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Would You Rather · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I want to play a game of Would You Rather.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't done that in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I like that game.
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  Speaker 1: You like that game? Yeah. 106.7 Light FM, Cubby with
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  Speaker 1: Nina Del Rio in for Christine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just playing it with you, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, producer Kristen can't talk, you know, but she can
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  Speaker 1: chime in maybe, raise a hand or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she can give us gestures.
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  Speaker 1: No, but a friend of mine and I were thinking
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  Speaker 1: about some questions and they're conversation starters. They're kind of
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  Speaker 1: conversation starters. You know, you can do this at work. Okay. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: would you rather drink old milk or eat moldy cheese? Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I have what most people said, and you tell me
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can always cut the moldy cheese off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, it has to be all moldy.
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  Speaker 2: You have to eat it?
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  Speaker 1: That's your choice. You can only drink old milk or
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  Speaker 1: old moldy cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Moldy cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, only 43% said moldy cheese. 57% would rather drink
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  Speaker 1: the old milk.
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  Speaker 2: Do you drink the old milk?
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  Speaker 1: If I had to, yeah. Kristen's making a throw-up face.
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  Speaker 2: Like, why do we have to make that choice anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Yuck. It's would you rather. They're both bad choices, so
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  Speaker 1: one has to be a little bit better than the other.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be kidnapped by another human or abducted?
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  Speaker 2: Abducted by aliens?
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  Speaker 1: Abducted. I can't say it. Oh, my God. I'm having
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  Speaker 1: a stroke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hard one.
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  Speaker 1: Abducted. Abducted.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, goodness. Is that it?
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  Speaker 1: Abducted. Abducted.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be abducted by aliens or kidnapped by
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  Speaker 1: another human?
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  Speaker 2: Aliens.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, 62% want to be abducted by aliens.
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  Speaker 2: We trust aliens more than we trust humans.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Would you rather only eat sushi for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your life or only eat junk food for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of your life? Oh. Sushi? Well, 65% said junk food. 35%
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  Speaker 1: said sushi.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I could live.
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  Speaker 1: Kristen, what was that reaction you were giving? Like, Junk food?
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  Speaker 2: She'd do junk food. Yeah, but you could.
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  Speaker 1: There's enough... But there's so many, like, veggie people out
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  Speaker 1: there and just not... Or health nuts out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They'll probably always pick the sushi.
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  Speaker 2: But the junk food... I'd do junk food. The junk food...
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what, I just get sick of junk
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  Speaker 2: food after a little bit. Although it's a much bigger...
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  Speaker 2: You get sick of sushi. tray of food. Like, are
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  Speaker 2: we talking, like, pudding all the way to gummies and
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  Speaker 2: everything in between?
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  Speaker 1: Everything.
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  Speaker 2: Or Doritos? Everything.
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  Speaker 1: All things candy or sushi all your life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe the junk food.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Would you rather have Christmas twice a year... Or
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  Speaker 1: have your birthday twice a year? Birthday. 47% said birthday. 53%
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  Speaker 1: said Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday people are greedy.
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  Speaker 1: Would you love to be able to fly or be
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  Speaker 1: able to read minds?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
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  Speaker 1: Kristen wants to read minds. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: What would you want? What do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Probably read minds. But if I was a kid, I
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  Speaker 1: would have said fly.
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  Speaker 2: I used to love the idea of flying. Can I
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  Speaker 2: just get out of here whenever?
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  Speaker 1: Do you go with flying?
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  Speaker 2: I might go with flying.
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  Speaker 1: 53% would rather not fly than read minds. 47%. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella
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  Speaker 1: or a pool full of maple syrup?
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  Speaker 2: Nutella, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be thick, though, right?
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  Speaker 2: If you get sunk to the bottom, how do you
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  Speaker 2: get out?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That seems scary.
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  Speaker 1: The quicksand, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that seems scary.
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  Speaker 1: Are you Nutella, Kristen? Nutella?
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  Speaker 2: But if I can fly, maybe it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: 70% said Nutella and 30% said maple syrup. You want
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  Speaker 1: to keep going?
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  Speaker 2: How many more you got?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather... I got like 23 more.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather stay in during a snow day or
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  Speaker 1: build a fort outside?
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  Speaker 2: I stay in.
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  Speaker 1: Stay in.
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  Speaker 2: Stay in.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're not 12 years old, are you?
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  Speaker 2: We're not seven, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be nine feet tall or nine inches tall?
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  Speaker 1: This is the last one. Nine feet or nine inches?
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  Speaker 2: Nine feet or nine inches.
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  Speaker 1: Kristen says nine feet.
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  Speaker 2: I think if you're nine inches, you're going to get
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  Speaker 2: stepped on in New York. Yeah, but- You can hide.
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  Speaker 1: It could benefit them.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Incredible Shrinking Woman, that movie with Lily Tomlin?
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  Speaker 1: Great movie.
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  Speaker 2: Loved that movie.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was a little bar soap. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She lives in the dollhouse. Oh my gosh, it's the
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  Speaker 2: best movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I think if you were small, it would have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of cool benefits.
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  Speaker 2: If I didn't have to go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But then your cat can hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Because your cat would hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe nine feet.
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  Speaker 1: Raid could be sprayed on you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know. Okay. Yeah. All right, what do you
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  Speaker 1: have coming up in the news? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we can top this, Ward Winningbury.
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  Speaker 2: If you.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about haggling?
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  Speaker 1: Do I have a choice, haggling or would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: Or sticking to the price, haggling.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll talk about haggling and the headlines coming
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  Speaker 1: up next. All right, we're off the rails.