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HICCUPS | Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #125 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: fucking sick over there. I'm excited for it, mean too,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be super excited for it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just excited for the future and what it holds. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that you're going to be the assistant to
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  Speaker 1: the assistant GM of comedy cause all your connections.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, so that'll be cool. Yeah, there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 7: lot of great comedians in the office like Roan fits Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you're You're chronically disrespected, and I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course not. Will you make so much other
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  Speaker 1: money doing stand up?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta keep that. Did you hear the base
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  Speaker 1: on it? As hell?
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  Speaker 9: Now?
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  Speaker 7: When he was ill, it went from going from thick
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  Speaker 7: to thing.
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  Speaker 1: How I know it looks like I got gastric bypass.
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  Speaker 7: I dropped it in because I fell into the water
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  Speaker 7: with it. I had to take everything out. It was destroyed.
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  Speaker 7: Ew Why is it so saggy because it was soaked
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  Speaker 7: in fucking Coali mud. Apparently that that river that I
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  Speaker 7: was fishing in, it was like closed like every day
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  Speaker 7: the week like before I went, because there was like
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  Speaker 7: any Coali outbreak in the waters.
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  Speaker 1: Catching three eyed fish.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's probably why that I called that dumb ass
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  Speaker 7: fish two times over the course of one minute.
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  Speaker 1: Because even by fish standard, that's retarded. Yeah, dude, I literally,
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  Speaker 1: by things that are judged by their ten second memory,
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  Speaker 1: this one was particularly stupid, dude.
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  Speaker 7: I literally I was sending the picture to my buddy
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  Speaker 7: Bow of the fish I caught while the line was
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  Speaker 7: in the water and I hooked the same fish again.
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  Speaker 7: I might have died the second time around.
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  Speaker 1: That was physician assisted suicide.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it was. The hook really did a number on
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  Speaker 7: its mouth the second time around.
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  Speaker 1: It bends the hook backwards. Yeah, you're shitty, stupid. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even fish myself though.
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  Speaker 7: It was fun. It's a good time.
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  Speaker 1: I just watched videos on TikTok of black dudes fishing
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  Speaker 1: in their own neighborhood. Oh yeah, and then the their
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  Speaker 1: neighbors call the cops on them and they have to
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  Speaker 1: explain it every time. Yeah, great way to go viral.
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  Speaker 1: They can't stop going viral and their neighbors can't stop
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  Speaker 1: calling the cops on them.
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  Speaker 7: No, you know what I did that? I was dumb.
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  Speaker 7: I got I got a fishing license for Georgia for
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  Speaker 7: like a day pass. It definitely did not need that.
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  Speaker 7: So they say, like, if you get caught, like you
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  Speaker 7: get a fine if you don't have it was ten bucks,
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  Speaker 7: But I was like, dude, there was no one. There
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  Speaker 7: was probably not a police officer within one hundred mile radius.
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  Speaker 1: I want the game warden.
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  Speaker 7: To come out.
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  Speaker 8: Did you update your LinkedIn?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, license fishermen, yeah for one day? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: didn't want to get that ten bucks was worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, three fifty is only like a tenth of what
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  Speaker 1: you carry around in your wallet normally. No, Yes, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay.
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  Speaker 7: Atlanta was awesome, though. It was great, great, great, great
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  Speaker 7: Duck shows. All the shows were awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just an accomplished comedian at this point, I
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  Speaker 1: think they No.
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  Speaker 7: I mean it was good to have a good weekend
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  Speaker 7: because I've had some like Huntsville and Ontario were pretty rough,
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  Speaker 7: and it was good to get back in a city.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really tell which one's a stinker until
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  Speaker 1: a little bit after the fact. Yeah, you need the
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  Speaker 1: hindsight of being able to admit to yourself that you
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  Speaker 1: actually can bounce back.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was fun. I thought I thought it was
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  Speaker 7: over for me. I won't. I was like this is
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  Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, this is it now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, whoever's booking you got to send.
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  Speaker 7: They got a call out on the email list, like
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  Speaker 7: free show tonight in Ontario. We'll pay you to come
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  Speaker 7: if you bring sixty of your best friends to party.
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  Speaker 1: We're giving away money.
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  Speaker 7: That's literally what it was. We our Uber driver on
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  Speaker 7: the way back from Huntsville said. He was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I got the call. They called me asked if I
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  Speaker 7: wanted to come.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work?
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  Speaker 7: If you're on the if you've ever gone to a show,
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  Speaker 7: you're on the email list, Like you're probably on the
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  Speaker 7: email list for the stand. Yeah, and then they email
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  Speaker 7: you out and they're like, free show tonight. It's called
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  Speaker 7: the paper of the room. If you don't sell enough
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  Speaker 7: tickets to like have a show.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you at the stand the other night. And
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  Speaker 1: my buddy, who uh I went to high school with,
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  Speaker 1: was he like misunderstood how success?
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  Speaker 7: No, he just didn't. He didn't. It wasn't that I.
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  Speaker 1: Should go up. You should give it a try.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, buddy, there's there's a.
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  Speaker 1: Little bit of a break betwe they say they need something.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there was like one of the shows upstairs they
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  Speaker 7: like didn't have their like a comedian wasn't there, and
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  Speaker 7: he like ran up to me. It's like they're looking
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  Speaker 7: for someone to go up. Dude, you got to get
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  Speaker 7: up there. And I was like, yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 7: if that's how that works.
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  Speaker 1: And he meant so well, and he he's so successful.
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  Speaker 7: That's wildly successful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what does he do?
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  Speaker 7: He's like a he's high up on South Park.
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  Speaker 1: He's a CFO of South Park company. We were talking.
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  Speaker 7: Does not carry himself like that at all.
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  Speaker 1: He's so humble, Yeah, so cool. He was our class president.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he won over Mike.
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  Speaker 7: I know you told me because Mike was like hanging
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  Speaker 7: from the fucking basketball rim.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right upside down with his legs crossed. They caught
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  Speaker 1: him on camera and they're like, hey, you're not president. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually not going to work out. But I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to this dude he said when he was in Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, they were doing something with Casa Bonita.
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  Speaker 1: They're making a Casa Bonita documentary because South Park obviously
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  Speaker 1: made Casa Bonita very famous. It's like, oh damn, Like,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever been to like a Casa Bonita? He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I own Yeah, that's I am the owner of CA
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant chain.
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  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What you own a restaurant chain? Nothing like somebody who
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  Speaker 1: came from the exact same place as you, being way
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  Speaker 1: more successful than you too.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's got to be like worth like what like
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  Speaker 7: fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard for me to not pocket watch him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because they're bulging so fucking furiously.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a huge pocket watcher. I didn't realize that there
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  Speaker 7: was like shame to that until recently. I know you're
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  Speaker 7: always instead of not pocket watching like poor people, I
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  Speaker 7: want to know how rich the rich are, you know
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  Speaker 7: what I mean? I have no two beers in I'll
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  Speaker 7: ask anyone how much money they have actively in their
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  Speaker 7: back in their back account.
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  Speaker 1: And you're a bad vacation shamer. Oh yeah, you learned
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  Speaker 1: that from your uncle, big cat. You enjoyed yourself for
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes. Fuck is that about pussy?
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  Speaker 7: No, I enjoyed myself. I had a this was my
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  Speaker 7: bordline was on vacation this weekend. It was great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the times you travel for your like luxury
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  Speaker 1: side job that you.
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  Speaker 7: Have, it's definitely wouldn't call it a luxury job. You're
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  Speaker 7: sitting in a fucking a room smaller than this studio actually,
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  Speaker 7: like a quarter of the size of the studio, with
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  Speaker 7: like cement walls, just way like they're like, hey, do
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  Speaker 7: you want to grilled cheese?
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  Speaker 1: You like that would be heynything for you. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: have some oil based oil that we can drop into oil.
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  Speaker 7: When you're waiting for the show to start. So that
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  Speaker 7: no one's waiting in line for the bathroom so you
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  Speaker 7: can go have explosive diarrhea before you go up.
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  Speaker 1: You are literally the same as a cow that's just
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  Speaker 1: bread its entire life to be slaughtered at the age
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  Speaker 1: of six months.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it was weird. I didn't drink at all
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  Speaker 7: this weekend, and the entire time I would be like, ah, shit,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to take a shit before I go up,
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  Speaker 7: And then I would go to the bathroom, I'd be like, I,
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  Speaker 7: actually I don't have to take a shit, And then
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  Speaker 7: I was like, Oh, it's because I'm not drinking like
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  Speaker 7: fifteen beers a night.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's also a biological reaction. Then, when you're nervous,
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  Speaker 1: your body wants everything inside of you to get the
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  Speaker 1: hell out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's definitely a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Your body wants you to shit out, the nervousness out
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  Speaker 1: of your asshole.
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  Speaker 7: It's weird because it's like not even like a like
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  Speaker 7: I don't get like like I would. I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 7: I get like, I don't get like nervous nervous anymore
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  Speaker 7: to go up, Like I get like I like, I
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  Speaker 7: start like thinking about my set and like what I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna do and stuff like that. But I'm not like
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  Speaker 7: like I don't know, but I still have to ship,
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  Speaker 7: Like I still I still have the urge explosively for
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  Speaker 7: each idle. Yeah really why And it's like right before
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  Speaker 7: it starts. Yeah, it was just like, dude, every time
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  Speaker 7: I go to the stand, I don't have to ship
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  Speaker 7: all day. And as soon as I walk in the door,
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  Speaker 7: I go right to the bathroom. And shit, I had nerves.
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  Speaker 1: When you were going through your act compartmentalizing it, how
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  Speaker 1: do you see it in your mind?
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  Speaker 7: I don't. I write it down and then I look
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  Speaker 7: at the paper and I don't actually read anything on
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  Speaker 7: the paper. I just stare at it. When I would
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  Speaker 7: go through my and I'm like, this looks good.
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  Speaker 1: This is gonna now, just like with a scroll in
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  Speaker 1: front of you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what? You know what else happened at
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  Speaker 7: the When I showed up to the fishing place, I
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  Speaker 7: got out of my car and I was I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go walk down to the water and see
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  Speaker 7: like what the viv is like if I can even
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  Speaker 7: fish here. And then I saw like a group of
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  Speaker 7: kids walk by with fishing rod and I was like
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  Speaker 7: oh okay, so I can fish here. So then I
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  Speaker 7: turned around, go back to my car, grab all my
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  Speaker 7: ship and then I'm like, oh fuck. I'm like I'm
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  Speaker 7: on my phone and I'm looking for my phone for
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  Speaker 7: like thirty minutes in the car, like tearing apart of
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  Speaker 7: the car, and I'm like, and the music is still
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  Speaker 7: playing like connected to my phone, and I'm like it
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  Speaker 7: has to be in the car, right, I'm like, where
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  Speaker 7: the fuck is my phone? So then I'm like I
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  Speaker 7: called my sister from the car and I was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 7: I can't find my phone in the car. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: turn the car off and then can you call me
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  Speaker 7: so I can hear it buzzing And then I do
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  Speaker 7: it and can't hear anything. And then I'm like and
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  Speaker 7: then I call my sister back and I'm talking to
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  Speaker 7: her and like all of a sudden, like we're talking
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  Speaker 7: for like ten minutes. I'm like, I have no idea
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  Speaker 7: where my phone is, Like I'm gonna have to go
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  Speaker 7: buy a new phone. And I'm like, do you have
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  Speaker 7: my location?
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, you're talking to her on the phone
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  Speaker 1: on the phone, don't know where.
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  Speaker 7: You're I'm talking to her on like the on the car.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but you made a phone call to Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, I don't know where my fuck my
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  Speaker 7: phone is and then uh and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 7: like she stops talking and I don't hear her. And
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  Speaker 7: then some dude just comes up like holding my phone
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  Speaker 7: and he's like talking to my sister and he's like,
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  Speaker 7: this is your phone, and I'm like, yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 7: what the fuck just happened? I must do. I must
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  Speaker 7: have just been walking and just like put my phone
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  Speaker 7: on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: You just left it on.
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  Speaker 7: I must have just like blanked and just like dropped
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  Speaker 7: my phone out of my hands.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy how our brain turns off at the
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  Speaker 1: time we needed most, when we were putting down our
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  Speaker 1: keys or our phone. Dude, he was literally gone, Like
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  Speaker 1: you could probably remember what your grade school smelled like,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't know where your your keys are, like
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  Speaker 1: the thing that's most germane to your existence and or
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  Speaker 1: your phone anytime you lose it, but you can just
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  Speaker 1: access any other random ass shit. Yeah, it was very strange,
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  Speaker 1: stupid ass fucking brain.
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  Speaker 7: It was a very big, like mind like I don't
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how it got to wherever it was,
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  Speaker 7: but it was gone.
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  Speaker 1: The fish were probably that's probably why the fish cat
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  Speaker 1: on getting caught by you. Yeah, he was getting caught
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  Speaker 1: while three other fish were running your pockets. Fisher was
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  Speaker 1: taking it to the bank.
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  Speaker 7: My sister said she was on the phone with me
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  Speaker 7: and then all of a sudden, just some random dude's
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  Speaker 7: voice came over and he was like hello.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it was taken. Yeah, she was on with
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  Speaker 1: the Albanian accents.
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  Speaker 7: My sister has no idea where I am. She's like,
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  Speaker 7: did someone lose their phone? And she's like, yeah, my brother,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know where he is. She's like, I don't
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  Speaker 7: even know what state you guys are in right now,
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  Speaker 7: but I.
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  Speaker 1: Have a very specific set of skill. If you take
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  Speaker 1: my brother, I will find you. You're just screaming coordinates
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  Speaker 1: at a river bank. Yeah, they dragged underwater.
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  Speaker 7: But it was a hell of a day, dude. It
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  Speaker 7: felt so much better than just laying in bed and
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  Speaker 7: just like waiting to go do the show.
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  Speaker 1: Getting out and doing something.
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  Speaker 7: I just like went home, went back to the hotel, showered,
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  Speaker 7: and then went and did the shows.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the same way. I now like crave small
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  Speaker 1: tasks that I can do, so I can have an
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  Speaker 1: excuse to not be in my phone, so I'm not
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  Speaker 1: just stagnant. Oo got sucked in?
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  Speaker 7: I did get sucked in. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You can just get by it a little bit. It
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  Speaker 1: has a gravitational pull on you.
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  Speaker 7: Did you hear Matt McCusker saying to change your phone
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  Speaker 7: to like the gray scale? Yeah? Yeah, did you try it?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 7: I tried it for like three seconds, and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: this is fucking insane.
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  Speaker 1: I get nothing from this.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No. I was more just like people are going to
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  Speaker 7: be looking at me like I'm a fucking psychopath. When
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  Speaker 7: I opened my phone, it's in black and white.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I feel about people with blue light glasses.
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  Speaker 7: I had blue light classes and in high school that
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  Speaker 7: would get migrains from looking at my computer all day.
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and now it looked sick too. And then I
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  Speaker 7: saw a picture of myself and I just had like
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  Speaker 7: like terminator glasses on, like like normal ass glasses with
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  Speaker 7: like terminator lenses.
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  Speaker 1: Wrap around glasses. In the eighties, Yeah, like James Worthy.
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  Speaker 7: I used to rock them constantly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's probably good for our brains. The
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  Speaker 1: same way that switching to the great scale is. But
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  Speaker 1: I also just can't pull myself to do that last
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  Speaker 1: full measure. No, but it's if it's like I can
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: either drive to mon talk four hour drive, or I
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: can sit in the passenger seat and like scroll my
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: phone the whole way. I want to be driving. Oh,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: I want to be making decisions or like listening to
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: something or freeing my mind, so I'm not just on
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: the constant loop of sucking stuff down.
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: Driving is the best it is.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: It's good for Yeah, it's good for your your brain,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: good for your synapse. Yeah, you can fire a little
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: bit better.
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: Driving in a new city is scary though. Atlanta. I
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: was kind of freaking out for points because also it
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: was like a monsoon when.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Because you just got a little bit of racism.
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: And you yeah, that's why big little.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I got a big little part of me in this race.
• 14:06
  Speaker 7: But I dude, I uh. After the after the last
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: show on Saturday, I drove back to the hotel, which
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: is like a two minute drive, and then I just
• 14:13
  Speaker 7: sat in the car for like an hour and a
• 14:15
  Speaker 7: half listen to music.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: And that's a manly thing to do.
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was fun that is.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: A manly ass thing to do, just sit and wait
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: in your car.
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: And then I was like, I should probably get up.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I think that's like a It has to be an
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: evolutionary thing for dudes, because guys always are just sitting
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: in their garage when they get home from work before
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: they have to sigh one time finally face their sticky
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: ass kids.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: When I used to get home from school, I would
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: just sit in my in the in the in the driveway.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Before you have to access your entire family. I mean,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: you don't have a car.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: Just how was school.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Terrible?
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: That was the worst?
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Did you learn anything today?
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: No? That would my dad would get so mad When
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: I would say no, my dad would get in like
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: weird moods or randomly he'd come from a home from
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: work and so did you learn at school today? I'd
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: be like nothing.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: He was going through menopause. He was going through the
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: guy version of menopause where he gets hot flashes angry
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't have sex anymore.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: You would pull that ship when I when we would
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: go to church when I was younger too.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: What did you what did they what were the readings about?
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what were the readings about?
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Would you learn from the reading. Yeah, it's the most
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: boring ship of all time.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: You're like, all right, we'll go back for the midnight mass.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Then some fifteen syllable like ancient Israeli name. Yeah, Methuse
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: came down from the mount. Nobody's fucking paying attention to that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Even the priests are bored as fuck.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: The bet did you ever go to like, did you
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: guys have like a children's mass?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: And that one was always that.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Was just target practice for the Bulls. That was like
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a scouting the combine that they had at Penn State.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: When all like the top football prospects would come through,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Sandusky would roll by looking over their glasses for some
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: supple characteristics on the youth.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: I was watching David Tel's crowd Work not CrowdWork, Roadwork Special,
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: And he's a joke. Did I tell you about that,
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: the sand Dusky one. No, Oh, it's so funny. He's like, uh,
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: have you ever seen David Tel live? You know, he's
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: like all really like very like fast paced and like
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: up yeah, and he has a bit and he's like
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: he's in Philly's at Philly Helium and he's like, uh
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: so he says something about the pritests and he's like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: I give that joke three sand duskies and then he's
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: like I get He's like, let's get to it. He's like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: I got a question. He's like, where are the kids
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: playing better? And then he's like and he's like uh,
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: and he's like I know. He's like, I know. That
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: would put a little pep in my step if I
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: knew the coach was gonna fuck me in the ass
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: after the game in the shower, and then then he goes, hey,
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: ho tel rub a dub dub dub. And then he's like,
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: all right, boys, we gotta huddle up.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: That he's only fucking him after they well should have
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: made that tackle. Yeah, And honestly, like they won two
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: national championship in that spand they won and too, they
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: won in eighty six and that was his heyday. That's
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: when he was licking his chops like an evil wolf,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: just going going to town. And to be honest, have
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: you kept up with this stuff at Northwestern?
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: Very very no? I briefly even heard about it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Well, it's another big ten school that was doing gay shit.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and does anyone surprised though the one guy hung
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: out with like football players, Yeah, off each other. Yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: they're the gayest. Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: What do you think the Beer Olympics were like.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Oh like that. Yeah, there was definitely a Sandusky of
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: the Beer Olympics.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were just like they were hoping that it
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: was going to slip into Sandusky. Yeah, that they could
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: just like that. They would shut the cameras off in
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: a certain hour. Everybody puts their phones in plastic bags.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: That's why they had the comedians come through. They're like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you guys know the protocol suppressing the information. But it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: was there was a guy at the Northwestern thing that
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: said that all it was only the big boys that
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: were doing it. Was like the gross, fat players that
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: were the ones that were doing it all.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: And that's interesting. Yeah, it happens in the Aaron Hernandez documentary, right,
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: that dude that fucked Aaron Hernandez, and he talks about
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: how he was like fat and gross because he wanted
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: to make himself seem as straight as possible.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, he's just the gay slob.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But they have also had my point being that Northwestern
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: has had a bunch of like linemen get drafted over
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the last couple of years, like their most successful players
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: for Sean Slater was like a top five overall pick.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: They have another tackle coming up. They just had this
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like two hundred and eighty pounds like freak defensive line
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: and then went really high on the draft. Like they've
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: been cranking out fat dudes. And it's probably off the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: back of a how tight knit their team is and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: b there tight ennit because they've been in the b hole.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they've been.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: They've been playing playing nasty games with each other, just
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: sliding up and down on each other, and other teams
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: have to be worried about this because obviously they're not
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: the only ones. They're doing it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: They're they're they're like obviously the coaches are seeing the results. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Like there has to be others into the NFL.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Nick Saban's got to be just a genius Hazer to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: have had success over like these last couple of years.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Like he must be a savant predator. Yeah, like he can,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: he can, or he's got his star players lined up
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: like the twelve reindeer just sitting ass of the men
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: in front of them, human sense beating ass.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: It's like, we got to get these boys in shape.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Tem unities through the roof, what is it?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Shrek claps? The Shrek claps? That does not sound fun.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: That had to be just I would want to get
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the Shrek claps, the fastest, strongest Shrek claps. Okay, so
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: they're like that that's men, Like you said, laps, they're
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: clapping cheeks and it's definitely like they're slapping.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: So that's like a fat dude thing for sure, right Shrek, Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Fat dudes. And like there were some guys who were
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: just not okay with.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: So what happened? What? What? What were Yeah? No ship? What
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: was the almost like the what were like? How were
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: the coaches involved in this? Yeah? Someone got fired.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're head coach and I think that he was
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: boys will be boising it away. Yeah, I think that's
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: what a time when it's important to have like Karen
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: moms and ship like that. Yeah, because I might have
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: had a bit of a Karen mom, but dude, I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: would have been complaining to her day one like hey,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: my coaches asked fucking me, like can you say something?
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Can you just stand up and have them not walk?
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: One she'd walk on the field like sucking the blind
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: side like Aaron the actress in the blind side, like
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: our car keys jingling. You better stop sucking my son.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Stop shrek clapping, my boy.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: My son will not be participating in any sort of
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: Shrek claps from here on out.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You hear me, says good as start. Yeah, you're gonna start,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna fuck. We won't have sex with That's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean. She means business.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Bone farn I'll say, your mother, I'd not expect that
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: from her.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: You might have some dog in you that brawl good bloodlines.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Usually we just send the women upstairs.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, the fucking the coaches at football teams are
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: always up to trouble.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That's what Jerry Sandusky's like her. His wife was just
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like loudly cooking upstairs while he was going to town.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: In the basement, he was raping dudes, right yeah, yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: but like well boys, but he would just like have
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: them over to the house and she would just like
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: turn up the music. She just like turn up the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: record player, like come to herself. They play with a rosary,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: with a rosary. The Lord is my shepherd.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: I shall not want stage change my life.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Changed my life Shrek hadn't even come out. Now, That's
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: what the movie Shrek was about. Yeah, Jerry Sandusky was
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the ogre in the woods.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: I don't even know what he looks like.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I just know that you have like seven thousand tweets
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: about Jerry Sandusky. I was like the first person who
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: was like against it, against it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: I have a feeling you were not the first person
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: that was against it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: That's what he looks like.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I have a feeling the first dude that got fucked
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: at him, the first dude that was against.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: No, because all those guys were like, well, I don't.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Know, I don't think we were against him before.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Before I really think that I was. Penn State was
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: such a brainwash society that they were they.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Covered from that either. That's like the first thing people
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: think of when I think, yes, it really is what
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: it was like covered up by like this, like the
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: higher up.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: But there was not even just the higher ups. There
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: were so many people within the Penn State community that
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: wanted to sweep it under the rug or be like
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Joe Paterno wasn't a bad guy. Yeah, And I was
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: vehemently saying he is actually bad. Yeah, And people were
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: people were insinuating that I was going against the brand,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: like you don't you don't know.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: Did you ever think did you ever think about like
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: writing right and a rap about it like that Jack
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: song is the way I could have sand Dusky or
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: sand Dusky.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Coach for my coach. Not Jerry. You are Jerry, Jerry yeah, Jerry.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he got a rest the whole football team Jerry
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: that we grew up playing Lincoln Logs with Jerry.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: His defense was real scary. We told the story so
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: how it got berries right for my coach Dusky, the
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: one who tried to touch me. I went to the basement.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: His wife smelled musty.
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: When I was broad.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: They had the cardboard cutouts like life size of Joe turnout,
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: but they were all over campus and like you would
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: just walk past the apartments and like you see the
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: cutout at like night, but would just like Joe Paterno's
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: face in every window.
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: They still think he's innocent.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: They think he did nothing wrong.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Why because they don't even know because he was, like,
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: he just won a bunch of football games.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: And then they well, everybody in that area completely made
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: their personality. Penn State football. We care about Penn State football.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Penn State football has won championships. Therefore we are champions
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: and meanwhile his top coach was having sex with all
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the little boys, and they brought the exact evidence. One
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: of his assistant coaches saw it happening, came to him
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and he was like, ah, did nothing about it, swept
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: it under the rug, Like, well, he did all he could. Yeah,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: it wasn't him doing it. He did wrong. He was wrong.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: He's a bad man. He's a bad man for that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, he's sweet, he loves football.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: What would he even what would he do? Call the police?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Be the vile the right option? Right, yeah, because I
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: feel like if he reported to someone you ever, yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: I know, but I feel like I feel like if
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: he reported to someone actually good playbook, Like if they
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: reported that someone pensate, they would probably be like, yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: we're not telling anhim about that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: The DA also died in the area and they found
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: his The DA disappeared and they found his laptop.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: In the river.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Sandusky.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: With some ship like that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. How is there no like Netflix documentary about this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Because they probably killed whoever was trying to make the documentary.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: There will be for sure.
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: There was something like Paterno, you know, on like it
• 25:35
  Speaker 10: was when I was.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Show that still kind of made him a hero. I
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: know who was it? Al Pacin?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah is Alpaca? Because I was working I was I
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: was working at this clothing story, I think my senior year.
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: But like everyone was like, oh, let's go to the
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: viewing party at the theater of the pattern like movie,
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: like no, I'm good, like you guys are going to
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: watch the.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Camp in Europe camera they cheer for him was probably.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: I mean the people there.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Isn't there some shit going on with that? With that
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: human trafficking movie too, where like that guy's may have
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: to be a hero, but apparently he was like weird
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: or some ship.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: What's the human trafficking movie?
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Like so Freedom, Sound of Freedom, there's some controversy around that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It's fire.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: Uh no, I don't think so. Yeah, there's theory is
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: it was made by a child.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, by child trafficking. Yeah, like the whole thing was
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: like funded by like human trafficking, which would be fun.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He gets it wrong. It's like have like say the
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: wrong thing in a TikTok video. So all the comments
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: are like this is what it's actually like, Yeah, this
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: is how you're actually supposed to traffic the children.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: It was under the coming of age genre.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: The young adults genre.
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: If he likes ten Things I Hate about You, you'll
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: you'll love Sound of Freedom.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Damn, dide I watch Sinister last night. Have you seen
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: sinastor you haven't seen it? No, that's a great movie.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: It's spooky, really fucking scary, though I don't like to
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: get scared. There's a scene in it where like the
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: where like Ethan Hawk is like the main character, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: he's like, uh, he plays like a writer who's writing
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: a story about like this, like these murders. And it's
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: like the first night that they moved into this new house,
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: and he's like walking around and he sees like a
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: box in the hallway from like moving and then all
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: of a sudden, like some kid like opens up through
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: the box and like turns his head back and starts
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: like screaming like he's like possessed by the devil and
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: it's his son. And they're like, oh my god, he's
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: having night terrors again. And then like I'll call the
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: doctor in the morning, Like, dude, if that ever happens,
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: would you you wouldn't be like, oh, I think he
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: needs like up his sole off the prescription.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: His mouth opens at world.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: No, that's like literally what yeah, clear like he's having
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: nightmares again.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You have seen a drop off by the devil in
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: exorcisms since everybody started going on.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Anti d Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Now did they try that in the.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Exorcists instead of Exorcisms? They should have tried them get
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: him on a prescription of fucking I.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Can't even do Exorcist movies.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: I was on the seen any of the Exorcisms Exorcists movies.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: There was a new one called The Pope's Exorcist that
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Russell Crowe was in, and I started to wash it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, bro, this ship is fucking stupid as hell.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't be saying that. Brother.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Then I welcome a demon to the first scene of
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: them of not at all. You want to finish that sentence, brother,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I welcome a demon into my body he wants if
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: he wants to take control of me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Don't enough to cut that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: They will people will know. Yeah, we do not want to.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: I do not susy demons coming.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: I denoy any demons that attempt to enter my body.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: The first scene of this movie, The Exorcist brings a
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: pig like the fattest, nicest pig into the Roger room.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: It was this this girl that was at a Drake
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: concert with thirty two Double G's Oh shit, no, he
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: brings this this pig to uh, this exorcist, this possessed
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: little boy's house, and he's basically like, hey, demon, if
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you're not a pussy, you'll inhabit this pig instead of
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the boy.
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Demon jumps over and they just shoot the fucking big
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: right away. Oh damn, it's sick that that's how they
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: used to do the exorcisms. I didn't realize it was
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: just like that. The pig just started squealing or whatever.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Or pig Yeah. Is that how that works? Though? I think.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: I don't think if you kill the vessel of the demon,
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: it kills the demon. Demon probably just moves on in
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: the vessel.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: In the Pope's exorcists did not buying it. That's not
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: how demons go down. Are you afraid of demons?
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: Horrified of them?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I have no fear of a demon, but.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I don't even you don't even want to play around
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: about that kind of show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not even like a tough guy or athletic, but
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I put a demon in a headlock.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: If you were at I'm not even I'm not even athletic,
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: But demons don't scare.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I can't even like fucking run a fast forty time,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: but I swear to God a slide tackle a demon.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Dude. When you when you live alone, you got to
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: fear demons.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm more scared of cockroaches than demons.
• 30:12
  Speaker 11: I don't know the thing about like ghost or demons, Like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: wouldn't they be in every square inch of everywhere by now?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Just numbers wise, Yeah, demons can figure it out amongst themselves.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: I think they're mostly in like New Hampshire, and.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: That sounds right.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: They're mostly where you are.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: They don't really come to New York oft.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: They hate new houses. They hate new houses like old
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: houses that someone just moved into new owners.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: My grandma's house was haunted as.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Fu Yeah because it was your grandma's house.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was super haunted as died.
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: They're running out of grave sites like when they'd be
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: running out of spaceis for ghosts.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like there should be a critical mass so
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: they have to have like subsidized housing for the ghosts
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: these days. What is that like?
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: The what is that like? The science thing like conservation
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: of energy. Yeah, the energy is always the same and
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: earth science, I mean energy does do you think the Yeah, bro,
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: they're always here energy demons, Yeah, it goes somewhere. You
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: would be a demon for sure.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I have no fear of them.
• 31:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, true, they would probably fear You's a personal ones
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: working like in the gym, et cetera.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: Those are the ones you can see you have.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: The hard demons, those are.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: A different realm.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, I don't. I'm not like. I don't.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: I'm not generally like, I'm not like walking through my
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: day to day life scared of ghosts and demons.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, you are you demons?
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: So clearly it's a very rare thought that I have.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: But I definitely would never say the things that you
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: just said. I'm not taking the chances.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: If a demon came around I was chefi.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would ship your pants.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: No, I would.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: I would literally slap the sh out of it, mister
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: bogie dude, you would not stand a chance against I
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: would wet willy.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Mister Booge.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: How are you the youngest child in your family? Yes, oh, mister,
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: have a feeling.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: You'll take the lord's name of Vain, but not Casper.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: No, dude, mister Boogie is a demon, is a demon
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: from sinister and he goes after the youngest child in
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: the family.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: What does he do?
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: You don't want him know?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: He's named after a snot. I'm not afraid of a dude.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: His name is not actually mister Boogie. It's like Boogla
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: or something like that. Oh, you shouldn't even be talking
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: about this right now. Honestly, I have no fear of
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: mister Boogie. Yeah you should. I mean, actually no, I
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: guess you shouldn't because you wouldn't die. You would just
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: become one of his slaves.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not scared of.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: But you'd be forced to kill your entire family.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I would join up, but you wouldn't.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: It wouldn't even be that bad because you wouldn't really
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: know what's happening. You'd be possessed by mister Boogie.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be like the guys on the submarine.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. You'd be used as a vessel, but you would,
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: like you probably, like next time you're on family vacation,
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: he'll probably take you over.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah, I think I might take
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: over a.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: Demon Sasa as a hat Man survivor. Was Oppenheimer double triggering.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: That's confusing is that everyone now is saying that the
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: hat Man is caused from like having too much benadrill.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: But I've only taken Bena trail like twice, and I
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: did see it one of.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Those times for two decades straight.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: No, but I took it, But it was all in
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: my adult life that I ever took benadril.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: I have Macro does bedadril.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah no, no, Han, you weren't taken enough. If you
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: take enough, you will see him. But I saw him
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: when I was when I was young and I was
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: on no medication.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: But people make ayahuasca seem so romantic.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, aren't you doing aahwasca? You and Francis He.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Told me that he wants to do it with me. Yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, I think I would benefit really well from it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: We were just sitting around at the stand and then
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: he said the person that I would want to do
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: it with is you. He zeroed in. I was like, damn, dude,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I've never considered.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: And your wife said you could right, yeah you.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I literally was like I'd be more scared about like
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: asking asking if I can do it if I can
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: just go away to a tepee for three straight days
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and like fuck around and sweat.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: And throw up and shit yourself. Isn't now like what happens?
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Isn't You're pretty much just poisoning yourself with all the psychedelics, right,
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Isn't that what it is? Like? Rooms are poisoning yourself.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Your body just releases something thing thinking that you're about
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: to die.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: And iohuasca releases a heavier poison and then you're like, dude, yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: it's like nobody you were hallucinating because you were about
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: to die.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your body was releasing a tox and like when
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you get the oxygen mass that dropped down, Yeah, just
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: sedated into a point of thinking that everything is sweet. Yeah, dude,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you know what else I need to do is get taller.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I heard that people can get taller just by doing
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: yoga and eye stretching. I recall that I did that
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: at one time in my life that I was like, background,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: it's not a thing. It happened to Kevin Durant this
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: summer seven three.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: Look it up. I mean, dude, if that was the thing,
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: then all short people would probably be doing that. People
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: that don't like being short.
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: They can all touch their toes. They can They're on
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: their way to getting taller. Tall people can touch the toes.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: They can touch my toes with shit, I can probably
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: touch my toes.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, no legs and Winston Pain, I could definitely touch
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: my One time I went home, though, my boy Gavin
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: was like, are you do are you taking something?
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: You look taller?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Multiple people noticed that I was taller, and that was
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: at my yogiest of my life.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Then was the well, how well do you know Gavin?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Gavin was the class president at Penn State? And do
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: you see him a lot all the time? M Because
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: usually that's like a that's like a grandparent thing to say.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: You're like, no, actually I haven't gotten taller at all,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: in the exact same size that was. You were shrinking. Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you're hurtling towards death. Yeah, they're like you're still You're
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: still growing.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. You're like, nope, no.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You're you're unraveling back into the earth.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I think it's just a good conversation starter.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The earth is claiming you back. Saying you look tall
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: always feels good to people, especially people who are have
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: not gotten any taller. Oh, you're looking tall.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: You know, it's a bad one. My grandpa always just like,
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: you're looking big, even strong. I'm like, nope, haven't been
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: to the gym in two years. Yeah, or someone's fat. Now.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: My uncle would be like, hey, you're getting taller, and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'd be like thank you, and he'd be like, not
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a compliment.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Damn is he short? He must be short.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: No, he's not sure. He's strapping six to two. I
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: have no short uncles.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: He's just very confident in his six to two.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. He wasn't even shitting on me.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He was just kind of stating fact that I tried.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to process it at the time.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Would you say I said thank you? He said not
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: a compliment.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I don't. Then then don't tell me that. Then keep
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: that ship here. So he was shorter than my other uncle,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: E other uncle. Six to six. That's too much height.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: Six six is way too tall. I know, it's an inconvenience.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I always looked after him though.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: Facts you know what that means A singer, I literally did.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: He was one of my greatest influences all my life. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: a great guy.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: His name Marshall.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if Marshall Mathers was tall, he would have sucked
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: at rap.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, how tall is eminem He's short?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely not five to ten?
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: Look it up.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah short, that's what it says on line, probably like five.
• 36:56
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• 37:22
  Speaker 10: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game.
• 37:24
  Speaker 13: Ark.
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: I know you guys.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: I got a drink named after me, A big need.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: That's what I thought.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: See it, Fellas, I invented the thing.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: And he can't be telling the truth about himself. All
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: of his greatness comes from his insecurities exactly. He's got
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to write a play. He needs to stop fucking around
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: and write a play.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: What is he doing right now? And he's probably worth
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: but he's probably just retired right.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: He's but randomly comes out with albums.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they're not good. Yeah, the one with the
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: American flag with him face palming over it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: He's trying to do something different. He's just trying to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: cram words. He's trying to cram as many words in
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: as possible, with which I appreciate. He's not going to
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: be able to write something relatable. He's far crazy, how
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: successful and isolated. Yeah, you know he can't be Like
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: even his flex raps probably wouldn't make any sense. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: wonder if he even goes on vacation though, I don't know.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: I don't know. He seems like a very secretive person, right,
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: like his personal life. He's never like in the news.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: He strikes me as a guy who wears disguise is
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: to go to the beach.
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: He probably shows hup to the beach whereing like a
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: fucking beanie.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah blackface.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah. You think he sold his soul to the devil?
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: I hope.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: So that's what Bob Dylan said he did.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan sold his soul.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: Bob Dylan said he made a deal with the devil.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: No, he would sing way better if he made a
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: deal with the devil.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: No, that's why he put out all those albums when
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: he was like twenty and now he like hasn't like
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: he had. He has had like some good songs since then,
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: but he's like nowhere even he's got it. There's like
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: interview with him and he's like, I don't even know
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: how I wrote those songs. He's like, it felt like
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: it wasn't me that came up with that stuff.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: He should have just been a ghostwriter.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: No, Bob Dylan's the best. He sucked, No, he does not,
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: he does huh uh.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: His words are good.
• 39:12
  Speaker 13: No.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: I hate when people say that. It's that's such, that's
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: such like a common thing, like like, no, I don't
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: like Bob Dylan's voice, but he's such a good songwriter.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: It's like, dude, name three songs that you like by
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Bob Dylan. If you don't like Bob Dylan's voice, you're
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: not like you're not like reading his lyrics being like
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: these are these are such a good songwriter. You either
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: like him or you don't like him. I feel like
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: people have a hard time saying they don't like him
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: because he's like such like a historically famous and like
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: respected musician.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: If Mumford and Son sang all of his songs, I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: would enjoy them way more of them, I know. And
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: it was awesome. That's how I know that he was
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a good songwriter. That's why I know I did enjoy
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: his ship way more if it was just Marcus Mumford.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: I listened to Mister Tambourine Man on the way to
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: the airport yesterday. I haven't listened to that song a
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: long time. It's like it's like one of the best
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: songs ever.
• 39:54
  Speaker 11: But do you think Draws you know, was your wedding
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: song a new basement tape? Yeah, good songwriter, Bob Dylan.
• 40:03
  Speaker 11: Not his voice, I would have if I would have not.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: You don't want that. You don't want his voice for
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: your wedding tape exactly. You want his voice when you're
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: out fucking chilling.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: You want his voice when you're standing with three of
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: your friends that you're trying to impress around a record
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: player like it's a fire, like you're warming And I've
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: seen you do.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: That, never seen you do that? When have I ever done.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I have, And it's funny because I took a picture
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: of it when it was happening. When where in Tennessee.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: We went to your buddy's dorm room at Vanderbilt, and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you guys just like leered over the record player as
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan played.
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: There's no way my buddy had a record player? Did he? Really?
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: That was a long time ago.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that it really happened.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: There's dude, he didn't even have like a fucking like
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: a comforter on his bed. There's no way he had
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: a record play he was.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: He swaddled himself and Dylan records. He just is a
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: he stacked Dylans on top of each other. Where it
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: was it Tennessee. Let's see if I can find it immediately.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Montalk?
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: I went last year for the mini golf thing we
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: go went up to Big Cats that was in Montalk, right, yea,
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: I was in the Hampton's but close close to Montalk. Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Then now I've never been to Montalk. It's far as shit, right,
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: it's in like four hours from here.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: I always think it's like close as fun it.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Should be because everyone from New York goes there Simon.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of traffic and it's like a train,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: but it's also far. I think there's a train.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: Why don't you just take a chopper out there? Should
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: bro Are you going back this weekend? Double down? They're
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: going to go back the summer.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: No, you were too you shamed me too much. I'm
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: just gonna work work over the weekends now because you
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: were so nasty to me about taking vacations.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. You had to get back out there, dude,
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: embrace the summer. We only got one.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: The people there are the most uh how do I
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: put this? They're like the most consumer driven people of
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: all times?
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: Like what do you mean?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like the conversations you overhear are just like, well, if
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: you charter a yacht, you have to expect better behavior
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: from the staff. No, that that that uh, that procedures.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't fall under a corrective procedure. It's more of
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: a cosmetic procedure.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: How do they how do they all are they all old?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: No, it's like young rich like women.
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: And do those people only go out there for the
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: weekends or do they are they there the whole summer?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I saw a gaggle of sixteen year old girls, one
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: of them being like, like, Becky, your car is sick.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Like your fucking car is so fucking sick. And I
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: would have thought that they were younger, except for they
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: were talking about how nice each other's Mercedes were. People
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: are just so rich. It's just a town catered to,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: like the next generation of generational wealth.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, do you think there's no one works anymore? Do
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: you think that's the problem. Like, I'm not like not,
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying that, like as in like I'm like
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: a fucking workhorse or some shit, but I am. But
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: like people here, like I was here, people here talking
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: about going to fucking the shore.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Like today, Yeah it's Monday.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they going weekend.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah we got to get out of Dodge.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Which it makes sense. I mean there's literally no one here,
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: so it's like I would if I had the option
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: to go to the shore, I would be doing the
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: exact same thing.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I saw a big gaz down there.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: There's three people in the office right now and they're
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: all in this room.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or crushing video games.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: The office changeover has just made so many more people
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: play video.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I was playing a movie the show I
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: was actually not doing well.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: But it's just trendy, like trendy hotties down there. Even
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the dudes are like trendy hotties. Oh yeah's and they're
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: all going to the same stupid restaurants. I almost like
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: rage quit life. We went to a restaurant on Sunday
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: morning and it was a gathering of like fifty thousand
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: like blonde girls trying to go get a bacon egg
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and cheese. Just absolutely swarmed. You couldn't even get into
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the place. It was just infuriating. We got to the
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: front and my wife's like, I need to sit down
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: and look at a menu. I was like, we just
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: got all the way to the fucking front. Let's get
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: this shit over with. Yeah, and it's it's We got
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to the front and they said, it's a forty minute
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: wait for a bacon egg and cheese. The bacon egg
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: and cheese cannot be that much better than any other
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: bacon egg and cheese in the world, but for whatever reason,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: everybody is gravitating towards the same place because it's the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: cool place to get a bacon egg and cheese. One
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: bacon egg and cheese cannot be cooler than another bacon,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: egg and cheese. The variability of it isn't forty minutes
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: worth of fucking bacon, egg and cheese now.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Not at all. I would never wait that long for
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: a bacon and cheese.
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: I couldn't.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait that long for anything. If there's even
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a line somewhere, I don't want to go. I don't
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: want to participate. I don't want to wait in the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: line for anything.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: No, I won't wait fifteen minutes for like a dinner,
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: dinner reservation or anything like that.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like I'll go to the bar. If there's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: a bar at the place, I'll go wait at the
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: bar for you know, fifteen minutes, like you're saying he.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Went when were in Huntsville. I went to that place
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: and they were like it's a ten minute wait, and
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: I was like, we'll just sit at the bar then. Yeah,
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: I'm not fucking waiting ten minutes to have like shitty
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: bar food.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: There's just so few things that are worth waiting. Like
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: we should have the control as the consumer. Yeah, I'm
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: not getting domesticated by by you motherfuckers.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: It's also always open tables, but I think it's what
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: is it there's enough weight staff to open up those tables.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's just because they're all run by women.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Probably Esthetically it looks great, but the systems in place
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: are so dumb. Yeah, and we could just streamline this
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: shit real fucking easy.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Did you go to the beach at all?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I was crushing beach, the whole on the beach all day.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I was putting in like twelve hour shifts. Yeah, I
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: was swimming. I saw I told you, I saw like
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: a three foot striper.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and any sharks or anything like that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: It was. It blows my mind that the ocean that
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I was seeing in Montalk, the flattest, smoothest ocean, was
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the same Atlantic Ocean as I was seeing in South Africa,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the choppiest, nastiest, most like the if you step foot
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: in there, it will kill you. There there's waves and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: they barely break it. It looks so smooth, it looks
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: so fat.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: Because I feel like Nantucket and like all that has
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: like huge waves.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe it just wasn't a stormy day, but the couple
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: days that I was out there, it looked placid as
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: a lake. Meanwhile, in South Africa. There's a family of
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: eight great white sharks that are killing everybody in there,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: and that's only subsided in the last couple of years
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: because now there's two killer whales that are now hunting
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the great white sharks. So it's either the waves will
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: kill you, the undertow will kill you, the great white
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: sharks will kill you, or the fucking orcas will kill you.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta be worried about.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: It's just you hope that you don't die from like
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a Mommy makeover surgery or some shit like that, or
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: your butler drives over you with your Mercedes or something.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: It's a different world up there.
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: It's a whole different world.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: It just blows my mind that there's this many riches.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: You saw out there.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was good. Maybe that's why I tried to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: call you, but he got it going. She says, he's
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: never taken a ped in his life. Gas my mind.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: He said he's never been on one PD in his
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: entire life.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Why were you asking him that?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Because he's because he hit me up? No, No, that's
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: not that kind of PD. Oh, because he was hitting
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: me up at like Noune eleven. We're at the pool.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Come by the pool party and I just didn't talk
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: to him until after dinner at like ten thirty or something,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and he was still just going so strong, looked relatively sober.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: We still went to multiple bars after that. He just
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ripped through. He just parties, just parties so fucking hard, dude.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I can tell why he was in charge of barstool
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: for so long.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: Do you think he just doesn't? You think he is like, well,
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: get it, pacing himself.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: He's just so good at partying, dude, I.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Don't like drink some ships on the water and like,
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I don't think so. I think he's just good at partying.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: He also does a lot of cocaine.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: No, he said he's never he's never taken a PD.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: That's specifically, that's no. It's because he had never liveth before.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: It was a conversation amongst men. He like pulled me
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: away from my wife. He's like, let's go do shots
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: in this other room. And I was asking him, I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: was breaking his bending his year about questions where he
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: would never lie to me, intimate questions, and he said
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: he's never done a peed in.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: He probably was lying because he knew you were gonna
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: come on this podcast. And talk about it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: No, we were speaking about unspeakable things like your salary. Interesting,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get you more money. Actually, no,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: we didn't talk any work ship at all, which was refreshing,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: So nice to just get away from all of it. Dude.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I tried to like we went to the one bar.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: They're like, who are you here to see? And I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: tried to say his name and I realized I can't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: say his name. I sounded like I was ship faced.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Was like Paul Glitzen, Oh, yeah, called Paul go Lizinsky.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: How do you say it, Paul Gazinski, Kazinsky, Gazinski. Yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: I don't think it's Kazinski. It's it's like Glazinsky. There's
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: no L before the A.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: There is an L in there, and you're saying Gazinski.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: Golzinski, Lizinsky. I don't think it's Glazzinsky Goldzinski. I just
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: thought Gazinski ulc like as I thought it was A.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: It's not A.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I should have gone to the bar. And it's like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm here to see gas Here, you see gazzoh, here
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you see number two.
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: You definitely know what you're talking, Mastering Commander, like all
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: the guy that's here every single day for twenty four
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: hours a day.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: He is a permanent fixture. Then the next morning he
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: was just texting us again.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Come out, do those guys have the gas? Has that
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: level of money just like retired? I guess he's still
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: getting paid, right.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: It's pronounced retarded retarded tard money. Yeah, no, he has.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I mean he's still working, but he's also still getting paid.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: And he also had a percentage of barstool.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: One could only fucking imagine even driving down there. We
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: need investors now for Barstool Comedy. I'm investing.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I'm investing. I'm doing a big level market.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: Percent of Barstool Comedy. It's pretty crazy, right, you put
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: your two million dollars into it? Yeah, one dollar a share.
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: There was a hundred chairs right.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Now, dude. I was watching this show called six or
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I was called it's called ninety Day Fiance.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: I seen that. Who's in it?
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: It's a guy came from that right, Yes, you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Know that guy. But it's a reality show about people
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: who have an Indian wife or something like that, or
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: a Scandinavian woman who's coming to America to marry a guy.
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: Interesting, there's a guy oh shit. Yeah, I've seen that
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: guy was like a huge.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Guy who put mayonnaise in his hair.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. I've seen the pictures of him,
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: like a thousand times.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: They find they like our bottom. They drag the bottom
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: of the ocean of society and are pulling up people.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: He was bragging about putting mayonnaise in his hair. Yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I saved time, money, and taste.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: It's honestly not a bad idea.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past you started to do that,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: get it real, slick back and nice.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how I used to rock my hair mayonnaise.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: But there's a new guy on this who's he looks
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: like he's sixteen years old, but he's enough to be
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: gainfully employed. And he said he's he's sent fifty five
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to sixty five thousand dollars overseas to this woman in
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: like Thailand for her as family to be building a
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: new house.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's always anna move when you're wiring massive
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: amounts of money to strangers.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: He says he has two hundred and fifty dollars in
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: his bank account and he's sent her sixty five thousand
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: dollars over the last year, but she also owns his
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: fucking life, owns every part about him. Like the opening
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: scene is him going down to the quarry to fish,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: and he can only stay so long because the internet
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: keeps on running out, because she needs him on a
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: live stream every hour of the day to be watching
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: him to make sure that he's not cheating, because the
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: last time he went fishing, his phone died and she
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: assumed that he was cheating. So every hour of the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: day she's literally sleeping on camera, but just in case
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: she wakes up, she wants to be able to see
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: exactly what he's doing the entire time.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Why would anyone, why would anyone be in like a
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: relationship like that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Because he's this like sixteen year old, thick, buddy hollyglasses, nervous,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: nerdy type of guy who's afraid that he can't get
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a woman in this world, and so he's paying enough
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: to have bought a high end escort every single night
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: of his life to keep this woman. And he takes
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: off on the plane to go see her, and she
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: sees that sitting next to him on the plane is
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: a woman, and she's furious at him. This is all
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in the show, This is all in one episode.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Like the first episode, it sounds it really is.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: The people who have the strangest minds in all of society,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the people who have never been told no and have
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: lived so far removed from the rest of society that
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: they justify these absolutely insane behaviors at all times. It
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: fucking rules.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, just give me another clip.
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  Speaker 7: I was just outside, I was peeing, and I walked
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  Speaker 7: down and Danny was Danny was throwing the ball around
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  Speaker 7: inter security guard. Danny, Yeah, and she was like if
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  Speaker 7: like yeah, and he was like, yes, obviously, obviously wide receiver. Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: He's so fucking funny. He should be he should be
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  Speaker 1: a guest on here. He actually should just be an
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  Speaker 1: employee here. He's just funny. The people that work here.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's done a lot of funny ass ship the
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  Speaker 7: Remember he went with Za Oh yeah, they got like
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  Speaker 1: They are that the one they brought out a wheel
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: barrow in a wheelbarrow, Yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: A wheel barrow.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He's so he's yeah, he's just hilarious. He's talking about
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: up to Italy fighting with his girlfriend. Some guy from
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma came up, was starting to give a restaurant recommendations.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, Babe, you're never going to go to Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need a restaurant recommendation?
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Honestly, a good ass point why we get pissed off about.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, that's gonna be good for when we ever
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: go to Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, this is where you have to eat
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  Speaker 1: in Tulsa. You're never gonna go to Tulsa, did you?
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Uh, I don't want to spoil any of Well, Franci,
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  Speaker 7: it's not spoiling. France has a bunch of bits about
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: South Africa and this far did you Did you appreciate
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: those more after you went yes? When you saw them
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: do it again? Yes? Yeah, those those jokes are very
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: very funny.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: I was watching I was watching the show from the booth,
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: like the audio booth, and they have like two angles.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: There's like the straightaway angle and there's one from the side,
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: and literally the only two people you could see on
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: the sidewine was Francis and then you. It's hilarious. It
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: was like I was just looking at both of you guys,
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: like zoomed in on the camera.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I was in the spotlight. Yeah, and I got crowd
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: worth to hell. Yeah, and I'd be lying if I
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: said I haven't thought about it every day since. Oh yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure what am I supposed to?
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: Sorry? Bro, That's what happens when you step into the
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: fucking bullpen. Got to expect that.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: In my mind, I keep on going back. I should
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: like like, he's like, what do you have? Autistic Like,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I should like I keep on being like good one like.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: That, and you can't do that the whole Yeah, I.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Am just uh yeah, what what are you doing in
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: that situation? I mean, I think I handled it well,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: but there's no way to win that situation.
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know, talking back always did never that's what
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: they like, not that guy specifically, but that's like what
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: some people want because a lot of people are like
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: fishing for like clips. A lot of people go up
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: on stage and like if they don't if you're talking,
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: if you're talking to someone, they're like, I'm not going
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: to get anything out of this. They just like move
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: on to something else so they can get like a clip.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: No I'm gonna I just I was starving him, just
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: giving him nothing.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: He doesn't really need much to work with. Yeah, is
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: he still doing well?
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't fucking like it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: I'm sure you didn't, but.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It does make me want to just go up and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: say some nonsense and just say some some nasty words
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to people.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what are you?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: What's your stupid, fat fucking ass doing, ugly, stupid fucking bitch?
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's what you think, and then you try
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: it out and then they just go silent, and like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: I guess some people can just get away with that
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: and other people can't. It's all I think. It's all
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: about like how you carry yourself on stage and like
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: a confidence thing. Because if I went up there and
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: I was like, what's your fucking problem, you fucking Asian
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: piece of ship? People would be like whoa. People will
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: be like whoa, come on, you're talking about what if
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: that person do that? They would be like, Oh, how
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: does it come up with it?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: That shit is funny. It's it's like what happens. Remember
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: the first time we ever saw Big Jay Okerson and
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: he was just saying like crazy shit, yeah, but like
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: everyone was like dying laughing. I mean, Big j Okerson
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: is one of the best comedians ever, but it was
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: just like it's like there's like the way that he
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: delivers it and the way he carries himself in this
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: like very relaxed way. It's like everyone loves him. Yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: which is under I mean, obviously he's amazing, but it's crazy.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: It makes you wonder.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, some people just have that style where they can
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: do that and some people can't.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I gotta get up and fucking.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: H I want to do France.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Watch this Thursday, we're at stand how many minutes?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Thirty?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll do it, all right, I mean.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Ten.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you actually want to do it, you can
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: do every long you want.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'll just fantasize about it. Yeah, just fantasize
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: about going up and being nice to everybody. That's what
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I would have done if I did crowd work, just
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: been nice to me. I would have complimented me.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: I think there's a lot of comedians who have started
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: stand up comedy because they got made fun of had
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: a comedy show, and they're like, I can't, I gotta gotta,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: I gotta do something about this.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Is that true? No?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, I wonder if anyone
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: that's ever done that.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: There probably are I know there, like rappers who I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: know that if just that that like start rapping because
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: they're like, hey, these guys suck. Oh yeah, I'm just
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. Oh wait, you can just suck.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Music is crazy though, because music is like you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: have to be good instantly. There's no no one's like,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: well he's just starting out. It's like you have to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: be good right away with music. There's no like growing
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: into music.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Buying tickets for five years before someone.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's not a thing.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you can get ship.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: You need your best album to be your first album,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: or else your career will never go anywhere.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing will happen. Yeah, you can get if you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: but if you're a great first album, yeah, then you're
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: good to go forever forever.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: I mean Frank Ohin has like one album. Yeah, well still,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: how long you think he's gonna ride that way for
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: or I only think he'll be able to.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Ride that way so people can just do it forever.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: Bro, how long has it been ten years since you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: put out a song for an album? You put out
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: that DHL song?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sixteen, he had the whole sixty was blah, and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: then he had.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: What orange orange before and then he had mixed with
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: the car in the front thestage.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I never lost three.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: That's more.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: Blonde was the last one. That's twenty Are you sure
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: it's even I think earlier than twenty six.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: D Electronica went for like fucking ten years.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that people.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Just have I guess that's a dumb thing to even ask,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: because I guess, like the Grateful Dead still sells how
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: stadiums and most of them are dead.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 10: Well, he doesn't even they're actually dead.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Prophecy. Yeah, they're grateful for the ticket sales. I know
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: their children living in Montalk are definitely. Oh yeah, my
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: dad's in The Grateful Dead have a range over it
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: ten years old. Infuriating.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing gets me fucking more angry.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Than that, And so I'm being richer than I am.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: Thinking about the Grateful Dead's children.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the perfect hedges of their homes. Truly.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: They're done now though, right? That was their last tour,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: are they? I think so? Yeah?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: They did say that. I do think have they said
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: that before? Yeah?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I think you can just say that band just say that,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: retire all the time and then just come back whenever
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: They're like a perfect band though to like get like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: like like regroup like with like different artists and stuff
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: and just have them play the songs just like those
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: songs are just like they're they're timelessly enjoyable, like the
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Rage against the Machine, like Reunion Tour that feels like
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: that doesn't have the same fucking.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah really, I mean I gotta take neither to blink
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: to me.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean those are just like edgy, like.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: They're like singing about getting laid in high school. But
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: there it felt weird.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Complaining about their mom.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah she's kids, man, Yeah she.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Has long since passed through this realm. It is a
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: tough time. This book I'm reading.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 11: I think, oh, wait, you're personally friend with the mayor too.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 11: I just had to throw that in the Grateful Dead now.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: But that's gonna be a pretty big call, right, Hey,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: big news, You're in the Grateful Dead?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: Who really?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I just got I got grateful Yeah, I got put
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: in the Grateful just got booked as.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: The lead singer for Grateful Dead.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Most bands should just be brands, and they just switched
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: them around, putting it as good of a person as
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: possible as the front man, and then just like trading
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: people out and just playing all of their hits. Yeah,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: didn't Queen do that. They just had like a young
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Vietnamese boy as their lead singer because they found him.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: I know Sublime has like Sublime with Rome or Journey
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: maybe Sublime with Rome. I've seen Sublime with Rome a
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: couple of times. It's not bad. It's just a fucking
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: good time. That's strictly energy. Yeah, you were you were
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: getting some like pretty like uh like Andrew Tait type
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: takes off on Twitter the other day, which one about
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: women being bad writers or something.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: That's the book my wife read Brod that I did.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: It was funny.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: That was preposterous.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised that didn't get like pushed into the algorithm hard.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: That should be like, yeah, that should be trending on
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: Twitter right now, especially with the dudes that are going
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: to see Barbie and they're like, this movie is fucking gay,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: Like what were you expecting the movie to be?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: They wanted Ken to get hit, Yeah, they.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: Were expecting it. Yeah, they're expecting Ken to like dominate Barbie.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 10: Barbie Robbie scene, We're not just gonna be friends.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: Shades.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Imagine being like a like a really masculine dude rolling
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: up to Barbie and then being like disappointed just how
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: it was what I wanted? This is not at all
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: what I expected it to be. And they're surrounded by
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: like girls wearing like pink leather jackets, like.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Dressed up at the parties. Like what the fuck is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: this guy wearing all black and boots.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this wasn't nearly as good as Oppenheimer. It's like, yeah, dude,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: it's like those movies could not be on the further
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: op sit side of the spectrum.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't people expect that of other movies about
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: like Toy Story? Yeah, why was Andy?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's literally like going to see Save It Saving
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: Private Ryan, and like Cinderella on the or like Frozen.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: People got missed about Frozen, like the girl is gay?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, why is the girl gay? Was she?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I think the Sisters or something like that. That's why
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: she got a streak in her hair because she's bisexual
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: Let it Go was voted like the number three trans anthem.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, what was number one?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: I know the list?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, songs A bang, dude.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: Listen to this.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: This is the passage from the book that that my
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: my wife was reading.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: And then we'll talk about how much we hate women
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: after But yeah, get this in. Get this en.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: He snatched it from my hands, sat down and went
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: through this, tracing each item with his finger. Aha, what's
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: this He pointed to an entry from yesterday. A baked
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: potato that turns right into sugar. You know that if
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: you have to be a pig and eat a potato,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: make sure it's a sweet potato. At least there's some
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: nutritional value. He looked down, up and down at me.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: You make me sick, fat pig Daddy. Tallula was standing
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: in the doorway. She looked at me worry in her eyes.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Come give daddy a hug. I was just telling your
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: mommy she has to stop stuffing her face. You don't
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: want a fat mommy, do you. Mommy's not fat, she said,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: her voice cracking. He looked up at me and scowled,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: You stupid sow tell your daughter? Is that how you
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: say that? So tell your daughter. You need to tell
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: your daughter. You need to watch what you eat. Daddy stop.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Talula was crying now. He threw his hands up in
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: the air. The two of you. I'm going to my study.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Put the cry baby to bed. Then I want to
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: see you in my office. Then he leaned in and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: whispered in my ear. If you're so hungry all the time,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I'll give you something to suck on.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: That doesn't make sense. That last part doesn't make sense.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: None of it made O don't know. I thought he
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: was like spitting a lot of fat.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: That's it's just h Have you ever seen the subreddit
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: of men writing women. There's a lot of yea king,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: and it's just long descriptions of her breast, je like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: her boobs, boobed boobli tropes that they make fun of.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 11: Nobody that violently misogynistic would have the calorie counts in
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 11: their heads and value not at all. Would Yeah, those
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 11: are two different people.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No one's saying so like or a sow or
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: whatever that word.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: And is this book supposed to take place?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's contemporary. I think it's a contemporary book
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: about a woman who the main character is seeking out
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: rich guys, and then the book switches on its head
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: and then suddenly the rich guy is actually the mean person,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: not the woman who's a gold digger. It's just a
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: terrible book about terrible people, written terribly preying on the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: worst stereotypes of human nature. Yeah, just sucks, so bad.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: And then you look it up and there's five hundred
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: thousand reviews of book.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: What was the book called?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Every woman alive has read the book.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: It's like four point six stars.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Uh the last missus Parish.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: I think I've heard of that.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: All the women have read it. Yeah, I said, you
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: got to slap a book out of a woman's hand.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: You catch them reading some shit like that, some philth
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: like that. I got spooked. My wife was picking up
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: a book. I frisbeeed into the ocean.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: Did your wife did she care that you didn't like
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: the book?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 10: How'd you get your eyes?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: She was like, look, how stupid this is.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 10: Your tea it is.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: She's like, look at this paragraph, read this paragraph. I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: started taking pictures of it.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Blew my fucking mind. They're just saying whatever. But meanwhile,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the book I was reading was like when humans first
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: got to Australia, there were sloss that were twenty feet
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: tall and weighed eight times. I'm like, fuck, yes, yes,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: this is the real shit. Yeah, a wombat the size
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: of a lake. He found its droppings fifty centuries later.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: You haven't cracked up in that book that I showed you.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: They gave you.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of this book, Sapiens.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: When did you start it? Huh? When did you start it?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I started on the trip to South Africa. Oh okay,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: And so I got back. I got your book and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to read that next. But this is a
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: dense book.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: How big is it?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: It's like probably four hundred five hundred pages. But it's
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: just more dense than anything, just a lot of facts,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: figures and lists. But it fucking rules, dude. I love
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: learning a little bit of something. Me too, feels like
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I'm cheating. And then the guy who was putting out
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: my beach chairs was like, I read that last year.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: Really good.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Shit, it's like Czechoslovakian guy. As a foreigner, I was
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: supposed to be smarter than him.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: Nothing better than a little uh, I've read that book. Yeah.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could tell he was happy to flex. And then
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: he was like, do you also like to listen to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: music while you read? And started suggesting operas to me.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, I was gonna say, listen to music while you reads.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Unless it's yeah, it has to be some kind of opera. Yeah,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: but you have to feel so smart if you're reading
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: a smart ass book like that, and listening to a
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: fucking symphony.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, dude, I don't know what the zin's are
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: are out of control. Those things are terrible.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: You just got on them.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: Dude. Not burn your guys throats.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, it burns mine. Well, that's why I stop. That's
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: why I do it once, throw up and then never
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: go back to it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: It makes you anxious, you should probably not do it. Then.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: You know what made me anxious was that coffee shop
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: full of blonde.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Women in Nantucket or in MONTUK. Yeah, gay talk.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I had to leave. I was in fucking gay talk
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: for too long. Spend too much time out there. You
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: turn gay?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: You ever get you ever get the hiccups from the
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: from the zinn? Dude? What the fuck? The other one
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: I had in was great? And then I was like,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna put another one in? Destroyed my inside within.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 10: Seconds, visibly going.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: No, just like fox up my.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: Getting a bunch of the floating up.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: No, I swallow them. I swallowed.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't, that's what they're saying, like it's so
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: nasty swallowing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: It's not that they're designed to swallow.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I know, but still just don't.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: They're definitely it's the swallowing. It is not a big deal.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You're you just had an adverse physics.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: Obviously, obviously it's not the swallowing.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: No, if I if I had if I had a
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: drink on, if I had a drink on.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Be fine.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: You shouln't even say five words in a row.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Your knees just hick up, dud. It went through your
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: whole body like you were doing the worm.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: This man, Maybe I just won't quit vaping, just stick with.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: That for the rest of my life, or just chew
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: chew gum or something.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 7: That shit doesn't work.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: You have an oral fixation, you mind. If I put
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: a drill beat over this segment.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: It's crazy that that how fast that happens though, because
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: they have so much flavor in the beginning, I just
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: don't eat any of that chip, Just give me.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Then he's glitching badly.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: How do you get the ones they just have no
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: nicotine or they have nicotine them, they just don't have
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: any of that. Fuck, I don't need the fucking Yeah
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: that's what I have. It still has like it put
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: it in. You know, this is chill.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: Well, it's the last thing you said when you.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: First put them in. It's like they're filled with flavor
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: and you get it all at once. That's when it
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: fucks you up, and then you gotta break through that
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: like three minute phase and then you're good.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Right, you're gonna be good.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 8: Bro, I was good.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Just drink water upside down.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not. I'm not worried about it. I knew
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: that was gonna happen.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: No, you could get didn't hurts a walker.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: I have the hiccups for a year. Mine already gone
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: until they come back.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: No, they don't come back like a Poulter guys.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: No, it just feels like they're sand in my in
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: my throat right now where in my stomach.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I'm super excited for people to watch the most Dangerous
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: game show.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's gonna be awesome.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, I just watched four episodes of it. The first
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: four episodes. It is very good, very entertaining.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: Huh. Every person on it said it was the best
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: reality show.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: So good.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: It was just it's just the drum, Like, the challenges
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: are really good, better than last year.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: But who cried? Give us three people to cried.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I give you eight people that cried.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: I heard that there was a cry night. There's a
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: there was a Francis gave me some tea right when
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: I picked because I picked him up from the airport
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: when he got home, and he said that there was
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 7: a cry night, like people like scream crying.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: It was going on.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: And then and Rob and fucking Logan were like, nah ah,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: this is what you signed up for.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys can split this banana as a
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: tree between the five of you.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: That's great. That's gonna be the best rules you have
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: to be. I'm cutting you that ship out though you
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: got ship in.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: That's my That's yeah. I'm advocating. I mean I was.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I was advocating for them to continue to cry.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they cut out so much crying in the first one.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I was like the Hoody and the Blowfish.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: I had some great singers where to cry. They cut
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: out all my bangers. They cut out too much drama
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: in the first one.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: This one is drama rich.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: That's awesome. This will be great. I'm excited for it.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. About the fourth episode, I was like like screaming
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: alone watching it. I slapped my leg one point.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: That's great, that's gonna be awesome.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I was when I come back with my leg this
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: month or August of the month, so within the month.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: Well I'm gonna be in Philly in August August like eleven, third, ten, eleven, twelve,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: and let me tell you, tickets are fucking the eleven.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: So on the Thursday shows almost sold out already, and
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: then we got four shows after that, so I get
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: those tickets. Chicago sold out.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: It's such a light. Where went's that October? Yeah, tell
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: me the dates.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I think it's like October eighth.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: You're trying to have me not come, and I don't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: understand why.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 7: No, well not, I just don't have the dates memorized.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: October eighth to the thirteenth.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 7: But I'm gonna be there all week. I think we're
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: gonna do a little bit of I think I might
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: add some shows, but there's still tickets available for the
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: Rosemont show, so get that, and then once that sells out,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: I'll add shows downtown.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: We also have six pop punk shows coming up.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: Damn that by the end of twenty three.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: By the end of October, we're at by the end
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: of the or I don't know. They're not all announced,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: but we have that festival plan. At the Barstool Awards
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: and then there's four other shows and they keep on
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: adding shows.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: God damn you get any dell from that inside though,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: God no, tell them that you're not fucking going up
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: until the money's in your pocket.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: Got a sore throat.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: I don't perform unless the money's in my first.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: They make that hey sing anyway, get up there, you
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: fat sow.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: But still you make me sing for my supper.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: You're so hungry, put a fucking mic in your mouth,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: fucking sing for us, you fat piece of ship.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 11: Live event, Lisa, Yeah you so she changed her name
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 11: to that legally.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: Seal.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: She goes through airport security, Live event. What type of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: name is that?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: I got a lot of bones to pick with fucking Atlantic,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: yes a, but they do call them out personally. Don't
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: make me do they are. That's the worst airport on Earth.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: Once you're inside. Inside of the airport, it's fine.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: What was your previous worst?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: Oh? Lax from getting out of the airport, Because you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: get out of the airport and then you take a
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: fucking bus to get an uber.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 11: And do you know only uber blacks come into the
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 11: like you have to walk extra to get normal priced tubers.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, it's insane. And dude, the bus you have
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: to wait for the bus for like forty five minutes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Or you pay five hundred more dollars up front.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: It's insane, Dude, that airport sucks. Atlanta. Clear has become
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: one of the world's biggest scams because Clear originally was
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: just clear and now they seem to have They've started
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: some sort of partnership with TSA, so now the TSA
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: clear line is the priority line always and then they
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: like hide the real clear line. They don't do it
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 7: in like at like LaGuardia or like JFK. Those ones
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: are pretty easy. Fine, but if you go to like
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: the Denver Airport or the Atlanta Airport, and I'm sure
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: lax any of these like big airports. Dude. I went
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: to the Atlanta Airport yesterday. I had to drop off
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: the rental car, take a train to the airport. And
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: then I get to the airport and they're like, the
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 7: Delta check in is over here, all these other airlines
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: are over here. So I go to the Delta one
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: and the line is fucking three miles long. So I'm like,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: where's the clear line And They're like, oh, this is
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 7: clear TSA, And I'm like, okay, well I have regular clear,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 7: the one that I paid for, And they go, oh,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: that one is in the northern lower part of the airport.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: Follow these signs.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: They said that yes, yes, wow.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: I walked bold. I checked. I checked my steps four
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: thousand steps before I reached my gate. That's a that's
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: over them, Like it's like two miles. Yeah, probably, dude,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: I had to walk. I walk probably a mile to
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: get to the regular clear thing. It's in a basement
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: with no AC there's like ten people waiting. That was
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: one of the dumb ten that decided, oh, I'll actually
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 7: go try and find the clear line. Or there was
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: no there was like there was like one hundred people waiting,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 7: and then there's the regular boarding line like general general security.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: And I go to the go to the clear guy.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: I had a little bit of a tude and I'm
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 7: like hey, and he's like one second, pal, and I'm like,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: Jesus god, damn. I'm like, you're about to get fucking
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: You're you don't even want to know what's about to happen.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: So this is a white guy, no, a black guy
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: called you pal.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: He paled me hard.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: In the most disrespectful way make eye contact with me.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: That isn't that's not I said, excuse.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: Me, and he was walking by it, and he goes
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: one second, pal and then he turns and says something
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: to the other clear dude. And then he comes back
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 7: and he goes, what do you need? And I go
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 7: is that line just general boarding or general security? And
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: he was like yeah. And I'm like, well, that line
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: is miles shorter than the clear line. And I was like,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 7: is it? I was like, can I just go in
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: that line? He's like, you gotta easy, you can do
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: whatever you want to do. And I go on the
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 7: line and I'm not even joking, dude. They're purposely going
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: slow in that line. So the clear that the character
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 7: you can get through.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 7: There was ten people, if not less, in the regular line,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: and there was like one hundred in the clear line.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: And they're not letting any of the regular people, regular
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: boarding people go through.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Going going slow on purposes, going on.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 7: They're going slow on purpose that people will be forced
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 7: to get clear.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: They should incentivize that the airport workers given up. They
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: should give them a cent for everybody that they get through.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: It was insane. I was livid me.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: I was.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: It got to the point where me and the people
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: around me we were starting, we were discussing. I was
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: the guy next to me. I was like, they're going
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: impossibly slow.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: How old was he?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: Probably like in his twenties, thirties, yeah, and he was like,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know, man, And I was like, because he
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: followed me, I kind of let a charge because when
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: I when I transition, there's more of us. Because when
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: I transitioned over to the regular boarding line, a group
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: of people went with me. They were like, yeah, he's right.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: The power that the TSA has over you is yeah,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: it's an illusion. Yeah, And it's just that they need
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: everybody to cooperate in being their subjects. And if all
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: of you guys put your heads together, if they had
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: a good leader, someone like you, I feel like you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: could overtake that and get on the plane. Scott Free.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 7: That was the second time I've I've ever let a
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 7: pack at the airport. The first time was when I
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: was flying back from Toronto, and I don't know what
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: it was with Canada Air, but everyone in the everyone
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: there decided that they didn't have to just put their
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: like their overhead luggage like they didn't have to put
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: their big bag in the overhead bin. They also put
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: all of like every single article of clothing that they
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: had on them, like hat, gloves, fucking snow pants, jacket,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: and then they would have like shopping bag. Dude, there
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: was not one thing of luggage in the overhead bin.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: And then so I'm sitting there. I have this tiny
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 7: red Duffel bag and they're like, you're gonna have to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: check the bag, and I said, I was like, why
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: do those people all get to have fucking ten bags
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: in the overhead bin? And then then some other dude
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: off that he went he lost it on them, and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: then I kind of stepped back and I was like,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: let's just check the bag. I mean them with this
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: ship he went. Dude, he made them get back on
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: the plane and like find the people who had multiple
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: bags from the overhead bin. Oh really yeah, and it
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: like held up the plane and I was like, I'm
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: not a part of this. I was like, just take
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: my bag.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: We had a very good whistle blower.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he caused a goddamn scene. It was nuts, dude. Yeah,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: it's just because.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Dude, some people, I mean, it's not like most times
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: they don't give a fuck though, yeah, I.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: Think I also part of me has to realize that
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: most people don't fly every single week, so most people
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: aren't on that like I know exactly where I'm going
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 7: and how to do this in the most like efficient
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 7: way imaginable. They're more like, I guess I'll put everything.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: I guess I'll put everything in the overhead bin.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at all the actual legspace I have.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 7: Dude, they don't put their backpack in the overhead bind
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 7: and they put it like or they don't put it
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: below them, and they put it up top with their
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: like suitcase death penalty. You should be executed, firing squad.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: I think you need to, uh take a deep breath, dude.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: They're airport experts and modern day philosophers.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 7: Dude. It's if you guys saw the TSA line yesterday,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 7: you would have been They were letting probably ten clear
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: people in for every one person that didn't have clear.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: It breaks my fucking heart, it does.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: I almost missed my flight. I got to the airport
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: an hour early, which I never do. I usually get
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: there ten minutes early.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: It's a big airport, though, it's a shithole.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: They sent me to the They sent me to the
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 7: fucking they sent me to the They sent me to
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: the basement because I didn't have TSA pre check.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 11: What are your thoughts on fast pass set?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: It's bullshit because I paid how much to get into
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: wild Water?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 7: No, but I'm going to get TSA.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: Let's go to get cancel my clear. No both, No,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 7: I'm canceling Clear. I'm over it because it's a scam. Dude.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: They can't they can't be treating us like that.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I fucking if you get if you get one hundred
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: people on a petition, I'll do it.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: With you to cancel Clear. I'm going to medians again.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, dude, because.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: When it first came out, it was like no one
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 7: had it, and then you just fly through. I remember
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: like bragging to the people that had TSA, being like, look,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 7: how fucking I'm gonna beat you by a mile, and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 7: then out of nowhere, all of a sudden, they all
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 7: of a sudden like being being just a normal CLEAR
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: member and not having the TSA, you're a your lower
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 7: status than someone with that doesn't even have CLEAR. They
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: treat you like your fucking shit.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: We should have a panel and we'll call it comedians
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: on canceling Clear and everyone can it'll be cock. Everyone
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: can come and see it, dude, everyone can come see
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: cock as we fucking talk about the real issues that
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: people want to hear.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: That is a real issue that people need to hear about.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: And I'm sure if there's anyone out there who has Clear,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: they've probably experienced what I've experienced.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: No, I know you're travel to sold out shows.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: Sounds exhausting, dude, it's a fucking nightmare. It's the worst part.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: When do you start demanding first class tickets?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 7: Never, I'm never gonna do that.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 8: It's so soon.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's around the corner.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: I got the option to upgrade, but I'm not gonna
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 7: spend six hundred dollars on a two hour flight rather
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: just be uncomfortable for two hours.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna go away. Luxury becomes a lifestyle. Eventually.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 7: You're already throwing money bro Rome for some reason side
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: that he has to give me a dollar every time
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: we sit down.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I have no use for them singles.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 7: See, you don't get it because you don't even you
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: don't even need Clear or TSA because you are always
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: fucking first class and first class gets their own line.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: He tells the.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 7: He texts them, I gotta call on all, I gotta assume,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: I gotta zume.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Can we wait to push back? I'm talking to my
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: GM right now.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. That first class getting their own line is nuts.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: Why it makes sense, But it's like, so what if
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: your first class and you have TSA and you have clear,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: do you even have to go through security or do
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: they just like they just let you pull the car
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: up to the plane. It's like those Yeah, you may
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: as well just be flying private at that point. I'm
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: fighting for the common man. That's what I'm doing right now.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: People like to talk shit like, oh, barstool, not the
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 7: common man anymore. This is the common man talking about
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: the common man experience flying. You splurge, you know, I'm
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 7: gonna go clear. This is little ballsy form and not
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: someone that would typically pay for special treatment.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know if any common man flies as much
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 8: as you.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: I bet they do. There's a common man out there
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: that does flight attendant. Flight attendant. Now they go through
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: with their fucking clear backpack. There's like legitimately clear. You've
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: ever seen with those people?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 10: Rock those we sweat.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: People that I I legitimately think that there should be
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 7: like a study done. I feel like there's like a
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 7: there's like a government. There's like a government psyop happening. Okay,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: this is like a deep conspiracy theory, but I think, like,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: have you ever met someone who's like, Oh, I'm going
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: to apply to a job at the fucking Buffalo Wild
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 7: Wings inside the airport?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: I like this.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: I think they're I think the government is seeking out
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: the worst people on earth.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: And they're like they're like inmates prison.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 7: They're like sliding applications to the fucking Popeyes. Yeah, and
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 7: they're like, here, come get this job. We just want
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: to make sure that you suck in every way imaginable.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 7: You're gonna make people lose their fucking mind.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: They either make you work at the airport bar or
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: they make you go on ninety day fiance.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Your hair, Yeah, and you have to give your entire
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: salary to a woman that surveils your every move.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude. If you go to like a store like
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 7: or if you go to like a Popeyes, like theop
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: those Popeyes across the street, or you go to Buffalo
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: Wild Wings down the street, or you go to like
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 7: a uh Texas roadhouse. And in these places you go there,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 7: maybe the way, maybe the maybe the staff, they're not
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: like the fucking best people you've ever met, but they're
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 7: just normal people, right Yeah, Like that's just a normal
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 7: person that I'm talking to you right now. And then
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: you go to the airport and you're like, I feel
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: like this person's purposely trying to make me fucking lose
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 7: my mind right now. And I don't say anything. I
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: bury it deep down, but it's like, dude, there's got
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: there's something going on.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 11: And I think it's if you get fired from selling
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 11: pots a Yanpty stadium, they send you to the one you.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: Like for like aggravated assault. Like everyone in there I
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 7: feel like has to have some sort of like assault
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: with a weapon charge.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I think that they're all waiting for the day when
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: they just see someone their size who they can drag
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: behind the counter, kill and switch clothes, just be like
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: this is my.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: Life now, and then get on the first plane that
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: they see out of there.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a they're gonna get brought onto the plane. Hey,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: come with me.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: It's a fucking ship show in every airport except for LaGuardia.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: That's the one. And it's because they don't have a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: consumer like other than Starbucks.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: They don't have they don't have anything.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: They don't have restaurants and all the all the you
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: don't have to work for missus Fields.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: Exactly, and all the store all the stores are self checkout. Yeah,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna start tipping the self checkout. That's an option.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 7: They give you an option. I'm about to start. I
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: understand why they have the tip thing. I'll start tipping
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: if it means that they will be less people there working,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: it will Yeah, I.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Mean, dude, I think that's fair. I was talking airports.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: I don't think I don't. I feel like, like, do
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 7: you agree with me? Or am I am? I like
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: an out an outlier here.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I don't think you should be getting that.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: Mad about it, but I usually don't. It was just
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: this Atlanta experience. I was literally talking to myself out loud. Dude,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 7: I'm looking for the clear line. At one point, I'm
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: just outside. Suddenly I'm outside, dude. They're turning you into
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: a crazy dude.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: It's making me lose my I was modern day zombie
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: bite is like you're around so many people that are
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: acting crazy that you wind up muttering to yourself and
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: turning crazy. And then the new person comes in. It's like,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: look at all the crazy people here, and it's just you, like.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: And the last, like one of the last people to
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 7: get on the plane. I sit down and have a
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 7: whole road to myself, and I'm like, I was like
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 7: thank I was like, this was like the gods were
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: giving me this gift because they know how sucky this
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: has been. And then and then just to lesbians. Two
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 7: lesbians come and sit down next to me. They're just
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 7: making out the whole like at one point they were
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: like laying on top of each other.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, you got it, so you were extra
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: blessed by the gods.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: No, not those kind of not the porn star lesbians,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: the real lesbians, the biker yeah bigs, the earth lesbians. Look,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 7: they would like try to charge challenge to do an
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: arm wrestling competition.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 10: And like a dive ball and win.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Their idea of a good time is like competing to
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: eat a stain, Yeah, putting down a forty two ounce porterhouse,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: like blurping.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 7: Down the fat dude surrounded by babies. There's babies front,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 7: left and behind me. Screaming, all of them. It's like
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 7: like dogs barking. How they bark in sync? And then
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: the fucking the I fell asleep. The flat attendants, they're
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 7: waking me up. Your arms in the aisle. Maybe make
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: the aisle like one inch wider so that if like
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 7: my elbow is hanging off the seat by this much,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 7: it's not going to be removed by the bar cart
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 7: that weighs twelve tons.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Twitter showed me a picture of a flight, a Hawaii
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: flight from the early nineties where the roof got completely
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: ripped off of the plane. Yeah, people were still sitting there,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: but then the top comment underneath it was like, look
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: how much legroom they used to have. Yeah, it used
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: to be heavens. Yeah, that's what you need, an unspeakable
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: tragedy to expose the bisection of an airplane to see
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: how much they're sprawling the fuck out.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there should be like it should be like a
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 7: like you know, how can you go on the Amtrak
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: that's like the quiet car. It should be like that
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: for all. It should be like a general rule that
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: you're just not allowed to speak on a plane.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: No smoking, sick dude, no talking when you.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 7: Were flying out of Alabama where people talking to you
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 7: the whole way, the entire the whole flight, the whole flight.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: It's just like that, like southern hospitality. Yeah, you sit
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: down next to you and they're like like, it's like,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 7: I feel like they think it's like a disrespectful move
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 7: to even have the headphones on you, like you shouldn't
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 7: even consider listening to music.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah. At one point I just closed my eyes to
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: pretend that I fell asleep.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: They were still just talking to you.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 7: Dude next to me. It's so cold on this plane, man,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, dude, I know.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I know it's cold. Lady, slide your hands
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: down my pants.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: And the lady next to me, she's with her husband,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: who's there. She's in the aisle. Oh, this was this
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 7: was nuts, and there's just nothing you can do in
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 7: this situation. I go, I sit down. I'm in the
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 7: aisle seat. She comes on with her husband who's like
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 7: very old, and and there I guess she had the windows,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: she had the middle seat, and she's like, you guys
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 7: can just move in. And I was like, yeah, I
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 7: guess we can just move in. I guess we can.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 7: I guess I just won't sit in the aisle seat
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 7: that I paid extra to sit in. I guess we
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 7: I guess I didn't think of the option that we
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: can just move in and I'll sit in the window,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 7: I'll sit in the middle seat. But I'm like, what
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 7: am I gonna do. I'm not gonna be like, no,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: you got to sit in the middle seat. You're ninety
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 7: years old.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Why did I would so you moved to the middle seat.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: Dude?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 7: Her husband was like nine hundred years old and they
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 7: had have like special treatment to get on the plane.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to be like, yeah, you guys aren't
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 7: allowed to sit next to each other them she gently.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 7: It was just like oh no. It's like she acts
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 7: like she was doing me a favor because I was
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: about to get up and then go into the aisle
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 7: so that she could get in. She's like, no, no,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: don't worry about that. You guys can just move in.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: I would not be doing that with a fucking reverse
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: card of this century.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Dude. I know that you were on the travel subreddit
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: being like some woman just now sit in the sit
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: in the road that you back fly.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 7: It was like thirty minutes, so I didn't really mind,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 7: but it's dude, it's crazy out there.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: You need we got to get you flying private dude.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: But I'm I'm deathly worried now that Big Cat and
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Dave are out of New York completely.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: Oh you're done flying private, dude, those days are I'm.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Never going to be on a private fight again. Every
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: single rough ROWDI i'd be back before, like before the
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: clock struck midnight, I'd be back in New York. Yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: there's a rough ROWDI coming up. I'm gonna have to
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: stay in West Virginia for a weekend.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, welcome to the fucking Yeah, welcome to the dude.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 7: I can't wait for Are you gonna get diamond again
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 7: next year?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm about the book of fucking I'm about the
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: book A flight every week. I'm about to just create
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: content for me lost to.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: See get knocked back down to silver.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: No, because you have, I think you there's there's something
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: where you can in thirty eight half you can jump
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: up a class.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: People don't want to hear about this.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 7: I don't think anyone's listening at this point, to be
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 7: fully honest.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Four mister ninety four bro.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 7: Four feet Anyways, if anyone else has a similar experience
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 7: with Clear, please reach out to it. Yeah, put out
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 7: some sort of support group.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 10: Last half hour was therapy and.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 7: See the hell out of them.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: It was therapy. It was good. It was good for
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: you to get it out of here.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 10: You're an autopile.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 7: It's crazy. I mean, it's just crazy that they can
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 11: I got an email the shoe bomb that's why we
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 11: have to take our shoes off.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 8: Didn't even go off or like didn't work.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so crazy. He should have at least killed
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: like a plan full of people.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 8: Wait, what happened that?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 7: That's why we have to take our shoes off.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because one guy tried to sneak a shoe.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 8: Bomb in in a pair of marble starberrys.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: You that's what you should do, is just bring a
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: bomb through Clear just to get the ships shut down. Like, yeah,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: this isn't.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 8: This isn't.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: I was auditing you guys, genuinely, Yeah, genuinely.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 7: What I'm not gonna say anything, genuinely what here wright,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 7: let's see flying out of atl We're moving. We're moving
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 7: our lanes flying out of atl the non TSA pre
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 7: check Clear lanes are moving to the lower North checkpoint.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: Since when is that will? We're called as people, the
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 7: non TSA. That's what they've grouped me into. I'm now
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 7: the not Oh hey, you guys know where I can
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: find the non TSA pre check clear lanes. It was
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 7: originally just clear.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: You're this slave cast. Yes, there's elak class, commoner class,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: and then slave class and that's you. Brother.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 7: The atl Airport is undergoing checkpoint construction supposedly, so we've
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 7: partner with the airport. Yeah, I'm sure you have the
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: open temporary clear lanes downstairs, downstairs. I was in the
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 7: fucking basement, dude, downstairs to the lower north checkpoint. This
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: only impacts passengers without t s A pre check, which
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: is everyone that has clear. If you don't, if you
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: have t s c A pre check, you don't get clear.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 7: There's no point. And I have t s A pree check.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: You'll you'll continue to you you'll tell using the south
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: security checkpoint. Find us in at let's see where they
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 7: take us. I want to see if I can give
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 7: you guys, like, give you guys.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: A visual, bro just keep keep it. I wish.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 8: We all do.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 7: We want to find it.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: See if I can find it.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 7: And then and then we can end it lower North
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 7: checkpoint at at l Air.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 10: Actually I am flying at two weeks.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 7: Good luck, dude, you go in, you go in there.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 7: I was in a great mood. I had one of
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 7: the best days I've had in years, went fishing and
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: then I did my shows. Woke up the next morning,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 7: didn't drink, not hungover, and early, gotta get shower in.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you showered that day.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: My flag was early, don't.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 11: Shower on go back to getting ship face. Yeah, it
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 11: stops feeling that good. Yeah, gets old quick.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 7: Let's see.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Shrek claps, when an underclassman on the team would run
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: around a player who made a mistake in practice while
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: clapping their hands above his head, above the heads of
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: the teammate. Oh, so that was what the coach was
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: doing some of the Shrek claps above the head. I
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: thought it was like clapping cheeks. I thought it was
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: literally guys.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 9: I'm assuming that's like the sex.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, until