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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian and Actor Cedric the Entertainer Joins DLHS Crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that if you are going to be in Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon and I will be there for the DL
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  Speaker 2: and DL tour.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're in St.
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  Speaker 2: Louis, I'm going to be there signing my book, Charlie's Boy.
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  Speaker 2: And our podcast, Uncertainty, is available.
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  Speaker 1: How's your book doing, by the way? It's doing great.
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  Speaker 1: It's sold out in Barnes & Noble.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to get it. Show out. What, they got eight?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Eight outlets left now, huh? I think they only had three.
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  Speaker 1: Only three? Well, I got mine. I'm kidding. I was kidding, too.
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  Speaker 1: They got thousands across the country. I hope they do. Otherwise, well,
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  Speaker 1: I hope they don't. I was about to say, no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. You hope they have sold out. That's the key, right?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the D.L. Hughley Show, and it is.
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  Speaker 5: Time for For the Hard Way with Cedric the Entertainer.
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  Speaker 1: Cedric, what is the blackest thing you own? Oh, straight in. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say I got some Mary's grease
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  Speaker 4: in the way, Cap.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Did it come in a kit? Or you just bought
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  Speaker 1: them some Noxzema?
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  Speaker 5: That old black kit cost $ 9.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, Noxzema. That's old school. That's right. Let
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  Speaker 1: Noxzema clean your face. Yeah, my mama used to use that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my goodness. Torn out beauty of the week.
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  Speaker 3: So I know that you guys are both cigar smokers.
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  Speaker 3: What's the greatest cigar experience you've ever had?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, recently I've been smoking this cigar called the El Septimo,
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  Speaker 4: which is a cigar that was like curated from the
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  Speaker 4: old king of Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 1: So a very special cigar. I can taste the presence.
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  Speaker 1: I can too.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: The king of Saudi Arabia. I was like, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good ass cigar right here. It smells like smoke in
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  Speaker 1: a mortuary. Oh, my God. Whose hat collection is better,
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  Speaker 1: mine or yours?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man, I'm going to, you know, you jumped in
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  Speaker 4: front of me, D.L. I'm not going to give it
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  Speaker 4: up to you, man. I have a very strong hat collection.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so dope.
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  Speaker 4: But you just, I saw some of the hats you
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  Speaker 4: recently got, and I said, oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Foiled again.
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  Speaker 2: I got left in the.
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  Speaker 1: Smoke and said, I killed somebody. Not too fast, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all are laughing, but I swear I bet you do
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  Speaker 3: compete with hats.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you do.
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  Speaker 6: We do.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Openly.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mine better than yours. Mine better than yours. I can
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  Speaker 1: see it. We come backstage and you just be looking.
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  Speaker 1: You come around the corner like. Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: He was in a makeup chair and I hadn't had
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  Speaker 2: a hat on, but I had two that Derek was
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  Speaker 2: bringing in.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, ooh, those are nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what's funny?
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  Speaker 3: The story you don't know is that I was in
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  Speaker 3: there in the makeup room first, and he had a
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  Speaker 3: black hat on.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, oh, you had a black hat. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I think D.L. had on a black hat. He's like, hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Is that wide rim? I was like, now that I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. They don't even compliment each other's hats no more.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, I see what you're doing. I know.
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  Speaker 3: That there's this whole scandal going on with schools and universities, right?
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  Speaker 3: But how much did you bribe Lincoln University of Missouri
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  Speaker 3: for your honorary doctorate?
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  Speaker 1: Gave them a couple of cigars.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That'll do it. You know, that.
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  Speaker 4: Was interesting because my mother actually went there and my dad.
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  Speaker 4: And so I think that, you know, as a legacy thing,
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  Speaker 4: they wanted to just do that.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. And, you know, I know my
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  Speaker 1: kids can get in with that money.
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  Speaker 3: See, that's cool because you have a whole story behind yours.
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  Speaker 3: Someone has an honorary doctorate that we can't get.
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  Speaker 1: The story behind. He just mysteriously got one. He owns
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  Speaker 1: a Peabody and all that, yeah. Yeah, and a Peabody.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one we're really concerned with.
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  Speaker 6: Me and my father graduated together. I graduated from CCA.
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  Speaker 6: Shout out to Columbia College Hollywood. Anyway, we graduated together,
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  Speaker 6: and they wanted my father to give the speech because
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  Speaker 6: he's receiving the honorary doctorate.
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  Speaker 1: And, of course, he embarrassed me, but that's another story. See,
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  Speaker 1: when you got a kid with Asperger's, you got to
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  Speaker 1: take the degree as you can. That was a good degree.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I would not have one.
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  Speaker 5: I took a picture together and everything. I took my
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  Speaker 5: tassel to the side. Did you wear one of your
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  Speaker 5: hats and throw a tassel on it? Now it's time
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  Speaker 5: for what you need to know with the one and
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  Speaker 5: only Sybil Wilson.
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  Speaker 7: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
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  Speaker 7: Trump said the U.S. is considering joining Saudi Arabia in
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  Speaker 7: military strikes against Houthi rebels following weekend attacks on the
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  Speaker 7: airport in Riyadh that left 13 people dead and over
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  Speaker 7: 300 injured. Federal agents executed a search warrant at Minnesota
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  Speaker 7: Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's Washington area home this morning as part
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  Speaker 7: of an ongoing federal investigation into her immigration paperwork. group
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  Speaker 7: is calling for Attorney General Letitia James to recuse herself
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  Speaker 7: from the Cornell fraternity sexual assault case, citing social media
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  Speaker 7: posts expressing support for the alleged victim before her appointment
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  Speaker 7: as special prosecutor. And in women's professional basketball, the Atlanta
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  Speaker 7: Dream are scrambling to find a larger venue to host
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  Speaker 7: the WNBA finals against the Golden State Valkyries as their
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  Speaker 7: regular home at Gateway Center Arena seats just 3,500 fans.
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  Speaker 1: Not enough.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 1: Be informed. Be empowered. Thank you so very much, Sybil Jazz, man.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it. More of the D.L. Hughley Show
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  Speaker 1: is coming up directly. It is the D.L. Hughley Show.