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It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Daniel Mallley, Trade
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Trentholm and Raj Sharma right here inside the treehouse. Thank you for spending some
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time with us today. Let's get stupid. Speaking of stupid things, what
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are the two of you been doing now that porn hubb that's pulled out of
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Texas? Picked up knitting, exercising, maybe found another porn site to frequent
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ex hamster go on the hamster out because I saw a story the other day
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that, in addition to the lovely headline writing at KPRC in Houston, which
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said pornhub pulls out of Texas, but in their story they actually mentioned how
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pornhub is the second most popular porn website in the world. So naturally I
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had to google what's the number one? I really I thought. I assumed
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it was Pornhub. They're the one with you and everyone knows about it.
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Turns out it's ex videos If anyone is curious. That's not the only tidbit
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of information that I'm going to offer you today. Got other things that will
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help you out in your quest for more adult content. Gotcha? So,
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yeah, what have you been doing? You in better shape now you Yeah,
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you have like a new sweater you've knitted for a dog, or what's
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the deal or as said, he's just gone over to ex Hampshire, which,
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yeah, I learned you can sleep for eight hours. That's amazing.
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That's the secret. I was never a I'm never I was never a big
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pornhub guy. But uh, I think it's ridiculous that they passed legislation in
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this state. But it doesn't. I mean, it's again, it's Texas
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where you're like, Jesus has a Nodle liquor on Sunday, So unless you're
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at Cowboys Stadium then it's uh, Jesus loves football and booze. But you
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know, it's just, uh, why are you taking people's porn away?
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Like it's you know, it's it's just general. Like you're in a time
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now where everybody has access to porn. Like when I was a kid,
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Like you know, I talk about it on stage, like we had to
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befriend somebody, yeah, whose parents had porn, And I'm like they weren't,
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they weren't good people like you know, and you still had to make
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friends with them because they had it. It's like, yeah, my parents
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have porn. Of course they do. Tim you have a neck tattoo and
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you're eleven, that's makes sense. The thinking behind the legislation is, and
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this is how we usually start, says we got to protect the kids,
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right, right, to protect the kids, they shouldn't be seeing these things,
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right, whereas porn hubs side of it is, Look, this doesn't
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work. There are other states that have enacted similar laws. And all it
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did was it pushed people into the darker parts of the web where you really
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don't want them going. And oh, by the way, we also think
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it infringes upon First Amendment rights. Right, Well, that's a legal battle
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I don't really want to want to step into, because look, at the
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end of the day, should should kids be looking at porn? No?
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But when we all grew up, did we find a way? Yeah?
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We did. Also on the internet generations now they're going to find a way.
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Yeah. No matter what. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to do
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something. But like most pieces of legislation that seem to get passed these days,
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whether it's at the federal or the state level, can we at least
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pass something that just makes some sense. One of the interesting things to come
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out of this is now some people that may not have been as tech savvy
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before this was enacted are becoming. So in general, the most ingenious group
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you'll ever find. Give me a pot smoker and just give him some weed
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and tell him give him he's got to figure out a way to smoke it.
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They'll figure out a way. They'll find it. Can they'll find an
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idol, yeah, a toilet paper roll whatever. The group that I don't
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know, we've ever it's really ever been tested, but it may now the
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most ingenious group may end up being guys who want to spank it watch porn.
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Yeah, oh yeah, all of a sudden, Bubba you know knows
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about you know, VPNs and how to get around stuff is speaking of which
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VPN searches in the state of Texas have jumped by more than one thousand,
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seven hundred and fifty percent since porn Hub left the state of Texas. In
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India, they've banned if they're trying to ban all porn on the internet.
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So there's an actual office that was created. Uh, and I just I
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can't imagine whose job it is is to search every porn site and then delete,
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like make it where you can't log into it from a computer in India.
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So there's a there's a there's a whole office dedicated to to banning all
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of the porn in the world. I don't know how long around to take.
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Imagine walking around India with that on your idea as a government employee.
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Yeah, can you imagine that. I mean, that guy, that's his
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job, so he has to literally watch all day long. Like in the
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States, I guess the equivalent would be the FPI Federal Porn and Investigat.
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I mean, I don't know, it just seems Yeah, that's just I
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mean, at some point it just becomes too much porn. The guy's that
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guy's job is like god, every day. Well, that's just it.
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Like there was, like, in addition to these the top VPNs I'll give
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you here in a second. I mean, there's there are porn sites.
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I've read a couple of news stories where people have said, I'm just going
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to this site. Now I'm like, I don't even heard of that site.
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Yeah. It's just it's fascinating how different corners of the Internet are illuminated
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when when one goes dark. Yeah, when I think about the guy in
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India whose job it is like when you first get that job, we're like,
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okay, here's what you have to watch porn all day long and then
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you have to deal with the site and then ban it. And like when
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you get that job, it's like getting a job at a pizza place.
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You're like, oh, pizza every day, this is gonna be awesome.
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Like day four, you're like, f pizza, this is awful. Like
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I can't anymore. Yeah, But at the same time, I bet his
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middle finger to right clicks is pretty worn out as well. He's just tired.
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Like in those four days, he's got enough stuff saved up. The
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last of my lifetime in this commission can go on the black market and sell.
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It's about to write him a Dear John letter. Yeah. Well,
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VP in searches in the state of Texas jumped by one thousand and seven hundred
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and fifty percent. I think that was within a day or two of horn
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Hub pulling out of Texas because of the legislation the state, which has New
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Age verification laws, meaning anyone who has a Texas IP is blocked from accessing
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the adult website. Hornhub said in it's a notice, We've made the difficult
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decision to completely disable access to a site in Texas and doing so. We're
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complying with the law as we always do, but hope that governments around the
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world will laws that actually protect the safety and security of our users. Now
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because of this, searches for the vet searches for the best VPNs have skyrocketed.
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According to a slash Gear report sent to Mashable, searches for Texas VPN
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jump by one thy seven hundred and fifty percent. It also spotted a sixteen
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hundred percent increase for the phrase how to access porn Hub. Curious about which
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VPNs people are looking at. As porn Hub becomes out of reach, slash
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Gear decided to unlock the top VPNs. This is according to Google search trends,
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coming in at number ten Opera VPN that's at a fifty percent increase.
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Number nine Firefox has a VPN browsec broowsee c as an eighty percent uptick in
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Google searches. Wind Scribe at number seven, mulvad m u l l VAD
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that's number six, one hundred percent increase on searches. Number five Nord VPN
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that's a good one one hundred percent increase. Number four Tunnel bear that actually
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sounds like a porn site. They had one hundred and thirty percent increase,
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Number three VPN Hub three hundred percent increase, Number two Open GX Mobile VPN
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three hundred percent increase, and coming in at number one according to Google search
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trends of VPNs in the state of Texas, Proton VPN Proton VPN four thousand,
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seven hundred and fifty percent increase since porn hub pulled out of Texas.
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This goes back. It's like when the SEC was investigating Cuban even goes you
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know, you're not going to beat me. You you government people are the
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middle of the road, you know. People private has the biggest and brightest
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and best people for this. Yes, they're gonna find it. Whatever you
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put up technology, they're going to find a way to get around it.
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Yeah, Like like the stock market, they are smarter than anyone in the
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government. They they will figure out a way. Yeah. I mean,
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it's say, it goes back to you know, probit. My mother used
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to say necessity is the mother of invention, So uh, that's exactly what
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it will be, all right, And it's like prohibition, Like we were
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like you can't drink anymore, and then like the consumption of alcohol in the
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country went up hundreds of percent percentage points, and so they're like, okay,
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well at the end of it, they're like, well, this didn't
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do anything, like there was no nobody nobody. Well, I mean they
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lost and bootleggers won. And so they're gonna do the same thing where they're
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like they think they have this victory by getting you know, porn home to
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pull out of Texas, like they think they they've won. And then all
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it is is within a matter of hours, people are like, oh,
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okay, so that's how I do it now, Okay, you just made
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it a little inconvenient. Yeah. So the other the other way to look
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at it is also is once you say you're going to ban something, and
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this is how it worked in Texas, said okay, we're going to change
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the laws in order to access pornography. You're going to have to do X
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y Z in order to get it. Some people are like, fine,
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I'll do that, I don't care. Other people are going to find other
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ways to skirt the law, like we're discussing here with VPNs, and then
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others are going to see it as well. You know what I've always been
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curious about what people do with those tentacles, so I might as well find
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out before I can't. Yeah, I'll bet porn I've got a surge.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure like adult video stores, which I can't
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believe are still around, and you'll, you know, I do this drive
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like to Houston or to Austin, and you'll always see them on the side
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of the road. I'm like, who goes in there? And now I'm
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sure they were like when that law passed, Like I'm sure somebody went to
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work that day and was like, why are there all these people here?
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This is amazing? And like I could go to the adult theater and you're
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like, oh my god, look at all these people. So many of
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them I recognize as my legislators and pastor. There's never been a wait for
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the gloryhole. I'll serving number thirty two, serving number thirty two. You're
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just standing there with forty five. Oh, I can't find this listing on
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Rezie Well. Roger said that your mother said it like the necessity is the
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mother of invention. And the next thing you know, you actually do not
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only as resi for restaurants, but also for the you know the glorioles.
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I think we're I know, for us personally, we're both extremely busy
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think anytime that you and your partner can get together and just relax and get
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you know, a bottle what was the old saying, Netflix and chill.
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Yeah, you know, just sit around and have some moments and enjoy each
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them right here inside the Treehouse. Speaking of hearing about things inside the treehouse,
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last week, during a Treehouse Gone Wild, our spring break of five
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days a week episodes, we talked about Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson, the
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stupidest fight of the century so far, that is happening July twentieth in Arlington
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at Jerryworld. We talked about that last Tuesday, and in the days that
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have followed, other people have jumped on the Treehouse bandwagon by saying they think
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Mike Tyson may murder this kid, and that's what we said. I still
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stand by that. I still think that fifty seven year old Mike Tyson is
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a terrifying human, so much so that it's that we thought, what if
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he's so excited for this fight that that he comes into the ring with an
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erection. And then this morning, Tara and I walking our dog Bella,
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and I noticed something else that I wondered about this Tyson Paul fight, and
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that is we walk past this house and it's got the gate up and everything,
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and there's two dogs running by up and down the fence line, barking
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and howling, really really angry that two people and their dog are walking by
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their yard. And then right in the middle of this ferocious barking, this
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dog stops and sniffs its own butthole and then goes back to barking. And
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I wondered, is that part of the intimidation tactic that the dog is doing,
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Like I am so angry at you, I'm going to sniff my own
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butthole. They are their possibilities. That id just smelled so bad and he
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tooed and he's like wait was that me? And he's checking it. But
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I still think so seeing this dog sniff its own butthole made me think of
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Mike Tyson what Yeah, it really is. But these are the thoughts that
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creep into to my show of brain. What if? What if when Tyson
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walks into the ring, he also decides to turn around in sniffs buttle.
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Part of that would that intimidate? Would that intimidate Jake Paul as well?
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Or he just you know? Or is that just going to add to the
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crazy effect? Oh? That just adds to the crazy. It's like he
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bit off somebody's ear. Now he's smelling smelling his buttole like, this fight's
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going to end poorly. I mean at fifty seven. If he's that flexible,
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it should intimidate Jake Paul. Yeah, he does hot yoga. So
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speaking of intimidating, uh, Jake Paul. Uh? I think it was
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like within a couple of days of the fight being announced, Mike Tyson's social
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media ramped up by showing him training. This wasn't the training video that we
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saw from a year ago or whatever of Mike destroying his trainer who's wearing pads
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and things. It's the same trainer, but now he's showing his workouts getting
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ready for the fight in addition to destroying the same trainer with the pads.
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Do you guys see any of this from last week? I did. I
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like how he's doing it by day now. It's like, so day one,
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I'm getting ready. Day two he rhymed. He's like, day two,
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I'm coming for you. And I was like, if he goes day
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three, it's a murdering three. I'm like, okay, this is this
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is about you know what I have day I have Day three here ready to
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show you, and it's not far off, all right? Can you see
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that? Okay? So here's day three on Tyson on at Mike Tyson on
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the ex Twitter. Here he is about to smash a medicine ball to the
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floor and I let him take over the rest. Right now here he is
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attacking the trainer wearing the pads again. Come on, Internet. Don't fail
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me. Now it's failing me. I got the spinny wheel. Give me
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a second TeaF for long clinch. Yeah, I think this is a Yeah,
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this is just I mean I would I would cancel this fight. Well
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you can't. I mean you can cancel anything, but I mean it's Yeah.
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If I were to Jake Paul, I just throw myself down a flight
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of stairs and be like, I can't make it. I'm in the hospital.
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I don't think that works. I think you have to actually show up
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to the fight and make your money. You still want to fuck with me.
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Look at the look in Mike Tyson's eyes. I just got chills down
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my spine. And I'm not even scheduled to fight this guy. This is
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just him just looking into somebody's phone, and somehow he's now looking deep inside
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my soul and he sees that I am afraid that this is day three?
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And then did you do you have this quote he gave mhmm. If you
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think I signed this contract for money, You're fucking stupid. I'm coming to
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retire. I'm coming to retire him early so he can join his brother in
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WWE. Listen, he ain't doing shit to me. You're got to see
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how old I am on fight night. Yes, that is correct. He's
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a he bit a man's ear off. You want to fight this guy?
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Other thing? That's the other thing I noticed also, So we talked about
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it last Tuesday, and then these videos start getting dripped out of Mike tyson
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social media and people start saying like we did, like oh my god,
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like Mike Tyson's gonna murder this guy and we're all going to be watching it
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this this happen. And then they also started saying things like, uh,
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this is not a normal fifty seven year old man. This is Mike effing
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Tyson. And someone even mentioned like, this is Mike Tyson who a couple
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of years ago was seen walking around with a cane. Well, he's clearly
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better now, and I wouldn't mind getting to know who his doctor is because
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I get use some of that whatever he's on. Just because he's got a
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cane just doing a walk. He ain't limping, he's pimping. That's just
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a trick to lure in a stupid white kid. Yeah, this is he.
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When if you want the when they made the announcement, it's very sweet,
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it's very zen. Mic you know, because he's gone through all of
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this therapy and he's done, he's done all of this great progress. You
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know, he's got the one man show where he delves into like what made
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him, you know, irresponsible and his anger management issues. And so when
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they announced, he's like, you know, is this how do you feel
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about this finding thing? No? I thought off them. I think it's
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great, you know, it's wonderful. I'm like, and now he's like,
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Okay, now I have to train and murder him. And I'm like,
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now now we're in a different place. That's where I'm going back to.
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It's like I saw someone say something along the lines that we did.
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It's like Mike Tyson's been, you know, on this path to uh self
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discovery. It's a more chill Mike type until they ring the bell and the
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beast from within explodes into the ring and devours Jake Paul. That's what's gonna
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happen. And people are also realizing the same thing. It's like, this
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is a guy that was just keeping it chill for a while, almost almost
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like he's playing possum, just waiting for a stupid white kid YouTuber to come
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along and challenge him to a fight in which he's like, it's tired.
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Yeah, that that the crazy guy that that that you know, knock people
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out, and yeah. Second thing, he's still in there like he may
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have been taken a nap. Yeah see that's what so that that's what went
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through my head. Tray this same thing. So he's like, no,
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this is great. This you know, Jake Paul, that's awesome. And
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then he got in the day one of training and he's just started with his
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trainer and they had the pads out and he's like, oh, that's right,
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I forgot I can kill people. I feel like he's got like some
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hypnotists on staff is like, all right, the minute you hear the bell
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one, two, three, crazy And I was like, oh, there
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he is. Yeah. I mean it also reminds me of Tray. Did
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you place our bets with your your bookie slash a sponsor, because I really
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I really want to make sure I get that bet. Yeah on Tyson,
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Yeah is it still plus three twenty five? I'll put a homeword on it.
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Yes, Okay, that's what I got, yess Okay, So if
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I can get that, I'll send you a hundred bucks. I'll get you.
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Yeah, try give me a fever. Please put in the actual bet
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if you want, I'll vinmo it to you now, or I'll cover it
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in the event, yeah, shocking event. If Tyson loses, I'll cover
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my what I owe your bookie guy. Yeah, it's uh if. My
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question is because I can't wrap my brain around this, my question is,
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does anybody want to take a second and let's see if we can get him
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on to interview Michael Spins just for a second, because that fight was nineteen
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seconds long, if I am correct, nineteen seconds long, and Speaks suffered
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permanent brain damage, saying he has no, I don't want to interview him.
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No, it's only so much stupid that this treehouse can tolerate. Yes,
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And I want people to see what nineteen seconds of Mike Tyson will do
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to you. I just want to be like, hey, Mike's Michael Spinks.
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How you been since? You know? It was it was ninety three,
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I think when you fought Tyson? How are you feeling since then?
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It'd be like yeah, Butter, Like oh, did he just say Butter?
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That's all he says. Now he just says, Butter, are you
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feeling better? Butter? Yeah? Okay, thank you so much. Mike
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hit him so hard in nineteen seconds and thinks he's the parquet bucket. How
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do you? How's it going to day? Michael? Painful? Like that's
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all he says is painful. That's all it is now nineteen seconds permanent brain
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damage. Jake Paul is going to die. This is it. This is
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what it is. It's gonna be this beautiful moment, this juxtapost moment where
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it's like if Apollo Creed killed Drago. That's what it's gonna look like.
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Did y'all ever see the Great White hype? Uh? Yeah, this is
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just gonna be. This is uh well, I mean the pay day is
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gonna be good. Mike's gonna get some money. Jake's gonna get money.
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That I mean, I don't know how he's gonna be taken care of.
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You know they have, I mean, medicine is done. Wonders, God
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bless him. I don't know who takes that fight. I don't care what
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age you are, you take that fight. If we used to do this,
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and I think you brought this up last time, Dan, it's like
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back in the days, like how much money would you would take Mike Tyson
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to punch you in the face, right, like that's what we would do.
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And now you're like you're living that and we're watching this kid like,
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oh, twenty million dollars or whatever it is. I'm like, that's not
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enough. I don't know how much medical bills are. Yeah, no,
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it was. It was like six or seventh grade. I said twenty million
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back then. I mean that's going to be at least forty million now yeah,
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I mean, I don't care if it's a hundred. I don't like
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pain like that kind of pain is different, Like I get like tattoos and
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stuff. I get like I do that a lot, So I mean that
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doesn't hurt. But that punched to the I mean, can you met Like
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one minute you're there, like the fans are screaming like at and T is
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going bananas, and the next minute you're in the locker room again. It's
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kind of like it's kind of like when that bald chick touched the Hulk in
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the chest wearing a ring Avengers. That's what That's what it's gonna look like
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when Mike Tyson punches you. And if you're curious, this is what it's
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going to sound like. Ironically enough, That's also what most of the state
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of Texas sounds like once they find an ep in code. That's what I
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There's a story I saw. The new dating trend is bottle night. It's
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very simple. You just get a bottle of wine, put down your phones,
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and you talk. Is that a standard date night in your house,
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Jacqueline? Or is that a little on the lame side. I don't drink
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at all, haven't drank in I don't know how many years. So no,
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it's not happening in our house. Colby drinks, but he's like a
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he's a he's a genuine redneck. He just wants a couple of beers.
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And on the evenings where he's having beers typically we're outside in the backyard with
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the dogs, and he has these magnetic coozies so you can be holding a
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beer and if you were standing next to the garage, he'll PLoP it on
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the garage door and it'll just sit there and hold for him. And sometimes
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he'll even pop it against the fender of his pickup truck. And funny story
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after a date night once we had a bonfire outside and he was having a
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beer. He stuck that magnetic coozie to the outside of the pickup truck and
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I drove the pickup truck to my office to dump stuff in the uh dumpster
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out back. And I drove the whole way from forty to Garland with a
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beer attached to the backfender of this pickup truck. And it made it all
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forty five miles from home to my office. And it's such a big f
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off track. Jacqueline. Yeah, always a pleasure talking to you inside the
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needs called Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty
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eight. That's two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight the website
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Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Roger and I we were just catching up a little
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bit more about some of the Mike Tyson training snippets that have come out on
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his social media. Yeah, and the other thing that that that dawned on
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me watching a couple of these. That's just week one. The only videos
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I've seen were Day three and day four in March. It's March. Yeah,
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he's still got like four months to the fight. What's he gonna look
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like a week before? I'm the Green Reaper. He really should should just
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come out and full on black cloak and and you know, don't give him
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a sickle. He his head off and then and then knock him out.
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All right, here, here's what would you rather. Mike Tyson's walking to
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the ring. You're you're in the ring, and you're the one that he's
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coming for. Would you rather him come at you with his fists or take
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one swipe at you with with with the scythe and I, uh, well,
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it depends on after I've pooped myself, do I have to do?
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I get a chance to clean up and decide that as they're they're putting in
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a diaper on me because it's just like one swipe and if I if I
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dodge it, I'm free. You ain't got to dodge it. Yeah,
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I know I'm not dodging his fists. So I'm just trying to play the
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odds. I just so I this is how my brain works, Like I
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just I don't know how this conversation starts with like his with Jake Paul's team,
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where it's like he sits them down in the rooms, like okay,
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so I've decided who I want to fight next? Like all right, Jake,
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so what mma, guy do you want to put in a boxing ring?
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Who's out of his element? On? You'll beat? Because they don't
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they don't just use their hands. They use their hands and feet and grappling
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and choke holds and submission holes. But you're just wanting to box. Okay,
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who do you got now? It's like, no, I'm a boxer.
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Oh okay, who do you have in mind? Mike Tyson and it's
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like, Okay, well Jake's on drugs again. This is this is a
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sad state of affairs. Likes he's mentally ill. The time we call the
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brother and see if the brother's hiring Logan Paul somewhere in the WWE training h
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facility, Like that's even crazier. But yeah, Mike Tyson. If Mike
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Tyson says I'm going to retire you early, he means from life. That's
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what he doesn't mean from the sport. It's hard to be your brother's tag
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team partner when you're a vegetable Logan Paul and his brother cauliflower. Yeah,
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but imagine, imagine all the views that you get on that YouTube video titled
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watch what I Do with this vegetable. There's lild slow motion videos, you
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know, tag team and the guys you know, it's like on his knees
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trying to get to his corner. He gets there, the slow motion of
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the hand coming up making the tag, and then just lit body over at
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the top. Yeah, wrestlers. Wrestlers are supposed to have cauliflower ears,
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not cauliflower arms and hands. I need to tag in my partner, cruciferous
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look, I have an idea on what on what uh Jake Paul should do
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instead of Mike Tyson means to hop on this new dating trend, and it's
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called bottle night. Bottle bottle night. Yeah, so it's it. I'm
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sorry this is lame. Maybe it's for some people, but to me,
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just someone saying it just sounds like a lame date night idea. The idea
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is this for the new dating trend. It's called bottle night. That's where
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you get a bottle of wine, you set your phones down and you just
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talk and you share the bottle of wine. Now, I'm pretty sure there
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are twelve year olds playing spend the bottle right now who are saying that's lame.
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Maybe if you have busy lives or something that makes sense, but you
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should be doing that anyway ideally. But I look at it this way.
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I'm an adult. I'm call me when it's hide the bottle night. Oh
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that sounds like a painful night, depending on the size of the bottle.
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Better than getting in a ring with Mike Tyson. Yes, that's I'll take
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the handle, so am I. So what is now a trend is what
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a date was twenty years ago? Yes, what's old is new again.
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You're very correct, right, yeah. Yeah, Now now we have to
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actually make it a trend just to yeah, people go out and share a
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drink and conversation. Yeah yeah. The new dating trend is sitting and talking.
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Yeah, that's why VP and searches are going through the roof. There's
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somewhere with somebody going you know, I started this trend and you're like,
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okay, cool, Tristan, No you didn't, uh, easy, Connor,
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you didn't start this. This is a new trend. I started where
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we sit and we just discuss our feelings. I know we've been doing that
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for a long time. Let's let's come down to Cooper. Some couples call
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