about the most interesting ballpark
54:36
foods of the 2025 season. I don't know if you
54:40
guys have seen any of these. All right. First
54:44
up, we got cotton candy fries from the Toronto
54:48
Blue Jays. No. Okay. Just let me... Hold on.
54:54
I didn't know if you were gonna... I'm gonna
54:56
explain. I'm gonna explain. Cotton candy fries.
54:59
It's blue and white cotton candy and mayo based
55:04
drizzle on french fries So I I like mayonnaise
55:10
and fries. I think that's an underrated combo
55:12
But what I think it's a slept on combo truthfully
55:15
But the cotton candy no No, no. Thank you. It
55:20
says mayo based Exactly. So I imagine it's more
55:24
of an aioli, I guess. And the mayonnaise is cotton
55:32
candy with mayonnaise is also blue. I'd try it.
55:39
Okay. Oh, yeah. I think we can. Will, would you
55:42
be willing to put in these images into the show?
55:45
Just to give a reference. Can you send them all
55:47
to me? Yes. Of course. Yeah. Okay. No. Google
55:52
yourself. Next up from the Yankees, tiramisu
56:01
helmet. So it is tiramisu in a helmet. I am not
56:12
a big fan of tiramisu because I don't really
56:14
like coffee. I obviously know what that is, being
56:18
a sophisticated gentleman, but explain to some
56:21
of our less fortunate listeners what tiramisu
56:25
is. So tiramisu is mostly like coffee based.
56:29
It's more of like an espresso type of like crumble,
56:33
but it's mainly like lady finger cookies. It's
56:39
like kind of cookie based, but then you also
56:42
have like the cream of like a coffee. Oh, wait,
56:46
I'm sorry. So let's back that up. Okay, go ahead,
56:50
Will. So it's ladyfingers dipped in espresso.
56:53
And it's kind of like, it's kind of like a lasagna.
56:57
You dip the ladyfingers in the espresso, and
56:59
then that's your first layer. And then you have
57:02
like Italian, what? That's what it is. That's
57:05
a perfect description. I'm sure it is. I just
57:08
wasn't expecting. Like tiramisu is like lasagna.
57:12
I just wasn't expecting that. It's like a sweet
57:15
lasagna. It's like how pop tarts are ravioli.
57:18
It's like the same thing. It's true. Sure. Yeah,
57:25
it's Ladyfingers. And then it's like, like Italian
57:28
kind of like a cream, like Mars Capone cheese
57:31
kind of base type thing. That part is good. And
57:35
then like maybe some like chocolate drizzle.
57:38
And then Ladyfingers dipped in espresso again.
57:40
And then, you know, it's the layers. um and then
57:43
it's kind of like uh covered in like cocoa powder
57:48
on top and like sometimes nuts um yep so in the
57:53
description it says espresso marzipan cream lady
57:57
finger cookies cocoa powder yeah i don't really
58:01
like coffee so i don't know i don't know about
58:04
that one i think it's pretty good but would you
58:07
eat it out of a helmet He's the ultimate question.
58:10
Probably. I'd take a bite. That's such a weird
58:13
choice to make at the ballpark. We're not even
58:21
to like the weird stuff yet. Okay. All right.
58:26
Next. Surf and turf from the Chicago White Sox.
58:31
From the south side of Chicago, get the most
58:33
premium surf and turf you can. No, okay next
58:39
up from the Kansas City Royals. We got the blue
58:41
velvet whoopsie pie Which is a blue velvet cake
58:44
and vanilla fluff. It is literally like two Pancakes
58:49
with like cream in the middle and it's got it.
58:53
They're they're blue the like the things are
58:56
blue about it and they've got about it like they've
58:59
got like Like almost a glitter topping on top
59:03
of it as well Sounds fantastic. I tried that.
59:07
That's a boom. Okay, we can't be stealing from
59:11
the Kings. Okay. What is this, like, whoopsie
59:15
pie? I don't know exactly what a whoopsie pie
59:23
is, but I think it's a play on something else.
59:27
Or maybe it's a Kansas City, Missouri, Kansas
59:30
thing. I don't know. Yeah. Sounds fantastic.
59:33
I would eat that. I would pull hard, just buy
59:37
the whole thing. I was like, I will eat this
59:39
entire thing. Okay. It's probably move on. Yes.
59:43
Okay. So next from the Baltimore Orioles, the
59:48
warehouse burger, two beef patties topped with
59:52
queso, fried onions, pickle de gallo, pickle
59:58
de gallo, not pico. And whistle sauce, I don't
1:00:03
know what whistle sauce is, but served on a pretzel
1:00:06
bun. This thing looks like a monstrosity. So
1:00:12
I'm not a pickle guy, but I would eat that. I
1:00:19
fucking love burgers. I think that would give
1:00:24
me diarrhea. All of these foods are giving you
1:00:27
diarrhea. There's that one about that that one
1:00:30
more than the others I would okay immediately
1:00:33
have to like the family guy bit have to go Go
1:00:37
to a stall with no door Another thing I'm gonna
1:00:45
go pee in the stairway Another thing pretzel
1:00:50
buns need to go away. Thank you. I don't Give
1:00:54
me a regular fucking bun. Just give me, yeah,
1:00:56
give me a regular, but I don't need this fancy.
1:00:59
Like it's just, it's so dry. I don't need that
1:01:02
pretzel buns, pretzel, anything that's not a
1:01:06
pretzel. Get out of my face with that. Yeah.
1:01:08
So already when you've got like fried onions
1:01:11
and you've got a whistle sauce and you know,
1:01:16
two smashed beef patties. You're already toeing
1:01:20
the line on over sodium and you want to add a
1:01:24
pretzel to that? Like dude, I am going to die
1:01:27
of dehydration. All of that water will be sucked
1:01:32
out of my life. I don't know. I will eat this.
1:01:37
This is no problem for me. Like I will. I will
1:01:41
eat it, but I will feel terrible afterwards.
1:01:43
I'm sure it tastes phenomenal. I'm not doubting
1:01:46
that. I just, I will. and ending in a half later,
1:01:49
probably be out for the rest of the game. Yes.
1:01:52
This is an end of the game meal. This is when
1:01:55
you try to soak up all the alcohol. Then you
1:01:57
just, you're taking, making a race back to your
1:02:00
house or the hotel. Got to race against the clock.
1:02:07
Yeah. As soon as you take that first bite, the
1:02:10
clock starts. All right. Next one up. The s'mores
1:02:16
quesadilla from the Philadelphia Phillies Nutella
1:02:22
mini marshmallows and graham cracker crumble
1:02:24
in a single crispy flour tortilla served with
1:02:28
a chocolate dipping sauce Honestly, I know like
1:02:35
that could that could be a nice tasty treat that
1:02:38
sounds that sounds like something like someone
1:02:41
thinks of when they get stoned and like They
1:02:44
don't have a lot of ingredients, but they make
1:02:48
that. That sounds fantastic. It's like, what
1:02:51
do we have to eat? Well, I got some tortillas
1:02:53
and some marshmallows. That's exactly what it
1:02:58
sounds like. It's nutella in the back of the
1:03:01
pantry. It's been here for four years. It's probably
1:03:04
still good. Let's fucking make something. I'd
1:03:09
eat the shit out of this. That sounds delicious.
1:03:12
Again, I kind of want to make that. Okay, so
1:03:17
honestly, this one to me is probably the we got
1:03:22
to move a little faster. But this one to me is
1:03:25
probably like the one that I want to try the
1:03:28
most. And we can make this happen this year.
1:03:31
The Cincinnati Reds have the Reds Island Griller.
1:03:38
Hepler sausage. pineapple salsa and koji sweet
1:03:41
garlic barbecue sauce served on a koji roll a
1:03:45
hoagie roll excuse me this thing looks delicious
1:03:49
i'm a big fan of like pineapple on things um
1:03:55
i'm a big advocate for pineapple on pizza um
1:03:59
i know it's not a popular opinion but i would
1:04:03
eat the hell out of this thing i've seen pictures
1:04:06
of it i haven't seen it in person but i It looks
1:04:09
very good. Yes. Yes. What do you eat the hell
1:04:13
out of it? I haven't been raised with its presence,
1:04:16
but it sounds good. Yeah. Yes. OK. So if you're
1:04:21
ever in San Francisco and you go to a Giants
1:04:23
game and you're just craving a bowl of ramen,
1:04:26
you can get the raw raw ramen, egg noodles, seared
1:04:30
tofu, marinated bamboo, roasted corn, carrots,
1:04:33
scallions, wood ear mushrooms and bean sprouts
1:04:36
in a miso broth. What says baseball like ramen?
1:04:42
I mean, you've got beer, you've got ballpark
1:04:46
dogs, and then, oh, let me go, let me go get
1:04:49
a ramen. I'm not, I'm not, it does look good.
1:04:56
When you see the picture of it. I might eat in
1:04:59
a different setting. I'm not getting that at
1:05:02
a ballpark. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not getting that
1:05:05
at a ballpark, but. this also might be a 3D chess
1:05:09
level move. Think of the nationalities in baseball.
1:05:17
And also just, I mean, San Francisco has a high
1:05:24
Asian population, so I think they're I think
1:05:27
that's a great move for them. I would not eat
1:05:29
that. Yeah, they're pandering. At a ballpark.
1:05:32
I would not eat that at a ballpark. Yeah, they're
1:05:34
pandering. That's exactly what I was saying.
1:05:38
But I mean, yeah, sounds good. Wouldn't eat it
1:05:41
at a game. Yeah. To me, that's a really odd one.
1:05:46
Like, let's go. I'm gonna go get some ramen.
1:05:48
I'll be right back. You know, like. You got a
1:05:50
ramen guy around here? Alright moving on to the
1:05:56
Seattle Mariners with the what up corn dog Mariner
1:06:01
blue honey battered corn dog with the spicy crunch
1:06:05
served with nacho cheese It is worthy to note
1:06:08
that this corn dog is green It said so Yes, it
1:06:15
is it is like a a sea foam green though like
1:06:18
it said blue uh -huh To me this doesn't this
1:06:22
doesn't look blue I would I would I would eat
1:06:25
it Yeah, I'm not a big corndog guy, but I would
1:06:30
eat that Okay, I wish we could dive deeper into
1:06:35
that one but Yeah, okay Okay, this one isn't
1:06:42
as crazy but the White Sox are celebrating their
1:06:46
125th anniversary this season In celebration
1:06:50
of that their celebration Cake shake, which is
1:06:54
birthday cake, ice cream, confetti, cake, crumbles,
1:06:57
and a maraschino cherry topped with a pinwheel
1:07:00
cookie. Oh, that sounds delightful. I know that
1:07:05
also sounds like diabetes and glass. They had
1:07:08
something. I don't know if they still have it,
1:07:10
but it was like last year, two years ago. It's
1:07:11
like they can't fire milkshake. It was, I think
1:07:14
essentially like a s'mores milkshake when you
1:07:16
get down to the root of it, but it looked really
1:07:18
good. So they're all about their shakes up there,
1:07:21
apparently. Gotcha. All right. All right. I'm
1:07:26
gonna skip some of these but Houston Astros.
1:07:32
We all know what they're famous for in Houston.
1:07:36
Cheating. Yeah. Well, for food wise, it's obviously
1:07:39
chicken and waffles. Being facetious here, but
1:07:44
they are serving a chicken and waffle sandwich.
1:07:47
Crispy fried chicken, breast topped with pepper
1:07:50
jack, bacon, Onion jam and honey chipotle aioli
1:07:55
between freshly made Belgian -style waffles.
1:07:58
Now, wood. Yep. The Texas Rangers. The Boomstick
1:08:04
Burrito. Boom. A 26 -inch tortilla filled with
1:08:09
rice, beans, seasoned taco meat, nacho cheese,
1:08:13
pico de gallo, lettuce, and sour cream. Now,
1:08:19
this picture. Two feet long. Yes. Two feet and
1:08:23
two inches, to be exact. Over two feet long of
1:08:27
a burrito. This has got to be some man versus
1:08:31
food challenge. Like, this has to be... No, you
1:08:35
gotta eat it with a buddy, lady in the tramp
1:08:38
style. Okay. That's in the rules. It says it
1:08:43
on the receipt when you order it. I don't know
1:08:48
about that, like... I'd probably have a few bites.
1:08:54
Damn. That's got to be the strat there. Lady
1:08:58
in the Tramp style. It's your best bro. Yeah,
1:09:01
it has to be Lady in the Tramp. Not like normal
1:09:03
splitting it, but it has to be Lady in the Tramp.
1:09:07
Yeah, but then the fine print. Any more food,
1:09:10
Sean? Just one more. The pirates are selling
1:09:15
Polish cannonballs. I saw that. Yeah. These,
1:09:20
these look kind of good. I believe it's a large
1:09:25
Polish population. It looks good. Yes. I mean,
1:09:32
they're, they're basically like egg rolls. Yeah.
1:09:34
With like cheese. That's, that's all it is. Pretty
1:09:37
much. Looks good though. Egg noodles, kibasa,
1:09:42
cabbage, bacon, cheddar cheese, and herb, creme,
1:09:46
crema dip. Cremative? It gets five big booms.
1:09:52
That does sound good, but if I was at a game
1:09:54
and someone sat down next to me with those, I
1:09:57
don't think I'm going to be smelling the best
1:10:01
smells coming from that individual for the rest
1:10:03
of the game. Because he's foreign? No, because
1:10:09
he's shitting and farting. He's shitting and
1:10:13
farting and burping for nine innings after that.
1:10:18
Jesus. All right. Why don't you like Polish people?
1:10:30
Great place to wrap up on, Will. Hold on. We're
1:10:34
pro -Polish. We need to cut that out. Well, no,
1:10:39
I'm joking. It's big for yourself, buddy. I love
1:10:46
those guys. All right. Wrap it up. Pro Polish.
1:10:50
Wrap it up. Right. Quick, quick, quick. Before
1:10:53
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