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- 0:03Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a Democrat,
- 0:08Speaker 1: so being Dunky of the day a little bit of
- 0:10Speaker 1: a mickel so like any other day the club bitches.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Now I've been called a lot of my twenty three
- 0:20Speaker 1: years that Donkey of the day is a new wife. Yes,
- 0:23Speaker 1: Donkey of to Day for Thursday in March twenty third
- 0:25Speaker 1: goes to thirty seven year old John Garza and forty
- 0:28Speaker 1: three year old Arlie Nemo of Virginia. Suit everybody in
- 0:31Speaker 1: Virginia and now. These two convicts have been in custody
- 0:35Speaker 1: in Newport News for months, facing a bunch of charges, including,
- 0:39Speaker 1: but not limited to, contempt of court, probation violations, failure
- 0:45Speaker 1: to appear, credit card fraud, forgery, possession of burglary tools,
- 0:50Speaker 1: grand larceny. I mean, they just both career criminals. I
- 0:53Speaker 1: should I say they made they made being criminal their career, Okay,
- 0:57Speaker 1: because life is about choices, and they chose a life
- 0:59Speaker 1: for time. It is what it is, and I must
- 1:01Speaker 1: admit they seem to be pretty good at it. Okay.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Never mind the fact that they're in jail. Okay, everyone
- 1:07Speaker 1: gets caught at some point in time. That's just the
- 1:10Speaker 1: way it is. But what kind of run do you
- 1:12Speaker 1: have when you're out? All right? Garza in nemo in
- 1:15Speaker 1: regards the crime, especially like petty crime, it seems like
- 1:20Speaker 1: they're up there with Jordan and Pipping Baby. I mean,
- 1:22Speaker 1: I'm talking about Lebron, James and d Wade like they
- 1:25Speaker 1: are the splash brothers of criminology. And their latest crime,
- 1:31Speaker 1: their latest crime takes the cake. Oh should I say pancake?
- 1:35Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Uncle Charlotte. I know they've
- 1:37Speaker 1: never been specific about what kind of cake people be taken,
- 1:39Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure it's a cake from a bakery,
- 1:41Speaker 1: not a pancake. Never mind all that. Okay, you want
- 1:44Speaker 1: to know what I'm talking about, Let's go to w
- 1:46Speaker 1: TKR CPS News three for the report police and what
- 1:49Speaker 1: they seem like a movie plot. The Newport News Sheriff's
- 1:51Speaker 1: Office says too and made tunnel this hole in a
- 1:53Speaker 1: cell wall to escape from the Newport News jail anx
- 1:57Speaker 1: Monday evening. The Sheriff's office is Arlie Ne and John
- 2:00Speaker 1: Garza were able to exploit a construction design weakness in
- 2:03Speaker 1: the building and used a toothbrush and metal object to
- 2:06Speaker 1: make the hole. Once outside, they scaled a security wall
- 2:09Speaker 1: and got out. The jail annex is a minimum security facility,
- 2:13Speaker 1: and the two were discovered to be missing during a
- 2:15Speaker 1: routine headcount, but it was a tip from the public
- 2:17Speaker 1: that led police to the eye hoop on Mercury Boulevard
- 2:19Speaker 1: and Hampton Or the two were apparently eating at about
- 2:22Speaker 1: three am this morning. Hampden Police say the two were
- 2:25Speaker 1: taken into custody without incident. Garza had been in custody
- 2:28Speaker 1: since December on several charges, including crobation violations. Nemo had
- 2:32Speaker 1: been in custody since last October on charges including credit
- 2:35Speaker 1: card fraud. Ladies and gentlemen, These men are career criminals.
- 2:42Speaker 1: This is a crime, Okay, But I don't know if
- 2:46Speaker 1: that news report said it or not, because I wasn't
- 2:49Speaker 1: paying all the way that much attention. But these guys
- 2:53Speaker 1: escaped jail with a toothbrush. A toothbrush, and guess what
- 2:59Speaker 1: they went after they out of prison envy I heard,
- 3:03Speaker 1: Oh they said it, Yeah they did. Oh. I blinked out.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Something's wrong my brain lay. But yes, I want to
- 3:09Speaker 1: say that even though these men a career criminals and
- 3:12Speaker 1: this is a crime, you have to admit escaping jail
- 3:15Speaker 1: with a toothfrush just to go get some eye hoop legendary.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Drop on a clues bomb for those legends. I mean,
- 3:21Speaker 1: come on, man, you went from them, You went from
- 3:23Speaker 1: the International House of Prison to the International House of pancakes. Okay,
- 3:27Speaker 1: you gotta let a legend be a legend. Baby, I
- 3:29Speaker 1: can both acknowledge that this is Donkey of the day
- 3:32Speaker 1: worthy and legendary at the same time. These men exploited
- 3:36Speaker 1: a construction design weakness with primitive made tools made from
- 3:39Speaker 1: a toothbrush and a metal object. Put a hole in
- 3:42Speaker 1: the wall, scaled, went through the wall, then scaled over
- 3:45Speaker 1: another security wall just to get some of those world
- 3:48Speaker 1: famous buttermilk pancakes. Man, drop one a clues bomb for them, man,
- 3:52Speaker 1: I hope they had a full stack. Okay, eleven twenty
- 3:55Speaker 1: nine before attack, six hundred and ninety calories. All right,
- 3:57Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. They deserve it all
- 3:59Speaker 1: big steak for those two allright, sixteen thirty nine before
- 4:02Speaker 1: attacks one thousand and forty calories. Give it to them,
- 4:04Speaker 1: all right, center stack pancakes twelve fifty nine before attacks
- 4:08Speaker 1: eight hundred and seventy calories. Give it to them now. Do.
- 4:10Speaker 1: I think it's extremely stupid that they escape jail just
- 4:14Speaker 1: to go to eyehop. Yes, but if you're already facing
- 4:17Speaker 1: a bunch of charges and you're going to prison for
- 4:20Speaker 1: the next decade or the next couple of decades, and
- 4:23Speaker 1: you really don't have no place to go, if you
- 4:25Speaker 1: actually escape, you just want to get up, get out
- 4:27Speaker 1: and get some fresh air. You know what I mean? Yolo? Okay, yolo?
- 4:34Speaker 1: You only live once, all right? In this case, I
- 4:37Speaker 1: hop International House of Pancakes. Please give John Garza an
- 4:41Speaker 1: Arlie Nemo of Newport News, Virginia the sweet sounds of
- 4:44Speaker 1: the Hamletones. Oh no, you are the dogee the day
- 4:53Speaker 1: we do gee, oh the day. Ye I respect it.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Let's let's play a game. You want to play a game?
- 5:07Speaker 1: I do? Okay, well, let's play a game off. Yes?
- 5:11Speaker 1: What all right? We got thirty seven year old John
- 5:17Speaker 1: Garza and forty three old Arlie Arlie Nemo of Newport News, Virginia.
- 5:20Speaker 1: They both escaped prison just to go get to my
- 5:23Speaker 1: hop d J n V. Yess what what I'm gonna say? White?
- 5:32Speaker 1: What makes you think they whit? Honestly? I think black.
- 5:37Speaker 1: We hope you're being honest I think black people would
- 5:39Speaker 1: have went to waffle house. You're crazy, and you're crazy
- 5:43Speaker 1: and you're disrespectful. In the South, don't act but the eyehop.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Don't act like I hoping. Ain't I hoop? Bro, if
- 5:48Speaker 1: you got a choice, you go to waffle house, you
- 5:50Speaker 1: ain't gonna go Actually, actually, why had a choice. I'm
- 5:54Speaker 1: going to eye hop me too. But the South we
- 5:56Speaker 1: go to waffle house. When you're in the South, we
- 5:58Speaker 1: to waffle house. I'm South Carolina born and raised. I'm
- 6:01Speaker 1: going to eye hoop. Okay. I can think of plenty
- 6:03Speaker 1: of knights in Columbia, South Carolina when I went to
- 6:06Speaker 1: eye hoop over everything else. And I know and I
- 6:08Speaker 1: know that I hop on Mercury Boulevard. They usually open
- 6:11Speaker 1: twenty four seven year. I went to School of Hampton, Virginia,
- 6:13Speaker 1: so I know that I hop. But when I'm in
- 6:15Speaker 1: the South, I got eye hoop in New York, I'd
- 6:18Speaker 1: rather go to waffle house and get my chicken waffles.
- 6:20Speaker 1: I know black people they're going to all they white
- 6:22Speaker 1: of black, They're Caucasians. I knew it. Okay. I don't
- 6:30Speaker 1: think eyehopping waffle house is a black or white thing
- 6:33Speaker 1: because I'm I'm telling you plenty of knights in Columbia,
- 6:36Speaker 1: South Carolina. I took my ass to eyehop on as
- 6:38Speaker 1: Symboly Street. Slutor, everybody that's working on working an eyehop
- 6:42Speaker 1: on in Columbia, South Carolina on as Symboly Street ten
- 6:45Speaker 1: thirty one Assembly Street. Baby, my goodness, I actually got
- 6:48Speaker 1: putting handcuffs in there one night. But well, and I
- 6:51Speaker 1: hop on a Symboly street back in the data. I
- 6:54Speaker 1: do want to know what's wrong with the Virginia jails,
- 6:56Speaker 1: the fact that you can get your way out with
- 6:58Speaker 1: a toothbrush like that? Say it was uh, they said
- 7:00Speaker 1: it was a construction design weakness, and they say they
- 7:05Speaker 1: don't want to speak too much on it because of
- 7:07Speaker 1: security security concerns. If you can use you got out
- 7:11Speaker 1: with a toothbrush, I mean, I guess they don't want
- 7:13Speaker 1: to give too much away because then it'll give other
- 7:15Speaker 1: prisoners ideas. But you know, you know, if you if
- 7:17Speaker 1: you can escape with a primitive made tool, you know, uh,
- 7:21Speaker 1: made from a toothbrush in the metal object man, Jesus man,
- 7:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. When you do stuff
- 7:26Speaker 1: like that, you kind of deserve to be free. I
- 7:30Speaker 1: gues should be almost like a game. If you can
- 7:31Speaker 1: get out, you deserve to be out. Jesus Christ. All right,
- 7:36Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed,
- 7:39Speaker 1: now when we come back, let's talk stinky all right now,
- 7:43Speaker 1: a TikToker previously accused little Meat. You know, a little
- 7:46Speaker 1: Meach is in the BN movie or the BN series.
- 7:49Speaker 1: They said he smells like a pound of onions. On
- 7:54Speaker 1: Friday night, he had went to six places and he
- 7:58Speaker 1: smelled like a pound of aims. I just want to
- 8:01Speaker 1: know one possessed him to put on that long sleeved
- 8:04Speaker 1: shirt and to be so musty like that. He was musty.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I mean, the hole has been talking about he'd been
- 8:10Speaker 1: musted for the past week. You hit me, Jesus people,
- 8:14Speaker 1: Why why do we even go around people? Yo? Like?
- 8:17Speaker 1: Why why are humans allowed to even be around each
- 8:20Speaker 1: other like that? Like you meet somebody and that's all
- 8:24Speaker 1: you can think to do is go to your social
- 8:25Speaker 1: media and talk about that person in that way. But
- 8:27Speaker 1: let's let's take it out of a little mate. Shut
- 8:29Speaker 1: And then if Beach did that to her, you know
- 8:31Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Because if Beach did that to her
- 8:33Speaker 1: for something, everybody be mad at meach, but it's okay
- 8:36Speaker 1: for her to do that to him. You might have
- 8:38Speaker 1: had a bad day, but let's talk about it. Eight
- 8:39Speaker 1: hundred five eight five one or five one. Tell us
- 8:42Speaker 1: about somebody that is always musty when they're around, always
- 8:47Speaker 1: that always is different. Okay, GCC, that woman was talking
- 8:50Speaker 1: about a one off take it out of each man.
- 8:53Speaker 1: All right, let's try. All right, so let's talk about
- 8:56Speaker 1: somebody that is musty a majority at the time. Y'all
- 9:00Speaker 1: don't want to play this game with me. That's like
- 9:02Speaker 1: this game. Y'all don't want to play the games we do.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Let's do what we're gonna talk about it. Well, come back,
- 9:06Speaker 1: not want to play this game with me? This morning?
- 9:09Speaker 1: Eight hundred five and five one on five one. I'm
- 9:13Speaker 1: going to pray right now. The Breakfast Club