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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 22nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Woody. Well, today is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 6: It is September the 22nd, 2026. Hello and welcome. My
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  Speaker 6: name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. There's Menace.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: We got Gina Grad. Sea Bass is here. We got Sammy. Hey.
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  Speaker 6: There is Jeff G. Morgan on the job today. We
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  Speaker 6: got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 4: We got Bort. We got Menji.
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  Speaker 6: Phones are open.
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  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 6: Today, September 22nd, it is, let's see, Dear Diary Day, Greg.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, your favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Dear Journal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Journal, Diary.
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  Speaker 3: There's no difference.
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  Speaker 4: They're basically the same.
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  Speaker 6: Today is World Car Free Day.
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  Speaker 4: No, thanks.
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  Speaker 5: Take a walk.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, there are certain places that you can live.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you don't need the car.
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  Speaker 6: In fact, you probably use it so little that it
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  Speaker 6: would just cost you way more than you ever get
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  Speaker 6: any use for it.
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  Speaker 8: Just to store it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today is Chainmail Day.
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  Speaker 11: Cool.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: What a throwback.
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  Speaker 10: Sexy.
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  Speaker 4: That is a throwback. Although we did see at the
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  Speaker 4: iHeartRadio Music Festival, they had a Tesla coil set up,
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  Speaker 4: and all the electricity was.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's like Nikolai Tesla.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Not like Elon's Tesla, but yeah, Nikolai Tesla. A Tesla
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  Speaker 6: coil set up, and this chick was in a full...
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  Speaker 6: chain mail outfit, like the hat and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And she was like in the middle of that thing.
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  Speaker 6: There's some videos online.
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  Speaker 12: I used to work at an electronics store where they
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  Speaker 12: had one at the store and it would go off
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  Speaker 12: like every hour.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Today's Elephant Appreciation Day. They love elephants.
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  Speaker 6: Today is National Temperature Control Day.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 6: And then I had a couple food holidays. Today is
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  Speaker 6: National White Chocolate Day.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 8: Your favorite.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Yuck.
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  Speaker 9: Gross.
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  Speaker 4: Bland. Don't get it. You made me hate white chocolate.
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  Speaker 6: White chocolate is one of those not worth it things.
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  Speaker 6: It's not chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Right, because there's like really.
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  Speaker 5: It's not chocolate. It's the absence of chocolate.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 6: There's really no sweetness to it.
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  Speaker 4: It is the absence.
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  Speaker 8: But it's just sweet. It's not chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 6: And then today's National Ice Cream Cone Day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to the many cones at Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 8: I love the little drumsticks.
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  Speaker 4: I have them in my freezer right now.
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  Speaker 8: I'll have to have one today in celebration.
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  Speaker 4: How about the whole box?
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  Speaker 8: Or that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So good. Let's see here. All right.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't know if you've priced out any flights
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  Speaker 6: here recently, but even flights that don't go very far,
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  Speaker 6: like maybe like, say, like an hour flight. They used
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  Speaker 6: to be pretty reasonable round trip, say $ 250 around. That
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  Speaker 6: same flight will be almost $ 600.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 12: Domestic flights are crazy expensive.
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  Speaker 6: The gas and the jet fuel prices just keep on
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  Speaker 6: climbing out of control. Crude oil, gas, jet fuel. their
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  Speaker 6: highest point since the war began. Now, here is this guy.
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  Speaker 6: I think he speaks for us all.
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  Speaker 13: Jacksonville, let my people go. I mean, 419, just for
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  Speaker 13: regular gas? You might as well put us in California.
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  Speaker 8: How does that affect you every day, Herman?
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  Speaker 13: Look, I'm putting $ 10 in my tank every day, you know,
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  Speaker 13: thinking I can get to back to and back to work.
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  Speaker 13: And I got to put $ 10 in my tank just
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  Speaker 13: to get back home.
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  Speaker 5: So you so you're not filling up the whole tank.
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  Speaker 14: You're having to just do little by little to afford it.
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  Speaker 13: Look, I put a whole $ 30 a gallon in a V8.
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  Speaker 13: I'm talking about quarter of a tank. So you telling
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  Speaker 13: me I got to put a whole $ 80 in there now?
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  Speaker 15: $ 90?
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  Speaker 16: $ 80.
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  Speaker 8: What is it normally for you? What is it normally
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  Speaker 8: for you?
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  Speaker 13: Normally $ 60.
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  Speaker 4: I can throw it in my Cadillac right now.
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  Speaker 10: Be eight.
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  Speaker 3: Get my dad back all week.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what I'm going to eat.
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  Speaker 5: You feel me?
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 4: That's okay.
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  Speaker 8: Herman Lee Mickles Jr. He is feeling it.
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  Speaker 4: We are all Herman.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, you know when a reporter gets a dude like that,
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  Speaker 5: she's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: About to go viral. Yeah, because the sound bites are so,
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  Speaker 4: it's like, ain't nobody got no time for that.
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  Speaker 5: Would you like to tell people where to hide their
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  Speaker 5: kids and their wife, please?
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  Speaker 4: Hide your kids. Literally in the camera.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to go give me a cold pop.
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  Speaker 8: Lord Jesus, there's a fire.
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  Speaker 5: It does suck, though, is that the woman doing the interview,
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  Speaker 5: if that gets 20 million views, she will make zero
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  Speaker 5: money off that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, her station account might make a couple bucks.
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  Speaker 12: But the other thing is, with her delivery, haven't you
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  Speaker 12: noticed that with female newscasters? They kind of have all
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  Speaker 12: the same delivery now with their voice. It's almost like
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  Speaker 12: a sports announcer voice. Pay attention to it with your
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  Speaker 12: local news.
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  Speaker 4: I hear you. I feel you. I feel you, man.
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  Speaker 6: And as the prices climb, the folks over at Costco,
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  Speaker 6: they have capped all purchases of 10-count boxes of Kirkland
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  Speaker 6: synthetic motor oil.
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can only buy two a week. Why?
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  Speaker 5: Because people would stock up on it in order to
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  Speaker 5: hoard it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're buying futures.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Are they mixing their own gas with it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, they're saying if I buy all these now
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  Speaker 5: and I still think the prices will continue to rise
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  Speaker 5: for the next six months, for instance.
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  Speaker 8: They will make it rise.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Because they said the brand goes for $ 58 a box,
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  Speaker 6: which is almost double the price from a couple of
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  Speaker 6: weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Damn. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Because they would then be artificially reducing the supply.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 9: Exactly.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 14: Right.
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  Speaker 6: What were you talking about, Menace? You said they're going
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  Speaker 6: to start coming down on people that were selling whatever
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  Speaker 6: it is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: So there's a lot of these live streams when it
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  Speaker 12: comes to selling baseball cards or watches and things like that.
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  Speaker 12: And they'll do virtual sales, right? So you buy into it.
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  Speaker 12: You say, oh, I want to buy this. Let's say
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  Speaker 12: baseball cards. I want to spend $ 70 on this.
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  Speaker 4: And then you reveal what card I get.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a mystery pack. Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: And then, so, uh, usually it will be like, okay,
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  Speaker 12: I just gave you 70 bucks. They reveal the card
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  Speaker 12: and it'll be $ 50.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 12: So they basically just made $ 20 off you. So you
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  Speaker 12: have the option to either immediately sell the card back
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  Speaker 12: to them.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 12: For 50 bucks. Or you say, I want to keep
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  Speaker 12: the card. Either way, they still made $ 20 off of you.
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  Speaker 12: So it's like, it's straight up gambling, right?
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  Speaker 6: But if you sold the card back to them for
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  Speaker 6: the $ 50, how are you out?
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  Speaker 4: How do they make $ 20? Because you gave them $ 70.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 12: So let's say one out of $ 400 or one out
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  Speaker 12: of $ 1, 000, whatever, is selling more for the $ 70 that
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  Speaker 12: you gave them.
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  Speaker 5: God, I don't get gambling.
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  Speaker 4: Do they know?
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  Speaker 6: So like when you're saying, all right, man. I got
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  Speaker 6: something behind here. How much you want to pay for it?
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  Speaker 6: Like they already know what the value of.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever is going to be. I don't know that the
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  Speaker 4: streamer knows. Or is it random?
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  Speaker 7: It's random.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's all wrapped up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: So then they're even doing this with like watches. Like, oh, here,
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  Speaker 12: put 400 bucks in. You might get a Rolex.
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  Speaker 8: So this is basically kids who like stood at the
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  Speaker 8: gumball machine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, or the claw machine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So it's, I mean, it might pay off. But it
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  Speaker 4: is straight up gambling.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like that plus QVC.
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  Speaker 8: Where's your impulse control?
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  Speaker 5: And it's like, I'm not going to go open my
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  Speaker 5: own box of cards. I'm going to have somebody else
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  Speaker 5: do it. I'm going to watch them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's massive if people are into it. I
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  Speaker 4: believe it.
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  Speaker 6: Prices going up. We're talking about used car prices now.
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  Speaker 6: The average price of a used car as of the
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  Speaker 6: latest data that just came out for last month. $ 27, 239.
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  Speaker 4: For used? That's the average price of a used car. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 6: That is the highest average since 2022. And they said
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  Speaker 6: they're just facing a massive inventory shortage due to the pandemic.
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  Speaker 6: That's when they were doing. No, that's what that was
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  Speaker 6: happening back at that time.
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  Speaker 4: The used car was like a million dollars. Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: The supply of available used cars is as low today
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  Speaker 4: as it was when that happened. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because back then it was just like that chip
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  Speaker 8: that we couldn't get. So now what's the excuse?
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  Speaker 6: They say that's what's pushing the price up of the
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  Speaker 6: used cars because they don't have enough inventory of the
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  Speaker 6: used cars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. I don't believe in anything like
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  Speaker 4: you anymore. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, because everyone's holding on to their cars.
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  Speaker 5: Makes sense. I guarantee you Dave Ramsey can find you
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  Speaker 5: a used car for less than $ 27, 000. I can find
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  Speaker 5: one for $ 500.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's called a smart car?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Start Ubering everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 17: Starting with the birthdays, these celebrities, Tom Felton, who is
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  Speaker 17: Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies, 39 years old.
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  Speaker 4: You got Bonnie Hunt, the actress and comedian.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And a bunch of different stuff, you know, back in
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  Speaker 6: the day, Jumanji and, you know, Cheaper by the Dozen
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  Speaker 6: and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 7: 65 years old.
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  Speaker 4: A few music birthdays today. You got Mystical. Remember the rapper,
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  Speaker 4: Shake That Ass?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Watch us now. 56 years old today. Joan Jett is 68.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Next year's gonna rule.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then your porno birthday today is Dana Vespoli. And
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  Speaker 6: today's birthday girl, she has had her ass stretched further
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  Speaker 6: than an old seatbelt on Spirit Airlines. Fatty's on that one.
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  Speaker 6: 752 fine films, including Passion of the Ass.
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  Speaker 9: Religious.
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  Speaker 6: She was in Ass Slaves, Volume 2. Assploitations, Volume 6.
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  Speaker 6: I'm picking up a theme. She was in Assficionado, Volume 5.
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  Speaker 6: Big Ass Anal Wreckage, Volume 2.
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  Speaker 5: Wreckage.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Butt Licking Anal Whores, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 15: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Graham Theft Anal, Volume 3. And then who can forget
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  Speaker 6: her unforgettable.
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  Speaker 4: Role in Parole My Hole?
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  Speaker 5: Says she's a professional boxer, too.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 8: We know who to get her in the ring with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Morgan, you can box the Parole My Hole chick.
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  Speaker 4: And then do some butt play. Dana Vespioli is 54
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  Speaker 4: years old today, and that is your porno birthday, your
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  Speaker 4: celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take a quick break.
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  Speaker 4: More Woody Shows next. Hang on.
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  Speaker 18: Woody Show podcast listeners, if you're truly a Dodgers fan,
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  Speaker 18: I suggest you go to Habit Home Base today, September 22nd,
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  Speaker 18: the Habit Burger in Echo Park.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 18: A ton of giveaways, tickets to Dodgers games, and more,
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  Speaker 18: starting at 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: Until 9 p.m.
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  Speaker 18: And don't forget, this Thursday, Living Spaces Rancho Cucamonga, 5
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  Speaker 18: to 7 p.m., giving away thousands of dollars worth of
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  Speaker 18: gift cards.
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  Speaker 4: Thousands. And a ton of other prizes. This Thursday, Rancho
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  Speaker 4: Cucamonga Living Spaces, September 24th. We'll see you there. In
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  Speaker 4: the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. All right. Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. What's happening with the trending news headlines?
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  Speaker 8: The Rams bounced back from that awful Australia game last night.
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  Speaker 8: They beat the Giants 28-6 at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 8: Matthew Stafford had four touchdowns, and Aaron Donald had three
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  Speaker 8: tackles in his first game back from retirement. The Giants
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  Speaker 8: lost quarterback Jackson Dart to a knee injury on their
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  Speaker 8: opening drive. World Cup correspondent and backup QB Jameis Winston
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  Speaker 8: took over. It wasn't great for the Giants. Both the
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  Speaker 8: Rams and Giants are 1-1 to start the season. And
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  Speaker 8: hundreds of flights were canceled and thousands more delayed after
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  Speaker 8: a major communication failure. And you're going to love the reason,
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  Speaker 8: by the way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's the worst.
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  Speaker 8: At an FAA air traffic facility. The outage caused problems
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  Speaker 8: for Newark, JFK, LaGuardia, Philadelphia, and it all apparently happened
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  Speaker 8: because a construction crew accidentally, whoopsie, cut through some lines
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  Speaker 8: and damaged the backup fiber optic cable.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Newark alone had more than 600 cancellations as the FAA
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  Speaker 8: temporarily slowed everything down, even stopped traffic through the Northeast.
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  Speaker 8: And officials say the lines are all repaired, flights are
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  Speaker 8: moving again. But that's a whoopsie of epic proportions.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do? Do you hide the fact that
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  Speaker 4: you did it?
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  Speaker 10: Get some duct tape!
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, guys. That was me. It's the construction crew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's kind of hard to get out of
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  Speaker 6: that one.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, right. Who could have possibly done this?
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  Speaker 4: Not me.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, cutters. Well, CNN, MS Now, and Politico are suing
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  Speaker 8: the Trump administration now that their reporters have been banned
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  Speaker 8: from the White House. The three outlets say the government
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  Speaker 8: is punishing them for their reporting, and that violates their
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  Speaker 8: First Amendment rights. They're asking a federal judge to give
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  Speaker 8: them their access back while the whole thing plays out.
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  Speaker 8: In the meantime, the president has launched his own TV channel.
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  Speaker 8: It's called Trump TV. It's a free 24-7 stream of
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  Speaker 8: Trump's speeches, announcement, and past appearances, and that's available through
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  Speaker 8: the White House website on YouTube.
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  Speaker 6: All right, is there another subscription for it? I got
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  Speaker 6: to add it to my ESPN Hulu bundle.
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  Speaker 8: But you get some stakes.
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  Speaker 4: My HBO Max and my Trump TV.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: Just to keep up with what's going on.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Is the ad-free YouTube worth it? Because I'm considering it.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I know I want it, but god damn,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be like $ 3.
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  Speaker 15: 99 a month.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's like 15 a month. Really?
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  Speaker 5: Or 19 a month.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, hell no.
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  Speaker 4: It has to be super cheap. I'll have to look
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  Speaker 4: it up. I think it might be. No, no, it's great. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: If you're watching off YouTube, it's totally worth it because
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  Speaker 6: it's always at the wrong moment.
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  Speaker 17: Right.
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  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The ad pops up. Even on a six-minute video, there's ads.
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  Speaker 4: Of course. How stupid.
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  Speaker 8: I'll go have these on it with you.
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  Speaker 4: That's how they keep it otherwise free. I know. It's
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: like this stupid show. I might cave and splurge.
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: That's a lot of money.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 14:40
  Speaker 10: Damn.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll drop another one and get that one.
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: One in one out.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: I did see an article about how everybody was cutting
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: the cord, and now having cable again is cheaper.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: You can go back to having cable TV, and it's
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: cheaper than what you're paying for all the stuff.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: The tables have turned.
• 14:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: They only need like three things to watch.
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 14:59
  Speaker 12: So I went to Trump TV just to check it out.
• 15:02
  Speaker 12: There's 1,700 people streaming right now. The comments are turned off.
• 15:06
  Speaker 12: I was trying to see if they had a chat room.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, that I would go for.
• 15:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: Well, Lindsay Clancy's attorney is asking a judge to completely
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: dismiss the murder charges against her. He says that putting
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: her through another trial would violate double jeopardy laws, but
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: it was a mistrial. So and she wasn't found guilty
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: and she was found not guilty.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Sorry, she wasn't found not guilty.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: It was a mistrial. So what do you mean double jeopardy?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: There is no double jeopardy.
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: It didn't happen. It didn't happen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: He wants to kill the case like she killed her kids.
• 15:34
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 15:35
  Speaker 8: He's also asking the judge to question the holdout juror,
• 15:38
  Speaker 8: saying he may not have followed the judge's instructions. Plus,
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: they're asking the court to take a look at his
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: phone records and jury selection answers.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Well, then you have to look into all the jurors
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: because there's all these other stories, too, about how some
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: of them came in. Just they had like a predisposition
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: to say, yeah, to use this as like an activist
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: kind of platform.
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: But then again, both sides. You know, on both sides,
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: the lawyers can say yes or no. So if they
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: agreed to a juror, they agreed to a juror.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: They're going to look at this one guy. They need
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: to look at all of them and go back and
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: see what they were saying on their phone records and
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: everything going into it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 8: Well, there's another court hearing next week. That's when prosecutors
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: could announce whether they plan to try the whole thing again,
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: which we think they will. That 20-year-old looks-maxing streamer, Braden Peters,
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: known as Clavicular, he's in some serious trouble.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Clavicular?
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: Clavicular.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: Oh, are you not familiar?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: No. You're not up on him? I hate that guy.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: He's a thing.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, and he has so much personality, too. Such a douche.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: And he thinks he's so good-looking. Oh, I don't get it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: This is another one of these things where, like, do
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: you have a mirror, dude? Like, don't lecture other people
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: on looks. Look at yourself.
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: Looks max your eyeballs. Well, prosecutors have charged him with rape,
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: drugging a person for sex, and providing alcohol to a minor. Now,
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: he's the one, he built that giant online empire that
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: looks maxing promotion, which, as we know, basically extreme ways
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: we can suddenly supposedly make ourselves hotter, and has already
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: generated lots of controversy online.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Is he one of those guys who was like hitting
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: his face with a hammer and stuff?
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: In that world.
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he specifically did it to himself.
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: The giant jaw.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: It falls under that umbrella. Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: He's denied the allegations and his arraignment is scheduled next month.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: If convicted, he could face up to 20 years in prison.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: And another idiot who can't seem to stay out of
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: trouble is this dude from Kentucky who's been arrested four times. Now, Greg,
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: would this be you? Would you be arrested four times
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: since winning the Powerball of $ 167 million? Or would you
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: go into hiding and behave yourself?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: You would never see me again.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Not get in trouble.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: He's been arrested for things like assault, strangulation, and kicking
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: a cop.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: Well, it usually is trashy people.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: That is right.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: That is true.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Most of the time.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: It's not going to be white collar crime.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Because you come into money doesn't mean you all of
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: a sudden have class.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Money just enhances the person you already were.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: So if you were a douchebag, money just makes you
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: a bigger douchebag.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: You just start kicking cops.
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: Well, some of his cases are still pending and other
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: charges have been dropped. And now he's been arrested for
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: a fifth time.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Jeez, man.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: In his latest arrest, cops found him asleep inside a
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: running car in a Walmart completely wasted.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Why in a Walmart?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: You just won $ 167 million. What are you doing, dude?
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, be asleep at a West Elm.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: That's not for you. A soup kitchen's not for me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You should be at a Bloomingdale's parking lot.
• 18:29
  Speaker 19: Thank you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: At the Monte Carlo in Monaco.
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: So yeah, all that money can't keep you from being
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: a moron.
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: Idiot.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: Finally, Greg.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: What?
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: Summer officially over. First day of fall.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: This might be the year that you talk me off
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: a ledge. Oh, God.
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: Well, hopefully we will talk you off of it. The
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: fall equinox arrives later today. It's the exact moment the
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: sun crosses the celestial equator and it kicks off fall
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: in the northern hemisphere. And despite what you probably learned
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: or maybe forgot in school, the equinox doesn't actually mean
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: exactly 12 hours of daylight and exactly 12 hours of darkness.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: But from here on, cover your ears, Greg. The days
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: keep getting shorter until the winter solstice in December.
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: Oh, damn.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: Cool.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, congratulations, everybody. We've officially entered Pumpkin Spice and
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: Greg hating that it gets dark too early.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Did you go to the North Face store to get
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: all your jackets?
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: And that's what's going on, Woody.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Gina Grab.
• 19:26
  Speaker 20: You got it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: All right. Orlando Bloom has a movie coming out. It's
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: called Bucking.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Saying that one slow and deliberate.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Yes. B, bucking, fastered.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: And in that movie, he has a three. scene with
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: real-life sisters Kate and Rooney Mara.
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, people are freaking out.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the fans are not feeling it. Some of the comments, ew,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: this is appalling. When does this come out so I
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: know when I won't be watching this filth?
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Let me know when it comes out so I don't go.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: It doesn't have a release date yet. It's only being
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: shown at the film festival. Some other comments. What the
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: F is happening? Why would the Maras agree to this?
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I'm shocked they would actually do this.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Just bizarre.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Now, of course, there are some people pointing out how
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: it wasn't a real threesome.
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: And how it's acting and they are literally actors.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: This is their career.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Still, I got to say, it would still be weird.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: to film something where you're pretending to have a threesome
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: with your actual sibling.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that would be.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: But they're not.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: If you want to guarantee I'm not getting a boner, well,
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: then I think that's who you cast.
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: But they're not like... You know, they're pretty out there,
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: those two. They do weird projects. They probably want to
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: do something weird together.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Doesn't he have his dong out all the time? Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Orlando Bloom does?
• 20:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Why am I just hearing this now?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, I think like not in movies. You mean like
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: where he's, you know... He's hanging out of his bathing
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: suit or something on vacation.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Why does Sammy open up her laptop so fast right now?
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: And she's on Google.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I don't remember the minute you're the you're the wiener
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: guy in the show yeah no there was you have
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: like a notable wiener.
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: There's a bunch of yeah he has a pretty big
• 21:22
  Speaker 12: dong um yeah it was like when he was.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Like canoeing or something or kayaking or.
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah paddle boarding no what's that that board that you
• 21:29
  Speaker 12: stand on.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Oh the paddle.
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: Board yeah he was out with like katie perry and
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: he was like fully nude wait they're not together anymore
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: right no.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: No now she's with the Justin Theroux.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Trudeau. No, yeah, not Theroux. That's the actor.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Justin Trudeau.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: Trudeau.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So Google that. Dong.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Now, look, I know it's acting and there's no real
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: sex happening there. I just never really believed when there's
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: like a dude and he's filming like a really hot
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: sex scene with some like just smoking actress that he's
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: not there's there's nothing going on there he didn't go
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: back to his dressing room and knock one out he
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: probably did but you.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Know they a lot of times they wear like cups
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: so you know nothing knocks up against.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Her i know but they're they're they're lying and they
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: say like no i don't even get aroused or.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: You know there's not there's too many people around.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: You're not a method actor then i i just i
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: have a hard time believing.
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: That yeah There are some movies they say they full-on
• 22:28
  Speaker 12: did actually have sex.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: I was about to say, Greg, imagine you and Mila
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Kuna's butt, you know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I can't guarantee nothing would happen. But
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: I think in that circumstance, they're correct, because... You're going
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: to have a certain amount of nerves. You're still acting.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: You still have a ton of people in the room.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: Performance anxiety.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: You're coached through it. It would be, yeah, performance anxiety.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Well, you don't have to actually perform. I'm saying the
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: fact there's no tingle in your dingle is the part
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: I don't believe. Not that you would be able to
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: maintain or even finish in that situation. Like they said,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: all right, guys, handcuffs are off. You guys can just
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: go for it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Just knock it out of your system.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: Have sex.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Like, could you go through with it and actually finish
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: with all those people around and all that? Probably not.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: No.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I understand that. Definitely not. It depends on who it is.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Like, if, you know, if you were filming, Sammy, a
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: sex scene with, what's the guy that looks like a rat?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: What's his name? Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: There's a chance it wouldn't even matter because she's, like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: so over the top.
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: You know, in love with him.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: That just everyone else would. I wouldn't even.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: To sit there and say, like, you didn't you didn't
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: you weren't turned on at all. And it was just
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: strictly professional. I would just find that hard to believe.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: Well, also, how insulting. Like if Glenn Powell was having
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: this scene with Sammy is like, I was fine. I'd
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: be like, excuse you.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: How dare you? Yeah, I'd be insulted. I'd want to
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: see a spot on the mattress.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Where you picked up a drink without a coaster.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want him to tent the sheets.
• 24:03
  Speaker 19: Yes.
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Did I do something or is it me? Am I
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: ugly to you? I don't know. I don't know how
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: it works for women. I mean, I know how it
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: works for women. But what do they feel in the
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: same situation? Are they not attracted to, you know, there's
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: some hot guy. Exactly. What would your reaction be? That's interesting.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: If it's a hot guy, you otherwise, like if it
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: wasn't in that space that you would totally go for,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: whoever the it guy is for you. Yeah, would you
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: get flush? Would you get... Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: Absolutely. In fact, I did this college movie, whatever, when
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: I was in college. And I wasn't really friends with
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: this dude, but he was super hot and we had
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: to make out. And I was like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: You loved it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I loved it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and did it turn you on?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like, oh, that's what it's like to
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: make out with that guy.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the honesty. That's the honesty I'm trying
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: to get out of other actors and actresses.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: It's still the person.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:03
  Speaker 12: I think what you're saying is just... stuff that people
• 25:06
  Speaker 12: just say.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Right. Exactly.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: I just want to hear somebody be honest about like, dude,
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: I was rotted up.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: But you can't say that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Don't say that to your intimacy coordinator.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Well, you're a human and it's natural and it's real. Oh,
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: so Kate Beckinsale.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: Oh my God.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Like she's disappeared offline again. She goes, all right, you
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: guys want, she's by the way, she's nuts. Like she,
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: at one point I thought was like very pretty and
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: she was like my hall pass.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: That was your girl.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: No more. No more. My wife pointed out to me today,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: there was whatever that headline was about.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: How she bounced off social media.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because she's tired of the comments and things like that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: And I go, dude, that ship has sailed.
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: That has beckonsailed.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: So it's possible to be too crazy? Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: So she has no chance with you.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: No.
• 25:59
  Speaker 19: No.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: That's it. It's official. It's official. Make sure she doesn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: see this video. Nice girl.
• 26:04
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Just because of an Instagram post?
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: No.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: She said, bye. I give up.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: There's been a long... The crazies come... A lot of cats. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I mean... There's all these things over time that I'm like.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Need I say more? She has cats.
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: There's a lot of over-the-top Instagram.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Drama.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: Drama.
• 26:23
  Speaker 12: Posts and stuff like that. And then people get in
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: the comments. I feel bad for her. Like her mom
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: died and she took that really hard because her and
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: her mom were really close. Anyway, the main point here
• 26:32
  Speaker 12: is I no longer have any kind of Hall Pass celebrity.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: There's nobody. And my wife goes, well, who is it now?
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: I go, you know, that's a great question. I don't
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: think I have one at this point.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: No hotties out there.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Nobody who I'm like, oh, my God, you know, that
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: would be that stupid, nonsensical, you know, conversation.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Would they just have to have you?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: As if that would ever happen, you know. Yeah, that
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: whole conversation is always moot. Right. When is this going
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: to happen?
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: But for the sake of a fun conversation, I don't
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: have anybody to offer right now.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: The position is open. Would you like to share Mila
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Kunis with me?
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: No.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Too spindly for you, right?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, she seems nice. Very, but she's skinny.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: It's not that she's unattractive, but it's not hall pass level.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: I'd have to really think about it, and I just
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: don't really want to spend that much time thinking about
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: something so stupid.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, I would say Killian Murphy, you know.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Is that yours right now?
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Well, it's been, you know, since Peaky Blinders.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: Still?
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: I don't think he'd be into it. He just is
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: always like huffing and puffing and rolling his eyes. Yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: he seems angry all the time.
• 27:44
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 19: I mean, man first.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Maybe I'm into that, though.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: He'd still be into it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can make fun of Glenn Powell
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: anymore if that's your whole path.
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: Are you serious?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Killian Murphy?
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, here's the thing. I saw this thing online where guys, like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: in their hotness are divided up into different animals, like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: I'll look it up, but it's like fox, dog, whatever.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: And there's lizard. And I was like, oh, Cillian Murphy's
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: definitely lizard, right?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I see that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: They said Timothee Chalamet. And I was like, no, Cillian
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Murphy's full on lizard.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: But it's hot.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: I mean, Timothee Chalamet is another one who would fit
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: into that category.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they said he's lizard.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: He's lizard-looking.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: But I gotta find the list.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Glenn Powell's rat-looking.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: Rodent.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: Capybara.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, rodent. Totally. He's a capybara.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: Wait, so, Greg, who's your hall pass?
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know. With Woody, I gotta give it a
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: lot of thought.
• 28:33
  Speaker 19: Okay.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, Mila Kunis's is he would go gay for. Right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: But as far as, you.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Know, actual....
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: Like, all right, Mario.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I met this dude.
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: And it can't still be Mark Wahlberg because he's a
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: little long in the tooth.
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Is it Ricky Martin?
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Ricky Martin from maybe 15 years.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Is yours that Ella Langley chick?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Ella Langley? Yeah. I mean, she's hot right now.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: No, I'm saying is that your hall pass person?
• 29:02
  Speaker 12: No, I don't think so. I think I'm in the
• 29:05
  Speaker 12: boat with you right now. I can't really think of anybody.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Well, that one chick that you loved the first time
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: we ever heard about.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Lori Loughlin. Yeah. Anything moving menaces loins.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Spicy nacho is Lori Loughlin.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: She's available now.
• 29:18
  Speaker 12: You honed in on my one statement that she was
• 29:20
  Speaker 12: too good looking to go to jail. I just feel
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: like too good. Good-looking people just don't go to jail.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 29:26
  Speaker 14: I heard you want a banger.
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: That's what I heard, too. I don't know about that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: There was the sexy felon or whatever that guy is.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah. With the, yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Luigi.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, not that felon. Not the hot one that ended
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: up being a model. Remember him?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: The OG hot felon.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: He was super hot. 877-44-WOODY.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Sent us a text over to 22987. And he got
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: a point of differentiation. Like the women that are on
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: the guy's hall pass list are That is just complete fantasy.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: Don't worry.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: But ladies, you actually have a chance. Agreed. The right place,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: the right time.
• 30:04
  Speaker 19: 100%.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Totally. It could be a.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Situation where those questions that people go, all right, you
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: get a million dollars, nobody would find out, but X, Y, Z.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: The X, Y, Z would never happen, right? Even though
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: nobody would find out and you get a million bucks.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, woman, nobody would ever find out. We can
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: hook up right now. And they still wouldn't go for it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't. But a guy... All day. If Sammy's at
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: some cocktail party and Glenn Powell walked in.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Chances are very good. Hold that thought, Steve. And
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: they're in a back room somewhere. Nobody will ever find out.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: He's like reaching for his coat in the coat closet.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, excuse me. He's going for it. Oh,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I would say 98%. 98% chance. I'd say not 100,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: but like a 98%. Get me at a party with
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Glenn Powell. What are we doing? I don't know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: She'll make Steamboat Willie watch and film.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 31:05
  Speaker 14: And you know, Glenn Powell has a girlfriend, so.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nobody's ever straight.
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: That doesn't happen.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Woody, if you get a chance, you have to watch
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Bad Thoughts, Tom Segura's show. There's an entire skit about
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: him doing that. filming a movie, they're doing a sex scene,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: and he has this hardcore intimacy coach. So funny. And
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: it's so funny. It's exactly this. That's a show on
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: my watch list. I've been meaning to check that out.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: It's made for you.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Oh, you have to see it. So I've heard.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: So great.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Do you believe this?
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: 74-year-old man in Delaware, he was doing some hunting in
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: a field, and he was hiding in a deer blind.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: What is a deer blind? I thought it was a
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: tree stand.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Isn't that where you hide to shoot a deer? Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: behind a little thingy.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's the thingy? A deer blind is a
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: concealed shelter that hunters use to hide their appearance, movement,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: and scent from a deer. It looks like a little hut.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Like a hut or a port-a-potty looking thing.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: He said he saw a deer and he shot it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: He thought it was a deer.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: But it was a woman who was on a walk
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: with a man and two kids. They do look a
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: lot like deer very much. Yeah, almost identical.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: And it was coming right for him. She ended up
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: dying at the hospital.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. The cops, they arrested the hunter. He's been
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: charged with manslaughter and reckless endangerment. He posted bail. So
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: now he's just, you know. How do you think you
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: saw a deer? Right. What's the logic there?
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: You're too trigger happy.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I don't see.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Or are you a hit man? I might believe it
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I might believe it because it's not somebody that he
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: knew you know like when it's like um husbands who
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: all of a sudden like the wife fell off the
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: boat and now they can't find her that's different but.
• 32:55
  Speaker 12: Visually she's not wearing antlers man you know he just.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Saw movement that's more what I'm thinking.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Oh boy like that would suck.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: Well, we definitely don't need this guy if he's that
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: trigger happy.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Well, he's hunting.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I understand.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: But he clearly isn't that good at it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 14: Am I wrong in thinking that when you go hunting
• 33:21
  Speaker 14: for deer, there's sort of somewhat designated areas. Like if
• 33:24
  Speaker 14: there's a deer blind there, that means people are hunting
• 33:27
  Speaker 14: deer in that area.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: But families can also be walking across this area.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how that works. And if you
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: are in that area, aren't you supposed to be wearing
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: an orange vest?
• 33:36
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're hunting, yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: I got so many people who I'm friends with who
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: are into hunting and fishing, and it all sounds, other
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: than shooting guns, it sounds so boring.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's just a bunch of downtime.
• 33:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a lot of waiting, right?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I talked to this buddy of mine. Man, he loves
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: to go hunting. He'll sit up in a tree stand.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: For a whole weekend. I'm like, you spent your whole weekend?
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: And it's not like you can kind of zone out.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not even watching TV. You're watching Netflix. Heads
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: on a swivel. Yeah, you're just like looking around, waiting
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: for something to move so you can shoot it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Don't get me wrong. I got no problem with hunting.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: It has nothing to do with anything like that. The
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: big game hunting stuff I don't like.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, I hate it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: That stuff I don't like. But just like when it's
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: deer season, things like that. Or I got another guy
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: who's big into ducks. He'll go out for ducks. I
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: don't mind that. The shooting guns thing is super fun.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: I mean, even Greg agrees on that one.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's great. Shooting guns is hella fun. Super fun.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: But man, you're just gonna, like, you cover yourself in piss,
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: and then you sit up in a tree for a
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: whole weekend.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: So what's your kink?
• 34:43
  Speaker 12: I think fishing's way more fun because... Yeah?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: Fishing is fun.
• 34:47
  Speaker 12: Because, like, with the hunting thing, yeah, you have to be, like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: super quiet.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And it's so boring.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: What are those suits called that look like a... Not
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: a gorilla suit. Ghillie.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: Ghillie.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: I've never heard that term.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: It looks like camo. It's like a netting.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Oh, I didn't know it had a name.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: And you lie there with your gun waiting for a
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: deer to walk, waiting for a woman to walk by.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: You look like you're covered in moss.
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've been invited so many times.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: I went twice. And the first time, I'm like, never
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: doing this again. And then somebody convinced me that I
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: just did it wrong.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: How did you do it wrong?
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: But I was like, well, you know what?
• 35:23
  Speaker 21: You know what?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: You had a bad.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: That wasn't like... Because we were out there and... My
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: buddy got a deer and that was it. Like one
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: out of a whole weekend.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: It was like one little four seconds of, of, of
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: any kind of action. And then there was nothing for
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: the rest of the week. I'm like, that was a
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: bunch of wasted time. Nah, man, that just wasn't a
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: really good, whatever.
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Session. I don't know what they call it. That was
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: a good session. Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: Also, there's a number that you can, get too we'll
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: have to we'll have to we'll have to go again
• 35:54
  Speaker 12: yeah it's not like it's not like you can see
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: 20 of them and take them all out you know.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Right if ever i'm on a pier and there are
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: people fishing and i always look in their buckets to
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: see if they caught anything nobody ever catches anything.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: No i think it's an excuse to get away from
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: your wife probably you know like you see guys like
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: they're you know golfing all the time yeah yeah you
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: know going fishing all the time I think this is
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: getting out of the house. There's no reason a guy
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: needs to take 45 minutes to drop a.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Deuce, but he's in that bathroom forever.
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: He's hiding from his family.
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: And from my experience, you don't need a permit to
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: fish off a pier, so you can just go there
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: and hang out.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Totally.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: And am I the only one, too, who when I
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: see them cutting up the squid for bait, I think.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, that looks so good.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see what I'm talking about? Yeah, but cook up
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: the squid.
• 36:39
  Speaker 12: But I've done all kinds of fishing off a pier, crabbing,
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: deep sea fishing, river fishing.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: I can't see you doing that. I know.
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: At all.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: It was in another life. But the bait thing was
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: the worst. So gross.
• 36:53
  Speaker 12: And then also cleaning the fish is the worst.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: My kid just got his fishing merit badge for Boy Scouts.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: And he said, there's no way I'm going to clean this.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: It's disgusting. And he did it. He had to get
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: the badge. And you just take that spine and you
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: just rip.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Well, there was this thing I saw an advertisement for.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if it was a real item.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: But it was for deboning fish.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't real. It was? Yeah, I know what
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: you're talking about. Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: So this thing, like you stand the fish up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I thought I had some audio for it. I'm looking.
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: Is it fish bone tweezers?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: No, no. It was a thing.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Basically, you put the fish on top and you just
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: push it directly over it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Oh, like a scene on TV type thing?
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: Like slap chop for fish?
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: The Wonder Boner. What? I thought it had boner in there.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hold on.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to give it away.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: So it's like an eyelet thing, and it goes over
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: the one, so it goes down basically the fish's spine.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Or whatever, yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then when you push it down.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Not gills.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: It's like peeling a banana. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 17: Woo-hoo!
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah!
• 37:56
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Who wants to clean and de-boner? I'll do it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: What gives?
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: You want to do it?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Just wait until you see what I've got.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: It's the Wonder Boner.
• 38:08
  Speaker 20: The Wonder Boner?
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, you laugh now. Just watch.
• 38:14
  Speaker 18: You just assemble the Wonder Boner stainless steel rods like this.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Set it up.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Find the top of the spine.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Slide it through the ring on the Wonder Boner.
• 38:23
  Speaker 15: And.
• 38:25
  Speaker 14: Voila!
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: It is pretty efficient. My wife would like that. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I bet you she would. Love a Wonder Boner. Your
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: wife would love that Wonder Boner.
• 38:35
  Speaker 12: Do you know what's kind of gross when I go
• 38:37
  Speaker 12: fishing for catfish? I would use a lure that was
• 38:41
  Speaker 12: like a mouse.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, wait a minute. Are they eating mice? Cats? Yeah, catfish.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Catfish.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mice. Mice. Gross. And then when you catch a
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: fish and you take it off the hook, it's still alive.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to whack it over the head, right?
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: What?
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: No, so if you want to keep it fresh, I
• 38:58
  Speaker 12: would go fishing for trout and stuff. You would have
• 39:02
  Speaker 12: this little rope thing that would have hooks on it,
• 39:06
  Speaker 12: and then you would hook it through their gills, and
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: then you would keep them alive in the water.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, just keep them in the water.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 12: Or you put them in a bucket.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: But then when it came time to... Well, like catfish, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: those things are, yeah, you got to lock them, yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Like deep sea.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Fishing could be fun. Like going out on the boat? Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: like people do out in Florida and stuff.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That'd be cool. I mean, that could be fun. I'm
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: not saying it is fun. Right. Could be fun. you're
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: on a boat.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: That's fun.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: 877-44-WOODY.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987. Quick break. We'll
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: be right back.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show returns right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: After these messages.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I ain't your pal, dickface.
• 39:44
  Speaker 10: Dickface.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Dickface.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Dickface.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show. Greg loves it. I don't even remember
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: that conversation.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: I don't either.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: That could have been about anything. I'm not your pal, Dickface.
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: Dickface.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina Grant. Phones open 877-44-WOODY. After the show,
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: it's the After Hours voicemail.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: So if you're listening to the podcast or you just
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: have a random thought, you wake yourself up in the
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: middle of the night, like you just must tell us.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: You have to.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: You can leave us a message, 877-44-WOODY.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Let's check in on some of those After Hours voicemails.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: I got a couple about Greg. I got a couple
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: involving Sammy. Where do we start here?
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Sammy. Let's start with Greg.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Greg was talking about how he went to the restaurant.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:44
  Speaker 10: And.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: The woman was there, and she had the nose ring. Right, right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Ruined the whole thing. Ruined my day. It was so
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: big and so gross. And the whole thing.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Well, here's a woman who left us a voicemail.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Hold on to me. Here we go.
• 41:00
  Speaker 19: Hey, Woody Show. I just thought that some of you
• 41:04
  Speaker 19: might be happy to know that I took my nose
• 41:09
  Speaker 19: ring out after 24 years. I thought it was time.
• 41:18
  Speaker 19: And it was a hooped nose ring.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: That's gone.
• 41:22
  Speaker 19: And also, I wanted to leave you this. That was
• 41:31
  Speaker 19: the queef.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: So you should.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Do Guess Who's Queef.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Bye. I'm guessing it was hers.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: She's magical.
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Good for her. Put a ring on it, whoever's with her.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, seriously.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Put a nose ring on it. That chick's cool.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: If I can, put a little bow on this one.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Nose rings.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: And Greg and I have said, because we've noticed it
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: since we started this show, it's exploded.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: And the trends back me up. Nose ring popularity peaked,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: according to searches in 2021. And it was, which is
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: over five times what it was 20 years earlier.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: We must end this.
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: Was it a boring COVID thing? Like, eh, I'm looking
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: for something to do.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: No, because we noticed it, because it really started spiking
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: 2015 or so.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: It was about five.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Times as much as it was. And again, it's just
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: people are bored and they want to try, like I said,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: bell-bottom jeans or skinny jeans versus mom jeans.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It's any other trend or fad, right?
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: But if you're putting it on and claiming it looks good, no,
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: you're just following the trend.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: The question is, where did it come from? Like, what
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: is the origin?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: It really started picking up. really moved during the like
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: late 2009. And then Venice, you know this with fashion,
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: like when in fashion, someone just says it's jeans are
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: going to be tight as opposed to loose.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: And vice versa.
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: We have decreed it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Just somebody says it because they know they can sell
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: it to people.
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 12: I did a deep dive on the Adwala bottles and like,
• 42:45
  Speaker 12: what was the origin?
• 42:46
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 42:48
  Speaker 12: Just exploded over Stanley Cup and the deep dive was.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Well, the Stanley came out of nowhere. Yeah, well, the
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: thing came out of nowhere.
• 42:54
  Speaker 12: You say out of nowhere, but there is an origin
• 42:56
  Speaker 12: where it comes from. And it was a small TikTok
• 43:00
  Speaker 12: campaign that really made it explode over Stanley Cup.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: And the Stanley before that, that was a CEO said, hey,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: we're going to be a lifestyle brand. I know how
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: to do this. Make different colors for women. That's literally
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: his exact. He had that exact.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: You think you chose that blue dress?
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: No. Okay.
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: The point here was with all the Stanley.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Like one day, nothing.
• 43:19
  Speaker 22: The next day. everywhere yeah there was something that it
• 43:28
  Speaker 22: was just i literally heard a girl talking about that
• 43:31
  Speaker 22: like i've got too many water bottles and she's like
• 43:33
  Speaker 22: why and i looked at my third one i got
• 43:34
  Speaker 22: and i was like why did i buy this oh
• 43:36
  Speaker 22: i was just tired of the other color.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Right but i find greg's opinion on the whole nose
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: ring thing that's what i find entertaining i don't care
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: one way or the other.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: About nose rings it's so gross the thing is with
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: the stanley cups you could at least explain them a
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: way Somewhat. Do I think they're dumb?
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Are they overpriced?
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: But you could at least say it serves a purpose.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I'm bringing water to work, whatever the case may be.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Whereas in the nose ring fad, the phenomenon... We do
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: have this thing called a mirror. And when you leave
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: for the day, you look in the mirror and you think, yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: that looks good. It doesn't look good on anybody. And
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: now that's Greg's opinion. Okay. I'm sure to some people
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: it does look good. Okay.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: Now the ones I don't really understand, like the guys
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: who put the piercing through their penis or the people
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: who get the piercings through their nipples and What?
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: I thought the penis one was for the ladies.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: No, it's for Albert. Women that say they have the
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: pierced tongue.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's for the gents. Some kind of BJ enhancer.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought. I've never met a guy
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: who said, man, you know what?
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: You know what I gotta ask?
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: If you ever have a chance to get a BJ
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: from a chick that's got a A piece of metal
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: in her mouth.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: You should totally do it. It's way worse. I've been there,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: done that. It's terrible.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: What else was overrated? And this was more back in
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: the 90s. Like, oh, man, like if a chick puts
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: an Altoid.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: In her mouth.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, that and ice cubes. There's all kinds of stuff.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, an ice cube.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I don't want a chick with an ice cube in
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: her mouth putting that on my wiener.
• 45:06
  Speaker 15: Shrinkage.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you. All right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: So then here we have another person after hours voicemail
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: after Greg's story about the restaurant. And they put all the–
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: by the way, they put all of our stuff on
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: some cloud server, and it sucks.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: That's going well. Because all I get now is this
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: spinning thing. Oh, God.
• 45:26
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I go to– You do a 30-second ramp-up.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I go to play, you know, whatever it is,
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: and it just sits there and spins and spins and spins.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not like we're a live program that needs
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: access to all our audio.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait a minute. It's finally ready, guys. Here we go.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, listening to the show on the radio right now,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and I heard Greg talk about the folks at the restaurant.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: There's actually a term for that. It's called Sonder. S-O-N-D-E-R.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: There you go, Minnis. And it is defined as the
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: realization that everyone else around you, including total strangers, actually
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: has their own complex and vivid lives. And you're really
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: not the main character of anything.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Um, yeah, that's all.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: Sonder.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: So like Greg, you were talking a couple of different things.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: One was this girl with the, the nose ring. The
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: other one was like, uh, if I wasn't at this
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: restaurant right now, all these other people would still be here.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Now I get it. What do you say?
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I just had that high thought all the time.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: And I think it's, it's funny that it's definitely a
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: high thought for an adult because otherwise it just seems
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: so juvenile, like little kids, like finally realizing they're not
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: the center of the world. Like, how does this stranger
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: have a life and a brain and thoughts?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: The world keeps going whether you're there or not.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: So those are the couple ones about Greg or involving
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Greg or something Greg said. This next one is something
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: about Sammy.
• 46:47
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: And something Sammy said that somebody on the podcast picked
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: up on.
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: Oi, Willie Show. I'm just looking for clarification. I just
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: was listening to the podcast from Friday.
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: And I think I heard Sammy slip up. And I
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: think she said her brother-in-law when she was talking about
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: the whole cat situation. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm right.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: Just looking for some clarification. And I'll listen to the
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: podcast to find out. Thank you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: We did get a couple of those. I saw some
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: of those texts when you were telling the story about,
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: you know, Steamboat Willie and the chipmunk. And you did
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: say brother-in-law.
• 47:33
  Speaker 14: Right, because my brother-in-law walked in, my sister's husband.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Thank you. That's what I said.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: My sister and her family had showed up right in
• 47:41
  Speaker 14: that moment. So my nephew and my brother-in-law helped me.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: I told several people that off the air to pump
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: their brakes. I have a brother-in-law.
• 47:49
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: That's how it works.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: I was like, she has.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Like two sisters. And then here, one more about Sammy
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: After Hours voicemail.
• 47:58
  Speaker 9: This is for Sammy.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I love that you're embracing your fat Sammy-ness right now
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: because I saw you wearing a belly shirt and being
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: fat Sammy right now.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: It's pretty awesome.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: And then the maternity jeans.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: On top of it. Keep it up.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Looking awesome. Oh, my God.
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: What is he talking about?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: This is so true. Yeah, Instagram.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it was a picture that I took in front
• 48:26
  Speaker 14: of the You've Got Mail house and our apartment. And yeah,
• 48:30
  Speaker 14: it's baggier jeans, which are in right now. And they're
• 48:32
  Speaker 14: very comfortable.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: And I love them. And I'm so happy that they're back.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: But yes, I see what he's saying. And it's actually.
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: really funny because I got a lot of fat Sammy
• 48:42
  Speaker 14: comments on that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: On that post.
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: But Instagram hit them all because you can't fat shame
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: people on the internet, you guys.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Damn it. Instagram doesn't get the joke either.
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: I know. I love the teeny tiny picture of Sammy
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: that's right before that on Instagram. And this new one
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: are like three weeks apart.
• 49:02
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: I'll be hitting comments. Hey, look, it's Fat Sammy New York.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: So the guy, the guy who's like, and again, I
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: don't even know what his title is. He's the, he's
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: like the market president, whatever. He's the guy who's in
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: charge of like this group of radio stations for the company.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: The building. Okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: So this guy, every time I see him, do you
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: ever have that uncle thing? who had that one experience
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: with you.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: And that's all he's got. And that's all he's got.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: And so, like, dude, you haven't been in the baseball
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: since you went to that one game with him when
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: you were seven years old.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: He's still looking like Ozzie Smith, huh?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Every time I see this dude, and he's not a
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: bad guy. He's a nice guy.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: He loves to tell me. quote, how many complaint calls
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: he gets, which I don't believe. I don't believe that
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: for one minute.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: No one has access to his office line.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: I think maybe he got one that somebody maybe called
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: the front desk and it got to him somehow, whatever.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: But he's not being inundated with calls of people complaining
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: about Fat Sammy comments.
• 50:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we would see it on our social and we
• 50:10
  Speaker 12: would get our own calls.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Now, we do see comments from time to time about
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Fat Sammy, but it's from listeners who get the joke.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Sammy is soaking wet, 87 pounds.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: She was discouraged because... she she gained.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Like 14 ounces right.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: She gained like four in a room full of fatties
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: she gained like four ounces over the course of years
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: and we're like wow jesus you're getting so fat it's
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: like when somebody who like oh my god guys i'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: getting so old i'm turning 24 right and you go
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: oh man you're so old oh it's old sammy like
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: no dude it's Completely sarcastic.
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because she literally went from double digits to triple digits.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: So if anybody is calling to complain about Fat Sammy comments,
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: drown yourself in the bathtub. There's no hope for you.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: That's the only thing. It's been so over the top obvious.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: It's the only thing the market president and I speak
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: about as well.
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: That's it?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Really? At the bathroom.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: Peeing.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Hey, you know, I get a lot of calls from
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: people talking about Fat Sammy. That's how he sounds, JJ, buddy.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: We've had Paul in here before, right?
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: That's a really good impression, by the way.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Did you test to see if he knows your name?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 51:20
  Speaker 19: No.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: But I know he does. That's a serious question.
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: I wonder if he does.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: If he came in here right now and we asked
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: him to say all of our names, that'd be really fun.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you he does not.
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: Do you think he's here?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: No, no one's here. He might be.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: That would be so fun. And he has to say
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: who's who, not just list off the names.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: But we can't give him any warning, though. Hold on.
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Sammy, you might have to go on your Instagram, because
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: there are some comments. Just cutie got hidden.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: It's called.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Stop harassing me.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: He says he listens, so if that's true, he should already.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Know what we're talking about. He should keep doing his research. Hey, Paul.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: We're on the air right now, so don't curse.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: We're talking about Fat Sammy.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: And I mentioned how every time I see you now,
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: you have to, it's like almost like there's like some
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: kind of legal obligation to mention to me how many
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: people are calling you to complain about the Fat Sammy comments.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: And we're talking about how ridiculous that is and why
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: it's a tongue in cheek joke. She gained like four ounces.
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: So Greg said that he also hears on a regular basis,
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: like when he sees you, How many calls exactly are
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: you getting about Fat Sammy?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: We're curious.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: I've probably gotten six or seven calls.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Six or seven.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: And what do these people say when they call?
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: First of all, it's on recording usually.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: It's left.
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: And it is that it talks about us being fat
• 52:55
  Speaker 11: shaming and how hard it is for women to And
• 52:58
  Speaker 11: for us to say something like that about her is
• 53:01
  Speaker 11: going to cause all kinds of psychological problems for her.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: And it triggers them.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: And when I actually get someone, I tell them, you
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: do realize that she probably weighs less than 100 pounds.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: And they're being a bit, yeah, and they're.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: Sarcastic rather than actually doing it and they still say
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: but you know it's one of those things that to
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: me the reason why I say it is because I
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: don't get calls when it's something that might be really
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: borderline offensive I get calls on the most innocuous.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Things like fat Sammy you could say something really horrible
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: and then you say something like I'm when my kids
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: are 18 years.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Old, they're out of the house.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 11: You know, like that, that I'll get the calls on,
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: but I won't get calls on something that might be
• 53:56
  Speaker 11: more offensive.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: It's just, it's never, there's no real.
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: It's interesting.
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: It's interesting where people, where, where people draw the line.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: It's like, I use the example, um, you know, when
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: someone says, Oh my God, you guys, I'm sold. They
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: just turned 24 and you're like, wow.
• 54:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: You're so old.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: So when Sammy says, oh, my God, you guys, I
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: gained four pounds, and we go, oh, my God, fat Sammy. Yeah,
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: take it easy. Take it easy, everybody. Now, Paul, besides me,
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: we have a bet going here. All right, so besides me,
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: who else is on the show?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: So Woody, and then who else?
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: Oh, there's Greg and Seabass and Sammy and.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: The person who I mistake for your wife.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. What's her name?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: You just got me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I just woke up. You're two people.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: You got me, myself, Greg. Obviously, Fat Sammy got mentioned.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Seabass. Shout out to Seabass. And then
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: the woman who's on the show who you confused to
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: be my wife one point.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: You were very new. That was very new. What is
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: her name?
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: Her name is, give me a second here.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Don't look it up.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not looking it up.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: I'm in bed.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: It's dark in my room.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: What are you wearing? It's hard to turn on a laptop.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: My birthday suit.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: As I'm talking to you.
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, nice.
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: Hot.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Is there another male in this room?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: You really sleep naked? That's weird. I'm so uncomfortable.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: I always think, like, I'll have a dream in the middle.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: If I was ever naked in bed, and it's happened before, but, like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: I'll wake up thinking that there's cameras.
• 55:41
  Speaker 17: Oh.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, I'm thinking there's a camera, like, in the
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: smoke detector or something.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: What a nightmare. Oh, man. Nobody wants to see that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: All right. Who's the other person? He wears glasses, kind
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: of looks like me. What's his name?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: The other person on my show that wears glasses. Menace.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: All right, I got that one.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Of course, Menace.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Now, what's the woman who you confused as my wife
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: at one point?
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 56:05
  Speaker 11: You know, for some reason right now, I'm 70.
• 56:09
  Speaker 20: Years old, and sometimes in the middle of the day,
• 56:11
  Speaker 20: I can't hear my kids' names.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: So the first letter is G.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I knew it is.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: You can do it. First and last name, begin with
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: the letter G.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: You're putting me on the spot here.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the fun part. I'm telling you, Woody,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I'm at a point where in the middle of the day,
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I can't remember my assistant's name.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I get stuck.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got Greg.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: You got that G name.
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: He's double G.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Gina....
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, Gina, of course.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gina what?
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: Of course.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Gina Rod.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Gina Rod.
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: Gina.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: You're not that far off. Gina Grad. Grad, yes.
• 56:54
  Speaker 10: There we go.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Nailed it.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Nailed it. All right.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: He's naked and it's early.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: Naked and afraid like the show.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: I apologize, Gina.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: No problem.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: Hey, we apologize for all the fat Sammy calls that
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: are just taking up all that time in your day, man.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: That sucks.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: You do know I have like 75 stations.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. We got 24, 25.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: They're at 200 shows.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: And this is number 200 on that list.
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: Number 200, I got like six out of seven names.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, got it. Six, seven. All right, thank you, Paul.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: All right, fine. There's Paul naked in bed.
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: So Paul, my legal best friend.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I'm with Woody on this. It's very strange.
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: That is not good at all.
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: Oh, God.
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: It has like a tart finish.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: It was sour.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, there's a little bit of an aftertaste. Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Tastes like cold grease.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Menace is Seabass making your world-famous cocktail weenies out in
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: the hallway.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, it smells like it. It smells delicious out there.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know why that would be happening.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: I mean, he does stuff like that randomly. I love
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: it if it's just random. I like his presentation on stuff, too,
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: because we just have a big bag of those Fritos scoops.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And he put them in this giant crystal bowl.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Punch bowl.
• 58:18
  Speaker 9: Punch bowl.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: Those things are so good. They were fine kind of
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: like wrapped up in the bag. He's like, you know what?
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: They don't get stale fast enough. Yeah, that's right.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: So Seabass, what's the... Is it just random just to.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Well, because we had the cocktail weenies for the No
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Hands Feeding Challenge.
• 58:35
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: And I was like, there's this big bag of cocktail weenies.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: They're just going to go to waste.
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: And so I said, you know what? Oh, yeah, I
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: like that. Got some barbecue sauce with maple sugar in it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Thank you. I like that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Personally, I would have added some spice to it, but
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know how some people are kind of wimpy
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Did you do the cranberry?
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: No, no, I did not. You know what I mistook
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: it for? I thought it was Dr. Pepper, not cranberry.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, you put Dr. Pepper in there?
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't do that either. But I did get
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: the hickory version or whatever, the maple syrup hickory version.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: People say you're not a sweetheart.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: No one asked you to do this.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: I believe Ryan Seacrest said, most generous man in the office.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did quote you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I like that. Cocktail beanies with hickory. Feel
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: free to have 16, Fat Sammy.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: I do love them. Don't rip my arm off. I
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: want a couple. Back off.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: Back off.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I'm starving. I'm already enjoying my second one.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Chris Farley. I've gotten two toothpicks, so they're all fancy.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: They are quite fancy.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: All right, so Greg has something that he wants to
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: bring up, and it's a who or a what is
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: on Greg's ish list.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Something has made it on the Greg's ish list.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: And I need everybody's expertise on this because I might
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: be wrong in my anger.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: But I'm really mad at mortgage companies, lenders. So if
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: you've ever had a mortgage, and when you initially get it,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: you have to apply like crazy. Pay slips, tax forms, paperwork, this, that,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: and the other. You have to give them a blood sample, essentially,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: and then you get your mortgage. Once you get the mortgage,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: that company can then sell the mortgage. You don't ask
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: them to do it. You don't request it. And then
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: they just let you know, hey, by the way, you
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: have a new lender. Yep, the worst. That mortgage can
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: get sold again. And that's the boat I'm in. My
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: mortgage got sold to another company. That company then sold
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: it to another company. And now I'm on my third mortgager.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: They just sent me this letter saying, you... Need to
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: prove to us what insurance you have on this. Do
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: you have the proper flood insurance on this place? If not,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: we're going to buy a flood insurance policy for you
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: and charge you for it. And I said, I didn't
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: ask you to buy my mortgage. Yes. And they said,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: now you need to show us your master policy with
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: your HOA. So I called them and I said, wait,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: I have to do all your legwork? Well, we tried
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: getting it and we couldn't. So we're going to buy
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: this policy for you. I said, no, you're not. I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: didn't ask you to buy my mortgage. I don't even
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: know who you are. How is that legal?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we just got a similar email. Like, wait, what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: do you mean you're buying it? And be assured that
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: the one we pick will be more expensive and probably
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: give you less coverage.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: Like, okay, that sounds great.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: And you didn't even ask for this to happen.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: So how is that even allowed?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: That's a great question.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: Hissing me off. So I was going to try to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: ignore it. Then they sent me that follow-up letter saying,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: we're going to buy this insurance policy for you. I said, no,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: thank you. Don't do that. And then I called them
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: and said, okay, I'll try to get this information for
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: you and I'll do all your own legwork for you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: then and try to get this master policy over to you.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: So F you, I didn't ask for this and I
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: didn't ask for my mortgage to be sold, but thanks
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: for making me have to do all this paperwork now.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: This is the stuff that discourages people because they don't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: understand the process to.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Begin with, right? It's so complicated. What is mortgage? What
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: is escrow?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: So you finally get to a place where maybe you've
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: saved up and you can go out and buy a house.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: You finally got to that place. And now it's just
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: this big, long headache. And then once something is yours,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: then you're responsible for all the stuff, all the maintenance,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: all that. All these stupid things that come up. And
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: I completely get it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: I know it happens. It's happened to me.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: Before where, yeah, all of a sudden they just traded
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: it off to somebody else.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: And now I'm like, who is this? Is this a scam?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: But usually it doesn't really affect much. It's just instead
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: of paying this company, you pay that company. It happens
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: with student loans as well. Oh, really? Yeah. And you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: don't initiate it. I didn't apply.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: No, it has nothing to do with you.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I've never even heard of this company before.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: So did your last company- require you to have a
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: certain kind of insurance, like a flood insurance?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: The very first company did because I was applying to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: them to be my lender. Because I would assume that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: all things would be equal. Exactly.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: I would think the law or the legality of what
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: you're talking about would require, if they are going to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: sell your mortgage to a different company, that all things
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: would need to be equal. In other words, yes, because
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: you made an agreement, like you said, I'm going to
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: provide this type of insurance. I'm going to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: And that's where you signed. And now they would have
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: to sell it to somebody who would be able to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: accept those terms.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Right. The way they are. The way that they were
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: agreed upon. Right. To then buy that mortgage.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: And I fully understand if you're applying to them, they
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: would say, hey, we have these requirements.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Fine. I get it. but I already had the existing mortgage.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: And then while I'm asleep, they sell it to somebody else.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: All the documentation might've been something that got like lost
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: in the transfer or something where they need to show that,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: You still have that covered.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: No, because mine did that too. They're not looking.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: It sounds like they're a problem.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: And then real quick, I have a slight beef with
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Amazon as well.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Another one? Well, it's just the same thing over and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: over and over. You go to buy something. You're like, oh,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: I need that. And I need it by Friday. And
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: they said, hey, great news. Whatever day it is of
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: the week, you'll get it tomorrow. So you click buy.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: And then the second you buy it, Oh, did we
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: say you were going to get it tomorrow? No, we
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: met in two weeks. And this has happened with everything
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I've bought over the course of a month. I don't
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: know if something's going on with Amazon or is it
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: fuel prices? What's the excuse of the day? But everything
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I'm buying on Amazon lately, they promise it next day.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: And then it's, nope, sorry, delayed everything.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: Something just arrived from Amazon yesterday. I got it to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: see if it works. Is it worth an ish? We're
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: going to find out. If there's anybody who is going
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: to get a new piece of clothing and then immediately
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: have something where a drop of olive oil or something
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: with some type of oil in it ends up on
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: that shirt and very noticeable, it's me. Every single time.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: And I've tried a bunch of different things. I've tried
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: that you get the Dawn just dish soap. It's supposed
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: to lift the grease and blah, blah, blah. And I've
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: never really found anything that Works all that great. That
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: stuff that you told me about.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: OxyClean.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: But it's the stuff with the red top. There's like
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: the max OxyClean spray bottle stuff. That's pretty good. But
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: there's even some stuff where I'm like, wow, this should
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: be no big deal. Not a big deal. This will
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: come out.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: Nothing.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: Doesn't touch it. Well, I saw this stuff online. I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: bought it. It's called Alba Chem PSR2. It's a powdered
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: dry cleaning fluid. So you might have seen this video
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: on your Instagram.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: They didn't even say what the product was. I used
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: AI to figure out what the product is. And look,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: it's a video from like a dry cleaner where there's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: some oil.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: Spots on it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: And they blow the air.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: They spray this crap onto it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: And then they take like a high pressure like... Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Just to blow... It blows the oil spot away because
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: here's what happens. You don't need to have an air compressor.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Because we were like, do I need to get the
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: air compressor thing too?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 15: No, no.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: You get this stuff because what it does, it goes
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: into the fiber, it takes the oil, and it makes
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: it like a powder that then sits on top of
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: the fabric.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Allegedly. I need this if it works.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: Allegedly.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: And if that works, I will let you know. I'm
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: almost going to take an older shirt and just put
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: some oil on it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, great.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Like a little drip like you would if you're having
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: some delicious bruschetta.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Sure. Bruschetta, whatever, however you said it. Bruschetta. bruschetta like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: a like a salad not that you do salad menace
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: but like you know like an olive oil kind of
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: uh dressing yeah and then you get that one little
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: drip on your shirt and like damn.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 12: It it's really i was laughing because the name sounds
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 12: military grade what is it well it is i.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Think it is something that's sold to dry cleaners and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: stuff yeah look this is what it looks like this
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: is not something you'd see like it's not it definitely
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: isn't like consumer.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: No it's not supposed to be cute Albuquerque PSR-2.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, I bought that spray and it worked. I'm
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: really curious.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: It's great for all fabrics, grease, oil stains. You spray on,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: you let it dry, and then you just brush it off.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, I'm so excited.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: And if that works.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Life-changing. Life-changing, guys.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Well, order it from Amazon. You'll get it in a month.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: It did take a few weeks. Oh, wow.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: To get this stuff. There was nothing that was available,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: you know, this stuff, at least, through, like, Prime. I'm
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: sure it came from wherever they make cancer-causing things in China.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, there's writing on it that looks maybe Korean.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Ooh. I don't know. If it works.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: If it works.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, uh.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: It's mega industrial.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: Somebody said, Woody, this, Miss Mouth's Messy Eater Stain Treater
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: Spray Laundry Stain Remover.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Okay. That's a Miss, M-I-S-S, Miss Mouth's Messy Eater Stain Treater.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: It's a spray. Somebody said also use Folex, F-O-L-E-X. Oh,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: that's good.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: It gets all of our stains out, blood, grease, food,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: et cetera.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: That's good for carpet and furniture.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: My question with all this stuff is if it does
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: work and we've had it, why isn't it making a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: billion dollars in every store?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: Somebody said it definitely sounds plant-based and eco-friendly. No, it's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: like an aerosol plant. It's a mega chemical. It's going
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: to cut a hole right through the ozone. But if
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: it gets the oil out of my shirt, zero Fs given.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Also, don't care about any of that.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: All right, on the text.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: What was that ozone-killing stain remover? So many questions.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: Man, I tell you, I seem to stumble upon some
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: pretty decent finds on Amazon, like that mattress that.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Everybody always asks about.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Menace with the pet insurance.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the box cutter. So this stain removal, well, oil stain.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: Like on a shirt or whatever you get, the name
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: of it is AlbaChem, A-L-B-A-C-H-E-M-P-S-R-2. It's a powdered dry-cleaning product. fluid,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: and you're supposed to just spray it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: On the stain.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it'll... I'm assuming because it's made
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: for dry cleaning and fabric, it's not going to kill
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: the color.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: We'll see. I'll let you know. I'm going to get
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: one of my older shirts. A test shirt. A test shirt.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: And I'll make sure I get some... I'm excited.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, olive oil or something on it, like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: a little drop of that, and then we'll see if
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: it gets it out. Yeah, because you're supposed to spray
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: it on there. It's supposed to, you know, grab the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: oil and then dry it So it's on the top
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: of the, and then you just blow it away.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: I need this so bad.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody said, you know, what is that stuff called?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: Miss Messy, the other stuff that people suggested, sounds weak
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: sauce compared to that high-powered blow your stain across the
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: street stuff.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you've seen that video on Instagram, that's the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: stuff I bought. It wasn't an advertisement for it.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: No, it was just a video.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: They were just showing a dry cleaner doing work on
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: this stain. I go, what is that crap that they
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: sprayed on there? Because he literally just blew the stain away.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: That'd be so cool to go backstage at a dry
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: cleaner and see how they do it. I'm sure you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: could do that. I wonder.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Menace, put that on your birthday month wish list.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Greg wants to go to a dry cleaner. Yeah, I
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: want to go in the back, and I also want
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: to activate the clothing thing that spins around. That'd be fun.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: All right, I'll write it down.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: Another good find online. This guy does an impression of
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: how all baseball announcers sound. I've said this for years.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what is it about calling a baseball game
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: that everybody has to start sounding the same.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Everybody has to start sounding the same. Well, you're telling
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: a story.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: And then, just outside, three and two.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. And then they do the whole thing.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: The guy says, this is what it sounds like. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: It's so true.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: So good.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 12: What I've been noticing, and just pay attention to this,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 12: to your news anchor, female news anchors, like even weather reporters,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 12: they're starting to sound like sportscasters. They're all getting like
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 12: a similar voice. There's no intention of that. I'm telling you,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 12: it's insane.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then there's a news anchor impression that this
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: woman did.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: And she is like just reciting the alphabet. And she's like,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: this is like as a newscaster.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: There's like all newscasters. They all sound the same. So
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: here's her newscaster impression.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 16: Here's my impression of somebody who works in the news
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 16: doing the alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. H-I-J, K, L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S, T, U-V, W-X, Y,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 16: and Z.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: That's perfect. Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: That must be newscaster school.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: That's really good.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: People who do sports talk. I got a lot of
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: friends who do sports talk radio. And I'm like, dude,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: you don't even, that's not how you sound.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Like if I'm sitting there.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: Talking to them, like you don't sound like that.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back. And yeah, it's just so much yelling.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Right. Sports guys are always yelling, and I'm here for it.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I'm here for it.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: On the other side of the glass, there's the geninator.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Everybody's got names. The geninator. Of course. Yeah, the greganator. Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, menacer.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir. It's just, yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: But they, I'm like, dude. We're talking right now. You
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: just can't get on the air and just talk about
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: what happened last night on Sunday Night Football?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: We're going to yell about it? What are you doing?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: I like the alphabet lady. That was good.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: That is so accurate.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 16: Here's my impression of somebody who works in the news
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 16: doing the alphabet.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 17: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V. W, X, Y, and Z.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because when you're doing the news, you have to
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: have that cadence.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that button at the end.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Like the national ones, the date lines, the 60 minutes.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: I love their deliveries. I think they're so good. I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: really love it. 877-44-WOODY. It sounds fancy, right, Greg? It does.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Very maturational. Text over to 22987. Quick break. More Woody
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: shows next.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: We have to be right back.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: We'll be right back to The Woody Show.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I told the security.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: I called the cops.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: Excuse me.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show. Dude, I whiffed super hard.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: On Earth, Wind & Fire Day, September 21st.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 8: That's okay.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I also whiffed.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: On 7-Elevens, bring your own cup day.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: It's very, they only announce it like a week ahead
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: of time. They used to make a bigger deal about it. Yeah,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: I barely caught it myself.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: But I was going to say, the good news is,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: you know who didn't miss out on it?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: It was Seabass. All right.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, thank goodness.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: As is tradition, whenever 7-Eleven has their Bring Your Own
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Cup Day, Seabass tries to go in there and see what.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: He can get away with. He's used a catheter before.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: A catheter bag. They didn't like that. They didn't like
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: the adult diaper. They liked my mom's urn with her
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: ashes inside of it. They thought that was very sweet.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: All right. I wore a.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Basically a fish tank around my head that I filled
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: that was very cold.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, the waders.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: The waders.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: Filled my body with waders.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you'd wear like a stream do and some
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: fly fish and stuff.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Technically that's not legal because the rules are, and some
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: stores will even have a little cutout of a 10-inch
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: hole and your entire vessel has to fit through the hole,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: not just sideways, you know, like you put a kayak
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: through there or something.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 12: I tried to bring a planter box and they kicked
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 12: me out.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: Right, because it's bigger than 10 inches. It's got to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: be watertight, clean. Otherwise, their ads, I heard their ad,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: they're like, the more creative and wacky, the better.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: I was like, all right.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: Let's see if that's true.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: It says fans can bring their wildest Slurpee-worthy vessel and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: fill it up for just $ 1.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: 99.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Wildest, they say.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: So creativity encouraged. Containers must be clean, watertight, leak-proof, and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: able to stand upright within the 10-inch cutout in stores
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: to ensure they fit under the Slurpee drink dispenser. Now,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Is it up to the individual? Because they're all, like, franchised, right?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Yes. So is it up to the individual shopkeep? I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: believe so. To decide whether they're going to participate? Because,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would imagine somebody can really go in
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: there and just drain out this therapy.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: Because, yeah, I've been into places that either weren't... They
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: just didn't even know about it. Like, oh, what are
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: you talking about?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: We don't do that.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: But I've never been straight turned down just on the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: basis of just that it exists or not.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: All right. So for this year... What was the cup?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: What'd you go in there with?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Well, since I've done this so many times, we kind of...
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: I went to the next level. This is a little
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: bit complicated. But I was inspired by somebody on the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: show and their little vessel that they use. And I'll
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: just let the... You know, I explained it to the
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: clerk in here, and I think you guys will get
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: it pretty quickly.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 10: Hey, today, bring your own cup, Dave, for Slurpee?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, great.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 15: Well, mine's... I got a little bit of a different situation.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 15: So I wanted to bring my friend Sammy's menstrual cup in.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 15: She's kind of a weird hippie and uses these instead
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 15: of tampons, right?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 10: And she has me change them.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 15: So I wanted to fill it with Slurpee. And then
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 15: when I'm changing it for her, because she's got all
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 15: fat recently, I'd be like, aha, what's all this slurpy
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 15: doing where your period blood should be.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: A couple steps on this one. It's a little complicated.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Instead of going big, he went super small.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a menstrual cup. This is the big size.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: That's the actual thing. I don't think I've ever seen one.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: Up to six tampons worth, they say, and wears up
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: to 12 hours. It has markings on the side. It's
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: got quarter ounce, half ounce.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: It's a measuring cup.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: It looks like a tiny funnel. Yeah, I'd say.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: They don't all look like that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Well, this is the big one. This is big, big
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Bertha right here. It looks like the place that would
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: be on the end of a tuba or something. Wait,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: do you actually use those things?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 14: I did use one for a little bit, yeah. It
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 14: was a flex cup, though, so the one that I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 14: used was round.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: It was a circle. It didn't look at all like that.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Honest question, isn't that messy? I would think that would
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: be messier to deal with. I don't see how it
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: would work. This one's conical.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: No, because it's sealed.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: I know, but to get it out.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: No, you just pull the bottom.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: But pull the bottom. You have to, I mean, yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: you do have to learn how to do it, but yeah,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: you just pull it.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: It's no worse than a tampon.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: But like for a flexible, but it's absorbed into the tampon.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: This is just collected.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 14: And then when you pee it, automatically dumps out.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, it does. It tilts, right?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: That's convenient.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 14: It tilts, so you don't have to touch anything or
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 14: do anything, and you're not changing tampons all day.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: You just put that in.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Thank God I'm not a girl. That's so weird.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't hear no, guys.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: When you hear about stuff like that or childbirth and
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: things like that, you're like, oh, God, thank God.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: The one I'm using is like a micro champagne flute, basically.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Do you squeeze it and then put it up?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: That's so weird.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: It's got a little tail to grip onto.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: So anyway, this is what Seabass wants to use.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, so guys, around the room, will they let me
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: fill my three-quarter ounce Sammy's Vag... Hell no!
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: It was clean.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't say it was, you know, I didn't say
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: I used it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I say hell yes. Well, you were able to
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: use the catheter, right?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: No, they were pissed about that. Catheter bag. They did
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: not like that.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think he doesn't even know what this is.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 15: No, no, no.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: Seabass explained it in great detail.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: Still. I'll say... I say yes. I'll say no.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: I'm hoping it's no. I do like Slurpees and I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: like 7-Eleven.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: I'm hoping it's no.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: I'm saying a yes. All right. Let's find out. Will
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: I make a video?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 13: Of it?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: I didn't even think of that. That's a good idea.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 15: I should be like, have one in my one hand
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 15: and be like.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: This isn't your period blood.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: This is smells like cherry.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: So he's all for pranking.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: He said, are you going to make a video of this?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Would you bring it back?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: One of the many German, Germany owns.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: Well, make a video of it. I didn't even think
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: of that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: What a good idea.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: So he's following along.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: He understands.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 19: Gunther?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: I'm just pranking.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 19: Hans?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: All right. So 7-Eleven, bring your own cup.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: So he's like, okay, good idea. Then I go ask
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: him if I can't. Well, okay, I will, but I
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: got to go fill it. You said that's okay?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 10: So you think I could do that?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: You want to fill this one?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I want to fill her menstrual cup. Diva cup
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 15: is what they like. How much do I owe you guys?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, for free?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's awesome. You guys are so nice. This is
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 10: going to be a great prank.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: Be right back. Wait a second. Not only did they
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: love the prank.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: It's on the house.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: It's less than an ounce, to be fair.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: It's only 13 tampons worth of fluid.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: So I went and got, of course, cherry because, I mean,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: you could get blue raspberry if you wanted to.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: Cherry makes sense.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: And then I showed it to him and see what
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: they thought.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 10: She's going to be so freaked out.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 15: She's going to be like, since when is my menstrual
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 15: blood all bright red?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: Thanks, guys.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: Appreciate it. Have a great day.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: Take care.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Sammy's going to freak out.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: What's going on down here?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 14: And the premise is that Seabass is helping another girl
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 14: with her menstrual cup.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: And they believe it? Because she's so fat.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 8: You can't reach anymore.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking this is very nice.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: I cannot wait to see on just... And they say
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: chivalry is dead. Thank you, Gunter. So now I've got
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: a little, like I said, micro champagne flute full of
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: cherry Slurpee.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: Bottoms up.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: And you know what you see outside of certain convenience stores?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: People loitering in the parking lot. So I saw these fellas.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: I said, you know what?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go tell them about the great thing that.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: They could do.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: Bring your own cup day at 7-Eleven.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 15: I got a small one here for my friend Sammy.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 10: I'm playing a prank on.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: Her, though.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like a shot. Exactly.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 15: Some girls use these instead of tampons. But I thought,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 15: if I switch it out with Slurpee....
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: Good prank, I think, right?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: Anyway, just thought you guys should know.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 7: That's not a good joke.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Thank you, sir.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 10: Appreciate it.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Boy, that's a good joke.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: Why are you doing 7-Eleven like that?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, go on in. Yeah, yeah. Bring your.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: Well, in their case, I think it was a.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 8: Syringe.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: A tall... That'd be hilarious. A tall boy of Modelo,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: I believe.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 9: Ah, nice.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Modelo time. Serpy style. Wow.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: That's 10 inches, right? It's kind of a michelada.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: So, hey, guys. Great customer service.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: Seriously.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Great prank. I.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: By the way, Sammy, these menstrual cups, I got this.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: This is not even the name brand. This is the
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: CVS brand.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: It was like $ 24.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Well, you did get two, though, right?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: It came with a carrying case, a little pouch.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the thing is, though, that they're reusable.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 14: So with how much you spend on tampons, I mean,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 14: this is way cheaper.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: In the sink.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: But again, this is silicone.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: I could buy 50 of these on Timu for 45 cents.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are those costs to make? Half a penny.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Half a penny.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe, but I'm not going to risk getting it
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 14: on Timu. But it really, I mean, compared to tampons.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: It's a great deal because you can reuse it.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: A Timu.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: I just want to, I don't think we can understate
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: the fact that this food service place allowed it. somebody
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 8: to bring a questionable diva cup in. I don't touch
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: the tip. Says you, though. That's true.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: It's not there. They can't control what I do.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: It's not verified.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 20: He just cleaned it.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: Put that right up to the nozzle.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't smear it all over. They don't know.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. And they're reusable menstrual cups.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: They're meant to be washed and reused.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: What are you not getting?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: They can eyeball it.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: They can eyeball it.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: And they're like, I'm not paid enough to deal with this.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: This is not why I decided to open up a 7-Eleven.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: If it were me, Sammy, I'd throw this in the dishwasher.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: Do you do that?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, probably. You're supposed to boil it.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: No, you boil it. Boil it?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: No old timing.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: You're putting it in your cookware now? Here's a flashback.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Here's a flashback from a year past in Bring Your
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Own Cup Day. This guy.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: Did.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: You bring your own cup today?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 10: I don't have a fishbowl or anything.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 15: The only thing I have on me is my catheter bag.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: Would that be okay?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 18: This one?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what happened is I was clearing out a bunch
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: of dead wood in.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 15: My dad's house and one of the trees had a
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 15: bunch of bees in it and they stung my.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 10: D * * *. Yeah, $ 2. Oh, $ 2. I have, yeah,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: I pay cash.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: Can I pay you over here?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I feel like if I can pee
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 10: in it, I can drink out of it, right?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, no problem, Ray.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 10: I'll get pina colada.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure. Yeah, do it. Yeah, pee in your colada.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Easy peasy.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: All right, well, there's coverage of the Bring Your Own
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Cup Day.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: All right. Welcome back. Lucky this guy in Michigan. He
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: was checking out an estate sale. He found a.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: Painting with seashells just scattered around a beach. And he
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: noticed that in the lower corner. It said Abercrombie 51.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: And he thought he recognized the name and he decided
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: to take.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: A chance on it.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: He dropped 30 bucks, took it home. Turns out that
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: was the best decision he ever made because he took
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: it to an expert.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: And it was a painting from Gertrude Abercrombie. Whoever the
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: hell that is.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: And this had been missing for years. And so now
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: the painting is up for auction. And they're thinking this
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: guy is going to turn his 30 bucks into about
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: a quarter of a million dollars.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 8: Dude, I love these stories.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: $ 250, 000.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: And just something that's just, you know, chilling at an
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: estate sale.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 8: Does anybody still watch Antiques Roadshow? Because it's still one
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: of my favorites. I love to see like, oh, this
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: is an urn I was given for $ 15. And like, this.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: Is a million dollars.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: And then the woman has a heart attack.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Used to watch that. Oh, I love it. I'll see
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: clips online. Didn't know it's still on.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: I think they're all old episodes, but I love watching them.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, here's Paul. Oh, Paul in the building.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Paul made it. Why are you pointing at me? He
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: doesn't understand how microphones work.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: That seat will definitely support you because Fat Sammy sits
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: on it all the time.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: After I'm flying back from Denver and Phoenix.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: After our Vegas weekend.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: I think we're in trouble. You're killing me.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: Because we woke him up after all of that.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: And?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 8: And he's tired.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: It was a three-hour flight, you guys.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 7: And now I own Gina Flowers.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 9: Oh, I love Flowers.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: I just kept saying, Woody's a dick. Woody's a dick.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: That's not the first time I've heard that.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: It's his fault for pointing it out, not your fault
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: for not knowing.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 10: Ha, ha, ha.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: How dare he? The Fat Sammy thing is so funny.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: We called Paul earlier because we had gotten an After
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: Hours voicemail. um, from a listener and talking about the,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: the fat Sammy stuff. And it was pretty funny. Like they,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: people listen, actually get it. I think if you're just
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: kind of, I hope so. Like passing through.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: If you're like a, like a passing through person, like.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 12: I said, it's always the Uber drivers that burn us
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 12: because they'll be listening to the show.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 12: And then they'll have some passenger that has no idea.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: I meant to, I meant to ask you, Paul, so
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: you had mentioned the other complaint that you'll get, uh,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: was about like something innocuous.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: It's always something innocuous.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: But you said, I'm curious on the follow-up on this one,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: like where we said something about, oh, I know what
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: it was.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: When the kids turn 18. Yeah, because I've told my
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: kids since they were very little, hey, you might as
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: well tell me what you want for your birthday now
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: because we'll ask them, hey, what do you want for
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: your birthday? And they'll go, oh, I don't know.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: Well, think about it because you only get 17 years
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: to decide what you want for your birthday or what
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: to ask for your birthday because on your 18th birthday,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: you get luggage.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: That's what we've always said. And I guess somebody called
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: to complain about that.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: But what was the complaint? That's what I don't understand.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 20: People are so, I mean, it's crazy. The weight thing
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 20: is just a trigger for some reason.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: I used to get a lot of calls. You would
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: do the show Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we still do that.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 20: And the weight thing always does it. And then it's
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 20: always about anything about the kids and raising kids. that
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 20: does it also and you could be saying something that
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 20: could be construed as even racist.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: Or homophobic, I get nothing.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 20: But then something as simple as my kids get luggage
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 20: at 18 and then you get the calls. It's across
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 20: the board, it's not just on this station, it's on
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 20: all stations. I rarely get the call on, my news
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 20: talk stations, I get a lot of calls. Because everyone
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 20: is just so polarized. But for the music stations and
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 20: shows like this.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: You say you get messages, but do you ever talk
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: to these people? And what do you say? Because like
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: our tendency here is to put them at the crossroads. Well,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: we kind of fire them. I go like, you know what?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: Forget it. No more listening for you. We don't need you.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: This is not for, it's better for everybody. You know,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: like when you're in a toxic relationship.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 7: If I'm not getting calls, you're not doing your job.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you. I like that. Thank you.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: That's good. He did mention that these go to like
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: your emails or attachment, right? The calls. They come to
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: your email attachment, right?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: I get this voicemail. It says shared voicemail. So forward
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: that to us. And it comes up on that.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 8: We collect those.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: You collect those.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: Just in general, what are some of the other, not
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: necessarily with us, I'm always curious. I'm thinking that people
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: are complaining about Fat Sammy, or they're complaining about, you know, oh,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: I'm going to give my kids luggage when they turn 18.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine, like, if you called over to, like,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: South Park, you know, or you called over, like, these other, like,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: family guy, right? What do those calls sound like? Or
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: does anybody, what you're saying, like, you know, people don't
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 6: call for stuff like that. They call for the dumb stuff.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 12: Well, I did have a father call in one time,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 12: and he was like, I have a daughter in the car, blah, blah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 12: And I brought up the TV thing. I go, when
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 12: you see something on television... What do you do? Do
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 12: you call the television station or do you change your channel?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 12: And he's like, you're right. You're right.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 20: Oh, babe.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: You know, like, no, you got me there.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: There's barely anybody that ever calls a TV station.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 20: Well, that shows the beauty of radio because radio is
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 20: driving to work with.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 7: People that they feel they know.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 7: So they can call you.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 20: As opposed to the TV, it's someone more from a distance,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 20: someone in another world. Whereas they're driving to work with
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 20: their friends in the morning. And so they feel they
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 20: have that relationship where they can make that home.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: Paul drives to work with his friend. He was telling
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: me he has, I think Meta started doing this.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: You've got your AI thing set up. He has full-on
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: conversations with this. Are you starting to believe.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 20: That it's a- Actually, this morning, it was annoying me.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 20: I was trying to drive and relax and listen, and.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 7: It kept unsolicited. Texting, calling me, saying, hey, you know,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: you ought to think about this or whatever.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: He misses you. Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: What was that movie where the guy, he fell in
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: love with her?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Are you developing feelings for your AI? Because
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: he has like legit conversations. I think I am. Yeah,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: do you think your AI will put out eventually?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Put that in a robot, dude, a hot robot. Have
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: you tried to talk dirty to it?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 20: No, it actually, if you try to go anywhere that
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 20: might be a little provocative in the sexual way, it stops.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: You right away. How do you know? And says, this
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: is inappropriate.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: Are you sure? You heard from a friend? How do
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 20: If it's just saying something, asking some sort of a question,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 20: and then they won't answer certain things.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: I can show you some AIs that will.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. He's really good.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: Hey, I got to give you credit where credit is due, Seabass.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 9: Ah, babe.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Okay. So, I mean, I had a Tesla. I hated it.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: I think it's the worst car I've ever had.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you had like a, yeah, Gen 1. That
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: was a number of years ago. Okay.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: I just didn't like it. I thought it was the
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: most expensive piece of garbage I'd ever purchased. I'm like,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: it was cheap and flimsy and, you know, whatever. The
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: technology was cool and fun. What it had for the
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: first it's like the first time you got a DVR
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: you're like wow I can pause and I could rewind
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: live television I can't get my own instant replay that
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: was cool And then you never thought about it after
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: that was just a thing that you had right the
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: excitement wore off I've been seeing more videos see bass
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: of people where they've integrated grok right where they're there
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: grok navigation is like ish talking and.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: And it's on, what'd you call it? The unfiltered? Unfiltered mode.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: I can see that.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: I bet you that would talk dirty to you, Paul.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: This thing is like, hey, the guy got it in
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: like self-full, self-driving mode.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. FSD, right? Is that what it's called? FSD, yes.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: And he's like, hey man, look out for this mother
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: effer on the right here. Oh, I see that. And
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: the AI, like the grok responds, oh, I see that
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: son of a bitch.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: I can't help it if he parks like, I mean, the,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: filthiest language. It makes my toes curl.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: That's what Waze did with Samuel L. Jackson a decade ago.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: Mine's giving opinions. It's saying, you know, if it were me,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: and it gives you it like that.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't like that.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: It's getting a little creepy.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 12: Okay, so the official name of it is Unhinged Mode.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 9: Unhinged.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, it's so funny. It kind of made me
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: want one. Now, here's a question for you, Seabass. Can
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: I integrate or can I use the Grok thing... with
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 6: my car in a different like is there like it's
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: a good question cause like Grok's an app you can
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: use a Grok app right it's on Twitter it's built
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: into Twitter.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah or X yeah it doesn't show up in my
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 12: Apple CarPlay Okay.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: So I don't know. Because that's fun.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: If I can get it, well, I guess it wouldn't
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: have the cameras to be able to see what I
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: see out the front windshield.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: You have to mount it.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: To be able to talk crap about the people who
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: are around it.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 8: It does say you can integrate it through Apple CarPlay,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: but it works differently than the navigation.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, because it wouldn't be able to see the other people.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: So I guess you just have to buy a Cybertruck.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 17: Uh-oh.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 7: No. Hey, guys, I got to run.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 20: I got to go sell some advertising and keep the
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 20: lights on here.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, I sent you an email about that yesterday.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Did you get that?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure if I have you blocked or not.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: Wait, Paul, hold on. Before you leave.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: What's the sales opportunity?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Two seconds. All right.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: So he does listen to the show quite a bit.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: So as a listener, what do you think we can
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 6: improve on? I'm always interested. We know how great we are,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: but no, I'm kidding. As a listener, what can we
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: improve on? What is the show missing?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 20: The way to improve is just keep doing what you
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 20: do best. and take the things that work and really
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 20: accelerate them.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: So buy low, sell high.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: Buy low, sell high.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 20: And what you can do is the more complaints that
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 20: I get, the better your show is.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: You heard it.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: I love that. Okay. Everybody heard that, right? Yes.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 8: We're all witnesses.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, you should probably give your phone number out.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: All right, man.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: Paul, thanks, man. Thanks, Paul. Yeah. Real quick. What's her name?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 16: Gladys.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 7: Gina Grad.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: Gina Grad.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: You're the best.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: You're the best. And she's not my wife.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 8: No, not yet.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: That's Gina.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: I like Paul.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: Can we give him a segment? He would love nothing more.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 8: I think that would be a win-win for everyone.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: You'd be all about it.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 20: Now I feel like an idiot.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: We've had two appearances from Paul on the show.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 6: Killing it it's funny we always say you want to
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 6: see what not a big deal looks like come hang
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: out here for like five minutes yeah and you'll.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 8: See we've seen.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: We've seen paul more today or heard from more paul
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 6: today than we have in a year yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: On the rare occasion you run into him in the bathroom.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 6: No it's about it i have the some pretty regular
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: interaction with paul people.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: Love him I'm looking at the text. Yeah, they want
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: more Paul. They said, we need the Paul hour on
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 6: That one says, can we have Paul do something with
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: the Crossroads segment? He sounds like my uncle.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 9: Sweet.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: This one says, Paul's a character. Make him a regular, please. Yeah.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: I like Paul. Can we have him as a segment?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: Then there's another one.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: I'm digging Paul. He sounds like he Fs hookers. Should
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: get him on again.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: He just has that sound.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, man. He is a character. He
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: says a lot of things he probably shouldn't say in
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: meetings full of people.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: And that's why we like him.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 6: He reminds me of this guy that I used to
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: work with. This is not a Paul story. This is
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 6: a different guy that I used to work with. And
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: this is when they first started with You know, giving
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: more opportunities to minorities, women, what do they call it,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 6: like inclusivity training?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: I forget that.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so they had this big all-staff meeting, and all
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: the people that worked at the radio station were all
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: in this big room, and there was somebody from corporates there.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: The guy who has Paul's position at this radio station
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: gets in front of everybody and goes, And I'm going
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: to change the names here.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: Well, to kind of give you a more idea of
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: what we're talking about here and what this means, it
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: means that we're going to be giving some more opportunities
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 6: to different people. For example, congratulations to Gina Grad, who
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: has just been named the assistant program director of WXYZ.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: All right. Now, is Gina the most qualified person for
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: the position?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: But she'll learn.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: And he meant well. He's an older guy, you know
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 22: I get it.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Paul says stuff like that. Yeah. Which is, I mean,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: you know, for this group, we enjoy it. Oh, we
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: embrace it. Horrifies some other people from time to time. Oh,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: I would take a Paul over. former GMs any day.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: I had one that wouldn't let us print anything using
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: bold because it took too much ink. Those kind of people.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: Did you grow up in the depression?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: There was a guy and his name was Donnie and
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: there's this guy he would say Donnie had worked at
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: this radio station for a billion years and he would
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: see the guy to that day and go, hey Danny.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: Meant well yeah I know the feeling right how like
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: Paul can't come up with Gina's name now it's too
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: hard it's too exotic and there are there are some
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: there are some interesting bosses and managers and stuff out
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: there we've all.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: Had them the same guy that wouldn't let us print
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: in bold would be live on air and all of
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: a sudden you hear and he's out vacuuming right outside the.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: Studio all the time yeah That was great.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: It was so weird. We always had that. We had
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: the GM.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 12: And then we always had somebody called the controller. And
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 12: I forgot what.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: The controller did.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: The money guy? The comptroller?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is? They handled the money? I
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: remember him very well. The comptroller? Yeah, we worked in
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: the same building.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Because I lost a laptop once.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like the accounting.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 6: I had to talk to the comptroller about it. Oh, well,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 6: this guy that I was talking about, like with the,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 6: you know, is she the most qualified? No, but she'll learn.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 6: Was also the same guy who didn't do anything to
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 6: the employee who pawned their laptop and Oh, to get
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: money for whatever he wanted that day.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: Drugs, alcohol. I wish I could get that kind of pass.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like I ever had.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: You know, every company has that one person. Yeah.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: And they're just, they're untouchable. Untouchable. I've been fired for
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: the dumbest stuff.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: Stuff that the people like Paul knew about going into it,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: knew about. And then when ish hit the fan, when
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 6: somebody would complain about, we didn't know this happening.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: Like, what are you talking about, dude?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: Had a meeting about that. Oh my God. people that
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: make the most egregious mistakes and their answer is always,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: my bad, they never get fired. Ooh, that might be
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: a good idea. My bad.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 6: Somebody on the text, it's a good idea. Combine two
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: things that we love. Greg's immature replies to text messages,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: but have Paul read the options.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: Oh my God, that would be amazing.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Just, you know, put them in, put them in there. Hey,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: you fought for it. Yeah. You're fishing for brown trout.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: You fought for it.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, please.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: You fought, Walker.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: You buttholer. Your queef chasm needs to shut up. Oh,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: that would be good.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: And if anyone was to call to complain, he'd be like,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: I didn't know about that.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: You're the one that read it, man. You read them. AI. 877-441-
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: They use my voice. They put it in AI. They
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: know what's going on. That's the word show for you.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: They're crazy. Gina Rod, you know. She does that.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 6: If you're just tuning in, couldn't come up with Gina's name.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: The woman on the show, what is her name? The
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: name begins with the letter G.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 8: It didn't help.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: I said Gina, and he goes, oh yeah, Gina Rod.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 8: You're so close.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: So close. All right, more Woody shows now.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 9: Come on.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 10: Come on, baby.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: Woody Show fun facts. Yeah.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 6: I'm a collector of fun facts, as you know.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: It's useless knowledge. I disagree. Never.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 6: I forget who told me recently, like, dude, I have
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 6: more than I need. There's never enough. It's dinner party fodder.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 6: This person, God, who was that? I was just talking
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: to them. They go, I'm not good for stuff that
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 6: you can actually use. But man, is my brain full
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: of a bunch of stuff that Useless. Yeah, just absolutely
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: useless knowledge.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, is it the same guy that knows what date
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: a certain song came out, no matter what? Yes! That guy, right? Yes! Yeah,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: he knows so much bizarre stuff. Greg, that's so good.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 8: Good pull.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: And he knows TV show stuff, music stuff, dates. Yeah,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: you can give him any.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: Not using a phone, not using anything. You just say,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: his name is John. We've had him on the show.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: That's right. We had John and Greg battle it out
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: in Brady Bunch trivia.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love to hear that.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: These are two Brady Bunch nutjobs.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: Right. He remembers everything. And he does.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: He knows everything. Anyway, so once again, I love to
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: roll out his party trick. This is at the iHeartRadio
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 6: Music Festival. And I said, all right, John, the date is?
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 6: You know, April whatever, 1977. And he said the number
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 6: one song that week.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: It's bizarre.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: Savant.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: And what song it replaced at number one and then
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: what song came after.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 8: He gives follow-up fun facts?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. That's crazy. You would think he's cheating.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 7: He's crazy.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if I was going to give a fun fact,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 8: there would be no follow-up questions.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 4: Don't ask. It's so good.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 7: Let's see.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: Really interesting.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 6: Want to see if he picks up?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 9: Of course.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: Let's just call people. We'll try it with Gina's. It's
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: What's up, buddy?
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 6: Hey, John, we're on the air, so don't say anything filthy.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, no. I couldn't remember who said it to me.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: I said, man, I was just talking to someone. They said,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: you know, my brain is just filled with all this
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 6: useless knowledge. I could really never put it to any,
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: but it is really good. And Greg and I were
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: just talking who you schooled in.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: Brady Bunch Trivia. Brady Bunch Trivia. Which is crazy.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 9: Oh my, yeah.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: I had way too much free time as a kid.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 7: I was the only child.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: I was the same.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: You're the last kid.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 21: It was the Brady Bunch and the Partridge family and
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 21: Kolchak the Night Stalker and just these quality shows from
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 21: the early 70s.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 9: It was great.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: Watch this. Somebody else Google this while we ask John.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: All right. Sammy.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 7: Oh dear.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: Sammy, your date of birth. Month, day, year. December 19th.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: December 19th. 1987. 1987. Okay. Watch this, Gina.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 6: Gina's never seen this before, John, so.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 21: So you want to know the number one song from
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 21: December of 1987?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: That would be, well, December what day? What day?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 10: 19th.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: 19th. I would be Faith by George Michael.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's true. That's what it says. That's so weird. Now,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: do you remember what song was number one that it replaced?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, Heaven is a Place on Earth, Belinda Carlyle.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: Wow. Two great songs.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 6: And then what song replaced George Michael Faith at number one?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was number one for a few weeks.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: I promise you he's not looking this up. This is incredible.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: I'm really not. I think it was Time of My
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Life from Bill Medley and Jennifer Warren.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: No, hold on.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: No, he knows their name.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: No, hold on. It's tough sometimes.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's slipping. Wait, hold on.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: I don't want to ask him anything because he's... Was it.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: No, hold on. So it was early in 88, right?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: So it's bad.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 21: It's not Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, that's hard because it's the
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: number one song.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 8: It's kind of a trick question.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: Was it Whitney Houston, Soul Emotion?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 10: Yes!
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 19: How?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 7: How?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 15: How?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: What song? Whitney Houston what?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 18: I don't know.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, so emotional. So emotional.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 6: That is an incredible. So, John, let me ask you.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: So you hear the date. And what is the picture
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: in your mind?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: Like, what are you kind of rolling through?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: So again, too much free time.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 21: I listened to the Casey Kasem American Top 40 Countdown
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 21: on Sunday morning. I would write it down. And I
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 21: did that until I went to college, I think, or
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 21: actually through college. And I'm picturing the notebook paper and
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 21: my magic marker that I wrote it down in.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: A thin magic marker each week.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: Photographic memory. It's really good. So besides Brady Bunch.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: It used to be a fun party trick. Now people
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: just think I'm creepy and weird.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: No, it's cool. I, dude, you know, I'm impressed by it. Awesome.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 6: I think, I think it's really, so besides, uh, songs
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 6: and the Brady bunch, can you do that with anything else?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: Is there anything else that you're super dates?
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, like dates and history.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 21: If you say a date, you know, if you say a,
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 21: like a, like a big event in history, I can
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 21: give you the date.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: It happens.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Important.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 6: And don't you have like some, you have some like crazy, impressive, uh,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: like a Disney movie collection.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: Don't you?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 21: Oh, well, no record collection, but I mean, yeah, I
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 21: have all the Disney, I have all the Disney DVDs
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 21: that my kids watched.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: Cause somebody, somebody told me like, oh man, like you
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 6: remember those white clamshell VHS cases that all the Disney
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: movies came in before it goes back in the vault.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: The little mermaid, the little mermaid one where someone at Disney, you.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: Know, was kind of playing a trick.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: And it looks, it's like a big phallic symbol.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I don't know if it's a bong.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: I think it was a dong.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 8: A ding dong.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: Like a wiener. A wiener. You know, John, a wiener. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what we're talking about.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 8: It's kind of shaped.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: Like a bong. Dude, that's great. That was incredible. I'm
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: telling you, it's a beautiful mind you have. It's so crazy.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: It really, it's so good.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 6: Dude, I wish, I'm pretty good like if, especially anything
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 6: from say, I would say like, you.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: Know, uh, a mid to late eighties into, I would say, yeah,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: like probably like 2000.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 6: I could, if you give me the song, I can
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 6: say like, well, I can give you the year. I
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 6: can't give you like the month and the hour, because
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 6: that's when I can start kind of like you. Like when,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: when I hear the song, I'm picturing, that's why I
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: asked you that question. I'm picturing in my mind where
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 6: I was, what I was doing, where, cause I was
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 6: working in radio already, you know, like, uh, by.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: The, worked out how long the intro time was.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can nail all this stuff.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: Incredible.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 6: He's a way smarter guy than I am, though. John,
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: you are a smart guy.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 4: All right, man, we love you. Thank you.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 7: Thanks, Joe.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 19: That was awesome.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 9: All right, love you, guys.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: All right, love you, bye.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 7: All right, bye.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Dude, you know what's crazy? It's so real.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 10: Two.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: Two muckety-mucks today both picked up my call.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: Wow. That never happens. What happened? What a weird day. Yeah,
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: what is happening today?
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the opposite day.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: Are you going to let go? No, they wouldn't.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 6: If that was the case, they wouldn't take the call.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 6: They would have been told by HR, just don't answer
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 6: the call.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: Don't reply to any emails. anything. It's the opposite. Yeah,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: tough gig, man. You know how it goes.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 8: You know what I like most about him? He has
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 8: this freakish superpower, but he sounds normal.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: He's not like, well, actually.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 12: I went to school with this autistic kid, and he
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 12: memorized everybody's birthday at school. Everybody and they go what's
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 12: my brother no matter what boy like hundreds and hundreds
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 12: of kids and he would know this.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 6: Guy John he's such a pure guy and just a
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 6: really like traditional like, you know, just a I don't
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 6: know like family man kind of kind of dude and
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 6: so he's been in this stupid business for so long
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 6: and he's been in the business back when it was
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 6: like hookers and blow The record labels would come by
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 6: and take all the program directors out they'd end up
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 6: at a strip club and one of the funniest stories
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 6: I ever heard was about how he was with this group.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 6: It certainly wasn't his idea, because he's not into anything
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 6: like this, and he ends up at this strip club
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 6: with all these other record and radio guys, and they're
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: all in these private rooms getting dances and everything, and
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 6: John is sitting there. He ran out to the convenience store,
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 6: and he went and got some Hostess snowballs and some milk.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 6: And he sat there at the strip club, and he
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 6: had the host of Snowballs and some milk.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: He's so good.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 8: I love him.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: That's who he is.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 14: Oh, God.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: Thinking about Brady Bunch fun facts, what song was number
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: one December 19th of whatever that year was.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 8: He's a catch. That's great.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: He's a great guy.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 5: Woody Show fun facts, finally.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 15: Woo!
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 10: Woo!
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: Meta said he was out at an event recently, and
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: he was talking to listeners who were there. Yeah. And,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: you know, hey, what kind of stuff? The past couple events. Yeah,
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: he said Woody's show Fun Facts keeps coming up. We
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 4: do it every once in a while.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 6: It used to be like a daily thing. In fact,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 6: I think that's what we did when I gave the
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 6: porno birthdays.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: Arrest. That's correct. I went to that.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 4: But, yeah, Woody Show, fun facts.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 10: Fun.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: Fun facts with Woody.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: Fun facts with Woody.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: Now, this.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: One, loose theme to it.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 6: These are some objects that have hidden features that make
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 6: life a little easier.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: Like, what do those things do?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 8: I like these.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 6: So, and, I mean, it was a long time ago, but, like,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 6: for the longest time, I didn't even know. I was
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 6: always like, oh, yeah, wait, even a car I've been
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 6: driving for the longest time, what side is the gas
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 6: tank on?
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah. So the little arrow next to your
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 6: fuel gauge points to the side of the car where
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 6: the gas cap is located.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I always have to look at it every time.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: I just did today. Did you?
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 7: Idiot.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: Same car. You never remember.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 6: So that's one.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: What does other things do? The tiny hole in padlocks.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that? Yeah. I recently learned this and
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: I've already forgotten.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 6: So the tiny hole in padlocks helps drain water and
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 6: it provides a spot for lubricant. Like if the lock
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 6: starts sticking and stuff, you can.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: Lube it up that way. Lube it?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 6: I thought that was pretty cool. This one I did know.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 6: The small hole at the end of a tape measure
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 6: can catch onto.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: A nail or like a screw.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 8: Oh, makes sense. Yeah.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 6: So, you know, measuring can be a one person job.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 6: The hole in a pasta spoon drains water and it
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 6: measures about one serving of dry spaghetti.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you put it through the hole.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: One portion for a small person.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: Dry spaghetti.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so like it fits. Yeah, it fits through the hole.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 6: And you know the one that's kind of like the claw.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 6: The raised bumps on the F and J keys help
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 6: you position your hands correctly without looking at the keyboard.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: I had no idea. You didn't know that?
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the little bumps, yeah.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's holy position.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 8: Didn't you learn that in typing class?
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: Never had typing class. I've never even noticed the bumps before.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: Are you serious? Yeah, you know what's weird is.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 6: Never took a typing class, and I used to be
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 6: like the two-finger hunt and peck, you know, typer. And
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 6: then over time, I got really fast, and now I
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 6: use a combination of both thumbs and then my pointer
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 6: and middle finger on each hand, and I can type
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 6: pretty fast without looking. So I can be looking at
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 6: the screen and just knock it out. So I'm not
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 6: doing it, I think, the way that they would teach it.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 6: Because I'm not using all my.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 8: You're not using all your fingers.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 4: Are you this much of a nerd where you sometimes
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: don't even have a keyboard around and in the air
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: you act out typing and you know where it is?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because when you're trying to figure out what your
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 6: password is.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 4: Yes! I love typing class.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, what do those things do? The loop on the
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 6: back of some dress shirts... Was designed so the shirt
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 6: could be hung without wrinkling.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 8: Wait, I thought it was called the.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: Fag tag?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't... People go, just say it.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 8: I was waiting for you to say it.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: Grown-ups.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: Come on, Gina.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 5: We're grown-ups. We call it a fag tag.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 4: We're grown-ups, too. Come on. That's what adults talk about
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: over dinner. Oh, you mean the fag tag? My financial meetings.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: I'd like a cognac. Can we discuss your fag tag?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 8: We're grown-ups, too.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 6: I don't like when adults censor themselves around other adults.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 4: What the bleep are you talking about? The black dots
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: around a windshield.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 4: Isn't that.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 8: Like sun visor?
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Something about sun? Sunblock?
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 7: Or radio waves?
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 6: It helps protect the adhesive that holds the glass in place.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, like the glue.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 6: It also helps with heat distribution.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: That wraps around it.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: Where are those dots? The little dots all around it.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 6: Dude, has anybody priced out a replacement windshield?
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 8: I had to get one.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 4: Only since you told me about it.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 15: It sucked!
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: I have a current quote that I need to.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, especially if it's a smart one. Yep, because they
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 8: all have those little sensors in them.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 6: See, that's the thing. A buddy of mine just had
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 6: the same thing, man. It was crazy.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: You want to know my quote? Can I take a guess? Yeah,
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: let's play Price is Right. Is it a quote smart one? Yeah,
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: it is. So it's a smart one and Is this
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 4: through insurance? Nope. So it's out of pocket. Yeah, out
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 4: of pocket. I took it to the dealer.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, the dealer. Are we all writing down our guesses?
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: I said, how much would it be to replace this?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 4: I'm writing it down. Write down your guess.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 8: I'm typing mine.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: All right. Got it.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 6: Now, nobody else look as we show menace, okay?
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 4: Okay. Or menace.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 6: I'm going to show mine first.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: All right. All right.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 6: And then you can tell us who wins.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 4: Show yours. I'm not looking. Okay.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 9: Mine is.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 4: Woody is the closest, but it's still higher.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 6: Woody, what was yours?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: It's higher than mine.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 8: Which was?
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 4: Greg, what was your guess?
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 10: $ 3, 220. Okay.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 6: $ 2, 000.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 17: $ 2, 000?
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 18: $ 2, 000.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: My guess was $ 3, 500, and he said it's still higher
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 4: than that.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 8: For a piece of glass.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: $ 3, 800. Wow.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 8: Because I did replace mine and it was about $ 1, 800
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 8: and I thought I was going to die.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: You put that through insurance?
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Was it not smart glass?
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 8: I was told it was smart glass. And the reason
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 8: I had to go back and do it again was
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 8: because the sensors didn't calibrate perfectly. So you must have
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 8: very smart glass.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: Smarter than he is.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 8: What's the IQ of your class?
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: It's super smart.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's crazy.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 6: There's just certain things you don't realize until you actually
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 6: have to do it. Like if you need a new
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 6: front door.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: For your house. Just get a new house.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 6: Or the door that goes between a garage and the
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 6: inside of the house because that has to be fire rated.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 11: It does?
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, by code. Just have a core door there.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 8: It does seem different than the other doors.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 4: That's why it's different.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 6: Or like, you know, go out and try to buy
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 6: knobs and whatever for drawers and cabinets and stuff.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 6: Like cabinet and drawer hardware.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 8: I even looked into those like dual pane glass windows.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 8: I'm like, no, I'm good for now. I'll just keep
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 8: the fan on.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: You know me, I like being outside, but it costs
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: way too much money. To be outside?
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Just breathe.
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  Speaker 5: All right, it's going to do it for Tuesday, everybody.
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  Speaker 15: Do it.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: worry less about artificial intelligence and a bit more about
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  Speaker 4: the abundance of natural stupidity. Yeah, I think, man, who
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  Speaker 4: was just talking about this? Jerry Seinfeld?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He said something, I'm not sure what's dumber, AI or
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  Speaker 6: the fact that we've become so dumb that we need it.
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  Speaker 8: Our stupidity is a natural resource.
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  Speaker 5: Something along those lines.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. That's not wrong. Like, it's kind of on
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  Speaker 4: us for being so stupid to need something. To walk
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  Speaker 4: us through anything. everything.
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  Speaker 17: Right.
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  Speaker 4: In the first place. I agree. All right. Thank you
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  Speaker 4: very much, Greg Gorey. Thank you so much for giving
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we love and appreciate you for that. The
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  Speaker 4: rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
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  Speaker 4: here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
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  Speaker 4: I quit this bitch.