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Nothing Better Than the Football Hit Sound Effect (w/ Stugotz & Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Say it back to me, the time of our lives
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  Speaker 3: give me and I mean time of our lives.
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  Speaker 4: I mean time of our lives, Hawk I mean not
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  Speaker 4: time of our lives. I really am having I am
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  Speaker 4: having the time of my life doing this with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I will tell you.
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  Speaker 3: The comments on the YouTube page for the last couple
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  Speaker 3: of episodes of with Stu Gotts and Hawkman. The second
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  Speaker 3: the last episode we did was fake Frank de Ford
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  Speaker 3: and fake Dusty Rhodes, and the one before that was
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  Speaker 3: fake Howard and people are loving them. I'm opening up
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  Speaker 3: the uh, the fake DeFord right now. You can probably
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  Speaker 3: hear the sound, but I'm just looking at some of
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  Speaker 3: the the comments.
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  Speaker 1: Glad you post this today.
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  Speaker 3: Just listening to the audio version with the Violent Sneezer
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  Speaker 3: remixes edit out, Yeah, the previous episode. If you listen
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  Speaker 3: to just the audio version of the podcast, because there
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  Speaker 3: was a lot of copy.
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  Speaker 1: Written music in there, you can only watch.
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  Speaker 3: The total episode on YouTube, but the audio episode gives
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  Speaker 3: you a good taste of what it's about. But somebody
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  Speaker 3: else puts in the comments fucking a you guys. I
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  Speaker 3: still haven't stopped laughing from yesterday's episode, which was the
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  Speaker 3: fake Howard one. You guys are awesome. Thanks for all
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  Speaker 3: the episodes the last two weeks. It's been awesome. Then
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  Speaker 3: there's this comment, I mean, and that was it, which.
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  Speaker 1: Delights me to no end. Well, I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, And let me give you a couple of the
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  Speaker 3: the comments on the fake Howard Schnellenberger episode that we
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  Speaker 3: had posted.
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  Speaker 1: This one's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody had posed well first time, and I see, holy shit,
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  Speaker 3: you guys, this one has me totally freaking rolling, so
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  Speaker 3: freaking funny, man, this was so much fun. This is
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  Speaker 3: my favorite podcast by far. The next one says, and
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  Speaker 3: I had this thought too, Poor Taylor, he seems so uninterested.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I left for this shit, right, But the
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  Speaker 3: commenter says, but I love the old school stuff and
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  Speaker 3: I'm finally getting it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then someone responded to that, who the hell is Taylor?
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  Speaker 3: And then someone responded to that the producer at the
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  Speaker 3: bottom rebored by the fake Howard, the fake Frank to Ford,
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  Speaker 3: the fake Dusty Rhodes.
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  Speaker 5: So I think what happened there is when we do
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  Speaker 5: these in the morning. I'm also juggling the radio show
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  Speaker 5: and the podcast coming up. So if I'm doing like
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  Speaker 5: a guest lip shot and then I'm just keeping one
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  Speaker 5: year out for hey Taylor play this sound?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but are you bored? I mean right, because
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  Speaker 1: he didn't really answer it right. Yes, it was a
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  Speaker 1: very nice answer.
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  Speaker 4: It was a it was a nice way of saying
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  Speaker 4: politically that you're not bored.
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  Speaker 1: He's not our target audio thinking you're bored. I mean
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  Speaker 1: one one last chance here.
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  Speaker 5: To think I was working on the prep shooter.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. No, I think somebody enjoys this Hawk, I do.
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  Speaker 4: I think, first off, I think he enjoys the relationship
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  Speaker 4: he has with you and and and I think he's
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  Speaker 4: learned a lot just about doing the job producing for
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  Speaker 4: the best to ever do it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like he's sitting there going to all,
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  Speaker 3: why can't we just do more episodes with Izzy.
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  Speaker 1: Garbage? When somebody else is coming on?
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  Speaker 3: Somebody else posted stew and Hawk are magic together, somebody
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  Speaker 3: else puts funny enough. My favorite fake in show history
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  Speaker 3: was fake Howard as well, but specifically fake Howard Cosell.
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  Speaker 1: And we did have a fake Howard Cosell who would
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  Speaker 1: call in every now and then yes we did.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody posts legit cannot tell the difference between real and
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  Speaker 3: fake Howard, so good. Somebody else posts Murray Murray anyway,
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  Speaker 3: the responses with fake Howard, Fake Frank Tofford, and I
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  Speaker 3: sent this morning to Barry, who is the genius behind.
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  Speaker 1: Fake Howard, Fake Frank's Afford, and fake Dusty Rhodes. I
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  Speaker 1: get him out of ta ticket and the ticket Wizard
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  Speaker 1: of South Florida. I sent him this.
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  Speaker 3: Morning the link to fake Frank to Ford and fake
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  Speaker 3: Dusty Rhodes, and he just texted me back. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 3: there is some funny shit in there, no doubt. The
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  Speaker 3: Frank de fraud is by far my favorite, even though
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  Speaker 3: it's probably my worst imitation.
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  Speaker 1: But clearly I had the most fun with that one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and he did it did seem like he was
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  Speaker 3: having fun deliver those lines as fake to Ford.
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  Speaker 4: I remember thinking how cool it was for you guys,
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  Speaker 4: because you all went to um. You're all friends, you Dan,
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  Speaker 4: and like that's what you want when you do a
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  Speaker 4: radio show. You set out to do a radio show
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  Speaker 4: and you're trying to find your legs and it's gaining
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  Speaker 4: in popularity, and then you're getting so much more confident
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  Speaker 4: and better at it, that you start bringing in your friends's.
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  Speaker 1: Characters because Lord knows that.
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  Speaker 4: Barry has done that before for you, and Dan the
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  Speaker 4: fake Howard, and then it turns into radio gold and
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  Speaker 4: the audience falls in love with an attorney who just
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  Speaker 4: happens to be a friend of yours. But I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 4: that's how you cultivate an audience, you know. And the
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  Speaker 4: audience loved Barry.
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  Speaker 1: They loved the concept of the radio show when it
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  Speaker 1: started in two thousand and four because I was doing
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  Speaker 1: music radio at the time, which was my wheelhouse. I
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  Speaker 1: love music.
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  Speaker 3: And Dan called me and he said, hey, there's this
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  Speaker 3: startup radio station. It's called seven ninety the Ticket, and
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  Speaker 3: I've got to put together, you know, a staff for it.
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  Speaker 3: And it was going to be Andy King, remember, and
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  Speaker 3: it for one week it just wasn't working. And after
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  Speaker 3: one week he's like, why don't you be the executive
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  Speaker 3: producer of the show. And I remember saying to him, well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know sports radio like that because I had
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  Speaker 3: only worked in the music format. I knew the format
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  Speaker 3: of music backwards and forwards. And Dan remember he said
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  Speaker 3: to me, but I'm not going to do a sports
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  Speaker 3: radio show, because in my mind, a sports radio show
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  Speaker 3: was Hank Oldberg, of course, and so it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be caller after caller, and I'd have to have
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  Speaker 3: all these you know, contacts, like how am I going
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  Speaker 3: to get bean O Cook away from Hank Oldberg when
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  Speaker 3: you're obviously gonna want him on the show? You know,
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  Speaker 3: How am I going to get Dan Dierdorf to call
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  Speaker 3: in when he's got a relationship with Hank? And I
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  Speaker 3: remember Dan saying to me, he goes, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: We're not doing.
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  Speaker 1: A sports radio show.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing every conversation that we had in college. So
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  Speaker 3: the conversations that me and him and Jim Fravola and
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  Speaker 3: Barry and the rest of our group, like the show
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  Speaker 3: really just became an extension of that. Like all the
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  Speaker 3: silliness is conversations. Back then, there was no texting. It's
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  Speaker 3: the conversations we would have either at the house on
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  Speaker 3: Ludlam Road or on phone, Like we would sit on
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  Speaker 3: the phone and talk about that stuff all night.
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  Speaker 1: Right, But you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys loved it, and you guys made yourselves laugh. And
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  Speaker 4: to be able to bring that to a platform, to
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  Speaker 4: a live audience and have them love it the way
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  Speaker 4: you guys loved it.
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  Speaker 1: To me, that was tremendous. I just remember thinking that
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  Speaker 1: early on.
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  Speaker 3: I think you'll recall though, at the beginning, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: certain people loved it. Oh sure, no they did it. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it were just was such a departure. I'm not certain
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  Speaker 3: that you loved it. I'm not certain that the owner
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  Speaker 3: of the station, Joel, loved it. Like I'm not certain
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  Speaker 3: anyone really knew that this was going to be what the.
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  Speaker 1: Show was like.
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  Speaker 4: I just remember thinking it was a cool thing. I
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  Speaker 4: just figured now I didn't love it at the beginning.
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  Speaker 4: I knew I just had to roll with it, make
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  Speaker 4: the best of it, you know, and be a good teammate.
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  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 4: And you're right, these aren't my relationships. It's your guys relationships.
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  Speaker 4: And I just had to fit in. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I was, you know, And I would try to go
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  Speaker 3: out of my way to make sure everybody was satisfied.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of my my that's my personality. And Dan
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  Speaker 3: would remind me over and over like, hey, don't worry
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  Speaker 3: about what you're hearing from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who the program was.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Silotkin back then Yes, don't worry what you're hearing
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  Speaker 3: from Jason Salotkin. Like he's going to tell you one thing,
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  Speaker 3: he ain't gonna say it to me, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: care what he says, right like, And that was kind
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  Speaker 3: of revelatory for me because I hadn't had a work
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  Speaker 3: relationship like that before. I had never had enough power
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  Speaker 3: in any place that I worked to be able to
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  Speaker 3: dismiss a superior's wants or desires. Right, So, if you
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  Speaker 3: work somewhere and I was a night DJ and they
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  Speaker 3: said you got to stop playing this song. You got
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  Speaker 3: to start playing this song if it was against my
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  Speaker 3: better judgment, I listened to my boss. That's all I knew.
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  Speaker 3: And Dan was coming from a place that was, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I don't care what anybody tells me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your boss.
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  Speaker 3: I'm my own boss. Yes, and I'll do what I
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  Speaker 3: want to do. And if they don't want to hear
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  Speaker 3: it anymore, they'll tell me they don't want to hear it,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't know, I'll go back to my print
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  Speaker 3: and television jobs and they can take the AM radio
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  Speaker 3: station and shove it up their asses. Yes, And it
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  Speaker 3: was really like that was me, Yes, and it was refreshing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember Dan saying once and I think you
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  Speaker 4: were out. He said it to Mike Ryan because there
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  Speaker 4: was something that we were doing and Slocking wasn't happy.
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  Speaker 4: I forget the exact timing of it and who he
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  Speaker 4: said it to, but someone said, the PD want you
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  Speaker 4: guys to get to sport whatever, and Dan goes, I'm
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  Speaker 4: sitting and doing the show with his boss.
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  Speaker 1: He's totally fine with it.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember Dan feeling comfortable because he knew if
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  Speaker 4: I was okay with it, it didn't matter what anyone
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  Speaker 4: else thought. Not that he cared what I thought, but
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  Speaker 4: at least he knew why I had his back because
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  Speaker 4: I'm sitting there laughing. How could someone walk in and
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  Speaker 4: say stop doing that when I'm enjoying it as much
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  Speaker 4: as you guys.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: How about this Taylor, who is imminently bored by all
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  Speaker 3: of these episodes of the podcast, says that he has
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  Speaker 3: found a couple of the fake Howard Cosell's that that
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  Speaker 3: Texter had mentioned, Go ahead, fire one off, Taylor, Fike
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  Speaker 3: is stop a taste?
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  Speaker 1: Now do you know Howard Cosell?
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  Speaker 5: Taylor, I know he's a broadcaster, A broadcaster Monday Night Football.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean he's not He's not wrong. He
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  Speaker 1: is a broadcaster. He did you monye Football the sports.
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  Speaker 3: Broadcast voice of my childhood, no doubt, right, boxing word
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  Speaker 3: coat sell Worldwide? What was it called the Worldwide something
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  Speaker 3: at words?
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  Speaker 1: Remember that show? Yeah? What was it? He was he
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  Speaker 1: the host of that?
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  Speaker 4: She's wide world of sports Wide, worldwide wide world of sports.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, do you have another fake Howard Cosell?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I carried the ball for Ruin Olds on Monday
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  Speaker 3: Night Football.
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  Speaker 1: We brought the National Football League to prominence.
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  Speaker 3: Rune Arledge reference who used to be the sports boss
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  Speaker 3: of ABC.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, run Arlidge, what.
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  Speaker 4: A great reference, A perfect name, right, sounds like he
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  Speaker 4: should be the ball.
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  Speaker 1: You have another one? Yeah? One more?
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  Speaker 6: I found the man with the protruding punch of a
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  Speaker 6: Randall tech cub have no athletic texterity whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: It's so great. I mean, just Randall Randall Cobb was
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  Speaker 3: a football player who became a boxer. Randall tech Cob.
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  Speaker 3: That reference there like that, That impression is spot on, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, was it Howard cern who was on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Did Howard stir Howard Cosell deliver it to was Hawk
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  Speaker 4: the news about O Jay and the Bronco I forget,
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  Speaker 4: like who knows it?
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe I don't think so. Though.
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  Speaker 3: It was Howard Cosell who delivered the news about John
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  Speaker 3: Lennon being assassinated. Was during a Monday night football game,
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  Speaker 3: and Howard Cosell only had like one tone.
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  Speaker 1: It was this.
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't able to modulate his volume his voice, and
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  Speaker 3: so the way you might deliver. You know, John Lennon,
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  Speaker 3: one of the most iconic musicians you know of our time,
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  Speaker 3: had been assassinated and a Monday night football game was
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  Speaker 3: going on. There was there was like no, it was
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  Speaker 3: just like being told in a very you know, direct manner, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: John Lennon has been assassinated outside the whatever hotel. I
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  Speaker 3: mean we were kids you I don't even know if
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  Speaker 3: you were. When was John Lennon assassinated?
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  Speaker 4: I think it was nineteen eighty somewhere that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well make Cosel so great.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry to get off on a tangent here with Cossell,
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  Speaker 4: but this was a play by play guy and the
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  Speaker 4: analyst is supposed to be the expert on the sport
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  Speaker 4: that they are calling, and Cossell wanted nothing to do
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  Speaker 4: with that.
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  Speaker 1: He would argue with the analyst Aho and questioned him
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: There's plenty of clips of Howard Cosell being lit up
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  Speaker 3: drunk during games. Yeah, he was an attorney by trade
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  Speaker 3: and then became a broadcaster, but he was literally the voice.
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  Speaker 3: He was the sports voice of my childhood. From my childhood.
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  Speaker 3: I was born November of sixty nine, right, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: really watching sports, say when I'm like seven eight years old,
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  Speaker 3: so that's like seventy seven, seventy eight, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Through the eighties.
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  Speaker 3: My like sports voice soundtracks are Howard Cosell, Keith Jackson,
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  Speaker 3: of course, and I was a Bears fan, so it
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  Speaker 3: was the NFC, that was CBS. It was Brent Musberger,
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  Speaker 3: IRV Cross so good, Jane Kennedy, Pat summer All and
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  Speaker 3: John Matten, Pat summer All, John Madden.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, God, what a time. That's what broadcasters were. Broadcasters.
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy the Greek.
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  Speaker 3: You poor AFC fans got stuck with Pete Axe Thelm.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but it's so great because there was this one
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  Speaker 4: rogue guy. Now everyone's picking games sports betting is legal,
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  Speaker 4: but it was this one rogue guy on.
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  Speaker 1: CBS, Jimmy the Greek, who.
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  Speaker 4: Was picking games on a CBS NFL pregame show.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and it was like this crazy like you know,
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  Speaker 3: rudimentary board. And I remember one of his categories was
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  Speaker 3: always intangibles. So he'd be like, well, they have a
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  Speaker 3: better offense, they have a better defense, but the Packers
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  Speaker 3: have it when it comes to intangibles.
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  Speaker 1: I would take it.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let me play you something for all the
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  Speaker 3: listeners of the podcast. Here just a couple of little
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  Speaker 3: fun clips from the from the show back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: This one jumped out at me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we were always we've always been adamant on
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  Speaker 3: this show and always were that the callers drove the show,
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  Speaker 3: that it was the fake Howard Coseells and just all
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  Speaker 3: the clever callers drove the show. But that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 3: that Dan always hit a home run with a topic
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  Speaker 3: that would generate calls. And I was listening to this
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  Speaker 3: example of that. But then there was something funnier in there,
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  Speaker 3: as the one person who does call in says how
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  Speaker 3: you doing and gets suyed. In my mind, the Sui
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  Speaker 3: was like suiy and then a couple of show clips
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  Speaker 3: and then that was it. And I heard this Siuey
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  Speaker 3: for the first time, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, that
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  Speaker 3: had to be fifteen seconds? This like, what was I doing?
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  Speaker 3: I got a little carried away here. So there's a
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  Speaker 3: couple of things. You're gonna hear a segment that is
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  Speaker 3: just the end of the segment. It falls flat on
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  Speaker 3: its face because it's a terrible topic when you hear it,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're gonna hear you're an actual sui, someone
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  Speaker 3: gets sued, and you're going to realize that maybe it
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  Speaker 3: had started to grow too long the suiy itself.
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  Speaker 1: The reason we did that is Dan did.
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  Speaker 4: Dan wanted to keep the show moving, didn't want you
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  Speaker 4: to say hello.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want to say hi back to you. He
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  Speaker 1: maintained that if.
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  Speaker 4: You said hello, what's going on guys and he told
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  Speaker 4: you he had cancer, that you would move on with
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  Speaker 4: your dolphin question and not ask him if he's going
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  Speaker 4: to be okay, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And so his whole concept was if you say how
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  Speaker 3: you're doing or how's it going, we hit the suiy,
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  Speaker 3: we hang up on you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how you teach the callers that.
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  Speaker 3: They can wait on hold for thirty minutes and if
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  Speaker 3: they say how you're doing, they're going to get hung
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  Speaker 3: up and they don't get to say their piece. And
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: so that was you know, that was the the you
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  Speaker 3: know when you're training a dog, right and you slap
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  Speaker 3: him on the nose because he peees on the carpet
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I've never had a dog, but.
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  Speaker 3: Like that, you have to you have to train someone,
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  Speaker 3: and this is his way of training the listeners.
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  Speaker 1: So here is said segment.
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  Speaker 7: Question we were asking earlier, and I want to continue
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  Speaker 7: this question because it's really really I mean, it's just
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  Speaker 7: crazy what it's done in the phone line, like.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, just they won't stop ringing stop.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, al Pacino, is it not true that we have
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: not gotten a single call on this subject.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna try it again. I'm gonna try
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: and get it off the ground trying.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna recycle the god that you're resetting the same.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: This is what I'm doing right now. They're having Green
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: Day at Philadelphia. They're making everything out of coal, out
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: of corn. One hundred percent corn. Coal would be very
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: bad one hundred percent corn in Philadelphia.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: That's what they're doing today for one o'clock Dolphins and Eagles.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: And what I'd like for you to say is the Dolphins.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: If this game was in Miami, it would be one
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: hundred percent what that they would be recycling with.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: We've gotten memories. We did get that one call, and
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: then this is the rest of what we gotta take
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: another one more, John, You're on seven ninety John.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's so good.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Is a Miami Dolphin?
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: F'm gonna bring it's gonna bring back after this, so
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: much going on there that I love.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I still don't understand what topic he was doing Corn
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Away and Green Day, which I thought he was referencing
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: the band first, but no, it's like green a Green Initiative.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: And every he didn't even make any sense.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Everything's made out of corn in Philadelphia, Like what the
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Liberty bell is now made out of corn? Like I
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: didn't even understand it. And there's no calls. But when
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I heard that, Sui, man, I thought that was the
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: funniest fucking thing.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: It was just it never it never ended. It's so good.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: You're floundering around for calls, you're getting no calls, you're
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: playing the dial tone.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You finally get a call.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: The guy has the audacity to say hello after you
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: told him not to, and he just boo.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And that brings me to this next clip that I
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: wanted to play. So I may have had a propensity
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: to overproduce things, as you may have noticed with that
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: SUI there, which was originally intended to be a quick
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: hit SUI, thank you for the call, something like that,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: and it turned out to be overproduced and wildly overdone.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And figure with football having started now pre season underway,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: everybody's hype for football, and Dan used to maintain the
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: only way to get people real hype for football is
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: to play the sounds of the two linemen, you know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: crashing into each other pants gliding. He had said to
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: me for our fake pregame show, if you remember, can
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: you create just a little sound of, you know, football,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: so we can get people excited about football. And I
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: got probably a little overboard, as I am known to do,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: and I think I may have overproduced it, but it
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: delighted him. But here's a little segment to get everybody
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: excited for football in the.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: Fake pregame show on Saturday. Enjoyed it. It was very good.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Chris Mortensen was on with US, Dennis Green was on
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: with US, Robert Smith was on with US. Robert Smith
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: hypothesized that thirty percent of the NFL at least is
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: using human growth hormone. But one of the things that
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: we stole from the pukey cliched WQAM handbook on how
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: to do a football pregame show is you have to
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: have the sound of giant men colliding and the air
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: leaving their body.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So you have to have that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: So occasionally we're going to just ask guests to make
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: a sound of the air leaving their body because it
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: hypes shop. It hypes shop for football. But then because
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: hawk overproduces everything and gets carried away with just about
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: everything he does, he decided to mix and macch and
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: DJ and throw in some collisions and he just generally
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: got carried away.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Dason Taylor Dolphins for the Miami Dolphins.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I thought everybody's Reagan Moha man just got picked up
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: on a Dolphins.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: I am a jugging mole bit.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Jayson Taylor, Zach Thomas, Zach Thomas, Jayson Taylor, Thamas Taylor,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Tomas Taylor.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: So it's a lot of people banging into each other,
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: big giant people, and we got to think of because
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: this really fired you up. On the way to the
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: on the way to the game on the way to
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: the game where the Dolphins would rip you off and
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: commit one of the great business atrocities anywhere in sports
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: by just ripping you off and charging you full prices
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: for a fake game. We got to thinking, well, would
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: that work during the week with our general assortment of
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: not only sports people, but just some of the weird
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: people that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: We have on, Like if that?
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: Because it got us fired up, the whole colliding and
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: Taylor and Thomas and who it got us all fired up.
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: We were ready to run out of the tunnel say
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: in the Miami Dolphins really crappy fourth grade fight song,
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: And we got to think, you, well, maybe we could
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: just put that stuff together with some of the other
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: guests we've had on and create a little bit of
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: hyperventilation and excitement about our show in general.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: What do you think that would sound?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Ya yo.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Hi, It's andrega seed yo my gang. This is Bean
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Geen Oakland. This is Ronnie Tylee, and Ronnie Tylee mean
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Gene okerlanda go lega see okay, hey, this is Joe
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: back Joe buck Buck, Joe buck Buck. Ok Ronnie Tylee, Oh.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: So stupid, it's mean Gene Okerland.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: And doing in the middle of that so good.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: That was when like he would tell me to do something.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I remember like for the fake pregame show, He's like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: make a make a little sound, you know with the
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: thing and then night so I would do the and
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I could dress this up a little bit,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: like he's just throwing a Jason Taylor drop since it's
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: a Dolphins pregame show.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, this just sits there what.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I I And then by you know, all of a sudden,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: it's like right, and it's like four hours later and
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: it's and.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Then you're recycling Jason Taylor again, familiar with your work.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Some of my best memories.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: If there's something you want to hear on this podcast,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: d m me on Instagram, Radio Mark Hawkman on Instagram.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Taylor yawned during that open. I mean he's so bored
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: by this podcast. Taylor wants to it. We got to
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: get Ricardo on this podcast. Taylor wants to get back. Yes, yeah,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: what would it be your deal podcast to work? Taylor?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: If you can mix and match from any shows anywhere,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: what would be your ideal podcast?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Probably just the morning show on WFAN. Yeah, that report
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of my take.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: All right, before we get out of here, Stutts has
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: to give you nicknames of three athletes because that's what
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: he is good at.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And I'll make it all Dolphins.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, really okay, all right, Gene Morris Mercury very good.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark Duper, super duper. There you go.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: And Tyreek Hill.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: The Cheetah. All right, yes, there we go. We gotta
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: get out of here.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: And also, inexplicably, if you heard it in the football montage,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: there's Melon Gibson yelling give me back my son.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman, Got up go, You're got
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: up go?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: This is Jason Taylor for the Miami Dolphins.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: This is Zach Thomas for the Miami Dolphins.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Got up go.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Everybody is raging moleir man, Uh, it's got picked up
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: at a Dolphins.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: I am the jugging my bit.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Jason Taylor, Dak Thomas Ragana, Dak Thomas, Jason Taylor, Thomas Taylor,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Thomas Taylor