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FULL SHOW PODCAST: The Woody Show July 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the graphic nature of his program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Well it is Monday. All good things must come to
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  Speaker 5: an end. No, like you know, a long holiday weekends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but yeah, it is Monday. It is July the sixth,
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  Speaker 5: twenty twenty six. Welcome to it. I'm Woody.
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  Speaker 1: That's Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, we got Menace, Gina grad is here, and then
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  Speaker 5: somewhere around here we've got Sea Bass. Not standing at
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  Speaker 5: the microphone right now. I just asked Jeff Gas said
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  Speaker 5: where it's that. He's looking for him right now. Jeff's
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  Speaker 5: on this dude, because he's out looking for Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 1: He's also out looking for Sammy. Right, Okay, those were
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  Speaker 1: either one of them, maybe they were hooking up totally.
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  Speaker 5: They're all here summer, the first day back after our
• 1:28
  Speaker 5: vacation's always a little kind of you know, gatthered all
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  Speaker 5: over the place. You know who is here and standing
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  Speaker 5: right here? It's Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody.
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  Speaker 6: It's like.
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  Speaker 5: We got Vaughan Dumbass, Tyler Bort, Menji, everybody else is here.
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  Speaker 1: Phones are up at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
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  Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to two to
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  Speaker 5: nine eight seven. We got the weekend cheers and jeers,
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  Speaker 5: the super sized post holiday, post vacation cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 5: We'll have that for you this morning. Trending new headlines.
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  Speaker 5: We'll get some of that birthday's porn of birthday coming
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  Speaker 5: up here on The Woody Show. Today, Menace is National
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  Speaker 5: Fried Chicken Day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know how much you like cheeky chicken.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: It is also Greg It's National hand roll Day, So
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  Speaker 5: one of MENACE's favorites. One of Greg's favorites. Actually two
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  Speaker 5: of those things are. I mean, Menace like sushi.
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  Speaker 6: Li Oh yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: There's this hand roll place that I want to take
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  Speaker 1: you down the street and.
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  Speaker 5: You take it for a handy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do that and take you to this
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  Speaker 1: hand roll. Yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 5: National Fried Chicken Day, It's National hand roll Day.
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  Speaker 1: Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Today is National patio Umbrella Day.
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  Speaker 3: Industry and Business.
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  Speaker 6: I know you're always going through that.
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  Speaker 3: Every five weeks. I'm getting a new one.
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  Speaker 5: It's well and the reason is because Greg doesn't like
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  Speaker 5: to put the umbrella down. He'll leave it out there
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  Speaker 5: in the weather and the wind.
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  Speaker 6: And he's insane.
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  Speaker 5: That's why, because you leave a giant sail up on
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  Speaker 5: I do we found Sammy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi Sammy. We've located Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody a right there she is.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody can relax, we've located Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: So the umbrella thing, I want to look at my
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  Speaker 3: yard and think, oh, that's resort living. Does it looks
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  Speaker 3: like a resort when they're all tied down and closed.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of the night, the restaurants, the resorts,
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  Speaker 1: they put the umbrellas there.
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  Speaker 3: But they also have a ton of people that do that,
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  Speaker 3: and it's just me and I'm like, and it's also.
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  Speaker 1: Just one umbrella.
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  Speaker 8: You're like, I don't work here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't work here.
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  Speaker 9: Is living at the resort?
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  Speaker 5: It is one umbrella?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 6: I have four four umbrellas, Yeah four?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you put four?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? So I have like all in the backyard. I
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  Speaker 3: have three in the backyard, and then I have one
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  Speaker 3: in like the at the front door, like in the
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  Speaker 3: little courtyard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you leave all of them up at
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  Speaker 1: all times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the most part. One of them I keep
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  Speaker 3: closed all the time because it's the newest one.
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  Speaker 6: You have an outdoor cafe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh a right, Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 3: A little outdoor dining area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you ever use it? Of course you Doah,
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  Speaker 1: it's right next to the grill.
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  Speaker 5: And I think a lot of people have those things
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  Speaker 5: that he's never used though.
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  Speaker 3: No, I like summertime. I'll spend eighty percent of my
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  Speaker 3: time outside.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well this is something Greg will have no use for.
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  Speaker 5: It's also Umbrella Cover Day.
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  Speaker 8: No, I doesn't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: But Greg.
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  Speaker 5: It also is the beginning of Nude Recreation Week.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is just made for you the.
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  Speaker 3: Season of.
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  Speaker 5: And it's the beginning. Is this Shark Week? It says
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  Speaker 5: Shark Week? But is this Discovery Shark Week?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe sixth?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like that was in August or something. Me too, No,
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  Speaker 5: it's in July for Discovery Channel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Shark Week.
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  Speaker 10: But it's later. See okay, I'm looking up.
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  Speaker 11: It says it starts Sunday, July twenty sixth, Saturday, August first.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, on our official list of holidays. I guess
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  Speaker 5: maybe this is the official holiday. Discovery may do their
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  Speaker 5: own thing, but there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Shark.
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  Speaker 5: I did see a video where these people and they
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  Speaker 5: were completely unaware there's a shot by a guy who's
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  Speaker 5: just flying a drone and people are on a paddle board.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, the chick was doing the paddling. The
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  Speaker 5: guy is just on his like hands and knees on
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  Speaker 5: the back of the paddle board like a little bitch
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  Speaker 5: riding bitch. Yeah, there's a lot of these comments too,
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  Speaker 5: like why why is she paddling?
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever used a paddle board?
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  Speaker 1: It's so hard it doesn't look fun.
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  Speaker 5: It's really it doesn't look interesting to me anyway. So
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  Speaker 5: they're just you know, out of the water, oblivious to
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  Speaker 5: the fact there is this giant shark that's just scoping
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  Speaker 5: him out. Yeah, and the shark. The shark is just
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  Speaker 5: do you see it? Yeah, shark, look at that, Greg.
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  Speaker 5: The shark is just investigating and chill. That shark is huge. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: say that's a big ass shark. And they were they
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  Speaker 5: were just not aware whatsoever. This guy if if he
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  Speaker 5: would have like fell off the back of that thing, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's done toast, dude. I just read a fun fact
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  Speaker 1: about shark the other day. I told you, big, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that are older than the rings of Saturn, that they've
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  Speaker 1: been around for over four hundred million years because there's
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  Speaker 1: like some old shark hanging out somewhere going, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I remember when Saturn got rings.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there were sharks before there were trees.
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  Speaker 8: Apparently, what hew, they're full on dinosaur.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and today is a national air traffic control dawn job.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's not That's the job that I would have
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  Speaker 5: wanted lifetime if radio didn't work out. My fallback. I
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  Speaker 5: wanted to uh enroll and do all the training to
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  Speaker 5: be an air traffic controller. I thought that'd be really cool.
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  Speaker 5: And then the cutoff for that is thirty years old.
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  Speaker 5: They just did a big hiring thing. Oh yeah, they
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  Speaker 5: opened up for applications. They had a record number of
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  Speaker 5: people apply. It's a good paying job. Yeah dude, But
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  Speaker 5: then there's a lot of training and there's man, there
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  Speaker 5: is so much to know.
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  Speaker 8: That is my worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Morgan can't do it now because she's way.
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  Speaker 1: Too Yeah, but my uncle even you're too old for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my uncle did it for Zula, Montana Airport and Boise,
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  Speaker 1: Idaho Airport and he got to retire super early and
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  Speaker 1: has been like kicking it.
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  Speaker 5: What was your like if if this didn't work out?
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  Speaker 5: Even when you were like kind of grown up, Like,
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  Speaker 5: what was your your your other? What did you want
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  Speaker 5: to be? What'd you want to do? Like, because let's say,
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  Speaker 5: like we even once you started radio, what was gonna
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  Speaker 5: what was gonna be your fallback? Like if this doesn't
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  Speaker 5: work out, what do you think you would have tried
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  Speaker 5: to do?
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  Speaker 3: As a kid? I knew I wanted to be in
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  Speaker 3: radio because one of my best friend's dad was on
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  Speaker 3: the radio, and I thought he was the coolest guy
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  Speaker 3: on earth. But if that didn't work out, if that
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  Speaker 3: didn't work out, oh my god, I never had a
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  Speaker 3: plan B. Something like along the lines of working at
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  Speaker 3: a grocery store. I've always wanted to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, something where you can drive the door upen like
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  Speaker 5: delivery drive, delivery driver? What about Eugena?
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  Speaker 8: Mine were super attainable. As a child, I either wanted
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  Speaker 8: to be a Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader or an astronaut,
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  Speaker 8: so I can change anytime menace.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to go to school for film and television,
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  Speaker 1: which I did, and then I started working television, but
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  Speaker 1: then I started doing radio. But as a kid, coincidentally enough,
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  Speaker 1: I was super into being an oceanographer because you go
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  Speaker 1: to the ocean and I used to be able to
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  Speaker 1: name like every single whale, every single type of dolphin,
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  Speaker 1: because there's multiple dolphins out there, and this is.
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  Speaker 5: Some random ass stuff you wouldn't guess.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, biology, what.
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  Speaker 1: About you, Sammy.
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  Speaker 11: I wanted to be a sign language interpreter. I took
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  Speaker 11: two years in high school and two years in college
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  Speaker 11: and that was actually my plan A.
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  Speaker 10: And then I found radio and I was like, forget
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  Speaker 10: that sigling.
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  Speaker 8: Do you still remember it?
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  Speaker 1: I forget that.
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  Speaker 12: I know a little bit, yeah, a little bit of it.
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  Speaker 3: Greg.
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  Speaker 5: I thought your fallback, you wanted to be a stay
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  Speaker 5: at home like a kept man.
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  Speaker 3: That's still my fall do. That's still my dream. That
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  Speaker 3: is my forever.
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  Speaker 2: I always wanted to be an athlete or a drummer
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  Speaker 2: because I used to play drums, so I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be in a band.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I like that.
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  Speaker 12: A girl drummer.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that would be cool.
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  Speaker 8: I mean they're just called drummers.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, but there's not that many female ones.
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  Speaker 5: Like how you know it's not gay marriage is married,
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  Speaker 5: just married. That's what great.
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  Speaker 1: He's been saying, thank you all right time for your
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: birthdays and your porno birthday bill show is.
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  Speaker 3: Shirethday we're going it's Shiver Day.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna sit the cogs.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's shiverfday. And you know you don't do birthday.
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  Speaker 5: So if you haven't watched Tulsa King yet, that's a
• 9:24
  Speaker 5: great show. Uh, Philadelphia is still living on a rocky
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  Speaker 5: all these decades later. But the happy birthday to Sylvester Stallone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: who was eighty years old today?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Kevin Hart is forty seven today.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty cent. This guy right here fifty cent King and Petty,
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  Speaker 1: he's fifty one. George W.
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  Speaker 5: Bush, the forty third President of the US, is eighty
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  Speaker 5: years old today.
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  Speaker 1: Damn Jeffrey Rush he's.
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  Speaker 5: Won an oscar yep, he's want Shine and pirates Caribbean.
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  Speaker 5: He's seventy five. And then your porno birthday day is
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  Speaker 5: Alana Evans Aunt Today's birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Girl.
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  Speaker 1: She's been slabbered on more than a dog toy.
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  Speaker 5: And she's also the president by the way of the
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  Speaker 5: Adult Performance Artist Guilds. She's been in seven hundred fine
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  Speaker 5: adult films, including fifty State, Masturbate Hi. She was in
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  Speaker 5: Face Sprayers Volume one, Bend Over and Say Ah Volume two.
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  Speaker 5: She was in the election themed stuff her ballot box
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  Speaker 5: also Vagina Code. She was in I'll Toss your Salad
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: if you butter My Buns. Who could forget her unforgetable
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: role in all Anal on the Western Front. It's Alana Evans.
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  Speaker 1: It was fifty years old today and at your borno birthday,
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  Speaker 1: your celebrity birthdays here for you on this Monday morning
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  Speaker 1: on the Woody Show, The Woody.
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  Speaker 5: Show, and we are into another hour.
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  Speaker 1: It is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Gray, I gotta breaks up about Greg here at a second.
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  Speaker 5: It's not necessarily a bad thing. I want to I
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  Speaker 5: want to try to help Greg.
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  Speaker 6: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I need lots of help in general, and
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  Speaker 3: I think I have somewhat of an.
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  Speaker 5: Idea what it could be. Oh okay, you know, anyway,
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  Speaker 5: there's menace. Gina Grant is here. Friends are open eight
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  Speaker 5: seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a
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  Speaker 5: text over to two two nine eight seven. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to like, you know, I don't know what you
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  Speaker 5: got for cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, But.
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  Speaker 5: This insomnia he keeps talking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you know, Greg's talking about how his insomnia
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  Speaker 1: is like so bad.
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  Speaker 3: It's on.
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  Speaker 5: I have a couple thoughts. Number one, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 5: he forces himself to stay up way later than he should,
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  Speaker 5: so his schedule is all jacked up. True, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and it doesn't make any sense. He doesn't prioritize You
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  Speaker 5: don't prioritize sleep. That's that's part. Like a regular routine
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  Speaker 5: is big for that kind of thing with life. That's
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  Speaker 5: good number two. And we brought this up before. It's
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  Speaker 5: this whole thing where it's like he'll sleep on the
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  Speaker 5: couch if the beds made.
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  Speaker 1: Too nice, that's not going to help out with it
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  Speaker 1: kind of insomnia thing either completely. You're not You're not
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  Speaker 1: You're not really comfortable, like.
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  Speaker 3: You know, yeah you have you have a good hair day,
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  Speaker 3: and then there's days you have a good bed day.
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  Speaker 3: You're having a good bed day.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to actually just wouldn't be comfortable in
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  Speaker 8: that bed.
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  Speaker 1: I actually have a I don't know. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: beef with that at all because actually when I when
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  Speaker 1: I can't sleep, I'll go sleep on the couch. And
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  Speaker 1: then that's different.
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  Speaker 5: He's not he's not making the decision to sleep there
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  Speaker 5: because he's not getting the right sleep in his bed.
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  Speaker 5: He's deciding to stay on the couch. Is the couch
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  Speaker 5: more comfortable in your bed. It's not technically more more comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's not so in general, it's not your
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  Speaker 1: bed should be more comfortable than your couch, and you
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  Speaker 1: do have those nights that for whatever reason, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Just not working. Fine, I get it. It could be a
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  Speaker 5: good couch. A good night in the couch every once
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  Speaker 5: in a while is good. But when you're having insomnia
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  Speaker 5: issues on top of that, Greg's mind, as we know race,
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: is like crazy, right. He obsesses about everything, literally everything,
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  Speaker 5: and it's the dumbest stuff. Or then if it's not
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  Speaker 5: about that kind of thing, like any kind of thing
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  Speaker 5: worriesome he's worried about, like are thinking about I forgot
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  Speaker 5: the thing was recently you said, But like there was
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  Speaker 5: another one that one of the classics is like are
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  Speaker 5: we over shrimping?
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  Speaker 1: We're gon we're gonna run out.
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  Speaker 5: Of shrimp because you know, red lobsters doing endless shrimp
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  Speaker 5: Like I know, but think so his mind is easily occupy.
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  Speaker 3: You're in a random town at a random restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: they have shrimp, and then like, wait, but the grocery
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  Speaker 3: stores have shrimp. Every restaurant has shrimp.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much shrimp over shrimping. So this is the right.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot the other random thing you brought up.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was something we were traveling recently, had
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  Speaker 5: some kind of random like you know, like thing that
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  Speaker 5: you said that you wonder about, Yeah, something.
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  Speaker 3: About hotels or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, so there's all these things.
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  Speaker 6: Toby drinks himself to sleep, he.
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  Speaker 5: Does, but also that could be well, the alcohol is
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  Speaker 5: a known thing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't stay asleep, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 5: Then the alcohol, you know, doesn't it like convert someone
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  Speaker 5: of the sugar, right, and that will then Yeah, so it's.
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  Speaker 3: Called the trojan horse because it'll make you fall asleep
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  Speaker 3: and then you wake a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 5: So that's not helping. And that could be changing with
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  Speaker 5: age two, like the way your body is metabolizing. All
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  Speaker 5: this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just throwing all these random things for you to
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  Speaker 1: think about, and I think you really do need because
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: for you know, you, you are the only person in
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  Speaker 1: this room who says they want to live forever. I know,
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  Speaker 1: so for somebody who's interested in living forever, maybe look
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  Speaker 1: into these things. And you got to prioritize your your
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  Speaker 1: arrest and your sleep because this insomnia conversation you constantly have,
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  Speaker 1: yet you make all these like very odd decisions. You
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  Speaker 1: all do things to calm your mind. You do things
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: to ramp your mind up. Maybe menace hook them up
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  Speaker 1: with some edibles.
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  Speaker 3: He definite Indica the past few days, man, I'm talking
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  Speaker 3: nuclear tsunami insomnia where I would fall asleep on the
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  Speaker 3: couch at let's say nine pm, wake up at midnight,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm up for the day.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Jeff Nero Nero sleep are really good. You've heard
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  Speaker 6: nero gum right, Yeah, and turns you up. You know,
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  Speaker 6: sleep is fire. It's but it also doesn't like make
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  Speaker 6: you super good. It's gone next morning. It's like a
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: little like a mint, Yeah, kind of.
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  Speaker 8: I'm looking to sleep and recharge mints.
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  Speaker 3: You get this, uh st.
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: You because I tried to do it.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: The onies olielie. It's O l l y the gummies.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: The only thing is they will help me go to sleep,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: but they give me crazy dreams.
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: That's the melatonin insane.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: Like I stopped doing it.
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: Do you guys ever wake up because you have a
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: song playing in your head so loud it like wakes
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: you up. That happened to me.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I get a song stuck in my head a lot.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't wake me up.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: And I don't know. I couldn't tell you the last
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: time I heard this who who remembers? And I know
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: just how to whisper and know how to air supply
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: woke me up. It was pounding in my head last
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: night making love and.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I'm in a movie.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: Was it must have been.
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: It must have been on TV.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I could not go just a song that's in your
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: head for no reason.
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: It had to be on TV. It was pounding so
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: loud in my head.
• 16:11
  Speaker 12: It woke me up.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: How does this something in your head get loud?
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's weird.
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: You met me right, I mean.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: You are crazy this multiple personality disorders.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: So, Greg, do you have a cheers cheers to?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nuclear insomnia cheers uh, cheers to. I mean, it
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: was a great week. But I ran into an old
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: friend slash colleague who I hadn't seen in a decade.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I guess it's really cool to catch up with people
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: that you know from the past. And this is the
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: dude that named me, Greg Gory, so that's a big deal.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: He and I have this huge history. He was kind
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: of a mentor and I hadn't seen him in ages,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: and it was really cool to catch up for about
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: an hour or so, just stopping through on a huge
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: multi state motorcycle ride.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, I got you cool. You're gonna say it was
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: cool for about an hour or so and then that
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: was over it. That's sounded like I mean it was
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: cool I limit with this guy, but no, it was
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: in a one hour like catch up session. It was
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: really cool. That's good to see people like blast from
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: the past. And what's nice is when there has been
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: that big lapse between like the last time you saw
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: them or talk to them or whatever, and you just
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: pick up yeah, as if like you saw him last week. Yeah, totally,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: because there's always that kind of weird thing like, oh man,
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: how's this going to go?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Like, what are we going to you know, not what
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: are we gonna talk about?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: This? Plenty of stuff to talk about, but is the
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: conversation gonna be weird or awkward?
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, because you haven't seen them in a while.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right, it was.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Dudes have an easier time with that kind of thing.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard before, like you know, female friends of
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: mine or my wife talking like oh okay, I think
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: you guys overthink too much of what the interaction is
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: going to be, whereas guys just like, yeah.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: And so social media, you know what people are.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Up to exactly. Yeah, so you're still divorced.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff g weekend cheers and jeers.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Cheers to my son who only got a job. Thank god,
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: he's going to be organizing someone's house.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: What.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he found it, like someone was looking for it
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: in the neighborhood to help them organize their kitchen in
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: all their rooms.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: And they were just looking for faster.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, air tasker, air tasker.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I've seen like where you can ask people
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: to do you put it, you put it out to bid.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: It's not like, oh I need someone to put furniture together.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: There's plenty of those kinds of things. We could do
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: that too, but you can say like, yeah, I just
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: need someone to help me organize, like this.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Is legit, legit. Yeah, so it's they said it's going
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: to be about a two week job, so they must
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: be orders.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, that's how Kim Kardashian started organizing people's closets.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: So he's are you telling me my kid's going to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: get into porn?
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Next?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Started with rage.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: That was the first I heard of Kim kardash before.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Ja was organizing people's closets for real. That was her job.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: But she wasn't famous. She was just doing that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't get famous organizing. She got famous taking it. Dude,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: he might organize the right person's closet. And because yeah, maybe.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Jeers for me is my wife never answering her phone
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: when I call, Like I could be dead on the
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: side of the road and a ditch on fire whatever.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: She is so horrible about answering my calls.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: It's ridiculous, you know what I do when that happens,
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: because yeah, if I'm if I'm calling, I'm not just
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: calling to shoot the ish. Yeah, you know, like I'm calling,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: you know, in the middle of the day, especially like
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: if I'm at work or whatever, because there's a thing, yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: and there's an answer to it's need And if I'm calling,
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: it's because I need the answer right now. I would
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: text if it's like, hey, would you get a chance?
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: But yeah, so what I'll do and my son too.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: The rule with the kids is you can have these phones, but.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: What I call, you better pick up and I know
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: you're around and don't tell me you didn't have your phone,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: because mother effort, I you always have these phones exactly,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: you're constanting these phones. So what I'll do is I'll
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: go into the find my I'll find my wife's phone
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: and I'll ping it like it's lost, so it doesn't
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: matter if it's silent, does a matter where she is
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: or whatever, and she knows it's me, and she'll see
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: up miss call and she'll call me right back. Same
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: with my son.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Oh my great idea.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, but you're not gonna ignore me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: That's way better than the ones that I do.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I have the smart lights, so I'll turn the lights
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: on and off in the house. Yeah, and then I'll.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Haunt her.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: You get those cameras, you can talk doing that camera.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll go through Facebook, perfect, and I'll talk. I'll
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: make it ring through Facebook as a call all.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Love talking to I'm a person who's just gonna call
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: you just to chat.
• 20:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my babe.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: So does she not pick up for anyone or.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: She just not just me? It's just yeah. So I
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: call the kids and then give him over and then
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: she picks up, which is dumb. I won't even been married. Wow,
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: it'll be twenty years in August.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Now she's over you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: And weekend cheers and.
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: Jeers, Oh my god, cheers to good house guests. I
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: had my oldest his friend and her daughter come stay,
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: and this was her daughter's big high school graduation trips.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: I wanted to make it super fun to your house.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Yes, and it was so it was.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: She's doing that. No, she's doing all that for college.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: She's getting out of out of.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Miami.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: And that was and I was so proud to Shoo
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: because she's always been like like the left brain and
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: I was the right brain, and you know what's going
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: to happen to crazy Gina and like she's like, yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: I get it. Look at your beautiful house. So they
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: stayed with us. They keep their stuff in their suitcase.
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: It's not everywhere they even we had these tickets to
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: this like festival, and they decided the last minute they
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: didn't really want to go, and they're like, we would
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: love to stay here and watch your puppy for you.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: I was like, girl, yes, oh my god.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: So we I still had to go with the kid
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: and the husband, but they stayed and watched Pip, which
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: was so nice of them. And they were just they
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: brought this card game that we played every night.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: To get out of going to the festival.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: If they said, hey, we changed our mind, we don't
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: want to go. Yeah, rip no, but.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: We're still going to go to this festival and fight
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the crowd. And I didn't want to go.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Remember, my husband has a bum knee. I had to
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: drive Sammy. You would have loved the game they brought.
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: It's called Moose Master. I can't call it moose Knuckle,
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: but it's Moose Master. It's so much fun. And yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: we just had we just had a great time and
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: I got I put to you know, like my I'm.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Already thinking about what I would have done differently. I'm
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: like a friend's over right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: How often you see this friend?
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, once every few years, once every few.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Years, even more perfect? Right, So here you have tickets
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: to a festival. They don't want to go. Great, but
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: your husband and your son still want to go. He
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: can't drive. This is the perfect opportunity for a service
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: called uber right, because they don't have to.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Then you know, you're fine, you don't pay the park
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but you don't have to drive them, and
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: he can't get mad at you because this is a
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: friend that you hardly ever get to see and they're
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: at the house, so you know what, I.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Should really stay back.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: I thought about it here.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Let's just let's just.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Splurge for the uber and you guys go have a
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: great time at the festival. I'll see when they get back,
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: and then you don't have to go.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: You had the perfect out.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: This is the thing, like they need me, like you don't.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: I spent an hour in line for a food truck
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: for them? Why because I'm an idiot?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No, but that's the thing.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: They don't need you. You get taken advantage of it
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: in that way. Maybe I just same way that my dude.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: My father in law is the smartest person I know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Years ago, he got sent out of town temporarily three
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: months or so on a job. Right the company work
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: for was doing something, so like temporarily out of town.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: So my wife and my mother in law go to
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: visit him at one point while he's out of town
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: for this few months. They walk into his temporary housing.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: He has a washer and dryer in there, but he's
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: got clothes hanging from the ceiling fan. What when they
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: walked in and now to this day. Dad's an idiot.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: He doesn't know how to do it. So he does
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: know how to do this stuff. He doesn't want to
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: do this stuff, and so he knows by hanging things
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: from the ceiling.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Fan.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, he doesn't know what he's doing. Oh stupid man, Oh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: stupid dad, stupid husband. Yeah, yeah, and so he doesn't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: have to do it anymore. He's never asked to do
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: laundry like you you you throw in like some time.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: This doesn't all the time.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But he's convinced his wife that he doesn't know how
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to do this laundry.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I do, I do.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I get a steamrolled because I want to help everybody.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: But so that, so that, but that was awesome years too.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: I thought when you get a puppy, they start calming
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: down with every month, and then all these trainers I
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: follow on Instagram say watch out for the four month mark.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: That's when they go crazy. My dog has gone full
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: psycho path. She's so reactive. All of a sudden, she's
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: gnawing everything, chewing everything. She ate the ass out of
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: my husband's underwear that was everywhere, and now she is
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: attacking us all the time. I have so many videos
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: of this. I was hiding under the blame gets. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: had to call my husband in the other room. This
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: is what it sounded like the other night.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: You're encouraging it. Yeah, you're encouraging it. How she thinks
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: you're playing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: I'm not playing back with her. I'm not pushing her.
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: I'm hid.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: With It's like with kids, like if they're getting away
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: with it, and even if you're laughing, unless there's like
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: a strict discipline, like you grabbed.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: By the face, no, huh her whatever in the crate.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: We did that last night. It was just crying the
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: whole time. So then I was told, you're supposed to
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: put your you're supposed to grab the bottom of their job,
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: but you're supposed to put your thumb on their tongue,
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: and they hate that. I'm trying, but this little girl
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: is like, she's going crazy.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You's so cute.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: But she doesn't. The second she gets the rest of
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: her shots, the parvo and the rabies, we're going we're.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Going to like pet's smart. They have like trainers that
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you can get.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: We are going to boot camp.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Baby, because you can't like this.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: He went to his house to go visit and he's
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: got one of these little annoying dogs too. Oh man.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And this this dog just does whatever it wants. It's
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: constantly like on you, on you, on you, like you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: can sit on the couch. It jumps up on the couch.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Which fine that you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Let your dog's up on your furniture. That's your business
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: at your house. But when guests are over and you're
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: sitting there and they're constantly crawling, you can't even push
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: them away, and the owners doing nothing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: I want my dog manners.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: This dog is like licking, licking, licking. Oh my god,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: I can't even have my hand on my lap, like
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I gotta like move my hands away. And the the
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: owners not not c not what. It's constant. We're there
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: for five hours, that's the thing. Five hours of being
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: lived and.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Gets away with it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Puts you on the inside of me or something.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: She's so fluffy and she's so cute. Everyone eggs are on.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: I go please, I'm trying to get her to stop
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: doing that. You need the teah, I'm working on it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well there you go.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Very vicious.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Daughter's the killer.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: The thing is like four pounds. You grab it up,
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: you put it in the minute the first time, you know,
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: and you grab it, you put it in the crazy
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I put it in air, jail hold it, maybe think
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: you're playing. You put it right in that crate. Throw
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: a sheet over the crate so you can't see canary. Yeah,
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: and then ignore it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 12: Good idea.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: And if he cries, let it cry or Craig right,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: put it down.
• 27:31
  Speaker 12: Now, I jo like an.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Idiot asking me all these questionsmer is not there.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Gina Gran Trending news headlines.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: World Cup knockout rounds have been pretty crazy, and soccer
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: haters like me, we can all chill because there's no
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: we're ties. France and Morocco advanced to the quarterfinals on Saturday,
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: and then yesterday Norway knocked out five time champs Brazil.
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: Plus England beat Mexico.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Wait, who is favored the win the whole thing? Was
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: it Brazil?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: France is favored.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Before before it started.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: France was favorite France I was talking of.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: And we've got two big matches today Portugal versus Spain.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: By the way, Christiano Ronaldo announced this will be his
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: final World Cup, you guys, and then USA versus Belgium
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: and some greatness for the USA. We're gonna have our
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: top soccer, our top goalscorer back, so fuller in Ballagon.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: He got that red card in the US at the
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: last match and was supposed to be suspended for today's game,
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: but it was overturned by FIFA, and President Trump is
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: taking credit for it, because of course he apparently blew
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: in that call to FIFA to complain.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is that what I mean?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Is that soccer works? Is that real?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: I don't follow soccer enough?
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Taking credit for it?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah, no kidding, the sun came up like,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: of course.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: It's a day that ends in why of course. So yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: so thank you for that. And the twenty three year
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: old guy accused of killing conservative activist Charlie Kirk last September,
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: he's back in court this week for that preliminary hearing.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Prosecutors they're expected to lay out some of their big evidence,
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: like surveillance video and messages they say have a confession
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: on them. The judge will decide if there's enough evidence
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: for the case to move forward to trial, and prosecutors
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: want the death penalty. Now, this guy hasn't entered a
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: plea yet because that comes after the judge decides whether
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: the case should proceed and cameras will be allowed in
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: the courtroom if that's something you are interested in watching.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: This is another one man where the conspiracy theorists are
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: running wild. I've heard the face of the video exploding microphone,
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: you know thing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they slowed down video of every nanosecond.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: There were like pieces of plastic from the microphone that
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: were like, you know, cleaned up from the ambulance and
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: taken away and blah blah blah. You know, I don't
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: know there was that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Who was it that?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Uh, they were like putting explosives in people's like pagers
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: and cell phones. Remember they're taking a yeah that way. Yeah,
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: they're saying the same kind of thing. There's a number
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: of the conspiracy theories.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: The mic was rigged.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the mic was rigged, I think because I don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't follow any of this, so I don't know
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: if this is even real, but I did conspiracy theory.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: The conspiracy theory, you're my go to. I'm citing this
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: your job up on all the conspiracy I am citing
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: to what you're talking about. I'm citing the theo von
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: podcast because I did hear him discussed as saying that
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: they said that the warehouse where the microphone was made,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: like the same week all burned down. Oh so they're
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: like putting I don't know if that's true or not.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Cover up all the Yeah, yeah, cover the explodings.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: Well, a Delta Airlines flight was hit by a firework
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: while landing at Chicago's Midway Airport on the fourth of July.
• 30:43
  Speaker 13: We have some audio of that, Rodrick and ten seventy six.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you'll be able to assess any
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: there's any damage at this time.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And we're just hoping it was just the mortar that
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: went off underneath, but definitely felt the big sang.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: There have been multiple reports, so you can imagine the
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: cities are where. They said they would notify the Chicago police,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: but you know, I don't know what they'll do.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what are they gonna do?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: Shoot at the fireworks.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Best has the issue of calling teachers superheroes. Pilots are
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: legit superheroes.
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: Chill, dude, I think we just got here.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: But they're still flying, so it wasn't like they were
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: spiraling toward the earth.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: OMG, you guys, guess what in the sorry in the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: in the air World. Is vocal Fry like made fun
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: of in the reality TV show World because vocal Fry
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: is like big time mate.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: God Yeah, well no, I think because he's looking at
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: stuff and he's evaluating at like you're you're doing a
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: lot of thinking as you're having those conversations. You've got
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: a question from traffic control.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And you're looking at something. You know, you're looking at
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: a reading of something. Well, no they are.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: I mean they're they're looking at you know, they feel
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: how much fuel do you have? How much you'll They'll
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: be asking all these different questions.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Check.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: I'd be like, I don't know, bitch, just help.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I know they're saying there are a lot of pilots
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: that because there was a question like why do they
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: all sound like you know the same as far as
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: like really low because a lot of people and it's
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: for us, it's not this way because we talk on
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: microphones and hear ourselves and headphones all the time. But
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: for people who don't do this for a living, when
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: you hear yourself recorded, it throws you off, or when
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: you hear yourself back in headphones, it throws you off.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: So as they're talking, like they'll start talking quieter because
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: it's loud in their headphones and they're now they're talking
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: quieter because they don't have the volume set right or Yeah,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: it's like just people. Don't you ever hear yourself like
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: on a if you're not you know, a radio person
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: or a TV person, you hear yourself recorded.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Like that's what I saw.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, it's the worst. Well, this is the
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: best part. The plane landed safely and the inspection found
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: the only damage was paint paint damage, so they're okay.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: And then in Los Angeles, fireworks misfired into the crowd
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: at Bemo Stadium after the angel City soccer match Friday night.
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: Some vans were evacuated, no word yet about injuries. And
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: in New York, the Brooklyn Bridge briefly caught fire during
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Fourth of July and no injuries reported there either. Well,
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: according to a new survey, a lot of people have
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: no idea why we celebrate the Fourth of July. So
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: they talked over two thousand people and forty six percent
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: of them said they don't know why America's two hundred
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: and fiftieth anniversary was a big deal. Does everybody here
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: know why we celebrate for the July.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Does any what it's called independence?
• 33:53
  Speaker 12: Does anybody?
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: I don't know, Sammy Menace, anybody that were good? Okay, good? Well,
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: fifty three percent knew that it was for signing the
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Declaration of Independence in seventeen seventeen.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: In Dependence Day.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like the movie, but for.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: John Hancock, right, but for a lot of people.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: The fourth all about hot dog eating contest.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, graduation. I saw your post.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did sixty.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, you really took him down.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: On Instagram, which you should be, right Menace at the
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Woody Show, Yeah, there was a there was a picture
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: of Greg with his metal and his naked new jersey,
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: sixty six Wieners.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: On his jaw. You keep a steady pace.
• 34:32
  Speaker 12: That's so good.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: Well, Joey won the eighteenth Mustard Belt at the Nathan's
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, and he even told reporters
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: he was disappointed that he didn't top his own record,
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: so he wolf down sixty six hot dogs, but his
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: overall record is seventy six.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna repost. I'm gonna repost Greg's thing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good. You're so happy to sixty six Wieners.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Well, I won, So he worked hard for that and
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: he got.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: A really cool chain to Yeah, that was pretty badass.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I knew you'd like that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: Well, the Minions took down Toy Story five over the weekend,
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: not by much though. Minions and Monsters is the seventh
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: film in the Despicable franchise and it earned thirty six
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: and a half million. Toy Story made about thirty one million,
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: and Supergirl Man. It's disappointing. It came in fourth last
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: weekend with just under ten million. That is a seventy
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: four percent drop off from the opening weekend. And I
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: still have a kid that wants to see it, so
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: you know, we'll throw a couple bucks at him. And finally,
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: the wedding, no one can get away from the pop
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: culture event of the year. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: wedding details have been leaking out. A couple of MSG
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: employees even got fired for taking pictures inside. And what
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: we do know is that Adam Sandler, of all people,
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: officiated the ceremony. There were over one thousand guests and
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: that included like Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney, he performed, Stevie Nicks,
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: and then Jason Sudeikas, Tom Hanks, tons of people. Taylor
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: walked down the aisle to a string arrangement of one
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: of her own songs, of course, and the after party
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: was styled in an awe Alice in Wonderland and Wizard
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: of Oz theme. Sammy cute.
• 36:09
  Speaker 14: They had.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Steamboat Williams.
• 36:13
  Speaker 12: But but I heard like it was a kind of
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: garden theme. Does that right?
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: They built a church in the middle of the court,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: like a castle.
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: Basically, they had arcade games, they had stage performances. There
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: was a no gifts policy, but they raffled off gifts
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: for people like Cardier watches and designer handbags, right exactly.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: So inside Madison Square Garden everything was great. But outside,
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: and this was what I was saying, people were pissed
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: because it was clogging up traffic, shutting down streets on
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: a big holiday weekend. We have audio.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: It's just ridiculous, I mean, and then you do it
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: on a day where we're supposed to you know, honor,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: you know American history, in America's birth stay.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: For them to shut it down like this, I'm not
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: here for I am not here for it at all,
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: because that's what.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: You were busy doing. Dude, Yeah, you were celebrating Americans.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to celebrate, were you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: If people want to get out, they want us to do fireworks,
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: they want to come to town.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: There is two other things I want to share about this.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: They did also raffle off a Mustang and we have
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: a radio friend that did that at a wedding too,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: where he wrapped off Mini Cooper. That's pretty bad ass.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: And then they did donate twenty six million dollars to
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the charity, So twenty six different charities in the area.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: They gave a million plus dollars.
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's very nice. And speaking of those streets, swifties
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: surrounded the garden. They hope to get a glimpse of
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: a couple, of course, but they all they got were
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: some pastries, like some old pastries that tossed.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's a guy. I think it's because he's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: screaming like a chick.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: And they tossed these extra pastries from the wedding at
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: these swifties outside.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So the swifties remember what people were doing, Like if
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: somebody went in for an interview and they left behind their.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Coffee cup, and those coffee cups are going up on.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: eBay for things like that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: But the Swifties they were just hoping to get a
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: glimpse of anything or what. Yeah, so the get a pastry,
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: oh my god from you know what was being served
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: to the guests at the big wedding. Listen to this guy,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're having Taylor Swift dessert.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Sammy, would you but that was like from Depeche Mode,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Dave Gone.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I think I would think.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: That I would agree with you, but I don't even
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not that mentally unstable.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: God, Oh my god, guy, Yeah, that's what's going on.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Right back. I can barely remember to.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas bag.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: To go, I don't think you're gonna remember the wood.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Show all right?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I posted Greg's victory picture, reposted and again. If
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: you already follow us on Instagram quite the week at
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: the at the Woody Show, you you've already seen it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: You might be like, oh, I've already seen this before. Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: we repost it because now we're talking about it again.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Stories are only for what twenty four hours?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Minutes?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, So I reposted the story and you could see it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Greg's big victory from the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Greg gobbled sixty six wieners.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, thank you. You look great.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: I do look good in that For a guy who
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: eats so much like you look pretty fit.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I agree. I'm, you know, very pleased with my victory photo.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty great. Pretty, it's kind of hot. Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and people also giving me a giving me props
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: and kudos for the song choice that we used.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: For the for the story.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: It's posted again on our Instagram at the Woody Show.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: If you're not already following The Woody Show on Instagram, Uh,
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: make sure you're doing that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little update just in case of some
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: like ultra nerd texts in you can actually leave your
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: stories up for two days now.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: If you pay for premium.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Service you can.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: So I don't know why you are.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Going to do that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why would you want to do that? I'd be
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: a great investment.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Is because there are premium servicess like people can pay
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: to like get their verified account, and they give extra tools,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: and within those tools you can keep it up for well.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: I guess if you're posting less frequently, right, and then
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: you have a story it's up there for a couple
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: of days.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, interactive, I guess.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Here here's the thing, And I was, I was talking
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: to Jeff about this. I'm I'm going to start some
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: kind of I'm just just an Instagram account.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have one. I don't have any social media,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: but I'm going.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: To start one because there's too many things with the
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Woody Show account, which is typically if I'm going to
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: post something, I'll post something there, so I want to
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: share it, but then menace, get's mad I do because well,
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: the algorithm and the you know, it's gonna throttle art.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Like I was like, dude, here's the thing. I just
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: want a place where like, hey, I'm gonna post stuff
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: and I want to share it, because that's what the
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: internet's all for, right, Yeah, just for sharing stuff, Like
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: you see something, you want to share it with your friends,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: or you just want to post something. I'm I don't
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: want to have to worry about like the time, or
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: it's going to mess up the algorithm and it's going
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: to mess up our reach.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Like I don't see.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: I don't care about any of that stuff.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: So let's just set you up with another account, right.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: So that's that's that's what I'm working on. But the
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: thing is, and because he is right, like you know
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: how that goes, I was seeing like these posts on
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Instagram because the timeline is not linear, like it jumps around,
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: and so there was like some headline.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Like I think I think I thought that I already
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like got worked out or whatever. Oh no, because it
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: was from June third, Like why is it showing up
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: now it's the fourth of July. Yeah, you know, So
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm all right, look, you'll have to know that, Okay,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: well what he's posting, stuff that he's sharing here, and
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: just kind of just make it a thing that just
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: check on it every once in a while or there's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: something I am post there, I'll go, hey, check out
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that Instagram thing that I set up. Because that way,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I don't care about the followers. I don't care about the.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Quote engagement or the throttling or what.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Who cares I care about throttling.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: I care about I care about sharing stuff because that's
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: what we do. That's that's the job, right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: It's just part of our business.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if you don't work the algorithm, then nobody sees
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: what you're sharing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: And then oh, what are shows?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't care about I don't care about any
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like do the stuff you know on paper, This
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: show should never work, you know, we should have never
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: gotten Like we sit through these meetings. They're in mind theming.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I'm sure whatever business you're into, Uh, they have people
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: that come through and they tell you basically, like how
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: to do your job efficiently, and here's how to get
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: the most production out of what you're doing. Or you know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: if you're a salesperson that here's how to close more
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: deals blah blah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: And then meanwhile you're just going out there taking care
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: of your clients or taking care of your business owner,
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: taking care of your customers, and the rest seem to
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: just take care of itself, so it doesn't matter all
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: these little rules. They have these rules that say, oh, well,
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: you should stop for a commercial break at thirteen after
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: the hour, and then anytime you do talk, it can't
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: be any more than ninety four seconds. Like what, just
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: just have stuff that people are interested in hearing, be
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: people that people want to hear from and that's how
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: the radio show works. All these other things don't really matter.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Social media is for sharing things. I get what they're
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: doing because they want you to pay for that premium
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: thing so you can be seen by more people. Yes, yeah, man, that.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Went the sick of break. Couldn't you just take your
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: story and repost it twenty four hours later?
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: But that's even gonna affect your reader.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: You don't want to run it through another appolutely, Yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: it doesn't look like it's too many rules, man, because
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you know the medic the well.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: Greg was going to say the medicator, but it just
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: goes to the other.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I just this is just more of like a philosophical
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: or you know, just a theory and how people talk
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: about how to you know, become successful man, Like there's
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: too many people that are figuring out how much money
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: they're gonna make before they figure out what they're actually
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: going to be providing to people, any kind of like
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: good or service. My buddy Andy Fursella who runs he
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: owns First Form, huge brand. They've never given out a
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: sales award at that company ever, and he's a billionaire. Okay,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Like this company is wildly successful. They've never given an
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: award to any employee sales or otherwise for sales like sales. No,
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: they get awards for doing things that bring value to
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: the customer. They come up with an idea or a
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: thing they could do that's gonna benefit the customers. That
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: those are the people who get the awards, the bonuses,
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: the raises, the promotions. It's not based on who closed
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: the most business. And you know, like if you if
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: you're chasing the money, that's the whole uh, chase success,
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: the money will.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Follow kind of idea.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I do even get on that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen some thing of the idea algorithms. If
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you want to see Greg's championship Wiener photo up on
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: our Instagram and give us a follow. There at the
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: wood you show.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: What do you show?
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: And into another new hour, Greg Menace, Gino grad and
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: uh weekend cheers and jeers. What do you got for
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: ust Menace?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I spent well this past weekend. I spent
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the weekend in Paris, but I was in Vienna, Austria, London.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I mean I had the best time in Europe.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: And was it just for Europe? Did you go for something?
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: What you pick that location for start off in Vienna,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Austria for the Austrian Race for for F one. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: then what was really good we was really cool is
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: like I got to go through the Austrian like the
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: hills are alive, like sound of music area, like the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: outskirts and you your hands out and.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: I wanted to.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to, but it was really cool because it
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: looked just like the movie. I know, like that Hillside
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: part they actually shot in Germany were like right on
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the on the border. It was like the yeah the Alps, dude, beautiful. Yeah,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: this seeing the sports and being around the fandom of something.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: You know, when you're into something and being around other
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: people are into it, it's super fun. And then I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: absolutely love London, so getting to spend a lot of
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: time in London was awesome. I went to a Harry
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Styles concert at Wembley and that ruled pretty.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Hard to be jealous.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: No, there's some other Strait guys there, I mean obviously
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: with their partners, but yeah, just shopping. And then also
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: because you know, World Cup soccer is happening right now,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: so like every single like bar and restaurant, people are
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: just like partying, not and stop like every single day,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: So being around more fans like that was really cool.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: And then I went to Silverstone for another F one
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: race and I finished up in Paris. I went to
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: a Bad Bunny concert and that ruled. Now my jeers
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: is god man. I've been going to Europe for the
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: past fifteen years and there's something that Europe has finally
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: embraced from American culture, and it's called tipping.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: They're all about tipping, and they've taken it to the
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: American extreme where if you're buying merch, they're asking for
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: tips at merch, but they're getting paid.
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: A Liverpool wage. They don't have to make up for
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: it with tips.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that works, but I'm just saying,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: whoa wait a minute. That used to be the cool
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: thing about visiting Europe. You don't have to uh do
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: any tipping in there? Yeah, of course they did.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Where where is scenes? It might this could be our
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: daily mention of Japan. Is it Japan or was it
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Europe that it was offensive? Tipping was seen as offensive?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely to Australia literally rude.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like you're so poor you have to throw me
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: a couple of dollars.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Well there was that, and also like, oh are you
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: saying something about your job performing? Not even like as
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: a positive thing, it's just more like like you no,
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: of course I do a good job, like you know
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: of like why wouldn't I don the best job possible?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no it was I remember fifteen years ago
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: when I went to Europe for the first time, like
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: somebody was offended when I tried to take them.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: But now now they're all about it. They embraced it.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And yes there was little boobos out there too, but
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: not as hot as they used to be. Like you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: could us walk into a store and get a little
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Boo boo if you want one. Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: So I got a lot of mature things done during
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: our little break. I unpacked my suitcase from the White House,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: so that's good.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: Are you dying?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: And also from another event we had over a month ago,
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: so that was great.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: And then I mentioned recently how I was trying to
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: get my car fixed but I wanted to go the
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: illegal route.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't passing smug.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Right, and there was things I had to do, and
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to do that just pass it? Well,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I am so old and mature now that I got
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: it done the legal way. Whoa.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: So what was the process on that?
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: And it feels good?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: And how much of that end up costing? Because we
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: heard were numbers all over the place, but total.
• 49:02
  Speaker 12: It was almost eight hundred dollars yeh, I mean.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: What do they have to do? Like, like what did
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: the eight hundred dollars get you? Like?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: What do they replace?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: I'd have to look at I don't know the receipt,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: but it was like two censors and the temperature gauge.
• 49:15
  Speaker 12: So Samy's kind of right when she said, oh my god.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Your car could explode blah blah blah, Well it could
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: have because the temperature was off.
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: Because that's what was wrong with my car too, and
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: I didn't want to get it fixed. And then it
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: was like, no, your engine could blow because you don't
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: know that it's overheating because it's not telling you but
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: it is.
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so I think that's one of the things that
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: got replaced. But anyways, it's gone and I.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Did it the right way and that kind of feels good,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah for you?
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: How that feels my jeers?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I don't really want to get too much into it
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: because I cried too much on this show.
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: My dog is old and he's big, and we're getting there.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just I've like maxed out all my
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: credit cards just try and keep him alive, and like
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: it's just tough.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: How old is the dog?
• 49:59
  Speaker 12: He's ten ten, he's a band he's a great Pyrenees
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: like big.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: So like, what's like I saw your post on on
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Instagram where I guess he gotten like really dirty doing
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: something like what But he's just kind of like laying
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: there and yeah, this is the last time I'm posting,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: like what's going on?
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to post about it anymore because it's
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: getting sad, right.
• 50:17
  Speaker 12: But he can't walk?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Can't walk?
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, him all of a sudden, Well.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: It was like, you know, he's had trouble, you know,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: back leg issues for a while. He's always had arthritis.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: He gets shots for that. Yeah, the vet now says
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: he has diabetes. So what the heck with all these
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: human things?
• 50:33
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: But otherwise, of course they spend all the money to
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: run all the tests and they're like everything.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: Looks good, but he just how do you want to pay?
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what did he have, like a stroke or something.
• 50:45
  Speaker 12: I just I don't. I think he's just getting Like most.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: If they're running tests, they're saying that he you know,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: he looks okay, So like, what is it that he
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: can't move?
• 50:54
  Speaker 12: Well, he can't his back legs like he can try
• 50:56
  Speaker 12: and get up. I have to, I guess, and them up.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: So he feels okay, well whatever, there's nothing well I
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: be I think I look at.
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: Him mentally and he's still there. It's just his body's
• 51:08
  Speaker 12: not yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course the vet wants to like, oh,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: bring him in, we'll study him for a day and
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: all this time.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Give you a quote, We'll give you all the money.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: You know cards, we've all been there.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Greg, Greg can tell you, and I know it's
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: it's a it's a conversation that people that you can't
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: have a real rational conversation about it because you have
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: your irrational.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Right, especially when you ask your vet, which I did,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: if he if my dog was your dog, what would
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: you do? And they say, well, we can't answer that, right,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: we would do everything, And then essentially it comes down
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: to the point where there's nothing more they can do
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: other than keep them alive in a essentially a zombie
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: state on all these meds. So then you have to
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: make the decision of what you're gonna do.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: And then also have to balance out like if it's
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Gina's puppy, right, which is less than a year old? Yeah,
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: for months, and then there's a dog who's ten years
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: years old or ancient like Sammy's dog. She is like
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: have you had have you had a thought about like well,
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: you know if, because the day will come where there's
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: things that are going on, like where you've decided like, Okay,
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: this is what I'm whatever length you're willing to go
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: to because Greg damn me or bankrupted himself to buy
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: him the day before, to buy him twenty four hours
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: totally with the dog that was what thirteen or he
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: was eleven, if almost twelve, an older dog, older dog. Yeah,
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: and big dogs don't live that way what I always say.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: But when you're in that, I get it, man, because like, hey,
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: my dog and I have a suicide pack, you know.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: What I mean?
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't I get it, and we're my wife and
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: I right now. It's like, you know, these Golden Retrievers,
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: they have issues, hipped hip issues, like all Golden Retrievers
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: have that right. So she's finally starting to kind of show.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Her age of it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: She's going to be, you know, eight years old.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: She's a senior lady.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: She's a senior lady, which my wife hates that phrase,
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: but like it's it's tough even seeing her like get older.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Know, and we're not sure what's going on with this
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: hip thing. And you know, it's like but when you
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: start having these like you know, thoughts about like man eight, yeah,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: you know, because then you're thinking like, oh, I'll do anything,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: well your heart right.
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: But what I always end up saying to people who
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: who finally get to that decision is thank you for
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: doing for them what they cannot do for themselves, because
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: who would want to live like that? Like Greg said,
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: you're just keeping them, Yeah, you're just them alive.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll you'll do whatever you decide, We got you, girl,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Whatever you decide.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: To do will be the right thing.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure, you know.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but you know you gotta just keep it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I would say, like, just keep them like like the
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: dog's ten right, and then make your decision. No, like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: if you make your decision knowing that whatever you decide
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: will be.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Fine because it's brutal.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, last year, my dog Chio, she went through
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: cancer treatments and I mean, thank god I had insurance
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: for her, but it would have been in forty.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: Thousand dollars Jesus.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and unfortunately the cancer is back and we've been
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: going through the treatments again. I mean, she acts perfectly fine,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: she's good getting an older dog, older dog, she's eleven.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: And but every time we take the vet, it's just like, yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it's it's a lot of money, brutal, but yeah it sucks.
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: We got you girl.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough.
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: We've all been there.
• 54:24
  Speaker 12: I appreciate it.
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well'll be there again.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I say, it's the worst part about having a pet.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: Told I never wanted to do it again.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Price of love is grief.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm angry because I didn't choose to go out
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: and get a dog like this dog literally fell.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: In my lap, right, Yeah, and it's a crazy story.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty much literally dropped a little angel caught
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: it little.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: He must have hit the ground because his tongue has
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: been sticking out his whole life.
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and he barely has his teeth, so.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So they had him all like high on drugs,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: and you think he looks retarded.
• 54:57
  Speaker 12: Without the drugs.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. We'll hang in the Morgan.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Show.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: A lot of supportive text as you can imagine coming
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: in for Morgan, because you know, I know it's hard
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: when you're looking at social media and you're reading the news,
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: you just think people are dicks. Do you think we're
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: in a world just full of a holes?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Which they are out there.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: There's a ton of those, but there's also a lot
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: of really really good people, really nice people, compassionate people
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: out there, says while I'm crying for you, Morgan doing
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: eighty miles per hour, I had to pull over. I
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: had to deal with losing my best friend, Molly, my
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: box for years ago, and unfortunately I wasn't sober at
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: the time, so I never got to spend the quality
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: time with her that I should have. Cherish every moment
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: you have with your big old cute boy. Morgan's ad
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: you lots of love. Yeah, And I was mentioning my
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: my golden retriever. Now is like I got like this
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: limp going. We're not quite sure if she just did
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: something or if this is just part of the getting
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: older and doesn't seem to bother her too much other
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: than you. There's like a visible limp, but like as
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: we're like grabbing on her and like trying to see
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: if she's tender or sword in any particular area, she
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: doesn't reacts or anything, just still running after stuff. But
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: then when she gets up to come meet you at
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: the door, she you know, grabs something to bring you
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: because it's a retriever and she's like walking down, you know,
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: towards the door, and you see that thing. People a
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: couple of people on the text in this one came
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: in says, please don't euthanize just for hips, which we're
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: not considering.
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, we're not.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: We're not.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: That's not a considerate We are going to get her
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: checked out, like hey, can you just take a look.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: This is the first time or noticing things like this,
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: but that's part of her regular vet visit. Yea, Please
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: don't euthanize just for hips. They aren't in crazy pain.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: My friend killed their dog because he started pooping on
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: the patio because of limited mobility. Well, I guess when
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: you don't know, I mean, what's going on. See, that's
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: that's the that's the weird, you know, distinction to make
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: like when is the dog or when is the animal
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: in a in a place where it's considered humane?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yea suffering? Yeah, uh, rate your pain on a scale
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: of one. Yeah, so sorry to hear about your pooch, Morgan.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I know how hard it is.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: I see it every day working out a vet. At
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: this point, the only thing that will diagnose a condition
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: like that is a CT skin or an MRI, which
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: are super expensive. It's probably a nerve or a spinal issue,
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: maybe some hip displasia. Being such a large breed. Keep
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: your head up and keep your baby comfortable. You're a
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: great pet parent, so like I'm about a nice.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an out of body experience when my
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: dog died. Oh my god, it was the worst.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: Did you have someone come to the house.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: We know, we did it at the vet hospital. And
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: then I just remember when it happened and dogs are
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: walking miracles. Because we were about to sign the paperwork
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: to go through with it, and then I said, wait
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: a minute, bring him in here so I can. I'm
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: not going to sign this before. I haven't seen him
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: in a couple of He walked in. He was so happy,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: greeting me, and I said, hey, look, you're wrong. He's
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: totally fine. He did that just for me, and within
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: about ten seconds he couldn't even walk. He just kind
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: of came in to greet me all happy and then
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: just went into the corner. And oh god, I was
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: it was like a movie. I was screaming. It was
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: just awful.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: And I were just having this conversation yesterday because you know,
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: we're talking about this dog and the det appointment that
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: we have, so just it's the regular you know, vet
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: appointment check up kind of thing, and we're gonna ask
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: about that, gonna get like teeth cleaned. I think it's
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: been a couple of years since he did the teeth
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: cleaning thing, and and uh, we're just kind of talking about,
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: you know, her getting older and man, it sucks. And
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: I said, you know, I think this is going to
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: be the one and only dog because she's the dog.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I thought that it's impossible.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Now I don't think it's impossible because I you know,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I've never never had a dog before this one. Yeah,
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: and I can't imagine a different one or carrying because
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: it's like it's like other people's kids, you know, like
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: other people's kids, like you like him, you know, they're
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: they're it's fine, you know, but it's not like, oh,
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: and you're not. You don't have any legitimate interest in
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: them or what they're doing or you know, things like
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: that for me. Uh, And it's the same with other
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: people's pets. Yeah, like I go, oh, it's cool. I'm
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: glad you like because I understand it. I understand the
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: love that you have, but like I don't necessarily I
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: don't care about seeing pictures. I don't care what they did.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: And your looks like a dog. Mine looks like a
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: human and free.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's that.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: It's that same kind of feeling or vibe that I
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: feel when thinking about, like ever having a different dog, Like, no,
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: this is the dog. It's like I don't after you know,
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: even though this is my second marriage. The first one
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: was young and you know, stupid. But like Jen is
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: my person, right, So like I know that I would
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: never I know that I would never like if something
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  Speaker 5: happened like I wouldn't. I would never for many reasons.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: But I would also never remarry again, you know what
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I mean? Because like I feel like Jen is my person.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: She was my person in that context, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, so I can't strictly f buddies after that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: of course there's no relationships, probably just paid you know.
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  Speaker 6: I think you're going to miss the companionship though, aren't you,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: Because he says, right or die.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: It's all I got with you, you know.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: And then the kids are going to be getting out
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: of getting out of the house, you know here, sooner
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: than later, and that'll be all the companionship that I need.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Plus you get your new dog gets an unfair shake.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: When I got our current dog, I kind of resented
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: her just because she was arrested. And now she's perfect
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: and I'm with you Woodie. After after CALLI goes, I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: don't think I could do it again.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I gotta I got a clip here?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Where the hell did it go?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: This is funny? Okay, got the clip this? This clip
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: has gone viral. This is from Oklahoma. The family dog
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: made a new friend. He was just chilling outside somehow
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: found a live armadillo. I think I saw this roaming
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: the street, like we could be friends. Little dog like
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: this a little new friend. So he picked it up
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: with his mouth and brought it inside the house. And
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: that's when all hell broke loose dogs, like what why?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Why are you freaking what? I might have the same reaction.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think you can get like a disease
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: from armadillos, like I'm sure you can.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: I think hepatitis or something like that. Something crazy.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Same thing you can get from like raccoons, and it
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: doesn't stop us from making friends with them.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: It's like a sex disease.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: Pigeons. These people that like, you know, like Mike Tyson
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: had pigeons, right, but people that oh yeah, got it,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: like why oh flying rats?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: No, but somebody, somebody loves them rats. This woman I
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: worked with the radio station.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, rat people.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I knew people that with the rats like
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: give them little kisses on the mouth.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: And I know what you think.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: She was probably fat and hideous. She wasn't really yeah,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: a good looking chicken and she just loved rats.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: It was weird.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: I have a friend who has two rats named Ratthew
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: and rat Trick rat Okaythtthewright eight.
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  Speaker 1: Seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to two
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  Speaker 1: two nine eight seven. We got some more Woody show
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  Speaker 1: coming up. We have a round of the Crossroads.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I know.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately we can't please all people all the time, as
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: much as we may try, and so every once in
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: a while we have to. It's like a spring cleaning,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, you have to go through or like
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: you got to clear the cookies on your computer because
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: things start getting bogged down.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 12: Your cash.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta clear the cash, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: it just it frees up, you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: you Unfortunately we'll have to part ways fire. I hate
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: to use fire listeners, but you know, it's it's best
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: for both sides. But it's always fun to hear what
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: they're complaining about. What you show Crossroads?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Coming up? Hang on.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: The wood Show, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, somebody
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: said on the text, you're not firing listeners, you're promoting
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: them to a new radio stage that I would like
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: to believe. It's a demotion, you know what I mean,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: not a promotion, but yeah, that's how it goes. Yeah,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: it's time for a round it. What do you show crossroads?
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  Speaker 3: Everybody?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: Unfortunate reality?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: Uh, we have people that send in stuff to our
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: email email at the woodieshow dot com.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They send it to.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: My favorite is the one that's the station feedback that
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: if you go to the station website that'll say contact us.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Usually it's a question about an event or a you know,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: maybe a pair of tickets that you want. You have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: a question about how you're gonna hit your prize or
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: things like that. People also use it to complain, but
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: it goes out to all the different departments and all
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: the different people, and so they're, uh, they're trying to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: nark us out something they heard they didn't like. They're
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: trying to nark us out to the to the management.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: It could also come in on you know, Facebook or
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: different things. Today it's well you show email and then
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: a couple from the station feedback that I got for you,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: and we are sending these people on to greener pastures. Yeah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: take care for fishing these turns out of our punch
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: bowls and we can just move on with our life
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: and with the show. First one is from Veranda, subject
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: fat Sammy.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Total part the fire.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've been listening to the show for a few years,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: but I think I'm done the NonStop comments about Sammy's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: way to become very uncomfortable. She weighs ninety pounds, soaking
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: wet has she put on a few pounds and she
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: started here. Sure, but she's still ninety pounds.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Soaking wet. She's done better than anybody else.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: At first, I brought it off, but it started to
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: feel less like friends teasing each other, more like a
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: group piling on one person. Calling her fat Sammy isn't
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: funny anymore, and I can tell it's getting to her.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: It Yeah, it is.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: It looks like yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Not only does the fat Sammy stuff make me sad
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: for her, but also for us listeners who feel fatal well,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: if you either are or none, hearing someone repeatedly reduced
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: to their weight sends a pretty ugly message. There's a
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: difference between edgy humor and this. It's cruelty, so cruel
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: that the show is unlistenable. Now, who cares if she's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: gaining a lot of weight. If she's happy, that's all
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: that matters.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: She has gained a lot.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Wait, doctor, When Sammy first joined the show, she was thinner,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: and now that you he's older, your wordsless or not?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Are in a happy, stable relationship in living her best life.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: She's gained some weight. That's normal. It happens to a
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: lot of us. Leave her alone.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. We've lost Rondo.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I know, stop faint. Ronda is a fat name.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 13: It is.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Hello, obviously, yes it is.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 13: And we're just doing what she did to the other
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 13: girls in high school. She was the mean girl in
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 13: high school. Now she's getting it back.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: It's called karma.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Nice Now I wasn't nice to everybody?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Nicer nicer? Now was it nice to the fat girls?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: Now that she knows what it's like to be ob Yeah,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: all right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: The next one, uh, this is one that was sent
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: to the station feedback. This is from Anne Marie and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: violation of misinformation is the subject.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: It is probably true.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: And on these station feedback one I always asks would
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: you like to reply reply reply requested, Yes, oh, I
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: want to hear path. I am writing to make sure
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: management is aware of the ongoing claims that the DJs
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: on The Woody Show have been making completely denying Helen
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: Keller's existence.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Back to Fat Sammy.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: It all leads back to.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: You know what she did start that she's on the forefront.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: That is true, Helen.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: I never heard, in fact, until Sammy brought it up,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: I had never heard anything about this idea that Helen
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: Keller was repeatedly telling a national audience that this real
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: historical figure never existed. Is a deliberate spread of misinformation.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: Presenting falsehoods as entertainment has serious consequences. Not only that,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: I heard one of the male hosts attempt to defend
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: her by playing audio of her speaking, and all of
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: the cast laughed at it and further mocked her. You
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: are obligated by the FCC to consider the young listeners
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: who may not know better. I'm you know, I've done
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: a lot of FCC training and things over the years
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: for you know, we have to do it every year,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: did you I don't remember ever seeing I don't I
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: don't ever remember seeing anything in there of any kind
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: of obligation to young listeners who may not know any better.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: And a click on the young ears dap, Oh, is
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: that what it is?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: You go see that.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: I am a teacher, Yeah, and I spend my days
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: teaching kids. How Helen Keller was an incredible woman who
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: overcame extraordinary obstacles, advocated for people with disabilities, and left
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: an undeniable mark on history.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: That it's very frustrating that that's a day's long thing.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know they had a whole class.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: It was just the Helen Keller's glass. I got fourth
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: period of Helen Keller.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: Walking into walls.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: It's very frustrating to be forced to hear a show
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: undermine those same values.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: At least she could, that's their one.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: How dare you, miss Keller?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: So very maga of you? Yeah, political, I have submitted
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: several complaints to the advertisers of your program to let
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: them know how the Woody Show is repeatedly denying established, local,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: established historical facts and ridiculing a woman with disabilities.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Don't tell that's to Cardier. I'm sure you'll be hearing
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: from them. You no longer have me as a listener.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Have the day you deserve. We we've lost Marie, everybody.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I was not expecting that one, and he's forcing her.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Lost Sammy who has more hardships? Or you being all fat?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 10: Definitely me being and being as fat as I am
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 10: in this room with you guys. It's definitely me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: You're not need the jaws of life to get her
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: out of that chair.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know that Helen Keller's net worth once she
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: died was one to five million dollars?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Just saying Sammy Skimmers thing.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, disability paced.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: We have lost Ronda and we've lost Anne, and here
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: we got I'll give you one more. Another station feedback
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: one This is from Sky The subject this disgusting xenophobia
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: must end now. Reply requested. Yes, I am disgusted as
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: I write this email. I I've been an on again,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: off again listener of this station, although more off again
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: as I've matured. But I can no longer stay silent
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: and support with any kind of listening. But I hear
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: the things that are said on your airways.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: The Woodie Show was playing audio of some fans that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: are visiting our vile, hateful country for the World Cup?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: How did they come here?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: And they were making a mockery of their accents. Every
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: single day the show shamelessly ridicules people, people of all kinds.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: They make fun of their accents, their cultures, the way
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: they dress, the things that they are into nothing, and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: no one escapes their wrath. It's ignorant and deeply offensive.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Xenophobia good Billboard, I'd say it has no place here.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Equal opportunity xenophobia on the.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: Internet, I'd say it has no place here. But this
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: is America, so who are we? But my question for management,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: how dare you allow this kind of bullying and bigotry
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: to be broadcast? Can't we try to make this awful
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: country a better place as America America?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: How dare these stupid, ignorant immigrants come here and enjoy.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: What the what we have? How do they praise our
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: BUCkies and our house?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: I am shaking with anger thinking about the damage this does.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: And I am not the only one who feels this way.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: Everyone I've talked to about it are outraged. To everyone, everybody,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: get ready for the demands. All right, I demand the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: following immediately. Apology Number one that's in there, but number one,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: the Woodie Show must be canceled without delay, damnitrow. Number two,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: a public apology issued on air and on your website
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: for the harm cause to international visitors and communities. Number three,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: the rest of the jas at the station and other
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: relevant staff must undergo mandatory cultural acceptance training. I would
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: get fired for that, and yes I do expect at
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: the very least a written response from whoever the quote
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: adult is in charge of the circus you call a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: radio station signed sky s k y E he slash him.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: You've lost gott I'm sorry everybody.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: That was twist at the end.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's how it goes. Everybody lost more listeners
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: to the Crossroads. That's that's unfortunate, but again it had
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: to be done.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 10: It had to be done.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Alas that's all I got for you on the Crossroads. Later,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure she's the one doing all the voices
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Where's your uh, where's your song? See best
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: today and audio oh search fran titled I don't speaking.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Here's where it's not mine?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll help you find it.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Here is it? Because that was that was good? Yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: that guy was great.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah them again, As I said many times during
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 13: the segment, no one praises Japan more than I do.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: Uh close second menace just like a.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 12: Like a respects for everything around there, make and then
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 12: leave it.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: So I think that's the reason.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 12: Why are we doing it?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I know that's what do you think of school buses?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: The American classic school buses?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 13: Brilliant, dictually grape by guy who rang on the bank,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 13: that's what we're looking at it.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that's what they're enjoying, the school buses.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a thing.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I know, we kind of highlighted everything and you know,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: yeah said how everything was awesome. I don't know what
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: they got out of that.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: We love that they're happy here and they're having fun.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I can not speak English, but I'm excited.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 13: I love him.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: And then he goes on to speak English like like
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: a pro, really good at it.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know where his his song is though, not
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: very organizing your folder here, man.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's speaking of like I was in I
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: was in Paris just yesterday and I was at the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: hotel and I was trying to get some directions and
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: then the lady goes, oh, sorry, I don't speak English
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: very well, dude. She spoke English better than I can.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, that bar is very low.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It's what's up with what's going down in SOCO sports
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: with Jeff g Hey, Jeff, what could you possibly have
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: to talk about in sports?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: Let's do a proper sports report, all right, We'll start
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: with the World Cup. It is a rap for a vehicle.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: The referee close to full time muschall.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 9: Under Lions roar.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest. Mexico played a better game last night.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: They had twice the chances on goal that England did.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: And it really came down to like a two minute
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: stretch where England scored a couple really nice goals. Nice run, Mexico,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: we appreciate it. You played hard and just because the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: karma gods are out there, this was hilarious. And England
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: player who was on the bench wasn't even playing in
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: the whole game. He got so excited to celebrate he
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: jumped over one of those like barriers that are also advertisers,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: you know, and he fell and broke his arm. How stupid.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: That's what he gets for winning.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: Today Portugal v Spain at noon and the USA Belgium
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: at five. Good news for the US. Bobbly gonna be playing.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: His red card got reversed. According to Trumpito, he was
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: the reason why that happened. He called FIFA and got
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: it over turned. Baseball do Years took three out of
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: four from the San Diego Padres, their lead in the
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: West up to fourteen games. Dodgers are also setting five
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: players to the All Star Game in Philly, Munsey. Freeman, Otani, Yamamoto,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: and Pahz all going to Philly. Angels got swept by
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: the Red Sox that Halo's are sending my trout to
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: the All Star Game in Philly. And that's the sports
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: right here on the show.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: I hope your weekend was good. Cheers and jeers, Yeah,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: cheers to family time. And I hung out with Aunt Chrissy.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: That was fun, you know my dad, my step mom. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: spending time with the anchriss I got. Jeff introduced.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: I FaceTime with her and when just when we were talking,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: she's in just a small amount of time, she smoked
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: the heater. She also had a beer, yeah, and she
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: took some rips off a pipe. Y. I got everything, man.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: My dad, My dad threw like a family get together,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: you know, like having people over, you know, food and whatever.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: And uh, she showed up and she didn't even bring
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: shoes with her. She got out of the car with
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: no shoes on was an indoor event, right, Oh.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, because my son even said, well, where
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: are your shoes?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: They're getting in the car, and he knows that she
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: was barefoot, and so you don't forget your shoes, oh, darling,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: I didn't bring nice shoes.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: Like nothing, nothing, nothing, that's hilarious.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: So she didn't wear shoes when you took her to
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Taylor's wedding plus one.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so cheers to uh some family time. Jeers to
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: the ongoing drama at the grocery store deli counter. I
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: think they put the dumbest people at the deli counter
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: at the grocery store. They put the friendliest people in
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: the check out. That makes sense, right, They put the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: people who can't speak a sentence at all loading the produce,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: you know, they putting the stuff out or stocking shelves
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: or whatever because they don't have to really deal with anybody.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: And then I think the people who are kind of
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: in between, they put him at the deli counter.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I've told you, well you will.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: You will stand there, and there are people who are
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: like doing things back there, but they're not addressing the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: people who are standing at the actual counter making chicken
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: or whatever the hell they're doing. And so I'm standing
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: there for five minutes and there's a guy back there,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: but he's working that like that hot barb always eight
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning. Okay, so why you're putting the
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: hot bar stuff out? Now that's a lunch crowd thing.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Why why are you doing this? Was a Sunday, so
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: like why are you doing that? Like eight am on
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: a Sunday. Who's coming in that early for this kind
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: of stuff? Anyway? So finally I go, hey, excuse me, man,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: is anybody working here here? There's not any anybody else
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: even waiting the guy? Is anybody working here?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: She'll be out in a minute, all right. Four minutes later,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: here comes the woman. She's wheeling a cart out. She's
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: got like the coal slaw and the chicken sald and
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: the tuna south that they put in the case. You
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: can get it by the pound. I go uh, and
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: she sees me before I even have an opportunity to
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: say anything about, Hey, just need.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: A couple of things.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: She goes, just write down what you want on the
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: slip of paper there and we'll get to it.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: And I go, uh.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: There's like a pad of paper and a pen sitting
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: on top of the case. And I go, how, how
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: this is the last thing I needed before I was
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: out of there. I've done all the other grocery shopping.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: And I go, well, how long is that going to be?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: She was, well, I gotta put this stuff in there,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: then I gotta then I gotta drop some chicken in
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: the fry. I'm like, wait, I gotta wait for your checklist.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I don't see anybody.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Here waiting for hot fried chicken. I do see somebody
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: here leading a couple of pounds of boar's head.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think the manager trained.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: And I go, you know what, I don't I said,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: I said, forget I you know, right down, I don't
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: have time for that.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, forget it.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, And just the fact that she was telling
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: me all the things that she was gonna do before
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: helping me standing at the deli counter. And this is
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: the ongoing thing. They're always this particular store, the deli counter,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: like it's always the rudest people.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: And I like this store.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: They have all the other things I love, and all
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: the other people are are very nice and very pleasant.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: I think they just they just put the they put
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: these knuckle draggers at the at the deli counter.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: I'm convinced, Karen, you need to speak to the man
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: ycause that is crazy.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: I have called the front, remember I told you, like,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I stood there for at least ten minutes and there
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: was nobody, to be fair, there was nobody even walking
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: around behind there, so and I couldn't find any employees,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: even in the area of the store.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: I kind of like, did that little look around. Maybe
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: someone's stock on a shelf or something. Didn't see anybody
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: called the store as I'm standing in the store, saying,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: anybody work at your deli counter?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, why?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: And I go because I've been standing here for ten minutes.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: And then the manager came over and then went back
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: there looking for people.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, crazy. I don't know what's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: going on with these deli calendars.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I know this is just between you and me, but
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: can you imagine waiting for someone to slice you? No, dude,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: no way, I'm not going to wait more than thirty seconds.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: There's like some kind of issue or whatever. I do
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: like the boor's head. I mean, I'm not saying it's
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: not delicit.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but I'm not going to go through all that
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 13: as people who don't wait for anything medis and I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 13: stop in that area if it's prepackaged, way to grab
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 13: and go, okay, yeah, but there's no stopping for.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: That's the old time general store.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, if there's any there and they're willing to help,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: then yeah, I'll go through the process. But if there's
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: like some kind of issue whatever.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Every counter of every grocery store.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, do you know what I have.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I've gotten into multiple like issue arguments with are the
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: people that run the pizza at Whole Foods because if
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: you don't like pre order like a whole pizza, they
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: get i don't know, upset with you and go, yeah,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: can I get a whole pizza? Like, well, no, did
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: you order it? And I know, well you have to
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: buy it by the size. I'm like all right, cool,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: and they're like they get mad at me for some
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: reason because they think that's going to get you to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: go away. Yeah, And I'm like, oh no, I'll buy
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: it whatever, And like, dude, they get so.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Mad, I did you order it?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Well can I order it?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: Order?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Do you have? You have years in a brain that
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: can understand it?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: You need to download our app, greg, This is where
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: you need to download our app.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Even though I'm standing right the biggest words from my mouth,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: yeah this is my order.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, especially right next to the real station.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: Like I'm sorry as the customer to put you out
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: at the deli counter. Person who works behind the deli
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: counter to get things from the deli counter. But I
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: should have known better.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: When I try to do that order and I did
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: pre order, I get nothing, but at it just.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 8: Why can't they have the Costco pizza phone? That's the
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: best I know that is? Are you serious? I don't
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: call inside the Costco they have phones so you can
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: put in your pizza.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I didn't know that.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Sammy cheers and jeers, Well my cheers is you guys?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 12: I finally live with steamboat Willie.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Did he carry you over the threshold the first time
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: you entered as a resident? No?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 10: No, absolutely not. We were probably lifting ad dresser or something.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that leads me to my jeers, which is not
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: hiring movers.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: I should have done that.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: I give you a cheap mover. That's really really good
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: in the area.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 13: That's what we've been saying right now, especially for someone
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 13: who literally doesn't have the upper body strength to plunge
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 13: a toilet works.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: But it's just like big items.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I didn't have a ton of stuff
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 11: because I was just in like a six hundred square
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 11: foot one bedroom apartment. But moving all this stuff and
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 11: having to move it with him and the communication stuff,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 11: because now we're holding a dresser or we're holding a couch.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 11: Then not everything exactly, Not everything can turn or get
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 11: through a doorway, and so you have to lift it
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 11: or turn it one way.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: And then this is a conversation, right that he says,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 10: move this that way.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 12: Well I'm holding like I don't know what.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: This that way is or what direction we're going, and
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 10: now I'm holding a couch.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 12: I'm like, okay, I can't do this.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: You think.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: Sammy and Steamboat will.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: It really was.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 8: So many walls were hit, is his thought.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: I would never think to ask you to move other
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: you know, clothes and dishes and stuff like.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: That's insane. I would look at you once and go like, yeah,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: she's kind to be pretty useless in this capacity.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Anything.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: Well, yeah no, And I brought that up and he
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 11: was like, no, no, it's fine. And again, please remember
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 11: you can do.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: It like crochet a potholder or something.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: She's your gal that.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 11: Most of my furniture is like Ikeia style stuff in
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 11: the sense of it's very light. It's not hard solid
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 11: wood that's super heavy. The couch comes apart in a
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 11: couple pieces. It really wasn't super heavy, but it's more awkward.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 11: And he's in a townhouse and I am already so
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 11: tired of stairs, so many stairs.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, it's going to be I'm not used to it.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 13: You don't have any partners, I mean friends that can
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 13: out there, and you think he knows somebody from like
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 13: two am on a Sunday. There comes big strung men.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: There comes a point where you just decide that you
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: know what. Assuming you get to a position in your
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: life where you have a couple bucks to throw to
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: a mover, there's times that you don't, or you have
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: a couple extra bucks to stay at a hotel as
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: opposed to sleeping on someone's couch when you're visiting from
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: out of town.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: You do that right.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: And moving is one of those things.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: Man, you learn the heart.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: There's so many people. That's why we keep that.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: We've been saying like it's pro tip, pro tip.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: You destroy yourself.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, you destroy you destroy your stuff because you're running
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: in the walls.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: I push.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 13: Tool chest a mile down the street. You'd either hire
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 13: somebody or be a big strong man, there's no way.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Between, or just put it on the corner with a
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: sticker that is free sea bass cheers and.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Jeers, well, cheers to real America.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 13: I was driving around July third, and I was in Samy,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 13: Northern Massachusetts slash southern New Hampshire, and suddenly I noticed
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 13: there were folding chairs and lawn chairs just on the sidewalk.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 13: Put two and two together, like, oh, they're lining up
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 13: for the fireworks play the next day.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: And guess what.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 13: In real America, no one, no one thinks that there's
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 13: if that happened in a big city, gone through second.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 13: But in real America, you can leave your lawn chair
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 13: and no one's gonna take it. It's gonna sit there.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 13: I drove by a house in the same neighborhood. I
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 13: hadn't seen this in a decade. Probably there was a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 13: kid's bike just loose in the front yard.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: What like, what Mayberry's somebody stolen. Because I've lived in.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 13: Big cities ever since I went to college, it was
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 13: like that, there's no way anyone would ever do that
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 13: because it'd be gone in three seconds.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: But it's driving around real America. Yeah, man, that's awesome.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Has like a big paraded and like fireworks thing. Every
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: year and you go down there a day or two
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: in advance, like people got all those like, uh, those
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: field chairs, Yeah, I mean they're there, they're clapped up
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: and everything, but they're sitting on the spot along the
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: sidewalk over the little bridge. Yeah, and forget forgetting on them.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: Und no, nothing, it just it just sits there.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 6: Forget not getting stolen like other people would come and
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: move them.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 13: And like I'm taking right, But in real America, the
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 13: chair right, things don't could just get taken disappear.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: That's so quaint.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 13: It's so it was just and by the way, and
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 13: also ps a secondary shout out to speaking of real America,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 13: ABC doing their two hundred and fiftieth in Nashville.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: While I was there.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 13: I didn't go down because I'd be insane, but our
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 13: good friend Ryan Seacrest was hosting the Three Hot Chicks.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who they were.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 13: It was like a blonde Southern accent singing country fireworks
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 13: going off.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Like oh yeah in Nashville nice and jeers, oh, jeers.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 13: I predict we'll be able to track the decline of
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 13: America by which states do the goddamn paper bags because
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 13: you drive like for instance, from Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 13: you go from insane paper bag with no handles on
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 13: it to a little tiny plastic bag that everyone had
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 13: for decades. And then about ten we're old enough to
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 13: remember about ten years ago states started getting crazy. And
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 13: this is from New Jersey to Oregon and every we're
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 13: in between, and and it does that, Oh, we're saving
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 13: the planet.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: No you're not.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 13: Evidence number five billion, Exhibit number twenty five hundred, menace.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 13: What's in front of you right there? Oh, the McDonald's
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 13: plastic cup, the plastic cup wrapped in plasticatic right, we
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 13: don't care about you. If this is the ultimate and
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 13: like performative nonsense. The the banning plastic bags at the
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 13: grocery store, because when you're standing there waiting to get
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 13: your paper bag, that's gonna rip in three seconds. Look
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 13: what's on either side of you. Candy all in plastic wrappers.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 13: Every given cars store, which are made in plastic. Attached
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 13: to everything is plastic wrapped in plastic. But we decided
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 13: not we, not we, not you and me jackasses decided that.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: Well, you know, we're gonna get the plastic bags out
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: of the way.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I did some research on that. I don't
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: think you were here and I talked about it. It
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: actually came from Ireland because Ireland there were so trashy
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: that they all their bags were ending up in the ocean.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: So then they did this thing. And then some dork
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: in DC he decided, oh, that's a good idea, and
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: we can we can figure out how to tax people
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: even more.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: And then it just sprays.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 13: Yeah exactly, and you guys know, you guys were in
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 13: San Francisco and perhaps future president told you why he
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 13: played banned plastic bags in San Francisco.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were the first city to do it. We
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: used to have when Gavin Newsom was the mayor of
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: San Francisco. He would come in and Greg and I
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: would like break his balls about a thousand and he
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: and Greg would like you know, they did and heeded
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: arguments back and forth, and uh, anyway, we were talking
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: about because San Francisco was one of the first, maybe
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: the first major city to ban the plastic shopping back
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: and this is like two thousand and seven. Yeah, okay, anyway,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: so we're talking to him like that's stupid. I said, hey,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: now I'm driving to the grocery store. That's literally across
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: the street from where I was living, because before I
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: would go there get as every person knows, you get
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: all the stuff out of your car, you drape the
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: handles of the plastic bags over strength manliness, Yeah, test
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: to strength, the manliness to bring them all in the
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: house one trip, you know, to keep going back and forth.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: But because of the paper bags, even with the handles
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: which never.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 13: Work, those rip off, or if you grab you have
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 13: more than three ounces in the side walls broke out.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 13: So I said, you know, now it's like if I
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 13: have any more than two bags for the stuff I'm
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 13: driving across the street. So anyway, so he gives his
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 13: political answer. The microphones go off, and he says, do you.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Think I give an f about plastic bags? This was
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: an f you to the grocers union. Hat of fight.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: You had to beat the grocers union did something, and
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: so he this is an f you back to them.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: A long time.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Do you think I care.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 13: To get a paper bag at the grocery store but
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 13: at the Chinese restaurant next door?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: That one.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: Fantastic in the ocean.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because going back to the DC thing, the dork
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: in d C. He said, oh, that was a good idea.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: So they just passed the law, but no one actually
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: jumped on it till years later.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: You're in San Francisco.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that's that's you. I say, you know,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: if you're in real America.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 13: Like guess when you go to BUCkies in Texas you
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 13: get a plastic bag in a styrofoam.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show a bit.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Woody Show, alright, so.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: We've had you know, regular prices, right, Uh, dark Web
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: price is right. Morgan found all those like, you know,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: things that you could buy off the dark off the
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: dark Web, erawon. Price is right with menace. And then
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: guess where guess where Tyler just visited here recently with
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: good good guess, Tiffany.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: No, actually, uh, I went to Texas and stopped by BUCkies, all.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: Right, So he went to uh BUCkies, and he has
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: some items from BUCkies that we can use for this
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: round of.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: The price is right Buckets prices, Yeah, it's like a
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: BUCkies price right now.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: One thing he brought this is not like for the prices, right,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: He's brought it for the Woody Show food table. And
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: I know you guys are gonna hate on it, but
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: I do love me some salt water taffy. And he
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: brought a bag of BUCkies salt water taff.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: To put my BUCkies jersey on. Oh yeah, yeah, I
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: guess how much this is? Like thirty bucks quite cheap. Actually,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: all right, so how I I'm just gonna shift. We
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: got to try to guess how much it is.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: So there's one thing actually specifically for everybody.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: Oh a time, real quick, all right, And mine is
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: not the salt water taffy, No it is not.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: That was free free of charge. You got that.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: He brought it some jerky because I got a touch
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: jersey jerkey caste.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, start with you, all right, this
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: fine little BUCkies blanket. It's very solid, very soft. Yeah,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: it's really really soft.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: I actually own one of those.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Actually actually now for real, now, let me ask you
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: what made you think of me with a blanket.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't want a blanket?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: The guy who wear shorts in January?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: Youstmore?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Oh then you're so, you're so grown up.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: Now, Plus you could use it for you and the
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: dog to cuddle.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: That's a grown up thing. Shorts, No, no, no, not
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: wearing wear shorts. Yeah, you've graduated even in the summertime.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Your short pants, I'm saying, but in the summer, like yeah,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: because that's a very it's a very like managed thing
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: to do, is that right?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like they say in Sopranos, the don doesn't wear shorts.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's I don't care. It's just the first
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: I've heard that.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 13: But it's a guy who sweat again, sweats in the snow.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 13: As he says, staying warm is not a high priority.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Bucky's a blanket. It's fifty inches by seventy inches.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: How much for this Bucky's blank.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: It has BUCkies logo all over it?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Yes it does. Yeah, black with yellow logo.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: Thirty bucks nineteen? Wait wait your jersey was how much?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: You don't tell him?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: I said about thirty It kind of gives us a
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: kind of gives very reference. Very afore it fine?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 8: Twenty b nineteen, I'd say, twelve ninety nine.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: Fifteen bucks? What a deal?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, real America.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: It's very soul, its soft. Yeah, it's one hundred percent polyesters,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: keep away from flame. Right, Yeah, yeah, what's next?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: I got Sammy next? Okay, we have a Bucky style
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: Stanley mug. Is it style or is that an actual
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: Stanley that they branded. It's not an actual Stanley, they
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: but it's just there almost to a tea though.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really good quality.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 13: So you can get that style mug without paying a
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 13: billion dollars. Yes, wow, to give away the price.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: I watched a episode of Shark Tank and this woman
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: was on there. She had a company that basically they
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: just make all these like charms and things for like
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: accessories for your stanleyclable and yeah, like it's you know
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: how people have those things on their phone cases where
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: it's a little wallet in the backside.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: It's basically a little wallet that you would attached to
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: your Stanley.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: I was at there's another like little straw top of
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: like a star that attaches to the top of the straw.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 13: I was at a gym gymnastic charms. Yeah, and they
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 13: have little holders you put your phone in there. Yeah,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 13: you had they have a straw holder of straw, a snack.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: It's a wallet.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a whole person.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't stick around and see if she got a deal.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. Probably she probably did, because they're
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: standlies of the world that will keep them in business.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, this is okay.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 10: So this is a forty ounce tumbler. It is not
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 10: as heavy as a standling.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: What did the knockoff Stanleys go for like a target?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say eighteen eighteen dollars?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: It is twenty five?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: It is me all right? Should I put it next
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 6: to the white claw one.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 13: I was also at a theater recently where they had
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 13: a Lost and found with no less than fifteen abandoned Stanleys.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: I'm really saving the planet with these things.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: Pro tip if you want a free charger for your
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 5: phone you're at any hotel, just go to the lobby
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: and go, hey, excuse me. I would just here a
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago, and I left my charger in
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: the room, and they go, what does it looks like?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: You go, it's just a white USBC apple. They bring
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: out like a tub full of actually might have been black.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Okay that one.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just learned that from an airline pilot who's
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: at these hotels all the time. He's like, yeah, you
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: forget anything, just go down the front desk. I was
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: just here a week ago, described in the most generic terms.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: They go, they don't care.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: I was like six feet eighteen feet.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: I left my Stanley here. What does it looks like?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: It's like one of those big mugs with the handles
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: on it. Look yeah, how what's the next thing? Point?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: Next thing is for Sea Bass, Sea Bass. I know
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: you wear a lot of hats on the show, and
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: I know you've also worn a lot of costumes. So
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: how about a Bucky's hat that has his own little.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Beaver ears on.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: Screen? That would go actually really well.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: With her jersey.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 13: It's corn Now, these are not to crap on the
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 13: Mickey ears people, but these are these ears are on
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 13: the sides, not the top, little poofy ones?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: Is that where isn't that where beaver's ears would be?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Exactly so they're anatomically correct.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 6: Uh snap back?
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Now the question is with my giant skull full of brains?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 6: Does fit?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: You should have to go to the very last snap?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 6: Are you like a size eight? I almost it barely fits?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: Actually look good on you?
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: Yea wow?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Look above the ears. Yeah you do have a big head.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you no, same, I got the same
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: problem seven and seven and seven eight slot times. Yep,
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: they called it vagiina buster all you moms know.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, on the way out not the way in.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: That's true unless you're wearing your girlfriend like a hat. Right,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: we'll go with twelve ninety nine for the BUCkies hat.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: You are actually right on the dot. It is thirteen dollars.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 6: What the dot?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: But well it's close.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: Jason.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 13: By the way, Bucky's not a sponsor of all Sea
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 13: Beast segments. But look at the guy who's already got
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 13: a jersey on.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: Look, you're the only person with BUCkies stuff.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, market what a unicorn?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: All right? Greg?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, I know you hate traveling, right, I know you
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: don't like our planes. Correct, So let's get you something
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: to relax. Okay, your own BUCkies travel.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 8: Oh great, definitely wants to be seen with this around
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 8: his neck.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeh, that's so cool and fashionable.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's like it's like that is cool if the
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 13: beauty were in honor essentially, yeah, long.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: Long, but you see, like an old timey Hollywood people,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: they would have like the door and you can keep
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: the face on it to keep the face on it,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: the same thing, but with the BUCkies beaver and then you.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: Can rest your head on his that's so cute. Let's
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: go with fifteen. It's actually nine dollars.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, Wow again BUCkies Mega.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: It has a little tail text here says, hey, I
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: got a Bucki's onesie and my wife hates it. I
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: saw all of those and I think, like twenty dude
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: with a onesie.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the BUCkies thing. It's say man in
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: the onesie if shorts don't yeah, if shorts don't make
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: the cut, onesie in public?
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: All right, All right, Jeff, you're a very hard working man.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: Right yeah, So how about your own? What's cooler?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: Off side place to hide my alcohol?
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: Alcohol there?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 6: Nice?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, like a little soft sided.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: You know what is that lunch not?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: Oh and it's insulated, yeah, like a cooler cool strap tootle,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: cooler back nice?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, uh sixteen ninety nine.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: It's twenty dollars twenty bus You know what that's actually
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: for that? It's a really good deal. Yeah, really, twenty
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: twenty bucks.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 13: That's a nice little How much is how much is
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 13: her stand not menace? Sammy Stanley want? She has one
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 13: the same thing, but Stanley branded pink.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: Oh Yeah what did that run?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 12: Time for me for Christmas?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: What did that cost? Metutes? You remember?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 6: I think it was like forty five dollars.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 13: I'm seeing that exact brand, not retail, but at Dick's
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 13: Sporting Goods for one hundred dollars.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 12: Good god, oh thanks men.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe I got on sale go with that, Yeah,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 6: but I did get it from six too.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 12: It is so cute.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: It is so cute, and that's worth the extra eighty dollars,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: all right, Gina.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you talk about these a lot, so not one,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: but how about two BUCkies, Toko.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 9: That's a job.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's cute. Well, her mom is obsessed
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 8: with the Trader Joe's to She has taken not one,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 8: but two days off of work to get two different
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 8: Trader Joe's bags. This is a bargain at any price.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 6: New stuff.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 8: I have not seen this spent. It's not cute colors,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 8: it's like brown and red.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 8: I like the colors, and I love the little cartoon.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 8: It's not too much. Oh my, I mean I would
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 8: want to say this is like one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: But.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 12: Let this go.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 8: God, this is cute. It's BUCkies. It's going to be books.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 8: I say, seven ninety nine.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: For both, ten bucks.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 8: For ten Tyler, you made Wow.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, salt water taffy. Wha, there's one more real quick
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: and one more thing.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: I saved the best for last four menace. I know
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: how much you love BUCkies. Yeah, your own little Bucky statue. Wow,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: his bronze glory.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: Who would want that?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's going World's Best Father or something.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: I don't have to if he did, like a limited
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: edition like him. We made like fifty of these things.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 13: By the way, that's that's bronze or bronze casted or
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 13: something that's not plassic.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: I think it was a good signe not Yeah, it's
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: going on your desk, man.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Look how excited he is.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: We had all these super cool as. This one's even cooler.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: It is fifteen bucks.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: Sweet, it's heavy enough to hold all your excitement down.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hell yeah, thank you.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: A round of Bunkies.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Beaver nuggets in there.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: Those beaver nuggets are good, very good. But I went
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: a couple of days ago. I'm like, I might be
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: a little stale by.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: That, and so stale plastic yeah stale.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: They said they will last about a month.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: Take his hands, not.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Pitched fresh from the field, refrigerated. Yeah, you know, it's
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: like bananas. And raspberry. They're fine in the store and
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: the minute you get them home, they're already brown and molded.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: The corn puffs no more, yeah, fried corn puffs more
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: what he shows next?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 6: I love it, love.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: That video that we shot Greg for the fireworks or
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: for the July because they were just going on and
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: on what felt and on, which, by the way, we
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: knew it was gonna be going on for a while.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: It's it's crazy you talk about people menace like they
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: just have no concept of sarcasm or whatever.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, fail, guys, I know.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: I knew I didn't, right, it was still.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 5: Anyway, if you have if you haven't seen that video,
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: it's posted on Instagram. We were at Captain Jim's fireworks
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: and they set off like all these fireworks behind us.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: We just recorded a like a happy Fourth of July for.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: The Woodes Show kind of thing, and they just went
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: on and on and Greg and I just doing these
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: awkward poses to kill time. But when we filmed that,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: Captain Jim had these like wireless little microphones Lava mic
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 5: so you can get for shooting your your videos and stuff.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: On the T shirt.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: It was so loud all because there was a multiple
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: fireworks that they lit off like all the same time.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: It was so loud and it sounded so good. I
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: had no idea how it was going to sound. But
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: when I heard the video, watch the video, I was like, wow,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: it's so. I bought some of those uh those little
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: wireless mics nice yeah yeah no, and they're like seventy
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: five bucks and they're really good.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy on how Yeah, the costs of those
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: things have dropped and the quality is so so good.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: Mahano m hey o n O. If you go on
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: Amazon the that's the brand m A O n O
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: and these are the whatever they just usb C they
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 5: do lightning you know for whatever. Yeah, it's but they're
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 5: really good. So that was that was a good purchase
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's worth it.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 5: We do like what do you show? Is it worth
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: an ish you're looking for something like that, It's definitely
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: worth an issue. If you watch that video you can
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: hear how good that sounds. I can't even describe how
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: loud it was. He's like like right behind our heads.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had those good and we have to do
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: that again. I know. Not good for the ears.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 13: That's one thing like audio video wise, when you watch
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 13: like the latest Jacket movie and they're showing you old
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 13: clips of like the year two thousand orty eight, when
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 13: they're shooting that jackass stuff and it just looks and
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 13: sounds like garbage.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: It's really just in lifetimes.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Crazy. Oh and uh, speaking of.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: New things, Morgan got some new pants. I do now
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: there's a story. There's a story behind these pants.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 12: Oh, I mean a little one. Well, they came from Sammy.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 12: I know, Sammy, sweetheart.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you have no idea how much you touched
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: Morgan with giving her these pants.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: I'm listening.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: I think you were.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: You were like legitimately touched by one of those a
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: babe moments. I got a text from Sammy like, hey,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: I thought of you.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 12: Would you like this? And I'm like, oh, bag, I
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 12: think it's.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: A much bigger deal to her than you realize the
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: fact you even thought about her and gave her these
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 5: pots and pants.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 12: Oh I know, Yeah, I'm.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 10: Glad you like them.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 11: Obviously, I just moved and I got rid of nearly nothing.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 11: I was keeping everything, but I didn't need pots, and
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 11: I wasn't keeping them. But they're still very new. I
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 11: mean they're pink.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 8: Didn't you get like pink ones or something not pots?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 10: No, yeah, yeah, and there's pans.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: I mean it sounds.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: So I did.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 10: I just thought like maybe Morgan would want these rather
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 10: than donating them.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: So it was a great set. And my friend was like,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: does she think you're poor or something. I'm like, I
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: don't care what she thinks.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: She must actually like me deep down. Did you think
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 5: that Sammy didn't like you?
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 12: I mean, I'm sure we all have moments, but you know, really.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 5: Because I never I never picked up on that at all.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: I never thought like, oh, I don't think that Sammy
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: likes Morgan.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 12: I'm not saying that. No, I'm saying it was an
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 12: all babe moment, like wow.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: And you you you got something. You finally she finally
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: got We've been telling her forever for years.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: The ring.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've wanted it for years. Ye I did notice
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 8: it and during that Amazon Prime deal days I've been
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 8: tracking it. It said, this is the lowest it's ever
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 8: gonna go. That's not the new that's not the new one,
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 8: the next new one before because they just came came out.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: They just came out with the or Ring five that's
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: why these are on sale. Women seem to like those
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: better than these because they're they're thinner. Yeah, they're not
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: as like bulky. And that was like my wife didn't
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 5: like the or.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 8: These were heavily discounted, and that's what I so, and
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 8: you could only get silver. I wanted gold, but I
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 8: just wanted everyone was discounted. And it's awesome, but it's
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 8: giving me some bad news. One of the reasons I
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 8: was avoiding getting an r ring Apparently I don't sleep either.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, my sleep score is consistently a fifty eight
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 8: and everything's like in the.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 6: Red then, but it tells you what to do in order.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 8: To collect stop looking at your phone.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I mean when I The reason I got
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 5: the ORR ring is for the sleep tracking. It's one
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: of the best, if not the best sleep tracker out
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: there other than getting like some kind official sleep study
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: kind of thing done, which is why I got it.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 5: And it's done a great job. The reason I went
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 5: with that as opposed to one of the you know,
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 5: like Apple Watch will do that kind of stuff too.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 5: It'll grade your sleep, but like, uh, that has to
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: be charged every single day, and when you charge that,
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: when you usually charge that when you're sleeping exactly.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: There wasn't like an otherwise you're charging it.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly, but this is this you only have
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: to charge the oor ring only has to charge like
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: once every three or four days.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 8: And there's a there's a phrase that I wish I
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 8: didn't know now, but I know what my sleep debt
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 8: is and I, oh.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 6: I owe a lot.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but see this is this is why it
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: was really great for me because I was a mess
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: like that as well. Yeah, and now it's like my
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: my my sleep score like it give is like an
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: ongoing my average eighty oh lucky, even with the schedule.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm excited to get better then. But it is
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 8: fun and I'm glad I got it, and I'm glad
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 8: to wait until it was on sale.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's something new for you to be obsessed with.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: Exactly, you guys are because even if you like efficiency
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: or restfulness, sleep deep sleep, but if you can click
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 5: on the individual things and it tells you kind of
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: what it's looking for, what it's you know, grading you
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: on what steps too.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, tracks all that and it even tells me when
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 8: to change when to change my birth control patch. Whoa,
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 8: it's got it all.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you know, stress, heart rate, oxygen.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 8: Ye, my heart rate's pretty good.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: Seventy Is that good your nighttime breathing. It'll tell you
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 5: if you have inconsistent breathing.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like if you have wait, wait, SeaBASS.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 6: Is that not good?
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: It's getting up there, it is.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 8: What do you say, seventy six? It's not terrible my
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 8: heart rate?
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: That's your resting heart rate. I don't know what was
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: it saying, Well, it'll say low.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: What does it say.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 8: Sleep when I'm asleep? It's about seventy six?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: Oh that's high for sleeping.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 8: I shouldn't have gotten this.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: God, even what he says. Yeah, it's like it's supposed
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: to be like my average, like my aage. So it
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: takes the entire day start to finish. My average is
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 5: seventy four the entire day. Now he's running all the
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: running that.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 8: I really should be in the just Jesus forty four?
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 12: Am I dying?
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: But Jesus Christ.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: But he's also like he's working out all the time
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: and still sleeping and sleeping.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 6: Resting rate is at forty four. That's seping. Yeah, Okay,
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 6: we're both almost dead.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 8: It's a different way cool, all right, So what do
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 8: I want it to be?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: Sixty sleep heart rate range? Yeah, and I think in
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: the sixties.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 6: Between forty four and fifty seven is what my okay.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 8: It says I'm between seventy one and eighty two, you guys.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, like, for sleeping, what's the what's the
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: average range's saying most healthy adults between forty and sixty.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: I've never had it in the forties.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because my sleeping is right around sixty, it'll be
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: like sixty two.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, But what's the advice on getting your heart rate
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 8: to slow down while you're sleeping?
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know, not to explode.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: Because like your heart rate will be up like if
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 5: you had a meal too close to bedtime because your
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: metabolism is going more.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: It's all like that.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 5: That raises stuff.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: But so you learn about that stuff and you learn
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: get it, keep you posted.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 8: It's fun. Though I don't like the smell.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: So got the U forgot the audien.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 5: We'll finally found it. And Seamass's audio folder is just chaos. Well,
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 5: there's so many things in there, but I don't think
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: he like how you label stuff, not for this this
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: particular folder. We had that Crossroads email, and then the
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: person was upset about the the segment we were playing
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: the fans that were traveling to America for the first time.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 5: They were so excited and getting into all the Americans
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: like this guy, I.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: Can to speak English, but I'm excited. I love it.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 5: And then I was looking for the song that you
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 5: spent all this time producing me and y yeah right
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: h with that guy's.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 9: Excited so good banger.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: It took me two hours to find it with his
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: actual name hero Chico.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing I would have never remembered. So
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 5: I got to, like, you know, list things with a
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: bunch of keywords, so I can. I can find it
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, how about around it? You feel me?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, feel well.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 5: This dude he had a bit of a meltdown over
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: people on bicycles, not not motorcycles, actual cyclists. Cyclists. Yes,
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: well as he should. Yeah, not everyone on a bike.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 5: I think we all know the type that that he's
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 5: talking about. But hear his rant and let's just say,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 5: for the sake of argument, that he's saying, you feel.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 7: Me, I cannot stand these bicycle as what I'm doing
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 7: thirty and a fifty Because I'm stuck behind eight grown
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 7: men dressed like radioactive highlighters.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 9: I started to develop opinions.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 7: Why the fuck are you guys riding three deep down
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 7: the road like they're not handing out gold medals at
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 7: the end of this can called the sack? And why
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 7: the do you wear the Spanex with all the sponsor names,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 7: Like nobody is looking at you and saying, oh, this
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 7: forty three year old might be the future of athletics. Meanwhile,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 7: traffic is backed up three fing zip codes because Chad
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 7: and has toured a midlife crisis thinks the fucking road
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 7: belongs to him and teams Spandex thunder And then when
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 7: you go to pass them, they throw their hands up
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 7: like you're the villain, Like you just violated the Geneva Convention. Meanwhile,
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 7: you just spend ten thousand dollars to be the world's
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 7: most expensive inconvenience.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: Why do these guys travel in packs? One bicycle is sure,
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: I can handle that, but.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 13: Eight of them, Yeah, I mean decent, there's some of
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 13: the word and and they're very and they pick and
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 13: choose when they the follow the rules of the road, except.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: When somebody comes out flying through a stop.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, he's right, He's totally right.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: I mean some look and most of them ride where
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: there's a bike lane, they'll ride just outside the panded
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: line of the bike lane. Okay, you understand the bike
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: lane is for the bike part of the.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: Road, Greg. Yeah, that's the same as cars.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's that's for them to be able to
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 5: make their point, yes, right, then they and then they
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 5: get upset when people rage at them because yeah, you're
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 5: holding up this big long It's like you ever get
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 5: behind like someone's moving a construction guy's moving like a
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 5: backo from you know, one job site down the road.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: He's driving on the main road. You get behind like
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 5: a tractor. If you're going through like a rural area,
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: you'll get behind a tractor and they at least will
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 5: like every once in a while, pull over, let a
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 5: bunch of traffic pass them before then getting back on
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 5: the road. Not cyclists. Oh no, we're going to make
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 5: a point.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: It's like the person who's.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 5: On the highway and they're basically speed monitoring everybody like nope,
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: I'm going to speed them and I'm going to stay
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 5: in this lane. Technically I'm allowed, and I'm gonna keep everybody.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: Else from being able to go faster.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 13: And yeah, it's your your as he says that your
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 13: recreation is a burden to everyone else.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's not victim.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: As you said, you look terrible doing it.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: He hit it in this Okay. So you could be
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 5: into something, right, like you could be into cycling or whatever.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 5: It doesn't mean that you're immediately, you know, a jerk.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: But man, when you start getting like the full body suits, like, again,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: you're not there's no metals at the end of the
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: call de sack as he pointed out.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's for aerodynamics.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: It's like people who recreationally swim shaving down. Yeah, right,
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: like you're you're just recreationally swimming. You're not in the Olympics.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: But they have personal goals. I'm trying to close all
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 5: these circles.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: I hate it when you get stuck behind them at
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: a red light and there's the three guys on the bikes.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're in the lane, middle of the lane.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, yeah, there's two lanes light and there's
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 5: they're sitting in the light like a car would well,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 5: at least they're stopped at the light.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the Again, we'll give them the credit for that. Hypothetically,
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: you're obeying all the traffic rules like you're supposed.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: To, but then the light turns green and it's half
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: an hour for you to get going.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so uh yeah, do you need to have
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: you're a recreational clists, like you have the shoes and
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: you're clicking in.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 8: Like better Yeah, I guess have those mirrors on their glasses.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's it's going, it's going.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 5: Uh, it's just the the the degree of going overboard,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 5: you know, like you you flare, well yeah, because you
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 5: dress up. It's like little kids who you know, they're
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 5: in the fire trucks and whatever, and so they get
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 5: like the helmet and the whole thing and they got
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 5: to look the part.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 6: But I think there's like teams and stuff. Is a
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 6: team sports? Is it point ones or not?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't care, but I think
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: I think I'm just trying to understand.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 3: It's like a bowling league. They have yea and races
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: and all.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 13: Is there is there anything else that people say it's
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 13: for health or recreation that that that hurts other people,
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 13: that's inconveniences that it's like like a bowling not the
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 13: way of other people, golf, competitive smoking, shooting public parts,
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 13: a competitive indoor smoker at the library.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 6: There's nothing like you know, boxing, whatever, there's nothing.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 13: There's no other sport or activity that's actively is a
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 13: problem for everyone else everybody's way.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so on the.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 5: Text over to two two nine eight seven, you feel
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: this from this dude for the most part, one hundred
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: get it. I'm going overall, yes, get it, yes, yes, yes, everybody.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 5: Yet is there a no in the room because.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 11: We're I mean, I get the outfits and stuff because
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 11: it's supposed to be that's more comfortable.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 10: Well yeah, I mean, but that's what you wear and
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 10: other stuffer whatever gear you're supposed to wear for anything.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 6: You're a sports fat shack.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: But for guys, no one wants to see there's no
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: real reason.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 10: But you think that they're not wearing it for you
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 10: to look at them, they're wearing it.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, yeah, that that's where in this particular case,
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 5: I disagree.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 12: Really yeah, I think it's for reason.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they need to stand and I will intentionally
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 5: not even look the direction of somebody that we know
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 5: is desperately trying to get your attention to be it
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 5: with their car or like some crazy thing that they're doing,
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 5: or like the appear. Yeah, exactly like you intended. Because
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 5: they're so they're so desperate for that attention, they're not
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 5: even looking.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 3: No, I will not do you that pleasure.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 10: But what about like a surfer wearing a wet suit.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 10: You don't feel that way about them.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 13: That's actively for their a personal warrant as well, and
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 13: rash guarding you can buy. There are all kinds of
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 13: I'm looking at them right now. There are all kinds
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 13: of track style pants that get are not loose. I'm
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 13: not going to catch in your gears that are not
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 13: skin tight and short not only on their ass but
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 13: their guts too.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 10: But I thought was a chafing thing.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 3: And do they have the built.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do all that stuff that we're underwear.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 5: We get it, Woody. You can't ride a bike or
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: fit into the suit.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 4: That's always.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 6: These guys shouldn't be in these suits either.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: Whenever you have something that's like really stupid, like you're
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 5: watching like something, you go like, I don't know why anyway?
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because you can't. No, it's not because it's
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: not that I can't.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 5: You're right, I couldn't do a floor routine for gymnastics, right.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 5: It doesn't mean that's the reason I don't find it interesting.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: The girl with the girl with the ribbon doesn't look stupid.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: It's not just that you can't do it. It's not
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: because I can't do it, which is also which is
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: also true.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 6: I can't do it.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 5: I've never tried it. Maybe i'd be great out.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 8: I have no idea rhythmic ballet.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: Rhythmic bal Yeah, that's.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 3: Always the go.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because it's hard. You can't do it, not necessarily.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: Somewhere deep inside a rhythmic ballet, somewhere.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 1: In there, somewhere in there.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 5: All right, well, uh, Gina, Yes, somebody in this room
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 5: has something they need to tell you.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 5: Uh, we've we've all been aware of Gina's ticks. Yeah,
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 5: there's a there's there's a number of officials. There's a
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 5: number of one. Is that noise whatever?
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 8: The that one?
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: Have you heard? I haven't heard that.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 8: It's just if I have like an itch in my
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 8: throat or like my ear canal, So she'll just.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 5: Be randomly sitting there on the computer, Like doesn't that
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 5: run in the family.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 8: Yes, they called a grad boy itch, But somehow I
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 8: got it.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 5: And it's surprising how many people say they do that.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, first talked about that. Yeah, there's that every once
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: in a whilest, like doing like a motor boat, sounding.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 8: Like, yeah, it relaxes my money.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, there's that. There's the newer one where she's trying
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 5: to crack something her elbow.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's that's Greg's fault.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: But I never heard of it before that.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 8: I try to crack my elbow because I saw Greg
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 8: do it. No, I can't.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 6: She's ready to do that.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 5: It looks like she's yipping like like all they can yip,
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 5: almost like like when they test your reflexes when you
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 5: were a kid, and you know it's on the I do.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: It really slowly. I don't like shoot my arm out,
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 3: and I think my right one will go right now,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna try it. I do it real slow, like, oh, okay,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 3: hopefully it'll work.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 5: Oh sounds like yeah, I love that, So sad Am,
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 5: I forgetting any of the other ones that we already
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 5: know about, I don't think. So there's another one any one. Yeah,
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 5: and I don't even know if I've noticed it.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 3: What we'll see who could possibly have an issue with it?
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: It's rude?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh wait, oh wait?
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 6: Oh great?
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: Paints it pains?
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 10: Please?
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 6: You have this new.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: In studio habits?
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 8: Is it vocal or active?
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: Active? Yes? Yes, guess it is it.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: When she comes in the room, she slams everything everywhere.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 8: No, are you sure that's me?
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like when you come in, you like drop
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: everything on the desk, like, super loud, like everything when
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: you walk in.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 8: I also have a guess.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 5: I need.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 11: My guess is recently what I've noticed with Gina, and
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 11: you didn't always used to do this.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 10: You take a very deep breath like every so often
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 10: you're just like.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 12: And I'm like, are you okidding?
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 8: You know Andy says that too. My husband says I
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 8: do that, and I haven't noticed.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you take very loud, deep breaths like you're signing
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 11: like there's something wrong.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 8: You're oh my god.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying you're this, but every unhanged person
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: that I've ever met does the slamming thing.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, you have called me a psychopath and I'm
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 8: schizophrenic and I've multiple personality.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 5: They're ticks, but you have a number of them. I know,
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 5: I've not noticed the slamming stuff. I've not noticed the
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 5: breath thing.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 6: Not here, it's right when she gets here, you're not.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 8: I mean, I just well, I put my backpack on
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 8: the chair, just like. But I, oh, come, that must
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 8: be really loud.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 3: It's really exactly. But the one that I noticed, I'm
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 3: ready the new one.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 8: Tell me.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: You take the thing that you're so proud of your
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: nails and you on your computer keyboard.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 8: Wait, am I typing?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 3: You're doing it to the beat of a song or
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 3: during a commercial, breath or wherever.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 8: No, it's true.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 5: Is that like pen clicking but with nails.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, but you do it.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 14: I'm on the key and you just kind of yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 14: that's that's definitely new my daughter, and I think it's
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 14: because all the teenage girls are doing it.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 5: Anything that she's holding or touching, oh becomes.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 8: It's like everybody checking my water bottle and they have to.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 6: That's at a little Yeah.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: She was doing that.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 5: We're at the dinner table, all right, you can stop
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 5: that right now.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like first Yeah, that's totally for social med
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 8: so yeah, I'm just I'm just doing.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: And everybody, I don't know, you're too far away.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 6: I don't hear it.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 8: Somebody else told me I've slightly, but I didn't find
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 8: it like I think over the top of me, or
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 8: my mom told me that was annoying.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: Are you the type of person who if you're the
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 3: passenger in a car and you're driving by something and
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 3: you want to tell the driver, Oh, look there's that
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: restaurant I told you about, do you point at it
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: or do you have to bam bam bam bam bam
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: bam bam on the window.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 8: Oh I don't know. I don't think I do that.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 8: But but we were listening to music in the car
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 8: two days ago and I was doing it to the
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 8: beat with my aura ring and the kid told me
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 8: to stop it immediately. So yeah, yeah, the kid, the
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 8: the child who is constantly being.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's playing like drums on the steering wheel and
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm h are here in the car and
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 5: you're jam and like you're kind of tapping along like
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 5: you know, with your free hand, But.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: Are these like.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 8: Are these I mean, obviously I'm doing it enough that
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 8: you have noticed that it's annoying.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: It's just that I noticed it that it's notices a
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: lot of things.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 8: Sitting right next to me, and I do do that.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 8: I definitely, I'm really sorry. No, no, no, it's just
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 8: an obser Is it an observation or is it one
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 8: of those things that's like nails on chalkboards here? But
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 8: you're a fidgetter right, yes, obviously big time. And we
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 8: didn't have the same fidgets growing up.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, I found this random paper clip sitting on
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 5: the desk, and so it's in my hand all day
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 5: long and I'm just like messing.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 8: With it exactly.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 5: And I noticed that, like, and I see these Instagram
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 5: videos that we post and I'll be sitting there. Could
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 5: be a highlighter, could be the marker that I'm holding
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 5: because I just wrote something. But now I'm like, as
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 5: I'm having the conversation, it's just.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 8: Always twiddling it.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 6: See.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 8: And my thing was I would my nails to the stubs.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 8: That's why I think my nail should be a copay,
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 8: like medically, because I need my nails covered by something.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just a magnet for it. Because I'll be at
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: a restaurant and the guys taking this chopstick and just
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 3: on his plate and just.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 1: It's pretty much like, you know, you're only amusing yourself here.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 3: Noises.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, a list now you're getting the breath thing?
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I might die.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 5: Man, Where did I see it?
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: Recently?
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 5: I saw something about things like that, that people will
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 5: do that to bring attention to themselves. I don't like
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 5: in word, it's like like they'll do something audible or
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 5: whatever so that people then they turn to look at
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 5: it and it brings even if it could be they say,
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 5: like a subconscious thing.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 8: But isn't that more like like trying to get someone
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 8: to ask you what's wrong? Like there's nothing wrong with me,
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 8: Like I'm not like.
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 5: No, it's just like in other words, there's not enough
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 5: focus or attention that you feel is coming your way.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 5: Now I'm saying that out for you. This is what
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 5: this is the thing I was reading about that people
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 5: that make noise like that are the one that menace hates,
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 5: like after somebody drinks and they go, oh, I hate that.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 8: See for me, That's why I'm also curious about the orring,
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 8: because I do stop breathing when I'm concentrating on something,
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 8: which is.
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 11: Exactly what I think is happening, because she's always doing it.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 11: When she's in here working in the morning and no
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 11: one really talking, you can really.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 10: Hear her do the big exhale. But I think it's
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 10: because she's holding her breath at the time, and that
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 10: still concerns me.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 8: I do that a lot.
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you guys do it. Man, Like
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 5: I'll come in the studio before the show starts and
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 5: it's dead silence is weird. It's like, because it's in
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 5: a studio where there's like soundproofing stuff on the walls
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 5: or whatever, it really kind of deadens the room, and
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 5: so any noise whatsoever like that would that would drop me.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 8: And like Greg's like like if you have like a
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 8: little like coffee stomach gurgle, like you get really embarrassed.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 8: But it's just it's just because there's no noise there.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 3: The one thing you do that doesn't consider the breath
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: thing doesn't concern me. I haven't noticed it. But you
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 3: do something that I think it's the equivalent of a hiccup,
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 3: but you go.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 8: Like, oh, that's yeah, that's biological. You got a million times.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 8: I can't burp. I don't know how you burp, so
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 8: I my body just says these one long that's like
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 8: and then I just move on.
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 1: I don't that's it.
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 8: That's like a bur I'm trying to do that.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 5: You drink die cocal a lot, but when you take
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 5: a sip of diet cokeer, you take a gulp of
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 5: die coke, there's no like bubble that comes out like
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 5: a like a belch, no like a carbonated beverage belch.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 1: Everybody gets that.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 8: Everyone tries to explain how to burp, and I'm not
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 8: getting like I'll get like a stomach like blown.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 5: You don't need to explain how to fart exactly. It's
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 5: just it just happens.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know, but I do that. But I
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 8: do my own little burp. It just sounds like I'm
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 8: doing sounds like a.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 3: Disconcerted that's it.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 5: Text us over to two two nine eight seven. You
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 5: can tell us what else is annoying that Gina does.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 5: I'm not apparently this is just a it wasn't intended
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 5: to be.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 12: That's no.
• 2:09:39
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• 2:09:53
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• 2:10:05
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• 2:10:07
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• 2:10:09
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• 2:10:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is weird. If you hold a crab up
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 3: to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 3: to get attacked by a crab. Oh wow.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were kids.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 5: You go down and you put the shell up and
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 5: you can hear the ocean. You're like, oh look, kid,
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 5: you can't hear it. Kids are so stupid. We were
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 5: so dumb, and that just carries on. It's just part
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 5: of being a kid.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: You're dumb.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: You're just older and dumb.
• 2:10:46
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• 2:11:00
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• 2:11:02
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• 2:11:07
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