Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #475 We Don't TELL NEW LIES the Same with Three Plates Tommy
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- 1:05Speaker 2: What's going on next?
- 1:06Speaker 3: G what's up? What's up? Dog on the market right now?
- 1:10Speaker 3: The Tahoe can't be my daily so I'm gonna market.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I'm over here asking them for his dealership advice?
- 1:16Speaker 2: You? Is that why you're not paying attends to the show?
- 1:18Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna right before before we started off
- 1:21Speaker 3: here on cars, fucking auto trader mistaken best, I can't
- 1:27Speaker 3: find what I want.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a story that's gonna give you
- 1:31Speaker 1: a lesson about wanting a car so bad that happened
- 1:33Speaker 1: to me after the after introduce it, I know, but
- 1:37Speaker 1: but let me but let me tell you.
- 1:39Speaker 2: And now our very own.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Grimace the three plates himself in the flesh with a
- 1:47Speaker 1: brand new fucking herp going on?
- 1:49Speaker 2: What's going on with your lips? Who's covering fucking lip?
- 1:56Speaker 2: Some burn?
- 1:57Speaker 4: What?
- 1:58Speaker 5: What?
- 1:59Speaker 2: What with my whole lips? But I look like a hiker.
- 2:02Speaker 3: You go to plant pair hunt and that's what they
- 2:04Speaker 3: told you.
- 2:04Speaker 2: That's what Tommy is that just put some alabar on.
- 2:08Speaker 2: It must have been when you were hiking. No bullshit,
- 2:11Speaker 2: no bullshit, Tommy? What what is is that? Is that
- 2:13Speaker 2: a blister? Is that? What is that?
- 2:14Speaker 5: Like?
- 2:15Speaker 3: Do you have herpes?
- 2:16Speaker 2: But from a sunburn? I told you we all have
- 2:18Speaker 2: herpes and Tommy's everyone has her I don't think of
- 2:21Speaker 2: thank you. Yeah, someone with that would love someone with
- 2:25Speaker 2: that lip right there be like, yeah, you're right, he's
- 2:28Speaker 2: Herpee's a certain ones like where you get do you
- 2:31Speaker 2: have a guy shows up? I got like three kind
- 2:37Speaker 2: bispies bispies, but Tommy's defends and Tommy defense he was
- 2:42Speaker 2: really sumpered the first time I saw Yeah, I was
- 2:45Speaker 2: lost her he was. I was to tell you somebody
- 2:48Speaker 2: Tommy cut his lips chewing soda cats.
- 2:56Speaker 1: I don't know why that hits so good. But also
- 3:00Speaker 1: running the boards is the winning only ray. Thank you
- 3:03Speaker 1: for uning the boards and hooked it up, always holding
- 3:06Speaker 1: it down and.
- 3:08Speaker 2: And also returning back.
- 3:10Speaker 1: He doesn't have his little his little board in front
- 3:13Speaker 1: of him, but here to say more than three words,
- 3:15Speaker 1: what's going on?
- 3:16Speaker 2: Rock? That's why I rock? I'm don't start for you're
- 3:23Speaker 2: next to me.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Now you already threw something at me.
- 3:26Speaker 2: I was looking for something to throw at you. Bro.
- 3:29Speaker 2: You that right now? Now the machine rolled it, the
- 3:31Speaker 2: little fucking oh yeah, but with that you could roll
- 3:33Speaker 2: him like that. Yeah. Yeah it's a cuban, you know
- 3:38Speaker 2: I could straight up, bro.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I be doing some regular as ship bro, like going
- 3:42Speaker 1: to the mechanics or something like that, and I'm just and
- 3:45Speaker 1: this was like, they'll tell me like a fool, like
- 3:48Speaker 1: you know, like a little joint is cool, but like
- 3:50Speaker 1: you're fucking smoking out everything, bro. Like I went to
- 3:52Speaker 1: get I went to get tires on my car and
- 3:54Speaker 1: uh like on the white car a while ago, and.
- 3:56Speaker 2: I was just like, it's gonna take a while.
- 3:58Speaker 1: So I sparked up with joy and they're just like, hey,
- 3:59Speaker 1: fool that she was going into the parrot's cage.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Bro, Like stop just spinning home because they had It's
- 4:06Speaker 2: really bad for birds, bro, I know, yeah, yeah.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Talking birds. They have a different type like brain. I'm guessing.
- 4:13Speaker 6: Oh man, So like when they get high, it's not
- 4:15Speaker 6: fun for them.
- 4:16Speaker 3: I don't think it's fun for dogs.
- 4:19Speaker 2: I supposed to be loving to.
- 4:20Speaker 3: Get that dog getting high.
- 4:22Speaker 2: I like it.
- 4:23Speaker 6: I don't think they some of them, some of them
- 4:25Speaker 6: because I had a dated a girl for a brief
- 4:27Speaker 6: moment and she had to lose a dog.
- 4:30Speaker 3: We were just talking about this ship man whatever. Anyway,
- 4:34Speaker 3: what's up a dog with? I mean she was a bitch.
- 4:40Speaker 3: She's just a mutt. I don't know. But no, her
- 4:42Speaker 3: dog like to get high, like we're black. Huh huh you.
- 4:48Speaker 2: What no, just he just totally like reverse pendy right now. No,
- 4:57Speaker 2: it just gets worse and worse. They just just say
- 4:59Speaker 2: she was black.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Yeah, just save us, yeah, rock Like anyway, so what
- 5:03Speaker 3: happened just like dogs? Okay, the dog is like getting high?
- 5:06Speaker 2: Man?
- 5:07Speaker 3: What the fuck? It was like a tiny little it
- 5:12Speaker 3: looked like a little mini chew Bacca.
- 5:14Speaker 6: I don't know what it was.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Stupid though. It was named Evie.
- 5:16Speaker 6: So you were just blowing back with smoke to the
- 5:18Speaker 6: like we'd be like getting high and this little dog
- 5:20Speaker 6: would literally come up and want to smoke in his face.
- 5:23Speaker 3: You're basically saying, like dogs are kind of like their people,
- 5:25Speaker 3: right you think if you're a racist person, you're dog's racist.
- 5:29Speaker 6: Definitely?
- 5:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bro, you think that.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Yeah, like my dog and.
- 5:33Speaker 6: Yeah it's like like my as I say, like my cat.
- 5:38Speaker 2: They got uh that's what a dog's purpose is about
- 5:41Speaker 2: a dog is supposed to be racist. Yeah, but what
- 5:45Speaker 2: were you saying?
- 5:46Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
- 5:47Speaker 6: No, my cat and I have shit in common, like
- 5:48Speaker 6: we'll both get like like Shenanigans and stuff like my
- 5:51Speaker 6: cat try to prank me more or less and it's
- 5:54Speaker 6: definitely my energy.
- 5:56Speaker 3: But like outside of that, you know.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Your cat's taking anxiety medication. He needs it. He's like,
- 6:06Speaker 2: my cat's just like me, mixed meats anxiety.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, God damn it.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Yeah, my cat. My cats are like way too.
- 6:15Speaker 6: They're just assholes, bro hassholes talking ship to people, taking
- 6:19Speaker 6: the sand out, doing ship what I would do.
- 6:21Speaker 2: I'm just like if I was a cat, I would
- 6:22Speaker 2: be like, you're keen this of bach.
- 6:23Speaker 6: My cat definitely ships on the floor every day, just
- 6:26Speaker 6: like me.
- 6:29Speaker 2: He sounds like will Dude, that was seriously though, Man,
- 6:33Speaker 2: I feel bad for like people that work at hotel's
- 6:35Speaker 2: dog like that.
- 6:36Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, I didn't even think It'll.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Take a piss bro like I'm there and wait for
- 6:40Speaker 2: the dog pete feet where hotel, Like, Yeah, that was dick.
- 6:45Speaker 2: He just did a dick move on. No, he didn't
- 6:46Speaker 2: do it.
- 6:47Speaker 3: He was will wait, Will did what did he do that.
- 6:50Speaker 2: That's what Xaber said.
- 6:52Speaker 3: I've never seen him take a ship.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Not a ship.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you watch I've seen him. I've seen him
- 6:59Speaker 3: pissing the and in the hotel because he played for
- 7:01Speaker 3: the pet deposit. Like right before we're about to leave.
- 7:03Speaker 3: We're about to leave, I'm like packing the car and
- 7:05Speaker 3: he's like, give me a second. I was like, what
- 7:07Speaker 3: the You're not gonna hear? Like what the fuck? He's like,
- 7:10Speaker 3: I pet I paid for the pet deposit. They're not
- 7:12Speaker 3: gonna know who pissed. That's not how it works. What
- 7:16Speaker 3: they're not gonna know.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Fucking people you're in smells like way fucking cat, Yeah,
- 7:22Speaker 2: cat smells. Get the DNA facility, Yeah, remember that. I
- 7:26Speaker 2: think I think those are bodily fluids, bro. So I
- 7:28Speaker 2: think it becomes like, oh.
- 7:29Speaker 3: You can go if they find out. Yeah, I don't
- 7:31Speaker 3: think it's fucking funny games for you, But you know, can't.
- 7:34Speaker 2: You get in trouble? Like you leave some j's on
- 7:36Speaker 2: the base and they're like people do that all the time.
- 7:39Speaker 2: I'm sure they're used to that on purpose.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Never like let it on the carpet and not cleaning up.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Have you ever are supposed to do dig ship way
- 7:47Speaker 2: worse someone else walks.
- 7:48Speaker 7: They're supposed to do up ship at hotel rooms like
- 7:52Speaker 7: just to be dicks, Like yeah, I mean.
- 7:55Speaker 3: What's the worst thing you've ever done in a hotel room?
- 7:58Speaker 2: Just fucking fail and hit the wall and made a home.
- 8:02Speaker 3: You always got to work?
- 8:03Speaker 2: What do you mean you fell and hit the like.
- 8:05Speaker 3: You That's like his most believable response, Like.
- 8:07Speaker 7: I just felt walking and then I remember I felt
- 8:11Speaker 7: like by the by the A C part and on
- 8:13Speaker 7: the wall. It just made an intention like like my
- 8:16Speaker 7: fucking army woo all faded like a gotcho fall, damn damn,
- 8:21Speaker 7: But nothing like where I fucking fucked up the ship.
- 8:26Speaker 2: Let me throw you and do pellow fights and ship.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Fucking pillow fights.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Who are the fucking the what is it? The feathers?
- 8:37Speaker 2: They just go flying down? They tell me, how old
- 8:41Speaker 2: are your kids? Now?
- 8:41Speaker 4: Bro?
- 8:43Speaker 2: Five and two? We known him since his kids have
- 8:46Speaker 2: been born. They were little.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Yeah I'm still little.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Do you feel that ship changed for your dog?
- 8:52Speaker 1: Like when like now you're like because fool like I
- 8:55Speaker 1: now they're like where I'm at that age where a
- 8:57Speaker 1: lot of my friends are parents and some of them
- 8:59Speaker 1: are like you know teenager parents. Some of them are
- 9:01Speaker 1: like other type of parents, and these fools like the
- 9:05Speaker 1: stuff they talk about dealing with and I'm just like,
- 9:08Speaker 1: fuck cool that shit sounds like frustrating as fuck. Yeah
- 9:11Speaker 1: like like that or like the teenager arrow where like
- 9:14Speaker 1: these fools like talk shit to you and just their
- 9:16Speaker 1: digs type.
- 9:16Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know.
- 9:17Speaker 7: I haven't hit that area yet. But I have homies
- 9:23Speaker 7: foods that are grandpa's that.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Are my age. They had their kids when we were
- 9:27Speaker 2: in high school. We were like in ninth grade.
- 9:29Speaker 7: My homie, we had a kid when we from eighth
- 9:33Speaker 7: grade going into ninth grade. That was having a baby.
- 9:36Speaker 7: And then now that fool's a grandpa.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, that's wild.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Damn that is being a grandpa that young. I wouldn't
- 9:43Speaker 1: tell nobody. Would you tell somebody?
- 9:45Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 9:45Speaker 6: If I was fucking night early and had a yeah,
- 9:47Speaker 6: I'd definitely be like, yo, I'm a young ass grandpa.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Yeah I'm actually a grandpa. Huh.
- 9:52Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Senior citizen discount, I would fux that ship.
- 9:55Speaker 6: I would be like, yo, I've got yeah, I got generations,
- 9:58Speaker 6: give me a discount.
- 9:59Speaker 3: I know, I'm only forty.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be some ship though they were. What
- 10:04Speaker 1: would you doing? Grandpa is young? Damn, it's too young, bro.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I better have a fucking house.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I mean, bro, but it's not up to you. Yeah,
- 10:12Speaker 2: your kid, your kid, like your kid is up there, Bro.
- 10:17Speaker 3: I don't know. On the mic for the YouTube channel
- 10:19Speaker 3: with him, Grandpa fucking.
- 10:21Speaker 8: Grandpa, grandpa fucking is your website grandpa baby?
- 10:25Speaker 3: Yeah, grandson and grandpa grandsom.
- 10:28Speaker 2: I don't know Grandpapa and son prodcast And.
- 10:31Speaker 3: I can't imagine having a kid, let alone my kid
- 10:33Speaker 3: having a kid.
- 10:35Speaker 2: No, that's just crazy, bro. Fuck you becoming grandpa at
- 10:38Speaker 2: a young age.
- 10:39Speaker 6: What's trippy to think about is that I dated a
- 10:41Speaker 6: girl for a few years who had that, who had
- 10:43Speaker 6: a kid, and uh, he's definitely like nineteen now, which
- 10:48Speaker 6: is just a trip to think about because I don't
- 10:50Speaker 6: feel like an adult, you know what I mean?
- 10:52Speaker 2: Like, damn, but yeah, you could have been twenty when you.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Had she was Yeah, she was like you here.
- 10:58Speaker 6: Will be twenty twenty one when she had them. So yeah,
- 11:01Speaker 6: is that that noise? But that's why I'm just.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck I'm thinking? If I'm a Grandpa.
- 11:06Speaker 3: At this age, all I know is there's something right.
- 11:11Speaker 3: There's some sluts in my DNA, some like why are
- 11:13Speaker 3: we having kids so early? All of us is Mike,
- 11:16Speaker 3: is that kick in the hand. I would be like, Yo,
- 11:18Speaker 3: we need to stop this fucking chain right here.
- 11:20Speaker 1: You know what you should have blog like a Guerrero
- 11:23Speaker 1: family reunion with all your uncles that you talked about
- 11:25Speaker 1: all those stories. Yo, Now no, I mean they live
- 11:29Speaker 1: in America like that when they picked up the hooker,
- 11:30Speaker 1: And I guess.
- 11:32Speaker 3: You don't have family reunions anymore.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Nobody gets along gay, somebody somebody's wife, somebody fucked somebody's wife.
- 11:42Speaker 3: My parents got a divorce.
- 11:43Speaker 6: There's no one really like somebody did something.
- 11:46Speaker 2: You said. You said your mom gets along with your dad,
- 11:49Speaker 2: with your dad.
- 11:50Speaker 3: But there's no there's no big Christmases anymore. Dog, there's
- 11:52Speaker 3: no more. My dad makes the things, giving dinner and
- 11:54Speaker 3: the whole squad comes over. Dog, it's just what.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Do you do for things? Oh?
- 12:00Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get I get split up. My mom
- 12:02Speaker 3: has her fucking I have to pick on who.
- 12:06Speaker 2: He's right, he's right, he's right.
- 12:08Speaker 1: My parents got divorced, and like for like a Christmas
- 12:10Speaker 1: or family thing I had, Like I go to I'll
- 12:12Speaker 1: go for a few hours to my grandma's house, and
- 12:14Speaker 1: then I'll go back to like my mom's side of
- 12:16Speaker 1: the family.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Like it's just and it sucks because I go with
- 12:21Speaker 1: hanging out with some of my cousins like and then
- 12:24Speaker 1: going to hang out with my other cousins. But like
- 12:26Speaker 1: when we were all little, we all used to hang
- 12:28Speaker 1: together because your parents were the gailor dog. I didn't
- 12:30Speaker 1: see both divorces some fucked up ship to put your
- 12:32Speaker 1: kids to dogs kids, I think so bro like, But
- 12:38Speaker 1: is at the same time though, like you can't sacrifice
- 12:41Speaker 1: your happiness over for your kids.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Yeah you can. No, you can't, Bro, That's how you
- 12:45Speaker 2: end up miserable.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Bro, you just like kids can feel that shit. Tell
- 12:49Speaker 3: me hell, I mean obviously, I mean you're gonna play.
- 12:52Speaker 3: That's nice, But like, did you ever see getting a
- 12:55Speaker 3: divorce like starting all over?
- 12:57Speaker 6: Have you been thinking about it?
- 13:02Speaker 2: Seems like he's very happy, Like why would you just
- 13:05Speaker 2: it's not even something fool. I have homies whose parents
- 13:08Speaker 2: are seventies I think eighties fool, and they just splew
- 13:11Speaker 2: it up. There's what's even the fucking serious dogg And
- 13:16Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, we're fucking.
- 13:19Speaker 7: He moved back to Mexico and like where Yeah, they
- 13:24Speaker 7: fucking they said.
- 13:26Speaker 2: I think. I'm like, what the fuck? I got a fool.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I came across some information that tripped me out about
- 13:31Speaker 2: a neighbor dog. So, dog, there's this whole couple, right,
- 13:34Speaker 2: they used to that lived to the right, like you know,
- 13:37Speaker 2: the right of me dog and like black black there's
- 13:40Speaker 2: a black couple that used to live and like they're old, right,
- 13:42Speaker 2: the house has been paid for it, and like I
- 13:44Speaker 2: just the old man was always home dog right, and
- 13:46Speaker 2: like the wife was working and I remember his little
- 13:48Speaker 2: kid and all this stuff.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And I guess, you know, the wife died, so like
- 13:53Speaker 1: this fool literally, like I guess the other family, the
- 13:57Speaker 1: remaining family that comes around, like kind of gave us
- 13:59Speaker 1: a whole school, right, And this one.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Dude kind of told me the whole cheese. Man. He
- 14:03Speaker 2: was telling me.
- 14:03Speaker 1: He's like you know what, man, He's like, He's like,
- 14:06Speaker 1: once I find I'm finding out about all this shit
- 14:08Speaker 1: that you know was going on behind the scenes, is
- 14:11Speaker 1: crazy because the old guy never did ship bro, never
- 14:13Speaker 1: paid for a fucking bail, never did nothing, never fixed
- 14:16Speaker 1: the fucking house. Bro didn't help his kids, right, but
- 14:19Speaker 1: this motherfucker was hoarding money.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Bro, like hoarding a male type of shit.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Yeah, bro like and then on top of that, right
- 14:25Speaker 1: like this like this fool was up, this fool who's
- 14:28Speaker 1: like a family from like the wife that died, Like
- 14:31Speaker 1: this wool was telling me. He was like, you know,
- 14:32Speaker 1: some shit doesn't add up about him because he's like
- 14:35Speaker 1: I worked. He's like, I have a military job. So
- 14:37Speaker 1: he's like I background check everybody. And every time I
- 14:39Speaker 1: asked him for information about he's like, yo, who you
- 14:42Speaker 1: want to put that information for one of your kids?
- 14:44Speaker 1: He's like can, He's like, what's your social type of
- 14:47Speaker 1: shit to put it in an application?
- 14:48Speaker 2: This will never give in for any information. And I'm
- 14:50Speaker 2: just like and I'm like, this will never have an
- 14:52Speaker 2: idea and he's like no, He's like he's always lived
- 14:54Speaker 2: his life out the grid, and I'm just like, fool.
- 14:57Speaker 2: But if this was like a what if this was
- 14:58Speaker 2: like a serial that serial killer?
- 14:59Speaker 1: What if I had some bodies and he's just laying
- 15:01Speaker 1: lower like he robbed the bank back in the day,
- 15:04Speaker 1: and like he's just like because bro, doesn't have ID,
- 15:07Speaker 1: doesn't have anything like literally.
- 15:09Speaker 2: He's he's older. He got into a car accident.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Food.
- 15:12Speaker 1: And this fool, like the other fool was telling me.
- 15:14Speaker 1: He's like, hey, he's like he got into a car
- 15:17Speaker 1: accident back in the day. He just they asked him
- 15:19Speaker 1: for his driver's ice and he just got his car left.
- 15:21Speaker 1: He wasn't trying to give no information off. And I'm
- 15:23Speaker 1: just like, fool White is somebody like so sketchy, yeah, bro,
- 15:26Speaker 1: And I'm just like, what if this fool has like
- 15:29Speaker 1: what if he's like on the runs, just.
- 15:31Speaker 3: Like he's just a player like Dick. Don't want to
- 15:35Speaker 3: get caught up in no fucking.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Faces now, for he trusts me. He spent it as
- 15:39Speaker 1: long as I can remember, dog, this fool was always home,
- 15:43Speaker 1: always never left the house because I remember being a kid. Hey,
- 15:46Speaker 1: I threw the ball to the other side, I would
- 15:48Speaker 1: go knock on the door. This fool was always chilling
- 15:49Speaker 1: in the living room and everything never went out, never
- 15:52Speaker 1: did nothing. Bro, just literally stayed home. But like every
- 15:56Speaker 1: time he said, he's like, we're finding all this information
- 15:58Speaker 1: and just like hitting cash and anyone.
- 16:00Speaker 2: They're remodeling the house and ship. Oh they found like
- 16:04Speaker 2: this will hat like feddya stash food in the house
- 16:07Speaker 2: because they've been remodeling this ship.
- 16:08Speaker 3: No way, yeah dog.
- 16:10Speaker 1: So I was just like and no, he's still he's
- 16:13Speaker 1: still wife. His wife died. But like they, you know,
- 16:16Speaker 1: they asked him. They're like, hey, man, if you want
- 16:17Speaker 1: to stay in the house, like you know, this isn't
- 16:19Speaker 1: your house, but like, well you know s x amount.
- 16:22Speaker 1: You know you now that we know since your wife
- 16:24Speaker 1: let us know that you know what what's up, like
- 16:26Speaker 1: you can have one of your kids take care of you.
- 16:27Speaker 1: And he was like, nah, I guess it's time I
- 16:28Speaker 1: get my own place. And then like he went to
- 16:30Speaker 1: like he like went to somebody like he's wunning to
- 16:33Speaker 1: his sun spot. And then I don't know he's gonna
- 16:35Speaker 1: dip after that. But I'm like, what about that is
- 16:38Speaker 1: in his bank food? Like that's like, oh they took
- 16:40Speaker 1: it out. No, he has he has some cash and
- 16:42Speaker 1: he has some in his bank food like type of ship.
- 16:44Speaker 2: But it's like a lot of the money.
- 16:45Speaker 1: And I'm just like, damn fool that ship's crazy, like
- 16:48Speaker 1: how because this was like an old man, he's like
- 16:50Speaker 1: ninety something, bro. But this has been the most low
- 16:52Speaker 1: key motherfucker ever. Bro never looked like a celebrity any holiday,
- 16:56Speaker 1: just sat in that house all fucking day and I'm
- 16:58Speaker 1: just like, whoo this match. And there's a lot of
- 17:00Speaker 1: people that are probably at that age that if you've
- 17:02Speaker 1: done some crazy crimes.
- 17:03Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's a crime or something like you're
- 17:05Speaker 2: on the run. That's like the time. That's like the
- 17:07Speaker 2: time where you're just like, all right, Bro, I got
- 17:09Speaker 2: away with it. Yeah, well you know what, how do
- 17:11Speaker 2: you see where the people that are like ninety and
- 17:14Speaker 2: they'll catch him?
- 17:16Speaker 1: Man Like Ralph Rommins brought up a good point, what
- 17:20Speaker 1: if he's witness protection either that? Yeah, because what happens
- 17:24Speaker 1: when you run into somebody that's witness protection. They're supposed
- 17:26Speaker 1: to act like that life is like legit, right, Yeah,
- 17:29Speaker 1: Like let's just say you're under witness protection. But your
- 17:31Speaker 1: name is not Rock SAMs. Your name is Johnny Johnny
- 17:33Speaker 1: Law or some ship.
- 17:34Speaker 6: My name is Johnny Law. We don't smoke the same, Yeah.
- 17:37Speaker 1: And like so you you would have to literally like
- 17:39Speaker 1: to the t, that's what you're dying on, like the
- 17:41Speaker 1: the that's the kill you're dying on.
- 17:42Speaker 3: My last words will be I was always Johnny Law.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Yeah that was that's crazy because what would you do
- 17:51Speaker 1: what you're talking about, Joe Biden?
- 17:54Speaker 2: You're talking like he's talking like Joe Biden broking out that.
- 18:00Speaker 3: But I was gonna tell you even looking at a truck,
- 18:02Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
- 18:04Speaker 2: Tell me somebout instigation.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Tell me no. But you know what crazy story I heard?
- 18:10Speaker 2: No crazy story?
- 18:10Speaker 3: You want to hear something sketchy?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Dog?
- 18:13Speaker 3: I think I think that the documentary was on Netflix,
- 18:15Speaker 3: but it's called Nine of Thousand Babies or something like that.
- 18:19Speaker 3: I guess this guy babies. I guess this guy, like
- 18:22Speaker 3: door looking guy out there in Europe or the Netherlands
- 18:26Speaker 3: just became like a sperm donor. But he wouldn't stop
- 18:28Speaker 3: dog like when I'm talking about he'd go to like Britain, Britain,
- 18:34Speaker 3: he has a dog. You don't think that's like and
- 18:36Speaker 3: he's they're trying to do.
- 18:37Speaker 2: They tell you your kids when you're when you're a
- 18:39Speaker 2: sperm domor.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to tell you that they're gonna use it.
- 18:42Speaker 1: No, yeah, bro, they have to be like yo, let
- 18:45Speaker 1: file file number four twenty.
- 18:48Speaker 2: You can use your spermself Europe.
- 18:51Speaker 3: So there's this so this great day. They looked into
- 18:54Speaker 3: him and I guess you could go all over the
- 18:56Speaker 3: world Argentina over their sperm doning. This one has a
- 18:59Speaker 3: thousand babies all over the world, and there were you
- 19:00Speaker 3: know what they're worried about because there's mean when I
- 19:02Speaker 3: mean a thousand, I mean a thousand and and and
- 19:05Speaker 3: they're gonna make some weird babies inbreding each other because
- 19:09Speaker 3: they're in the same high school and they don't know
- 19:11Speaker 3: and they fall in love. And I guess, I guess
- 19:13Speaker 3: it's easier to fall in love with your brother when
- 19:14Speaker 3: you don't know what your brother type of thing, because
- 19:16Speaker 3: you guys have these common things and you like, look
- 19:17Speaker 3: alive weird things.
- 19:19Speaker 6: For five hundred it was in a documentary.
- 19:21Speaker 3: I'm not making this ship up, but they.
- 19:26Speaker 7: Like thems got the same sperm from the same place,
- 19:30Speaker 7: and they.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Know that this guy, this guy would do so this
- 19:32Speaker 3: guy would go online and be like, I'm a sperm donor.
- 19:35Speaker 3: You do personal calls, go to people's houses.
- 19:38Speaker 6: The plot beacons.
- 19:39Speaker 3: The plot is thick dude bone and then he bore
- 19:44Speaker 3: like married couples that couldn't have babies, like like to say,
- 19:46Speaker 3: the dude can't have pregnant.
- 19:48Speaker 8: The guy would go in there, they would have two crazy.
- 19:52Speaker 8: I sound crazy, gold dude can't pregnant. Crazy, So how
- 19:56Speaker 8: do they know? How do they know he has a
- 19:57Speaker 8: thousand kids? They tested all these fluds.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Started finding out all the kids look alike. Bro, they
- 20:01Speaker 3: all look they If you look at the pictures of
- 20:03Speaker 3: the kids, you're like, whoa, there's like mini minim. Like, bro,
- 20:06Speaker 3: it's pretty crazy. And they started finding out I haven't
- 20:08Speaker 3: got it. I didn't finished it. I fell asleep. Lie,
- 20:10Speaker 3: but it's crazy. And I was thinking about, like, dude,
- 20:12Speaker 3: would you be a sprim donor would you be okay
- 20:14Speaker 3: with having a thousand little edgars that are on yours?
- 20:17Speaker 3: I don't got to raise them. Hey, I know, I
- 20:19Speaker 3: know you gotta pay them.
- 20:20Speaker 2: They're not your responsibility.
- 20:21Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to couple home. I want a couple,
- 20:23Speaker 3: not a thousand, But I want.
- 20:24Speaker 2: To, like I know somehow now that that I went
- 20:26Speaker 2: to school with and she has babies for people.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Oh she's a surrogate mother.
- 20:30Speaker 2: She's like, you know, but I'm like, I know, you
- 20:32Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
- 20:32Speaker 3: But it's like one hundred grand they get, she gets
- 20:35Speaker 3: one hundred grand fool. She's done that, and they paid
- 20:37Speaker 3: for everything, all all the maternity, all the maternity.
- 20:40Speaker 2: All the want.
- 20:42Speaker 3: They'll feed her the best food because you want the
- 20:43Speaker 3: baby to get the best nutrients, so they'll feed are
- 20:45Speaker 3: organic all month long.
- 20:47Speaker 6: I wonder how her body looks.
- 20:48Speaker 2: It's she has a nice body for having fucking six
- 20:51Speaker 2: of those things. That's probably pay for that those she
- 20:53Speaker 2: gets finished.
- 20:54Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you paid this how much money?
- 20:56Speaker 2: I didn't know?
- 20:56Speaker 3: Racks dog ninety racks at least bro gay guys will
- 20:59Speaker 3: pay that shift for like a fucking hey.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Yeah, hope hubbles will pay for that ship ninety grand
- 21:06Speaker 2: between two hopples and ship.
- 21:07Speaker 3: Didn't Kim Kardashian do that? And Jesus Christ didn't Kim
- 21:11Speaker 3: Kardashian do that?
- 21:12Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian's it's still your baby or what?
- 21:16Speaker 3: Yeah, that's still your baby.
- 21:17Speaker 1: It's her egg, baby, your sperm baby, mighty colden, you
- 21:21Speaker 1: didn't have it.
- 21:22Speaker 2: But they use her.
- 21:22Speaker 3: They can use the girl's egg and your sperm, gay baby, Yeah,
- 21:26Speaker 3: on a baby, you can use females egg and the
- 21:29Speaker 3: guy's sperm. So it's technically Kanye's baby. She's just not
- 21:31Speaker 3: not in her room. She's busy taking pictures.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Technically making babies.
- 21:36Speaker 7: She's getting a baby outside of herself. But yeah, like
- 21:39Speaker 7: that is it the same though? Do you think that's
- 21:41Speaker 7: the same cheating?
- 21:42Speaker 3: For sure? Would you be okay with your wife having
- 21:45Speaker 3: a surrogate like she was mine and she's like, hey,
- 21:47Speaker 3: look I'll pay for it. I just don't want to
- 21:49Speaker 3: ruin this fucking body. It is good. It's a good body.
- 21:52Speaker 3: It's a good body. And you're like, did you let
- 21:54Speaker 3: her have a surrogate? That means it's still your baby,
- 21:56Speaker 3: it's her eggs.
- 21:57Speaker 6: It's just not in her and you don't get to
- 21:59Speaker 6: have sex with the woman because that's not how we.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Usually you have a super fine wife right here, there's
- 22:03Speaker 3: the reason, like.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Like yeah, no, like bro, like because at the end,
- 22:09Speaker 2: at the end of the day, God wants a man
- 22:11Speaker 2: and a woman to have a baby a natural way.
- 22:13Speaker 1: I don't really know that's a that's a tough one, bro,
- 22:16Speaker 1: because I mean you've had like I said, you're married,
- 22:19Speaker 1: but I.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Think, like, what what's the what's the sacrifice that the
- 22:23Speaker 2: man has to make?
- 22:24Speaker 1: Well, we have to pay for everything, like because nothing,
- 22:26Speaker 1: like we just have to Like I think we just
- 22:28Speaker 1: have to put up with a lot of ship when
- 22:30Speaker 1: a woman gets pregnant.
- 22:31Speaker 3: Bro Like like, okay, like you's got to put up
- 22:33Speaker 3: with a bunch of ship too.
- 22:35Speaker 6: But what I'm saying little alien.
- 22:36Speaker 2: People saying this is like they sacrifice them. They sacrifice
- 22:39Speaker 2: a lot, they sacrifice a lot more. But it's just
- 22:42Speaker 2: like all we gotta do is just put up with
- 22:44Speaker 2: like the postpartum and the fucking like the the what
- 22:47Speaker 2: is it the fact that like you got a feed
- 22:48Speaker 2: her and like she can't do ship, you know.
- 22:50Speaker 6: Wild simplifying that.
- 22:52Speaker 2: I would always tell my girl, I was like that
- 22:54Speaker 2: it's like some alien ship.
- 22:55Speaker 7: I'm like, that's a lot of weaver or something inside
- 22:58Speaker 7: of you growing, lady, have chicken, it's gonna be something,
- 23:01Speaker 7: and that it's gonna turn into one of us.
- 23:03Speaker 3: My boss heard.
- 23:04Speaker 2: I'm like, that's crazy. You don't have to.
- 23:07Speaker 3: Obviously, you got to.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Give it up for all the women out there. You
- 23:10Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Did you did you like you like attracted to her
- 23:14Speaker 3: at the moment, because some guys get super horny, some
- 23:16Speaker 3: guys like, dude, I love my wife's pregnant, Like it's
- 23:18Speaker 3: like that. I think that's weird.
- 23:20Speaker 2: Ship. I have my girl to say, like, I never
- 23:22Speaker 2: the same, and it's not like it's not a pregnant
- 23:26Speaker 2: that maybe you look good. Fats ship some.
- 23:29Speaker 7: Weird ship, and I think that fools do that to
- 23:32Speaker 7: other pregnant chicks, not their chick, Like there's.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Other fools like, oh, fucking I love my girl being.
- 23:38Speaker 2: I think there's weird those that like pregnant chicks pregnant
- 23:43Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Come on like that. Oh
- 23:46Speaker 2: mega man, that's weird.
- 23:50Speaker 6: Oh now I have my second choice.
- 23:53Speaker 7: There's weird like that ship. But I don't think, well,
- 23:57Speaker 7: maybe there is too, but a food.
- 24:00Speaker 2: There's not fool that. I'm like, Oh I love somebody's
- 24:02Speaker 2: fucking two stone to care one by three. I knew
- 24:08Speaker 2: a girl that was doing that, but the buyer find out,
- 24:10Speaker 2: found out she smoked and backed out. The kid is
- 24:13Speaker 2: pubably fourteen though.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Hey, but guess what she can back down to last minute?
- 24:22Speaker 2: Was your baby.
- 24:22Speaker 3: She don't want to give it to you. She's so
- 24:24Speaker 3: attached to it. You sat there for nine months hoping
- 24:26Speaker 3: this thing was gonna be yours. She don't want to
- 24:28Speaker 3: give it up. It's so many times you get attached
- 24:30Speaker 3: to it. It's a baby, dude, it's not theirs. It's there.
- 24:33Speaker 6: If you're going on Willis Nillis about it, then yeah.
- 24:35Speaker 6: But like most of these things, I feel like you
- 24:36Speaker 6: gotta sign an agreement. Doesn't matter, it's her baby.
- 24:39Speaker 2: What agreement? It's baby, bro, you's gotta be paperwork something, Yeah, papers,
- 24:47Speaker 2: give it to them.
- 24:48Speaker 3: You can show paperwork, and you're paying for all the food.
- 24:51Speaker 3: You would have paperwork like a contract.
- 24:54Speaker 2: I don't.
- 24:55Speaker 6: I would not trust somebody to have a baby for me,
- 24:58Speaker 6: nor would if you know, want to have a baby
- 25:01Speaker 6: for somebody else without like paperwork.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Holy ship. Yeah, it's like getting a pure bread to
- 25:07Speaker 2: go to.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Court for the baby.
- 25:08Speaker 2: You really don't want to give it.
- 25:09Speaker 3: You're really gonna fight for this in court?
- 25:11Speaker 6: Yes, because you paid fucking money for it, like tons
- 25:13Speaker 6: of money.
- 25:14Speaker 2: It's technically property at that point.
- 25:15Speaker 6: Yeah, you own that.
- 25:17Speaker 3: I mean, I know what you mean, but I still
- 25:18Speaker 3: think it's her baby.
- 25:20Speaker 6: It's no, that's stupid.
- 25:21Speaker 3: By No, that's idiot. No, what about you can't choice?
- 25:25Speaker 3: What about her body?
- 25:26Speaker 2: Her choice?
- 25:26Speaker 3: It's still her body. Yeah, and her choice was to
- 25:29Speaker 3: sign up for a job. She doesn't a baby.
- 25:31Speaker 1: It's no longer her body her choice. Bro, it's her
- 25:33Speaker 1: business and she needs to she can't breach the contract.
- 25:36Speaker 1: That's what it is, period, dog, Straight the fuck up?
- 25:39Speaker 5: Dog.
- 25:40Speaker 3: We just went from like America to like that is capitalism.
- 25:46Speaker 3: We're not even right now.
- 25:49Speaker 2: No, that's it. Dog, don't make me have whole coling.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Come in here and talk.
- 25:52Speaker 3: About zero noticed them why you want.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Tell him why I threw it at Murder?
- 26:03Speaker 6: Yeah, tell him how I threw it at Rock here
- 26:06Speaker 6: when he gave me that little because there's a little
- 26:08Speaker 6: bit of weed in there.
- 26:09Speaker 3: Yeah, this will try to give yous on like weed.
- 26:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Yeah, you work at a dispenser, you can come a
- 26:15Speaker 3: little bit more.
- 26:17Speaker 2: And then they saw the face Cook and I looked
- 26:19Speaker 2: at it and he was like, yeah this I'm gonna
- 26:20Speaker 2: throw it right away.
- 26:22Speaker 6: No, it was just it fell out of my blunt
- 26:24Speaker 6: and I was like, you know what, just take.
- 26:25Speaker 3: This weed, dog, I have my scraps.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Treat me like a pigeon, like a dog. You rock? Yeah, dude,
- 26:37Speaker 2: he speaking of who Cogan. Dog. It's a Republican Conventions
- 26:40Speaker 2: still going on right now. Hey food.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Okay, so like those those fools, So what's up? Like
- 26:46Speaker 1: Joe Biden is officially out of the bat.
- 26:48Speaker 3: You're the one that came up with this breaking, but
- 26:49Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, I didn't. I googled it. I googled it.
- 26:52Speaker 3: It looks like it's a People are still reporting on it,
- 26:55Speaker 3: but it looks like it's looking that way.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, fool, Richards died, Yeah he died.
- 27:02Speaker 6: Yeah damn, who's going to do the locomotion now?
- 27:07Speaker 4: No?
- 27:07Speaker 2: But hey, he didn't he fucking trip on poly Shore
- 27:11Speaker 2: because he played him in the movie.
- 27:13Speaker 7: And he's like, I don't want him to play me
- 27:15Speaker 7: in the movie, don't Is that just still going down dead?
- 27:18Speaker 3: They can't, they can't fight that ship.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, you think it's tombstone is going to have
- 27:25Speaker 1: like a you know, like a like a smart fad
- 27:27Speaker 1: of watch or something.
- 27:28Speaker 7: He's gonna that food trademill p short looks like that
- 27:32Speaker 7: full gang.
- 27:32Speaker 2: So he straight up he could have played the good,
- 27:34Speaker 2: a good old version of him. A fool. What is
- 27:38Speaker 2: it Richard Simmons? But what was the name Richard Simmons?
- 27:42Speaker 1: H Richard Simmons is imagine he's the first full on
- 27:44Speaker 1: a tombstone to have a treadmill on top.
- 27:47Speaker 3: The first full with the two on your two stone
- 27:48Speaker 3: to have a promo code, help.
- 27:54Speaker 6: Me pay for my tombstone and my fucking burial plot
- 27:59Speaker 6: stand this q scann this QR and keep my family fed. Honestly, no,
- 28:04Speaker 6: I was about to say, honestly, not a bad not
- 28:07Speaker 6: a bad dog.
- 28:09Speaker 3: If you if you're started in corporating.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Give your thing, just go and you could donate money
- 28:14Speaker 2: to that, and they go straight to like.
- 28:15Speaker 1: We should started incorporating that dog, we should start a business,
- 28:17Speaker 1: and then just like selling out to tombstone, companies were like, hey, put.
- 28:20Speaker 2: This QR code, we are copywriting this, and then we
- 28:24Speaker 2: just we literally yeah, straight up, hey, but yeah, did
- 28:29Speaker 2: you see the whole coking came out for Donald.
- 28:31Speaker 6: Trump definitely came out super gay for him.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Dude, he called him his hero dog. How'd you feel
- 28:37Speaker 2: enough of god blasted?
- 28:39Speaker 1: I mean I was shocked, dog Like, I was just like, damn,
- 28:42Speaker 1: this is how it's going to go down. But at
- 28:44Speaker 1: the same time, when that fool really he was like
- 28:45Speaker 1: hold on and then he fucking he had to fuck
- 28:48Speaker 1: the picture.
- 28:49Speaker 2: I was like, that's a dog.
- 28:50Speaker 1: That's there's nothing more American than somebody wants to watch
- 28:54Speaker 1: it as a viewer to be like, oh ship that's
- 28:56Speaker 1: like some real patriotic ship with blood on your face.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Dog, come on, dog like with the fucking ship.
- 29:02Speaker 2: And he's all yeah, like you know that. I don't
- 29:06Speaker 2: really know much about the food Who did it?
- 29:08Speaker 4: Though?
- 29:08Speaker 7: Do you think that's what's real in your conspiracy world
- 29:11Speaker 7: and all that? What did people say about that? Was
- 29:14Speaker 7: that a setup or was that real?
- 29:16Speaker 3: I mean people died. There's a fireman that's head blew
- 29:19Speaker 3: the fuck off. I mean it was fake. They literally
- 29:22Speaker 3: killed him.
- 29:23Speaker 2: If he was a clone, a fireman died, people head
- 29:28Speaker 2: and then that food Trump he hasn't even went over
- 29:30Speaker 2: there said in the next day we're talking about we
- 29:34Speaker 2: probably paid for thee and can't get up.
- 29:36Speaker 3: I didn't do nothing after getting shot.
- 29:38Speaker 7: At least say something, Hey food to the motherfuckers that
- 29:41Speaker 7: took headshots in the back. You know what I'm saying,
- 29:43Speaker 7: My bad to you guys, and the fact I'm saying
- 29:48Speaker 7: or something, I'm not just gonna go golfing. Shout out
- 29:51Speaker 7: to your dead sister like live.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Whoever got grays. You know what I'm saying. We're here
- 29:57Speaker 2: for you. Hey, guys, didn't make it. Know what I'm saying.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Shout out to the fan so there was more than
- 30:03Speaker 2: one person that got shot. Yes, shot, What did that?
- 30:07Speaker 2: Why did the fireman get shot? At? Shot again? Bro
- 30:11Speaker 2: behind him? That food was in the shot, he was,
- 30:13Speaker 2: he was in the he unloaded, he unloaded.
- 30:15Speaker 7: But everyone's like, why the fuck did they let that
- 30:18Speaker 7: happen when there was a gang of people telling them, Hey, there's.
- 30:21Speaker 2: A fool on the roof with a gun right there.
- 30:23Speaker 7: Look some fool as he's feeling them, They're like, look,
- 30:25Speaker 7: he's gonna pop up right now, and he looks up
- 30:27Speaker 7: and he's right here.
- 30:29Speaker 3: You know, you set up evance, we're security. What happened?
- 30:32Speaker 3: Dog whereby got fired? If you were there at the
- 30:35Speaker 3: at the rally, would you have stopped it?
- 30:37Speaker 7: If I was there, it would have been a wrap
- 30:39Speaker 7: that foo would have been getting a choke hold. Get
- 30:42Speaker 7: over here, punk broke his glasses.
- 30:44Speaker 6: Cop.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Got raise, you would have I would have just thrown
- 30:49Speaker 2: the fucking rifle off the roof.
- 30:51Speaker 3: But what a Trump has said?
- 30:53Speaker 2: Thank you Tommy, Noah, he probably would enough, he would
- 30:55Speaker 2: They wouldn't. He wouldn't even know that happened down Tommy, George, for.
- 31:00Speaker 6: That was in the time time my life.
- 31:01Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 31:02Speaker 6: Three plates in.
- 31:03Speaker 2: The house be like last night in my rally, someone
- 31:07Speaker 2: tried to attempt to get to me. A brave young
- 31:10Speaker 2: man from California took took action. Thomas. Yeah. I want
- 31:15Speaker 2: to give a big thank you to Thomas three Plates.
- 31:21Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Bro, let's give him a bound of
- 31:25Speaker 2: applause because this is a true American everyone and everybody
- 31:30Speaker 2: knows it. But that's what I'm saying.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Your headlighting, your headliner. Bro.
- 31:36Speaker 7: Look for I worked at an event and Bill Clinton
- 31:40Speaker 7: was talking. This motherfucker is Bill Clinton not Trump? Bill Clinton?
- 31:46Speaker 7: Had everyone stopped what the fuck they were doing, and
- 31:49Speaker 7: motherfuckers had they had to go through and look on
- 31:51Speaker 7: the roof, look everywhere to make sure that this fool
- 31:54Speaker 7: could come out and go into the place to go
- 31:57Speaker 7: do a speech.
- 31:59Speaker 2: So we have to stop all that shit.
- 32:00Speaker 7: Let him do a speech standing right there for like
- 32:04Speaker 7: fucking thirty minutes or plus.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Then he stopped and then he came out.
- 32:10Speaker 7: All right, He went back into whatever, his limo, into
- 32:14Speaker 7: the elevator, back into the limo, and then they're like,
- 32:17Speaker 7: all right, you guys are cool to go again. All right,
- 32:19Speaker 7: then we can move like everything stops for that food
- 32:23Speaker 7: to be on the roof. When people are telling you like, hey,
- 32:25Speaker 7: there's this motherfucker on the roof. I don't I don't
- 32:27Speaker 7: believe that shit. Somebody was looking the other way, or
- 32:31Speaker 7: they were telling the judas, hey there's a fool right there.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Look, and they filmed them.
- 32:36Speaker 7: There's a gang of food to have them on their
- 32:38Speaker 7: phones like, hey, look at this food right here on
- 32:40Speaker 7: the roof with the gun, Like, what's up with this?
- 32:42Speaker 2: This was like some regular guys, some kid. There's some
- 32:46Speaker 2: fucking kid up there with the gun. What the fuck?
- 32:48Speaker 6: Like twenty year old kid?
- 32:49Speaker 3: Right young?
- 32:51Speaker 2: If Tom Trump would fix your teeth food, hook me up? Yeah,
- 32:56Speaker 2: he would hook you up, and then you grail bro,
- 32:58Speaker 2: I'll be right there, suit it up, hen give me
- 33:00Speaker 2: your own mcdonald's'll be at the rallies. I'll sing Mariachis
- 33:03Speaker 2: before he goes up.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want that.
- 33:06Speaker 2: I don't think Corrigle, what Corella you're playing for Trump Dog?
- 33:09Speaker 3: Because because I want his own Corrillos?
- 33:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Tommy are you're not not a Corela the
- 33:14Speaker 1: Trump Dog?
- 33:15Speaker 2: But like, what song would you saying? Dog? If you
- 33:18Speaker 2: ask you for the now that's your own dog? Trump?
- 33:21Speaker 3: You got no Trump, you got no twenty twenty four.
- 33:24Speaker 3: This is this isn't a victory for me.
- 33:27Speaker 2: This is a victory for the American.
- 33:29Speaker 3: People might tell you it's the biggest victory.
- 33:32Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 33:33Speaker 6: I'm just saying that's what they're saying.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, what would you say? Kenoi yakio time? Yes? Hell,
- 33:42Speaker 2: then your trump bars?
- 33:46Speaker 6: What does that translate to?
- 33:48Speaker 2: On the malasia.
- 33:51Speaker 9: Lava la poloro sad loacano mis.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Yoa s I mean, come a bong and el guo
- 34:03Speaker 2: vina band damn yucky coel tromp. Hey, fucking Tommy came
- 34:18Speaker 2: through with that dog?
- 34:21Speaker 3: What all did you say?
- 34:23Speaker 2: Spanish?
- 34:23Speaker 3: But I'm not good at it?
- 34:24Speaker 2: I said they try to They didn't. They didn't think
- 34:27Speaker 2: you're gonna win. But here we are again. Nah did that?
- 34:29Speaker 2: They try to blast me? But you know what I'm saying,
- 34:31Speaker 2: nothing happened, got a little grays in the ear.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Hey Tommy, that's enough, bro, that's that's send them the
- 34:37Speaker 1: link to the babbel dog t them spanishis long you
- 34:41Speaker 1: be living in l a for you know.
- 34:42Speaker 2: How to order fucking tacos? No speak of espionan.
- 34:46Speaker 6: Spans moving mall.
- 34:47Speaker 3: That's pretty good? All right? Okay, what do you do.
- 34:51Speaker 3: You're with the female, You're with the Mexican mommy, and
- 34:53Speaker 3: you take her to tacos tann but you want to
- 34:55Speaker 3: flex on this order.
- 34:57Speaker 6: So hot yo, soy chino, gabacho yo, tango burrito, they get.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Comer. Yeah, the server is gonna just be like, man,
- 35:17Speaker 2: fuck this guy.
- 35:19Speaker 3: She isn't with me because I'm good at talking.
- 35:24Speaker 2: You're the you're you're, you're the you're the they objectify you.
- 35:29Speaker 6: I'm yeah, I'm They fetishize yeah, like.
- 35:36Speaker 2: Like a colonizer.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Hey for you notice how like colonize me?
- 35:39Speaker 2: Daddy?
- 35:42Speaker 3: Hey it was.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Mad for the Mexican. Hey, hey, colonizing around here. Let's
- 35:53Speaker 2: talk about it. Bro? What everybody he did? Post it
- 35:56Speaker 2: on Instagram? Oh my ship? What's what's what's going Let's
- 36:00Speaker 2: get into it. What's going on with you? Rack? Keisha?
- 36:04Speaker 3: You know waited?
- 36:06Speaker 2: Okay for everybody that doesn't know and put it into context.
- 36:10Speaker 2: I was not aware.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I didn't even look at the story. But I got
- 36:13Speaker 1: a text message from Xavier go look at rock story,
- 36:18Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I'm like.
- 36:20Speaker 3: It was it was ten minutes out. I was expecting
- 36:22Speaker 3: him by now to tell me.
- 36:24Speaker 2: I was I think I was like, right, I don't know.
- 36:25Speaker 2: I was riding bikes or doing something just flattered.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Y'all were talking about me, and I was like, what's
- 36:30Speaker 3: going on?
- 36:30Speaker 2: I was like, is he in the hospital again?
- 36:32Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 36:34Speaker 2: But then I'm like squirrel, Yeah.
- 36:37Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't got the scroll no more. I
- 36:40Speaker 6: went to Texas with my ex.
- 36:42Speaker 2: Them, motherfucking squirrel, and I'm saying, look how pretty I am? You? Motherfucker?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Went to Dapper day.
- 36:57Speaker 3: Man, I pull up address pretty well, was gonna say
- 37:01Speaker 3: it did look good on you?
- 37:02Speaker 6: Thank you?
- 37:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you got to say it on your
- 37:04Speaker 3: phone because got it?
- 37:06Speaker 6: Okay, So everything he does is gay, so so.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Talk about it. Rock. What was the whole reason?
- 37:13Speaker 6: Why why were you in a dress?
- 37:16Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 37:17Speaker 3: Yes?
- 37:18Speaker 2: Yeah? Is this like the one conversation we have before
- 37:21Speaker 2: You're like, I'm I'm I'm gay.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Listen, guys, I'm gonna really need you all to quit
- 37:28Speaker 3: dropping f bombs.
- 37:28Speaker 6: They hurt my feelings.
- 37:30Speaker 2: At that point, I was like, I told he's like,
- 37:32Speaker 2: he's like, the real reason I moved from Texas.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Came to California is to be free.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Bro?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Was it a music video? Was it? No?
- 37:44Speaker 3: It was a photo shoot.
- 37:46Speaker 6: So the long skinny of it is, I got a
- 37:51Speaker 6: bunch of friends, give us the full fat, full fat,
- 37:53Speaker 6: all the fat.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Yeah alright, alright, right, so got two hours.
- 37:57Speaker 6: But we've we've interviewed a part of here.
- 38:01Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's fine, that's fine. We got to be
- 38:05Speaker 2: we gotta be a little respectful. Yeah for Patreon. Yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 2: but no.
- 38:11Speaker 6: A Parna, who we've had on the show before. Her
- 38:14Speaker 6: and a group of friends have this immersive performative and
- 38:19Speaker 6: magazine thing called Nothing Special and it's mostly centered around
- 38:24Speaker 6: Andy Warholk and Edie Sedwick. So very nineteen sixties culture
- 38:29Speaker 6: blah blah blah, so last gay.
- 38:33Speaker 2: And it's gay like mod shit, what do you mean
- 38:36Speaker 2: mod or whatever they call it.
- 38:38Speaker 6: Oh, like just like that style of art.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:40Speaker 6: So, like last November and they're doing it again this November.
- 38:45Speaker 6: They do a live performance and it's like a monologue
- 38:48Speaker 6: like would be a one woman show, but there's three
- 38:50Speaker 6: of them and they're all playing the same character. It's
- 38:53Speaker 6: really interesting and you know it was hard to conceptualize,
- 38:56Speaker 6: but when you see it live, you're like, okay, it
- 38:58Speaker 6: works all right. So yeah, last year they threw the
- 39:02Speaker 6: they did four showings of that, and each night was
- 39:05Speaker 6: like a different theme kind of centered around like nineteen
- 39:09Speaker 6: sixties pop art kind of stuff. And then they made
- 39:14Speaker 6: a magazine with all the content they got from filming
- 39:17Speaker 6: and taking pictures of this shit. Right, So now they're
- 39:20Speaker 6: working on their second issue, which is what we were
- 39:23Speaker 6: doing all the photo shoots stuff for so and again
- 39:26Speaker 6: very andy.
- 39:27Speaker 2: You guys were each character or some.
- 39:29Speaker 6: I mean like so not so much that we were
- 39:31Speaker 6: like playing a specific character the whole day, but it
- 39:35Speaker 6: was like they had just gangs of costumes, you know.
- 39:40Speaker 6: So the first day is the one where I wore
- 39:42Speaker 6: the dress, and like I went there and they just had,
- 39:45Speaker 6: like I said, like grips of outfits. Man, I put
- 39:47Speaker 6: on like a gimpsuit. At one point I put on
- 39:50Speaker 6: the dress. Yeah, the gimpsuit sucked, honestly, like the Spider
- 39:53Speaker 6: Man suit.
- 39:54Speaker 2: Yeah damn.
- 39:56Speaker 3: But it's like all black leather with the zipper and
- 39:58Speaker 3: the Yeah.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:00Speaker 6: If you go to a part in this post, you
- 40:01Speaker 6: can see like a close up of me and that
- 40:03Speaker 6: that ship. It's goofy and weird.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Did you have to do anything? Like? I feel like
- 40:07Speaker 2: this is like a humiliation ritual before like your album
- 40:10Speaker 2: does really good.
- 40:13Speaker 3: You know, he doesn't even know that he just became
- 40:16Speaker 3: a humiliation ritual.
- 40:18Speaker 2: He's wondering, like damn.
- 40:21Speaker 1: His friends is Hollywood friends are all just like, man,
- 40:24Speaker 1: we're tired to hear Rock complain about like his music
- 40:26Speaker 1: is like it's like right there before he wants it
- 40:28Speaker 1: to be, let's make it happen for this listen.
- 40:30Speaker 2: And then they're just like we're all gonna just like
- 40:31Speaker 2: gang bang.
- 40:32Speaker 3: You remember the whole night was about? Remember the whole night?
- 40:35Speaker 3: Yeah right, oh no, no no, I didn't know. I
- 40:38Speaker 3: got really drunk the next day.
- 40:39Speaker 2: But we make the poll.
- 40:41Speaker 3: What's the poll?
- 40:42Speaker 2: What's the po that's okay?
- 40:43Speaker 3: People, have you ever talked to like have you ever
- 40:45Speaker 3: heard of or seen the videos on YouTube about like
- 40:48Speaker 3: uh like when you ever asked like Usher or Justin Bieber,
- 40:51Speaker 3: like how was it with diddyctally.
- 40:53Speaker 2: The vibes I'm getting right now where it's like they
- 40:55Speaker 2: never disclosed that though.
- 40:56Speaker 1: You notice how Usher and Diddy never but I'm like
- 40:59Speaker 1: they there was, it is documented that they spend that time.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Like that's the real that's the tea everybody wants to
- 41:04Speaker 1: hear bro like you know, like like everybody got off
- 41:07Speaker 1: Drake Bell's back when he talked about exactly what happened.
- 41:11Speaker 2: You notice that ship, Like, fools have to fucking just
- 41:13Speaker 2: say it like that way. Otherwise you just.
- 41:14Speaker 6: Got to own it and move on like bro.
- 41:17Speaker 2: Like, I feel like if they were to say it,
- 41:21Speaker 2: people would just be like, oh shit, fuck, we should
- 41:24Speaker 2: really stop making fun of this.
- 41:26Speaker 6: That part too, Yeah, they will still make fun of it, though,
- 41:29Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 41:29Speaker 1: I feel like fools got off like Drake Bell's back
- 41:31Speaker 1: after that. They were just like, look, he was like
- 41:34Speaker 1: gonna asphyxiate himself to death.
- 41:41Speaker 3: It's called turn it off from.
- 41:45Speaker 2: Yo.
- 41:45Speaker 6: I was gonna say, just to wrap up that story
- 41:47Speaker 6: real fast, because y'all are only hearing like the first
- 41:49Speaker 6: day and there's two days. But uh yeah, that first
- 41:53Speaker 6: day that was that was like all the weird costumes
- 41:55Speaker 6: and all that ship. And then the second day they
- 41:58Speaker 6: had a pork pool party, which is just like like
- 42:03Speaker 6: hyper sexualized pool party, so like a bunch of us
- 42:07Speaker 6: got naked, mostly women. I think there's like me and
- 42:09Speaker 6: two other guys there, and it was just like the
- 42:11Speaker 6: rest of them girls.
- 42:12Speaker 2: Where all the guys party.
- 42:15Speaker 6: I don't know, I wasn't paying attention to that man.
- 42:16Speaker 6: I was squeezing titties and like taking.
- 42:18Speaker 3: Pictures of ship.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Where was this party?
- 42:22Speaker 6: It wasn't an orgy, like we didn't have sex or
- 42:24Speaker 6: nothing kind of, but it was like, but it's supposed
- 42:27Speaker 6: to be the sixties, So yeah, yeah, I definitely got
- 42:31Speaker 6: real close to like one girl.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty great. But it was just like
- 42:35Speaker 3: like for sure, like like pretty fucking like how do
- 42:40Speaker 3: I say it?
- 42:42Speaker 2: Fuffed up? Right?
- 42:44Speaker 4: Me?
- 42:44Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow, this dude got pictures on his phone.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Girl. I told you I wasn't the only one who
- 42:55Speaker 2: said that.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Bro, But I was like, I don't need a blue chow.
- 42:58Speaker 2: I'm not saying you do, but you just it's a
- 43:00Speaker 2: it's a car show fo you the.
- 43:02Speaker 3: Car of you know, my shit just be fine on
- 43:04Speaker 3: its own.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Dog, I don't know why you need the fucking Look
- 43:07Speaker 2: the Moore Rider looks dope down there, but when be
- 43:09Speaker 2: has to take it out and drive it, he gets
- 43:10Speaker 2: a car wash. Damn it.
- 43:11Speaker 3: You know I washed my dick, you know what I mean?
- 43:16Speaker 3: Like just saying, dog, I'm just saying I didn't need it.
- 43:19Speaker 2: I am good to go on my own. So all
- 43:22Speaker 2: the dudes were hard.
- 43:24Speaker 6: I was maybe I don't know. I wasn't paying attention
- 43:27Speaker 6: to that, but I was. Yeah, I definitely was having
- 43:30Speaker 6: a good time.
- 43:31Speaker 3: I got to give it to you.
- 43:31Speaker 2: There's no way what would it take it take I
- 43:35Speaker 2: would have called the girl. I was like, hey, me
- 43:37Speaker 2: and ring On do it right, I'll be like all right,
- 43:38Speaker 2: me and Ray were talking about this earlier.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean there's nowhere to fucking that ship.
- 43:45Speaker 3: But no, like I've been talking to other girl.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Hey you think that good for you? Rock thank you.
- 43:51Speaker 7: In the in the sixties, remember that wood sock and ships.
- 43:55Speaker 2: Were the mud off. I wasn't even born, but yeah, like, no,
- 43:58Speaker 2: in the video you've never seen Yeah, no, no, it
- 44:01Speaker 2: looks all just all crazy.
- 44:04Speaker 7: It got with people and like back then they were
- 44:08Speaker 7: just doing a gang of psychedelics.
- 44:10Speaker 3: I actually have a question because we're considering rock Sting
- 44:13Speaker 3: of Humiliation ritual. If Netflix hit you up and said
- 44:18Speaker 3: you'll get a Netflix special tomorrow.
- 44:21Speaker 2: You gotta do.
- 44:22Speaker 3: But you gotta dress.
- 44:23Speaker 2: You gotta let Grimace fuck you dress.
- 44:30Speaker 3: You just gotta you just gotta do a blood and
- 44:32Speaker 3: blown out coote with with with concrete in a dress.
- 44:35Speaker 2: You gotta let the telly tub's run the train make
- 44:37Speaker 2: up you want to make up partment because because I
- 44:40Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to do it's sucking special tomorrow, you know.
- 44:46Speaker 2: But likely think Netflix offered him a look, we can
- 44:54Speaker 2: do this for you. They're just like, look, we'll get
- 44:57Speaker 2: you a whole new grill.
- 45:00Speaker 3: We'll give it teeth before the special because you.
- 45:02Speaker 2: Need the damn top price. That'd be crazy though.
- 45:08Speaker 1: At some point though, like all the way the process
- 45:10Speaker 1: food is, but everybody's gonna need one of the dentures
- 45:12Speaker 1: when you get older. Bro, there's all that ship's sucking
- 45:14Speaker 1: your teeth up, and like eventually everybody's That's why everybody,
- 45:17Speaker 1: that's why veneers are becoming so popular. At some point,
- 45:19Speaker 1: it's just gonna become they're gonna make a set of
- 45:21Speaker 1: a set of fucking teeth that you pop in just
- 45:23Speaker 1: like just it'll be like a yeah, like on a track.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Just you just have it that way. You know, you
- 45:29Speaker 2: don't have to put glue and ship.
- 45:30Speaker 6: Yeah, don't they filew your ship down for veneers.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Yeah, But at the end of the day, it's like
- 45:36Speaker 1: everybody's teeth are kind of like it there because of
- 45:38Speaker 1: the quality of process food. It's fucking crazy. I was
- 45:41Speaker 1: looking at l was dicking into that ship. Somebody said,
- 45:43Speaker 1: a straight to DVD movie deal. He food, stop fucking
- 45:46Speaker 1: finger fucking the truck. Oh yeah, let me tell you
- 45:48Speaker 1: a story of.
- 45:48Speaker 6: Why why wait finger fucking the truck.
- 45:51Speaker 2: Yeah, he's over here. He's like, he's like rubbing up
- 45:53Speaker 2: the like circling the pictures of the truck and his phone.
- 45:55Speaker 2: He's like, Oh, I can see myself inside you already. Yeah,
- 46:01Speaker 2: that's that's the I wasn't even lying, bro, tell me
- 46:03Speaker 2: take his phone down.
- 46:04Speaker 3: Definitely gonnau my bitch and that drug.
- 46:06Speaker 6: But I'm definitely gonna fuck that truck.
- 46:09Speaker 2: He's like, dual exhaust, two holes, other seats.
- 46:14Speaker 6: I can just any port in the storm.
- 46:16Speaker 2: He's like, if I fold the seat down into vagina,
- 46:23Speaker 2: turtle wax, were good.
- 46:23Speaker 3: To go, wipe it off for the armor, all wipe
- 46:29Speaker 3: at when I'm done, When I'm done, when I'm done,
- 46:31Speaker 3: we gotta give it the shine.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Bells on rags.
- 46:33Speaker 6: It's got a fucking shammy in the bag. That's my
- 46:36Speaker 6: cum shammy.
- 46:37Speaker 2: You gotta put an air filter so airfresh smell smell
- 46:41Speaker 2: like new car bleach your nuts. That's kind of weird
- 46:46Speaker 2: to ask Ron hold on, hold on. He was like,
- 46:50Speaker 2: he's like, you gotta get the air pressure. Time out,
- 46:52Speaker 2: time out, hold on. I know that is everybody here
- 46:54Speaker 2: that you see what rock doesn't come smell back.
- 46:57Speaker 3: That does never smell like at all. I wouldn't even
- 46:59Speaker 3: know how to tell you if it's good bad.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I'm never like like.
- 47:03Speaker 3: Like, I'm just saying what you mentioned, needing an air fresh,
- 47:06Speaker 3: air freshener after a fucking your car, Yeah, car sacks.
- 47:11Speaker 3: We were talking about you fucking the car, not having
- 47:14Speaker 3: sex in the.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Car, have a little puddle. Yeah, compliments to the chef,
- 47:21Speaker 2: compliments to the ship.
- 47:22Speaker 10: Yeah, talks about I don't believe him, but he's gonna
- 47:27Speaker 10: talks about boning some chick and it was super cold
- 47:31Speaker 10: and you had the window open and on her back.
- 47:34Speaker 3: And he saw the steam.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I believe that.
- 47:37Speaker 3: I was like, oh, where you boning?
- 47:39Speaker 2: It was in the car Antarctic.
- 47:42Speaker 1: It was in the car for I was like young,
- 47:43Speaker 1: and I was just like, you know, because if you
- 47:45Speaker 1: remember everything when you're younger, bro, when you start getting
- 47:47Speaker 1: some pussy, like you know, you're you're just like, damn.
- 47:50Speaker 2: Man, this girl, let's me all the time, right, So
- 47:52Speaker 2: then like but then you don't have nowhere to fuck
- 47:54Speaker 2: because you're young.
- 47:54Speaker 1: You're just frish out of high school. So they just
- 47:56Speaker 1: this girl had a car, bro, and then like it
- 47:58Speaker 1: was cold. Bro was in the winter, bro, like just
- 48:01Speaker 1: going and they just see it just like kind of
- 48:03Speaker 1: landing and just like what the fuck?
- 48:04Speaker 2: Bro? I just saw it was like the gun smoke.
- 48:06Speaker 2: It was like the smoke to the gun, like the yeah,
- 48:09Speaker 2: like like like low key like animated way, but yeah,
- 48:14Speaker 2: that can happen, bro, Like if you ever like, it
- 48:17Speaker 2: can happen with your ship at your pissuse.
- 48:20Speaker 3: Your ship's gonna be warm to anything. Body is gonna
- 48:22Speaker 3: be Where are you guys shipping on?
- 48:24Speaker 2: Like okay, let's just say your ship doesn't fall in
- 48:26Speaker 2: the water and it hits some of the side of
- 48:28Speaker 2: the wall.
- 48:28Speaker 3: You don't have a heater or do you live in Detroit?
- 48:31Speaker 2: I mean you've never been camping food, like you know
- 48:33Speaker 2: what I mean, Like when you're camping, that's what you
- 48:36Speaker 2: don't know? This ship like that, bro, Like that's what
- 48:38Speaker 2: I noticed. I was like, Oh, that's what steaming ship
- 48:40Speaker 2: is called. You know what I mean when they take
- 48:43Speaker 2: a leak outside because look, camping that's the only one
- 48:46Speaker 2: that makes sense.
- 48:47Speaker 6: He's the pee, that's the only thing.
- 48:48Speaker 3: He's just like, oh yeah, pissing outside the cold death,
- 48:52Speaker 3: because if I haven't taken a ship outside and forever
- 48:55Speaker 3: take a ship outside, person, what are you talking about?
- 48:58Speaker 2: Food?
- 48:58Speaker 1: Like camping even when you know when you go camping,
- 49:00Speaker 1: they have those metal toilets right that the ones in jail,
- 49:02Speaker 1: and they have little bit of water.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Bro.
- 49:04Speaker 1: So like when you're taking ship and you're wiping your ass,
- 49:06Speaker 1: you're like, is that steam coming out of my ship?
- 49:09Speaker 2: You're just like, what the hell'm and flush the ship down.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Somebody commented steam zone.
- 49:15Speaker 2: Hey, you know what fucking I want to go camping? Dog?
- 49:19Speaker 2: You have a family, Why don't you like nobody like
- 49:23Speaker 2: he actually he has no friends too, Like he's like camping, No,
- 49:26Speaker 2: I want to go camping, but it's like real camping
- 49:28Speaker 2: or liked and then but then it's how fucking hot, Dog.
- 49:32Speaker 6: Well, don't go now going Like October's with man.
- 49:37Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna go fucking camping said, we're gonna
- 49:40Speaker 2: make that road trip, but let's make it happen. Let
- 49:43Speaker 2: me go some fucking the dates so we could get
- 49:46Speaker 2: that ship open and then ready, you gotta be on
- 49:48Speaker 2: the road again. We got to make sure you do
- 49:49Speaker 2: it on days rock works going.
- 49:52Speaker 3: I work a lot, so not hard to do.
- 49:56Speaker 2: Imagine his job. He was liker, we're trying to chase
- 49:59Speaker 2: ock you. I had supported, they supported, they saw you
- 50:04Speaker 2: put that dress on. They're like, they never get fired though, Yeah, bro,
- 50:08Speaker 2: you can run that shop. Is the higher path is yours?
- 50:11Speaker 3: Now you can be you can be like I posted
- 50:13Speaker 3: this video and then and they fired me.
- 50:15Speaker 2: No, Like, now Rocket is the new owner of the
- 50:17Speaker 2: Higher Power.
- 50:18Speaker 3: And then we'll fire you from here too, so you'd
- 50:19Speaker 3: be like, and I got fired from both.
- 50:21Speaker 6: My jobs, and you can plays that story we really want,
- 50:23Speaker 6: and then I can sue you for like what five bucks?
- 50:27Speaker 3: Zone, you'd be suing Zone. Mostly I can't even get
- 50:29Speaker 3: a loan, so luck with that.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Hey, the security camera has him saying, I hate crime.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Lift up your mic. Oh we have a hate crime?
- 50:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, lift up your mic dude, because hey, dude,
- 50:40Speaker 2: it reminds me. It reminds me of of of.
- 50:46Speaker 1: What happened to me yesterday on the bike ride. I
- 50:51Speaker 1: got violated by the menu bike dog.
- 50:53Speaker 2: What oh the fucking went up?
- 50:57Speaker 1: So food like, so I I couldn't wait to ride
- 51:00Speaker 1: my bike, right, you got one let one? Okay, So
- 51:04Speaker 1: I built I built my clunker, right, So it's a
- 51:06Speaker 1: it's a it's an old school Swin body with turned
- 51:09Speaker 1: into a BMX bike, right, so it has like classic
- 51:12Speaker 1: GT parts and it has about the nineteen eighty four
- 51:14Speaker 1: swing body, original pain and everything. And I like the
- 51:17Speaker 1: homie J shout out to him Jay for building it. Blanco,
- 51:21Speaker 1: and I ordered this badass low rider sheet that goes
- 51:24Speaker 1: with it, but Amazon had a.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Delivery Wednesday, but I didn't go back home. Homies, like,
- 51:29Speaker 2: all I have is a narrow as GT seat on there, right,
- 51:31Speaker 2: and it's hard plastic as old school, and I'm like,
- 51:34Speaker 2: fuck it, we're gonna go on an easy ride. The
- 51:36Speaker 2: little fucking yeah, little skinny one food fuck no yeah.
- 51:40Speaker 2: And like even the foods that ride all the time
- 51:42Speaker 2: that like food. I don't even ride in those seats.
- 51:44Speaker 2: And I was like race or ass food, yeah, food,
- 51:46Speaker 2: And I was just like, he's not good at like.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Riding standing up.
- 51:52Speaker 2: I am not made. I don't know, I get it,
- 51:56Speaker 2: but they're a little bit roasting you. And I was
- 51:57Speaker 2: like a beach cruiser scene get it. So I have
- 52:03Speaker 2: a beach cruiser seat from my cheep, from my from
- 52:05Speaker 2: my BMX that's playing. But the one I have the
- 52:08Speaker 2: one fat food ship too. Yeah, the new the new
- 52:11Speaker 2: one that I got food. I got this Like that's
- 52:13Speaker 2: like it's like a three hundred dollars fucking seat that
- 52:16Speaker 2: is like a low rider style seat that's just.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Gonna complete this fucking bike. And it's fucking baller. It's leather,
- 52:22Speaker 1: it's it's such a baller seat. But wait when I'm
- 52:24Speaker 1: bringing that one back, that's my beach cruiser bike. That
- 52:26Speaker 1: ship is like it's as bad as they tell me.
- 52:28Speaker 2: You should go biking with us. Honestly, out of all
- 52:31Speaker 2: the things that happened that I've tried to like just
- 52:33Speaker 2: like cut some weight that ship has here. That ship
- 52:36Speaker 2: fucking has helped me out the most. That's just really
- 52:38Speaker 2: like helping me cut way like quick. I'll literally get
- 52:40Speaker 2: the scale. Like I don't have a bike, though I
- 52:42Speaker 2: have a bike, all ride it. I'll go out for
- 52:46Speaker 2: one of those night you're gonna.
- 52:48Speaker 3: Spare bike, bitch, you're over here telling me to go
- 52:50Speaker 3: buy buy two bikes. Let me borrow a bike. Hey,
- 52:53Speaker 3: Tommy asked first, Well, I mean, I'm not gonna go
- 52:55Speaker 3: on the same day as Tommy. I got I got
- 52:58Speaker 3: a question that sounds weird. I mean used to work
- 53:00Speaker 3: and run a lot. Why don't you think you were
- 53:02Speaker 3: losing as much way as you are now? Because I'm
- 53:04Speaker 3: happy for you, I'm not even hating, but like why
- 53:06Speaker 3: because you were putting a lot of work.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Well, because I think running seven miles like or like
- 53:09Speaker 1: or six miles on a consistent like pace is good.
- 53:12Speaker 1: It's more better for your heart than actually burning something
- 53:14Speaker 1: as compared to the bike like where it's like they're
- 53:17Speaker 1: certain it's it's it's up and down to the beach.
- 53:21Speaker 1: It's up and down incline. Now from here, I've been
- 53:23Speaker 1: to the beach because I go from Culver City to
- 53:25Speaker 1: the beach. Though, like don the bike just okay, So
- 53:28Speaker 1: that's that's still pretty.
- 53:29Speaker 2: That's a cruise. Though it's tired. We could all do
- 53:31Speaker 2: it twenty six miles. It's like fourteen in total, like
- 53:34Speaker 2: fourteen fifteen you'll be seven there and back. Yeah, seven,
- 53:37Speaker 2: Well that's like just getting there.
- 53:38Speaker 1: But like I like to go like where the factories
- 53:40Speaker 1: are at, so it'll be like maybe like a good
- 53:42Speaker 1: twenty two miles total.
- 53:43Speaker 3: They block that full three ten eas on that exercise
- 53:46Speaker 3: and showing man.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Fuck you, yeah, fucking what the hell.
- 53:51Speaker 3: We's going to be cool homies right now, we're wearing dresses,
- 53:53Speaker 3: We're talking about weight loss. This is a progressive podcast.
- 53:56Speaker 2: Now.
- 53:56Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna keep talking about your father and daughter bike.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Fuck you. I had. I was. I was let him
- 54:08Speaker 2: laugh it to It's like, look at you had my back.
- 54:11Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, you build me up just to
- 54:13Speaker 2: break me down, like I'm one of your horse.
- 54:15Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not gonna lie.
- 54:17Speaker 2: I was here and I was like, man, everybody was going.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Kids showed up. You're like, even your kids here.
- 54:22Speaker 3: I know I would have I would join the politics
- 54:25Speaker 3: crew that day, but I didn't have no bid. No,
- 54:27Speaker 3: it looks fun like literally you guys were mobbing hobby.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Where do you go though? I mean I ride on
- 54:34Speaker 2: Mondays with like the l A riders. Shout out to
- 54:35Speaker 2: the LA riders.
- 54:36Speaker 1: They like, do a tough ride, like we'll do anything
- 54:38Speaker 1: from like it has a minimum twenty miles good Windesday ride.
- 54:42Speaker 1: The Wednesday rider is at least like fifteen tops because
- 54:44Speaker 1: be real, I will lead that one fo.
- 54:46Speaker 2: All right cool. I'm gonna do that one because I
- 54:47Speaker 2: know that this one. No steph, steph tone goes to
- 54:51Speaker 2: that one, and you don't know. You don't be you
- 54:52Speaker 2: don't be trying to ride hard. He likes cruising. I'll
- 54:54Speaker 2: go that one. I'll be hitting Willies though the whole
- 54:56Speaker 2: time though you don't even know how to. If you
- 54:57Speaker 2: If I see you hit it Willie and I can't
- 54:59Speaker 2: and I want to do it, I'm gonna be jealous.
- 55:01Speaker 3: Dog.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Do you have the big tire ones? I have a
- 55:03Speaker 2: big day. Oh, they don't put money. We're gonna put
- 55:09Speaker 2: We're gonna win this a Thompson grew moment.
- 55:12Speaker 3: Bro, you better put a homet on.
- 55:13Speaker 2: You got kids. Well, I got a sick ass helmet
- 55:16Speaker 2: with the watermelon the construction help me.
- 55:21Speaker 3: Hard at put on a jellow vest as well.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes out dressed like the y m C
- 55:32Speaker 1: A guy. Yeah not, but if anybody does have if
- 55:37Speaker 1: anybody's trying to join, I mean, just hit me up.
- 55:39Speaker 3: Bro.
- 55:39Speaker 2: It's like we go writing on Wednesday for yesterday, dog
- 55:42Speaker 2: fucking be real. It took us to the food. He
- 55:44Speaker 2: did us grimy yesterday, dog fool You know Fifth Street?
- 55:48Speaker 3: Oh no, he took you on skid row Fifth I
- 55:53Speaker 3: used to work on. First of all, First of all,
- 55:56Speaker 3: the only reason.
- 55:57Speaker 2: The only reason we ever had to go back there's because,
- 56:00Speaker 2: fuck you, ro Ho. It is your fault. You can't
- 56:03Speaker 2: fucking talk. Let's get tacos. Let's get tacos. Like that,
- 56:06Speaker 2: we're fucking going to burn fucking calories. You fucking jerk down.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Everybody has a six pack. I was like this guy,
- 56:11Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, we're gonna get tacos. I'm like, Bro,
- 56:13Speaker 2: stop by the fucking ducking yeah, before you fucking come
- 56:15Speaker 2: bike ride, Bro. I was like, because b ro was
- 56:18Speaker 2: kind of getting it.
- 56:18Speaker 1: He's like, shut the fuck up, Bro, we're trying to
- 56:20Speaker 1: ride bikes and like on that yeah shp. So so
- 56:23Speaker 1: like then he's like, fine, let's go ahead to the
- 56:25Speaker 1: little Tokyo right because we were not we we're riding
- 56:27Speaker 1: around the stadium and doing all this, all this ship
- 56:29Speaker 1: around locally on Figure Roll and all this ship and
- 56:31Speaker 1: then we and then Bros like he takes us on
- 56:34Speaker 1: Fifth Street, Bro, and I'm and I'm like, you know,
- 56:37Speaker 1: before we get to the streets, f starts getting bad.
- 56:39Speaker 1: I'm like, I start going to the ride.
- 56:40Speaker 3: I was like, we go make it right right, you know,
- 56:42Speaker 3: like you I was like, we don't want to go
- 56:44Speaker 3: down there.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Yeah, like because I literally I busted one of those
- 56:47Speaker 2: where I was like like, you know, I'm like literally
- 56:50Speaker 2: I'm like, nope, not going there, you know, like for
- 56:52Speaker 2: sure not going there. And then he's like what are
- 56:53Speaker 2: you doing? And then he's leading us through there, and
- 56:55Speaker 2: bro that ship is active at fucking like ten o'clock
- 56:58Speaker 2: at night.
- 56:58Speaker 3: Broh, dude, it looks like a walking dead.
- 57:01Speaker 2: Dude. It is so crazy. Bro like that ship driving
- 57:05Speaker 2: like riding through that ship food.
- 57:08Speaker 1: I felt like like, you know when like some of
- 57:10Speaker 1: these bogs goes like I'm going now through the dangerous
- 57:13Speaker 1: fucking hood and HATI.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Hatire in the corner. Oh there's there's a little Winnie fires.
- 57:18Speaker 2: Earlier on, there's people screaming and I heard a fucking
- 57:21Speaker 2: chick scream in afar food and I was just like
- 57:23Speaker 2: like what something is happening to this beach? Like I
- 57:26Speaker 2: just like, let me just get out of here. I
- 57:27Speaker 2: got a pidal faster.
- 57:27Speaker 3: I'm scared. For two years, I worked on Fifth and
- 57:32Speaker 3: Stanford right over there off of the Olympic. Dude, that
- 57:35Speaker 3: ship I mean it's skared row baby. I saw people
- 57:37Speaker 3: ship on the street, like.
- 57:39Speaker 1: I mean, there was some There's hell of fucking dogs there.
- 57:42Speaker 1: All homeless people have dogs, a majority of them, and
- 57:45Speaker 1: cool dogs too.
- 57:47Speaker 2: I feel bad for the dogs doing tricks.
- 57:51Speaker 3: You see a homeless dog.
- 57:53Speaker 2: Dollar their dog dust, you're gonna get that that do
- 58:00Speaker 2: a spin. He's gonna lay down and he's gonna get
- 58:01Speaker 2: the bow and then give me a.
- 58:03Speaker 3: Little just all the things. Dogs normally just put.
- 58:07Speaker 2: The dollar in his mouth.
- 58:09Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I mean yeah, I just I just did
- 58:12Speaker 1: not like being in the midst of all that because like, well,
- 58:15Speaker 1: honestly there was there was like how many people.
- 58:17Speaker 2: It wasn't that many.
- 58:18Speaker 3: It was like a fools hell no enough people.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm like, there's like too many of them.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Who notices one of you fools?
- 58:25Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like it's it's don't don't I mean,
- 58:28Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I know, you know, yeah, I'm
- 58:31Speaker 1: going to do what if?
- 58:32Speaker 2: Hey, what if you would have got a flat tire
- 58:34Speaker 2: right there. That's the one thing that I kept thinking
- 58:36Speaker 2: the whole time.
- 58:36Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm riding my new bike and I'm like,
- 58:39Speaker 1: please God not let my chain get popped off, oh yeah,
- 58:45Speaker 1: or like yeah, like hey, get take a rope next
- 58:48Speaker 1: time so they could pool you.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Somebody can pool you. Dog about to say.
- 58:51Speaker 6: They also got like a huge like bike ring going
- 58:54Speaker 6: on out there, man, like jack and bikes and ship
- 58:56Speaker 6: Like I said all the fucking time when I was
- 58:58Speaker 6: down there, So why did why did he take you
- 59:01Speaker 6: down there?
- 59:02Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know, bro, he I even asked him.
- 59:04Speaker 2: I was like, hey, you can't, like, don't don't do
- 59:06Speaker 2: that again, bro, Like this is like you probably didn't
- 59:08Speaker 2: know he was. He I'm trying to hook it, right.
- 59:13Speaker 3: I just thought like a fun street to go down.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Like like I'm like, I'm old enough to drink, bro,
- 59:19Speaker 2: you don't have to give me this, Like this is
- 59:21Speaker 2: what happens when you start doing drugs. It's it's it's
- 59:25Speaker 2: a little bit too late father, you know, like he
- 59:27Speaker 2: was shaking you up.
- 59:28Speaker 6: He's like, better behavior, worker this we're gonna end Yeah,
- 59:30Speaker 6: this is where you're gonna end up.
- 59:32Speaker 2: And and of course everybody who hasn't been down there
- 59:34Speaker 2: is just like going like this, and I'm like, don't
- 59:36Speaker 2: fill the fucking jombies, bro. I'm like, they don't like
- 59:39Speaker 2: to be filmed just keep going because the only thing
- 59:42Speaker 2: that I kept hearing, I was like, because they have
- 59:44Speaker 2: weapons down there, bro, like, don't think that they just
- 59:46Speaker 2: don't throw some have straps dog foods half straps down there?
- 59:52Speaker 2: Dog were crazy? Ask who with the gun?
- 59:55Speaker 1: Like sho you hear some fucking skunting and then just
- 59:58Speaker 1: like you're just like what are heard him say something?
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: I don't just start spraying fools because I watched this
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: fool that he films just downtown. He's like, we're right here.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: And then food, but there was some food and he's
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: he just started hitting some food with the bat. He's hey, chill, chill.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: He's like nope, because.
- 1:00:15Speaker 7: They tried to jump them and then he came out
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: with the bat and he just started hitting fools on
- 1:00:19Speaker 7: on video.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: It's just a video of some fool filming. You just
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: put your and he's just chasing him across the street
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: and you can see him that food just starts tating.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Never went the bat. Fuck you, hey, Rex said crazy
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: ship bump ship Rex in the chat room and said,
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: he said, be real, was I keep doing Glo beethos son.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: I haven't even done Glo be thoes in a while.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Bro, like.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: The homies been trying he you know, he's a he's
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: a he's a pharmacist of many kinds. And he keeps
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, fool, you work here for saying or something, bro.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: Because he was trying to offer me like these little
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: miner like micro NOS tanks. Right, He's like, hey man,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: He's like, I got the NOS tanks on deck now.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: He's like, and it's just like the best brand. It's
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: the EU old Gas, right, And I'm like, hey man,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: like chill, bro, I got my challenge amount tized because
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: of that the first time. And I was like and
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: me and Steptne kind of pushed it really far to
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: the point where we don't really want to do it.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: I think we both got scared off of it. Like
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: going on the road trip, Yeah, for sure, we're taking
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: taking the baby tank, baby tank, baby tank. Were going
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: on the road. We're gonna take man.
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: Just for the big foot think and yeah, that's what
- 1:01:26Speaker 6: I need you to do it.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: The next time your daddy Sam has your leave already,
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: tell him be like, hey can you who can you
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: hook me up? That's like a big foot? Yeah? No,
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: not get like, who's the who's a big foot expert
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: that we could go have.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: A drive to them and like show you gotta look
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: it up and something, because they have looking They've had
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: several people on the on this podcast, so I'm sure
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: that like he knows.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: I believe in Bigfoot? Would that foot? No, But I
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: think i'd be Harry and the Henderson.
- 1:01:55Speaker 7: I kind of wouldn't be scared of him because you
- 1:01:56Speaker 7: wouldn't have like they know bigfoot attacks. But if I
- 1:01:59Speaker 7: seen him, I would be like, that's fucking crazy, like
- 1:02:02Speaker 7: he really doesn't exist, because I really think they do exist.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Food going after they have to chasing him, Like if
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: you see big food, you starts running?
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Are you?
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: Are you scared? Are you like I gotta catch this
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: fool to go by.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: To Like No, I'll just probably just be so tripped
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: up that I'm seeing him that I wouldn't be like.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: Gona go he's try No, we talked about this, he's
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: gonna try to get him high. Yeah, I would really
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: try to shoot that.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: I wouldn't just him, honestly, well, I wouldn't shoot that food,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: and that's that food possessed like like a threat presented
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: a threat.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: But if he's he starts roaring or doing something scary
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, like you have no choice, you got
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: no tice, You got no choice.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Bro, you gotta you got a big food Corrido, big
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: fucking reggae song.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: No lane contin and uh yeah these and because me
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: Como jungle, non call, no.
- 1:03:05Speaker 9: Seba and you midamas elbow, big food parquea.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Fucking Tommy dog Yeah, Tommy a little fucking you know,
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: I'm saying big for Corrido.
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: Going for him when we're out there.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Steps gonna do the guitar food. Oh my god, by
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: the end of the trip, fucking that wood. Stephone is
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: gonna be doing drink. You're gonna be fucking fucking Papa Papa.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Okay, so step he doesn't know how to play like
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Mexican music.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: I know by the end of the by the end
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: of the trip, he's gonna be We're gonna be playing
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: songs and what incident that was gonna be.
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: Tdtn't It'll be like fucking ah sick fool the ship too.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: I didn't even know this, but they did a DEPTHTNES
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: to the cover of was it Sleepwalking?
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Oh fucking Johnny and Santo fucking back in the day.
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I had no idea, just stumbled upon it randomly.
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: I was like, that's fucking sick. So yeah, maybe maybe
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: he could do some fumingco guitar.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: You know, Hell yeah do that ship.
- 1:04:28Speaker 6: I gotta get you some beats too, man, we gotta
- 1:04:30Speaker 6: we gotta figure something out. Do you have a way
- 1:04:32Speaker 6: to record stuff at your place as well?
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: No?
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: No, tango. Hey Tommy, what would you? What is it?
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: What's the question that I asked you about the aliens?
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: You're like, hey, man, they pull up to your they
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: pull up to your window and they tell you. They're like,
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: hey man, you gotta throw it down, and then you know,
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: if you win, We're not raping you throwing down.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: I'm throwing up, just throw throw food what I almost
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: little used to be scared of aliens, Dog, because you
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: had fear of being inducted too.
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:04Speaker 7: When I was a kid, like Dog I was. I
- 1:05:07Speaker 7: would be looking out the window and ship like in
- 1:05:09Speaker 7: the night. I'd be like, fuck, Dog, I think I
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: seen some shit. And then one time I was laying
- 1:05:14Speaker 7: down on the bed and the light was still on
- 1:05:17Speaker 7: in the hallway and I opened my door and there
- 1:05:20Speaker 7: was a fan right here, like a round fan. And
- 1:05:23Speaker 7: when I opened the door, the curtain, the reflection looked
- 1:05:27Speaker 7: like an alien shaped head.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, I fucking crawled out my
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: fucking bed, going down the hallway with my dad's like,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing.
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: I was like, look at the door in the side,
- 1:05:39Speaker 7: fucking cracked out, little kid scared of alien tool. But
- 1:05:43Speaker 7: because we seen a UFO dogging little kids, we fucking
- 1:05:47Speaker 7: there was a UFO, Like did we see during the day.
- 1:05:50Speaker 7: They was just sitting there and then it fucking moved
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: and then it came back, and then it came lower,
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: and then it went up and then it went away,
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: and we're like, what the fuck?
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Some crazy shit, damn. And that shit kind of tripped
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: me out. So I was always afraid of fucking Indians.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, they've seen us.
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: I feel like I saw a UFO once.
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: And it's funny because I can find a YouTube video
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: that captured it too.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: Oh I got I got I got one, I got
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: one round.
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: It was a cl fest in austin twenty thirteen, and
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: I was just sitting there and then I see like,
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: and this is before like drones and all that shit
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: were a thing, and I just see these three lights
- 1:06:26Speaker 6: kind of like an upside down triangle formation go flying
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: over aliens.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so three Yeah, it's three lights.
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: But dude, like they just like I remember watching it
- 1:06:39Speaker 6: go over me and then just go off into the
- 1:06:40Speaker 6: distance and keep going.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: And I had no idea what it was.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: But it was a drone show.
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: It was before drones, I know.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: But you know, you never know, they've had probably had
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: those for a while. You know, we just probably just
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: stare at the but sometimes you see some shit up there.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: All right, I got one? What would you rather have? Aliens?
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: They show up exavier and they tell you that, like, hey,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: you're gonna get pregnant or we're gonna rape you.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Which would are you choosing?
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: Like you're still raping you if you get pregnant. No, no, no,
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: no no no, Just like I'm just gonna know they
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: don't have to get pregnant one and done now they
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: like they're like Jesus Christ and pregnant. You bro, I
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: don't want to be like the Virgin Mary.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: You know that. That's what I'm saying. Like you get
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: like they just pan of seed and then you get.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Pregnant magically or like or like they could be doped
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: like your kids, like milch.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: You wouldn't get to keep it.
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: There's a whole surrogate mother thing.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: But I know it's my baby, though I can ask
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: for to me that it's gonna want to take it
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: to its mother.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Why did Elon Musk? Did he already? But he's thinking
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: like a bob, did you don't take my alien? Shy
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: take my alien baby?
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: You don't think you don't think the Virgin of Mary
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: was mad when they killed Jesus.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the whole point.
- 1:07:51Speaker 6: Well, I mean, what's really funny is hearing an alien
- 1:07:53Speaker 6: talk about having an alien baby?
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: Which one would you choose? Tell me, I think I'll
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: do the thing the same thing, get pregnant and then
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: fucking be a fucking one the first motherfucker the guy
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: pregnant by a fucking alien.
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: I'm not trying to piss out a baby dog, No.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: Get right by, I take it. Yeah, I just figured
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: out what if it was like a fucking spider though
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: when you did pete, it was just eggs and they
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: were hoping to little baby aliens. They were like you
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: were pee.
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: When they landed, they'd be like they were just scattered away,
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: just a little aliens, Spider, No, that's how they.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Are pregnated you. Yeah, but then you'd be like a
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: stop it is stopping you from going pee? And how
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: do they do that?
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: We being but being pregnant, like it wouldn't be like
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: think about it, like you have to you have to
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: take all the stuff that like we go through as
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: like humans, right like that you're trying to.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: You're gonna, yeah, you're gonna have to have You're gonna
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: have the stuff because Aliens, you can other baby in there,
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: dogde Rockies, Like you'd rather just have one rough night.
- 1:08:58Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not trying to do months of that and
- 1:09:01Speaker 6: then whatever responsibility and everything else that comes with that ship.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: What if it busts out like predators, That's.
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: What I'm saying. Fucking alien.
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: Yeah no that that dude, man, pregnancy is just fucking weird.
- 1:09:12Speaker 6: Like I'm you know, it makes sense, but it's also
- 1:09:15Speaker 6: just like those you know, women walking around to fucking
- 1:09:18Speaker 6: another human being in them and ship and just like
- 1:09:20Speaker 6: flipping around and like kicking and ship. I don't know, dude, Yeah, dog,
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: I think I'd be super creeped out. I had a
- 1:09:26Speaker 6: little person in me.
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: That's pretty Yeah, Junior is a great movie. Yeah, that's
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: some ship though. Remember that movie Twins with Danny the
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: video and Arno so the video that.
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: Movie, any the video?
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Is he a midgent? He is a little he's just
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: five for eleven. That's that's taking a SERI. How tall
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: is Danny DeVito? All our theories gonna go off where
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: they recognize Art's four ten inches for ten?
- 1:10:00Speaker 6: What qualifies as a little person?
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: Under four nine? Damn for under four seven? I think.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: So he's amazed considered he's a little person, little.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Person, he's just pretty see I think four nine or
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: maybe Google said four ten?
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: Are you Google?
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Gang?
- 1:10:19Speaker 7: But he's never he's never been considered a little person
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: like like and and when he was on Cheers and
- 1:10:28Speaker 7: all that, they never were like oh this also that
- 1:10:31Speaker 7: was before he never came out and supported by the
- 1:10:34Speaker 7: fucking little people.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: I just watched Austin Powers.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: He lifted the he pulled the latter up with him
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: talking people.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: I'd be like, Hey, I fucking look up to this guy.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: He's fucking like me.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: You know what, I didn't know to this year twice,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Like I didn't know we just could drive tw I
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: saw one on the freeway.
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: Of course, where do you see one?
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: Yeah, like I saw Little People, Big World. They fucking
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: do everything that's a movie. Factors and ship that's a movie. Food.
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: They could do whatever they even I'm telling you they
- 1:11:01Speaker 7: fool the cars Little People World.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: The gas pedal just comes up all to to where
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: they can press it. So where did you see this?
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: And then they have a booster seat? Tell me where
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: did you see the show Little People, Big World. It's
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: a show on TV.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: It's one of those those female channels like.
- 1:11:18Speaker 6: On Life TV female channels.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: It's on it's a female channel.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: And then like e CLC Dog, everything else should.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: Be on TC. You should go home improvement shows.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: Where do you think home improvement is on TLC Dog?
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Not the fucking sitcom food Like he's talking about learning
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: how to be shit food.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Exactly like Bob Vila and all that ship. Are you good?
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: You you have a like a pad? Are you handyman?
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: Thomas? I know how to fix me a sandwich? Now
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: before I didn't needs to be like that, But now
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: I could do a lot of ship just from work.
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: What's the last home?
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: A lot of Tommy has.
- 1:11:54Speaker 7: That just building ship at my house. Dog My girl
- 1:11:57Speaker 7: always has me building ship building one. Let me the
- 1:11:59Speaker 7: whole can bed, a fucking like band frame and all
- 1:12:02Speaker 7: this everything that comes in. She's like building ship, a
- 1:12:05Speaker 7: biggers dresser, everything, food, draws and everything.
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Like he's acting like you went and looked at the
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: tree's like okay, I'm gonna start right here.
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: Like he was justitting there too.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: I said, yo, Amazon dropped this off. There's an instruction
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: pattern side. Can you build it?
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: And you tell me over here?
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: Coming over here like no.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Building? She drops. She takes me to the woods. We
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: pick out a tree, I chop it down and I
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: have to build this fucking furniture for her. You're sitting
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: there with a chainsaw, like, yeah, you put on that
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: black white panel.
- 1:12:47Speaker 7: Just an axe, no shirt on an ax over here,
- 1:12:52Speaker 7: just chopping wood down, but like a beaver, like a beaver.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: I listened. I listened to the wood.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: Do you even cut your own grass?
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: On me?
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Even cut your own grasses? I got a man of comes.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: I wanted to get a uh uh uh lawnmower.
- 1:13:09Speaker 6: Riding lawnmower.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: Man to dog, I want to You're not gonna do it.
- 1:13:15Speaker 6: So right now, you get somebody else to do your.
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: Man comes and Apple gets down in my yard though,
- 1:13:21Speaker 7: and then the neighbor's like, hey, who does your yard,
- 1:13:24Speaker 7: this fool? So now he I kind of feel bad
- 1:13:26Speaker 7: because the other little fools that would come and eat
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: lunch on my grass and ship they don't come and
- 1:13:31Speaker 7: cut the grass somewhere. So my gardener does like three
- 1:13:34Speaker 7: houses now, and he's like, hey man, I'm like, well, dog,
- 1:13:38Speaker 7: you'd be fucking see you in the more morning, right
- 1:13:40Speaker 7: here fucking out, let's go might as well knock all
- 1:13:43Speaker 7: three out.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: And that's a good business to start, bro, Like gardening
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: with all these immigrants coming over the border, just start
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: a good look at this guy, what bro, I'm thinking,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: like an American fucking hustband, browned capitalism.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: You're talking to the fucking prince of the fucking lawnmowers
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: at won't.
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: I don't need to take the machine, dog, Let's just
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: take Let's just take. Let's take let's take a fun
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: Let's take this patreol money.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: We're fucking going on the lawnmower shop, right, we hire
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: like three immigrants. We pay him like they don't know
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: what the minimum wages, so we're gonna pay them a
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: little bit under than that.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: Send them, send them the routes and they just collect
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: money for us dog. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: Literally, that's how it goes. You can pay them whatever
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: you want.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: We're pimping out the fucking The only one that needs
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: a license is your driver.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: Can't can't, can't get pulled over.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: You just pay him a little bit more. And then
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: he has papers. That's the only one he has papers.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: He has a DL Like you straight up? What was it? Like?
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Is it starting lomower business? Done in there? This fucking
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: a biscuits mint ship? Is that something in there?
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: Though?
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I put the last of the little fucking
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: whiskey that was here. Damn man, I was like, I
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: was tired of looking at that fucking bottle rock didn't finish?
- 1:14:52Speaker 6: Which what that I didn't finish?
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: You know what's funny? I think he's don would have
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: done a true life, a good true life, the True
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: life of us Stone, and then they just follow on
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: on shows up to be real. He's on m TV,
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: you guys, remember that true life life life of like
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: whenever the corner. I would always watch those, but I
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: could see he's on being it was there?
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: Was it true life? And is that the one he's like,
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: did they change your life around right? Or what was
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: the other one gets more just.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: I mean they tried to.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: But there was one.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: There was one that he was like, oh, like I
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: want to be prom king or I want to be
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: a rapper and then they'll like, they'll take you to
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: like a coaching thing.
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: Wasn't that called maid or something?
- 1:15:26Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: Man, I want to be made. I want to be made.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: That ship was tight Dog.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: I forgot about that made.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: That show was fucking tight. Made was like a hell
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: of us. It was. That show made so much money.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: It was cheap to produce, but it was just like
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: it was produced the same way we produce High Hungry
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Dog with two camera guys just showing up.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: According the content. Somebody said that that that pit my
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: ride was off fake. Yeah yeah, if it doesn't like
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: when you're bringing up that because it's little sucking. Oh yeah,
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: don't bring it up. Don't bring it up.
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: It wasn't really fake because they did pimp the car.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: But it's pointless when you're gonna drop k on my
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: car when my car is an engine.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: They didn't do the engine or nothing.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: There, so they would they would focus on the more
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: the gadgets and it would be like, as long as
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: it turns on type of ship, And in reality, you
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: should really be focusing on the heart of the machine
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: before you invest on anything else on it. So like,
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: what the fun does it matter if I got a
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Canon Candy machine in the back, if the van needs
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: a brand new engine.
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: It's got a fish tank in the driver's see.
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: But at that moment, you weren't gonna say no to either.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: That's the exhibit.
- 1:16:35Speaker 6: That was Oh that was my no, it was I mean,
- 1:16:38Speaker 6: it wasn't a good exhibit.
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, I'm exhibit. Welcome to Pempy ride that it
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: was a girl who said that no.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: Exhibit exhibit, baby, but we got exhibits. What's boy, it's a.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: It's not gonna happen.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that that that's that's some ship though, Man,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: I don't know. The lawer shop seems like a good business.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Shoes opened up.
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: Already told you, bro, the business is a fucking laundry man.
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Laundry man. The homie has a laundry mat, My homie, I.
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: Bet your dog making stacks.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Well yeah, he he. He has a raptor. I don't know,
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: but he has Mercedes and fucking a whole bunch of
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: different also has papers.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: That's pretty important. It's a good ass business you think
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: about it. Just buy the machines. I mean, I know
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: it sounds like, Oh, it's so easy.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: They're industrial though food, Like about what are you talking about,
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: laundry man? Oh yeah, business bro.
- 1:17:46Speaker 6: The lawnmower prine becomes the laund You know, if.
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: You learn how to fix your own machines, all you're
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: paying for is water electricity. No one takes care of
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: the spot. You just need one person coming so often
- 1:17:55Speaker 3: turn on the fucking novellas for the pie house runs itself.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: I think you need somebody there at all. You need
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: somebody there to give them change. And ship people are
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: always and then there's fucking no, there's fucking there. They're
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: just like and nowadays they'll be fucking weirdos.
- 1:18:11Speaker 7: One in a chill at your fucking laundry, matt dog
- 1:18:13Speaker 7: fucking weight stealing clothes.
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: Humh yeah dog.
- 1:18:16Speaker 7: Fuck that ship, fool bum doo. Just walk in and
- 1:18:18Speaker 7: open the dryer and take clothes like hey, with the foe.
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: I'd also leave a sign where I said, don't leave
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: your clothes unintended. This isn't fucking preschool. I'm not here
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: to take care of clothes. There's no literally says that.
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: Why I go.
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: It says, don't leave your old clothes unattended. Now you
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: just sit there and a way for that ship to
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: be done. And that's how you guys don't get homeless
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: to fucking steal it.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: We should start allowing your mat But like with the
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: open mic in there built stage.
- 1:18:39Speaker 6: I would be so mad if I had to sit
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: and listen to like hours of comedy while I was
- 1:18:43Speaker 6: running laundry.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: Especially, they start clowning and he was like, hey, check
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: out this woman. Oh my bad, sir, that.
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: Gets fine? Which which else is good?
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Self serve?
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: Self serve car washes?
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Bang, two dogs, the ones where they do the drive through?
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: Okay, all cash the cartel. I got those ships.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: I gotta fucking thing. I got a bone fucking pick
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: with these fucking car washes.
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: Bro. The thing that fucking pisces me off.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: Nothing pisces me off more about the self service car
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: wash than the fucking vacuum in there.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: Bro, What the fuck does it take for this ship
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: to fucking actually suck up everything?
- 1:19:23Speaker 12: Bro?
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: This ships like this ship is like it has like
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: an eighty year old lung in there.
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: Car washed Linda, take you find your coke dig there
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: fast if you put your dig in there.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: Damn the way he said that, yeah, bro, like like
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: he's tried it before.
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: The way it'll make you fucking yeah biting his lip
- 1:19:54Speaker 6: and ship.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Vacuum with his lips. What about a dream out with
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: a bar and.
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: That would be tight, That would work.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: I'd be into that. Fools like getting faded and doing laundry.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: You spent way more money to do laundry the single
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: moms and ship they're doing hey food like but then
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: again that ship would get freaky, you know, think about
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: it because like somebody would be like, I'm going to
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: start you start flirting right, like you start flirting in there,
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: like your your single zero goes in there, or like
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: or like rock goes in there, and then like you
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: after a few drinks and then he's like, oh you
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: were these ah bro, Like you're already getting into the interiors. Bro,
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: You're the work is done. You're halfway there. Like so
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: you're a side. You can take your place, your clothes
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: to those places and they'll do your laundry.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: Yeah, charge a lot lot more of yeah times.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you just go and pick up your clothes, like
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: later on the week or what a.
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: Couple of hours? Yeah, sometimes you drop it off overnight.
- 1:20:55Speaker 6: The only shiitty thing is you do run risk of
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: like losing stuff, Like I've definitely gotten somebody else's clothes
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: and lost clothes.
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: Hey, how about somebody saying me a liquor license for
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: that food? Like? How how like how often are foods
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: getting caught like selling like liquor like on the low bro,
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: Because like all the fools that post up vm O,
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: there's no liquor license there, and these foods are making
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: these fes are making bad.
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: But that's not a physical location.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Everybody knows that the tailgate fools are like shots shots shots.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: Get it with like tequila with something with Tomo and
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: all that ship. H.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: If we go out there, we post up on the
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: under the forty two tails and we start selling me lies,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: we probably make.
- 1:21:33Speaker 3: Some bank for sure.
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: Don't talk about it, be about all right, that's it.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: Dog, we're gonna take We're gonna take a bunch of
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: the dapes and we're gonna make the first.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Infuse up over there. Dog should we go do it?
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: Let's do it? Dog, tell me you better start.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: You put you in a black and black and gold
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: fucking Mariacci suit, or we how about black and gold
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Grimace jersey. Grimace is just such a good fit for you, man,
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Chili sign out to you, Chili, Chili. I need that
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: pigture individually of everybody, like we're gonna sell it as
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: a fucking sticker pack, but I need the one specifically
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: on Tommy so I can make it an iron on.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: It is the fucking best, dude, because if that picture
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: is just too on point.
- 1:22:19Speaker 6: My Dungeons and Dragons character that I made was Grimace
- 1:22:23Speaker 6: the Unworthy.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: But but does it have any like the funny thing
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: about Grimace is the fact that he's like he's like
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: a big purple ship.
- 1:22:30Speaker 6: Yeah, is it taste, bud?
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: Is that what he is?
- 1:22:33Speaker 6: That's why I heard you is yeah and used to
- 1:22:36Speaker 6: have four arms gorol. Yeah, google it.
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: Grimace did not have four arms.
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: Looking it up.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: Goro is such a I remember when I first saw
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: it a Mortal Komback, it was like uncomfortable, bro, And
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: then when I saw it on Mortal Komback the movie,
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell?
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: That's what Goro? The way that food looked, Oh am, Google.
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: Little motherfucker.
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: What does it say it is? I know, I'm just
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: saying that he had Does it tell what Grimace was?
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: We'll get to that.
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: I was showing him that he had four arms.
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: He didn't believe me.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: That's like the old that's weird fucking one. Yeah, Like
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: there's a.
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: McDonald look on Google forearm Grimace.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: There's a McDonald's one. What is that?
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: Hey?
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: The Downey fucking the one in Downy is the oldest McDonald's.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: Grim it's gonna be just grimms. Have you been to
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: that one, Tommy, the oldest McDonald's. You've been to the well, yeah,
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: that's right there your house. It's always pack on.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: Wait, Grimmace is supposed to be a milkshake.
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: How can he be a milkshake? I don't fucking that's right?
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: What do you mean? That's right? Tommy? Like you got
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: people say taste bud and milkshake. Hey, the next one,
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: chili make Tommy Patrick, he's probably like milk on the
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: top when they when they mix it. It's kind of
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: coming up. But the cave Man edition ones, the cave
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: Man Edition Patrick, when like when yeah, you don't put
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: of a picture put up a picture of what the
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: kman Patrick looks like.
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: Episode was so weird, but now you think about it,
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: they were talking about they were talking about like interdimensions
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: and differ.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: Well, you know what scared me about that?
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: About that creepy weird episode.
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: You know what scared me about that episode where like
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: that went into purgatory.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: And he was like, hello, hello, hello, Oh yeah, that
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: ship guesshould gave me anxiety.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, what is the you know the
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: first thing I thought, what if that ship is what
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: happens when you die?
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: That would suck?
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like you're just stuck in purgatory because you're
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: not not even Hell or Heaven wants you. They just like,
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: stay there, bitch.
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: Stay in this fucking horrible white room.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: Look at that's that Tommy right there. That's yo, that
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: is fucking Tommy dude. Ship Chili's. Chili's probably get a
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: crack up this year, Like we're gonna make another one of.
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: Tommy make he's on SpongeBob making.
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: No, we could. We could all be Patricks because Patrick's
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: have there's there's they have families, bro Like like with
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: just an episode where Patrick's parents come through it and
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: then they go back. I think he goes back home
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: and there's like a shipload of patricks, bro, but like
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: or just starfish.
- 1:25:15Speaker 6: I guess they Yeah, that's funny.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: That ship is fucking hilarious. Bro. Somebody said the o
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: Jim McDonald's in San Bernardino. It's not. That's well the location,
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: but it's museum. Brothers ran in the movie. It's a
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: museum that that movie. Huh, it's sad.
- 1:25:32Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, damn, who's had like the million dollar plant?
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: But then that food Batman just took it from them.
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: Give me that ship.
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: Batman took McDonald's.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: Michael Keaton, Oh, he took McDonald's in the movie, like
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: he literally fucked those fools over, Like he was like,
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: hey man, this seems like a solid ass idea.
- 1:25:49Speaker 7: Let me just then he took it because he was
- 1:25:52Speaker 7: tired of selling fucking broken milkshake machines.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: He now look where they are broken. I've never seen
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: the doc on McDonald's.
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: That's why people history, dude.
- 1:26:02Speaker 6: I mean, I just don't get a lot of time
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: to watch TV man watching it work, dude, But I can't.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: Watch it it work. I'm busy.
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: Do you guys have a TV there right, just be like, oh,
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: hold on, I gotta catch up on this.
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: Don't have a TV at work?
- 1:26:14Speaker 6: I mean we have TVs, but they play advertisements. We're
- 1:26:16Speaker 6: not playing fucking sports. Oh it's not it's not a
- 1:26:20Speaker 6: sports bar. But I thought you were hanging out at work.
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: Oh I worked the point of having a job.
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: What's the point having a job being the manager if
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: you can't change the channel on TV?
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: Dude?
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: Are you allowed to masturbate at work? Sometimes? No, he's not. Yeah,
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: they don't know me. The routs might be going to
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: the rouse and doing it, doesn't count.
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: Going across the street to do it.
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: Hey, did you see that video of that one fool
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: of that girl? He's like, oh my god, he nut
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: it on my legs. I knew you were the dude
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: designed you were just like you couldn't stop laughing.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: Bro, that's so gnarly though, Like like, okay, so how
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: do you think this would Like you think he was
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: holding onto the load like then he was just waiting
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: and point and shoot or like anybody could have got it.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: He didn't know the food who nudded on the girl's leg?
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: What? All right? So there's a food There was a
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: full in Texas. This video went VI recently. Who like
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: wasn't Dollar Tree? Oh yeah, like yeah, and then the
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: girl like like, hey, this is it is kind of funny,
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: little dog like when you think about it, because.
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: It's impressive. It's impressive in a weird, funked up way,
- 1:27:35Speaker 3: Like that is not impressive, do you know what I mean?
- 1:27:39Speaker 6: We need to get a counter for every time if
- 1:27:42Speaker 6: it was.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: Would have landed on you. If it would have landed yeah, yeah.
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: He wouldn't have wiped it off. He was just gotten straight.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: You would have started bombing on him.
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: I'm at the grocery store. I'm throwing whatever is in
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: my he yeah, not gonna watch him.
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: What am I gonna do? Not record him?
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: I don't have time to take my phone out.
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: Oh sorry it was in Philadelphia. Sorry that in Texas.
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: And what I'm trying to say is like, how did
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: she not see it? How did this fool just get
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: is he? Is he that fast?
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: And like what is going on? Was he at the
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: beginning of the aisle and then he's like I'm almost there.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Then he's like all right, I'm gonna run over there.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: And just like or does he got super cum strength
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: or he just nutted like across the No, it's not
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: like that, No, cup, I was telling you guys before
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: the show started, I've seen something like this that they
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: did in Japan like years ago, because the way she
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: started crying and what was it fucking brank the Chinese
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: the Japanese one dropped like a kid dropped the ice
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: cream or something.
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: It was. It was fucking bad though, because like she's
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: crying over that ship.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: Come on, it's fucking hilarious. I thought it was that
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: funny too.
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: She's just this stupid, like, who the fuck does that ship? Bro?
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: Like some just like Yo, that's like premeditated for sure.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: Bro, that's wild.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: But no ship is fucking weird though not his fair swords.
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: Last bet, I would turn himself in though, guilty. What
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: do you look like? Creep creepy?
- 1:29:13Speaker 6: It was just like extremely handsome.
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: He looked like fucking ease.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'd be fucking yeah, I'd
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: be fucking worked up too, man, But you like that.
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never been like.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Why she's feeling though, like instead of chating its full
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: down or something. Yeah, dude, yeah, see that's what she
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: realizes that like she's she can't cast that food dog.
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: Does anybody compensate her for that? Does Dollar Tree give
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: her like groceries for the rest of the dollar treat? Hell? Yeah,
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: she's broken. They're breaking her up. They're breaking around.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: That's assault.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: What if that fool has aids No, But they're gonna
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: break her off for letting that happen in the store.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: She's gonna get broken up cheese for letting that happen
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: inside the store. Yeah, it's gonna get that post nut
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: check and it's on film hopefully and his viral and
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: he turned himself.
- 1:30:18Speaker 6: In nine nine cents store went down.
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: Now it's family.
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: Would you cry, somebody? I told you, I wouldn'tn't know.
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: I've never been nutted on.
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: I would be shocked, and I'd be pissed, and I'd
- 1:30:28Speaker 6: be fucking just caught off.
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: Guards keeping on me.
- 1:30:32Speaker 6: What if a little bit lands on your your breads,
- 1:30:36Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck wear it lands.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: If somebody comes on me, I'm gonna have problems.
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: That's a fucking on site. What are you doing, Tobby?
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: You're Jerry mother. You're always wearing shorts. Bro. Somebody somebody
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: just let your tattoo?
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: Hey, Yo, was that a bird?
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: You know? We found out on the lady was a
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: bird shipped on me on my chest? Before? How do
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: you know? He didn't? I was walking and then it's
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: all it was a fucking big ass fucking bird bird
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: hurd fucked up.
- 1:31:11Speaker 3: Hey tell the new.
- 1:31:12Speaker 2: Shirt, brand new fucking snoop dog shirt too, brought it
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: from the swami.
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: Damn, Hey tell these fools. Well, we found out on
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: George press stories on the break. How many titties you
- 1:31:22Speaker 3: got on you?
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: He made you? He made you step outside? Oh yeah
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: that I had to fucking what was it? I have
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: like titties like.
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: Them tattoos at the two that he has on plus
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: like another eight dog. I never noticed it, but yeah,
- 1:31:37Speaker 3: I looked at him and I was like, yo, you
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: got a lot of females on you. And then I
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: was like, that's a lot of boobs. And then I
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: was like, he's like right, because he's got a cheetous
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: christ just that too of like a little bit tits.
- 1:31:47Speaker 3: And then we added all the money. I was like,
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: how many females do you have on you? And then
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: he was like that's a lie. He couldn't even believe it.
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: He took him while he's like ship he took out
- 1:31:55Speaker 7: of my homies, always drawn sick ass. Heinas blast them
- 1:31:58Speaker 7: on me. I did a tatt on myself of a
- 1:32:02Speaker 7: check with the bloody nose.
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: That would you ever do the whole huh? Show us
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: that tattoo? Man, I gotta put my ship down. What happened?
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: Would you? Would you ever get a tattoo like Steve?
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: What does like let's just say fun, Let's just say like.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: Oh, you should get soft for ship like that.
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: What you don't want to talk about the Postmonon tattoo,
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: the new one he got? Oh no, I got a
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: big as dick right here. It's not a big gus dick.
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: It's a little well it's like but it's it's a
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: fucking like this on this whole eyebro, like come on,
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: I mean, okay, all right, Tommy, Tommy, mister cartoon tells you, Hey, Tommy,
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: he drops feed asso, feed like oh g on the.
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: Sixth on the sixth bridge.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: Feed him. It's the oscar. We did a drinks like
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: a fucking lowrider Pito truck down over the six week bridge, dude.
- 1:32:57Speaker 3: And then after that he'll finish your back.
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: It should he needs damn. That's that's worth something that
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: you don't need, no like on your legs.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: He just needs it for a for a for a movie.
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: It has to be somewhere like right here.
- 1:33:10Speaker 3: Brod the Mike Tyson, No, brool.
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: You're you're pretty much gonna be a r piece.
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: He does all your tattoos if you just let him
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: do that one tattoo like he tried to low rider
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: beat the little one.
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: Or just it has like a little legs.
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: Gotta be visible all the time.
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: You know what tattoo?
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: I thought you were talking about.
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: But that's the best.
- 1:33:34Speaker 3: Are you talking about? Steve O?
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: Is George for his head? Yeah?
- 1:33:41Speaker 3: Bro? But seen this full tattoo he got when he
- 1:33:43Speaker 3: was on a sick one.
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen now that's disgusting. Yeah, I know that's
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: not what this? What is it? Yeah, it's it's it's
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: he doesn't have that tattoo. Yeah what is it?
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: I can't see from here.
- 1:33:59Speaker 3: I can't say. Yeah, but just type in us Steve
- 1:34:04Speaker 3: O's baby tattoo, mister cartoon. But that's that's like your
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: little flashlight.
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: Hey, but but but mister, but mister cartoon. No tattoo though.
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: That's a good offer, though, right, Tommy, all you gotta
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: do is have that little like a Steve Wall tattoo
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: on your face real quick.
- 1:34:22Speaker 2: That's all your tattoos. I mean, that's the only way
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: you gotta sacrifice. I'm not getting anything on my like
- 1:34:26Speaker 2: for my neck or face or hands or feet until
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: I have everything else.
- 1:34:31Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: Like not even if they if it was like hooked up,
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: but if I started going bold, I'm gonna shave my
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: head and just tattoo your hair if you know, like,
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get blasted on my head a whole
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: bunch of dope.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: Ship, if you were gonna go bald, you would have
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: gone already, low key straight up, you got that pompador
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: going on.
- 1:34:52Speaker 6: Cancer can still happen.
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: Damn Wait, tell me if you ever get counts on
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: a clip this and then you can post and then
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: rock and get the.
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: Rock chick.
- 1:35:08Speaker 7: I always tell my barber like he is my ship.
- 1:35:11Speaker 7: He's like, Noah, you don't. He's like, no, he's I
- 1:35:13Speaker 7: cut foods there where. It's like, ain't no jokes inside.
- 1:35:16Speaker 7: You better make go find me these pages for each
- 1:35:17Speaker 7: other when you know it happens. Sorry, fucking assholes. Yeah,
- 1:35:28Speaker 7: race to tell you.
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: You got to get an tell me you got a Yeah,
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: you got one already. I got like checked before.
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: How old are you?
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: Thirty nights? Okay, so you've got it one before. No,
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: I got like a colonic the one. It's not the finger, No,
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: it's like a they're going there came the finger banged you.
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: They checked for ship. That's a Colonosco.
- 1:35:57Speaker 7: No, but that one it goes all inside, it all crazy,
- 1:36:00Speaker 7: and that one, No, it's it's like, I don't fucking
- 1:36:05Speaker 7: I think it is that.
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:36:07Speaker 7: That's not a with the camera. It's a camera pool
- 1:36:10Speaker 7: And I was awake up your as I was awake. Yeah,
- 1:36:13Speaker 7: and you can see that ship.
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: You're you're right there, you're you're sitting right there pool
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: and you put a camera. You're like, what the fuck?
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: And you can feel that shit in your stomach and
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: hire like, what the fucking 're not supposed to feel
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: it in your Stomach's it's right right there, not in
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: your stomach, but you feel that ship. You feel something. Dog,
- 1:36:34Speaker 2: You're like some fucking going on inside? What was he
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: He's like, yep, that it's a little too. What did
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: he finding there? Nothing? No, he was just like he's like,
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: oh this is broken. This is that, you know, just
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: different ship. I would want to be knocked out though
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: for that ship, Like, I don't want to know why
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: that sh decided me. You watch the camera, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: I guess i'd watch He's on this is on normal
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: right here. I'm like, hey, what is that for? I
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: would want to go to sleep?
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: How are you?
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: How would you take it down right knocked out?
- 1:37:05Speaker 6: I don't want to be knocked out.
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: I don't even like I've never had my wisdom teeth
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: pulled out, but I go to sleep.
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: I know people have gotten no well the wisdom teeth
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: my homie got him, took it out because they want
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: to take out my wisdom teeth.
- 1:37:17Speaker 3: They're like, we're gonna take them already. Then he's like, hey,
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: let's take take him out to not do what they
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: did to your teeth.
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: Well, he's like, let's let's take them out or whatever.
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: Somebody said that's a prostate check. But they fucking uh
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: they you know, I guess, my homie they did four
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: teeth at the same day, four of his wisdom teeth.
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm like, what do they do? He's
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: they just shoot you up in your cheek, break them
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: and then and then he's all you you're just right there.
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: And then they're just like and then you ship out
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: everything right, and they take the ship out and then
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: just right there, like in your whole fucking face is
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: just numbed down.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: You're just like, fuck, I just got Are we talking
- 1:38:04Speaker 3: about teeth or pooping?
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: I think he's talking about teeth, wisdom, teeth taking that.
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: That's why I was like, what the fun on your wisdom? Teeth?
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: They give you a bunch of shots in your mouth
- 1:38:13Speaker 3: and then they stick a camera up your butt.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: All right, you know the wrong place.
- 1:38:21Speaker 7: You can't talk, you can't say fuck. No, I told
- 1:38:25Speaker 7: you fucking that I got. They fucking started working on
- 1:38:28Speaker 7: my teeth food and they didn't numb me.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: That ship was a word ship ever done?
- 1:38:32Speaker 3: That sounds like torture. That that trill.
- 1:38:36Speaker 2: I mean, that's my fucking story, bro, What the fuck now?
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: Hell no, I swear to God.
- 1:38:42Speaker 3: Bro, both of telling your story.
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: I got both of you, and I was like, hey, hey,
- 1:38:51Speaker 2: I told her. I was like, funk, I was like hey,
- 1:38:53Speaker 2: I mean it was I was like, I'm like I
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: can feeling. I'm like I feel everything, and I'm like
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: it hurts thought. He's talking normal down and then you
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: see the needle with the three things and they're like
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: open up and then they started sucking shooting. I'm like,
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: what the fuck you were doing it with? Nothing happened
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: to me as a little ship.
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: Ever, dog, it happened to me as a little kid,
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: And because of that, I have anxiety to this day.
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: When I go to the to the to the dentist
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: to this day, they have to give me like two
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: volumes and sometimes they would like give me like extra.
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: But I don't like taking pills. It's just make me
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: emotional afterwards, get very like bipolar. You know, I get
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: no the after effects the next day if you take
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: like taking the pills, like you know how they make
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: you bipolar. Some of them like that ship fucking function.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Fu with me like that, Like I'm like this is weird.
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: Like I'll just be weird.
- 1:39:43Speaker 6: Take more pills.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: Did you ever used to do cute back in the day,
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: Like did youed to go to raves and ship?
- 1:39:48Speaker 12: Huh?
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: They used to go to raves.
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: I only went to like two raves, Like there was
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: like two monster massives and that ecstasy. I only done
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: exstasy once in my life, and I didn't like it.
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: It was in Vegas. I just ever like it wasn't
- 1:40:00Speaker 2: for me.
- 1:40:02Speaker 3: I just didn't.
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt it, but I was just like, this
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: doesn't feel good to me though.
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: It just it was weird.
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: What the fuck you must have been like drunk or something. Bullshit.
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: That sho will stop you in your tracks. You'd be like,
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: you fool. You be walking like, man, I don't even
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: feel ship, and then you just get a breeze or something.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: Who and You're like, wait a.
- 1:40:22Speaker 7: Minute, dog, I'm fucking feeling what is this the best
- 1:40:26Speaker 7: fucking feeling in the fucking world right now? My floating
- 1:40:30Speaker 7: Damn this ship is bomb tell me somebody it sounds
- 1:40:33Speaker 7: like a dope time.
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: A monster massive food. I was fucking walking. He goes
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: taking my Star Wars again. I did that ship for
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: me and my homie were walking and me and both
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: of my homie that ship hit us like fucking We're
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: walking and he's like, damn, dog, when is this shit
- 1:40:51Speaker 2: gonna kick kill dog? He's supposed that ship makes you
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: feel all bombed? And then we the fucking fire came
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: out it's all and if we felt the.
- 1:41:00Speaker 7: Fire and they were like oh, and we're like, damn
- 1:41:04Speaker 7: fool and it felt awe bomb. And then some fool
- 1:41:07Speaker 7: seeing us, we're both tripping out right there, like oh
- 1:41:10Speaker 7: fucking we're filling bomb. This fool came up to us
- 1:41:13Speaker 7: and he's like, hey, put your guy's hands out, and
- 1:41:15Speaker 7: we had we put her hands up, we had gloves,
- 1:41:19Speaker 7: and then that food threw some fucking oil on her hands.
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: He's a rubbit. Rub your hands together like all hard.
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: He's on it and then fucking breathe it in. And
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: then me and my homie we did it.
- 1:41:31Speaker 7: We hid it and we're like, eh, oh dog, we
- 1:41:33Speaker 7: were all that ship was the best shit ever. Were like, damn,
- 1:41:36Speaker 7: this ship is bomb as fuck. And then fuck everyone
- 1:41:40Speaker 7: right there, the homies pulled up and I took my
- 1:41:43Speaker 7: glove off. I was like here, dog, and the homies
- 1:41:45Speaker 7: were all right there, and the homie.
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: Do let me buy all the glove off you dog
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: right now, fool, let me buy it. Foo. I'm like, chill, foo,
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: kick bag. He's I want to let me get the glove?
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: Howmy can you shuffle?
- 1:41:57Speaker 5: Nah?
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: But I tried. I know you tried. I can't do it.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: No, no, no showers dangerous to learn trying to shuffle
- 1:42:05Speaker 3: on the shower.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: Yeah, food, I have a fat homie day. He didn't.
- 1:42:08Speaker 7: I was like, damn, he does it all sick. I
- 1:42:10Speaker 7: was like that fls a fat fool And I was
- 1:42:13Speaker 7: like I can't do it. But because I always dance
- 1:42:15Speaker 7: like I could pop and shot, I was like, I
- 1:42:16Speaker 7: ain't fucking shuffling, dog. I don't even go to braves
- 1:42:19Speaker 7: and ship like that. Get this fat food out of here, fools,
- 1:42:23Speaker 7: even shovel dog, this can you shuffle all sick? Shut
- 1:42:29Speaker 7: you seem like you.
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: I'm just like you and Johnny broken and fucking Martin
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: Rizzo looked like fools all.
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: Shoffle sick Ja Valentino good. Yeah, doing all those ships
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: that that's did that ship just died down?
- 1:42:51Speaker 3: Shuffling yeah, motherfuckers just foods.
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: Still shuffle dog, you go to rave mother.
- 1:42:56Speaker 3: It's like that would be best.
- 1:42:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:43:00Speaker 6: I was about to say it was kind of like Twerking, man.
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember, like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen,
- 1:43:04Speaker 6: like everything revolved around Towrking and then now it's like
- 1:43:08Speaker 6: it's it's still very common but it's like it just
- 1:43:11Speaker 6: doesn't get the same attention that it used to when
- 1:43:13Speaker 6: it really when it really boomed at.
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: That time, Pirates Pirates Juice Box in the chat room said,
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: ma Homie has a tig where a dick wearing a
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: leather jacket with his hands in his pocket tatted on him.
- 1:43:27Speaker 1: And that's a pretty tight tattoo. Dog day he probably
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: like that's it. I want to know, like the story
- 1:43:35Speaker 1: behind that, like food, Like what made you get that?
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: What compelled you get that? Dick can't imagine. He's like
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: I put a dress on one.
- 1:43:40Speaker 6: Time, and you know you got as he changed everything.
- 1:43:44Speaker 3: He's got a thousand tattoos that I wonder, why did
- 1:43:46Speaker 3: you get that? When howe he got the sixth Street Bridge?
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: Never been over the sixth Street Bridge?
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: Well, I cruised the last night on a Christian on
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: the sixth Street Bridge, cruising on what I mean, the
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: one food believe Dick the last night and I had
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: confirmed this confirmed he has. I don't know if he
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: has it, he's had it before. I'm right there. That's
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: a picture of my car used to be your car.
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: Okay, Tommy, I'm lost.
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: I thought you sold it. I thought you sold you lean,
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: and then that's the sixth.
- 1:44:14Speaker 7: Street Bridge with the artist before now and then when
- 1:44:19Speaker 7: it goes around, when it's finished, it's gonna be the
- 1:44:21Speaker 7: new fucking.
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: It's been finished. Number one, number to number two. They
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: don't have no lights. It did it did have lights, Tommy.
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: And then yeah number two, Like you said, you ain't
- 1:44:33Speaker 2: cruising this weekend with that car.
- 1:44:35Speaker 7: Not this weekend, I said, the last night of the
- 1:44:38Speaker 7: sixth Street Bridge before they fucking demonised it and closed
- 1:44:42Speaker 7: it down so no, but no public could be on it.
- 1:44:45Speaker 2: We cruised on that bridge, rip of cars.
- 1:44:48Speaker 7: Ever, my car broke down on that fucking bridge that night,
- 1:44:51Speaker 7: sick as fuck. And then we started back up. And
- 1:44:54Speaker 7: then when fools were behind me, the car all crazy
- 1:45:00Speaker 7: because some man I had it in the front of
- 1:45:04Speaker 7: my house full and it was just parked and I
- 1:45:07Speaker 7: didn't have fucking I had all the wind the glass
- 1:45:10Speaker 7: for it, but I didn't have someone to install it.
- 1:45:12Speaker 7: So we're just sitting right there and it was covered
- 1:45:14Speaker 7: with the tarp. And this man would always come to
- 1:45:17Speaker 7: my house and he'd be like, let me buy this car.
- 1:45:19Speaker 7: For years, fool, let me get this car, and let
- 1:45:22Speaker 7: me get that fucking car. I want that, like nah.
- 1:45:25Speaker 7: And then one day he came and I was like,
- 1:45:26Speaker 7: get this fucking bitch ass car out of my fucking
- 1:45:29Speaker 7: parking and he's like you for real? I said yeah,
- 1:45:32Speaker 7: and he's like all right. That Fooe came with the
- 1:45:35Speaker 7: fucking cast fucking later on that night, and I felt
- 1:45:38Speaker 7: so bad talk I was like fuck and I fucking
- 1:45:42Speaker 7: uh he came with My car was right there. He
- 1:45:45Speaker 7: came and he just started it up, put fucking water
- 1:45:48Speaker 7: in it, checked everything else, and I was like yeah,
- 1:45:52Speaker 7: he's like, oh, it runs good. Fucking talk to me
- 1:45:54Speaker 7: for like an hour while the car was fucking on
- 1:45:57Speaker 7: warming up. Now we just got into it and he
- 1:45:59Speaker 7: just drove home like I lived down the street. And
- 1:46:02Speaker 7: I was like fuck why.
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: My girl's like, damn, you finally did it.
- 1:46:07Speaker 7: Because my girl's like, get into that fucking car. Because
- 1:46:10Speaker 7: there was always like some curse dog. I would cruise
- 1:46:13Speaker 7: it and then some shit would happened to it. I
- 1:46:15Speaker 7: was like, man, I only got a fucking couple of
- 1:46:16Speaker 7: cruises out this motherfucking car, really, And then I spent
- 1:46:20Speaker 7: a grip of money on it, and then the man
- 1:46:22Speaker 7: that was supposed to fix my car fool got all
- 1:46:24Speaker 7: fucking tweaked down and fucking Harold down and started.
- 1:46:27Speaker 2: Selling my car, partying it out, and then his son
- 1:46:31Speaker 2: called me. He's like, hey, what's going on with your car?
- 1:46:34Speaker 7: I was like, you're dantable and that shit's supposed to
- 1:46:36Speaker 7: be on the fucking ground right now looking bad as fuck.
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: He's like, dog, you gotta come and look at this.
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: I went over there and my car was just in
- 1:46:45Speaker 2: parts well, like I took him apart, no rear end.
- 1:46:49Speaker 2: My windows were all gone. I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: I was like, is it somewhere else?
- 1:46:54Speaker 4: No?
- 1:46:54Speaker 7: He sold it, and I fucking just took my fucking
- 1:46:58Speaker 7: car out of there to some other homis yard who
- 1:47:01Speaker 7: finally put my car back together and got it running.
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: And then I had it running. I cruised it a little,
- 1:47:08Speaker 2: cruised it to the bridge, cruise at home, and then
- 1:47:13Speaker 2: again I was getting all the windows done, and uh,
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: it was just sitting there. I was like, fuck this car. Dog.
- 1:47:21Speaker 7: And that man came and I was like, you know what,
- 1:47:24Speaker 7: He caught me at the fucking right place, right time,
- 1:47:27Speaker 7: and I just take this fucking car and he was like,
- 1:47:30Speaker 7: all right.
- 1:47:31Speaker 2: Eight, geez, did you nah? I was just like fuck,
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: I was just like, damn that food. That car was
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: just on at the time.
- 1:47:40Speaker 1: Yeah, this sounds like it sounds so fake, like something
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: out of like a Lifetime movie.
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: So here recine. Yeah, and then that car. How I
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: got my car was even cooler.
- 1:47:51Speaker 3: Lifetime movie Donate with some guy tweaking up and getting
- 1:47:54Speaker 3: rid of the fool.
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: How I How I got my car was even cooler.
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: I fucking I was like, I want to get a car.
- 1:48:00Speaker 2: I was looking through Craigslist and I seen that car
- 1:48:03Speaker 2: and I was like, what, that's a badass car.
- 1:48:04Speaker 7: That shit runs. I hit the foo up. Hey, this
- 1:48:06Speaker 7: shit runs, and I was like, hey, what's up with
- 1:48:09Speaker 7: this ca I just out of nowhere. I was like, hey,
- 1:48:11Speaker 7: what's up? And he's like, yeah, it runs. He's like,
- 1:48:13Speaker 7: do you want to buy it? And I was like,
- 1:48:15Speaker 7: I was like, this is what I have.
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: I told him.
- 1:48:18Speaker 7: I told him I have fucking four thousand dollars cash full.
- 1:48:21Speaker 7: I could go right now and get it. And he's like,
- 1:48:25Speaker 7: I got to ask my wife. And I was like,
- 1:48:27Speaker 7: oh shit, right when I heard of that, I was like,
- 1:48:31Speaker 7: I gotta fucking get this this. His wife wants that
- 1:48:34Speaker 7: carne get that fucking car. Give me that four gees
- 1:48:37Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, he's really going to do it.
- 1:48:39Speaker 7: So I fucking went and washed my car because my
- 1:48:42Speaker 7: helmie that does tattoos. His boss was he wanted to
- 1:48:46Speaker 7: buy my truck.
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: And I fucking washed it up, all sick armor, all
- 1:48:51Speaker 2: fucking filled it up, everything oil Chaine drove it to
- 1:48:54Speaker 2: the tattoo shop.
- 1:48:55Speaker 7: I was like, hey, you want to buy this truck.
- 1:48:56Speaker 7: He's all yeah, And I just fucking got paid fat
- 1:48:59Speaker 7: right now, what's up? I said, I'm to go buy
- 1:49:02Speaker 7: some give me five thousand for this car right now.
- 1:49:05Speaker 7: He's like, you want five for it? And it was
- 1:49:06Speaker 7: a badass truck and he's like, let me take it
- 1:49:10Speaker 7: for a spin. And that foo got in the car,
- 1:49:13Speaker 7: went around. He fucking took forever and then he came
- 1:49:16Speaker 7: back and he's like he had his kid in the car.
- 1:49:19Speaker 7: He's like, all right, this is my truck.
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: Now. I was like cool, and now fle wrote me
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: a check get it. I was like, what the fuck
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: did he?
- 1:49:27Speaker 7: Thathoe called me back and he's like, hey, dude, can
- 1:49:29Speaker 7: you do this? I was like, man, I just spent
- 1:49:31Speaker 7: the money. I said, I got thirty five hundred and
- 1:49:34Speaker 7: he's like we'll come and get it. I could drive
- 1:49:36Speaker 7: it to work and you can pick it up, like
- 1:49:38Speaker 7: at eight o'clock.
- 1:49:38Speaker 2: I was like cool. I was like shit, and I
- 1:49:41Speaker 2: went and got the car. Dog random like on some
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: shit one day. Hell yeah, hey man, damn the fucking
- 1:49:49Speaker 2: hour flew by. Now that's two hours. Yeah it's already
- 1:49:51Speaker 2: two hours. Yeah, dog literally like flew by because it
- 1:49:54Speaker 2: was a pretty good episode.
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: I want to thank everybody for hitting that thumbs up.
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- 1:50:17Speaker 3: Long and I can fucking be at least compare it
- 1:50:19Speaker 3: unlike the other motherfucker like watch me.
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: Yeah tomorrow, I'm definitely smoke a blood in the morning
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- 1:50:25Speaker 1: But yes, s salutor everybody for tuning in Rock. I mean,
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Rock's gonna have a close out after this,
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: so make sure you guys wait for that. And Tommy,
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: thank you for stopping by once again.
- 1:50:35Speaker 2: Grimace. Uh, where can they follow you at?
- 1:50:38Speaker 3: Tommy?
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- 1:50:55Speaker 2: promo code, three plates.
- 1:50:57Speaker 3: Kill the McDonald happy Meal.
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- 1:52:05Speaker 3: Hit that like, but subscribe. And I'm looking for a
- 1:52:08Speaker 3: fucking four raptor. Fucking for sure he's looking for.
- 1:52:13Speaker 2: What he's looking for is a Coast Tiger realistic. I'm not.
- 1:52:17Speaker 3: I got I got it the way Zaber wants out there,
- 1:52:22Speaker 3: send it my way.
- 1:52:22Speaker 1: Day wants the truck so bad that he's willing to
- 1:52:25Speaker 1: get fucked. Okay, look, before we log off, I'm finally
- 1:52:29Speaker 1: tell you the story dog. Remember that story about me
- 1:52:31Speaker 1: almost dying when the carpet store room. The whole reason
- 1:52:34Speaker 1: that I went out there to do that fucking to
- 1:52:37Speaker 1: do that gig was because they were paying me the
- 1:52:39Speaker 1: last thousand dollars I needed to so I could pay
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: half that truck off, right, And I had that I
- 1:52:42Speaker 1: wanted this Lexis truck.
- 1:52:44Speaker 2: Foo. I wanted this nice ass Lexis truck.
- 1:52:46Speaker 1: And I had been eyeing it for such a long time,
- 1:52:48Speaker 1: and I and I would have done like just what
- 1:52:50Speaker 1: I wanted for that truck, right, and me wanting it
- 1:52:52Speaker 1: so bad almost cost me my life. That I was
- 1:52:54Speaker 1: willing to drive at fucking twelve midnight till fucking four am.
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: That was with your crust. Yeah, that was.
- 1:53:00Speaker 1: Nobody really knows the reason why I was doing that drive.
- 1:53:03Speaker 1: So don't fucking drive in head first, dog. That's not
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: the only truck in the world. I'm not, you know,
- 1:53:09Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just saying, like, don't get fucked up.
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: Don't get fucked with a bad interest rate because you
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: wanted you couldn't wait to because you're all wait on it.
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: Yeah, straight up? What is it Tomorrow?
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: Everybody, if you're in the city of Long Beach, I
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: will be at Laga Night Market. There is an anticipated
- 1:53:28Speaker 1: five hundred people to show up. It will have music, tequila, games,
- 1:53:31Speaker 1: food and vendors. I will have a high in Hungry booth.
- 1:53:34Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take kids. It's not smoking things, so like,
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: but I'm gonna have my high Hungry.
- 1:53:38Speaker 1: Stuff in there. I'm gonna be selling my merch chili.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: If you want to come by, I have space over
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- 1:53:44Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's gonna be close to you, and
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- 1:55:09Speaker 2: a live show.
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: It's a live We don't smoke the same podcast recording,
- 1:55:13Speaker 1: So make sure you guys pull up.
- 1:55:14Speaker 6: Are you announcing where it is? Are you keeping that
- 1:55:16Speaker 6: under it's the.
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: Same location as laston green Room, yeah and uh yeah,
- 1:55:19Speaker 1: So make sure you guys, it's the same link. If
- 1:55:21Speaker 1: you got tickets to the last one, you guys will
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: you guys obviously are admitted to it and August thirtieth.
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: August thirtieth the hind Hungry Night Market at Bart's Barbecue.
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: So if you want to get a vendor booth, if
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: you want to vent some stuff, hit me up. Limited
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: spaces inside and out.
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: Hit me up. I'll hook you guys up.
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: But that being said, we will see you guys on Wednesday,
- 1:55:40Speaker 1: and hopefully there's a blog this Saturday.
- 1:55:42Speaker 2: If not, we're gonna be enjoying your time off Pieza.
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- 2:11:58Speaker 13: I cried, No one will know.
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