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Airheads of the 21st Century · the zillennial cinephiles

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Speaker 1: Hi, and welcome back to those lineal Cinophiles with Jordan
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and Alexis.
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Speaker 2: This week we watched nineties movies. Oh, a good decade
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to be in. What movies did we watch?
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Speaker 3: We watched Airheads and Xenon Girl of the twenty first Century.
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Speaker 2: Wildly different picks, but just as chaotic.
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Speaker 3: I say, mm hmm, mine barely makes the nineties mark
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ninety nine.
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Speaker 2: I was thinking about that.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your release date because I
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want to know what month.
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Speaker 2: Well, what did we watch first? Jordan?
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Speaker 3: We watched Airheads my pick and I hit us with
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the synopsis. Oh man, yeah, I forgot about that me
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too until just now. So three guys in a band
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they want their single to play on a radio station
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really bad because they haven't gotten any shots, and so
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they go to a radio station. They accidentally hold them
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hostage and it turns into this big or deal to
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get their song played on the radio.
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Speaker 1: Perfect synopsis. I'll start out with the quick facts. Release
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date was August fifth, nineteen ninety four. We're right in
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the middle of the decade. Director was Michael Layman. Distributed
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by twentieth Century Fox. Budget was fifteen mil box office
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five million. Ooh, that's bad box office flop, but it
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became a cult classic at DVD rental store uh huh,
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rated PG thirteen and it is starring Brendan Frasier, Adam Sandler,
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and Steve Bushmi. And if you're ready, we can jump
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right into the movie.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 1: So the movie starts. We get our intro credits. Me personally,
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I thought they were very good. Intra credits, we get
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the song Born to Raise Hell.
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Speaker 3: They're fine. I didn't skip them.
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Speaker 1: Yes, that's how you know it's really good, guys. And
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then we are immediately introduced to the radio host Ian.
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I didn't write this down, but I think it's Ian.
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The Hawk is is like radio Moniker, and he's just
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talking on the radio a little bit. And then from
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there we get Chaz, who is walking through the radio station.
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He's being recognized by employees immediately, and you can already
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tell they don't like him. They're like, it's that guy
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in the delivery man costume.
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Speaker 2: Get rid of them.
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Speaker 1: And so he takes this demo to this music executive Jimmy,
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and he's like, listen, I need you to play. This
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gets so good, and he basically like turns them down immediately,
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he's like, you're gonna be like every other band ever.
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Speaker 2: We're not gonna do it.
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Speaker 1: You're not even sposed feed back here, get out, and
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so he gets kicked out of the radio station. The
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next thing we see is Chas at his apartment and
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his girlfriend's just getting home from work. He's being a bum,
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laying on the couch watching TV. She's had a bad
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day at work, and he's pretty immediately not a good boyfriend.
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Speaker 2: Didn't pay the rent.
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Speaker 1: He ruined her makeup on purpose also, which is crazy.
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Demeans her job whenever she's complaining about it, and then
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she ends up kicking him out because she's like, you suck.
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Your band is nothing, just the bomb, but you're not
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doing anything to help me. And he's pretty mad about it,
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but he's like, fine, I'm leaving.
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Speaker 2: I love her. Yeah, she's an icon, so pretty and
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a queen. It's so pretty. I want to be her.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Her hair, oh my god, don't even get me
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started on her hair.
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Speaker 3: M m.
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Speaker 1: So he moves in with his two bandmates, Pip and Rex,
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And it wasn't until this rewatch that I realized that
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they're brothers. I just did not pay attention.
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Speaker 2: Oh to those few little one.
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Speaker 1: Liners where they mentioned that that's funny. Their apartment is
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messy and gross.
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Speaker 2: I would not want to live there at all.
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Speaker 1: And you can tell that they do band practice there
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because that's their living room setup is the drums and
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the guitars, and the boys are wasting money on stupid things,
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one of these things being squirt guns that look like
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real guns, and we'll come back to those. I should
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also say the name of their band is the Lone Rangers,
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and that's gonna prove to be a problem for their band.
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The next we see of Ian, he is at a
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record release part for some new band called Sons of Thunder,
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And while he's prepping them up for the media and
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being like, yeah, this is the big new band, he
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is not a fan. He thinks that they sound like
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every other little rock band that's trying to make it.
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But he's just doing his job and he's like whatever, fine,
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And we're seeing some tension between him and some of
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the other little executives at the radio station. So the
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Lone Rangers have a plan to break into the radio
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station and play their single.
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Speaker 2: Pip's card to get in.
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Speaker 3: Somehow, it was his bank card, yeah, like a debit card.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that gets confiscated because they can't get in using that.
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But they eventually end up getting in because a girl
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like hits Pip when she opens the door mm hmm.
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Speaker 3: She wasn't expecting them, was not expecting them, and.
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Speaker 1: They were able to use that opportunity to allow them
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away inside of the station, and they successfully find Ian.
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He's in the sound, but he's on air whenever they
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get there, and they kind of sound dumb while they're
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confronting him. They don't realize they're on air.
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Speaker 2: That was fun, That was fine.
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Speaker 3: I was glad he didn't say anything like too bad
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at that part too, though.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was like the perfect amount of like embarrassing for
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the band mm hmm. And it's mostly just second embarrassment
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of like, oh, these dudes do not realize that we
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can hear everything they're saying, and like they're being trashed
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right now.
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Speaker 3: At first, I was confused because I didn't realize it
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was on air. I thought it was just being projected
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to the rest of the radio station, Oh, like an intercom, Yeah,
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And I was like, why is he doing that? And
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then I realized it was on the radio.
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Speaker 1: Well, while they're on air, another executive starts insulting Rex,
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and he took that very personally, and so he brought
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some of these toy guns with him to the radio
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station and decides, I'm gonna pull it out, threaten them
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and make them play our tape, and so they look
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like real guns. So obviously these men believe that they
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are being held hostage and threatened right now, and they're like,
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all we gotta do is play the tape.
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Speaker 2: That's fine.
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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they did not bring the right kind of tape,
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and so they take it to one of the workers
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to like fix it up and make it to where
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it's like a play because it has to be a
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cassette tape. I'm not sure what kind of tape they brought,
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but not the right one.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to call it an eight track, but
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it was like giant They had it into like a
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huge VCR sized box.
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Speaker 2: It might have been an eight track, was it? I
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don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'd have to look it up because I know eight
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tracks can't be played on like a regular cassette player.
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Speaker 2: Mmmm mmm. I didn't even think about that.
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Speaker 1: And this is also whenever we meet Doug Beach, who
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is an executive and he hides in a storage closet
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once he hears what is happening as the others are
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rounded up to be taken hostage.
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Speaker 2: In this radio station, m the demo.
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Speaker 1: It gets fried. Once they finally get it ready to play,
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it doesn't work. It like burns up.
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Speaker 2: The tape's dead, so they try to flee.
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Speaker 1: But once they make it outside, they realize they are
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surrounded by cops, and then they think that maybe the
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cops aren't there for them, silly, and since they can't
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get to their van, they decide, Okay, we're going all in.
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We're taking everyone hostage. We're gonna gather them up, make
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it to where we can see all of them. And
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then the cops surround the station and they begin negotiation,
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and the person in the station who's communicating with the
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cops for the band is Ian, and the band is
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beginning to panic. They don't know what to do, so
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Ian is trying to convince them to like let them go,
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but Chazz decides they got to try and get a
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new tape. There's another way to get a tape. They're
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already holding people hostage, might as well. They got to
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get that single played mm, and so he's like, somebody
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needs to get in contact with my girlfriend, Kayla, who
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just broke up with me. Meanwhile, we see Kayla listening to
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the tape in her car and an anger tosses that
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tape onto the street.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, I don't want this anymore. I want
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to mention.
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Speaker 3: I saw how her name was spelled in letterbox, but
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she looks like it would be spelled c ae La,
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and so that's how I wrote it down every time
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I mentioned her.
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Speaker 1: I've never met a Kayla in my life that spells
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it like that.
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Speaker 2: That is me either, but that's she gives.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you just think that up on
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your own or have you met somebody who spells klo
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like that?
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Speaker 3: I just thought that because she looks so cool, So
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she needed a cool way to spell her name.
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Speaker 2: That's so funny. She should have a cool way. Though.
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Speaker 1: Now this has started to become a media circus. There
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is a crowd that is beginning to gather outside of
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the radio station. Civilians are really enjoying this. They find
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this funny. They think it's cool.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
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Speaker 1: They don't really take this incident seriously, which as they shouldn't.
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But Chaz does try to go outside to talk to
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the cops a little bit, but then freaks out when
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they immediately target him, and then he says like, yo,
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go to my girlfriend find the tape, and then like
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that'll be fine, and then because of that, they released
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a hostage in good faith.
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Speaker 2: M hm.
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Speaker 1: Back to our friend Doug Beach. At this point, he
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has found his way through the air vents in the
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radio station, so he is spying a little bit on
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things that are going around. He's also freaking out, not
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how a good time, and he doesn't quite know what
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to do, but he's gathering intel. M m.
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Speaker 3: Things keep going wrong for him up there. Yes, I
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like when movies have that kind of subplot too.
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Speaker 2: It's funny.
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Speaker 1: Yes, and this was a good one to have because,
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as we'll see later in the movie, he provides a
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good in for the cops.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense that they know what's going on now.
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M hm.
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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Pip is not good at being a criminal. I
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will say the entire time, he has been the one
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most against this endeavor.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: But Rex decides he needs to give him a lesson
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because I think her name's Yvonne is the girl that
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they let go, and he's like, I'm gonna miss Yvonne.
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And he's like, no, stop talking to these people, stop
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making attachments, and so he kind of plays out how
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he should be acting and then he makes Pip do
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the same, but it is not until he's freaking out
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and then Pip follows that. Doug witnesses the scene, so
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he thinks that Rex and Pip are like being horrible
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to hostages, that they're screaming and threatening with the guns,
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because all he can see are Rex and Pep. But
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it's just them acting to get better. The situation is
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very much growing out of control. At this point, more
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cops are showing up. They're trying to take over the
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crime scene. It's not SWAT, but it is a higher
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level of cop.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like state police or something. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The main cop that was in charge, who is doing
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the negotiating and talking to everybody, he is being bumped down.
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It is no longer his crime scene, even though, like
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really it is just because this other cop is not
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helpful at all. The new cop that comes in to
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take over, a phone call comes from out of the station.
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It's Doug and so he's talking to Doug, and he's like,
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what's your deal?
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Speaker 2: What's going on?
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Speaker 1: And he says, listen, I'm in the Vince, what do
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you want me to do? I want to get out
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of here. There's some miscommunications Sucker that makes him think
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that Doug is a marine, and so he says, you
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are my.
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Speaker 2: Man on the inside now.
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Speaker 1: But what really ends up happening with these two is
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we just get a lot of family gossip between the
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cop and I get Doug as he's trying to tell
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him what's happening. And now the boy are beginning to
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have a lot of fun with it. They're kind of
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getting comfortable there. Now they're playing songs on the radio station.
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They're having ian DJing. They're like, we might as well
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keep the music going, you know, going through the merch. Yeah,
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we get a little montage with them just having a
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good time, and Pip is really getting along with one
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of the girls who works at the station. I think
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she's just like an assistant.
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Speaker 2: Answers the phones.
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Speaker 1: And now outside of the radio station, news vans are
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arriving to take over and cover the story. The cops
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are really upset about this. They don't want them there,
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but they can't stop them. So Pip and Susie while
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they're connecting, Chaz and Rex are hanging out with Ian
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and Milo. Milo is another one of the executives, and
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they're talking about modern rock and roll. They're talking about
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how like music is changing. Ian is starting to get
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cool with these guys. He's like, oh, I'm having good conversations.
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I appreciate, like what's happening. It's fine. And the cops,
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Officer Wilson, is the one who has been sent to
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search for Kayla, so he is running around this I
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think he was told to go to the strip to
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look for her, and he's just keeping an eye out
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for her, going into clubs, checking it out. And Ian
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finds out that the radio station is changing formats from
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rock and roll to soft rock, and the entire station
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is about to be restaffed, and the only person that
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knew about this was the other executive Milo.
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Speaker 2: Ian is not happy about this, guys mm hmm. So
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there's a big old fight. Ian and Milo have it out.
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Speaker 1: They end up tying him up to a chair because
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they're like, this guy sucks. He's about to change our
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favorite radio station. We don't like him. And Ian's like,
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if I'm gonna lose my job anyways, I might as
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well get in on all this and like have a
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last hoo row. And then Officer Wilson finds Kayla. She's
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at a club and he's like, you got to get
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down there. You got to take the tape to them,
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and she's like.
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that.
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Speaker 1: I hate them, blah blah blah blah. She says that
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she's not gonna get the tape. She's like, fuck you,
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I'm not gonna tell you where it's ad. I'm not
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going to give it to him, it doesn't matter. But
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then she hears Chaz on the radio station talking about her,
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and then she goes and she gets it's the tape,
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which is in rough shape. At this point, it's been
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ran over, it's been stepped.
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Speaker 2: On, peed on, peede on.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot has happened to this tape, which we've
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just seen in little snippets throughout the movie, and the
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Big Bad Cop has figured out that Chaz's real name
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is Chester, and he has also found his high school
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yearbook picture, so he is storing some information to use.
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Speaker 2: For later mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: Ian fully embracing the takeover now he's having such a
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great time, but the power is cut from the station,
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and they try to tempt the band out with an
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executive that they've sent to talk to him, but the
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band immediately sesses out that he is a cop.
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Speaker 2: He is not a real executive. He has opinions. That
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was funny.
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Speaker 1: There were a lot of letterbox reviews of I guess
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people who are rock and roll fans that were like,
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that was the best scene in the whole movie. Mm hmm,
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And I thought that was really funny. Chas goes out
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he's trying to get the power turned back on. They're like,
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we are not going to turn the power back on.
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But at this point, the entire crowd is like supporting
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this band and what they're doing, and so they kind
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of turn into a little bit of like a mob
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and they start chanting Rodney King, and the cops agree
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to bring the back the power because they're like, we
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are severely outnumbered with these civilians. We're not prepped for
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an angry mob. We're just gonna do it. It'll be fine.
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Speaker 3: They're even doing all of their requests, the things that
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they wrote down to claim insanity. It's filling the helmet
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with cottage.
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Speaker 2: Cheese getting a giant baby bottle. Yeah, that was funny.
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Speaker 1: The cops have been trying to fulfill a lot of
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requests that the band has been putting in, and the
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band has been asking for crazy things, and it gives
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to the point where the band is like.
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Speaker 2: Are we not going crazy enough? Like Ye're giving us everything.
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Speaker 1: But it is at this point whenever the original cop
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agrees to turn the power back on that the big
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bad cop is like, no, no, no, we're not gonna
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do that.
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Speaker 2: Do you want to know why?
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Speaker 1: Because this guy isn't real rock and roll. His name
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is Chester and he was a nerd and like this
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is his picture and he basically just.
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Speaker 2: Reveals like he's a poser.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so yes, it was given any white I'm a dork.
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Speaker 1: I literally was a nerd, thinking the same exact thing.
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Because the crowd does, they all begin to confess their nerdisms.
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Speaker 2: They're like, no, I'm a nerd too, It's fine.
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Speaker 1: I used to wear corduroy pants and I used to
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do this, and I used to do that, and so yeah,
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they just like all come together and they're like, you
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have to do it.
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Speaker 2: You have to turn the power back on and This.
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Speaker 1: Is when Kayla reunites with Chaz and then she runs
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into the radio station with them.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: Once she gives the tape to them, the band is
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mad because they're like, what happened to this tape?
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Speaker 2: Kayla?
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Speaker 1: And then her and Chaz have a little bit of
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a fight and they ruined the radio board, which is
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actually I can't believe they did that. That's a big
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expensive thing to break.
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Speaker 2: But whatever.
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Speaker 1: After their big fight, they do make up, and then
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we see Milo has escaped his storage closet and an
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escaped Tint and it is revealed to him that the
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guns are plastic, They're not real guns. Also, the guns
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are filled with hot sauce. I feel like I should
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say they spray people in the eyes with them. Our
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friend mister Beach has found his time. He's gonna get him.
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He's gonna free everybody.
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Speaker 2: It's fine.
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Speaker 1: But whenever he drops from the air vents, he drops
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the gun, it goes off in a panic. Everyone ducks
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the outside thinks the shooting is coming from inside. Inside
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thinks the shooting is coming from outside. And then Jimmy
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shows up, the first executive that they went to, and
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Jimmy wants to sign a contract deal with them. He's like, hey,
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I am so into this. You've created such a scene
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about this. I think we can make something work. But
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Chaz is like, so saus He's like, I don't know
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what's going on. You didn't want to sign us before.
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You haven't even heard our single yet?
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Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: And Milo is like, you guys should untime me and
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let me negotiate you for percentage because he's gonna try
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and rip you guys off. And they're like, we don't
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really know if we want to do that. But Ian
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is like, no, you should let him do it. But
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instead of ten percent, you're gonna give him five percent
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mm hmm, and he's not gonna be a little bitch. Basically,
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mylo negotiates for them. They end up making a deal,
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but right as they are about to sign, Chaz is like, wait, dude,
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you still haven't heard our single. What do you mean
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that you're interested in this? And they're like, we don't
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need to hear it, because like you guys as a unit,
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we like you guys, the vibe you're bringing, the energy,
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And so Chaz.
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Speaker 2: Is like, no, that's bullshit.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my music is the most important thing ever to me,
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you have to like my music. And so Jimmy gives
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new demands to the cops and.
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Speaker 2: They have an entire stage delivered.
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Speaker 1: Basically, the Lone Rangers can perform live and they can
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make a music video and that's gonna be their first
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hit basically. So they're super pumped about this. They like,
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fly this in on a helicopter. It's so funny, it's
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so like unbelievable.
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Speaker 2: So they fly in everything. It's super cool.
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Speaker 1: This crowd is pumped for it, and they get up
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there to start performing, but none of the amps are connected,
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so they're like, what the hell is happening. And then
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Jimmy and my lower are like, oh, you're gonna lip
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sync it well added up and post and they're like,
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we're not lip syncing. This is the thing they took
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most personal of the entire movie.
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Speaker 2: They're like, we're not lip syncing. Yeah, they're real musicians,
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real artists.
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Speaker 1: So they refuse to lip sync and they just start
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smashing up the stage. They start raging, and the crowd
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loves it. They're all in the audience like yeah, like
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this is so great. The next we see of them,
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they're performing in prison.
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Speaker 2: And is there. He is their manager.
18:27
Speaker 1: We are learning that they'll probably be out in three
18:29
to six months based on behavior, and they're already lining
18:32
up tour d eights deals. They've got good things going
18:36
on for them.
18:37
Speaker 3: I like that the girls were they're dancing. Also, I
18:41
behind a fence.
18:43
Speaker 1: I really like whenever Steve Mashini's hip thrusting the guitar
18:47
and Pip is like.
18:48
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
18:50
Speaker 1: And he's like what the crowd see all the men
18:52
and he's like mm hmm, maybe I should stop. But
18:57
once the credits roll, we learned that they served three months.
19:00
Their first album was Live in Prison, and it went
19:03
platinum three times, so they were a very successful band
19:07
after that.
19:08
Speaker 3: I liked that Ian was the manager.
19:11
Speaker 2: I loved that.
19:12
Speaker 3: Oh my god, when they were getting all buddy buddy
19:15
in the studio, I was like, they're gonna connect.
19:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:19
Speaker 1: That was watching Ian slowly be like, yeah, this is
19:23
actually the right decision was my favorite part of the
19:25
whole thing.
19:26
Speaker 2: I love the movie and that's Airheads. I really liked it.
19:32
Yeah you gave it four stars. Yeah.
19:35
Speaker 3: I don't remember my review, but I thought it was
19:39
really funny.
19:40
Speaker 2: Yours was something about a lot of one liners.
19:43
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think this is the first time that
19:46
your rating is higher than my rating.
19:48
Speaker 2: For my band.
19:50
Speaker 3: I know, when I first went on there, I was
19:51
like three and a half, and then I was like,
19:53
surely when she rewatches it, she'll give it higher, And
19:55
then you did it.
19:56
Speaker 1: It's definitely, in my opinion, a three and a half
20:00
positive movie.
20:01
Speaker 2: I love the movie.
20:02
Speaker 1: It's so good, it's so funny, but in the last
20:06
third of it, so much is happening that like you
20:09
can't really keep track of it all. Especially when I
20:12
was taking notes, I was like, I'm taking notes and
20:14
not having trouble keeping track of some things. There's just
20:17
a lot of little side plots going on, which all
20:20
of them are so funny, but a couple of them
20:22
could have been cut a little bit, and it's just
20:24
a stoner movie, you know, like it's not god that
20:26
much going, but it's so funny. Uh it's yeah, the
20:30
cast stacked mm hmm obsessed.
20:33
Speaker 3: One of the one liners I was thinking about when
20:35
I wrote my review was when they were just told
20:38
that they were all gonna be fired, and the girl
20:41
what's her name, Susan, Susie, Susie.
20:43
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, those blow jobs. It was so funny.
20:49
Speaker 1: It's like, Conic, I love you whenever her and Pip
20:52
are hooking up in Milo's office when he's tied up
20:56
and he goes in there and she's like.
20:57
Speaker 2: You should knock first. He was like what, Yeah, so funny.
21:04
Speaker 1: Also the running bit that Pip gets a lot of
21:06
ladies so funny.
21:07
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
21:08
Speaker 3: Well that will bring me into the things that I
21:10
wrote down perfect Pip crop top.
21:14
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler. That was awesome. This is the hottest Adam
21:17
Sandler has ever been.
21:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, though he does not give rock vibes to me.
21:22
That was my only issue. I was like, I can't
21:25
see him in a rock band.
21:27
Speaker 2: That's a valid call to make. I can agree with that.
21:29
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. And then I have Kayla. She looks like
21:32
Whitney Carson from Dancing.
21:34
Speaker 2: With the Stars. Oh, I could see that a little bit.
21:37
Speaker 1: I actually, very beginning like pulled up the cast because
21:40
I thought that she looked like I don't know the
21:41
actress's name.
21:42
Speaker 2: She's in scrubs.
21:44
Speaker 1: I'll show you a picture later, but there's an actress
21:46
in scrubs. It's like the one of the main actress,
21:47
the one that Zach braf dates in the show, mm hmm,
21:50
and I was like, Oh, is that like her young young?
21:53
Speaker 2: But no, it wasn't. She didn't have many other movies.
21:56
I was kind of bummed to see because she's good.
21:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the people coming to watch what was happening
22:01
outside the radio station would totally happen in real life.
22:04
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that was so viral. People will be obsessed
22:08
with that.
22:09
Speaker 3: M M.
22:10
Speaker 1: I feel like if it happened in a city like
22:11
New Orleans as well, this would be the city for
22:13
something like that to happen. We as a community would
22:16
be obsessed.
22:19
Speaker 3: Is that the guy from SVU, I couldn't place like
22:23
what I've seen him in. And I was like, he's
22:25
in some kind of cop show criminal Minds? Is it
22:29
Criminal mind for Ian?
22:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll talk about that a little bit more in
22:34
my segment.
22:36
Speaker 2: That's funny.
22:37
Speaker 3: And then I wrote down in the credits, like all
22:40
these people's names that kept popping up that I didn't
22:42
know was in this movie, like John Nelson and David Arquette,
22:45
And I was like, this is the earliest thing David
22:47
Arquette that I've seen him in.
22:49
Speaker 1: That's so funny because that perfectly transitions into my segment. Okay,
22:57
so my segment iconic actor I forgot we're in this movie.
23:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:03
Speaker 1: The first one ian Joe Montagna, I think is how
23:08
you say his name.
23:08
Speaker 2: He's in Criminal Minds. He's in a few other movies.
23:11
Speaker 1: He plays Agent Rossy and Criminal Minds and for those
23:13
of you who don't know, I love Criminal Minds and
23:17
he's just an icon and a king. So funny. My
23:20
next one Doug Beach. Do you recognize him at all?
23:23
Speaker 3: That was the guy in the events mm hmmmm mm.
23:26
Speaker 1: That is Michael Richards. He plays Kramer and Seinfeld.
23:30
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I can kind of picture them.
23:34
Speaker 1: As soon as I saw him, I was like, I
23:36
know what my segment's gonna be. So I was like,
23:38
I think there's a lot more Jimmy Wing. That's Judd
23:41
Nelson eighties brat Pack. We all know Judd Nelson.
23:44
Speaker 3: It took like twenty minutes into the movie and I
23:47
was like, wait, jud Nelson's supposed to be in this
23:49
I did not clock him as that first executive they talked.
23:52
Speaker 2: To, that sneaky little soul patch. Yeah, it like changes
23:57
his face. David Arquette as radio station worker.
24:02
Speaker 1: He was just like a little stoner that worked there.
24:04
The frosted tips were excellent on him.
24:07
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
24:08
Speaker 1: Our og cop who was doing the negotiations, that was
24:10
Ernie Hudson.
24:12
Speaker 2: He was a Ghostbuster mm hmm.
24:14
Speaker 1: Our other cop of SNL fame we have Chris Farley.
24:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:18
Speaker 3: I wondered if Adam was like, Hey, you should hire
24:21
my buddy, or if they just like both randomly got
24:24
hired for this movie.
24:25
Speaker 1: I feel like he probably campaigned for him a little bit.
24:29
I wonder how much he had, like the creation of
24:32
this movie. I don't know how early Adam Sandler was
24:34
making his own movies.
24:35
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
24:36
Speaker 1: If this is too early, well, I don't know. I
24:38
feel like he was pretty early. And then I have
24:40
one more surprise actor, which was very funny to me
24:44
because once I saw Ernie Hudson, I.
24:46
Speaker 2: Was like, is there another Ghostbuster in this? And there is.
24:50
Speaker 1: It's Harold Ramus and he is egone in the Ghostbusters
24:55
and he plays the executive who is actually the cop
24:58
who was sent up to the front door to negotiate
25:00
and be like, Oh, we're gonna give you a record deal, but.
25:03
Speaker 2: He's not actually an executive.
25:04
Speaker 3: Okay, So I saw Letterbox reviews, being like, there are
25:08
two Ghostbusters in this and I was like two, I
25:10
only knew one two Ghostbusters.
25:13
Speaker 2: Uh, that's sunny good. I love a stacked cast.
25:16
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things in the world, especially
25:18
when I don't remember because I think it's been two
25:20
years since I've watched this movie.
25:22
Speaker 2: The first time I watched it.
25:23
Speaker 1: I think was in college. Because it's not streaming anywhere.
25:27
You can't even rent it on Prime. I don't know
25:28
what's going on with that, but like the first Canyon rent,
25:31
it does not exist. Oh but if you google it,
25:34
people are like Airheads is being erased from existence.
25:37
Speaker 2: But I don't think that's true.
25:38
Speaker 1: I think the contracts run up and then like I think, whoever,
25:42
I guess twentieth century Fox, whoever holds those contracts, is
25:45
like iffy about it because whenever I watched it for
25:47
the first time in college, it hadn't been on streaming
25:49
in forever. And the reason I watched it was because
25:51
I saw on social media that people were like Airheads
25:54
is back, and then I was like, oh, I've been
25:56
wanting to watch that, and I ended up watching it.
25:58
But did you have any other thoughts you wanted to
26:00
discuss on the movie.
26:01
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
26:01
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a really good just like
26:03
put it on in the background. Not much brain thought
26:06
has to go into this movie.
26:07
Speaker 2: I really like that. Yeah, it was fun. I can
26:10
just watch it and enjoy. I want to.
26:12
Speaker 1: Watch Airheads high. I feel like it is a stoner movie.
26:15
I do need to watch it high at some point
26:16
mm hmm. I'll probably appreciate it at a much different
26:19
level at that point.
26:20
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah.
26:21
Speaker 1: I think it's a classic, definitely a cult classic. I
26:23
can't believe it did.
26:24
Speaker 2: That bad in the box office. Yeah, thank god for
26:27
video rental stores. Your movies never do bad too. I
26:30
know I've got good taste. Letterbox to then, Yeah, Letterbox.
26:40
Speaker 1: We've got a guy coming back. We haven't heard from
26:42
him in.
26:43
Speaker 2: A while, in so long. Oh my god.
26:47
Speaker 1: For Airheads we have and ed sheeran review. Let's hear
26:50
it four stars. He said, great cast and a really
26:54
good mongout comedy.
26:56
Speaker 3: Mongout is that a stoner thing? Or is that a
27:00
British word for something?
27:01
Speaker 1: British slang for becoming lazy, tired, or dazed, often while intoxicated.
27:06
Speaker 2: Okay.
27:08
Speaker 1: Mong is also used as derogatory offensive slur.
27:11
Speaker 2: Oh maybe not that one.
27:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what we're saying. So I think it's
27:16
just like a vegging movie, like your veging on the
27:18
couch chilling.
27:20
Speaker 2: It absolutely is.
27:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly a bedtime movie, scrolling on the phone movie,
27:26
perfect for that.
27:27
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, I'd cheer in. That was so nice to
27:29
hear from him. Yeah, it's been so long.
27:32
Speaker 3: I don't even know what our last one would have been,
27:34
like Ghostbusters or something. Maybe my first one. SoundCloud rappers
27:39
need to try this shit.
27:42
Speaker 2: They should my first one, hottest SNL movie. Ooh, that's good.
27:51
Speaker 3: I'm surprised it wasn't produced by Lord Michaels. He's got
27:54
a lot of sneaky things too, and this is right.
27:57
Speaker 2: Up his alley.
27:58
Speaker 3: Maybe like an executive producer. Maybe love to watch the
28:01
credits or something. My second one, mythical blunt rotation.
28:08
Speaker 1: Real.
28:10
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sad I didn't get that one.
28:13
They gave it three stars. They get it, they get it.
28:18
Speaker 1: My second one, my favorite one liner in the movie,
28:20
I don't want to go to jail.
28:22
Speaker 2: I'm fragile.
28:24
Speaker 3: I liked his character. It was very innocent and yeah, silly.
28:28
Speaker 2: I think my.
28:28
Speaker 1: Review was one of his quotes. M I think it
28:31
was the I don't want anything. I just don't want
28:33
to go to prison.
28:34
Speaker 2: Whenever they were writing the list of stuff.
28:36
Speaker 3: Hm, my last one me and the girls on a
28:39
Tuesday night.
28:43
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
28:45
Speaker 1: My last one is the hair, the slutty crop tops,
28:48
the himbos.
28:49
Speaker 2: What else could you want?
28:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was good. There are a lot of reviews
28:53
of the three guys. I didn't think Steve Buscemi was
28:56
that attractive in this, and he kind of scares me.
29:00
Speaker 1: Steve Ashimi is one of my hear me out, I
29:02
will confess, but he is a greasy little ratin Yeah,
29:09
he is the long, greasy hair, he's scrawny, like the
29:14
facial hair is kind of not doing it. I understand
29:16
that is some people's types, and I respect it is
29:19
all yours, but not conventionally mini segment here at the end.
29:27
If I were to go for one, it probably would.
29:29
Speaker 2: Have been Adam Sandler. If I had been hanging around
29:31
those guys, I'd have been like, yeah, I'd been one
29:34
of his girls that was falling for.
29:35
Speaker 3: Him and being like, yeah, okay, I would be in
29:39
his league. But like Brendan Frasier.
29:42
Speaker 2: I love him. His long hair is good. I'm not
29:45
in his league, though, No, you are, Jordan. You would
29:49
think you're so cool. I'd let Kayla have him. Yeah,
29:52
this is the only thing.
29:53
Speaker 1: That would suck is that Kayla would be his ex,
29:55
and like, having to compare yourself to Kayla would suck
29:57
all the time.
29:59
Speaker 2: She was cool. Yeah, but that's airheads.
30:03
Speaker 3: Yay.
30:08
Speaker 2: What movie did we watch next, Jordan?
30:11
Speaker 3: We watched Xenon, Girl of the twenty first Century.
30:15
Speaker 2: Woo take a forward in Time?
30:19
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, which twenty first century doesn't feel like it
30:22
would be like that crazy back.
30:24
Speaker 2: In ninety nine, but no, give me the synopsis.
30:27
Speaker 1: The synopsis is, there's this girl and her name is Xenon,
30:31
and she lives in like this space station that is
30:35
orbiting Earth with a bunch of other people scientists stuff.
30:39
Speaker 2: But there's also a bunch of kids her age. It's
30:40
like a little community.
30:42
Speaker 1: And she gets in trouble and so she is sent
30:45
to Earth. But what the people on the space station
30:48
don't know is that their lives are in danger, and
30:50
she is the only one who knows anything about how
30:52
to fix that, and so she has to get back up.
30:54
Speaker 2: There and save all of their lives.
30:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, with my facts now Yes. Released January twenty third,
31:04
nineteen ninety nine.
31:05
Speaker 2: Fresh ninety nine. Okay, okay, yep on Disney Channel.
31:09
Speaker 3: So we have another d com. I don't know what
31:11
our last d com was, though it was a while.
31:14
Speaker 2: I think it was the Halloween one.
31:16
Speaker 3: Oh Girl Versus Monster Dang that was a while ago.
31:21
It's written by Stu Krieger and directed by Kenneth Johnson,
31:25
and it's also based on the book of the same name.
31:29
Speaker 2: I did not know that. Maybe I did.
31:31
Speaker 3: Every time I watch it, I'm like, oh, yeah, it's
31:32
based on a book, but I totally forgot that.
31:35
Speaker 2: That's funny.
31:36
Speaker 3: It stars Kirsten Storms, Raven Simone, Stuart Penkin, Holly Fulger,
31:42
and I'm gonna add Protozoa because I love him. Philip Reese,
31:47
Yes and rated G and no budget or box office
31:51
I could find because it was released right on Disney Channel, but.
31:55
Speaker 2: It would have been stellar. M good one. Should we
32:02
get into it. Let's dive in.
32:04
Speaker 3: Okay, we start off. It's Monday, April eighteenth, twenty forty nine.
32:09
I fact checked that will be a Sunday, not Monday.
32:13
They weren't keeping track of leap years, I guess not
32:16
for this movie. And xenon'sweaking up for school though she
32:20
is late, which I think happens a lot, so she
32:23
has to kind of make her way through the space
32:26
station where she lives in her parents' work. She's been
32:29
there since she was five. She was born on Earth,
32:31
but now she's up there with them.
32:33
Speaker 2: She's thirteen. By the way.
32:35
Speaker 3: I don't know if you caught them in class with
32:37
the teacher said that Chelsea Clinton was the president.
32:40
Speaker 2: I literally wrote a note about that. That was so funny.
32:43
That was so funny. I said Clinton ref lmao.
32:47
Speaker 1: And then I went Chelsea Clinton because I realized it's
32:51
the daughter.
32:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:54
Speaker 3: I was like, would the parents even be alive?
32:57
Speaker 2: And forty nine? That was so funny. I cackled.
33:00
Speaker 1: And then I was like this, you have a daughter
33:01
named Chelsea Clinton? Or did they like make her up?
33:04
It's like, I don't know what fun that.
33:06
Speaker 2: That's funny.
33:07
Speaker 3: I have no idea who their kids are. I think
33:10
they just have a daughter just her. Oh okay, And
33:13
so you kind of see them in their classroom, but
33:16
you find out that Mike Robe, their band on Earth.
33:21
They are coming to the space station to perform the
33:23
first rock concert in space, and there's gonna be a
33:27
contest for all the people up there, so whoever wins
33:30
they get to dance on stage with him. I was
33:33
kind of unclear on what you actually had to do
33:35
to enter the contest, because like she made a replica
33:38
of him, but Nebula wrote something and so you just
33:42
entered however you wanted to enter.
33:44
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, did what you could. Also. Protozoa is
33:48
her celebrity crush.
33:49
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna call them a boy band even though
33:52
they're a rock band.
33:54
Speaker 1: They're for sure a boy band. We saw how those
33:56
girls were reacting to them.
33:58
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
33:59
Speaker 2: It's like five soft boy band, Uh huh.
34:02
Speaker 3: We also find out later that day that the man
34:05
who funds this space station up there, Wyndham, he is
34:08
coming up to the space station on Friday to just
34:12
like check on things and see if he's gonna give
34:14
them more funding. And everyone's like, xenon, you better be
34:17
on your best behavior, girl, because she gets into trouble,
34:20
she does whatever she wants to do.
34:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was kind of a little brat, but not
34:24
the worst brat. I've ever seen. Mm hmm.
34:27
Speaker 3: And so next day, a couple days, there's this big
34:31
thing happening in space with lights and stuff, and Xenon's like, hey, friends,
34:35
let's get up at four in the morning.
34:36
Speaker 2: We're gonna go check this out.
34:38
Speaker 3: And so they sneak down because one of her friends
34:40
has all the codes Dolly things because his dad works
34:43
in there. And so she gets the idea that she's
34:45
gonna go out in a space suit so she can
34:47
be out there in space looking at it.
34:49
Speaker 2: But she gets caught.
34:50
Speaker 3: Her dad catches her, she gets in trouble, and I
34:53
think she gets gomded here as well. And so Wyndham arrives.
34:57
Her parents are tasked with showing him around. She meets him,
35:01
but she gets a bad feeling about him, like the
35:04
vibes are not good for him or for his crony LUTs.
35:08
Speaker 2: And everyone else loved him. Mm hmm.
35:10
Speaker 3: They're like, he's so cool, this man gives us money.
35:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's real. Yeah.
35:15
Speaker 3: That night, she's digging around the like trash compactor because
35:18
she finds things and makes things from what she finds,
35:21
and she sees LUTs trying to get into the memory
35:24
bank and she accidentally makes noise and like interrupts his
35:27
plans to go in there, and so she tricks him
35:30
into walking her back upstairs so he can't go in
35:32
that night.
35:33
Speaker 2: That was clever.
35:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a little live stream kind of of
35:39
the contest winner announcement, and you find out that Xenon
35:43
one with her replica of Protozoa, so she's gonna get
35:47
to be able to dance on stage with him.
35:49
Speaker 2: Yay.
35:50
Speaker 3: Xenon gets that same friend who got them into the
35:54
off limits section to do this space suit stuff. She
35:59
gets the code to go into the memory bank to
36:01
wait for Lutz the next night so she could see
36:04
what he's gonna do. And when he goes in there,
36:06
he puts like this little metal disk into the computer
36:09
and types on codes and stuff. So she sees him
36:13
and then he walks out. He accidentally drops it on
36:16
the ground, but he doesn't know that.
36:17
Speaker 2: He drops it. We just see that. What an idiot. Yeah,
36:21
I don't know how you just don't realize that. But okay.
36:23
Speaker 3: When she tries to get add in the memory bank,
36:25
Thad her codes all erase from her hands, so the
36:28
alarms go off and Commander Plank catches her and she
36:32
gets really in trouble here.
36:35
Speaker 1: That kid who's given her the codes, he needs to
36:37
get in trouble man, like.
36:38
Speaker 2: None of that pump. And if he didn't give them
36:40
away like that, I know, how does he not get caught?
36:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, and his dad should get in trouble for giving
36:46
his kid access to the codes.
36:48
Speaker 3: I think he just sneaks and finds them because he's
36:51
a computer guy. He has that little tablet thing though,
36:53
but he like hacks stuff. Oh okay, I think him
36:56
and the other guy on Earth are supposed to be
36:58
like the same person, but one on someone on some face.
37:02
Speaker 2: That was funny.
37:05
Speaker 3: So this is when her parents decide they're gonna send
37:08
her to Earth with her aunt and not come back
37:11
for a while until they decide.
37:13
Speaker 2: They don't tell her how long.
37:14
Speaker 3: They unfortunately sent her down with Windham and LUTs because like,
37:19
that's the ship that's going back to Earth.
37:21
Speaker 2: That was so mean of them.
37:22
Speaker 3: Before she gets on the space shuttle, her bestie Nebula
37:27
gives her this earring that she made because she found
37:29
this little disc on the ground, and earlier in the
37:31
movie she had had other jewelry stuff of those discs,
37:35
and so she made an earring, gave it to Xenon
37:37
as like going away present. So Xenon is wearing it
37:40
as an ear ring when they get to Earth and
37:42
Lutz sees it in her ear as she goes to
37:46
walk off to find her aunt, and so he's like, crap,
37:49
that's mine.
37:50
Speaker 2: I need that back right now. Also, she like.
37:53
Speaker 1: Thinks the Earth is this super overpopulated, super sick discuss
38:00
She thinks.
38:00
Speaker 2: That the entirety of Earth is like a third World country. Yeah,
38:04
it's like cool, they have like spaceships.
38:06
Speaker 1: But we've got like twenty years to get there now
38:08
to match up with his Xenon.
38:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, just about that's funny.
38:12
Speaker 3: Ooh wait till that day comes and then everyone watches Xemon.
38:16
Speaker 2: They better.
38:17
Speaker 3: I kept writing down where are they on Earth? Because
38:21
at first I thought they were sent to Florida. It
38:22
was giving Florida vibes, and then you see the mountains
38:25
at Margie's house and so I was like, that's not Florida.
38:30
Speaker 1: There was no evidence to point towards it, but I
38:31
thought Australia.
38:34
Speaker 2: They're all American.
38:35
Speaker 3: But I was like, land wise, Australia's made sense to me.
38:41
Land wise, Australia does make sense I looked up where
38:44
it was filmed. It was filmed in Vancouver, So I'm
38:48
gonna have to go with Vancouver. That's so funny, which
38:52
shame on me for not even thinking of Canada. I'm like,
38:55
it's America, true. And so she gets to Earth. Her
39:02
aunt picks her up. There are three punch buggies in
39:05
the background of this scene.
39:08
Speaker 2: That is the car of Earth.
39:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the Car of Earth. I was like, Okay,
39:12
I see who sponsored this movie. She meets Margie. They
39:16
kind of have like a queen off. They're kind of
39:18
getting at each other. Yeah, they definitely match their vibe.
39:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:24
Speaker 3: She's really sad that she's there. She has to go
39:27
to public school. She doesn't know how to do anything
39:29
at this school. She's setting stuff on fire, doesn't know
39:32
how to swim. Bad vibes all around. And then when
39:36
she gets home from that first day of school, her
39:39
room has been ransacked. Nothing else in her aunt's house,
39:42
just her room.
39:43
Speaker 1: M hm.
39:44
Speaker 3: He obviously does not find the disc since it's still
39:46
on her She goes on like a little date with Greg,
39:49
her Earth crush Greg. They ride horses and she gets
39:55
to experience the rain, which she kind of remembered from
39:58
when she was a kid.
40:00
Speaker 2: She rides a bike. Did know how to do that?
40:02
I wrote down.
40:03
Speaker 1: He's pretty good at romancing her bad date was kind
40:06
of magical. I was like, I would go on this date.
40:09
He knew what to do, he knew where to take her,
40:10
he knew what activities to participate.
40:12
Speaker 2: It was really fun.
40:14
Speaker 3: It's like he was written by a woman, but this
40:16
was written by a man.
40:17
Speaker 2: Boo.
40:19
Speaker 3: I think she sees LUTs when they're on that date.
40:22
They're at the restaurant and she sees him and she's like,
40:24
oh no, this man's following me. Why is he following me?
40:27
And Greg, that's smarty pants. He's like, were you wearing
40:30
that ear ring you came down here? And she's like yeah,
40:33
and he's like I think he wants that. And she's like, oh,
40:35
what if this is the disc So they're putting two
40:38
and two together.
40:39
Speaker 2: Now Greg doing all the heavy lifting. Uh huh.
40:43
Speaker 3: And then he somehow hacks into the memory bank of
40:46
Wincom and finds out that that company is broke and
40:52
the money, the five million or fifty million dollars that
40:56
he promised the space station does not exist. And so
41:00
he had a whole plan going on with this little
41:03
disc that we will find out in a second. So
41:07
she puts it into their friend's computer Andrew is his name.
41:11
It's a nanovirus. It like ruins his computer. So they
41:15
realize that let's put this into the space station to
41:19
basically shut it all down, and so it would like
41:22
fall to Earth or just float through space. But everyone
41:25
on the space station's gonna die when it shuts down.
41:28
So she's like, oh my god, I need to save
41:29
all these people. She's trying to tell her parents that
41:33
the bad vibes she got from this man are true,
41:35
but nobody believes.
41:36
Speaker 2: Her, won't even give her a chance.
41:38
Speaker 3: No, she like kind of told her aunt, but her
41:40
Anne didn't really know what was happening. She even tells
41:43
her parents. She's like, are things shutting down right now?
41:46
And the parents are like, no, everything's fine. And then
41:48
when they hang up the phone, the mom says, how
41:50
did she know that things are shutting down up here?
41:52
And so I'm like, you still don't believe your daughter
41:54
that something's going on? Whatever it's because she's thirteen. Yeah,
41:58
And so the friend on Earth, he comes up with
42:02
like an undo disc to reverse the effects of the nanovirus,
42:07
and so she's like, I gotta get up there immediately.
42:10
Speaker 2: It's crunch time. She has to find her way up there.
42:13
Speaker 3: She meets up with Lutz and agrees to give him
42:17
the disc and she's like, but you have to get
42:19
me back on a flight back up to the space station.
42:22
He's like, yeah, totally girl. So she gives him the
42:24
disc and he's like, I'm not doing that.
42:27
Speaker 2: I'm a liar. Peace out.
42:28
Speaker 3: And it's fine because she made like a bunch of discs.
42:31
So it's a fake one and I think she put
42:33
like her own little funny virus on there. So when
42:36
he goes to check it, he realizes it's not the
42:38
real thing. And then this is when she calls Nebula
42:41
and is like, Hey, I need y'all to tell me
42:44
when the cargo schedule is so I can get on
42:46
a cargo ship back up to the space station. Until
42:49
all that stuff happens, and it was that night, but
42:52
they miss it.
42:53
Speaker 2: That's where we see our next bug. Yeah, and it
42:56
like auto drives yeah.
42:59
Speaker 3: And so so Margie actually gives her the idea to
43:03
fly up with Microbe because they're gonna be going I
43:06
think it's the next day now, and she's like, oh,
43:09
you're a genius. And so we're finally introduced to Protozoa. Yay,
43:15
I love him.
43:16
Speaker 2: They're doing a little press conference.
43:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're doing a press conference to be like this
43:22
is the first rock band going up into space. Here
43:25
they are, So they're introduced them. She goes backstage and
43:28
is like, hey, I'm your contest winner. I need to
43:30
get up there, and he's like, I got you, girl,
43:33
come with us, get on that ship. Her aunt now
43:37
is like where is Xinon because Xenon left this note
43:40
telling her like I just have things I need to do,
43:43
and so she races to the wind Calm area, which
43:47
is where it's happening, and she's like, where is my
43:50
niece and she says, wherever Protozoa is, that's where Xenoon
43:54
will be, all three of them and Judy Windham, and
43:57
let's get on that's the spaceship as well to get
44:01
up there. But as soon as they get up there,
44:03
Zenon basically like locks them in a little closet and
44:06
they're like we need to leave immediately. They need to
44:10
get that disc and head out because they've got fifteen
44:13
minutes before the whole space station shuts down completely.
44:16
Speaker 2: Which those little space jets did not fly fast.
44:20
Speaker 1: So now the way we're supposed to believe that they
44:23
got up there that fast, it's like it's not even
44:25
like they start out slow and then it shows up
44:27
shooting off.
44:28
Speaker 2: It's like a gradual like yeah, it's so funny.
44:35
Speaker 3: Okay, they're all up on the space station. Everyone's running
44:38
around because things are about to fail. The two guys
44:43
they're not getting that disc. They're like, let's refuel jet
44:46
out of here, and the ladies like, you have to
44:48
calm down. We need to cool down, and.
44:49
Speaker 2: We need to refuel. So this is happening right now.
44:52
So they're stuck there. Her parents still don't really believe her.
44:56
No one does. It's crazy.
44:58
Speaker 1: Literally, the thing is falling apart around and they're like no.
45:01
Speaker 3: But she runs into a Commander Plank, her and her
45:04
aunt and there's like a little love at first sight
45:06
moment between Aunt Judy and Commander Plank, and he's like,
45:11
take her to jail, take her to my office. She's
45:13
not supposed to be here. But her bestI Nebula, and
45:17
their friends break them out. They race to the memory
45:20
bank since she puts in her undue disc basically, and
45:25
she's like, I need to remember this code. Total system failure.
45:29
In thirty seconds. She doesn't remember the code. Total system failure.
45:32
In twenty seconds, she doesn't remember the code. Goes all
45:35
the way down to ten seconds, and then you get
45:37
like one second left and she remembers, and like everything
45:40
shuts off, and then like five seconds later, everything comes
45:42
back on and she saved it. Everything's good, the undue
45:46
disc works.
45:47
Speaker 2: No way, they didn't die in real life. I know,
45:51
suspended a lot of my.
45:52
Speaker 1: Belief for this movie because I was like, dcom space,
45:56
they didn't have the money for all that, you know,
45:59
right good this one. I was like, the system can't
46:02
shut down at all the pressure, their heads will explode.
46:06
Speaker 2: Can't be doing that. Mm hmmm, movie magic. So yay,
46:13
Xenon saved the day.
46:14
Speaker 3: Everyone finally believes her because she's just saved everybody's lives,
46:18
and then we basically cut to the concert. Microbe is performing.
46:24
Speaker 2: Dumbis on Omatic.
46:25
Speaker 3: Xenon does not get up on stage. She sends her
46:28
bestI Nebula instead, and so they sing Supernova Girl, My
46:34
Supernova Girl.
46:36
Speaker 2: That was a bop. Uh. It is a bop. It's
46:39
so good, make my Hot go Boom boom.
46:44
Speaker 3: It's not on Spotify unfortunately, rip M. And so the
46:49
movie ends with them performing first rock concert in space
46:53
and everything saved excess.
46:58
Speaker 2: But what about Greg.
47:00
Speaker 3: Oh, she's like facetiming Greg during the concert. You never
47:04
see that man again. I was about to say, I
47:05
need the spoiler is here in the movie too.
47:08
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
47:10
Speaker 3: Okay, Margie, I think, is the only one from the
47:13
first one in the second one of the Earth friend okay,
47:16
girl and Raven Simone's not in it either.
47:19
Speaker 2: I saw that. I was looking at the posters third one. Oh,
47:22
she's in the third one. Okay.
47:24
Speaker 1: Very funny was the difference in attire on the space
47:26
station versus on Earth. People wearing normal clothes and they
47:29
had funky fashion up in space, which I was like,
47:32
that probably would be true. You know, they have their
47:34
own little community up there. M. The funniest thing I
47:37
found was like, you know, they all have space themed
47:39
names up in space, and Xena and she's not born
47:43
in space, so why did they name her that?
47:46
Speaker 2: They were just so obsessed with space.
47:50
Speaker 1: Because she was like one of the only kids who
47:51
wasn't born on that little space station because they were like, oh,
47:54
you just moved up here when you were five, though,
47:55
what do you remember about her?
47:57
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
47:57
Speaker 1: I thought that was so funny. I was like, why
47:59
is your xenon You weren't born there? Like maybe she
48:04
changed her name. That was so funny, I had that's funny.
48:09
I never thought about that. Yeah, and then Raven Simone's
48:13
hair was so cute, the little pigtails with the twirls.
48:16
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with her in the whole movie. She
48:18
killed it.
48:19
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, I want my own little disc earring.
48:22
Speaker 1: That would be I honestly, that would be a good
48:24
Halloween costume Xinon. True, she would be a really cool
48:29
Halloween costume.
48:31
Speaker 2: They mentioned twenty twenty five at some point they do, yeah,
48:35
they do. They mention it. It's towards the beginning. Hmmm.
48:38
I could look up the script real quick. Okay, I
48:40
will say. All I put was twenty twenty five. Question
48:42
more exclamation point, question mark, exclamation point. Wow, Okay, I
48:47
found it. Okay, what did they say?
48:48
Speaker 3: It's when they find out microbes coming, and the three
48:51
girls are like microbes coming, Microbe. They're about as Thermo
48:55
as some band from back in twenty twenty five, the
48:58
one that boy says.
48:59
Speaker 2: That exactly what they said. That was so funny.
49:02
Speaker 1: I loved that way. I was like scrambling for my
49:06
notebook because I think I had it.
49:07
Speaker 2: Next week. I was like kind of locked into the
49:09
movie and I was like, wait, what did you say?
49:11
And so I just wrote twent five that's fun.
49:15
Speaker 1: I also said if I took a shot every time
49:18
they said major slash minor yeah, overused terminology in the movie.
49:23
I understood they were trying to make space slang happen,
49:26
but too much of the major miner.
49:28
Speaker 3: I wonder how they thought of all those fun words,
49:31
like we would never say that now, yeah, never.
49:34
Speaker 2: Oh, I liked it whenever they would say can we
49:36
scrub this? I don't know why.
49:37
Speaker 1: I thought that terminology was really funny. Oh, there were
49:42
action packers.
49:43
Speaker 2: Did you see them?
49:44
Speaker 3: Were they like to phase two ones?
49:46
Speaker 2: Yeah? And they had like the big yellow handles, you know, the.
49:48
Speaker 3: Yellow Okay, yeah, I do remember that.
49:51
Speaker 2: I saw that. I was like, I wonder if she
49:53
noticed the bugs were really funny.
49:58
Speaker 3: After the third one in that one scene, I was like,
50:00
I have to count them.
50:03
Speaker 1: And then the last thing whenever she sneaks out to
50:06
go to her space walk. I laughed so hard. She's
50:09
like standing in that little room.
50:10
Speaker 2: Where I guess, like it's like the pressurization room before
50:12
you can go back.
50:13
Speaker 1: The door's open, so she's in space at this point,
50:16
but she still has gravity locking her down to the thing.
50:20
And she turns around like on her feet and steps
50:22
and waves at them and then turns back around and
50:25
then jumps out into space. And I thought that was
50:27
so funny because I was like, cool, so she still
50:30
got gravity in that little room and then she jumped
50:34
out and I that cracked me up.
50:36
Speaker 2: The little shuffle around to be like hi guys, mm hmm.
50:40
Speaker 1: But I gave it three and a half stars, three
50:42
and a half positive. I think my review was this
50:45
is pretty stellar.
50:46
Speaker 2: Also, this is a movie I want to watch when
50:48
I'm high. I think this one would be oh, very fun.
50:51
Speaker 1: I think stoners could get into it. First of all,
50:55
the slang stellar major mind, like that's so good for
51:01
stoner culture, and it's just like, yeah, it was silly
51:05
and like all the best ways I liked. Also, those
51:08
little cgi rats that were like in that little globe
51:11
that her parents were working on. Yeah, it had a
51:13
lot of little fun, little knickknack stuff in it, and
51:16
I liked.
51:17
Speaker 2: That that's fun. Yes, good movie, good movie. I gave
51:20
it four stars. I think respect it. I respect it valid.
51:25
Should we do my segment? Yes? I have a zenas
51:33
slipitis count.
51:35
Speaker 1: Whenever they were saying that Isabelle, she was walking pie.
51:39
She thought they were saying penis.
51:40
Speaker 2: And she was like, who keeps saying that? Isn't that
51:42
a kid's food?
51:43
Speaker 3: I was like, slipitis And then she was like, mm hmm,
51:48
that's funny.
51:48
Speaker 2: It was funny.
51:50
Speaker 3: So I'm going to give you what it actually is.
51:53
And then I'm gonna tell you the number that I
51:55
counted while I was watching it.
51:57
Speaker 2: Okay, because they're different, Hi.
52:00
Speaker 3: It's high. So they say it twelve times, okay, okay,
52:04
and she's not the only one who says it. I
52:05
didn't count each time, but I only caught seven of them.
52:09
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
52:11
Speaker 3: And so when I do counts like that, I want
52:12
to like double check that I got the correct amount.
52:15
And so when I looked up the script and I
52:16
found twelve, I was like, there's no way, But they
52:20
really do say it that many times.
52:22
Speaker 1: That happened to me once when I was doing account
52:24
I don't remember what movie it was. Oh, I think
52:28
it was the Happiest Millionaire. I was doing counts for.
52:31
Speaker 2: Oh, what does he say? Oh? Blasted it?
52:34
Speaker 1: I thought because I had that, he said, oh blasted
52:36
or blasted And I was like, oh, I think I
52:38
got them all.
52:38
Speaker 2: And then I went to the script and I went
52:40
did not get them all? Uh huh? I was like,
52:44
geez Zidis Lapidis. Yeah.
52:46
Speaker 1: They were really trying to get some new slang going,
52:48
like Disney was testing their power there.
52:50
Speaker 2: They were like, you think we could we could do
52:52
it because.
52:53
Speaker 1: There's so much new slang, because it's not even like
52:55
there's like one or two things in the movie that's like,
52:57
oh yeah that makes sense, like those are they're little
52:59
space things?
52:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, but everything. They had it for everything.
53:02
Speaker 3: I think she continues to say it in the second
53:04
one too, but I think there's another thing that she
53:06
says interesting.
53:08
Speaker 2: Uh that's so funny. Yeah. That was my least favorite
53:11
of the space slang. Ah.
53:14
Speaker 1: My favorite was scrub it? Can we just scrub that?
53:17
I feel like they were annoyed every time and I
53:18
said it, so I guess that's why I found it
53:19
extra funny. I've already did mat you Minor. There was
53:22
so much major, way more than minor. M But yeah,
53:26
they had some fun slang going on there. Yeah, they
53:28
really liked building up that little community.
53:34
Speaker 2: Should we do letterboxed? Yes, letterbox.
53:41
Speaker 1: My first one is the original super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl.
53:47
Speaker 2: That's good. I like that one.
53:52
Speaker 3: My first one needs Supernova Girl to play at the
53:55
club tvh.
53:57
Speaker 2: Real, I would go hard for that.
53:59
Speaker 3: You know, when they do, like do those Disney nights
54:01
when they come around like touring, I wonder if they
54:03
play this song, they better mentioned the xeno and stuff.
54:07
Speaker 1: Because that would be an iconic callback. And I bet
54:09
you could request it because I did a one direction
54:11
versus Jonas Brother's Night one time and he took requests.
54:14
Speaker 2: Okay.
54:15
Speaker 1: My second one is Zoom Zoom Zoom goes pretty hard.
54:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
54:22
Speaker 3: My second one saving every outfit on Pinterest.
54:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:26
Speaker 1: My last one, Aunt Judy is forever an icon.
54:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:31
Speaker 3: She reminded me a lot of Lisa Kudro.
54:34
Speaker 2: Ugh. Yeah, that's a good pool. That's a good pool.
54:36
M hm.
54:38
Speaker 3: My last one, this is the future. I was promised.
54:41
Speaker 2: Ugh, I know. I was sad that the two thousands
54:43
are not beginning to look like that.
54:46
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think it'll ever look like that in
54:49
our lifetime.
54:50
Speaker 1: No, I think the world will collapse before it looks
54:53
like that. Yeah, on Fortue, hopefully in not our lifetime.
54:57
Speaker 2: Good movie. Hey, will you watch the other two?
55:02
Speaker 1: I think so well. I think I'll watch the second one.
55:04
I don't know if I'll watch the third one depends
55:06
on how good the second one is.
55:07
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, this was a good week. Hmm. What movies
55:11
are we watching next week?
55:13
Speaker 3: Jordan, we're watching random movies. Yes, we're gonna watch lol
55:20
in Hoodwinked.
55:21
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55:24
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55:49
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55:52
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55:54
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55:56
Speaker 2: Dang, you don't want that, and everyone's gonna blame you.
56:00
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