Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / thwarted - sep 27 2026
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- Chris Laker: Maybe some of you got that Sunday feeling in your stomach, like, the weekend it's ending. I gotta go to work tomorrow. Everything I put off on Friday, it's coming for me as soon as I walk in the door. This is what you can do though tomorrow. You can put that work off again to Tuesday. And then Tuesday after lunch, take the morning. The weekend doesn't have to end just because you went to work. Or you could be like me. I don't have that feeling because I'm doing this again tomorrow. Today's not even Sunday to me. It is Sunday. Just another day. If anything, it's better because there's less news on the weekend and it is easier for me to do news during the week. If you have that Sunday feeling in your stomach, I say, either work seven days a week or go in there tomorrow with the attitude, I ain't working today. Whatever I can do to get through the day without having done any real work, if you can wear headphones at your desk, you're not even at work. You can be doing anything. you could be watching documentaries on your phone. you got it all. Push that feeling aside. I hated that I used to get that feeling every Sunday because I every Friday I would have a bunch of stuff that I was just like, if I can just get to the end of today without doing this stuff, no one's gonna ask for it for two days. And who cares? I'll worry about that Monday. Anything could happen in the weekend. Maybe I get discovered by a big Hollywood casting agent when I'm standing on a subway platform eating a bag of combos. I in a lot of combos on a lot of subway platforms, they say you You can be the star of our new superhero franchise. But I could be a superhero not the superhero. You're like the friend of the superhero. You're not obviously you're eating combos on a subway platform. You think you're gonna be a superhero? every weekend I didn't get discovered. I would have to go face that reality on Sunday night HBO gives you the good show on Sunday because they know you're you're pushing down those feelings. then the show ends man, now the show's over. is really coming to going back to work time. Or you're just responsible at your job and it's fine. that's probably what you do. Right? I'm projecting my experience onto you. You're fine. you like your job. you got friends there. You go in, it's like, hey, how's everybody doing? How's the weekend? You get to talk about the weekend. you don't have any Sunday dread. You enjoy Sunday. You had brunch. you had a great Sunday. I'm happy for you. I'm gonna have a great Sunday, after I'd done editing and posting this and all that. You had a great Sunday. And you're gonna have a great week. That's what I great week of work for me. I'm doing this. All right, I'm gonna get to the news. Federal intelligence agency contacted amid US interference allegations in Quebec election How dare you, Canada, accuse the United States of interfering in an election? When has the United States ever gotten into the business of another country? Joking, I'm being sarcastic. Of course, the United States gets involved in all sorts of shit. And maybe in this, I don't know if we are guilty or not we. I didn't have anything to do with it. I wouldn't spy on you, Canada. I love Canada. One of the reasons I think the current administration wants to annex Canada is to stop people like me from thinking we have a place that we can run to once the tanks are rolling down the streets. they saw the handmaid's tale when everybody was going to Canada in the Handmaid's Tales like, Well w we gotta stop that. We just take over Canada. Now the only place to go is Mexico. I have been on that Duolingo and I'm doing okay. I can't really speak Spanish, but if somebody spoke to me very slowly in simple sentences, I could get the gist of what they are saying. if fleeing to Mexico becomes the plan, I'm gonna probably have to get into Babel, They are not a sponsor. Babel's not a sponsor. I have no sponsors. I won't be sponsored. I refuse to be sponsored. This is independent news. Canada, if the United States tried to interfere in a an election, I am sorry. I didn't know that was gonna happen when I campaigned for Donald Trump. That's a joke too. I didn't do that. There would that was other podcasters. I don't even know those guys. I mean I know them but I don't know them. They don't I knew them. It's more like I knew them. I don't know them. Don't actively know them. But at one time I knew them and not even all of them. I don't want to get into that conversation. There's enough people talking about that on the internet. AI bots from Iran, China and Israel have been used as US election influencers. Iran and China create first of their kind autonomous AI influence campaigns. That is a long headline. And I can't really just take it in as I'm reading it 'cause there's so many words. it doesn't sound like news that there's AI bots pushing inflammatory agendas on the internet. But they're creating autonomous AI influence campaigns bots are autonomous. They don't have to keep like managing the bot, that's what bots are. They're autonomous, I thought. I guess they could just keep pumping these out. They just put out an AI bot and it becomes just Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones, just twenty four hours of just pumping out bullshit. This is what I don't get, is that you can have the bot. It just s says the bullshit. It goes leaves comments. It can create its own video, It's still bullshit. I would listen to that as much as I would listen to the real person. Like I don't listen to Tucker Carlson I know Tucker Carlson now, he's trying to like pivot and try to hey, I'm sort of reasonable now. No, he's not. he's working an angle. If this works, that's on us. I can't even be mad at the AI bots. I the people falling for this shit are kind of the problem. I don't know. Maybe I'm falling for some bullshit. I don't fucking I don't know what's real. I'm not an AI bot. obviously. I would be more successful and I wouldn't stammer as much as I do. two giant pandas arrive at Zoo Atlanta in rare loan from China. everybody loves pandas. Why do we need to still borrow pandas from China? They're the best bear, I I think. A koala? You gotta go panda even over a koala. All these years we haven't been able to get some panda bears over here to start the American pandas. We should have so many pandas by now, we should be loaning them, not China. We should be number one in the panda market. So what they're not native to here. Neither are horses. I think that's true. I'm pretty sure they aren't. At this point we should have been able to get like panda DNA, create pandas and have pandas at every zoo in the United States. We should have so many pandas. It's ridiculous. For some reason we got to keep borrowing from China. We could create whatever environment the panda needs. let's get on that. Let's make some American pandas. E. coli outbreak linked to raw milk cheese brand CDC FDA. If you're into raw milk, because you know the truth, pasteurized milk, that is not what you need. You need the raw milk. Then some E. coli should not scare you. You get that E. coli, you shake it off, you build up that immune system. That's what it's about. Raw milk. And raw meat. Don't want to cook the meat. That's just propaganda from the restaurant industry. They don't want you to be eating raw meat because how is fast food going to compete with that? That's immediate food. get some raw milk, get some raw pork, and just load up. That is where the vitamins are. You cook it, you pasteurize it, you lose all the nutritional value. so get out there. Don't cook. Get rid of your oven. you don't need it. Get rid of your refrigerator. I think re refrigeration's even bad. You let it sit out. You get the meat. It sits out. You take in whatever bacteria, that's medicine. That's the real medicine, not the vaccines that they're trying to give you. See, I could I could probably sell this as a lifestyle brand I could say that in a number of people would latch on to it and say, it's true. I mean eventually they'd be dying off from eating rotten meat and drinking all that raw milk. But before they died off, I could probably sell them some supplements. pasteurized milk is bad. Cooking meat is bad. All this stuff is bad. I'll tell you what's not bad. These supplements. I don't know what's in I just put labels on the bottles. Those are good for you. I'm not gonna do that. it is a backup plan. Not not there yet. Five men arrested as counter terror police investigate major incident near RAF Fairford Fairfor Fairford this is the Royal Royal Air Force. Somebody was hanging around the base being suspicious and they've been arrested. they don't know who they're connected to yet, but they've arrested people. There was a terror plot against the British Royal Air Force, there were people hanging around in a van, which is a way to get caught. Hanging around a military base in a van with explosives doesn't sound like it was a very well thought out plot. it has been thwarted. thwarted, that's a good word. That's a fun word to say.