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Dirty Little Secret:I'm Dating My Dad's Friend! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be singing without poo on the corny
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  Speaker 1: dog walk about two miles in without poo. Dirty little
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  Speaker 1: secret with Billy the kid in the morning on Mix 102.9.
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  Speaker 1: Brought to you by Mint Dentistry. He's back four blocks
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  Speaker 1: behind me without poo. Without Pooh. Corny Dog Walk kicks off.
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  Speaker 1: We're like about 30 minutes away. We're leaving the station here,
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  Speaker 1: walking to the State Fair of Texas for the first
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  Speaker 1: day of the fair. We're so excited. I think he's
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  Speaker 1: going to do better this year. You know what? I
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  Speaker 1: forgot to check the poll to see because I put
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  Speaker 1: a poll up to see if he would make it
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  Speaker 1: all 14 miles. And I forgot what people said. I
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  Speaker 1: got to look it up. Pooh, can we get some
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  Speaker 1: results over here? It's 14.2. What? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: It's 14.2. How far you're going to make it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How far you're going to make it. Do you follow me? Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I do follow you. Okay. All right. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Let me be the producer of this show. No. I
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  Speaker 1: got the results. 32% of people said Pooh is going
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  Speaker 1: to make it less than five miles. Oh. Man, they
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  Speaker 1: have no faith. 29% of people said five to eight miles. Okay. 18%
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  Speaker 1: of people said eight to 12 miles. And then 21%
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  Speaker 1: of people said he's going to make it all 14 miles. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So that's not awful. No, it's not that bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good job. He sounds so depressed. Why do you sound
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  Speaker 1: so depressed? Because people don't have no faith in me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: last year you made it 8.7. I thought that was
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  Speaker 1: really good. The problem is not that you're going to
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  Speaker 1: make it. I think you're going to make it. I
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  Speaker 1: just worry about the sun being out, the heat, and
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  Speaker 1: I worry about you just being a little bit slower
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  Speaker 1: than Candace and I. Oh. So find us on the walk.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to borrow my scooter for a second.
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  Speaker 2: He can.
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  Speaker 1: No. Why do I feel like the kid on the
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  Speaker 1: playground is the last to get picked for kickball? No,
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  Speaker 1: I picked you. You got the costume. You got picked.
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  Speaker 1: I picked you. You are picked. You're in. It's just like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, if I could trade. Oh! But
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  Speaker 1: I think I missed the deadline.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So either way, we're excited. This guy. Find us on
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  Speaker 1: the way down to the fair to get your State
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  Speaker 1: Fair of Texas tickets. Candace is scooting down there. At
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  Speaker 1: least she knows. At least she's like, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I got my corny dog scooter. This is what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh, he's making it. He's got his water. He's got
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  Speaker 1: his Brooks. He's got his Ed Hardy. Yeah. Socks, randomly on.
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  Speaker 1: He's got his golden, what's it called? What do you got?
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  Speaker 1: I got powder. He's got powder.
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  Speaker 2: Gold bond. Gold bond.
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  Speaker 1: Powdered up. He's got his icy hot. Thanks to the
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  Speaker 1: aesthetic of society. Yeah, thank you. It's got the vitamins
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  Speaker 1: in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, dirty little secret, 833-787-1029. Tell us your secret. Confess.
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  Speaker 1: And you got one. So what is going on? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. I haven't told anyone this. Not my friends, not
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  Speaker 2: my family, definitely not my dad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm dating one of my dad's friends.
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  Speaker 1: What? You're dating one of your dad's friends? Yeah. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You're dating one of your dad's friends. One of your
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  Speaker 1: dad's friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't even know yet. I mean, the age
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  Speaker 2: difference isn't even the part that freaks me out. It's
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  Speaker 2: like who he is, this guy I've known my entire life.
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  Speaker 2: He's part of my family at cookouts, family parties, birthday parties, holidays.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there are pictures of this guy holding me
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  Speaker 2: when I'm like a baby. Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh. Okay, I shouldn't say ooh. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So how did it start, though? How did it even
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  Speaker 1: take place to where this is a thing?
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so, like, about a month ago, I randomly
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  Speaker 2: bumped into him at this neighborhood restaurant. And we started talking,
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  Speaker 2: which is, like, normal. He's, like, been in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Like, why wouldn't I talk to him?
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  Speaker 2: And I had a drink and caught up. And it
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  Speaker 2: was actually really fun. And we had, like, a really
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  Speaker 2: nice time. and a couple days later he reached out
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  Speaker 2: to me on Facebook and at first it felt totally
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  Speaker 2: innocent and it was like joking around and talking about
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  Speaker 2: that night and then he invited me out on his.
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  Speaker 1: Boat on the boat that's how he got you The boat.
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  Speaker 1: You went, I guess. Yeah, things hit different when you float,
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  Speaker 1: when you're floating. When you're on the boat, things are different.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, I mean, we had an amazing time. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: happened yet, but there was like a hard vibe. Like
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  Speaker 2: there's just something there. And then the following weekend, he
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  Speaker 2: invited me over to his house for drinks. And that's
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  Speaker 2: when things changed. We, we kissed and then one thing
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  Speaker 2: led to another. And now here we are.
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  Speaker 1: With your dead friend? Oh. So. Yeah. Okay. You, how
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  Speaker 1: long has this been going on though?
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  Speaker 2: Like secretly for about a month.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What happens though? I like what, what, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I always ask these questions when I feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: a weird relationship, like where does it go? Like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? What's going to happen?
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  Speaker 2: Cause you don't think your dad would approve.
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  Speaker 1: Do you? Come on.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know if it could, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think it could eventually even go anywhere. Like, but somebody
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  Speaker 2: is going to find out. And I don't even want
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  Speaker 2: to imagine my dad's face. Like he realizes his best friend, like,
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  Speaker 2: what is it going to do their, their relationship? Like,
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  Speaker 2: But like when I'm with him, it's good. It's like
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  Speaker 2: really good. And then when I'm not with him, I'm
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  Speaker 2: like spiraling.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine, Candace, if you were dating one of
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  Speaker 1: your dad's friends? No, absolutely not. No. Just throwing it
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  Speaker 1: out there. No. So have you ever do you date
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  Speaker 1: typically older men?
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  Speaker 2: No, this is the first time. I've never dated my
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  Speaker 2: dad's friend. I've never dated an older guy. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: but this is where I've ended up. I just literally
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  Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to do. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: date someone my dad didn't approve of. It would just
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  Speaker 1: make the relationship complicated, too complicated. You would be on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: You would be listed. It's complicated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't imagine not having like that person
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  Speaker 2: come around my family or it'd be awkward.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The question is, could you
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  Speaker 1: ever even tell your dad if this started to get real?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you're going to have to tell him eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's no way I know as a man, there's
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  Speaker 1: no way your dad's going to be friends with this
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  Speaker 1: guy anymore. Because you're dating my daughter. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way. No, absolutely no way.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's no way. Is it worth all that? If
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  Speaker 1: the connection's there, I don't know. You don't want to. Well,
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  Speaker 1: like upsetting your dad and then ruining their friendship.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to ruin his friendship. I
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  Speaker 2: don't even really understand what happened. Like, this just happened.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like. But when we're together, it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: But I know there's something super wrong. So, like, I
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  Speaker 2: just I don't know. It's giving me a lot of anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to be blindsided. It's giving me anxiety. Me too.
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  Speaker 1: They say you can't help who you love, though. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: you can help. You can help. What if, like, Poo,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a daughter, I don't have a daughter,
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  Speaker 1: none of us have daughters. No. I can't even imagine
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  Speaker 1: if that was, like, my daughter was dating someone. Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Your friendship? No. No, I would not. Your friend Ray? No. Who? No. No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I would disown. You know I wouldn't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: would disown her and disown him.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's getting disowned.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't. Well, good. Can you please let us
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  Speaker 1: know what happens? Good luck. I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, listen, you're not going to stop.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of those things that just it's weird
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  Speaker 1: to other people. But you're both adults. You have to
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  Speaker 1: figure out what you're comfortable with. Exactly. So good luck
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  Speaker 1: and let us know what happens. OK. OK. OK.