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228: Raccoons Sound Off! Kody Brown Better Put That Beer Belly Away · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: those people, those raccoons, those squirrels across the world. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: who have called in with their opinions.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we got a few today. Okay, well, first one
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  Speaker 2: we have today? Yeah, oh you mean today you drunk?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: We got one from Linda.
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  Speaker 1: Linda, Oh my god, Linda.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, B and D love you love what you do.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to talk about the scene where Cody said
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  Speaker 4: he comes out mentall in flexes for Robin. I just
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  Speaker 4: don't think we've consider how disrespectful that is to his
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  Speaker 4: children to hear. I think of like Hunter, who probably
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  Speaker 4: has to go, oh my god, my father is so immature,
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  Speaker 4: Like you know, that's what seventeen year old boys are
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  Speaker 4: obsessed with. And then you think of like Maddie happened
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  Speaker 4: to hear that. It's just so disrespectful, And it just
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  Speaker 4: speaks to when I say he's immature. It's not that
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  Speaker 4: he says that every loving couple has those little moments
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  Speaker 4: and giggle about him, But to not have the realization
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  Speaker 4: that's saying it on TV for the whole world and
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  Speaker 4: your children to hear. That's the immature part this dude.
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  Speaker 4: He's Robin deserves him. I don't think they're going to
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  Speaker 4: stay together. I think it's inevitable that she dips back
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  Speaker 4: into the aub because she's still got one foot in there.
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  Speaker 4: But the level of grossness just continues.
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  Speaker 1: Such a good question, Linda, What do you think, Beatrice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is part of the course with Cody,
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  Speaker 2: Like Cody's super immature. He says the most outlanders fucked
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  Speaker 2: up things on this show, and he has for many years.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's like shitty that he can't just be
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  Speaker 2: a mature, grown ass adult for how old he is.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, are we surprised like him talking about
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  Speaker 2: flexing for Robin and flirting for Robin when he's talked
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  Speaker 2: about how Christine has disgusted him, how Mary was just
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  Speaker 2: a mean old hag basically, and how Janelle, well he's
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  Speaker 2: never really said anything about Janelle and that juicy booty,
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, this is just part of the
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  Speaker 2: course with Cody being immature, and it's honestly frustrating that
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  Speaker 2: his kids have to see this and know that this
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  Speaker 2: is who their father is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of strange to me because there's been
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  Speaker 1: a lot of conversation from Cody and Robin about like
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  Speaker 1: how they're so careful, yeah, not to show affection or
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  Speaker 1: PDA in front of the other wives because they don't
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  Speaker 1: want those wives to get jealous. Like, it doesn't take
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  Speaker 1: too much mind power to just extrapolate out from there
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  Speaker 1: and understand that the children those other wives who have
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  Speaker 1: seen firsthand how you have not taken care of their
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  Speaker 1: mothers and how you have in fact neglected them and
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  Speaker 1: their mothers, like how they might feel seeing your affection
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  Speaker 1: as well. That's just in the family. But like, then,
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  Speaker 1: we think about this is being broadcast to like a
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  Speaker 1: million people each week, and your kids are probably some
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  Speaker 1: of those people. Like, so why doesn't that extend to
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  Speaker 1: your children? I don't know. I just I honestly just
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  Speaker 1: think that they're unconscious. It's very difficult for them, cerebrally speaking,
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  Speaker 1: to like think about anything outside of their sphere of
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  Speaker 1: influence or like what they're interested in. They don't give
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  Speaker 1: a shit. Yeah, they just don't care about anybody else
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  Speaker 1: except for themselves.
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  Speaker 2: They're straight up narcissists. They only care about their own image,
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  Speaker 2: and they don't give a shit that people don't like
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  Speaker 2: them or anything like that, or that their kids don't
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  Speaker 2: like them. They just care about how they're being perceived,
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  Speaker 2: how they can come off to the world as these
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  Speaker 2: cool people, this loving monogamous couple like and Cody also
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  Speaker 2: thinks he's so fucking hot, So anytime he can talk
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  Speaker 2: about his six pack or flexing for Robin.
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  Speaker 1: Where six Where isn't a six pack in the room
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  Speaker 1: with us?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Now, well, we remember when like he stripped down and
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  Speaker 1: jumped into the Leprodict Prairie dog ponds. Yeah, like as
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  Speaker 1: if he was such a physical specimen to behold. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, put your shirt right back on or on
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  Speaker 1: national television. We're all gonna be talking about this for
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  Speaker 1: years to come. He doesn't see himself, like, he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have the capacity to see himself accurately the way the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the world does. And again that is because
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  Speaker 1: he's a narcissist.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And it's in every aspect of his personality
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  Speaker 2: where whether it's from his beer back six pack or
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  Speaker 2: beer back beer.
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  Speaker 1: Paint back beer belly six.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or his fucking hair, it's like the same thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know you're balding, dude. You know you have these
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  Speaker 2: two tendrils that are just hanging on for dear life.
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  Speaker 2: So that way nobody knows that you actually have no
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  Speaker 2: hair right here at the top half of your head,
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  Speaker 2: Like you keep it on there for your image when
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  Speaker 2: you would just look so much better.
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  Speaker 1: It's so oxymeronical because it's fucked up looking. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 1: if you really cared about your image, maybe you'd get
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  Speaker 1: a stylist or something. Like maybe you'd go to a
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  Speaker 1: salon and like get somebody's professional opinion about how you
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  Speaker 1: could look your best with your hair in your dress. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he doesn't do that because he thinks he knows best.
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  Speaker 1: And again hallmark of a narcissist.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: So he doesn't give a shit about his kids. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't give a shit about anything else except for Robin.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if he cares about their own kids,
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  Speaker 1: certainly not as much as he cares about Robin and
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  Speaker 1: his love and lust for that woman. I don't get
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  Speaker 1: it today, I don't I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see what he sees. And I think he
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  Speaker 2: only cares about her kids because they fall in line
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  Speaker 2: and they're obedient and they don't backtalk him. That's the
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  Speaker 2: reason why he cares about them. And then to her
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  Speaker 2: last point about Cody and Robin staying together, you think
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  Speaker 2: is going to leave him for the.
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  Speaker 1: Aub I mean, I dream of the day. I love
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  Speaker 1: it where she sits down at the Mormon conference table
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  Speaker 1: and says, hey, bub I have to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: I'm at here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over it.
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  Speaker 1: You suck. Yeah, you dick is small, Your money's small.
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  Speaker 1: Now that Sister Wives is over. You're a small little man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I've had enough, so I'm out of here. Like,
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  Speaker 1: but would she need to realign herself with another husband
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  Speaker 1: in the AUB? Like she would have enough bread, I
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  Speaker 1: would think enough money to do something on her own.
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  Speaker 1: But then again, she doesn't work. Yeah, No, so she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have the drive to like get involved with an
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  Speaker 1: MLM on the ground floor and get a down line.
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  Speaker 1: She's been the drive to like sign up with a
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  Speaker 1: temp agency and be somebody's secretary. So she would have
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  Speaker 1: to align herself with another husband in the AUB. I
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  Speaker 1: could see it.
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  Speaker 2: I could see it too. I could see her leaving
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  Speaker 2: it just for money purposes because she needs more money,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what people have theorized with her first marriage.
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  Speaker 2: People have theist. I guess. There's been comments and stuff
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  Speaker 2: here and there from like David Jessop's family members saying
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  Speaker 2: that Robin's a total gold digin' ho and that she
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  Speaker 2: sucked him dry and then left for Cody, and that
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  Speaker 2: the whole David Jessop was an abusive person, was like
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  Speaker 2: a total lie and everything. So I could totally see
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  Speaker 2: that if Robin that was hermo. I mean it's bound
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  Speaker 2: to happen right with Cody, But I don't know their
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  Speaker 2: soul made she got that lightning bolt through her pussies.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, if she's become accustomed to a certain lifestyle, which
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  Speaker 1: includes sixty one thousand dollars for doll fucking clothes, and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden that dries up because sister Wives
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  Speaker 1: goes away or else there's not enough episodes. Plus they've
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  Speaker 1: got their fucking mortgage spending twenty thousand dollars a month,
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  Speaker 1: plus a fleet of cars and insurance and all of
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  Speaker 1: this shit. Like if the money starts to dry up,
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  Speaker 1: she's not gonna know what to do with herself. No,
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  Speaker 1: and that might be the reason she wouldn't leave Cody,
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  Speaker 1: because like, where is she gonna go? What is she
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  Speaker 1: gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but she could sue for alimony and
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  Speaker 2: stuff right now to him, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, maybe, I mean, okay, I guess, but it's
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  Speaker 1: like you're not You're not twenty two years old anymore. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like you're walking around with this hot, juicy
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  Speaker 1: pooh natty honey, okay, looking like a million bucks in
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  Speaker 1: your diesel jeans, dropping it down to the floor and
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  Speaker 1: break dancing for us. All okay, God, she does you
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  Speaker 1: need to assess your future appropriately.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean maybe she ends up with somebody like Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Daddy Paul ew if she has nowhere else to go.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe though, oh my god, it starts doing O.
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  Speaker 1: F a fly in the dumpster. Can you imagine Robin
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  Speaker 1: Brown doing of girl?
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  Speaker 2: She could?
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  Speaker 6: Though she could do Milkstone? People would pay with I
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  Speaker 6: would pay for I would pay for that. Would I
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  Speaker 6: would borrow money from Chase Bank, Bitch and Well's Fargo,
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  Speaker 6: even after all they did to Wendy Williams. I would
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  Speaker 6: borrow money to subscribe to that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, I would. I would
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  Speaker 2: love that day me too. I would love the day
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  Speaker 2: her and Cody's sex tapes. So thank you Lindy for
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  Speaker 2: your girl lived there. We got so vulgar there at
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  Speaker 2: the end. All right, Next one we have us from Rachel.
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  Speaker 3: Rachel Hi Raccoons. This is Rachel Raccoon from the dumpster
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  Speaker 3: in Montana. I have to tell you something. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: So my I have two daughters that live in Flagstaff,
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  Speaker 3: and my youngest daughter is nineteen, super cute, tall, you know, beautiful, hair,
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  Speaker 3: she's she's amazing. Anyway, she was at Walmart last night,
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  Speaker 3: so that would have been the nineteenth of February, and
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  Speaker 3: she saw Cody Brown and the youngest daughter or Ariela
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  Speaker 3: May however you say her name anyway, And my daughter
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  Speaker 3: was done with her shopping and walking towards the checkout
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  Speaker 3: when Cody and Ariella were walking in, and she called
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  Speaker 3: me before she even checked out, Like, she stopped where
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  Speaker 3: she was at and called me. She said she saw
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  Speaker 3: him in two different aisles and then he kept making
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  Speaker 3: eye contact with her. And I said, girl, Ron, he's
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  Speaker 3: probably trying to wife you up. And she said, he
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  Speaker 3: walks like a psychopath. I think this is just important
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  Speaker 3: information for all of us raccons to have.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks, guys, love you by.
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  Speaker 1: Walks like a psychopath. What does that mean? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but he's got a wedgie. I immediately got an image
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  Speaker 1: of Kyle Richards walking bow legged in cowboy boots. Oh, like,
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  Speaker 1: is he walking down the aisle like weird? Getting Robin's
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  Speaker 1: feminine napkin?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm a napkin so intently, Oh my god. Well,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, Rachel, I need you to tell your
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  Speaker 2: daughter to do more investigative journalists take a picture, like,
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  Speaker 2: take a picture, send it to us. We won't have
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  Speaker 2: to show it if you don't want us to show up.
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  Speaker 2: But I want to know what they bought, Like what
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  Speaker 2: did they buy? A Costco?
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  Speaker 1: But why was he looking at a nineteen year old girl?
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  Speaker 1: Because he's a pearl ew he's a perb. Wonder he
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  Speaker 1: probably is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Robin was a younger model when he got her.
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  Speaker 1: What's she?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, she objectively like she was younger than
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  Speaker 2: all of his other wives. Huh so, and he's kind
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  Speaker 2: of getting to that age of like midlife crisis for
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  Speaker 2: men that.
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  Speaker 1: In my thirties, you're thirty five forty, he's in fifty five.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: But those old man when their dicks start like not
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  Speaker 2: working and stuff, and their wives start aging with them,
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  Speaker 2: and they start looking at these younger women like that's
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  Speaker 2: a thing for men.
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  Speaker 1: So I wonder, why would she ever consider you? Unless
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  Speaker 1: maybe he was concerned that she was looking at him
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  Speaker 1: and she recognized him, but she was yeah, like it's
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  Speaker 1: just another person, like at the gun show taking a
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  Speaker 1: pic sure of me, following me around the Kroger.
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  Speaker 2: My god, if I was there, I would have been
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  Speaker 2: taken so many pictures, like a total what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: I could do whatever I want, absolutely, bitch ass.
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  Speaker 2: So that's very juicy, good tea. I want your daughter
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  Speaker 2: to do more investigative journalism for.
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  Speaker 1: Us in Montana. Oh no, no, she's in flag.
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  Speaker 2: Staff, her daughter's yes, thank you. If you have any
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  Speaker 2: more stories like this, please let.
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  Speaker 1: Us know walks like a psychopath. I'm putting that one
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  Speaker 1: in the noggin. I know it's yes, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know what they bought though, too, like
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  Speaker 2: what are you spending your money on it? The costco
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  Speaker 2: you can't afford ship pad's tampon diapers, for.
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  Speaker 1: Wine, for Robin wine mama, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Probably and poor Ariella's over there just with her dad,
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  Speaker 2: walking like a psychopath.
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  Speaker 1: We love Arilla in this equation.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so anyway, thank you Rachel for that juicy tea.
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  Speaker 2: And if any few other Raccoons are in flag Staff
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  Speaker 2: or no, any buddy and flag Staff and you got
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  Speaker 2: stories about you seeing Cody and Robin, you need to
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  Speaker 2: let us know. Hit us up, like, send me a
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  Speaker 2: DMI Instagram, send me something on Patreon like comment below, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: please and thank you.
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  Speaker 1: We are the du mois of the dumpster.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever that means, you get it all right. Next one,
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  Speaker 2: we have us from Marianna.
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  Speaker 7: Hi, ladies, my name is Marianna and I live just
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  Speaker 7: south of Seattle, and I'm relatively new to your podcast,
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  Speaker 7: so pardon me if I don't know all the lingo.
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  Speaker 7: But I wanted to call in because I wanted to
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  Speaker 7: discuss the sister Wife closet thing. Last week, you had
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  Speaker 7: a caller that called in and she said that, you know,
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  Speaker 7: they missed so many opportunities to do some really good marketing,
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  Speaker 7: and I couldn't agree more. For example, the name of
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  Speaker 7: the show is Sister Wives, not sister I mean, I
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  Speaker 7: know that's such a silly little thing, but it's so stupid,
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  Speaker 7: like why would you not correlate your sister wife closet
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  Speaker 7: to the name of the show Sister Wives instead. Again,
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: I know this is just so trivial, but I just
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: feel like they missed so much. The show is just
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: a hot mess, and I imagine that's why, you know,
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: we love it so much. But seriously, that was just
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I just noticed little things like that, and it's always
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: bugged me since that episode way back when that they
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: really really missed out on this opportunity. Thank you for
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: you do. I'll continue listening. I really enjoy your podcast,
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: and I'm enjoying these older shows as you're watching them,
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: because I remember them very vividly. Talk soon she is
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: a hundred percent correct.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Ye, Like when I was watching them at the Saint
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: George Expo and I was looking at their little sign,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is so dumb. Why are you calling
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: it a sister wife's closet.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean the show is sister why right?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: If you want to capitalize on your brand, then use
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the same name.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Hello, so that way it's easier for people to find
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: your shit. And also, don't be selling weird ball sack
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: ugly ass jewelry indeed and prising it for like over
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: one hundred dollars a pop, Like nobody's gonna buy this shit.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: It's so dumb. And we've been talking about this for
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: a while, like why didn't you sell T shirts? Why
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: didn't you sell coffee mugs? Like why didn't you sell
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: like weird Mormon books with like your logo on it
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: or something like? It doesn't make any sense what they
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: were doing. They're all objectively so fucking stupid. And so
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: bad at business.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Even in this last episode when we have Janelle finally
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: coming back on board with Robin to do her Mormon
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: plus Holy line, I don't even I can't keep it together,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: like her plus size Mormon modest clothing for my sister
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: wife's closet. I'm just like, but for who I know,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. A lot of us out.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Here worse Porky, Yeah, we're.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Rolling him over here. But I'm just like, I don't
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: think there's a whole lot of people looking for modest
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: plus size Mormon clothing on the my.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Sister wives clothes. Like, there's a million.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Other things that you could do and make a lot
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: of money doing. And I think that Mary and Janelle
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and even Christine learned that lesson ultimately over time getting
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: involved in these poisonous, toxic MLMs and defrauding people. But
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: at least they're making money. Of course they learned how
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: to do that. But like, I didn't understand any of
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: their business ideas. They're all they're literally all bad. Yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: in one way or another.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: It's so terrible, And I mean, like, I guess I
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: can see the concept of like making it like my
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Sister Wives closet, like this is we're all sharing clothes,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: like because we're sister wives and like we're all together.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: But like that's not what you guys objectively do. Like
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: nobody's sharing anything in this fan at all. Nobody likes
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: anybody in this family. Robin's call it all these other
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: wives fat every single chances she can. So it doesn't
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: make any sense at all. But I think in Robin's
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: dumb big brain.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: So back from uncensored, you unmitigable trollop like he hateful woman.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I like you, That's why you're the best
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: person in the family. Honestly, I'm objectively really hateful.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's just none of it makes any sense.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Robin is so fucking stupid for making the family do
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: this stupid business with this weird name my sister wife's closet,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Like why isn't regular? No, it's not like you could
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: sing it in a song, right like reality TV crin.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense to the palette.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: No, nothing does, nothing does at all.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: If you wanted to have a Mormon themed jewelry plus
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: size holy line business, what would you name it? Colobs
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: class very.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: With the cake and I'm drunk.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up with the fire ideas I know that
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: are better than my sister wife's comment.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: The whole thing was a failure from those dark But
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: you know what, we're not sick of you, Marianna. Thanks
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: for calling wonderful and listening into our podcast. And Hi,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm from Kirkland, so we're like neighbors like Costco was
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: panting in Seattle. Seattle, okay wow, So yeah, Hi from
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: the Pacific Northwest.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Marianna.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You're a delight.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: You are a delight. And last color we have is
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: from Becky.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Becky Becky with the good hair.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: All right, Hi ladies, this is Becky from the dumpster
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: of Salt Lake City, Utah. I wanted to start by
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: saying how much I really appreciate you guys, your content
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: and that you talked about sister wives, because nobody in
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: my life, even living in Salt Lake City, Utah, understands
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: my like obsession with sister wives, So thank you for that. Also,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I listened to you almost every single day on my
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: way and work because I have a long drive and
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: it just starts my day off really right. It starts
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: it with some snark and some humor, and I really
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: appreciate that service that you guys are providing, so thank you.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: If I had more money, I would be on your Patreon.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: I'm working on it. My reason for the call, though,
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: other than that, was I feel like we're all asking
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: ourselves what are Cody and Robin going to do after
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Sister Wiz It's canceled. I'm low key, high key excited
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: for the should be canceled, but I also love the
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: trash and the dumpster, so I'm also kind of sad.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: But we all know that they have no money if
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: they spent sixty thousand dollars on fucking doll clothes over
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: the last two years, which is insane and there's no
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: reason for it at all. But I think they're gonna
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: have to go on a reality TV show, and the
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: one that I really want to see them on is
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here, because Cody's
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: going to be wearing like his stupid visor with his
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: two pieces of hair pulled up in a mad bud
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: for whatever reason. Robin's just going to be like fake
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: crying the entire time, and it's going to be wonderful television. Anyways,
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Love you guys bike.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I never thought about them going on
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: a reality show.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, marriage boot camp, Oh my god, couple's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: therapy with doctor Jay.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Oh I would love that. Yeah, oh my god, they
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: have to go on another reality show, because what are
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: they gonna fucking do.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I don't they're going to have to do that. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: have no idea. But do they even have I'm a celebrity,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: get me out of here anymore?
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That was early aughts. That was a long Oh my god.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: What about traders?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, with Tom Sannibal.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody would fancy himself a trader. He would immediately
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: get himself voted off. But Robin could be a trader.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Told Robin, with her tears, her fake tears, her dry tears,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: she could be a trader. Maybe that's what they're gonna
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: have to do.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I mean they're kinda yeah, like, what are they gonna
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: What if they went on wife Swap? Is that still on?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That'd be so not I think you can get the
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: reruns on Paramount Plus.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Honestly, you should do that on page Wife Swap is crazy.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that Christian woman? Yes, teeth yeah, so good,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: put it and make a note I will if I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: will never remember, you know me, I'm already drying it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I don't know what these people are
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: gonna do.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: They're gonna have to sell a lot of cameos. They're
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: probably gonna have to sell some of Robin's dolls because
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: they're very expensive collectibles.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Obviously, maybe and I was asking last week, like, are
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: they actually and I wouldn't know, are they actually like
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a viable investment? Like could she resell these? America Girl?
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: And she comes with a full wardrobe, a seasonal wardrobe.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I've heard from some people they collect them and they
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: appreciate in value.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe it's not a bad investment. Maybe when
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: they have to start selling things off, like they can
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: get some liquidity, but like that's not going to last
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: for ever whole day.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: And how could she part with her precious dolls? I
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: mean she plays with them every day.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Well, she's gonna have to if she's living in trailer,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: like she's gonna have to if she loses the McMansion.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Well, and that goes back to our earlier conversation. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: think with Linda's call about like if Robin's even gonna
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: stay around for that, Like, do you think she would
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: really be fine with living in a trailer after getting
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: this two point one million dollar McMansion?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna like it. But the question is what
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: other option does she have. She's not a chantouse, honey,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: She's not an en out here with like the world
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: at her feet. She's gonna have to make some concessions
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: if she wants to continue to live a decent life. Yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like when it all comes crumbling down,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for it on Expirien Karma.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I really can't wait for it Experien Karma. And that's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the only reason why I'd be happy with the show
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: being canceled, Like I would be sad if the show's canceled.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: What are we going to do? What are we gonna want?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? I mean, really, I'm just
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: gonna trust in the universe that they will provide another
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: show that'll be sufficiently yeah, like entertaining enough for us
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to cover. But like I mean to do, But there are.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Other polygamy shows like that show My Five Wives. It's
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: totally fucking boring, kind of like Sister Wives. But there's
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: some underlying.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: But they're not continuing to produce that show.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I thought they were.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: There's a fee. There's like five seasons on Scary Plus.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I didn't know that, and then the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: other one that we liked, you me and my ex.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, I love that. When's that coming back?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it is coming back. Yeah, there
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: are other shows, but I mean, they do need to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: put Sister Wives out of its spy, need to put
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: it down just so we can watch and see, like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: what they do in their new two point one million
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: dollar manthon. But they're nineteen cars, Yeah, all of their
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: fucking boxes full of dog loves.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Like, what's gonna happen?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it. And I do hope
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: they go on some reality shows and just make a
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: fool out of themselves, because you know that the only
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: reason why they would do that is because they're desperate
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: for money. Yeah, and that's why I would so fucking
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: watch it. I don't care me too, reality show?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It is you kidding me?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I would watch it just to see them make Yes,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh I love it. That's all I want in my life.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Dare to dream?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: We got to have a dream.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Put it on a vision board.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Well, this is fantastic. Was that our last?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: That was our last one?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for calling in everybody. We love
• 27:13
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• 27:15
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• 27:17
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• 27:21
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• 27:27
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• 27:31
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• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to hear from you. Yeah, now, Beatrice, is there anything
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: before we get up on at a here?
• 27:45
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• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week to continue our re
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: wind series of Sister Wives. We're gonna be do season six,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: episode three, so if you want to catch up, there
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: is still time.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: but love for you
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: And peace All Night by guys,