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The Death of Princess Diana · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 3: What are we talking about today?
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  Speaker 2: We are talking about Princess Diana. It must be we're
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  Speaker 2: nearing the anniversary. What would it be she died in
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  Speaker 2: ninety seven, twenty thirty or yeah, twenty yeah, twenty twenty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're nearing the twentieth anniversary of her death. So there's
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  Speaker 2: all of these documentaries and things coming back around.
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  Speaker 3: You know, as a four year old, I was a
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  Speaker 3: big fan of Princess Dianne in my formative years, so
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  Speaker 3: this really hit nod. Yeah, I mean I had really
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  Speaker 3: no opinions about this until I started looking into it
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  Speaker 3: for the show. But it's actually there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: a really weird shit. Yeah, it's it's super weird.
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  Speaker 2: This happened when I was just about to turn twenty one,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm way older than you and.
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  Speaker 3: Part of that part of the dynamic that people love coming.
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  Speaker 2: Back, man, and I just didn't give a shit, like
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  Speaker 2: I remember hearing about it obviously, Yeah, but it's like
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  Speaker 2: it's the British Royal family?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck do I care? I get?
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  Speaker 3: Really, I find it really odd when American people are
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  Speaker 3: all into that, Like it's most English people I think
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  Speaker 3: are just I think they're annoyed that they have to
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  Speaker 3: give a shit about it, right, It's the impression I've
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  Speaker 3: gotten for most of the English people I've talked to.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what kind of fucking country has a king? Still?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, your lizards have crowns whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So this even though neither of us give a shit, Yeah, clearly,
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  Speaker 1: what's a good way to open this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: That makes us the most impartial commentators? Yeah, sure, I
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  Speaker 3: have no opinions about any of them. That's Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: a good way to open this show. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 3: something we don't get shit. Pretty much, all I know
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  Speaker 3: about the royal family is that I heard that the
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  Speaker 3: Queen goes around turning off lights to save electricity. So
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  Speaker 3: that that was about my beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, let's uh, let's get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, like I said, twentieth anniversary. She died August thirty first,
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  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety seven. To give some background, first, Princess Diana
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  Speaker 2: and Prince Charles met in July nineteen eighty at a
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  Speaker 2: house party.
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  Speaker 1: She was nineteen.
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  Speaker 2: He had actually met her before, when she was about fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: when he was dating her sister.
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  Speaker 3: See that's weird. You don't not a lot of relationships.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, once you fuck one family member, you've pretty
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  Speaker 3: much like shut yourself off to the rest of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of go, that's a weird lateral move.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta exercise discretion when you're picking a member of
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  Speaker 3: a family the fuck, because probably it should be the
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  Speaker 3: last one. I think most people can agree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there should. You should.
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  Speaker 2: You should be allowed to fuck one family member per family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think. I think once you you know,
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  Speaker 3: like the mother daughter porn stuff that always creeped me out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like that. No, Yeah, you're making a weird Mobius
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  Speaker 3: strip out of the space time vagina continuum.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never I've never gotten dudes who are into
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  Speaker 2: the idea of like a mother and daughter. Yeah, very Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like even twins would weird me out a little. It's
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  Speaker 2: like your siblings get out of bed with each other?
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  Speaker 3: Am I Joseph Mangelo? What am I doing this for? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So this is already raising a red flag. I don't
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  Speaker 3: really like this Prince Prince William character.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and the relationships Charles rather, the relationship with her sister,
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  Speaker 2: whose name was Sarah, fell apart after Sarah gave an
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  Speaker 2: interview saying that Charles made his girlfriends call him sir.
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  Speaker 1: So after that, after Princess.
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  Speaker 2: Diana's sister dates a dude who makes her call him sir,
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  Speaker 2: she's still like, let's do this.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do that unless you like Prince. Maybe I
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  Speaker 3: think he could have maybe gotten away with that. Prescotte Bush,
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  Speaker 3: patriarch of the Bush crime dynasty, made his grandchildren call
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  Speaker 3: him senator, which I thought was so fucking creepy.
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  Speaker 1: That's great though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's Senator those
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  Speaker 1: Bush kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Jeb George, go give go, give senator
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  Speaker 3: a hug, and then Senator Bush thank him for your
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  Speaker 3: Nazi gold presence. We gotta do an episode on that.
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  Speaker 3: The Bush family laundering Nazi gold money. That's something I've
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  Speaker 3: only heard hear in passing. But I'm like, oh, there's
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  Speaker 3: no way that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should just do.
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  Speaker 3: A whole Bush family episode. There's so much, there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot to dig into, certain conspiracy theories. You hear him
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, ah, yeah, there's I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 3: you don't need to investigate. Of course, a guy named
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  Speaker 3: Prescott was sympathetic to Nazis.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, sir, that's that's a huge pussy foul party foul.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know if there's a technical
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  Speaker 3: term for that, but I'm that's just it gives you
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  Speaker 3: the willies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and especially when you take into account that he
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  Speaker 2: was thirty one at the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the kind of guy that would do that
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  Speaker 3: would also stage the car accident, like that's of vandikah
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  Speaker 3: yeah one.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so he was thirty one, he was under pressure
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  Speaker 2: from the public and the crown to uh settle down
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  Speaker 2: and get married.
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  Speaker 3: What does pressure from the crown mean? You know, she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't really give like policies. It's not like the president's
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  Speaker 3: bully pulpit where he can go out and bully the
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  Speaker 3: Congress and like, oh yeah, the American people overwhelmingly want
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  Speaker 3: blah blah blah reform. Like pressure from the crown. Did
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  Speaker 3: an old lady look at you crossly?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what the pressure is? That intimidating? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I mean the other way to translate that sentence is
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  Speaker 2: basically pressure from mom, like his mom was pressuring him
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  Speaker 2: to get married, and.
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  Speaker 3: Did he write the show notes to make it more flattering.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so.
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  Speaker 2: In the eyes of the Queen, Diana was the perfect match.
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  Speaker 2: She was from one of the oldest and wealthiest aristocratic
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  Speaker 2: families in England, her father was a good friend of
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  Speaker 2: the Queen, and most of all, she was young, sweet
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  Speaker 2: and a virgin.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I let off an airhorn for that.
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  Speaker 1: That was probably a bummer for him for at least
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  Speaker 1: the first couple of months.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty rough. I don't know if you've ever
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  Speaker 3: actually taken a gala's virginity, it's it's it's no joke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean once. But I was a virgin too,
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  Speaker 2: so it didn't. Oh, I've gone in mutually assured destruction.
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  Speaker 3: I got called in like the experts on pond Stars,
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  Speaker 3: and I had to go go handle it. I came
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  Speaker 3: by with my like my weird toy jumpsuits and I
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  Speaker 3: was like appraising it, and I was like, yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: looks like a man condition. Plussy here, let me let
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  Speaker 3: me stick myself in here. Uh, you know what the
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  Speaker 3: fuck was I gonna get at Uh yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 3: it's it's kind of weird that, you know, as the
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  Speaker 3: story develops, you did that. The Queen is alleged to
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  Speaker 3: have turned on her, but she basically was like, if
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  Speaker 3: you don't marry this lady, I'm gonna kick you off
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  Speaker 3: the family cell phone plan and you know, yeah stop
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  Speaker 3: paying your car insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's yeah, it's it's such a weird thing that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess politicians here would be under that
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  Speaker 2: same pressure. Like we've never had an unmarried president.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, I don't think we have. We've had we've
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  Speaker 3: had a couple of childless presidents, and we have now
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  Speaker 3: two divorced presidents, right Ryan Trump. But uh yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't think there was ever like a bachelor. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 3: this is another thing, is that, uh this is kind
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  Speaker 3: of like a reverse Sarah Palin situation where you know,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, oh there's a bold, it's a good choice,
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  Speaker 3: you know, or she ended up actually being a really
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  Speaker 3: classic he you know, diging versus you know, is she
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  Speaker 3: she but didn't wasn't doing what they wanted her to, right,
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  Speaker 3: I think that she didn't The Queen or however, didn't
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  Speaker 3: really vet Diana enough. You know, they wanted me a
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  Speaker 3: smiling stooge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't. They were getting kind of a loose
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  Speaker 2: cannon in terms of and not even that she just
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  Speaker 2: wasn't easy to control.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she just wasn't like a hoity toity, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, starting as soon as their engagement, Prince Charles
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  Speaker 2: and Diana's relationship was strained, he never stopped seeing his
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  Speaker 2: old flame, Camilla Parker bowls, which that's shitty obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't understand how people think they can get
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  Speaker 3: away with cheating, you know, yeah, like especially in that position,
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  Speaker 3: like I could never. I don't see how I would
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  Speaker 3: get away with cheating. And I'm a fucking nobody, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm not like one of the most recognizable people
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  Speaker 3: in the entire country yet yet Yet, once we get
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  Speaker 3: these YouTube live streams going up, everyone, we're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: the Joe Rogan experience of awkward small talk and shit
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  Speaker 3: that kind of matters from twenty years ago. But uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't like what do you think is gonna happen? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially not just cheating, but carrying on.
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  Speaker 2: A whole separate affair or relationship like this guy did.
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  Speaker 1: For decades.
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  Speaker 3: Guys gotta have bodyguards, and like, you really think that
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna have twenty bodyguard and you know, not one
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  Speaker 3: of them is gonna break their I'm not gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 3: cock block the Royal family oath that they take when
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  Speaker 3: they swear in. Yeah, exactly, I think that's what it's called.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure they.
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  Speaker 1: Should take that.
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  Speaker 3: Take off your big tall Marge Simpson hair hats, repeat
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  Speaker 3: after me.
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  Speaker 2: So almost as soon as the wedding happens, Princess Diana
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  Speaker 2: gets really really famous and starts to sort of overshadow
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  Speaker 2: the royal family. They weren't especially fond of the way
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  Speaker 2: she treated common folk and servants. And by that, I
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  Speaker 2: don't mean she was mean to them. She was too nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and they didn't dig that they were. In
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  Speaker 2: their opinion, royals were supposed to be distant and set apart,
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  Speaker 2: and she was kind to everyone despite their station in life,
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  Speaker 2: especially her staff, calling them by their first name, remembering birthdays, anniversaries,
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  Speaker 2: and giving gifts. Connor, that's gross. Yeah, those are poor people.
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  Speaker 2: Those aren't English values. No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: You eat toffee without brushing your teeth before bed and
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  Speaker 3: then you wake up and scowl. All right, that's what
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  Speaker 3: Churchi'll save this god forsaken island for. That's so odd
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  Speaker 3: because I feel like that's just better pr I feel
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  Speaker 3: like we I think, yeah, all our politicians just stage
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  Speaker 3: them trying to be you. Not that they're politicians anymore,
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  Speaker 3: but I mean that, like they they photo ops are
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  Speaker 3: a huge that like, oh, let's get him scooping one
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  Speaker 3: shovel of dirt at the woman's shelter and all that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, whatever, blah blah blah blah blah. But this
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  Speaker 3: is like she just by being showing a basic level
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  Speaker 3: of human decency. They're like, yeah, that's kind of off
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  Speaker 3: brand for us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's and it just kind of speaks to one
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  Speaker 2: of the reasons I don't understand the fascination with the
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  Speaker 2: royal family, Like, especially when you hear people in England
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  Speaker 2: talk about it, a lot of them are like, man,
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  Speaker 2: we just don't fucking care either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's almost like a tourist thing, yeah, caring
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  Speaker 1: about the royal fan And I'm pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Sure with all the fucking security and the whatever the
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  Speaker 3: electricity bill is in a fucking castle that that is
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  Speaker 3: not like a net positive for the English economy. You know,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: it's basically like having a fish tank full of exotic
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: like iguanas, and you're like, it's a conversation starter. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm spending most of my you know, money that should
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: go to child support on this the iguana food. My
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  Speaker 3: ex wife's gonna take my iguanas. So somehow that has
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  Speaker 3: to do with monarchy.
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  Speaker 1: But you got well lizard people.
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  Speaker 2: Still, so she insisted on doing everything different, starting with
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  Speaker 2: the birth of her first son. She wanted to have
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  Speaker 2: the baby in a regular hospital, not in the palace,
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  Speaker 2: Which why are you having babies in the fucking palace?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm me too. I would way rather have a
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  Speaker 3: baby and go a hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Go to a hospital. She also sent the boys, was like.
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  Speaker 3: What if, like, you know, you got all the people
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  Speaker 3: you'd expect, you got the midwife and all the different
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  Speaker 3: you know, vagina technicians and stuff. But then like, what
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  Speaker 3: if all of a sudden, you're a lung collapses because
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  Speaker 3: it's and yeah, oh, we don't care, we don't have
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  Speaker 3: a lung. Guy, I mean, let's go, let's.
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  Speaker 1: Go, guess we'll go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go ferry him across the moat, Like no, you
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: want to hospitals one stop shop for you know everything,
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  Speaker 3: body shit. That's just stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. She also sent the boys to school cool instead
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  Speaker 2: of them being taught at the Royal Palace with tutors,
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  Speaker 2: which and this thing.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard people bring this up.
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  Speaker 2: She was also insistent on performing charity work and was
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  Speaker 2: the first major celebrity.
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  Speaker 3: To shake someone's hand who had AIDS.
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  Speaker 1: That fucking crazy, is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the Jackie Robinson of AIDS.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, I mean, aside from whoever, the first
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  Speaker 2: black person to get AIDS was.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they didn't have black people in Canadas, Magic Johnson.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't a flight attendant. Yeah, I guess probably Magic
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  Speaker 3: Johnson probably would be like the name brand black HIV. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's that dude that gave all the porn stars. He
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  Speaker 3: passed it around. I was just watching a documentary about him,
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  Speaker 3: John Holmes, not John Holmes. He was definitely black, definitely
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  Speaker 3: not the Jackie Robinson. Well, ye had he had a
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  Speaker 3: bet though, I'll tell you Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 3: mean that's that's super cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Back then, people were unsure of how you got AIDS,
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  Speaker 2: and many thought just holding someone's hand could transmit.
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  Speaker 3: It shows how lo straight people know about what gay
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  Speaker 3: people do. I mean, right, do you guys just hold
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  Speaker 3: hands old hands and listen to Selene or whatever? You know,
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  Speaker 3: what you're doing? What I put my hand to the
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  Speaker 3: what what I pull out to?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: What you remember when everyone's was telling you about that
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  Speaker 3: commercial for like six months? Oh yeah, Thanksgiving Turkey commercial.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The queen asked her not to touch anyone while visiting,
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  Speaker 2: and Diana went against those wishes, shaking hands and even
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  Speaker 2: hugging a man.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. The Queen warned her not to take that convertible
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  Speaker 3: into Dallas, and then she was forced to kill him.
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  Speaker 2: So in June nineteen ninety two, this is where things
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  Speaker 2: really start to get tense. Her biography comes out, and
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  Speaker 2: it's not written by her, obviously it's a biography, but
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: they never really It finally comes out after she dies
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: that she was the source for all of this information.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: And she was leaking.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's actually a documentary coming out near the end
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: of this month that features the actual videos. Like she
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: said a lot of these things on video that made
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: it into this book, and now they're going to release
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: some of these videos in a documentary, but it's.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Gonna be the you know about a son of Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: you know what was that new when that came out,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: the one with the animation and shit, the.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Kurt Cobang won that was about a sign. It was
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: about an okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: This She had worked with a friend who recorded her
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: conversations and then would deliver them on her behalf to
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: writer Andre Morton. And this book exposed Prince Charles's affair.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: There were tapes that released by the son that proved
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: he was having an affair and showed her or proof
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: she was having an affair also, and showed her disdain
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: for the royal family.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Like I wonder why Diana even married him, you know,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: did she just go? Was it maybe that she just
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: wanted kind of the influence and the stature, and you know.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Like it seems light like that would be I mean,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the obvious motivation.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: But I mean it's kind of a wash on that front,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: because like he did it because his mom was bitching,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and then she did it because like why not he
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: doesn't want to be a fucking princess. Yeah exactly, I'd
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: be in a loveless relationship to be a prince. Are
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: you kidding me, I would like of some like the
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Lithuanian Prince Connor. Are you just completely ruined Lithuania's reputation?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeou yeah? Yeah uh.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Shortly after tapes were released of Prince Charles and Camilla
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: basically having phone sex very British found sex. The most
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: well known quote was him wishing he could be a
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: tampon inside her.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: All right, I think we should do a dramatization. Yeahs,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: who wants to do I'll be Charles, I do a
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: pretty wicked British accent.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I'll just live inside your trousers or something
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: that would be much easier. Well, are you going to
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: turn into a pair of nickers?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Oh you're going to come back as a pair of nickers?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Well, god forbid of tampas. Just my luck, you will
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: a complain idiot.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: A wonderful idea.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna be right back through. Me and
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Adam take a shower separately.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is not a wonderful idea. She's wrong on
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: that last count.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: As a guy who straight up like butchered a lot
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: of sex thing and you know, trying to be arousing
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: in any capacity, this is a pretty grade a fuck up.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't want this. This is probably the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: most scandalous thing. Yeah, you don't come out of the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: royal family like I would.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Have committed honor suicide if it tapes like these leaks.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: And I'm a professional asshole, not a I'm not a
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: guy with a title and a carriage. You know, don't ever,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: don't ever add through promorphize tampons in a sexual conversation.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the worst thing or just.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: My luck, I'll have to stop you from bleeding out
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: your uterine lining. Oh what a well, let me let
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: me make romantic. And you know he's only got like
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: twenty minutes a day where he can sneak off and
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: call his mistress. This is what he spent that time on.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: And he he.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Said tam pax, like not even a tampon. I think
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: that's a pad.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So he's just like laying under it, like getting the
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: blood drizzled on him or something.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Sounds like he's trying to sneak in. You know, you've
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: got like a you know, like, oh, yeah, here's I
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: here's Some guys are really into that pegging thing. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: So in December nineteen ninety two, it was announced that
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Charles and Diana would separate but not divorce, which what
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: is what.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: You Yeah, that's the point.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: That's like wha you know, the primaries are happening in
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: a presidential candidate's like I'm suspending my campaign, like you're
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: you're quitting, you know, like you're not going to be
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: like oh there said and Jeb Bush said the end word.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I'm back in this, you know, like yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety five, she released a secret interview from
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Kensington Palace about her life. She talked about her eating
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: disorder and other issues, and also question whether Charles would
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: ever be able to adapt to the role as king.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: This shocked and appalled the royal family. Also, there's a
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I put a note in here. There's a rumor going
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: around right now that Prince William has been has taken
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Prince Charles's place in the line of six session to
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: be king?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Is Diana? Oh really? Yeah?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Not true?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Which one of them dressed up like a Nazi?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I think it was William.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like some shit he do.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it seems reasonable.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think I read something about that too,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: where and again it's I do not give any kind
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: of a shit about this, So I skimmed to the
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: headline and probably didn't even finish reading that. But yeah,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I mean because the queen is, like, I think she's
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: officially the longest serving because they did that other Victoria
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: or some shit was like fifty years.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this queen has been in yeah, a long fucking time.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how long. Yeah, she's oldie shit, she's
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: like at the ees.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I saw an article while I was researching this that
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: said what happens when the queen dies? And I just
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I give so little of a shit that I didn't
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: even click at the find out. I don't know what happens.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I probably have to hear about it
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: on the news for three minutes.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Like Camilla Bowles becomes queen.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Uh so in nineteen ninety six, the queen writes to
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Diana and Charles and ask them to divorce, which they do.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Couldn't She just talked to him watch to write them.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Well do you need then writing?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Just call them in like hang out.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: She sounds like a weird, cold bitch.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she is. I think that's kind of her stick.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: She's just very very very fine.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: If you're like judging people's pastries on the Great British Bakeoff,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Like not very much. Oh yeah, I've watched a little
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: bit of it. I've not dived all the way in,
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: but it's a really good fucking time. Yeah. But yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: if you're like a figurehead for an entire country, like
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: maybe like I have a little more personal warmth when
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: you're asking your children to get out of the relationship
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: you fucking pushed them into in the beginning, exactly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And we'll play a video in a little bit
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: from when after Princess Diana dies. Oh I watched them
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: in this and the Queen giving her statement which she
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: was like forced into.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: But I'm very sorry about this late so after the divorce,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: uh you know, she Princess Diana gets into all these causes,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: and one of them is the production of landmine which
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: this kind of ties into the conspiracy at one point,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: because the UK was the leading producer of land mines
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: at the time, which fucking for what, Like, where were
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: those even going? Are you sure they weren't just like
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: repurposing some of their food.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Am I right?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Hah?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I hit two buttons at the same time.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did a you did a little remix thing
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: was Howard Dean and some kind of like screaming audience
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: some yeah, some sort of well, no, the screaming audience. Oh,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: it's in the Howard Dean scream.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: It's just at the end of the Howard Dean thing. Okay,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I think I hit like theme music. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: from the regular podcast. Adam has eight sound effects buttons
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and it's weird. What it's a competitive for real estate,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: so it's weird. But he's prioritized Howard Dean number one.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Guys us up there. Howard Dean's way up at the top.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: He's the first one, top left corner at the ready.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: So yeah, they uh this land mines thing that kind
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: of is suggested as one of the things that might
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: have gotten her killed, because it's rumored that she was
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: putting together a list of oh yeah, like UK politicians
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: who were making money off the sale of land mines.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Well, like you fuck with like tradition and the military
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: industrial complex, you know, and you've got that big of
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: a platform like that seems like a pretty good way
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: to get yourself killed.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, so let's talk about her death. On August
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: thirty first, nineteen ninety seven, her chauffeured car crashed in Paris.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Her boyfriend Dodi al Fayad, and her driver slash head
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: of security only Paul died in the accident as well.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: And it's funny to me if the driver was in
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: on it, Like, couldn't they have gotten him the Kurt
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Russell Carr from Death Proof?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: That would have been funny and is it?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't they? I feel like that's possible, although maybe, I mean,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: you know, that would have just been another witness, So
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: maybe they told him they installed that. Yeah, you took
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: it out last minute. Yeah, the uh So.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: The night of the accident, Dody and Diana were staying
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: at the Ritz Hotel in Paris and had been stalked
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: all day and evening by the paparazzi PEPs. They were
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: attempting to leave the hotel to go to Dodi's home.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What a stupid name, loady doty. I saw a Slickrecond
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: concert last weekend, so I think I saw that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: How was it?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It was fantastic slick wrecking KRS one. It was so good.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean those those are two guys that could
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: probably actually rap live like they have good breath control.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, you see a lot of people like
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: it's like clearly, like when they're doing the studio recording,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: it's just all like separate cuts for each four bars. Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were both great.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Uh So, Henri Paul had worked for Fayed for the
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Fay Edes for ten years and was recently promoted to
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: head of security.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: They basically their plan they'd been getting stalked by the
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: paparazzi all day, so their plan to get from this
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: hotel to her boyfriend's house is to sneak out a
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: back door and have Henri Paul drive them. The paparazzi
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: catches on though, and they're able to follow them, and
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Henri Paul is super stressed out by how many people
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: are following him, and he tries to lose the paparazzi
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: by going through the pomp the tunnel. That's exactly how
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: you pronounce it. Yeah, he was speeding at the time
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the tunnel.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: In his defense, he thought that was how you get
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: the hogwarts. That's rude. That's a rude joke. Yeah, I mean,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people blame the paparazzi for this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Well, after the crash, seven photographers were arrested because in
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Britain it's illegal to see an accident and not at
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: least try to help a little bit.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: They basically like reenacted the finale of Seinfeld. Yeah, but
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: it was probably much funnier.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Hey oh hey, yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: They just these seven photographers just stood around taking pictures,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: which you can find online if you want to see
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Princess Diana bloody and dead in the car.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I was watching some YouTube videos to bone up, and
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like I kind of want to see.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's bad times.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: It's like when people like, you know, like look at
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: the Black Dallia. I'm like, yeah, I don't even want
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: to read the description of it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: One of the hosts, chet Wilde, one of the other
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: hosts on the network, lives right in front of where
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the Black Dahlia murders.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Oh no, she can check in.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: If you're in where we did the Backyard comedy show,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: you could actually check into the Black Dahlia crime scene.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Hit the poke a stop without even having the jump defense. Uh.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: So after according to eyewitness accounts of this crash, there
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: was a white Fiat that clipped the car and a
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: photographer on a motorcycle that took a flash picture around
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the same time, and both of these things, according to
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: some witnesses, may have distracted on re Paul. That alone
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: sounds kind of shady to me because that's.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: A whole final destination type.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Right, or it's it's exactly how you would a straight
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: a murder on the road. Is you just kind of
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: bump the car and distract the driver.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, like you know, like people do that in Nascar,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: the bump and run, you know, And it's like it's
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: like that is like so dangerous. Yeah, but uh, I mean, well,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: first of all, never trust anyone in a Fiat never. Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: For sure, you can be classified as of soundbind with
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: good intentions if you own and drive a Fiat.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I knew a rich kid in high school who let
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: to fifteen year old girls drive his Fiat and they died.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: They got in an accident and died and he lived
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: and no repercussions because.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: He was rich.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Wow he was driving, or he let them, he let
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: them drive and he survived something.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: No, he was just lazy.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: He was like I want to I think he just
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: wanted to fuck these two girls because he was like seventeen.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We were all in high school.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, and he let him drive his fiach Y Jesus,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: that's one of those cars that you like see like
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: one a free Fiat in the mall, you know, and
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: you're like, I'm not even feeling out, like they're still
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: making those things. I could sell it, but who would
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: buy it? You know. It's it's basically a scooter with
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: like car stickers around, and.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: It cost me money to ship it back to whatever
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: god forsaken country they drive them.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: And I got to move the steering wheel from the
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: right to left side and it's bullshit.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, not to get too far ahead of ourselves,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: but there's people theorizing that the motorcycle guy that was
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: part of like an I six program, which was to
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: you know, devote a laser that would blind drivers, right,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I thought was just how you like cheated at the
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: super Bowl or whatever. But I mean, yeah, yeah, applications.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: One of the other that, uh yeah, we'll get into that,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I think right now. One of the one of the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: other things that uh, an autopsy showed that Henrepaul was
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: three times the legal limit. Uh, he was drunk. He
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: had three times legal limit of alcohol in his system. Uh,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: French police, and it was still not drunk.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Enough to have sex with a British woman exactly.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: French police and subsequent panels looking into the accident determined
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: grossly negligent driving on Onrepaul's part and the paparazzi in
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: pursuit of their car was the cause of death. Also,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: if they'd been wearing seat belts, they may have survived,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: which what the fuck wear a seat belt? Yeah, you're
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: fleeing the paparazzi in a speeding vehicle.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't like strap in. I know
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: you're the people's princess, but.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't make you more rootsy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they ain't going have makes you dumb. They don't
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: go have a princess, no, moll sweetheart. Well, also, like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: if it gets to the point where it's like you're
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: driving to just let them take a picture of you.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, just smile and wave. Yeah, like it's not
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: that big of a deal.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I Finally, I've been living in LA for over a
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: year and I don't think I've ever seen a famous
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: person that'sid of comedians, you know, at comedy clubs or whatever.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: But I saw Nicki Minaj on oh wow, and I
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: think like Wheelshare or something, and she's coming out of
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: a club mare with taking pictures and I was pulling
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: up around the side and I tried to get a
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: photo of her, and I was like, oh, maybe I'll
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: fall tweet this at TMZ or what you know, and
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: then it's like so blurry and you could just see
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: like a vague like butt of a cheetah blob ass.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Come on, three dollars.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, oh man, I thought this was
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: gonna be right this month. I was so I was like, well,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: first of all, the celebrity I don't really give a
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: fuck about I mean, yeah, outside of the whole meek
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: millk cockldryuh of course, which is just fun for the
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: whole family way fun. Yeah. Moving on, speaking of princesses, Nikki,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: he's looking great.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: So uh Prince Charles, this part I thought was really weird.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Prince Charles wanted to personally bring her body home, and
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: the Queen was vehemently against it and said he could
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: not use the royal plane to go get her body.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: They fought, and she eventually conceded with the stipulation that
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the funeral be private.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Did her soul fly spirit airlines? Am I right? Gang?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Well the fuck that's such a dig move, Like I
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: feel like I know, like parents can get like it's
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: just like you know, you see someone you know break
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: your son's heart or whatever. You're furious and you hate
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: this person, be like you gotta also just for the
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: sake of a public appearances, like, don't be the bitch.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: That's like, well, she's known technically a princess anymore. Yeah,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: and that was kind of her, Like she got a
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: higher score that you bitch.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: She didn't even make a public statement for five days, yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: after and she finally finally did. Let's listen to a
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: little bit of it. It is a really tender moment.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: After this week, got to play Paul McCartney reacting to
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: John Lennon's death.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Since last Sunday's Dreadful Seeing, we have seen throughout Britain
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: and around the world, an overwhelming expression of sadness of
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Diana's death.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: This was Robin Williams's greatest role.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: We've all been trying in our different ways to cope,
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: which is not easier to express the sense of.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this looks like it's from a movie.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this looks like one of those automated talking like
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: digital personal assistants can buy for your website the most
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: natural speech to text.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: We have all felt those emotions in these last few days.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: She has not felt any emotion.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: So what I say to you now?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: She's ever even organic? Five minutes as a grandmother.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. Do
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: you exceptional and gifted human being? In good times and bad?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: She never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: to inspire others with her warmth and kindness.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: She looks angry having to say this.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still I feel like this is too much
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: accessories for a funeral speech. I feel like you take
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I think you go down to one layer of pearls.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Take the brooch off.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't like the slow creeping.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Terms going in tighter on her face as she talks.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Oh they are huh.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: of others who never met her but felt they knew her.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: All right, betch I want to I want to see
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: the first take of this or She's like one was
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: to be drawn liked by most.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Extrawdinary and moving reaction to her.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: So I've hed a r made it out. So yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: that was the Queen finally giving her statement.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Definitely not the words of someone who didn't want to
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: kill somebody, right.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't sell me on the fact that she
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: felt terrible about it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, And after her death the Royal Palace
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Bush worked up some crocodile tears after he did nine
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: to eleven Queen.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: He looked shocked when he was reading that book, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: they came in and told him that that was an
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: acting performance.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I always thought it was funny on the Fahrenheit nine
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: to eleven DVD that was the menu playing playing in
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: the background like the menu on the DVD. It was
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: just him reading that book and was sitting there after
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: he heard the news.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: So, after her death, the Royal Palace proposed restoring her
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: royal title and her brother said no. He said, in
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: real life she didn't need a royal title to generate
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: her particular brand of magic. She didn't need it in
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: death either. Fuck you koomts for cunts.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Okay. I was like, what did Dean Koons have to
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: do with all this? The novelist that my my mom reads. Yeah, oh, well,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I've misread this initially thinking that, uh, the other the
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: other prince denied it, but her brother denied it, So
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: that makes it kind of a gangster move.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I like that better, kind of like how I've always
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: wanted to be invited to speak at my high school.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Uh so I could tell them to go fuck themselves.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I was asked to do comedy at my high school reunion.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you told me about this.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I ended up canceling.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good move.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, it's one of.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: These where the it's like very high risk, very low reward.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah sounds good on paper.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so let's get into the conspiracy around her death.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: The prevailing theory among conspiracy types is that am I
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: six perpetrated the murder, and that it was ordered by
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: the royal family.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Speaking of secret shit and the number six and my
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: shitty brain, did you know that Seal Team six was
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: just named that so other countries would think there were
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: five other sealed teams running around did not? Is that
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome? That's fantastic. Oh so it's like the Traveling
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Woolbury's Method, Volume three, International Subterfuge it's not even what
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: subterfuge means. But we'll move on.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I did that. That's great. I did not
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: know that.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I thought that was awesome.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Uh So Dodi al Fayed's father, who is the owner
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: of Herod's Mode.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: That's a huge casino, I believe.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Or is it a department Is it like the English haras?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's a department store apartments.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I think I saw those when I was in Ireland.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Herod's is a ridge. Ah, it seems like a J. C. Penny.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, department store kind of thing.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: J C.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Pennie.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of Harras for the.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Or a J. C. Pences.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Ah right, I get it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: That was because isn't that what their money is there? Bullshit?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Fucking oh yeah, yeah, yeah you didn't. That wasn't a
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Mike pen Well, Mike Pence has nothing to do with this,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: or does he, or everything to do with it? I
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: think skilled personally, but you know, let's not get into it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: So uh my Mohammed al Fayed believe that this was
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: a hit orchestrated by mi I six, with the help
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: of French officials and ordered by Prince Philip. He believes
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Diana was targeted due to her relationship with his son,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: and according to his theory, the Royal family couldn't bear
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: the idea that Diana would marry an Egyptian Muslim and
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: that he would be a stepfather to Prince William and
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Prince Harry, and they were all.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Murderer before my boy is cocked by a brown person.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: There were also rumors that Dodie was to propose that evening,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: and he had stopped at a famous jewelry store in
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Paris to pick up a ring he had ordered for Diana.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And this is this part is really crazy to me.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Mohammad also claims that Diana told him she was pregnant
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: with Dodi's child. There's no way to tell if she
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: was pregnant because she was embalmed before the autopsy, which
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: for one thing, is illegal in France.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Just like the Oklakahoma City episode when we learned that
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: guy was just embalmed, Yeah for no reason.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's always suspicious because it's especially with it being
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: illegal in France.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: If like, cause, if a famous person dies, just don't
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: like put them on ice, you know, just like yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: you're gonna well basically, also even if even this was
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: all just a legitimate accident. Like you realize, like as
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: the corner. By doing that, you're gonna be making your
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: life a living at for the rest because you're just
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: gonna get right. Weirdo's in guy Fox masks tracking you
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: down and sending you death threats, you know, with your
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: like office magazine subscriptions. Do they have the magazines in
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: the opposite of the corner, like the dentist. I hope
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get like a Highlight and a People and
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: a Golf Digest four years ago.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You want to read People magazine while we wait to
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: roll out your dead body. You have to identify man.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And my psychiatrist's office. It's it's all like popular science,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: you know, and wow, give it, give us something fun,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: you know, to put a hustler out there, shake the
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: things up. I think they probably got some people that
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: are too crazy to handle hustler.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: I think there's like some jerk off on the busk
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: like crazy people. Oh really probably.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even have a psychiatrist. I just I just
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: wing it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. It's not it's not like a first
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: of all, I don't need you to think of one
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: of those lame people that tries to talk through their emotions.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: This man gives me drugs and drugs alone.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, oh okay yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: And then psychologist is like, you know, like, how did
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: you feel? A psychiatrist is like, yeah, I could try
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: this one. Oh yeah, of course, yeah yeah yeah. I
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: was singing last night. I was like, who would ever
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: jerk off on a bus? For some reason, I just
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: had that thought, like and then I remember that I
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: myself have jerked off on a bus. You have, not
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: a greyhound? Yeah, oh on a greyhound.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It was long greyhound. And I went to the bathroom
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: because I couldn't sleep.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, well yeah you were in the bathroom.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: That's your right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're allowed to jerk off in a greyhound bathroom.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I assume everyone in a greyhound bathroom is jerking off.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's still just weird to be like, what,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: how could you even do that? What? Under what circumstance?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah, that's right, literally, I have
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: done that last was it night?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It was night? I'm assuming Oh yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: You can't, you can't do that. Well, God's wait, you
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: wanted to see what's going on there?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Back to Diana.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Back to Diana. So, yeah, they do this.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: They embalm her before the autopsy, and because of that,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: they can't take any blood tests, so they can't tell
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: if she was actually pregnant. And the coroner's excuse for
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: this is that he didn't want the body to be
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: decomposed composing when Prince Charles and his and Diana's sisters
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: arrived to collect the body.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: That seems like such bullshit. You can just refrigerate it. Yeah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like there, I looked into this.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: There are some places that won't even let you bury
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: an embalmed body because of the impact the chemicals have
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: on the environment.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I don't necessarily know where the theory that she was
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: pregnant is coming from. Is did they just find like
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: a jar pickles and a you know, pint of ice
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: cream in the back of the car.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: It's the Muhammad al Fayed claims that his daughter had
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: or that she had already told Dodie al Fayed that
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: she was pregnant and that that's why they were about
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: to get married.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: You know, it's really fucked up. As I'm sure there
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: are people that have done analysis on the side of
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: this dead lady's boobs where they're like, well, if you
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: see here looking a little bigger than they were in
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: the spring of that year. So I mean, you tell me.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Let's dug him back up, you'd see him again.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: The uh, French officials did not handle the investigation well,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: a fact that has always added fuel to the conspiracy flames.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And this is you see this every fucking time in
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: any suspicious death.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Are you just.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Nervous because you just deal with like the deaths of
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: and you're very litigious and you know by the book,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, fuck,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, fucking bomber in bomber. Yeah, I feel
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: like it'd be the opposite. All right, let's slow down here, Like.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that embalming thing isn't a decision
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that coroner would have made on his own.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's just bizarre.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's super bizarre.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: And uh because then, well, you're not doing an open
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: casket in this day and age, really, I mean, right,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: you know, especially enough for someone that high profile, would
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: be weird. Yeah, it's like that it serves I feel
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: like almost no purpose, right.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: And uh, this Yeah, there.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: It was a sloppy investigation, which the one that always
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: comes to mind for me is Hurt Cobane. That I
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: think is the definition of a sloppy death investigation. That
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: because it was so sloppy, it's going to be a
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: conspiracy forever. Yeah, and this one's pretty weird too, some
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: of the mistakes they made.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Or maybe a sliver investigation.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Ah, I get that one. Hey, that's not Mike Pence related.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: The uh neither was the other one. You don't know
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: how we global currency exchange words.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: It'll come up on the Bush podcast, trust me, Okay,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: the uh some of the mistakes they made. The crime
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: scene was not immediately sealed off, which why police allowed
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: photographers and spectators to enter the site, Which what the fuck?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to do that until twenty years later
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: when you need the tourist revenue. Yeah, got down to
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: the big red X and get yourself a fucking you know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: frozen lemonade and Daly plaza.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Go stand on the red X in this traffic tunnel
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: in one yeah yeah yeah, or Paris.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Also, workers began to hose down the tunnel before the
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: investigation was complete.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Do you think of you think that in there, you know,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: deep down they're like, you know what this is for Waterloo?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Don't even know who fought in Waterloo. I'm assuming the
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: English were involved.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Napoleon and the English, all those people, all those
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: all those characters, all those fucking Europeans.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think those I think the dragons and john
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: snow were there.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Also, all ten cameras in the tunnel were inoperative at
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: the time of the crash, including the speed camera that
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: should have caught the Mercedes if it was indeed traveling
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: at a high rate of speed. And that right there
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: makes me super suspended. Cameras, Like, how is every camera
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: not working? Yeah, at that moment, Like people when people
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: shoot down conspiracy theories, they're like, oh, well, so many
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: things would have to happen at the same time. In
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: this case, so many things did happen at the same time. Yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: And I mean it's still like you're never going to
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: convince people that this happened, but it like there's just
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: so many weird circumstances around it.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: It's it's one of the it's like if there's one
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: or two of these things, but there's like five or six, right,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: you know. Also, that rental car they they had to
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: they basically replaced it. It was different than the car
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: that they're driving all day. And then this particular car
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: had been stolen at one point in time before before
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: it was used by this you know, like bodyguard services,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: like transportational service that they're employing. Right. Uh so the
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Enri guy, I think, so, yeah, it's just like the
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: car is. Everything's weird.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Former I six agent Richard Tomlinson told Mohammed Faihead that
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: m I six had perfected vehicular assassination techniques, using a
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: laser to blind the driver, causing a crash. A similar
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: plot had been planned by m I six for assassinating
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Slow ba Don Melosovich.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: It is it is his belief, you know, if the
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: best pronunciation of that guy's name is that there's an
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: m doom song where he says it, you know, uh
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: huh yeah, it's just a lot of Slow Melosovich. And
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: it was just weird, like, you know, sounds like he'd
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: slept outside Hobo genius wrap.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: It's his belief that the motorcycle was not taking a
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: picture but was anm I six operative. Weirdly enough, Tomlinson
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: was dismissed from I six and nineteen ninety five, and
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: jailed for six months in nineteen ninety seven for violating
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: the Official Secrets Act of nineteen eighty nine after he
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: gave a synopsis of his proposed book, The Big Breach
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: detailing his career to an Australian publisher.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Weird, weird that you assassinate ex Royalty the same way
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: you entertain a cat. You just get a laser pointer,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: you know, Yeah it were it doesn't I don't feel
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: like that doesn't need it. I don't feel like that's
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: that super advanced technology they have, like really like consumer grade,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: like very powerful lasers that you could blind the shit IU. Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I mean there was probably just someone fucking with one
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: in the office one day.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, someone's trying to enter their goddamn data and
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: he's like, all right, let's go ahead and put that
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: in R and D for two hundred thousand dollars and
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: we'll just split that up. Good work. Uh.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Tomlinson also claimed that he saw Henri Paul's file and
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: that he was in an intelligent source. I six had
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: been using him to get information on guests staying at
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: the Ritz, as it was a hotel known for celebrity
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and diplomatic guests.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Uh oh.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Also during the official Accident in Quest, Sir Richard Deerlove,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: the former head of m I six, confirmed that a
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: proposal to assassinate a senior Balkan politician by forcing a
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: car crash in a tunnel was briefly considered in the
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: early nineties, but said it was rejected, which basically confirmed
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Tomlinson's story that there.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Was a plot to do this to Slobanon melos of it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably had like a little crew together where they,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: you know, rehearse this maneuver. You know, the Fiat guy
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: and the motorcycle guy would go out and yeah, on
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: a dry lake bed and practice you know, fake killing.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: You know, either that or they just go out and
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: kill real people.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe because I mean who cares, No one's gonna Yeah,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: then it's just an accident, disposable.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: That's what's fucking scary about Britain is they don't really
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: have like free speech like we do.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Like, no, it's not and that the.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Official Secrets Act. Oh creepy does that sound? Yeah, that
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: sounds like a was that legislation signed by your the
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: bishop of your logan church, like that's a very dubious
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: sounding bill.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: One of the other things that's weird about this is
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Henri allegedly was missing for at least three hours before
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: the car ride, and was found with a substantial amount
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: of cash in his pocket. To theorist, this points to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: him meeting with an MI six operative. He was also
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: found to have two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: in his bank account, which is a huge amount for
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: someone that makes thirty five thousand dollars a year. Which,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: holy shit, that's all you're paying your head of security
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: thirty five grand a year.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's shitty.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I'd kill you in a traffic accident too.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: If I'm in interviews talking about how I think the
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Royal family wants to kill me, you know, yeah, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: would either you know, I actually believe it, or I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: just stirring the shit up, like get go fifty right,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I'm a little more coined, even adjusted for inflation. Let's
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: get in. Let's get into like a triple ditgchit salary here.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Uh So, But that part is is confusing to me
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: because if that meeting happened and he really was paid
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: money for this, I doubt he they told him that
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: he was gonna die in this like you would think.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think they told him
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: that they had the Kurt Russell set up. Yeah, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: then they swapped it out because that car got replaced.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: You know, they were a different one than they'd be
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: using all day. And then so he just you know,
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: clean up all the loose ends that that fucking money
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: goes to the Comptroller of English bullshit, and then uh yeah,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: they're fucking out Scott free. And then there's a couple
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: of dudes in La talking about it twenty years later,
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: far after anyone gives a shit, that's.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Us, We're gonna break this goddamn thing open.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: That would be so funny if we we had like
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: a Hannibal Burist type moment where all of a sudden, Yeah,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I guess Nibisco's run by pedophile. So I don't think so.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is kind of not really what I
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: wanted to be known for. But I suppose I'm a
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: spokesman for that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Good enough. Uh So, theorists deny that anre Paul was drunk.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Muhammad I believes there is no way the other security
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: staff would have let him drive if he was drinking.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: He believes the evidence that he was drunk was fabricated
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: and that these samples must have been tainted as his
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: drunken like his blood alcohol content was insane.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Story high, because that's you know, it's assuming it's point
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: oh eight over there. It could be different. I don't know,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: but that's point two four. That's pretty fucked.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: That's your fucking hamm.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Were they embombing him with Jaeger?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? He uh so. I feel like that's not
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that's a pretty valid point that if he was that drunk,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: someone would have noticed and not let him.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Drive with these people.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: And it's also just like and I feel like at
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: that point, you reek, you know, yeah, yeah, I mean
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: it's fine. It's not like you're sweating. It's not like
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: you're getting like boozy sweat. But I mean, like you're
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: just your breath. It doesn't I don't care how many
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: fucking aluminium tins of mints you're sucking down, you're gonna
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: smell like a rush aluminium.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Also, the in May of two thousand, the alleged driver
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: of the white Fiat who they apparently tracked this guy
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: down at some point his name was James Anderson. He
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: was found dead in a remote part of France by suicide.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: He was found in a locked car, bullet wound in
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: the temple, his head between the seats the car, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: his body was burned. Now, when I first read that,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I thought, how did like did he shoot himself then
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: burn the body?
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did he like have some kind of Rube Goldberg
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: machine where you know, the sparks from the bullet exiting
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: his brain, We're going to light the gas and then
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: cook like a piece of coast on the top. And
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I would fall down a conveyor belt to them, I six, office, like,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: what is it's again? It's too many things, right, It's
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: it's way too many things. I think two things coincidence,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: three things conspiracy, and we got we're at like thing
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: seven here.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of things, and it it
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: gets weirder during the uh Well, during the official inquest,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: this guy had produced proof that he wasn't in Paris,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: but he also boarded a flight from Paris to Corsica
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: the same day Princess Diana died. So whether his evidence
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: is actual, actually real or fabricated.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: So they said that he had interest to them that
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: he he was not in Paris, but there's like, there's
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: records that he traveled.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: There's records of him flying out of Paris.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, but he pinky sweared sir.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Also in two.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Thousand and three, her Princess Diana's bodyguard released an account
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: that Diana left him a note that she believed that
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: she would die in an accident. She had been known
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: to be incredibly paranoid of the royal family and their overreach.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: If I was famous, I would do that, though, I
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: just always like be suggesting weird shit about my death,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: so that after I died, people would you know, Oh, yeah,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: for sure. I would just imply that I was gonna
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: like we're an Andy Kaupman thing where everyone's like, yeah,
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Connor didn't actually go through you know, like the holistic medicine.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: He's fucking alive in Cuba right now, waiting to come back,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: and yeah, reveal that he's been Trump the whole time.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I think that would be. But she doesn't seem like
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: the kind of a you know, cantankerous goon that I am,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: So this seems pretty disturbing. Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: In two thousand and four, her friend Simone Simmons testified
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: that Diana had been compiling.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: That a character on a Disney channel. So, yeah, that's
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: a Simone Simmons. I think that's one of like remember
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Reverend run from DMC. Yeah, I think that's one of
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: his kids' names. Oh really, at least a racist stan
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Lee character from the sixties that was progressive at the time,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: like yeah, the female black panther.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: This friend claimed that Diana had been, like we said earlier,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: compiling a list of people in the UK that would
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: have profited from the sales of land mines, and that
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: she was called and threatened and as a result never
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: released the document.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, she was going after some like some like Wokie league. Yeah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: you know. And also I feel like, you know, because
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: she's like the face of landmine opposition or whatever. So
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: if I got landmine info, I'm like, all right, look,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: let's send it to Diana. She's probably got like a
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: little crew of people that she has organized this stuff
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: to help her, like, you know, do her publicity tours
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: or raise awareness. So I think that's completely reasonable, And
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that's definitely that would be another thing where they'd be like,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: all right, nps, let's make sure that you guys don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: use your subpoena power to investigate this shit. Let's just
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: you know, bury this bitch.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Right the so, so, yeah, this is uh, like you said,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: there's there's so many things here that make this seem shady.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: We'll run through just a few of the things that
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: people say to refute this theory. For one thing, in
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: two thousand and four, there was an official British inquest
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: that it began in two thousand and four ended in
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. As part of the inquest, blood
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: tests of von Ree were rerun, as well as DNA
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: test to prove it was his blood. Well, it was
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: crypt exactly. These tests were videotaped. The results of the
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: new test matched the first. The medical examiner also shared
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: reports of Diana's uterus that she was not in fact pregnant.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Friends and family also testified that Diana was not ready
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: to marry so shortly after being divorced.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean he was going to propose to her.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I mean she might have not been ready for married,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: but you know, Dodie might not have known that, right.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: And you know, the thing about pretty much everything that's
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: in here to refute these is if I already believe
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: the conspiracy. I'm not going to believe your explanation.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't expect anyone to come out and say,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: you know what, you got us we murdered her as
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: excited as the thing.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't like no matter. I mean I almost
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: feel like if I was, like, you know, a member
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: of this inquest. So this is almost something I would
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: do is try to cover this up because I'd be like, well,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: what is going to be more like damaging, you know,
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: like hiding this and having people suspect that something happened
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: or not know, or like having six million people in
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: the seventh largest economy in the world think that they're
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: like Queen had his sons or sons and his wife killed.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: You know, we have to cover that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: That is gonna completely fuck up and that's gonna be
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: a big deal. There will be anarchy in the UK.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: It's a sex pistol song. We'll be right there.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's let's just sign off.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Hey, don't I got the spunk version, so try to
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: school me on the pistol bro.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: So yeah, there, there's you know, people refute this.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: There's with it being the twentieth anniversary, like I said,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: there's a documentary coming out. One of it is mostly
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: built around the tapes that were the source material for
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: her biography, and one of the things in the tapes
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: is apparently Diana stating her belief that a former bodyguard
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: that she was accused of having an affair with, man
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: named Paul Manikey, was bumped off in a stage motorcycle
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: accident orchestrated by the British government.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: At least mix it up if you're doing state sponsored killings, yeah, yeah,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: go with like a ferris wheel, derailment ors, you know,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: through something fun.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing, at least with traffic stuff, at least,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's probably the hardest to even get
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: to the point where people even suspect it's murder, Yeah,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: because it's so hard.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: To pull up.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: But it's probably easier than you think. Yeah, especially when
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: you can, you know, shut off all the cameras and
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: the tunnel and shit.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Like that, right, you know.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's I don't know, this is one that
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I've always kind of believed. I mean, I don't know
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: if all the details are true, but it does sort
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: of feel like something weird happened with her death.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I almost feel like this is one of
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: these things where like the Queen was I don't think
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: she even I don't think she'd like ordered this or
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think she would do that, you know, because
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I think that not because of any more elish I
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: think just people that high up know that they need
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: to quarantine themselves from information, like or like you know,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Nixon to that. I don't want to know what when,
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: you know, but I feel like, you know, somebody let
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: something happen, and then I'm sure some people knew or
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: have realized what was going on, and we're like, this
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: is just gonna be too bad for you know.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because at that point, I mean, you know, she
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: wasn't part of the royal family anymore. So she was expendable.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: She was a free agent.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she was expendable. She was a problem, and
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: damn it, it seems like they killed her.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I also like people call her the people's princess,
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: even though she was a part of like the wealthiest aristocracy,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: you know, like yeah, like the highest that he could
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: marry without incest was right, you know.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was basically a royal family was like this
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: bitch worked at Marshalls, you know, and the founder one
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: day buying trousers. But so so, Yeah, that's the that's
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: the Princess Diana conspiracy.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Watched the documentary at the end of the month. See
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: if see if you're convinced. I'm it's a TLC documentary,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: which that could go either way, so you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Know it's gonna be good. Yeah, exactly, And after that
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: you can be you can see what it's like for
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: midgets to get things off of shelves.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be a whole sidebar about her eating
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: couch cushions on the side.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: My strange addiction not being subjugated by my ex mother
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: in law so deadly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: So should we wrap this up?
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: I think we should. I think I think we got
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: to the bottom of it and then we cracked this thing.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I think we figured it out. Yeah, we've solved it.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Someone killed her.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, British Intelligence don't get in touch with us, please,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: that's no oxymoron?
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Am I right?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Do you have anything to plug before we get out
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: of here?
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: When is this drop?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I think? What other one are we doing? Denver air Ford?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: This will be up in two weeks because I think
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: I'll put Denver up first, so this is closer to
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: the anniversary.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, dying, that's a good move. We got a Mean
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Boys live show at Harville's on Long Beach, California, September
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: nineteenth and eight thirty pm. Gonna be a big stupid show.
• 57:58
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• 58:00
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• 58:02
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• 58:04
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• 58:07
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• 58:11
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• 58:11
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• 58:14
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• 58:17
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• 58:20
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• 58:23
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• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Listens basically like Netflix for your ears.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Guys, get out, It's exactly like that. All right, let's
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. Connor say goodbye.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I was murdered by the British government.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Goodbye, everybody, you love you