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Herspiration Happy Hour Season 9, Eps 21: Things We Wish We Knew Sooner · Herspiration Happy Hour

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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for cocktails and conversations?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for cocktails and conversations?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for cocktails and conversations with your host, the unapologetic diva Dr.
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SPEAKER_00: G, the girlfriend therapist Dr.
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SPEAKER_00: Cortina Lewis, and the networking extraordinaire Diana Richardson Philippist.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for cocktails and conversation?
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SPEAKER_00: This is Herspiration Happy Hour.
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SPEAKER_00: Happy Wednesday and welcome to another episode of Herspiration Happy Hour.
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SPEAKER_00: This is season nine, episode 21.
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SPEAKER_00: This is your unapologetic Diva, Dr.
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SPEAKER_00: G.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Dr.
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SPEAKER_01: Cortina Lewis, aka the girlfriend therapist.
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SPEAKER_02: And yours truly Shay Walker, the coach of courage.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, it is a winning Wednesday.
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SPEAKER_00: And before we get to our drink of the day, we want to celebrate.
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SPEAKER_00: And what do we have?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh what can we celebrate with you ladies today?
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SPEAKER_01: Um well, in February, February 4th, I will be the keynote speaker for the Florida Mental Health Counselors Association conference.
1:34
SPEAKER_01: That's when I had called Joe.
1:35
SPEAKER_01: I was like, What's the date again?
1:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I thought you said 24th.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: I was about to say, oh, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh no, no.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No, it's uh so all right, all right.
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SPEAKER_00: Way to go.
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SPEAKER_00: Anything else you want to celebrate before I move to on to Shay?
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SPEAKER_00: Um, nope, not gonna celebrate.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, Shay, what can we celebrate today with you?
2:00
SPEAKER_02: So I am excited to say that I am having a I have a new grandbaby coming.
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SPEAKER_02: He is due January 23rd.
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SPEAKER_02: We think we're gonna get him around January 10th, and it's a boy, and all of his genetic testing and everything came back negative, so he is healthy and he is very, very busy already.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: It's interesting to see like he's moving through her belly, all the things.
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SPEAKER_02: So, yes, I'm excited about that for sure.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
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SPEAKER_02: So they have a name yet.
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SPEAKER_02: Zumario, Zumario is his name.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's gonna be named after his dad.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: We have uh what is she calling him?
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SPEAKER_02: ZJ.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: ZJ, he's a ZJ, yeah, yeah.
2:49
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
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SPEAKER_02: Um my house is all of baby things because I have got everything I left for anyone to get.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I'm like looking around like day, uh baby shower.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll have a diaper shower.
3:05
SPEAKER_00: Look, baby fever for somebody.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get my baby fix every Friday and Sunday when I go see my niece's baby.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, he gets so big, he's grabbing on to stuff now.
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SPEAKER_01: It's so cute.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: Is this the baby that you were holding?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh like did you post the baby?
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SPEAKER_01: You see me with a baby.
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SPEAKER_01: That's that's him.
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SPEAKER_01: Got it.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: That is him.
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SPEAKER_01: That is him.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, and for me, I've not even put it out there yet, except for like text messages to a few people who live in the local area.
3:39
SPEAKER_00: But I am finally comfortable enough now.
3:43
SPEAKER_00: My my wrist isn't better.
3:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm not wearing my brace anymore because I think I've had it so tight that I've caused bruising around my wrist.
3:49
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna have to give us give myself a break.
3:53
SPEAKER_00: It still hurts, but um, I will be doing my final uh book signing and uh talk on my books in DC at the MLK library on October 24th.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh tickets are available now on Eventbrite.
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SPEAKER_00: You can go to www.imdrpgurley.com backslash events, and you will be able to get your tickets where you can pre-order your books in advance.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm asking everybody to please pre-order because signing takes some time with the way my wrist hurts.
4:27
SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna try to, you know, spend some time between now and then signing books.
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SPEAKER_00: So it makes it very easy.
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SPEAKER_00: I've canceled the other ones because it was really, really hurting.
4:38
SPEAKER_00: It's eased up a little bit, but you know, I think I aggravated it today cooking for Kofi, but it's like it's okay.
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SPEAKER_00: But yeah, so that's that's my win for this week is that I was finally able to get all of that stuff together so for the launch.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, okay, Cortina, what are we sipping on today?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, this is for you, Pam.
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SPEAKER_01: We are sipping on a cocktail called Where's the Manual?
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SPEAKER_01: So basically, this is a Lavender French 75 inspired cocktail.
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SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna do one and a half uh ounces of gin, three-fourths ounces of fresh lemon juice, one half ounce of lavender sippers, lavender simple syrup, two ounces of chilled champagne or prosecco, whichever one you prefer.
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SPEAKER_01: And of course, back to the edible lavender flour and a lemon twist for garnish.
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SPEAKER_01: So basically, what you're gonna do is add the gin, the lemon juice, and the lavender syrup in the shaker with ice.
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SPEAKER_01: You want to shake it well till your muscles hurt.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, then you want to strain it into a chilled glass, you want to top it with the champagne, and then you garnish it with your lemon, your edible edible lavender, and also just a lavender sprig.
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SPEAKER_00: And there you have it.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: That's one I will try.
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SPEAKER_00: Feels like it's gonna taste a little sweet, but there are ways if you don't use prosecco and you use a really dry champagne, it should even it out.
6:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it should even it out.
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SPEAKER_00: So, yay, I guess I might have to try that this weekend.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: I got a bottle of champagne in my refrigerator right now.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay, all right.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: So, ladies, we were already laughing and talking before this podcast had even started, talking about things we wish we knew sooner.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: So, before we get into that other conversation that we were already having, I'm just gonna lighten.
6:36
SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm just gonna say a few things that I have learned.
6:39
SPEAKER_00: You know, of course, you all know that I really love to cook.
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SPEAKER_00: And so there are there are different kitchen hacks that I wish I knew sooner to avoid making a mess.
6:48
SPEAKER_00: So if you're like me, and so sometimes I use my rice cooker, sometimes I boil either noodles or I do it rice in a pan or pot.
6:57
SPEAKER_00: But if you're boiling noodles specifically so that it does not pour over, did you know that if you just put a wooden spoon on top, it doesn't roast, it doesn't steam over?
7:06
SPEAKER_00: I did not know that, but you know, I've known that for a few years now, but I wish I would have known it way back when I first started cooking to avoid the mess that happens on the stove.
7:22
SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, what what about you all?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you all have any cooking cooking or chick or kitchen things that you wish you would have known beforehand?
7:31
SPEAKER_02: Baking soda and toothpaste, the many uses that you can use baking soda and toothpaste for.
7:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh, so toothpaste, and then baking soda mixed with toothpaste or just baking.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, baking toothpaste for another.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
7:47
SPEAKER_02: So toothpaste, you know, when your um your pans, your pots get the you know, the rust or whatever on, right?
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SPEAKER_02: You can take a tooth, you can take toothpaste and take a um Brillo or whatever pad, and just it'll come right off at the bottom, you mean, or yeah, at the bottom, yeah, to keep it really chrome, absolutely, toothpaste.
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SPEAKER_00: Yep, toothpaste, and that's not mixed with anything, just a scrubber.
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SPEAKER_02: Just it doesn't even matter what brand of toothpaste, toothpaste will take it right off.
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SPEAKER_02: You put it on there, let it sit for a couple of minutes, and let it go, go back, wipe it off, it'll come right off.
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SPEAKER_00: And it'll look like a brand new pan at the bottom.
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SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, and you can also take the toothpaste instead of taking um uh polish, like furniture polish or uh silver polish or whatever.
8:42
SPEAKER_02: You can wipe your um your spout in your sink, your fixtures, all the things with the toothpaste, and it'll make it nice and shiny, nice and chrome.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I use it to clean my jewelry.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes, your sneakers, your all the things, your sneakers, um, what else?
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SPEAKER_02: Jewelry, anything metal, anything that's uh you know, real silver.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: If you put it in a if you pour, if you let's see, if you take aluminum foil on the shiny side and you put baking soda and what is it, salts, and you pour hot water on it, it's it fizzes, and and the all of the the what is it, the tarnish goes the aluminum foil.
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SPEAKER_00: I did not know that until I looked it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Now they do caution about that, but it really does work.
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SPEAKER_00: My Pandora bracelets, they were brown, and I was trying to find a way to get the tarnish off, and I looked that up.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: And when I say my bracelets look brand new, I was like, oh wow, that's a hack.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I don't know if it's if I put salt in it or just just baking soda and hot, hot water.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, the one that I like for when I'm like if you know how you have spaghetti sauce residue in the Tupperware, yeah, and sometimes it's hard to come out.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: You just put a napkin inside of there, a little bit of water and some dish soap, and then you shake it, put the top on it and shake it, gone.
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SPEAKER_01: It doesn't leave any red anything, it's gone.
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SPEAKER_01: It cleans it better than when I put it in the dishwasher because it is still, you can tell it was something to tomato in anything tomato based.
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SPEAKER_01: You put a napkin inside, a little bit of water, enough to, of course, wet the bottom dish soap and shake it vigorously, and it's gonna be all clean.
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SPEAKER_02: I got two bowls in the sink right now from a spaghetti sauce that we could have spaghetti yesterday.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I usually just put a like a cap full of bleach in my dishwater when I when I do red sauces and stuff like that, curry and stuff to get it out.
10:52
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I will you should okay, you should do an experiment.
10:56
SPEAKER_01: You should go get the bowl right and then bring it in here with a little bit of water.
10:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm about to go do it.
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SPEAKER_01: I got it.
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SPEAKER_01: So the total yes, we're doing real live experiments on the podcast because some of you might be like, doesn't work, it doesn't work.
11:14
SPEAKER_01: Are they actually working?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
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SPEAKER_01: I I was now I've been doing this for years now, but when I first heard it, I was like, How?
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SPEAKER_01: How if if if the sponge with the you know the rough side won't even get this out, how is a paper napkin and dish soap going to get this out?
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know how how it I don't know what happens, it works, it just works, it works.
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SPEAKER_00: That is better than the dishwasher.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm glad to know that because you do you know how many bowls?
11:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I ended up throwing away some of them, but now so because I don't really use plastic anyway, all of mine are glass.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: All my all my containers that um I'm trying to move away from like the microplastic stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: So I have a lot of uh glass, I guess, uh tupperware, so I don't have to worry about that.
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SPEAKER_00: But we got the a lot of times that was the problem.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, I got the wrong I got my paper towel.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, yeah, so that's it.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I'd be I look here's the bowl.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if y'all can see it, but you see the red?
12:30
SPEAKER_02: Can you see the red?
12:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yep, I can see it.
12:34
SPEAKER_02: I can see it.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, perfect.
12:36
SPEAKER_02: All right, so you said put some.
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SPEAKER_02: I got the paper towel.
12:38
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna put the paper tower on here.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, got some done.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: Uh oh, wait, just enough.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
12:46
SPEAKER_02: All right, got water.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's see.
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SPEAKER_01: It don't have a top.
12:52
SPEAKER_01: No, okay.
12:53
SPEAKER_01: I got towels for mess.
12:55
SPEAKER_01: I got towels for mess.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, girl, you are not about to shake that bowl.
12:59
SPEAKER_01: She's shaking it.
12:59
SPEAKER_01: She's shaking what she just oh but you gotta make sure that the the napkin going around.
13:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is it moving?
13:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, good.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
13:10
SPEAKER_01: Hold up.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, that little red ring that was the it's already it's not there.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: What's the pay?
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Is it the is the paper towel magical?
13:23
SPEAKER_01: It don't it it what's in the paper towel?
13:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what's in the paper towel because I said I use the same dish soap even when I'm using a regular dishcloth and it does not work.
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SPEAKER_01: Right, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: What's up with the paper towel?
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SPEAKER_01: What's the center of the paper towel?
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SPEAKER_01: It's the it's the it's the it I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I just know it works.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: I just know it works.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: It's not a lie.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: And you're not even you're not even using bigger than shake it.
13:51
SPEAKER_01: No.
13:52
SPEAKER_00: So it works, it works.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's just regular.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I see just a little bit, but that's good.
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SPEAKER_02: You can't even shake it.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: You can't shake it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the ring is gone.
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SPEAKER_02: It's really soapy.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: Yep, it's gonna be really soapy.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: Yep, it's gonna be, yep, yep.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be soapy with it, by the way.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's okay.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's see.
14:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna pour it in the cup.
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SPEAKER_02: So, what's the difference between the paper towel and the wash?
14:38
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, the little scrub of duct thing.
14:41
SPEAKER_01: The scrub things do not work.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: You have to use the paper towel, the dish soap, and the water.
14:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna wipe it so I can show you.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'll just be and there's no red that even came off anywhere.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: So it means I know if I shook it more, it would be but look, you see how yeah it's different.
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SPEAKER_01: You see the darker staying there, but that's gone.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: And imagine if you could shake it vigorously with a top.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: Now I'm about to be in here shaking bowls.
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SPEAKER_02: I want to see.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my, yeah, very, very interesting.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: And one cooking hack that I discovered.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, and I everybody people cook differently, but specifically for the girlies that absolutely love making spaghetti because we love spaghetti around here, making your sauce from scratch is so much cheaper uh than going to buy the jar that the stuff that's already together and then it's more natural.
15:43
SPEAKER_02: Literally, you just throw your veggies in one thing, stick it in your blender, and season to taste and keep it pushing, and it's cheaper.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:54
unknown: Yeah.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: Just also the other thing, I don't know if you all have ever tried this.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: You know how if your bread's a little hard, especially after you've eaten out, what I do is I'll wrap it, I'll get a damp paper towel, I'll wrap it in there and put it in the oven and then it'll moisten it right back up.
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SPEAKER_00: Instead of throwing out, you know, bread because you feel like it's hard because you know, you because you put it in the fridge and everything.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't particularly microwave it.
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SPEAKER_00: Just like I don't microwave pizza, I pop it in the oven.
16:25
SPEAKER_00: But when it comes to like bread or anything that I want to add moisture back to, I just take a wet paper towel and put it right over.
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unknown: Wow.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: Here's another one also.
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SPEAKER_02: People that get medications like in an abundance, like people that have like high blood pressure, high cholesterol, all the things, they typically re you know, they refill their prescriptions every single month, even if they still have some from the last one.
16:49
SPEAKER_02: So you know how on the pill bottle it says the pills expire.
16:53
SPEAKER_02: If you take all of your meds and put them in, just put them in a bag and stick them in the freezer, you preserve them, they won't expire.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: So you could actually preserve antibiotics and things like that.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: You can keep them in the freezer and you don't have to worry about the expiration date.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: And obviously, these are things that you can use for survival too.
17:10
SPEAKER_02: If things shut down or whatnot, put your pills in the freezer and it will preserve its life span.
17:16
SPEAKER_01: Well, I always went by the not the expiration, yeah.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: No, I just be like, you know, they just say that, but it's still some good.
17:26
SPEAKER_01: Like I seen if it's a year.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, do you know how many times they've taken my same epi pen and just put a new date on it?
17:37
SPEAKER_00: Remember, there was that shortage of epi pens that time.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: They said, you know, I took mine in and they just put a new new uh tag on and gave it right back.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
17:49
SPEAKER_00: So it just goes to show, you know.
17:51
SPEAKER_02: Some medications will lose their potency though, especially like antibiotics and things like that after the expiration date, you know.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: I I not to me, I still take them in.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's any more epi pen, though.
18:05
SPEAKER_02: I think that no, not an epi pen.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like it's a medicine.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: I know I know about I am not going through epi pens like that.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm I manage my allergies pretty well.
18:19
SPEAKER_00: That would be great.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
18:25
SPEAKER_00: So, what are some you know, so let's let's let's hop on this one that that we was really laughing about that I wish somebody would have told me.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: And I know some of us on here has had a this different experience.
18:37
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to you share that one, but I wish somebody would have told me that getting a full-fledged Brazilian, and something that I don't know any woman to really even share or talk about, but I'm gonna mention it here.
18:51
SPEAKER_00: Getting a full-fledged Brazilian, I'm talking waxing all of your hair off, I'm talking all of it, just straight natural bald, disrupts the stream of how you urinate.
19:03
SPEAKER_00: Because if you ever got a squat in a public place, this shit is the worst.
19:09
SPEAKER_00: It's almost as if you got a clean catch because there's nothing there to direct it the right way.
19:14
SPEAKER_00: And I know this because now, especially I I keep a landing strip for that reason.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Because, well, one medical things that I also found out now, and I and I'm I believe I've shared this before.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Um, waxing is considered also medically traumatic to the labia.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: It can it's could it's considered trauma to the labia.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: I had after I had a wax, I was like, what is going on?
19:40
SPEAKER_00: I had like a little itch, almost it felt like a yeast infection itch, but yeast infection does itch, isn't at the top of the labia on the top of the skin.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: And so I had to grab the mirror and I looked, and it my skin was turning white.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: I was like, What the fuck?
19:53
SPEAKER_00: What is that?
19:54
SPEAKER_00: So I went to the I went to my primary care first, so I can go to get a referral to my GYN.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: She took one look and was like, I'm sending you the GYN.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: My GYN immediately looked at it and knew exactly what it was.
20:05
SPEAKER_00: I had to have a labia biopsy.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you something, it ain't nothing to fuck with.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I was in so much pain afterwards.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: I was icing for the weekend because it was at literally the very top of the labial.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: And I think I have something what is called lichen sclerosis, which makes you more susceptible to labial cancer.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: So these are things that I wish people would talk about because you never know what is going on with your body until something traumatic happens to it, and then you you find out what do you mean to tell me waxing can cause labia cancer because of an unknown dormant condition that you might have?
20:49
SPEAKER_00: Um, but outside of that, which made me stop fully getting a Brazilian, now I just kind of wax around, I don't do anywhere where it would cause any major damage or anything else like that.
21:02
SPEAKER_00: But I I wish I would have known that back when I was getting waxes because wow, don't be in public and don't be in a romper, and don't and have to squat in public.
21:17
SPEAKER_00: Everywhere, everywhere.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: So you just in people bathroom pee peeing all over their floor.
21:26
SPEAKER_00: That's not even really, you know what?
21:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna tell you, it's not even the floor.
21:30
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
21:31
SPEAKER_00: Real life.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: I if when I used to have to go, I used to have to wrap it, you know, like I wrap my hand in toilet paper just to make sure, and whatever direction it was gonna go in.
21:40
SPEAKER_00: I had toilet, I had paper there moving that thigh so that the toilet paper can't catch it and so that it's not getting on my clothes, it's not getting everywhere.
21:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not dripping on your leg, all on your shoes, and don't have them flip flops because it'll be on your feet.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm telling you.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: This is not anything anybody told me, but I really don't like going to the bathroom in public places because I hate squatting, especially on the plane.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: Like I make sure I go right before I get on.
22:15
SPEAKER_01: It's so teeny tiny in there.
22:17
SPEAKER_01: I can't even like really squat all the way the way I want to.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: And I've noticed that I need something to hold on to if I'm gonna squat.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: I can't just I need that rail.
22:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna hold on to the wall.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: It has to be something that's gonna help me, you know.
22:35
SPEAKER_01: I need something to balance me.
22:37
SPEAKER_01: It's the weirdest thing.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
22:40
SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: I hold on.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: I hold up in the airplanes, I hold on to the wall and I brace my foot to the oh girl.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: I ain't talking about that's just I don't even go on the airplane no more.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: I I'm talking about in on land.
22:54
SPEAKER_01: I I need something to if if I go to the bathroom at the theater, if I go to the bathroom anywhere, I gotta I need something to hold on to.
23:04
SPEAKER_01: You don't have no balance.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: I I I need or is it just when it comes to squatting, specifically squatting, squatting, just squatting, just and I'm okay.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: My daughter can't squat.
23:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, all you gotta do is bend your knees.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Bend your knees, like she can't do it when it comes to literally trying to squat to pee.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: She can squat somewhere, but to squat to pee for whatever reason, she says her brain just stops registering, and it's like, nope, my knees won't bend.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh damn, that gotta be horrible.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Does she stand up?
23:42
SPEAKER_00: She does she V over the toilet.
23:47
SPEAKER_00: Yep, just like that.
23:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, V over the toilet or reverse V over the toilet.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: You know, but she needs one of those whizzles.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: Fuck is a whizzle.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: What's a whizzle?
23:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, you put it over your you hold it against your labia area and it peas like it's like you're like your dog.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: I feel like that would be a whole mess.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: That's a good idea for no.
24:12
SPEAKER_01: If you gotta go on the side of the road, is it's better than squatting because you you you put it there, but it it has only one place to go and it's gonna go straight down because it covers the whole entire labia, not unless you got a super XL, you know.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: But I mean, you only have a urethra.
24:34
SPEAKER_01: Long as you put it over your urethra, you're gonna be fine.
24:37
SPEAKER_01: But if you got a dinosaur size vagina, I mean it, I mean, I don't know, but if you got a regular size vagina, yeah.
24:56
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what a dinosaur size vagina is, but a really big one.
25:01
SPEAKER_01: You know, they like tall and they high up, and yeah.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's what I saw in the museum.
25:09
SPEAKER_01: They're tall and high up, so I can imagine it's almost like a waterfall.
25:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would be pretty yeah, did y'all see?
25:17
SPEAKER_01: This is way off topic.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: Uh sperm well, when they ejaculate.
25:23
SPEAKER_01: Did you ever see that?
25:25
SPEAKER_01: Yes, no, Pam, look it up when we're done.
25:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm okay.
25:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I want to see that.
25:32
SPEAKER_01: Girl, they made big babies, girl, they fill up the amount, it's like a never-ending stream of semen, semen and girl.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: All that is in the ocean, and now you know you made me think about how many times I swim in the ocean and the water be in my mouth.
25:53
SPEAKER_02: Like, is that why it tastes so salty?
25:55
SPEAKER_02: That's the first thing that I think.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Is that why it tastes so salty?
26:00
SPEAKER_02: Because we are in there swallowing.
26:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is well for those people that say they don't swallow.
26:07
SPEAKER_00: You do, you just don't know.
26:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, you do.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: Who just said deliberately drinking ocean water?
26:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, if you get in your mouth a little bit, you know.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, and even when you think you spit it out, it still hit your it still went in there.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: So technically, I mean, you're giving the whales kind of a little bit of head, maybe a little bit without actual act.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's nice, that's nasty.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: But while we're talking about like not even though it's whales, it brought me to the conversation.
26:39
SPEAKER_00: If there is a man out here who had his what we're talking about, his balls waxed, I want to know if it hurts.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: Because I saw that because I go to European wax center for my my my waxes for my underarms and everywhere, and I it they have they offer that, so I'm just wondering, you know, and you can go all the way, so men can have a whole full Brazilian too.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine a man with his legs up getting his ass waxed, though.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, or his balls waxed, but I'm curious to know if the shit really hurts.
27:09
SPEAKER_00: Because Courtney, you was like talking about how sensitive they are.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: I can only imagine how sensitive, I mean, because the the the scrotum, the skin is thin, right?
27:21
SPEAKER_01: And so if you're like ripping, I can oh lord.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: You don't know think about holding them though, they're holding them taunt before they but the skin is still very thin there, right?
27:34
SPEAKER_01: I I I don't know.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: That just seems like it would hurt more than waxing the the labia and the butt strip area.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: I just feel like it it would hurt more.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, going back to the the the blue whale actually, 10 gallons.
27:57
SPEAKER_01: 10 gallons, that's how much they ejaculate at one time.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: 10 gallons.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine that?
28:04
SPEAKER_00: No, I cannot.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: 10 gallons.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: Men don't do that in a lifetime.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: 10 gallons, that is a lot.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: That is a lot.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: No, that's a that is that's too much.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: So just just one of the salty water.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: That's a little fun fact.
28:24
SPEAKER_00: Salty waters, yes, you know what?
28:27
SPEAKER_00: So the other part when it comes to now, this is not waxing, but I had my very first threading experience.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: Like, remember, I think I shared this um before.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: And when I say the way I'd so I I know a lot of people that thread, Shay, you are a common threader, um, which is odd that you you you that a Brazilian will hurt you, but the eyebrow waxing won't.
28:52
SPEAKER_00: The the way that not the eyebrow waxing, the eyebrow threading, that should hurt so bad.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: I tell you what, I was about to take that woman out.
29:01
SPEAKER_00: She was like, Are you okay?
29:02
SPEAKER_00: No, I absolutely am not okay.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: It it really hurts.
29:07
SPEAKER_00: Threading, threading hurts.
29:09
SPEAKER_00: I go, I go every so often now, still, I've stayed with threading and not waxing because I keep tinting at the same yeah, go to the same place.
29:17
SPEAKER_00: We go to the same place to get waxed, not always the same person, but it doesn't matter.
29:21
SPEAKER_00: This shit still hurts.
29:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't even have my underarms waxed, uh strip wax, um, a Brazilian wax, and it still don't hurt as bad as the threading is the worst.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: The threading is never had pain, felt pain during my threading session.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: I don't think they don't have pain, but your but your labia do.
29:44
SPEAKER_02: Listen, well, she a whole nother, she on a whole nother level.
29:47
SPEAKER_02: Anything, uh-uh, not that we can't do that down there.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: I sent the well penis.
29:52
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't know you are uh what is happening here?
30:06
SPEAKER_00: What is all the way happening?
30:10
SPEAKER_00: I cannot it was a part of it.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you look at it, it looks pretty loaded.
30:27
SPEAKER_01: So I cannot.
30:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I guess that could be something you wish someone would have told you.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, dog, that's crazy.
30:41
SPEAKER_00: Why would someone need to know that?
30:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
30:44
SPEAKER_00: I just unless somebody has some animalistic um thing jumping on a whale because I love the water.
30:52
SPEAKER_02: I said it's important for me to know because I love the ocean.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: Like I go out there and think I'm one of them, seriously.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: So now that I know it just it well, when I get out, my hair is really soft a lot of times, so maybe that has something to do with it also.
31:08
SPEAKER_02: So I don't know.
31:09
SPEAKER_01: So, Pam, you know, we saw the don't remind me, I know that.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: And I'm just saying, you you and Diana was all up in the water, yes, and you from the boat to shore, you was in the water, so just know we saw whales.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: So excuse me, I paddle board it, I paddle board it to the island.
31:30
SPEAKER_01: But guess what?
31:31
SPEAKER_01: There was water getting on the paddleboard that could have had some sperm in it.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Just saying, we know for a fact we were in waters that have whales now.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we were, and they could have just been coming off their rendezvous, you know, just just then.
31:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, she was swimming with the baby.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: I think they were for their rendezvous that pass a lot.
31:54
SPEAKER_01: Their rendezvous clearly, you know for a fact she had a baby, so we know she was having sex, so she know you.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know, she getting hit.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm just saying.
32:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, and she could have been leaving with the baby from her little boothing, little area from you know, and taking the baby on back home.
32:14
SPEAKER_00: You know, well, you know, just and while we're talking about whales, I wish they had like a whale tracker, they might.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: So when I travel, I actually put a I have on my phone a shark tracker.
32:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so all the sharks, yeah, all the sharks that are tagged, it shows you where they are.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: Some of y'all be out here swimming extra on the east coast, not realizing that there is shark-infested water.
32:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: What?
32:41
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and while there are baby ones, there's a there are hundreds of thousands that have been tagged, and they show you all the way the routes of where they have been, where they are.
32:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, those sharks swim all the way from Africa, all the way over to the United States, uh, depending on how I guess the the temperature mating in their migration.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sometimes they close the beaches down here because it's it's so many, and then they do the helicopter from the might not be a helicopter, it might be a drone, but they you can see them when you're up high and how they're passing people, girl, because you can't really know when you like in the water, but looking up high, be like, Oh my god.
33:22
SPEAKER_00: So before I get into any ocean water, I go looking at and even before I go on vacation, if I know I'm going to a specific area, I start looking at how often sharks are in that area, if they're in that area.
33:37
SPEAKER_00: Um, any of them that are routed that way, where they've been, where they're going.
33:42
SPEAKER_00: And then when I get to that location, I'm still looking.
33:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't trust no water.
33:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm not, you know, I don't really deal in the beach a whole lot anyway.
33:50
SPEAKER_00: I have to really see through the water.
33:52
SPEAKER_00: I, you know, I'm talking Turks and Caicos like pool, look like a I'm swimming in a pool, but it's believe it or not, especially along the east east coast.
34:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, did they where you trusted that water in Costa Rica?
34:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I did the shark tracker then.
34:09
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't any sharks out there.
34:10
SPEAKER_00: That's why I said I don't have a shell watcher.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: That wasn't that wasn't tracked yet.
34:15
SPEAKER_01: Say what it was other sharks that wasn't tracked yet.
34:19
SPEAKER_01: Why you say that yet I don't I don't know.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm saying that's why you wouldn't see them.
34:28
SPEAKER_01: You know, jaws.
34:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: There are definitely that's why I said there are sharks that have not been tagged, but right, you know, I'm just you know them big shark movies because they they be megalodon.
34:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Won't get me.
34:48
SPEAKER_01: You don't get it.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: You don't get that, you're gonna get that much.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I don't really like share water spaces.
34:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm not a I I just I don't know, it's it's mental.
34:58
SPEAKER_01: It's in my mind.
34:59
SPEAKER_01: You barely get in your pool at home.
35:01
SPEAKER_01: I've never gotten my full body in my pool.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Never.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
35:06
SPEAKER_01: I know it's crazy.
35:07
SPEAKER_01: I thought maybe when I got it, I would be in there all the time.
35:10
SPEAKER_01: I thought about putting my feet in today this morning because it was it felt kind of good outside, but I didn't because I didn't want to have to go get a towel.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: I wish somebody would have told me that that you're really not gonna use the pool when you get it.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: So whose idea was it to get to get it?
35:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, the first I was like, Oh, that'll be cool.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay, for the kids, Nunchy.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: Uh, then he was like, you know what, yeah, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna get that.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: And then we did it.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: And then so the real question is, how often are you all sitting out on the out back?
35:49
SPEAKER_01: I set out today because my friend uh she stayed here last night until um it was time for her to check into her hotel.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: So this morning I had me some cappuccino, and we set out.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I go out there every day because I gotta take Rhea out.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: But if I didn't have to take Rhea out during the summer, it's too hot.
36:11
SPEAKER_01: I can't oh hell yes, now but now that it was pretty nice out, the weather is changing.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: I could see myself just going out sitting, and like if I get off work, probably like on a Friday, um, just sitting out because it's getting kind of nice out.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: So it's getting beautiful out.
36:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh the evenings here in North Carolina have been amazing.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: You're but you're gonna like winter time.
36:39
SPEAKER_01: This now it's not gonna be as cold as where you were, it's gonna be cold, but it's gonna be a little bit different.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: The only thing I don't like about you know being born and raised in Florida is not being able to see the seasons change.
36:54
SPEAKER_01: You ain't missing nothing.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: No, I want to say that because I love the it's so pretty.
37:00
SPEAKER_00: I love the fall, I love the earth tones and the no mosquitoes and no flies, and not a whole lot of that stuff going on.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: I really do I love that part of the fall.
37:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, we got mosquitoes, and it's changing here really.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: It's changing here sooner than what I thought, but it's it's also chilly um in Maryland.
37:27
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I'm I'm like 25 or something this morning in Maryland.
37:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was pretty chilly.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: I know Tosania said something about it being cold, or neither her or ebony said something about being cold and rainy.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: I was like, what?
37:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh I know I was like, wait a minute, yeah.
37:48
SPEAKER_02: So something I learned over the weekend was so I went outside and I love to sit out on my patio.
37:57
SPEAKER_02: Um went outside and I saw dragonflies just swarming like around my yard, my neighbors, both sides left and right, they were just swarming around, and I'm like, whoa, these two I have seen more dragonflies lately.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: So then I started to see bats with the dragonflies.
38:18
SPEAKER_02: You started saying what?
38:20
SPEAKER_02: Bats.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: So bats eat the dragonflies, yes.
38:23
SPEAKER_02: So I decided to say, well, what is going on?
38:25
SPEAKER_02: Why all of a sudden do I see the swarming?
38:27
SPEAKER_02: So in the when it starts to shift in the fall, and all the rain, the rain, dragonflies eat the mosquitoes to prevent infestation.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: Interesting like so the dragonflies eat the mosquitoes, the bats eat the dragonflies eat the dragonflies and the circle of life.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: So for oh, and here's the thing, though, they do it really quickly, they come through and clean up, clear out, and they go on.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: They were out there for about 45 minutes after the rain, and I noticed there was a bunch of mosquitoes, but all of a sudden I saw the dragonflies, they came through, cleaned up the mosquitoes, and then the bat started chasing the dragonflies.
39:15
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, wow, yeah, didn't know that.
39:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, and do you know what?
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, I didn't go, I haven't gone in years, I haven't gone since 2013.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: But I wonder if that's why they in Austin they have bat fest.
39:30
SPEAKER_00: They have a thing called Bat Fest in Austin every year.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they've done it in uh in the last few years, but it was regular something that they held.
39:37
SPEAKER_00: It's like a certain time of the year, all the bats come out in Austin.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you know, they get ready for Halloween because they vampire, so that's that's why they're coming out because it's almost October and we got to get ready for this was August.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: This was August when uh look Courtney, I'm with you when you're right, girl.
40:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm with you when you're right.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: Halloween is around the corner.
40:03
SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen bats, I haven't seen bats in a very long time.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen bats in a very long time.
40:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've seen it.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: We can see we see them here in Florida.
40:13
SPEAKER_00: Are they native to one area more than another?
40:16
SPEAKER_01: Because I don't recall seeing them like that in the animal channel now.
40:20
SPEAKER_01: I we we just were talking about the sperm whale and stuff like that.
40:25
SPEAKER_01: You didn't post you done posted a whole picture of a whale penis because we was on the topic, so I just thought it so we can have a visual to go with the conversation.
40:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay, see things we wish we knew, like then we I didn't wish I knew that.
40:43
SPEAKER_00: I could have gone my whole life without that piece of information, without that piece of information.
40:51
SPEAKER_02: I would have felt better deceived had I not got this information though.
40:55
SPEAKER_00: Look, maybe had I have been maybe had had I have been a female whale, it would have been useful because I'm like because it makes you, I mean, it I mean what what that's just one.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you never know.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: Are they size different like men?
41:11
SPEAKER_00: Like men, they're mammals.
41:14
SPEAKER_03: Let me say let me think of that.
41:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I am not trying to see no more whale penis, but now I mean whales are mammals, men are mammals, and penises come in different sizes, so they do and shapes.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, that is true.
41:36
SPEAKER_02: Look, not me over here wanting to do screen share.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: Look at me see uh no.
41:47
SPEAKER_00: Are you over there looking up different whale sizes?
41:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I cannot.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: Y'all are y'all are funny.
41:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's my personal opinion that I think they should wear condoms so they will not contaminate the waters like that.
42:01
SPEAKER_02: That's all I'm saying.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: Who is making a condom big enough for a whale?
42:06
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm just saying they should think about that because I feel very violated here.
42:12
SPEAKER_00: How when you go into their you go to their home?
42:15
SPEAKER_02: I know, but I mean I'm a guest there, and they should be a little, they should have manners.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: They I should literally put it in a thing, put it in a thing.
42:26
SPEAKER_00: What what what is what's happening?
42:28
SPEAKER_00: Because right well hat penis is 12 feet long.
42:41
SPEAKER_00: And I'm getting I know how that size because I'm getting ready to get a 10 by 12 gazebo put outside, and I had to do measurements.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: 12 feet blue whales, eight to ten feet, gray and humpback whales, six to ten feet.
42:54
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
42:56
SPEAKER_02: So you mean to tell me it's a penis out there taller than me?
43:01
SPEAKER_01: Taller than me and you together, like us stacked on top.
43:05
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: That is crazy.
43:11
SPEAKER_00: Y'all, this is National Geographic, I tell you.
43:17
SPEAKER_00: It can go either way.
43:19
SPEAKER_01: Elephant penis only six feet.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: Elephant?
43:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not small.
43:28
SPEAKER_01: He's six feet is long.
43:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm I'm saying, you know, compared to it.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: Is that like that's so that's a horse, right?
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Horse is like I'm five feet tall.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
43:43
SPEAKER_02: And we're saying that like, oh, that's all?
43:50
SPEAKER_01: And the barnacle movies, and the barnacle has the largest penis, a barnacle that in the barnacle has the Largest penis relative to its body size growing up to eight times the length of its entire body.
44:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what that means, and I don't even know what a barnacle is.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: They they hatch on, and you can like scrape off the barnacle with the barnacles off of shit.
44:22
SPEAKER_01: They have penis.
44:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
44:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay, hold on.
44:28
SPEAKER_00: Wait.
44:29
SPEAKER_01: When when do we start?
44:31
SPEAKER_02: When did that when do they have how do what?
44:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
44:35
SPEAKER_01: I can look it up.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: How does a barnacle have sex?
44:39
SPEAKER_02: So are they there are they procreating?
44:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, hold on.
44:45
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm here.
44:45
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm here.
44:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm really invested.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: So as barnacles mate by using an extraordinarily long, flexible penis to reach out and deliver sperm directly to neighboring barnacles.
45:03
SPEAKER_02: So it comes out, goes next door, hit them up style, and come back home.
45:08
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
45:11
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
45:13
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
45:14
SPEAKER_01: And because they cannot see, the barnacle extends its penis out of its shell and feels around the surrounding area to find a neighbor because they're intersects, they're hermaphrodites.
45:28
SPEAKER_01: They have both male and female reproductive organs.
45:30
SPEAKER_01: So it don't matter.
45:31
SPEAKER_01: Whatever barnacle is next to me.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: That's it.
45:38
SPEAKER_02: With no permission.
45:39
SPEAKER_00: The crazy part is I never even knew that those things were live.
45:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: I just thought it was like dirt or debris or whatever that just no.
45:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what?
45:55
SPEAKER_00: I was today years old when I really found out what a barnacle was, that it was a living, living organism that had a that is uh and has a flexible penis.
46:08
SPEAKER_00: Wow, okay, y'all, y'all.
46:10
SPEAKER_00: I tell you what, this you know what this is a different kind of happy hour.
46:14
SPEAKER_00: It definitely is.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: We're learning a lot.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: This is science.
46:18
SPEAKER_02: This absolutely is that's true.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: It is it is it is marine biology, and we're it is marine biology, yeah, because it per like once it anchors itself to a hard surface, it could be a crab, it could be a lobster, it could be anything hard, like um a coral or something like that.
46:39
SPEAKER_01: Um it stays there for life.
46:42
SPEAKER_01: So imagine if you the only barnacle that done attached itself and you just got your penis out there feeling, and you don't never feel nothing because there's nothing close to it to die from a lack of sex.
46:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: You see how like you ask yourself questions and then one question leads to another question, and do you like I never thought about that?
47:09
SPEAKER_01: So, for everyone who's listening and watching, I'm sure you have heard something on this podcast tonight that you did not know.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: So now if you're ever on Jeopardy or something like that, guess what?
47:23
SPEAKER_01: They're gonna say C life, you're gonna be able to answer possibly some of the questions that they have.
47:33
SPEAKER_01: What animal has the largest penis relative to its body size?
47:45
SPEAKER_01: What is a barnacle?
47:48
SPEAKER_01: A crustacean in the arthropod family that are stationary.
47:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I am really satisfied with this podcast tonight.
48:03
SPEAKER_02: Say what I am very I am very satisfied with this podcast tonight.
48:09
SPEAKER_00: I am sure you are.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: I think I wish, but you know what?
48:19
SPEAKER_00: Low key, imagine you know, really things.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm glad we knew soon, we know sooner because you're right, Courtina.
48:27
SPEAKER_00: Thinking about it, we were in well water, and you don't really know.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: You know what's weird?
48:33
SPEAKER_00: Imagine sometimes you see stuff floating on top of the water, and you don't really sure what it is.
48:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, we were there, we saw other types of fans in the water while we were there as well.
48:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dolphins we saw dolphins, we could see the whale.
48:52
SPEAKER_01: The whale was the whale, but I was like, Oh my god, what is that over there?
48:56
SPEAKER_01: There were dolphins out there, it could have been Loch Ness, Nessie, the Loch Ness monster, not really Nessie, because Nessie is not over here in the States.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, we weren't even in the States, but it could have been something in the same family.
49:11
SPEAKER_01: We don't know.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: The the the the ocean is not even all the oceans, we haven't even explored half of what's down what's really there.
49:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so there are things in the ocean that we don't even know exist that we haven't even named because we've never seen it before.
49:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I wonder.
49:33
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna send Alton a text message and ask him, can we roleplay tonight?
49:38
SPEAKER_02: I would like to be a barnacle.
49:44
SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do like this?
49:46
SPEAKER_01: Your hand is yeah, yeah.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna see what I can get away with, you know.
49:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, you don't even have to ask in the role play, you just be in the bear and start feeling around.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: Yes, absolutely.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: Y'all believe in mermaids?
50:00
SPEAKER_01: I do, you do.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: I do, I don't know why.
50:04
SPEAKER_01: I just do I believe in aliens, I believe in mermaids.
50:06
SPEAKER_01: I feel like there's mermaids.
50:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why, I don't know why I feel this way.
50:12
SPEAKER_01: I just feel like there is and they might not be called mermaids, they might even be sirens, but there is something that is half human, half because a lot it is it because the whales push out 10 gallons of sperm.
50:33
SPEAKER_02: So um listen, what is it?
50:36
SPEAKER_00: Impregnate people, yes, absolutely.
50:39
SPEAKER_02: So now you got hybrids, which is the mermaid.
50:42
SPEAKER_01: Think about people do have hybrid alien people, yeah.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of, and I don't know where that is in the Bible, but I just feel like all of the species that we have on earth that exist in the in the universe, everything is not listed, you know, in in the world, and there's still things to learn.
51:03
SPEAKER_01: I know I I I just do things are top secret, they got things, you know.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, absolutely.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: They do.
51:11
SPEAKER_01: We definitely have some um other life forces that are already here that walk among us, them shapeshifters, yes.
51:18
SPEAKER_01: Go in Appalachian country, I don't never won't never catch me round them parts.
51:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so speaking of oceans, uh fun fact and something that I did not know that I learned and I'll share.
51:32
SPEAKER_00: If you're ever in um South Africa and you go to the Cape of Good Hope, um, which is in Cape Town, there you they have the Cape of Good Hope have where the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean actually meet, and you know the act that line you don't even see the line, you just it's so the Atlantic Ocean is doing this, yeah, it's very choppy, and the Indian Ocean is doing this, and they aren't they like different colors, yeah.
52:00
SPEAKER_00: But they and they don't cross, yeah, they don't cross into each other, and right you know, this is when you know how, and if you well, you don't really understand the whole mechanics behind it, but how how there is a god because like how what you have very i mean you have things where they meet, and so I don't know where else you know other oceans in their specific areas where maybe the Pacific meets, you know, the uh the other oceans or whatever the the Indian and all that, but to see it is awe-inspiring, it really is, and it's and to sit on the side where because it's on different sides of the Cape, to sit on the side where the water is just relaxed, it just really does something to your mood.
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, think about the Dead Sea.
52:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I swim in the Dead Sea before you you you you float, you there is no sinking, you simply float because of the salt, you know.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: So and you know it's drying up, yeah.
53:04
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I need to go back out there, and so when I was there, I went for I think I don't remember.
53:11
SPEAKER_00: I went to Israel in 19.
53:14
SPEAKER_00: That was the last trip I took before COVID.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh, when I was there, when I went to the uh I swam in the Dead Sea and I I put a whole lot of Dead Sea mud in a water bottle and brought it back, it was so good for the skin.
53:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I have a few little soap bars that I still got from there, but I feel like I want to go back and just just go there and get me some more mud.
53:39
SPEAKER_00: Now they do have a gift shop, but if you go there, you all um, once everything is settled, of course.
53:46
SPEAKER_00: If you go there, don't go to the gift shop, you can literally package your own right from the ocean or the the water there, the dead sea, and just take it back with you.
53:58
SPEAKER_00: But it is interesting of that you can't you can't really swim in it.
54:03
SPEAKER_00: I mean, just basically fall backwards and just float.
54:08
SPEAKER_02: I was told that nothing would uh take you closer to God than getting in the uh going to the Dead Sea after a fresh shave.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: You know what I wish somebody would have told me?
54:22
SPEAKER_01: Right after you get a wet, so when you uh labia's ball and you go to use Dr.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: Bronner's peppermint, oh baby, you on fi.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: That ain't even fi.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: You on fi would you put peppermint anything?
54:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, I well, I don't think I was paying attention, and then it gave you like this yeah, what the what the hell is happening?
54:50
SPEAKER_01: But let me tell you, if you mix it, you know that orange ginger ginger from Bath and Body Works, the body wash with the peppermint Dr.
55:01
SPEAKER_01: Bronner's, you mix them together if it on the body, it feels really good and it makes a great scent when you mix them together.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: But honey, on your lady parts, oh Lord, oh child, that'll wake you up.
55:18
SPEAKER_01: It will wake you up.
55:20
SPEAKER_01: So I'm just telling whoever don't know right now, do not put it near the opening, you know, on the outside, okay, but you got to be careful because the suds are gonna water down and you're gonna feel it.
55:35
SPEAKER_01: So I just want people to need whoever near to say, Yeah, because the cool, the cold rag don't help.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: No, it just gives it a little bit momentum.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: We were talking about over the toilet to be put the fan on the floor.
55:54
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have to be like, Oh my gosh, oh my goodness.
55:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
56:00
SPEAKER_01: So that's something I wish somebody would have told me.
56:03
SPEAKER_00: I wonder if it's the same thing for the underarms if there's burning after faithfully.
56:10
SPEAKER_02: Not for your yeah, no.
56:13
SPEAKER_02: I use the almond though.
56:14
SPEAKER_02: I don't use the peppermint anymore.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: I use the almond.
56:16
SPEAKER_01: I love the almond, girl.
56:18
SPEAKER_01: That is my the almond.
56:19
SPEAKER_01: I've never tried the almond.
56:21
SPEAKER_01: I love the I don't know.
56:22
SPEAKER_01: I just love the peppermint.
56:24
SPEAKER_01: I don't use peppermint.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: It's it's just peppermint is peppermint.
56:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't want peppermint near my neither regions regions, regardless, but I love the almond one.
56:35
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, I and I've I've Dr.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: Boners is actually the only uh soap that I've discovered here lately that I can use on my uh on my my whole body and my lady bits at the same time.
56:51
SPEAKER_02: I am super, I've always been like that, super sensitive.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: So bath and body works and all that stuff.
56:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, body nail and I can't use none of that stuff nowhere.
57:00
SPEAKER_02: I instantly break out, I have like all the things, yeah.
57:05
SPEAKER_02: And so in my and oh, and she's gonna let me know real, real quick.
57:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, I instantly, if I use like something that's scented or has whatever in it, I instantly will react with a yeast infection off the rip.
57:18
SPEAKER_02: Off the rip, yeah.
57:19
SPEAKER_01: See, I'm I'm so glad.
57:21
SPEAKER_01: So when it comes to different fabrics, my vulgar area is very sensitive, but sense, I'm so glad my skin, because I love scents.
57:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
57:33
SPEAKER_01: I think I had sensitive skin, I would be pissed.
57:38
SPEAKER_01: If I was born, if I've had it my whole life, I wouldn't know no nothing.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: But if I just developed sensitive skin right now with scents, like I have an aunt when she comes to my house, I have to turn off my um air diffuser, like she she is so sensitive to anything, any scent, or even if I'm by her, I have to be like, okay, I can't wear this perfume today because she's gonna start sneezing and everything.
58:05
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, oh my gosh, I thank God that He blessed me.
58:10
SPEAKER_01: He knew.
58:10
SPEAKER_01: I thank God that He blessed me not to be sensitive skin.
58:16
SPEAKER_02: I have sensitive skin, but I can use perfumes and stuff, I just can't use soaps.
58:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I can absolutely.
58:24
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I just can't use stuff in the the like sensitive in the regions.
58:29
SPEAKER_00: That's that's my thing on the body.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm really I'm okay.
58:33
SPEAKER_00: But um, before we go, I'm gonna tell y'all a funny thing that I wish somebody would have told me.
58:38
SPEAKER_00: So uh hair skin nail pills, they work great, but they also don't tell you that hair grows everywhere.
58:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so they don't just work for a hair on your head.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: If you are naturally hairy and y'all hear me this, and I don't know if anybody else experienced this, I'm I'm I'm part Mexican and I you know, so I'm already hairy, but yeah.
59:01
SPEAKER_00: Uh I took hair, skin, and nails, and when I say hair was growing every under my arms on my legs, they're everywhere.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: I was going to get waxes almost like every three weeks, like clockwork.
59:12
SPEAKER_00: The hair was growing ridiculous.
59:15
SPEAKER_00: So is it you know, and it is hair, skin, nails, it stimulates hair growth, but people don't talk about where it they the hair where it actually grows and what it stimulates, it stimulates all of your body hair.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: So if you're hairy naturally, yeah, that's just a little word of caution when you are taking supplements like hair skin nails or anything for your hair.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: HRT also hormone replacement therapy.
59:43
SPEAKER_02: Um hairy.
59:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm shaving my mustache every other day.
59:49
SPEAKER_02: You don't get it threaded.
59:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm starting to get a goatee, like I got a mustache.
59:53
SPEAKER_00: This uh this you don't wait a minute, you don't get that threaded?
59:56
SPEAKER_00: No.
59:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, don't get it threaded.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: No, no, I would not.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_02: I will not.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_02: I am having a hard time already accepting that I'm shaving a mustache every other day.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_00: I thread, I thread, you thread it, you do thread.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_00: I have them thread, my always been naturally hairy everywhere anyway, but I thread.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you can't nobody is weird, people can't see it.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: I can see it, I know it's there.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_00: Yes, so I thread, I thread my us when I go in there, I like through my whole face, and I ain't saying it don't hurt hairy circles.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just be plucking, like even when I'm doing this, like and I can pluck today, it's gonna be back tomorrow.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_00: Yes, right, yeah.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_01: Try threading, it can give a thread, it hurt too bad.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it do hurt.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_00: It takes two of them on me.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it hurts like the masses, but you know, it is what it is.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, can you the HRT, like the the the hair, like my your butt, like it, I have to now I'm in there lifting up, holding my cheeks open out in here.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Like I'm in the shower, like, yeah, bent over, holding it open because he gotta shave it.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: What else?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_00: You don't wax.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you don't wax.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_00: She don't wax.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_01: Girl, if you don't wax your ass.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is another thing.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: If you are used to getting waxed, don't go shave in between that wax and then go get wax.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_01: What happens?
1:01:35
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna hurt worse.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: I haven't I haven't used a razor in I don't know, three years.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_01: So let me so I wish somebody told me this.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: When you have radiation and it kills your hair follicles, like my hair does not grow underneath this arm, like it's bare, doesn't grow just like it doesn't grow on the back of my head, doesn't grow.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_01: So with you one arm, that's it, and so I be forgetting.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_01: So you have one wait flag on a plank.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_01: So nothing here is bare.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_01: It's like if I had laser hair removed, well, I had radiation, so it's not my hair falling.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: So hair is not gonna grow here, but hair grows here, and you know, in the mix, like if you had to do two sides, like that's different, I'd be like, God damn it, I forgot again.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, and now it's just kind of like, and my hair doesn't grow like bushy, like thick, full all the time.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_01: So I'd just be like, I guess I'm going natural.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_02: So do y'all get like wax your legs?
1:02:43
SPEAKER_02: You get your legs and everything.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't get my legs waxed, only vulva area wax.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_02: So do you shave?
1:02:49
SPEAKER_02: Do you you shave your legs?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_01: I do.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_02: How often do you have to shave your legs every two months?
1:02:59
SPEAKER_01: Damn, must be nice.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's when I remember, child, because I'd be like, I'd be in the shower, then I've been forgotten the razor, and I ain't getting that.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_01: So I'll be like, Oh, well, I guess on the next time.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_01: Only time I really do it is if I feel like let me look at my legs right now.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_01: When was the last time I shaved?
1:03:15
SPEAKER_01: Like, they pretty good right now.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, pretty hairy as my arms overnight.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_01: For some reason, my legs are not as hairy as my arms.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_00: I've waxed, I've waxed so much that um my legs don't grow as much.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_00: I also did laser hair for like my bikini area, but not the main part because I said I don't want to do the main part, and then I want my hair back.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but my main bikini area I did laser hair removal on, so that part don't grow.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_00: So I just do my I do a partial, I do a full Brazilian, but I leave a landing strip, and everything else from the weights down, it's done, and then my underarms.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_00: So when I go for my wax appointments, I do legs of um full legs, underarms, and full Brazil uh Brazilian, but I I just leave a landing strip.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_00: But I tell you what, lately my legs and my Brazilian area or my bikini area don't grow as fast.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_00: My underarms, child, my underarms are off the chain.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_00: The way they look right now, I may as well put myself in a headlock.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_01: I swear.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: No, I got I'm gonna I have an appointment.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: I have an appointment uh this week to go and get my wax, but I'm gonna have to call and tailor it back because my legs are fine.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_00: And don't let it be winter, low-key.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_00: Y'all be 100.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_00: If I don't have nothing to do or nowhere to go, I will go an entire fucking winter without shaving, waxing, and I don't shave, but without waxing, I mean, and by the time they catch me in the spring, you know, we're not normally get it in February because that's my anniversary time or whatever, but I gotta I have to be going somewhere.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_00: But if I'm wearing long sleeve, I need my fur.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_00: I need all the hair on my legs.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_00: I need I need everything, and so I just don't even bother with it.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_00: So I go majority like um after my birthday in November, I probably don't have I don't do another wax until like February.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: I'll be full-fledged Amazonian up in here.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_00: Well, well then, yeah.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm not waxing, I'm not waxing.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna, I'm not shaving to turn around and go wax because Cortina, you're right.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_00: Because then it makes the hair coarser, yes, it does, yes, it makes it more coarse and it it hurts, it hurts worse.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: So the fact that I've not picked up a razor in like three years, I have I have a pattern, so it's gonna just do my thing.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_00: But we reached the top of the hour in our conversation about hair being snatched off the coochie lips and the butt and the eyebrows and whale spurs, barnacles, barnacles, barnacles, it's been a hell of a it's been a hell of a show.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, but you know what?
1:06:15
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I've it's been it's been really crazy for me trying to just settle in, and you know, everybody is you know, Cortina's not been feeling well, you know, Diana has not been feeling so well, you know, Shay has her things going on, like life is really lifeing for us.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_00: So when we don't, when we skip episodes, please know that we're human and we are all going through some things.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_00: But one of the things that I am grateful for is that we can come here, let our hair down, laugh, and just be us.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_00: And I I needed the laughs today, absolutely needed the laughs today, even though it was it was about well penises and whatnot.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_02: But I think I just needed girlfriend time.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_00: I really yeah, yeah, exactly.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: I really did.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_00: I really did.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_00: Um, so of course, you will see us.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, let me oh, my bad.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm just missing out on everything.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_00: Um, Shay, where can everybody find you at?
1:07:11
SPEAKER_02: You can find me at www.thecoachofourage.com or on Instagram at the Coach of Courage and Dr.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_01: Lewis.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_01: You can find me at the Girlfriend Therapist on all social media platforms and the new art n o I R Center and Smile Facilitation Services.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_00: And you can reach me on all social media platforms at I am Dr.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_00: P Gurley.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for tuning in.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_00: We appreciate all the playbacks, and you will find us here next week, same time, same place, providing life is not life, but you will find us here.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_00: Um, and we appreciate you for coming out.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_00: Have an amazing rest of the week.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_00: It is hump day, go do some humping.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh like the whales.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_02: Like the whales.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_02: Like the barnacles, whatever suits your fancy.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, y'all.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_00: Cheers, y'all.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_00: Cheers, cheers.
1:08:12
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