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Guessing your jobs but your descriptions get creepier and shorter... · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: So last week, we had some fun.
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  Speaker 2: We wanted you to describe your job using as few
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  Speaker 2: words as possible, but being kind of mysterious and spooky.
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  Speaker 1: Might be the biggest thing I've ever done. Michael, Michael,
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  Speaker 1: what's yours?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: So here we go.
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  Speaker 3: It says, I go where most people fear to step,
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  Speaker 3: uncovered rotten remains and things that have been hiding for years.
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  Speaker 2: You can't wait. Can you say it again?
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I go where most people fear to step, uncovering rotten
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  Speaker 3: remains and things that have been hiding for years.
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  Speaker 4: Trash.
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  Speaker 5: A trash man. Oh, I was like archaeologist. You drive
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  Speaker 5: trash cars. I was thinking sewer cleaner, like septic tank cleaner.
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  Speaker 2: Dead animal remover? Close.
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  Speaker 3: I have a second one that might help make it,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Because you used a lot of words. We said as
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  Speaker 5: few words as possible.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to describe it as, yeah. So I spend
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  Speaker 3: my days inches away from a deadly fall handling electrified glass.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I get it. You put in solar panels.
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  Speaker 6: Close.
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  Speaker 3: I burn proof solar panels and clean them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, so did you chat to BT that? Because you go,
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  Speaker 1: it says.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because I, for the life of me, spent like
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  Speaker 3: four hours trying to come.
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  Speaker 5: Up with one. I just had that done in my house,
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  Speaker 5: the bird proofing, because we had pigeons living underneath the
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  Speaker 5: solar panels. It was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's exactly what I do.
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  Speaker 2: I do that and I clean them.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's a tough job. Yes, I would not want
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  Speaker 5: to be up there.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to put mine in the Chachapiti. Describe
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  Speaker 2: my job in a few words and make it scary.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. It's funny because, you know, when I did
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  Speaker 2: it originally, it was just normal. I talk into a
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  Speaker 2: microphone for a living while millions of dollars are spent
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  Speaker 2: trying to figure out why no one's listening.
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  Speaker 5: Boy, that is scary. They got that right.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, Chad.
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  Speaker 5: Run away.
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  Speaker 4: Run away.
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  Speaker 2: Don't.
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  Speaker 5: Shots fired. Quit being so brutal.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Matt, what's yours?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Your job.
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  Speaker 2: Description. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Mine's not nearly as creative as that one. I stick
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  Speaker 4: people with a monthly payment, sometimes for thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 5: You sell cars?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Wait before you answer that. Mortgage. You do mortgages.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: In that same department, real estate. I actually do cars
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  Speaker 4: also a little bit on the side.
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  Speaker 5: We're both right.
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  Speaker 2: What an interesting job.
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  Speaker 1: You sell cars at home.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking people have payments left and right. I
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  Speaker 4: also have a story, a scariest thing that's ever happened.
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  Speaker 4: If you guys have time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. We got time. What do you got?
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So this is back. I was driving for Uber. And
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  Speaker 4: I picked this guy up. And he had an address,
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  Speaker 4: but it was an abandoned area. Um, so he gets
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  Speaker 4: into the car and I noticed that he's got this
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  Speaker 4: like bag with him.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So I just was getting this vibe and I said, well,
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  Speaker 4: you know, what do you got in your bag there?
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  Speaker 4: And he goes, ah, it's none of your business. And
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  Speaker 4: it was kind of a weird response from him. I,
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's kind of throwing up some sketchy vibes. So,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I asked him one more time, you know,
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  Speaker 4: what he had in the bag and he said, none
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  Speaker 4: of your business. So I pulled over and I was like, listen,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I, I don't like how this is going. Um,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm going to ask you one more time,
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  Speaker 4: what would you have in your bag? And otherwise I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to ask you to get out of the car.
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  Speaker 4: So he's like, dude, it's none of your business. So
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  Speaker 4: as he's getting out, he starts like kind of yelling
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  Speaker 4: at me and I grabbed the bag and.
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  Speaker 3: I just take off.
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  Speaker 4: And for a while he was like running alongside the
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  Speaker 4: car and then eventually like tumbled and, and, and.
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  Speaker 1: Let go of the bag.
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  Speaker 4: And I drove off.
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  Speaker 1: And what was in the bag?
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  Speaker 2: None of your business.
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  Speaker 5: Beautiful. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: That's the trick to the trick or treat.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to be like, tell the story. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, boy, you were way out of line on
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  Speaker 1: this guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Give him a ride.
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  Speaker 1: I would never want to be in your Uber driver.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Matt. That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Describe your job.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, gang.
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  Speaker 8: I immortalize the dead.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, oh. Do you sometimes make drawings of lost loved ones,
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  Speaker 5: like portraits? Are you a painter?
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  Speaker 8: I'm not a painter.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, do you take the ashes and make jewelry out
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  Speaker 5: of them?
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: He said close with portraits, though. You're a photographer?
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  Speaker 8: I am not a photographer.
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  Speaker 2: Are you in the clergy?
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: Immortalize the dead.
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  Speaker 2: You work in a cemetery? Nope.
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  Speaker 1: History teacher?
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  Speaker 8: We work for the cemeteries.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you make headstones.
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  Speaker 8: We make the portraits that go on the headstones.
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  Speaker 9: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's an interesting job. That's pretty, that's really.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, not a lot of us out here.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you do that, like with a chisel
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  Speaker 1: and a hammer?
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  Speaker 6: Uh, no, no.
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  Speaker 8: Um, we, we process images that, um, the family gets
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  Speaker 8: together with the cemeteries and pick out pictures. They send
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  Speaker 8: them to us and we, um, through a very laborious process,
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  Speaker 8: put them on, uh, on the porcelains.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know, I gotta be honest. I've been to
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  Speaker 5: a couple of graveyards. I don't think I've seen pictures
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  Speaker 5: of the people on the headstone.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I haven't been in a while. There's one next
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  Speaker 2: to my mom and it's like, you can see it's beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: but here's the thing though, Mark. Your job, no matter
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  Speaker 2: how you describe it, is spooky.
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  Speaker 5: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: No matter how many words you use. Like, it's a
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  Speaker 2: spooky job. I mean, I'd be afraid that one of
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  Speaker 2: the spirits, like, they didn't like the picture you made
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  Speaker 2: and they'd follow you for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I didn't pick that picture.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Mark, thanks for calling in. Wow, this is big.
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  Speaker 1: There's more people calling. Jill, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: What's your spooky job?
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  Speaker 6: My spooky job is I listen to women scream as
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  Speaker 6: loud as they can while helping them pull something from
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  Speaker 6: their body.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Delivery nurse.
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  Speaker 7: Dental assistant.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 5: Dentist.
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  Speaker 6: Delivery nurse, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Good job.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, Jill. That's good. Yeah, you're pulling humans from people.
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  Speaker 1: Vanessa, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Vanessa. Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So I travel through the valley. Once I get you,
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  Speaker 6: I put you in the dark and I inject you
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  Speaker 6: with the poison and To shut you down forever.
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  Speaker 1: The forever got me. I thought maybe you were an anesthesiologist.
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  Speaker 5: Vanessa did that so good because she put the evil
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  Speaker 5: laugh at the end of it.
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  Speaker 10: Do you do.
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  Speaker 1: Euthanasia on pets?
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  Speaker 6: I am.
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  Speaker 10: Sorry, say that again.
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  Speaker 1: Euthanasia on pets?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: Put you in the dark to put you down forever.
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  Speaker 5: To put you down forever. I know there's a clue
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  Speaker 5: in there that isn't what it seems. Gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Just tell us. What are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm a sclerotherapy injector. So I shut down spider veins
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  Speaker 6: and varicose veins in your legs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but they come back. You come back. You said
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  Speaker 1: they put you down forever.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the veins don't.
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  Speaker 6: They go away forever. So they don't come back.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's an interesting thing to get rid of varicose veins.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Vanessa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Mark, you got a spooky job? Hey, good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, the state of Arizona has given me a license
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  Speaker 8: to kill.
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  Speaker 7: Dang.
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  Speaker 5: Is he a hunter? Are you a police officer? A fisherman?
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  Speaker 1: No, none of those.
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  Speaker 2: License to kill.
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  Speaker 8: Now, if I go out of the state and do
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  Speaker 8: the same thing, I can get arrested.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, are you an exterminator, like a bug exterminator?
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  Speaker 2: Are you a lawyer?
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  Speaker 8: Bing, bing, bing, right on the money.
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  Speaker 2: Which one? Exterminator.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Exterminator.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go.
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  Speaker 2: You can't go be exterminated somewhere else. You have to
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  Speaker 2: take a test or something. It's different rules. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: These are Illinois spiders. You can't touch these.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Mariana, good morning. Hi.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: What's your spooky job?
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  Speaker 10: I'm an overseer of captive bioengineered civilization locked behind glass.
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  Speaker 2: You work at a museum?
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  Speaker 1: Check out your place.
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  Speaker 10: No, I actually manage a colony of mice for research purposes.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that's unique.
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  Speaker 1: How many mice are in a colony?
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  Speaker 10: Well, the colony or the PI that I manage for,
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  Speaker 10: we have over like 600 cages at the moment, but
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  Speaker 10: there's like up to anywhere from like one to like
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  Speaker 10: 12 in a cage.
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  Speaker 5: So it's a lot.
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  Speaker 10: It's for the U of A.
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  Speaker 2: Are they the white mice? They're all white?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we have white. We used to have these really
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  Speaker 10: cool gray ones, and then some other labs have the
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  Speaker 10: black ones.
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  Speaker 2: The gray ones look too much like rat tattooing.
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  Speaker 5: Are you guys testing what shampoo works best on them?
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Peptides. Peptides.
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  Speaker 5: Everything's peptides.
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  Speaker 10: My lab, we deal with cardiacs. muscles, so we do
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  Speaker 10: a lot of things with the heart.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's interesting. Thank you for calling in and sharing
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  Speaker 2: that with us. We have some interesting people with careers
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  Speaker 2: that listen to us.
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  Speaker 5: What about all the smart people that listen to us?
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if they listen just to feel smarter. Aisha,
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  Speaker 5: Make them feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Aisha, what's your job description?
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  Speaker 9: I whisper names into the void.
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  Speaker 5: I summon fools to answer for their sins and record
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  Speaker 5: every word before the shadows claim them. Ooh.
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  Speaker 7: Creepy.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're a court reporter.
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  Speaker 2: Close. Close. I'm actually a courtroom clerk. That's what I meant.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, close.
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  Speaker 2: Whitney, do you have a scary job description?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 9: So I oversee a high-risk, 24-7 residential facility occupied by
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  Speaker 9: several unpredictable people. emotionally emotionally unstable tiny humans who lack
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  Speaker 9: basic survival skills oh yeah and they absolutely have no
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  Speaker 9: respect for established protocols you.
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  Speaker 5: Want a daycare what is my job oh.
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  Speaker 9: I don't have patience for that oh a dog kennel
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  Speaker 9: oh no that would be really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Can you say it again.
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  Speaker 9: So I oversee a high-risk, 24-7 residential facility occupied by
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  Speaker 9: several unpredictable, emotionally unstable, tiny humans who lack basic survival skills.
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  Speaker 9: And have no respect for established protocols.
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  Speaker 2: Elementary school teacher?
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Close.
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  Speaker 1: NICU?
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  Speaker 9: Just a stay-at-home mom.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing.
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  Speaker 7: I would love to!
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, get away from those damn kids.
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  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I really wanted to go to that.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 5: How do you celebrate?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: What do you do? I'll tell you what I don't do.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: What we don't do.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: We don't throw our pumpkins.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: In observance of National Pumpkin Day, we paint our toenails
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: to look like pumpkins.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Pumpkins, huh?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Sounds like food.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 15:00
  Speaker 10: Showtime.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: National Pumpkin Day, so while you enjoy a pumpkin spice
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: latte and some smashing pumpkins, I have a list of
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: the 10 most famous pumpkins in movie and TV.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. The 10 most famous.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Famous pumpkins. The great pumpkin Charlie Brown.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 10: Boom.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: That is, believe it or not, not number one.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: What?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: It's number three.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, what about the pumpkin from Halloween Town? That's a
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: great one.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin from Halloween Town. Well, first we go, number 10
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: is Pumpkin Head from the Pumpkin Head series. Sure, sure.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Number nine is David S.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Pumpkins.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, from SNL. Tom Hanks.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: You've dressed like him before. Yes, I have. Number eight
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: is Spookly from Spookly the Square Pumpkin.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: The Pumpkin King.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Number seven is the Headless Horseman, known for carrying the jack-o'-lantern.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: You know that one visual, right?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: He's cool.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: He's also in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: The Pumpkin Mask in Halloween 3, Season of the Witch.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: The number five most famous pumpkin. When I tell you,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: you're all going to go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin Carriage from Cinderella.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Number four is the pumpkin king.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Jack Skellington.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Number three, the great pumpkin. Number two is Sam from
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Trick or Treat. You know who that is?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they could be on the list
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: if none of us know.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Sam from Trick or Treat. He has an alien-like pumpkin head.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: It's creepy when you look him up.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Is it? The number one most famous pumpkin is the
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: jack-o'-lantern from the opening credits of the movie Halloween.
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Of course. Yeah. No Halloween town.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: What a shame.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Three pumpkins from there.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And I have more Halloween stuff. By the way, daylight
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: savings time ends this Sunday. The clocks roll back an
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: hour at 2 a.m. Halloween's on Saturday, which means we
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: get an extra hour if you're staying up late. And
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: because of future leap years, Halloween won't fall on a
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Saturday again until 2037. Oh, my God. If you're here
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: in Phoenix, I don't think anything changes. Does it? Nothing
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: changes for us.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to rain. When you call your relatives, you
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: got to do the math if they're across the country.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: That's the only thing that changes.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Also, someone posted a list online of Halloween rules they
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: think everyone should follow. And they're worth considering. Don't guess
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: what someone's costume is unless you know what it is.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: You might offend them. So if you're not sure, just ask,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: especially with kids.
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: Okay, I feel like if you're getting offended when people
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: are guessing your Halloween costume, you're taking it too serious.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: And you're not dressed to something we know. I also
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: kind of feel, yeah, I was going to feel like
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: you might be offended if someone asks what you are.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Like, isn't it obvious?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Don't bring bloody decorations into the office. If you decorate
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: your desk, try to keep it fairly PG. Not everyone
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: likes gore. Then it says, don't wear an offensive costume.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Even if it's a joke, it's risky. And Good Housekeeping
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: has a list of costumes you should avoid. And I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: went to it and it's like, oh.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: My God.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Are they super offended or like no big deal?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: They're offensive and they have pictures of costumes like. Number
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: one is a Holocaust victim. Believe it or not, more
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: than one celebrity has thought of dressing up as a
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Nazi for Halloween. Don't dress in anything involving blackface.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, please.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: The Internet lives forever.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Transphobic costumes. They pulled a costume from Walmart that was
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: called Tranny Granny.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Wow.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I know. And there's a picture of it. You know,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: don't dress as the COVID-19 pandemic. Body shaming. Stereotypes. Don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: dress as a terrorist. A zombie version of a recently
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: deceased celebrity.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Don't dress as an eating disorder, animal cruelty, or a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: mentally ill person. And it has a picture of someone
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: in a straight jacket, which was a fun costume a
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: while ago.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: But now it's, you know, when you lay it out
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: like that, it's like, we're like, obviously, but like people
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: It's not obvious to everyone.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Well, like when you go to a Halloween party, like
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: the wicked ball, I think all bets are off.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It's all about creativity and craziness.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: When it's a $ 15, 000 prize, you know, it says also
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: getting back to the rules. Everyone should follow. Not everything
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: is private anymore. So if you do go with an
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: offensive costume, you can't act shocked when someone posts photos
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of it on social media.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Teach your kids to be polite trick-or-treaters. Make sure they
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: say thank you every time, even if it's candy they
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: don't like. And if you do choose to offer allergy-safe
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: treats or non-food options, you can use the teal-colored pumpkin.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Tell the trick-or-treaters with allergy-sensitive know that there's another option.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: That's good. Be classy with outdoor decorations. You can make
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: them scary and elaborate. But if you're expecting young trick-or-treaters,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: don't go overboard with anything that will legitimately give them nightmares.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: And if you're putting up fake tombstones outside, don't use
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: real names of the neighbors you dislike.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's funny. I think that's hilarious. Suzette, what's up?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You're on the air.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Good morning. How are you guys?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Great. How are you?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: I'm good. Hey, I listen to you guys on our
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: iHeart app because we don't have a local station. Anyway,
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: so I was listening to you guys, and I'm a
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: couple weeks behind, and I was listening to the stupidest
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: ways that you've hurt yourself, and I have an incredibly
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: stupid and horrifying way that I hurt myself.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: So my husband and I, we went to Cabo back in,
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: I don't know, this spring, February or March, and he
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: was super sick, really, really sick the whole time we
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: were there. And he, of course, got better, and I
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: got super sick right before we were getting ready to leave.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: And we were on the airplane, and I did not
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: have any decongestant to take. My ears were incredibly plugged up,
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: and my right ear kind of popped and started bleeding
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: a little bit.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: And I was crazy sick. Like I was so dizzy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: I couldn't stand up. I was throwing up. It was
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: really bad. I wasn't like throwing up. I was like
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: gagging because I was incredibly dizzy. And so I was
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: the person that they made wait till everyone else got
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: off the plane because I couldn't walk and they brought
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: in the wheelchair to take me and everything. And so
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: we get to the escalators and they're trying to figure
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: out how to get me down the escalator. I'm like, look,
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: I can probably just stand up. My husband was there.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: Like he can help me. I can probably just stand up.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: And it's ride down this escalator. And so I stand
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: up and attempt to ride down the escalator and repetitively
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: fell on the escalator. And I kept trying to get
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: up because I was terrified that, hold on, I was
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: terrified that my hair was going to get stuck in
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: the escalator. So I kept trying to get up and
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: I just kept repetitively falling and I hurt my hip.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: I tore my labrum and my shoulder. I had to
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: go to physical therapy for weeks. It was horrible. And
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I am positive that somewhere out there, I'm just waiting
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: for this, is a stupid video of my butt falling
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: over and over again.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: That must have been a long ride to fall down
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: multiple times.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: Well, I kept trying to get up. I kept trying
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: to get up because I was terrified that my hair
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: was going to get caught in there and I was
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: going to be dead.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Ripped balls.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Sucked under by the escalator.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: What a miserable vacation.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: It was horrible.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you called us.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for calling in. Thank you. Thank you.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Tanya, you got a spooky job.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Tanya.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got you.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: So I invite strangers in. I asked them to reveal
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: their secrets. and decide their fate with a single message.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: I can change the future, and when I'm done with them,
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: I move on to my next victim.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Are you a tarot card reader? Psychic?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: No. I think you are like a nurse practitioner, and
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: you write prescriptions.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: That would be horrible, no.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Like a judge?
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: You want me to tell you? Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, what are you?
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: I'm talent acquisition, HR, so.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: HR.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I can do a job and change your future.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, HR. Good, Tanya, good.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Tanya. That's good.