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DLHS Hour 4 | Five moves proves he’s a keeper · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal You can show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six edition. Remember that if you're going to be in Baltimore, Maryland.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be at the Baltimore Comedy Factory this Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. So they say there's a Nobola, but
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  Speaker 1: we have on where we have k Yeah, right, Mark
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  Speaker 1: couldn't stop Rickings from.
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  Speaker 2: Coming back with the boat we got. I can't stop
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  Speaker 2: us stuffy nose. What are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: We got leprosy coming back, hooping mouth diseases coming back.
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  Speaker 3: What's the one? You say? Scurve we got, and pirates
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  Speaker 3: got that. Captain Hook had that. Yeah, well it's back.
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  Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus had scurvy and it's back. Now we chance
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  Speaker 1: against the boat skip. You sent me something. So they
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  Speaker 1: in Nashville are going to have the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they uh yeah, they always do it a few
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  Speaker 2: years out. So it's the super Bowl in thirty So
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  Speaker 2: you say it's gonna be Invie and Nissan and Nissan Nissan.
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  Speaker 1: Black people, because this it can not a super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: cannot happen unless black.
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  Speaker 3: People say it can. That's just true. That's just true.
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  Speaker 1: Not only should parents not send their children to school
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  Speaker 1: there but you shouldn't be able to have a windfall
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  Speaker 1: like that super Bowl there and a southern specifically in
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee who moved faster than any other state to Jerry
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  Speaker 1: manner and now trying to pass laws like you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to notify somebody when they when they're polling place change.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you black people do not have to do
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  Speaker 1: what we did before, which is sit around tables in March.
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  Speaker 3: You can say no, I'm not doing this.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you're a member of the Divine Nine,
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  Speaker 1: you should not have your your conventions there, your boulets
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  Speaker 1: and your conclave, you shouldn't have them there. Why why
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  Speaker 1: are you doing anything that props us up anything?
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  Speaker 4: And here's the thing. We had an opportunity to do
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  Speaker 4: this once before. You remember we were having this whole
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  Speaker 4: conversation about where Divine nine should have there. That we
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  Speaker 4: had this whole conversation just like we've been here before
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  Speaker 4: with Trayvon Martin and we talked about not going to Florida.
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  Speaker 4: But now that we see this is something that is
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  Speaker 4: I mean breading. Yes, we have to do something, and
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  Speaker 4: it can't just be March.
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  Speaker 5: It can't.
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  Speaker 4: It can't be on social media you know, posting thing
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  Speaker 4: that helps, but we need to actually go.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't go.
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  Speaker 1: The funniest thing in the world is if you are
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  Speaker 1: an athlete, it's an invitation. Do you take every to
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  Speaker 1: come to that school? They're inviting you to come to
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  Speaker 1: that school. If you you don't have to say do
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  Speaker 1: you take every invitation you get? They're inviting you, And
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  Speaker 1: just like any invitation, you can just deem it what
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  Speaker 1: is what serves you best. And they count on us
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  Speaker 1: being selfish like that. They count on it, They count on.
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  Speaker 3: You doing it.
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  Speaker 1: You you are You are handing your future over to
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  Speaker 1: southern conservative white men. Literally what you said, super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: You are to conservative to conservative white men. How has
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  Speaker 1: conservatism worked for the southern region of the United States
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  Speaker 1: of America period, but particularly for black people. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: SCC will be getting beaten out by bass fishing.
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  Speaker 3: They should not know. It's that real. It's serious.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if you have a choice, why choose to go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere where you know they feel that way about you?
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  Speaker 5: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: And why would parents sit down with coaches and and
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  Speaker 1: and let them go there. There's no way of help.
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying for anything. Now you're not going there, bad boy?
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  Speaker 1: You pick, pick one of these other eleven schools you
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  Speaker 1: can go through. It ain't like, come on now, it's
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  Speaker 1: some beautiful places in this country.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just telling you explore some of them.
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  Speaker 5: I would.
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  Speaker 1: If you're excited about the first day coming up, you
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  Speaker 1: need to get my top five jab and give us
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  Speaker 1: five first day moves that proves he's.
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  Speaker 3: A keeper by Meg Buttoner from Madam Wore all right?
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  Speaker 4: Then number five when he chooses a five star restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Perhaps number four of the time first state moves that
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  Speaker 4: proves he's a keeper.
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  Speaker 3: Out of that proves he's a keeper. But what he's
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  Speaker 3: early if he gets there early? Yeah, of course the
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  Speaker 3: kid proved he ain't got nowhere to live. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 3: had to catch a ride when he could. I know
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  Speaker 3: we're not going out this Saturday, but I got here
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday to prove.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five first date moves that
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  Speaker 4: proves he's a keeper when he plans the date.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five first date moves that
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  Speaker 4: proves he's a keeper when he wants to make sure
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  Speaker 4: you got home safely.
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  Speaker 3: That's a muster. Yeah, for sure, that's even a keeper.
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  Speaker 3: Just a human being.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, a lot of them out there. And the
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  Speaker 4: number one of the top five first date moves. That
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  Speaker 4: proves he's a keeper. If the bar is this low,
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  Speaker 4: I quit when he pays for the meal.
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  Speaker 5: It's all cumulative. I guess you got to do like
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  Speaker 5: you gotta pay for the first day. Come on, what
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  Speaker 5: are we doing? Why aren't we here?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Come on?
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  Speaker 3: Would you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Tiffany Hatters So she got one of the covers of
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  Speaker 4: Sports Illustrated. Yeah, O ahead, Tiffany, she was in Sports.
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  Speaker 4: She's in a bikinis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I thought on the cover of Sports they stopped doing
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  Speaker 4: this swim.
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  Speaker 5: Suits number one. They have stopping they don't read it otherwise.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, uh, they don't make Playboy and pinofs somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah they still yeah, this is probably didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Damn sure, don't make national geographic. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 3: They actually do. Remember'd always be adds and guns and
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  Speaker 3: am skip. My man cheated them? Would you learn today? Baby?
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  Speaker 2: You know I was going for a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: shouting now to my son, Trey cheat and graduated from
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  Speaker 2: Morehouse College. Yes now at Morehouse, man, A quick story.
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  Speaker 2: My father came down. Man, he came down to see
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  Speaker 2: him so on the night before and I went to
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  Speaker 2: the party. But as he was coming to the graduation,
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  Speaker 2: he stepped out of the uber and he actually did
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  Speaker 2: fall off this ledge that they have in front of
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  Speaker 2: the book store. He fell, hit his head, missed it
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  Speaker 2: and because he was on blood then as they took
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  Speaker 2: him to the hospital. Right, so they took him to
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  Speaker 2: the hospital. He's okay. But here's the good thing that
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  Speaker 2: people came out of that. Now, while they were doing
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  Speaker 2: his examination, they actually found he had an aneurysm in
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  Speaker 2: his side that would have been undetected had he not
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  Speaker 2: had the examination because he fell. So it's bad that
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  Speaker 2: he fell, but had that not happened, you know, aneurysm
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  Speaker 2: can go all the way bad.
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  Speaker 3: Services.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks a lot. Thank so that could have possibly
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  Speaker 2: saved his life.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, thank you, negligent city works people. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: This the way they designed this. There's a deck and
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  Speaker 2: there's no railing around it. If you're not paying attention,
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  Speaker 2: you'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what that's called laws. Right, So what
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  Speaker 3: I was saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just glad your dad's Okay, that could have been
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  Speaker 4: really bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, with the ambulances where they're wait wait with the
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  Speaker 3: lawyers there with the ambulances. No, it was none of those.
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  Speaker 3: I hate to sound weird, but which father was there?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Which one was it?
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  Speaker 1: My biological Okay, okay, okay, one from Potstyle?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, that that's the one from pots sound is
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  Speaker 2: the specify My biological lives in Newark, Oh Jersey?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so your biological father was okay, all right, just checking.
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  Speaker 3: He went the more house, didn't he? No?
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  Speaker 5: Not my father in law, Tiffany's father with tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I gotta figure it out.
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  Speaker 5: Well, senior diagram, I Excel.
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  Speaker 1: Spreadsheet, We'll get you actually do need one.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all got all the parents in the world.
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  Speaker 5: Just foster care, thank you?
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