Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #314 We Don't STRONG T!TT!3$ the Same with Manus and Rock Samson
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- 0:02What Up And welcome back to another episode of the Wake and Bake here on
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- 0:58It is my co host X. What's up? Dog? We gotta pack
- 1:00house today Saturday. We got a game after this, we gotta go to
- 1:04the doctor Green thumb Alex. That doesn't want you there, My dad doesn't
- 1:08want you there. Nobody everybody wants to show up. Show up, dog.
- 1:15I'm like everybody's baby mama. I will show up no matter what.
- 1:18I will show up. Let me tell you dogs. I so you gotta
- 1:21have more of the one baby mama. Doctors. George doesn't know which one's
- 1:23gonna show, but never reservated. I feel like he has one for every
- 1:26occasion. He's like, I have a fucking professional gig. Let me let
- 1:29me have the one that told me to be a poet. And then then
- 1:32he called. Then then he gets invited to a cad of and star.
- 1:34He's like, hold on, let me find let me get let me get
- 1:37the one that throw it down with me. You know he has like five,
- 1:38right, No, he's got three. Okay, well it's just three
- 1:44baby mamas. It's too off. That's a pretty good bay Mama isn't like
- 1:47a girlfriend, so I'm not four, But you gotta get the girlfriend.
- 1:51Pregnant someday. Is he gonna get the girlfriend pregnant some day? Yeah?
- 1:55I mean he's Mexican, this man, he's overdue. Does cocaine effect you
- 1:59overdue? You're overdue getting your pregnant? Not really, you know, thanks
- 2:04to medical science, you know, women can get pregnant all the way up
- 2:07to forty, especially if you have a healthy woman next to your side,
- 2:09which I know I do. She watches me do all the drugs, not
- 2:13her. I think I think they can go way past forty. You know,
- 2:17Joe Joey's a baby mama, what is it? Or his wife she
- 2:21wasn't she like fifty something? Yeah? Thing go like U introduce yea,
- 2:27there's an article. Yeah, we look that article up. While we introduced
- 2:30our resident token white guy here, talented white guy. Now, what is
- 2:35it? The only one and only Rock Sampson who will be doing a close
- 2:38out at the end as well? Y'all shut up. People hit me up
- 2:43like all the time, and they're like they're like, yo, he's like,
- 2:46did hr making guys hire a white guy? Like they're like they make
- 2:50you pick. They're like you need some kind of diversity, diversity higher Yeah,
- 2:53and it's not that any black guys did not apply, but you know,
- 2:57Rock was just first in line for some reason. I'm just early.
- 3:00Yeah, he's mean. He's like, Yo, remember Sorority? Yeah?
- 3:07Yeah, talent last night? That was a hoot. Oh man. I
- 3:12just saw this, this horrible movie with Johnny Knoxville and Arnold and I was
- 3:15like, Arnold, you have stoop solo. I will tell you about it
- 3:20right now. I mean, it wasn't too bad. I enjoyed the fucking
- 3:23guns in there, but the story of it was very like, what's that
- 3:25movie about the zombie? Let me with that redneck Tallahassee. What's his name?
- 3:31Yeah? What he Haroldson? Yeah. So he's like, it had
- 3:35that mix to it and that doesn't mix with Arnold. So well is I'm
- 3:38trying to get me a tough guy. But running the boards is Ray holding
- 3:43it down. He does not have a mic because we are occupied at the
- 3:45moment. But what's going on? Ray follow him in Morning Real podcasts,
- 3:49making sure every yeah, making sure everything is running tiptop Magoo and joined us
- 3:54from the Beautiful Men's Club, which is Rocks but it's a musical group.
- 3:59We got the one and only Manness that's Yeah, man's welcome to the podcast
- 4:03from From From From So, you know, being coming from like a jazz
- 4:08background, you used to the pre show activities, huh sure, Yeah,
- 4:11you're like, you're like, you're like, you guys weren't necessarily banging instruments,
- 4:15but there was some ruggers going on, Oh it sounded like music though.
- 4:17Yeah, you know, it's to some extent. Some people could sample
- 4:23the moments of anger and moment that there. There are artists that have sample
- 4:27that. There's Hyeah in the Inner Realms. He made a whole intro just
- 4:30off of us doing os and the noises that we make. And then there's
- 4:34other people that have made it just off of quotes or dumb things that we
- 4:38say. Absolutely, um you. I think using stuff like that in music
- 4:42makes it even that much more special, like literally connects you to a moment
- 4:45in time. You know, I I enjoy I enjoyed listening to more,
- 4:49even if it's stupid samples like that, Because I just recently went on a
- 4:51rant the other day on the Doctor Green Thumb Show, and I was talking
- 4:55about I'm sticking tired of these coral rays fucking sampling songs we're popping in my
- 5:00eighth grade fucking dance, and I gotta listen to it at thirty three,
- 5:03but not when I want to, you know what I mean, Like I
- 5:05wanna listen to the original one. I'm just like, you're sampling the simple
- 5:09loops. This is probably the rejected beat that did not appeal to the main
- 5:12thing. Because every best believe when you're at that way, you're at that
- 5:15point, they give you like if they have a sample beat, they give
- 5:16you five variations, an all and listening thing, and they're like, all
- 5:18right, these ain't making it, but they're on the same sample loop.
- 5:21I do appreciate that. It's like you can make something and recreate it again.
- 5:25But yo, why everybody got a sample that same Temptation songs, but
- 5:29ain't nobody making a new Temptations type of song. I'm just saying it's because
- 5:31of the nostalgia to catch the audience, you know, like they catch the
- 5:36you know folks who are just like going through it, zipping through their thing.
- 5:41That that's that's an easy spin, you know that. Yeah, it's
- 5:44like almost like a formula out there, And it's exactly that song's a formula
- 5:46for sure. You know, they're like the can matches the same bpm you're
- 5:50talking about about catching the flight that Yeah, yeah, because she's talking about
- 5:54like cool and doing all this stuff, and like people who want to do
- 5:57that can relate to that, so they don't mind like letting that thing streamed
- 6:00by. You know, every time I met the fucking at the gym and
- 6:03that song comes on, all the fucking flappy arm women that are fucking using
- 6:06the treadmills just to fucking walking out. Yeah, Like I'm over here there,
- 6:11Like you see the ship go up. It's like you're gonna go for
- 6:13one point two speed the three point two, you lazy bitch, Like I'm
- 6:15over here, dying bitch, I'm really fat, like like me, yeah,
- 6:19like this is for running. You're telling me you're one of those weirdos
- 6:23that doesn't wear headphones at the gym. You're listening to the music that I
- 6:26just bought them. No, I just bought them. Ok. I didn't
- 6:29have some for a week, but my girlfriend got got me something on the
- 6:30type where if I forget my headphones or they're dead, there's no working out.
- 6:34I'm not. It's because they played drinking my gym though. No,
- 6:38they played some Katie Perry, like shit that you don't work out to them.
- 6:45I admired. But the other day the other day were the other day
- 6:49wrecking Ball came in and I fucking I was running, Bro. I was
- 6:53like I did come through like a wrecking Ball. Yeah, like shit,
- 6:58my wife is the same way. I'm not. I have headphones now and
- 7:00I enjoy them, but like for god six years I didn't use headphones and
- 7:05I just go to the gym and just turn it out, and you get
- 7:08defeated by music, not even the workout, bro, Like like this is
- 7:11like you're not even like you don't given giving a chance to see you have
- 7:15that in your fucking the inner pre workout. Why would you leave? Bro?
- 7:18You drove there, you live near by it though yeah no no it's
- 7:21a quick walk. No, I chose go back and go get them type
- 7:25of ship. I chose a gym that is that is clearly like with with
- 7:29morning traffic twenty three minutes away, but without a sixteen to eighteen so I
- 7:33had halfway through that drive. I'm like looking at it, I'm like,
- 7:38you came too far dogs like like turning there's no I'm looking at the pre
- 7:44workout can like it's halfway done. Either you're getting a Masterbay really hard this
- 7:46morning, or we're gonna just know and you gotta be there at least for
- 7:53twenty three minutes. No way, There's no way your drive was longer than
- 7:56your workout. That's why there's no way your drive was longer than in your
- 8:00work I'm looking food. I'm only there because I follow the fucking foodie workout
- 8:05like where it's like we have a high and Hungry blog and I eat like
- 8:09High and Hungry is a lifestyle, which is the reason to turn into a
- 8:11lifestyle brand. So it's like I don't just have to work out when I'm
- 8:15filming for a season. I work out like all the time because I may
- 8:18be discovering in different places when I'm out with my girlfriend, maybe having a
- 8:20lunch of ray somewhere, and we're like, hey, we're gonna these these
- 8:24calories are R and D right, you know what I mean? So there
- 8:28will be times that's a badass shirt, by the way, Yeah, but
- 8:33yeah, and but yeah, there will be times where I have to do
- 8:37that, so I know the foody code at least for like man versus food
- 8:39and all the fat ass motherfuckers there were perceiving to be fat ass, but
- 8:41where they're real fat is because they were doing nothing but cardio after the whole
- 8:46show. So it's like that's all I go do, like specifically, and
- 8:50and I have you know, I've talked to the trainer there. I'm just
- 8:52like, listen, I know you're offering me these classes, but I just
- 8:54need your cardio machines. So I'm just so I completely I am one of
- 8:58those rare persons that can pleet the hour fucking workout that it says you need
- 9:01in the machine. So I would like and I'm starting to feel it as
- 9:05of lately, Like when I was going up the stairs, my achilles pain
- 9:07was killing me. Bro, I was stretching. Yeah I am now,
- 9:11but oh yeah I ain't not a breath though, Yeah for sure, Like
- 9:18I got some fucking yeah, I got some. My lungs is healthy.
- 9:22Somebody send me these fucking videos. Bro. Ever, since doctor said he
- 9:24died, there's like hell of like videos of old people telling you like how
- 9:26to like glive your life and what's good for you. And I don't doubt
- 9:28it. I'm pretty sure he has some additional research. But there's just one
- 9:31thing where it's like everything they've been telling us about our body is wrong.
- 9:35The heart is not a fucking it's not a pump, it is a valve,
- 9:37and it just breaks down and all this shit that fucks me up because
- 9:41I'm like, how old are these reading rainbow quality type of videos? You
- 9:45know what I mean? Like early eighties where it's like I'm like, you
- 9:46know, they filmed this a long time ago, like, we all gotta
- 9:50be fucked up if this is really true at this point. I mean,
- 9:52that's a great example. You know. Yeah, you take a look at
- 9:56what's been shown to us, and you'd probably be like, damn, the
- 9:58food appear a minute, Yeah was incorrect? Was the best? Usually carbs
- 10:05six seven up the day? Yeah? Six? They put it up opposite
- 10:09six seven a day. And then you know what was cool though? I
- 10:11would always look at the one they had the smallest person and then they had
- 10:13a Sunday at Donut. I was like, want that one left out?
- 10:18Oh shit, sorry dude, ye got an astray here too. You know,
- 10:24this is the we Don't Smoke the Same podcast podcast. Um. Now,
- 10:28the one thing I wanted to ask you, so you are a musician,
- 10:31bro, you linked up with rock and you're in the Beautiful Men's Club.
- 10:33Do you come from a musical background? Bro? Like, I think
- 10:37you what you called what did you call cans? The headphones? Yeah?
- 10:41And I was like right off the way, I was like, that is
- 10:43something like my pops would refer to them as that in the studio and stuff.
- 10:46My dad is a drummers for a band, or he just drums.
- 10:50He's more like a session player. Okay, shout out Steve Losher, that's
- 10:54my dad, Steve Lotus. Yeah, low shirt, low shirt, yeah,
- 10:58Germany. What's considered a session? A session? Yeah? Like,
- 11:01well, when you go to the studio and they specifically have like a song
- 11:05they need you to put the drums on or whatever. You know, he
- 11:07was the guy they'd call for stuff like well, because I listened to um
- 11:11is it FKJ, I listened to their sessions that I consider a session.
- 11:13Is that different than the song? You know what I'm talking about? When
- 11:18in a studio? Yeah, Like like that's probably more of a jam session,
- 11:22like just some cats coming together and like riffing some freestyle he plays,
- 11:26just getting together and doing that. And you know they they'll write tunes in
- 11:31that sense, And you even would go to the studio and just jam with
- 11:35certain players. If it was like, you know, all heavy people come
- 11:37in the room, like Rick Rubin will have random people, not random people,
- 11:41but like random important people. Yeah, the persians come up there and
- 11:43all vibe together to see if they catch a feeling. And you know,
- 11:46Rick Rubin's taste doesn't does any of this is gonna be good? And it
- 11:50usually will be My biggest thing about Rick Rubin, dude. And it's like,
- 11:54with all due respect because that man had does have a resume. It's
- 11:58just I've seen the interview that they had and they him and he was like,
- 12:01I'm just I don't not give music musically. I just know what's gonna
- 12:07be good. And I'm like, is that even a real fucking thing?
- 12:09I will defend that. I will defend that, Like, is that a
- 12:13real fucking thing? Can somebody walk into a fucking studio and say that's the
- 12:18next Bruno Mars? Yeah, that's he's a guy who can do that.
- 12:20Yeah, he's a guy whose taste usually picks those people out here. Like
- 12:24Rick Rubin has like helped produce like ac DC Easy, Like who's the last
- 12:31person he produced besides Little Dickie. I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
- 12:35Yeah, a little Dickie works with him and shout out to a little
- 12:37Dickie. I like Dave's new show. I didn't like the last season so
- 12:39much Peanut Butter and that guy's asshole. I had to turn the TV off.
- 12:43I was like, what the fuck is going on? No this,
- 12:46I don't know. The white guy humor of dicks involved a lot. It
- 12:48doesn't. It doesn't work for me. Like Exavior listens to a lot of
- 12:52white guy podcast and I'm pretty sure like they they joke a lot about dicks,
- 12:56don't they. Yes, she likes like Burt Krishn know they I do
- 13:01listen, like you know, I don't know. I do listen like he's
- 13:03right. I do listen to a lot of like white podcast comedian like White
- 13:07Milk, and they do fucking like broke right, Like callin Bryan Callen,
- 13:11he sees an afternoon they wants to go and touch Apple's bison and talk about
- 13:13how big he is and he's straight, he's been accusing some crazy shit.
- 13:18He's got accusations. You're not like, so it's that thing and you just
- 13:22had a baby. But these white guys, they like that ship like front
- 13:24ship where they they'll show you the asshole for no reason. Adams Adam Adam
- 13:26twenty showing me his asshole. I would never show you my white guys.
- 13:30I Rocked might do it. I wouldn't even if Rock wasn't. I don't
- 13:33think Rock would do it. I think maybe in a differentist Rocket Strong like
- 13:35that. Nah nah, Like me and man, we don't show each other,
- 13:39get it bizarre. Gus me that that that frat boy white thing where
- 13:43Bazarre, Yeah, he gives me that that where he did it before me.
- 13:46We're too old now to do it. But in that eighteen nineteen I
- 13:50do feel like bad streak. Yeah, like the gouch I can do that.
- 13:52I mean he's done a speedo. Like we invite him to the one
- 13:54soccer game and then he's like, hold on, guys, I'll be back
- 13:56and we're like fun dude, like like you know what I mean, Like
- 14:01he's like, don't on my album and he runs a club. Look point
- 14:03proven, point proven. I don't think me and he's on one ever wear
- 14:07a speedo. You don't have to pay us like money and we have th
- 14:09money on the table, you I know, I gotta be a Joey diaz
- 14:13Low when he did like karate fucking Joey, Like, I mean, I'm
- 14:16not if I'm like cut up, real nice, if I look real good,
- 14:20Like, yeah, I might wear a speedo. I could be buff.
- 14:22I could be art if I was. If I was if I was
- 14:24buff, I would wear it. You we speed Like if no, I'm
- 14:28saying like not for my Girlfriend'm saying like no, if it's for content or
- 14:31a show or something like that, and like they're paying me and they're like,
- 14:33hey, bro, you you you got a light bowl and you lost
- 14:35a buy eighty pounds. You know you got the good. Yeah, I
- 14:39like cut I would fucking be out there be like I would never do this
- 14:41before. This is one once in a lifetime to see this twelve pack.
- 14:46Yeah, I'll say, I'll say, like bizare Yeah, he does do
- 14:50the speedo at the end of most of our acts for hard as Fun,
- 14:54which is that's his movement. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like it it
- 15:00works, man. It's one of those things. Like the first time he
- 15:01was like I think I'm gonna do this, I was really reluctant. I
- 15:03was like, I, uh, you know what You're paying me to do
- 15:05a show with you? Fine, fuck it. And I thought it was
- 15:09a little speedo or a romber. The speedo part. I've been wearing a
- 15:13Snodie when I perform a spider Man wensie. All right, So first of
- 15:16all, all right, so you're a part of his group. Can you
- 15:20got cann We got both? At least we need like a whole Beautiful Men's
- 15:24Club episode when we get a bit bigger table. Yeah yeah, like like
- 15:28but what I'm saying is, can you guys explain the whole concept of another
- 15:31concept? But like, what what's the music like? Because you're like,
- 15:33yo, you're perform in a This sounds like a Cheech and Chong rock band
- 15:37show. Remember when he went up there with a tutu. Oh my god.
- 15:39Yeah. So typically with the Beautiful Men's Clubs performances because like when when
- 15:43Manness does his own thing, like we all perform individually as well. So
- 15:48how do you perform? You do beats it? Like if I yeah,
- 15:52yeah, Like like I do the Comedy Store every month pretty much. It's
- 15:54like what I do here, um, just a little bit longer um and
- 15:58like may be some more organized stuff. But because I'm doing beats and stuff.
- 16:03There's not a whole lot of opportunity for me to like do a whole
- 16:06lot of showman ship. But like Mannis performs in his Spider Man onezie and
- 16:11then typically if Pizzar's performing by himself, raps too, right Yeah, yeah,
- 16:17yeah, So both of you guys, do you play any instruments?
- 16:19Like your dad was like, don't. I can like kind of play the
- 16:22drum, but I can like kind of play the drums. Okay, yeah,
- 16:26but not anything crazy. But I was gonna say, yeah, I
- 16:32say, but with the outfits and in the Beautiful Men's Club, we do
- 16:34themed outfits and we incorporate that with our like whoever's coming to see the show,
- 16:41like we definitely did like dragon ball Z or like anime themes that one
- 16:45time. That was a lot of fun. All right, high train,
- 16:47let's slapping up the Yeah, so let's all you guys in here. Let's
- 16:52get that share too as well. And also thank you to everybody who was
- 16:55watching on Patreon. If you're trying to get that YouTube field, there is
- 16:57a link on Patreon that is a private think for YouTube. You can watch
- 17:00live and the show will be available on there. Thank you to all the
- 17:03new Patreons your shirts started to go out. I have looked through the messages
- 17:07you have to DM me on Patreon. That's how I fucking know what tier
- 17:11you are. I don't know who you are on Instagram, right yeah,
- 17:14like yeah, so I'm on the Patreon app most of the time, so
- 17:18well, I will be posting them behind the scenes Patreon shit at the Green
- 17:21Thumb store early later and if anybody wants to watch old episodes, they will
- 17:25be on YouTube. By the way, if you ever want to go and
- 17:26watch an old last episode, they will be two month old, but they're
- 17:30there. I just put two up there, the oldest one month. They're
- 17:36they're a month old. You're getting the month old. But if you ever
- 17:37want to just go back and be like, what did actually say on that
- 17:40day? Because Twitsch doesn't keep them around. So if you're trying to like
- 17:41watch actually we're now partners so we can yeah yeah, so it's not even
- 17:48that long. So if you're trying to watch an old episode of like maybe
- 17:49I dropped a yeah, maybe I dropped the N bomb. He's don't maybe
- 17:52dropped that bomb? Trying to chatch the old one, I go back there,
- 17:56I would you know, I probably dropped the F bomb. I'm just
- 17:57trying to get them to go watch old episodes where we might want to do
- 18:00you want to hear me say faggy? Yeah, like go on the other
- 18:10episodes and if you want to hear a day we were what is it you
- 18:14said it? You said? I was I was like, well, you're
- 18:17not even I thought the eer I said it before checking all the boxes.
- 18:22My mom's Jamaicans, So Jamaicans, I don't I don't think. I don't
- 18:27really think I heard a lot of Jamaicans say that word, Like, I
- 18:30don't think that's what is that a comment? Is that like like amongst like
- 18:33the young motherfuckers, I mean everybody, like if I would like, I
- 18:37just don't see I haven't heard it in that and that that that uh you
- 18:41know like the Jamaican accents. Yeah, yeah, just be like, yo,
- 18:45what's going on on the islands? You know it's it's in there.
- 18:48Probably now Lingo too, for sure, because they got like the trap music
- 18:52and the drill going on the right now. Man, you know, this
- 18:53is a tough conversation for me to participate in. Yeah, you know that
- 18:59crazy I say it in my music sometimes, but there's been other times where
- 19:03I'm like, I don't really want to say it anymore like that, you
- 19:06know, yeah, you know, I like look man like if you if
- 19:07it's if you're a customer, got like little Macy accidentally saying it and shit,
- 19:11that's not cool. I do agree, like I do, And like
- 19:15there's sometimes where I was like, you know, being born and raised in
- 19:18South Central, it's like, bro, it's like I've heard that word all
- 19:21my life. Bro, So like course I was allowed to, like say,
- 19:23growing up playing with the neighborhood kids, that's what we would call each
- 19:26other, bro, Like you know what I mean? Yeah, I was
- 19:29like, Bro, there was like eight black kids we're playing in the straight
- 19:30bro. Like it's only like two Hispanic kids that we had to go home
- 19:33early. So we're like, this is just what we call each other.
- 19:36But that I get. There's some cultural experiences where like you kind of there
- 19:40there's something like there there's some there's some people in the slide, but I
- 19:42don't know, man, like if you if you if you lately know or
- 19:45maybe you got to know how to fill out the situation. Bro, Like
- 19:47honestly, I'm not gonna like, you know, It would shock me if
- 19:49somebody like Colton, who was like Minnesota white over here, just comes in
- 19:52and saying it. But he would never you know what I mean, he's
- 19:55there working. But if somebody who's like growing up. It's like like if
- 19:56a Puerto Rican guy says that, I don't really find it a sure.
- 20:00I mean, I'm not black, but I'm just saying I wouldn't necessarily find
- 20:03it. Was The N word was just like the F bomb. The F
- 20:07word was we were kids. It was never offensive. I mean there's time
- 20:11it was offensive. No when I when I call there was two different contexts,
- 20:15but it wasn't just as recognized as what you're trying to get out.
- 20:18It's it's heavy like when because I'm from like, excuse me, I'm from
- 20:22I'm from rural Vermont, right, so like my mom is not my mom's
- 20:26black and she doesn't like, you know, she talks like that and shit,
- 20:30but you know, playfully with us. But it's like, um,
- 20:33when you see the people from your area who don't understand, they don't know
- 20:40at all. They're just a bunch of white people and they like call your
- 20:42mom, you know a hard a harty Ard type shit in front of you
- 20:47that like changes that you know. Instead, it's not like it's not like
- 20:51growing up in the hood where everybody is just referring to each other like that.
- 20:55It's like you more so feel like targeted by the people outside of the
- 21:00community because you're like you stick out, you know. It was it was
- 21:03like being half white and half black up there. It was like, you
- 21:06don't use that like I would say, you don't use it like you you
- 21:07wouldn't use that word in a negative context. When you use it in a
- 21:11negative context or word or in any kind of vein, that's when I feel
- 21:15it's it's it has the right to trigger somebody. But like if I if
- 21:18I'm like, hey man, I'm going to the Bronx and I'm like,
- 21:22you know, he's like, what's up, He's like, my support the
- 21:25Reacon, I'm like yeah, Like so it's it's it's aught about what how
- 21:27you say shit? Bro, I'm Solvodoria. Yeah, like my bad.
- 21:33I always say right, but but you you're Latin. In in La you
- 21:37heard a lot of Mexicans say the N word with the A right, yeah,
- 21:40And it's all funny game, but they're when they're trying to dis someone
- 21:42that Mexican will drop the R and that's when he's trying to be disrespectful,
- 21:47see what I mean. I've been there, but that's but that's that mean
- 21:48you know that Mainly I'm like, oh you didn't see but that but that
- 21:52But that main reason, though, is the is the reason. But that
- 21:56main reason, the fact that it becomes an option to some people when they're
- 21:59having motions of mom, is the reason. People just rather just not fuck
- 22:02with that word, you know what I mean? Like that's like I do
- 22:04understand where you're like, I try to stay away with it. It's like
- 22:07I try to call everybody food. I also don't like when people question,
- 22:11like question my identity too, so like I've been in the studio before freestyle
- 22:15and and said it Motherfucker's like wait a second, I'm like, well my
- 22:18mom, and it's like, why the fuck do I even have to explain
- 22:21myself? You know? Yeah, fucking bullshit, ye I do. I
- 22:26do agree with that. It's like I honestly like I knew when you came
- 22:29in. I was like, oh, he got that very white black beard.
- 22:32Like I was like, I just I don't like, you know,
- 22:33I was like I'm not very gorgeous. Yeah, that's very white, but
- 22:38is it beard? Like he had like one of the most curliest beards.
- 22:41But it was like intact though. Bro, that's some curly ass hair.
- 22:45Bro, I'll have a beard one day. It's gotta you gotta bicket Berry
- 22:48White was from Hawthorne. Yeah, you gotta get that machine. You gotta
- 22:52get that machine from You gotta get that machine with all the holes in there,
- 22:55that close one and just keep going over and over again, even if
- 22:59it's like going back, just burnie stomach, just keep ripping it all.
- 23:03That's how you got yours. Yeah. Like so I remember, look my
- 23:06dad and he just said to eat A lot of had helped too. I
- 23:10mean, I don't know that's why. Well, your dad just wanted to
- 23:14make sure. He's like, I just want to make sure I could take
- 23:15him to the whouse, like he was preparing you for the horehouse. Bro.
- 23:19Like he told me anything. Brool. I remember that rolling work.
- 23:25I remember be real before he would leave to tour and he would be shaving.
- 23:27Bro. That's how I learned. But I was just saying, like
- 23:30I do remember when I would see my dad like um fucking like with the
- 23:34machine, the woman with the when it's like the little circles, oh yeah,
- 23:38and it's it would just be a coo shipping out. And I remember
- 23:41one time I was like, you don't even have no more hair, Like
- 23:44why are you just keep going over it and over it? And he that's
- 23:47how you make it grow. And then I was like, for real,
- 23:49dude. And I remember the next day, I was like eight though,
- 23:52you know, I just putting the machine. I fail, I have nothing,
- 23:53no beach. But yeah, I was like I was. I wasn't
- 23:57very you know, I'm like, bless your dad. It's impressionable, you
- 24:00know what I mean, Like you look up to the montherfucker. See.
- 24:02I'd be the weirdo that would take that and just start rubbing it on my
- 24:04forehead to see if I could get like a UNI brow. That is very
- 24:10like awkward white guy activities. Dude. Curiosity, man, I'm just curious
- 24:15working. You can't get rid of that. It's there. Yeah, you
- 24:18gotta go see, uh what it was curious And I gave myself a Uni.
- 24:22You gotta go see miss you gotta go see Miss Kim that owns that
- 24:25shot. I go to wax stuff now. Yeah, it's Kim and that's
- 24:30that's what she goes by them because nobody els how to pronounce her being a
- 24:33name. Oh that's sad. It's like, honey, you call me miss
- 24:36Kim. You get him threatened. I don't like that hurts too much.
- 24:40I'd prefer getting waxed. Oh really yeah? But then but then I'm like,
- 24:42yo, is maybe the hair part starting to reach my eyebrows because they
- 24:45don't really grow as much, right sh mosel. I was like, yeah,
- 24:48I can have perfect eyemas forever. Are you waxing your head? No?
- 24:52I was like, what are you getting waxed? The because because all
- 24:56right, so like I have what is it? Um? There is?
- 24:57I do have Middle Eastern in my emily, so it's like and it's mainly
- 25:02comes from my dad's side. And it's just like because it's like all the
- 25:04like even the females on like you know, like the older females and then
- 25:07not the younger ones. But like I was like, yo, man,
- 25:10you gotta get this ship done. All the time, I was like,
- 25:11what's up with the fucking Persian has eyebrows? And then when I got that
- 25:14twenty three and me, I was like a ship. Yeah they were.
- 25:18It was it so like I I would have I would have been doing that
- 25:21since I was like because I used to be in the party crews before.
- 25:22Bro, when I was like sixteen and seventeen, like I was hanging out
- 25:26with like a party crew and then it's like you know they're they're just like
- 25:27yeah, man, you gotta look good. All gotta look good. So
- 25:30I remember, like it's like, you gotta get rid of this ship,
- 25:33and I was like, what the fuck? I never knew now why you
- 25:33put me up on game. I remember it was one of my homies that
- 25:36told me that ship, and I was like, for real. He's like
- 25:37yeah, bro, all the bitches were like this shit. And then I
- 25:40was like for real at the party and then you know you're you're young,
- 25:42You're like for real, we go get some pussy, Like yeah, bro,
- 25:47like do I gotta do? So? I just gotta take this off.
- 25:49And I was like, yeah, you know why you were. I
- 25:51look better without it. I do look better without it. So you you
- 25:56you could grow you the brow if I wanted to. Yeah, I could
- 25:59be to me and RuSHA you should do it just once, nah, just
- 26:03grow it out for like two weeks. No, why would you want to
- 26:06grow out just to see what it looks like? I just want to deal
- 26:08with like, you know what I have wanted to do, but I know
- 26:11it's gonna be offensive. I always wanted if we did, like if we
- 26:14like when we come in here and we have nitty one day, but we
- 26:15all have a dot, like but we all get a customized dot. I
- 26:23know this my sound kind of stupid. I shouldn't know the answer that what
- 26:26the fuck does the dot? You know what? I'm just saying? The
- 26:30dot looks cool sometimes, bro, Like it's like I can see what how
- 26:33come nobody got out of little bosie Ver he was technically trying to do that?
- 26:36What have you really thought it looked cool? I don't look cool.
- 26:37I'm just saying, have you seen some of the balling ones, Like some
- 26:40of the Indians, they owned like three businesses. They got a fucking hello
- 26:44a rock right here? Bro? It's like that purpose of it though what
- 26:48I never really looked into it, to be honest. It's religious, yeah,
- 26:51but why nah, bro? Like foods with a coop? You will
- 26:55kill you if you mentioned that on the wrong way, Like Dollard Mendy is
- 26:59not gonna hell you, bro, He's gonna be like, Nope, let
- 27:02me tell you why we were this, Like Indian people who are very nice,
- 27:06bro. Yeah, Indian foods are very fucking nice. Bro. Like,
- 27:10I'm like man from coming from a country where like it's I'm not gonna
- 27:14lie it's bad, bro, Like it's fucking bad. I'm like you,
- 27:17foods are very fucking nice. You know. I'm not why though, why
- 27:19I typed in it is like a third eye. I typed in, you're
- 27:22kind of on point. I typed in google the reason for third dot on
- 27:26forehead? See you google that like a white guy. Hindu tradition holes that
- 27:33all people have a third inner eye. The two physical eyes are used for
- 27:37seeing the external world, while the third eye focused in word towards God.
- 27:42As such, the third dot simnifies purity, as well as serving as a
- 27:48constant reminder to keep God at the center of one's dots. Damn, I
- 27:52read that like professional, Yeah, you didn't start it that one time home
- 27:55and it's up. That was good reading. The next doctor SEUs Yeah,
- 28:00but you know he's like, we brought you a hard book this time.
- 28:07May Weather right now, Like I feel like that was an accomplishment. I
- 28:11guess it got to do with it. And I third right here, Yeah,
- 28:14I don't do they trip? Do they trip at that religion? Like
- 28:17because I'm like, I'm just I'm just saying, like do they trip like
- 28:22like take drugs? Like take drugs like because that whole thing of like how
- 28:26they paint their gods with the fucking eight arms like go rolling ship like that
- 28:29ship is fucking yeah like that like Shava and chris Na and all the ships
- 28:33like like I like, yeah, like Shovel, yeah yeah, but I'm
- 28:40surprised when when they have never had drawn Shovel like that, they changed his
- 28:42name and they put him an elephant body. Yeah yeah, see that.
- 28:45I think that's a bad act. Like they're pretty trippy looking gods though they
- 28:49do look cool. Like if somebody told me Jesus was an elephant with eight
- 28:52arms, I'd be like, I might want to follow this Jesus guy.
- 28:57Can't we ride him? Like that? Entire religion is actually super dope and
- 29:03and has a lot of I'll say, lore uh horny as who's huh?
- 29:08I think every religion is man because like, honestly, it's like I grew
- 29:12up as a big fan of like Greek mythology, and there's just like like
- 29:17Zeus the main god. There are so many instances where this dude is just
- 29:21out fucking animals, people doing anything. That's the Greeks though. Bro.
- 29:26Yeah, I might talk to all the gods that everybody believes on, but
- 29:29they're kind of weak, don't have superpowers. Jesus did kind of superpowers.
- 29:33I'm talking like I'm talking flying. Look, there's Superman. I want to,
- 29:37I want I want to. There's no there's no there's no doubt in
- 29:38my heart, there's no let me tell you that. Look Okay, so
- 29:44I think it got I think it got toned down. Bro, There's no
- 29:45doubt in my mind that while Jesus was sitting right here, he could have
- 29:49had that cyclops fucking beam and be like and just start sucking everybody up,
- 29:55just start fucking beaming everybody like, and then he just he rolls up because
- 29:59he did flow. He did fly up on the fucking cloud. How do
- 30:02you know it wasn't just hit him like manning up and just started shooting bullets
- 30:04out of those holes like fuck you, I don't need I don't think if
- 30:10I was the son of God, bro, like and I have those powers,
- 30:14I would be like, all right, I'm gonna make sure these foods
- 30:15know why I died, Like you know, it'd be like like gently the
- 30:18one type that would be that that fucking street Fighters Triple Shore. You get
- 30:22fucking moved around everybody, bro, the Romans the Bible to turn the other
- 30:29cheek yep, Jesus like go Homelanders straight, like like I would like if
- 30:34I was the son of God, dude, somebody was crucifying, I'll be
- 30:37like, I'll wait till his motherfucker's got me. And I'd be like I
- 30:38pretend to be dying real quick and then I opened one. Yea, I
- 30:41open open I real quick, yeah, and just start fighting the kill them.
- 30:48Yeah, like when everybody's blood, I write Jesus Christ and the name
- 30:53of God and did take off of us for you pups. That's how you
- 30:57said a fucking message. You said, Jesus flew. He floated up like
- 31:03you see him. He just floats up. Technology was old food. It
- 31:07looks like when you get abducted from alien that was old cloud technology. It
- 31:10wasn't trying to show off show off. Yeah, that was the cloud version
- 31:14one, bro. I bet you right now. You just get teleported.
- 31:15It's like poof Man transmission. Jesus comes in here right now and shows us
- 31:19a superpower, starts kicking your ass. Now I'm looking for the anime of
- 31:26Jesus was super like super said power. Jesus does seem like a super Jesus
- 31:30if that could be a comic book super Jesus, Like he uses his powers
- 31:33to fix the world because he's like, I let it get too far.
- 31:37I started I just started writing the comics in my head. Yeah, like
- 31:41wait, this is brilliant. Like Jesus comes back and he's like, I've
- 31:45let this get too far. My Dad's never gonna forgive me for letting the
- 31:48world. I gotta start helping out. And then he stops crimes and just
- 31:51everybody's like Jesus Christ, he's on the Yeah, he's got a devil and
- 31:59an angel on one side, and instead of listening to the angel on this
- 32:01time and go up to heaven and listen to that, when he killed him
- 32:05back, yeah, I for a nie for an eye. Yeah he says
- 32:08that he didn't your dad say I for an eye? Yeah. Yeah,
- 32:14then he's just yeah, he's like fucked him up. Dude. And we
- 32:15also get the sailor moon transformation sequence on the crucifix, like he rides a
- 32:22crucifig up, he spins around the clothes over him. What is he doing?
- 32:29Hey, what did he do to Judas? What is he doing to
- 32:30Judas? He shows up and he kills him like that dude who was a
- 32:34pedophile, and Rambo takes his heart out like yeah, like he's like he
- 32:40puts the gold coins in his heart because he's told him for gold coins.
- 32:44All right, guys, So here's it is here where we're all coming up
- 32:46with the idea. So we all gonna cut of this. It's gonna be
- 32:49called Jesus Christ American Hero. You're right, super a lot of Christians are
- 32:55buying that. You know, you know what know you know you know who
- 32:59would aye more? The fucking Japs, bro. They love violence. All
- 33:02their fucking movies are all about just guts. Ship's great. I know,
- 33:07I enjoyed every bit of it, but I'm like, hey, man,
- 33:10they would. I went to the comic book store too. I was like,
- 33:14hey, we don't get these in America. But you see the intestines
- 33:15being pulled out, like it looks like a accunibal corpse. Fucking uh bro.
- 33:20Yeah, there's some savage, some savagery and manga shit. Yeah zerk
- 33:24oh, yeah, that's a good one. What what about what about him
- 33:29coming back on Easter? Like he comes back from my egg like you know,
- 33:31like like he can come out of the egg. Yeah, like what
- 33:37dude, you all crouched in the egg just shattered and then like the cops
- 33:45all like he's like it says, it's a gift from Heaven. I got
- 33:50a great idea. Jesus comes back like Jason on Easter his revenge, Oh
- 33:58my god, man, and he comes back piss. It's a lot scarier
- 34:02if it's Jesus, Like like if he's like like if he can have that,
- 34:07you know how, like that terminator food could just come out of everything,
- 34:09like if there's there's somebody, there's that there's that pastor who's been stealing
- 34:13from the church. And then out of that picture that Jesus Christ comes out,
- 34:15you know how he's like this and then all of a sudden he starts
- 34:17coming out of the picture, kills him real ranks his name. He's like
- 34:22robbing in my name, like white light everywhere he moves. It's just like
- 34:29this. So we've got our Jesus Christ action com bullet. We've also got
- 34:34we could call the movies just the Rapture, and you can do a series
- 34:37where it's just like, obviously he has to get beat, so the full
- 34:40rapture doesn't happen, it stops fitting christis that's going he just kills a bunch
- 34:46of cocaine dealers. Hey, dude, if this ever comes to life,
- 34:52though, you're just mad, like mad, foods are gonna get so mad.
- 34:57But then they're gonna look at the comic and be like, well,
- 34:59technically or not, this is something he should be doing. That would be
- 35:02my thing. It's like if I got if I got a bunch of hate
- 35:05mail from like a bunch of die hard Christians, I'd be like, look,
- 35:07man, I'm making Jesus the cool guy in this shit. Are you
- 35:10kidding me? He's fighting against every sin you guys, four child extores,
- 35:15he cracked all those dudes. Next, yeah, he killed the pope.
- 35:19What do you want the pope? Yeah? Like that's how it would end,
- 35:22just him with the fucking just a hard court death, and then you
- 35:27you end the fucking season by fucking saying um like He's like, we gotta
- 35:30fucking reveal the truth. We're going to expose the Vatican. Yeah, and
- 35:35then he breaks in under the fucking way they keep all that secret stuff.
- 35:37We get Keanu Reeves to play Jesus again. I think he played Jesus before,
- 35:42right, Yeah, he's played play Jesus before. I think so.
- 35:45Yeah. It was so whacked though. It was whack. It was such
- 35:50a horrible movie. Got to think about that. As an actor the Eagle,
- 35:52you gotta have to play Jesus, like whoever played Jesus in the in
- 35:57the Passion Passion of the Christ, that is, dude, Jared Leto,
- 36:01that's pretty balls, like you can pull You could pull off a Jesus.
- 36:05No, no, you're not pretty if you let if you let your hair
- 36:08go out a little bit. Oh yeah, I'm saying, but maybe a
- 36:12Jesus. Yo. He was just hungry. He fucking had ribs, dude,
- 36:16because he was like fucking hungry. I wasn't him to do sit ups,
- 36:19bro, he was fucking starving, dude. Yo. Every time I
- 36:22saw him on I was like, Yo, that's part of the reason why
- 36:25I think my guy. He was like crossfite, you know, like fit
- 36:31he runs doing burpies. Yeah, buries for sure. Like Sam Tripley says
- 36:38he was fit because he used a cross cross cross that triple joke. He
- 36:49lost a few pounds after he got David gets a call right now, He's
- 36:52like, I just heard he used my joke. Man. Yeah, it's
- 36:55already on a special. And it's already on the special. The only reason
- 36:58I've already said it, I'm not can say nothing I have. You guys
- 37:00can't go here. But but he was fit though, y'all don't think he
- 37:05was fit. He was walking, He walked a lot. He was starved.
- 37:07Hey, look it was he was. Yeah, he was starting,
- 37:09bro, the last couple of days. He was probably fit though he was
- 37:14He walked everywhere. Everybody was fished. Everybody I wasn't rich was fish.
- 37:17Yeah, he ain't a lot of fish. You weren't fit, you were
- 37:20dead? Yeah, you're either dead, fit or wealthy. Right, Yeah,
- 37:24there wasn't that many fat foods. Yeah. Like it was like it's
- 37:29like, hey, bro, we caught fish. You're eating the head too,
- 37:30bro, you know what I mean? Like that's a real portion,
- 37:34bro. Whatever too, there's one left whenever whenever foods be eating the head
- 37:39of the fish. I'd be like, man, he grew up in the
- 37:43struggle because I remember like growing up, I was like my mom wouldn't even
- 37:45eat the head, bro and like, you know, with a tortilla and
- 37:47shit, don't waste it. I'm just like like, I was like,
- 37:51Hey, how come didn't eat the head? On TV? I was like,
- 37:52Oh, because we're ore middle class, Like yeah, like you know,
- 37:57we're like we're in the struggle right now. No, Look, you're
- 37:59wrong. In Western some places called a delicacy, well, you know,
- 38:05Salvador is called we need to eat the whole fucking fish dog because we Yeah,
- 38:09but like what's that? Have you tried caviar as fish eggs? I've
- 38:15been there. If I got invited, if we got invited to a restaurant
- 38:20to do High and Hungry. By the way, anybody, if you have
- 38:21a connections with High Hunger restaurants, we're filming the last four or five episodes,
- 38:24please hit us up. We're taking applications for everybody out there who wants
- 38:28to feature their place. But if I got to get invited to a place,
- 38:30we're like, oh, this is a restaurant and we're down and they
- 38:34have caviar. I would. I would only eat it in a certain way
- 38:37because I've seen it done. Or like they put like cream cheese and they
- 38:39put it on a piece of toast and it's fucking it's like an old dirve.
- 38:43That's someone place where I was like, all right, I see all
- 38:45the fucking little little bitches that actually date celebrities post this shit up. It's
- 38:50gotta be good, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta like
- 38:52fuck following like the the you know the date, all the being under celebrities.
- 38:57You gotta follow the ones the day A plus ones because their stories be
- 39:00lit. The ones that like, yeah, like their story. If you
- 39:02wouldn't want to just try caviarc just like that to know what the fuck it
- 39:07is putting in on a toll with some cream cheese at the end of the
- 39:10day, you don't know what you're tasting. I wanted I know when you're
- 39:14coming. I've never had no I'm just saying the way it was prepared.
- 39:16I haven't had it, so I can't tell you about the flavor. No,
- 39:19But you wouldn't just have a spoon of caviar. No, I feel
- 39:21that I would feel that would be like the wrong kind of boba for me,
- 39:23like I never had I've had that with ray. It was delicious.
- 39:30Yeah, snails are tight. It was good with all that butter though,
- 39:31it was like it was kind of like lobster in a sense. It was
- 39:34like yeah, but like snailed by itself would probably suck. Yes, snail,
- 39:40you were in the wilderness of the tight. Yeah. Christ Like,
- 39:45I've had crickets, and I'm pretty sure raw crickets would be gross. But
- 39:49these are like they they let them ship. They let them they hang out
- 39:52and they let the ship the cells and they kind of like shake them off
- 39:54and they put salt pepper and then you eat them kind of like well you're
- 39:58drinking beer, kind of like I don't know why they ship party being coluded,
- 40:00because they do clean them. I think they clean them or something.
- 40:02No, yeah, they do. They let them live for a while and
- 40:05they keep them in captivity and then they pick out the big ones and they
- 40:08cook them or whatever and then whatever, and then they saw taim and like
- 40:12taheen and ship. Never had that. I've had them like little popcorn chips
- 40:16for sure. Yeah. It kind of it tastes great cut you on the
- 40:20outside, but then it just tastes a little earthy in the middle. Yeaheah,
- 40:22you're just like, yeah, this tastes like I eat about. You
- 40:24ever ate a worm as a kid, dude, hold on, hold on,
- 40:30hold on. I ain't a worm. I never I never guarded like
- 40:34a little earthworm. Yeah, put in your mouth. I don't you ate
- 40:39one? Nah? All right? Oh that you ate one? Yeah,
- 40:42I was a weird kid. I'm just seeing kids do it. You also
- 40:45at glue, hud a feeling you put glue in your mouth. I tasted
- 40:49it, but I was like, you like straight eat paste. But I
- 40:51tasted it because because when I saw somebody that it was like, eat got
- 40:55in trouble for eating. I was like, is this shit even good?
- 40:59I was like, yeah, and the worst thing you want to find out
- 41:02is that it is good. Now you gotta eat paste. That's what I
- 41:07will. That's my lad. Like it's delicious, let's say solicious. Now
- 41:09you're fucking gobbling fucking glue every day in class. It's awful that happens to
- 41:15some kids. Yeah, that's what I mean. What if you're that like
- 41:17you got that weird button taste bud where like you do want to eat clue,
- 41:22like people that drink like gasoling, people that drink gasoline. There's this
- 41:25people do not drink gasoline. There's there's that episode on like real life.
- 41:30There's like you know, real World or whatever. There was this girl that
- 41:31you would drink a little bit of gasoling the day. Damn, that's weird.
- 41:37It was its true life, True life, rubber true life. Remember
- 41:39there's another little people being rocks and ship too, rocks eating rocks a little
- 41:45big You're not getting a big rock eating a little rocks. And they've got
- 41:49like video over just putting a rocket, chewing it, shooting it. She's
- 41:53breaking it down. Your teething is stronger than no rock. Ude teeth are
- 42:00just chipping away. It's awful. Yeah, people that eat class I used
- 42:05to see that shit. And Don't Finance Cisco and premit Bacto. They would
- 42:07have those like shows and they'd be like oh yeah, I'll say you know,
- 42:10and they'd be like alone and then he's like just you know, he's
- 42:15he's like in some like Indian ones, did you say let me try know
- 42:17that? Because because I used to see that. They used to show you
- 42:20the footage and the like and just crutch it I was like, his gums
- 42:24are bleeding. Oh my goodness. Yeah, that would be some crazy shit.
- 42:31Like what about that girl that ate like styrofoam, not styrophone, but
- 42:35like she like would pick her couch and show eat a little bit every day.
- 42:37Crazy people that eat their hair, pull their hair and eat it.
- 42:42That's true. That's what happened to me. I used to eat my hair.
- 42:50What's funny is I could see you on that show what the price is?
- 42:52Right Like? I can see you as a little kid making like,
- 42:55oh, like a card for them to pick you. Did you ever like
- 42:59send that shit? I would know the only sent right here. I would
- 43:02just know. But you know the one thing that I would fill out Those
- 43:05cars in the mall all you did, yeah, like the you know where
- 43:08you're like, we're gonna win a card. It was all just a marketing
- 43:12scheme. Nobody ever won that car, nobody. I wish there was a
- 43:15way to go back and check if we could interview somebody who won that car
- 43:17from the mall. You fucking let me know. I want they better put
- 43:21up in it too. This was parked in the mall, guys, can
- 43:25you believe that? And if if they ended up giving it to someone.
- 43:29It was somebody in the family. It was like I heard it was the
- 43:30McDonald's scam. So let's get to the bottom of it. I'm pretty sure
- 43:35everybody here has had their fair share of McDonald's. Was the McDonald's monopoly shit
- 43:38a scam, absolutely proven. It's been proven, Doug. There's a whole
- 43:43HBO documentary on it. HBO. Oh wow. Yeah, uh, it's
- 43:47called McDonald's monopoly. Is a scale called Ronald's not giving No, Yeah,
- 43:55it's a whole It was a whole scam. Nobody wanted the thing, yea
- 43:59knowing it or got boardwalk in park place and one I'm getting o. I'm
- 44:04buying all these fries called McDonald's, but three times a day it's called mcmillions
- 44:07I think millions. That's kind of crazy. So is that why they don't
- 44:13do it no more? Yeah, dude, it's a scam. No one
- 44:15wanted anything, and if they did, they would give it. But you
- 44:17know what, the rise of the internet, people started like there was some
- 44:21That's that's why they stopped it, because people would be like, well,
- 44:22I got these on this counts of California, I'll split the ship with you,
- 44:27and they would give like other people in the region that like only those
- 44:30and then with the rise of social media, people were connecting it and they
- 44:32were bankrupting McDonald's. There's bankrupt, not bankrupt, but they were just like,
- 44:37hey, bro, we've had to payout like hella, fucking payouts because
- 44:40we have to abide by our advertisement. So there's just is that's what happened.
- 44:45Yeah, there were people that have one, but it only happened with
- 44:47the rise of social media. I do remember that. There's see how rock
- 44:51walk the way, that's how you're supposed to do it. I'm drunk.
- 44:53I don't got that much fucking agility or whatever you call that. He has
- 44:58whiskey in there about whatever. Like, give me a second. Have you
- 45:00guys seen on Netflix the show called Where's My Jet? Uh? No,
- 45:07but I've heard of that. So PEPSI used to have this, like the
- 45:09truth about JJ the jet plane. No, this is so PEPSI used to
- 45:14have this. Their new promotion thing was gather up Pepsi tokens, right,
- 45:19and if I remember those, I used to those. So if you got
- 45:22two hundred PEPs of tokens, you get a T shirt, you got two
- 45:23three hundred PEPs of tokens, you get a so but at the end of
- 45:28this commercial that they played, they said, if you got fifteen million uh
- 45:34tokens, you'd get a jet airplane, like a Navy jetplane. And there
- 45:38was no like back then, there was no such thing as like this is
- 45:40false advertise, you know how they had to do. There was no fine
- 45:43print. This fucking kid got the fifteen million. It was worth way more.
- 45:49Basically, I guess like a jet a plane is worth like thirty million
- 45:52dollars. It's like that. It's unbelievable how much these fucking airplanes a military
- 45:57aircraft. So he looked at he made the math. He's like, well,
- 45:59I five buy this many pepsicans. I get this. I'm making a
- 46:01profit at the end of day. So he was a smart math. He
- 46:05got billionaires in on it. And I haven't seen the last episode, so
- 46:09I don't know if he gets the jet or not. I sound like a
- 46:12Netflix fucking promoter and ship. But they were false advertisement, and that ship
- 46:15would have go down where they didn't pay out their ship. Yeah, because
- 46:19if you mean technically and the lawyers got involved, it was a big deal
- 46:22because like now, like if it was this whole article. You literally saw
- 46:25this kid land he lands in the jenne. He's like, if you get
- 46:28fifteen million things, you can get a jet. Damn. And they thought
- 46:30they never know, they didn't think anybody would do it. It was their
- 46:34logic. And then you gotta look into it. It's crazy that that foul
- 46:38false advertisement between before false advertisement was a thing. Oh shit, yeah,
- 46:44there's a thing. It's a thing. You can't false advertisement anymore because people
- 46:46used to fucking do it. When did that happen? That was like it
- 46:50was in the nineties, like early nineties, and this kid got the fifteen
- 46:53million fucking and send him in and paid the paid the shipping in gambling them
- 47:00bringing up his fucking jet insane. Yeah, and then just it was wild.
- 47:04You gotta watch this whole doctor that's like, um, I think the
- 47:06Simpsons did a whole thing about it, Like they joked about what like with
- 47:08the with the episode with Bart it's called Where's My Elephant? Yep, oh
- 47:14they and and then like Bart's called Bart called and he said. They were
- 47:19like, oh, do you want to win the thousand dollars or it was
- 47:22some kind of money, or do you want your own elephant? And like,
- 47:24nobody's gonna pick the elephant. It's a lot of money's gonna give away.
- 47:28So he was like, I want the elephant, and they like,
- 47:30you have to buy it. Yeah. The thing was what the lawyer was
- 47:34saying, It is like you told his kid that for fifteen it's irrelevant if
- 47:37it was a joke or not. This kid got the fifteen million, fucking
- 47:40tokens, you gotta give it to him. And they were trying to buy
- 47:43him off. But we'll give you a million. Yeah, They're like,
- 47:45no, no, no, the planes were thirty million. I'm not taking
- 47:47one third of the cost. Yeah, and then the lawyers not involved it
- 47:51was and the lads like, if we lose this, you're gonna lose the
- 47:53one million, and they're offering you and this kid was like, I want
- 47:55my motherfucking jet. I want the jet to watch. Yeah, I wanted
- 47:59the jet. Want I want it was the same thing, right, Yeah.
- 48:02I think they did a little playoff of that. That's amazing. But
- 48:05yeah, the documentaries in intense, Yeah, that is Ah that that's a
- 48:08whole that's a whole other thing. But you know that there was one that
- 48:12was I remember collecting these you remember Doritos. You had to cut the shit
- 48:15at the end. The Doritos Dorito points. That was fucking crazy for I
- 48:22remember, like me and my friends were hustling off that ship dog. I
- 48:25remember I would collect so many of them. My mom thought it was just
- 48:28a phase, and I was like, no, I want this stuff in
- 48:30the magazine. And like me and my friends got a lot of that shit.
- 48:32I wish I still had something. You know, what's heavy about that
- 48:36stuff is uh vintage is up, like vintage promotional shit like that. Yeah.
- 48:43I purposely buy especially stuff from the nineties, like you know that.
- 48:46I know, I know that. I'm like this was this is now our
- 48:50broke gears. I fucking buy all that shit. And and I did come
- 48:52across uh the Dorito's cool points, fucking jacket and all this shit. But
- 48:58I was just like, dude, I was like, this guy already wanted
- 49:00what it was worth already. I was like, I'm not gonna get raised
- 49:02he was. It wasn't the hundreds, yeah, And I was like,
- 49:06hey, bro, I was like, I'll give you fifty bucks. And
- 49:07I know you you probably just kept this from this kid. I remember anything
- 49:14when I was a kid, let me break down the Swatmi game right now,
- 49:17bro, because I go there, they go there religiously because I do
- 49:21go on Sundays. So what is it? The Swatmie game has changed,
- 49:24Bro, with the rise of of how easy it is to become a reseller.
- 49:29Everybody thinks they want or everybody wants to try to do the resell thing.
- 49:34But the first bucks, no, just like just well no, it's
- 49:38not just twelve bucks, bro, some of the like, there's a lot
- 49:40of gems, but you have to know your shit. Sometimes the gems I
- 49:45sleep on I may not recognize because that's not my game of selling. Course
- 49:49I don't sell that shit, but I gotta be one of the few to
- 49:52leave that around for the next person that does. I'm not just gonna buy
- 49:54it just to be like, I know it's worth something. I'm figured out
- 49:57later. But the game has turned into something where everybody it's like I'm gonna
- 50:00buy it all fuck everybody else, when the reality is like, hey,
- 50:02bro, buy what you're gonna use. Because number one, I imagine that
- 50:07the storage for a lot of this ship is a bitch, because it's a
- 50:09lot of fucking shit that you fucking that you juggle. But people people that
- 50:15that are resellers. I've now started to have boothstairs with stuff that they can't
- 50:19move. But the first thing, and this is advice that the art of
- 50:22resell gave to me. Shout out to him. He has blown up.
- 50:23He is doing vs very he's doing very successful. So he is killing it,
- 50:28very proud of the you know rossa out there in Vegas. He told
- 50:32he told everybody. He told me to remember when I told him I was
- 50:36going to get into it. He's like, just take a look at your
- 50:37closet or your garage. Just literally go and your fucking garage or closet or
- 50:43storage unit and your your best bed is Google image search if you don't know
- 50:46what the fuck you're looking at, or go to your parents' house or whatever
- 50:50the fuck it is and and check the shit and you will find some fucking
- 50:53money. And believe me, you don't have to have a you don't even
- 50:57have to have a fucking lightbox to post on eBay. You just gotta have
- 51:00a fucking phone and you post the shit up, you download the app,
- 51:02you put your social in there. Because yeah, and it's so fucking easy
- 51:07to make money out there. But a lot of people don't want to take
- 51:08that time and look through their old ship. But that old shit you're sleeping
- 51:12on, it's worth some money. Everybody's like, why are you always buying
- 51:15all this dumb shit and Disneyland and all that shit? Was like, Bro,
- 51:16I fucking know what ship is. You know what I mean? Like,
- 51:20I know what ship has to marinate and what does it? What I
- 51:22know I have to read. It's been around for a hundred years now,
- 51:24you know. Yeah, And some people gotta have everything nicky and there's some
- 51:29rare mickey stuff. I don't resell shit, but I do follow art Rest
- 51:31and I think his most gains are at the yard sales. I don't think
- 51:36at the gross I don't know they are. I go to yard sales too,
- 51:38bro, But but the yard, the yard look food, yard sales
- 51:42is like you want to know, you want to know who? You want
- 51:44to know who dominates the yard sales and regards to buying it the piece house,
- 51:46Bro, it's always there in regards to all the clothes, you gotta
- 51:50watch out for at least how here in the West Coast, you gotta watch
- 51:52out for them sen Yota's because them say Yodas will buy everything they will buy
- 51:57everything or just like start rummaging to it, and it's like Asian singings and
- 52:00fucking like Latinos are just rummag you to it because they know why to recognize
- 52:04you're saying. They'll pick it out and they're there, usually before the fucking
- 52:07the white dude with a camera or whoever's gonna show it, be like,
- 52:10Yo, this is Todd resale vintage Marble or make t shirts. That shit.
- 52:15I've seen seventy bucks bro to begin with. I've seen shirts sell for
- 52:21like five thousand dollars. Yeah, I've seen that too all over and someone
- 52:24body, Yeah, I've seen it happens, probably a celebrity. Good tea.
- 52:28Yeah, tell me what you'll think about this. I used tea that's
- 52:30been washing as I've had for five brand. I've had this to a few
- 52:34times. I've sold this shirt for like two hundred bucks before. What is
- 52:37it? It's Spider Man. It's a two thousand and two that's heavy cotton
- 52:40too. Yeah, it's a it's a um graffiti is this brand? It's
- 52:44a that's amazing Spider Man art two from the comic book series. I have
- 52:47that comic book Jay Scott. I can literally send that a plus products Tommy
- 52:53and get that print on a brand. It's not gonna be worth that though.
- 52:55Why not because he's gonna be printing on a Guilden and he's yeah,
- 53:00yeah, like yeah, I still I still rather rocket on a brand new
- 53:04team. You couldn't right on. But that shit's been through fucking presidents,
- 53:07Bro, that Guilden's gonna be like through fucking two weeks. Someone use that
- 53:12and someone if I use that as a nut rag and then wash tap,
- 53:15can you ba two hundred bucks for that? I wouldn't be nutting on Spider
- 53:16Man like it's just like, let him explain it. Bro, don't be
- 53:22nuting spider shirts. Man, something's wrong with you if you're If you're nutting,
- 53:27onna go on a good Spider Man T shirt like that's that's not nunhing
- 53:30on it. But when the girl says, y'all, can I guess something?
- 53:32Can you get a towel shirt? Yeah, it's called a towel eggs
- 53:36year the fucking in the bathroom your bathrooms right next to your man, Bro.
- 53:39People will pay more if they can tell it wasn't nutted on. This
- 53:45shirt was dead stock. It was still in the bag. You can find
- 53:47some of this stuff for like that's still like never been worn. You know
- 53:51that's different right now. You can't fucking like the person in the chat room
- 53:55said he can't use a fleshlight that he's on bottom in Japan. I was
- 54:00like, but he'll fucking nut on a vintage T shirt question mark. Yes,
- 54:04some bantas on a T shirt. It's a nut rag. That means
- 54:07I've busted on a girl and she's like, hey, you to clean this
- 54:09off? Yeah, you go get a towel like a normal person. I
- 54:14a T shirt I was wearing that day. I'm like, here, you're
- 54:15so lazy, bro. That is no, I just got laid. I
- 54:19don't give a fuck about that T shirt. I'm like, what that ship?
- 54:22Yeah, but I feel like Xavier has a collection of T shirt Who's
- 54:25like, what done with this? I'm like, but the bathroom is right
- 54:29there, like literally like right there. Clothes out too. I give away
- 54:34a lot of shirt Like I give away so much of my shirts. I
- 54:36think this year and including last year, I give away like sixty percent of
- 54:39my T shirt ordrobe. Just if you bought a T shirt, I threw
- 54:42in some random T shirt. If you're two X. I always bless you,
- 54:45like I'll give you T shirts that I'm like, I wore this for
- 54:47a company once. It's washing everything, you know. But I'm like,
- 54:50I always just passed on the level because there's no way that I can just
- 54:53wear all the keep all those T shirts like who am I down? Bearris?
- 54:57I didn't sneakers. I give away sneakers every once in a while.
- 55:00Yeah, hey, dude, one the one. Let me tell you.
- 55:02Let me tell you a story about the one time where I wanted to be
- 55:06nice and give away sneakers. Bro. What happened? Bro? And and
- 55:09and ever since then, I don't never fucking look for a bomb to give
- 55:13them sneakers no more because this this experience, bro, trip me the fuck
- 55:16out. I was like, why did it go down this way? Bro?
- 55:20So here I am. I'm like, I'm gonna just put these old
- 55:22sneakers in my car, and the case I ever see somebody in need,
- 55:24it's gonna pull over and be like, hey, bro, like you know,
- 55:27no offense, but like you know, if you could feed the fifties,
- 55:30these are yours, bro, I no longer have used for them.
- 55:32I just you shouldn't be walking the streets out there, just trying to pass
- 55:36on the fucking you know, you know, the good the good vibe.
- 55:37Brot. Yeah, Like, I mean, hey man, my shoes were
- 55:43clean. Bro, I'll be preserving my shit. So I'm like, i
- 55:45gotta shout out to Chris Clean Kicks. I'll be cleaning the shit out of
- 55:49my shoe. I mean he does, but I pay him for it.
- 55:51But he has a service. But so I'm walking around and I'm like,
- 55:54all right, I give away the first pair. And this one guy who
- 55:58was like sitting out there and I'm a tent with this with this dog,
- 56:00and he was like somewhere on Arlington and I was like, hey, bro.
- 56:02I was like, I think you look like they fit you. And
- 56:05he was very grateful. Second one, right, I'm looking around. I'm
- 56:08like, I got a pump gass. Let me pull into the seven eleven
- 56:12in Korea Town. No Korea Town, it's on Olympic. It's like made
- 56:15midtown, right. So I pulled into this fucking seven eleven and I and
- 56:19I'm like, I didn't see a bum or anything like that. So I
- 56:21go into the simile eleven by me some fucking candy and fucking pump gass and
- 56:24I'm just like, you know, and I see this one fucking uh this
- 56:29like he's like rugged. Its tall, older black dude come out right,
- 56:31and then he's like he's like like like he's walking. I'm just like,
- 56:35I'm let me check him out, se if you need some shoes, you
- 56:37know. And I look at him and then like he has no shoes,
- 56:40right, he has no shoes and he's like walking in the fucking street,
- 56:44and I'm like, perfect, thank you for giving me this fucking opportunity.
- 56:46Right. He comes up and I'm like and I'm like I'm pretty sure.
- 56:50I'm like all right, he's probably gonna ask me for some money and I'm
- 56:52gonna hit him with this shit. And then he's like, you got a
- 56:54lighter, right, he's pulling on. I'm just like, yeah, I
- 56:59do, so I fucking I'm looking for it. And then he's like thank
- 57:01you man. I was like, hey man, I also got some shoes
- 57:05there, you know. I was like they're pretty much like new. I
- 57:07was like you want him and he was like no, I'm cool, and
- 57:09I was just like what the fuck. And I was like, you serious,
- 57:12man, you don't have no shoes on. And by the time I
- 57:15get the lighter, four fucking cop cars are behind them, and they're just
- 57:20like I'm gonna need you to step back and fucking start walking backwards with your
- 57:23hands up, and I'm just like I'm like bent over, like fucking looking
- 57:28for and I'm just like I dropped everything and I'm just like and then he's
- 57:31like keep walking and I wasn't walking home. I was like, this must
- 57:34not be with me. So I turned around and this one had just done
- 57:37a home invasion. Yeah yeah, and they reported him and he was like
- 57:44leaving the scene and then fucking four cop cars had him, and then and
- 57:47they had they were watching the whole interaction of me with him because he thought
- 57:52I was in on it. Oh no, yes, like they watched and
- 57:54they waited to, like, you know, because they were hearing Bro.
- 57:57They could hear everything that I was saying. They had this shit on watch
- 58:00Bro. And then and then I was just like, oh shit, I'm
- 58:02like and I was like told the officers like my trouble too. He's like,
- 58:06no, we saw what you were trying to do, like you know.
- 58:07And then and then just like he was wanting for a home invasion,
- 58:10he's like up street Korean Household reported, and I was just like, but
- 58:15fuck bro, like and never since then, I don't be giving out shoes
- 58:19no more. I just I just like, if I see that, if
- 58:22I see some money, that reallybody need him that. I was like,
- 58:24I could kind of feel the vibe, but like, I rather just donate
- 58:27him, bro, like to like somebody, like you know, I'm like,
- 58:29hey, man, there was an earthquake and out Salvo or Sandy shoes
- 58:31out there, bro or something like that. Bro. I just don't.
- 58:35I don't. I don't know, but that's that that story. It treat
- 58:37me out, bro, because I was out there just trying to do the
- 58:38right thing, bro, like, just passing off the ship and like and
- 58:42dude, fucking like I'm talking about they had guns drawn, bro. So
- 58:45I'm just like, man, and when I was when it was all said
- 58:46and done, I kind of got shook because I'm like, imagine he would
- 58:49have done something stupid and they would have started blasting. No, I wouldn't
- 58:52got shot at the part. Yeah, just trying to give them shoes,
- 58:57trying to help. Yeah, that's heavy. Yeah, bro. I was
- 59:00just like, God, damn, you never you don't do nice things like
- 59:04that, exha Sam Tripley doesn't Sam True does crazy nice things. He does
- 59:08that He'll he always has a pair of shoes in his in his trunk and
- 59:12he always tells me, you got to if you have shoes, you don't
- 59:14need, give them to me. And you'll see someone with no shoes,
- 59:16just give it to him. And then I've also seen him like he talks
- 59:20about abundance. You know why, it's because Sam's been down before. Dogs
- 59:22I've seen this. We'll give a homeless person one hundred bucks and not give
- 59:25a fuck about what they're gonna do with I didn't even have a hundred bucks
- 59:29before, and I gave him homeless person one hundred bucks. I've done show
- 59:31like that were you've given him more money and then you know it's crazy.
- 59:35Though. I came back gave a dude I was driving to work and I
- 59:38had a one hundred dollars cash and it was like all I had in this
- 59:42dude. I don't know why I really gave it to him, but I
- 59:44was like, this guy needs this, so I gave him one hundred dollars
- 59:46and then I had I had entered a raffle that day for like a crazy
- 59:52marble shirt, and I ended up winning that raffle and then the shirt I
- 59:58got I traded for two other Marvel shirts that I then sold for eight hundred
- 1:00:02dollars a piece. So wait, these marvels. Can you imagine if you
- 1:00:07have just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's not worthless. Can you
- 1:00:09imagine if you hadn't given them the money and then you had nine hundred dollars
- 1:00:15that day? That hundred dollars, that hundred dollars thing though, like,
- 1:00:21see, but that's I feel like that brought me that the car. Yeah,
- 1:00:24bro, you have to pass it on, bro in a sense like
- 1:00:27it's and I also it was like this guy needs this more than I do
- 1:00:30right now, I could use it, you know sometimes I do that,
- 1:00:35no wondering where the Marvel t shirts are found? Yeah, at the fucking
- 1:00:37swam meat at five am, when I go, yeah, yeah, but
- 1:00:40I thought that that's not where it's at no more. No, there are
- 1:00:44people like those ladies that I'm telling you, they don't make that much on
- 1:00:46it. They just buy up other clothes. I don't even know what it's
- 1:00:49worth. And you got to look through herd pile. She's the plug now,
- 1:00:52she just knows that there's money. She just knows that there's money at
- 1:00:54these yards cells. So she's like because she knows she's gonna sell the SpongeBob
- 1:01:00t shirt for a certain price, that Spider Man one for another one,
- 1:01:02and she knows that these wetos are gonna come by and they're gonna buy all
- 1:01:06of them because they know what they're worth. That she don't care. She's
- 1:01:08gonna make her a hundred dollar quota. That's that's the fucking game, bro.
- 1:01:15Like, at five o'clock, I don't know why, but there was
- 1:01:22a bunch of white bunch of white boat shirts and ship like a dude right
- 1:01:29there by Woolshir heading to Macartho Park. Okay, so I've seen that too,
- 1:01:35But all right, so you know where you start heading towards Macartho Park,
- 1:01:37but on the east side of it, and and there's this you know
- 1:01:40that worry. If I see her on the weekends, and if it's Sunday,
- 1:01:44right after the Swami and a spear posting up, I will stop by
- 1:01:46because she shows up with trash bags, a fucking just inventory, and I'm
- 1:01:51like, and she'll be like, she'd be like, oh that is I'm
- 1:01:54like, what the fuck this iron Man teacher? I remember seeing it at
- 1:01:58Tillies, you know what I mean, Like or You're just and it has
- 1:02:00the marble tag and I'm just like or bugle Boy jeans. That that's how
- 1:02:05old I am. That's how I feel proud saying that. I'm like se
- 1:02:07minus now no, but what is it? Yeah, bugle boy and fucking
- 1:02:13uh Anchor Blue and Chillies Anchor bluf shit is fucking crazy, Hey, Anchor
- 1:02:17Blue. Anchor Blue jeans will fucking sell for now crazy money, but they'll
- 1:02:21sell for for like they're there and they're hard to come across. Bro Anchor
- 1:02:23Blue was a staple, but dog, that's the reason some of us have
- 1:02:27fresh gear and back to school days because Anchor Blue would be like the two
- 1:02:30for two purty t shirt detail they're clearance. Wag rack was always fired.
- 1:02:37It was garbage. It was garbage. I might not take an Anchor Blue
- 1:02:43that was garbage. Yeah. See, you're not an Anchor Blue type of
- 1:02:45person that likes there. Both. Some of us have hobbies and like you
- 1:02:49know, they're fans of shows like all you ever watched was Grown Man Play
- 1:02:52Talker, Just like what's just like what else to mean was garbage? Fucking
- 1:02:54what's the scariest scary story? I don't like to go into top topic.
- 1:03:00That's where there were some of those some marble shirts that are worth money.
- 1:03:04Now we're in the spot that's all that ship and I was like, don't
- 1:03:07go on there. So you missed out, bro, That's where you met
- 1:03:09girls that were already doing stuff. Like girls in there. They're like like
- 1:03:15like like was in there and everything, like they're just like the girls there
- 1:03:20were the girls they worked. There were the type of girls that'd be like,
- 1:03:22you ever got your dick stuck like this? You know what? I
- 1:03:25yeah, yeah, bro, Like her tongue split in half and shit like
- 1:03:32that's because she had a boyfriend that she used to take her because she's a
- 1:03:37fucking freak and she likes Pantera, but she fucking you know, come on,
- 1:03:43yeah, bro, that thing is hilarious. I was gonna say on
- 1:03:47the collecting tips, sorry, I just thought of this. So much bullshit
- 1:03:53has happened in the past few years. Do y'all collect like historical like historic
- 1:03:58memorabilia, like national tragedies. I always have like the first newspapers. Yeah,
- 1:04:02I was gonna say, like, I saved my my national geographics and
- 1:04:06ship. Well, I saved the check and hello nine eleven merch the damn
- 1:04:13merch like but like memorabilia. It was a crazy time in America. Both
- 1:04:17Yeah, I saved my um my stimulus check, the first one we got,
- 1:04:24and the paperwork that it came with, I was like, I don't
- 1:04:27know, threw it away every time I every time I say y'all live in
- 1:04:30a y'all don't have mansions in space for fucking saving. It's a piece of
- 1:04:34paper, you stupid asshole. It's just a lot of shit. Dog like
- 1:04:38he's gonna say his funcles on days on days, I don't. I collect
- 1:04:42comics. I'm actually sold ouse. I got rid of him because they do
- 1:04:45take up a lot of space, So I got rid of I have a
- 1:04:47collection that I'm gonna bring. It's maybe like six but just like mostly Tony
- 1:04:50soprano ones. I hope the one that I got you got yeah, Oh
- 1:04:53yeah, no it's there. No, the one that you got me is
- 1:04:57there. It's in that pile. Yeah, collect shit. The only thing
- 1:05:00I collected like wristbands that I go raves too. That's even work and that's
- 1:05:04the only thing I count and all I look at like three hundred thousand.
- 1:05:09Yeah, blew a lot of money at there. But yeah, every time
- 1:05:12I'm not been collected, like every time these luck are collected sneakers. But
- 1:05:16even then I have that stimulus thing too, like what is it? When
- 1:05:20I got it? And everybody every time I see it, it's like,
- 1:05:24don't forget I'm the only one who send you money. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:05:29he did say that, and I'm just like, no, I'm like,
- 1:05:31thanks pop Trump crazy. He's earning his street credit right now. Dog Yeah,
- 1:05:40yeah, like you don't own your street KUTTI you got a monk shot?
- 1:05:44That ship is? That is a mug shot at dog thirty eight counties
- 1:05:46that shot. Did the penguin have a muckshot? Bro, No, he
- 1:05:49didn't. He just went to jail. Wait, hold on, Trump doesn't
- 1:05:53have a muck shot? No, no, no, no, it was
- 1:05:54part of the deal. No mugshot. I looked into it because I thought
- 1:05:57I thought it'd be smiling in a muck shot. I thought he'd be smiling
- 1:06:00like I'm getting out. No, you don't think you don't think it already
- 1:06:03be t shirts. It is question about him, not getting the monk shot.
- 1:06:10I just heard it deal. It's part of deal. Like, I
- 1:06:13don't know where I read it, but I not. I'm into bass.
- 1:06:15Okay, where did you hear it? Sam Trippy said breaking I'm partly breaking
- 1:06:19news. I'm breaking points. I feel like I feel like sometimes there's some
- 1:06:25facts that you reiterate. We heard it for the same person, I know,
- 1:06:29but no, I know. But I was like, I'm like,
- 1:06:30I'll be listening to the podcast because I'm like, all right, I finished
- 1:06:32listening to all the all of Rossa ones and then I'm like, all right,
- 1:06:35the Sam Trippley one was up next, and I'm just listening to it.
- 1:06:39I'll be listening to have too. And I was like, David thinks
- 1:06:41I don't listen to his podcast. Sometimes reiterated ship that has been say it
- 1:06:44down there? Huh Like yeah, coming like facts though, but I mean
- 1:06:46they're facts. But I'm just like, you, son of a bitch,
- 1:06:48I just heard this. If you listen all much, s you probably hearing
- 1:06:53me repeat all my stories. You listened to this podcast long enough, I've
- 1:06:56repeated a lot of my stories. Yeah, no, I don't know.
- 1:06:59You have enough les that are like it's just you have that prostitute picking up
- 1:07:01uncle. You have that uncle who like, yes, like you have some
- 1:07:06functional family, bro, I don't can't. I hope you don't do anything
- 1:07:11like Dascy like that behind closed doors. I mean, if you do,
- 1:07:14I just hope it. Bro. My dad's got My dad's girlfriend is the
- 1:07:17same as age, as old as daughter. Like what do you it's what
- 1:07:20you don't do about it? I just don't. I just don't care.
- 1:07:24How did your sister feel about it? They all don't like it. I
- 1:07:26just thought him, you can't go any lord. You can't go on your
- 1:07:30old lord. Then your oldest daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend is my
- 1:07:34my my sisters. She's thirty four. So my my dad's girlfriends thirty four?
- 1:07:41How old is your dad? Uh? You know, I forgot to
- 1:07:45tell you I put hash in your last joint. He's happy, so that's
- 1:07:49cool. Yeah, I forgot. I was like, was that a hashold?
- 1:07:53Yeah? I think it was. Hey, let's we're gonna fly away.
- 1:08:00I have a mug shot. Can someone please find it for me?
- 1:08:01Please? Got a m you gotta pay five ninety nine. I'm gonna pay.
- 1:08:06Dude. Hey, dude, have you ever like, have you ever
- 1:08:10looked at like like maybe googled your faults. See if your father has a
- 1:08:13mug shot, like I always want I shot. Damn, I'm gonna google
- 1:08:17that. It has never been arresting. He's not that, you know,
- 1:08:20like like no, but I mean as far as I know, no,
- 1:08:24But now I kind of want to research it. Be I wonder I want
- 1:08:28to date. It's like I want to know why though, man, it's
- 1:08:30like, oh you want to find out? Yeah, because it's like it's
- 1:08:32like that way I could always bust that line you think you're better than me.
- 1:08:35What about nineteen eighty nine picking up that hooker? Huh, Like look
- 1:08:41at my record, bitch, I'm clean? Yeah, like bro like that
- 1:08:45Nah my dad was never arrested. Yeah, imagine raised Like fuck do you
- 1:08:51wise? Yeah? Like ye, no, that's not I hope that.
- 1:08:57But I'm just saying like that would be raised, like I never knew about
- 1:09:00it. Like back in the day, they weren't even a big deal,
- 1:09:06right, Like I remember when they don't you waste it like only it's like
- 1:09:10the only way you could drinking and driving will work is if like you let
- 1:09:13foods just like like they have to have a shirt and like merit badge.
- 1:09:16It's like you passed the drunk driving test at the DMVOL. Well, it's
- 1:09:20like, you know, one one drink. Usually I hate to say it
- 1:09:25in like promoted in any way, but like one drink. I'm I'm six
- 1:09:29to one hundred and seventy pounds, Like, one drink is not gonna fucking
- 1:09:33like not even close. Not even five dude, he's tall, man,
- 1:09:39Not even five are gonna make me like I've always I do agree, bro,
- 1:09:43because I don't start getting a buzz, like whenever I go out of
- 1:09:45drinking, bro, like I've got. It's gotten to the point where,
- 1:09:46like the more and more I like drinking, I have to take my alcohol.
- 1:09:49And if I'm gonna drink cocktails, because the cocktails are just gonna be
- 1:09:51the chasers now, yeah yeah yeah, Like like ill pregame. Pregaming has
- 1:09:57never been so vital to me that now more than ever. Like if I'm
- 1:10:00gonna go to LAFC game, you know how much I gotta spend to fucking
- 1:10:01really get drunk. If I'm gonna get drunk, I want to get drunk.
- 1:10:04No, it's not gonna happen. So what I do We sneaking,
- 1:10:08but were sneaking a bottle of fucking alcohol. You still snuck in alcohol,
- 1:10:12Disney, and how much did you waste? But that was because they would
- 1:10:15be shared a bottle though, okay, so much. If I would have
- 1:10:17just been me, I wouldn't not spend no money. I would have got
- 1:10:20I mean in Melissa would have got drunk off that bottles. I still left
- 1:10:23there with a nice little pretty penny. And I looked at these when I
- 1:10:27was like, we bought a bottle in week, got in for free.
- 1:10:30How did I waste this much? Because we were drunk making we were waiting
- 1:10:33like we're drink by the lightsaber thing. No, we went into the Star
- 1:10:36Wars bar and waste like two hundred and fifty dollars drink. Yea, yeah,
- 1:10:43you can see. You can see what happened in that bar and the
- 1:10:46at Patreon, I'll give you a rundown video. You don't even tell them
- 1:10:50if they want to see it. And you want to see how many drinks
- 1:10:54I chugged back to back when I was feeling on a sick one. I
- 1:10:58mean to the point where like the something that was serving us was like,
- 1:11:01we look we looked like broth folls. When the check tam were like,
- 1:11:04how whatever, no, he stopping, But it's not just we couldn't avoid
- 1:11:08it. We're just like how, Bro, like how and then fucking Darth
- 1:11:12Vader bitch as woo. Yeah, you put Darth Vader's name in front,
- 1:11:15and then and then we just we obviously we tipped along with paper, but
- 1:11:18I was like, put it on Darth tab you know, you know here.
- 1:11:21This is why I know. I was surprised because we have a time
- 1:11:25limit there. They kick you out. They're only you're only there for like
- 1:11:27forty minutes. But we were there for more than that. Bro, I
- 1:11:29think we were because I started the time around my watch and then when I
- 1:11:30turned it off when we left, we were at an hour. Because that's
- 1:11:32what I was sing was like, how did we waste two hundred fifty bucks
- 1:11:35and forty minutes? And then two guys weren't even drinking? That's crazy?
- 1:11:40But all right, to be fair, He's like, how did we wasted
- 1:11:44whenever here, whenever you're whenever you're buying a cocktail, bro, a cocktail
- 1:11:48was a craft that drink. You're paying for the experience, and you're paying
- 1:11:50for the whole thing. Otherwise, everybody's always like old fashion at home.
- 1:11:55It was like, well, guess what, you can't make one at this
- 1:11:56restaurant, bitch, So you're gonna have to pay the five dollars for the
- 1:11:59show, and you're gonna have to pay the ten dollars for the fucking drink.
- 1:12:02But it doesn't mand. It's about like eighteen to twenty bucks to drink,
- 1:12:05all right, So you know you want to drink and fucking fucking bar,
- 1:12:11you know. I was like, you want to drink at that bar?
- 1:12:13You can fucking drink at that bar, but there's aprise, just how
- 1:12:15it is for the premium Airbnb. If you want to fucking drink at pee
- 1:12:18Wee's playhouse or Airbnb, you can fucking drink at pee Wee's playhouse, but
- 1:12:23it's gonna be a premium. That's just the way capitalism fucking works. True,
- 1:12:28It's very true. You have to pay. I like that bill.
- 1:12:32It took a while, and I was like, thank God, no,
- 1:12:34wonder he hasn't been that toxic. I was gonna say, have you been
- 1:12:39to uh uh scumming villany the bar in Hollywood? Right, that's another joke.
- 1:12:44Oh is that cool? It's it's the Star Wars Cantina bar going to
- 1:12:46Disneyland really? Yeah? Do they do all the drinks and stuff too?
- 1:12:49Yeah? I got blue milk, they got all that, and then they
- 1:12:51they have green and blue boba at the bar across from what the boba bar
- 1:12:56across from the and I didn't know what that was. I was like,
- 1:13:00why do they like it? And it was like it works very well because
- 1:13:01of the milk. But yeah, go ahead. So since you mentioned that
- 1:13:05one, have you guys been to the Alison one online bar out here in
- 1:13:08La where that is? It might not be in La like Norwalk. No,
- 1:13:12It's it's a pop up bar, and I know, I try to
- 1:13:14get there it is. It's a experience. They try to get the way
- 1:13:16they picture. To me, it's like come for the Only Amazing Dallas in
- 1:13:19Wonderland pop up and it's like very Alice and it's like one of these things.
- 1:13:23It's like remember when we did The Hungry at the Good Burger fucking restaurant
- 1:13:27and everything was like welcome the Good Burger Home or the Good Burger that kind
- 1:13:30of shit, and everything was like made to look like the nineties. It's
- 1:13:32like one of those pop up things they do the whole travel around the US.
- 1:13:36Those are very cool, but especially like the way we do it,
- 1:13:40Like I always like to hit these places up, like I'll send them to
- 1:13:42Broke Sure, I'm like, these are our numbers, you can be featured.
- 1:13:45What's up? You know what I mean? Like, I'm not asking
- 1:13:46for those special treatment. I'll still pay for my food, right Have I
- 1:13:49ever denied paying for any fucking food? As long as i'm they let me
- 1:13:53film, We're fucking ready for it. So it's like, well we'll hit
- 1:13:56them up. But we love I love those pop up experience bro like what
- 1:13:59they do like uh where they decorate the whole fucking thing and they like what
- 1:14:03was movies? Remember Kevin Smith saw that episode. Shout out to you,
- 1:14:06Kevin Smith. You're in a big inspiration in my life. They did a
- 1:14:12Blockbuster one too. It's funny because I think that one was a little confusing
- 1:14:15because it's like, come to Blockbuster, it's a pop up and then it's
- 1:14:17actually just a bar m. Yeah, that was interesting. I found a
- 1:14:21dude, they do play it, but it would be annoying though. Does
- 1:14:29it just repeat at the no they play it? They they I thought it
- 1:14:32was gonna be a sit. I was like, man, dude, I
- 1:14:33hope they don't just play that the whole time, but they fucking uh they
- 1:14:36play like different Star Wars songs. It's that robot DJ. Yeah, that
- 1:14:42that that fun robot that's only there a Disney and for some reason, yeah,
- 1:14:45because wasn't he part of the yeah yeah yeah yeah, and then they
- 1:14:48repurposed him for the DJ. Well, all he's in there for some reason,
- 1:14:53you know that, Like it's crazy and the star tours right, like
- 1:14:55they fucking put that food in there, and I'm just like, he's not
- 1:14:58a part of the franchise, but they just yeah, but they just have
- 1:15:01him there because he's like, don't forget, this is Disney pitch. And
- 1:15:03then and then I mean, dude, and then they were doing like they
- 1:15:08were cutting the line. This was all cutting the line shout out to Bart's
- 1:15:12infected leg. Yes. And then you know what's crazy, they don't even
- 1:15:15ask to look at the infected, Like I can't they just leave whatever the
- 1:15:18fuck These full say that Bart had a picture ready. Bug me because like,
- 1:15:21I'm like, bro, just waiting late like every other fucking person,
- 1:15:25seventy five minutes, you wait seventy five minutes and I'll wait fifteen babyhood all
- 1:15:29right yet, which which Bar was hurt. Bar was hurt. But when
- 1:15:32I was there and I was like, they're gonna ask to see it because
- 1:15:34I wanted to see it. I look, you wanted to see a dog,
- 1:15:38damn. And I wasn't line. I was there with him because I
- 1:15:41thought they were gonna give us a path. First of all, they don't
- 1:15:43give a fuck. So whoever listening to this, you don't gotta wait seventy
- 1:15:45five minutes. I don't know first of all of that person because I went
- 1:15:48on Xavier puss it out. I'll tell you right now, Xavier puss it
- 1:15:50out. He didn't go on the rights, and he wasn't there for the
- 1:15:54whole process. It was me and Caesar's. And Caesar has Crohn's disease,
- 1:15:58which is very real he which he does have because he will throw up and
- 1:16:01you know and whatever the things that happened along and he doesn't ride here the
- 1:16:05rides because of that because crows and he's making nush, yeah no teaser and
- 1:16:13Barts did have that infection leg affected leg that was band aids handicapped. As
- 1:16:17we were trying to say basically. So we had a reason too. So
- 1:16:20we had a reason too. We deserved that free cut in line and we
- 1:16:25rode four rides in an hour. Anybody else that does that at Disneyland,
- 1:16:29what the fuck's up? It had back. He's like, we're gonna go
- 1:16:32here. We can get a fast past here and the fast best here and
- 1:16:34fast beast year, and then we're gonna go back. The only reason we
- 1:16:36got away with it was because the dumb dumb over here and lost his ticket.
- 1:16:40I just people, I just people glazed and drank people. Yeah yeah,
- 1:16:45but the only reason it's the best. You got fat people, you
- 1:16:47got retard, you got sims, you got money, Loran. Your girlfriend
- 1:16:50was pregnant, by the way, every thing in the in the cuts,
- 1:16:54you got pregnant. People shouldn't be there, dude. People lazing, people
- 1:16:57blazing, and the best at Disney Bro's than any ride. Dog Just people
- 1:17:00just stand there with your beer high. I had two had two undred mother
- 1:17:03grounds in me edibles, and I was just like pocket shit bro enjoying every
- 1:17:08person that walked by. I was like, you shouldn't have a kid.
- 1:17:11You should be holding tie your kid. You're a kid, dude. Your
- 1:17:13kids school shooter activities. Hold on too that I was just you were just
- 1:17:16there judging. Yeah, not gonna lie, it was and it was so
- 1:17:20much fun. Yeah, dude, you're such an asshole. Dude, it
- 1:17:24was. I don't think I've been to Disneyland since I moved out here.
- 1:17:28You gotta come with us next time. I definitely gotta go experienced Disney again.
- 1:17:31Next time I get I get an invite, I gotta hit you up.
- 1:17:34And you better. You better calling sick, bro, Yeah, I
- 1:17:36don't have to happen this next time. I like, you better fucking calling
- 1:17:40sick? Yeah, like literally, like you know, I remember when I
- 1:17:43did this for a job. One time, I just forced myself to throw
- 1:17:45up. I've done that too, man like where I'm just like I was
- 1:17:49just like, I don't know, feels like yeah yeah, and you're just
- 1:17:54like, I'm sorry, dude. And then and then you fucking pull an
- 1:17:57Ols hair, so you start crying because because I know the fun. I
- 1:18:00know. Yeah, yeah, I've been pulled over high and I'll do that
- 1:18:03and I'm just back, get what is it anytime I got I got pulled
- 1:18:09over a dog like the one thing the last time, I was fucking around
- 1:18:13doing something stupid. I carried that farch prey and I was like I kind
- 1:18:15of take a ship, dude. Yeah, like I gotta take a fucking
- 1:18:18shit, bro Like, I'm sorry, officer, but I really gotta go.
- 1:18:23And I'm like, if you pull me over right now, I'm gonna
- 1:18:25fucking shit myself, like and then they're smelling and they'll just be like like
- 1:18:30you have to be like how far do you live? I'm like right down
- 1:18:32the street, dude, like you Yeah. I was like, you can
- 1:18:36follow me if you want, and then it just like, dude, go,
- 1:18:39like they're like, why didn't you pull around? I was like,
- 1:18:42I don't want to poop in the fucking burger king like I like, I'm
- 1:18:45almost old, nervous. Sometimes you gotta poop in the burger king time.
- 1:18:49You know what? Though, Ever since I have come from Japan, I
- 1:18:51have become pretty comfortable and pooping in public places because it was the bathrooms are
- 1:18:55nice fun. Yeah, dude, there's nothing like a Japanese toilet to warm
- 1:18:59your ass and play me usic while you dumping. There was there any there.
- 1:19:00It's like a drive by is going down and you here. It's just
- 1:19:03incredible. Did you did they have any of the standard toilets, like we
- 1:19:06have to squat? No, they didn't. China, that's actually like the
- 1:19:11best shit I've ever taken. I think it's because this is how your bodies
- 1:19:14and yeah, yeah, it just like felt right out you hear that is
- 1:19:16you go from you go from a music no sound, no one can hear
- 1:19:23you in and out a clean drassehold with water, or to standing squatting over
- 1:19:29you just called it the best shit he's ever taken. Well, technically,
- 1:19:31because you're supposed to be standing at a certain angle, and that's the right
- 1:19:34angle, isn't there's this thing that you can buy that the squatting you just
- 1:19:39put it on. Listen, bro, I'd rather sit there with my ass
- 1:19:42warm and my asshole being splashed with fucking warm water while it clays there and
- 1:19:45I'm listening to come with me. She yeah, bro, Like I'm staying
- 1:19:54there having a good ass time. Took a shit at Billboard Music, Like
- 1:20:00I would never do that in the fucking venue out here. I'd be like,
- 1:20:02yo, we gotta go home. Well, part of it sounds like
- 1:20:05really poor China. No, it's a LUs which is a river city,
- 1:20:10and they had a like a lot of their theme parks are educational, so
- 1:20:15it was it was really neat and and yeah, I just if I get
- 1:20:17too hot, man, all of a sudden, I just have to shit
- 1:20:19really bad. And that that's what happened. Yeah, It's like there is
- 1:20:25so many mouthfunctioning you white people. There's only a ship that just ha,
- 1:20:30look at hot. Like not one time I've been like in the like out
- 1:20:33like just have you you gotta take a shit when you get hot it's hot
- 1:20:36earlier day. No, I just turned on if I get dehydrated, like
- 1:20:42I just have to ship really bad all of a sudden. Wow, yeah,
- 1:20:45huh yeah yeah, Like you know, the only things there's only two.
- 1:20:48There's only three things that'll probably make me guarantee to take a shit coffee,
- 1:20:53coffee, cocaine, and cigarettes. What's funny is all three of those
- 1:20:58have never made me ship. Dude. I will purposely like, like there's
- 1:21:00a pack of cigarettes I brought from from Japan, and sometimes I'll just I
- 1:21:04still have yours, by the way, I gotta bring it like a cigarette.
- 1:21:08No, the purple one that I told you I was gonna just the
- 1:21:11mental one that I brought. Oh my god, I got there's a few
- 1:21:13of them staff, so there may now and then where I'm like, I
- 1:21:15ate it all last night, I just get up, take a cigarette out
- 1:21:18on anything, and I'm just like stand down. I'm just like time to
- 1:21:23go. Yeah, but it's sitting on this cheap ass, fucking toilet.
- 1:21:30It's cheating me of my quality of shit. How much it is to get
- 1:21:33one of those things in your house? How much is a Japanese it's like
- 1:21:38two grand a whole set up? Yeah, worth it with the because sometimes
- 1:21:43you have to. That's that's because first of all, America's not used to
- 1:21:45having an outlet near the toilet, you know what I mean, like right
- 1:21:48next to it. They purposely do that in the japan homes because of that.
- 1:21:53So if you have to drill one of those whole things to set it
- 1:21:56up, even if it's not doing the whole construction thing, it's gonna be
- 1:21:59like installation and everything. It's like almost two grand. That's including that warrant
- 1:22:03would be looking ato buying a home and this year the next year. So
- 1:22:06I so I got a question for you. Would you rather have one of
- 1:22:10those toilets or like a tempera pedic bed if I will get or the other
- 1:22:15either the best ship to your life every day or the best of your life
- 1:22:18every day. You're going with taking a ship, my boy, I fucking
- 1:22:26I've literally slept on the floor at times, so like, like the bed
- 1:22:30is like I can sleep wherever, bro, I can sleep in this chair
- 1:22:33if I'm really not tired, you know what I mean. Like I can
- 1:22:35pay the cheapest bed, the highest quality is gonna be good enough. But
- 1:22:40that time that I need in the office, I need that, bro,
- 1:22:44Like you're one of those foods that takes forever. When I have my Like
- 1:22:47you can watch a movie while you're taking You can watch The Titanic and then
- 1:22:50be like this wasn't even long. You know when my go to move,
- 1:22:53when I take a long take a long one is do you see two posts
- 1:22:56from two different accounts go up, like it'll be a high hungry and then
- 1:23:00they'll people posted we don't spook the same place to post. Yeah, Like
- 1:23:03it's like you don't have no interruptions, they don't have like there's nothing there.
- 1:23:11It's just like me. And it's like I'm telling you, when I
- 1:23:13have my house scooming party, dog, I will be so happy like I'll
- 1:23:15be like, I'm not even gonna tell y'all motherfucker's I'm just gonna be like
- 1:23:17going to the bathroom. Show you where it's at, Like, oh,
- 1:23:21what do you take? Honestly taking the terpropedic or you're taking like the best
- 1:23:27bet. I'm talking to one where like even your lady gets to move it
- 1:23:29up. Yeah, that perfect bet. Whenever your girl gets to get up
- 1:23:32and get you know how, you can heat it up. We cool it
- 1:23:34down during the summer. That beat we're talking about the EA Zone shitter.
- 1:23:39I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I spend a lot of time in
- 1:23:41the shitter too. Damn another four how long we talk? I'm talking I
- 1:23:45sleep eight hours, so at least, so I mean that's eight hours.
- 1:23:47Do you have shitty plumbing? Though? Bro? I told you like like
- 1:23:51it's a yeah. Like it's like it's like I understand I took a big
- 1:23:55Vegas shit like Interstates shit, but like it was just it out, bro,
- 1:24:00Like there was no reason that he had to wait there like fucking twenty
- 1:24:02minutes, Like hey, the water should have been filled back up, like
- 1:24:04I'm going America, fucking head. And another thing, I already brought up
- 1:24:09many times. I don't know what public bathrooms like, especially like in Disneyland
- 1:24:13or any public place. Why do we have that gap? This shit needs
- 1:24:15to be privacy, bro, I agree with that. I need that gap.
- 1:24:18Fucking field, bro, like all those what am I gonna do?
- 1:24:20Pass a message to the person? Hey, how you doing? Like?
- 1:24:26Yeah, how's that going in there? High five? Dude? Yeah?
- 1:24:28Yeah, I can't, Okay, I gotta ask Rock. Rock's had the
- 1:24:30same question tempera peting bed. I'm talking the best bet heating, cooling.
- 1:24:34Your girl gets it, gets it harder than you or you know, a
- 1:24:38perfect bed or easel shitter, not an easil shit Japanese lived. I don't
- 1:24:45know what you're talking about. This is it's called a Japanese toilet Japanese totally
- 1:24:48alright, what are you taking? Rock? God, that is a tough
- 1:24:51one. I think i'd stuff to go with the bed, but that would
- 1:24:54be a tough call because that that toilets. But the difference everybody's like the
- 1:25:00toilets outside, dude. The difference is I don't own a home. I
- 1:25:04live in an apartment, so I'm not installing that bitch. It's beside about
- 1:25:10okay, but to me, to me, that's what I'm telling him.
- 1:25:13I'm like, you're considering this is my house, swimming party and I have
- 1:25:15the toilet of my dreams, because that's the only thing I'm gonna care about
- 1:25:18at that point. Like I'll be like, my wife could just paint everything
- 1:25:20and she wants I don't care about you could fucking you want to. But
- 1:25:24if you want to put a cat murror in the living room, go ahead.
- 1:25:27I don't care. Just let me have my toilet. Yeah, Like
- 1:25:29he like it's so, I'm like, if if that's if that's the way
- 1:25:32it's going down. And granted I have my dream house and dream toilet,
- 1:25:35and I'll choosing the toilet because at the end of the day, bro,
- 1:25:39if the bed is just comfortable for me to pipe on, I'll be straight,
- 1:25:42bro, because I'm gonna go to sleep after that piping. Brom I'm
- 1:25:45talking about for the perfect bed to bone to watch. Yeah, but I'm
- 1:25:48gonna fuck good regardless on any bed. I'll get on the floor, some
- 1:25:53beads, there's some bad room. I'm concerned about the pussy when I'm like
- 1:25:57and I'm not worried about the comfortability of the bed, I'll put that.
- 1:26:00I'll put my knees on the hard ass floor if I have to, bro,
- 1:26:01what about when you watching the move? But I'll think twice if I'm
- 1:26:04looking for something under my bad But if I got to talk my girl on
- 1:26:06the floor, guess what my knees fuck you knee what I'm talking. You're
- 1:26:12getting a standard bed, just like I'm getting a standard toilet. I'll fuck
- 1:26:16on the toilet bed. Bro, I don't care the question. Make it
- 1:26:24work. What you fuck on that toilet? No, that's a look,
- 1:26:30bro. Never privacy that it needs to come when you gotta use your vowel
- 1:26:34movements. It's something that we under what is it underappreciate here in America as
- 1:26:41Americans? Like nobody knows what it's like to take a comfortable ship in a
- 1:26:47very zen way. Bro, it's a very cool like. Bro, I
- 1:26:50almost couldn't wait to take a shit out there. I was like, we'll
- 1:26:53get a department store. Let me take out their bath those real quickly.
- 1:26:56If I'm honest too, I've never experienced this toilet, so it's just the
- 1:27:00it's very enticing, I would say, though, but like, think about
- 1:27:02it, you could turn on the seat warmer, you could turn on like
- 1:27:04your music, yeah, and then just like get to it without taking it.
- 1:27:08Never fucking that you never went to the never on a toilet. You
- 1:27:12never had the girl you see on toilet and she writes you and you break
- 1:27:15the toilet, Sea, I fucked in the bathroom where you were. I've
- 1:27:18fucked in the bathroom where like somebody held down to the fucking the shink and
- 1:27:23then this doggy style you just sucking. But that seems way more reasonable the
- 1:27:27toilet. Have you ever installed the toilet I have, bro, I'll tell
- 1:27:30you and and and it's and I'll tell you, like a toilet is not
- 1:27:32mant for motion, bro, you would fuck up a whole thing. Like
- 1:27:36there is a dish there that is made out of wax that has to go
- 1:27:40for the plumbing hoole. So it doesn't thinkus. I've installed two toilets.
- 1:27:45Oh it's the worst, but it's my toilet, so it's like I know,
- 1:27:47I don't. I literally saved myself a lot of money and I learned
- 1:27:53Mexican. That's why I made me have another respect for for plumbers, bro,
- 1:27:57because like I learned what over the over the pen I make I learned
- 1:28:00to install two toilets, and I was like, and I did a good
- 1:28:02job on them, and I would never fuck on a toilet, and I'm
- 1:28:04glad I wouldn't because that things are very unstable, Like you have to drill
- 1:28:08them to the fucking dish on there building up bills. But it will shake
- 1:28:13right that dish, or we'll smash that little that little rubber gap shit,
- 1:28:16they'll smash it, and then then your toilet is gonna be sideways. Dude,
- 1:28:20it wasn't my my family's. My family's was a house party. I'm
- 1:28:24in a house party. Bitch's horny. You broke the seat in that poor
- 1:28:27person's house, yes, and asking me, y'all the toilets broken? Can
- 1:28:33get why couldn't you fucking the tub or something? Bro like? Or I
- 1:28:38want her to write me yeah. But if you're a fat and she's holding
- 1:28:41on to the sink like this, bro, and she's been o where the
- 1:28:44ass is gonna look good? I'm just saying, bro, like you did,
- 1:28:46you didn't think about your You are lazy, bro. The sink is
- 1:28:49right there. That's how she sounded. Actually she made those noises. She
- 1:28:55made one of those noises, and what would you do? What would you
- 1:29:01do if the fleshlight made that noise as you're fucking it, that'd be weird
- 1:29:05out. You're ready to use the fleshlight finally, and what does it do?
- 1:29:11Rock? What it used to go on the patron? Boo boo.
- 1:29:18Dude, you said you should. I'm not saying post that content, but
- 1:29:21don't say the reviews were on the patron. I'll give them the review or
- 1:29:25you should at least be like you should just post a picture and it'd be
- 1:29:27like it's probably gonna be tonight. Actually actually gonna bring it back. I'll
- 1:29:31bring it back if when we get to one hundred patreons, yeah we get
- 1:29:34we're at sixty seven, and when we get to one hundred patreons, which
- 1:29:38is not that far, will you fucking will you do? The review happen?
- 1:29:41This will happen. I will bring the fleshlight you brought me from chap
- 1:29:44don't bring it. I don't want it any here, dude. I'm gonna
- 1:29:45bring it down, bringing new. I'm gonna clean it. Listen up,
- 1:29:51I haven't used it. I'm gonna bringing new. I'm gonna open it and
- 1:29:54it has classic every so I'm gonna see that it's new stuff, and I
- 1:29:57want opening it. I want right, come om and I'm gonna describe.
- 1:30:00I'm like, look, it's kind of tied. My dick might fit in,
- 1:30:03it might not. And then I'll balance and then I'll will use it.
- 1:30:06And then I'm like, well, how was I'm like well, and
- 1:30:09then when we go a little little patreons to the video, Yeah, as
- 1:30:11long as you don't put in under the X rated content, yeah, of
- 1:30:14course not. But all I'm saying is at one hundred at one hundred fucking
- 1:30:19uh tears, that would be great. And some of you guys, please
- 1:30:23don't remind you get DM me on Patreon, DM on fucking Instagram. I
- 1:30:28understand that we're friends on instagrams too, but when I get a message from
- 1:30:31what is it on Patreon and lets me know at the top it's a thirty
- 1:30:35dollar tier and it verifies it without me being having to ask that ass whole
- 1:30:40question, Hey, which one are you signed up for? You know what
- 1:30:42I mean? Make this easier for me and some of you guys should be
- 1:30:45receiving the T shirt, especially the XL XL guys should be receiving the T
- 1:30:48shirt. Uh sometime this week by tuesor or Wednesday. So it's it's it's
- 1:30:55in production. And thank you so much for for a tier for us subbing.
- 1:30:59And if you want to see all right, we give him a hundred.
- 1:31:00If you want to see me punch some bread? What is it?
- 1:31:05What is it? What is it? On the Patreon it's like how I
- 1:31:08have talked about it on the No, Gilsen is too bunch of a nice
- 1:31:13place, like I gotta punch some wonder bread. Let me see what how
- 1:31:15many subs are we at? Hold on, I'll tell him I'll do it.
- 1:31:18I'll do it at eighty. I'll do it at eighty if you can
- 1:31:20get a bread costume. We're at sixty six, Like, I'll literally,
- 1:31:25but I'm talking about I'm talking about I'll fucking punch that shit, flat dude,
- 1:31:30like I give him a one punch man type of Punch's gonna do the
- 1:31:33Dave's bread, expensive bread. No, it has to be wonder because I
- 1:31:36wanted to stick like an accordion. Yeah, you gotta beat that Dave's bread.
- 1:31:44You've seen You've seen Dave dude. He's kind of yoke. He's like
- 1:31:45rocky yok bro Like, No, he's probably bigger than I am because he's
- 1:31:51that's like having MC puncho bread. Yeah. Hey what before we get into
- 1:31:59the close out, what was up with the strong titties post? I can
- 1:32:00you explain that? So? Um, you know, I feel very strong.
- 1:32:08So yeah, that's my name right now, and I'll change my name
- 1:32:10all the time. I was Joel for a minute because I was feeling like
- 1:32:13Joel, just Daniel, just why not you know? Um? But yeah,
- 1:32:18strong titties because um, I lift old vintage television sets all the time,
- 1:32:25like you left them, like how like pick them up? Yeah yeah
- 1:32:28yeah and make like the ones that have that built in Uh. I used
- 1:32:31to have one of those. Oh yeah, I've been doing I've been doing
- 1:32:34a lot of like um installations, like big TV wall installations with old stuff.
- 1:32:42Shout out Media Pollution for bringing me on and helping them out when they're
- 1:32:45doing that stuff. And my guy Burke Visual, I've been helping him do
- 1:32:49that stuff for a long time kind of where I've learned everything I have about
- 1:32:53doing all that even but you know, these fucking TVs are heavy, and
- 1:32:57I'm just proud of myself that I can still like lift some shit like that.
- 1:33:00Yeah, and not be like, oh I only got two up,
- 1:33:03I'm done. I could do it all fucking day. Strong ties, these
- 1:33:08strong titties I have because I don't really you know who has strong titties?
- 1:33:11He plays Tommy? Have you like? Have you There's been times where he
- 1:33:15balanced out the fucking titty Remember the beer Instagram? You know, you know
- 1:33:23you know what else? He posts the fucking studio that we had temporary.
- 1:33:27How many times are you gonna post those clips? Tommy? You know what?
- 1:33:30We're putting Tommy's number in the chat room texting to post new clips.
- 1:33:35That's it, dude, Tommy, You're about to get it bro? Oh
- 1:33:39shit, yeah, voicemails one hundred percent fool. I'm like, yo,
- 1:33:45how many calls did I miss? That would be well, I'll be at
- 1:33:50that. I'll be at the LAFC game later with Bill And that's it,
- 1:33:56Like, what is it up? But what is it? Yeah? I'll
- 1:34:00be at the LAFC game later. Make sure you guys go. I'm sorry
- 1:34:03I couldn't get everybody tickets because they were like fucking tight this time, so
- 1:34:06I'll only have two supporters, but I believe the next one we'd be able
- 1:34:11to get a whole section, which I'm trying to get. So here's the
- 1:34:14thing. If you guys could, if you guys step it up on the
- 1:34:16bits on the Patreon and all this stuff where you guys get us in there,
- 1:34:19we'll do a behind the scenes because I always wanted to do a High
- 1:34:23and Hungry at a suite at the LAFC game, so I already talked about
- 1:34:26it. It's not that expensive. I think we could all pull it off
- 1:34:29and you could all benefit from the from the content. But all I'm saying
- 1:34:32is that like we can do an LAFC High and Hungry stash, we don't
- 1:34:35smoke the same episode at and get ourselves a whole suite for the upcoming game.
- 1:34:41And the suite allows us to get like up to like fifteen people,
- 1:34:44so we can invite some of the guests, you can join us, and
- 1:34:46we can celebrate in there. How we want to like actual VIPs and shit.
- 1:34:50So if you guys, if you guys want that to happen, put
- 1:34:54some emojis in the chat room. While I give you guys Tommy's number for
- 1:34:57never posting or new clips. I'm tired of seeing that. And uh studio
- 1:35:00that we had is a pop up studio for a little bit, you know
- 1:35:02what I mean, Like, Tommy, how many times you gotta post those
- 1:35:04clips? Bro, post some new fucking clips. Everybody fucking lead there.
- 1:35:09It is his number five six two four one day three six three six.
- 1:35:14Save it this time and just text them every day and be like you're every
- 1:35:17day every morning. She looks a little bored. Leg give to me.
- 1:35:20Al should have seen how happy it was when they pulled him up to the
- 1:35:26main to the main room comedy star. Oh yeah, he looked. He
- 1:35:29looked thrilled, so happy. Yeah, I know that's the best part.
- 1:35:35He's get up there and riff it. That is not the best part establishment
- 1:35:40Yeah, but other people get offended when when it's like, oh, your
- 1:35:43homie wants to do comedy, it is like yeah, bro, holy yeah,
- 1:35:46but he didn't go up thirty Mitzi's ghost is right there. It was
- 1:35:50like, this fucking asshole. It's the best. He's not even a coming.
- 1:36:00I feel like she talks like Mike Wazowski's a house. Yeah, it's
- 1:36:03like paying for work is late? Was such a caddy. Blaze gets old.
- 1:36:11That was one of the best fucking movies. Yeah, are you gonna
- 1:36:15go see Suit the Mario movie. I saw it, Yeah, good good?
- 1:36:19Um, I liked it. Does Chris pat make it good? Mario?
- 1:36:23Yeah you haven't seen it? Yeah he does. Actually you haven't seen
- 1:36:26it? Um no I have, I have. I want to see it.
- 1:36:29I want to see it in theaters. But what is it considering the
- 1:36:32last experience I had with the stupid ass fucking kids. I'm gonna go to
- 1:36:35probably a more expensive theater. I'm trying to go on Monday. There you
- 1:36:40go, bingo, That's what I'm probably gonna do to go watch it on
- 1:36:43Monday. You're gonna take your girl, I'm gonna take mine. Yeah all
- 1:36:45right, yeah yeah yeah. And anybody else wants to roll with what I
- 1:36:47was about to sign up to that? Come on, he has a fuck?
- 1:36:53What's your big chili? Dude? I got I'm busy on Mondays?
- 1:36:57Somebody say Kenny Blaze. I was like, missus down Fires makeup artist?
- 1:37:00He does? Though, he does? He fucking does? Bro, that's
- 1:37:04a tone loke. Who is that? That was his? Like? So
- 1:37:08what do you want me to do? Yeah? Dang, you know talking
- 1:37:12about from Miss Doubtfire. Yeah? Remember so the game, the game The
- 1:37:15hairdresser guy. I've definitely seen Missus Doubt Fire. I swear to god remember
- 1:37:20this movie a lot. I think it's Tone Loke. It's the guy that
- 1:37:24does the fucking like wow. Do you remember this Simpsons episode where like Homer
- 1:37:30has he summlso sounds like Homer's a life coach who was like, you're gonna
- 1:37:33let him know what everything's about with Max powers, So go out there,
- 1:37:38and do you remember he's like this one dude, he was like, you're
- 1:37:41better than that Homer. I think it's either when he has hair or when
- 1:37:44he gets promoted or something like that and he changes his name like and then
- 1:37:47yeah, like it, it's good things happened to Homer and he has like
- 1:37:50a life coach. Yeah, yeah, he does his speech. It's one
- 1:37:55of the early episodes when the Simpsons had great writers, when Conan O'Brien was
- 1:37:59a fucking writer. God damn my missiles fucking first five seasons. Yep,
- 1:38:03yeah, Tone Okay, I remember he was invade, but that's not him
- 1:38:06on Missus Doubtfire. Also, or like that guy from it, that guy
- 1:38:11from Independence Day. He sounds like that dude to the Independence Day doo,
- 1:38:14like it was not African American stuff. Oh okay, well I remember,
- 1:38:26yeah, that's remember that film. Yep. Uh, well now I'm curious.
- 1:38:30Fucking thanks Google, straight up. But you know what, we do
- 1:38:36want to thank you Mann's for coming by, bro Brom thanks for getting me.
- 1:38:41I am. I'm smoking stoney laruns right now. You're you're you're welcome
- 1:38:45back here anytime. Dog like hon to see you fitting perfect with with everybody
- 1:38:49here. The vibe was legit and it's great to appreciate y'all having me come
- 1:38:54through, man, and I hope that we get Uh, what is it?
- 1:38:58A whole beautiful men's Club episode? I mean, we've made the space
- 1:39:02for it, but nobody would you know. I'm pretty sure we'd have to
- 1:39:05set up one more table, one more camera, but we're slowly working on
- 1:39:09that. Shout out to other people on Patreon. But yes, and fuck
- 1:39:12you YouTube with all my heart, fuck you. We were doing great on
- 1:39:15there. What is it? Regardless of the fact there is a new show
- 1:39:19in the works and we kind of maybe have a good name, nobody seemed
- 1:39:21to argue about it. It's gonna be in Spanish, but maybe I don't
- 1:39:25know. It's still not set in stone. But you know, I mean,
- 1:39:29there is no opposing components, but where can they follow you? That
- 1:39:31dog at manas dunbar. Just my name on Instagram, m A n U
- 1:39:38S d U n BA, R my music's on Spotify, just manness Apple
- 1:39:43Music, any of that type of shit, say videos on YouTube. There
- 1:39:46you go. I definitely want to catch the whole group next time, you
- 1:39:50know, you guys perform. I want I want to catch the whole groups
- 1:39:55with Spider Man Onesie not looking forward to the bazaar. I won't bo they're
- 1:40:00in clothes, you know what I mean? Like you know, you know,
- 1:40:03no disrespect. I love is there, but you know, no speed
- 1:40:06off for me. But aside from that, you know, um, hope
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- 1:40:34so he has his own twist on some Me and him are very different as
- 1:40:39very people are, so some of his creativity visions, his creative visions are
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- 1:40:48me, because you guys support after after doing my taxes. I love you
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- 1:40:58nothing that ship would be even pop without any of your motherfucker's buying some shit
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- 1:41:14N S O n X at X. I can't fucking talk today. Uh,
- 1:41:18manness, do you want to do? You want to do the clothes
- 1:41:20out with me? Sure? Hell yeah, damn. I'm exclusive. I'm
- 1:41:24from from you to beat to clear it up for all the fucking thumb thumbs.
- 1:41:29God, what is it? Because you know I'm not doing fans,
- 1:41:31but people are like, what do they mean You're gonna wrap over his beats?
- 1:41:34I'm gonna bust some freestyles. Yeah, yeah, shits, give me
- 1:41:36fucking tight man. This is a really good at freestyle. Man, Come
- 1:41:42on, come on, say that, gonna give you a free style subscribe
- 1:41:50go to Patron. We got some dope shit coming up for you, guys.
- 1:41:53I got I'm gonna make them triply do some eclusive ship for the Patreon.
- 1:41:56I'm gonna see if I can do get any Bravo to do some exclusives
- 1:42:00ship for the Patreon, not hundred, no what they want. We'll tell
- 1:42:04them what you said, one hundreds of one hundred Patreons and you're gonna do
- 1:42:09the You're gonna You're gonna have to use a flashlight. Yeah, oh yeah,
- 1:42:12I'm not on live' not on live but you but you're gonna come back
- 1:42:15and be like, all right, dog, last night was the night hundred
- 1:42:17Yeah. But besides the point, I got other shit in the works for
- 1:42:20the Patroons, if you guys are with it. But a hundred is the
- 1:42:24closest thing. And at eighty, what did I say? What did I
- 1:42:26promise him? I forgot? Oh I forgot. I can't forgetting what we're
- 1:42:30promising hard hard, Yeah, Like I'll smash that whole like a whole,
- 1:42:36like a couple of them. I'm talking about a Cordy and smash bro like
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- 1:43:26you know what I'm talking about, you know what's up. So go get
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- 1:43:34shop. But working on High and Hungry. We got a couple theme park
- 1:43:38episodes in the work in the work, so it's gonna be a beautiful time
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- 1:43:51we have another another design that Chile made, west Side Story one that we
- 1:43:57will be dropping on the Yeah, that one was fucking sick and it will
- 1:43:59be will be dropped and to become exclusive. Yeah I shoulder Yeah, looking
- 1:44:05like you got shoulder paths. But yeah, make sure you guys check that
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- 1:44:19Chili, Chilian Xavier and ways you've never seen them before. There's behind the
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- 1:44:29my ship on my phone that I would never post anywhere else. So if
- 1:44:31you want to see all that kind of stuff, find it on Patreon for
- 1:44:34just five bucks. I will be live on Whatnot later on on Sunday.
- 1:44:39I have a glass cell going on this Sunday Pendants going out blow out sale.
- 1:44:44Trust me, I'm gonna start posting him today and I will see you
- 1:44:45guys at the game and at the Doctor Green any of the LAFC live on
- 1:44:50the Patreon today only if I know, if I get drunk, you're gonna
- 1:44:54catch me poll I know, I don't know if I'm gonna be at the
- 1:44:56supporter section. I'm want to actually sit down last time. You know,
- 1:44:59I got my nice boots on. I only got you know, he gotz
- 1:45:02Cee. We'll see you guys at the game, LA. We'll probably get
- 1:45:05the behind the scenes with the forty two originals there you go. So,
- 1:45:08but we're gonna go to Lax and buy some shit like people that fucking supporting
- 1:45:11ship and show, and I don't know see what be Real is up to.
- 1:45:14We're gonna get some behind the scenes. I like to catch me Real
- 1:45:16whenever he's like doing regular stuff because he's just like look at him, look
- 1:45:19at him, look at him. Yeah, like he's like, he's not
- 1:45:23a terminator. He's over here and meeting a fan looking him. He hugged
- 1:45:26his dude in the wheelchair. Shit, you know, like cool shit like
- 1:45:30that heartwarming moments. Yeah. Well, if he signs a baby, it's
- 1:45:38gonna be on the patreones on the Patreon Yeah yeah, so on the on
- 1:45:44the forehead whatever it is. So we'll see you guys on Wednesday. Stay
- 1:45:47tu stay stay tuned for the close out piece out y'all. That's how we're
- 1:48:05starting off the Patreon video. What's up, Dustin? Yeah, what's going
- 1:48:12on? Dustin? I heard this is the first time at Disneyland. Yeah,
- 1:48:16I mean, what it all right? Three four years ago? We're
- 1:48:21going to both parks today though years after Dustin brought the hook of Shoes and
- 1:48:32this is the fucking horrible line. We gotta wait here Xavis still know where
- 1:48:36to be found, all right? So we finally mete it to Disney and
- 1:48:41after like they'll drive over here, and mind you this. We chose to
- 1:48:45come on spring break and I did not know that it was gonna be this
- 1:48:47pack. We're wondering, like we holiday is it? Why the fuck are
- 1:48:49all there so many kids are I mean, it's like for me regular Disney
- 1:48:53happen, but it is because it is, I guess, the beginning of
- 1:48:56spring break. Nonetheless, we're gonna meet up with ponbies. What's up the
- 1:49:00some parts, you're excited it is for the first time it didn't have some.
- 1:49:03Yeah, you're ready to get your StepShot, get my shops for sure.
- 1:49:09And to everybody that was wondering or not just wondering, but we did
- 1:49:13go to Tokyo. Disn't ha before. And the first person, obviously somebody
- 1:49:16works here, first thing to ask where did you get things? And we're
- 1:49:18like Tokyo dog, and it was just like damn because we have not seen
- 1:49:21this out here, even though they have the ride, you know, the
- 1:49:24snacks before you know you're here, look like us already. Well, the
- 1:49:30Homi Sneas are over here. There's my different family right here's been making
- 1:49:34it hap them here, Hey, ship them here if you ever, if
- 1:49:36you ever have another toy, just say in the hotel right here. They
- 1:49:41literally the hotel where they have all lin shot. He will probably be cooking
- 1:49:44the bomb mass school that you're gonna have some and he and showed me talk
- 1:49:46to you for lying. That's a little scart up, hey, but that
- 1:49:50that's color right there. Yo, he's the jail, just a little scart
- 1:49:54up, still getting stuff. Looking. Look who's coming up behind the pregnant
- 1:49:58couple. Not that the good time, right, look like congratulations That ladies
- 1:50:11and gentlemen, is what denial looks like. We knew it all along.
- 1:50:16Inside Chili, it's a baby Xavier and it's a dead beat. That's what
- 1:50:24you were doing. Oh, I got it. You weren't thinking about like
- 1:50:28the future of Xavier. Like if he's like, I think we came here,
- 1:50:31I know, I know, but the kid but she she, Chili
- 1:50:34knew. Chili knew that you were not the horse to bed on. He
- 1:50:39even came themed outright kids, thirsty, Hey speaking, I'm not. I
- 1:50:44don't feel like I had a bear drake. But just so here it is
- 1:50:54people, a little patriot on a little exclusive over here. What you do
- 1:51:00it's the fucking but the slick shots inside here and you pour the medicine any
- 1:51:06here, And that, my friends, is how you get a refaill in
- 1:51:12here. And you're making lend there, it's gonna be topped off. And
- 1:51:17I mean with this, they have the right concoctions here so they have the
- 1:51:20right recipes, Like this would be a great Awa fresca if they sold it,
- 1:51:24if the ladies listen, you know I sold it by itself, it
- 1:51:27would be great, and it would be great at any time of the day
- 1:51:29during summer here. But because I'm over here and I know it's bring break,
- 1:51:32and right now I know it's bring break, like I have to make
- 1:51:34the best of my time here, and I gotta make sure I'm not a
- 1:51:38good one. So cheers Dustin. You're looking like you need a refill and
- 1:51:42bore that in there and you're a Mexican up good? Where's the trash at?
- 1:51:50Dustin? Can I have a cheer? If? I hope Chile he's
- 1:51:58not drinking about pregnant? Mm hm, Xavier, what's up with the mat?
- 1:52:03All? Allies? Are you drinking each other's pounding? Is I like
- 1:52:10the whole? Is I like the whole? Yeah? Rocky man, he
- 1:57:15gots that ship here we go. You don't even smoke the same. I
- 1:57:19hope they know checking on them, jam he got flow looking at me like,
- 1:57:25wheady go how to hit Stritch like they ain't want to Mike like could
- 1:57:28never take it right? Back for the hype, like, look at this
- 1:57:30kid talking jams being ridiculous while you call yourself that because I gotta tickle it
- 1:57:35real shmoove. Look at this kid do what I do and ain't nothing off
- 1:57:40the top of my brain with this free style flow. That's with Rocky.
- 1:57:43He got the kickback show and Zoe went extra when things properly, we get
- 1:57:47it is cooked up like brock al huh. Back in the days, back
- 1:57:50in the ways of plays over beats like I'm smoking from Hays. I'm sucking
- 1:57:54a stoney right now, don't play me? Could know me right now?
- 1:57:58Who the lady w was? He had trying to do the damn move,
- 1:58:00got the whole crew saying, man, how your news on? I ain't
- 1:58:03even never put nothing, no no news, no flus, no coldback,
- 1:58:08no choos. Can't do this, then my kid game ridiculous even though I
- 1:58:12got the OO school list. Look at this dude, do me? Yeah,
- 1:58:15this is that GM shiit see me on the TV. It's all right,
- 1:58:17but they're waiting on next See I'm just making enough flows, but they
- 1:58:21respect it's all good. Yeah, and were I love at cast w sit
- 1:58:25and they gotta U the drugs back. I used to hit the damn street
- 1:58:28on some craziness. Who they are they talking about? Couldn't pay me quick?
- 1:58:31Come? Yeah, this session been let this is how to do my
- 1:58:33thing? How to do this ship? That's just how I do my thing.
- 1:58:36How to do this ship? That's just how I do the thing.
- 1:58:39How I do this shit? I just cook it right up? How to
- 1:58:42flow real quick? I just made it all up. How I know that
- 1:58:45ship? Man? I do that ship? Just do that ship? Just
- 1:58:47do that? Do that? Do that ship? Just do that? Do
- 1:58:50that? Do that ship? Rock at do that and do that ship?
- 1:58:55Look at Rocky go who that? Who that kid? That's a real special
- 1:58:58ship. Yeah, through that ship. That's real cooler. Now watch him
- 1:59:01do that shit. This is how I write a song. How to do
- 1:59:03this year? Who the how they miss it? What they had to brew
- 1:59:06that? Yeah? I was drunk, lit up, old quick head up
- 1:59:10switch flows quicker than you could sit up. But the hell you don't need
- 1:59:14the crunch Notelet the you ain't never crunch, no number, no old show.
- 1:59:17Get the rat to be about your ship. When I take it back
- 1:59:20to beat, how I bounced like this? Yeah, put them in the
- 1:59:23Cadillac and hit that switch, make that ass drop down when you do that.
- 1:59:27Shit all good. We were strolling paper round for the flow. Get
- 1:59:30down, Yeah nights, I fire little beat, switch up, um,
- 1:59:41switch up, switch up, um yeah, switch up, yeah, switch
- 1:59:48up, get up, set up. Yeah, we lit up. Yeah,
- 1:59:55I don't hit up. Yeah, we don't even smoke the same.
- 1:59:58Who the hell gonna get up? This? That beat for freaks? This
- 2:00:01that beat from me? Yeah, they called me m a n u ask
- 2:00:04cool you geek boy, I'm so damn geeked. How to do this all
- 2:00:09day? Collect a stack of books, watch the comics play, hit it
- 2:00:13that front, the bit act with a bad bitch, read the book act.
- 2:00:16I need that one. Give up back to me just for the hook
- 2:00:18act. They ain't got two SIPs. I do this ridiculous. It's like
- 2:00:24a crucifix Jesus on that ship. Let me just warm up real quick,
- 2:00:28let me just harm yet, real quick. I ain't really saying nothing about
- 2:00:30this. There's some hords. Yeah, and that's cool, dude, Just
- 2:00:32what you do. I got this blue and I keep that true. A
- 2:00:35bit of a man's club, and we're about to make it. Stew with
- 2:00:40that, with that with that brish stuff. Probably we bake it tunes and
- 2:00:44I'm hitting in like chopping please Ninja brules, digit skills, hitting like punk
- 2:00:48folk Idi off the damn top, like what they're trying to do. What
- 2:00:54the fuck is even in a fucking freestyle dog, I can't say this shit.
- 2:00:58They want to hear me wrist on them all. I got that flow
- 2:01:00to switch the ship. I kicks ridiculous and it's always all the top.
- 2:01:04It's like I cut a brick whole brick path Mortal Kombat too, when I
- 2:01:10do then extra game and I'm chopping back the crew when I'm got to kick
- 2:01:14back to get the money for the soup because we gotta fuck it eat.
- 2:01:16I'm hungry and I'm high. To look at this ship. Look at me,
- 2:01:20Joe, look at me. Go ridiculous. Yeah, I know they
- 2:01:26like me float when I go in. I know they say it's so because
- 2:01:30I've been too clean. Yeah, should I've been too clean? Tell me
- 2:01:35like this ship. Yeah, see I've been too clean. Somebody like this
- 2:01:40ship? Yeah, ben to clean and you can't miss this year. Wait
- 2:01:44a minute, get this year. I feel like I just wrote a song
- 2:01:48we have with that one. They recorded that right, that was recorded,
- 2:01:53good terrific. Oh oh, we'll be gonna win. In for the end
- 2:02:00to the show, I just had a coop, had to switch kids low,
- 2:02:02had to go skirt off when I hit the break, had to make
- 2:02:05a nurse say what he fend to say. I've been into some crazy type
- 2:02:10wordplay. See, I ain't making sense sometimes when i'm fake, I'm just
- 2:02:14off the top with the domes that I see and I'll be like, she's
- 2:02:16bad. She got me like Loui a wei a weed, but I pop
- 2:02:20it like Luigi Free. Seeing all these some poppers on coopers. Who the
- 2:02:26fuck is this? They would have been a pair of trooper. I'm gonna
- 2:02:28take it out any way that I could do. Gotta get the high score,
- 2:02:31beat the next level, keep it off this ship, stay away from
- 2:02:34devils. Might mess with some demons. Know they've seen them creeping. No,
- 2:02:38I see me scheming. Gotta get this paper. It's just the funny
- 2:02:42way that they could see your neighbors. But it's just the funny way that
- 2:02:45they all been some papers. Yeah, because they're the fakers, faker than
- 2:02:47your average faker from these actors. What the fuck they really think they're doing.
- 2:02:50There is portraying the characters on movies they pursuing and that's your life and
- 2:02:55how your ship could get ruined. But if you gotta live, you get
- 2:02:58the money just to get into it. I'm talking like some speaking shit,
- 2:03:00like I didn't see the whole damn story for they leak the ship. What
- 2:03:03the fuck was? This is on the radio now and now they got the
- 2:03:06saying how the hell you get down when you are fucking psychic, when you
- 2:03:10message the flow, when you be speaking in words and runs that they don't
- 2:03:13know. It's like the tower or babble on how that should to go.
- 2:03:15It's like I'm making all up every time that I just hunt flow. Yup,
- 2:03:19yup, yup, yup, yup yup. That's just me, call
- 2:03:23me m A and you blubbly. Maybe because I'm popping a little something.
- 2:03:27Maybe because they're drinking a little something. Maybe they just fronting, maybe just
- 2:03:30to lick it, getting too and get the cussing, maybe get to break
- 2:03:33the back into it. And then she's front and why they had they switched
- 2:03:36the bead on get me blushing? Hi? They be bluffing Hi, they've
- 2:03:41been bluffing Hi. Yeah. Uh yeah. Yeah, it's the end of
- 2:03:46the show. Tight shit, it's the break down. They go watch them
- 2:03:49flow type shit. Just gotta have fun with that shit. Uh it'll shake
- 2:03:57down, Uh yeah yeah. They could feel the shake down. Shake it
- 2:04:04sax, shake it down six, shake it down. Do the shakes,
- 2:04:09do the up, shake something, shake something, shake something, shake something
- 2:04:13shakes on shake something, shakes something. Shake. Gotta make that float feel
- 2:04:16the same way. Yeah, I could feel the pain hit the same pain.
- 2:04:20Yep. I could chop it up into the same lane. They ain't
- 2:04:25say you got a nine piece like they lane. Had to break it down
- 2:04:28and throw that fucking cut right right, had to do some dumb ship like
- 2:04:31it overnight night night. You was doing this to earn your rap right right
- 2:04:35right. I was living this but average fact like like like they don't want
- 2:04:40to talk down to me, no mold because I just came through and blew
- 2:04:44the boat all the show. But if they want to say I got the
- 2:04:46thing like the gold does, what the fuck was this is? Ain't no
- 2:04:49demons in the potion with it like it being also fucking the dungeon dragon.
- 2:04:55I was talking this like I was running front the bad man. Who the
- 2:04:58fuck they really thought they it was Fenna, get me clown shoes, clown
- 2:05:01shit. They're still gonna respect me, y'all up, yeap, y'all see
- 2:05:05that on my face hit a liquor when I hit the mind zone into the
- 2:05:09space. But I might overlap and say some crazy shit again. But they
- 2:05:13just talking about this Jane. It's like did he ever use a pin?
- 2:05:15I just make the flows up and the floes back for real. They was
- 2:05:18talking about me like I ain't got no deal. I was like, this
- 2:05:21is gonna get that money because I need the same ship and I'm never selling
- 2:05:26like Jizzy when I go and own the ship. Look at this flow that
- 2:05:28I don't got when the beat trip, but the fuck this shit go ridiculous
- 2:05:33when the cake trips in. Get your switching. That was Fox Lanes,
- 2:05:38like Robert gitting Man, that's Croke Lanes. And don't shit, man,
- 2:05:42I was tripped on this ship. Ridiculous. They don't switch flows like it
- 2:05:45wasn't rich those Do you even understand how I get up? Yeah? That
- 2:05:51was a crazy beat, sir, fucking that's a good that's a good beat
- 2:05:59right there. Hell yeah, sure, zone spaces Sometimes we just flow,
- 2:06:10That's what I do. Um, she's freaky too, dude, just watching
- 2:06:16there and that's getting back in at something like that. Yeah, freak mole,
- 2:06:23got your back in that. What the hell where you're accurate at?
- 2:06:27Whip a little fucking baby mama whip. That's some cool shit. Uh do
- 2:06:30that ship with cool whip? Huh? Take them back and fools in hell.
- 2:06:34I was going nuts, high end hungry because I gotta eat it up.
- 2:06:38So yeah, I'm off the top. Everything that I'll be saying just
- 2:06:42like off from my top. Yeah, solid for my brain with a work
- 2:06:45we what the fuck is this doing? Because I'm on that good, good
- 2:06:48fuffing ship, I'll be stoned up. Ain't no brush in here, gotta
- 2:06:53flushing? Then? What the fuck they say? Russian here? Yeah they
- 2:06:57can feel the rush, Baker, feel the Russian. Just go on up,
- 2:07:00put the disba up, disbl ball, gonna twirl, make them all
- 2:07:02work work, get get money doing long work, yeah yeah, get money,
- 2:07:05do it all work, yeah yeah, get that money till it all
- 2:07:09work. But the funck was this shit? Like I'm on first on last
- 2:07:13break pass. I gotta take this ship. But the fuck is this?
- 2:07:17Ain't no flex though flows batch me work this though, work this work.
- 2:07:23That's wirk this though, work this work, this sheet, birk go dude,
- 2:07:27this ship, dude, this with that list, that's how I write
- 2:07:30this. That get yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's it. Yeah yeah yeah
- 2:07:33yeah yeah that's it. Yeah look at this ship, look at this ship.
- 2:07:38Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's it. That's I would use that
- 2:07:41for like a hook, that little part like that and sh shit like that
- 2:07:45and then write some real shit on that. That's fire, be too this.
- 2:07:49This guy's good, he's good. Um um, go through that back
- 2:08:01with that moonwalk slick Mike Jack talk, who ya look at this too,
- 2:08:05swoop maneuver, get the moonwalking and I douce you, duce them up.
- 2:08:11It's like I'm sipping way too hard enough the booze in you. It's like
- 2:08:13I keep losing you. It's like I had the Mike type of session to
- 2:08:18me, who for you gotta just be me? It's really y'all good.
- 2:08:20If they cannot see the truth and the vision deliver or the reflection, who
- 2:08:26the fuck is this talking to your direction? I was on that tip.
- 2:08:30What the fuck he doesn't done? That's it all good. They gotta get
- 2:08:33their accolades. Correct, And if they wasn't talking this talking down for the
- 2:08:35disrespect, huh, that's jay no. And I'll be trying to make ship
- 2:08:41up with the safe flow. And like they had to spam goal use corny
- 2:08:43as meat, had to eat them up their bolls. Uh. And now
- 2:08:48what the mad folk? I got this shit. That's why they all sad
- 2:08:50folk. I just make get all up. When I come through with a
- 2:08:54ski mask, get it up. Look huh huh huh, just go ship
- 2:08:58where they want huh, just go ship through that up. Look at this
- 2:09:03what it's up? Huh. Oh she smooth, That shit looks smooth.
- 2:09:11Do what that looks smooth? Do what that looks smooth? Oh that shit's
- 2:09:18fired too. Huh. Dang, that's another good beat. Yeah, good
- 2:09:28jam, good jam rap session fire