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16: Woman Caught With Boyfriends Ashes In Sex Toy | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Our Saws on the Internet, a brand franking
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  Speaker 1: new podcast where we talk about random stories with comedian
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  Speaker 1: friends of mine. Today's episode brought to you by Kenisia Buss,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of stories from today were submitted from Patreon
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  Speaker 1: from days ago, but now that everybody's watching this, you
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  Speaker 1: the lead story was from our email. Woman caught at
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  Speaker 1: the airport security with boyfriend's ashes concealed in a sex toy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the sex toy was a butt.
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  Speaker 1: Plug filled with her boyfriend. She goes through a metal detector.
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  Speaker 1: It was a metal butt butt plug.
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  Speaker 2: Poop, Come on, come on, poo poo, poo poop. They
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  Speaker 2: take her to the side room. What is this you
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  Speaker 2: got me butt plug? They opened it?
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  Speaker 3: No, so they where did they dump his ashes?
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  Speaker 2: It looks like on the table they put it in
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  Speaker 2: the butt plug?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: But but then when they poured it out.
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  Speaker 4: Did they put him back in as.
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  Speaker 1: The article doesn't say what they did with him after
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  Speaker 1: They just actually may not have. They just discovered he
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  Speaker 1: was in there. Oh they didn't take it out. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't take it out. She just told them, okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is my my late boyfriend. The boyfriend gave himself as
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  Speaker 1: a gift. It was part of he knew he was
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  Speaker 1: passing away, so he was like, as a part of
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  Speaker 1: gift for mother, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Give you me, keep me near, you hit me in
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  Speaker 3: the butt club.
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  Speaker 5: Because my thing is do you bring that into a
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  Speaker 5: new relationship. So it's technically you know, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, look, I gotta bring my boyfriend with me,
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  Speaker 5: and they explaining the whole thing, and then you get there.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, this is him. You think, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. There's a lot to go, but there's a lot,
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  Speaker 4: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot to also, taking.
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  Speaker 1: The butt plug through the airport internally, you could have
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  Speaker 1: packed it in the suitcase.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you taking it through? Why you need to?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you just got a kink a carrier.
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  Speaker 4: Car there because you probably could checked out. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: if you butt plug, you know you can't.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's metal detectives.
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  Speaker 6: You have paid for the unless you got the status
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  Speaker 6: or you got paid for the check man.
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  Speaker 3: That's thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Now you got the whole world knowing you got a But.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't care if I was a girl that had
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  Speaker 3: a butt plug in the suitcase.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not talking about the suitcase.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about internal like now had her.
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  Speaker 3: Booty hole in the whole time in her butt.
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  Speaker 4: Think don't know because because I've heard this article.
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  Speaker 5: The quote from the boyfriend was he always liked being
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  Speaker 5: in there, so now this is how he could be
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  Speaker 5: in there forever.
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  Speaker 4: But wait, oh yeah, real freaky.
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  Speaker 2: But I get freaky. But there's a time in the
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  Speaker 2: place with the free.
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  Speaker 4: On it.
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  Speaker 7: It's like, I'm hon your spirit, baby, because you can't
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  Speaker 7: even really fart.
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  Speaker 3: Around those like my spirit after the flight and.
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  Speaker 1: Sex toys, Fine, we're all adults here, but just going
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  Speaker 1: from gate to gate.
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  Speaker 4: Because you got to stand in that thing and then
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  Speaker 4: then just go.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, the metal sticks out, so they look
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  Speaker 1: at them and they screen and it's it's going.
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  Speaker 2: It shows where the metal is. And that's but plug
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  Speaker 2: is you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: She like forgot it was in there. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I forgot to take that out. There's no way you're
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  Speaker 7: forgetting to take it out, believe me.
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  Speaker 3: So did they did you pull it out for proof?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: In the little side rooms.
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  Speaker 1: They took her in this because it was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when it gets to the private area, they go, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well that part.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe maybe she was like I want to get on
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  Speaker 7: a spirit flight, so that turbulent.
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  Speaker 4: Let me take something that's.
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  Speaker 5: A whole different meaning to the high club his final wish.
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  Speaker 8: That is cool.
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  Speaker 7: But they always have like those Julia Roberts type of
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  Speaker 7: movies where it's like your lover died, but he left
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  Speaker 7: you all these letters and like what if he like
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  Speaker 7: wrote her this letter was like I got you a
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  Speaker 7: plane ticket, but before you leave, put this in your
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  Speaker 7: butt and then go to Italy and drink the best one.
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  Speaker 2: How can you kick the But I don't know, but plugus?
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  Speaker 2: Is it long term?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me for you got it? So I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They're so I got one with a light on it,
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  Speaker 3: you know, so when the.
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  Speaker 6: When the butt plug is in your booty, it's constant pleasure.
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  Speaker 5: Well no, not, Well there's different sizes, so I in
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  Speaker 5: my mind I'm trying to imagine what size because the.
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  Speaker 4: Little ones okay, but I mean to feel his whole.
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  Speaker 5: That's just I can't imagine her with the big ones
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  Speaker 5: because some of them have the little tails sticking out
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  Speaker 5: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just it doesn't really do anything unless it vibrates.
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  Speaker 5: It's just kind of there, okay, So the pleasure is
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  Speaker 5: more going in and then like so it has to.
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  Speaker 6: Be emotion for it to really be so if you're
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  Speaker 6: just walking around your day to day.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know. I never walked around and kicked it,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm confused.
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  Speaker 7: Chilling, and unless she's just like turtle heading the butt plug.
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  Speaker 2: So you can take it out.
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  Speaker 4: Something is always on because it can't go all the
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  Speaker 4: way up. I thought it was winning your rectorm. It's
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  Speaker 4: a little but bullet and.
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  Speaker 6: It has a little cap on the outside, so don't get.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't go in there. So but I don't that's
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  Speaker 4: why I can't imagine. Maybe she thought she could absorb him.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she thought it's in my body. They won't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think I forgot it. Just put it in this
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  Speaker 4: forget you can't. Maybe she's like they now take it
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  Speaker 4: out of my but.
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  Speaker 1: They may take it out of butt. But then you
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  Speaker 1: I want to know the.
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  Speaker 3: Noise it makes? It does?
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  Speaker 4: It does? It does? It definitely does, because you have
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  Speaker 4: to understand.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like a little cone like it goes in
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  Speaker 5: and then it gets bigger, right, and then it gets
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  Speaker 5: smaller again.
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  Speaker 4: So then when you pull it out, it's going around
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  Speaker 4: the small niggle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so do your booty be staying open after?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 5: Not really, it kind of goes. I mean it's it's
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  Speaker 5: not the same size, that's what.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it goes.
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  Speaker 4: If it makes that noise like when you're using it.
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  Speaker 5: You just well, no, see you don't you do like
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  Speaker 5: beads if you want to come all the way and
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  Speaker 5: keep going back. And it's just supposed to be in there,
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  Speaker 5: so why you're doing whatever. It stays in there. It's
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  Speaker 5: not an in and out motion. It just stays in there.
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  Speaker 4: That's all. Like some of them like when I have
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  Speaker 4: the light show on it and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So so he gets to see the fireworks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like.
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  Speaker 4: A party in my as Yeah. Small you know, some
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  Speaker 4: people being the.
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  Speaker 2: Butts stink though, they do. So they took it out.
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  Speaker 2: It was like she was liked his bootyhole booty at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day.
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  Speaker 6: But you can never fully get in there and get
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  Speaker 6: everything out on the regularly.
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  Speaker 4: The fact, that's why I just want to how big
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  Speaker 4: this is.
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  Speaker 3: This is I'm a I'm an anal sex virgin, so.
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  Speaker 8: That virgin.
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  Speaker 2: I've never you't never dabbled toll.
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  Speaker 3: I tried, but the pain is it called I'm not
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  Speaker 3: doing that. Bailed out.
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  Speaker 4: You definitely have to have a certain side.
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  Speaker 7: Like me and my friends have it in a group
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  Speaker 7: chat and we're talking about the guys like he has
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  Speaker 7: a he has a butt sex penis. Yeah, some penis
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  Speaker 7: is coming butt sexies. Yeah, some penises cannot be but sex.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 3: So I should be flattered that I couldn't get in there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I've definitely seen I got ten.
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  Speaker 8: You can tell.
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  Speaker 4: We shared a room once and I accidentally seen that.
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  Speaker 5: He definitely cannot it definitely cannot.
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  Speaker 8: It's not.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't understand. I'd be on the road, guys. I've
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  Speaker 4: shared a lot of room.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember how it came out.
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  Speaker 2: Because because everything went down at the Bay Area, but
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  Speaker 2: very comedy. I didn't heard some stories.
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  Speaker 4: About that, but you have to understand me traveling.
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  Speaker 5: I'm very comfortable with my guy friends and so and
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  Speaker 5: I have a really good relationships with so.
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  Speaker 4: Me sharing room with him was never an issue. I've
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  Speaker 4: shared a room with half the male comedians.
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  Speaker 5: But by getting up in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 5: so you you know, you just and I don't be like, oh.
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  Speaker 7: Tony, I just like, yeah, I saw a comedian. Definitely
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  Speaker 7: comedians ass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 7: We were all hanging out the whole wow, we all
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  Speaker 7: had you know, and he and my friend liked each other.
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  Speaker 4: I was drinking, we all drinking.
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  Speaker 7: I fell asleep on the couch and I woke up
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  Speaker 7: to get my keys, getting ready to leave, and he
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  Speaker 7: was just standing in a refrigerator with a T shirt
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  Speaker 7: on his butt out and he was and he didn't
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  Speaker 7: turn around, thank god, but he was just like what
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  Speaker 7: he was like whatever, it's whatever, you know, niggas be drunk.
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  Speaker 7: And then I just left and I got him the
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  Speaker 7: next morning. He's just talking about the night. I said,
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  Speaker 7: do you not remember this morning? And he's like, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: He didn't know? He didn't know.
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  Speaker 7: I said, I saw your ass. He said, why would
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  Speaker 7: you see? He said, I knew I couldn't find a underwear.
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  Speaker 7: He said, he said, you saw me winning the poostyle.
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  Speaker 7: I said, yes, Brandon Brodie, I did see.
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  Speaker 2: Was no names that nobody listen what time his moody.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, I got.
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  Speaker 2: One time Tangerine spent the night.
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  Speaker 1: We was in Bear Black comedy competition and the hotels
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  Speaker 1: are scarce, scared, and the prices was outrageous and niggas
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  Speaker 1: did not have money at the hell me Nate Jackson
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  Speaker 1: my brother, and nigg was like, yeah, Tans gonna spend
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  Speaker 1: the night with us.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, who not us?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It was like, bro just don't tell your wives. Don't
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  Speaker 1: tell your girlfriends like Tangent's cool and she wasn't tripping
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  Speaker 1: when I tell you, I laid down on the corner
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  Speaker 1: of that bed. I had nothing to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no I had no money to go.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get on the hotel room like this is it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm facing the wall. Everything's fine. I'm on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't care what they don't tell or do tail.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you ain't never gonna find out a
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  Speaker 1: secret like this. I told him in the room. She's
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  Speaker 1: here now, I'm fully closed at my shoes, fully dressed.
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  Speaker 3: I got them football.
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  Speaker 2: But she knew much money we have. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: stayed there, we need have No, it was that under
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  Speaker 2: the bridge. I don't have. It was it was Nigga
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  Speaker 2: that was by the water.
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  Speaker 8: It was by the water.
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  Speaker 2: I know he was gonna hit for one eighty or something. Nigga.
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  Speaker 2: That money was spent. Everything was documented.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, it was not no money to be if
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  Speaker 1: you bombed. I got out the first night. I would
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  Speaker 1: have been. I would have just went home. If I
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  Speaker 1: known I wasn't gonna make it, at least could have
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  Speaker 1: saved the money on the on the on the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: But I had already paid for the whole time. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was gonna make it for the final because
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  Speaker 1: I made to the finals of Mindset. No, butN I
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  Speaker 1: tell you, I never bomb so hard.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one wh.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I did to act out with the water
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  Speaker 1: nothing no, nothing. They was looking at me like, didn't
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  Speaker 1: do that?
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  Speaker 2: Water got so cold.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking used to crash at Nates full band people.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, because I was already bombing, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: little do that. You know, Y'all'm not ready this little
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  Speaker 1: do that the last joke when I it's like when
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Captain Mary got thors happening, I gonna go eat. Really
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: that's what it felt like. But really Thantos came and
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  Speaker 1: so crap out of me. I dropped the hammer dog.
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  Speaker 2: It was so cold. I walked outside. I hit the
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  Speaker 2: door a hard. You know the door.
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  Speaker 8: You don't be funny.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody was on the other side of the.
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  Speaker 3: I'm suing you.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: They had told me to. They was like, heap a
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  Speaker 2: showcase set is not regular, bro. My first joke bomb.
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  Speaker 1: I remember Nigga seventy percent of the stuff I said
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  Speaker 1: that day, didn't worry.
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  Speaker 2: It came out like, hope I get to the finals
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  Speaker 2: because I ain't got no way home if I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Because the joke is was like I thought that one
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  Speaker 2: so original. Nigga did not know it twice Nigga and
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  Speaker 2: the judges seats was clear. I sath like that sow
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  Speaker 2: them right now.
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  Speaker 1: And I took the one off somebody's table which we
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  Speaker 1: used to kill these be like no, no, what the
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  Speaker 1: person was like.
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  Speaker 2: I was thirsty, so.
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  Speaker 8: Don't want.
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  Speaker 3: The person who was choking.
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  Speaker 2: I was never coming back. Never, I've never never done
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  Speaker 2: a showcase set, never competed.
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  Speaker 1: Since then, I went back to a listen, guys, here's
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  Speaker 1: what you need to do for you to I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you nothing about that stay.
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  Speaker 8: But I.
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  Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is the night before I had killed,
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  Speaker 1: they had like a little you know, pre show things.
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  Speaker 2: Eight comedians. Nobody in the audience with six people ahead
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  Speaker 2: of me had bomb.
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  Speaker 1: So they in the back like, yeah, many, it ain't working.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's saying that I go out there killed. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: going into my set like got If I don't make it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna have to live here.
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  Speaker 2: And it was so quiet it was people didn't even
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  Speaker 2: rechester that I went like she did. It was are
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  Speaker 2: you did you start.
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  Speaker 8: Herself?
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  Speaker 2: He started? He started joke, I never bombed out, especially.
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  Speaker 1: When all your peers are there. That's even worse bomb
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  Speaker 1: when Tony was there, Man, keep your distance. Thanksgiving to
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: the first year. I was telling jokes to the camera
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  Speaker 1: and we weren't lying. So I'm telling inside jokes about
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: publican pie talking over the people when I tell you
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: them niggas was like and I looked at was like, was.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Usually you do good?
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  Speaker 2: Literally it was like a spotlight. He was so clear,
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  Speaker 2: and I looked at Melissa.
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  Speaker 4: You should have grabbed somebody.
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  Speaker 8: Get out.
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  Speaker 1: The worst part I went over to the scaffolding. It
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  Speaker 1: might have been cam cam was on the camera.
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  Speaker 3: I I know I bombed.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I lean on the scaffolding, cam like you had to
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: move on. I thought he's gonna be like, it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I look up.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, can you get off? Can you get off this?
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  Speaker 2: He literally me like hey, you're you're you're you're shaking,
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  Speaker 2: Like hey, could you screwed over?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: And then I looked at Brandy and Brindan text me
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. I was just like.
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  Speaker 3: Everything looked at camera. Maybe you could just get on
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  Speaker 3: shaking the can.
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  Speaker 2: Your making? I want to get the people clear who
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: were telling the jokes that's going well?
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  Speaker 3: It was so painful.
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  Speaker 2: Bro oh not because I went to my previously year's closer.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is undefeated.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: It took his first al that day because it was
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  Speaker 1: a build up. You can't just pull it out of nowhere.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: That's the thing with the water joke like I usually
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: did that after fifteen twenty minutes. You can't just cut
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: to it and be like arned singers.
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  Speaker 8: So you.
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  Speaker 4: So you didn't learn nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I learned not to go into comedy competitions.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to be funny in three minutes
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  Speaker 2: five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It's tough.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Got to build us. You have to build.
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  Speaker 1: I learned that you have to build a showcase set right,
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  Speaker 1: And I just thought and that was what hurt me.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Nate used to be like bro, just rock out and
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I would do twelve, fifteen, sometimes twenty minutes. He never tripped,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: so I didn't really know what three to five minutes
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: even felt like the light came on and I hadn't
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: even had no laughs.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Good. I'm just like, damn, probably not gonna make it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: And then I still wait for them to call my name.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: They didn't, I know, they did not. That was the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: first show, first night. It was two more days left,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and I was just like, you stayed for the whole weekend. Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I went and watched the other people and I was like, oh,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: this is the showcase went through. I got everybody else
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I know? Was I good job?
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: It was a lot man, It was advance and they
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: was referring to my set in the little in the
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: little panels.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: It was this love.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you ain't going through advance passed.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: How many times you go once?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one time.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Now you went, you had twice.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: The second time you stayed with me because the first
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: time I was there with Lenny when you gave us that.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: I did it because Ran Davis.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because remember when I had broke up with Lenny
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: and he snuck into my had somebody sneak into my
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: room and we went in there.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: All the flowers was in there and we were like, yo,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: how did he get in here? We were scared that
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: year that Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what I did. Had the second go
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: around then.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I never went.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I know, I never won.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they was talking Bob something. I discovered Chris
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Tucker here and this is when I still feel like
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: this is gonna happen. L A, No, No, they took
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: my money.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: My money, I pay for that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: The whole thing was a lost.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I came back home to Washington, like, let me try
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: to choke again.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Kill He's like, man, it was just one little boy.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I still see those faces at night when I was
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: looking up like we hang on to them, We hang on.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I remember that everybody I ever had, I can't remember
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: years worth of show real comedian store blip.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I remember the fun stuff but the show but then bombs.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I could draw you a story.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Man the Bronx.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: What's your first worst bunker show?
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I would say Nate's Room only because I was headlining,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: and I went completely blank, and then I started giving
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: a concession speech like I'm glad this.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I've been waiting to get booed my whole life because
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: it was like I just started off on such.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: A high that I was like tonight to night and
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I went completely blank, and I was like, I'm just
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: glad this happened here with y'all. Y'all been my family support,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: and I just giving a speech how I'm thankful for
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I couldn't remember a single joke and I did.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I just comedians that everybody did well.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: We were because I usually killed back at Nate and
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I just can you. I was like, Nate, can you
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: just bring my notebook up here?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: And then so now we're going because now I'm not
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: in the rhythm, and they just like, so there's another
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: comedian in here, do you mind if they headline, like,
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: go up after you because nobody usually goes after the headlining.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: But I just felt stupid because it was everybody I
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: know this whole you know what I'm saying, and nothing
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: not one.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: And then now I'm trying to do jokes out there
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: but it's already done and I'm still.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: But not even in a funny way.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: And I'm and nothing would click even when I'm telling
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: the Joe.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I was just it was that hurt me. I almost
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: got beat up after a bomb.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: It was it was.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: And I was in Savannah, Georgia. I want to say
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: Sean Larkins was on the show. And it's a comedian
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: from Atlanta. I can't think of his name, but he
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: was on the show and they were like, beg coming
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: you comedians. It was not none of that in the comedy,
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: but they needed a black female. I go down there
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: and I didn't know no better. I'm just I'm talking
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: about all the fat women like I'm just making making
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: I'm making really bad fat joke, just up and just
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: talking big ship like I know how to fight.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: And I'm in Savannah, Georgia. Everybody plump and it was
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: just like actually it was, uh, it wasn't Savannah. It
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: was Valdosta.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: And so yeah, I'm talking about a small clubs like
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: in the parking lot but my little sister had come
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: with me.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: And then I remember one of the girls like stood
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: up and she was like shut your ass.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then her boyfriend saying something and I said
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: something back. I told everybody told you to shake like
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: a chicken wing. I was like, she gonna get a
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: chicken leg. I said, you're big on the top of
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: little on the bottle.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: And I heard about that, and.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, I gotta go.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: And I got off stage and like they was like
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: still cussing me out. They was like, bitch, will beat
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: your ass.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: And so my little sister, she's four eleven, she's like
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: she was funny, fuck y'all.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, bretty, be quiet.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: I go into the bathroom and I'm like I'm getting
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: ready to leave or whatever like, and then the comedian
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: who was holding I can not think of it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: He was in Atlanta Comic He's still around. He roasted
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: the ship out of me, and so yeah, yeah, and
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I'm six months into comedy. So I go into the bathroom.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I hear them come in. I get up on the stall.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: They're like, will drag her little ass.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: They was like in that still.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: On the stalls, like, oh, I'm looking through the crowd.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: She was in this we drag ass put her head
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: She clu yeah, and my sister and my sister was
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: just like still talking. So we ended up going out,
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: and I remember I went out to my car and
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: I cried. I cried so hard, and then she was like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: it's okay, bread, bread, and so we went inside and
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: I took a drink and then her boyfriend actually her
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: her boyfriend came over and they were like, you're still here,
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: We're gonna buy you a shot.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yees down, and she did, I have been gone.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I started my car on the stage.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: So there being there because like everybody walking past me,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: he don't roast the ship out of me.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: They walking past me like.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: They needed to get the comedy person.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: He didn't come up to me and said you know
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: what he said, that was real bad, he said, but
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: I respect you for still being here, and you're probably
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: gonna make it because you came back in.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: And then he was like you on a shot of
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Hennessy and I said yeah, And I was like.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: He was real though, yeah, if you can come back,
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: because there it that's a man.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: A lot of people would have just left I never
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: did comedy for the sixteen.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Years, and where right back in there like I had
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: just killed.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the other time I left, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I want to hear yours tonge you buy me for
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: r Yeah, okay. We were in Seattle. I was forming
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a coffee shop, bombing the whole sat again. I was like, man,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it's not going well. I had another joke or used
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: to tell about doodling on myself, and I was like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: grab the stool to tell it, like I'm about to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: get him right back. Sat it down, the chair exploding
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and I fell, legs went up, Mike hit the ground.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: They laughed so hard at the fall.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I got it like you roll over to the gotta
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: walked out the same type of door, walked down the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: street for like thirty minutes.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I was so I mean, the chair didn't stand it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I just plopped. Just knew it was gonna hold me that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: And you heard the laughing, you laugh, Oh my, they
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: was dying.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: It was twelve people standing up. They had not laughed
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: at all the whole time.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: So you just stopped yourself.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I left.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: You should have kept going, nigga, what am I gonna?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: So you ended on trying, did you angry?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Brandy? I just got up and walked back get the
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: better chance. And it was raining too, and I was
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, I love.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: How all your mombs are like, uh movies. I have
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: just glory is blonde people and there walking in the road.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Glorious.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Nothing is your the basic. When I bomb, it was
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: just legendary, legendary bombs.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I can hit with a chair like.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I just walked. I didn't pick up the mic. I
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: didn't put it back on the stands.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: It hurt too a little bit because I sat down,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I like hit my tailposts.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: That pain was.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah you, I had to roll to.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: My y you get up.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: The school just it was like it was made a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: paper machee. It'dn't even like hould me for a little bit.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: The mic fell out the world.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Dog.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: It happened so fast, It's felt like the slow motion.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: When I looked up there just like like the camera
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: was going to each person.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I felt like I was on the front. So angels.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Light and changes on their faces like a camp fires.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Get your lever's naked. That's why your real dad.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: Com why would you.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yell that out?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: He didn't want to be in.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't get paid, nigga because you road.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Money for you never kill you. It was like this,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: come back, Kevin, come back, want your money, your money.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: He was holding it like sticking out the top of
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: your money, Kevin. He was walking in the ring.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Start doing that run like Tina Turner did. The hotel.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: My name is camp, I need a room one night.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: My god is my wedding ring? You flee the microphone?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Would you tell the family when you got.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I might take a break for I took a break
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: for like four months after that how to evaluate life.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Because I was just like, man, this is not funny.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And they laughed at the like the explosion anybody. It
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: was just it was it was sunny to I was
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: performing the daytime.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: For some reason. It's always weird.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It was just weird man before Yeah, okay, I didn't
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: have the confidence. Yeah I was still he might have been.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Was in college at this time. A lot of moms
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: in college.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: You wasn't even the dad yet then, No, it was
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: you were okay, No.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: No I wasn't. That's when I start getting my good material.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When the kids, man, that was sad when they
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: grew up because this joke don't make sense no more.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: When your sons dip out on you, you got no material.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Get the material, cornball.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: When they were young, man, they just they were ripe
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: for standard materials, had all kinds of stuff.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Now they're just sit in the room and be like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: come on, get what you're doing.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: They were just watching them play video games on YouTube.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: You work with this. You can't work with this. My life,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: your life. I think material kids, I'm gonna start earning.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Y'all seen Real Special where he talked about his son
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: being on them, Yes, talking about him that ships.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Real Special is good.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: It's good.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: The I mean, I was on the floor when he.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Ain't never turned in a bad piece of standing.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Remind me I met Real when he used to jokes
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: to know some on Wednesday night in Chicago.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's original, being in the back of.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: The room like banging on the wall, having tears in
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: my eyes.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: And I just feel like comedy is kind of gotten
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: away from that, and that's like watching that was like.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: And I also went on the road with him when
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: he was working on some of this, but a lot
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: of it was.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: Just him freestyle and it was literally just him being
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: him and It's like the fact that he was able
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: to like body.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: That man, that's a good special was not written.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Because somebody had said something in the crowd and then
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: he just hit a hole.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: His whole like ability to do TV movies and stand up.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I'd be jealous, like not negative jous. I'd be like, bro,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: this dude still get to do and he still does specials.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: He'd be on the road when he ain't working. Then
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: you'll see me. One year he had like four or
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: five movies. He was it out thena was it was.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: He's always memorable always, even in Judas in the Black Messiah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That he wouldn't be.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Funny either, the one where nobody could see he was helding.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Have a big part of that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: But you'll never forget it, alright. Telling your bomb story,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Uh so my my my.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: First bomb was at the j Spot in Inglewood, Californa. Man.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: So you know, I started the comedy at the High House.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: It was like always a mixed audience racially, so I'm like,
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: but I want the.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: Blacks like I want my people, and I don't want
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: to know if I'm funny because the blast what you
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: mean telling Nigga off Man the spot and So I
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: go to j Spot for the first time, and you know,
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: I've been doing well.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, about to sock him in the mouth of
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: this here.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Went up there doing the materials, just doing it, just
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: straight into it. No crowd work, no you know, surroundings,
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: none of that. But then they was giving me bare minimum.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Man, all right. So I get off stage, take the
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: l and uh.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: The dude that was hosting Casper, he was like, Tony
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: looked like he just got out of jail, and just like.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I want to do. They like, look that was back there,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: just taking it, you know what I'm saying.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: So then I'm like, man, that was my first long Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I'm hitting up comedians like, man, what y'all do after
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: the lost? Man, you just got to get back up there,
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: you know when you write revenge revenge. I went to
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: the Jay's Flip with the Revenge of Mine. I went
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: up in there and strong the second time, Like, man,
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: I ain't taking no for now. So I went up
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: there and bombed on the second time.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: This time was absolute. The second time. You went out
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: to bad Man and I was House Party four with Immature.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I was Home Alone three. I was Scary Movie without
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the Waves.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Bro okay, So what was second time?
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: So the first time I was getting some laughs, so
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: it wasn't like a complete bomb. It was just like
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: they was giving me bear memoir. But that second time
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: I got.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Nothing and they will talk over your ship let me
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: tell you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they was.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: They gave me the sideways anyway, girls tonight? What's up with.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: The girl?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: He was sitting with. I heard, what's over tonight? What's
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: up with tonight? My god, tonight?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: What the audience?
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Nobody laughing?
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: And I can see the disconnected stages right here and
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: everybody right here, so you're right.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: And he tapped her shoulders so she could also be
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: pulled out of what I was doing. He was like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: what's up with what's with tonight? Is my material? Guys?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Off the stage? The double where tick?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Somebody else out anywhere?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: She was still hanging on. Let me give him see
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I forget that. What's up with tonight? Damn? What's over tonight?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Give me the full back? Don't give me the side.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: He gave me the side I was like.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, I.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: It is different going for like being in white comedy
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: clubs to trans because jokesing us is my black first experience,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: and I went in there just doing all my laugh
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: factory ship and they was and I it was it
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: was a showcase, but like it was like jfl Or Diona.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: It was somebody else showcase for a big, big thing.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: And I remember I had been trained to just do
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: my joke jokes, just no connection, just got it there,
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: running my ship three minutes, three to five minutes. And
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: then like in my head, I had visualized me killing
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: so hard that like I didn't realize that I didn't
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: kill so like when I got off stage, I was like,
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: somebody was like I think they was calling the server
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: and I high five, like.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: I thought when I was getting off stage, was.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Eliminated.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: He goes how you feel, Like, man, I feel.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: He was like okay, yeah, he was like man, you
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: He was like you real. He was like you you're
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  Speaker 7: real bold because you're still here. And I was like
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: why would I be?
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  Speaker 8: He was like, you just bomb And I was like, man.
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  Speaker 4: I went to my car and listen to my said
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  Speaker 4: it was.
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  Speaker 2: In my head I heard you was, yeah, you got
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: a laugh track going in your mother.
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  Speaker 8: I was roll. I was like maybe two or three.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: It was when.
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  Speaker 2: About the ship. I was like I'm gonna make it
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: sing with me that people were standing up giving me
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: how nobody stood up? And I had seen people.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, I ain't gonna stand like nobody stood up.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody?
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: It was like, I think he was going to the bathroom.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: She heard that on the playbound.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: Somebody had to tell you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: She was wanting the reality.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Your husband is dead, you man, we got kids, but
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  Speaker 3: your brother's dead. I did that's mad.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I just showing a lot of listen letter on South
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  Speaker 2: and there.
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  Speaker 4: Was nobody laughing, and I'm like, this can't be right.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: This sound.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: What where are my kids? There was everybody die. You
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: don't know, you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Don't exist.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: What do you mean your brother died in the first.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: How you feel great? Wild? How do you feel great?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I was the something he wanted. He wanted you to
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: know them that way.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: Gave up. I feel glad on with.
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  Speaker 4: Me and he was like, no, you need to go
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: listen to your.
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  Speaker 7: I went to my car in the middle of the
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: showcase and listened to that ship and I came back
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  Speaker 7: in and was like, now I see why people not
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: talking because I was like, they're jealous.
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  Speaker 3: Because.
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  Speaker 2: You know what Brandy fisher Man I'm telling because I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: would have let her have that.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: But I feel great, man. Nothing to get you a great.
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What you mean you got to put up to take
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: an l like that?
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: You are amazing because when you visualize something, That's why
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: I'm so good about. When you visualize something so much,
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: it's reality to you. And that reality was I got
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: a standing old people with high five of me and
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: I killed it and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, put my name on the You.
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  Speaker 2: Was already, You're already writing your name.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Was like, man, this girl right, he is reality.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: What came? Hey kid, you want to go to Hollywood?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: We gotta plan outside. You drusted in nineteen thirties, Hollywood
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: did come on away?
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: Come on?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: He hold his suspended, He got the can.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I got real, don't belong in the city like Chicago.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Your name along and.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at my friend and told you.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: What's up with tonight?
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: And that's really what happened.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Reality.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Said, Oh that's hilarious.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I having my bay thing. But I recognized in the
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: moment they were Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I was just like, dang, at least you connected.
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: People being like I'm gonna take the chicken tenders. There's
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: no interesting. I just wanted to prepare to say it.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be so quiet when it's.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Quiet, oh man, for sure.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: And the worst part is a.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Joke in your mind, trying out for the first time,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and you worked in your mind and it don't work
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: in real life.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You got is what it is, what it was, all right,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: before we go. I will ever forget that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Man, that's the high five. I'm still and I really
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: don't even know why they had their hand up.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I still.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: They might have been trying the Long Islands, you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: Know, somebody.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Really living in a different worlds telling people this girl,
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Bob and I was giving her a high five like.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Somebody they're not wearing. It was like, it's so that
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  Speaker 2: don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 8: Let me.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Man, Oh my gosh, all right, speak your poison by
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the six foot sea snake to death in a four
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  Speaker 1: foot deep pool, or be unable to walk in a
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: straight line. You know what, say the first one again,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: sea snake to death and a four foot deep pool,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: be unable to walk in a straight line?
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Snakes three times snake.
• 41:37
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• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I heard there was a Wells Penis.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I never heard that. Yeah, in lockness, though, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes they can swim into it. They get trapped in
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: the long.
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• 42:20
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  Speaker 1: on the Internet, you can look it up and somebody
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: else agrees with absolutely.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Whatever you think.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Coffee make you go blind, the dude said, and you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: can look up coffee make you go blind. And the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: next thing was like, coffee makes your eyesight great. Same
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: thing was just locking up, you can find whatever you're
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: looking for.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Somebody with you.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh so the six foot sea snake in the
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: four foot pool.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Or being able to be unable to walk in the
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: straight line.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I spent so much time in my earlier years being drunk.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I've got that ship down back, so I'm gonna just
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: go ahead.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And be like, I'm not fighting. I think I could
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: get along the rest of my life, never walking the
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: straight line.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean it's overrated because I might lose
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: that fight.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Right and I don't want to have to kill strong.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: And it's foot tall. That means the snakes as big
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: as I am. That means it's gonna be strong.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: And want to wrap around you and get you.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: So the real question is do you want to not
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: walk in a straight line or do you want or die?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, potentially die because I don't even know how you
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: kill a snake in water with no.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I would die.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna die. If it was a three ft snake
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: in water, I'm gonna die.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Like what do you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: To grab its head? Because I can't get you, but
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: it's kill it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Protect yourself is one thing, but you have to murder it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna get tired.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be struggling, so it's gonna be taking me
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: under the water and back up.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: And the snake is all muscle. All I'm not all muscle.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: You're not.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Some of these things just be.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like I was just sitting here. If you got
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: ahead and like trying to off in the neck to
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: get it off, I don't know. Do you want to
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: do all that just to walk straight.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Just give me this walk straight my whole life. I
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even people who can't walk straight, That's what I'm saying.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna take you straight now, just thinking that,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd be walking straight now, walk around.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I know when I walk in the airport, I never
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: walk in the straight line. I'll be vering. I'll be
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: looking at.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: How many steps doesn't count to walk in a straight line?
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: Is it like four?
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Because I could take four straight steps?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in turnigzag on the south.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Your phone will actually track out straight.
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: You walk really.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Asymmetry.
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: I don't tell you.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know how straight you actually want.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, these phones be doing too much.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: What's unhealthy about that?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Planning fast? I know that, I know that. All right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: we're done with this.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: There's another episode of Myselves on the Internet with great
• 44:56
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• 45:06
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• 45:08
  Speaker 1: to do this. All right, We'll see you next time.