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Popping Off: Too Hot To Handle Ep 4 & Ep 5 · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: I'm Teddy Mellencamp and this is Emily Simpson, and.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: You're listening to popping off. Well, before we get into
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: too Hot to Handle, which it's really too hot to
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: handle at this point, we first have to talk about
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: something's allegedly going on between Jacks and Brittany and Jackson general.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: So allegedly Jax is in a treatment facility to get
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: better with his life.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: But you were going to say to get better with
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: his lying, but then you said life.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, Really it's both Britney Carrlwright blast ex Jax Taylor
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  Speaker 2: for allegedly lying. But this is if you're getting better,
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  Speaker 2: if you're going to do the work, if you're going
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: to therapy, if you're doing whatever, the thing not to
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  Speaker 2: do is to lie on your cameo and pretend that
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  Speaker 2: your cameo proceeds are going to cancer research. Like I
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: lie on my cameo to be honest, I pretend that
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do order cameos. Yeah yeah, but guess what,
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: they're disappointed every single time because I don't do them.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna it's honestly, it's really just me ordering them.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know it doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: you feel better. They're like seventy five exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Once a video from you in twenty four hours, and
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it ain't happening. And then Matt will send.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Me text messages.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be like, hey, you have a cameo doing fourteen hours.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Hey, that cameo's got.
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  Speaker 2: Seven hours left, and pretty much I just write back
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: this every time, like I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Cameo is not my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I try occasionally once every six months. I'll feel it
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: and I can record maybe six and then I want
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: myself dead and then I'm done. But Jack's goes above
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: and beyond and does his cameos, but then lies allegedly
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: his cameo money is going to cancer research.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, so wait, let me ask, does he incentivize people
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: to buy cameos by advertising that they're going to go
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  Speaker 1: to a charity? Yes, okay, yes, and then none of
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: that money is going to a charity as far as
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: what Brittany says.
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  Speaker 2: So. According to page six, Brittany called out her estranged
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: ex husband Jax Taylor after he asked fans for money
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  Speaker 2: and allegedly lied about his plans to donate the funds
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  Speaker 2: to cancer research. She posted a video of her ex
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  Speaker 2: via her Instagram story Friday, and which she said, I'm
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  Speaker 2: now on cameo, so hit me up.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to help you guys out.
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  Speaker 2: Also, you're helping me out because I'm donating my money
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: to cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Research, actually esophageal.
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  Speaker 2: Cancer, because obviously that is near and dear to my heart.
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  Speaker 1: So hit me up.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: I'd love to shoot you a message. His father passed
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: away from esophageal cancer. All of that is very serious
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  Speaker 2: and real.
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  Speaker 1: But saying that you're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to donate money to do something and not in
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  Speaker 2: order to make one hundred and fifty dollars on cameo
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  Speaker 2: is very alarming to me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, also, I don't like it when people
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  Speaker 1: don't articulate exactly. Are you donating one hundred percent? Are
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: you donating a percent? Well, clearly he's donating nothing, But
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, if you are going
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  Speaker 1: to donate, like, you have to make it clear, are
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  Speaker 1: you donating a percentage? Or are you donating one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent of the proceeds? Like I guess that's his out
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: as he keeps it vague. I'm sure he'll have Vegue
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  Speaker 1: means zero, right like Vague's like, oh, well, I was
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  Speaker 1: going to at some point, At some point.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to get my Venmo account out and
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  Speaker 2: donate seven dollars. I mean, I just But then the
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  Speaker 2: part that I'm a little bit confused about is not
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  Speaker 2: only did Britney post this Cartwright, she wrote over Jackx's clip,
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  Speaker 2: and so I just realized Jacks has this on his
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  Speaker 2: cameo and it's disgusting because he hasn't donated a dime.
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  Speaker 1: FYI. Then she tagged.
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  Speaker 2: Cameo and then she promptly deleted it right after. But
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: guess who else posted it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who cameo?
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  Speaker 2: No, who else is messy? From the valley?
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  Speaker 1: Who else is messy? Well, they're all messy.
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  Speaker 2: No's the messiest.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot everybody's name. Now see that's what happens when
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  Speaker 1: the show's over. I don't know. I need you to
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  Speaker 1: pay attention.
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  Speaker 2: On the valley.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the guy? No, not the guy with the girl.
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  Speaker 1: It's a messy girl, A messy girl. Oh Janet? No, Kristen,
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  Speaker 1: Oh Kristin. Yeah, Kristin is messy. I forgot I checked out,
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  Speaker 1: So Kristen posted it.
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  Speaker 2: But then Taylor has admitted to playing a big role
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  Speaker 2: in the demise of his marriage, and it's currently working
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  Speaker 2: on himself. He has entered a mental health facility last month,
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  Speaker 2: with his rep confirming he'd been.
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  Speaker 1: Dealing with struggle.
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  Speaker 2: Shortly after, Taylor posted the photo on Instagram of of
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: him holding his son and caption it, trying to get
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: better for you, buddy, Daddy loves you so much. Things
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  Speaker 2: not to post when you're going through that pictures of
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  Speaker 2: your kids?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No? Do you okay? So do you think what happened
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  Speaker 1: was she posted it? He saw it and he immediately
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: reached out to her and was like, what the fuff
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  Speaker 1: do you got to take that down? Like, do you
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  Speaker 1: think it was?
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  Speaker 2: Now? I think they still share that publicist.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: So you think the publicist told her to take it down?
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think they still share that publicist. I think
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: that Britain. My I'm just listen, I'm totally spitballing. I've
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: made every single thing that I'm saying up right now.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: I have no inside stores. There's no validity to anything
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  Speaker 1: she's saying. Just FYI, but.
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  Speaker 2: This is just my gut feeling. I think that Jack's
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: and the publicist gas lit Brittany into believing they didn't
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: actually have an affair. I think that the publicist still
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  Speaker 2: reps both of them, and Jackson has clearly moved on.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Brittany has moved on. They're both with other people or
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: Jackson is still trying to get back with Brittany, but
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: with other people regardless, But that publicist still remains their
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: main point of contact.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: So you think it was she saw it and she
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: said you got to take that down.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's my guess, because about a week prior I
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: saw it was that publicist's birthday and Brittany did a
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: post like I couldn't imagine my life without so and
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  Speaker 2: so I actually think that you might want to find
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: a new one. Yeah, maybe any other one. But in
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: other Valley news, Laala and Sheena are spotted filming with
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: the Valley cast. So my guess is also this is
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: also made up. My guess is that because Jackson is
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: not there, they've brought in Sheena and Lala. But like
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: Lala is about to pop, she's about to.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Birth right, And so are you saying Jack's isn't filming
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: the Valley currently because he's in some type of lying rehab.
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 1: They got to they have to bring in so well,
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  Speaker 1: someone has to take Jack's as a messy place.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: So Sheena and Laala are coming in, probably one to
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: be the voice of reason, one to cause shit. But
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: I do know for a hunt. The only thing I
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  Speaker 2: do know for one hundred percent certainty is that they
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: are filming, because the nice couple goes to my church
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: and I know that they're filming.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: So other than nice couple. Wait, who's the nice couple? Oh? Yes,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: the beauty queen Danielle Daniel. No, see, no, Daniel is
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  Speaker 1: the guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is Daniel Danny and Nia Nia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look it's coming, it's coming back to me.
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  Speaker 2: This next one is also very exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, can I just say one more thing about the valley? Sure?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, are you gonna do it regardless?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So not talking. I don't think the valley works
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  Speaker 1: without Jacks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's gonna work the same way that Remember when
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: Jesse went to his Dealing Awakening journey and then came
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: back with Beanie caps. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so so we have that to look forward to.
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  Speaker 1: We have a new and approved Jacks that will return.
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  Speaker 2: For at least four to six minutes. So I think
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  Speaker 2: that maybe what's happening we don't know the amount of time.
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  Speaker 2: But like Jack, I think that Brittany needs to like
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  Speaker 2: have her friends, and I don't think that probably. I
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: mean no offense to jan and to Nia, but I
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: think she needed to bring in the big gun. So
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: that's why she brought in Sheena and La La. She
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: needs her like top gun friends to discuss what Jax
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: is doing, so they could bring in hindsight and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But I think Jacks will be back in for the valley.
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  Speaker 2: But my next question is do you think that Jax
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  Speaker 2: and Brittany are going to reconcile when he gets out
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  Speaker 2: of rehab or do you think that Brittany's just done?
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: I think she's done, especially when you call him out
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  Speaker 1: for you know, cameo fraud. But don't you think sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you can come back from that.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: But don't you think sometimes that's maybe just because you're
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: so worked up and still mad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you put that out there publicly. But
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  Speaker 1: when you put that out there publicly, that's just I
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I if Shane gets a cute,
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: if I accuse Shane of fraud, then I look like
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: an idiot going back with him. I'm like, oh, well,
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: you didn't mean to it's an accident. But it's not
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  Speaker 1: just fraud.
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  Speaker 2: It's cancer fraud.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: I know it's cancer fraud. It's the worst fraud possible.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like you can't.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like you're not tipping on your postmates like
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: you are saying you're going to help people that need
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: like medical treatment, and you're not. I mean, that's it's
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: not it's as low.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: It's as low as you get.
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  Speaker 2: You probably can't do much worse unless you're too hot
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: to handle. And we're gonna talk about you. But I
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: did appreciate seeing I don't mind seeing vander Pump Rules
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: guests go in. The video was originally posted by Logan No,
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: but has since been removed from Instagram, and we see
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Sheena and a very pregnant Lalla talking with Jesse while
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: camera's film. I haven't heard from Jesse in a couple
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: of weeks, so he's apparently very over me.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: He broke up with you, he's done, he's done.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: Even slid into my DMS with a smiley face.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry over Are you hurt devastated? I think you are.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: I'm willing to move on with I don't know someone
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: like Ben Affleck.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's available. He's available and damaged my type. He
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: looks happy all the time.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: But in exciting news vander Pump Villa, this part is
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: not exciting to me. But vander Pump Villa is renewed
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: for season two. But what we do learn in this
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: is that Stacy is going to be on vander Pump Villa.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: But even more so, she's getting her own show.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: So she got two shows at once. Look at that.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was really the life of vander Pump
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Rules forever and granted up, things went poorly.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: She took a big, big break.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: She refused to come back to vander Pump Rules or
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: the Valley, and she's doing it her own way, which
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: is I'm assuming she's going to be a guest or
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: something of that note on vander Pump Villa and then
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: we're going to go right in to her.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to ask, how do you imagine
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: her on vander Pump Villa. I can't. She's not like
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: the bartender or something that doesn't make any sense.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's fighting with the one guy that
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: cheats on.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: His girlfriend, right, So like, what is I mean, how
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: is she coming on? Because if she's a guest there,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: then she would only be on one episode or something, right, I'm.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Sure that's what it is, but that's going to bring
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: in I mean, if she is a guest in, she's
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: going with a group, she's currently there because her Instagram
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: shows that she's in Europe right now.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Oh well, then maybe yeah she's a guest. Maybe she's
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: the first episode.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: And I do want to say this to you, Stacy.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: I am a little bit offended they didn't invite me. Yeah,
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: you know, like I'm readily available.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: So you're not. You just talked about how busy you
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: are with all your podcasts you do.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: This time oh matt Our producer saying she's adjoining vander
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: from Villa as an official cast member. Official cast member
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: doing what moving the tables outside? That's what is she
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe Lisa vander Pump can't be erging all the time, right,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: So Stassy is going to be the event planner. But
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: either way, she got her own show out of it,
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: which listen, I would go manage vandervrum Villa for three
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: weeks to go get my own show too, So.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I know you would don't act like Emily I would.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: I would, I would. I'm not above it. I would
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Listen, like I would go manage your backyard. If I
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: can get my own show.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of dog poo out there, let's go.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Vander Pump Rules star claims Lisa is completely rebranding Tom
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Tom and will buy out Sandoval and Schwartz from bar.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: In the Sun article, Peter has given his thoughts on
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: the fate of Tom Tom, one of Lisa vander Pump's
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles restaurant. Peter believes Lisa may have bought out
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: her business partners.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Tom Tom was opened with the Tom's.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Opening a whopping five percent of the bar.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Is that five percent each? Or just five percent? So
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: they each five percent. They're like, here's your seventy five
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: dollars for the week. Oh.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I got really excited because I got I sold some
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: old clothes and then I got a checked the other
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: day from the Real Real and I'm like, was it.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: It was thirteen dollars and eighty five cent.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do the same thing. I said. They can
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: pick up a big bunch of stuff, all this designer stuff,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: and then I get a deposit and it's like twenty
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: seven dollars. That's like okay, is that even worth it.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, now.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I hate myself even more because I realized whatever I've
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: purchased is actual shit.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: It makes it. It's not worth anything.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: It's not worth anything. But which which makes us wonder
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: what two point five percent of Tom Tom that is worth?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Who knows but what Tom Tom's doing open.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Peter, who has been a manager at SIR for over
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: a decade, believes the business woman may be in the
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: middle of a rebrand.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I would guess that the manager makes more than you
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: do off of two point five percent, I would, right.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that Emily still drinks whatever that
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: ice beverages that nobody's had since nineteen ninety seven is
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: a whole nother issue, Like they still sell that where
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: do you get it? Costco?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Costco and the gas station.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Sparkling Nights our new freaking like this is our demographic.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It's my favorite.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, sparkling ice. I haven't seen that in
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: a minute. But yeah, here we are.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: We're done with vandr pump Roles in the Valley, which
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: is sad because we really we light up talking about.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Them, we do. But they'll be back.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: They'll be back and Honestly, we'll be to the Mormon
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: soon because we have the guests.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: We even have chat is exciting, Like that is a
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: lot to Delvin's here. I'm excited about that. Wait, who's
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the one that recorded her TikTok while her kid was
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: in the nick key?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that one's my favorite. Hopefully that she's in
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: the interview.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: She's your favorite? I mean no, baby's like behind her,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like with tubes. What's up? Please?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Can you teach us the dance?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Come in? No, we can repate it. You can be
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the baby in the back. I'll be in the nick
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you put to.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: In my notes.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like this episode shouldes end now.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: But anyways, bring us to episode number who's the nose
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: of too Hot?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: We're on episode four, four and five. Okay, it's the
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: morning after, It's morning it's the morning after.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: It's the morning after.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Louis Louise, Louis like how you made him all professional?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Louis, Louis and Catherine's privacy suite. Everyone re groups in
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: the cabana. No one has faith in Louis and Catherine
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: by playing by the rules.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: No shit still right? And why it is Joo.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Wearing an eye like older women shirt like it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Because he's twelve. Maybe he was trying to tell me
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: that I.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Have a chance.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: You do. I think you have a chance with him.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You should, you should reach out, you should DM him
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: and see what happens.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like him and Flavia are really thriving now
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: they are.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: But maybe he wants to come on for an interview.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Then you could wear an eye like younger men shirt.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Let's just see where it goes. Do you think I.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Should just wear that shirt but not slide into his
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: DMS and see if he knows that I'm talking about them.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure he follows me. I bet he does.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: He ordered a cameo from you and you didn't do it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: If he were one of Hours.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Twenty four, maybe I would have gotten it done. But
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: then Bree is back in banishment and.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: She is pissed. She's not happy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you to our production team for underlining pissed.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys forgot to bowld it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Louis tries to raise her spirits, but it's not happening,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and then we meet Christian.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I felt like some people said
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Christian and other people said Christian, so I felt like
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: it was like a target thing like target or right,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like just whatever you're feeling in the moment either way, Like.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: You're not going to see much from Christian after this episode.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm going to bury the lead.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: This date is the most you're going to see of Christian,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: and it's the most you're ever gonna want to see
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: a Valentine.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, she's a lot, she really bugs.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: But Christian saying Catherine has a nice smile as he
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: zooms and on a photo where she's not smiling is
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: exactly why people like this show. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: get it, let's go. Oh.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: But Valentina has a big butt, which is important to Maury.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It is important.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: It's very She has some big old titties.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: What is it little? What is the saying?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I never get it, big.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Old titties, Take old bitties, Take allies. Yeah, take all biddies.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: But he Demory, I mean he's had a loss of
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: words when he sees her. Then Demori tells her she's
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: the prettiest girl at the retreat by far. That's kind
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: of a dead thing to say.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I thought so too. I was like, well, wait till
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: they watch it back. They're not gonna they're not going
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: to be happy with you at all. But also like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: can't you just say.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: You're beautiful or you're hot, like do.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: You need without putting the other women down at the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: same time, and like and without lying. Then Catherine doesn't think.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Louis should be worried, but she's still going to give
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Christian her full attention. But Christian is actually trying to
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: get to know Catherine, and Louie hasn't done that.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I have to disagree. I don't think.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Christian is listening to one thing Catherine has said.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: No, he likes to ask the questions, and then he's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: just waiting for him stop talking, like ask me a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: question right now? What's your favorite color? Right?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: And then I was going to ask you what you're Yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: But then Catherine doesn't think that there's sexual chemistry between
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: her and Christian. Imagine that really.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: But why did he wear that outfit?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I see that I don't understand. He had like a
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: pink board shorts and blue and I don't know what was.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Going on at something cruise of wear and he's nine.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I was to say, my boys would love
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: that outfit and they're nine.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And then the mismatching shoes, like all of it. I
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: was like, you're coming on here to be too hot
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to handle, and you have mismatched shoes.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You're trying. I can't. Like. It almost made.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Me miss the last guy who I don't even know
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: his name, that went home because he missed his mom.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: And he said, yeah, the Kiwi guy.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his name might be Christian as well.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's Kiwi guy.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: But like, you don't have to be a scientist to
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: know that Catherine is not into Christian Christian Christian mortally
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: because he doesn't give big Ben energy.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: He doesn't no, no, no, he gives little Bin energy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Give us energy. Then Katherine and Tom both decide to
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: extend their dates for another thing. I love that it's
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I love it that it gives notice to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the other people in banishments, like we are.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Having such a good time, AKA, we just want one
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: more glass of sheet prosecco. So we're willing to sit
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: here with this torture date. So sit there in banishment
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and play with your paper clips. But then Valentina gets
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: a little intent. She's like, asked Amari to kiss her,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: and then he does. Then she's like eighty two strawberries.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: And then meanwhile, Christian doesn't ask Catherine for a kiss
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: before the date ends, and he's like, I missed that
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: time schedule.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like they give them notice that it's
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes though, but I'm sorry.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to say this in like a
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: nice way, but like Christian feels like a child compared
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: to Catherine, Like if he would have tried to make
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: out with her, I would have dry heaved.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like she's this babysitter right, And he's on the
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: couch like just trying to get to know where and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: he's in junior high and he's like so he's like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: when are we going to Despicable Me three?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Like he's not ready for whatever we're going through with Catherine.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: But then they all regardless, they all go back to
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: the retreat holding hands. They don't care they're going to
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: try to make people jealous, but they're also holding hands,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: like how I would hold hands with Cruz crossing the street, like.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I look both ways, watch out for passes, watch I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: don't you Well, clearly the producers are like hold hands,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: when do you walk back?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: But then both sets of people are everybody's upset. I'm like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: do either of you feel chemistry with this handholding Breeze
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: out of banishment? She's not she's not happy, and you
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: know what, they've shown the same not happy confessional for her,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: and like they've done her. They've shown her banishment confessional
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: more than they've shown her like glammed up confessional. At
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: this point, she always like, yeah, I think I'm over
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to Maori.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: They're like, no, no, no, don't put the good one
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: in there to the other one up, No.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: No, don't wait till she puts her eyelashes back on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Wait uh then uh.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Valentina tells the guys that she and to Maury have kissed,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: which causes everybody to freak out. Catherine tells Louis she
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: isn't attracted to Christian, and then Tomorrow finally tells Brie
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: he's terrified. They end the episode right when Damaris about
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: to ad missed he kissed Valentina and then mine episode five,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Oh Tomorrow comes clean about his kiss with Valentina. He
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: claims it doesn't change the way he feels about Bri
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: and she.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: You saw fat ass spent money on a kiss.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: The show is just poetry because you know what that's
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: really what it is? You saw fat ass, and you
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: spent money on a kiss. Yep.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: But also.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I don't even think you liked that kiss.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Was it worth six thousand dollars? No? I don't understand
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: who makes up the pricing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, not me, I mean, not mine or
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Jackson's cameos.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: No. I mean that's a lot of money for just
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like a little, you know, couple second kiss on the beach.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: But also, why would to Mario be even thinking for
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: a second it was a smart plan get into bed
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: with Valentina after this, because.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I think he's scared of her.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that they're all sleeping in the
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: same room is clearly unhinged. But I'm now immune to
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: it because I watch Love Island, so I.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Like this always what they do on Love Island, because
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: the whole sleeping in the same room situation gives me, like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it gives me anxiety when they all walk out at
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: night with their bedroom and their belts their right and
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: then everybody's kind of looking around like where where are
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: they going to go? I don't know, it stresses me out.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: No, I'm immune to that because of Love Island. So
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: that isn't weird to me. But when I saw him
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: walk past breeze bed where breeze like put in her
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: fizz a line. She has like half an eyelash on
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: like she is literally zero yeah, and Valentina is like
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: in a thong, like parching right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I was dead sucking it in?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: What what?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: What did I call it? I did? I was gonna
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: say something. She called him Tomorrio. I like, how you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: just change everybody's name by my name Tomorrow? You made
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: him Tomorrio, Like Tomorrio.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: We're talking about van Villa.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: What where to Mario come in vander pump Villa. No,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it just sounds oh, it sounds Italian. Oh, I see
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you were in Europe mentally, so he became Tomrio. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Just call me, well, ship, I don't even have my
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: name is so freaking wt It doesn't even.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Have a Sorry Teddyo, Sorry Joe Dao. It just doesn't
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: just doesn't ring the same.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Well, then Joe and Flavia, they're breaking multiple rules, multiple rules.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow shares to bed with Valentina, but he's still thinking
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: about Brie. Blah blah blah. Then we get to we
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: just have to skip ahead to where they have eye
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: contact competition.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a lot. I feel how do you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like someone. I feel like they just fell
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: in love with each other, and this this eye contact thing,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: like quickly.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let's look at each other.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I feel nothing for you.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe if we were holding each other's hands in person,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: we would feel more of something.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like we have to be on a beach.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like physically be there, and like they all
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: at the ocean, they hugged tight.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: They did had to hug for a very long time.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: We also can't forget before this eye contact is that
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Catherine and Louis cost the trip forty thousand, Like you're
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: annoyed in Orange County over like spilling a drop of
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: espresso martini on a rug. But this group just lost
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: forty thousand, and we're all just gonna now have an
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: eye contact competition.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: This is right, real life. This is real life. I know, well,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: if I was on this show, I wouldn't be making
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: out with anybody because I would just be concerned with
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the money. Like, but that's kind of forty eight and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to take naps.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: But I do think like there has to be someone
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: in the world that piques your interest enough that you'd
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: be like, you know what, I'd lose six thousand for
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: this person.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's Charlie Hanam. I said that on
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I do find it odd that that's your number one pick.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: No, I've seen Sons of Anarchy like four times. Now,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: that's why you wrote a Harley this season. I can't
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: stop watching it. That was last season. No, that was
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: last season. Well, either way, this is the thing.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: The next thing I don't understand is regardless, Now, Valentine
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: is being an asshole and she's pushing at Charlie and Lucy,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: but we already know that Lucy, that Charlie's falling in
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: love with Catherine all these.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait though, can we talk? Can we talk
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: for about Valentina's comment when she like leaned over did
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: she say it to? Who did she say it to?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: When she was like, oh it was so FLABBYA She's like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: you and I are the only pretty ones and everyone
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: else is basic. Do you remember that comment? Yeah?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh damn, Valentina isn't lacking confidence.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: No, there's no lack of confidence there. She was like,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: there's some there's some basic bitches over there.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: She's like, they're just freaking jealous and blah blah blah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: But meanwhile, I'm like, Damori slash to Mario has now
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: ditched you for somebody not into him wearing an invisiline,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So you may need to check yourself. But uh, this
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: is my final I mean, we could really continue talking
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: about the memory glands and touching each other and oh.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, the shower scenes. How do they keep track of
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: what you touch? Is there someone like that zooms in
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: while they're in the shower that you get charged for,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like touching boobs and touching private parts.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I just want to say, if somebody thinks they're going
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: to charge me forty thousand dollars to touch my nipple
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: and maybe give me some finger action, I'm like, one,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: my nipples have absolute zero feeling. I have fake boobs.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And two, if you think that half of a finger
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: bang is with forty thousand dollars, you've got another thing coming.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Who makes up these prices? Who
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: makes up the price menu?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Like, how much did it cost for for what's his name,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Richard Geared to have sex with Julia Roberts.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh well, she stayed in his suite for like a week.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: What did he pay her ten grand for the week
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: or something? Yes, I am saying like this is I
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: mean judged on the bed. I mean it was the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: eighties but inflation hot handle.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: But my final thought on too hot handle before we
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: get into next week's episode, is why they think they
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: can lie like you're on camera like, don't hate, Let's
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: keep this make up between us, right, I'm like, I
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: saw you guys dry humping and her him washing your
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: boobs in the shower. We already know. This is kind
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: of like you're not fooling anyone here.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but they all do it. They all know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: They all talk about lying and not coming clean and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: not admitting it. I don't understand that either. Do they
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: know there's cameras?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: But also this isn't like a traditional like housewife show
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: where I think there's like a cast and crew there
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: all the time. I think it's just I think the fight,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: like the production value is just cameras posted everywhere.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: So do they not know maybe where all the cameras are,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: so they honestly think that maybe they're not getting caught
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: in every act.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: If they are, then they're they may need a new
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: profession that's not even.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Model like, I don't know what's below that, Mima. I mean,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it's just too good.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: But you guys stay tuned in. I feel like there's
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: gonna be a lot of long lasting relationships out of this.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like to very very serious, stable ones.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Any If you want like real relationship advice, if you
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: want to feel what real chemistry is like, you just
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: need to watch this show. But I will have to
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: say I did for one second I felt bad for Gianna.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I know we haven't mentioned her, but she's.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Had no well and the other wait, can we just
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: talk about her and the other girl? What is Alicia?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Gianna and Kylisia have gotten nothing and of course they're
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: not gonna like Christian, But what's Chris doing? At this point?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Something has to go. Yeah, I don't understand the three
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: that don't really they're not really paired up with anybody,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: and they're not really they need to be kicked out, right.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: If you're not can out, get the f out.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: If you're not tempted to make out, then you need
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to be kicked out. And we need to bring in
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: new people because I don't need to waste my time
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: learning names for people that aren't going to.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Get involved exactly.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Well, anyways, this is These ways are our points.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, thanks for listening to Thanks for listening.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: For another Unhinged Versions, tune in