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Whiplash | Son of a Boy Dad #239 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Q three. It's one thir.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to the hot spot. To get your takes
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  Speaker 1: off about the vice presidential debate.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't watch any of it. I actually don't know
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  Speaker 3: what happened. I got really into Call of Duty last night.
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  Speaker 3: First time dusting off the controller in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Did you blow the dust off or wipe it off
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  Speaker 1: with your hand?
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  Speaker 3: Blew it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Indiana Jones style.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually incredible playing two V twos, me and
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  Speaker 3: my boy, me and my boy Peters and we only lost.
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  Speaker 4: We probably played like.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty games. Lost twice to the same dude twice. He
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  Speaker 3: ran through us. He was just better player.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably that shooter Tim Waltz.
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  Speaker 3: Right now right. His name was leg His name was
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  Speaker 3: Based Legacy, all right. So if Based Legacy is out there,
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to have a sit down with you, just
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  Speaker 3: talk talk your gameplay, go over it.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably jumping through walls, probably has the craziest mods.
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  Speaker 4: On his show.
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  Speaker 3: No I know that's that was the craziest thing is
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  Speaker 3: he was not a player you can tell from the
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  Speaker 3: kill cams. Really yeah, just respectful gameplay.
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  Speaker 4: You don't get that a lot.
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  Speaker 3: How old is he I don't know, did I'd assume
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  Speaker 3: late twenties.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I fucking hate this what call duty?
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  Speaker 4: I hate when we talk about your video game.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was legacy based or based.
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  Speaker 3: Legacy based Legacy would make more sense than legacy base.
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  Speaker 3: He had a red emblem. Was I was having dreams
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  Speaker 3: about his gameplay and the middle of the night nightmares. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just him sneaking up behind the wall and grabbing me.
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  Speaker 1: See your dreams of the fold nightmares come true. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's time to kill base Legacy And you said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out Diddy, let me know when we're through.
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  Speaker 1: He just pivoted to Diddy for us on this thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good, Well, I was making a meek mal joke.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but that we could have We're gonna jump
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  Speaker 1: all over that and makes that the pivot point.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I was I got ten more minutes of Call
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  Speaker 3: of duty talking.
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  Speaker 4: To me.
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  Speaker 1: Right to say why you hate it?
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  Speaker 3: Because he doesn't get it, bro, your mind can't. You
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  Speaker 3: can't wrap your mind around call of duty. Well, if
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  Speaker 3: you don't grow up as a gamer, you don't. You
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  Speaker 3: can't appreciate video games when you get to your what
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  Speaker 3: are you, late thirties, early forties? Exactly? Silence, That's all
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  Speaker 3: I needed.
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  Speaker 1: You think that you could pop his arms off like
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  Speaker 1: a kendle off you wanted to.
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  Speaker 4: I could kill him. I could kill sass so easily.
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  Speaker 1: But without touching his neck.
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  Speaker 4: Let's bring it to uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I would
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  Speaker 4: do what Ryan Gosling did. That guy in the elevator
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  Speaker 4: in the movie Drive.
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  Speaker 1: Kissed him to death.
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  Speaker 4: You just kind of knock him to the ground and
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  Speaker 4: then you stomp on his head until it cracks like
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  Speaker 4: an eggshell. Do you remember that.
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  Speaker 3: Scene, Francis, The second that I thought you were going
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  Speaker 3: to kill me, you would already be dead.
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  Speaker 4: How a bile.
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  Speaker 3: Gun and kill you?
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  Speaker 4: Not in New York.
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  Speaker 3: If I, like, if I was getting like suspicious, like fuck,
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  Speaker 3: I think France is gonna kill me, I would kill
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  Speaker 3: you so much faster.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to lure him to Baltimore.
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  Speaker 3: Do you really think you really think that I would
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  Speaker 3: just drive your apartment.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't foresee that you were getting suspectus.
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  Speaker 3: You would have me killing, would have no idea like that.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that we're even having this conversation. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: go home and plan all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So here's a question. Do you have a gun
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  Speaker 4: right now?
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  Speaker 3: Not at this moment?
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  Speaker 4: So there you go. I have the upper hand, you know,
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  Speaker 4: because I have been thinking about killing you.
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  Speaker 3: But we're on the podcast. You can't kill me on
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  Speaker 3: the podcast. Why not, because you'll go to jam It's
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  Speaker 3: a bit.
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  Speaker 4: I'll kill myself before I go to jail.
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  Speaker 3: No, you won't.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I will murder suicide.
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  Speaker 3: That is the best I'm gonna murder suicide you so
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  Speaker 3: much faster than you get me.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if we're both going to murder suicide, then does
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  Speaker 4: it even really matter who murders and who suicide?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we both just suicide and then we'll call
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  Speaker 4: it even that doesn't work?
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  Speaker 1: What about Schrodinger's murder suicide, where like there's just rumors
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  Speaker 1: going out into the world that each of you murder
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  Speaker 1: suicide at the other and no one ever knows who
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  Speaker 1: actually was the murder suicider.
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  Speaker 3: That's But if you murder suicide someone. No one ever
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  Speaker 3: thinks about the person that was murdered. They think about
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  Speaker 3: like true, don't know. They're like they're like, that's that's
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  Speaker 3: so crazy. Someone killed someone and then killed themselves. That's
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  Speaker 3: what they think of. They're never like that sucks with
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  Speaker 3: a frow.
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  Speaker 4: Usually people throw a funeral for the person that was murdered,
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  Speaker 4: and then they get angry and they have resentment towards
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  Speaker 4: the person who killed themselves.
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  Speaker 3: They have a really angry funeral for the second person.
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  Speaker 4: No, they just they have resentment because that person is
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  Speaker 4: a coward. He didn't want to face his own exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But their resentment is more powerful than their than their
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  Speaker 3: their their mourning for the first person.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that depends. It depends on the type of person
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  Speaker 4: that was lost at first.
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  Speaker 3: Like if I murder suicided you, no one would ever
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  Speaker 3: be like, fuck this sucks for Francis. They'd be like, damn,
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  Speaker 3: sass is a lunatic.
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  Speaker 4: That might be the most narcissistic thing I've ever heard
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  Speaker 4: in my life.
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  Speaker 3: It's just I'm just speaking. I'm just saying I'm using
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  Speaker 3: me as an example. I'm saying that would work for anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Like if RONE killed you and then killed himself. People
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  Speaker 3: would be like, the conversation would be Ron's fucking insane.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're saying anybody everybody that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying the second person is always the one
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  Speaker 3: that they talk about.
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  Speaker 4: I think, and I don't mean this is a disrespectful
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  Speaker 4: thing to say, but you've done so little with your
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  Speaker 4: life that if I murder suicided you, people would be like,
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  Speaker 4: it's really sad that Francis lost his way so deeply.
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  Speaker 3: As that's exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Significant.
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  Speaker 3: You're just proving my point, I'm saying. But then they'd
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  Speaker 3: be sad that I had had to do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they'd be like, it's sad that Sas drove France. No,
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  Speaker 3: you're still you're still proving my point. You're saying the
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  Speaker 3: second person that's who they think about. No, No, they
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  Speaker 3: just murder side. It's always the second person.
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  Speaker 4: You did you not hear what I just said?
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  Speaker 3: If if you murder suicided me, if I murder suicided you,
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  Speaker 3: and that's here, you are the second person.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm killing you and then I'm killing myself.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And you're saying that, No one would They wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: They wouldn't be like thinking about me they'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: that's so sad that Francis died.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I see what you mean. But they wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: angry with me, though they'd feel bad for me. They
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  Speaker 4: were like, based on.
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  Speaker 3: Everything we saw sas, some would be angry.
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  Speaker 4: Your family and then like Peter's bow and that's it
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  Speaker 4: because everyone else would side with me. Yeah, but you're
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  Speaker 4: still totally kidding. I know, but I know you're proving
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  Speaker 4: the thing is.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was. It's obvious that it was a joke.
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  Speaker 1: You do not have to confirm that you're kid.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but that that was too far. I don't
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  Speaker 4: like saying that. It made me feel bad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I was I was joking the entire time,
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: But everything was fine until I was like, no one
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  Speaker 4: would care if I'd killed you, I mean asked pretty
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  Speaker 4: much family.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty much exactly what I said to you.
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  Speaker 1: No, he meant it.
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  Speaker 4: What he said what you said was different. And it
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  Speaker 4: was an interesting point, which is that uh, no.
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  Speaker 1: One cares about missus ben wa is basically what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: That person who's murdered before the suicide is overshadowed by
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  Speaker 4: the suicider. Yes, that's exactly what, but usually in a
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  Speaker 4: negative way. There's so much negative resentment towards the suicider
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  Speaker 4: that the morning for the murdered is not it does
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  Speaker 4: not get it's it's stay in court exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They post like a photo. Have you ever seen that
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  Speaker 3: Zach Fox tweet where he was saying it was like,
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  Speaker 3: it was like, this is the photo that they use
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  Speaker 3: when when a man murders his entire family, and it's
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  Speaker 3: like them like the whole family on a jet ski
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  Speaker 3: like smiling.
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  Speaker 1: When a white guy kills and he just has like
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  Speaker 1: wrap around some a huge grin on his face.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's weird for me to have to turn my
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  Speaker 4: head to the right to see you. Why didn't tell
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  Speaker 4: you guys always it Well, these are the two best
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  Speaker 4: seats because you don't have to turn your head at all.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to shit one time.
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  Speaker 3: I actually don't like that seat. I just did in
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  Speaker 3: that seat when you guys were gone, when we had fights,
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  Speaker 3: and but then I feel like my back was to
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  Speaker 3: the camera the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of like it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I can just observe you guys like
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  Speaker 1: a psychologist.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 3: It does kind of feel like that. It kind of
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  Speaker 3: feels like I'm the psychologist though, because I'm on the
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  Speaker 3: couch by myself.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how psychologists do it? They never sit with
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  Speaker 1: someone because they.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know if that person's gonna fucking murder suicide.
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  Speaker 1: Though, or they have a proclivity to get handsy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What percentage of psychologists or psychiatrists eventually hear from their
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  Speaker 1: subject that they just want to fuck them?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's got to be probably a lot. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: because I've never I've actually never, I haven't been to
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  Speaker 3: a psychologist ever. Remember THERAPYT last time I went to
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  Speaker 3: a therapist, I was really young.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you tell your therapists that you want
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  Speaker 1: to bang them, they have to just be.
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  Speaker 4: Like, they can't understand why you're feeling I feel that,
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  Speaker 4: and I unfortunately do not feel that way really, And
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  Speaker 4: then I don't know, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 3: And then they probably say like, we're gonna recommend you
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  Speaker 3: to someone else. They say that someone even hotter or uglier.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they maybe they bump you down a level.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, clearly.
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  Speaker 1: This was a mistake, or they're just like, we'll bump
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  Speaker 1: you down a level to see if it's me or
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  Speaker 1: if it's you. Yeah, if they just want to fox
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  Speaker 1: anybody that they get intimate with.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they transfer them to another another therapist that they
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  Speaker 3: can fuck them. But then it doesn't It definitely doesn't
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  Speaker 3: hit the same when they're not when they're no longer
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  Speaker 3: your therapist.
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  Speaker 1: Because you keep on trying to get therapy advice from
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  Speaker 1: them and they're just like, hey, I just want to fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's just like a girl, you know, is.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of what happens? And they departed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's exactly great.
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  Speaker 4: I love that scene. The therapist set to uh dark yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, or there's no you r yeah uh comfortably no, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 4: And I think he's like, yeah, I think so, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, something like that, and then it just jump
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  Speaker 4: cuts and she's on the kitchen counter and he comes
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  Speaker 4: over to her pussy.
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  Speaker 4: I've always thought she was unbelievably beautiful. She was so
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  Speaker 4: good in Uh, Up in the Air, and also she
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  Speaker 4: was good in Source Code.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen either of those.
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  Speaker 1: Up in the Air.
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  Speaker 3: No, you have to watch Wait, what's up in the air.
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  Speaker 4: That's Cooney firing people everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Cooney consultant going through airport security.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think i've seen it. Sounds familiar, though, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't heard. What's the other one?
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  Speaker 4: Source Code? Yeah, Jillen Hall dies a billion times trying
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  Speaker 4: not They put plug him into this machine. He has
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  Speaker 4: to figure out a murderer.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm a big Jillen Hall fan. Is that a
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  Speaker 4: I heard that.
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  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: On Rotten Tomatoes. I'll be honest, guys, I didn't really
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  Speaker 3: like the first one that much.
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  Speaker 4: I did, you did? I thought it was really interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it in theaters and I was like, this
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  Speaker 3: isn't as good as I wanted it to be. You
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  Speaker 3: want it to be as good I wanted it to
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  Speaker 3: be Heath Ledger, Yeah, exactly, and it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting. I rewatched it. I think That's one of
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  Speaker 1: my biggest litmus tests of whether I enjoyed a movie.
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  Speaker 1: I rewatched it, I still enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 3: I never wor rewatched it, only saw it once.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: So does God God dump rack or flash clam in
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: this movie?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I think she flashes clam.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Actually flashes clam.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: No, I doubt it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: In her documentary she dumped rack. Really, she just is
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: like smoking a blunt out back on a beach chair
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: to the world. Yeah, her rack dumped.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: She's pretty good. She's real deal.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Her rack is dumped out in that one with Bradley Cooper.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Someone dropped the rack routine on her.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could use that rack routine.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's in the bathtub.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: She's dancing like a Persian dancer with her two titties
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: going in different what's.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: That movie called The Oh Starsborn?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Stars Born?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I don't recall her dumping rack in that, but I believe.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You Stars Born the highest grossing mid budget movie of
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: all time, and right now that new mid budget movie,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: It Ends with Us, is the highest grossing mid budget
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: since The Star Is Born.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Whoa? I think?
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I think I thought Whiplash was the highest budget or
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: maybe it's the lowest budget, low highest grossing low budget movie.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: The budget for activity tiny budget budget. What's your much? Repair?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: On three hundred bucks by one camera?
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was shot on a fucking ring camera.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You know the you know the budget for Whiplash is
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: only two million dollars?
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Does that so? Yeah? That was Miles Teller's breakout role.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think it was a short first.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, I wonder what I wonder what you know? JK.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Simmons made for that. I think he won bat.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Three hundred thousand dollars, right, broke boy, get your money up, Simmons.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I would I would never do that. I would never
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: do a movie role and win a huge award for
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It was three point three million dollar budget and it
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: grossed fifty million dollars.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: What Simmons got paid, he would Teller got paid. See
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: how much they paid the drum sets. No drum sets
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: were harmed in the making of this few.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: You also had to have trained a lot for that role.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: He must have played a lot of drums heading into that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely, he must have a background in that.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: I think he did, but I don't know if it
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: was jazz. I mean, it was such intense jazz music
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: that they were playing.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: It says that there isn't much information about how much JK.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Simmons was paid for this role, even know what that means?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Will you look share how much I have shared jazz
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: drumming Miles Taylor had to do in order to prepare
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: for the role. Please.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I heard a criticism of this movie that I might
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: have even brought up on this podcast before that the
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: rote memorization of perfect timing is antithetical to jazz drumming.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: You don't have to have perfect timing to be a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: great jazz drummer.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Now, surprisingly, not that much. Two months of training three
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: to four hours a day, up to three times.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: A week, that's not as much as I would have thought.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: The fuck was that whiplash? I don't know why I
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: just started playing?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: So have you watched which the prestige yet says since yesterday?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Now I haven't.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten around to it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I thought that you were serious about this podcast. I
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: thought that you took the shit seriously.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I do. What's that mid tier, low budget, high end
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: thing you just talked about? It ends with us? Yes,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: what's that?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It's a movie about It's basically a women's movie.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Is it good though?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: No?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: What is that the one with Blake Lively? Yes?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You know the Internet's coming for Lively right now?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: They hate her? Why because she like, I think she's
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: kind of a bitch, and she caused she called. I
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: think it was something that had to do with she
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: did an interview where I guess she was like nine
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: weeks pregnant or something like. She wasn't she hadn't been
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: pregnant that long, but she it was public, like she
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: announced it and then the interviewer was like, uh, said
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: something and then she was like speaking of which like
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: let's see the like let's see your bump. And then
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: she was like let's see your bump to the interviewer
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: who wasn't pregnant, and everyone was like what the fuck?
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: That was like kind of mean, that's what happened.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on Lively side.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I could almost see that going both ways.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it was more I think it
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: was more rude than I could see.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I could see the world deciding that it's incredibly inappropriate
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: for an interviewer to ask Blake Lively to show her bump.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I think it was like, I notice your bump or something,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: and then she was like, I notice your bump. I
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: probably worded it incorrectly.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Whatever it is, that's just one of those things where
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: tiptoeing around the bureaucracy of pregnancy is not something I
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: will ever fully understand, and so I avoided at all costs.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: That said, if it's a woman, I know I want
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: to touch the bump every single time.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I don't think today. I don't think you
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: can even address the bump until like they're going into labor,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: until the baby's boy and be like I did, Oh
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: my god, I had no idea you were pregnant.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Well, at that point I actually reach in and feel
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: the baby. Yeah, yeah, palm the head, you feel the placenta,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: and I communicate through through impulses. I'm not your but
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I will be an important person involved.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: So they're just the father who stepped up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: They're just drowing lively for that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Your dad's gone, I think, so, yeah, I think that's
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: why what that's so, I'm I'm trivuting. I'm very uh.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of information on this.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That's such bullshit. I just don't have a problems. I
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem when a actress, a Hollywood actress,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: is a bitch. The same way I don't have a
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: problem when a politician is corrupt. It's like, obviously you're
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: fucking corrupt. You're a politician like Eric Adams. You see
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: that Eric Adams is getting like federally indicted because he
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: took Turkish airways.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, business class, not even first class. Oh yeah, oh
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: my god.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: He bought a regular ticket and they just bumped him up.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And the aggregate is it, it's one hundred thousand dollars.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: The issue is that the Turkish travel agent or the
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: person that booked him the seats got a special position
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: in his cabinet as a result of those kinds of favors.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: That's not great. But as far as the perks that
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: he took, they weren't exactly perky. Yeah, what they weren't
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: super perky?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: No, there's no way that's so expected. That's par for
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the course for a politician. In my in my estimation,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I think the politicians are obviously doing shit like that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Obviously they're corrupt. Obviously they're power hungry. Obviously they're going
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to use every little bit of their power in any
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: way possible. They're not fucking living on farms eating McDonald's
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: or whatever. They're just get there. They're they're trying to
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: maximize that. I do not give a fuck about that.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it. I've been very out
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: of touch with the news.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: That because that image you just conjured a blending of
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: old McDonald had a farm.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you say ei e I an.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know many farmers that are just housing big max.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You know who is Warren Buffett. Warren Buffett lives on
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: a big farm and eats McDonald's.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Early morning yep, drives up in his Cadillact to the
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: drive through window, and he was the usual No, he
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: has two orders and one depends on I think it depends.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: On the ethnicity of the worker.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I think is that what it was.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: He's like, I do not want the curry unless if
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: there's a white white girl working at McDonald's.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got surry at McDonald's in Nebraska. That's crazy.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: That would be all they should make a fast food
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Indian place.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, all Indian is fast food. It just literally
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: sits in a Yeah. I guess then it's amazing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: But imagine rolling up to like t makas and you
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: just get some like I'll just do the chicken teak
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: and masala.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It'd be amazing.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: It's in your lap in thirty seconds, making me hungry.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Suddenly I'm craving Indian food.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Just putting some ketchup on your tiki masala. Yeah, putting
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: some ketchup on you.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: People who are racist towards Indian people have clearly never
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: had chicken teak and masala. That ship is a work
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: of art. I know, so good.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Whenever people are like the Indian people aren't that good
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: at the Olympics, it's almost like, well have you seen
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: what they do in the fucking.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Kitchen exactly, spending their time in.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: The lab even the vegetarian.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Dishes or and they're like Indian people smell weird. I'm like, well,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: if you've had non, have you tried the garlic non?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want. Have you tried the sagphonneur.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The sagpreneur will change your life.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Indian food is it's honestly like, it's a top it's
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: a top three for me. It's really it's so good.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: It's so good and I'm hungry.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: If you say that online, it will. It's almost like
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the It's almost like one of those things you put
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: on the wall where the termites come crawling out. Yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it's you just will all the races will just like, dude,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I keep on getting to the surface.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep on getting these, like these tweets on
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: my timeline that are like something about Indian people and
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: they're like really racist, And I'm looking for the joke
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: because I'm like, surely this is a joke, right, And
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: then you go to the replies and it's not a joke.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: And then I just block the account so I don't
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: need to be see.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And then Elon Musk is like more of this.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unblock. He goes in and unblocks the account for you. Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want to see like actually racist shit. Yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: you like, I don't want that?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Is anyone talking about this? Yeah, this is a great point.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Why would I want to see like like, I'm all
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: for racist jokes.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you need to be the change you
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: wish to see in the world, So you should start
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: tweeting the opposite of racist stuff about Indian people. True.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Just went to seven eleven fantastic service.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Or or just went to seven eleven. The entire staff
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: was white.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible job.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: And inside was another Indian customer who offered me a
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: job at his Fortune five hundred company.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: There we go tweet that do you know Indian people?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I think we've talked about this before, but you know
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Indian people own fifty percent of all motels in America.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: That's not true.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yes it is, look it up, look it up. No,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: you got I already have looked up multiple things today.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: You guys got to look up something.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: No way, that's true.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Look it up.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I don't even need to look it up. I'm gonna
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: go ahead with my gut here and just say it's wrong.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I love a good fact when I'm right, and I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: know you're about to be wrong. It's about to blow
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: up in your face. You got about five seconds to say,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I think you actually might be right. Repeat the fact
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: the Indian people own hotels in America.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Motels.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how you don't want to say.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: You don't want to.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say anything like I could see that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I'm going to hold you're gonna hold.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to hold my respect.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: How the Shaws helped compromise an impressive statistic. Indian immigrants
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: and their children make up about one percent of the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: US population, but they own roughly half the motels in
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the country. Wow, NPR twenty sixteen.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Oh that's not true anymore. That's too old.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Eight years old.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Now I heard it's one hundred percent.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Now no, yeah, no, who now, I'll look it up.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: What the hell? And about seventy percent of those motel
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: proprietors can trace their heritage to one state in India, Gujarat.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, hy hydra are bad.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: The fact that they all come from one place. How
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It's like Dominicans make baseball players and Hujarat makes motel
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? That is a great statistic. Holy shit,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you guys weren't listening to that PPR in twenty sixteen.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I was, Fuck, you got my ass. I was just
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: getting on a barstool at twenty sixteen.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Were you really is that when you got hired?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's crazy. If it was before or after this
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: article about Gujarat actually probably right around this time.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: So you were busy. Oh dude, you were, That's why
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: you missed it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Did you see that a third of the families that
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: own the motels have the last name Patel.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, but.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: That's like Smith. That's actually probably more powerful than Smith.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: A name used by the educated merchant class in Gujarat, India,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: which means land owner.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Patel does.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know what that meant, and I
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: can't look it up anymore. But I did read read
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: a book called The Something of Water, The Shape of Water.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: It's really interesting.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I've heard of that.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: It's a novel.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Uh and they turned into a flick?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Did they?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I think they did?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: That sounds really for that's the Is that the one
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: where the it The Shape of Water is where the
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Do quick google on that, pull it up.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: The Shape of Water is where the it's like a
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: nineteen fifties facility where a woman starts fucking an alien.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: No, I know what you're talking about. I saw that
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: movie too.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Is that not the shape?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: The Shape of Water fantasy slash romance.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: What the fuck am I talking about? It's not the
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Shape of Water.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: It takes place in Baltimore. The Shape of Water. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: at the port, which is a good time to pivot into,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: which get time to pivot in. I'll be in Baltimore
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: this weekend. The Shape of Water has a ninety two
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: percent on Rotten to me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Good amazing?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I watched it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: There's a there's like a key scene in that movie
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: where the age the government agent he like, has a debate.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Doesn't affect the movie at all, but his debate is
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: is it more clean to wash your hands after you
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: pee or before you pee? And he was basically like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: there's two types of men in this world. Men who
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: wash their hands before they touch their dick and men
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: who wash their hands after they touch your dick. And
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I could say before, you think it's better, it's I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: think it's before.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I've always not understood the washing your hands
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: out like I do it if there's people in the bathroom.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: What this guy isn't accounting for is sweaty shaft.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Sweaty shaft. But that's still it's just sweat.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're washing your hands like you're sweaty shaft.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: But think about all the ship that you've taught, Like
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I just rode the city bike in I just I
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: went to uh Starbucks, grabbed the handle like all that ship,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: and now I'm gonna go touch my dick with that?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: What if there was fucking a Well, you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Don't wash your hands before you you touch your dick.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I know I don't, but I'm saying the only guy
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: to get AIDS from a Starbucks handle so much. No, no, no.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: He's a Starbucks's ice pumpkin latte daily rout.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: That got to him.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: But wouldn't it make more sense to wash your hands before?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: That's this guy's point.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I think you should do it. You really want to
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: be freaking before and after.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: By the way, the book is called The Covenant of Water.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I apologize. It's a good book. It's quite long. I
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: don't know that i'd recommend it, but it does explain
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: a lot about the cast system in India.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it's the main takeaway.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: You don't really care at all.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: You're not just going along with it. First of all,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I'm a reader.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: You think you are a book You wite books you
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: read ten years ago, and you're like, I just reads ago.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Every book I've ever read was three years ago.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: You stopped.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I read like ten books in a year, and then
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I ever read a book again. I know, I know this.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: I can tell based on the books that you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I read a pretty single Charles Bukowski book and every
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: single Jack carrowac book in one year.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I think read books for you to get back into reading.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I read Sam Tallan's book, which was good. It was
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: actually phenomenal. It's one of my favorite books. But that's like,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: that's like the genre of book that I like is
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: like the the road road dog books. And I've tried
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: to get into like because that I've I've read a
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: lot of those. But then I was like, I wanted
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: to get into like history. If you try and become smarter.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: If you like road dog books and sort of journey books,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: try The Lincoln Highway by Amoor Towels. He wrote a
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Gentleman in Moscow.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I'll have to check it out.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: It's really great.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I'll have to check it out.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I want to get back to the Indian cast system.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more crazy, how sort of rigid the the
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: cast system is like if you're in if you're born
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: into a certain class, it's very hard to work your
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: way up to the next one. Really and and and
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: it's you know, it's not, as far as I can tell,
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: at least from this book, it doesn't seem like people
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: of lower classes are necessarily ship on or treated worse.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: There was like honor in being a butler, right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know the only stuff I know about
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: this is from watching slum Dog Millionaire, but I feel
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: like I learned a lot from slum Dog million.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen that either. Bro, you I've heard it's phenomenal.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: It's phenomenal. Yeah, like this, can you even do?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: No?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I definitely can't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta work your neck muscles like Ray Charles.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Way back and forth a python responding to a lute.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: You know, my favorite scene in the Departed is just
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: taking it, taking us all the way back to the beginning. Uh,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: the scene where he's in the when he first meets
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: the therapist or the psychiatrist and when he uh, when
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: he's like talking about how he how he hasn't slept
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: in weeks, and then she uh because she's like what
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: do you what did you want coming here? And he's
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: like vallium and then and then she's like I should
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: have known like drugs, he can beavior and then he
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: freaks out and then she want to go blow my
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: and then she uh. He like freaks out so that
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: he's like having panic attacks and he like threw up
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: on the way there, and then she pulls out the
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: two pills and then he goes two pills and he
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: like flicks it back in her face and he goes,
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and a handgun to blow my head off? I love
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: that scene, you got, banger.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Because then she just is sucking his dick, pouring pills
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: onto it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: A couple coffins.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: He has her wrapped around his fingers. Oh yeah, he
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: played her whatever and right away too like, I'm sorry you,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe you do need unlimited amount of drugs.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you sixty vaalum and.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: To take it all the way back to the to
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the beginning. Have we figured out what this dude was
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: doing to beat you and call.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Of duty or if it was legacy blest or blast
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: legacy basted based. I'm going my way.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I think it was based legacy. I wonder if you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: listened to the show. You listen like a thief, My brother,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. I like it like a thief,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: listen like a thief. I'm going to start using that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It is good frequently. It's so good. You must not
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: have listened to my appearance on Token Sheeo podcast.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I must I think I missed that one. Really, Yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: that was he went on recently, right. I thought everyone
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: listened to that. I thought everyone heard that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like required summer reading for when
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you get back to We should.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Have Eric on the podcast like we did with Francis,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: get her rehired.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: She explained what happened. Nothing, Actually, I just made the
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: company super popular.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Is on unnamed show on Thursday. Yeah. Days, Like, let's
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: see if we can crunch the numbers and make it work.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: She's like, it'll be fifteen dollars a year for me
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: to come back and work there.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Well, if you were able to get that, she should
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: be able to.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: True, I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm not going to get
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: that again.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Francis actually gets fifty percent of all the revenue at Barstool,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: similar to the Indian people with motels.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Seventy percent of all of the Barstool employees come from
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a small town in Massachusetts.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: That is actually true. I would believe it me too.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I believe it like it was fucking yesterday in The
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: slum Dog Millionaire. They're Chai wallas tea like they bring tea,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: and that's part of a cast system. But my question
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: is if it was a female cast member, could the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: guy who's in a higher class use his power to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: sexually have a relationship with one of these people, and
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: if so, could that bump her up a caste system?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Oh good question?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Can you funk your way into a higher cast? Rob Kardashian, I.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Don't know that you can. I think it's more frowned
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: upon if you would do that for the person who's
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: in the higher class. You know, they're not really supposed
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: to date down As far as I can tell, that's
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: pretty frowned upon. But true, No, they.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Weren't that poor pussy goes.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: They weren't unequal in their classes.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: No, I know, I just meent like it's forbidden, like
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: a forbidden relationship.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: What did you say, because it was funny, I want
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: to hear.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I said that poor pussy goes nuts because Ron said,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: what if the pussy's crazy?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have to.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You know, well, how would they ever know? It's so
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: fucked it's so not fair. That's probably why they see
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: America as the land of opportunity because black China can
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: just be go from doing whatever she was doing to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: fucking a Kardashian and then suddenly she's in the highest
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: cast system.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Who was Black China fucking Rob Kardashian. She had a
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: baby with Rob Kardashian. Oh really yeah? Oh they had
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: the sex tape it did she? Yeah, Black China definitely
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: had a sex tape. That's the only reason I know Rob.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Or did she fuck someone else?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I think she fucked someone else while she was dating
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Rob and then the sexty sex tape got leaked. Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Rob couldn't put out a sex tape. He doesn't have
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the departed girl's ad workout. God, no, if he did,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I would definitely watch that sex tape. You had the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: glue working.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you gotta start. You gotta start commenting
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: that on like girls because you know how like when
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: like a girl put like a girl post something and
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: then all the comments are like, drop the ad workout? Well,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: let dudes need to start draping, start commenting that, bro,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: drop that on the girls posts. Who's the one that
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: everyone keeps posted about, Gracey? Gracy Abrams. What's her name?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Tracy Abram? Who's Tracy Abrams is she the governor of
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Georgia or something like that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: It sounds like Abrams a musician, Gracy Mansion. Am I
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: wrong about Chapman? Tracy Chapman. That's what I was thinking of.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Is the musician fast car?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams is Georgia state represented?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Correct?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Is that what we're talking about, Stacey.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about. Yeah, Gracie Abrams is a musician and
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: she always posts videos and all the comments are like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: drop your app Are you talking about this woman's Yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: that's exactly who I was referring to.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Was she had crazy apps.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Chapman.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Nobody in the state legislature has crazy apps anymore. Back
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in the day, Back in the day, bros used to
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: have who do you think is the most built politician
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of all time? Which politician has the sexy sexiest body?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: RFK bro.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's and he's turns out he's been fucking yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: but he's not had to see that he's been sneaking around.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: He used to didn't apparently to have mediary He spread
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: colmendeal All on the n YU campus. He was fucking
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Baron Trump finding out that your roommate was fucking RFK,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Like freshman year.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you walk into the quad and Baron Trump
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: and RFK are playing Hackey Sack, smoking a doobie, talking.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: They probably have linked up.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, if they're spreading chlamydia.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, went to like they probably popped by, like
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn Fair got something at the hot bar.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Two different strains of chlamydia finding each other, winding their
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: way around the campus and getting back to one another.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Do you think when Baron Trump fucks at college, like
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: the Secret Service has to wait outside of the dorm, it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Probably he probably tags them in when he gets tired.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, Yeah Schultz. And then we're just talking about this.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: What are they saying about Baron Trump fucking college? Really?
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: So it's gonna look like you took that bit from them.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's I think it makes sense how we
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: got there. Okay, well what did they say? I want
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: to Should we just cut that?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Should we just risky person?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Should we just cut their thing in.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And compared if it was.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Word for response like a response video? Yeah, watch us
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: watch Flagrant Yeah Flagrant podcast.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: With ours side by side to see what happened, to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: see who's closer. You think that he's taken them to
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: dates at Crumble Cookies. You think you can skip the
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: line at Crumble Cookies.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: You know how? I know Andrew Schultz is doing really well.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Because he told up Madison Square Garden twice us.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I used to do his podcast frequently and I haven't
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: in a very long time. Used to do What Flagrant too.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: You used to go on that. I've been on it
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: a few times.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody about.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: This and the fact that I don't even have a
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: bid at it means they've really leveled up.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what it is. I was talking about
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: this with someone recently. They were they were they asked
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: someone else, not Schultz, but another big comedian, like a
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: huge podcast. They're like, can I do your show? And
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: they were like, we want to have you on, but like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: because of how much the advertisers pay, we have, they
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: have like a quota of viewers that they have to
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: hit like a baseline and guests no like they have
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: they have a baseline of views that they have to get.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: You know how like sometimes when we have a guest on,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: the episode will get less views. So it's like if
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: you're not huge to the point that they're going to
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: get more views. Like if there's a chance that they're
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: gonna get less views and then they have to like
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: give all them money back to the advertiser.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's why they have that. That sounds not true that
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: they have to give the money back to the.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Maybe they might not have to give the money back
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: to the advertiser.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I might have made that, But that's why they have
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: the minor league system. Yeah, they'll send some people through
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the miners.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: They'll send him on the like you can do the
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Patreon episode, right, Yeah, have you ever been patreoned? What
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: does that mean when you go to record it, when
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: you go to do someone else's podcast and then they
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: they put it on the Patreon.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Dude, worse even than that. One time Ian Finance asked
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: me to come on his podcast and it was with
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Zach Demico, Zach and Miko. Sure yeah, and Ian didn't
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: even come. Oh really, so it's just me and Zach.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Really we don't know each other. Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I could see you guys never having cross I.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: See you guys being a different ends of the comedy spectrum. Fully,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: like like maybe you're a diametric opposite if one of
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you was a different race.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's funny And they had other They hit
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Graham k On as well, so there were people there
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: that I could talk to. But I texted me in after.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, where were you. Yeah, He's like, oh,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I had a gig or something like. That's insane. That's
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: pretty crazy. That's like if we invited a guest on
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: here and then none of us. It was like Owen
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: and Tyler.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, like when you had we invited Colin?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did do that. That was the worst day
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: of my life.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: No, I since I'm actually friends with column it was fine.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: But I don't think I've ever felt worse than that moment.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you come a bunch of complications with travels.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: From traveling from his dream state to his awake state.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: He slept through it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: When I see you, I didn't. I didn't sleep.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: And it's two pm. I know that's your first coffee
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: of the day.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, first of all, I'm not a two coffee
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: a day. I'm one coffee a day.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I know CARDI, I would just say it's actually three
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: could be good for your heart. Saying that cardiology.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: I'm always the headlines that are saying more coffee equals better.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: It's probably sponsored by big coffee.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: How is that possible when I have more than two coffee?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: If I have another coffee in the day, I get
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: so jittery.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Dude, if I have two wised coffees in one day, Like,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I'm literally standing in my apartment being like, I don't
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: know if I'm going to be able to make it,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: like I might like, I like, I might have to
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: kill myself.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Tracing the outline of your face on the media, putting
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: a gun to this.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I don't even get jitry for iced coffee anymore. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: get like, like, if I drink too much, I just
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: get really sad, like insanely depressed.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: It's crazy how I feel about booze now. Really I've
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: said that too, though.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: What like when you're would you get that while you're drunk? Yep, dude,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: stop drinking.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: That's all I have been trying, and you won't let me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not not like.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: You're trying to gate keep sobriety. Well, because you tried
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: to keep it from me, so I gotta give it back.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I never tried to gig keep it. I wasn't because
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sober.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: We were in Colorado. You guys cornered me and you
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: were like, drink.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: That's not gate duping. Kind of gatekeeping would be as
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: if if I was sober and I was like, I'm this,
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I'm doing this thing. You can't have it too well?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: You were you were so anti Yeah, you were anti
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: my sobriety. Is why I kind of feel like I
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: have to be anti yours. If you're getting sad well drunk,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: don't drink.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: I wanted you to develop a healthy relationship with drinking.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: But then I saw that you had done it for
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: your own reasons and I totally got behind it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: True is, for a bit, he was doing it so
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: he could make this one joke that he was trying
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: to make.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I was working. I had an idea for a sobriety joke,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: and I decided to run with it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Prestige. It's like when you have to dress up
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: like the Asian person and someone sees you drinking, they'll
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: be like, this joke doesn't work. Have you watched the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Prestige yet? Since you talked about it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I've already been doing a couple of times.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: You getting sad while drunk is one of the worst
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: feelings imaginable, Like you ever, you never like when you're
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: going out and for some reason it's just not you're
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: not getting drunk, and you just keep drinking, but you
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: like can't get into it. It's the worst.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: When I had college parties, sometimes I would just like
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: go to like sit in my room alone.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even sad. I was just I think I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: was like overwhelmed. Yeah, it was just like too much
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: like social. I don't I don't. I didn't know where
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: to like go. I'd be like, yeah, I'm going to
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Dude, this this wedding, this weekend. I went to the
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: bathroom probably eighty times.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and just stood it in there to get it's
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: like getting out. I looked at my phone, but I
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: was like, is this just who I am? But it's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: not something that has like followed me in life. I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: don't think it's like a relatively normal thing that you
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: just want to get.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well it's not really a normal environment to
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: be in, like a big party. Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Our ancestors didn't.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Have They didn't have kegers.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: That's not right. They weren't kegsting parties had been going
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: on forever.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Who invented parties? Google this h the ad texts the Mayans.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Was it not?
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: They had because they had the original Torah part party
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: or what's toga party?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Taurus the Greeks Torre's jew Greeks were big on partying.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: It's saying the Egyptians that makes sense. Fifteenth century BC,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: raucous celebrations of drunkenness.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: How do you think the first party started? What do
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: you think there was? Like, it was like three dudes
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: and then like one other person came.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, it's a party now.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Someone put the flipper onto something here.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: I think someone put the last piece on the top
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: of the fucking pyramid. They were like, I'm fucking having
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: a drink. And then everyone else is like me too.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: We lost nineteen members of our family. Don't make this thing.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Generations of our family have died. It's time. Just the
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: first Egyptian slave worker cracking a.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I wonder what I wonder what the logo looks
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: like back then?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: The pyramids are blue?
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Blue?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh god, pyramids are red. Just piping hot beers and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: drinking the hottest meat before refrigeration. They're just getting fucked
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: up on ice hot beer.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Super skunked beers. This tastes like fucking shit. That's probably
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: how IPA's became a thing.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: That's probably how shotgunning became a thing, true, because they're like,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I don't want to taste it, get it done quick.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: It's actually easier to do when it's not cold.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I had a spear and a glass jug of wine.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Or like beer bonging. They're like, do they didn't have
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: a beer bong on them? I want to shoot this
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: beer into me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That's probably what the ancient technologies that Joe Rogan's always
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, it's like, actually the pyramids were a
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: conduit to use light.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Oh you know fast. I forgot to tell you guys this.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I did this a while ago. I don't think I've
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: gotten my email yet, but they made a Have you
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: guys gotten that? Have you guys seen that thing on
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Instagram of the kettle bell with Joe Rogan's face on it?
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I signed up. I made an account so that
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I could get an email out a chance of buying
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: one of them. They're like five hundred dollars. I want
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: one so bad for the studio. I was gonna bring
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: it in one day. And it's just a massive kettle.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: It's a fifty count pound kettlebell and it's like an
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: e and it's an exact replica of Joe Rogan's face.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: What do you think SaaS would do with a kettle bell?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Don know how I would get that here? I don't
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: know how I would transport fifty pounds of Rogan's head.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, is it shaped like his head or it's like.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: It's dude, it's his, It's his exact face.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: It one where he's is it the one where he's
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: looking really intense and his he's sweaty kind.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Of yes, and like he's like this, Yeah, I know
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: that one.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that kettlebell. I know that I'm familiar
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: with that that bell.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Ive done some swings with that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I wonder if I got I don't think i've gotten.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm on the wait list.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Imagine the poor delivery guy who has to bring that
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to your fifth y'all.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: It's happening. It's really happening. Chosen through random generation, we
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: have identified that the first group will access the kettlebell
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: and have a chance to walk away with the fifty
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: five mounds of inspiration and home to core.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: That's so heavy.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Oh no, We're sorry. When informed that you were not
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: selected in this round. You have to steal a chance.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: We have to get one off game time.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I know you have to get one off a secondary
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: kettlebell market.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: They're probably going for like ten k p s at
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: this point. Should we chip in and get one?
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think secondary market on the.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Secondary Well, it's long. Let me even finish reading this email.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: The group has been selected, we'll receive access. It's September thirtieth,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: and we'll have forty hours to co clearly their purchase.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Once the forty hours pass, blah blah blah, the Rogan
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: kettlebell will be available for purchase at two hundred and
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: fifty dollars US date on. It will be donating one
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars. Blah blah blah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: We need to get our hands on one of these kettlebells.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I don't care how the fuck you do it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Well, it's bullshit that I just I'm just seeing this now.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: You want to find a photo of the Rogan kettlebell.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Francis, Well, devise a little bit of a workout routine for.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, fifty five pounds you got. There's not god
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: limits with the shoulder press. It limits what you're able to.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I would feel that great about
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: shoulder pressing fifty five pound kettle ball.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Look at this line.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: That seems really heavy to me. No, I think it's because.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: You shoulder press to forties, probably easily two fifties.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: It's just really heavy. To me. It would be I
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: would do rose with it with my hand on a
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: something so bent over rose both arms, I would do
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: swings and then I mean, you can't really do it.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can do a Turkish get up
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: with one that heavy. SaaS I don't know if Sas
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: could do anything.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: God, it does not look like him at all.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: What do you mean it doesn't it's his head, it's
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: his face.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It looks it looks like a Buddha. It looks like
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: considerably fatter than his face.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I want it so bad.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: If I was rogue, that would piss me off so much.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: If that was if someone was misrepresenting my face, like
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: when Christiano Vernado got that false bust.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's an exact, exact replica. I need it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Is he is he part of it?
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I think so. Wow, you think you could pull some
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: strings and get it? I bet if you actually think
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I could or shame No, Shane, could you do that
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: for me?
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Do you want it that badly?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I want it that badly.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think you've earned it. I really would appreciate
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: it if you'd have to show some sort of initiative
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: that you actually want to get into shape.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I don't want it to work out. I wanted to
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: put in the studio.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Just to put it on the table, and the table
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: yeah snaps in half.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we could say we had Rogan on. Here's
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: what I'll do. I want to put it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: If you get to a point where you can actually
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: shoulder pass that fifty five pound kettle belt, I'll start
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: working on getting one for you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Work it, dude. They're going to be sold out by then.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Fifteen pounds of muscle.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: But we're going to this source brother, the arm shoulder press,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: a two armed shoulder press.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: No, I want to I'll talk to Shane. I'll call him.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I'll cash in my one text of the year. Hey,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: sorry to bother you. I was really hoping you could
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: help me get in one of those Rogan kettlebells crafted
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: right now. Well, because I'm not using my one text
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: for that, bro.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: That's the most worthy thing, you could use your one.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: You're hoping he's going to go back on SNL, so
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you could have four more bud lights.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: I think, so, bro.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Get that kettle belt now, I gotta get it. This
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: year he'll go on as uh.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I saw Bargazzi's hosting it again.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: He's hosting again, which makes me think Shane's again.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this year?
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think they usually have two of the same
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: people that hosted last year host this year?
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Though I'm sure they have. You know, it seems like
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: there was a period there were justin Timberlake hosted every year.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, Alec eight times or whatever. I heard that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: He heard that he they offered him to do Trump
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the entire year and instead he went to Skankfest. That's
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a true fucking legend.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I saw that about Shane.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: He went to Skage for skang Fest.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I saw that on Twitter and then I looked it
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: up and I didn't find anything about it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: So wait, they wanted Shane to do Trump the whole year.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he turned it down to go to Skankfest.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: That's what That's what rumors are saying. Don't quote me
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Imagine having to come up to New York every Saturday night. Though.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but I'll do it in Philly. So that
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be that bad.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be that good?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: No, it wouldn't.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Plus, he's on the road.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's not the worst gig in the world
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: to drive from Philly to New York to be on
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: one of the biggest television shows ever.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but what would they pay him?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Nothing? Probably?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I've literally done this. I went from New York to
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Philly to be on one of the biggest shows on
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the almost. I did it every week when he was
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: on the Sixeries. I literally did that. And look where
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: it got me suit with YouTube joker. Maybe a little
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: less love for my dad would have me on s
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: n L.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Damn, dude, Ron is torching us.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: That's a joke. That's my joke.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, you just used your own joke again. I
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: said that. He said he called us jokers. You do
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: he called us clowns.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Joker one or joker too? Joker one.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Is that water open?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's not drank from it's just cracked.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I just just a trace himunt with the Spanish fly
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want that ship.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: So did we Are we getting to Diddy?
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Or no?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I don't really have much to say about Diddy?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Did he very upset? I got Jack Didley about did he?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: They're saying Justin Bieber and one hundred and twenty of
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: his friends came together in a class action lawsuit linking
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: their arms.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: JB.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: JB was a victim, bro and you guys cracked jokes
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: at JB's expense, I not knowing that he's tortured. I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: never once cracked a JB's expense. Run the tape, I
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: never did. You never cracked jokes about JB.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Now, I think I think I said that. I remember
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: when I was younger, it was like it was like
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: if you were a man, you were like required to
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: hate Justin Bieber.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Right exactly. I never said that, And that was I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: said that me and Francis were on Biaber's side.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Now, you guys were at the age where you probably
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: like actually hated him.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'd never hated him.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Hailey Bieber has developed a line of lip gloss that
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: has lines out the door of every retail store that
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: really she's become the face of their their couple.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Graham got my wife, Hey, he had access to Hailey
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Bieber's lip gloss and got it as it we all
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: met up at it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Graham Bennett.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Graham Bennett got my wife a tube of that
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: exclusive lip gloss.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: By the way, you said Graham, as though it would
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: be obvious which Graham in your life you were talking. Oh,
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I knew immediately Ben would have been wait on the list.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: I had no idea.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I knew instantly.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's crazy on a first name basis and
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: a lip gloss. That's crazy.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: It's crazy to let another man by your wife lip gloss.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Imagine going out to dinner with your wife and another
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: man's like, oh, I got you something, by the way, yeah,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: lip gloss.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd lee.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, get the check. We're leaving now, but.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Get the check. Graham's you can do. I'm gonna let
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: you pay for this, but this is the last.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Time, and we're taking the lip gloss exactly, We're still
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: we weren't giving back the.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Lip loss, and I'd like some more.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You can't understand in that line.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I would take the lip gloss and then like regift
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: it for a birthday or something.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even Alex.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: It was just Graham. That's crazy. I didn't know you
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: and Graham were tight like that is he's still in
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: New Yorker's he backing.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, so he's back and okay, see message him right now.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: We should get him on the pod.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: You ever watched the Okay see Bombing documentary? No you haven't.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: What is it about the time when you did stand
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: about there?
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Funny was that Ted k No that was a white
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: supremacist group. They were very they were actually there was
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: a lot of ties between them and Timothy McVeigh. There
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: was a lot of ties between them and the what
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: was that cult? In the Waco Cult? In the Waco
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Cults documentary, there's a scene where they're the reporters are
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: showing all the people that are like waiting on the
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: street like in support of the cult, and one of
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: the dudes is the dude that bombed Okay, see whoa
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: isn't that weird crossover? Like that?
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Help me with this a little bit. One of them?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: I think it's the Timothy McVay or is it Ted?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Ted Kazinski is the dude that built the bombs in
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: the woods and then sent them to like North.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: And he went to Harvard and was Allian.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I think they say he was like a Harvard experiment.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: They Harvard like fed him LSD.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: And he people kind of have turned him into almost counterculture,
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: like yeah, right, he's aged. Well you could argue terrorists,
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: whereas Timothy mcveig. Nobody likes him, no one.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Well he killed a bunch of children, Okay, that's why
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I needed Yeah, because he blew the building that he
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: blew up. There was a daycare in the in the
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: first floor. I think.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's the kind of guy where like his
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: haircut will become popular in like two years.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Did he just have a buzz?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the style of it, it was like a flat top,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: white flat top.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I could go I might go
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: buzz next.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, you could pull off a buzz A good hairline.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Not really, It's okay, it's better than mine.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I think your ship has been looking crispy. I think
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the I think you're I don't think you should make
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: a decision right now.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to do it for a little
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: while because.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: The comments is because of the comments are saying people keep
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: saying get a haircut, but I delete them. I don't
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: say that.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Well, what's the pointed to leading them? If you're going
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: to tell.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Him, well, I let him know, give him a head up.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: You delete the comments so that you can tell me personally.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: I want to be the one that gets about this,
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: not you guys.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Dude. People comment People have been commenting about my hair
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: for my entire life. And then I got a buzz
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: cut and people said that I lost my mind. I didn't.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: My eyes were open. Maybe I found my mind.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Get another buzzy.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Then I kind of want.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: To right now. The only thing I want to eat
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: right now are cookies.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Well, Gin, maybe you're pregnant.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: I just want cookies all the time. I'm thinking about cookies.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Probly good. I crumbled for the first time this weekend.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: How'd you get it?
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: My little sister went and bought some.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Did she wait in line?
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know. She just came home from school and.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I remember Graham Bennett brought us a box of cookies.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: She did, yeah, and inside there was a little there
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: was a little thing of lip coss, and he said,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: she said this.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know, choose your next word.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: You really bailed on that bit.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Was to say something, and then I was like nah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: and then run sid choose your words carefully, and I
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: stepped back. He got a step back. Wow, I took
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: a step back.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Truly, truly a gracious gift that he that he gave us.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: What kind of cookies did he get? He didn't do
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: double ch double chunk chocolate chip.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: This is that was actually an analogous beat to him
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: standing in line for the Haley Bieber's Road lip gloss.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: So this is what we do is analogy.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: It is crazy that Graham's literally waited in a in
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: like a four hour long line to buy your wife.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Lip gloss and then just handed it to her. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: not even in a box, or he just handed it
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: to her like a fucking lighter.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: If you think for one second that there isn't a
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: third analogous beat coming on this, and then you don't
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: know comedic.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Structure, there's always a third, Oh there is, and it'll
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: be the most heightened, and it'll be the most heightened.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: It'll be the big punch.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: It will be something about Nazis or g yes or
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: something exactly like concentration camps.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, nice.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Student line. Famously that the two by two on the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: way to most.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: What I heard was the animals Graham Bennett is actually
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: the guy in that photo from and Square standing in
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: front of the tanks real exactly, and he's holding up
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: a thing of lip gloss and being like, don't come
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  Speaker 4: kill us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was putting lip gloss into a soldier's gun
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: during the Vietnam That's Graham Bennett. That's what Grand Bennett,
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  Speaker 1: that legend.
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  Speaker 3: Just a good guy overall who's been around. I think
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: he hates this.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: That's my boy. What are you talking?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: We're keeping because his ex wife was on barstool and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: now like two years have passed and we're still bringing
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: him up.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: But we're speaking of him in a very glowing.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: In fact only and uh, we're keeping alive the fact
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: that it's actually his name that she's using.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Not true, true, not her own. Did I told you
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: when I saw him in West Village? And I was,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I was right before I was going Iceland, I think yeah,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: And I was like going to Iceland and he was like, fuck,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: that sounds so fun. And I think he was like,
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  Speaker 3: can I come?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: You should have let him?
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I would have if he asked if he could come,
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  Speaker 3: I would have said.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, absolutely yeah, because then you would have stayed in
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: nicer places. Yeah, and he I ran in him at LaGuardia.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, you told him this was recently. He
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: was awesome. Yeah, it looks great. He's the man, He's
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: a great guy. He's the goat.
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  Speaker 1: The goat there I say he's the goat, but he
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: How would you guys have fit in a tiny Icelandic
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: car folding his six six fucking hulking frame.
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  Speaker 3: We actually had a pretty good car. We had a Rab,
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  Speaker 3: the new Rab.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: But Rav is not holding. You would have needed the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Rab with the extendo legs Graham in or he's driving,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: he would have had to drive, or he's sitting front row.
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  Speaker 1: And Peters just fucking balled up.
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  Speaker 3: Peter's is pretty big too, though. Peters is probably what
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: big sixty three?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, compared to Bennett. Now, he's both big too.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: He's got nothing on Bennett. Peter Bennett, I'm taller than
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: bo are you actually really? Yeah?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Well, he carries himself with so much more up.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: He's big though. He's a beefy guy.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: That's a new thing.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna give him credit for being strong.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: No, he's fucking jacked out of nowhere. It's disgusting. I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: hate it. His ass is huge. You see him walking
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: and it's like and it's like, dude, what the fuck
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: is with your ass? He said that people have been
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: coming up to him being like, dude, your ass is massive.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: He's on the rack?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, does he?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Does he elevate his heels?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Dude? He squats like three hundred pounds.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Does he elevate his heels when he's doing it?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Bo, you gotta work on your ass.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I know you're the kind of guy that needs to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: have like a gigantic ass.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: No, I'm never going to and I'm okay with that.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: How is your ass now?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: It's not good. It's small, it's.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Small ball, but no, it's nice.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: My ass is not even there.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need bell.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: You just sit all day.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: You count on your dick to hold your pants up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly of my balls.
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  Speaker 4: The ass of a powr.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Your asses or like your dick is like a coat
• 1:03:06
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• 1:03:09
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• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I went on a bike ride yesterday because I do it,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: because I was I had a I had a big
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: gaming session that I was planning on having, and I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: was like, I think I'll feel a lot better about
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: playing video games if I get a little electrics, if
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I go on.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: An electric bike.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: I took one of the manual bikes because I was like,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: this is at least something, dude, never again, you can't
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: even ride those like for fun, like I was on
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: flat ground.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: They're fun.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: I've never I've never been on a bike before that
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: goes slower the harder you pedal, Like, the harder I'm pedaling,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: it's slowing down.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: It's really surreal to think that we rode those for
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: you know, for years. Yeah, I rode those. I used
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: to ride. I think I've told you this. I used
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: to go out at night and in like New York
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: when I was in my early twenties or whatever, and
• 1:03:57
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• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: at san two three, two to three in the morning,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: I would ride an acoustic city come from like the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: West Village across the Brooklyn Bridge, Oh my god, to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: my apartment in Brooklyn.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Heights, crossing the Brooklyn going up that hill.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: It's a steep hill. Yeah, and I would by the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: time I got home, i'd be sober.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exercise, I'm sure it's why I did it? Dude,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: those bikes suck.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: The sweat that you get from going up the bridge
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: is insane.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I hadn't. I hadn't been on one of
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: those in since I like probably since the first year
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: that I moved here. And uh, dude, I got on
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: it and I started peddling and I got off the bike.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I was like some I was like, something's wrong with
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: this one. Like I literally thought that there was something.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: I thought there was like a flat tire or something,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: and then it was just Nope, That's just how it is.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some were better than others, but it was not
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: never good.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: It's because we just didn't.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Know compared to the e bikes.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Now, it's just like we didn't know that there was
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: anything better than the wagon.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: But the E bike is, dude, the e bike is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: the same speed as just a normal bike. Wrong, A
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: road bike yeah, same.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: You're talking with a guy wearing you know, us postal, Yeah,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: spand ax, Yeah, clipping fucking shoes.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: That road bike, but like a mountain bike is significantly
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: faster than the blue city bike.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I probably have more speeds to it, Like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: if you really push on like a ten or twenty
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: one speed bike. You can probably get somewhere. This is
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: a three speed bike.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Dude. It's just it's it doesn't even make sense to me.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Going up the hill and you just start rolling back. Yeah,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: trying to go over a bridge. Yeah, having to engage
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: your cores, you roll backwards. But at least it got
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: you right for your video games. I mean it helped,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it did get It's.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Like, how far did you go?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: I went down to the World Trade Center and then
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: I started biking back, and then I actually stopped and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: walked home. I was like, dude, this is slower than walking.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would almost encourage you to just walk.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: It took me like an hour to get the World
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Trade Center.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: I think walking is good for you.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, biking's good too, though. No, I would walk because
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: I was on the path. So it's like you're you're
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: going the whole time.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you walk on the path, apparently that's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: where all the hot chicks are.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, definitely where the hot dudes. There was a lot
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: of hot people out, were there. Yeah, on the west
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: side staring at everybody.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: First thing in the morning, I heard the hottest dudes
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: of all time.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: I've heard that as well.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I've heard like five in the morning, the dude's running.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: You can't talk to a guy that early.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. I hate him, dude. I hate the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: dudes with the shirts off running and there's just zero jiggle.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Because they makesure.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: It's because you feel insecure when I run, like I can,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: like my stomach smacks down as I'm going.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: On its Yeah, you make it class.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: It's like a constant whipping motion.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Sasas running sounds like, sounds like.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, yeah, but a run and it's just zero
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: movement anywhere. It's like when like a Chilean person is
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: playing a Morocco there's a double shake too. Yeah, it's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: like a chick chicken instead of chick chick. It's like
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: the shake on both ends of it is kind of nice.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: You see a superjack dude running, I'm always confused by that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I don't like when I see the jack dudes running
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: with their shirts off, and I don't like when I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: see dudes running and having conversations while they're running.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: The reason I feel the way I did about the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: comment I just made before he changed the subject.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I was curious to know this.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Is there's no way that you can. They must be
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: using that run as a warm up or they lifted
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: earlier in the day. You can't. In my opinion, I
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: don't think you can be super jacked.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: And run like that and run that. I think they
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: do cardio once a week, do you think, yeah, or
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: they'll do like fifteen minutes of cardio.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I appreciate you coming back to my train of thought.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: And of course it could be a three days I'm
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: here three days heavyweights, three days cardio or do you
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: think that that's not enough to get to their weight?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: I think he's right. I think it's one day of
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: cardio that they're doing and then they're lifting four days
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: a week or something.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: But you don't think there's jacked marathon runners.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: There are, but they lose it. Like I remember, I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: used to follow this dude on Instagram who was huge.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I remember that I know this, and.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Then he started running marathons and he lost like fifty
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: pounds of muscle, but he's still jacked.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he also got pretty fucking good at running marathon.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: I mean yeah fast. Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: We talked of business past week. He was saying that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: the hockey guys workout is basically just standing statically in
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: like a lunch position, so you're not bending the knee constantly,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: but you're doing like a weighted lunch and just building
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: up the tension over time.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Do you remember when you said that, Yeah, they're crazy.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: We were bending those guys years about how to get
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: fucking rocking hot bods.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking about getting a hot bod.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: I also asked him about, you know, when they're in season,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: they're playing every other day, are you really able to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: fucking because before the season they left, they get into
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: really good shape, they build a lot of muscle. Yeah,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: and then the season starts and it just sloughs off them. Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: And he said that the really good players know how
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: to kind of maintain everyone sort of just maintains well.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: So they work out while they're in season. Yeah, because
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: if that was me and I played a hockey game,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, that was my workout for the week.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: But they work out, like I remember.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Slightly different.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they're they're a different level. But now with
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: the idea of like doing a playing a hockey game,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: coming out drenched in sweat, and then like the good guys,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: they just go and hit the gym right after. Some
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: do that's what Kobe does at least, or Kobe did well.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: The NFL players do it the most because they have
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: to keep the muscle on. Yeah, in order to compete
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: the way that they do.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what There's that There was that I've always
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: see that clip on Instagram of the dude talking about
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: how he It was like the day after they lost
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: in the finals the Lakers, and the guy was like,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: I want to be the first one at the gym,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: and then he got to the gym and Kobe had
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: already been he already just finished lifting. He was going
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: to shoot hoops.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: I was so impressed from that Hard Knock season where
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Jameis Winston was on the show and he was in
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: the gym at five point thirty every morning.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not just go at like eight because practice
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: is at eight, So why don't just go like at seven.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Because you have to get the playbook, tape study at seven,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: go at six. You have to eat breakfast at six.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Breakfast, eat breakfast at five, extra hour of sleep. I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: never understood that. I have a hard time with the
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• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: I hit the gym. It's like, yeah, you also go
• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Is it really that impressive? Now, you're just avoiding your exactly,
• 1:10:41
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• 1:10:47
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• 1:10:55
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• 1:11:35
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  Speaker 3: what in his calendar.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I'm waking up early to hang out with dad as
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: he's getting off the golf course.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know what I've realized Tod is that being
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: around some people I don't even know who I was
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: around recently, someone who was like very successful, and I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: saw that their entire day had to be booked out
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: because everyone wants a piece of them. And you realize
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: that with certainly politicians. You know that they have these
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: aids and these advisors. And I remember, like the President,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I read Obama the first part of
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Obama's memoir and he talked about how, you know, he
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: books out fifteen minute windows. Yeah, and that amount of
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: time is so valuable. He's like seeing the vice premiere
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: of you know, Korea.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: What It bro Do on Saturdays? Had been into some
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: hip hop, college football, college football and hip hop.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean there's just never a minute where he's like, fuck,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: what should I do right now? Now?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: As he comes up in his calendar, it's like listen
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: to hip hop for ten minutes and he has to.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Put that in And then he didn't Ronald Reagan argue
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: that the presidency was a nine to five job.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Did he?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he did, which is a hilarious thing
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: to just be like, hey, tell fucking Iran, they could
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: call me at nine. Tomorrow.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Morning goes off at five. Do you ever have a
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: teacher like that where they'd be like, my laptop goes
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: off at three.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Imagine putin like knocking on the door of the Oval
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: office and fucking Bush or someone is like, nope, times up,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: I'm out of here.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I'm having a pork chop. I'm having a pork chop
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: and a glass of.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: The bell rang friend, see you tomorrow.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Just like watching Morgan Mindy or whatever Ronald Reagan was
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: watching at night. He was watching some local programming, watching
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Good Times or In Living Color or whatever the fuck
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: he was watching. I guess In Living Color will be.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: A little bit after a little after Reagan's time.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: When did or that's a good question, because he got
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: out of office in eighty eight. When did in Living
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Colors start ninety one?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I believe it was ninety two.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: We will put this show on pot.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: I would be impressed if you actually got that right.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety two years off ninety.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Four said it was such certain.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what even living color is.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: It was a black sketch show that on Jamie Fox
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: and the Waynes Brothers and Jim Carrey too. Jim Carrey
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: was the white eye on it, and he was so
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: fucking funny.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: It stayed a black sketch show in nineteen ninety.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's nineteen ninety you're acting like it's like civil rights.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: I think it launched Jamie Fox's career.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: They had a black sketch show in eighteen sixty five.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I was a little quick.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: It was just people sketching black people. Have you seen
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: this man? We're looking for him?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety two, nineteen ninety four. Wow, April fifteenth, tax day?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Unless you're me, then it's October second. I'm still paying.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: So did Ronald Reagan ever watch in living color? Probably?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: But not in office?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Probably not, probably like he had probably had a lazy day.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or he probably was aware that it was coming
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: two years early. Mister president, they have a new show coming.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes, I'm not running again. This country's going
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: to shit.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: This country's going to shit. Jim Carrey, I don't think.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: So, what do you guys think who's going to win
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: the presidency. We're getting close now, all days.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: I forgot I had a mail in voting thing and
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I forgot it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: I've been getting so many text messages being like, would
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: you like to Adams commit voter for them?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: This is Obama? You hear get those? Yeah, all the time,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: this is Obama. Take a seat. You ever get those?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: I get ones that are like, no, you're the last
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: name we needed for this petition? Really, and they get mad.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: It's robotic, but they get mad at me, and.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: It's just it's guilt me.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: Why have you abandoned Kamala's thing? Like? Who put me
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: on this list? Yeah?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Who got who put me?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Some of them, this one is even about voting. Urgent
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: notice to taxpayers. Hundreds of millions of taxpayer funded COVID relief, uh,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: hundreds of millions in taxpayer funded COVID relief were wasted
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: on projects unrelated to COVID nineteen Call your senator support
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  Speaker 1: fucking s five something like.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Why are they texting me this? Who gave them this information?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Was it Marriott? Was it Hilton? Problem? So reticent to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: get my phone number up because of bullshit like this,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: And they're like, we're not going to we're just wann
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: to have be able to do.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: I've been getting called from the I've been getting called
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: by the Equinox for four years straight, and I block
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: the number and they call me from another number. And
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: this is all because this is all because I went
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: I called them once and asked how much it costs
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: to join the Equinox and then they said how much
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: it costs or they like, they like loosely hint at
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: how much, they like, can you.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Send us a headshot?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: And then I said I can't do that, and They've
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: been calling me weekly since then. It's crazy to that
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: should be illegal if I block the original number. And
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: then they're like, he blocked us call from another number? Yeah,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: is that not insane?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I heard that It's well, it's probably was it Indian.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: People calling you no white.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Because I heard that seventy percent of Equinox call team
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: is from a small town in India.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Dude. One time, this guy that he was I was
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: trying to get a job in at a law firm
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: because I was trying to go to law school, and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: this guy that was a friend of my sisters said
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: he could help me because he worked at the law firm.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Just wanted to be a paralegal or whatever, and he said,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: send me over your resume. Send it over, and he's like, great,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I'll put this in front of some people. Let's connect,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: you know, in a couple of days on the phone.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: But I think we can help you. And so a
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: week went by, I reached out again, send him an email,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: so the same email that we'd corresponded. Yeah, yeah, just
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: checking in whatever. No response. Another week goes by, checked
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: in again, no response, and then like a month went
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: by and we'd had a pretty lively correspondence at this point,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: and I checked in one more time and never heard
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: from him. And it's one of those things that I've
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: never stopped thinking about why he ghost did you?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: He clearly yeah, clearly he decided or foresaw that there
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: was no opportunity. Yeah, and he never instead of just
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: being like, hey dude, I checked in on this and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: sorry the program's full or whatever, he just said, I'm
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: gonna wait until he stops yeah messaging me.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: And sometimes I think about going back and reaching out
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: to him again and being like, hey man, just checking
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: in on this. You should it's been ten years.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still waiting.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: Happened my candidacy is strong. Yeah, I've learned a lot.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: I think I have a really good shot here.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: What if you hit him up again and then he
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: offered you a position for like a million dollars a year.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Would you nail? That wouldn't happen?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Well, what if it did, would you take it?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: It's just a really dumb exercise because I have no
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: legal expertise. I have not even been in that field.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: But you can still get it. People get people get lucky.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Well, this guy's a bastard.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Oh right, well that is a d or that would
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: be a way in. Yeah, just to hit up his
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: boss and say, look at this guy, ye take his job?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean he's a bastard. You've obviously proven
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: your worst in the workplace. Why don't you just go
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: to his boss and be like, you have a bastard
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: working for you, and you could have a fucking Adonis
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: working for yeah, and.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Then hit him with an email, just be like the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: careful spitting in the wind. Bitch, Shit's coming right back
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: in your face. You thought I forgod ten years later,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: now I'm your boss.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: I went to I was in my choir when I
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: was in seventh or eighth grade, seventh grade. Seventh grade,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: we went to a competition in Disney World and there
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: was a kid named David in front of me and
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: we went on Space Mountain and he spit on Space.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Mountain and the shit came right back in his space.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, it hit me.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, I would actually kill that person if they
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: did that.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I found I like, fought the loss of physics and
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: spit on the back of his head so hard.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: I would be that that would like, I actually don't
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: know if I can think of something that would make
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: me more angry than that.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: And it spit Space Mountain on Space Mountain and it
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: hit me square in the face.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: If I'm having a good time on Space Mountain, oh
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: my god, I would have to like, I would think
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: I would actually lose control of myself.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I would crash this Space Mountain ride. I would take
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: us all for a fucking ride. Yeah, and just off
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: the road like the o'doyle family nastiness o'doyle o'doyle rules.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: They were all redheads, and it was one of those
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: things where there was just a period there were a
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: lot of movies that were popular had redheads as bullies,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: which was so antithetical because in my experience, I got
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: bullied because I had red hair.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: It's not right.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: That's not right.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: And it's really because Hollywood to vilify the redhead.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: No, I don't want to talk about it. We've gotten
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: past it.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Hollywood wanted to take down the redhead. They wanted the
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: redhead to be in a non sympathetic role.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: For some reason, all those bullies were redheads.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Thank God for conan Obra.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Do people say to you, does the carpet match the drapes?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Does it does?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: If they call me fireballs, fire crotch, ginger faggots? Oh? No,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: I know, trust me. I hated it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Here's what I want to I don't know if I
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: want to say, leave you guys with but I have
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: a question that if if your pubes receded like a hairline,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: would they recede towards or away from your penis?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Away?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Didn't we talk about this recently?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: But you and I did?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: Where in Chicago? Oh? Okay?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: Where where were we talking about that?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Probably on surviving barstool right now?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Probably towards right towards your away, towards final answer.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: Towards your balls. Yeah, I don't agree.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to go up, but that wouldn't
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: be receiving, That would be growing.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: No, but it's gonna move off of your penis, and.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: The whole patch is moving.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Like a migrating flock of Wildeby's.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: Should imagine Imagine if you woke up one morning and
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: there was just an inch gap between like your cubes.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: And your dad. That's what we're saying.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: That would be insane. We'd be like, what the fuck happened?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Would you go to the doctor if that happened? Like
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: if you woke up one day and it was just
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: not it wasn't even that big, but it was like
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: a cleaning inch, like there's no hair on that inch? Yeah,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: would you go to the doctor.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Of course it's probably from over Jelking. Yeah, joke too much.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: That is a symptom of over jael King.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: You start receiving, dude.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Some people like the Jelking talk. Some other people were like,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Jelking's been around forever, how were you guys? This fucking dumb.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Imagine listening to that podcast yesterday and being.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Like, Jesus Christ, we're just getting on.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Are they just finding out about jail?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't we start talking about Ferbi's and tomagatchily this
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: late nineties conversation of jolking you.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Ever have a TAMAGATCHI probably I had one. I never
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: really fucked with it, though, I think died. I played
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: with that thing for like an hour, just killed them.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: It's so stupid, Like what is it for? It's so Japanese.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: It's just too Japanese.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: You just have to feed your fucking your keychain so
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: it doesn't die. Oh, I forgot to feed my keychain.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: It kind of feel like something like that, Like Nick
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: would like still be into now, Like you'd go over
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: to his apartment and he would have like a thousand
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: tomagotchi's bedtime.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually like it.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Or you'd be like at a bar with him and
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: be like, I gotta go, I gotta go feed.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got his ass all right?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Not that was a good sod.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Good soad.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in I'm gonna be in Baltimore tomorrow
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: and through Saturday. Please come, because last time I was
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: supposed to be in Baltimore, the tickets weren't selling well
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: and then I canceled it. I didn't well, I didn't
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: cancel cause the tickets weren't selling well, but I canceled
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: it and everyone was like, dude, what the hell. I
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: was so pumped for that, So buy your tickets please.
• 1:27:00
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• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: We're changing the name of the site.
• 1:27:08
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• 1:27:10
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• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Harry Settle dot com is taken.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bye me, holy shit.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: But you won't use it for this, Yeah, we use
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: in case one wants to buy it later down the road.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, all right, exactly exactly Bye.