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New Dirty Little Secret: I Don’t Trust Anything You"Touched” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secret, The.
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  Speaker 2: Secret on Mix one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it on, It's barely the kid, Candice Lopez producer,
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  Speaker 3: poo your chance to win a thousand dollars coming up next, first,
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  Speaker 3: Dirty Little Secret. If you got one, call us anytime,
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  Speaker 3: even if we're not doing Dirty Little Secret. You'd be like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I got one. I want to give it up my
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  Speaker 3: chest right now?
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  Speaker 2: Now you do? What's up? Well?
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  Speaker 4: My secret is I'm an extreme germaphobe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's Candice Lopez over here too.
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  Speaker 1: You I mean, not that extreme, but I absolutely have
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  Speaker 1: sanitizer twenty four to seven just in case.
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  Speaker 2: I also have a child.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Now, when you say germaphobe, what do you like?
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  Speaker 3: How bad is it?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't just carry kinda tiger in my
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  Speaker 5: purse type germophobe. I'm like, it controls my whole.
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  Speaker 4: Life really everything, like everything, like what I mean, it
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  Speaker 4: affects how I eat, where I go, how I travel,
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  Speaker 4: Like every decision I make from through the filter is
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  Speaker 4: like how dirty is this?
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  Speaker 3: So this is a next level, your next level germophobe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a sea because most people don't know. Are you
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  Speaker 3: embarrassed about it?
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  Speaker 5: Like? Yeah, most people don't know. I mean, I mean
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  Speaker 5: it's a lot, you know, like for example, eating out,
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  Speaker 5: I hate it. I hate the idea of other people
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  Speaker 5: touching my food, preparing it, breathing near it. It just
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  Speaker 5: freaking makes my skin crawl.
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  Speaker 2: But you gotta go out to eat.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that reminds me of the pandemic. That's how
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  Speaker 1: I felt.
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  Speaker 2: But do you still go out and eat or do
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  Speaker 2: you not?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I do, But I mean I think my own silverware.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait you hold up?
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  Speaker 3: What bring your own silverware to the restaurant? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: No way, see you're judging.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not judging. I'm just didn't I didn't hear
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  Speaker 3: I missed it.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that is next level? What do you mean? So
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  Speaker 2: you whip it out of your purse.
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  Speaker 5: Just like, you know, discreetly, Like we'll swap out the floor,
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  Speaker 5: I'll swap out the knife, the spoons. I mean, I
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  Speaker 5: feel clean my silverware. I like, like polish it a
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  Speaker 5: little bit before I use it.
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  Speaker 1: So not like plastic ware ever, Like you don't have
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  Speaker 1: like a to go fork thing or like.
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  Speaker 5: Real silver I don't trust plastic either. I don't trust plastic, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Plastic because you ingest it though, you know, well.
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  Speaker 1: The microplastic it's different than germs, but right, but it's
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  Speaker 1: still okay, that's just.
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  Speaker 5: That's just the mild stuff. I mean, I heard you
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  Speaker 5: guys talking the other day about like how Candice like
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  Speaker 5: makes people take those shoes off on they come in side.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I was like, finally someone with common sense,
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  Speaker 5: somebody gets me.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, look atmophobes unite.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, my son plays all over the floor. He
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  Speaker 1: builds racetracks from the playroom into the living room, around
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  Speaker 1: the entryway, like, all over the floor.
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  Speaker 2: But I grew up. I grew up crawling around a
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  Speaker 2: Walmart floor with no shirt on. We don't even got
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  Speaker 2: the water hole system is wrong. You get sick more
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  Speaker 2: than I do too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get sick.
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  Speaker 5: I don't. Yeah, I mean, shoes are disgusting. Like people
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  Speaker 5: walk through the bathroom parking lots, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Then they walk in their house like no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: not mine.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you put them in the car? What are
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  Speaker 2: you leave me in your car?
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  Speaker 5: Outside? They say? On the porch?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, people's houses on the porch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that oh, so then I get a rattlesnake in
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  Speaker 3: my shoe and bugs in my shoe.
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  Speaker 1: I just have people take them off in the entry
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  Speaker 1: and leave them by the door.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I mean, I know I sound like a freak,
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  Speaker 5: but I can't help it.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're not a freak. This is non judgment zone.
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  Speaker 3: So you do that, So you do. You are extreme.
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  Speaker 3: But if you can help but you can't help it,
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not extreme. Okay, awesome. I think Cannas is the
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  Speaker 5: only spart person on the show right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh probably, that's that's a fact. But she's not bringing
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  Speaker 3: her own silverware to a restaurant. No, she's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 6: You take off and you're walking around barefooted in your house.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool, Candace barefoot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess.
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  Speaker 6: But if I show up with slides, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 6: I just leave the slides.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I would do that. Would you have
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  Speaker 2: socks on? Or no?
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  Speaker 6: No, just saying what if I didn't? Oh gross, what
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  Speaker 6: are you going to do that? I'd have you put
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  Speaker 6: your shoes on to come into my house.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you some socks.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's not really normal to live like this
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  Speaker 5: or like think like this all the time. Is so exhausting.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, I just don't want how to turn
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  Speaker 5: it off.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. Do you do you do
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  Speaker 3: the five second rule when something falls on the ground.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, no, see people do that. That's why
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  Speaker 5: I don't tank people cooking my food or touching my
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  Speaker 5: food or preparing anything. But at dinner party.
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  Speaker 3: Is no So talking on the phone right now? Do
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  Speaker 3: you have the urge to wipe your phone down with alcohol?
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  Speaker 2: Alcohol?
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  Speaker 4: I already have.
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  Speaker 5: I have. I have a wipe in my hand right now.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Oh see, you are extreme. I'm gonna start living
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  Speaker 3: this germophobe life. I think that's the way my new
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  Speaker 3: way of living. I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, it's hard. It's so hard. But come on, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I would be a germaphobe when I
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  Speaker 1: had my son, and I was totally fine until like
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  Speaker 1: after COVID.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you are kind of a German. You're not
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  Speaker 2: to her level. No, but you are a germaphobe a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. Yeah, you know, very cautious about things.
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  Speaker 1: It's like shicken hands, like I don't know where your
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  Speaker 1: hands have been.
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  Speaker 3: When I are the opposite, like I'm just yeah, I'll hug.
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  Speaker 5: People people people like in the restroom, like just come
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  Speaker 5: up the restroom and not wash your hands.
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  Speaker 2: And I wash my hands. Yeah, I'll make sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I sing Happy Birthday while I'm doing it. In
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  Speaker 3: all so make sure I do it right, okay, And
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  Speaker 3: I use a washcloth in the shower. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: scrub down, I'm clean. I don't always wash my legs
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  Speaker 3: most of the time.
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  Speaker 2: I do. Well what he just lets the soap just
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  Speaker 2: run down clean enough.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you, man, I appreciate your secret and thank
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  Speaker 3: you for sharing it with us. And I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 3: ahead and soak myself an alcohol tonight.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, sounds good.