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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.O. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. We're
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  Speaker 1: here with Andy B. Hey, how are you, my dear?
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  Speaker 2: I'm awesome. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: And so did you did you watch the election or
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  Speaker 1: just kind of. I watched it all unfold. I was
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  Speaker 1: glued to the TV. Now, did you at what point?
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  Speaker 1: Because I remember watching the election two years ago. I
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  Speaker 1: remember at about 7.30 my time, I knew it was
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  Speaker 1: all over.
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  Speaker 2: I went right to bed. I was like, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Gotta go. That's enough of this. This time I stayed
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  Speaker 2: up all night.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: This is how you knew it was good. Greg Abbott went,
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  Speaker 2: we lost. See you tomorrow. Let's roll. They didn't even.
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  Speaker 1: They had just finished serving appetizers and it was over.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't even get to the main course.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even try to... You know you got your
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  Speaker 1: ass wet when Trump goes outside the results.
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  Speaker 2: You know why? Because you can't count everywhere. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to count Kansas. You're going to count Iowa.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to count Maine. You're going to count New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to count South Carolina. What are you going
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  Speaker 1: to do? You're going to count.
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  Speaker 2: Texas, you're going to count Georgia. What you going to do? Now,
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  Speaker 2: if the votes were close, then maybe, but no.
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  Speaker 1: And it does not happen if they pick the other senator.
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  Speaker 1: If they pick Cornyn, I don't think. It would have
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  Speaker 1: been close, but yeah. I don't think they run away
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  Speaker 1: with this.
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  Speaker 2: No, it would. I think the tide was shifting anyway. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: But you, Tallarica won by damn near 20 points in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: The crazy thing is Donald Trump is not taking any
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  Speaker 5: accountability for all these losses.
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  Speaker 2: He's just pointing the finger. Well, you picked Paxson. You
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  Speaker 2: picked him.
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  Speaker 1: You picked Vivek Ramaswamy. You picked Lindsey Graham's mother. Sister.
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  Speaker 2: You picked them. You picked them. So who, if not you,
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  Speaker 2: who was responsible for it? Not him.
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  Speaker 1: You picked all those people. Texas is... You lost to
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee and Texas because... You decided to go, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure that you wouldn't have anyway, but you put
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  Speaker 1: Paxton in that spot. You put Darlene Graham in that spot.
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  Speaker 1: You put Darlene in the spot, and this broad does
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  Speaker 1: a Darlene Graham.
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  Speaker 2: She's doing a debate. She's like, I don't really know
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  Speaker 2: that much about foreigners. She didn't know nothing about nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You dizzy. What are you here for? Go make some cookies.
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  Speaker 2: And Trump came down here, had a convention for PAX.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody showed up to said convention.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: The city is still waiting for their money. They didn't
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  Speaker 2: even pay for the convention. Wow. They're going to be
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  Speaker 2: waiting for their money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was 800 something.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that all of these places have in
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  Speaker 1: common is that they wanted to disrupt MAGA.
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  Speaker 2: They're not all the same.
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  Speaker 1: You lost in places where they haven't had these kind
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  Speaker 1: of losses in centuries.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody knows you smell like a loser now. That's
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  Speaker 1: why when the results are coming in, you're showing us
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  Speaker 1: the construction work at one of your projects.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: Now, obviously, people get upset with the things I say,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll let them vent on our segment called F.U.
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  Speaker 5: D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley. Would you please welcome our F.U.D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, this is Niecy James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent. Our
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  Speaker 3: first F.U.D.L. Hughley comment is from Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: Hallelujah3000 says, D.L., I heard you say that straight men
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  Speaker 4: don't go to church. You think only men who have
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  Speaker 4: messed up real bad in life are men whose wives
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  Speaker 4: make them go, or gay men are the only men
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  Speaker 4: who go to church.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here to let you know that I have never
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  Speaker 3: been in any kind of trouble.
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  Speaker 4: I'm single and extremely straight, yet I go to church regularly.
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  Speaker 3: Even though I'm saved, I have to say, f * * * you, D.L. Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: Our next F.E.
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  Speaker 6: D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley comment comes from the D.L. Hughley show page. Pilot
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  Speaker 3: 22 says, D.L., every time I turn around, you're complaining
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  Speaker 3: about one airline or the other.
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  Speaker 4: All you talk about is how they lost your luggage,
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  Speaker 4: or how they were late, or how they wouldn't give
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  Speaker 4: you peanuts because someone else on the plane had.
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  Speaker 3: A peanut allergy.
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  Speaker 4: You think you shouldn't be subject to anything just because
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  Speaker 4: you fly first class. Did you ever think that the
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  Speaker 4: bad experiences you might have while flying is karma? It
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  Speaker 4: might be the universe paying you back for starring in
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  Speaker 4: that horrible movie, Soul Plane.
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  Speaker 3: F * * * you, D.L. Hughley. Today's last F.E.D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley comment was a letter mailed directly to D.L.
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  Speaker 4: 's house.
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  Speaker 7: Ryan Smasher wrote, DL, you constantly tell everyone that you
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  Speaker 7: don't like me and I'm not strong enough to be
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  Speaker 7: with your daughter. You apparently don't think I'm man enough
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  Speaker 7: to handle your daughter. Let me be clear, I'm more
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  Speaker 7: than man enough. By evidence of her waking up next
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  Speaker 7: to me every morning after getting it in all night,
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  Speaker 7: I think the only reason you don't like me is
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  Speaker 7: because your daughter now calls me daddy.
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  Speaker 3: Get over it, DL.
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  Speaker 2: I'm her daddy now. F * * * you, D.O.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
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  Speaker 3: your F.U.
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  Speaker 5: D.O.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley correspondent. And until next week, bye.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time for What You Need to Know with
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  Speaker 2: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 6: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. The
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  Speaker 6: balance in the United States Senate remains uncalled as vote
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  Speaker 6: counts continue in Alaska, where Democrat Mary Peltola leads incumbent
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  Speaker 6: Republican Senator Dan Sullivan by 600 votes. And in Mississippi,
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  Speaker 6: where Democrat Scott Collins leads Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith by over
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  Speaker 6: 1,800 votes. Secretary Pete Hegseth is firing back at Republican
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  Speaker 6: Congressman Thomas Massey's planned impeachment articles, dismissing the effort as
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  Speaker 6: a sham political stunt following Republican midterm defeats. And Philadelphia
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  Speaker 6: Mayor Sherelle Parker is forcefully condemning a planned boycott targeting
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  Speaker 6: Jewish-owned businesses this Sunday, warning that religious discrimination will not
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  Speaker 6: be tolerated.
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  Speaker 2: On the eve of the 88th anniversary of Kristallnacht.
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  Speaker 6: And in Rochester, New York, the National Toy Hall of
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  Speaker 6: Fame announced its 2026 class of inductees enshrining Bingo, Care Bears,
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  Speaker 6: the Pokemon trading card game, and the classic Playground Slide.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 6: Be informed.
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  Speaker 3: Be empowered.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sybil.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. Me too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, I learned something today.
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  Speaker 2: What have we learned, Charlie Brown?
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  Speaker 3: What did y'all learn today?
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  Speaker 2: It's time to talk about what we've learned today. You
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  Speaker 2: must learn. That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: It's the DLU. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: If you are here in Detroit, I am on my
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  Speaker 1: way to the Jack White Theater tomorrow. The following night,
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  Speaker 1: I will be in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 2: At the ORPM.
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  Speaker 1: So come check me out for the DL and DL,
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  Speaker 1: anything goes to her. A history-making week. I hope everybody
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I know some people certainly did not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of unemployed white people. Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: How's it feel? Goodness gracious.
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  Speaker 3: Your turn.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that something? Black women who got firefighted. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of white people. That's all I know. Oh, my goodness. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my goodness. I got you back. Man, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: fire you right back. I love it that all the
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  Speaker 2: leadership in Georgia is black women. All of it. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's a curse.
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  Speaker 1: That's revenge. Oh, my goodness. Goodness gracious. Skip my man Cheatham,
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  Speaker 1: what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, excuse me. Andy B., what did you learn today,
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  Speaker 2: my dear?
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  Speaker 5: So, Apple Watch is coming out with this new feature
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  Speaker 5: where you can actually, like, summarize your conversation. It'll play
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  Speaker 5: back the previous 15 seconds of your conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I hope not. I can't have that.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So, if you miss something that somebody says or somebody
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  Speaker 5: tries to say, oh, I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's go ask my wife. Oh, I don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to break up a lot of happy homes.
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  Speaker 2: What's that feature called?
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  Speaker 3: Woman?
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  Speaker 2: It's called Live Rewind.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, same thing. I'm pretty sure. That's a Greek word
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  Speaker 2: for it. Hard enough time deleting the stuff he says
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Recording somewhere else.
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: They should call the litigation. See you in the court.
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  Speaker 2: I think they call it restraining order. But you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I like to call it inadmissible. There it is. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: There it is. What did you learn today, Skip?
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  Speaker 1: Man, you know this weekend I'm still out at Dallas Smokefest, man,
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  Speaker 1: so we doing it big, man.
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  Speaker 2: I've been having so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be, hey, and then we, you know,
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  Speaker 1: going to fall into, I got my Qversary coming up
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  Speaker 1: next week, and then we fall in.
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  Speaker 5: Do you?
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  Speaker 2: Already? Achievement week, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Already? I already told you, don't do that. You ain't
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  Speaker 2: going to see me for about two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Already? Man, that went by fast.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Well, I ain't got to
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  Speaker 2: tell you that now. I have the Qversary in a minute.
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  Speaker 5: So, D.L., did he tell you that they do Bible
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  Speaker 5: studies at the Cigar Lounge? They smoking cigars and Bible studies?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, they had a burning bush. What do
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  Speaker 2: you think they was doing? And they did say, fire
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  Speaker 2: next time. I don't know about that. That's not Sodom
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  Speaker 2: and Gomorrah. That's the Cigar Lounge. Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: On the next D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, the military man Jamal Kingsley will be here
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  Speaker 1: to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives. We've got
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  Speaker 1: another special case show, Bus Workers Banger. Hey, look, have
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  Speaker 1: a great, safe weekend.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.R. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite show bus operator, pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 1: to go. I mean, it's the D.R.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. See you on the other side.