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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's more. Oh, Mark Simone on.
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  Speaker 2: R Well.
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Fayla now on w o R every weeknight nine
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  Speaker 3: to midnight. What a great show. You'll love it. It's funny,
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  Speaker 3: it's interesting nine to midnight every night here and make
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  Speaker 3: sure you watch his Saturday night TV show. It's the
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  Speaker 3: best late night show on television, every Saturday night at
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  Speaker 3: ten Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, How you doing good?
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  Speaker 1: We got a big show this week. Eric Swalwell is
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  Speaker 1: going to be on and I'm kidding. I mean he's
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  Speaker 1: got the free time. I mean it sounded believable at first,
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  Speaker 1: but no, we've never had Swallow on. But you know
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  Speaker 1: what swollwow on Jimmy Kimmel. He launched his campaign on
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  Speaker 1: the show.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about that. He was a big It's not
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  Speaker 2: a proud moment for Kimmel. Yeah, he.
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  Speaker 1: Launched his campaign on that show and he hasn't but
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  Speaker 1: he hasn't mentioned it once this week.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, how do you launch a campaign on
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  Speaker 3: a show with seven hundred thousand viewers? That's that's the
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  Speaker 3: best launching pain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's not a good sign when the
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  Speaker 1: viewers are the same as the accusers.
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  Speaker 2: That's not good. You gotta you gotta change the ratio.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, hey, if you were doing that kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 3: we assume, if we believe the allegations, if you were
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  Speaker 3: doing all that kind of stuff with women, why would
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  Speaker 3: you be on TV yelling about Epstein and yelling about
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  Speaker 3: why would wouldn't you just keep quiet and stay under
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  Speaker 3: the radar.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know the old rules for radicals, You accuse
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  Speaker 1: your opponent of what you're doing. Uh, And I think
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  Speaker 1: I think you're dealing with a classic case of that.
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  Speaker 1: Like they made him the point man on on misbehavior,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you know, Pelosi essentially had made him. And
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  Speaker 1: he was the perfect guy for that because the Democrats,
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  Speaker 1: you know this, they get a lot done through blackmail,
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  Speaker 1: meaning on their own people. A guy like Swalwell, who's
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  Speaker 1: a useful idiot, is useful till he's not, at which.
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  Speaker 2: Point they released the hounds.
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  Speaker 1: I mean more like this time a week ago, we
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  Speaker 1: were barely talking about this.
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  Speaker 2: By Friday, there were one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Accusations lined up ready to go a press conference of video.
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  Speaker 1: He was gone by Sunday morning. I mean, that's not
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  Speaker 1: a coincidence. You know what I'm saying, So they knew
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  Speaker 1: what they were doing. That's my read on it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Well, yeah, clearly this was all packaged and funded
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  Speaker 3: and put together. And who would who do such a thing?
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  Speaker 3: He is running against a billionaire in California.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good point. They're like, this stuff costs, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, uh huh, make a good point. And just
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  Speaker 2: one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, everybody who listens to mister New York probably knows
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  Speaker 1: this already, but I need to say it anyway. There's
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  Speaker 1: no physical way that Nancy Pelosi did not know all
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  Speaker 1: of this was a thing. And the reason I say
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  Speaker 1: that is because she was the one of the people
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  Speaker 1: briefed when he got caught with the Chinese spy. And
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  Speaker 1: when the FBI catches you sleeping with a Chinese spy,
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  Speaker 1: they don't go by the way, she's a spy, so
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  Speaker 1: don't do it again. They have to know everything that
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  Speaker 1: ever gone on in your life since you've met this woman.
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  Speaker 1: They got to see your cell phone records, they gotta
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  Speaker 1: see your emails. They got to know who else you
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  Speaker 1: talk to. They've got to find out if dates talk
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  Speaker 1: to the spy, meaning everybody in the who saw that briefing,
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  Speaker 1: knows everything going on in his personal life, and some
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  Speaker 1: of this stuff free dates the spy by a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And if you remember, they were suing to stop these
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  Speaker 1: records from that investigation from coming out, probably because we
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  Speaker 1: would have known a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of this stuff. So there's no two ways about it.
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  Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi knew it was in that briefing, which is
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  Speaker 1: probably why it was so easy to whap the guy
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  Speaker 1: once they got tired of it.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, can you imagine you're caught sleeping with a Chinese
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  Speaker 3: spy and this is not your big scandal anymore, this
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  Speaker 3: is your you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine getting caught cheating with a Chinese spy,
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  Speaker 1: getting away with it, and then not having the good
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  Speaker 1: sense to stop.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Just you.
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  Speaker 1: Want leave, Take the money, take the money and run. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got a lot of freelow Maine. Get out there
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  Speaker 1: with the wind, put your put your little chopstick away
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  Speaker 1: and get out of the casino.
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  Speaker 3: Man. Hey, did you see the story of Robert F.
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  Speaker 3: Kennedy Junior admits when he was a younger guy, he
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  Speaker 3: would cut the penis off raccoons to study them.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you know I went to a different school system.
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  Speaker 1: We did biology with kat. I know, everybody's got their
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  Speaker 1: own thing. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Now he has not released he's not released the study
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  Speaker 3: on raccoon penises yet. It hasn't been published yet.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, man, we're living in wild times.
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  Speaker 1: This the guy who's in charge of health and Human services, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Is also it's the same guy who admitted he said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, during COVID, I'm not worried about COVID, I
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  Speaker 1: used to snort cocaine off toilet seats, which was that's
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  Speaker 1: him r Okay, he said that. Okay. It's the same
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  Speaker 1: guy who said he left a dead dead bear in
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  Speaker 1: Central Park after he hit it, which I've pointed out before.
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  Speaker 1: A dead bear not the worst thing a Kennedy has
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  Speaker 1: left at the scene of a car.
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  Speaker 3: It's true. Yeah, people say, what the hell, why would
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  Speaker 3: he cut off the pit? Well, it's a Kennedy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a.
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  Speaker 3: Hey mayor, mom, Donnie. He wants to open this supermarket
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  Speaker 3: thirty million. All the top supermarket companies they open supermarkets
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  Speaker 3: all over New York say that the cost is one
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  Speaker 3: to three million, usually about two million. What the hell
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  Speaker 3: is he spending thirty million on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bananas. And it's like, economically it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It obviously doesn't. But I am a sober lining guy,
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  Speaker 1: and you think, you know, because he was willing to
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  Speaker 1: tax us and soak us for that thirty million, you know,
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  Speaker 1: every vagrant in New York will now have a place
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  Speaker 1: to shoplift. And that's that's important. That's important.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna, you know, because there's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: People don't get when he says we're going to have
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  Speaker 1: this section of affordable groceries where we're going to publish
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  Speaker 1: the prices. They're gonna be below market rate. All that
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  Speaker 1: means is the government is subsidized the cost difference between
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  Speaker 1: what you would pay at retail and what they're going
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  Speaker 1: to charge you. Okay, So one, the taxpayers are now
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  Speaker 1: paying extra for groceries because you're paying for these subsidized
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  Speaker 1: groceries that you might not even be eating. But two,
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  Speaker 1: that puts the mom and pop grocery at a big
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  Speaker 1: disadvantage because they can't sell below the actual cost of
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  Speaker 1: the good, and a government store can, which is why
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  Speaker 1: every government that's tried to control the food supply eventually
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  Speaker 1: when broke, because there's no profit in producing the food
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  Speaker 1: if it's sold that way. So, I mean, that's the
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  Speaker 1: bad news, the city's going broke. The good news is
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  Speaker 1: we're all going to have abs.
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  Speaker 2: This summer because there's going to be no more food
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  Speaker 2: on the shelves.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you were the government, you wanted to figure
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  Speaker 3: out how to get people that can't afford the food,
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  Speaker 3: how to get it to them cheap or free. Here's
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  Speaker 3: an idea, a little piece of paper called the food stick.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you just do that? Just give those that
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to build a whole grocery store, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Just to mean the truth, you're correct, But the thing
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  Speaker 1: is they already exist. And because he wants to see
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  Speaker 1: himself as this breakthrough guy who changed the game, he's
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  Speaker 1: got to come through with a thirty million, million dollar
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  Speaker 1: grocery store. I mean that that imagine that. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is where we're buying a Ford Pinto. Remember those things
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  Speaker 1: that they were diamond dozen they catch on fire, But
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  Speaker 1: we're buying one.
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  Speaker 2: For thirty million this time around.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the same logic if you can get one
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  Speaker 1: for cheaper. I mean, I don't know I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you here, Mark, you got me worked
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  Speaker 1: up today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mean. Hey, President Trump, President Trump going to
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  Speaker 3: Las Vegas today, a big event. Tax no tax on tips.
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  Speaker 3: And you've played Las Vegas, right? Do you like Las Vegas?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what I just was. It was it Durango.
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  Speaker 1: It's brand new, and I was staying in the same
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  Speaker 1: hotel the Dallas Cowboys were staying there because they were
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  Speaker 1: playing the Raiders on Monday Night football.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So a lot of the people that are at that
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  Speaker 1: hotel are there because they think they might see the
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  Speaker 1: cowboys in the lobby. And I'm going to tell you
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  Speaker 1: there's a big difference between the caliber of the women
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  Speaker 1: waiting around to see the Dallas Cowboys and the women
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  Speaker 1: waiting to see Jimmy Faylop.
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  Speaker 2: My women aren't.
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  Speaker 1: Waiting outside the elevator banks, They're waiting outside the buffet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It was a scene, man, I loved it that. It
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  Speaker 1: was pretty wild. I love it out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it was kind of dying Las Vegas. Dying
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  Speaker 3: younger people that gamble on their phone, they don't need
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  Speaker 3: to go there. They're not interested in the shows. All
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  Speaker 3: that stuff. What did you do to revive Las Vegas?
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  Speaker 1: I mean the easy answer for real, for you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to attract young kids, because they really
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  Speaker 1: don't get off their phones. That's the bigger thing is
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  Speaker 1: they have to you know, they have like this Coachella,
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  Speaker 1: which is the big thing.
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  Speaker 2: They're all the rich kids are out on the dester
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: They need to bring that type of They need to
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  Speaker 1: make it a scene.
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  Speaker 2: You know, during the rat Pack era, it was a scene.
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  Speaker 1: People wanted to go there and be a part of
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  Speaker 1: that and you know, smoke their cigarettes and gamble and
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  Speaker 1: watch the shows. These kids don't necessoly go to shows,
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  Speaker 1: Like they're not gonna go to Vegas for an individual show,
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  Speaker 1: but they would go for a festival. So like how
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  Speaker 1: they have Coachella, you know, that thing that.
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  Speaker 2: Goes on for two weeks. Or burning man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, maybe you start a liberal maybe start a
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  Speaker 1: liberal festival. It's called burning them, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Or burning person. You can't say man, you can't miss
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  Speaker 1: gender the scarecrow. You're gonna lose at the audience. But
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  Speaker 1: burning them, and I think you get a big liberal
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  Speaker 1: turnout in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're making money again.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I've asked this a lot of people, this question,
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  Speaker 3: but that's the first really smart answer I've heard of this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: makes it a big a scene, a festival. That's the
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  Speaker 3: only way you're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: You need it because and it's not enough to do
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  Speaker 1: it with sports teams because the Raiders are so bad.
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  Speaker 2: If you get there early, you can play.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's not gonna save the city. And they're
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  Speaker 1: bringing in the Oakland a is who I do believe lost.
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  Speaker 2: The father son game last year. Does their kids? So
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  Speaker 2: sports ain't gonna do it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Hey, Stephen Colbert is going off next month, going
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  Speaker 3: off the air. You do the best late night show
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  Speaker 3: in television. Will you miss Stephen Colbert?
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  Speaker 2: Listen?
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  Speaker 1: The Stephen Colbert thing, as far as comedy is concerned,
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  Speaker 1: is obviously additioned by subtraction because it's like one less guy.
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  Speaker 1: You got to think of it this way. People like
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  Speaker 1: me who work in late night do it because we grew.
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  Speaker 2: Up watching it.
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  Speaker 1: So at some point there's a future Jimmy fail a
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  Speaker 1: change in channels right now, who could come across Colbert
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  Speaker 1: and be like late night is awful or late Night's
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  Speaker 1: too political? Or late Night's just not the goofy thing
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  Speaker 1: that makes people want to be around it. So I just,
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  Speaker 1: on a serious note, I consider him and Kimmel to
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  Speaker 1: be such bad ambassadors to our brand that I just
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  Speaker 1: want them to go away.
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  Speaker 2: For that reason.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even like that they are political.
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  Speaker 2: I keep telling you this. It's because they're purposeful.
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Carson did as much politics as anybody, Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: he didn't end the joke with and that's why when
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  Speaker 1: the midterms.
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  Speaker 2: Come, you've got to vote for this party.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. Nobody wants a lecture on the economy.
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  Speaker 1: We're comedians. We entered a profession where we get paid
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  Speaker 1: in drink tickets the first five years. Shouldn't run the economy.
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  Speaker 3: Mark Well, if you want to see what a late
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  Speaker 3: night show is supposed to look like, watch Jimmy Faylo
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  Speaker 3: Saturday nights at ten. It's the best monologue in television.
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  Speaker 3: It's the way it's supposed to be done. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you go after both sides. President Trump's a big fan
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  Speaker 3: of that show. In fact, if you want to be
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  Speaker 1: Audience, Fox across America dot com. Best Friday night date
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  Speaker 1: It's a very involved process, but the tickets are always
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  Speaker 1: dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually a great Friday night date. You bringing
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  Speaker 3: And then every night on w R nine to midnight,
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  Speaker 3: what do you got on tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, tonight's a hot one because it's Thursday. So trying
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  Speaker 1: to settle this beef. Remember I was telling you about
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  Speaker 1: I made a joke about Tom Holman on the air
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  Speaker 1: last week and he's a good sport, but he called
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  Speaker 1: me up when I got off the five Tuesday and
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  Speaker 1: threatened my life. He's gonna be for real, Tom home
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  Speaker 1: the borders are so I think he's coming on today
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  Speaker 1: and we're trying to make up because I have a
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  Speaker 1: stand up gig in his hometown of Buffalo tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I need to get back on.
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  Speaker 1: The good side with Tom Holman before I set foot
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  Speaker 1: in town. So I just texted him and invited him
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  Speaker 1: on the show. So, depending on how tonight's interview goes, I.
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  Speaker 2: Might be getting deported. I'll keep you posted.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, let us know because we have to book
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  Speaker 3: somebody else next Thursday. Just so keep us up the data.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say, good, I'm on it. But that's your only concern.
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  Speaker 3: That's all we're concerned. No, actually, this sounds like a
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  Speaker 3: big show. You don't want to miss this tonight. Tom
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  Speaker 3: Holman tries to make Jimmy Fayaler make peace with him
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  Speaker 3: tonight nine to midnight on seven to ten. Wo our
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  Speaker 3: great work, Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being with.
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  Speaker 2: Us the best.
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  Speaker 3: Marta, take care. Yes, it's tonight nine o'clock. It's a
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  Speaker 3: great show. Every night nine to midnight. Hey, you know
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